T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ramier: people need to go pick on other mobs besides the dwarfs and princesses in ft1 T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I screwed the pooch T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Did the pooch like it? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: I hope he was worth it patton T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I hope so. Was expensive T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: he only pushed back because you were holding him out of the window T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ramier: i thought i was messed up T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I aonly meant it as a figure of speech T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Solitas: Damn it Aaargh. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: holy fucking audio hallucinations batman T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: why so serious? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: http://www.break.com/index/most-painful-mouse-trap-gag-ever.html It's funny as hell! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Looks For Someone To Pass It To. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: blunt self T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At Fae Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At Swangin Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted . Jilted!!! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: stupid fat hobitses T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: stfu T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: xD T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: and you know it's bad when a fellow adult tells you to watch your mouth o.o T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: mischan T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's not, really. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: You know it's really bad when a child with tourette's says it T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: watch your fucking mouth T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: well... I have a mouth like a sailor at times... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Rotten/missing teeth? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: no... but I bet my teeth wish that was so T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: no he has scurvy T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: mouth like a sailor - you mean it's often open down the docks? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: xD T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: I shall pass scurvy on to the entire world if I can xD and rickets >_> T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: I've always wanted rickets! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: and alzheimers T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No point in getting Alzheimers T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: not for me T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: for my family T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You won't remember you have it T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: I'm already random as hell T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: 'I can't wait until I'm unpredictable even for me T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: s/random/retarded T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: oooh burn. on me. big time. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: There's often very little difference T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: hang on T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: let me nurse my wounds for a few T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: fucking bitch ass remort auction.... h/o T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling screams "FUCKER". T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted fucks screamers. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: it was spamming my fucking screenz x.x T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh baby. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling screams loudly! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: xD T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Watch out! Idiot Patrol! Swangin is on the loose! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's fun making play with people's assumptions. I get pushed around in a wheelchair when I go shopping but it's fun taking along a colouring book and sitting in a cafe being very loud T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: ohes noes! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm so going to have to youtube that one day :-D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: hargreaves I love you. have my sister's babies T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Why do you have a turkey baster? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: to get you preggers T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious looks for someone to bear his children, perverted monk style! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted has a a dust devil called look on their face. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Temx: are there special curse emotes? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yes T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: boocakey T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: you mean socials, and yes T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: I made that one myself... my miroku emote T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling pulls out a gun and blows Temx's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted screams, I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: it's onofficial T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted just got out of the shower. Wait... what's that smell? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted whispers to Temx. You hear only the words 'shower' and 'wetdog'. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted's dank vagina smells like wet dog. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: jeeze Jilted, close your legs. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: that's my favorite curse only social T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious has to go, he found someone to bear his children- and it's a guy! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uh Oh! Fae has that look in her eyes again. Better Run! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: l T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: mis T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae whispers to Adelinne. You hear only the words 'shower' and 'wetdog'. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: it's been so long since I've seen the other parts of that social T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae gets a little overexcited and covers . Jilted in his own frosting! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae drives . Jilted into the release of a massive sargasm. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: Lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae pulls out a gun and blows . Jilted's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae pulls out a gun, puts it in her mouth, and blows her head off. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: They should do that for High School Musical 4 T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: there is a 3? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae: What the fuck is this world coming to? First High school musical then DDR the Musical. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ramier SMACKS Alt. Helpa Charneus upside the head, wonder what he did. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: fuck the stupid chargers buttfuck ass chipmunks T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: HAHA IN UR FACE! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenai cheers and sings... she is just BURSTING with joy! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You go right ahead, Ryu. I'm sure they'll be excited. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Have a good time! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Mm. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: you couldn't catch the little guy HAHA T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: I will probably get a penalty for improper rear entry. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: those damn colts all theyre good at is penalties and throwing fits T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: It did make me laugh when I lip read the guy going "BULLLLL SHHHIIITTTT" T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ramier: No personal attacks Starling. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: youra dummy T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: umm, i dont think that's a personal attack T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It isn't. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ramier: >.< T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Like I said, 'Geez! It stinks in here! Ramier must be talking out his ass again!' T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reespek: i knew the chargers would win when the line came out at (+1) T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ramier slaps Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reespek: Vegas was begging people to bet on indy T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Pfft you never knew the chargers were going to win T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Luck T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reespek: I can take a screenshot of my espn beat the streak pick T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Don't forget to photoshop it! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Fucking cunt slut whore bitch transexual wannabe female! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: but did he have soft lips??? :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No, your mom didn't. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: oh, yours does :p T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S ASS! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: actually i was born in a hospital... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi bends over and gives you the vertical smile that goes from front to back. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... he burps loudly and passes out! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Habasi, before you give the vertical smile next time...try wiping ur ass T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I wish they'd stop putting these Bigfoot and other shit shows on the science channel T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alvogyl: no shit, who cares about big foot. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alvogyl: i want to actually learn shit, not just watch speculation T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Sasquatch does. not. exist. Get over it! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: or all the blowing shit up shows, why the fuck did that shit go from spike tv to discovery? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Don't talk shit about blowing shit up. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Blowing shit up kicks ass. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alvogyl: its primarily because we live in a world of ants, they eat shit sleep and breath the same way. so television is conforming to the standards of this plague. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Most of all if done using an atomic bomb. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alvogyl: so you have all of these idiots programmed to watch only what stimulates their brain. and nothing to expand it T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: but they aren't even blowing it up, it's just that same video of some rich redneck crashing a speedboat T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: They're close enough to be considered together. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Mis. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uh-oh. Koge has started talking hick-speak. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull looks for some goats. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: fuck you fiendish, I'm trying to help so shut your fucking mouth T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: calm down, kiddo T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: don't get your panties in a wad T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: eat my ass out fuckfacwe T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No personal attacks, please. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: you should go to the spa or something. they'll help you brush the sand out of your vagina T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: you're breaking my balls man T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: tranny whore T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Seriously, Crayze, if you've got a problem with him, just ignore him. You won't see him on channels. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Again, stop with the personal attacks. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: where's the local aard cop when you need her? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: trying to tier T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ageha lets out a string of curses at Officer Starling that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored her. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: whoa man, tough to keep my eyes open T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: woke up early today, did a bunch of shit, popped a muscle relaxer, had long sex, no work tomorrow T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: The pool boy don't count T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: for what? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Long sex T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: oh come, you said id get him next :( T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: haha, i close my eyes but do i fall asleep NO! i awake to find myself battling another mob! whoohooo T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: stop botting T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: not botting, heh T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer tries to give bzzz to Yourself but it slips out of his hands and rolls to a stop at your feet. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: adsl sucks :( T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: asdf does too T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: wut? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: what? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer peers about, leering like a filthy pervert! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: heal T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ramier goes, "Omfg". T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tub Garl: when you're 17 they're in some chix' mouth;) T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: LOL T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: then you're 26 they're in your hand. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charise: O.o T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charise: Cookies? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: flop my biscuits T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin flops Asymptomatic's biscuits. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: FUCK ME I'M LAGGING LIKE A SONOFABITCH AND ITS FUCKING DOUBLE!!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer asks, "What the fuck?!" T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer seems to want to fuck you... And everyone else in the room for that matter. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: I just killed a bunch of hot chicks in bikinis. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Damn.. Shitty toilet paper almost kicked my ass. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: That's...disturbing. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You're using it wrong, then. It's supposed to lick your ass. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sealm: damn it! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sealm: sweet T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Those two dont fucking go together T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Let's start up the fuck fest now. :P T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sealm: I know, it's just fucking cool that we can say dirty words, I'm not used to that! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin humps a potato. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: This shit aint Rome T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Yeah, I dont know why all muds have a curse channel T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: dont have a curse channel* T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sealm: hah. I'm used to Magrathea - it went down forever so I'm glad I found this place T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sealm: I used to be an immortal and a builder, but now it's gone:( T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: I did this girl so well, the cops came 3 times. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: was it deep well? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Is sexual harassment allowed here? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: not exactly T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: it is encouraged T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Wonderful! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: Good, I'll begin harassing you immediately, Sakamoto T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: my pleasure T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: damn snow T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: be grateful you don't have to say that 365 days a year T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah child abuse isn't just beating your kids or committing incest, it's bringing them up in places where there's always snow T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: When my kids act up, I'm going to punish them by making them hold a 10kg plutonium sphere for an hour. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: If you have a 10kg plutonium sphere, you're a badass. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yeah, it would be a pretty cool thing to have. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Until it gave you cancer. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But if that happens you can turn the sphere into a bomb and go nuke something. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: l T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling peers around herself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok now u can say it lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: buttlicking :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol there are quite a number of women here i wouldn't mind doing that to... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: as a matter of fact i just got quite a veiw of a rack as someone used my stapler :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell sniggers at Uptoit's actions. Maybe you should REPORT the idjit. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol offensive... i could get graphic :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well if you're that fond of the girl - you could always ask when her birthday is and offer her a pearl necklace T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers with Remind Hargreaves about their shared secret. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Or a facial. :P T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: hehe T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i don't think my wife would appreciate me giving pearl necklacess T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: you were planning on telling her? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zara: you need to make it a surprise T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: They be very surprised if you gave one at work T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol.... errr ummm ahhhhh woooo ummm before i was married i did NICE things at work T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Doing the nasty is nice these days! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: agreed T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ahhhh i miss the single life... don't get married. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Too late. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you tend to get laid more before marriage lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Married, a 14 month old son and a 5 day old son. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: new one charn? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: geeeeze... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: gratz T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus grins evilly at Forestseer. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Thanks. :) T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I've been single for about a year and a half now - thank god for losing that deadbeat T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: He broke the scale today... weighed in at 11 pounds 2 oz... seriously, the sling broke. :( T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i had a single friend that had a 1 month old and a newborn once :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: before that the longest time single was like 2 months since I was 15 T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: He had two different baby mommas as they say? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: *nods* T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that or she had some awesome clamping muscles T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: and they both knew about it... now thats talent. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I would hope so. I'd feel really bad for the mom if she was in labor for an entire month. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah I had a friend in school who used to have 3 girlfriends - one for his arm (public), one for confiding, one for sex - and they all knew about each other T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: clamping... uhhhhh now i wanna violate my wife :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: too bad she's depressed cuz her mommy left today :\ T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Dude, Hargreaves?! That was me! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: "Why don't you just go fuck jenny then!" "Maybe I will!" T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'll be lucky if i can fondle her tonight :\ T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Are you thinking of that technique where you punch them in the back of the head just as you're shooting? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) D ShiZniT Cochimetl: donkey punch T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yup that's the one T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dick Tater Fertain: its not a technique, its a way of life. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: damn that reminds me of a technique... i can't remeber what it was called... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: but i remeber that you cram it in thier ass... and tell them u have aids. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that probably works best on guys :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i have yet to try it.... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anyone successfully pull off the popcorn trick? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish really wants to try pegging. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss cant wait to hear this one. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crash Test VelvetLies: pegging is overrated T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol what is pegging? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish: wikipedia it. :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okie both - what is pegging and popcorn trick? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: google pegging T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: popcorn trick is goto the movies, put a hole in the popcorn bag insert what you'd like sucked... and see what happens T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm at work can't lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yeah the popcorn buckets aren't headsized like the ones in the US T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you'll either be wearing popcorn or enjoying your movie :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: i wanna watch someone to the popcorn trick T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: "AAAH!!! the salt! it burns!" T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and I have noone I know with that small a head T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: "Aaaaah yeah, that's the AAAAAAHHHH!" T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: be fun to watch her choke on a kernal lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: she'd really be blowing chunks T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well at least you'll convince yourself it was a kernel T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol yeah try having to clean that up T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: nut and popcorn T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you're everyday poppycock lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Most embarassing moment for a couple has got to be those people who get clamped together because the girl gets too excited :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: spasm clamps T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish: and pegging is where she takes a strap-on dildo and fucks you in the ass with it T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forestseer: there was a couple that got struck by lightning T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol joy... had an ex that wanted to do that to me... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: had to remind her a number of times to kindly remove her finger from my rectum T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Now I can understand why the woman would want to do that - one word: Revenge. But not too sure why the guy would T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: oh some guys like the whole finger up there when shooting T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: hey - some guys like more, their choice I guess T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: you guys have clearly never gotten a good prostate massage combined with a killer blowjob T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah some crap about stimulating the prostate... but all it does is makes me wanna take a crap T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: she's not doing it right then T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol i'll train my wife when i get home lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yeah she's just stirring the shit, she's not found the prostrate T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No need to use a girlfriend for that, I'm sure you have pencils T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hargreaves: This is revenge. A friend of mine's boyfriend cheated on her. She found out about it. One day, he came home and she said she was in the mood for kinky sex. He agreed to it. She had him bend over the toilet seat so she could handcuff him. He complied. She took off his pants, and he wondered where this was going. Then she grabbed a curling iron, shoved it in his ass, plugged it in and turned it on. Left for two hours. They had to surgically remove the curling iron. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: That's hot. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: oh my fucking god T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol why not a corn on the cob? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: i just spermed in my pantz T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: I was hungry before. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Now I'm RAVENOUS. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: now oyu're ravenous! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers with Felt about their shared secret. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell called JINX before Felt. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Uptoit, because corn on the cob wouldn't do as much damage. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think my ass just sealed over T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol i find that story hard to belive lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: no, it's more our egos that are undersized T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Believe it or not, I know it's true. :P T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no i was refering to corn cob vs pencil T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: geeeeze... i hope you didn't SEE the scars lol T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: OMG - that reminds me of a prank we pulled years ago - A gay friend went into hospital and one of his girl friends was going to visit, but she didn't know why he was in there T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Really he was in for tonsils - but we convinced her that his ass had sealed up and the doctors were reboring the hole T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: rofl... thats great! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So just imagine the scene when she goes into visit him and he doesn't know what we've told her :D T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahahahah T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: god damnit T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Hairy cock and balls. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: eating ur dinner lardy? T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SpikeLee: nder T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: For heavens sake, will my damn dissolve spell work ?1?! AHHH T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: an imperious spear ponders possibilities of penetration >_> whoever wrote that description was a pervert... T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch: This is Aard, what did you expect? :P T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i am a pervert. i didnt write that description though. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: someone type dirty to me. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: god i'm lonely. T1/r4/2009-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: I expected something a bit more refined from the top mud :p (jk I lurve aard) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: shaved beaver on auc T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: did it bite you? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Fuck! I hate mazes. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: My balls melt in mouths. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: Had no idea you could be that flexible, Saudren T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Wind up wit the wrong partner, and you'll find yourself with a bad case of the twisted testes. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: know how I know you're gay? cause you have a rainbow sticker on you bumper that says, I like balls on my face T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: I love lamp. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: Lamp? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: soooo whats on for the topic of the day today? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: noting... joy another exciting day on aardwolf... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: damn snow T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Ill be damned if its snowing... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: it is here AGAIN T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto faps to olden macross songs... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: DO YOU REALLY WANT IT? Do you really want it? I see it in your eyes...the cup of life! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: just a little snow, we got 18 inches overnight T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: DUCK T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: GOOSE T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: turducken T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sakamoto: the best I heard of was 5 inches in 6 weeks, oh, wait... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok i'm bored out of my mind... someone entertain me. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn sends Uptoit across the dance floor. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: do some goddamn quests T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: heres a joke for you...how does a mathematician deal with constipation? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: CHICKEN T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: fix your goddamn description T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: he works it out with a pencil. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: cough T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: wedgieup T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok that entertained me for like 2 mins... now what? :) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: i could tell you another joke... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sure why not... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: did you hear about the indian who drank too much tea? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: need a good joke T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: he drown in his own tea-pee T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: do u know the worst 3 words u can hear while having sex T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: are u in? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: nope T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i've had better? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: " Honey I'm Home" T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: *contimplates asking a student to join him in the restroom* T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: did u see my answer T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yes T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: do u know what has the worst sex life in nature T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: me? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: my gf couldn't suffocate a gnat T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud: an egg T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: w/her ya know T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: cooer T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: an egg, it only gets laid once and eat once T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: cooter T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: damn it T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: that's what I'm saying T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: need a key mob just abt. killed me that has it T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: farty fucking lardy aardy T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau peers around herself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau spits on Ghost Face Killa. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Veata: FREAKIN FUCKFUCKFUCK T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: ? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: PK im assuming T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Veata: FREAK! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: The whole point of the curse channel is to NOT censor shit. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grasshacker: Hey, watch your mouth. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Housing bubble. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: ugh I don't even want to think about how small my retirement fund is now :P T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: whats a retirement fund T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: where I work we're required to put money in a retirement fund.... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: That Micron is a damn pansey . T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Micron: watever T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Micron: i could woop u T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: Micron, I ddnt think you'd be listening in 'curse' I thought this stuff burns your ears. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Micron: nope T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saudren: damn dandruff is itching the fuck out of me. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer screams "Too much fucking info, too much fucking info!" right in Saudren's face! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: fucking rats. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: curse channel huh? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: fuck no! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: get the fuck off my channel T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: meekrab T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: what do you do on this channel T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: thats some funny shit T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer explains to Mauler that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even PaperTiger Panzer Cullen knows that! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: curse i guess T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: talk about poops and boobs and use dirty socials T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You can use naughty words on this channel T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer gestures downward and Tenlorn gasps in delight. Tenlorn just received a Dick in a Box! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: you guys are big fat doodoo heads T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn is slapping PaperTiger Panzer with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Tenlorn. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: homolicious T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: pfthahahahahahahahaha T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer just got a face full of Fae Wino Joelz's balls! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okay it's Friday night, I can't go out so who's coming over to my place - please bring your own roofies if you don't want sex T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: are you a 6'0" blonde female, 36-24-36 virgin ? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starbug: omg yes! how did you know? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: probably 1 out of 4 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: virgin nymphomaniac T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Are you bringing your own roofies? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: preferrably 150 #s and smokin hot T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: 150 ?! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: too tall for me, sorry T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: well if shes 6ft i guess T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Because if you are, it don't matter if I'm 6'0 blonde etc T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: yes at 6ft she better be 150 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I like tall chix T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So if I hadn't suggested sex, you'd have assumed I was male. But because I did, you assumed I'm female. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: i like short sex T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: or rather you just fucking prayed I was :P T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: uh woman T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: no I didn't assume gender, was just a suggestion T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: I favor the shorter girls myself, but for me they have to be of legal age;) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: please have a seat over there, sir T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: shorter like Dwarf or shorter like Asian? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: shorter like asian dwarf T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: like 5 1 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: short like in oopa loompa. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: short like Gummi Bears T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: orange too? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: i like short american/english/european woman, like 5 4ish.. perky boobs and nice ass T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: like shawn johnson short.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: once you've had a nice long legged athletic chix that will fuck you like never before you'll understand T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: here and there and everywhere T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: I like grandmas that bake delicious pies. they're so nice and sweet T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Are you fat because every time you have sex you get someone to bake you a pie? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: i made out with a midget once a few months ago at a bar when i was drunk and single, T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: it was a bet :P T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: did'jall watch 30 rock last night? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn goes to Mauler, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhenders: lies! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: 30 rock is fuckin hilarious T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: a bet for you or the midget? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: yea lemon was dating a little person T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn slams out a quick rimshot at Stutz's comment. he's hot tonight! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: heh T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: but pie is so good T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: like warm apple pie.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: not at all T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: right, not at all T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: i took pictures actually :P T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: the perfect kind T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: that's all sticky and cobblery T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhenders: turns out it wasn't a little person, you were so drunk it was a little kid T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: good luckl T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: and the look on the old ladies at the bakery's faces T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: hahahaha! AHHHHH T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: mis T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: everything was okay until she kept calling me over and over after that T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: you're just the hottest non-midget she's ever seen, I guess T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: or she really liked your pants T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: She must have been impressed with a dick that's twice her height T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: heyooooo T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and I'm not saying you're wellhung T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: hahahahhhhahahahhah T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: everything looks big in those tiny hands T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You look frantically for a place to hide from Tenlorn. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's why he likes smaller women T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn accuses Mauler of practicing the ancient and sacred estonian art of pede. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: daddy, that makes me feel icky. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: honestly, its just maneuvarbility, ive dated a few taller women, seems like i have to jump to kiss them, feels odd, also it just feels somewhat odd in bed to me, nothing personal, they are still attractive and i wouldnt disregard a woman simply because of her height, just preference T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Daddy, are you sleeping with me because you have bad dreams too? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: im only 5 10 :P T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jumala Pohhui: punk T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I'm 6'0" and I like to look em in the eye not the forehead :) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: the brown eye? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Mauler just wants them to look him in the japs eye T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: unless I'm getting head. then it don't matter T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: no, i put my cocky there T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: heh T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you're all sons of bitches i tell you T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: yes, thank u T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: yea probally T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: i didn't think u cared T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: anyone know where i can find a kickass dagger lev 33? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: fuck fuck fuck fuck T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Officer Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Not tonight honey, I've got a headache. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: shit shit shit shit T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: don't act like such a stupid cunt. you know better. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: I promise, I don't. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi tells Officer Starling to stfu and EAT A FAT TIT!!! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling screams "FUCKER". T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling sings about being optimistic while being crucified. Fucking looney. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: i wish I could fucking cast gaias in combat T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: i wish i could cast ur gayass into hell T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starbug: have you tried spell 381? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: I wish hell upon all fans of Cold Gayass T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: such hostility. I could find a much better use for that pretty lil mouth of yours T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: and I have yet to fuck with you today. don't be a cunt without provocation T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: note to habby flabby, get off my chan T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you stole my line. you bitch T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I've missed you this past week. where have you been hiding ? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: i been hiding in ur bed T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: buttsex! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: God knows I don't use it. I've been sleeping with your sister T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points excitedly at Officer Starling! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: strap on buttsex! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: come now Joker, don T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi asks, "What the fuck?!" T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: come now Joker, don't you know all about aardporn ? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsele: celibacy T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh, and I'm playing with myself as we speak T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsele: the dirtiest word ever heard on this channel T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: dirtiest whore we've heard from on this chan T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points excitedly at Ariau! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: no personal attacks! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: i wasnt personally attacking T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: just stating the facts T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly snorts. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsele: no offense here T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: well your face is a whore! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: fact. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel sorry for Folly as Ariau horribly abuses her. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no personal attax without prior arrangement, a ball gag, and a safety word T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: oh but some people dont need consent if they're willing T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: for habby, stop means T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi explains to Ariau that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even Habasi Cullen knows that! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: MORE MORE MORE! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: umm isnt that kind of a rip off from the stand ? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang just wants to Serve And Fuckoff. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Believeit: damn stupid friggin mob has eq i need T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: i mean darn those penalties T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At Swangin Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling asks Seasoned Justme "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?" T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: fuk tha police T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Bitch-ass overseers. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: bitch-ass donut humpers T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Baton for me T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Err. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling coughs loudly. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: on no! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: im about to be oppressed! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: everyone watch! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling beats the shit out of Tamariel and leaves her for dead in the street. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: That oppressive enough T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: the police is about to oppress me! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desperately hoping for support, Officer Starling exclaims "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!" T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: stfu T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling looks at Ariau for a moment, then moves on to more important things. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: thats right, get back to work and finish those donuts T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: FUCK YOU BALTIMORE T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nurse Alysdra: fuck the snow T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: that old hag lost T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: You receive 287 experience points. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: woot T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: YARR BITCHES! my team just won T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana just got a face full of Niartu's balls! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana just got a face full of Niartu's balls! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi offers Alixana some really tasty CopPorn. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: WHAT THE FUK THAT WAS MY HAND ALL THE WAY T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: FUKIN GOD DAMN ASSHOLE T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: Tamariel, you said exactly what's been on my mind all night.... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No shouting please. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: fuck T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: I can't believe I bought 8 tp with quest points, sold it all for gold, and lost it all in poker T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's a word that should require punctuation T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Fuck! for exclamations and Fuck? for requests T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: wtf is wrong with you ? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: how about... FUCK# T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: That'll work if you explain what the # does? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: does the response begin with 1-900? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: or is it a local number for free tang? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: you're the fucking genius T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh - free poon? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: (I know, no personal attacks) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: I'm sorry for calling you a fucking genius, Hargreaves T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu pokes Officer Starling in the ribs. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Starling probably thought you were complimenting me T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu peers around herself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: lame T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I need to call up bbc america and tell em they're a bunch of stupid brits T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi seems to want to fuck you... And everyone else in the room for that matter. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snagandorf: whats wrong with bbca? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: they're idjits T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi, being a stupid cunt, exclaims "lolx!" You now want to kill her. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: fuckin wow T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: jake delhomme should retire T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: CPs fucking rock! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin beams proudly as he whips out his spotted dick. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Spotted? Get the checked out. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud is pointing at Swangin's ASS and giggling... Either Swangin's been a victim of a recent DITP, or he's experiencing some anal leaking! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed licks Officer Starling. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: We can move it to curse and I can blow your fucking brains out. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling pulls out a gun and blows Stickyicky Weed's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reespek: question: what is this game like when you arent hgh? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I loveeeeee getting brain! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: It still sucks. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I mean uhh T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling is agreeing with that Ryu person again... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: not that I would know about playing it high. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You have to shoot up a lot of gasoline to make it good. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: lol wtf T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: You huff gas not shoot it up silly. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reespek: huh? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I haven't done that since my friend set my dresser on fire though.... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Still kinda smells like gas in here:p T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Yeah you should replace that dresser probably. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: pfffft id rather spend my money on weed T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Good to know that today's 14-year-olds aren't any smarter than they were when I was 14. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reespek: fair argument T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I'm 20 thank you! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: and we were 17 at the time:p T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: and stop punctuating ! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Sorry. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: welll i perfer not using gramer and stuf u kn0w wha im sayin sun T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: Come, let me smoke you. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: sheeet i wuz on da stret da utter day and dis fool runz up on me all lik gimme ya weed nigga and i was like shootz fool ill buss a cap in yo azz T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Well I prefer not being taken for a total retard. I may be taken for a 99.9% retard and generally disliked, but at least I try to cover it up with proper spelling, capitalization, grammar, and punctuation. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: shiiieettttt T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: G-UNIT T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: GGGGGG G UNIT T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: word T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's not impossible. Even a gasoline-huffing burnout like you could manage it with difficulty. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: A lot of the more intelligent people I know don't bother with grammar online theyre usually more secure so they don't rly care T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: dont forget high school drop out T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Delusion. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling shrugs in response to Audition's question. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: ?! There was a question!? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I simply prefer, when reading, to have thing spelled, punctuated, and generally structured correctly. It isn't my job to have to correct for others' sloppy mistakes. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: the question was are you down to buss a cap and drive son T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Secure? More of a option of how you choose to represent yourself. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: i bet you whipe your butt raw to dont you starling T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: like the last piece of paper is dry and just burns and then your butt starts discharging and you get skid marks T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: am i right T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Your mom wipes her butt raw to get rid of the taint of crapping you out ;) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Haha represent, present whatever:P * T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: Lmao Weed, beautiful. & Also, I guess. I think of it as security since it either tends to be the really intelligent or the complete morons who type like that. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Jeeze, why do you add an extra letter? I mean, isn't that EXTRA typing? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: someone tell starling that proper grammar would have required them to use "things" and not "thing" :P T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: word T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling passes by in the Aardwolf Police cruiser, looking at all the dipshits who failed out of English class. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: my mom didnt crap me out i was cloned off a gay mans liver T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: thank you very much' T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: wtf? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: tonight is a full moon T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: from HELL! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed slaps Modi. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed licks you. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: not a moon from your fav pr0n star T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker zips up his pants. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: oh look at this joker T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: shoooot T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: I'm everyone's favorite pr0n star?!? I didn't think my movie sold that many copies T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: but a panetary symbol of how dull we are T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling politely asks Stickyicky Weed to delete. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Abelinc on the farm part 3 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: bow chicka waow waow T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: nah, I haven't joined hook T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I heard they were paying NOT to watch it T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: At least, I'd pay a lot not to watch it T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: burrnnnnn T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: You got served T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed dances wildly before you! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: OK, pay me and I'll never show it to you :-) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling claps half-heartedly for Stickyicky Weed, clearly unimpressed. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I'd have to believe it could be a possibility first! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Ahhh, although I would like to sit until 200k qps earned I feel I should probably get single-class over with :( T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: ohhhh lemme pretend i care T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed farts in the direction of Officer Starling. Better flee before he turns to you! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling looks at Stickyicky Weed for a moment, then moves on to more important things. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight flicks Officer Starling on the nose and says, 'Bad cop! No donut!' T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: eh, shut your doghnut hole.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: damn two doughnut jokes at once lol T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: How many times must I state that I do not eat donuts! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: The sugar is a problem! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: she has sex with them with her big black strap on T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: quiet, pig.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No personal attacks, Modi. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: i can make it happen majic :P T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yeah, but you can't make me watch! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: its really not personal T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i just dont like pigs T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: yeah, he's calling all cops pigs :-) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I don't recall asking what you do or do not like. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: i dont recall giving you permission to speak! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed flicks his whip across Officer Starling's bare back. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: i dont remeember my birthday T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Why am I not surprised? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: or the capital of ohio T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i DO like BACON T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I have a pot belly pig named bacon T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Well, then you fail Ohio geography, too. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: he gets high to.... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Bacon Ledanion Tomlinson T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: B.L.T. ehehehe T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: SD is done.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I really did fail english and geography:( T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: but wtf do i know T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: seriously.. i love cops.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Is it a personal attack if I say Starling has herpes? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: im gonna go outside, smoke a blunt (I wish) and look at the sky.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: what else did you fail? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: how about algebra? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: nahhhhh i aced trig and probabilites and statistics T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: No Weed, that is called an understatement. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: and took chem2 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang runs away in utter terror! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: X+Y=Z(plane)Z(plane) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: they put me in that dual english thing T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: and i was like dude....do i look like im going to college T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: and then i pimpsmacked some hoes and shit T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i would smoke weed, if it wasnt such a hassle.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: how is weed a hassle? -_- T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: its just not worth the trouble T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I live in a zero drug tolerance county/valley/under20kpopulation county T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: and i get weed no prob T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: cuz im not outgoing.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: you have to talk to people to get drugs T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: learn sign language T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: or order that natural stuff:p T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: Where are you at Modi? It's not hard in most places T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Heh, you can get drugs easily inside prison, so don't be surprised about being able to get them in a 'no tolerance' area. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: Some places it's much easier, such as in NY where I can just call people and get it delivered T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Have you ever been to prison? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: then stfu T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: no.. my neighbors are prob tha TOKZZ right now T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Just get a job at a pizza place. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No, but I've read books by inmates and/or correction officers, so, there you go. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: pfffft T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: well there you go modi T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: starling solved ur problem T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: go stab someone and set a house on fire T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: tobacco is worse T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: cuz its pointless T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: and you can get some weed out of a dude named stacys butthole T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: but you gotta jerk him off to get it T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: at least you dont have to talk to him tho T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: yea its not worth that T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: weed is really only good if theres music involved T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: i.e. alice in chains or 311 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Weed is only really good if your mom is involved. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: I think weed is best with Mitch Hedberg involved. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: heh. hedberg did too much acid T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: And a bag of cheetos /stereotype T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: or stereomud.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: nah man walmart has these microwave frozen burritos and its like 3 bucks for 10 of em T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: get the cheesy bean ones T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i can make good tacos for cheaper T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: Are they the Jose ones? With the yellow package and little mexican guy? 'cuz the chicken and cheese of this is bangin like hell T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: starlings mom has a good taco T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: i think so! lol T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: walmart also has a macdonalds T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: i know im quite the dollar menuaire T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: both of which i hate T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: Try the chicken and cheese little mini tacoy ones if you haven't weed T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: lol alright man T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i never shop at walmart T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: im selling my truck for weed monday:( T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: you might as well move to china T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: 85 f-150 300 straight 6 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Audition: Lmao, I got all gay on a guy for weed once when I was broke T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: 4 speed granny gear with the 4 wheel drive lock hubs T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i have a 90 bronco T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: taking up space in my driveway, but T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: well mines broked.....i blew the head at this place called dark holler T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i dream about fixin it up all bitchin T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: is it full size? T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: fuck yuea T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: ill sell ya some goodyear workhorses if ya want lol T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: badass mickey thompson rims.... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: im puttin you on my flist.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: lol T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: you can make out with my sister T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: sweet T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: im engaged T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: but if shes cute....just dont tell T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: yea actually, they're both taken.. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Originally to annoy Starling, then it turned into a desperate attempt for attention....:( T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: thats right im talkin smack T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: get some! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed beats Officer Starling with his =|=L=E=G=O=S=W=O=R=D=>! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raeyna: Shit. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: what a douche bag T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: That's just strategic planning :) T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: MmmMmmmMmmm... douching a vagina... T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: no bc he got 105 lvls b4 he can even us it T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mad Hermit Starky: I think it's worse when someone has such a sense of entitlement that they get angry when they dont win everything they want T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mad Hermit Starky: so what? He'll use it eventually T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn rapidly nods twice at the unholy master of stark damnation, in complete agreement. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn rapidly nods twice at Mad Hermit Starky, in complete agreement. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin admits he's A Digital PiMp Hard At Work!! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: spiders on drugs.... http://www.youtube.com/my_favorites# T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: err T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: woops T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: really interesting =p T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raeyna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QvKcvEiF34 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raeyna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4TzyOTuy-8 T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) O, Tempora: Misery chants the phrase 'fok'. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo cornholes you AND your momma. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin shudders in the throes of an ecstatic orgasm. Must've killed a bonus trivia mob. T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: oh fucking hell! you mean I have to click on the next track to get it to play here too ?! this is fucking retarded! where is the fucking autostart next track fucking option?! T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling smacks PaperTiger Panzer out of his boots with a sign reading "FUCKER". T1/r4/2009-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss growls under his breath, 'Stupid bloody old Questor...' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: levleling inthis game's taking so fucking long mother fucking fuckedly fuck quack T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Veata: Sux. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Veata crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: say crapola T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: crapola T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: crapola x2 T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: coundn't find freaken ogre encamp T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: if i'm ready to eat my fingers... does that mean i'm hungry? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: yes. and you can tell how hungry by where your fingers have been... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmm.... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi perks up, something must have grabbed her attention. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: He is usually home with the kids! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Nothing... He's not around. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: What do you call a asshole with half a brain? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Gifted. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: mr president? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: How is an asshole like a snowstorm? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Icatan shrugs helplessly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Because you don't know when he's coming, how many T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I will now bid you all adieu :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: AND I'M LAGGING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: crapola he was to big T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Sorry. I'll be more gentle next time. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: what???? am I back in the service ????? FLASH BACKS PAIN!!!AAHH!! :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Porkchop sandwiches! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing, get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot! Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I may have to look that up later. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: we're in some pretty shit now.. game over man.. game over T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling screams "FUCKER". T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Officer Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh lookie, someone figured out how to search socials T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Fuck this fuck that fuck the dog fuck your cat, fuck Guns Fuck War, fuck your stupid baseball hat, fuck Guys Fuck Gals Fuck people who say they're pals, fuck Cars fuck planes, fuck smoking Mary Jane, fuck arms fuck hands fuck stupid groupie bands, fuck gossip Fuck Wang fuck this Fucking Aardwolf slang, fuck Markers fuck pens fuck the twenties take the tens, fuck the Rangers fuck the Mage fuck the Thieves and Warriors rage, fuck Paladins fuck remort fuck those fucking gossip retorts, fuck the army Fuck the Navy Shut up and pass the Fucking Gravy, fuck the False and Fuck the True, You all Fucked ME so FUCK YOU TO T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Officer Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: fucking awesome;) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin could Fucking Care less about Officer Starling. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Really? That is very thoughtful of you. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: I try to think of everyone. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: That was actually very funny T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: The Aardwolf Channel Police Department thanks you for your continued support. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy claps at GI-Joe Vlazin's performance. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: then stop sending me those robo-tells trolling for donations T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Thank you Torja, garl. Savvy T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I found his (incorrect) attempt at not caring about me funny too. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: I care about you, Agent Starling T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: well fuck the poooolice. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: Have the lambs stopped screaming? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: By the way, the correct wording is "I couldn't care less" rather than "I could care less" because the former implies that you are at a minimum level of caring, while the latter implies that you do care more than the minimum amount. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Fail more at English, please. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: wooooo you mean engrish? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: the cops are onto us... they're looking for a sexy mofo and a moron... they've already got me... so grab your helmet and crayons and get going T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling eyes the room suspiciously. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch: We only do it to annoy you Starling... You're so predictable in the fact that you constantly have to prove that you are the most right the most often. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy eyes the room slightly more suspiciously T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Hey Starling I think the point of the matter? Is you can take your grammer and stick it in your asshole. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: some people like things in there ahole :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch: Yep, like their heads. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Sideways is such an uncomfortable fit though T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: As the above Poemish thing previously stated? FUCK YOU T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: sweaty balls T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ahhh my virgin eyes :D T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch: But sideways, you're guaranteed that (if you have long hair) there's at least something hanging out so that it's easily removable. :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: or you could just leave it in there T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okay, I believe your eyes never got fucked T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch is agreeing with that Uptoit person again... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: well at least I hope the Frustraited people on Aard Appreciated my poem. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: that one went out to you guys. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: whoever you might be. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Maybe you should use your imm commands to get them, Aarioch. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch: I thought it was a very poetic poem Vlazin. :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, wait. You don't have any. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch: Nope, and Aarioch never had any. Thanks for being so observant. :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch pats Officer Starling on her head. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: thanks Aarioch. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Komrad Kessel grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wrath of Aarioch flashes a mischievous grin at Komrad Kessel. Hmm. is it time to run and hide? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin shudders in the throes of an ecstatic orgasm. Must've killed a bonus trivia mob. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Have a Fucking Donut Starling. you mean Bastard. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: Don't talk to Clairesse like that, Vlaz T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I do not eat donuts! Sugar is bad for me! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc offers Starling a lifetime supply of sugar donuts T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: oh yeah.. sorry.. "It puts the lotion on its skin... or it gets the hose again..." T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin sprays Starling with a hose. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: my head hurts... anyone wanna kiss it better? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Which head? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: which heaf, first T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You hear a scream and GI-Joe Vlazin grins as you're hit in the head by one of Uptoit's body parts! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: er, head T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Headache solved. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: which ever will make me feel better T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling giggles at Uptoit's actions. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'll just whack both of them with a cold spoon T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that should fix anything that's wrong T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: and FUCK CURSE. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orrrh.. Swangin has a big smile on his face. How sweet. Hey, what smells like fish? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Curse if Fucking OFF T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: its timeeeee to play nammmme that line 'Your face, your ass... what's the difference' your hint for today is a Vintage Video game :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmm no takers huh? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok for entertainment value... its from Duke Nukum 3D T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Fuck shit cunt cock damn goddamit motherfucker asshole queef ass bitch jizz hell fag tit pussy rim job snatch dick tool douche FUCK T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: feel better? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: and Fuck I can't think of anyother Curse words. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: 'cunt' is a good one T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: I was going to but the FUCKING List wasn't long enough. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: you forgot piss T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: PISS T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: hmm.. still missing something T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i don't think piss is worth using. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: but tool is T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: yeah I guess tool was kinda lame to T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Mother FUCKER T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: shit for brains works too T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im your Huckleberry: damn you even suck at cursing T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Yea I FUCKING KNOW T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: FUCK T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Finger blasting Cock MOnger Tampon Fuck face sister Fucking Redneck Titless Shit eating Whore of a bitchAssed Pussy Whipped SPerm burping Gutter slut T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: ah... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: I think I found some of the missing words. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: don't forget dickweed T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Yea. Dickweed. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: cumguzzler T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: oh oh and cum guzzler T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: cock jockey's a good one T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: yeah CummGuzzling Sperm Burping GutterSlut whore of a Douche fagging Sister Fucking COCK JOcKEY (credit to all) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl sits down and thinks deeply. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm there is something seriously wrong with a fat chick looking at you like a creamy cup cake... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Mighty MOaning Rectal Rangers. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know this girl Vlazin is talking about T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: OmG *lol* T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol rectal rangers T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin smirks. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: hey thanks guys yer making me feel better. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: butt pirate T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Anal-mal Handler T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: hey anyone ever see the move "Shaving Ryans Privates"? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: .... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin smirks. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: (movie) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: was directed by the same guy who did "Forrest Humps" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: and also "Transgenderformers" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: I want to fucking snap her neck and cut that ugly smile off her face :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: yeah Fuck her. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling sings 'I want to cut your throat, god damn you. I want to cut your throat and spill your blood on the sidewalk, you son of a bitch.' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: I'll bite out your fucking Juggular Vien and use it to tie my shoes T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: (Red Aura) This monster is a revolting combination of human and cock. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: crapola T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: What does Yoda sound like during sex? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi whispers to Niartu. You hear only the words 'shower' and 'wetdog'. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu nods at Habasi. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu is lookin to PiMpsLaP Habasi better warn her quick! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh noes T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: yarly T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: errr Ya RYL! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: ORALY?! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: YA!!! RYL!!! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: analy?! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi moans in ecstasy at -=Evil=- Joker. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: vaginally!!! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: vagin illy!! ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: hey Cag do you know when Murn usually signs in? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: I've never really paid attention T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: err T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: I meant to FT all that T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nudge: how do you make a small boy cry twice? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: by telling that old ass joke twice T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nudge: wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Marcolan: nice to know you like little boys... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Marcolan: nice to know you like little boys... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Nother worse then a over-sized log :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: ...what? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer smacks Patton out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I think he said he just took a big shit T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: ahhh T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: but he was drunk at the time T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: tear something? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi asks, "What the fuck?!" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl pulls out a gun and blows Habasi's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl just loaded Alixana a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anyone ever seen a HOT retarded girl? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: not to be confused with "dumb" but i'm saying RETARDED T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: like with the sounds and drooling T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: there are many people who look and sound that way, but are quite mentally capable...often more so than the average person T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i was going more for the, seen a hot retard... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: I suppose it depends on what your fetish is :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: if you're turned on by drool, have at it T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... drool could be usefull T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau pounds on Tass's head with her fists. That looks painful. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel sorry for the wife of Pansa as Ariau horribly abuses her. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: why the fuck do level 100 mobs cast web when the earliest a a player can use it is 105 and dissolve is fucking 107 ?! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: to piss you off. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: tiers buddy, tiers.....fuck T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau shoves a sock in the whining bitch? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh I think its comedy T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: oops did i say sock T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you shut your hole you gutter house who^H^H^H^ I mean please be quite thanx T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: you're terrible at this, so i have nothing left to say for you T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Habasi, mobs that are level 100 should not be casting web. It was discussed earlier when mobs first had the ability to cast spells. If you know for sure it was level 100 (not level 105), then note it on bugs board. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: the sad part is you all made me this way. I'm really a nice person T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo nods at Habasi. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I'm only returning what I've gotten in kind T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: have I told you lately: bitches love me. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo: dogs are easily influenced T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: of course all you can have are dogs that might help T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi moans in ecstasy at Hashassin Heafmo. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you taking lessons from reina because youlost me with that one T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo: me or ariau? don't listen to ariau the crossdressing triton. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: then you're in the majority. no one else does either T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: did you guys give up already? I know you can do better T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: so which one of you motherfuckers wants to marry me so I can queef in your bed and steal your eq ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: that sounds like an offer to me T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sounds sexy.... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Habasi and Tiana are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Tiana's pleasure. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: keep going, i'm almost there! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi awes -=Evil=- Joker with her obvious Queefness. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: tykes! *cough T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: It would be the most action most of these dorks have had in a long time. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Habasi reading something to -=Evil=- Joker, but why are they moaning like that? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: my cock thickened. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: in your mouth. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Did you cast level 3 Eroticism, Joker? :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: i don't have any teeth either. more room T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: which one of u carries the eq? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: or do u switch it off? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I think we'll keep it in your mouth so you'll be quiet. deal ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: if i could suck my own dick, i would, and i'd brag about it. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't brag about it - I'd be too busy sucking my own dick. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker nods at Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl laughs out loud at Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: just post pix T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: but would you swallow? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hmmm... tough decision. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i mean, if you REALLY love yourself, you'd swallow. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: how the bloody hell am I supposed to remember which fucking clan I joined in rokudan ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: with a g T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Habasi, shut the hell up, wanker. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh you're one to talk T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No, seriously, shut the hell up. You shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Joker's cock. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh yea, sorry joker T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: so is that all you guys have? pitiful T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi cracks a bullwhip menacingly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: your mother was a dirty whore and your father is your second cousin T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: BROTHER!? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus hugs Habasi. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: COULD IT BE? MY LONG LOST BROTHER ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi looks at Alt. Helpa Charneus and swoons in ecstasy. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I'm going to masturbate. don't do anything cool while I'm gone T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Like place you on ignore?! :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: hey I'm racking em up. one chix doesn't like flirting with chix and another is a silly nub who doesn't know how to use channels T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you can put me on ignore if you like. I promise to laugh and not be offended one bit T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi asks everyone to please be quiet. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo: I LIKE TO DRINK TEA AND SMOKE SPLIFF SIMULTANEOUSLY! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No shouting please. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo: CAPS LOCK JAMMED =[ T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: who here loves me enough to unweb my ass T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: your ass is webbed? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: 30 million T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: yes. I've got mud butt hon T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you better get that shit checked out by a doc T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic raises his hand. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: mighta had itsy bitsy spider crawl up there and do somthing bad... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points, indicating Coloring Colori. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: webbed ass? havent seen much action for a while, heh? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: never in that hole thanks T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: hence the web T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: your ass is webbed T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori laughs out loud. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: indeed it is T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori comforts Habasi. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I WANT MY FUCKING BLOCKEXIT! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: get 12 levels T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: you're welcome T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi snuggles up to Hurley. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: why are you yelling? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: because it gets you mofos to respond, why else T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: if you had your ass webbed, you'd be yelling too T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: all those wankers and their cheapass rauc bids sounds like a good reason to start with! :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: got the wish, my ass is web-free ;) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: of course there was that T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you cumguzzlers are slacking off again T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi cracks a bullwhip menacingly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: crap crap crap T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Stickyicky Weed! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Fuck me in the goat ass. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: baaaa T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo bleats contentedly, chewing on some laundry. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uh-oh... Looks like Miquiz Tetzahuitl is stuck out there alone with the sheep again... and the sheep are looking MIGHTY nervous. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Why is there no GRUDGE FUCK social? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Because you fail at life. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: why do the guys in gay porn that are getting fucked always have issues getting a hard on? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: I mean.. if it's so enjoyable.. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: I guess I should ask my gay friends that, but I figured there'd be tonnes on here =\ T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: uh T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: why were you watching gay porn? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: research project? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: yes... research T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: more because my girlfriend doesn't have a dick and I miss it sometimes T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: if she had one on her head it would make me happy T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Niartu: or somewhere convenient but not blocking more entertaining things T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: you... miss your girlfriend's penis? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted walks around in the room, looking very confused. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: ha T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: You can't miss my girlfriend's penis. It's HUGE. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So huge that it confirms Einstein's prediction that gravitational lensing will occur in regions of high gravitation field? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torja: Starling, you slay me T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: No... That would be her gut. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Really? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: She's that massive? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: What does she shit out, hyperdense neutronium? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Dark matter. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: The LHC has nothing on her. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Her gargantuan gut and colossal cock may well have obsoleted the entire project. I wonder how CERN feels about that. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: i dont think obsoleted is a word T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It is T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Between her gut and mine, when we have sex, it looks like a silent rocker. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Either that or two planets colliding. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: A little flower and I can find her wormhole with my quark. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At Swangin Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: hly fucking shit this area is retarded beyond words T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: which T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: Xyl's Mosaic T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: haha T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: i hear ya T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Prot evil and prot good are mutually exclusive. Honestly, in cases like that, if you cast one it should auto-dispel the other and replace it. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Mischannel. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But hey, it's a good idea regardless. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: You didn't swear. 3 fucking demerits. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: *angry profanity* T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: *very angry profanity* T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tashed gasps as he realizes what Palladius did. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: how the fuck am I supposed to solve this quest T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Fucking fail it T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: I need to be wearing 120 lvl item and I'm level 115 T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: fail a quest? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft stamps the official seal of FREAK on Officer Starling's forehead. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling is agreeing with that Iron Duck Chuft person again... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: fucking stupid areamaker T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starbug: which quest is that palladius? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: fucking stupid questor T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: fucking stupid everything T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: bollocks... all my nanjiki keys have rotted T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You should take a shit in the Aylor fountain as a form of protest. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: So fucking cold! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: /me saw wish QP costs. /me shat brix T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, you'll love it when you see adjustment costs added in ;) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: aww theyre not too bad if you enjoy quests and cps T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: wait til you start getting them and the adjust cost builds up T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: the worst thing about it is 0.5hour quest timeout T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seltsimees Dagnir just got a face full of Chew Toy Detreyl's balls! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: cullen detrey T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: MOTHERFUCKER T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi explains to Chew Toy Detreyl that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even Habasi Cullen knows that! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi just got a face full of Chew Toy Detreyl's balls! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Victory belongs to my testes. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengance: hello curse channel T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengance: FUCK I HATE THIS PARTICULAR QUEST I CANT FIND MY GOD DAMN MOB T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Officer Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell comforts Vengance. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengance: there, now i feel better T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, btw, no shouting please. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You'll bother the children. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengance: kids shouldnt be watching T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: Cowabunga, motherfucker T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: MUtha Fuck mutha fuck noise noise noise smokin Weed, doin Coke... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: cutting jalepenos and scratching your sac is not a good idea.. fucking burns worse than after i fucked that canadian whore T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Hiya. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: No one on curse? I doubt that. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stutz: why the fuck would anyone be here? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: best fucking channel eva T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: cambodian cluster-fucking ass-reaming cunt lickers... i swear! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light fades. Loud&Proud Broud disappears amid swirls of darkness. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Sorry, I went afk, got too bored. So, is anyone here? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Hey cockblasters, wake up. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Fucking worthless. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo . o O ( Fuuuuuuuuuck. ) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: no, you smell like fromunda cheese T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: please read general Board post, and kindly read Disclaimer. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Hangover. Fuuuuck. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin comforts Robbo. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jumala Pohhui: yea man T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Yes it's a Maxipad for your asshole. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin is covered in blood! Habasi jumps on her back and flaps his arms! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: But also Sirs, if I can recommend another wonderful product from the Daoine Corp.. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: POOP be gone. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: lmfao T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: Vlazin WINRAR T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: When you take POOP be gone, in unison with VLAZIN brand stool Softener, and VLAZIN brand Underwear.. you'll never have to take a shit again. EVER T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Tired of having to stop in a middle of a CP? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: POOP be gone. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: wow lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss raises his hand. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: ill take 3! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Tired of having to worry about eating Spicy Wings? and Jalapenos? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: I want some too T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: POOP be gone. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: for doublexp time T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: and now for a limited time only, if you mention this add, you'll Recieve Both VLAZIN brand stool softener, as well as POOP be gone for just 19.95 us dollars, and just for mentioning this ass... er add? We'll throw in a free pair of VLAZIN brand underwear, yours to keep. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss Buys everything that is Vlazin brand T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: (no COD, offer expire JAN 30, see coupon for more details) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: I'm going to start a clothing line... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: VLAZIN brand Hoodies... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: MAtching Boots, with Underglow. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: condoms too? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: you should work on the worlds largest allpurpose bra T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: see thru bra :D T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss smiles happily. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: whatwould be the point lol? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: put a water bottle holder on it T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: VLAZIN brand condoms come with Patented Dil-dozer Technology, never have to use your own muscle for a hump EVER again. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: or bras that look like boobs lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: titanguard, just shut up, your being stupid now T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: nu uh T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss spams Titanguard! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Dil-Dozer Technology comes from VLAZIN brand Vibrators. just connect these ultra Sexy Vibratores up to your Car battery, and hop on. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: wow lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: ride of your life. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Remember, Every VLAZIN brand Product comes with Vlazin's Personal Gaurantee. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You better watch it, Titanguard just got in his ghetto wagon with his peeps! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: In the Case of Dil-Dozer Technology? Vlazin Personally Gaurentee's that you'll get fucked. Over and over again. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundreds of newbies are blown to pieces after Titanguard does some "roadwork" in The Grand City of Aylor! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KERBANG! Chrss's head a sploded! All you see is blood and Titanguard staring intently. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: For VLAZIN brand Stool softener? We Gaurentee that you'll give a shit. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: lol vlazin T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Also, all VLAZIN brand products are made out of 100% Recycled Aardwolf items. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: protect your mother aard. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: oh and a last note? For VLAZIN brand Condoms, we Gaurentee she won't get pregnant. as a matter of fact, she won't be able to hold on. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard wants to play with you! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: Gaurentee ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: (can't spell) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: scam T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Sir would you like to try a Dil-Dozer for FREE? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard plays with himself. Hmmmm. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: i'd sue you T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) What the FrEaK is Titanguard doing in the corner of the room!? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius sues Vlazin T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to walk to your lawyer after trying Dil-Dozer! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard is surrounded by lawyers! he looks less evil already! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: come on now Sir, give it a shot T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin hands Palladius a VLAZIN brand Dil-Dozer. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius sodomizes Vlazin with that thing T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin looks like he's having the time of his life. Don't you wish you had a Dil-Dozer to? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox tells Habasi, "Try not to suck too much dick on the way to Questor!" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi tells Amarufox to have a Coke and a smile and shut the hell up. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: any one fucking wang? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: fucking what? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: fucking that T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: fucking T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: Odd? Definetly.. but Eddie Izzard was definetly funny nonetheless back in the day. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: was? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: Okay, is. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: you dont watch riches? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: Riches? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: show on FX about a family of con artists, E.I. plays the dad, great show T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: no? whats that? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: been on for 2-3 seasons now T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: wow T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: hey man, thanks T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: np T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin beams proudly as he whips out his spotted dick. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dalmation dick T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: colored cock T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin whips out his spotted dick, slaps it on Coloring Colori's plate, and smiles. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: speckeled pecker T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi whips out her spotted dick, slaps it on Coloring Colori's plate, and smiles. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its kinda like a new rare bird T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fulla diseases T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: sweaty balls T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: SWEATY FKN BALLS!!!! WHEEE! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: <------ has an overly large penis T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: in your anus T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin smacks Phish upside the head for being such a fucking idiot. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: do you normally take large cocks in the ass? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: only on tuesdays T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo: I put mine in my ass >.> T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: i know Heafmo, i watch T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo blushes. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin winks at Hashassin Heafmo. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: hyd T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: whoops, mischan :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin rubs himself...what a creep! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: mmmmm T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orrrh.. Swangin has a big smile on his face. How sweet. Hey, what smells like fish? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo: that's your keyboard... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin shudders in the throes of an ecstatic orgasm. Must've killed a bonus trivia mob. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin pleasures himself into a massive orgasm. Would you like to join him? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: you know you want this T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashassin Heafmo: curse T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liliya: fucking shit I'm never going to find these mobs T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: ya, hard to find mobs if you are just fucking piles of shit T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liliya: O T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liliya: I've found all but 2 fucking mobs for this campaign and I've tried the hunt trick and walking around and ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: try not whining? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liliya: of course, why didn't I think of that T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liliya: thats obviously the answer T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: too busy crying i suppose T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: personally, I blame Phish T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: everyone does T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox starts to sing, "Phish's a big he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and now I feel all better T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: Shit COCK MOTHER FUCKING BALLS LICKING FUCK MOTHER CUM GUZZLER T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GI-Joe Vlazin: FUCK T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Agent Dashiell ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi is either in love with GI-Joe Vlazin or she just want to fuck him. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: ...BARBARA STREISAND T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: METRO CANT EVEN KEEP ME OUT THIS BITCH T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grasshacker: n T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Count Cagliostro is slapping Little Alhena with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu runs away in utter terror! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Nancy Grace is a stupid bitch who needs her lips sewn shut :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: agreed. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: and sodomized. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: by an elephant. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: She is just so....arrogant? Ignorant? Why does she get her own show... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: heal T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: pwnt. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu gapes in astonishment. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: by a vowel no less. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: thats what i want you to think T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Then I dare say, well done sir. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: o: T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi bows before Chew Toy Detreyl. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau poops in Habasi's shoes, and runs off, cackling in delight! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau just got a face full of Habasi's balls! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: u got no balls bitch T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: Ariau++ T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: talking to my bitch of course T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: by definition a bitch wouldnt have balls T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I know but I keep yours here next to me to remember you by T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: quit playing with urself T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull just got the best message on the mud " T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull: You feel solid again. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull hops around like a little kid. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Swangin crying about how long it's been since he's had a good Boner Time. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: that bitch needs tu stfu T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: in and out of my fucking ears and i stand it T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: did someone say my name ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Glad I wasn't the one that had to say it. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: ariau loves me, she screams my name all the time T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: 'Get away from my fucking window' isnt a love cry. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: im strangely addicted to people and things i hate T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you seem to be misremembering. as i recall it was ' fuck me Fuck Me! against the window! FUCK ME!' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Wow you really are a female from cali O.o T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: wang and curse should be conjoined. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: at the anus T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: we can call it the 'curse my wang' channel. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: poopers T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: that kinda language isnt allowed here young man. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: freakin hate wearing eq after getting messed up GGRRRR T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: rot in hell drgaon T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: or dragon hehe T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think it's really rude to call women bitches, you should respect your 'hos T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chrss: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: listen to hargreaves. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Gd no, please don't T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minota: on T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Solamystic: fuck T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Solamystic: fucking fuckery T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi seems to want to fuck you... And everyone else in the room for that matter. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Solamystic: lets do then habasi T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: lets not have a battle of wits honey you appear unarmed T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: y'all niggaz postin in a troll thread T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: NIGGAZ N BITCHES, NIGGAZ N BITCHES! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Solamystic: group sex now!! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi explains to Solamystic that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even Habasi Cullen knows that! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: The receptionist in Bonds should be vulnerable to strangle. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: That is all. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I also wish that 'give' would allow indirect object before direct object, but alas. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: freaken aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: mazes mazes mazes argg T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: buy does 2 trains bite T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: err boy T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: this is a curse channel, you could say 'fuck does 2 trains bite' T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: seriously, use this channel corr-fucking-ectly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah you have to abuse this channel or you may lose it for being a bunch of pussies T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zanbato: fuck you T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: Fuckshitgoddamn, boy! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well if you like, but not if you dont' buy me a drink first, I'm not your bitch T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: is there a fucking ignore in this fucking multiplayer chat or what ??? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: help ignore. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: yes, help ignore T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah it's ignore hargraves T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: fucking try ignore T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: err FUCKING help ignore. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: erm can't even spell my own name - omg how fucking shite is that? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: except spell his name correctly ;-) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zanbato: i fucked all yall mommas last night T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: personal attack. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: ban please? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: "all yall" isn't personal. Fuck. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah and they all gave you a cream cake after - supersized you T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zanbato: it the curse channel come on was T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zanbato: jk T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: not funny bud T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: not funny bud T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: though ... I never see lines like: May all your fingers freeze at the moment you wish to flee from a large monster T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's a curse :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: are you donating semen or what, why would you need to work 15 minutes and take 30 off T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: err visa versa T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Eureka, taking a fucking chill pill. Jesus. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: s/taking/take T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: she prefers bitches to keep their paws off her hubby ;-) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'd state my opinion on that but policies3 is blocking that action. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: that'd be "bitches" and in the chix0rz slang sense :-) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: err "as in" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Well, I'm sorry she's that insecure. Kind of pathetic, really. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: not insecure...just prefer other chicks to leave their hands off...that is unless I invite them :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I used a social on him in an online game. Oh man, you'd better watch the fuck out, I'm plotting against you. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Your ass is slated for replacement. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: and she used a social on YOU in an online game...who's overreacting now? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: i doubt abe will be leaving me anytime soon :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Fuck me it's unreasonable to expect people to respect your vows T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh wait, no it's not T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So why do you feel the need to add spam to my screen because of something I said on gossip channel? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's very reasonable really T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: the other day, after you used a social on her, I slapped you as well...you didn't go off on me using curse channel...I guess you're just more intimidated by wimmins T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: but it's OK, we understand T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I don't remember any of that, but okay. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Either way, Eureka, I'm presenting you hereby with Starling's "R SUX" Seal of Disapproval, and I am also awarding you ignore slot #7, bestowed as of now. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: woohoo, that just increased her likeability in the game by 200% T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I doubt it. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: heh, she actually just got added to flists mostly just because you don't like her T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Oh no, Eureka! You were placed on ignore by Starling! What EVER shall you do? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But anyhow, I am glad you're doing well tonight, and I'm sorry your spouse is angry when I use socials on you. Have a pleasant evening. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: friend eureka T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oops don't need the curse bit T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka snickers with Remind Hargreaves about their shared secret. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling sighs. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Now if you happen to be a black american muslim as well, Eureka - you'll be well up on her favourites list T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: nope, can't lay claim to those bits T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I don't care. You know why? Because no matter what, Eureka (and all of my other haters), you are going to die. No scientific advance, nor anything you do or say, will ever get you out of that. So have a nice life. See you in hell. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: hmm, aren't you supposed to not talk to people you're ignoring? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Nah. You can talk to people you ignore. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Of course we're going to die, immortality would be the biggest curse ever T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Lasher said that in the past. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: wow Starling you can't ever tell me not to use personal attacks again... T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze peers around herself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: crazy bitch! :p T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It doesn't matter. I'm going back to levelling now. See you around. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: no, he said that you can in unrelated threads T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: But you can't harass them. Basically, you can talk about the weather and stuff. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Right. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: talking to them about hating them is never allowed T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: or is that somebody else who's name starts with Star... eck.. I forget T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I have her on ignore anyway, so I don't know what she's actually saying. :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I don't think Starling's hate is a personal thing - I get the impression she hates everyone T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: i dont care if she hates me...i have enough who love me :) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus cuddles Archimedes Eureka. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka runs over to Alt. Helpa Charneus and gives him a sweet HUGGLE! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Erk no, keep that nasty lovey stuff off public channels T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taking a break from the mines in Narshe, Imalish does a little dance and exclaims "Kupo!" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Icecool: On second thought, I guess I can too. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Mis. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh man, good thing the subject of that was in another message or I'd have to turn in my badge. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: freakin lag crapola T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vananth: off T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vananth: whoops T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Cigarettes are retarded. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu genuflects in reverence to Officer Starling, his most beloved queen. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But, allowed on channels nonetheless T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: This is outside your jurisdiction starling T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At Officer Starling Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: If you're going to smoke, just smoke pot. At least it gets you high while it destroys your lungs. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At A Wild Heafmo Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: But are they as good at detecting infrared beams? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: If thats how you see it, why not smoke crystals or heroin? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: Better! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Because those are just stupid. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: cannabis smoke is thiiiick T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I love refrared beans. mmm mm T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Tho'th your mom! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go A Wild Heafmo!!! Apathy cheers him on. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: cannabis can't have you chemically addicted T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell tells A Wild Heafmo, "BULLSHIT." T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Heroin and meth, two drugs I will never touch. Fuck that. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: it doesn't cost as much either T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Well fuck this shit, Armerdus Snake is switching brands! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Having trouble finding a dealer starling? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: [again] T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling smokes gunpowder. It blows her mind. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius watches as Starling's head assplodes T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: has anyone ever watched that crazy anime about the trojin... it had flying evil penises and demons and stuff? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: the only flying evil penis i've ever seen is in my pants. :( T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: That's, of course, when you strap it back on, too. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you're not watching enough import porn T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: of course. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: that goes without saying doesnt it? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No. It had to be said. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: 2 ft. parapaleigiac middle eastern boys with 3 penises FTW! T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: drink a nice warm glass of shut the hell up :( T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi just killed the channel. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: did you say something? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi smacks Chew Toy Detreyl out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: how many fricken grots do i have to kill until i get the right dang one, jeesh T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: 6.022E+23 T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: right one for campaign, or for key? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: campaign T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Some of the most creative mob names in the game, if you ask me. Who else would have thought up that many variants of "grof" ? T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: you can narrow it down to the right section using the hunt trick, but other than that it's just kill kill kill :-) T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: heh T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, I can't wait till next mort. I'll have doorway again, and I won't have to dick around trying to get into that mess of a place. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: door wouldn't help you kill the right cp target :P T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nope. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It'd cut down on the hassle to get to it, but yeah, doorway's definitely not a damage-dealing spell. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: That all depends on how you use it. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Shut up. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: TELEFRAG MOTHERFUCKER AHAHAHAHA T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Unless you happened to doorway to the exact space coordinates occupied by something else. I wonder if the spell allows violation of the Pauli exclusion principle. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: MONNNNNNNNSTER KILL T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: finally, got it heh T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I have much pain in myself so respond quick. T1/r4/2009-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Fucking cowards. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: hydra blood arrrgg!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: i made it bigger! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At Swangin Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shashi: blindness T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox grins mischievously. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: GODDAMMIT!!! WRONG HUNT MESSAGES FUCKING PISS ME OFF!!! :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl spits in utter disgust! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: cunt ass fuck T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: poo on you. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: your a big, fat stinky face T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: dooky-head :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Meeper: for fuck sake you can do better than that Mauler! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Meeper: fuck shitty fuck fuck shitty fuck fuck! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: honestly, i expected some hardcore cursing on this chan... Fucking gossip is worse T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Meeper grins evilly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang says, 'COCKFAG' to Meeper. The lucky git. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: cmon! =) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: haha T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: My 3 year old nephew curses more hardcore than some people on this channel T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lil better .. hehe sweet fucking brilliant T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tslacker Tsarikos: your 3 year old nephew has a problem T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I didn't say he curses badly T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: a fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Just he curses more than some people on here T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: His current favourite is "You're a poopoo head" T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: children curse passionately.. daddy must be so proud.. mummy must want to kick daddy's ass?? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: shitass pissface T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tslacker Tsarikos snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: well fuckin ah I say freaken cause gotta six year and am used to it lol :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: my friends bird says FUCK YOU! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh yeah - you control your language around your six year old and he gets into class and goes to his friend and says ... 'My dad wants to fuck your momma' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i love when goodie goodie fuckers say Hello bird.. can you talk.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman grins evilly at Remind Hargreaves. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Did you ever wonder about kids with tourettes? Where the fuck do they learn such filthy language? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tslacker Tsarikos: tv? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Fucknabbit. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: nah, not tv - kindergarten/nursery/school T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: incredible how they focus on learning the words they're not suppose to T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Those teachers have all got potty mouth T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i have a 18 month old son, He can say titties but cant say mum yet hehe T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Because mom = titties? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Can he say 'lunch'? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: oooh.. that boy knows titties :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: car.. ball.. titties.. mummum(food) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: thats his vocabulary.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: u never grow out of liken titties :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: It's possible.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: if you become gay T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: born to love em T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh believe me, it's possible T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: I don't have an unhealthy obsession with gazongas. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: wtf become gay? Yeah like you wake up one morning and think 'Hey I'm going to be a knob jockey' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: haha T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: unhealthy is such a vague term :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling implies with her middle finger that she would like Alt. Helpa Charneus to fuck off! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: HAH! I hope all you fucking whiney morons learned something! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: oh and btw T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling shrugs in response to PaperTiger Panzer's question. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Habasi and Alt. Helpa Charneus are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Alt. Helpa Charneus's pleasure. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: lololololo T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Amarufox and Alt. Helpa Charneus are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Alt. Helpa Charneus's pleasure. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: we're mormon <3 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox blushes. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi invites Amarufox to join the <->Anti-Marriage Crew<->! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: man, I didn't see the second 'm' in taht word T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and I was thinking 'boy, are you right' ;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: ormon? D: T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you know the difference between first and second? :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: yes, but you forgot about the silent m at the beginning T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks at Dispel Majic. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: I didnt see the 'second' in that sentance. For I am a ormon. :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic giggles at Chew Toy Detreyl's actions. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox tells Dispel Majic that typing ddd is a secret code to enter the .:|Wolf|:. Clan Hall. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi reminds Amarufox that Emerald HQ isn't a real great leveling area. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: how about all you fucking morons shut the hell up. you're not helping anything T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: sodomy! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Personal attack, unless you're talking about whiners. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: don't fucking get me started. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish starts Tiana. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: yes, if you consider yourself a fucking moron I was talking to you. if not carry on T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: phish when did you decide to start lvling? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi gets you started. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: ima get you banned for personally attacking mez D: T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: when i decided not to recreate anymor :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi clutches at her chest and falls over dead. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you know i luvs you det T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: nods truly i haven't seen you lvl this much for at least 8 characters :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: of course you do, i'm dettie :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: more like 20 :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: i was being generous. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: lol, oh, thanks T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: next you'll join a clan i'm assuming? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: fucking slowbie spells suck balls! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: im pretty sure im still not welcome anywhere after what happened in Imperium :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: I've heard DoH has very low standards :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish oc'd 24 people in 7 minutes! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu frowns at what Chew Toy Detreyl did. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: h 15 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl hugs Ryu. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I'm sure Daoine could use a comedian like that T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: i can think of a cpl of clans i'd like you to infilitrate :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: and work your magic :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu sits down and thinks deeply. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks at a Champion of the light. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: is your pussy considered a clan? ive thought of apping there a few times... :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana: closed for the winter, sorry T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish stares at the sky. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox enthusiastically high-fives Phish! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: nods, i forgot it was a seasonal gig T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tiana nods at Phish. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: how about yours Amarufox? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: you'd need a penis, sorry T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox hugs Phish. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: damn.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: getting one T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: good luck with the surgery T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: There's been a certified female in daoine once. But she had a huge wang. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: yeah I know :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: America, Fuck Ya! so lick my butt and suck on my balls! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: eh... the WHOLE of america? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: no, just florida. americas wang. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i thought suicide mudder for a sec there T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: We'll lead as two kings... ayaahhhh ayah yahhhh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: the red phone is flashing! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: lay off the mushrooms T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: i poisoned your wine... for the good of the land! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Melty B Tashed: we beat the bastards of city hall!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: indeed T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: Someone get the knife the fuck outa my leg please... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: youre so beautiful.... well you could be a waitress.... you could be an air hostess in the 60's... you could be a part-time model.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: This is the curse channel, can you just tell her you want to fuck her? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: its a song T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex seems to be after Remind Hargreaves, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better him than you, eh? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Again - but with the 'it's not the music' channel :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: you mean like twinlobe ? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: again with id ont fucking care, i just wanna sing! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Don't look at me like that Wyverex, you know the rules, buy me a drink first if you want my ass T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: LOLZ TWINLUBE T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: ewwwwwwwwwww T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: buy you a drink? I'm too cheap for that. And so are you. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i would never use that haha T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: i guess i can get you some water from the hose T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: should wash you off first anyway T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: yeah, I just use spit with Phish T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: and i just use friction when i get into Amarufox's ass :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: gr T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You need to buy drink so you get a couple of brown bags - one for me and one for you T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: we take turns, but he's always on the bottom T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Hide my shame and your ugly :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: that's just his way T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: besides, phish's mustache tickles my balls just right T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox softly nuzzles Phish's neck. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: that's not a mustache, his herpes have herpes. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: and my balls tickle Amarufox's chin just right T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: whatever it is, it is excellent T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: wouldn't it be a beard that tickles? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: not when we're 69ing T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: this is stupid T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: _____________ T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh, I've never done that T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox is agreeing with that . Jilted person again... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: okay you crossed the line. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: all of you. you saw it. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: this is sick on so many levels lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: totally, that's what it's all about T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: nah, it's just stupid T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Jealousy shouldn't be confused with sickness T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: shut it penile-face T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I didn't realise Amarufox was that good at gay sex though - clearly he's a ho on so many levels T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox hugs . Jilted. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox agrees! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: no, I just have a sense of humor about these things :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: gay jokes are the domain of the mentally challenged. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear Amarufox asking GdAnGuS if he would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: amarufox, go eat your whore d'oeuvres T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS hops around like a little kid. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Wyverex. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: anyone else want some love!?!? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Are they? I find them amusing if they're not meant with offence T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves just got a face full of Amarufox's balls! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Saatai and Amarufox are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Amarufox's pleasure. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: Now go make me a samwich. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius notices that Aamrufox is such a nice person T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: grin, I suppose it depends on how seriously you take that stuff T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Melty B Tashed: slip out this book.. the buttress of windsor T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: but yeah, if you didn't realize that it was just a couple guys bullshitting, and not talking about our rl relationship or something T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: then send Saatai a tell and she'll help you understand T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: i thought our man-butt-sex-love was real Amarufox :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: if you start the tell with "elves sux", she'll listen closer T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Sorry Phish, I think for him it was just a bit of bum fun T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: it's not offensive. it's just.. "i can't think of anything more clever to joke about so I'll accuse you of gay sex." or often is. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: well, this is online bullshitting T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: of course T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: it's not quite '40 year old virgin' ... I know you're gay because .... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I know nothing about Phish other than that he goes great with that lemon tartar sauce. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know you're gay because I have my cock in your ass T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: I fucking hate dickheads who think they are owed something...just because... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I hope you're not a democrat... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: funny thing is I am T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: ya like the republicans and there damn bailouts lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Oh, the irony. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: aint that some fuckin irony? eh? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Maybe you haven't heard of Obama's bailout plan... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: who is Obama? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: o, i've heard of it... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu shrugs helplessly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: too late baby big day is tomorrow XD T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: he's that terrorist guy where the fuck u been? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: tomorrow is the last day for bush so shave your crotch T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Haha wtf.... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: How long into Obama's presidency will things still be Bush's fault? He's already blamed for things that happened before he came into office. I bet anyone here $1000 NOTHING will ever be Obama's fault, according to the mainstream US media. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: I'll take that bet, all honeymoons end T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: hopefully the whole thing we can blame on bush. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Thats best case scenario. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: bush is still in office, srsly its still on him T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: oh, things are already O's fault. I mean, the television news media (who loved him btw) are now bitching because he's broken campaign promises already...same shit different pres T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: change to washington? cough**bullshit**cough T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Well, if the Reagan boom is attributed to Clinton and the Internet bubble popping - and subsequent recession - during Clinton is attributed to Bush, I wonder how much the radical leftist media and university professors can shuffle blame out the way of Obama. They're like those guys with the brooms in curling, for the democrats. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu continues his ignorance by blaiming bush. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: what do you get whne you cross an owl and a bungie cord? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I dunno, what? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: my ass... hahehahehah T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: been there, done that T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: that's what she said T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: still laughing from that twinLUBE thing T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: how do you call a lesbian dinosaur? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: justme? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: C'mere, Fiction! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: no but close T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flavivs: a lickalotapuss T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: yup lickalotofpuss =P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau sticks her tongue out, catching a few flies in the process. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: lame! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Did you hear about the lesbian tennis shoe? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: yep, that's fiction T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: and his jokes, too T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: It's just like a regular one except it has a super-long tongue and you can get it off with one finger. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: who is this fiction person T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Your alt. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: i am no alt T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: would i lie to you T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flavivs: what about the new antidepressant for lesbians T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flavivs: trydicksagain T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: cervix? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: labia! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau pats Phish on his head. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'll take Things Phish Will Never See for 1600, Alex. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks at Phish. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flavivs: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: i saw it when i was born! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: jade T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: mis T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: cyan T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: oh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Ya think George W on his last night of his presidency is getting a little,,,errr bush? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: hmm, my W2 came in today T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: that some sort of sex toy? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: My old job said only corporate does that, stupid fuckers. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: No, but I think you may be referring to WD-40. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anti-Angel Sariel: ah, good lube T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: pansa T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: so, i got a phone call today, and it's a telemarketer looking for Kareem (sp?) and i pass the phone off to my 2 yr old son after answering Hello? Picked up my blackberry bold and started recording a video, funniest 2 minutes i got so far on video T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: the guy kept mimicking my kid's nonsense speech, and wouldnt hang up, i found that hilarious, i guess they dont like calling as much as we hate them calling us T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: chuft, felt and me went on a roadtrip so we came at the border and we could only pass if all 3 our pennises combine were bigger then 1 meter. sp chuft pulled his penis out of his pants 50 cm. i pulled my penis out of my pants 49 cm. so felt took his penis out of his panties 1cm. the guy sayed you'r penis is 1 meter so you can pass. so we drove on and i sayed to chuft damn nice big penis you got so chuft sayed your pretty hung yourself sweet so felt sayed good i got an erection or i would not have made it. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Meeper: ha ha. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowfiend: is that ok if I ask spell up in this channle? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: No. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowfiend: I see T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: Fuck no. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Mostly due to the lack of a 'curse' word. And the fact that it would annoy the shit out of me. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter grins evilly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: only if you demand and add lots of "fuck" "shit" "bitch" and others for flavor, and dont mind getting yealled at T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowfiend: I will use my way to fuck you up ^^ T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Fuck you bitches :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy perks up, something must have grabbed her attention. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowfiend: ok... I turn this off T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowfiend: have fun T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl spanks Semi-Sweet Savvy playfully. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: watching porn and playing on a mud is not productive :\ T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: sticky keys suck T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nerial: you'd be suprised T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, shooting your load as your mob dies in the quest is just not good T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: it kinda counter acts each other... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: *nods in agreement* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I can't do porn and mud nowadays, I have kittens T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You really can't do anything with rapid hand movements around kittens T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: are you saying you don't need porn anymore cuz you HAVE kittens? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Thats cuz they dont want to die. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: God no, I don't like pussy thanks T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Every time you masturbate... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Hargreaves is omnisexual. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you had me a little worried there T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: "have you ever seen a vagina by itself...? ... ... its not for me" T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Omnisexual, nah I'm a cock jockey - get over it :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... hmmm i'd say i'm trysexual, but i'm not T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: trysexual implies opportunity T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: even *I* have my limits :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Owned. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol.... hmmm opportunity... i need to start get'n laid at work T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I have :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: thatd make you a prostitute :/ T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Thats almost ever mans dream savvy :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, 'laid at work' not 'laid for work' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: every* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahaha thats one way to look at it... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: still getting payed and having sex :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: laid for work is being a prostitute T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no he/she is right, i'd be getting paid to get laid at work :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: he/she lmao thanks T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: I knew a he-she once. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: fine fine ITS right T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: nah I don't think Savvy is transgender *(heshe) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: I never asked which one it was, I was kinda scared :/ T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol pulling a what the hell was that brit guys name that got caught get'n a bj with a tranny? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Hugh Grant? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: hugh grant? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: thank you T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: What was Eddy Murphy doing with a tranny? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: he was just giving it a ride home! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: eddie* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i've only slept 4hrs couldn't remeber... i dunno both maybe lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: does it matter who he was getting a bj from? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah more like a ride on the way home T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: It always matters who you get your BJs from. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: not clever Hargreaves: T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: do hands have genders? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... would it matter if the tranny was hot? lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahahah if you're not picky about the hands, then just use a glory hole T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I mean, I'd think a mouth is a mouth, and if the person it's on is skilled with it, it should be all good... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's all about perspective - you straight guys don't want a tranny because you think it's a guy. I don't want one because I think it's a girl. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: No dude is touching my cock. I don't care what kind of surgery he's had. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: i already have WeaponGuy T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmm, i think i'd still prefer a females hands they are much softer T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: dont think you'll have the problem of anyone wanting to get near your cock homie. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: not even you WeaponGuy ? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: none knows how to work the tool better than someone who already owns one T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You mean you just don't want them to reach round? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: oh geeeze.... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I've dated men with softer hands than mine... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: christ.... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy goes, "Whee!" T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Now, if I was to clone myself and have sex with my clone, is that homosexuality or mastubation? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: I had soft hands before i started working :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok i'm sorry i even brought the topic up now lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm one of those with softer hands lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Only if one of you takes it up the ass T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: If i cloned myself, and tried to have sex with my clone, my clone would punch me in the face. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: technically homosexuality, its not a part of you, its a seperate being T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: omfg Detty lmao T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I don't think I'd want to have sex with my clone. I just don't find boobies very interesting. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Oh, I do! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: or any other appendage of a female :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Other than moobs. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: the question of the day is... if you could suck yourself off... would you swallow? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Boobies are mesmorizing. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I do. Can I have sex with your clone? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Uptoit, more the point, would you hold your head down? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Absolutely not. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol, gag yourself lmao bahahah T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: even I'll agree that boobies are mesmerizing... :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: agreed, my wife plays with my man boobs all the time T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic starts to sing T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: up T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: up T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic . o O ( I think I'm a clone now ... there always seems to be one of me around ...' ) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok i'm half asleep damnit T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I had a girl ask me to tell her when I'm about to cum. I told her she'd know, because my arm would go around the back of her head. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: So this mad scientist cloned himself. The only problem was that the clone was extremely foul-mouthed. One day he got fed up with the cursing and pushed him out a window. He was arrested for making an obscene clone fall. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: grab the hair and cram it in kinda guy T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: pull a rodeo on her :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: holding anyone's head down is outta line T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well a bj is why people have ears T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I could never last 8 seconds... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: WeaponGuy can hold his liquor... by her ears T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: i prefer the slip it the ass and tell her it slipped. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: what if the someone likes it? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: why is it outa line, some women dig it, they feel like whores and get even more excited lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: sadly true T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahahah i've tried that a few times, my face is usually sore and the night ends lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If you rape a hooker, is it the same as shoplifting? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: rofl! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: yes T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Guys out there who like it too - but I hate anyone who assumes that everyone does T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: Yes. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic nods at Remind Hargreaves. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: okay, maybe that's just my history talking... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol, well the pimps tend not to like it and try to collect with your wallet or your face T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: okay, thanks, hargreaves T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao lacri T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You have the right to be treated as dirty or as decently as you wish in sex T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: agreed T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: not when you're having sex with me. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: >:o T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahahahah you're either dirty or you're not? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: you try having it crammed in your mouth and your head held down at age 4 and see if you have a good attitude about having your head held down T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: errrr ok no cramming for u T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it's truly unfortunate when that kind of thing happens T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: ive crammed my dick into plenty of four-year-olds mouths, i dont have any problem with it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: ah stop trolling T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: it took me a lot of work to get beyond a lot of ptsd triggers from all the stuff he pulled T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: ew enough T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: sounds like you met my dad. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: 20 Jan 12:48 - Uptoit tells you 'bahahahahahahahahah sorry can't lmao in curse for that one' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: we have a lot of child-abusers here i see T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: no, my cousin... :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: i dont abuse.. i LOVE.. with my dick.. :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: ROFL T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: IT'S NOT ABUSE IF THEY LIKE IT!!!!!!!!11111111eleventyone T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yeah and i can understand why you wouldn't want to have anything to do with it, but consenting adults who didn't have those experiences may enjoy it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: yes agreed T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I suspect some are more about being abusive rather than abuser here T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chew Toy Detreyl: lol, eleventyone :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: its only abuse if you leave them alive to tell someone T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: so 4-yr old boy comes over and asks a grown man to have oral-sex? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: unreal situation T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Eleventy-one is one of the most awesomest imaginary numbers ever T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell peers intently at Miinikoer Gravy. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: who said anything about grown man? 13-year-old boy is more like it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell glares at Phish. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: oh nm T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: ive had sex with 13 year old boys too T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: no Dashiell T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell peers intently at Phish. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: geeeze all this from watching porn and mudding T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: Elebentyseben is the best number T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: 4-yr old wanting to have sex then? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Your twin? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: your son :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: eleventy-seventeen T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Oh wow, I have a son. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: How cool is that? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol very... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: I guess Santa came! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points excitedly at Felt! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: wait, that was 13 years ago. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: ya, thats right, elebenty-sebetny T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: The only reason I wasn't abused as a child was because I was put into care. So for the grace of etc.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: only reason i wasnt abusedas a kid is cause ive been the molester since i was 5 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: *eats cheetos and watches* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ginobli: this is the fucking curse channel! now who the fuck likes pussy! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius raises his hand. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ginobli: fuck you then bitchs dam no one likes pussy wow! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: you know asking that on a MUD is kind of hard seeing half of these people are kids or old farts (I kid, I kid ...don't hurt me) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: fuck you, I was hunting a qmob... doesn't mean I don't like pussy, just means I had more important things on my mind T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: how the fuck can a mosquito kick dirt into my eyes?! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: you ever read the story about when a butterfly flaps its wings? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: yes but mosquitos don't have big enough legs to kick that much dirt :P ..but this is a fantasy mud so lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: kick doesn't necessarily mean using legs T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: ok T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: it's said that helecopters kick up a lot of dust, analogous to the butterfly story T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: true didn't even think of that idea T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akiaith: damn fuck shit fuck damn quests!!!!!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: youre level 8, quests arent shit at lvl 8 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: welcome to wal mart. go fuck yourself T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: merry christmas. go fuck yourself T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm i think i'd hurt myself if i did T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: some fucking idiots just used the word uber on a tampon commercial?!?! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol what tampons aren't uber? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You may have misheard, I think they said 'up her' not 'uber' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: you just damn near made me choke on my gatorade... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi winks at Lacrimosa. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: maybe they needed something to describe a new absorbency, I don't know...didn't see it--the benefit of not watching tv most of the time. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: don't you just hate when u think you have to fart, and it turns out its not really a fart... and all you can do is EMERGENCY CLENCH!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: no dont!!! my cock is in there!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i was wondering why i felt like i had a hair up my ass T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: sorry, my pubes are like don kings fro :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol *offers you a razor* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: Stick aa banana in your eaaar! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: You cannot find a Banana in your eaaar!. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: i swear its tru T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: stick a banana in your eaar! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: abe got bukkaked on! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: bukkake! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: stupid ass mobs kicking dirt in my face! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: they arent mobs. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: and thats not dirt. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi cries on Rygen's shoulder. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: its me and my balls. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: careful, Joker flings poo! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: joker heh didn't know you had any balls ... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Meeper: off T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Meeper: ha ha :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i do have balls. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: heal T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: heal self T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: 54 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi goes, "Hmmmm." T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: they just look weird when they're touching your eyeballs. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: oh thats right you just hit puberty im sorry joker :P (I kidding...don't hurt me) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i cant hurt you:P you're arent in a real clan yet. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: lol yeah im not not sure if I want to be in one you might kill me lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi tries to give bzzz to Megawatt but it slips out of his hands and rolls to a stop at your feet. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen bitchslaps Megawatt T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: holy shit die and have computer crash grrrrrrrrrrrrr T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: "In addition to these conventional unconventional measures there are also unconventional unconventional measures," said King. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Damn allergies fucking suck balls:( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: i hear that T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: Pressing matters all around the world and you whining bout ur fucking allergies! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: hell yeah..it's the thing most pressing me at the moment..cedar in Texas in January is a motherfucker :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: its just not the same :( having permission to curse takes the fun out fucking cursing T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: yeah true that..let's jsut always be clean on here;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lmao! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: w T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: in fact..they should nuke you for NOT cursing on here;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: oops T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: wot in fucking tarnations T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: um.. is that better sir? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: sorry I have to laugh at 'tarnations' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman whimpers sadly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Who are you, Tourhett Butler? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: dunno where the fuck that came from lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Frankly my dear, I don't give a fucking goddamm shit T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Frankly my dear..shut the FUCK UP!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: erm what is Bouyan doing on gossip? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: talking shit;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: If you're on here Bouyan, you don't get pussy by saying kissy kissy T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: kissy kissy wtf... thats why guys like us get all the pussy and they get hugs T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I get loads of hugs off women T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: u know.... its a fact.. girls do NOT want to be treated nice T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Lay your big booty on the bearskin rug..You give me a kiss..I give you a hug:) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: hopefully they're all asleep atm T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: I heard a brutal joke other day;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol oh yeah.. women are special.. treat em nice! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman peers around himself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: heh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Anyone know what the difference between jam and marmalade is? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: hmm T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: You don't marmalade your cock in a girl's ass T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: heh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: my answer to that joke was..actually you coudl do that too;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: thats so not funny, but its like a must laught at joke T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: totally T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: its' jsut so cruel of life that brutal adn funny are often the same T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: agreed Garl T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: some cocksucker is scrying me >< T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: sure you're not just in is it cthos or cataclysm that has that repop msg? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: in werewood.. in sh pk range T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: ahh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: yeah. sounds like some cocksucker is scrying you :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well that's a fucking confidence booster when I think I have mild symptoms and my doctor writes to reassure me that they're only 'severe' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm sure you'll all say this is just me, but why on a day when I'm expecting loads of visitors - do I get the smelliest farts? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: its just you man :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Komrad Kessel: too many curries T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think I know why though :( it was because Iceman went limp T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: oooh I've not had curry in like months T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman gasps as he realizes what Remind Hargreaves did. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Komrad Kessel: must be a bloody foreigner, then T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Am I fuck - I've just got a really nice pizza place near here T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i'm passionate bout my pizza :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: pizza...mmm :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: I don't have it. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: have what? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: mis T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: fuckin trolls T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Fuck those trolls. Fuck them in their stupid asses. Those lame motherfuckers. Fuck! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: I really hate when you ask for a cold coffee they fucking give you COLD COFEE with bloody ice in it >_> and the stupid lady didn't ask me if I wanted suger or anything in it..sheesh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: smeeeeeeggggggmaaaa the favorite cheese for crackers T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: trex comes in for cheap fucking kill.....whgat an ass monkey T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: haha T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Aww :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: that's right rygen T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: i was totally pwning your ass T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Might I recommend never playing WoW on a PvP server. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I think Hhugo needs a waaaaaaaaaaahmbulance. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: FUCK T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Officer Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Poker Slut Wolfric pulls out a gun and blows Officer Starling's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: how the fuck is trez in my level range again anyway lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You level too slow. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: does he mort like every day T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: i'm CPing T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: if i ever saw one of those kids from 'my super sweet sixteen' walking down the block i would slap the shit outta them T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: no shit--spoiled rich fucking brats... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: yeah! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: then they call the cops and beat your ass until you get thrown in jail then the real scary shit starts T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo enthusiastically high-fives Lacrimosa! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol nah by the time i was done with them they wouldn't be able to use a phone T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Wow, Hhugo, you're really buttsore over getting killed, aren't you? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You might be suffering from an anal prolapse, you should get that checked out. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: what does that have to do with getting killed? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I don't know, I just saw you saying something about wanting to hurt someone (it flew by fast... combat spam) and assumed it was a continuation of that topic. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: nope T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: hell, if I had the money they blow on one of those fucking parties...I could pay for my own meds for a year, or move to someplace T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: it's about 'my super sweet sixteen' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: and the spoiled brats on that show T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: busted....! :laughs at Hhugo T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Ehh, some booze, drugs and hookers will be more than enough fun. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: unless...... trEz have you been on Super sweet sixteen recently? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: cuz then..... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa laughs at Cap'n Hhugo mercilessly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: good one T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Admittedly I'm just catching bits and pieces as they fly by along with the other spam T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo pats Officer Starling on her head. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Wait, is that that show about rich kids? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: yes T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: forget Trez he's just a little kid who screams at hsi family for not wanting him to play Halo 3 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Any good? I haven't watched it. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No personal attacks, Rygen. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: and their rich parents give them ridiculous parties that they don't deserve T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: no it's not any good T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: it fucking sucks lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: it just is infuriating how spoiled the kids are T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: only good for pissing me off T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And yet you still watch it. Says something about you, it does. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: no... I don't watch it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I haven't watched it more than twice, ever T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Go watch military channel instead T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I find that watching people getting blown up is very therapeutic T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: i like the food network personally T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: I though Paris Hilton was a rich brat until I watched Repo! she was hot in that with black hair along with all the other actresses T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Bah, no fun. The food's already dead. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I just hate that fucking entitled attitude...and I don't have military channel. I'm tempted to get cable again just for food network and sci-fi, thoug T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Military channel kicks ass. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol i have cable and i don't hvae the military channel.... either that or i just haven't watched it ever T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Although I do get tired of it when they put on a bunch of Hitler-related shows. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I used to have it, but I cut my cable down to just local stations and cable internet... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol like the history chann T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I think that I know by now who Hitler was, and why he was a lunatic. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: Lac forget about sci fi trust me even half of the shows are not even sci fi anymore and they had a soap opera on there sometime but I think someone got pissed so they took it off lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol Sanctuary is all right on scifi T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I can watch anything I want by dl'ing it anyway... :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Honestly, cable is almost not worth it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: For the amount you spend on it in a month you could have DVD's of exactly what you want T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol my cable comes bundled with my internet and phone so w/e T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: oh yeah forgot about Sanctuary good show needs more monster tho but all the other shows are gone BSG sucks ass now. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: disability does not give me the budget to feed all my interests, so it's the internet and cooking that get my stuff T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So shooting myself in the leg and collecting disability wouldn't be a wise choice? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: and my photography, because I'm trying to do that so I can get back to making my own money instead of living off the government. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Or you can take pictures and make money, AND live off the government tit. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I get about $800 a month and I'm in a smallish metro area. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm sure Obama'd be happy to send you a check. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: heh speaking Obama I saw a car sticker that reads "Nobama" I chuckled a little T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling giggles at Rygen's actions. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I could do that, but then I'd be limited in how much I could make and still get medical coverage. If I'm going to do it, there's no halfway about it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mad Hermit Starky: that was a campaign thing from the end of the election T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm going to look into getting one of those. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mad Hermit Starky: the mccain campaign was putting it everywhere on college campuses T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mad Hermit Starky: they even started drawing it with the O was being a soviet hammer and sickle T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: That's the beauty of self-employment. It's all under the table. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Ehh, seen that already. I drew an American flag with the stars replaced by the hammer and sickle, and I replaced the soviet star with Obama's campaign symbol. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: only if you can get cash... if it's coming through any sort of account, it can be tracked, and you've gotta be careful about how you spend it, too... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Lacrimosa: L2launder. ;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: pretty much.. :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: just to cover my monthly medical bills, prescriptions, rent, cable, cell, and food, I'd need to be making about $3K/mo T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl nibbles on Lacrimosa's ear. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: hello Garl T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: hellllooooo nurse! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: no, keep the nurses away--I see enough medical people already! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: I hate being a slow typer GRRRRR.... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: I hate being a slow typer GRRRRR.... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: oops T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: Would you get in trouble for saying the word ass on gossip? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: #$%^^ T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: test T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Hurshul is my bitch. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: oh yes motha fucka T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: I hope we aren' the only two using this channel, I'd feel a little unsettling. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: eat a dick... and tell your mother to give me a call. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: me too. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: no, trust me. there are plenty :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: sweet. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Wooohoooo! Joelz is mah bitch too! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: <3 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: lol. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Everything is fair on curse, righto? =D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: You should uhmmm. Teach us how to clan so we can pk eachother. =D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: we need to learn.... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Yeah, always hands on! I learned how to bang from Hurshul's mom. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Woot. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: btw, not EVERYTHING is allowed on curse channels. personal attacks for instancwe T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: why don't we get off mothers, cuz i just got off yours... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: you may want to refer to help rules T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Ah what the dang!? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: personal attax belong on announce addressed to 'all' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer stands up and says 'No personal attacks, please. Read help harassment.' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: what if were relaited... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Or what if I really really love his girlfriend? =P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: ??? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: were just asking... = P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: if you would like to pre-arrange a personal attax session please post to the personal forum re: daoine T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Then take it to tells. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: okay okay, enough button pushing. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: But then there is no public embarassement. :| T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If you feel you must personally attack someone, abide by the rules and take it either to ftalk, gtell, tells, or echo. :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I believe thats the intention T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Ah cool, ftalk T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Not everyone likes to be embarrassed. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear PaperTiger Panzer asking Alt. Helpa Charneus if he would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus tells PaperTiger Panzer 'Teehee! You have no penis!!!' PaperTiger Panzer doesn't seem terribly insulted. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Personal attack!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: you can personaly attack my pork sword. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Harmful play (that was a social anyway) is ok. Just don't get carried away. People have been in trouble for calling another person a 'bitch.' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Poor Charneus the tuxedo kitty. Does he need his litter pan cleaned again? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I intend to, with a cheese grater T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: lol. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: that was good. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: we missed you Star, where ya ben T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Levelling T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I think the general intent is if one can tell that it's just all fun and games, then it's ok. But the minute it crosses the line (You motherfucking asshole! Shut the fuck up!) then it can be harassment. :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It distracts me from my job of insulting people T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer explains to Officer Starling how to bot. Settings -> click on triggers -> autopilot on. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But it's got to be done T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Okay. Well, either way. Hurshul still can't suck dick worth a damn. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: We're working on it. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: And thanks C. =D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: we take turns.... huntyr was always better at it. = ) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: thanks too, C. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: besides it isn't gay if the balls don't touch! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: lol, jk. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Fuck that ole bitch. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Personal attack against hurshul! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurshul: yaaa fuck'em T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: It's supereffective! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton gives you the Finger of death. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: I was speaking of our beloved nancy reagan T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg7jJLMuovQ T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: 10min of blind and cant recall crap T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: damned nanny woke up the kid and didnt bother to try to put him back to sleep by making loud crashing noises 1 foot in front of his crib. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: freakin T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: come one hailow you can curse better than that T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: freakin T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hailow: freakin T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: MOTHERFUCKER! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: COCKSUCKER! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: what? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: fother mucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: HOLY FUCK!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: yes you can curse on this channel. grats for figuring it out. now then, stfu. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Are you offering? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: FUTT BUCKER!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: i do what i want, n00b T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi explains to MasterVivi that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even Habasi Cullen knows that! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: wow lvl nothing calling a tier 4 a n00b ... thems some balls you got there :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semorel: you mean I coulda been a troll? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: pwn3d T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: hey habasi where is that "the Stand" reference ? what shelp ? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: GODS DAMN THAT WOMAN!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: which one and for which reason in particular T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Vicky, because she can't fucking be honest about her feelings until she blows up... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: fuck T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: hmmm that sounds like a woman for you T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi ) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: is anyone blind here? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: garl is T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: oh only 1 person? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fuck shit T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: hey phish T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Several people are, Vivi. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: are you a good bug abuser? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: and faylen T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: who is blind that is on like right now T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: that i can talk to T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: a few others, trying to think T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: there should be a who blind command T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: ask on gossip, im sure more people know than i do :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: gossip shows as newbie T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: ask on q/a? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: hlep im having a caesure T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: pwn3d T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: wtf is a caesure? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: heh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: lehlehlehlehleh *starts going into convulsions* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: *foaming at mouth* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: *bites tongue off* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: rofl T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: souivenier! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: can i see who is listening to what channels? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: no. but imms listen to all chanells. all the time. especially when you talk. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No. And really, you should be asking these types of questions on newbie. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: no, but you could check with a friend before post, just to make sure whatever it is you're about to say hasnt been dipped in stupid. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: i can do whatever i want on channel curse T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: im letting off steam T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: dont question my motives T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phish: im rubbing one out as vivi steams! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi ) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: me too T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Vivi: No one is questioning your motives. However, the newbie channel is more suitable for newbie questions. :) Just fyi. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: FUCKING FUCK! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: IM NOT ASKING NEWBIE QUESTIONS! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: but you're sure acting like one T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NUB! said the Habasi to the MasterVivi. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: hehe T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: 'can i see who is listening to what channels?' is a newbie question. ;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MasterVivi: i mean 100 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley is agreeing with that Alt. Helpa Charneus person again... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mastervivi: FUCKING FUCK!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mastervivi: SOMEONE FUCKING TALK, HOLY SHIT T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Doja: FUCKING COMMIES! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Doja: fucking commies T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling takes your false belief and crams it ten miles up that ugly ass of yours. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengance: anyone available for a fuckin miracle? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: Keep going, I'm sure there are at least half a dozen more channels to ask on. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengance: hehe T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zara: so fuck no :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengance: sonofabitch T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: cocksucker motherfucker, eh? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious: I'm baaaa-aaack... and ready to be insane T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exelious o T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: omg, just poured boiling water on my nads T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: that sucks lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: kinda lucky I'm wearing jeans, but still T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: that shit hurts lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's just me being lazy, with all my coffee facilities within arms reach of the desk T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin mutters "Kwitcherbitchin" under his breath. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: fuck ... leveled prematurely :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: You knwo they ahve pills for that;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: too busy coercing on q/a :-) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Premature leveljection T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: isn't that premature elevelation instead, Patton? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: probably T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: yeah abe its your fault i demand you demote me back to 136 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc jumps right on that T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa laughs. She'll take the levels any way she gets them. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: stupid fucking mobs giving too much xp causing me to lvl too fast :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tslacker Tsarikos: use noexp T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imalish: yeah its normally on ... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: I fucking hate relationships, women are so fucken god damn unstable its fucking pathetic, they get their goddamn mother fucking periods and flip the fuck out and do stupid shit, im so fucken pissed, such a fucking waste of mother fucking time again, god damn son of a buitc T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo consoles Mauler. It is obvious that Cap'n Hhugo cares. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: but the sex is good T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight goes ooOOooOOoo. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: it's a powerful drug :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely to Valley Garl. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: if the sex wasn't good, the race would have died out a hell of a long time ago... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: rofl T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I do have to agree with you tonight, though, Mauler... Bill was supposed to be here this weekend, and Vicky flipped out on him last night 10 minutes before he was going to leave town and come down here, so now I won't get to see him till at least late March, probably longer... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: thank you for family guy T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: i just want to laugh today. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Yeah! Freak her with your nuts that'll get 'er! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi turns to you and says 'Don't be such a fucking twat, mm'kay?' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cringe as you see Decisively Instant eating a fat dick with some ketchup. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: lol... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: wow T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PermA Tryp: did your mind get fucked? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: wtf T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: LOL T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: I was just wondering why that emote doesnt work normally T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: like for example, if type <> <>, it wont work. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: sounded more like confession >< T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: its' a curse social only works in curse, ftalk, or othe rcurse flagged channels T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: LOL T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: chyea boy. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: so how come it doesnt show on the "social" list? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: type nocurse T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant tells Iceman to stfu and EAT A FAT DICK!!! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: hmm never knew that u can only eat dick on curse... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: LOL T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: tru fax. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: wuts the command for that? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: u really wanna use it? o.O T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: if you want to eat beef cocks i'm sure the butcher would put some aside for you T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: maybe even toss a few chicken genitalia in there for you, make yours feel big T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: the balogna industry would suffer if you all did that though,k we get our fair share of cock T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: lawl T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: lmfao my chara is fucking wasted! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: self T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer would sodomize a donkey for a klondike bar. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: damn it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: cant listen to music and play here T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I find that - I can't listen to music and play - as soon as I try to watch porn, my music turns off :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: is in a "frankenstein" mood today T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot leaves his music on while browsing porn T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: bid damn it! I want money lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: NO T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: then gtfo! :P (j/k) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: I think I speak for all the guys here that Rachel Hunter is hot as hell... that's all T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You're not speaking for me T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: ...fine then your not cool :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Natalie Portman is a cutie :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: Argot right you are my friend T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot preferes brunettes but all of his lady friends have been blonde :'( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: erm. prefers. erm. cough. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: buy the bitches hair dye T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot rolls on the floor laughing at Remind Hargreaves's antics! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: that lady from Lord of War is pretty too :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Bridget Moynahan's her name apparently... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: damn it, someone spammed all over my screen cant see shit..okey now I can see T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Rygen, you misspelled spermed again. Glad you were able to lick it up quickly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: lol thats almost funny but I used your mom instead Char T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Necrophelia is your passion, I take it? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: oh im sorry then I mean your girlfriend, sorry dude T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Pedophilia is your passion, then? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: oh god don't tell me your'e 12 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: If it were, then you'd have similar hobbies as Charn :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: how old are you... 13? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: BURN T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grasshacker: He's on a mud. He's at /least/ 13 and a half. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Argot: I never said I didn't. ;) Was just questioning his. :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: nah, i was playing this when i was 10 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: i wasn't that old when i started my first mud T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Oh, so about a year, Jawz? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: terris i think T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: when it was aardvark T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: no right when it became aardwolf, my spouse was playing aardvark T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: i was stuck on planet zero T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: then i went on aardwolf T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grasshacker: In my day links were so slow we only typed one of the a's in aardwolf. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Rygen: In answer to your question, I turned 29 11 days ago. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: good one Argot but I think Natalie Portman wants her dog back after you moleted it with a tampax T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: wow T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Grasshacker: Rygen apparently is as slow as your links back in your day. ;) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grasshacker: heh. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: yeah sorry about that im taking meds with these alergys ....no smart cracks either Charn lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Oh poo. You've ruined my fun. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hey, Rygen, are you allergic to wood? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: oh and btw isn't Charneus a pokemon? ...you like pokemon huh? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Charneus isn't a pokemon. :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You're thinking Charizard or Charmander. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Charneuzard. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: ahh. okey T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: damn tourists T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus agrees! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: i work where i see 1000's of tourists EVERY time i work T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: you work in the CCTV centre? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: no a casino T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I used to work in Seaside Oregon. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus pukes. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: i work harraj's tahoe T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But surely if you work in a place like that - don't you just take advantage and bed the tourists? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: whoops harrahs T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: only thing worse than tourists are drunk tourists T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: people on Vacation love to bone T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: drunk tourist + roofie = your passport to fun? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: yep but i have a significant other T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You weren't planning on taking her along were you? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: its a him T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: okay - same question change the gender T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: we have everything we need with in a few miles T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: we are 125 miles from sacramento, 50 from reno T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But I have to admit - if I'm in relationship, I'll not stray, even if I mess about suggesting it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: we have skiing(water&snow), hiking, biking, gambling even bears T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: and legal prostitution closeby T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: With no comment on people who use those services - I don't think I ever could T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: guess I just like my tricks for free lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka goes to Remind Hargreaves, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: DUDE YOU HAVE BEARS? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okie I have to admit - I'm a fucking tightwad bastard and I'm not paying for head okay? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: darn imms T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: one hates me so is ease dropping on all my conversations T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Imms aren't the problem on muds, it's the players ... oh wait that includes me T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Kill me now :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: tg hates me T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: oh btw, stop typing who ... seeing a long list of names doesn't mean any of them are your friend T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: this would not be the 1st mud was ever booted off, just 1st this year T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah is that because it's only January? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: hey 1st mud was kicked off was in 1999 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: First mud I got kicked off was because I called the big boss Imm a wanker :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: He couldn't cope with the fact it was true :) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: was banned from a mud for doing something VERY VERY VERY bad T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: i killed an immortal T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: not only killed him but destroyed his corpse T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: i hacked into their server put an undetectable mob in the game T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: it automatically had 10x as many hps asa nyone atttacking it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: if you did a social, touched it or intereacted with it in any way it anniihlated u T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: killing the implementor(boss) of a game is not very smart T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: that was back in my younger days when i still built areas and loved pkilling T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You live in fear of Zanbato's Five Point Exploding Pants Technique. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Master debate T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Sailor Moon is like one step from Pedo Porn T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: nasty nasty stuff T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: you know what? I smell smoke outside and I live in the country and were under a burn ban and some ass clown is burning something when outside is cool breeze outside.... great >_< T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: burn ban - that's like something to stop forest fires or such? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: so ring your fire department :D T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: well kind of... its when we haven't had any tain in a month or two and it would easy to set a blaze. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: ....tain wtf.. I mean rain T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well if someone's being a dumb fuck and burning which could set all your houses alight - i see no problem in ringing the fire department and saying who's got a fire going T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: and that we can't set a fire outside for anything camping or burning limbs T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: you should be able to call it in to the fire department... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: well true but we don't see any fires any where and I don't think the department wants to go on a wild goose chase T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakatan: staff T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius cries out "FUCK ME! DEAR GOD! FUCK ME!!" as he dies with only 1 tnl. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: damn it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen bitch slapes Questor for not giving him enough time on his quest T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Doja: wow...never been bitch slapesed before...sounds harrowing T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: gtfo I mean Bitchslap :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Alright annoying homo. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: having a little problem aren't we? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: I fuckin hate you. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fuck off T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: hate is so close to love - you two will marry T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: Not after this fucker just made me pay 150k for an item. =P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huntyr: It started at 200. ..< T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilidar: oh i so want to bid on this T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton rotates the turret of his tank and fires off round after round at Swangin T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer turns to you and says 'Don't be such a fucking twat!' T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is slapping PaperTiger Panzer with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer moans in ecstasy at Coloring Colori. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton begins to fire round after round at ur balls T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant PaperTiger Panzer. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dega: someone having to much fun with someones cock I see T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley doesn't put a space after the colon when he emotes. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: stop acting like a fucking ignorant moron! unless you are, if so carry on T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: is that multi directed comment of yours? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dega: oh fuck I found that temple and cheese alot of agressive mobs too T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asul: are there any anti-vagina potions? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dega: FUCK! I died again campaigns are fucking hard T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenai: they get easier as you mort T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: they get easier with more power and area knowledge T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: great way to boost your qps T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: how long has it been since you upgraded your eq, Dega? I find that's when I start getting killed a lot... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenai nods at Dispel Majic. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: he's lv 13, not much new eq yet :p T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i would recommend you wait til remorting before doing more cps T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: bleh- keep doing them. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dega: yeah Im thinking of that <_< T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: bank up your qp when you can, die when you cant. nothing lost really. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dega: waiting until I remort T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenai: joker is right T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenai: you dont lose anything for dying, some xp which is easy enough to get back T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you can also cp request and then cp fail if you don't like the rewards T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: i have a friend who every level does cp request, checks to see if there's a trivia point reward, and if not, fails it :P T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asul: lol that genious T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: I have so much back pain, it hurts to sneeze or cough so badly :( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bouyan: Gosh fuckin dammit T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: poodiddle:( T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bouyan: ;ss T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: Stupid fuckin cobras. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: ahhh yes I never seen those and I be glad I wont T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: shit my backstab doesn't walways work *sobs* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starbug: you'll get better at it T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: I know but, still sucks that you miss it heh T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: damn that green dragon cant find the bastard anywhere T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen hates dragons from now on T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: Ogre, You Asshole! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: dude, gtfo grammer nazi :P lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton flips Starling off T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: did I like ass dumb another to it send retard a like this reading time ass sweet your took you since. ( Now read it backward ) T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: lol T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: you're one of the assholes that texts me that shit arent you? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: no but i get em, and that one was kinda funny T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: i kick people in the nuts that send me those T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: ok T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: cuts down on repeat offenders quickly T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: I'll take gay channel talk for $500 alex T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: is there a $500 anymore? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: good fucking night Aardsluts. bbl T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PermA Tryp: of course T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: son of a bitch, that hurts! *holds shoulder* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: I keep my money with me these pocket pickers steal it but if I dont something good comes in the barter channel...damn if I do damn if I dont....eh? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: its a trap Garl! BEWARE! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Someone Semoene just called Iceman an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: what do you get if you cross a fox adn a duck? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: a dox, you suck bastard T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: sick* T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: xD T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palladius: here: http://tr.im/csz4 T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen would love to backstab Trez and steal all of his/her/it's gold T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: damn gnomes T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: FUCK commander riker T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: Hes a fuckin homo bitch. >.< T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: He repops randomly immune to everything, cool! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: who was, in turn, fucking counselor troy. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: who later fucked worf T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: who later fucked dax T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: You guys need to get laid. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS raises an eyebrow at Fae Wino Joelz's weird actions. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: clearly, some of us have thought much more about ST:TNG orgies than the rest of us... T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: not orgies. all these happened one at a time T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: oh. my bad. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Miquiz Tetzahuitl just popped out Fae Wino Joelz's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Fae Wino Joelz's ears? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: was that gay? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: maybe T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer explains to Quickening that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even PaperTiger Panzer Cullen knows that! T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening bends over to unlock the back door as PaperTiger Panzer moves towards him with a tube of K-Y.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: and those ? T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: What the fuck, is commander faggot immune to everything T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: i think he's vuln to hand to hand T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: try punching. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: Death by bitchslap, fuck you startrek. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: or just bash damtype, iirc. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: ballistic attack will probably also work, it seems to work on anything unarmed does T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quickening: Wooot, go go gay marriage. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as PaperTiger Panzer and Quickening are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Quickening's pleasure. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haelow: a stuffed icicle hmmm.. T1/r4/2009-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang says, 'COCKFAG' to (VoDkA) Cirrus. The lucky git. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaleen: what is a quiffe T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Pussy fart. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Sometimes during physical exertion, a woman will contract her abdomen, thereby sucking air into her vagina. When she expels it, it makes a juicy flatulent sound - quiff (quiffe?). T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: how much wood could a woodfuck fuck if a woodfuck could fuck wood? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: anyone? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rygen: gtfo T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Can I copy shelp cowshit and paste Druids in place of the player name, and post that as my contest entry? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If nothing else, I'm sure I'd win a spot on their "do not lifechant" or whatever list. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Not that I die much anyway, except when spooked into King Bird in ToL. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau drops her pants and rudely moons Starling! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: You go girl! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling tells Ariau, "Try not to suck too much dick on the way to Questor!" T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: darn, starling doesn't live in NJ }:> T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: get that pussy hair out your mouth starling T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: But it's so good. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: USDA poisoned hundreds of Starlings in NJ the other day T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: THAY MISSED THA IMPORTANT WUN T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: they sure did... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: As my title says, I'm widely hated, as are all starlings. Nothing new. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Cry me a river, Lacrimosa ;) T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa doesn't really give a shit one way or the other, just feels like razzing someone now that she doesn't have to watch her language... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: definition of razzing, please. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: must suck being starling if they fly into jet engines to kill themselves T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Jet engines kick ass. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Anyway, lots of birds fly into jet engines. I think it was Canada geese that brought that jetliner down the other week. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: damn canadians! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: BLAME CANADA T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, classic old fun song... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: heh, someone made a bid for my balls. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: probably wanna put them in a vice T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Could you picture Nancy Pelosi and Starling getting it on? EWWW!!! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: Duke University is getting shit on right now T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo poops in Rampagne's shoes, and runs off, cackling in delight! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin: Thats because Wake Forest is good. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: yup T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: at least UNC kept it close the whole time T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin: I like Tyler hes a good player. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: double digits baby!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin: Looks like Duke is going to make it a game now.... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: NU and KU are neck and neck. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin: Wow Duke tied it up with 2 secs left. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin: Heh wow Wake Forest won in the last 2 secs.... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: Alas you have no lottery wins. Buy some tickets and maybe next time. FUCK!! I did buy some!! damn you lottery gods!!! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: anyone from australia see on the news that fuckwit that threw his 5 year old daughter off a bridge? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin: No, but an idiot here got on the wrong side of the freeway and hit head on into a police officer both died instantly. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Fuck. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: ok, it works. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud: maybe later T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: stfu get off my chan T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fuck a duck. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varstok: Fuck fuck fuck a duck... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: *inflammatory comment* T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: leave my mom out of it! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: she's a whore T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: put my mom in it. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: fucking fuck man T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: yes, fucking fuck. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: fuck the fucking fucker! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: they should call this the 'Mature' channel. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn P T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash is agreeing with that BloodyThorn person again... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: sigh, Irony lost. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash grins evilly at BloodyThorn. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: you fuckers curse like amateurs.. be more artistic ;) T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: fucketh thee and thine fucking requests, swine T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash beams a smile at Iceman. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman grabs his own throat and squeezes himself to unconsciousness! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash laughs out loud. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: *helps iceman* T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman wiggles his bottom. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash looks at Iceman and swoons in ecstasy. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: no, bad, that's a bad iceman! no! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i think i'm gettin a warning letter at work :( T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: no wiggling! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: i hope it's for your wiggle bottom T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: for being too awesome? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: i get those from time to time T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: why would you get a letter? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: i'm actually serious atm. it's a rare time. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqualad: big word from a man who's very existance depended on his mother getting up too fast after a cincinnati bow tie... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i came late to work.. boss started yapping... i kinda may have accidently intentionly told her she's grump coz she may have her period lol T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: oooh... that might not be good. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: things are a bit too quiet now... so waiting.. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: don't crap on the boss, and don't crap on women, and especially don't crap on a woman when she's your boss T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just shoot your boss. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lmao... she didnt want to shut up lol T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Who cares dude, she's your boss, deal with it T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: iceman! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: in my defense i gave this sweet lil hitchhiker a lift to work T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: you're getting a letter for being awesome! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Did she hum you? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol ash T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash enthusiastically high-fives Iceman! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Star I thought you were going to bed =p T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Although, I love your advice. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Damnit Ice did she hum you? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: hum? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: For fuck's sake pay attention T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: The hitchhiker T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash laughs out loud. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Did she hum yoiu T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: i thought you meant the boss! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Well, her too T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Get you some of that hahaha T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: But seriously did you get a hummer out of the hitcher? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: .*sigh* i do like this show, this is a problem T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: woops mischan T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash SMACKS A Shot Of GreyGoose upside the head, wonder what he did. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Hey blow me, pokemaster T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: pokemaster? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Yeah master of the pokemon. Isn't the picachu guy's name Ash? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: the main char in Pokemon is named Ash T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: fuck T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: i hate that show T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I've never watched it T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I refuse, the whole concept is just so stupid T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Who just scryed me T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: am back lol T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Stop it iceman =p T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Wasnt Ash the guy in army of darkness? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: so do I... but then there's Ash from Army of Darkness, who's much more kick-ass. ;) T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: greygoose.. is that citrons? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Ash is awesome. He's epic stupid. I mean...to the point you wonder how he even remembers to fucking breathe. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: seems noone likes the bitch T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: thank you straus!!!! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Lacrimosa, damnit your name still reminds me of something T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I remember that from last time we spoke T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: What Modi? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: He always loses his first gym battles in each region for example, and then he has to give his pikachu a determination speech T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: army of darkness! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: hehe, like I said, it's the Latin word for Tears T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: i will one day wield a chainsw and a boomsticjk T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: boomstick T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: a speech which amounts to "HEY YOU STUPID POKEMON, YOU KNOW HOW WE'LL WIN? WE'LL KEEP USING THE SAME MOVE UNTIL IT WORKS, BECAUSE I GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING WRITERS ON MY SIDE!" T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: goin 100 in a 55.. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I have all of the Evil Dead movies... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash wuv Lacrimosa. Aww, how coot. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: is what citrons? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: citron likes greygoose T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: or absolut T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i hate vodka T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: how can one hate vodka? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I like vodka increasingly as I progress through the bottle. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus looks at Apathy and goes "Heh." T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, got to meet Bruce at a convention a couple of years ago. He's a lot of fun--we got drunk on green death.. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: you got drunk with THE bruce campbell? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: no one ever wrote a good song on vodka T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Nice... also, i think I know the reference, I'm trying to find it now T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: you are my hero T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Green death? Is that like, washing up liquid or something? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Green death = absinthe, I'm sure. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: Hey suck my dick, there's a future in it. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Panzer. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: what kind of future? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Are you watching Dave Chapelle? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer bats his eyelashes innocently at Impotent Inicus. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus smirks. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah, I'm not sure real absinthe exists anymore T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I have some in my cupboard T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman bitchslaps Panzer. Wheee! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It just seems like really strong shots though T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: 4 liters of it T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: it does T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: you can get absinthe most anywhere, just not the u.s. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I've heard stories, they could be bullshit, but on certain types of 'proper' absinthe people hallucinate and that T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: If you drink enough of it your supposed to get a high off of it T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: yes, with THE Bruce Campbell. Green Death is a drink made by one of the groups that always hosts room parties at conventions. Tastes like lime kool-aid, but 5 glasses of it over three hours will make me have trouble standing. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman is auctioning Panzer for a day. Current bid 100 gold. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: do i hear 200? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: can we down-bid? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: If not, I fold. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: 1? I don't even want to bid that. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: no, its for charity.. feed the ice babies fund. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman runs his hands over PaperTiger Panzer's body, slowly stripping away the clothing... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I also helped judge a costume contest with theblack guy from Ghostbusters and the lady who played Tasha Yar... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Hah I got it T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Lacrimosa: I knew it was something T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Lemony Snicket's, there are Lacrimose leeches. That's why I thought your name sounded familiar. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: g'night fuckers! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash hops around like a little kid. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Lateron assfarmer! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I haven't read them, GreyGoose. Maybe I should, just for fun... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Reading is fun, I'm re-re-reading the Sword of Truth books T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Hey Tears have you read the sword of truth books? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I saw those in the library the other day, would have started reading if they'd had book 1 in T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, I haven't... I might not always answer to tears, though T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: the books are awesome, there is a show now though T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: my feelings are mixed T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Maybe the same way a lotta people felt about lotr becoming movies? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: who wrote them? I'll add them to my list of books to read soon. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: tears, try the books, trust me, you won't be disappointed if you like fantasy-type stuff T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: anyone read Patrick Rothfuss' The Name of the Wind? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Or in fact, any book with the promise of being made into a film which destroys said book/s. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Terry Goodkind wrote them T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: that's the last one I had recommended to me. Oddly enough, I think the guy who recommended them likes Terry Goodkind, so I may really like them. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Cos most people have no fucking clue who someone like Terry Goodkind is but in a few years people could be walking around with sword of truth T-shirts and shit like that T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: no shit... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I highly doubt it. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: He's not that popular. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Nor was tolkien....=/ T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: all it takes is the right person to read it, though... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Yeah but his book isn't being read, it's being acted. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: I prefer GRRMartin myself. Think I got the right initials. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well, I don't know for sure what's happening with Sword of Truth, I just saw you mention it was being turned into a 'show' or something. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I assumed that to be a film T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: it is a show, it's had 10 episodes T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: sword of truth is already a show? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I didn't care for a lot of his novels, but the Wild Cards series was a particular favorite... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: yupyup T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Acting with real people? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: yessir T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: And Kahlan is freaking HOT T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Damn, well, I might actually have to watch that T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Maybe I should read the books first though T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: on what channel? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: The series has been on my 'to read' list for a while T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: apathy noooooooo T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Why? =P T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: dude, i've read the books, don't read them if you want to watch the show T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman weeps over the loss of curse channel.. where do we go from here? :( T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: it deviates a great deal from the books T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I think I might enjoy reading the series more than watching the show though... T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's just nice to see something you've only imagined realised T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: fucking swear if you want, Iceman T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'd probably only want to watch the show if I HAD read the books. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: at least say that book was FUCKING AWEsome! adds a bit of a personal touch ;) T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: LETS GO TO FUCKING DISNEYLAND AND CORNHOLE GOOFY T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman gasps as he realizes what Armer did. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus laughs out loud at Armer. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: some things you share and some.. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS WE'RE GONNA TRIP THE LIGHT FANTASTIC WITH CLARA AN HORACE WHILE TRIPPIN' ON PCP T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman tries to calm Armer down before he blows his load. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: I'M GONNA BE SHOOTIN' SPARKS OUT MY ASS LIKE A ROMAN CANDLE! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Can I say something offensive to make people pay attention to me? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Poor people suck! Is that offensive enough? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elara: nice people swallow T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: No no, it should have gone POOR PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!!! .....DEEZ NUTS FOR A 40 oz.! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PermA Tryp: its true T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, now that's getting offensive, but still funny. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice PaperTiger Panzer being fingerbanged by Elchanan, then his whole arm disappears! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: never heard of the phrase fingerbanged lol T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: ouch lol T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: sounded nasty !! T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan comforts Donquixote. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear Elchanan asking Donquixote if he would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell? T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: its not cheating, its your dog. T1/r4/2009-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aglian: forgot bout this channel. Oh yeah. Fuck. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Narsul: tree T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: its so fucking hot in melbourne australia T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: I hear that.. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: isnt' it like 113F? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: but like 12 days in a row T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: cant get help on question or newbie T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: why not? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: nobody will tell me an answer T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I've been in combat.. what's the question T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilidar: have you considered the possibility that you smell? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: am trying to get to pleasure in fantasy fields T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: my map has pleasure in blue have tried everything T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Ologn gave you an answer T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: enter pleasure? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: On the question channel T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilidar: did you try 'pleasure self'? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You unhelpful newbie haters ought to be ashamed. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilidar: that always works for me T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling giggles at Ilidar's actions. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: thanks everyine T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daytime: 3 cps this time in ff T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: HELLO JILTED T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: you motherfucker T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn hosts an unprotected sex party with random transients from the street in celebration of a clear STI test T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus is all smiles as his busy hands molest Ologn. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau clears her throat loudly and looks around. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling spanks Ariau playfully. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau looks for someone to stab T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: bitch please T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pulls out a gun and blows Ariau's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton drops his pants and rudely moons Ariau! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: go back to read your english book T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling spanks Ariau playfully. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: English book? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: the one that tells you about capitalizing words, adding periods at the end or else you'll die a painful death T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The one you apparently never bothered to look at? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: that asswipe rule book of yours T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: A rulebook about wiping one's ass? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Where can I find this work of genius? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: apparently you've read it T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Apparently you haven't :) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau wiggles her bottom towards Starling. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling spanks Ariau playfully. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: ass muncher T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: starling likes the extra spicy ones T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please :) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: you say it like its a bad thing :D T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: grammar nazi T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pats Ariau on her head. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: the plight of grammar nazism T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sowelu: Shite... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sunni. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If you're going to curse, fucking do it right. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius hates people that fucking cant fucking swear right dumb arses !! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilidar: shit fuck cock pussy balls T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: woot T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling couldn't give less of a shit who or what you hate. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: bad idea getting me fucking started T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: lol T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: pussy ass swear channel i swear on ... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius is really quite drunk.. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius is going to bed T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz shits in your mouth. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balnarok: yum T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: i thought i was the only one into that T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balnarok: more please T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote raises his hand. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz deepthroats you while your mother watches. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: damn it's usually the other way around T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balnarok: jawz needs to get laid T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: i got laid, by your mom T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balnarok: lol T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Oh, look at that. Jawz is original! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: to gag or not to gag T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: oh great, charneus is cool T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I'm sorry, did you say something? You were too busy deepthroating me, so shut the fuck up. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balnarok: Someone talked me into trying arctic a few minutes ago what a pile of steamy corn filled shit T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: i was busy deepthroating you, but that doesn't mean i can't talk shit at the same time T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: while you gag on my cawk T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus shits in your mouth. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell . o O ( more like a fishbone in my throat than anything else... ) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: There. Now you can talk shit. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone in the crowd yells, "BURN!" Impotent Inicus seems to agree! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell has just bypassed Alt. Helpa Charneus's anus and connected his intestines directly to his mouth. Now Alt. Helpa Charneus can REALLY talk some shit. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl asks Jawz, If we were two squirrels, could I BUST a nut in your hole? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Alt. Helpa Charneus just popped out Jawz's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Jawz's ears? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus has a giant smile on his face as he begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balnarok: is this channel always so fucking gross... why not have a depraved fecalfiend channel and then a curse channel for people who are just fucking pissed off T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balnarok: fuck T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: deepthroat after? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: oh...its south park- xmas critters all over again:P T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Balnarok: You'd still find it. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote is agreeing with that Balnarok person again... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: later bitches T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I know where you work T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I know where you live T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: do you like your job? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: ur a stalker!! o.O T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I don't like mine T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: fuck you and the donkey you rode in on T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman looks at Sinistera and goes "Hmmmm." T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: go to hell T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: who u talking to lol T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: Ariau]\ T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: my stalker T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera is having a hate orgasm tnight T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: is be good... gotta find a nice target though T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman peers around himself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I'll find him and destroy his life T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: like he destroyed me T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: bitter sweet hatred T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: we talk real life.. or just venting T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: there was no sweetness at all T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: he tried to drag me into an abyss of pain T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: doesnt sound so bad T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: He's writing poetry? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, nice, garl... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: gotta admit.. that was funny hehe T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I'm suicidal because of his practical jokes T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: how bad could it have been sin? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I had a life once T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i would just return the favour.. with something much worse T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: he didn't want me to have one T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: he wants me to have nothing but pain T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: aah... simple solution... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: have sex with a total stranger! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: and you're doing exactly what he wants you to do right now. Why are you letting someone else be responsible for your happiness? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: then go take a blood test.. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I'll find him and destroy his life T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: while waiting for results u'll realise there's worse shit out there T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: that's what he did to me T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I am celibate T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: by choice? or just not gettin any? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I hatemen T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I will always hate them T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: after this T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman hugs Sinistera. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: fuck off T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman grabs his own throat and squeezes himself to unconsciousness! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: if you are him I hope you die T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I hate you for eternity T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: You had no right to do this T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: me!! :O woah baby... i just be passin thru T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Awwww, I'm sorry you are having a real prob, and I was fucking with you...Soem guy fucked you over? Bang one of his best friends? That'll teach him :p T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: and it wasnt me Garl :x T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I don't bang p[eople T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I thought I love this man T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: and he flayed me like a dad fish' T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: sorry to hear Sin :( T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: he doesn't care what happens to me T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: he hates me T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: but Garl is right.. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Of course I am :p T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I am dying T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: the only good revenge is to fuck him over and show it doesnt bother u... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I will find him T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: eThe best is to make him look stupid in public T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: he has been stalking me for years T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: all I want on earth now id to hurt him back' T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I hate him T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps runs around the room screaming "Why is the world so <-NUTZ->?". T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: I hate all of you T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Been there, the guy stalked me for three years and still threatens to kill me occasionally. Eventually the hate fades... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Now, that's not nice at all:( T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistera: and I want to die T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps: that's today:) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Aard will alwasy wuv you:) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: yeah sin, not all of us are bad.. maybe remps and garl.. but not ALL of us :D T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bright, shiny gold halo appears over Iceman's head. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl looks at Iceman and goes "Heh." T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps: yeah:D T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i'm saving myself for christmas :D T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps: we're the bad guys:P:D T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I'm just me. :) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: remps is flirting with nurses as we speak T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps :P T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps: they kickeed me out today:P T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol shame.. go home and behave! :D T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps beams a smile at Iceman. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: Sinistera's email address is dontstemymoney T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: Sinistera's email address is dontste@lmymoney T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: paranoid? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm not sure what to do T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: The girl across the hallway is screaming 'don't touch me' T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Linoge: dont touch her T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: They fight a lot but damn it sounds like she is getting raped T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: is she screaming 'don't touch me there, daddy?' T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I dunno whether to go over there T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: She is screaming 'don't touch me' but apparently making no effort to leave the room she is in T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But then again that could be cos she is tied down with the door locked T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But if I go over there and they are just having some random lovers tiff then I'm probably not wanted T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Shit.... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I don't even get how this is even my fucking responsibility T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: maybe I should stop trying to do good and just leave people about their business T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: call the police? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: There is security here T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I am in student halls T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So I could just fetch them T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: so why not do it? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But it's not the first time they've been fighting so it could be nothing T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: for that reason T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: then they shouldn't fight loudly like that T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I 100% agree T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: it seriously does sound like she is getting raped T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: but it's happened before, and the next day they will be all like lovey-dovey again T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: so perhaps I should just mind my own business T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: shrugs, their affairs are their problem but because of their big fucking mouth they're inflicting them on everyone around them T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: beyond her safety, they're being disturbing T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Just feel like I should be doing something if she is actually in trouble T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: calling security would at least get them to shut the fuck up next time they fight T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It would actually be the third time security have come over their fighting T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jennyanydots: Call the cops. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: then when they lose campus housing, they'll be quieter :-) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I remember one night the girl was standing in the corridor at 2am trying to sidekick her bf's door down T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So she is not exactly necessarily a sweet and innocent victim T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: oh ffs, call security already and be done with it, you could sit here all night listing the reasons why you should or shouldn't T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: or just call and complain about the noise T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: There is of course the student code of conduct that you don't report people to security unless you are a complete nob T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: yeah I could totally call anonymously T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yep, do it T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: that's negated by the student code of conduct that you shut the fuck up and keep your business to yourself T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: they're ignoring that one, so you get to ignore the other T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I just banged on their door and shouted T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: They ignored me T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But that also means they are probably just arguing T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: So if you are going to ignore everyone's advice and you've already made up your mind what to do, why bother asking? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah, well, I'll just get back to what I was doing. It's not the nicest atmosphere to live in though T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Majic, don't feel your advice was unappreciated even if not immediately acted upon T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I will be calling security if they keep ignoring me and don't stfu in exactly 12 mins T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: rofl, why 12? :P T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ok, she just called him a senseless pig and went back to her room T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: hah T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Which is actually right next door T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: They sometimes argue through the wall T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Luckily not today, because their arguing usually crescendoes while they are competing with a solid wall T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: and 12, for no special reason, apart from I've been back for 8 minutes and they usually argue for around 20 before they stop T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ooop, she came back out of her room to knock on his door and tell him to do the washing up T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Fuck this place, I need to move out T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: This breakfast bowl still has tangerines in it. No head for you! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: poke your head out & ask "if I empty the tangerines, will you give me head?" T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: hahahahahahah T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amigan falls down laughing. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: With her attitude and propensity for hurling verbal abuse I might be better of just eating the tangerines. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: If her mouth is full, she can't talk T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: She can BITE though =/ T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: it's like that video spoof of priceless, where the sister and father offer to blow the guy if he'll just get off the intercom ;-) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: The headless corpse of Povvder lies here. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: fawkkkkkkkkk T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aglian: You gonna use that? *grabs head* T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah, anyone know john williams the guitarist? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Not personally. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Just who he is T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: He's a guitarist. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I had lunch with him this afternoon =D T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: That's not really of any consequence, but it excited me at least T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Just sitting around in a cafe with one of the worlds great guitarists T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: That's very cool. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: He writes a lot of music for movies. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: lol nah.... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: There is John williams the film composer and john williams the classical guitarist T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I once shared a cab with the minister of finance for Turkey. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Both very big names in their field, but the film composer is probably more known among the general populace T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Also very cool..... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: If you like the minister of finance for Turkey T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I mean how the hell does a guy from Wisconsin get into a cab with the Minister of Finance for one of the largest countries in the mid-east. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: or respect that post for some reason T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I was cecil b demil in a previous life T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Anyway, mr williams came into my college to do a class so it wasn't random or anything T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I dunno why I even get excited, I have met many guitarists, but john williams has to be one of my favourites T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Well I don't know a hell of a lot about Turkey or finance, but you gotta be a big dog to run in that croud. It's like the President of the US. Nobody could dislike GWB more than I, but if he invited me to the Whitehouse, I'd go. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: er, crowd. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa notes that GWB is finally gone as President T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: nods, sometimes I find it strange when big people like that turn out to be normal kinda guys T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Of course, it would be just like GWB to invite me to the Whitehouse, and when I showed up, Obama's people would say "Whachu doin' heah? Aint no GWB heah no mo. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Really, I wouldn't put it past him. I really don't trust the guy. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I seen so many conspiracy theories about the towers, war on terror, and the future united america T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: He's prolly sitting at home right now inviting all sorts of unsuspecting people to all sorts of things, knowing full well he'll be herding cattle on his ranch in Texas. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Largely revolving around george bush T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: maybe its the wrong place to list them though T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, yeah, there HAVE been a lot of them... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I bet he just snickers all day long. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Obama wouldn't do that. If he invited you somewhere, he'd do his best to show up, and be there on time even. Even if he missed his cab, which is why I wound up in a taxi with the minister of finance from Turkey. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's not really my issue though, I'm english. Although these conspiracy theories seem more than likely to me, they may have just been persuasive or falsified. So, I can't really every say any of them is true more than I can say that man landed on the moon T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: and my goddamn father wants to move to Texas just so he can be in a state that's "closer to the way God intended society to be" than Wisconsin. :p T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: fuck that shit T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: WTF??? Is your old man crazy?? Wisconsin has beer, lots of microbrewries, the Packers (not the asswipe Dallas Cowboys), Bratwurst, cheese, and beer! The state (as a whole) consumes 40% of all the BRANDY produced in the world!! Tell me God hasn't touched us! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I've suspected for years that he is, but this just confirms it. And where are you in WI? I grew up near Tomah. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Madison. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Frege's in Madison too. She teaches at the UW. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The only thing that Texas has going for it is the fact that they have a better second person plural pronoun than we do. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: evilly enough, my father's nickname since he was little has been Spank. Good to know one that has a good grip on reality after all these years. :) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, I learned to say y'all in Georgia and brought it back with me. ;) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It drives me nuts when I here people speaking Sconnie saying "Yous" for the second person plural pronoun. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Even Sconnies know what y'all means. And yeah, that who "yous guys" thing just sounds stupid... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Texas has the edge on us there. They even outdo "y'all", which IMHO is much more melodious then the malodorous "yous". T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: y'all is not a texas thing, they stole it from the true south, yankee wannabe bastards T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Meh, I lump 'all y'all' in with 'y'all'... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: In Texas there is "you", "y'all", and "all y'all". T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: all y'all is stupid, thats saying all you all T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: who said everyone on this planet was intelligent ? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starbug: the all y'all is the double plural T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: What is the difference between a northern girl and a texas girl? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: geographical location T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: well, we are talking about texas T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: y'all is one person, all y'all is a group of people T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's an emphatic plural. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Well, northern girls say "Yes you can" and Texas girls say "Yes y'all can." T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: see, thats the thing, real southern states know how to use y'all correctly, texans are just retards T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: i dont know anyone in mississippi, alabama, or tennessee that has ever said all y'all T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ok, here we go. In the 1900's, especially in America the second person singular pronoun fell into disuse, that is "THOU" stopped being used, and the second person plural took its place, which left us with "you" for singular and "you" for plural. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I'll take a retard over a hillbilly any day T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: and mexicans sell oranges and blacks are all worthless and uneducated T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: There are enough Sconnies and Minnesotans that are pretty retarded, too. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: lets see, who else can we stereotype T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Canadians. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: German Tanks :) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Save a Rezit is amazed by PaperTiger Panzer's stories about Canada. What a hoser, eh? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus peers around himself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Since that time, people have tried to develop a second person plural pronound such as "yous" "you guys", "yous guys" "y'all" and "all y'all". T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: american generals T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: lol T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So until we formalize a second person plural pronoun, we will have slangy or idiomatic variations of it. "Y'all" is still more melodious than any of the others. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: "peeps" T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell . o O ( Sup peeps ) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: That's about it, Spank. I suspect 'y'all' will win out eventually, but it's going to take another century or so. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: God, did I wax verbose and prolix? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: they just need to recognize y'all as a contraction of the words you all, it should have been done by now, aint got in T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell peers intently at Spank. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Aint got in? When? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Only if you're calling it a verbose now. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: while ago T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Nor and whom are on the way out. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: who says whom anymore? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell raises his hand. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: or is it whom says whom? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa raises her hand. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: whats the correct use of whom? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Who says "whom"? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Whom should I ask? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: I'm not sure. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: Whom is used when the person is the direct object T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's the object form of who. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Of whom do we speak? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: thanks :) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Direct, indirect, and object of a preposition. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: Anything but the subject performing the action, pretty much T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: As in "Spank gave whom a blowjob? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Maybe your name should be Webster T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: Who fucked whom? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Nor will not go away entirely as long as there are computer scientists and mathematicians, luckily. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Spank gave Webster a blow job? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Tru dat, lacrimosa. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Only Spank knows for sure T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: i'm sure they're just itching for some way to kill it off and design a new symbol to take its place and name it after themselves T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Thy, thou, shall, all seem to be disappearing. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: that shalt not happen. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: thy and thou will never go away as long as shakespeare is taught in schools T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: and Who can conjugate lay? I mean when is the last time anyone used the word "lain"? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starbug: yeah, i'd just say layed T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: When they were watching anime, I suspect... ;) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: I have lain a-slumbering many nights, whilst dreams of oft-forgotten languages wafted gently through my mind T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: FELT! I just got an erection reading that! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: planning to join bard, Felt? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: lmao T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I got a headache. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: nah, bard is for wankers T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Ini: You have a headache every night. :( T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: To whom wert thou writing? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus cries on Agent Dashiell's shoulder. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: MMM, real language instead of the brutish-sounding modern "language"... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Unto whom wert thou displaying thy large ... T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: vocabulary? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus slams his head on his desk in frustration. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Well we solved that problem, now, how do we get Lacrimosa's dad's head out of his ass? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: out of his own ass, or Lacrimosa's? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I believe Lacrimosa is a she. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa is female. Obviously, her father's head must be in his own ass. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell . o O ( Technicalities. ) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Never know T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell . o O ( Plastic surgery will take care of that. ) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell . o O ( EVERYONE ON TEH INTERNETS IS SEXLESS ) T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So why is it that many female to male transexuals choose not to have a reconstructed penis? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: It hath no target, merely a symbolic message conceived, spoken, and released, drifting silently through the vast abyss of cyberspace until it happens upon a new abode. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!!11 T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A winner is Felt! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: OH SHIT T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Now that was prolix! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: OH SHI--- T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: 4chan T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: YOU FUCKER!!! YOU JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!!! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I bet you do a real bang up job too T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Of course, that was how Felt was conceived... dividing by zero. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus sarcastically tells Patton, "rah rah fucking rah!" T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ah fellow travelers, I must away, the realms of Morpheus beckon. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: We now return to our regularly scheduled curse channel. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell peers intently at Spank. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: adieu T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: STFU FUCKING N00b T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Sleep well, Spank T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: Spank well, Sleep T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Art thou observing The Matrix again? T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: In modern parlance. Hey you fuckers, I'm gonna go bed. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell nogs at Spank. Freaks! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: in modern parlance...aight, yo, i'be's straight trippin' an' crippin', yo T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: werd. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: WERD 2 UR MOTHER! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Werd unto thine maternal figure. T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt nods at Agent Dashiell and says, "I concur." Why didn't you?! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt called JINX! T1/r4/2009-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus looks at Agent Dashiell and goes "Heh." T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull says "Fuck You." then carries on. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull peers around himself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenai sits down and thinks deeply. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: fuck yes!1 You killed a Triv bonus mob!! Triv point added. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: fucking right! T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogin: fuckin upper planes grrrr T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: dont sac the corpse, i wanna have sex with it T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: What the fuck why is no one talki\ng T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Audio not supported. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: heh T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: cuz everyone muted you, kill yourself T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: DO IT, FAGGOT T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: no personal attacks plz T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Fuck you, Mindslip. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: But not really. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol, u should be a suicide hotline helper xioustic T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan pukes on Hurley. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau prods Starling into action! T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley is filled with holy(?) (Super Secret Dwarf Power)! T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: pew pew T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: That's what he said. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: when was the last time you did a wet fart? T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: no shit talking plz T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Better be quiet then, Ariau. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote nods. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: So Don Are you GaMeRuInErR? T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: better wipe your ass clean T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: no greygoose T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Dang T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: are you GaY? T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: and if so, is it a pain in the ass? T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I have to piss T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: esp when you do a wet fart T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: u'll have to go clean that T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: hmm curse channel's kinda sucky T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: then go ride ur donkey T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: with your fat legs T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: is there a personal attack channel? T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: try tell T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: tells and ftalk T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: hmmm....but i want to attack people publicly T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: you cant T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: no fun laughing at ur own jokes T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: unless it's tom cruise, you can attack that guy all you want T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: i cant, im a scientologist T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: its against our made up religion T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: lol T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Donquixote: that clip is fucking hilarious T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley places the crosshairs right on your forehead. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I'm back T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling implies with her middle finger that she would like A Shot Of GreyGoose to fuck off! T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Star, stay on my johnson. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: So, other than Star trying very poorly to please me, what else is new? T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Holy shit! I just had... oh no wait, I thought I had an orgasm. T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: did u confuse shitting with a dick up ur ass? T1/r4/2009-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: fuck the steelers T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: bastard sodding repop T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull tells you to make like a bitch and get on all fours, and enjoy it. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sowelu: ;) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull sits on his waterbed and pats the spot beside him. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sowelu: lol T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull peers around himself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: im sick and tired of hearing these whining little bitches T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: stop coming into contact with studs T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau spits in utter disgust! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I think those bastards from Threshold are cock-blocking us! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: roleplay-only is for bdsm freaks T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay quivers as Ariau pulls a collar gently around his neck and locks it on securely. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: bitchass didnt go loud T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: man I can hardly wait until level 180, I'm going to celebrate it with death blow T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: I'll probably do a line off my new sword T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Fuck'n-A. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Secretary Timeghost's ping is so big! You wish you could SYN with him and can't help but ACK. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: This fucking singer ought to be shot in the face for such a horrible job singing the national anthem. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just once, I'd like to hear them sing it properly, without excessive embellishment. Fucking assholes. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: patriotism is a bitch.. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So ... what's the definition of a perverted cowboy? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Someone who likes his wife more than his horse T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius says youd better hope your not from AUS as he induceingly excalims *NAAAY T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Ha, looks like Time Warner is having technical difficulties, at least in my area. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: holy fucking shit T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Gritz...not glory holes ;) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sowelu: Shit. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: cheers man T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orrrh.. Swangin has a big smile on his face. How sweet. Hey, what smells like fish? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sweet, now hold onto the lead, you stupid motherfuckers. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau is making her penis disappear with the assistance of her beautiful assistant Crayze. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Intentionally engaging socials with a person who has you on ignore can be seen as harassment, Ariau. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: they cant even see it T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: They can by 'channel -h' T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: point being? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Point being - you could get yourself in trouble for it. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: for talking to somebody who cant even see u? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Actually, keep doing it so you can be reported and nuked. :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If the person feels you are harassing them, yes. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: that makes no sense if they cant even see u lol T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton wishes Alt. Helpa Charneus would get nuked so he could move up on rank 1. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: They can see, Ariau. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: they can see you, you'll show up in -h T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: then maybe they need to delete u fro m0h T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: from -h T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Maybe everyone just needs to delete you, period. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: seems like a prog's problem T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: no, that isn't likely to ever happen T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: it's specifically so that they can see that you're doing things to them T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: ouch T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No, seems like your problem since you want to harass someone who obviously has you on ignore for a reason. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: ariau, what's your problem? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: it was intentionally left that way T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: seriously, why do you want to social someone who's ignoring you? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: i can soc if theyre online T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Only fucking retards and douchebags social people who are ignoring them. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Ariau - and you can get in trouble for it, regardless. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: no personal attacks plz T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: and since you don't seem to be yeast-away, that leaves one option T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If you took offense to it, maybe it's the truth about you. I didn't specifically say your name. :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: that was indirect but still personal attack T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: who was he attacking? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: it's only a personal attack if he directs it at you personally, otherwise it's just a general comment on the curse channel T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hmm, and if they don't have you on ignore, they're fair game, is that right? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pulls out a gun and blows Alt. Helpa Charneus's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: i just think people dont need to declare to the world they've been molested, its quite a personal thing u wanna talk to a shrink about T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: so why does that mean you should harass somebody because you think they shouldn't tell people they've been molested T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling gropes Felt. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: I don't know what the fuck you fuckin people are talking the fuck about, but I sure like saying fuck T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli: well fuck T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: nefucks T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze pukes on Ariau. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: lol T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling screams "FUCKER". T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Starling. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: What the fuck is your problem? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: stop being a prissy little bitch just because I didn't want to be your friend T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers with Crayze about their shared secret. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius is either in love with Agent Dashiell or he just want to fuck him. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Take it to tells. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell roars loudly in Starling's direction. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: I feel liek personal attacks should be allowed on the curse channel T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: who personally attacked anybody? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: Not that I attack people very often... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You are wrong, too, Nefauk. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well, the people who make the rules disagree with you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: I feel like your face should not be allowed on the curse channel. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: yeah well, that's the last I'm saying, but if she continues then I'm going to get an imm to ask her to stop, I just figured I'd be "polite" (as in polite for the curse channel) and warn her first publicly T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: lol, i'm not wrong. it's just an opinion :P i'm not saying it should be my decision T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You're wrong because I say you're wrong! :P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: that cunt doesnt even know what shes talking about T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Racial slurs are not legal. There's one that begins with S that's used to refer to Mexicans. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: curse you! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell points excitedly at Starling! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell runs away in utter terror! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: I personally attack everyone in general!! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling breaks down in tears, crying 'Ban me now, please!' T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell gives Starling a nod, saying, "OK". T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Here's my new personal insult. Dashiell, you're such a fucking Starling. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sowelu falls down laughing. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka enthusiastically high-fives Alt. Helpa Charneus! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: OMG PERSONEL ATAX I AM NOT MEXICAN :(:(:(:( T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: you're a cunt if you have to -h this T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell practices his sitebanning skills on Starling! Who's next? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I think we should honor Starling's request and ban her now. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Charneus and Starling, sitting in a tree-ee, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh baby. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes OMG ACK NO. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: First comes flames, then come notes, then comes... the ORAL SEX! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau pounds on Crayze's head with her fists. That looks painful. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: rofl T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: I can handle them one-handed! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Salty. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: i dont want to know. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: We need mobs that flame people randomly T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: Wouldn't that be fun> T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: There is one in fens! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: We already have a Charneus and a Starling for that. They amuse the rest of us. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus peers at you intently. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus . o O ( fucking retards ) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: The frank bird :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: you can buy your own for some 15 euros T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: your own what? retard? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Mobs that flame people randomly? Don't we have Ariau? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I've got brothers, why would I want ... *srun* T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: fuck you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: not randomly T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Because you need someone who's qualified. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: people who deserve it T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: No, mobs can appear intelligent T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell points excitedly at Iron Duck Chuft's crotch! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Starling just kicked Iron Duck Chuft right in the box! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: That's right Nefauk, Mobs can appear intelligent. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell points excitedly at Starling's crotch! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling gropes herself - YUCK. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until they speak. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell stares at the sky. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell is agreeing with that Dispel Majic person again... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau bites Starling on the neck! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Light travels faster than sound. That's because they cheat and hax0r teh mudz. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell nogs at himself, he must be getting freaky! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling peers around herself intently. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: arrrrrrrgggggg l T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: arg... the irs is no fun T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i spend half my double exp sleeping :\ T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Shit, I've lost the newbie channel T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus comforts Apathy. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Fuck me, you feel that's a loss? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: You should totally recreate dude, you'll get it back! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ok fine. I have GAINED a greater degree of silence. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I could have been in the middle of writing a question when my hours ticked over to 200 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: slow typing is just no excuse T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: If it took 200 hours to pose a question it might be T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: fuck T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I got robbed T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: For being stupid T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: so kill the fucker T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: He's gone, with my money T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: track him down T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Possibly not worth it T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: for 60 quid, or about $100 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash: that's shitty T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: nods, never trust a random drug dealer T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ash laughs out loud. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I was just on my way out too, and now I'm back home because it ruined my evening a bit T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Just about to open a litre of vodka T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: please reassure me that it's not nasty vodka T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Smirnoff T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: noone should stay in with cheap vodka T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: You know what, it actually might be T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I've never fucking heard of this brand T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Granton T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Plus it was cheap T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: omg, pour it down the sink and just go grab your aftershave T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin chuckles politely. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Normally I buy more expensive vodka but I feel guilty about getting robbed and my pockets hurt more now than they did earlier T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: feeling guilty about getting robbed, heh T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: This was mainly an excercise in drowning pain T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I feel guilty because it was my own stupid fault T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: nah, it's always their fault - it's not like you stood there and said 'if you rob me, i'll give you x quid' T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I just feel like I should have seen it coming T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, it's still his choice to rob you even if you do present him the ideal chance T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: He was trying to shove this plastic bag in my pocket, I was like, look mate, I wanna check out this stuff. And he's like NAHH, there's cops everywhere man and I got coke on me too etc etc T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: - so it's his fault T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So, I kinda knew something was up T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So you've got a bag of icing sugar or something? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But after a little ditty in the street I just gave him the money and walked off with this bag (which he refused to let me take out my pocket) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: nah, he's not buying coke T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeah, a plastic bag, with chocolate bar wrappers stuffed inside to add volume T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: rofl T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: He actually showed me a bag of skunk before he went off to 'weigh out' what I asked him for T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So he'd obviously put a measure of planning in the scam if only minimal T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ah well, stupid isn't getting caught out, it's going back to buy off him again T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You'll probably find that's a fairly common practice with street dealing in that area too T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well, thats another reason why it could be considered stupid. I have plenty of contacts in my phone book, but when this guy approached me about half an hour ago, I just HAD to have a nice bag of skunk right there and then T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's actually the second time someone has done this exact thing to me T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: First time was for a much smaller amount and I thought I'd learnt my lesson T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Obviously not T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: where do you live? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: See my sympathy just dropped to zero when you admitted this has been done before T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: quid rings a bell but I can't place it anywhere T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Birmingham, england. First time it happened to me in northampton though T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: quid = UK T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: quid = pounds T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeah,but 2 years ago though hargreaves T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: And first time it was some kid I coulda beat the shit out of T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ah okie, I'll allow you memory failure then :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lechter: It's quasi-slang, like saying "100 bucks" T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: This guy was more gangstery looking T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: oh and you trusted someone on the street that looked like a gangsta rather than using your phonebook? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I have no reason to mistrust someone just because they look like a ganster T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: In fact, I prefer to trust those type of people when dealing with drugs T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, but no reason to trust anyone you don't know when you have contacts T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Like I say, it was purely a time schedule thing T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: yeah, it wasn't reasonable, impulsive... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: yes, impulsive T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But, nads to it, this shit vodka is tasting smoother by the gulp T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It is the almightys way of telling me to not smoke weed maybe =< T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: nah, it's the Almighty's way of telling you not to be such a div T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves smiles happily. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: maybe I'm just being results orientated T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: that bag didn't but COULD HAVE contained some of the nicest shit I'll ever smoke T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It just didn't on that occasion T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yeah the vodka's working, you're starting on philosophy T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm fucking supposed to be out T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: right now, at a bar, listening to live music, talking to girls T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Instead I'm just sitting around whining at home drinking, just because I got scammed T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I could drink this then use the empty bottle to cause some carnage T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah, it feels nice to drink out of a litre bottle T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ok,I'll shut up now and drink T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: it's the curse channel, drunken ramblings are welcome T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Hmmm, I've actually been frozen for ramblings on this channel too T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Besides I'm not even drunk....yet T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Supposedly vodka does not give one hangovers T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Any hot chix on 2day? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Keep drinking, they'll all be hot T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus laughs out loud at Remind Hargreaves. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Hargreaves is talkin smooth..... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy is looking at Remind Hargreaves's feathers lustily. Perhaps you should leave? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well I don't mind, but only if you're after saveloy rather than plaice T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Oooh, I like girls who verily use complicated words T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: okie - saveloy is sausage, plaice is fish ... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: O T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: it's code talk! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: suck my dictionary T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: oooh literary sex T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Oh baby.....your pronouns are huge T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah - give me those metaphors baby T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Is this a good time to mention I'm not a girl? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Oh hargreaves, now, stop playing hard to get T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I can play as hard as you like T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: so punny =) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves falls down laughing. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I need a funnel T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: what kind of beer T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: neat vodka, actually T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: um good luck with that one :P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Judging by the quality of this liqour, luck may actually prove to be a paramount factor. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: If you insist on buying cheap vodka, get a large container and pour the vodka into it then put it into the freezer T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: take the ice out :D T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Basically, if there was a girl here, I'd buy some quality stuff T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But its just me, and I don't give a fuck T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'll just drink anything if I'm in the mood for it T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: a container such as a watermelon T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Surely the idea is - if there's a girl there, you buy some quality and some rubbish - drink the good stuff first, then switch hers to crappy T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: ahah T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Depends on the girl T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: ah to be young again T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Some of them give you points for buying the most colorful drink. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: heh heh T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Anyway, I don't really know many girls that even drink neat vodka T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: if you want the real points - baileys ice cream and vodka jelly :D T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: unless they are trying to show off T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: yum baileys T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: they're bound to love your offer of 'dessert' at your place T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Or tell them about my aard character. That usually gets them dripping T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: What? from the neck? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: from the wrists after their glass cuts the arteries? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Hold still. Hold still. I shall now demonstrate consume technique. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Hmm, I haven't had a girl kill herself over my aard character yet T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: if you ever meet other mudders, discussing how you vorpalled that mob is a sure way to clear the seats near you in bars T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I know 1 guy irl T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: well actually 2 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: I went to a GT in Toronto on another MUD, we all got wasted, I got some girls :P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But the other was years ago when we used to play just to get nochanned from newbie T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know you're not the only Aardwolf person from Northampton T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeah, well, if you know anyone else from northampton area, that probably narrows it down to 1 guy T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: wheres northampton? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and there's bound to be others from Birmingham T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: alabama? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: England, close ish to london T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: oh T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: about 100 miles north T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Curiously, not every place is in the US T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: heh T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: There is hargreaves, I actually spoke to a guy briefly from birmigham. I have since entirely forgotten who it was though T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: what abot wycham market? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: wycham market? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: wtf - think of a real place name T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: ya T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: thats in england! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know someone who was from Brum, but frankly he seemed like a fucking loon T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: south norwood represent y'all T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: That would follow, Hargreaves ^^ T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm living in brum, but I'm not a brummie T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Still over half a bottle to go =/ T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Avenge me, sweet alcohol gods T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Damn, why the fuck am I still home. I shoulda been out =( T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So, do any of you guys think vodka could set on fire if Iwas smoking a cig? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I've always wondered about that T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: When I see people with a spirit and a smoke T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: ...*swig*....*suuuuuuuuuck* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Are you proposing making yourself look like the Pudding at Christmas Dinner? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Oh, bring us some figgy pudding,oh bring us some figgy pudding T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: oh why are we waiting T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: oh wait T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Do you guys have the same xmas carols? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I mean, omg, you must have jingle bells T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Tell me you guys don't know what jingle bells is T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I can't answer that, I'm in the UK ;) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Whereabouts hargreaves? =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Sometimes random things like that suddenly occur to me T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: erm ... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: You do not have to tell me if I scare you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: you don't scare me, I've not seen your photo T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: heh I'll link you if you REALLY want T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Mm, I have a thing for bbq chips + queso dip T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: In the aard archives they still got the old apathy there T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Although I first thought of this name like hmmm....3 or 4 years ago, so the old apathy must be pretty old T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okie - indirect answer, I'm about 40 miles northeast of you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Greenland? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: rof T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah I'm one of Santa's helpers T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I always wondered about people who were scared of telling their hometown =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah it's Peterborough, just everyone usually says - 'Where'? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Makes no sense to me T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah ok, I know peterborough =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: so then I say 'It's near Cambridge' and they say 'Oh yeah' like they even know where Cambridge is T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: That's why you should just give a county =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: isnt that in massachussetts? :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: My home town is wellingborough. I can pretty much guarantee noone on the mud has heard of it ^^ T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I have :D T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot tickles Remind Hargreaves. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amigan: vaguely yes T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Argot, be grateful guns are illegal here T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: kk =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zogbad: as have i T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: We have to HIDE our guns after we shoot people here in the UK. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Trying to remember if I've ever been to Wellingborough T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's a town, in northamptonshire T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know that :P I know the town T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: fair enough, it's just curious that you'd have to remember if you'd ever been =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Supposedly is like the 5th worst town in UK for drugs heh T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: or thereabouts T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: long story on why I have to think if I've been T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: though I think I went to a party when I was like 20 or so with someone from Wellingborough School T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I had a lot of friends called Katie when I was younger :D T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Oh ehhe, thats the posh school T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I helped do some of their musicals for them cos the musicians there sucked, but apart from that they are all posh kids T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yup, haven't you realised those toffs know how to party? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I dunno ya know T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: some of them might do T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: toffs, posh? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: but maybe its cos they got nothing better to do and too much money T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Only trouble was their parents always insist on living in some isolated village so you have to stay overnight T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: damn, isolated places are great for house parties though T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Argot - toff = someone who goes/went to what you'd call a private school - posh = the adjective T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: like this one girl I know lives in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by shitloads of fields T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: she throws the best house parties ever T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: To my shame - and because it got me lots of party invites, I was a member of the Pony Club T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves giggles. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm not sure what the pony club is. I'm a member of the my little pony club however since my ex signed me up as part of her vendetta. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Erm basically it's for those posh girlies that ride ponies at the weekend T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm a pony! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: mememe T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Any way - let's see this scary pic of you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: lol, you really want me to link you? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: you're dressed in it aren't you? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: its to a whole album T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: of course =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well I'll tell you if that's a disappointment later :P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Lol, you shouldn't flirt like a girl if you aren't one =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Have some more vodka, then if I say you're ugly you wont' be as upset T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh I'm flirting like a man - you're the one responding :P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=4486&l=8d5df&id=510573253 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well, thats my album T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: also including pictures of my ex who signed me up to the my lil pony club T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: man, I loved that girl, she cheated on me though =( T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So sign her up for some majorly sick fetish clubs as revenge T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: it's too late now T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well I've seen worse T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm not proud T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: That fucking girl had me whining like a bitch T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I snapped out of it pretty quick T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: May have even slept with them but you know how memory can block out bad experiences? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But she tore me up T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: if memory is synonymous with alcohol, yes T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You're quite cute, but I wouldn't want to worry you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Heh, I'll still happilly accept the compliment T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Its just doesn't mean anything when you are a guy ^^ T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sure it does. It means that you might not be able to get any pussy, but you can probably get dick, if you're willing to settle for that. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: WTF T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hee hee, just saying :P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Fucking cops T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus has a giant smile on his face as he begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi offers Impotent Inicus some really tasty CopPorn. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I fucking hate pigs T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: self righteous bastards T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I love fucking pigs T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: That's illegal in my state. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: OINK T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I SMELL BACON T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Maybe you should stray from making your illegal activities so obvious? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Uh, I mean, nice to see you starling, hows tricks? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It does not matter on a MUD|! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: This place is twisted T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Even santa swears. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Only because you're fucking greedy and kept asking for presents T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Santa wanted me to ask T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: he was enjoying the attention T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling rubs Apathy's belly playfully. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm doing well, thanks. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yeah but you're meant to sit on his knee not shout 'It's my turn to go top' T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: We officially hate each other starling =< T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah, it doesn't matter tho actually T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: This is what I remember about you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: such a bitch T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I kinda like it though T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus sighs. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But I hated it at first T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi attax you furiously. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Guess what I remember about you? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So, you've grown on me starling T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nothing! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: over the course of a few years T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I know you don't T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Because you're not memorable. Ouch, burned. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus laughs out loud at Starling. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: If I deliberately strive to be unmemorable then that is not exactly an insult T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: plus, no personal attax, thx. 1-1 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Anyway I'm gonna go back to hating you for the record T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Fuck off you stupid bitch T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You're not allowed to deliberately strive for anything, given your name. Striving implies active effort implies caring. I sense a contradiction here! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: See above T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi attax you furiously. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling was caught! Run! Channel police monitor Habasi is after you next! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You may wish to review the rules, help policies3 in this case. Thanks, and have a great day :) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Please see 'help Imastupidbitch'. Thank you for playing Aardwolf =) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I bet I can make Apathy jealous T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: hey, who stole my pretitle ?!?!? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling sighs. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: You probably can T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm stroking some pussy here, Apathy T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Why would you want to T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Want to join me? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeah,so waht T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I've got two here T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I've stroked pussy plenty of times it just so happens to have been like.....nearly a year T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Epic fail. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I eat cats. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I eat babies. I prefer them to be pickled. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: stfu starling, bet you've never stroked any pussy T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Argot, you're meant to say 'I eat pussy' then people think you're like a stud T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, nobody else's, anyway. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Not I eat cats and they think you're from the Far East T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Oh, okay. well, I eat pussy too. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: ahahahawhawha T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: you have the same job done as marilyn manson? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: if I have 2 of your ribs removed will you suck my dick ? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: He supposedly had one of his lower ribs taken out so he could bend over far enough to.....you know T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi r wan funny. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: or 2 =P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: pfft, you don't need your ribs removed for that! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Where did you buy a dick from Habasi, I thought you were female? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: argot knows from experience T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: thats what you get for thinking. I'M A NONE! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: nodnod argot, I can just about reach anyway T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: or, well, not anymore :*( T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: HA! I made a sad clown face! beat that fuckers! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I am weazel T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: does anyone remember weazel? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amigan: I r baboon T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: thats not even relevant actually T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I was just cu rious T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: if people remember T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Once again, not memorable. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: starling you don't remember weazel? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Actually, I'll go a step farther and say outright forgettable. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I deliberately tried giving you shit for 2 weeks during december T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: and you don't even remember T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: that hurts T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Like I said, forgettable. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah well. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: some peoples standards you just can't quite live up to T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: On the other hand, that's the kind of thing I'll have forgotten five minutes after it happens T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But I've known you for years......I know who you are T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: but you can't remember one of my three chars T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: that interacted with you at length T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sorry, dude. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: anyway T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: lol, I don't give a fuck T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm just saying T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Typical man, when talking to a woman he has to mention length T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: well, you can call me typical, but maybe I don't mean length T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: what I really mean is....HEATED T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I don't feel particularly heated. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: As in....like, I remember starling going on about how my choice of spouse was appalling and that my taste was so bad T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: And that perhaps I should have picked another spouse etc T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling shrugs helplessly. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: wasn't talking to you anyway starling, k thx T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: fucking whore T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You're so cute when you call me names. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi wishes you would just fuck off and die. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well, whatever T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: jes randomly chatting T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: No, not whatever. Just do it. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: What do YOU want, mr sniggers? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He wants to snigger at your niggling. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Get the fuck off my channel T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell sniggers at Starling's actions. Maybe you should REPORT the idjit. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Your channel? I beg to differ. It was my channel before you were even a sperm cell in your daddy's eye. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I've got a niggling for you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" herself... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ok then. Get the fuck off your channel. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: How did his daddy get a sperm cell in his eye, did he get gay bukkake? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell is agreeing with that Remind Hargreaves person again... T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He must have. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S ASS! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Correction, he was born in his mother's cloaca. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: habasi knows how to cuss =/ T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: fuck you, I said what I mean T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: t! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Habasi, wanna get married? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: yes please, so llong as you're catching T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Woa, what a cool girl T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy licks Habasi. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I've got a giant blue double dil with your name all over it T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell peers intently at Habasi. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell doesn't care. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: about your fucking problem. get it right dash T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Too late dashiell, I already got the hottest chick in da mud T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I heard Apathy has one of those, he calls it 'chuckle brothers' because when he's using it he shouts 'To me, to you' T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell peers intently at Yo Mama. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: me and habasi are together now T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell called JINX before Starling. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no personal attax please. if you like I can teach you about the rules T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: attax ... german CS team T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot jumps off a bridge. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on Apathy, and pushes him off the mud. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: zomg T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm so glad I don't have gclan T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: so am I T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I can be a prick without people being a prick back =) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hate to break it to you, but your efforts are rather lackluster and unimpressive, not unlike your performance with women. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: thats not what you said last night T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I was probably on drugs. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: ahahahahahahahahah T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh yes, and did I mention T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Starling, do you enjoy being cruel to people? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yep. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Do you get some kick out of it? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yep. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well, you are different T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'll say that much T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling agrees! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But then. compare the population of Aard to that of the world. Pretty much everyone here is 'different'. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: starling's harmless, really T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm still working her out T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: She has me amused T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: I'd imagine that's quite easy T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But I'll admit, I hated her, when I first ran into her. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Such a bitch. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: So, what changed your mind? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: all the cyber T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling nods at Iron Duck Chuft. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: My mind hasn't changed, it's opened. You amuse me. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Chuft, you've been getting cyber from this wench? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I've just realised T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Chuft, you are a MUD legend T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: up there with Bremen and Ivar T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi swishes her pink tail, wiggles her bottom and declares herself a Prettier Pink Pony than Apathy! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Congratulations T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft smirks. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot sticks a pole up his butt and prances around, like a Pink Pony! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Seriously T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: srsly ?! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: srlsly 1337 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: man T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yawn, boring. Going back to levelling before I fall asleep. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: fo'rills ?! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: stfu starling T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: is what I think everytime I see you speak T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: noone cares T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: that too T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy massages Habasi's shoulders. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy prods Starling into action! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: awwww T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Hahahaha, I can quest when this drunk T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: give me hard quest mofo T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: starling has something hard for you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: but T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I want you habasi T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: and thats where he wants to put it T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling is greasing her baton. She's going to drop a quarter and tell Apathy to bend over and pick it up. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: trust me, you don't T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: why? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: if I have anything, its my word, just take it T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Can I find out that? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: and then divorce yo ass? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It'll be fun T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: omg blanked T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: shit, I swear I didn't USED to be able to finish a litre of vodka T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: maybe it'll catch up T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: ew.. that is a lot T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: but I wan drink more T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: what a fucking shit day T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: better try some juice or water T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If you kill your remaining brain cells, will you finally shut up? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: start rehydrating now T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: ok, fuck off starling T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi forces a gag into Starling's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: love you though T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points at her crotch, obviously very confused. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling giggles. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling asks Apathy "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?" T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: He hath removed his shoe, it is a SIGN!!!!1 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi has sent you on a quest to search for, a A BOTTLE OF SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE ALREADY! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) What a loser. Habasi has the dumb and a new EPIC FAIL record! T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: harsh habasie T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight smacks Habasi out of her boots with a sign reading "o-} ARRR !! {-o" T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi smacks Blacklight out of his boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!" T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy sniffs sadly. T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight smacks Habasi out of her boots with a sign reading "MAFIA !!" T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: cmon habasi, I'll level T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: whatever you say; T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'll pass you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: if thats what it takes T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: wow, at my beckon call without even trying. I'm good at this T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: yeah, cos you hot T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: bitches love me T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: its not a skill T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: you lucky T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I want you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ok, just kidding then T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: going to masturbate. back in 30 seconds T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: w/e T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You undress to masturbate? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: harsh T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps: does it matter actually?:p T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: yes it fucking does T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: want to know why? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps: ? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: fuck ? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: speak in english T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: not puctuation T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) u watch az dat k3\/\/1d00d Impotent Inicus krushez Apathy uI\Nda h!z b00+z yeh!!!!!!!!11111 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: ah inicus T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thi Pivll Remps: hehe:D T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: oh gohd; T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: nearoing completiong T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: of bottl 1 T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: and all that I have established is that I KINDA like starling and love habasi T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: well laterthen T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: And you're just not drunk enough to love me :P T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: oh no habasi T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: you wrong me T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I love you T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: don't you ever forget it ok? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: shit; T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: where is T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: god this sux T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I r die now T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: k thx T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: w/e T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: god T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I feel shit T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I don't care T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: i Should be out wit hchix youknow? T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: cmond T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm abvout to b take awayw gye security T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: any you guys have no last word T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strago: remove T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: strago, it's 'heal uncurse' ;) T1/r4/2009-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and do it at a healer T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Put on your wife beaters and give DiscWorld a smack down ;) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: LMAO T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I agree. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: THIS MOB IS CALLED THIS T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: this monster is a revolting combination of human and cock T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: What have you got against man/poultry love? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: Love between a man and his farm animals is a beautiful thing. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titanguard: lmao T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: anybody remember the name of the guy who was trying to get Ariau to shut up the other day, when Ariau was cursing me out and using erotic socials on me on here? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: guy/girl... it was an advisor.. I think somebody in Daoine? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: er I think he/she was an advisor =p T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: In daoine? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: someone in daoine didn't something that didn't involve lazy smoking of herbs and peeing in the pool? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: maybe, lol...... the name had multiple vowels in a row, as well T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I know, I'm amazed T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariau: i was not cursing directly at her T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Was it Joelz? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crayze: nope, I figured out who it is, it wasn't an advisor or somebody in Daoine *doh* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: wuts that saying?, steers and queers and ur moms doin em both? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: dont mess with texas, its not nice to pick on retards T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: fuckfuckfuckityshitasscuntwhore T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: i <3 this channel T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: tell me how u really feel T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: ( o Y o ) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Don't mess with Americans, because it's not really nice to pick on retards...I wouldn't limit them to just texas. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: thats how i really feel T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: oooo nazi T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Nazi? Nah, that's Utah. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Americans are decent people in my books, and I'm a Canadian T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: wrong channel lmao T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: coming from a canadian doesnt realy mean much tho, yall are impartial to like everyone T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: yeah eh T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Mindslip: Canadians are very much definined as being "not America" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: canada is like sweden, except u leech off of us T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: you could be from france and just let everyone push you around and take all your shit T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Leech off you how? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol was a joke T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: canada likes it on top T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Oh, I get it... you're a kid :p T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Because America is too lazy to do anything? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I like canadians. cool people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: actually im not.... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: America lazy? Naw, we work hard to fuck it up. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I work 3 jobs and raise two kids by myself. dont call me lazy T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: and u collect wellfare? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: thats amazing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: newp T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn beams a smile at Sage-like Doja. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I leave that to the out of work divers T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: ha eat me T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip rubs his sore A*S, because Sage-like Doja just kicked it! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: i want socialized health care :( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: then mebe i can afford to get rid of this ghonorea T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: move to france. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: france has it? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: eah T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: yeah& T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: I wouldn't have told you to move there otherwise. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: and australia, and canada T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: does everyone have it except america? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Mindslip, the usa is pretty much the only westernized country without it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: jesus this place sucks T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: I had a feeling neither the Canadians or the Australians would take you :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I just dont want the same people who run our dmv to run our healthcare...clusterfuck city T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: mindslip stores a tonic in his bleed vagina T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: I suppose vagina is a swear word too lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Doja stores a bleeding vagina in mindslip's pants T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: and breast! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: ( o Y o ) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Vulgar language changes with the eras. The reason we have the terms 'Dark Meat' and 'Light Meat' was because in the last few centuries it was considered vulgar to say 'Breast' and 'Thigh' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: even though your talking about a damn piece of chicken. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: you should have cursed more...it should be a rule on curse channel all sentences have a fucking curse word T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: fuckin lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: fucking right T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Smegma lol! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: who hasnt seen 2 girls 1 cup yet? just showed it to my grandpa tonight and he now thinks I am satan spawn lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: anus! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: ummmm effluvium T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: I've seen worse. The other night I was watching some little asian girl shove live eels up her ass, shitting them out, and then another girl eating them. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: sounds hawt T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: sorry sounds FUCKING HAWT T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: google awwww yeah T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Creedos: everyone has to watch it once it's like mandatory if yer on the net just google "2 girls 1 cup" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Mindslip, tell em about that slut you dated that did freaky shit with crawfish...you date some weird bitches T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: ur ex wife? im still datin her T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: blasts! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Mindslip's decapitation does UNBELIEVABLE things to a Child! [3455] T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: thats sick T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: then i fucked the hole where his head was T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: well that makes it all better T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: someone auction a fucking dissolve potion for Zartog T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol i took care of it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: wonder if i can donate organs for double xp T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: only need 1 kidney T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I hear lungs are easy to do without these days T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dmg: at a time :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: sorry fuck T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: why would you fuck up a good thing like a all 600 stat enchanter build? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Damnit, damnit, son of a bitch. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well that's a clever new trick for the kitten - sit under my chair with the tail next to a wheel and miaow loudly T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: followed by fucking loud scream as I push back to see where she is T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao.... isn't that how you're SUPPOSED to find a cat? i hear vaccums work best :D T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I usually find opening the cupboard where their food is works best T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: little fuckers come running, no need to find them T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you could just cut thier legs off and tie the stumps to the couch leg T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah that would work - and I guess nailing their head to the floor would keep them in one place too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahahah i didn't thikn of that one T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: that would be awsome... take a pic when ya do it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Good grief, there are some things that really are best kept to the imagination T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: like dating your mother for example - T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: actually that's not even good in the imagination T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: arrrrggghhh T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i think imagining a 90yr old woman have sex with a 18yr old.... thats something you don't want to imagine :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: unless your mum's name is Upforit T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: wouldn't it be the other way around? I doubt the 90 year will be doing much T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Can you imagine the 18 year old complaining that she doesn't put enough passion in and wishing she'd move about a bit? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol sorry was yelling at a student T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: just imagine how salty grandma would taste, and its thinking about a big hairy grey/white batch of alfalafa T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: mmMMMMM finger licking good T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's nasty purely because it's obvious you speak from experience T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: maybe it would be like a moldy week old peach T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: perhaps... but a gentleman never kisses and tells :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: especially not there T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: you guys are getting me excited, stop it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: wasn't that the whole point? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: they should have a cat kicking competition on here T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: like a carnival game or something T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: "Punt The Cat, with a Trivia point. Person to kick the cat furthest wins!" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: err *win T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: hmmmmm T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: spongebob T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: bitches want me T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: Duke is getting shit on T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: wow...... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: i'm happy :) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Great. You just fucked up my mood. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: .:( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: me being happy? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: ok i am pissed then T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yes. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne sends Alt. Helpa Charneus across the dance floor. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rampagne: sorry, Duke is a basketball team T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh what a lesbian moment, one of my kittens just wrapped her legs round the other's head T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: hey, better than a straight moment. ;) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well I can't say it's turning me on - but I don't do lesbian or bestial T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: <3 beastial T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But I'm sure there's a few guys who'll get all excited if I mention pussy action T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: There used to be a dominatrix bar by my college... /sigh T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, I do lesbian, but I'm not into gay, so I think we're even.. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: where! where!?! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Kirua wants to know where that bar is T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: prolly in a different country anyways T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: there are a couple of places in Mpls that are into the leather scene..almost any larger city'll have one T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Mpls? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Minneapolis. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I'm into the leather scene. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Minnesota, for those who are geographically inclined. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA--the frozen north. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: im into the naked woman scene T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I'm into your naked mom, constantly, night by night. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Im balls deep in the naked female scene T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol char T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Mindslip's mom is old... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, me too, Mindslip... but I like guys too. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Lacrimosa, I'm sorry, but you just turned me on. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, I get that occasionally. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: my pot rox your pot T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: rich people piss me off. fuck em T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Lol why so. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: its the poor ppl that make rich ppl richer... fuck em all T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Sure. That's how they got rich in the first place. They fucked someone else who was rich. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Just the snobbish ones right? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: the only thing worse than rich people is fat rich people who try to tell me what I need to do. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: if u dont agree, u must be rich! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu gets a blank look on his face. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: i love fat people that tell u something is bad for u T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Mindslip is a rich womanizing playboy...mob him T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: honestly...I just felt like using the curse channel T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja shrugs helplessly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fuck yea T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well they'll know if the advice was something like 'don't eat lard, it makes you gain weight' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Use it less often! :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: but what if one wants to gain weight T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: fat people are probably the experts on bad diets T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: so are skinny people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Not all fat people are victims of overeating. Some have a medical problem. :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: im on a diet, was making a sandwich, and my 300lb stepdad told me the 2 slices of bread was bad for me T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: The other day these fat people called my bartender friend at work a fat bitch and treated her like shit...so fucking class though(probably best moment in my life) we closed and were leaving and their car was towed I was like "karma is a bitch huh you assholes?" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: told him i thought fat people were supposed to be jolly T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: True Charneus, though once, I went to the cinema and saw too rather huge girls and thought sympathetically it might be a medical thing until they went to the counter and brought the largest buckets of coke and popcorn T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: im on a diet .. .just ate 2k plus calories for dinner T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I totally berated a fat girl working at smoothie king the other day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: was like 'isnt this supposed to be a health store' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I swear she cried when I walked out T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: haha T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: We have a girl who's shaped like a ball that works on the ice cream counter in one of the local malls here T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: damn insensitive bastard T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I wonder if she's tried those flavours T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: push her down, see if she rolls T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: fat girls need loving too...they just have to pay T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So long as she rolls away T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yay it's snowing again, trapped in the house for another fucking day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: not snowing, for once.. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I havent seen snow in a few years now...miss it actually T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I wouldn't really care but I need things :( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: i miss snow like i miss herpes infested strippers that constantly scratch themselves on stage T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: understood--I need to go shopping soon T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: those are the ones I tip the most.. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: for crab shampoo? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja boggles at the concept. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: So, who can tell me why God created yeast infection? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I don't buy crab shampoo, I like to share T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Hmm, Yeah, I don't miss snow either. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: so I could make up fun nicknames for my wife like 'vagina bread' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: to make vagina sandwiches T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Nah. It's so that women can get a taste of what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: nice T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja agrees! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus starts slamming his head into a drum repeatedly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Advice for women with such infections - flavoured yoghurts don't work T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yeah, but it makes going down on them so much tastier. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja sits down and thinks deeply. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i remember walking into a party and telling my friend is smells like yeast/beer and he was like umm i think its that girl behind the bar T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I want to be retarded so I can do ANYTHING T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: What's with the word 'want' in that sentence? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Doja: If you become retard, I can finally go around saying "I'm fucking retarded!" and actually have proof when I fuck you in the ass! *inno* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: ummm.... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I dont know how to respond to that... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: i R rEtArDeD! pLeAsE sHoOt Me NoW! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: thanks? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You're welcome! :D T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's sometimes fun playing with people's attitudes toward disability - I get pushed around in a wheelchair because I can only walk short distances when shopping, but it's fun to do things like get out the colouring books in coffee shops T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: yoo er meye noo bft fwend! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan pumps a round into his shotgun and looks at Alt. Helpa Charneus. "Yes?" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: dotha, i wuvv yoo! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh fab, retard pr0n on the curse channel T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: you are not a delicate snowflake T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: ....wut u gonna to to that young farm girl..... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I was thinking a little necrophilia... ;) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: nice T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: know where to find her so I can kill her for my cp? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: no idea lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I say fuck lame questions! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lmfao T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: doja's wedding song is on the radio T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: FAT BOTTOM GIRLS! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja dances a stumbling, drunken jig to some unheard tune..step away from the drunkard... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Is it that one about liking big butts? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: big bottom girls make the rocking world go round T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: dude he actually walked his wife down the isle to this, i was there T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: any hot fat bottom girls on this mud? I need an internet girl T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: fuckin hic T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: up?" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: no, Fat Bottom Girls is classic Queen...not rap. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: But Sir Mix-a-lot and Freddy Mercury had the same message... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: yeah the old wifey loved it...thought it was hilarious. too bad she's a slut... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: only Freddy was gay...not sure Mix-A-Lot was. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: yes, they did... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: he was fat, black, and wore gold...I hate him T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: black has nothing to do with the hate thing... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: uh huh. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: just rich and fat T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Never knew KKK members knew what computers were, much less muds. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Heh. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: you dont even know how to spell kkk T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: had a friend say he wasnt a kkk member, he was a nationalist, diff is nationalists can read T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Haha, Mind. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: I hate hate, and I'm intolerance of intolerance. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: intolerant of intolerance? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: yeah, that... so am I. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: two things I hate... people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the dutch T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud slaps Sage-like Doja. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: you <3 me Broud T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I hate xenophobia and the French T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: ohhhhhhhhhhhh Mind is French! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: how does it feel to be hated? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: <3 to hate T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: All my life thanks - Jewish fag - way to go :D T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: im sorry Hargreaves...I can teach you how to tie a noose if you'd like? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Meh, no body you could possibly hate is worth the effort hate takes. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's okay, we have glassware and meds in the house T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: meds is the way id go personally... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: come down to new orleans, its easy to hate T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's a debate between the cat's flea powder and a headache pill though T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: ewew flee powder all the way T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: maybe you wont lose exp when you flee...think positive T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: go with the headache pill... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But I'd hate to think of my cats with fleas when I'm gone T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm so considerate :D T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: that would suck... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I wish I was a tramp, then it wouldn't be so annoying not having the energy to get up and go pee T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Haikus are fun T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: but sometimes they dont make sense T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: refrigerator T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: sometimes, Hargreaves.. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: they're not meant to make sense, just to evoke emotion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: well Im an Evoker...so I am evoking emotions for you T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yeah you're making me quite moist - is that excitement or .... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: cp check T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: oops T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: there once was an evoker from nantucket T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: he was gonna lvl, but decided fuck it? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Booo. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: heh T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: Heh. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: who decided to help mindslip kick the bucket T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: he said with a grin as he kicked with his shins if I had a drink I would have said fuck it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: emotions? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: damn I suck at life T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: There is no blowjob social. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip falls prey to BATMAN! Well, just to Sage-like Doja with a net. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: did you mean to give or receive a blowjob from someone with this social..? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: either or T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: at least you're not picky T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: put in a suggestion note T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: or spend some tp T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: my toilet paper is very dear to me thank you T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Dear Admin, we are a married couple and can't give each other head, please supply relevant curse-only social T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: saweeeeet T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: you should put it in. your so well spoken T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Mindslip: Type 'curse *hillbilly charneus' :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oooh no, I found that one ... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: they would never give a social of such power to the likes of us T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: 69 doja T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip is on his knees giving Alt. Helpa Charneus a hillybilly breathalyzer! Alt. Helpa Charneus really seems to be enjoying this! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves and Sage-like Doja are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: lmao T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lmao T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Thank ya kindly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I like the look of this one ... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves is daydreaming about hot dual oral action...What, again?!?! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: lol which is that? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: 69 as well T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Oo... Mindslip: Type 'curse *tt charneus' now. ;) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves tries to be a folding chair, wait did he just remove a rib?!?! Freaking sick! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Mindslip is on his knees and Alt. Helpa Charneus is busy moaning. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: jesus T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: is there a list of these? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Of course, you can do curse *tosss charneus T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: wuts the hotdog one? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja looks around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja is on his knees giving Mindslip a hillybilly breathalyzer! Mindslip really seems to be enjoying this! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH YOURSELF! Sage-like Doja begins trembling and tittering uncontrollably! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja says, 'COCKFAG.' You start giggling uncontrollably. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja smacks Alt. Helpa Charneus out of his boots with a sign reading "WANG ?!" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip is searching to test his new tongue techniques on someone. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja is on his knees giving Mindslip a hillybilly breathalyzer! Mindslip really seems to be enjoying this! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: Fuck off Mindslip T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zartog: is it wrong that I hurry sex with my wife just so I can make my next quest? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: dedication T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: besides ive had ur wife, ur not missin much T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zartog: and still 2 min too spare T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: fuckshitcockwhoretittycuntslutbag T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BloodyThorn: pretty sure that sucked rotting donkey balls. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So you been out playing snowballs today Apathy? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: MmMmMm yellow snow.... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Nah, too cold for my liking =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well I agree with you, but you're only a youngster T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I got the day off lectures though, since teachers are supposedly 'snowed in' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: They are probably the ones out snowfighting T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: They probably are, the roads are nasty and I'm in a city T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You'll probably get tomorrow off too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeh, the city centre here is just slush T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Actually all unis in birmingham appear to be closing for the weekend due to snow T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: They are all connected apparently for that decision T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yeah so they don't embarass each other T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I bet my old school stayed open, they'd open if it was 6 foot snow T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I just think snow is rarely a legitmate excuse for missing something if you really wanted to go T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: awwww hargreaves, poor little snookums!!!!!!! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's only a few inches but people still claim to get 'snowed in' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: u must not have ever tried to go from reno to sacramento T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well it kinda depends on your circumstances - I'm snowed in T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But I can barely walk on normal paths T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: but if you wanted to go somewhere you could walk..... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: this time of year snow is 12-15 feet high T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: ouch that level of snow T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: yep T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: ever hear abt. the donner party T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: but you've probably got those chains around your car tyres, proper anti-freeze etc T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: We get hit because we never expect snow T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: they tried to go over that pass in october got stuck for the winter T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: and later swore they didnt eat any relatives T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Was that their family name and just an unfortunate coincidence they have the same name as a kebab? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ooh we're starving, ... now what does your name remind me of? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: the family name and head of the wagon train T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh no, we'll be okay, we don't have pitta breads, they won't eat us T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: What sucks the most today - I really fancy a pizza T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: curses and double curses T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: Yogo Junzo's decapitation does UNBELIEVABLE things to you! [2490] ---fawwwk--- T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Owned. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: pwnt T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: bet you wished had that no vorpal wish. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I wish I had mob connections. I'd pay to have my boss shot. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: Why don't you just shoot him your self and avoid the whole mandatory "favor" thing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: auto accidents happen all the time. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Megashit T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: To Females: Mild curiosity makes me wonder if something's magically changed over the last few weeks. If you're in bed, next to a guy, and he starts picking on you playfully, you try to get him to want to have sex with you, and he gets interested, is it now customary to be offended when he tries? Last I checked that wasn't something to get offended by. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I suppose that could go to gay guys too... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Fuck no...if you've been trying to get him interested in sex, you shouldn't be surprised when he does show interest. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Fuckin bullshit. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I agree. Sometimes I really hate women who buy into that whole virgin whore stereotype... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius nods at Lacrimosa. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Even though I'm a bi woman...most women are wayyy too much drama. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: The part that has me pissed off is that we've been having sex for the last year and a half. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Now all of a sudden, she gets offended if I try to have sex with her. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: doesn't mean much to that type...every time is individual and they have to have the power... :p Most of that is an excuse to create drama if things are too quiet... Fuck that bullshit. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: My ex gets off work in 3 hours... *blink* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: Ex? Same one we were just talking about? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Fuck, it's tomorrow already. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: This is nonsense. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: I demand a refund. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhenders: somewhere it's still yesterday T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: this is madness! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhenders: just go there T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: That settles it. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: TO THE PAST! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: None of you fuckers have put me on your ignore list, recently? What's the matter? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Purrrrific Growltiger: Must be losing your touch. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi is slapping WeaponGuy with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: or we have gotten used to u T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Must be... Used to be, people I'd never even talked to had me on their ignore list. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nerial: do you need attention weaponguy? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: ; puts weaponguy on her bug the male list T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Type who ignore and see if anyone's ignored you that you don't even know. Am I the only one this happens to? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Er... who ignored T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: damn everyone likes me T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I hate the New Deal. Does that count? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Fucking socialism. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: i have an immortal who i am on his chit mlist T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: if he throws me off the mud it wont be my 1st time thrown off any mud T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on Newdealgirl, and pushes her off the mud. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: an d if my memory serves me right he banned me 7 yrs or so from this one T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: and what good is it doing you to remind us, unless you wanan get banned again? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Don't feel bad... Claire used to give me no end of shit. I'm glad she's gone. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: hey am like a wart i tend to grow on people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: i would wager it was deserved T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: welllll T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Most suckups think that way. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl takes the 5th amendment T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Like the people who belive if you're accused of something, you MUST be guilty. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy swears as he discovers a page missing between the fourth and sixth ammendments T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: that may be true but I don't see someone with a vendetta against a specific player(s) staying an imm for long T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: i did something really really bad T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: if you're not guilty then you can prove it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: until then you're guilty T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus peers around himself intently. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: too bad the judicial doesn't work that way T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: [system] T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Man, putting on a watchband with thos little fuckign pins is a pain in my cock:( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: i killed my hubby in a war T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Guilty until proven innocent. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely to WeaponGuy. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: it goes on your wrist, not your cock Garl T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Same size...err hmmm..sorry T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Anyone who believes otherwise has bought into the propaganda. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: jsut testing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: anyway, I hate you all just because so shut the fuck up T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi sings Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: kiss my butt T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Habasi *lix* Newdealgirl! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl: u have 20 mins to stop that T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: it takes you that long to finish ? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newdealgirl giggles. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Blacklight *lix* Newdealgirl! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points at her crotch, obviously very confused. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi winks at Blacklight. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight pounces on Habasi, pinning her to the ground. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight *lix* you and then moves on to the rest of the room. Teehee! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kiba: ok T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: Awookit! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: the beard being my pubes T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You told me you shaved T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh fucking whoop, a vorpal when the mob's health is 'at death's door' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: When is valentines day? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: One week from Saturday I think. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Cool, I only just remembered T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua sees how valentines day can be so offense to us nerds that it has to be on curse... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeah, I was just thinking, it's not like I'm gonna be doin anything on valentines day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well, maybe go to the pub T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: get good and sloshed then think about just how lonely life is, and consider suicide all night :p T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: just like last year T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: man, valentines day can get depressing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: and the year before.... and the year after.... and after... and .... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: No, it's a fake holiday spun around a sexist male figure from the Catholic church who somehow managed to claim his right to Sainthood after being a male chauvinistic pig who womanized regularly. Why would it be suitable for children? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Valentine's Day is the most acursed, vile holiday in existence >( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i never made a big deal out of it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: who needs valentines day when we have mud. Eh?! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: maybe ivar will lend me a hawt chix0r T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: In fact yes, this will be the third year of drinking in a pub on valentines day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: although, two years ago I had a gf T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: and the year before that I met said gf on valentines day smoking weed in my car =) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So i guess its not all bad T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: This year it'll suck tho T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: This will be the next in many February 14ths where I didn't recognize it as anything other than the Ides of February... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: hey, maybe you'll find your new one drinking next to ya T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: lol maybe, I'm just am so negative on valentines day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: its like xmas T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: makes my blood boil seeing people remotely happy =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy mumbles something about how the proletariat has destroyed Christmas. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: It's not other people happy that annoys me, it's people rubbing it in that they have something I don't T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: weird people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Valentines day is probably just one of those marketing gimmicks anyway T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Supposed to be about love, but really just about a consumer spending half their wages on flowers and chocolate T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius peers around himself intently. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I just explained what it was about. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Read. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: You said it was the Ides of February? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius shakes his head. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I don't know what that means..... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: No, it's a fake holiday spun around a sexist male figure from the Catholic church who somehow managed to claim his right to Sainthood after being a male chauvinistic pig who womanized regularly. Why would it be suitable for children? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ah yes, that is in fact what it is, literally T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius nods. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But there also must be a reason why its still around T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: nothing to do with saints T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: There is. It's stolen from pagans. Just like every other christian holiday. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: same reason christmas is still ehre T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: revenge from the women? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeah, but noone really believes any religious connotations associated with these pagan holidays. They are merely and excercise in hedonism. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: an* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I dedicate this day Feb 7th to myself as a public holiday T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Actually, the Christian church of olde would go so far as to destroy pagan temples, then build a house of worship on the site so that pagans would still go there out of familiarity. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: The day of apathy T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: And general whining about valentines day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: You mean the "Catholic" church, not the "Christian" church. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Its all sorta irrelevant T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: without the special days there'd be nothing to give people a sense of normal happenings year to year, need landmarks in time to profit from them T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: And double xp is not enough for you? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy goes 'pfft' at Kheftiu and covers him with globs of spittle! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: possibly true though T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: No. Any church that is dedicated to the Christ Child, the child of God, and savior of the human race, was spawned from what is today called the Catholic church. Just because "Catholic" is it's own denomination now, doesn't mean that it isn't the same thing. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: perhaps people would go insane with their overpriced valentines gift to look forward to T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: this day only, our roses are 2x the price cause you didn't buy them yesterday T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Damn, guess I'll just take a stem =( T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: That's what Satan wants you to believe. The churches are false friends of Jesus, to muddy the waters and make people hate the Bible. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: lol, has more sentimental value than a whole boquet T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: yeah, this one marries homosexuals, raising their christian population by the population of your loco homo's T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: There are very very few religions throughout history that believe in the idea of an "all good" god, or an "all evil" adversary. Why? It doesn't work. You can't shine a light without shadows being cast. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: they don't even follow the ways of life taught in the gospel, just try to extrapolate their own divine calling and preach it to ignorant people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Abend is nigh T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Religion is all about social control, you control what people believe, you can keep them poor, and enforce ridiculous laws T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: contrary to popular belief, a small following of people is more in accordance with the truth than decorating a false religion to attract many followers T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If that's what a religion is doing, then it's false religion. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: that's how money and what people do for money fits into it, it suits anybody, want something pretty you buy it, if you pick it, it's against state regulations T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: That's bastardous as well. Religion is a form of crutch. People need a crutch to lean on, something to give them hope, if nothing else. You can't believe that everyone who's "inside" a religion (priests and the like) are there for purely good reasons, but you can't assume that all religions are meant to keep control. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: The question is really, what IS truth? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: In case any of you are wondering, I'm a theologist... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Not sure anyone knows T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I'm a sociologist T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Truth is what it is. You can have your opinions, and while they may be right, the truth really doesn't care. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm a MUD addict without a valentine ^^ T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Truth is ambiguous, and most likely does not exist, the truth is what you create and make others believe T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Noone has truth on the subject of religion then, only opinions T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I'm a nerd disguised as a factory worker from the south with two valentines and not nearly enough money to take care of both of 'em. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: And if someone DID have truth, they wouldn't be able to prove it or ever know it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Exactly T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Such a headfuck though.... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: And yeah, people say that religion is a means of control. But perhaps its just atheists that say that? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ah 'potted' philosophy :) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Communism was the atheist version ... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: it is a means of control T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Oh, and to whomever it was that said they didn't know what the "Ides of February" means, it means the middle of february. "Ides" simply means "The Middle". T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: No, religion has extensive control over laws, behavior, ect.. the majority of laws in the U.S. are "blue laws". Laws based on religious morality T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: hitler used christianity as his stepping stone to base his teachings to germany in the war T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Has anyone seen Totally Baked? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: well it IS a mean of control, there is no doubt. But if god exists it is both T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: atilla the hun was called by the lord to kill people, so he taught this to who he knows who taught it to who they know, then they have a leader T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius nods at Kheftiu. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: being against somebody elses religion is like a religion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: since you're contradicting a certain teaching T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well being an atheist is a religion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: since noone can prove atheism over God and vice versa T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Everything is a religion when there is no absolute T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Or at list, not an absolute we can perceive as reality T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: least* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: With our limited senses T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Anyone remember in Totally Baked, the guy who pretended to be a hippy to make the pro-marijuana lobby look stupid? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Does atheism posit the existence of God because in order to deny something, it must exist? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Oh don't get me wrong, I think all religions have an element of truth, or at least good intent. I also firmly believe in the fundamental concept of physics, "Anything is possible, just not probable." T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: In some ways it seems to me existence of a creator might be more probable than any singularity/big bang theory T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i don't believe they all got good intentions, alot of todays metaphysical structures seem to be based on falsely preaching a religion to gain power T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: then brainwashing countless people's lives into supporting these structures T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Can't see why you can't have both there Apathy T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: the big lightswitch theory T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Atheism is quite literally not a religion. It mean A (not) Theo (Religion) ism (being/of/ect) Not being a religion. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Oh you can hargreaves, just tag on, 'without the existence of a creator' at the end of that sentence T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: You can have both, I believe a higher being put everything into motion, and then that's it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: by reducing the number of casualties, our next coating of black on planet earth is subtly covered by compassion for the enslavement of people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: yet we can't take out some savage pirates over in starving country x T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: And then it seems simple to me. To believe in God because it seems the most logical even though there is no proof. And then I think about human nature, and how many humans would be pathetic enough to invent this idea of a creator just to assuave their own feelings of hopelessness and despair. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: whoever calls themself king on earth needs to be shot, or made into a beggar T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I'm sure many of the people involved in false religion are "useful idiots". They probably feel they're making things better, but any religion from Satan is evil, no matter how insideous. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: But of course, if you believe in a higher being, there's always the question of, "Where did that being come from?" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So which religion comes from God, Weaponguy? ^^ T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: if there's no creator, and your science is correct, there'd be humans with wings, fish with the intelligence of einstein T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: The Heaven's Gate cult, duh! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: you'd have a species of creatures of every sort your mind can imagine T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm guessing if you know which religions are false you also know which ones are true =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: True Christianity, as described in the Bible. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So that focuses on no particular denomination T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: The Catholic church disagrees with the Bible at every turn. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: You are just saying those who follow the bible, period. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: The most mistranslated book on the planet? Yeah, that's a good source of truth T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: you know, if you expect something that is supposed to be based on faith to show logical and demonstrable principles, you rather miss the meaning of 'faith' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: and humans with intelligence, wings and gills T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: making todays stock of humans obsolete T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I do believe the bible is not the only religions book to ever be found T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Most others just disagree with the Bible on the major issues. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: they're all flesh though T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: maybe we'd have some metaphysical creatures of energy only that can't be destroyed T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: making flesh obsolete T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I could do with some flesh, but Apathy's the closest to me and he won't agree T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: There are so many aspects of the Bible that have been misconstrued, mistranslated, and rewritten that noone can really trust what is in it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Hellfire, Trinity, immortal soul, all good people go to Heaven... All lies and NOT found in the Bible. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Sorry, this channel is enough to drive a man to religion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius flashes a mischievous grin at Apathy. Hmm. is it time to run and hide? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: The other day it drove you to drink - no wait, that was the outside world T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's all related T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Or rather relative T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I've always wondered about the bible books that DIDNT make it into the bible T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: The 66 books were simply ones that were selected T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Under the guidance of god etc, as the bible will tell you T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Like the book that talks about Jesus bring dead birds back to life as a child T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But there are also plenty of other books written for the bible that didn't make it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: That's a common erroneous assumption, Megawatt. Actually, when the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered, they showed the Bible hadn't changed a bit in a very long time. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: King James Version. The name says it all T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: So one would have to believe in God BEFORE one could ever accept the bible as truth T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: That's impossible, since Jesus hadn't received the Holy Spirit until his baptism. That person didn't understand the Bible enough to make a fake book that was believable. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: 6 books were repealed according to dogmatic law. 3 were taken back by God himself, claiming that they held knowledge that would "destroy the human mind". 2 were destroyed in fire, and one is rumored to be held by the Vatican. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: There is missing verses to think about too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Why are some verses in the bible just a - T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: King Jame had the Bible rewritten twice. Once to remove anything debating his divine right as king, and then again before he died to what it was before, slightly modified T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Yeah, Jesus going from age 12 to 30 for instance? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: If the words are inspired by God surely all would survive T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: yeah, can't really trust anything a man writes on paper, especially when that man's the uncontested king of turd island T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I'm sure God is able to control what ends up in his book. The truth can be gleaned, even from the King James Version, if the truth is really what you seek. The problem lies, not in the Book, but in the people seeking their beliefs from the Bible and not the truth. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: The entire history of Jesus from 12 to 30 didn't jive with what was believed of him T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I just wish I knew. I hate not knowing. If religion is not true, I would have liked to be there when some fucker decided to start writing the book of genesis and creating a worldwide scam. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: you gotta equate the christian killers hired by the current clergy of enlightened fools too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: what impact could they have on the survival of knowledge T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: The only problem is that God cannot interfere with what someone does. It's called free will, and if it's man's desire to write down "I am God, tremble before my might." God's not going to stop it. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: No, but he will kill them eventually T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Who says God cannot interfere? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: You're thinking of the Prime Directive. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: man has such a gift for corrupting ... that's the problem with good ideas T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: lolol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: God kinda said that one. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: saying anything is beyond god is foolishness, since there is a origin, or there'd be no destination T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Do we really have freewill if we have to serve god and die T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: or* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: He sent an Angel to stop a guy on a mule and it started talking, if you'll recall. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: God wouldn't have to personally, remember Passover? That was an angel sent by God, you have to define how God can or cannot interfere with free will, which is impossible T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think the debate on Free Will and Determinism starts with Aquinas btw T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: just a lifeless state of unbeing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Man has free will. If God interferes, he's contradicting himself. Thus making a statement he made a lie. And thus making God fallible. Are you truly suggesting that this God of yours lies? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yes, fleeing on his mule, wouldn't walk further because an angel blocked his path T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Who says God has to tell us the truth? God might not even like us at all T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Where are you getting this crap from, Turrillius? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Well that is the whole thing about God, he can't lie apparently T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: the bible says god considers men as little more than worms T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Careful now. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: old testament somewhere T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: You're calling your own bible that you just claimed so much faith in to be crap. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: that's used in satanic teachings too, on satans compassion on man T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: how he enlightened them from their tyrant creator T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: God has also in the Old Testament, personally destroyed people. Lot's wife is an example T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: God does actually say in the bible he will destroy wrongdoers T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: No... I'm calling what YOU are saying "crap". T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: a worm probably doesn't care it's a worm, it's itself, god says what it is T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: To say God would be lieing by interfering with peoples lives is not true, because he has before. As in the case of sodom and gommorah mentioned by meggawatt T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: what's the big deal if you're made out of earth like a worm T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: God gave mankind freewill. True or false? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: man's wittiness and ability to create great lies is taught in there too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Simple question. Pick one. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that would be 'wit' not wittiness T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Free will and free reign are two different things. Obviously, Adam and Eve exercised free will, but they paid for their choice. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Sure as long as we do what he saws. That's not free will, free will would not involve punishment for us making decisions God does not want us to make T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: wittiness is his ability to tell funny jokes T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: the original punishment is in the heart of the criminal T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: mankind just adds some icing on the cake, the system of which causes the evil doer to do some more T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I suppose the idea being god GAVE us life so therefore he can still excercise the right for that life to end without it violating our freewill T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: cause they're against it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But if I accidentally get hit by a bus this afternoon, it wasn't freewill. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Sure it was, why did you go out? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: You are asking me a question about my future in the past tense. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: people play with fire to get burned now, because the systems that control the world, oppress their lives T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: What happens in the world now has little to do with God. God is not in charge of the earth. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: According to the bible satan is the god of this world T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: And why do we assume that things happening to us have to be the result of our own Free Will? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Jesus took upon himself all accountability of mankind. No longer would saccrifices and burnt offerings appease the lord, and no longer would the grapes of wrath be distilled. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Yes, God gave the earth to Satan after the fall to placate him T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It wasn't my free will to lose a job years ago because my boss sacked me - I think that was his free will T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: and then christians can believe in something beyond themselves that satan's vulnerable to T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Free will is something that is inside peoples hearts. It seems everyone wants free will on a certain level T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: since satan is beyond all human abilities T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: If God exists then he must be the one who has implanted the desire for free will in us T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: If you want to see some twisty words, try this one. God created man, man created machines, machines must therefore be divine. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Hazel o'Connor Eighth Day :D T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: God created lasher, lasher created aard, aard is God's chosen people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: My thinking is that the only reason why there are consequences to our actions according to religion is because it is a means of control over believers. It makes no sense what so ever to punish man for stupid things like eating pork T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Did he shout 'Apathy, I choose you' and you got sucked into a sphere? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: maybe lasher made god and he has a mobkey T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: You can say what you want, and twist it as well as you like. But truth, regardless of your beliefs, regardless of who you think is wrong or right, is still the truth, and one day, we'll all find out what that truth is... or we'll blink out of existance when we die. I don't particularly mind either way. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: it's written in the bible 'thou shalt not kill' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: somehow killing animals went beyond that verse T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I wonder why god says no sex before marriage T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: All intelligent creation has free will, but there are consequences for making bad choices. And, as Creator, if your choices violate what God wants from people, he is under no compulsion to resurrect you to ruin his new earth. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Have you kept to that though Apathy? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: But God told the Jews just before that to kill the Cananites and take their land, so how does "Thou shalt not kill" make sense T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Not entirely, maybe thats why I wonder T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: that's after moses's books T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: It should read: You should not murder. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: But then I probably won't ever get married either T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: first 4 books are by moses, you can see some inconsistencies after that i think T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: so it ceases to be sex before marriage T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: sex instead of commitment? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: like burning the entrails of their firstborn cattle to god T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: kind of goes against the 10 commandments T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: There's actually nothing in the Bible about not having sex before marriage anywhere. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I think you can probably get arrested for sacrificing cattle these days T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: false idolotry - the tabernacle of the lord T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I bet you get more than arrested if you tried doing it in India T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Lol there is shitloads megawatt, go read it =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: made out of material wealth T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: If you can prove it's a religious activity and it's done humanely and you eat the meat, you can sacrifice animals T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: for example the time dinah was violated just as one example T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Much of the morality in churches is not actually found in the Bible. If a man was found with a virgin, they had to get married. If she was married, they were stoned for adultery. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: the tabernacle of the lord can be observed on the pope's house T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: metaphorically, symbology of the clean material wealth of the church T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: when god's temple's the body somewhere in that book T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i guess if you richly adorn yourself, you gotta richly adorn your house too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Looking around my room for a rolling paper substitute T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Most of the rules in the bible have common sense reasons. If you never have sex, with anyone but who you're married to, you can never get an STD. In the old days pork was a terribly retched meat that caused rather quick spread of diseases because worms lived in their muscle tissue that carried many different forms of bacteria. Quarantining the sick kept plagues from spreading, bathing in running water is obvious... Though they're laid down in a very parental sort of "Do Not Touch The Stove" way, with a little thought all of 'em can be made sense such as "The stove is hot, if you touch it, your hand will get burned, so let's not do that..." T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know one popular alternative to rizla, but it'd be a bit tasteless in the middle of this chat T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: tell me T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm outta rizla and need a smoke T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: bible pages T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: you know what? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Yep, I've done that before T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I got a bible 4 feet away from me, and I feel wrong tearing the pages out for a rollup T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: As I said - tasteless T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Onionskin paper makes for a nasty cig tho T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Ill find some other thin paper or go without ^^ T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Use the table of contents T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: btw, I would also say the same of tearing the pages out of any religious text T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Get a bong. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Even if you don't agree with them, you can still respect them T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: totally T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Here's irony - I have a bong, I don't smoke ;\ T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I wouldn't tear pages out of any book, for any reason. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: If there really is some god up there I don't wanna be tearing pages from his religious book to smoke em T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: the legacy of a fuckwit ex- T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Weaponguy some books/magazines are pratcially designed for roach material =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Actually, do you have a socket, a wire mesh from a faucet, and a cola bottle? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Wait, are we smoking tobacco? *blink* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I've never seen a magazine I'd smoke the paper from. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yes, but, I really am actually just smoking tobacco this afternoon T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: yeah, smokes aren't too good without being rolled if you're not a pipe smoker T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh so half a coke bottle and a couple of knives won't work for tobacco then? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: weed doesn't matter, heat up 2 knives on your stove, put a blob between them and suck it in T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: nah but maybe I should get some kinda makeshift pipes for emergencies T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: It would, but it would be harsh as hell. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Kheftiu, that's resin not weed T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: To be honest it doesn't exactly constitute an emergency, the shop is like 5 mins walk down the road T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i done it with weed T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: 15 atm T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Do you have tin foil? You can make a fairly decent pipe out of that T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Does the tin foil not burn? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: me and my friends smoked ounces like that T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I have actually thought about making a tin foil pipe before, even if just for fun T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Only a little bit T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Brave the snow, go get rizla T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: If you're smoking out of tinfoil, it better not be green. *mgrin* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I would just be worried about inhaling some crazy toxic metallic chemicals T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: aluminum can cause alzheimers i think T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: lol hargreaves, its like summer today T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If you can't afford a bong, you can't afford to smoke and probably need to get another or a better job, instead of worrying about pot. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: snow is gone, sun is out T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I wouldn't recommend using tin foil on a regular basis tho, the fumes of burning tin are far more harmful than the tobacco T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Wait - you're smoking tobacco and you're worried about inhaling chemicals from something else? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I don't really like bongs that much T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Tobacco by itself isn't that bad T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: much prefer rolling a kingskin T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: there's people who've smoked for 80 years and live to be over 100 T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I've had cancer twice now... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Most of the people I've known that got cancer from smoking were one's that smoked filter-less cigs T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: everybody's born with cancer i think, cells T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Finally got it taken care of with a stem cell transplant. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Lol I smoke without filters T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius nods at Kheftiu. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: filters are for n00bs T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: without filters, ouch T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: less fiberglass ig uess T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: Kurt Vonnegut smoked unfiltered Pall Malls. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: but you do rollies don't you Apathy? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i smoked a few like that T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: He called it "an elegant method of suicide" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I actually hate filters T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I used to smoke Lucky's all the time, but I can't anymore, way too harsh T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I reckon better slightly too harsh than can't get a decent hit =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: try some canadian cigarettes T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Everyone is born with "cancer" cells in their body. It just takes something to kickstart their reproduction to make it turn into what we call cancer. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I like Mercers, they're quite good T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: you'll get enough from players filter, export a green 'green death' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: number 7's alright T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: better than smoking them straight T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Well cancer is nothing more than the body's healing mechanism run amok T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Ever had Chinese gingseng cigs? Spicy T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: for some reason you can buy canadian cigarettes cheaper in the states T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: here it's like 12 bucks a pack, there 5 T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: They can't be taxed here T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: how much for a pack o 20 over in the states? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: cant be more than 5 bucks T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: man that's still insanely cheap compared to uk T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Here, cigarettes are around 2-4 dollars. Imports are 3-6. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: like 5 quid here, so like $8 or somethin T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Altho foreign cigs usually have a tariff tax that raises the price a little T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well duh - the Treasury takes a rather large cut of the price of cigs here T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: yeah I know T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: yeah, in canada booze and cigarettes are a good income for them T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I thought maybe they'd do the same in the states T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I love buying a pack of 20 cigs on the continent though for like 2 euro T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah they have these guys called the 'Tobacco Lobby' T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i want to meet the surgeon general some day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Here in the U.S. cigs get more expensive the further west you go T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: ask him why he's upped the chemical content in cigarettes so much over the last 15 years T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Our cheap cigarettes are like a buck eighty-nine. I smoke Camel Wides, they're like three fifty. And I occasionally buy Djarum Blacks for five something a pack. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Lol thats one reason I smoke rollups, tailor made ciggies must have some DODGY shit in T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I occasionally buy camels actually, quite nice smokes T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: on the rare occasion I buy proper cigs T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: yeah, they got a unique taste T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: They're all I smoke anymore, Marbs are awful T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: The flavor of a cigarette depends on the wood used to cure the tobacco. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Malrboro lights taste real nice...but....what a shit cigarrette T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i've never smoked a non-menthol cigarette that's anything like a canadian cig though T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: its like smoking oxygen T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: canada's got the best T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Lol, that's what I've always thought about Marb Lights T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Never had a canadian cigarette. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i smoked a japanese or chinese smoke once T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I don't know there are some German tobaccos that are awesome T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: never tried a german smoke, they got the cigar smell to them? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Mein Herr is a very dark, oily tobacco and has a truly stupedous flavor T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I'm out of tea... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm out of coffee, all I have is tea T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: It can double as pipe tobacco T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius glares at Apathy. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: oops T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I always have tea and coffee T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I remember the first cigar I smoked. Under the dogmatic advice from my gf (16 at the time), I inhaled the whole thing. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: She was adamant that you were supposed to even though it was a cigar T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: lol, yeah i had to inhale the ones i smoked too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: damn did my lungs cane after that T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: they got some filtered ones in canada, so that's not too bad T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: but if you got a nonfiltered one , it can be pretty tough T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Yeah I seen these things around called cigarillos, like filtered cigars that you inhale T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i don't see why anybody would smoke and not inhale T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Some guy lost conciousness on my sofa once so I smoked his cigarillos T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: for some reason inhaling's the way to go T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Inhaling cigars is not too bad, but there are like smoking a half a pack at once T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: When you smoke cigars you will of course inhale some of it, even if you are deliberately not in haling T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: so you'll notice the tobacco, plus cigars supposedly taste really nice T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Cigars are great at work. You can smoke one and be set for the 4 hours before you get another smoke... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: they taste like shit, having their smoke roll around in your mouth doesn't sound too luxurious T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: but I kinda agree, more of an inhaling person myself T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Lol damn I want a cigar now T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: There got super fat romeo and juliet cigars for just over a tenner down the local shop T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: i guess people'd do it to not feel like such an oddball with a bunch of smokers T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Lol I'm gonna go stand with a bunch of smokers and whip out the biggest cigar ever T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that sounded quite erm ... gay T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Excuse me while I whip this out T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: whip out a fat 1/4 ounce joint, and watch them get all exasperated T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: You are forgiven Hargreaves. I know where your mind consistently wanders =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kheftiu: should we call the cops on this guy or what? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear Apathy has been here just a second ago. You wonder where he went ... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well if you are going to whip it out Apathy ... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: STAND BACK GUYS T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: try to make sure it is the cigar in your pocket, nothing else T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: wrong cigar guys, sorry......*amidst girly screams* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Who's screaming? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Some super fit smoker who makes up part of the smoking group in my imagination T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Trouble is, these days, if you whipped out something other than the cigar, most women would laugh T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: They would? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I'm sure they might laugh out of shock T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Then one of my friends would come over and rescue me T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: It's ok love. He plays aardwolf. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: He plays Aardwolf, he needs to have his weapon in his hand all the time T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy casts lvl 12 cock of the infinite. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Omg is that like ... you get 1 inch per level? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I pulled a banana out of my pocket once at a bus stop >) Left over from lunch T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: aww don't tell me you guys do not know of the legendar bloodninja T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: That would be tragic T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: wouldnt' it have been funnier to just kinda move it around in the pocket for a bit Megawatt? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: I give up, I'm just gonna go get some papers T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I think I did, some chics were lookin at me funny if I remember T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Like, bang all the weed crumbs outta my keyboard and smoke that or something T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy: Plus, it IS a nice day. I should leave the house this week. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apathy lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Lol..... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: oops T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: my fingers type my default channel T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: On this channel I REALLY don't give shit ;) T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Uh, so then why do you have it on? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You secretly do give a shit T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I don't care to turn it off T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You just don't want anyone to know T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Go on then. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I dare you. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I need a cup of tea T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ya know that feeling when you are on your last ciggy T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm contemplating third shower of the day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well that could be interesting, but I doubt it will be T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I doubt it too T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Kills the time though T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Is shower one of those euphemisms? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Nah, I actually mean shower T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Where I live is kinda shitty, but the showers seem new and expensive T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So I do actually enjoy showering as some sort of (perfectly clean) hobby T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: pfft, showers. women love a good musky workin man smell. once a week is good T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Plus I pay a flat rate for a water, so it makes me feel good knowing the place I'm staying at has to shell out more money if I have three prolonged showers a day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: but the shitty part about taking showers is getting out of the shower T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I agree T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: does it make you feel good to know you're wasting resources YOU DAMN DIRTY PLANET KILLER ?!?!?!?!?!ONEONEONE T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You know what? I care for the planet, but it makes me feel fucking great T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer backstabs Unrequited Apathy with his EVIL fake dagger! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Global warming is a myth, btw. At least, as described by Al Gore. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: To be honest I hate all this global warming propaganda. Turn you pc off 5 mins earlier. Why not fucking BAN fireworks. They waste a lot more resources than I do by having a slightly longer shower than the average person and leaving my computer on T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: fuck you starling T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: and thats a fact! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Uh, didn't al gore make a whole documentary warning that global warming is a serious threat? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: you should google starling + new jersey T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Al Gore and his documentary are full of shit. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: merely a suggestion, similar to go fuck yourself T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods, but eh ... I suspect that he used hyperbole to exaggerate T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Why so starling? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as PaperTiger Panzer tells Starling to fuck off and die. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Are you aware that there have been times in the Earth's past that are much hotter than today? Specifically that the oceans have reached temperatures of 30 degrees C from top to bottom? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And that it happened entirely naturally? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: scientist will also talk about ice ages T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: again, that could be bullshit T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The last 10,000 years of relative stability is actually an aberration from the norm, not the norm itself. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer screams "Too much fucking info, too much fucking info!" right in Starling's face! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Even still, you are putting your trust in other humans starling T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It's not bullshit. Isotopic analysis of sediments proves it. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Who is this "Norm", about whom you speak? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It's definite that the earth is warming, but it's non-definite that 1) humans are causing it, 2) Anything we can do will stop it. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: are you aware that Psychoamazonwhorebitchjizzshitfuckslut!!!11!one T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Didn't al gores documentary go on to show how isotopic dating of rocks is bullshit? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Actually, the earth has been cooling the last few years. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: wtf? if his documentary said that, then his entire documentary is a crock. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you can't analyze a trend off 3-4 years. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Don't quote me, I don't remember the specifics T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But something about how the age of rocks is measure T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: As for putting my trust in other humans, a) you are doing the same, b) I'd rather put my trust in scientists who know what they're doing than an ex-politician with no real scientific understanding whatsoever. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or has been in the past, was shown to be innaccurate T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: thaeres a big fat cxrock of shit, scientists know what they are doing. HAH! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If it were bullshit, the scientific community would have rejected it long ago. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: either start swearing or tae it to fucking debate please :p T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: starling to point a) I never actually expressed a belief on the subject T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and b) is your call T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer smacks Skrad out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: fuck you, eat a dick T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Look up oxygen 16/18 ratios and tell me what you find when you're done reading. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: ooooh listen to her! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Assuming the material isn't too dense for you, or you for it. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or how about you just tell me what I would find? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Since you already know T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: ok I feel better now. thank you all, and go fuck youerselves T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks, Panzer. Read the rules. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: And you evidently have some type of point T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: The global warming farse has done just that... Extrapolated data beyond factual reality. They took a few decades of trend and decided it would be 13 degrees hotter by 2009. Well, it's 2009 and it's actually cooler. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I just don't wanna trail through a shitload of google searches to find out what you are getting at T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: farce. and nods, i'm just saying that extrapolating off 3 yrs is even dumber than extrapolating off 30. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Besides, the debate seems irrevocably tied in with the earlier debate on religion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If God exists then so does global warming T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_isotope_ratio_cycle T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: that is my view T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It was the first link that came up, btw. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: conclusion god does not exist T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: It'd be like saying "It was 500 at 6 am, 600 at 10 am, 700 at 2 pm... That means at 2 am it will be 1000! That's not how it works. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: No, but you saying it's been colder the last few years is the same sort of reasoning. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well yeah, isn't measure the age of a rock with isotopes similar to looking at half life? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You see the progression of decay and then work out how long that rock has been in existence T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If however the decay is predicted wrongly, then you will arrive at a date that could be millions of years off the rocks actual age T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: This has nothing to do with radioactive decay. O-16 and O-18 are stable isotopes. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: No... The issue is that the global warming theory isn't working out. It was a crock, from the beginning, to push Kyoto and other anti-American/anti-productivity agendas and more communism. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It is similar surely T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: That is how the age of rocks is calculated T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhenders: I blame the polar icecaps melting on CocaCola using so many cameras while shooting all those commercials with the polar bears that the heat generated from the lights is the real problem T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: By the ratio of different types still left in the rock T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The O-16/18 cycle doesn't have to do with the age of rocks. It shows, rather, climate cycles in the planet's past. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So while it may not be radioactive decay, I thought the principle was similar to halflife T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Not similar at all. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The principles are surely T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Even though it is separate T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: All I mean is, its the same kind of idea T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Not that they are related scientifically T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, it's not similar at all. One compares the amount of original (unstable) isotope relative to its decay products, while the O-16/18 analysis looks at variable ratios of stable isotopes which are preferentially trapped in calcite or ice depending on temperature conditions. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I don't really understand what you're asking. Halflife is based on the fact that radioactive decay occurs at a constant exponential rate with negative exponent T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm not asking anything T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm just trying to make a point with limited knowledge on the subject T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Well, your limited knowledge is destroying your point. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But I'm not finding any common ground with you guys T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: exactly T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It ends up proving that our fears concerning global warming are probably unwarranted. Dependence on foreign, potentially hostile, nations is another issue entirely. But I think the planet will probably be fine. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: There was a time when this was fresher in my mind T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: The irony is "Apathy" is the one one who cares. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: only one... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If your knowledge on the subject is limited, then a) any point you make will similarly be limited, and b) the onus is on you to educate yourself sufficiently that you are able to make a valid point. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is on al gores documentary T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So if you remember that you'll know exactly what I'm trying to say T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: "Documentary" is a very strong work for that PC abortion. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or hmm maybe it wasn't actually T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Fuck, I can't type.... *word* T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The thing I remember from the documentary is the way seabeds form in different ways to initially expected T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So certain layers are older than once thought T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But my point with non scientific terms was that perhaps dating of rocks is completely inaccurate T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I mean, you may think your rock is 2 million years old, but unless you were around to see that you can't know for sure T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yes, you can know for sure. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: That's what you think starling T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The decay modes and half-lives of radioactive nuclides has been extensively studied and re-studied. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: No, but the rates of decay are constant, so any misdating would be based on a) using the wrong isotope so you get one where you cannot accurately measure because the proportion is so small in the first place, b) mismeasuring the decay rate in the laboratory T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Now, the Nobel prize means nothing and Oscars haven't meant anything for a long time. Hell, if the no-talent band Green Day gets 7 Grammys because they bash W and the US, it's pretty obvious what's going on, here. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You just told me earlier it had nothing to do with decay T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: But you keep talking about decay. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Furthermore, the abundance of each given nuclide has also been studied and is well-known at this time. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Why are YOU talking about decay that is the question T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: When it's supposedly irrelevant T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The oxygen 16/18 cycle != dating of rocks. Don't be dense. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Because you are making inaccurate statements about it. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I hate America! Where's my award? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, unless you have a rock that you saw created 2M years ago, you can never know for certain T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yes, you can. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: YOu can strongly believe with scientific evidence T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: As starling evidently does T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: And I may not know as much about science, but I wouldn't trade it for your blind faith in it. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Have you ever actually learned any science? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I did A-level physics actually T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: And you still don't understand how radioactive decay works? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: In middle school? :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: man, I knew they'd lowered their standards recently, but man. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I understand how radioactive decay works just fine T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I just couldn't remember how dating of rocks worked T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: because I never studied that in particular T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Then where are you suspecting the inaccuracy is creeping in? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blailus: usually via the halflife of carbon 12 i believe T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: You're going to get inaccurate results if you choose the wrong isotope. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Nope, carbon dating is used more for once-living things as the halflife is far too short to be useful for rocks. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but again halflife involved in dating of rocks T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I love science. The more science learns, the more the Bible is proven. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Carbon-14 analysis would be used for more recent materials, yes. Potassium/argon dating, or uranium dating would be used for older rocks. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud frowns. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Proven not to be accurate in every word, certainly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: The very order of things, written 3500 years ago, is extremely impressive. The creative "days" are in perfect order, when other "holy" books get it all wrong. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Here, educate yourself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiometric_dating T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: How elitist T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling laughs out loud. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Not elitist, just educated. The Quran, for example, fucks it all up. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, I still don't get why dating of rocks has absolutely nothing to do with halflife T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It's like these science heads are deliberately not levelling with me T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Since "how elitist" is the best you can seem to manage, I'll go ahead and be comfortable with the conclusion that you probably don't know what you're talking about. I'll take your unwillingness to read the relevant articles as further evidence of the same. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I have them both open Starling, if it interests you T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But its like you are so happy with your scientific knowledge that you need to debate. Whereas I was just chatting about global warming =P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I mean, what do you want. Congratulations? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Some of us are simply concerned at the misuse of resources to address a 'problem' which in fact does not exist. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: A problem you can't ever say for certain does or does not exist. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: When its outside the realms of objective fact it just becomes your opinion. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: In this case its scientific theories T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: The book of Job talks about the "bonds" of constellations, LONG before spiral arm stability was ever talked about. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Means there is more likely truth to them, of course T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Doesn't prove a thing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yes etc, and proverbs talks about 'he who dwells above the circle of the earth'. The hebrew word for circle meaning sphere in this case, pronounced 'chu' or something. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: plus gods people had better sanitary conditions due to rules they were given T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: other nations may not have known things about keeping lepers out of their camp etc T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But the earth being a sphere was in the bible while people on earth were still being persecuted for coming up with such ideas T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The bible also talks about waters surrounding the earth supposedly before the flood of noahs day. When animals have been found dead with food in their mouth it has been put down to an ice age. But animals don't freeze that fast, mid mouthful. So perhaps the evidence of ice ages we see is noahs flood. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Thats why I say perhaps the argument on global warming is still all tied in with religion somehow T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: All "evidence" of ice ages is actually proof of The Flood, purposely misinterpreted, because The Flood COULDN'T have happened, since it's in the Bible. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: An atheist scientist might never even consider the idea of a global flood, so we get the idea of ice ages, and rocks that are ludicrously old T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: science and religion shouldn't ever be at odds if religion is true T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I guess some people see science as the theory against religion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: ...or if the science is true. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: yup T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Too many Evolutionists and Big-Bang theorists try to pass themselves off as scientists, to push their atheistic religion. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Everything in the world seems relative to what happened at the beginning T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: So, just like the leftists have taken over the universities and made people believe every educated person is a communist, the atheists have infiltrated science and are more interested in pushing their agenda than the facts. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Again it almost seems wrong to try and push people. I can stand here and say with absolute certainty that noone really knows what happened at the beginning. Some people have faith in god, some believe in science, but noone can ever say they KNOW for sure T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Sometimes you can't be sure if a person is right or wrong. But you can tell if they have convinced themselves or not. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I belive in the true God and in true science. I don't care about anyone's propaganda or opinion. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: yeah, good for you T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: least you have a belief T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Everytime I think of God though, I think of religion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and how its a crux T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: it seems like man needs religion so much it could be something he just invented T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: to make himself feel better, and believe he won't die T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Most religions are man-made. That's why they're evil. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Nod, you will still get people out there claiming 'all religions lead to god' etc T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Some people think they just have to lead a good life T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: That's what Satan wants people to think. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and be nice to people T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but thats certainly not what the bible teaches T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: nah, murder and slavery are much better T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But then humans are imperfect T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: say x religion is false. If x person spend their whole life in x religion believing it to be the truth, can God strike that person down? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What sets science apart from religion or other belief systems is that science is based on the falsification or failure to falsify hypotheses. Scientists freely admit they don't know the 'initial conditions' of the universe, but contend that it is still knowable. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Everlasting life isn't so much about being stricken down or not, as it is about whether you're resurrected or not. Jesus said he will resurrect the righteous and the unrighteous. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: For example, just say something like islam was a false religion. Thats a lot of people to kill, some of which feel they are serving God T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But then I suppose God would know what he is doing and who am I to question? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But that's the very thing that bugs me about religion T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I want to know. I don't want o have faith. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Religion is untestable, so it's not really worth much discussion, at least from a scientific standpoint. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling shrugs helplessly. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: you just have to read what's out there, and decide for yourself T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: When Jesus was alive on earth, he told the Jewish leaders they were dragging people to Gehenna with them, because THEY knew better. They had the Scriptures and misled the people. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But gehenna still suggests eternal destruction T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: For those misled sheep T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Right. The righteous and the unrighteous will be resurrected, but the willfully wicked don't have that promise. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm guessing you cannot prove that? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hm, what sets apart the unrighteous from the willfully wicked? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Lol, noone can T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: No, simply a reason to have faith T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: If you do something that you've been told is wrong that's wilful T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If someone does what they believe to be right, but are mistaken, that might not truly be righteous, but that is not wickedness. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: If you did the wrong thing without knowing, that's just unrighteous T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hehe, I just meant, can you prove the resurrection hope=P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, but will you be in the right queue at the end of the world? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I guess I'll know one day T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Or actually maybe I won't T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Perhaps I'll just die without knowing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: 500 witnesses saw the first real example of it, plus the various 69" trial-sized resurrections. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just make it soon, please :P T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Jesus could have been a magician T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I am just doubting Thomas T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: nothin more to it T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: True... The Bible COULD have been written by time-traveling space aliens, too. You can "what if" anything to death, depending on how far you're willing to perform logical contortions. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But weaponguy, is the bible being written by space aliens really even less like than being written by God? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: They both require large amounts of faith and no proof T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blailus: why can't God be a space alien? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: By certain definitions I suppose god IS a space alien T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Actually, I guess he would be. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Doesn't matter I guess. I'm feeling strangely elated knowing I'm most definitely gonna die T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I've only been presented with 2 versions even worth mentioning and the Bible's version makes more sense and is more accurate and scientific than the pseudo-scientific explanations. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pulls out a gun and blows Unrequited Apathy's fucking head off. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, as I was kinda saying, the bible has no holes. No holes whatsoever. Any holes that do appear, or anything that might not quite add up.....guess you need a little faith T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: That doesn't cut it for me etc T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But if God is real, thats no fucking excuse. Sorry god, the info you gave out didn't cut it for me. Sorry. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I've seen an awful lot more holes in the Big Bang and Evolution theoris. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Why can't I type, today? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well yeah, goes to show people will believe anything they feel like T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Or anything that is the norm for them to believe T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: No questions T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: in the words of Simon & Garfunkel "A man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest. La la la la la la la" T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yup T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Personally, I want to hear the truth. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: maybe there is no truth T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: just nothing T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: So what would you rather believe? The Bible, with its 'no holes' policy, or science, which is constantly being updated as old hypotheses and theories are falsified and revised? T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Starling, just in case you were a little confused. God INVENTED science. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I don't have a dog in this race. I'm not God, so I wouldn't be offended if my book was questioned. And I'm not Darwin, pushing a theory. I just want to know the truth. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: That's not testable. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, its still making me testy T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Eh. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm communicating in puns since Starling is a higher being than your average MUDder. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: As to Darwin, the theory of evolution is true. Life chances throughout time, and that is how species arise. But it's not an origin-of-life theory. It merely states that life changes through time. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Even the Bible says God made animals according to their "kind". It's the "Creationists" who are speciation deniers, not the Bible. Of course, genetic drift makes diversity. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: There is evolution and then there is adaptation T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Obviously, Tigers and lions have common ancestry, since they can still breed, a bit. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: A species can mutate. But if you are talking about something smaller than even a single sell, grouping itself together, with primitive reproduction system, eventually making that cell and eventually turning into a human T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Horses and donkeys, too. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: According to 'survival' of the fittest, apes should have been long eradicated T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Cats and rabbits? lol T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Sometimes I go in their convenience stores though. Nice advanced apes..... T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: They'll chat to you about darwin while you buy your products T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I know the Gods on aard are real though T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Damn I really fucking spammed this channel T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Guess I should go an get on with something T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy says, 'COCKFAG.' You start giggling uncontrollably. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: bastard, I did too! T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy giggles like a Catholic school girl. T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm gonna make some dinner then save the world from almost certain destruction T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Ooo T1/r4/2009-02-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: have salad sourced frm local organic farms T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: omg warm vodka T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Put it in the fridge, warm vodka is sick, not in the good way T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: freezer not fridge T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: freeze vodka T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: though make sure the bottle's not full T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: freeze it? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: serious? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: vodka can't freeze T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: you can try to, it wont freeze T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, but the water in it can T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I have all of my hard alcohol in the freezer T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: aint no water in vodka T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Its not full, I lost the lid last time I was drinking though T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: just keep it upright T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: if you have water in your vodka then you need a better vodka :) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: yea there is T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and don't be dim - all cheap vodkas have water in T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: LOL T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: ew cheap vodka T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and it's a well known method of upping the alcohol is to freeze it and remove the hard bit T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: if id dont light on fire it below 100 proof T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I must be a real man. I can handle excruciatingly cheap vodka. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: thus the word ice brew T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I brew beer, I have done it once or twice T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I do actually want ice vodka now T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: brb moving it to freezer T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: that a boy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura chuckles politely. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I would ask you to confirm that I definitely should be putting vodka in the freezer, but its not my freezer T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: it doesn't freeze if it's good vodka but it does go a nicer less liquid state T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: that done not work on high % alcohol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I definitely T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: if your gonna drink cheap vodka, which.. i imagine a lot of us are.. you got ta freeze it T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: have you tried filtering cheap vodka through a brita? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: Can't say I have. Sounds interesting T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: when your almost up on your britta filter, give it a try T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: oh yeah no shit, I guess it is just another charcoal filter afterall T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: you got it T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: damnit my freezer has drawers T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: just put it into a tupperware container T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: bottle won't fit without lid T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Lol, a tuppaware container? What do you think this is? A responsible house of adults? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: find another bottle? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: damn, are you new to drinking or what T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: chuckle T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: clearly he skipped the teen drinking stage and went straight to drugs T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I've just never frozen vodka before thats all =< T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I just spit a little on that laugh T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Looks For Someone To Pass It To. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ah teen drinking...I still remember a mate dragging me out of the road just in time for a gigantic lorry T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: to miss T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: uh T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: This lorry you speak of, is this a slang word for automobile? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: yeah T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: oh yeah T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: do you guys not call them lorries? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: next he will say he lives in a flat T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I live in student flats =/ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: Is that british? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: yes, lorry = british, I assume T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: British and asking alcohol questions, go figure T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: lorry is british for truck T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I spent my 14 birthday night in hospital because I got drunk round a mates house, wanted to get to town and rang the ambulance because the hospital is in the town centre - I figured they'd get me there, go you ain't that bad and let me go out T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: For all those non english people you can now spend the next few minutes with the following experiment T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: retardmobile is british for car T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: bastards kept me in :( T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Say 'red lorry yellow lorry, red lorry yellow lorry' over and over as fast as you can T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, automobile is retard for car T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry over and over as fast as you can T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: oMg!!!1 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think he meant irl btw T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: she selfishly sells smelly sea shells on the slummy seashores T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: OH T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ladys gents vampires and elves, we have a winner. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A winner is Agent Dashiell! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: a whip T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: one smart fella he felt smart T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Guess what dashiell? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: WHAT?! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You've won an unlimited ticked for free apathy luvin. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: Oh god. Let me delete now. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Wait, .... is that all it takes? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: copy and pasting takes a great deal of control and hand-eye coordination hargreaves T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Apathy gives a lot of luvvin for nuthin T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, he's off to delete anyway T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Guess it was unrequited T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Most guys on here do a lot of hand and eye action - they see stuff on their pc screen and their hand moves T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Great. Think they'll let me be a tennis player? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: are you inferring that doesn't count as hand and eye coordination? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: or a sharpshooter T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I have good hand eye coordination and I love playing with balls T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I have a similar game you can come play Apathy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Takemura: Wow. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: well playing with balls any way T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'll be sure to let dashiell know T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: See there you go again, you want to play it with him T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh god I'm sorry hargreaves T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Meet me behind the potion shop in aylor T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Are you like ... i <3 him? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'll give you a heinously rough playing with T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Can't we just have sex? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Nah I don't love him T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: he'll probably turn out to be a guy anyway T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: they all do T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh that's alright, just so long as it's only lust T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Weirdly - I think 'he' on the Internet is most often a guy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Just like 'she' on the Internet is most often a guy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so basically everyone on the net is a guy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: this is known T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Only mostly - there are exceptions of course T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: if you assume that you might stay our of trouble T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and if they claim to be female they are a 40 year old trucker named Bubba etc T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I understand that hot lipstick lesbians who won't go on cam are probably those truckers called Bubba T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Shit, I swear I never meet hot lipstick lesbians, even if the ones that ARE truckers T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I guess I just move in the right circles of society :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I dread to think what those circles are. Actually.....wanna trade circles? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, and I doubt you do really T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You can meet all the female mudders who pretend to be cops instead T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You mean that *phobic thing whose name I won't mention? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It's highly probable. But since you aren't mentioning their name I'd have to say 'no' for the record. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: After all I wouldn't want to do a pesonal attack T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: personal* T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: No, a personal attack right now would be bang slap out of order T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves agrees! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ..*mock voice* No attacking personal attacks guys! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: oh btw, living2 has a lesbian with her breast out on UK tv T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: for your benefit apathy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: What is she doing with it? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: And thanks hargreaves, most considerate T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Wait, you're straight, I thought you were drawn to tit like a starving baby T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Although, I don't have a TV T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: not 'what is she doing' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: To be honest, its much easier to get that kind of action when you are a baby anyway T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ah damn, the good ol days. To be a baby again T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah - there are some people who do that T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: hargreaves remember taht one goal back in the FA cup a couple of a years back? What a cracker. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Football? err no T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Should I go search on youtube? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Anyway I think maybe I'm not in the mood for oggling lesbians T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It just reminds me that there are none in my room T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: What about the pointless exercise of being in the middle of two? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: haha nah, I am just messing around....I think I asked you twice where your name came from because there is an extremely good player with that name haha T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: or rather to the left or right of them T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Lol I always just assumed hargreaves was after the footy player =P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, fools, I first used this name on a mud in 1994 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Then a football player decided to name himself after his idol mudder T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUKlVEr0LtQ&feature=related T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Wow what a gay song to with this video T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's like when scientists invent the same theories independently T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hmmm still trying to work out the song its just the intro T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I know it though T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: oh yeah, destinies child or somethin? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or that other r 'n b girls band T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Lol this was a pretty popular tune in its time T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Im a survvvvivor I'm not gonna give up, I'm not gon stop, I'm gon work harder T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I don't like grownups T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Can't believe I have that fucking R'nb tune in my head now T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ok, this next song is for all you hot lesbians named Bubba out there T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-m9uG50mSw T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: PM me xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin shouts Snootchie Bootchies as he whips out the BluntSaber. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: HWaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I r 1337 ninja! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I just wanted to inform the general aard populace that I am actually making noodles, like a true ninja. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: ramen? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: No ramen I'm afraid =/ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nefauk: Ninjas don't eat Maruchan T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: nah noodles, we dont' do ramen in the UK :D T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I am pretending its ramen T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: harem no jutsu!!1 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: http://www.sydesjokes.com/members/movies/i_will_always_love_noodles.wmv T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amigan: yes super noodles at that :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lol super noodles, I got 8p noodles =) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: mmmm fresh out the sauce pan T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amigan: haha nice T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I used to own bowls and that, but eating from the saucepan is more convenient, and also holds more noodles T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: lol anyone watch taht vid? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: gonna watch now T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ahahahahahahahahaha T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: That dude loves noodles almost as much as me T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: haha T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: the first or the 2nd one? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Shit wtf.... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: video did actually freeze after first guy did his son T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: unless the first guy was just saying 'this much' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I thought he said this much and then leapt into song T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: naw there is a 2nd part T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Damn T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The video just randomly stopped with like 10% to go T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: its right after the first dude in in the noodle ballon T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Now I'll never know how much the second guy loves noodles =/ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: lol u want me to tell u? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: What if he loves noodles more than me. What will I be then T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: The phrase 'pocket pussy' is what comes to mind after that video. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm not sure =/ I wish I could just get the damn video working, my computer sucks T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: hahah T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I just downloaded the video. :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Uh good idea charneus....^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Of course it is. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well done. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm awarding you a gold star. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: who? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Good. :D T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: charneus =P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus giggles. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: hah T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hahahahaah just saw the end of the vid T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: OMG T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: lol its a good one T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lol yeah I just linked a few people on msn T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so noodles in a pot does have its advantages T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm feeling strangely content with my saucepan of noodles T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If I was a bird, high in the sky, I'd fly over midgaard and.... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull tells you to make like a good bitch,get on all fours, and enjoy it anyway. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: God, I hate days like this T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Im really really hungry T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But its dodgy to go out into the kitchen to make pizza because two of the people are making out on the sofa T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: so? Just walk through with a video camera pointed at them T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I have to live with these people =/ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I don't see why they can't just go in their room T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Why do they have to make out in the kitchen T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh, that was quick T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I think they relocated T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Dashiell: So go diaf and make a pizza while you're at it T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: diaf? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm just gonna collect the bits o skunk from my keyboard and get stoned T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: uhuh, I have the best pizza T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Not more snow =( T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm so sick of snow T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Life is Meaningless: maths owning my fucking head in T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What about it? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magath: FUCK this stupid area T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: FUCK it in the ASSHOLE with a BIG RUBBER DICK. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magath: Thanks for your support. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You're welcome. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Snow everywhere =/ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Melty B Tashed looks at Unrequited Apathy and swoons in ecstasy. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy yawns and hums softly to hisself. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy gallantly tips his hat. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So ... what Dimm meant to do T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Dimm get the fuck off this channel T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: i'm 11 and a half! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Age, Argot, not alleged cock size T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: woops! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: i thought that was his IQ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: probably more accurate. :) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, you'd think his IQ was his real cock size T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: they don't measure IQ in single digit centimeters T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: That's a bit generous don't you think? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I was thinking something on the order of the planck length T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Something like 1.6E-35 isn't it? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: is it a rough-cut planck, or a dimensional planck? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: ... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan is sniffing the VagJuice from his finger! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Sorry but you can't get vag juice from your own ass T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: yea she was a bit wet some spilled onto my ass T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: i like to sniff bike seats outside of girls highschools T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: jus thought id let yall know T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: who doesnt? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: did you know that 20% of girl's bicycles are actually ridden by guys? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: heh heh heh T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: nice T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: so you're sniffing ballsweat 20% of the time T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: adds flavor T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Guys? You mean boys, right? Mindslip likes boys too. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Variety is the spice of life. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i thought the spice of life was a girl named Cayenne? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: do u guys know any girls that perfume there ass? wtf are u sniffing for?? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: yeast T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grypphos: damn i love this channel T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i know one girl that does perfume her ass. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Perfume in the ass burns like a motherfucker. :\ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: she uses chanel #9 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman looks at Byuu and goes "Hmmmm." T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: she a stripper? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: Note: he specified girl's highshool. eg all girls schools no boys. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: fuck T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Elchanan wins. XD T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: where? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elara: some girls should perfume their ass, Pe-U T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom perfumes her ass to cover up the stench you made as you were being born. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: 3 out of 500 girls in an all girls highschool are boys pretending to be girls T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: what messed up school did you go to? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: your mom perfumes her ass to get rid of the stench i left T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Decisively Instant: LOL T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: 1 out of every 10,000 is a hermaphrodite trying to fit in T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: mindslip has a bad case of stinkdick T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: say, how many tp do we get for a handjob? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: 3 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: 4 if u spit on ur hand first T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Paranoid Gaultier: they might take some off you for doing a Badjob tho... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: hurley are you gonna start prostituting your self to pay for your aard addiction T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: if that's a metaphore for going to work, then yes T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He already has T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: was gonna say...its no diff than his day job, might as well T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley is agreeing with that Mindslip person again... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja is on his knees giving Hurley a hillybilly breathalyzer! Hurley really seems to be enjoying this! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: ooh, sorry bitch, i aint got no tp T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: guess your gonna have to swallow T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: hey starling, wanna play just tha tip? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 50M god T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: its win win T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: gold T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 300M gold I'll divorce my spouse and marry you for a month. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: yall heard about spacedocking yet? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: that like an ear fuck? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Sage-like Doja is on his knees and Mindslip is busy moaning. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: its when ur fucking, and u pull out, spin around, and shit in her pussy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: spacedocking-takes precision T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: its a rare talent T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: so does neurosurgery T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: i guess that would be shitting on her head T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I dun know any surgeons who can space dock a biatch though T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: omg, does anyone have that noodles vid link? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: gotta show to doja T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: but my fucking linux doesnt have a flash player so i cant watch vids... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Show him the video of the guy putting a jar up his ass. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The one where the jar then breaks. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Ouch. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: 2girls1cup T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: nuffsaid T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley shakes his head at Sage-like Doja. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: that one's bad T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: omg, i havent seen that lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: it will make you chaste for a week T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: jar breaks? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The bleeding is profuse. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: the broken jar one, not 2girls1cup, i masterbate to that every nite T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: no joke T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: mind...your sick you little mexijew T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: the shards of glass lay strewn about his colon like broken carcasses of ceramic on a potters field T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You can hear the jar break, too. It makes a loud pop. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: heh, even ass slicing sodomy can be poetic T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: ah that just hurts to imagine T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I saw another video of a Nepalese guy being executed via cutting of the throat and windpipe. That was pretty bad. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: wtf kinda sites are u lookin at? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fairly sure it was real, too, given the amount of blood and the horrible sucking/wheezing noise the cut windpipe was making. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And the fact that you could see the flesh being sucked inward at the cut site. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: wow T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: i've seen that too T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: do you get off on that sort of thing Starling? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yeah, it was pretty out of control. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: it's one of those things that you just cant look away from T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: like a train wreck..or 2girls1cup T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: yeah T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: or my penis T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: yeah you just keep on looking for it and never find it. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, we'd be looking with an electron microscope, but yeah. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja enthusiastically high-fives Starling! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: just follow the smell T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: You are now HUGE! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: even aard agrees T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: like i said, he got the stinkdick bad T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja frowns sadly and looks at Mindslip and goes 'meh..' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, he wouldn't have it if you'd quit taking it in the ass, Hurley. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley shakes his head. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: wow T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: it was doja's momma that gave it to him T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sure, blame it on someone else. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: nah my mom died in a horrible stink dick accident...thanks for bringing back the memories hurley T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: i know she did, that was when she gave it to mindslip T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: This is why you don't engage in incest, Doja. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley is agreeing with that Starling person again... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Incest?! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: nah i hit that after she died T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: unless yo momma r HAWT!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: my mom is a cougar actually...I have to beat up guys when I take her to bars...ask Mind T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol, i hit on her everytime i see her T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: so you're half cat? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: porecisely T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja pats Hurley on his head. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Mangiest cat I've ever seen T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley nods at Starling. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: actually mind hit on my mom at my dads funeral...was hilarious T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: she jus called u a mangy pussy doja T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: u gonna take that? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: if shes talking to me it means she is acknowledging my existence...hence she wants the cawk T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: greatest pick up line i ever thought of and actually used T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: went up to her at the funeral and said....soooo....ur single now T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling starts-3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling continues-4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling continues-306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: ima make a masterbates on ur face emote T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: squirts in your eye would be better T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury mutters 'fuckin spammer' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: 930 lectures blow T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and now I've used up all my 'chances' to oversleep T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so I have to get up T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: rub a dub dub T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So, have any of you guys had friends who are paranoid you are a spy? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Shh! They'll know! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Like if I randomly message this guy on msn just when he's just got back or woken up, he can't accept its a coincidence T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Thinks I have mobile phone tracking T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: And everytime his computer gets hacked or his phone breaks he thinks its me T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Next time, tell him 'I saw what you did last night, you nasty fucker! Go clean up after yourself!' and leave him really paranoid. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The dude smokes a lot of weed..... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so I guess it could be that T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but I've never had long term paranoia like that T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: maybe drugs fuck you up more than I thought T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: shhh, the walls have eyebrows. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: perhaps I'm out of my mind but just don't realise it yet T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: maybe if someone gets that paranoid its cos they are up to dodgy shit themselves T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: on the plus side blink 182 are getting back together T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: guess they spent all their money T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nonexist: darn dangit! freaking crap! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: hi T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: oh wait, i was civil, I meant FUCK YOU T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -SABU- Arystul: and the horse your rode in on! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blailus: hey man how's it going T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Fuck you too! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: My rode in on? What does that mean, Arystul? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Thanks Shanon, I appreciate it. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no problem :D T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, shut up! don't fucking talk to me T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: So is anyone actually cool here? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Cuz obviously it's Shanon is out T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at A Shot Of GreyGoose with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing I'm cute T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: alright alright fine, you're not out. I'll give you a hug, but I won't mean it. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose hugs SexyButt Shanon. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Are you? Cuz I don't think you're cute enough. You'll have to prove yourself. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: k T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pulls out a gun and blows A Shot Of GreyGoose's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: GreyGoose is now out. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Oh hiya Star T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hello T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: What's up? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: It's been a while T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Same old shit T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I think we had some things left unsaid when we last left each other's company. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I'd really not like to talk about them, but I kinda know I have to. And also, I know you'll make me. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling starts up the StarlingJet's turbofans, and accidentally runs over GreyGoose, who is sucked into one of the engines. Then bitches about the cost of replacing that turbofan. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I'd punch you in the mouth right now if you weren't a girl, Star. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Eh, T0 2x, I can take you. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling beats the shit out of GreyGoose with her baton, and then runs him over with the police cruiser. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Why the hell did you pm me "nope?" T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell smacks A Shot Of GreyGoose out of his boots with a sign reading "FUCKER". T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: suck my ass Dash =) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I think you need to lay off the crank, boy. That dope's messing with your head. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: No thanks, I'm trying to cut down my calorie intake T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: But the crank is so awesome T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: No personal attacks? This is curse T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: Your face is a personal attack upon society. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell slaps A Shot Of GreyGoose. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: There, there's a personal attack. Are you gonna rag him too? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm too busy levelling to handle every individual case! Refer it to the D.A.! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I mean, I agree with him, but it doesn't matter. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: Starling, you are weak, and you sadden me. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: Why should it be referred to the displaced abomasum? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: District attorney, dipshit. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: OH. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: No thanks, I'll use a knife T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell peers intently at A Shot Of GreyGoose. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: to remove your face? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling is agreeing with that I tried a Dashiell person again... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: My face has been removed how many times now? I couldn't possibly do it myself. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: Yeah you could, by dying in a fire! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I count once via gun, twice via turbofan. And now three times via knife, I guess. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: that makes absolutely no sense, dash. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: The fire would remove your face. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I have no face, so obviously, you're wrong. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: Just face it... OOPS I FORGOT. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: Sorry. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell comforts A Shot Of GreyGoose. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I'd call you a fucking idiot, but I forgot I actually like you. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Burn. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) I tried a Dashiell: I like you, but I want you to remove your face in any future dealings. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: My thrust does unspeakable things to a serving girl. :o T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh baby. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: I just ripped off 2 layers of skin. Neato. It doesn't even hurt at all. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: if you're get'n a blowjob... but the chick stickers her finger in your ass... does that make you gay? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nah. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: only if the chick is actually a dude T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: just a sensitive guy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: which in your case i suspect T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz runs away in utter terror! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: actually what's that magazine that chicks read T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: cosmo, is that the one? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Popular Science. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anyone actually successfully pull off the popcorn trick? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: popcorn trick? not sure i know that one... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: goto the movies, pop a hole in the bottom of the bag, shove your cock in the hole and offer your date some popcorn T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: That worked in the 70's, sure. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DevlynSyde: best primary class=ranger? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: well then... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: can you say UTI? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... well there still are some pretty whorish women alive today T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: all that butter and salt CAN'T be good for you T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Usually I just whip it out if the movie is bad and she goes for it... Why burn your cock on popcorn? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: It's not the corn that burns, it's the salt... ouch. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao don't worry in a perfect world she'll lick the butter off T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DevlynSyde: wow gets soooo boring. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol ya think... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: yea your mom does T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: joke ofcurse T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: wow is just your mom upside down. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DevlynSyde: so true T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: lol starling i like that one T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DevlynSyde: anyone wtb 80 holy/shadow priest? :\ holy full t7.5. shadow mostly best in slots. :\ *lame* T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anyone just hate when you think you have to fart... and you let loose, only to find out it wasn't a fart and you have to panic and clench! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: haha T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: if i kick my hamsters walking ball, does that make me a bad person? :\ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl laughs out loud. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: that just makes you a fucking idiot T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori shrugs helplessly. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: depends on whether or not the hamster was in it;) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: How if the hampster kick your balls ?:) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly laughs out loud. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pets Starling. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i don't think that would do much... now if it BIT my balls then that thing would be learning to fly T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: was he inn it? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: NBA player ;) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yay only 1hr till i can kick all the retards out :D T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If you're using MUSH, I wouldn't know. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Mis. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magath: Mountain Dew 'er? I hardly know 'er! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildman: that didn't make fraking sense T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Void n00b Lyna: yes we fuckin' can! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: thats what u think.. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Void n00b Lyna gives Iceman the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: big smiles.. good speach writing skills... lets see.. :D T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Void n00b Lyna: lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: where u from lyna? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy runs around the room begging people for a cigarette. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: oops T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You live in fear of Zanbato's Five Point Exploding Pants Technique. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: What's happenin? ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You're still refusing to ... oh wait I didn't ask yet T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Whip out a raincoat Zanbato's got explosive goo in his pants. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Sorry. I'm more into overzealous cops =P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: explosive goo, is that like napalm? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hehehe. The drunk D.N.R. Zam is buggering irritated-looking The Reverend Mother for coins. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quintillius wants a hillbilly breathalyzer! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: 174tnl ... mob down to 16% and he decaps me... fucker! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: ouch T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well I feel quite moist now I've seen Apathy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy finds a water bucket to catch the drips. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Hhugo thinks it's okay to probe a guy because it's only gay if you kiss him T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I kissed a guy, once, but I'm not gay T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I was trying to make this girl jealous of him so she'd sleep with him T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: sure u are T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: ? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: that didn't make much sense T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I've kissed a few girls who weren't relatives T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: u need a hot cousin then T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, it makes sense if you been drinking T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I have one, but his boyfriend's hot too T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: which I had at the time, since it was a party T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Anyway, I hated it T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okay, we won't kiss then T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I like girls too much to ever be gay, sorry T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'll just watch Hhugo probe you T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost: "a hot cousin" not only means you'll have to beat a few batmen flying around her, but also that you'll have some responsibility for her children once she gets the fly. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I have like, the hottest girl cousin ever T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I think you can marry your second cousin, is that right? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm quite scared, my cousin looks too much like me T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's like a Maury episode - Is my husband's brother my baby's father T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: i thought that was springer T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think it's 2nd T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost: you can marry your relatives if you want your kids and grandchildren to hate you. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah Maury does similar stuff without the pole dancer T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I hate children anyway ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: ahhh T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: i know a family like that... first cousins married.. children look really messed up T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost: why marry if you don't want children? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: the vast majority of states actually allow marriage of first cousins T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I was just asking from a hypothetical point of view. I doubt I'll get married ever ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I believe, though not with certainty you cannot married a first cousin in the UK T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: marry* - I'm tired so forgive the bad spelling T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: me too, shattered T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I just had to lie down for 20 mins T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: u owe me 20 min of overtime, apathy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I so need to actually learn to do that T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ok asymptomatic, where do you want me? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Wait ... I can't resist the opportunity - 20 mins on your back, Apathy, were you working? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I would have laughed so hard if that wasn't directed at me =P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: nah, you can marry first cousins in UK T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Although....crazy story....the guy who just moved out of my flat was a gay male prostitute who kept stealing things from the kitchen T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: After he moved out 2 days ago we finally found the coffee table that had been missing for 3 months stashed in his wardrobe T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm so torn between asking what he was stealing and thinking about what he might be doing T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: He was bringing clients back here T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Fortunately for me, all my cousins are fat and ugly, so it's not an issue. That being said, I understand there's not really much danger in first cousins procreating as was originally thought. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Then he pissed off one of them and he ended up at my door drunk out of his face with a bottle of wine T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yay 2 more mins and i get to shove food in my face T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Although, I had no idea at the time he was this guys paying customer T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh great, so now this other guy is thinking ... it's like one of those cathouses in America? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I've refused to do business with paying customers because they were assholes or idiots. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Who knows what he was thinking, I just thought he was being friendly T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: He came in, we started drinking this bottle of wine, and I skinned up a doobie and we started smoking T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: The customer is always right, but I decide who's a customer. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Then 15 mins later he suddenly starts leaning forward if he's about to kiss me T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's probably just about loneliness T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm like....dude.....seriously.....really nice of you and everything, but I"m straight T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: WG, that's fine when you're in a position to make that decision T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Then he threw up in my shower and went outside and started trashing all the bins T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Then got dragged off by security T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But yeah, thats when I started researching this other guy in the flat cos I knew something weird was going on T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I have huge issues with guys who cannot accept that most men are straight T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Isn't everyone? Damn, I keep forgetting about the "average" people. I can barely see them from my ivory tower. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy snickers with WeaponGuy about their shared secret. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves smirks at WeaponGuy's saying. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Actually, a lot of homos seem to believe every man is gay and most are just hiding it. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost: "A diplomat is a person who can tell another to go fuck himself in such a way that the latter will look forward to it". Live and learn? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You tell A Ghost Of Timeghost to go FUCK THEMSELF! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I thought Diplomacy was saying "Nice doggy" until you find a stick. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: wow, you're visible :-) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm aware that a lot of homos believe that. I think it's a ridiculous belief based on their own desperation. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost: I'll be short T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost goes: T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: If a hot guy is straight I just think ... darn T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You giggle. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: fuck ya T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: right back at ya :( T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: granted, a lot of guys think that "yeah, that chick wants me" as well :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: That and their ridiculous claim that 10% of men are gay. It's closer to 2%. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: love being randomly flicked off T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: so delusions abound on both sides T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But....if a guy thinks that about a chick, he's more likely to be right T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Actually the figures are more like impossible to tell as sexuality is fairly badly defined T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Personally, I wish more men were gay. It would leave more women for me. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: since there are more straight people about T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy laffs at WeaponGuy. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost chants 'Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry!' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: nah, apathy, he's not thinking "that chick is straight"... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but a straight girl is more likely to want a guy, than a straight man ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: just not THAT guy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You do get a few points purely for being the right gender T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost: every girl wants a proper... man. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I've slept with guys who would say they are straight. Does that mean they weren't? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Everyone is a human with hormones and shit at the end of the day T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: And no drink or drugs were involved btw - so you can't get me on 'unconscious' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: rohipnol is classified as a drug btw T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: maybe they were bi? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I don't even know what that looks like to be honest T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikejs: and blunt force trauma prolly counts as something else. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, they were saying they were straight T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: playing hard to get? =P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: It won't be long, now. Hollywood is doing everything they can to demonize heterosexuality. Only problem is, women respond to that brainwashing more. Movies and MTV has far too many girls saying "I only date black guys". They'll be brainwashed into only fucking each other, next. When I was in Gainesville FL, I thought it was illegal for a girl to fuck a white guy. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Point is - it's their choice what they define themselves as, I'm happy to accept them being straight :) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, you must have a few tricks up your sleeve if you can pull straight men T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Really all that matters is if someone's getting it on, they enjoy it and it's not doing them or anyone else harm T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, no tricks, I'm just fabulous T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I'm just sick of this idea that who white girls are fucking is a fashion statement, like what brand purse they carry. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I tend to get thrown out of gay clubs a lot T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: it is like people look at me and know T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I got thrown out of one club for 'shaking' because I was apparently so drunk. I was TRYING to dance =( T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'd only had like 2 pints T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and what other substances? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: ...at that bar. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lol nothin, I mainly just drink when I go out T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: don't really ever do pills T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh that reminds me - I get a new set of meds Friday - maybe I should go look them up T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: last time I did pills I ended up punching a door and breaking my hand T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: sort of a problem if you study music T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know if I ever broke my fingers I'd be really worried about being able to play the piano T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I can't now, but I'd be worried T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: apparently I now only have 95% of the mobility in my little finger of my right hand T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I had whats known as a 'boxers fracture'. Kind of apt for the injury resulting in punching a door. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: didn't feel a thing till next morning T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: then first thing I noticed when I woke up....'shit....my hand....ugh' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: blue T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: ok.. that wasnt cast heal :) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz flicks a bird at no one in particular. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie implies with her middle finger that she would like Jawz to fuck off! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz gives The Lovely Jademarie the bird. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie cackles as she waves her bare blue ass at Jawz! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz cackles as he waves his bare blue ass at The Lovely Jademarie! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: pssshhh T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: i know it all T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: fuck you :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: ok! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: hey jawz you got beer flavored nipples? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: i got beer flavored cum T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: want some? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: i don't drink beer T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: pussay T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: i drink the hard stuff T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: yes i do T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think he's got something that's hard for you T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: don't they all :D T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: if you leave me now can I fuck your sister? (and your best friend) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Sure, my best friend is called Julian, you okay with that? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: My name is not Julian! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'll be your friend if you fuck me :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Such fluid pick up lines.....^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Call me shallow :D T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valley Garl: Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home:) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You can get a thing that makes your toilet water that blue here T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Scary thing is - my eyes are blue T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: best pick up line ever is tom cruise in top gun T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You never close your eyes, anymore when I kiss, your li-i-ps T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: you've lost that shocking grasp feeling? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: woa that shocking graps feeling T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: you've lost that shocking grasp feeeling, now its gone, gone, gone T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy laughs T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: heh... toilet water back home... funny... think I may use that one in the future T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh baby baby, I'll give all my aard to yooo-oo-ooo T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ..*flicks hair back* so, whats a elven mage like you doing in a tavern like this T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: check out note 4562 on games board for the aardwolf pickup line competition ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starbug: i want to say something with saves and no protection... can't form it right tho :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You probably have a few days at least =P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: depends on how many entries I get ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: Get your coat love (this is a rape) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: not very tasteful atdmittedly T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Bend over, here comes the only entry you need T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lol ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orcaello: random T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orcaello summons a Chocobo and rides off into the wilderness. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quintillius: Dexx is tha shit T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Fuck all you haters (I despise that word but whatever) fuck you USA is here ride these nuts OLE OLE OLE OLE T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: ... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu gets a blank look on his face. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: this isn't the retarded monologue channel. move to echo.kthx. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Oh yeah marquez is a bust ass piece of trash :) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell has a The Knight look on their face. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell has a Daft look on their face. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar is agreeing with that If you see Dashiell person again... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Ugh, hush. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell has a Harry look on their face. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell has a a tentacled, horned nightmare from beyond look on their face. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ScarletWitch has a Ellyde the prostitute look on their face. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: here T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: yes T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: better to discuss that stuff here :) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo is agreeing with that Remind Hargreaves person again... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: her dad walked in and i've known him for 8 years or so.. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well it's embarassing but only nasty if he asks to join in T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SSJ Kriccolo: welcome all you naughties from gossip, poisoning the minds of virgin gamers. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Did I mention I'm a homonecronymphobestipheliac? I can't get enough sex with dead male animals. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: but i jumped into her bathroom and she shut her door said she was getting ready to go see me(my car parked out back that he didn't see) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Do you do BDSM too - do you often flog a dead horse? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh peers around himself intently. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: That would be sick. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: no. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: anyways came over yesterday and her dad looked at me funny as i walked back into her room he came back said the tv was to loud and shut the door for us T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's amusing when you read some of the stuff that people will do with one another - then you ask them something simple like ... 'do you swallow' and the response is like you just asked the most perverted thing imaginable T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: hargreaves you don't think asking someone if they swallow is inappropriate? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: nope T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well ... given the context no T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Like I wouldn't ask you right now if you did T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'd wait till you offered :P T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: lol i have had an ex-gf's mum come lay in the bed w/ use while we where having sex, thankfully we had a blanet and just thought we were cuddling T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: It's perfectly appropriate if you're asking about how they taste wine... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol i think i just got burned... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: blacklight was her mom hot? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If one can't tell the difference between your fucking and your cuddling, no wonder she's an ex. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, nice, Hargreaves, I missed that second part of that... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: lol no she was hot but her mum was like 400 pounds,, and we where in a twin bed T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: that's sickening... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: She could move into her daughter's bedroom? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: actully i thought it was pretty damn funny T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Teenagers need to have it explained to them - parents KNOW what they do, but we all have to pretend we don't T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If I'm in bed with a girl, I don't want her mom around. ...unless she's saying "Let me show you a better way to do that, Honey." T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: not really T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: there you go :) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So long as you're dressed when we knock on your door after shouting up the stairs, we don't care T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: my dad gave me a do not disturbe sign. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: hargreaves what do you mean we? are you a father? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: got a daughter? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: as in adults Hhugo T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: oh... you mean adults with children? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: My sister does it like this: - she goes out, she knows the girlfriend is coming over, she gets home, she shouts up the stairs and then goes to make a cup of tea/coffee T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: yea T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I try to avoid those websites. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: My nephew's job is then to get dressed quick and come down and pretend they were listening to music in his room T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: my family doesn't touch my door anymore with as manythat comes over T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol i remember those days T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: well this class is over see ya'll alter T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zoh: be back tomorrow same time:) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say if you're living with your mom, you probably shouldn't be having sex. If you feel you must, you probably should find somewhere else to do it. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo is agreeing with that WeaponGuy person again... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: unless ur parents go out of town often like mine did T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: anyone over 25, in my opinion, and still living with their mother, is incredibly fuckn sad... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: But hey, that's what my taxes are for: To pay for your kids. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol instant T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: No offence to anyway, if thats the case. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think I'd rather he was with his gf in my sister's house rather than over a bench in the park T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: though he's probably done both T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Like, christ almighty, I am fucking 17, turning 18, and I am already out on my arse. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Going grocery shopping is becoming habit. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol instant i moved out of my home when i was 16 T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: i'm 20 now T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Thats fair enough. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I don't bother with that with my son. If he wants to sleep with someone, that's fine, he knows he's expected to use condoms if he does and that I don't care how many I buy, and that he had better not be sleeping with someone in my bed--he has his own. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant grins evilly. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves is agreeing with that Lacrimosa person again... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol lacrimosa T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: how olds ur son? 12? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant smirks at Cap'n Hhugo's saying. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: 15. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: More people need to watch Idiocracy. If you don't get it, it's about you. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But really, my sister knows he does stuff, she does the shouting upstairs to warn him she's around T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: She dont' need to hear loud moans and screams from his room T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: My mother died of Tuberculosis after the war, then the great depression hit and my father lost everything. Wound up jumping out of a window. I traveled the country as a hobo until FDR started the CCC. Went to work building bridges for 37 cents a day plus food. Had to mud by leaving stacks of stones for the next player. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lol if ur having sex in ur parents house u'd think you would tone it down a bit T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Why - if she's out ;) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: in case she came home... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Though the best deterrent is his 13 year old brother T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: yeah, I understand that one... :) I don't want to hear loud moans from anyone, kid or not. Heh, yeah, younger kids are a great deterrent. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: This is bullshit that kids are having sex when their parents are around. Most parents won't have sex when their kids are around. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: lol i used to get yelled at all the time for us "laughing" to loud T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: i did that T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: and they knew too T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: poor blacklight... so innocent T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: only thing they ever told me was to "make sure the condom doesn't hang over the side of the trashcan" T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: boy was I EMBARASSED! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: lmao wyverex T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: lol we wernt laughing T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: She was. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: ooooooooHHHHHHHHHHH T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: SNAP! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: hah funny T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Crap I thought our little bit of snow would clear up for me going out tomorrow - but it's snowing again T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I figure if my son wants to have sex, he's going to find somewhere to do it anyway--he might as well be doing it someplace where I know he's safe and got necessary supplies on hand rather than getting busted in a movie theater or a park. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: for all you drunk motherF*ckers : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ZhkLUcKT8&feature=related T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and yes I know it's wussy snow T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I am so not a motherfucker T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, most of our snow melted off in the 5 days of warm weather and rain... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: i do not judge you if you do be honest T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, I would never fuck my mother and frankly my dad wasn't hot enough T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I just moved to FL and the snow was already gone, when I got here. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I just don't fuck drunks...mothers or not. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: check the song it makes you happy T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Sometimes hot drunk chicks can be fun... One time I took this girl home and she said "tie me up." I said "Boy, have you come to the right place." That was a fun night. ...for me. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I'm just not into the whole drunk sex thing... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If she's tied wrist to ankle, with her ass in the air, does it matter if she's drunk or not? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: WWJD? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: use protection. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: then again he could just heal himself T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: lol T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: hrmmm T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: but one of you would be very uncomfortable T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I just don't care for drunk sex. It's better when you're both really into each other and buzzed on that instead. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Oh, I was into her. DEEP. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: nothing wrong with that, just more fun in my book when you can get her not to be quiet when she's sober... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: wait lacrimosa i thought u were a mother... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I am. I'm also bisexual and polyamorous. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: got it... sorry for the confusion T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Hhugo - mothers can be lesbian or bisexual T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grypphos: po-ly-am-or-ous T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: yeah hargreaves.... i realize that T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: So, your little black book is the white pages? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Just like there's a lot of kids that found out their dads gay T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: mmmm, sounds like fun T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: that was my next question T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: if she was lesbian or bisexual T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: no, my little black book is currently 3 people, 2 male, 1 female. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: The minimum required for an orgy. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: hahaha T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: weaponguy might be on to something there.... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh great, but I doubt if they all visit Lacrimosa shouts 'we have quorum' T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, I like mine one-on-one, just like having options available. Different relationships are good for different things, you know? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grypphos: how so T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grypphos: just out of curiosity T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: right again, Hargreaves. I don't. I'm more likely to open up the router if they all visit so we can play lan games. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Ooh. Let me get my camcorder. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: well, Grypphos, Nick's and my relationship is more of a friends and fuckbuddies thing--he brings out my more aggressive and almost butch side...security and guns and the military and computers. Tina and I hang out and cook and go out and party together. Bill and I actually just had to cut things back to friends because of his other gf, but that was the sweet romantic relationship with a best friend, but I'd never dream of going shooting guns with him--however, we share a passion for photography and anime and books. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: motherfuck... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to herself. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: sorry, he asked... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: I just got fucking white out all over my elbow. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl cares. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Shouldn't masturbate at your pc then T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: lol, nice one... T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: That's not white out. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Fucking shut it. Its white out if I say its fucking white out. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: is that what the kids are calling it these days? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically like a stupid motherfucker. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah okay, tell that to those japanese girls with white out all over their faces after bukakke T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, yeah. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Miquiz Tetzahuitl. Cockfag. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: cockfag T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl giggles. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Don't do that... Then they wouldn't lick it off each other. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: son of a bitch, I've got a meeting in half an hour and this place is a mess! laters! T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Only because I can't say it on debate: Is the world just a cum stain on Amarufox' keyboard? T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy suffers in silence, a single tear rolling down his cheek. T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh no, my ashtray is on fire again T1/r5/2009-02-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or more accurately, my ash cup T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snagandorf: welp damnit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull tells you to be a good bitch, get on all fours, and enjoy the next 15 minutes. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy frowns sadly, looks around and goes 'meh..' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Isn't valentines day depressing? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: 24 hrs to go T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: isn't curse chan depressing? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 24 hours until what? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: valentines day T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: the end... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cap'n Hhugo: that too T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm gonna start drinking at 11am T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Heh, Valentine's day is a total crock of shit. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: All the dumbshit feminist nazis are performing the Vagina Monologues this week, thinking they're hot shit. Take your "Vagina Warrior" bullshit and shove it, assholes. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And we should kick Eve Ensler in the box while we're at it. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I love a good excuse to sit around drinking and feeling depressed T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: valentines day is perfect T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Don't be depressed. Think of it as not having to spend tons of money on gifts and dinner for some girl who'll probably dump you the week after :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I don't really spend money on girls anyway T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: just cut it 50/50 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: suppose I'm a tight ass T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm not loaded though T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I hate it because they buy you all that shit and you feel like you 'have' to stay with them, or be seen as an ungrateful bitch. I'll pass, thanks. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I prefer my relationships to be equal T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: nah, we won't think you're ungrateful T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: fuck buying a girl loads of shit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I don't do material girls T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: As I always say, my idea girl would be just as happy smokin a cig on kerb somewhere with a bottle of cheap alcohol, than some fancy restaurant somewhere T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: an ideal woman wouldnt smoke anything but my cock T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: well done T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I am an elite ninja T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Just thought I'd let you guys know T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halifax: Congratulations? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: Regards, T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Join me for a bowl of ramen? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: ramen > all :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Hwaaaaaaah!!1 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see smoke bellowing out from Unrequited Apathy's pants! Someone get a bucket! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx bitchslaps apathy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy frowns sadly, looks around and goes 'meh..' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: just had to do that sorry, heh T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It's quite alright. But do it again and I'll set starling on you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: Wilco T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: fuck fuck fuck T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ass ass ass T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ass ass ass T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: oops T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: my montage skill stopped working! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling peers intently at Uptoit. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Watching this show about the American troops in Iraq makes me wish we could just drop atomic bombs on those filthy rat-folk. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: To think that our troops are fighting and dying for that garbage. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Man, fuck the 'rules of engagement' in Iraq. Just blow the fucking mosque up, along with all the shit inside it. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: we should just blow everything up outside the US border T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Everything Islamic, anyway. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie implies with her middle finger that she would like Jawz to fuck off! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie just got a face full of Jawz's balls! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Or at least build a time machine and send that garbage back to the 12th century. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Moth balls! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: Ah, the sudden outbursts of immaturity! I've missed you since high school! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quintillius tries to defend his rights, he must be a damn terrorist! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It just irritates me to watch these Al'Qaeda rat-folk shooting at our troops while hiding behind 'rules of engagement.' IMHO they threw that defense out as soon as they crashed the first jetliner into the WTC. Kill them all, I say. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: How I wish unconvetionalwarfare was that easy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hell, torture them before killing them. Slowly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: We need gladiator arenas back. Make those rat-folk fight each other, or animals. Drug them up on PCP or something so that they don't know what's going on. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: that would be awesome T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Of course, they ARE animals, so I guess we don't need to harm actual animals. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: A wild bear is more human than a Muslim terrorist will ever be. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: those are even wrose ideas than a kill-im-all genocide T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I think they deserve it. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: regardless, they're not smart thins to do T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Animals have no rights. Dispose of them as animals. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: stupid decisions get soldiers killed T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: my dog has rights T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: And, as much as one may hate their enemy, they must still treat aforementioned enemy with a degree of respect. Treat them as human, for they are human, and can plan like one. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: a wily and cunning adversary is dangerous. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Absolutely not. No respect, and no presumption of humanity. They are lower than the lowest microorganism. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: So are cunning linguists T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: starling just stfu about it allrdy and join join bush in the dog house T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: They are The Enemy. They picked up a rifle for personal reasons, just like every one of our soldiers. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I would love the job of electrocuting those terrorists. Sign me up. I'd take pleasure in each and every one that I'd put down. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quintillius: join the marines T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quintillius: go kill em T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Be a Jarhead T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: Man's capacity to kill Man is saddening, but its what we do. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quintillius: man that's alot of mans T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: They are still looking for a few good men T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: And I'm in the military. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: We really shouldn't have gone over there at all. Just irritates me to see what those filthy shit-folk do to us. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Death and disease to all of them. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: you ever compete in combat sports starling? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And that has what to do with this? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: well maybe you should channel that anger over there T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: Regardless of whther or not we should have been there, we are there now. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pulls out a gun and blows Jawz's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If only I could actually do that. Ah, well, you get to live I guess. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: emote facepalms T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: emote facepalms twice T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Try 'curse *facepalm', Thanabus. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: Thanks, still new T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: I assume you get the point, though T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling slaps a big pink NEEEEEEWBIE sticker on Thanabus's forehead! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh well, going to bed, still sick. I hope my throat is less sore tomorrow. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: 'night T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If you get this respiratory shit that's been going around, just go to the doctor straight away. It's some nasty shit. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: I live in Japan ATM. I'm pretty safe from that. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: questor needs to die, slowly! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: fuck yea! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Fuck oath! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: the cunts given me 20 qps.. in 3 quests T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: keeps giving me 8 stinking qps T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: smack instant T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: JOKES T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury SMACKS Killhappy Instant upside the head, wonder what he did. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: your all sHIT T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thanabus: oath-fuck! Sorry, I think thats kinda funny T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: I get like 20-2 qps :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: intant your lucky, the little bastards giving me 9 - 12 qps im glad I did a campaign. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: its because you SUCK. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant grins evilly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Jokeeez T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: funny bastard aren't ya? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Possibly.. I get more funny in friends chat. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: heh just messing with ya, dude T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Lies. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: All lies. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Fuckin liars. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Yeah. *nods* T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: gtfo :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: j/k T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: BONUS TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie implies with her middle finger that she would like Jawz to fuck off! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: now be nice kis. and make up T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Paranoid Gaultier: o0o T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: later bitches!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm eating a yorkie bar T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: strictly not for girls T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy smiles happily. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: wtf is a yorkie bar? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Actually it might be english chocolate T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Their advert is, 'its not for girls' and has a picture of a a stick woman with a line through it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: well, by it might be english chocolate, I mean, it IS english chocolate, but they might not have it in America T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm suprised such a sexist advert would ever work T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: ah...I've got a dark chocolate truffle bar here. ;) I'm in a metro area, might be able to get it at one of the import shops if nothing else. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Its basically a really chunky chocolate bar, which is why its supposedly not for girls T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Omg does my butt look fat? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: No more than yesterday ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: OMGGGG ITS THE END OF MY LIFEEEE T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I got your card, Apathy :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: but not gonna bother if it's not really good chocolate. And not for girls doesn't say a damned thing about not being for women. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant bursts into solid, giant tear-like tears. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Lol actually, they did make a limited edition version with a bright pink packet. The girl version. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but now its been discontinued T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm guessing it was too little too late for the offended females in question T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, it was a limited edition T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, I don't like pink, so I'd never buy that. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: exactly, because its a limited edition..... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: meaning it will at some point be discontinued..... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: This card Apathy, it's a bit girly - I'm surprised you picked it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh, you got my valentines card Hargreaves? ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy sniggers quietly to himself, reflecting over an amusing thought. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But I think the postie nicked the naked pics out of it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Actually, that would have been me.....=S T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You took your own pics out of the card? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I realised my mistake after I posted it and had to break open a post box. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: wow, that's like really being into yourself T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: they weren't naked pics of me..... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ah I'll let you off then T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A large blue sweatdrop appears on Unrequited Apathy's forehead. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm sure your mum would've killed you for sending those pics out T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: great, a good chance to take more pics T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: besides, my mother hates me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I rang home yesterday and she was 'too busy' to speak to me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah, it's because she caught you taking pics of your dad T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves comforts Unrequited Apathy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: that would be impossible ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Noone's mother should be too busy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: thats what I thought T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but then I thought fuck it, don't really need a family anyway T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I mean ... it's all about YOU YOU YOU isn't it? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: nods, how inconsiderate of me to ring someone when they are busy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I am a selfish bastard T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Can I be a selfish bastard too? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, it costs 5tps to join....but sure =) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: arent u that already Tur T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Yeah, I was just testing Apathy to see if they knew all the members. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: aha T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Good Work, Iceman. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: thats the way he flies, ice cold, no mistakes T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: yeeeehaaaaaaaaa jesters dead T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Speaking of Iceman, you still want that portal? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: uh, you guys probably have no idea what that is from T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: No, we've never seen Top Gun before. Tell us more about it! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh man, top gun is such an amazing film T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: the plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yeah there's all these scenes where Tom Cruise looks tall T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Amazing what you can with boxes and camera angles T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It actually is...if you've ever seen the making of lotr! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The way they make the hobbits look small next to a human etc and other things T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: damn, now I want another yorkie bar T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: its blatantly coffee time T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If you hold the kettle really high when you make coffee, you get frothy coffee. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Wow, such an exciting Friday. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling spanks Unrequited Apathy playfully. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Arrested many people today? ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Not yet. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Going to class now, but I'll kick some ass when I return. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Dare I ask what type of class? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: wait, that should be *axe T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Dare I axe T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Geology, subsurface interpretation methods. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Basically, with the right instrumentation, you really can tell your ass from a hole in the ground. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: That must rock...I'm sure... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Wow, I can use facebook to find out what dinosaur I am T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Isn't technology marvellous. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: All I have to do is answer a few simple questions T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: a likalottapuss? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Is that the dinosaur with four tongues instead of a face? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: and really long finger-like appendage s T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I am so hungry T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I might have to go shopping or something T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: its dawning on me that cigarettes are not a substitute for food T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or at least, not a very good substitute T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blailus: play WoW... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy aims the crosshairs..Blailus collapses in a pool of blood. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blailus: well if you're stupid enough to smoke maybe you're stupid enough to play wow ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You have to be stupid to smoke? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: An interesting theory T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, I guess that makes me a fucking dumbass. *sparks up* T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Hwaaaaaaaaaaaaah T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: How can I be the last person to talk on this channel like, 4 hours ago T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Do you guys have lives or something? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Anyone ever drink old speckled hen? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy celbrates his 4teenth birthday 2day. wherez the chix? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy iz da kewlest guy on da mud n u no it! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: don't such a whiney, naysaying fucking cunt T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: yeah, fucking tossers T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi cackles gleefully at Unrequited Apathy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn goes, "OK". T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Apathy, you are not 4teen, so don't lie T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He's 12. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I fucking ACT like it....so there is nothing you can do. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh look who it ain't T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: How was rock class? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: you ain't that old, and you sure ain't that hung T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It was okay T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Would have been better if I weren't so goddamn sick. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Discover any really interesting rocks? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just your mom's head. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know where you can get real moon rocks T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Don't, you'll get her excited T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: there's this shop down the road sells them for like 25 pence T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: FROM THE MOON !!!111ONEONEONE T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: though I think they call them something like pop rocks in the US T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhenders: pop rocks and vodka T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: put them on your tongue and they explode T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: pop rocks n cola is awesome. you should try it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: starling, I'm a cleric, I can cure your sickness T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nooo, pop rocks and soda - hold your mouth shut - then when it's all exploding, open and aim at someone T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I doubt they're from the moon. They might be plagioclase, but I guarantee they're terrestrial. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: they're sweets (candy), pay attention T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Kill yourself. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and take starling with you T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, I won't be suiciding my character into King Bird today. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: What's wrong anyway starling T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy yawns. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: WTF??!!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: all this bitching and moaning about morgues. if player wants to handicap themself, let them. let lasher decide if its worth coding. the rest of you fucking flamers just need to shut the fuck up. you're not adding anything T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi bows deeply. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: FYI i got my clan morgue T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: i'm not bitchin about that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: i'm bitchin because i can't believe britney spears is sexy again T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell: as if she ever were. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: the previous statement did not apply to XYZplayer if XYZplayer was not flaming/bitching/pissing/moaning/wasting time T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: She says stop talking about her T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: and leave her alone T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: uhmm... ok then let's talk about rihanna :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Iceman Iceman Iceman T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: and paris hilton texting chris brown T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: don't tell me your sorrrry cuz you're nottttttttt T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: baybeeee when I know your only sorrrry you got caau-au-au-auaght T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Take that shit to music channel T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Habasi tells Starling to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pulls out a gun and blows Habasi's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Don't tell me what to do starling, I am above the law. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh yes, give me more please T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: starling vs habasi T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: FIRST BLOOD T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hmm, guess noone ever played primal rage either T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If you take a bottle of vodka and bang it with something and slowly tip it up, the pitch changes T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: If you're already fuckin drunk when you try this, you usually end up without any vodka... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: woah, smart. I can play mary had a little lamb on a vodka bottle T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ph34r me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Drink the vodka, you'll be able to convince yourself you can play Mozart's unfinished on the bottle T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I can anyway. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I'm uber like that. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: By flipping it with your penis? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: what exactly do you mean by mozarts unfinished? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Did you have something particular in mind? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or perhaps you mean schuberts unfishinished symphony T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah if you're drunk enough, you won't care if Mozart had one ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Dude, I can be drunk as fuck and I'd still care about that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: cos its probably all I actually care about T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But that's because you're a muso T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: precisely T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves nods. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: My doctor told me today I have to stop caring :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: my doctor told me I need to get laid T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Actually I think that would work for me too T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Wanna help each other? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lol, post on games board T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Hargreaves, if I was gay, I'd fuck you hard T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: just go to the peaceful mountain in minos and read the desc, then you will know I am not gay T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: the graf even T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Remind Hargreaves mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm not that dim, I generally assume all other guys are straight - but hey, it's much more fun to act like you don't T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: You guys ever play Guitar Hero? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: rockband is cooler T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: yeah man, I fucknig own lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: well i guess GH 3 is the same T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Did you buy the song "Behind the Mask" by Anarchy Club? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: can 95%+ pretty much all songs on expert T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: buckethead gives me a little headache on expert but I can get through it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: same with that dragonforce song T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: On the original GH. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'll be honest, I totally admire most people who can do musical stuff since I'm completely talentless - it's about the one area in life apart from sports where I'm hopeless T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Wait, Dragonforce? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Which GH? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: dragonforce on GH3, that is the 'tough' track for that game T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: jordan buckethead is the 'tough' track on GH2 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Holy shit, and I didn't buy 3 because I didn't think it would be that great. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I wuvs me some Dragonforce. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: actually, I believe the GH games have got better with each release T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: GH1 didn't even have hammer ons and pull offs T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: They originally sucked because the were all covers. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: or hammers and snaps as I like to call them T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yeah, but I didn't know a lot of the originals turrillius T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so it didn't bother me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I can see how that would make sense. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I got GH rocks the 80s for ps2 aswell T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: But stuff like Ozzy was shit. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hell there is even a GH aerosmith I believe T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and then of course, rock band T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: they get a little easy for my enjoyment sometimes T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: 5 buttons compared to an actual guitar, sorta takes the piss T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but hell, its a game T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: At least the drums are something you hit with sticks T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It was sorta dissapointing to get the game and complete it through on hard without failing a song T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: on every version T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I suppose if they could trust teens not to smash their guitars, they could use touch screen for the guitars? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: would that be like a real one? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: expert wasn't that much harder it just doubles up some of the notes...and of course, includes all solo notes where hard misses some out T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: in some ways hard is actually harder than expert T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: its confusing to press 5 buttons and play 8 notes T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but I also like the game....some of the finger patterns are similar to a real guitar T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: plus the rhythm is exactly the same for your right hand, providing you play on expert T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: god, I'm nearly out of booze and not nearly drunk enough T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: its valentines day tomorrow T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I got a card :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lucky you T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: no girls even know where I live to post me a card T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okie so I know my sister sent it, but I was quite touched still T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: send me a card hargreaves =P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: don't care if its late T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okay stop being cute T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I can't help it! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'd rather just give you head for Valentines day T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It's just my natural state T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell: what, headless? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: pretty much dash T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: tell me you are doing something better tomorrow T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, I thought the word was brainless T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: s/cute/brain-dead T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: starling, your opinion is not valid T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh he's brain-dead, but he's quite cute too T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He's definitely not cute. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: are YOU cute starling? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sickeningly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okie so he looks like he fell off a stage at Glastonbury, but he's not bad T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . (__) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rithlin chuckles politely. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ahhh, the sickeningly cute 28 year old T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 27, actually. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling is looking MIGHTY fine tonight, you make your move hoping it's not another 400lb 50-year old trucker from Duluth named Bubba, like last time. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm not far off T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: curse -h 20 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling peers around herself intently. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Smart move! Starling tries to start some discussion about the weather, hoping no one noticed her last mischan. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hahahahhaha noob T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: calling ME braindead T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Trying to see if history would show who did cowshit. :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I blame the cold medications. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: and failing :p T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yeah, I actually have no idea T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: who did cowshi social? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: starling is gonna arrest yo ass T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Ghost Of Timeghost goes: T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: you too buddy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Aaha, caught the Imm T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: it's always funny watching these programmes on tv about people trying to smuggle drugs and getting examined T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I bet the poor fuckers don't even get kissed before someone shoves their hand up there T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: re ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Someone rang me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: doesn't usually happen T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: 07546074527 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So Apathy, is this a girl's number? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: why don't you ring it and find out =P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: or you want us to ring you? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: pfft you could've told me it was a hot guy and maybe I would've T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ok, I foolishly typed my number out on curse T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Saddo no mates T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: it was for my own amusement T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: noone would ever believe it was my number anyway T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Posting your mobile number isn't for amusement, wanking is something you do for your own amusement T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I do both hargreaves T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Who are you to judge? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Think you are something special? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai giggles, silly boys. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well now I've seen one, I can live in hope for seeing the other T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I had my mobile number in my finger for like 4 years, noone ever rang it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: I would have, if I cared enough. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I always dreamed about getting a late night call saying my clan was getting raided T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But I'm not that important T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: I get a phone call every time that my clan or one of my allies gets raided. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I would jump out of bed at 3am and heroically ward off all raiders single handedly T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: must make you popular with the ladies T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: I get a phone call some times for raids on my enemies too :o T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So Felt, did you ever have your pre and title set to something like ... OMG I think I just got Felt up T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: You wank off all of the raiders? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: No, not really. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: However. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'll do it :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: someone could at least text me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt you up, and your mother too. The whore liked it. Bitch. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling gropes Felt. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah, but your dad told me I was better than you :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ENE HOT CHIX ON?!?!?! SEND ME A TELL thx T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: You and his dad spent a lot of time together huh Hargreaves. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: of course, even a shitty lay like yourself is better than never getting laid T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Is 30 seconds a long time for you, Inicus? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Way too long T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I've got shit to do, not sit and wait to feel something. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so aggressive felt T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I agree, gotta keep those customers moving T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: (Friend) Impotent Inicus: 'Who the fuck is Hargreaves' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yeah, who the fuck is hargreaves T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: ultimately ... noone :) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: certainly not a fucking footballer T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: party at the peaceful mountain in minos T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: Hargreaves is nothing more then a bot. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm so proud of like, the only room left in the MUD I made T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The other ones got deleted T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Aawww - so is peaceful mountain like brokeback? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: After I spent hours writing room descs T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What area got removed? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that must suck - but can't you write more? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: actually it was rogues clan T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I wrote a few descs for rogues clan T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: then ons lost the plot T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Who was your previous character? Or was it on this character? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: you know, before you pickle your brain in vodka T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: starling, you hated my previous character T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Who was it? :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I remember you telling me how lame I was and how I should have chosen a better sposue T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: Hitler T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Why would you think that - doesn't she hate all characters? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Were you married to Alixana? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: indeed T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling comforts Unrequited Apathy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: tis your old buddy greg from rogues T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh, Gregor, of course. Honestly can't remember why I was pissed off at you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: well, it was about 20 mins before you outcasted T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I do remember her sending me a bunch of incoherent tells out of nowhere though. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You were highly insulting T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No surprise there. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: indeed T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but its fine, I forgive you T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: perhaps you were right T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Anyway, you're better off to be out of that clan. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: agreed T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: what a fuckup of a clan T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I wouldn't know, these days. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But, I'm not into clan politics anymore T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm just here to cause a riot T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Fuck clans T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: fuck apathies T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: That's awfully unapathetic of you, Apathy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: this is true. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex blows up. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: We don't care about Apathy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ho ho ho, the originality never ceases. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Boats and ho's T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: ho's and boats T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus grooves to the music. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Ho's in boats? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: I'm apathetic about originality, personally. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I found out about my guitar T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: well, actually I'll continue if anyone remembers or cares T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: well I gave you that website - so I vaguely care T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Save ur breath T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I spoke to my teacher at college T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: a music conservatoire with a good reputation mind T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: my teacher told me a split in the headstock would never effect the bass strings T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: that goes contrary to what someone told me yesterday, that a split in the wood would absorb low frequency sounds T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but to me......the latter sounded more correct T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: with my limited background in physics T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so I rung my old teacher T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: my music teacher told me to stay the fuck away from the instruments...I was terrible T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: More surface area, so yes, it WOULD... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: he confirmed that a split in the headstock would actually effect the sound of the strings T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It bothers me that my current teacher does not know that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: its like I downgraded teachers T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Put some sellotape round it, you'll end up with something like Seasick Steve plays T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You too could headline major festivals T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I go to one of the best conservatoires in the country and my teacher does not know what he is talking about half the time T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: its not because he's bad....he really isn't. I was just lucky to find my first teacher T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but....it was the way my teacher spoke to me this morning T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I had a lesson at 930am T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: when I asked him about the split in the headstock and if it would affect the sound T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: he looked at me incredulously T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ..."of course it wouldn't affect the sound. Thats to do with the soundhole, nothing to do with the top part of the instrument. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: you and your technical terms...sound hole.... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx trying to find a flower tucci wallapaper T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So yeah....a highly respected guitarist in the field....doesn't actually know what the fuck he's talking about in terms of guitar construction. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: and in case you are wondering, its Mark Ashford. Thats my teacher. Go google him if you care. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: He has videos on youtube....plays very sweetly. Beautiful tone, very reminiscent of Julian Bream. But he definitely isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So I'm probably going to go back home to my first teacher this weekend T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Play a few concert guitars see which one I would like to buy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: All the muso talent in our family went to my cousin :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: It'll leave me in huge debt....but....we all die someday T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I want to die saying I've played a high quality classical guitar T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: looks like I'm gonna need at least 4k T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: equates to roughly $7k T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: thats more than my life is worth T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: but I'm gonna die a happy motherfucker, and none of you can take that way from me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: good for you, apathy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, I'm not sure if thats sarcasm T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: But I don't care T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If it is, fuck you......your mom is a slag. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If not. Thanks =) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Anyway, I was mainly getting to the point, that, just because someone is highly acclaimed, doesn't mean they actually know shit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: And people who know they are highly acclaimed will make shit up T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Just because they think their words carry more authority T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: it wasn't sarcasm. . . . T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well, thanks then =) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hawx? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: what? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Nothing of any consequence, was just wondering who you were T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: a level 1 sn with no quests failed T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: that would be telling, now would it? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh, not saying you have to divulge anything T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You merely sparked my curiosity. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: theres an underage chick in my flat T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: just thought you'd guys would like to know that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you should go sodomize her T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi crosses her arms and nods sagely to herself. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: sodomize? what the fuck? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: FUCK T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Where are all the non perverted guys T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no no, every woman should be sodomized before anything T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: WHAT THE FUCK? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SSJ Kriccolo: that's what the doctor does when they spank the baby T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SSJ Kriccolo: get it out of the way, like circumcision T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: she was like, I'm at school T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: there we go, sodomize the babies, perfect. lets get a petition started. I'll sign first T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm like. SCHOOl School? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: It's AAWWWWWRIGHT! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I was like. I'M GETTING PISSED IN MY ROOM, OK? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Then she ran off T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: anyway, I don't do underage anymore T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Fuck, what a day T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: hey apapthy your wrong I just gotten a quest failed so..... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: that's fucking lame man T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: you should have just sent me a tell T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: yeah sorry :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Don't apologize. You're the one with a qfail. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: you can still have me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I don't have to live with being a n00b. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Apathy, 16 year olds go to school these days T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yeah, she was probably 17-18, not underage T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: 6 form T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: my first proper gf, I was 18 she was 15 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: so people took the piss T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah there's a word for that age gap :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: What word? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: pedo! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Fuck you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah don't worry, it's not the gap that mattered, it's because you were over 16 and you weren't T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: thank you may I have another ? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: ignorance is bliss, apathy try to remember that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Hawx asks the girls age after he's fucked her T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I never fucked her T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Failed pedo T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ain't no fucking pedo you stupid cunt T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Shut the fuck up T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Calm down. 18-16 isnt a big deal. legal in florida T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You're getting abusively drunk, calm down or I won't give you head :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm out of alcohol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I ran out about 45 minutes ago T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I got some? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: Hargreaves has no real good comebacks so he has to bring in little girls to insult people, how sad :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Dude, those little girls bring some classic insults, it's well worth bringing them in T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: My niece says stuff like 'you're a poo poo head' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: And, I'm only being abusive because.... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: If I'm going to be called a pedo, I at least want to experience being a pedo T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Thats disturbing all on its own T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Otherwise it is totally unfair. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Why? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: You just admitted to wanting to be a pedo T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's like feeling you must do incest because someone called you a motherfucker T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I wan an 18 yo virgin, and my 15 yo girlfriend had slept around more than I had. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: I think Apathy is really messed up in the head but thats my opinion. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: wan = was T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: My opinion is, if a 15 yo is sexually active anyway, while legally a pedo, morally you are not. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Anyway, maybe I should go T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm starting to talk shit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I wonder if the whole teen sex thing has really changed - I've been looking at old birth records and censuses recently - seen a few women of like 55 claiming to be mothers to children of like 6 years old T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and their eldest daughter is like 14 or so T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and since this is before the miracles of modern medicine, it's a fair guess who the mother really is T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: (just waiting for some pedant to work out the ages here) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: mmmm pizza T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: 2nd pizza of the night T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: is there tescos in america? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: omg I hate you - are you one of those annoying fuckers who could eat a horse and stay a skinny bitch? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yeah, thats me =) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus enthusiastically high-fives Unrequited Apathy! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I just eat whatever the fuck I like =) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Isn't it awesome? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well I already worked out how I'm going to release my anger on you T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Kind of....but if I thought it was REALLY awesome, thats when I get fat T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I just won't be gentle :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Its the fact that I don't care so much that I can just eat whatever I want T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Mind you, I've done quite well I lost like 19 stone of dead weight over the last year or so T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: about ten of that was my ex-boyfriend T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: wtf is a stone? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: 12.5 kg T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: erm T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: thank you.. SI i can deal with T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: actually no :p T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx throws a stone at strauss T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muesli: think its about 7 kg T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: google the weight conversion ... do 19 stone in kg T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus makes it absolutely clear that no one is to be stoned before he blows this whistle. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: too lazy. they should build that into aardwolf T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Heh I did know somewhere that did have the whole conversion table as a command T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: well - relatively common ones T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Stone is common? where... britain? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah though it's pretty much just for body weight nowadays T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: no doubt the doctor would expect me to think in kg T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strauss: Interesting. Thanks for the info T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy is stuffed. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Not yet T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves coughs loudly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Builds up the muscle though. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves r h3lla lucky d00d cuz dat buffx0r l33t Unrequited Apathy r flex0r to him. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah, you're alone in your room and you're building up your muscle T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Yup. 50 pressups a day, and sparring practice. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: God, I need to quit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Like, right now T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I wish I hadn't drunk anything now T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I have a novel I want to read T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: And alcohol makes that difficult. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvL9xaUqZGA&feature=related T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: beautiful rendition of this piece T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: the title when translated means "an alm for the love of God" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: By a blind guitarist too T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: The last piece composed by Augustin Barrios Mangore T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: (Barrios) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: "una limosna por el amor de dios" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: such beautiful music T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: employing a tremelo technique T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Bye, Ill only be on intermittently for a day or 2 got rl shit to sort out, but I'll be back T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: At which point I shall decide the winner of the pick up line competition T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: When you go to the bank, or grocery store, or the like, and get change back with a couple one dollar bills you randomly stuff 'em in your pocket, purse, wallet... whatever. Ever wonder if those "slightly used" singles were in a stripper's ass? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I bet you will now... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull rolls you over and pets your tummy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull sits on his waterbed and pats the spot beside him. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: you say this as if it were a bad thing T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Have you seen most strippers? Yech! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: point taken T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I wouldn't touch 90% of the strippers I've seen with my dog's dick T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: shrug. i would T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Swangin is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: anyone? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish: 1 tnl... -_- T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alamantos: hey ppl T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alamantos: hey hey hey WHOS here!? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Fat Albert? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alamantos: fuck fat albert T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alamantos: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You wish you could T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alamantos: dude I wouldnt be able too. My small cock wouldnt go thru his fat layers T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: valentines day sucked T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: sucks* T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hwwwwwwwwwah T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snagandorf: damn i meant spells combat, not combat T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I had to stop talking to my stoner friend because he keeps accusing me of being a spy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer taps Unrequited Apathy on the shoulder and asks him to help in the investigation. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: He seems to think I put a trojan on his computer aswell T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer puts on a trenchcoat, wields a spy glass, and looks around suspiciously for a clue. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I logged on here to get away from valentines day T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: What do I get but a JUMBO sized ansi heart =/ T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh yeah and, taking applications to be my aard valentine =D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy yawns. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as PaperTiger Panzer and Sicarius Immortalis are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Sicarius Immortalis's pleasure. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I've got something engorged for your mouth T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlaZed Up Baxter: ur a fucking rustey cunt bucket T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: you T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: curse you T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy ruffles Folly's hair playfully. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU PESKY KIDS AND THIS DOG T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: CURRRRRRRRRRRRRSES T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: damnation unto thee T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: A pox on thee, cretin T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: A plague on both your houses! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: holy fuck it's taken me 9 tries to remove curse from these fucking items T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: At least it didn't take 10. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: no it did T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: She has a point T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: i hadnt done it yet when i said that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: i have since T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh. At least it didn't take 11. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy nogs. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: touche! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: did you go to vlad with autoloot on? :) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: yeah. bad idea T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I think there used to be graffiti saying 'Abandon autoloot, all ye who enter' ... it amused me. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: now i'll sift through the 2353245 demons to find the 1 i have to kill for my cp T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Oh man, I'm not sure if I can finish my second dinner... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ah, lost and found, great idea T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu tells Drachon to hide in a nearby barrel for safety, warning him to keep his eyes, ears, ... and mouth?!? open for trouble, then he turns around and unzips his fly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: goddamn it questor... what's with 10 qps and less for a quest???? i did it fairly quickly ..... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon frowns. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hates you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: under 10 secs? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: no personal attacks please T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shut up, Colori. :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: no. it was less than, or right around, a minute. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dont have too T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its a public channel T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Coloring Colori!!! Alt. Helpa Charneus cheers him on. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori hugs Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus hugs Coloring Colori. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I ain't looking at the face in that case T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Habasi tells Starling to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You first. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Habasi!!! Patton cheers her on. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I'm so tempted to ignore you silly ass but you bring me such amusement T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi is making her penis disappear with the assistance of her beautiful assistant Starling. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu tells Starling to hide in a nearby barrel for safety, warning her to keep her eyes, ears, ... and mouth?!? open for trouble, then he turns around and unzips his fly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Starling, fuck off, you care about our problems. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It amuses me to see 'her penis' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Eat shit. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: You eat shit faggot. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Fucking DIOL. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: if you didn't care you wouldn't comment. don't pretend here its not working T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: lololol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: well, chicks with dicks aren't exactly unheard of T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Nods, there's always your girlfriend T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points at her crotch, obviously very confused. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I suppose that's how your mom had you, Byuu. *inno* T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Gotta love asexual reproduction. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: nah...that's how my cousin had me. get it right T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: YOU WERE BORON IN YOUR MOTHER'S ASS!!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: hahhahaha Charneus T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: BORN BITCHES T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, I think she just had a bad case of the shits one day, and out popped Byuu. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no personal attax T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: my cousin is my mom, who was fucked by my uncle who is my brother who is my dad. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Fucking shut it with personal attacks shit, or me and charneus, and that fag, will escort you off curse. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Nice family T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: LOL T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Byuu, did you just rip yourself about 4 times in a row? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: well...we had some issues on the farm. somebody got married 5 times and had the same inlaws T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Are you from West Virginia? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: That's still nothing compared to the number of times his dad's ripped his asshole. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: LOL Majic T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no personal attax T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: His dad and/or the barnyard dog T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: nah...i was hatched in arkansas >_> T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Starling: aren't they one in the same? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: They sure are. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: dunno where the actual conception took place. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: probably bent over a stanchion T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i think they were over at Char's place eating quiche T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: INFO: GoodAss has had a Super Fun Adventure Day at the Amusement Park. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Who the fuck did you sub as GoodAss, Habasi? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: Goodmass T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: nothing like a lil beastiality....nvm, thats not the zoo :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Q: So your child was conceived five months ago, is that correct? A: Yes. Q: And what were you and your boyfriend doing at the time? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: someone tell that guy to do the zoo goal so I can poke fun at em T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: there's a player with the name Gonad T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: A. Boyfriend? You must mistake me for someone who loves humans. There's a reason why my son has a long face... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: How sad, to be defaced. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Mr. Ed heh? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: well, during the off season the farm runs a heavy petting zoo T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Q. You say your marriage was dissolved by death? A. Yes, that's correct. Q. Whose death was it? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Q. You say it was dark and you couldn't see, but can you describe the man for me? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: Q:Do you refer to your wife as the cow and the cow as your "lady of the night"? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Byuu, you're missing it... these are questions witnesses on stands have been asked by lawyers. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Q: Your youngest son, the 20 year old. How old is he? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I love that one, Majic. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Q. These stairs, you say they went up. Did they go down as well? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: hehe...lawyers are funny. they are the dumbest smart people ever made to make lies to tell the trut T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Q: What happened then? A: He told me "I have to kill you, because you can identify me." Q: Did he kill you? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Lawyer this. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pulls out a gun and blows Byuu's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi forces a gag into Starling's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no personal attax please T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu stand proud as he is immune to Starling's little .10 caliber pea shooter. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Btw, I meant what I said, Habasi. I see you killing mobs, I'm going to kill every other mob in the room, just to piss you off. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: oh noess!!!11oneoneone is j00 threatening mee !?!?!?! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: ... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture? A: That's me. Q: Were you present when that picture was taken? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You're dumb. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: one more fuck qp and i can go play guitar hero T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: you should pull a lemon and post that to 5 clans, 7 random people and Imm on personal board too T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: A fuck QP? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Q: She had three children, is that correct? A: Yes, that is correct. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You get qps for fucking? Sign me up. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: you don't qualify Starling. it requires you have genitalia T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: be sure to add daoine, i hear they love a good laugh T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Starling: Some people will never get it anyway. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Aww man :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: That cracks me up. I just got a quest to kill a beaver. Right after we're talking about fuck qps... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: my damn lesbo sister brought her two girlfriends home...gonna be a loud night :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: if you're that offended tha Iasked you not to be such a fucking cunt maybe you should seek help T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Byuu, go join them. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: like some therapy or something T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: hells no charnues...i'd rather spend the night with the farting pregnant cow :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Make sure to kill it with a friction or suction damage type. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: or report me to an imm T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: as opposed to three farting cows? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic runs away in utter terror! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Mr. Ed heh? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Byuu: Well, either way, it's a family night for you. Go spend time with your mom. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: anyway I'm going to cry myself to sleep. don't bee too mean while I'm gone or I may have to kill msyelf come morning T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: you wanna come? she says she misses your dinky in her ear :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Dean, Alex, Jersie, Amy, Michael, Greg, Carrie. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Mis. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Wait, your mom has aural sex? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: So that explains you! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: only with charneus cause his is small enough to fit behind the earring T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus pats Byuu on his head. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: well...that's my last qp of the night T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Good riddance. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Who did you have to blow to get it? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i'm like herpes sores Char, i keep coming back T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: and there's nothing you can do about it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Surgical removal. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: that don't even help T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: night all. have fun. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling spanks Byuu playfully. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: happy VD T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: got herpes type 3 with a side of gonnorhea. always have happy VD here T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: good haul T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: better than halloween T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Ahhh, an afternoon beer and trivia I know nothing about. Can't beat it ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Sure you can, Apathy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I'm open to suggestions. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You could be getting a blowjob at the same time with someone who knows all the answers! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Then they'd have to stop to tell me the answers T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Unless they can do morse code with their tongue or something T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I didn't say they had to tell you the answers. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: fuck! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: r T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I read the most awful joke today. 'Why do black people like wearing their pants so low?' 'Spell saggin backwards.' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: What do you call a black man flying an airplane? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: A pilot, you fucking racist! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I was just about to answer that, damn you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: sorry, i should have given you a chance :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Affirmative action at work? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I still love the 'Why did God create yeast infection?' joke. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: why? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Hmm? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: hahahaha T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: ROFL T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: LOL T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: hah :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: nice :p T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Why does a bride wear white? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: To match the rest of the kitchen appliances. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Oooo T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: And here's one for the other side -- How can you tell when a man is well hung? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: When you can't get your finger between his neck and the rope. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skrad: My girlfriend asked me where I was taking her for valentine's day yesterday.... apparently, "Up the arse" wasn't an acceptable answer! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus smirks. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Did she give you a bloody nose? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Did she give you a bloody nose? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: oops T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Every month T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Only if he went down on her during her special time. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic needs very much so to have bloodwings to fly! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx wants to go back being 21 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Kuso! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh I heard the best argument against feminism just now - 'If God was female, semen would taste of chocolate' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: my semen tastes of chocolate T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: mine tastes of utter ectasy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mine too T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh...wait..I'm a female T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my bad T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: mine, from what ive heard, tastes like shit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't doubt that toker T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: hehe T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from Midnight Toker in utter terror and horror! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It probably tastes that way after you've been with your boyfriend T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Maybe it wouldn't if you'd stop putting it in her ass. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Or his ass, whichever. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx shakes head and just says nothing T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: haha T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hehe, Yulom is a bastard T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Mis. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: I will laugh my arse off if he/her/it hear you and voral you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: =h 10 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot puts his finger in his mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: vorpal even >_> T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You won't be laughing at all then, chuckles, because I have novorpal. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: ....doh :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx makes note to wish novorpal incase Starling wants to vorpal someone. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I only have one vorpal-flagged weapon T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: starling i have a level 130 vorpal sword with vampire affect typical damage 255+ interested T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Statue of Servus chuckles at Hellfiend's joke. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: if it's vampiric it cant be vorpal T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: ... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nah. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Pity we can't add more than one flag per weapon. If we could, I'd probably add vampiric to all mine. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: im telling u what it says it is both T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 16 more mins and we get dessert!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: me to T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and that was a mis ROFL T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pets SexyButt Shanon. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan goes, "Double Extra Super fucking whee!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: where at? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs against Coloring Colori and purrs contentedly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan goes to Hellfiend, "Double Extra Super fucking whee!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS smacks Starling out of her boots with a sign reading "TITTER !!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling says "Nobody is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend slaps GdanGuS backwards with a sight reading "how to keep an idiot busy...see back"" how to keep an idiot busy....see front" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: not even if they say Jehova? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: cold Vanilla Bean coffee > ftw T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: d T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 15 Feb 20:55 - Dientera tells you 'it's best not to fuck with a mentally unstable arab with anger management issues...remember that' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Statue of Servus laughs out loud. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm going to consider that a terrorist threat and forward it to the FBI T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: lmao T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dmg: sounds like you are actively engaging with suspects there starling T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: u better believe it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, most police would consider that a terroristic threat anyway... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Statue of Servus looks deeply into Dientera's eyes and says, "No way." T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: fuck the ..fuck the..fuck the police T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx: he's going all jihad on you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: really? "don't fuck with me" would be? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: honest question, not being sarcastic T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i195/switchbladesusie13_photos/thth687926.gif T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: you have no idea what i've done and what i'm capable of, don't push ppl or they might push back twice as hard T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He's going to plant an IED on my road, or fly a jetliner into my house. Oh Allah. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: wow, now he is starting to sound threatening T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: lol at internet threats T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: hmmmmmm twice as hard...i believe it might explode at that rate T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: he might fido me a bomb T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: gno-go you a bomb T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: oh whatever T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: you people who bait others into getting angry are why i want to destroy mankind.... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: heh, yes, it can be, Majic. We had a guy here who got evicted and jailed for comments like that that. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He's so emo. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: capitalist pigs! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: was just curious T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: not like I ever told anyone that :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hawx feels sorry for kristin kreuk that the new street fighter will probably fail horribly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: hwaaah T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy does ninja kicks. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: gaddammit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: what's up, andrea? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: got killed during a major exp monster. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: I AM NOT GOING BACK THERE AGAIN! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: back in the womb? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: it's not so bad, but you have to understand how the area works.. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: diamond reach? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: no the diamond mines. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: yes, Wolfenmill's talking about Diamond Reach T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: is it a cp? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: not that I know of, he just got stuck in there and didn't know how to get out... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: it is a no recall no portal area. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: but there are places to get out, if you know where. Kill a cityguard and go to malloc's, hold crystal shard and walk east. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You have to go to Malloc and say 'Bitch, where's my way out?' then Malloc will say, 'Ho, give my 3k!' so you give him 3k and he lets you go free. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: same key that opens the city gate opens malloc's tower T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: there is only one key in diamond reach...well excluding the crystals T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: you don't even need to give him 3k gold if you hold a crystal shard T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Nope. :D T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: FUCK! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: what's up? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: fuck! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Sweet! You learned your first curseword! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wolfenmill: no, I know how to curse, just that I do not do that very often. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: still stuck? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: I suspect not stuck but dead, given the volume of the first curse. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: didnt see a message for his death T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No corpses. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: that's good... I'll give him a call. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lacrimosa: motherfucking LAG just got me fucking killed! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: shitty. isp dropping lost me my first global quest win yesterday :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: rtfm? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: FUCKIN' SHIT MOTHERFUCKER! This has been a public service announcement. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: fuckin shit should be assfucker, fyi T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal is agreeing with that Torunkes person again... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Herodotus: as T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sorbus: damn it i thought i had a chance oh well T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keliah: off T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: no, on! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fuck T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy does ninja kicks. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: HWaaaaaaaaaah T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Herodotus: oh yeah? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: big N little y BIG FUCKING Q!! IT'S ALL ABOUT HTE FUCKING Q MAN!!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I knew a guy who used to shoot himself in the face but it definitely wasn't with a gun T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: Lovely. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: felt u fucking spaz y do u always call me buddy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: I dunno, is bubby better? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: how about none T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: hey none, grats on remort. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Maybe he's scared to upset you in case you turn on him? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt lives in fear. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and omg .. talk nasty to him :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Calling Felt a fucking spaz is a personal attack, and therefore illegal, and therefore you should quit right now because it's still not making you an asshole. You have to keep trying. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It takes a mother and a father and quite a few years to make an asshole T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hellfiend is too nice to be an effective asshole. :) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: lol i wasnt actually trying for asshole anymore im just tired of felt T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: But it only takes one day for the lottery! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Poor Hellfiend. Felt is harmless. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Well that's true, a lottery win can make an instant asshole T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: He only preys on the weakminded, the imbecilic, and the dumbfounded. Consider yourself part of a group! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: harmless yes,annoying and pathetic...hell yes T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: talking irl? or on aard? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: does that mean he preys on himself? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I don't find Felt annoying or pathetic at all. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: i didn't realize anyone named felt even existed... still doesn't. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: i dont really either i was just saying what about six ppl said to me in the tells T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Only people that have a problem with Felt are the ones that he has made feel like an idiot (by their own right, too!) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: At least, that's the way I see it. :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: He has this very bad habit of making idiots feel stupid T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Solution: Don't be an idiot. Think before you speak. People will prey on those who open their mouths before they speak. Open mouth, insert foot. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: That's not what I insert. Ho ho ho T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Or if your mouth does work independently of your brain, be aware of it and don't have problems when someone speaks up T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus nods. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If I say something stupid/idiotic or just lacks common sense, I take the rap for it. It's my fault. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh ... so now when I open my mouth Armer going to put his cock in it :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I wouldn't mind, but he didn't even offer to buy me a drink first :| T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If you say to someone as a group of uniformed players walk by 'Hey! They're all dressed alike! They must be in a play!' then you deserve to get bitchslapped. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: That's a true story, by the way. My wife said that as a team of Little League players got off a bus... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Hey! They all look alike! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: They must be fucking COMMIES! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: My wife, sadly, is known for speaking before thinking. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: A cock in her mouth will solve that problem. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: She once was at the zoo, saw the lion exhibit, and asked, 'Do you think these lions are native?' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: ...Here's your sign. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: This is why we never used ta let them out of the kitchen. Tsk tsk. That and the videogame and alcohol bashing. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: How drunk were you when you married her, Charn? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yeah. But, she makes me laugh and makes me look less like a retard, so I'm thankful. :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's not as bad as one of my friend's when we were teens who pointed to an attractive pregnant woman and asked 'Do you think she ever got fucked?' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Immaculate conception ftw! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: Maybe by aural sex. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Of course we were not cruel - we told him to go ask T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Actually, Hargreaves, your friend could have been right. You don't HAVE to have sex in order to be pregnant. Artificial insemination is avialable, you know. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah - but trust me that it wasn't the thing then T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Also accidentally falling into a cabinet at a bank. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: 'accidentally' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh - quick bridal joke - T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Do you know why the bride wears white? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: So the cumstains don't show up. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: to match the rest of the kitchen T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: i prefer charneus' answer :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: btw, they go yellow not white T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: fucking hate it when people wipe their cocks on my curtain :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Mine stays white. Just ask the socks, the sheets, and my wife's teeth. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: I fricken HATE commercials that make me have to lower the TV T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: They're supposed to be illegal. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Herodotus: illegal? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: In the US, the commercials can't be louder than the show. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: They seem to be getting away with it here T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Are you on Comcast? Maybe it's just Comcast being fail T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: All the FCC cares about anymore is making sure no boobies get on TV. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: think your right T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: If all my tax $ are doing is keeping me from seeing Janet Jackson's pierced nipples, I want my fucking money back. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: No no, it also pays for your boss' boss' private plane. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I'd be much more likely to pay TO see them. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: BOLLOCKS! Just logged on and I've got a corpse in the game and I'm sitting in the hospital! Shitfuckdamn T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: godddamn 5k per level T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: yeah, it blows T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: oh dear T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: btw, has anyone seen this mother fuckin product called a "snuggie" on tv! a fuckin blanket with sleeves that makes u look like a cult member..... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shave Your Leges: yeah T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlaZed`up Langor: did you see the youtube video? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: lmao i saw that, pretty scary commercial T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlaZed`up Langor: its fucking awesome T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: fuckin white people T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: i gotta see the you tube T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlaZed`up Langor: search for snuggie cult T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua suddenly feels that 'fuck' could be the most flexible word in the english language. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: "we're fucked, what the fuck did you fuckers think you were fucking doing?!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori gallantly tips his hat. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman probes Coloring Colori. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Iceman. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori grabs Iceman by the shirt and screams at him PaH Iceman PaH!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Life is Meaningless: gauntlet cp 4tw T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: hyd T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: oh yeah? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fuck off! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: fucking typo T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling peers around herself intently. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: fuuuuck onnnnnn T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: ok but only if u help babe T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: ha. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I've got a headache? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my back hurts? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The correct response to that would have been the lifebrian social, but alas you failed. Great job. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: epic fail T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: k T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: just fucking awesome T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: que? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: tu eres mi puto, si? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: English only, please. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Read the rules. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: lol i dont even speak spanish well but he spoke spanish so i thought i wud do the same T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: holy fuck starling quoting rules?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?one? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend kisses Starling. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend laughs out loud. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Heh. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Okay, going drinking, see you all later. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: have acouple for me sexy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: not if we see you first T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You gasp as you see Zanbato practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique, Koge wears the results on his face. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zanbato points at Koge and screams "DRAGON SLAVE!!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton rotates his turret of his tank in Koges direction and fires round after round trying to hit the little fucker in the head T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz pulls out a gun and blows Starling's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz pulls out a gun and blows Hellfiend's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) It's Big Rampagne: fucking maryland T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull: fuck someone let mom out of psyc ward ! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: never mind ..its too long T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HappyDog Madcatz: Are there seriously people that pay like $1.99 a message to text with these "hot girls" in these late-night commercials? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Uh.. not anymore? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: tell me what you're wearing, madcatz! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear Alt. Helpa Charneus has been here just a second ago. You wonder where he went ... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: we be chattin up dem bitches nightly son!!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: and by that i mean no T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: Hurley is actually only chatting with me T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Right, Torghay. You're his bitch. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: nods, and he's fat and old T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I guess I do have fine man boobies though T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: they must have someone doing it though, commercials on syndicated networks arent cheap T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It's all the pervs, the lonelies, the geeks in the basement of their mom's house. Hey! I just described about 90% of Aard! *inno* T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hurley: actually, i bet it's 12 year old kids with parents stupid enough to pick up the bill T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Probably. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HappyDog Madcatz: Just amazes me that they can make enough money for me to see a different commercial for a different one every single commercial break. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: zomgz!!!111!!one!1 a hawt gurl jes txtd me bck! yay! im so stud! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armenium: fuck T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nonexist: f this and s that! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: (enter swear word here) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: argrgrghrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr... Ive spent the last hour killing bastard bloody grots grods groots in zangar.. got the key.. was being nice and tried to leave the key by the lock door and the bastard bloody thing rotted... argrgrgrh!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Accurate comforts Spodgy. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy sniffles T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: if you ask someone nicely wnough you might have a suprise (maybe) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: sigh.. I could just go to st:tng and pick up a passdoor.. but Im committed to doing it the hard way... though I'm starting to think unpleasant thoughts about some area builders T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I'll open your SUSE babe T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull is as nervous as a Catholic school boy surrounded by naked priests. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton has had a Super Fun Adventure Day at your girls house T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keliah: emote: says something weird T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikejs: just the colon T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikejs: like: curse :does something. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keliah says something T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keliah: ah finally :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikejs: help channels if you want to read more about it :) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy does something with his colon. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I wish this girl here in the computer lab would shut the fuck up T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Is she hot? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nobody cares if you don't like your class, bitch. Take your crying elsewhere. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I guess? But an obnoxious loud-mouthed bitch. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: A cock in the mouth is always a nice way to shut up a hot chick. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If only I were so equipped T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Guess I'll have to settle for using my fist instead. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: What if she bites? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: make her pull her teeth? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi drops her pants and gives you the vertical smile! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: yulom, you stupid mother fucker, cut it out! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus stomps all over Caliostro's castle. Maybe next time use something harder than mud? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: vorpal!!! (yee haw) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: yee haw is pretty harsh even for the curse channel T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom is pretty harsh even for the curse channel T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i second that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: ow. harsh. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: ever have sex with a piece of sand paper T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: yea smoother than your mom T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: how about a wood chipper T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: damn right dont you forget it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: wood chipper? isn't that what they called his mom? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: aye T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: hell yesm T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Wood chipper? Try rock crusher. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: finally starling... having a slow day? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: wasent that your mom star T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Eating dinner T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It might have been my mom, but I think it was more likely to be your mom. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: we refer to her mother only as Ma'am T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: In fact, pretty sure it was your mom. The screams of pleasure every time she smashed a quartzite rock gave it away. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: o.0 T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: thats hard core T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley mounts his steed and yells out "HI HO FUCKTARDS, AWAAAAAAAY!" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: My mom would scare you all. You think I'm rude? Where do you think I learned it? :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: You mom is a wide topic;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan laughs out loud at Page Three Garl. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: damn wrong T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Garl, your mom is such a wide topic that she proves Einstein's gravitational lensing theory just by going outside on a sunny day. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: That's a pretty serious BMI. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: You mom is such a wide topic, you ahve to take 3 trains, a bus, and 2 planes just to get on the bitch's good side;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nah, more like 3 trains, a bus, 2 planes, a space shuttle, the Starship enterprise, and a wormhole to the delta quadrant. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Ha! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli: finding out that Starling is a total geek..... PRICELESS T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: DOUBLE NERD FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles at Dhampir Jutduli's actions. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: you're just now finding out? :o T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli: a little behind the times..... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: did they invent graphical games yet? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yes, Aard is going graphical. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli: you mean gaming with pictures? how unnatural T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: We just need to give Lasher 40 years to code the game client and it'll be ready to rock. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: nods Jutduli. the sky is falling T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli jumps up onto a table and shrieks 'EEEEEEEK!' T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: damn channels T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Jutduli, you game with pictures all the time... oh wait, those are pr0n pictures, and that isn't gaming. My bad. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley THWAPS Jesus for being a moron. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: i still keep score T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: It's the find the needle in the haystack game;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli: but attacking the vajayjay mob rocks T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: That's the game I play after I put my pen0r in your mom Garl :( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I thought it usually killed you before you get close? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: fucking stop typing gos T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: My mom packs heat..shed' kill you before you get close;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli: nah i have resistance to hair! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Heh, I still remember my worst mischannel. Let's just say that some things just don't belong on newbie channel. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: and right in the middle of some good cyber too:( T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley examines the evidence. Hmm, curse, gossip, nope not a typo. Just a prime example of fucktardianism in today's society. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dhampir Jutduli: and that's how the term noob was created.... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nah, it wasn't cyber, just a really crude conversation. :P T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: hahah someone was cybering, thats hysterical. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Speaking of cybering, is Daoine's quote page back up yet? I hear Roshlin said some pretty funny things right before he quit Aard. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot rolls on the floor laughing at Starling's antics! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Who said Roshlin quit? ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Somebody told me. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Must be a recent event... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: ...that you had a girlfriend, who looked like a boyfriend, that i had in february of last year. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot is agreeing with that Bob Hurley person again... T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: wait, strike that, reverse it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: somebody hack wonka's character and rename so i can have it T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: SHIT FUCK ASS BITCH WHORE FUCK ASS SHIT ASS SHIT ASS FUCK T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus peers around himself intently. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: That is allowed right? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nonexist: no T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It is a curse channel, so yes. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Fuck you for saying no..lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: (kidding) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: No. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nonexist: f this, s that T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To Nielh!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: Fuck you harder!! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nonexist: b***h set me up! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Fuck you stupid ass shit fuck shit shit! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nonexist: darn! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: still... no personal attacks T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: that is a personal attack and not allowed T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: and I take a hit of that blunt and send it back. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Just kidding here. No intended personal attacks. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: well i didn't really think you was serious, just letting you know though T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Ok, so who around here is the person looking for clan-members T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: And so, will teach me everything. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Does that exist? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: define everything T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: How to kick ass? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Love that the cursing is allowed. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Only on certain channels, though. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Curse, immtalk, gclan, gtell, ftalk. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: that fucking borg queen bitch. i swear i only wish i had more pots. i would have waited for a vorpal on her ass T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: And clantalk. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Depends on your clan. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus shrugs in response to Alt. Helpa Charneus's question. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Some clans prefer you don't. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: u need the borg balls drachon T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: For example, on the game I was on before, I would teach people how to make characters good. I knew the best combos, where all the gear was etc. Then I made them wicked pks and watched them slaughter the sorry fuckers who got in their way. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: fuck.... i thought i only needed them to enter the room. pass door worked on the door T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No, the Borg balls are needed to kill the queen. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: sounds like you want to be a carpet munching bully, nielh T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: lol if u only needed them to get into the room passdoor wudnt have been affective....that wud be too easy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: As much as I hate to say it, Hellfiend has a point. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: was that so painful char? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: oh well. i'll remember later T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yes. Yes it was. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: ok T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Debate channel allows cursing too. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: that doesn't make sense. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yes it does T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: Your mom is allowed on the gossip channel, as well. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: When you get into an argument and lose, you can always fall back on crude ad hominem comments ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: no it doesn't... when you debate, you should use intelligent words that express ideas. not curse words that express emotion. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Intelligent words? Like Infundibulum? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Torunkes, your mom is allowed on the bizarre fetish channel. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Starling: His mom IS a bizarre fetish. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: His mom IS the bizarre fetish channel. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And how. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Let me tell you what she can do with some Silly Putty, a knitting needle and two parakeets! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Petriomelony: parakeet helicopter on a stick? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: lose link for a few and get defenselessly ass reamed. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What did I tell you about the bizarre fetish channel, Torunkes? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers with Torunkes about their shared secret. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: and my mom to boot =) T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Your mom got her ass reamed? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: your mom and the boot?? omg. sick!! i don't want to know where she put the boot T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I like your mom better all the time! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: pay $0.25 to find out. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: cheaper than a gallon of gas! i love it. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: still prolly more than you can afford, with a gov't backed stim package. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I was watching a hospital show last night and a woman was brought in, apparently suffering a drug overdose. Evidence? A crackpipe and syringe fell out of her ass, and a packet of drugs fell out of her twat. I'd say that's pretty suggestive. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hey, did you hear about the gay midget? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm not making that up, btw. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: He came out of the cupboard. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: you saw her twat? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, but I saw the packet of drugs. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Twat was it? I cun't tell. I T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: heh. i can imagine a crackpipe falling out of someone's ass, but i would imagine it'd be a bit painful for a sharp syringe to fall out... how does that work?? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: you learn a few things spending time in jail. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: do you mean, "twat was it? i cunt finger it out. i think i have an ear infucktion." ?? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Well, if you want to know anything, just as' ol' Drachon. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: So? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: TWAT? I CUNT HEAR YOU! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Who will teach me? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: And FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: But seriously T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: you're probably asking on the wrong channel, to begin with, nielh T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: What channel than? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: At least people on this one share a like mind with me. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: gossip? question? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: what are we cussing about? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: I mean fuck, fuck fuck. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: About FUCK SHIT WHORE ASS FUCK ASS SHIT BITCH BITCH FUCK SHIT T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: and fuck all T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Statue of Servus iz sighing again. What iz wrong with him? *le hrmmm* T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: no style points for creativity. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: Hmm... so just the ability to entices you to multiple times? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Ok. Fuckity bitch-crap shit-whore period-stain ass wipe fucker fussy shit bag? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: better, but still lots of room left for creativity. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Lets see you then? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: My fuckin desks sounds like a NASA station or something... that's about all I have to cuss about. Thank you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Come on, torunkes T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo starts a chant! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Lets see the swear-guru? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops A Wild Heafmo! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Is this game based on diku? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Son of a donkey's swollen pussy testicles with whip cream, several butchers aprons, a dick-wad shit storm and 5 uncle rapping monkey fuckers? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: maybe help history01 has the answer neilh T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: How is that for creativity? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nonexist: I don't think randomness is creative T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: I thought that was pretty good. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: and still haven't seen anyone attempt to top me. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: it was not only random, but completely illogical. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Than what? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: you want creative? direct this at starling and see what you get. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: A shitstorm of vomit and bloody tampons with a fucking cock thrusting rapidly. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Bout that? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Ok. This is for educational purposes only and is not intended to be insulting. But fuck you starling. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Fuck you right up the ass. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Now show me some swearing creativity? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: She gets that a lot. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Huh? I stopped paying attention a long time ago, sorry. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And no personal attacks please. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Double xp, fuck you guys, I'm going to level. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Fuck shit T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: fuck. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: i guess /swing and a miss T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Where do I level? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: panzer used to be quite active in the perverted shit said on here T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: go fucking quest and do the academy first T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: A gigantic cock floating in a pool of rotten female-ejaculation. Standing at the edge of a ton of rotting corpses currently being molested by a bunch of necrophpiliacs that look like picaso, I am going to pour that gross pool on you. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh: Pour it all over you and then leave you to the necrophiliacs. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yawn, the middleschoolers have come out to play. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Accurate: You are a nonentity. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan Pisses "learn how to emote" on a sign and smacks Nielh out of his boots with it. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nielh BES BIG MUDDIN WHILE Elchanan BES BIG PIMPIN N CLUBIN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: fuck so many damn mobs with the same name, in the same room T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz shits in your mouth. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: u need help jawz T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Lol. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Hey, it's black history month, shouldn't I gain a bonus towards picking cotton? T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: HO HO HO I kill me. T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: ouch, tough luck, bleahy T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: lol T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: Yeeeeaaahhhhhhh! dis beez some rillz shit niggaz! T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: we gotta get back to da hood. shit just be crazy round here T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: shit just be happenin mothafucka T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: hapnin T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: a friend of mine is on study abroad in england. he has many of his classmates convinced that all Americans say unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: "you have to say it like you mean it" T1/r5/2009-02-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: hes only gotten one person to say it T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: fuck! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: nah, I'm good thanks T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: i charge T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: with what? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: huge honkin cocks T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: how did u know? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: you bought me before when i was dressed as a black man T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: but the white one you ran from T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I bought your mom before she was dressed as a black man. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: did you return her or something? bitch is still around... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: OMG people suck T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: so do sheep when properly propositioned T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: OMG WTF BBQ T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Why is that, DeathChild? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: CAUSE THEYU HAVE THEIR HEADS TO FAR UP THEIR A**ES T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: THEY HAVE THEIR HEADS TOO FAR UP THEIR ASSES!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: if *my* head was that far up my ass, the last thing I'd do is suck. :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: dude it's the curse channel, lighten the fuck up and lay off the goddamn asterixes T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: NOOBS SUCK COCK T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Asterixes? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: big meaty ones. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: fudge! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: FUCKIN NOOBS!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: i mean fuck! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: SHUT THE FUCK UP FORTEHLULZ T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: fuck u noob! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: suck my hairy dick! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: srry dont pleasure in small things T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: u wish it was small T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: DeathChild, please show us on this paper doll where the mean newbie touched you. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: DICKS EVERYWHERE T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: hah. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: well stfu andu suck them T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: quit watching your porn T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: no porn is ftw T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: I'M SRRY!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz grabs some CopPorn and sits back to watch the show. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz goes ooOOooOOoo. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And btw, no personal attacks please. Read the rules. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: FUCK THE WORLD!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: uh im going to personally attack deathchild T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: because hes right nex to me T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: and i will do the same T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Not on public channels ;) At least not legally. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus personally attacks you! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild punch: T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: for example.....FUCKING FAGGOT DEATHCHILD T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Doesn't matter if you're friends or not, because it sends the wrong message to actual newbies. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: man, who trolls aardwolf :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: even if you're sitting right next to him, it's still illegal. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: WHA? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: since fortehlulz is mexican...if anyone else mexican is in here srry...LAMIGRA!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Nobody's ignored me, today. What the fuck? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: ARUN!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: because then the newbs are like 'WAH HE ATTACKED DEATHCHILD WHY AM I GETTING IN TROUBLE' T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: what dod u say/ T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: PO-TA-TOES T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You haven't made any completely idiotic arguments today, WeaponGuy. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: It's early. Avoid the rush and do it now. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ovie: Dammit none of these goblins are sober. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: fucking fuckkity fuck shit face tards T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: bananas T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: yea u like bananas dont you??? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: RUUUUUUUUUN!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: i like to eat bannanas i eat there ppl they die T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Big, chocolate-coated, frozen bananas, with nuts on them. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: noo! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: suck on them until they're soft enough to bite T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: i like vagina T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: i wub boobies!!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn goes to Fortehlulz, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: YAY BOOBIES!!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: yay boobs!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Unfortunately, pr0n sites will be as close you get to naked pussy or boobs ;) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Some of my best friends are pussies and boobs. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: speaking of boobies, and bannanas, i had an ex girlfriend who was into fruit. was kinda weird, but she had nice boobies. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: don't you mean the fruit was into her? HAW HAW HAW T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear Miquiz Tetzahuitl asking Fortehlulz if he would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: the weird and freaky ones are the best in bed! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: yea it's wierd T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: hahaha, that too, sophus. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: No... She had a huge clit. It hung down past her balls. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: not on me but i would like some pics T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn slams out a quick rimshot at WeaponGuy's comment. he's hot tonight! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: ew T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: rimjob T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: we'lll...just....leave now T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP!!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: i will never look at a cup the same way again T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: FUCK OOF MAN...THA)T SHIT WAS NASTY AS HELL T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: the caps really aren't necessary unless you really want to drive home that you're a idiot T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: ok!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: CAPS CAPS CAPS SPAM CAPS T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: cap a feel T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: dumbass T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: 2girls1cup is so fake. Mashed up Reese's cups, if you ask me. Sure, they came out of a chick's ass and they gagged them into each other's mouths, but that's just a typical 2nd date for Germans. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling giggles at WeaponGuy's actions. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: I thought the exact same thing T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: roflmao T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: reese's insides T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: ew T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i prefer to think it's actually computer generated and that we've finally crossed the uncanny valley T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: ahhhhh1!!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: 2 girls 1 finger is so much worse T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: wait what>? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: 2 girls 1 inger? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: ....i will never think about that again..... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: and don't even get me started on how fake the pain olympics is. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: the dude cuts off the head of his own dick T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: worst ever...whisperingeye.com...dont go there. its bad T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: then i definently will T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeathChild: if u dont want him to go then why the funk did you give him the damn site? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: yeah, now I have to T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: try 1 guy 1 cup T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: 1 guy 1 horse, FTW! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Is it a national holiday or something? Shouldn't you kids be at school? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex puts on his wizard hat and robe. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: who are you talking to? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: All we had today was a sex ed final. It was oral. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Log offline and get back to studying intro to algebra, thanks. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: who thinks marijuana is great? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: I T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: I do! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I do T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: new clan! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Hash is better. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: NORML.COM national organization of reforming marijuana laws T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: yeah if you can get it/make it T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: if you thinks its that great do something about it T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: its not very hard to make T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i donate to norml and erowid :D T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: rock on T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: indeed T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: woot, home 5 minutes, never been to area quest, and got a trivia point bonus =) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: Jesus Fucking Christ, will you women please stop putting those stupid fucking poof things in your hair. You look like a fucking alien with a giant head. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: JFC! Will you women stop growing your brestesses so dang big, cuz their a HUGE distraction even if they're not HUGE. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: we have to feed the babies some how T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: i dont agree with spank T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: They ARE a huge distraction. Everywhere you go, there are hooters poking out at you. What's a guy to do? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: dont go and have surgery or anything like that, but the big ones are fine with me :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: stare spank, stare T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Drool Bob Drool. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: naw, i have a small mouth, dont have a problem with drooling T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Big or small, I like them all! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: GODDAMN QUESTOR!!! :( only 8 qps and 2 for mccp????!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: The sky is falling! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Questor always gives 2 qps for mccp. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: EXACTLY!!! :s T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: goody fucking bush might get hit in the head.....mayb it will reactivate his long dead brain T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hellfiend: That's what got him retarded in the first place. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: He did too much Cocaine in college. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Obama speaks better than Bush, no doubt, but well-spoken bullshit is still bullshit. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: he buys weed now...i make 10k a day do to his stupid ass T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: from* T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: nobody has shot obama yet? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: it will happen....probably a big ass racist T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Let's hope they don't. We'd be stuck with Biden instead. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: just be sure to get them to also shoot gordon brown T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: better than if we elected McCain and got stuck with pailin... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: paylen...how the fuck is her name spelled T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: perhaps it's time for a proper fifth of november this year, and to finish the job, unlike mr fawkes T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I love how you dumbass liberals call Sarah Palin an idiot, but you can't even spell her name correctly. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon falls down laughing. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: The irony :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: well, of course she's an idiot T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: she's american. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: dumbass liberals? im not liberal T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: my family is hardcore republican T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: i'm hardcore anti-politician T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Her name is Sarah Palin. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Her name is Sarah Palin. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: And she has manboobs T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: ah, and you're a good little sheep, voting in the way of your fathers. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'd rather go hunting with Palin than with Cheney. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: baaaaa T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: anti-politician? thats something i can get behind... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: chuft shush limeys dont count T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: spank lmao T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: and you can't count, redneck! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: why? dont you like being shot? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hellfiend: Your dad is someone YOU can get behind, too. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: I'm a hardcore conservative, that's why I hate the republicans so. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And how, Charneus. And how. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: i dont need to count i didnt get any "change" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: lol i am completely independant of my father T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: lol i am completely independant of my father T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: srry fucking double tap T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: lol i am completely independent of my father T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: lol i am completely independent of my father T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: lol i am completely independent of my father T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: lol i am completely independent of my father T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No spamming, please. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon spams Bob Hurley! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: As a Conservative, I am sickened with what's happened to the republican party. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: it was accidental T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus personally attacks you! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Take this politics bullshit to debate. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Miquiz Tetzahuitl just popped out A Piece Of Herodotus's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from A Piece Of Herodotus's ears? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: as an american, i am sickened by what politics, greed, and money has done to this country. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: i think she was talking to me hellfiend T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend persoanlly attacks himself...what a dumbass!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: oh yeah baby! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It might have been accidental. But it quite possibly could have been deliberate. Guilty until proven innocent! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: HEY! this isnt france starling T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: as an american citizen i am absolutely fucking repulsed by what the republican party did and how fucking retarded karl rove/cheney/bush are. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Eh, curse is fine for political discussion. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: guilty until proven innocent is the american way starling T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Not for debate, Starling. :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And what an Ass! And no, starling is not a man. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon spanks Spank playfully. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: lol... i love that.... "curse *spank spank" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I would like to discuss the length of my pecker, but it would be a mighty short discussion. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Spank: It'd be so short, it's a negative discussion. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: i can add my positive into this conversation and even things out, spank T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon: wink spank T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drachon winks at Spank. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Oh Man! I slaughtered 127 xp mob just right BEFORE double expired! Usually, it's just right AFTER!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sounds wonderful T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ugh... i just saw someting sooo wrong... a 65yr old woman wearing 18yr old clothes.... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Pfah, my grandmother hasn't bought any new clothes in 25 years. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i think i'm going to commit suicide, i'll never be able to wash that image from my brain T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no man... 18yr old STYLE as in what 18yr olds wear now T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: slashes his wrists T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Oh. Well in that case I suppose you don't think Granny Rikku was too hot, eh? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i have no idea who granny rikku, but that scares me.... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hot? You want a hot pic, go to lemonparty.org. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Someone at Otakon went dressed as FFX2 rikku. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: The catch was that she was 74 years old, and bringing her granddaughter dressed as a moogle. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Aww... too bad they didn't go dressed like KH2's Rikku! :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit \ T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: did otakon happen recently ? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Oh wait... 74 year old? Fuck that. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: 06 or 07 I think T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: nods, thought they were annual T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: OH T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: SHIT T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: 'cuse me. 74 was when she started, debuting as Ranko Saotome. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.cosplay.com/photo/5380/ She was EIGHTY TWO when she did Rikku. Thankfully they don't have an image of her day2 costume. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: Ok, trying here. What the fuck am I doing wrong with the FT AQ? I kill the king, then the princesses in order from eldest to youngest, getting all the shoes. Then when I fight the princes, nothing fucking happens... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: I think I wanna fuck a midget. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Why? So you can prove that it's possible to ejaculate while laughing your ass off at the same time? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius: What the fuck is that? I ask about something I'm having a problem with, and you have to go and make fun of it!? Why the fuck can't you be more sensitive!? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius bursts into tears. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Starling: Or lack thereof. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius is either in love with Officer Starling or he just want to fuck her. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: I don't got no midgets, but we just got a shipment in from Indonesia you might be interested in. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abaril: that's an awesome fantasy, dude T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: who's giving away midgets? i'll take one T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i miss the best converstations while at work :'( T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'd love to just plant one on my cock and twirl it around like one of those bolo things you throw around T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: oh god i'm made of clay T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: and some sticky stuff T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: some sticky icky stuff T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: hahaha T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman grins evilly at Sophus. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan asks Sophus, If we were two squirrels, could I BUST a nut in your hole? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: okay why not T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: all squirrels are gay T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan is playing with his python again...avert your eyes! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: aww only immortals can use the bigot social T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan waves a large green banner reading "I FINGERED MYSELF AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT !!" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarice takes over Elchanan as he tries to gain more knowledge by fingering himself. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: how the fuck does a dude finger himself???!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: Ass. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: yep. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: pussy T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman shrugs helplessly. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: ah. some males have pussies. like him. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: hehe T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: hi Im robert aff T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i'm abe vigoda T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: osborne, robert T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: FUCK i hate when you get a vorpal on a low level q mob:P if only it would wait until I go back to levelling, and vorpal a tough mob:P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan's ping is so big! You wish you could SYN with him and can't help but ACK. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: Correction. I do'nt hate it. I just like it less:P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan starts to mutter about some form of sex involving OTTERCOCKS AND RODDING! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: so a shark a bear and a lion walk into a pub. well it was more like the bear was carrying the lion on its back and carrying the shark on its head, thereby creating the most lethal creature ever to walk the earth T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: anyway, so this death machine walks into a pub T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: it orders a meat shake T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan asks Sophus "What did the 5 fingas say to the face?" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: and the bartender says "we don't serve manifestations of evil or affronts to god here" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman goes, "Hmmmm." T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: so it rips his fucking head off and the bear throws it into the sun T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: the end T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: what is the local bar on 2c-i? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i just saw what i'm gonna look like when i'm much older, and it turns out i'm gonna have some paul newman-like qualities T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: but if i grow a mustache i'll look just like my dad T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: razooks! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: so a shark a bear and a lion walk into a pub. well it was more like the bear was carrying the lion on its back and carrying the shark on its head, thereby creating the most lethal creature ever to walk the earth T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: it orders a meat shake T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: and the bartender says "we don't serve manifestations of evil or affronts to god here" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: so it rips his fucking head off and the bear throws it into the sun T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: oh wow that was weird T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz fucks you in the ass. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: this helegear sea is bullshit T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: hunt eternal T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: douchebag T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: douchebag ey =) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: si, senor asshat :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: curse channel/insult channel, whatever. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: lol aye cheers T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas: are those two words sinonymous to you Wyverez? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: #"OTHJ#=T)#"HJ)T T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I concur. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thios: yeah! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas: I Object! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: I just got a job at mcdonalds, got bless america T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: are you going to quit soon? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: no, eseing as how its the only place that'll give me work in baltimore T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: isn't it easier to just give hand jobs on the corner? pays more too doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: I did that for a while, but the benefits 'sucked' T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i hate xyls maze... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: yeah its a pain without hunt T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: blind T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: oops T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: oh boy 4 CP mobs out of 12 in Xyl T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: nice T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: love it :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Povvder: fuck! Alas you have no lottery wins. Buy some tickets and maybe next time. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i should make a script that buys 100 lotto tickets T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: can't you just buy 100 tickets? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikejs: lol yes. you can. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well if you want random shitty numbers T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: im talking about non random numbers T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: so if i ever do win the grand prize i also win 49 second place prizes T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ovie: DAMMIT T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: died? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: oh yeah? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: PARTY T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: in my pants! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: anyone? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: brings the bbq grill T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: ... my pants are hot enough as it is T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: really no need for bbq T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah but i don't want to put any hot dogs on bare coal, i need a grill T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) "*gasp* It is time to bot again," CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL reminds himself. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: oh man, has anyone ever tried stump's hot olives? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: ive wanted to but i never have, are they actually good T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: they're pretty hot but yeah they're good T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: very tasty but you're gonna want a glass of water handy ;) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Midnight Toker: gonna have to get me some of them T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daniiel: yum, steel reserve. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: hah i'm like a fuckin dragon T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: burping smoke T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) System of Accora: Titties. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: You dream about going down, hmm. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: mudder fuggan campaigns that dont show the mudder fuggan zones. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: fucking rain T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm is it supposed to smell like i shit my pants when i fart? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: quite possibly T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it should only smell like shit, if you indeed shit your pants T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but then again, i'm not a shit or fart expert... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: the jobs available if you'd care to take it :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i will pass. i'm not sure i want to be anywhere NEAR shit or farts...especially yours! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmm.... what if i make you dinner? :) you can have all the calliflower you can eat :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton fart Shanon T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: then we could start our own orchestra :D T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Patton! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeeewwwwww T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm a lady, i don't fart! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: my wife doesn't like it when i fart :( i wonder if i could change her mind about it... its so much fun T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton passes gas. A smile running from ear to ear. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Too much Taco Bell T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm... ladies don't fart? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: you're queer-in taco-bell T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what exactly do they do? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Ladies poot T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I kid you not T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: from my experience, "ladies" have SBD's.... and man are they rraaaank T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's a good thing, i already have 3 kids! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Yes. They rank with the best of them. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i smell like roses!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no "ladies" farts are the worst... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: One thing I will give them tho T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: in an anaerobic digester, sure T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i've never found farts funny T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i don't know why T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: roses.... you mean the fertilizer that lays under them? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: They don't get skid marks :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: awww.. theres nothing funnier than a fart on a long trip inside the carload of friends T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: or in an elevator full of strangers T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: meh. doesn't do it for me T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: and walk off the next floor after cutting one T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: and maybe one friend too :D T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahahah i do the same T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Hit all the floor buttons too before you cut out T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you just see the person walking in having thier eyes roll back into thier head T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao i'll try that T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: swearing though, that usually enhances funninest T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: men!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls her eyes, disgusted. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Actually the used pads are the worst T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol.... don't you hate when you think you have a fart... and then you have to do the emergency clench! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you guys are just sick, sick little boys!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: funny, but sick all the same T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: No, I have no class. I just let it rip T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: and the whole time you're like OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! while running to the restroom to make sure you don't leave a deposit in the leg of your pants T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Why thank you T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yes thank you :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i suppose you just let one rip while having sex too? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i've done that! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh god! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: just don't do it while get'n a bj... they tend to get reallllly pissed T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Sure, but I wait till we're doggy style :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: NASTY! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'd pull my pants up and leave T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no nasty is having sex while she's on her period T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: crime scene central T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: She can't find them. I hide them :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what if you were tied to the bed? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: then you'd just shake and scream to be untied :D T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: starting to sound a bit demented with the shaking and screaming to be untied stuff. :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, i wouldn't let him tie me up to begin with...DUH! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: aw come on, sex can't be just one position allllll the time T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Like the McDonald's commerical...I'm luvin it :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: gotta switch it up T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: many positions are fine, tying up isn't (just for that reason!!) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hell yeah! broom handles, cucumbers sideways... broken glass :D T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: ur screwed up dude T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: is glad he has medical insurance for his wife now T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Multi-tasking...wonderful! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now look what you guys did!! ****** tells you 'hmmm so no tieing you up?? :( ' T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: haven't gotten to that yet :).... but i now that you've all planted ideas in my head i might tie my wife up tonight T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: ladies thibk they can multitask and think that guy cant relly 'ack' reality ?? !!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: food can be fun!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: but i think she'll get bored after being tied to the bed for a few hours while i watch tv T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: popsicles....they're COLD!! OMFG, never again! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... try it with warming gel T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: What DID you do with it? ;) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: how bout jalapenos? :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a secret! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: candy canes and pickles aren't exactly the friendliest food items either T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm... ya know.. now that i think about all this... i've been neglecting my wife... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon begins looking quite bashful. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao... *breaks out the oatmeal and colonic bag* T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: jala! jala!!! jala lalalalalala !!! PENOS,! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anyone else got any ideas for kinky sex? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anything but pickles!! they burn like a mofo! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is nodding her head so wildly you wonder if it will fall off. No, you hope it will. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol, i never even thought to use pickles lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Shanon use a strapon on Uptoit :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Patton!!! Magish cheers him on. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmmm T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i don't drink anymore... otherwise i'd consider that lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish: you REALLY don't know what I just got done doing... relates to that in a way. XD T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I'm happy for you T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i think the shit splattered all over her hands might give it away T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: im happy for me too lmao T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cool whip and hershey syrup is fun. caramel on the other hand...is NOT fun. takes forever and a fucking day to lick it all off T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: ice cream takes the cake T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I turn the channel off when you start talking beasts :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i should just kidnap her and throw her in my trunk and take her for a ride into the forrest :D.... all while playing "suicide is painless" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: huh? what'd i miss? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: just thinking of kink T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: I musta missed it too T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sorry i was thinking too abstract... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: *has shady thoughts of eminem* T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm... damn i can't think of any kink... and i thought i was twisted T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: only think i've been told is no sex at the beach... sand sucks T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: just taste the flacours of freshyl bked starfish bizkikts T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish: watersports. Although I don't know how people can be attracted to that... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: done the whole sex in the shower, very unconfortable... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: bah T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've never done it standing up *sob* T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: that and if i pissed on her she'd beat my head in T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish: lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: just find a girl who likes to stand up and do it. that's fun T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but then again being only 4'11.....well, it makes things a bit difficult lol T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i have, but it requires the second person to be very very light T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: nods T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: sex on the beach is way btterr... as long as the guy gets the girl to drink a 'bloody mary' first T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i *am* the girl dumbass!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: or tall enough to stand up and be able to reach. :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all this sex talk made me thirsty! what'd i miss? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Loads ;) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok i lied, i didn't go get a drink. but i was thirsty! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why is it wrong for a married woman to flirt with men, but not women? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seems so....sexist or something T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: guys don't mind thinking about the latter. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Nothing wrong with a married women to flirt with other women T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: what do you mean by "flirting" ? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Just bring the old man some pics or video :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean like...flirting T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend flirts with SexyButt Shanon, hmmm wonder what he wants? *wink* T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I wouldn't want my wife to be "flirting" with other women in a sexual context T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fucking isp!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there, i feel better now :) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: that's just my perspective, i'm all about monogamy. Others certainly are a bit more loose with their relationships T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my hubby would be fine if i was "talking dirty" with some chick, but would have a fucking heart attack twice if i was doing it with a guy T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he already swears every guy out there wants me ROFL T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: most guys are like that T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: silly boy he is.... T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well if it were true, i wouldn't have a problem with it. but it's not T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can name lots of men who don't want me.....my ex being one of them! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok so i dumped him, but still T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot grins evilly at SexyButt Shanon. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn you guys!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: for what? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now my "boyfriend" left me too!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: huh? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: Aard does that T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, was just being an idiot (which happens often....) T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a friend i was talking to told me "brb". so i blamed you all for him leaving me :D T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: all our fault? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he watches this channel so i had to.... it was just something i had to do T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yep, mostly yours! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all this sex talk probably sent him into the bedroom for some "alone time" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon laffs. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: rofl!!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: anyone ever have problems downloading shit from psn to your psp? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strider: ...I wish Questor would just be lit on fire for his troubles T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: fuck cursing T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: fuck yeah, wait what T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: STFU u republican pig T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: am not T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: well... u are now T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: because you said so? don't make me laugh :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: im aussie...we just got a retard for prime minister T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: no, because I DIDNT say so, so hah T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: removing curse from about 20 items is retarded at best T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: MY FUCKING OnDemand ISN'T WORKING !!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: hah you pay for cable? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: pfft, who pays for cable ? I'm fucking the cable chix T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: just means I can't call the office n complain. have to give the bitch some good secz T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: there are better methods than fucking hags to get free cable T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: come on now, your sister isn't all bad T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: sorry to hear you must now have some nasty diseases. Guess you're proud of those, too? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: rud T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: hell i would be T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: hahahahaha T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I'm fit as a fiddle T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: clean as a whistle too T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: fuck! its been sitting at the please wait screen for like 5 minutes. time to start dickin with it T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I guess I'll go find starling and bother her a bit T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: you can fit ur willy in the cable wires? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no but i can fit the wires up my ass. does that count ? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes falls down laughing. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: poetry T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: fuck it. I guess I'll go masturbate a while T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: you lose T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abaril: i believe those guys turned commercial airliners into wmds T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abaril: bah T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you all!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori runs over to SexyButt Shanon and gives her a sweet HUGGLE! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FYI, that means "hi guys" T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon playfully tackles Coloring Colori. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon wiggles her bottom. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so how's everyone doing this fine friday night? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori poops in SexyButt Shanon's shoes, and runs off, cackling in delight! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is so bored she devours her feet, making large slurpy sounds! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You're short enough to do so. :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Alt. Helpa Charneus did. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: meanie! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Through and through. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well nobody else will do it...so i gotta! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's soooooo boring over here :( T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: entertain me :D T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: come on!! you'd like it too T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I'm sick. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: looks don't count today T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: let's play the wii!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eray: Fucking Cheap Ass Questor and your measly 8 points ... ahhh that feels better T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling screams "FUCKER". T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: TEKKARI!!!!! go wipe yourself now!! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sicko! fart at me like that.... i think you shit yourself! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: charneus, no mothers tonight? I got just the thing T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: item # 876! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: What the fuck are you on about, Torunkes? Why is my name brought up? T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: i associate you with mother jokes. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah! T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling staples Charneus' picture to a dart board and proceeds to practice her aim. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Torunkes, he probably did your mom already and is just now getting around to throwing her out with the rest of the garbage. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: oh that sure explains alot. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Trash doesn't come until Tuesday. They can pick her up then. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: rofl i just watched left for head, funniest shit i ve seen in a while :P T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: haahahahaha T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: getting a fucking 10qp for shadowlands quest is a ripoff T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: better than 8 or failing T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: heh... sorta T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: i just got a new laser printer, god damn that shit was not kewl carrying up the stairs. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: /expletive wilbon title. T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL waves a large bright sign reading "FUCKER". T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: NO U T1/r5/2009-02-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: sometimes T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: flamin no drop eq in vlad... that flamin healer is fleecing me! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: hunt ass You are confident that Asselina passed through here, heading north. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull: shit fuck damn that son of a bitch'n strap up ripped me a new asshole. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull: mis T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull blushes. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: GOD DAMN IT! This flash client can bug me! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: so use a better client :-) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: 'Fraid I can't. I'm not allowed to download! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XP T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: are you allowed to install? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Depends on what you mean. What would I be installing? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: a client! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: But where would I get it? Wouldn't I need to download the file for it...? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: there are clients that can be used without installing...use from flash drive (or even floppy) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: And where would I get them...? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: you don't have to be downloading it from that particular machine... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: the issue isn't this moment in time... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Whatever. I just came here to vent about it, not solve it. XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Haha T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: heh, ya hafta say that :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: that's a great philosophy. just rant about your problems and never solve 'em :p T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Because I can't really solve it ATM. My parents are strictly no-download unless it's something they really trust. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: your parents..*sigh* :p T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Yep. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: So how do they know if you're downloading something? :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Can't you tell them its your homework? =) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: ...They'd figure out eventually... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: It's my dad's computer, after all. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: download it at school, use it at home T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Or threaten them with a kitchen knife? That's what I'd do T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: He uses it as well as me. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Lucario: Does your computer have Windows? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Yes T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Your parents trust the updates from Windows, but not from other sites. Classic. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: mmmm.... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Still, can't help it. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: keep your downloaded files on a flash drive T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You /could/ download it, set the folder to hidden. ;) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: or what charn said^ :p T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Or download them to a usb drive, of course. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Maybe... can I put it on a CD? I don't have a flash drive T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: or use my client running on a computer that isn't your dad's...access it remotely ;-) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: using it from a CD means that you could never change settings, since the CD isn't changeable T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: go into the bios and set a password at switch-on =) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: ... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CURSE GET OFF THE FUCKING CHANNEL!!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi, being a stupid cunt, exclaims "lolx!" You now want to kill her. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: I just think he'd find out eventyally. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: fucking bastard need their shit fix T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: GO FUCK yourself, WHY DON'T YOU? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fuckin ehh T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Shut the fuck up habasi, you fuckingly stupid motherfucker!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: been there done that T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: o.o T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: thats a personal attack tho apathu T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: nobody fucks myself better than me T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: with what, a dildo? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: two actually ! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: thats it? ur so weak T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: you really are your mother's boy T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: doesn't your ass ache after a while? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: Pink one and CBlue one T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: that the fun of it T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: L U B E ! ! ! 1 1 1 T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. I killed a channel ! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: You'd better take your own advice and start swearing T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: fucking shit? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: how many cRandles? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Exactly. GET OFF THE FUCKING CHANNEL, HABASI, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HYPOCRITE! XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: what the fuck? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: this piece of shit blows my asshole T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: say hello to your sister for me T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: LOL T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: bottomless partie! w00t T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: lol seen harold and kumar go dam? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: yeh lolz T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: I swear I never get invited to that kinda shit =/ T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: i do T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hide the goats - Lucario is in the mood for molestation! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario is all smiles as her busy hands molest King Mino. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario is all smiles as her busy hands molest a proud warhorse. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: molest-7 T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: slightly wierd :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: but I suppose we all got our fetishes. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario falls down laughing. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you all! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: FUCK YOU TOO! =D T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Fuck you too shanon, go eat a big fucking dick. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: or rather, my dick :D T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Instant: That puts you out of the running, then. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fucking nice to see you T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: lawl i said in be4, so shut it :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you know from experience char? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No. I played a female one time, and Instant, so fucking horny, sent me naked pics of himself. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: LOL T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: fuck off you arab cunt. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG gross!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wanna see my naked pics? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit, wait! I don't have any T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: yes please shanon. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I know. I told him to send a pic of him to me, and he went all out. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: I ll send you a pic of me Shanon T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl sicko instant T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: laugh self T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a virgin T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario laughs at herself. Let's all join in!!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know no such thing T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is nodding her head so wildly you wonder if it will fall off. No, you hope it will. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yeah... Shanon, putting virgin olive oil all over your body does not make you a virgin. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario snickers with Ellyde the prostitute about their shared secret. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it doesn't?!?!?! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Not even extra virgin olive oil. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! now you tell me! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant offers SexyButt Shanon a place to keep her hands warm. Hmm, sounds fishy. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but seriously, it's been so long i may as well be a virgin T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: O_o T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that has to count for something...right? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: I'm 13, so I AM a virgin... O_o T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: i wasnt at 13 T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: being 13 doesn't make you a virgin T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: I know T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Still, I am one T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend enthusiastically high-fives Lucario! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a friend of mine got pregnant at 13 and had her baby just after she turned 14 (sad, but true) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant offers SexyButt Shanon a place to keep her hands warm. Hmm, sounds fishy. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant offers SexyButt Shanon a place to keep her hands warm. Hmm, sounds fishy. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: That is sad... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: calm down instant!! sheesh boy! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Someone on my schoolbus had a kid recently, evidently. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: go find a goat or a sheep or something T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario slaps Instant on the face. "Yeah!" T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or even a charneus would do T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from Alt. Helpa Charneus in utter terror and horror! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: se... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: i fucked your mother T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: i hope you got paid T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: lmao T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: you bet. no way would i tap that for no money T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, who's the freak who was thinking naughty thoughts about me? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: good cause she's been in the ground for a while now T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: I didnt fucking do it!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: oh shit! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: fuck off charneusss! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: fuck all of you. I'm leaving T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: yea piss off we didnt want you anyway. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant snickers with Habasi about their shared secret. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: jokkeees :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: YEAH! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just got up to go deal with my wild monkey kids and they busted out laughing at me. i asked what was so funny, the 9 yr old said "XYZ!!" T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: one of you freaks did it!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to blame.......*looks through friend list*......hiballl! he's not here to defend himself :) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: fuck! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OK! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: if i had a dollar for every time i fucked your mother, i wouldnt be playing this game! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: How rich, then? XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, you'd be locked up. my mother is dead T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Necrophile... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sick bastards anyway T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, could you imagine fucking a lifeless body? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: y... no..... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh wait, i do that all the time with my hubby T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: VERY true. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well shit, i can't remember my email and pw for facebook T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I knew it was all hiballl's fault!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hiballl perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it was your impure thoughts that got me laughed at T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teraxolf: I hate these stupid baby unicorns! I'm gonna grap their kidneys, rip them out through their eyesockets, then I'm rip their intestines out through their nose and feed them to them, and then I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna knock them down and then I'm gonna make them cry! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: those are some big words for such a lil guy like yourself T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Shanon. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Dont get me started lass. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: Unless of course you want to :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to :) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: haaah T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: well I aint going to T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: your loss T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: because I promised Skarlett I was going to be a good little boy. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: promises are made to be broken.... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: nope, not this one. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm proud of you :) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant smiles happily. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: BACK OFF INSTANT!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that sniggles belongs to jaskar T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ROFL you are just too much! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: who? :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: lol T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killhappy Instant: but they are MY sniggles. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: poor jaskar just wanted a sniggles, instead he got shanon's wuv T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: poor wittle fella T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: i'm getting my ass kicked buy sister mary clarence a fucking nun.. what the hell T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: take away her ruler :-) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she's a mean bitch isn't she?!?! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: i hate the complicated quests that net 10-12 qp T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: FUCK T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: molest self T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: O_o T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Oops. Forgot the * T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario has a giant smile on her face as she begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: SHIT T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: HOLY MOTHER PF FUCK! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: Of* T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: yes? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: He's probably just saying it because he wants to. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: word sauce? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: Why yes I am T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: buckets of donkies for everyone! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hide the goats - Lucario is in the mood for molestation! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: chuckle T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: of shit T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: the syntax is * and then the social (no space). T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: i cant type for shit =/ T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: for socials T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario / T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: I typed it wrong T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus has written another boring social that only appeals to him. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: NEW VENETIAN SNARES T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: YOU BETTER GET DIRRRRRTAYYYYYYYY T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus personally attacks you! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario has a giant smile on her face as she begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: O_O XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: ROFL T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling gives Lucario a good jab with her baton. How's that for abuse? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario growls at Officer Starling. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru has a giant smile on his face as he begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yeah, she likes being poked there. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: "Torru has a giant smile on his face as he begins the rite of self-molestation." T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torru: THIS IS BARBARBIC, WORSE THAN MY OWN MIND T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: now how the hell am I suppose to find my mobs when iwuwaardwolf is down? this campaign is gonna suck T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: iwuvaard is down? good thing i decided against taking the fucking campaign T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abaril: the areas pages are working for me T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: yeah...and since I badly need qpoints I dont wanna level either since campaigning after 100 suck ass T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: hm...trying again T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: not working here..anyone else? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abaril: http://www.aardwolf.com/wiki/index.php/Area/Area ? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: nono mobfind T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abaril: oh sorry T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: http://www.iwuvaard.org/mobs.php T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: whenever I get a campaign with roomnames I start to cry and kill go on a kittenbashingspree T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi tells Amarufox to **click** their heels together three times and go FUCK THEMSELF! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blacklight: haha T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hide the goats - Lucario is in the mood for molestation! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL points at himself, obviously very confused. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok waves teasingly at Lucario. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL boggles at the concept. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: <_< T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: lol :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: That social cracks me up. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario has a giant smile on her face as she begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: epic T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario: Yep T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucario yawns at herself. Guess she must be tired. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Fuck the Korean Republic and their fucked up WC 2002. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: at least you didn't typo clit T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You snicker softly. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that would've been wandering mind rather than typo T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I think Abe might have his mind on other things T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: nah, s & d are side by side, hit both at the same time, twas innocent :P T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm happy, I thought I'd have to go and spend money on drinking this weekend to find some cock - I'm finding all I need here on Aard :) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: should try Brighton T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi is slapping Remind Hargreaves with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi rolls around on the floor laughing at Fortehlulz like a stupid motherfucker. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: lol fuck! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: lol you said fuck! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: fuck you said lol T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: shut the fuck up T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: FUCK!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling screams "FUCKER". T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: doh FUCK T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fortehlulz: conehead fuck!!!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snagandorf: ok, with everyone saying fuck it's time to look up the boondock saints quote T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iven: cure iven T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iven: woops T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iven: my bad T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snagandorf: "fuck you, what the fucking, fuck, who the fucking, fuck this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks, FUCK" - boondock saints, rocco T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iven: good god T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: bad god! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: i wonder if they run the good god bad god routine in heaven T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iven: they might T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: thanks for the insight T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: The power of the root finds a vital spot on a noble lady. wonder what kind of vital spot that was..... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi is all smiles as her busy hands molest Torunkes. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend is all smiles as his busy hands molest Bob Hurley. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley says, 'COCKFAG' to Hellfiend. The lucky git. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL waves a large bright sign reading "FUCKER". T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend smacks Bob Hurley out of his boots with a sign reading "NO !!" T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus has a giant smile on his face as he begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend probes Bob Hurley. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley starts moaning. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With his sharp wit and fine intellect, Hellfiend easily woos Bob Hurley. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi asks Hellfiend, If we were two squirrels, could I BUST a nut in your hole? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley just wants to Serve And Fuckoff. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor boggles at the concept. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor sits back with a Coke and a smile. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi tells Ebenezer Gregor to **click** their heels together three times and go FUCK THEMSELF! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor pulls out a gun and blows Habasi's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi changes into Yogic Bear and steals the Three Baskets from Bob Hurley! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Ebenezer Gregor tells Habasi to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi just loaded Ebenezer Gregor a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor ()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO()!! SmoKeD OuT !!()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO() T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend gets the lotion, Kleenex, and a picture of Hurley. What THE FUCK IS GOING ON? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: nice T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi points at Hellfiend and screams "WHAT THE FREAK IS THAT???" T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Awwww... Habasi Cwazy about Sophus, That's just total Wuvvin! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor makes magical colors with a wave of his hand. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: hurley, i can't help but imagine you as the character from lost, and that makes this extra entertaining T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: i wouldn't know, i dont watch lost T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: is his first name bob? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: obese latino guy who talks like a bro T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: actually it's hugo, but everyone calls him hurley T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: turn on pretitles, that might help you out T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: lol, I was actually thinking of lost too.... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: aha, it does indeed T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: every time I see hurley T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: haha yeah T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: damnit? you nerds need some different clothing, that's all i think of when i see hurley T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: hurley, what's your favourite series of numbers? =/ T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot grins evilly at Bob Hurley. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: that have something to do with the show or just a really random question? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: it's a show thing T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: uh, yeah, its the show T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: just disregard that ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: unless you do actually have a favourite series of numbers you wish to share T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I find it unlikely though T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: hey ya never know T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: personally, i like fibonacci, it's really simple but mentioning it makes you sound intelligent T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: my favorite number sequence is 4, 2, 0. har har T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: good choice ^^ T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To Sophus!! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: yeah fibonacci is cool. it's badass seeing it in nature, like in shells and stuff T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: getting vorpaled is so annoying T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: F U C K T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori beams with pride. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: Fuck? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: shit? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: fuck? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: I sound like a broken record.. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is agreeing with that Enduro person again... T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: so theres this comedian, that i played on youtube at work, and this recent college grad from penn state, majoring in english keeps using an acronym based on this comic skit, fucken blow job, and we refer to bad clients as FBJ T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: so one day she loses her kewl, and we're right by the corner of a new VP and she just shouts out: FUCKEN BLOW JOB! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: She get promoted? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: she is still working =) T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: i think she is in line for a promo T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: From slut to super slut? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: well thats a different story but yeah T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Are you sure you weren't playing your mom in that skit? T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: OUCH...YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OWNED T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: lmao i just wanted to be random T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: grats u succeeded T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley declares that there is no more wuvvin for ANY of you! T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: ^^^^ random T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: hahaha T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend starts to sing, "Bob Hurley's a big he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!" T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: only second to you. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend bows deeply. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: haha T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: and proud of it T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend starts whining immaturely to Sneux. T1/r5/2009-02-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend swears : #"*&^*#%&! !!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jawz: BONUS TP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: shudder T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: bitches dont know about my additional pylons! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: I require more vespine gas :(' T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: =( T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: why is fucking sttng still in game... this area is beyond retarded T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: why are you still in the game? you're also beyond retarded. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: see, if we all went by those rules, neither you nor the area would be here, and if we removed all the dumb people, there'd be nobody to laugh at. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: I suggest leaving both you and the area in the game. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: how fucking original almost as original as toilet seat T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: fucks like u come up with full immune mobs... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: ...Was that supposed to be an insult? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: There are no full immune mobs there. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: not immune to punch isnt all that different T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: nationalized mud care? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: not really, set your aardweapon to bash T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: felt is the obama of aard!!! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: hahaha T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: is he really that hated? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: oh snap... did u ever think that maybe not everyone runs around with qps falling off their asses lol T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: whois me, dude T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: yeah, i do. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Did you ever realize you can just q fail if you want to bitch that much? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Not if you are trapped in sttng you can't.... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: lol T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: How are you trapped in Sttng? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Well, sucks for the person who doesn't know how to get out T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: mmm could also qfail everything that isnt 2 rooms away too T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Go for it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strange. You could swear Impotent Inicus was here just a second ago. Now there's just Ebenezer Gregor and a new, weird looking floor lamp. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: hmm at least reward was good T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: I needed the key in the Scarred Lands...the command I entered was 'give head pete' T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: heh, for a head i'll give you a bag full of random keys T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: here comes johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo.... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: you know something people don't talk about anymore? pussy farts! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: That's because we finally got tired of your mom and put a bullet in her head. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: thank god. she was getting annoying. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: maybe now that's why she's such a great lay though.... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: where the white women at? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor points excitedly at Officer Starling! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: It's hard to get out more than an "Eh?" with your mouth full. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox rubs his nose softly against Gazarok's. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: yeah, fuck you :P jk T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Work on your pickup lines :( You'd have to wine and dine me first. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: im not... come here amaru! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: roflol T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: [i]test[/i] ? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: I mean how much flamin junk do you pick up at Vlad Shamir... 20 minutes at the sodding healer T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: autoloot sonnnnn T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: thats a point T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: set, and match T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: . T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: I got to watch something I never saw before...the American Cocksucking Championships :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: wtf lol T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Byuu!!! Statue of Servus cheers him on. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And where was this held? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: I can't believe that became a regulated competition T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i didn't catch where it was, i just happened to watch a video of it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: wouldnt' it roxor to be a judge? :p T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: and where was the video? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: it was a co-ed competition T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: U mean some guys were competing? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i dunno...my weird cousin found it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: U mean some guys were competing? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: yeah...gay, straight, bi...didn't matter. just as long as you liked to do it i guess T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: What's teh fuckign prize? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: CHECK PLEASE! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: sucking prize. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: it was some kinda weird looking trophy T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: and cash T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: my favorite part was the chicks that had to do 20 cocks in the shortest time. amazing how long they seem to go without breathing T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Nice;) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: omg lmao T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: there was also the deepthroat competition, but i think that was expected. a guy won that one T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a nasty look, Page Three Garl eyes everyone and everything, disgust eminating from his person. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: LMAO T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: >< T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: the girl on stage with him puked T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: although you really can't call it a stage...more like a floormat with padding and plastic :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia kill Byuu T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i'm trying to see if i can rip a part of it off the dvd he ripped :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: whoops heh that mean as a emote but...yeah whatever T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Statue of Servus whips it out and begins preparing it. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: I dare you put it on youtube... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: my thought is...how do you qualify for that kinda contest...i mean really. what are the preliminaries involved? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: well, do you suck a good cock? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: if so, open wide, and i'll see if you're ready to compete T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox must have picked the o-}Hook{-o barrel to hide out in... he just climbed out rubbing his ass, and spitting out Seamen... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks suggestively. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: probably couple hundred or so chicks ...er PEOPLE in general would do alot of crazy shit for money T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: lots of chicks suck dick for free T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot sighs. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: whores. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: would you take it in the ass on national tv for 100,000 dollars? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: no Whores charge for it..sluts do it for free:) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: same difference T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: those are skanks..whores charge for it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Umm...yeah:) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: I would not T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: lol T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: oops T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: exit only in my ass T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl is rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: alright, i'll exit in a few T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: that was the shortest...wrongest..misstell in history:( T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: LOL T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: here I was thinking you'd take it in the ass...too bad I can't add that to my desc T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: if i could use youtube i'd probably post it :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inuwashi: There are pther sites.... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i'm on dialup. i can't use many video sites period T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia laughs at Byuu mercilessly. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: 1 hour to load a 10min video T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Wow you get 2nd in the cocksucking championship jsut for that;) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Byuu is on his knees and A drow priestess is busy moaning. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: Garl killed curse, heh talking about his girlfriend again T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: j/k ... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Apparently to be a judge, you need a yard of tube steak. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Wow, I just looked up the word "porn" in the dictionary. Do you know the official definition of it? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: porn is porn... no dictionary can change the meaning T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i'm shocked you know what a dictionary is :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Porn n. Shit that will never happen to you. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: it be funny as hell if someone at mardi gras asked someone in the crowd to show their tits and some fat guy show his man boobs. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: that happens T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: Byuu your fighting a newbie... thats a real challenge huh? I bet it give you a hard on huh? ... ._. Bastard :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: you didn't have to accept :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: by accepting, you admitted you liked to bend over and take it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: true but then you would tell everyone im a chicken :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: I don't take it as much as your dad, perv T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: my dad takes it with a jug of cider jack and a stogie :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: so.. you are saying that your dad likes his ass penetrated? I see thats why your so gay ... j/k lol T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: Onomatopoeia crumbles as he is cock-battered to death. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: epic fail at using emotes T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: it wasn't an emote T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: riiiight T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: that fucking vid is still ripping :P 5.1 megabytes ;P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: I'm suprise it hasn't nuked your slow ass net yet. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Byuu: i was still ripping off the dvd... i still gotta try to upload it :P T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Shitstain, Turrillius. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I swear you aren't usually this haywire T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: How am I haywire? :( T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's probably the qsitting, I'm getting bored with it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell: Because he's twisting you around his finger... T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Today you are like, starling, but without even the pretence of sophistication T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Well, I've only been awake for an hour. It's 9:30. I don't get sophisticated until at least 11. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Well, if you ever decide to buy a puppy, may I suggest you wait till after midday? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowen Turrillius wuv Officer Starling. Aww, how coot. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm not much for puppies. More of a cat person but I'm still too lazy to bother with one. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Puppies are really only good for kicking around T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Yeah, I have cats back home T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: internet porn is good T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: discuss T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: the real thing is better T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i mean it keeps sexual deviants busy T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: internet porn makes everyone sexual deviants T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nothing wrong with it, I just think it's silly T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: cheaper than getting married, I guess T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: hah T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: weed is good, discuss T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: weed is awesome T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta stares at wall. Giggles, looks about nervously. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: and yet I still agree with the assertion. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta giggles at Ebenezer Gregor, muttering something about Pop-Tarts. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) If you see Dashiell just accidentally the wall. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: weed makes porn better T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: weed is also lamecakes, but it's one of those things many folks just need to get outta their system :( T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy nods. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: porn makes weed better T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer 's bong hit does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS! to him! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: lamecakes? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: porn makes better <=> weed makes better T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: back when I did that, I looked around me and was like wtf, I don't wanna be like these fags T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: so I quit and never looked back, heh ;) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: you must attract a lot of fags then amaru T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: well, there is smoking weed, then there is being a stoner T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: yeah, you bastards keep hitting on me :( T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: guess just depends on the crowd you roll with T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i am a stoner, but a productive one, once i get out of this dead end job anyway T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i took some hits the other day in a gondola with some boarders from cali.. was mm tasty T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I thinks all about usage. When a drug becomes the sole focus of your life, that is bad. When it enhances your life, you are using that drug well T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i like weed, except that it makes my heart race.. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: that's the crack in it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: same with alcohol, caffeine, anything T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: hah yea T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I just don't like using things to regular my emotions/how I feel/whatever. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: No need for that shit, I can take care of it myself :) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: you drink soda? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nope T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i use it just because i enjoy the taste, the high T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: it's the only way I can have fun or really feel alive T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: the act of smoking T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: why take that away from us T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: grin, you can do both of those without that T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caimen: weed is...like...totally amazing T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: just a matter of learning to take care of things yourself T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: I need it in the morning, i need it at lunchtime, I need it for an afternoon snack T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i smoke it at night when i get off work T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: heh I drink Dr. Pepper and I know its killing my insides but it state good, maybe one day I'll quit T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I want a bagel. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: it takes care of it for me T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: I smoke two joints when i get up T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: at night I smoke two joints T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: anyways yeah, live how you like, just not for me <3 T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i smoke two joints when i smoke two joints T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: I smoke two joints when I play video game T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: eh, I have some screwed up neurology - i smoke because I like it, but if I didn't (and lived in the right place) I would be perscribed it. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: and every 2,000 pounts T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: so is it medicinally legal federally now? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i cant smoke like that.. dont like gettin burned out T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: nope T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: no T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: just like nicotine. haha, gotta love being told: "You can take nicotine pills...but with your metabolish, that's scary." Doc? You telling me to smoke? "Not exactly..." T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: weed makes for fun memories, anyways ;) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: thats going to be an interesting state vs federal court case soon T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dangiraffe: if you can remember T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: attorney general recommends that the federal gov't stop caring. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: it would be a 10 billion dollar industry T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: if it was leagl, id grow some T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: all this weed talk, gonna have to roll one T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: sweet T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: thats why they dont wanna legalize it, they wouldnt make enough money cuz its too easy to grow T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: but if it was commercially available, all the lazy stoners would just go buy it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: at lower, but still ridiculous prices T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roglor: They don't anyway? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I'm dreaming of that day man.....buying a pouch of baccy and a pouch of mary jane at the same time T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud: weed is commercially available here :) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: me to gregor T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: wal mart weed T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roglor: grown in the third world T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i would like to try some brownies.. never have T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: the thing about pot food, is you end up waay higher if made right T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: are you still talking about this?! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elantharus: if you worried about your heart rate you probably shouldnt modi T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I can't cook.....I tried to make hash coffee once....it just ended up tasting like hot cooking oil T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I heard leaving hash in oil will extract the THC so you can use in food T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: true T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: anything fatty T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I heard that standing too close to the microwave will give you a tumor. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: but probably the last time I'll try putting it in a recipe or anythin T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: my friend gave me a little pamphlet from the 70's for my birthday that has great recipes T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rae'ven Durvasas: it would make mopney if they sold permits to grow it T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Well, somewhere must have permits....whoever grows it for hospitals etc T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: don't see what can stop such people saving a bit for themselves to smoke T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: thats where a lot of it comes from T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: my buddy knows a guy who grows for shops in cali, and he just lies to the government saying he has less yield than he really does T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: then sells like 20 pounds of it hah T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I mean, compared to how much you grow I guess how much you smoked would probably not be that significant T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: PENIS!!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: DICK T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Is bergamot nice? T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: TUNA TUNA TUNAAA!!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: excuse me but...FUCK ...okey I feel better now T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: actually someone dual me I need to release this pain and anger.... >_> T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: make love not war! T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: shit, come on humans help me out here ....don't wanna die by a woolfen lvl 11 for that matter T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: doobie snack time T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lywryn: lol T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Keyer to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lywryn: burn T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneux: (sneux cheers on starling) T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: what the fuck T1/r5/2009-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer is smokin out the curse channel. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorerage: shit! that feels better T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorerage: hehe T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: heal T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: 54 T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: lt T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer moans as Amarufox uses that thick red cone thing somewhere behind him. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer tells Amarufox to **click** their heels together three times and go FUCK THEMSELF! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vianet: im just looking for an excuse to sware. fuck all y'all T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: fuck you very much T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: swear :P T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vianet: i don't really mean that you guys. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You live in fear of Argot's Five Point Exploding Pants Technique. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: lt T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: dammit T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: oh you fucken cunt T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Torunkes: Please use correct grammar when addressing me. It's 'Oh, you're fucking cunt.' T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: And not currently, but I could be shortly. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: fucking cunts really r0x0r T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soryia: damn its been a while. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: I quit my job 4 months ago because it was diappearing so I could find another T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: And it did disapppear T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: I would have been fired instead of quitting T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: and now I just found out that they "recreated" my job without even asking me back T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Gahhh! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Maybe because you quit. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: I was advised to quit T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Here, quit = eligible for unemployement eventually, fired = never eligible T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: It's just so aggrivating T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: I always do my job very damn well T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Argh! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Erm...thanks for listening. Hi, I'm new here. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus wibbles at Pytlak threateningly. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Is wibble bad or good? T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: mofo armadillos! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox SYNs with Hail! Ceasar. You wish you could too! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: wankfest wednesday =) T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: what? T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: nice finally a place for me :) T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we're not supposed to be nice on this chan T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: if only the assholes on discworld had a channel like this i wouldn't have lost 3 - 100 day old alts T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: if anyone knows the creators on discworld punch them in the fucking nutsack for me T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there ya go!! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: let it all out T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: quote 'because your mom sucked me sideways and I got like 7 levels'.....lol..... T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well not AAAALLL, some things don't need to be seen nor heard T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: i hope that pinkfish gets pinknutsak, and tique that piecie of shit T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: that fucking liason they have named "Pit" on discworld... FUCK HIM T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: THAT MOTHERFUCKER! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: it was all fun and games until i stole everyones shit in discworld and they had to ban me T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus peers intently at Jasassin. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: so i had to come fuck with you assholes T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up already!! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're worse than my 6 yr old!! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: you give him to much credit Shanon T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: teach that brat! wtf? T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: true, true T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: some peoples' kids i tell ya T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: so im standing there im line at the bank... and i got my tounge up humpton's ass T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what kind of penis does it take to make an ugly kid? T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: go ask your mom, she knows! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone in the crowd yells, "BURN!" Impotent Inicus seems to agree! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: This one time at bandit camp, Shanon stuck a flute in her pussy. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: lame T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow, that's original!! T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: 2 marrocan people are in a car who is driving? T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jasassin: This one time at bandit camp, Shanon stuck a tuba in her pussy. T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: the cops T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his patient, "I'll come back when you are sober." T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muligam: hehe T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?" T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: a few of you have recieved those cards. Right? Its ok to admit it :P T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: those don't exist in Canada T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: lol T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: we resort to other forms of jokes, not cards T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: like putting "The real joke is in your hands" stickers ontop of the urinals T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Muligam: good 1 too T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Man, I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. So the bartender says, "Well, the worst way I know of is standing up in a hammock." T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: for some reason that one really makes me laugh T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: Im sure you could get the same effect by standing on a waterbed T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: you guys wanna hear a nasty one? T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: too bad Im posting it anyways :P T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea". T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: hah T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: I've got a lot of racist jokes that'd probably get me banned if I said any here T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: i got a joke T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: but I'm not racist towards any one race/culture T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: I hate them all equally hah T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: a marrocan guy stands at the register T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: tata thats the joke T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boop: what do you call a black guy flying a plane T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiction or Fact: flying black guy T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boop: any other guesses? T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: a pilot T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boop: i hate you foren =( T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren D T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: haha T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haike: this sucks. i need weapons damn it. its taking forever to kill one mob T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: qq more? go and buy some T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: incomeing T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running around grabbing items off the shelves crying and screaming all over the place. The mother grabbed all and said "I should of swallowed all of you!" T1/r5/2009-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick." T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi can all just kiss my fat ass :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShitBotIvar! Ebenezer Gregor!! Jizzmopper!! hiskAhimbidi dOOWaaDUUWAAheheyaaa!!! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: why dont people fucking curse? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: hello? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: why cant i get newbie help T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: try asking on the newbie channel T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: DENTINMUD.ORG PORT 3000 THE BEST MUD OUT THERE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: DENTINMUD.ORG PORT 3000 THE BEST MUD OUT THERE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: DENTINMUD.ORG PORT 3000 THE BEST MUD OUT THERE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: DENTINMUD.ORG PORT 3000 THE BEST MUD OUT THERE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: DENTINMUD.ORG PORT 3000 THE BEST MUD OUT THERE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: DENTINMUD.ORG PORT 3000 THE BEST MUD OUT THERE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Porom: DENTINMUD.ORG PORT 3000 THE BEST MUD OUT THERE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No spamming please. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: rofl T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: No personal attacks either. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori enthusiastically high-fives Argot! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arystul: nice job imms T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: no spamming fucktard... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Imms? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arystul: or helpers :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Yeah, that was a pretty fast nuke T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: is there a rule about not advertising shitty muds on here? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orthanc: isnt starling able to take care of that, being the unnofical party killer T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot is agreeing with that Dientera person again... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arystul rolls on the floor laughing at Orthanc's antics! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yep, just transported him to Aardwolf State Prison. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arystul: since aardwolf is played on multiple continents around the world, wouldn't it be INTERPOL Prison? :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera goes, "Hmmmm." T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick: think the server got moved to the middle of nowhere U.S.A to prevent downtime due to hurricanes T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Hey, I live there :'( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fluffled Marick comforts Argot. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: evening motherfuckers T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling peers intently at Cure. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Look what we have here, a fucking comedian. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aescretia: Lol. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aescretia: That Cure kid is annoying =/ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikejs: more like a newbie who doesn't know the difference between "funny" and "boring" T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy starts to sing 'Bots don't cry.....' T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sparhawk: why the fuck is he giving out useless stuff in recall T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: he is?? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sparhawk nods. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aescretia: he got it from the donation room. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: curse *peer T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus sighs. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: So generous..... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling spanks Impotent Inicus playfully. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: starling = jerry springer? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: youre all nuts T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shiruyumi: @@@2222TWO? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Three T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: yes. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shiruyumi: OMG!1ONE T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nine. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: 11 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: 2001 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Square root of negative one. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai ponders if Starling wears rubber boots or something. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: 0 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: E ^^ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Why would I wear rubber boots? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: Poo gets so deep? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: i like steak, with the little lemon on top T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: sometimes when im bored i take long walks on the beach T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: when i get home i like to relax and read a good book T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: when I get bored, I let my fingers do the walking. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: some of my hobbies include making pots and painting T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: More like smoking pot and huffing paint, Cure. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: word. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: ahahah T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: huffing? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: whats wrong with huffing paint anyway? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: what the poo is huffing? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: word to your mother ~marilyn manson T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: it means inhaling basically T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aescretia: Are you quoting Marilyn Manson? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's when you inhale volatile organic compounds to get high, Saatai. For example, inhaling gasoline fumes, or paint thinner. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Starling would know T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I would. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: just cause i shot heroin with the guy one time doesnt mean i know him T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: or jenkem T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: are they sick to do such things? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nope, they just do it for fun, Saatai :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: ew T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Huffing gasoline can cause brain damage T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: he likes bunny rabbibits T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: never stopped you T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I recommend smoking gasoline, personally. Or even better, smoking gunpowder. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: On the contrary thats what makes it so great T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cure: i mean real big ones in suits T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phaedra's Coffee looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rarely Cyrios snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: hwaaaaa T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling slaps Greyhat. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: what? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: You probably don't even remember me T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: slap him again Starling T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Amarufox just kicked Saatai right in the box! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: What did I do? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I don't need to remember you to know that you need the shit slapped out of you. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling slaps Greyhat. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: Wow, feeling bitchy today are we? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: OOOOOO that feels good Foxxy. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: laugh, put your hormones away T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and anything else, for that matter T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Greyhat to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: This is pretty insulting. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja is on his knees giving Officer Starling a hillybilly breathalyzer! Officer Starling really seems to be enjoying this! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: Just because I am on the curse chan does not mean I expect to be verbally assaulted T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: I see Starling is in a good mood this night. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm always in a good mood :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swangin: pickles. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: So, starling, you'd better watch your mouth or I'm gonna shove that ACPD badge where the sun don't shine T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: well I am not in good mood tonight. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: then I am in a good mood tonight T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot grins evilly. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel sorry for Saatai as Amarufox horribly abuses her. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Isn't 'maru a pain? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: I'm going to kill Foxxy T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Gotta keep these elves in line, you know how it is. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja is searching to test his new tongue techniques on someone. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot bats his eyelashes innocently at Sage-like Doja. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: yeah yeah, you're too much of a wuss T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Greyhat is threatening me, I'm very afraid. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: you lick good? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rarely Cyrios: I agree with greyhat T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Eww, don't lick elves. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: It'll turn you into something awful :/ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Aww, he logged. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rarely Cyrios: I will hold starling down while greyhat inserts the badge T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Your penis will fall off if you have one T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox agrees! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: If you don't, well, you'll grow one T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phaedra's Coffee: I'm with cyrios and greyhat T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: I'll grow one, damm, I won't need a man then. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling is terribly bored with the lot of you. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles at Saatai's actions. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Yeah, that'll be a fine piece of yoga. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling slaps Greyhat. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: You don't even need a man now...a LOT can be done without a penis ;) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: Ahhh, thanks for the support guys T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Psh, second-class. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: I beg pardon, first class elf T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat smiles at Rarely Cyrios. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: A first-class elf is somewhere just under a mentally-handicapped sprite <3 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Be proud! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai blushes as Amarufox gives her hawt smoochins! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling rubs Greyhat's belly playfully. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: Eh, starling being friendly? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Anyways, don't hate on each other...hate on the elves, they're the ones ruining the universe. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: Go a little lower would you? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: 'Greyhat' sounds like some failed variant of Linux. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai giggles T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai loves this game as nver knows whats is going on. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Elves said your mother sucks. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: Greyhat means neither for good nor evil, but for ones own motives whatever they may be T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: A neutral hat? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: pretty much T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: as opposed to blackhat or whitehat T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Bullshit. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: Patton you not auction my nighty. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: is this a chaotic, lawful, or neutral, neutral hat? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Weazel: Its not bullshit T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Weazel to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Weazel: Greyhat knows what he is talking about T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: bullshit is only so deep T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat: thanks weazel T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyhat sniggers quietly to himself, reflecting over an amusing thought. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: Well that was fun wasn't it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unrequited Apathy: gotta make sure my alts don't get archived ^^ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor smiles happily. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I need a new pretitle anyway T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: might aswell make it greyhat T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I never got your current pretitle, what's the ebenezer for? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: If I told you I did it at xmas time would it make more sense? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Not ebenezer scrooge but.....ebenezer gregor T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor mumbles something about how the proletariat has destroyed Christmas. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I suppose, if you're trying to imply your miserliness T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I could have made it 'niggardly', but I remember someone was told to remove that T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yeah :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: dashiell, seuss and ashkelon were 3 of the people who had it removed :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: dolt too I think T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I didn't remember dolt, but I can believe that T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling sniggers at your niggling. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor gasps as he realizes what Officer Starling did. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: racist!1 =p T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yeah, so? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling slaps Ebenezer Gregor. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yeah, someone was also told off for using snigger by someone unfamiliar with the word. :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor massages Officer Starling's shoulders. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: When did you switch from goody two shoes cop to evil bitch cop =P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Since when has there been a distinction? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling flibbers her lips at you!...Urghs...Did she get spit on you? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Actually, fair point T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I just swear you weren't this offensive originally ^^ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yes I was. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Naw, you were just highly annoying T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Now you are trying too hard to be evil T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Who says I'm trying to be anything? :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: its just more amusing than anything T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: You mean you have no aspirations? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nah. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I guess its all that huffing paint, Starling. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I think it must be :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Stripped you of your dreams and motivation T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I know :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: What shall I do? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Hmmm, well, you can start by donating to the make gregor rich fund if you like T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: 5tps only to join T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Then you will feel better about yourself T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I don't believe you T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I'll share them with your buddy greyhat if you like T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Worth a shot =/ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor sighs. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Your all retarded!!1 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Heh. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Wild Heafmo: Duhhh T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: You're mom is retarted! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic runs away in utter terror! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling slaps A Wild Heafmo. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend lets out a string of curses at Officer Starling that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored him. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Hellfiend to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: its not nice to say retarded(his mom told me to say that since her mouth is full at the moment) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: sorry, I'm making fun of instant's quote in my desc :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Well, Hellfiend, you're advancing slowly but at least you're advancing. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: We'll get you cured of this lazy typing habit. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling is bored of you now, and rolls away in the Aardwolf Police cruiser. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: when shall you be cured of unprecedented ability to annoy all those who read your text? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling spanks Hellfiend playfully. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: where is the court jesters tonight? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chosig: Out making fools of themselves? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: damn it, I have been getting like 10 and 11 qps all fn night long!! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: pissing me off T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: thank you for listening T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disiz ::P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay ) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: stop paying attention to how many you get T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: So kill the questor and let him respawn. ;) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: use that piss and put it on questors shoe T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: fuck the questor T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I like Charns answer T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Iceman: I fucked the questor once. He fucked me right back. :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: go try it :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman grins evilly. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bumaye: fuckingqueerassfuggers T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pantsu Nimrodel: fuckfuck T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Remember to take a break guys. Otherwise you will randomly pass out and die. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: or go fucking nutz T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Well that too, but its not the worst case scenario at least T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: spontaneous combustions blows donkey balls too T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I would say the chances of that are limited at best T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: But it can't help to be too careful T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: It's an original way to die at least T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: nah I spontaneously combust regularly...fuck T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Lol...boooooom T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: see I feel the need to have a curse word in every sentence on this channel even if its random... damnit T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Damn it isn't considered a curse, so you fail. Epically. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: epic is a word for fags... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You fail again. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus pats Sage-like Doja on his head. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: effluvium? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Whatever floats in your pussy. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor shivers uncomfortably. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: my girl has football teams floating around in there. its like a party T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus pats Sage-like Doja on his head. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Sage-like Doja is on his knees and Alt. Helpa Charneus is busy moaning. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You get covered with blood and guts as Sage-like Doja explodes from his own weapon. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a low rumbling as Sage-like Doja's Goatee stirs. Best run while you still can. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja unleashes the all-mighty Goatee on Mindslip! LOOK AWAY! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) That Sage-like Doja is looking for +Mr. Happy+ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja chases Mindslip around the room with +Mr. Happy+ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja looks around with a roguish look in his eyes. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja's hand blurs in a wave as he chirps a cheery "Good morning!" T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja will not buy this tobacconist's. It is scratched! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja twirls. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja has dark circles under his eyes from long nights trying to install Linux. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja asks Mindslip for help getting Linux to run. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja collapses to the ground and howls a sound full of grief and sorrow. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astraeus: anyone there? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astraeus: so lonel... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: f-ing god damn it didn't realise I lost my flash sync plug T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: are we having fun yet? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: oooh we're having special mother fucking kinds of fun today, i wish rl was as easy and lsitting and questing... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: Warning, if you're under 18 and have never heard to word fuck before... well ya have now! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nowadays if you're over 15 and haven't heard it or done it, you're unusual T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm telling my mommy... wait what does fuck mean? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: Bow chikka wow wow... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Depends, if you're ugly, ask her, if you're not, I'll show you T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: XD T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm.... unusual sounds like "home schooled" to me :D T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah I wouldn't tell anyone you got home schooled for that T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: My mom hired a prostitute for my sex ed class... HOME SCHOOLING RULES! ((Like that would ever happen)) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: it used to not be too uncommon for a father to buy their son a prostitute T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: It's uncommon now? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: More likely she said - 'This is my friend Bubba, he's going to teach you about the kind of sex they have in prison' T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: OH, I'm gonna like this class! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Guess that's something we never gave up in Nevada T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: but he doesn't have the same jar of lube as daddy :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yah Daddy kisses you first, Bubba don't do none of that queer shit T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: Po-po... Pecking order. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i have to shit.... should i continue irritating the people around me by passing smelly gas or shit? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: buy a laptop and do both T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: poop your pants T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: you all don't wear poopsacks? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: all great ideas T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: take a dump on my chest pl0x. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i just crapped my pants for entertainment value T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn claps at Uptoit's performance. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: youtube it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: pooptube it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: That may have been entertaining in the first six months or so of my life T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... might violate TOS T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's probably more some porntube channel rather than youtube T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i hate these fucking crabs!!! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: get a powder or a balm T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: or some melted butter T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah gonna have to do something T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: butter sounds better T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Butta T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: put some buttah on those crabs T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: I think you're gonna end up with a red lobster if you try the butter... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: do you think its too much to ask for a blow job on the first date? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: yes T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: maybe T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: heavy petting? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: only if you asked her out. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: depends on if you have enough peanut butter and what breed htey are T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: If you're gay thats not unreasonable T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Straight? too much T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: if she asks YOU out, then go for t. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: it* T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: depends on how many roofies you have T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: if she says yes, is it too much to gag her? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: #gag you T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: this is all theoretical, you have to get a date first T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: if she's wearing a collar? Nope, gag away. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Gagging is pretty rude if you're not well aquainted sexually T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah I hate it when I've got my cock down someone's throat and they gag, that's just rude T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahaha... i was just thinking of saying "hi my name is XYZ, i need a blow job, are you a willing female that would like to participate in this exercise?" T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i agree hargreeves T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Oh hunny, you don't DATE those kinda girls T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: I'm not femail Uptoit... buhhh... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: girls are not pornstars, even if that's contrary to your entire interaction with females. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: especially if they make a mess... its like look stupid! lick that mess up T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: I'll over look that if you do. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Why should they gag - I don't :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: who needs to "DATE" i'm married! :D T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Does your girlfriend know you're married? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: They'll let you marry anything in the US, even your own hand T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: thats a requirement T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Oh wait, it has come to my attention that you may be 12 years old. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: they have to know... i don't want any of this... oooooh why don't you spend the night, blah blah blah T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: Nah, if your hand is attached to a guy and you are a guy, it's gay, and they won't marry you. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: so get you're hand transplanted to a girl and THEN marry the hand. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol i didn't marry in the US :D i married in United Arab Emirates :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Put nail varnish on it, make it a transgender hand T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: People who ask for either sex or dating advice are not having either. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Asking on a mud for* T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: What is a "vagina"? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: I don't ask, I just like giving horrible advice and watching people take it. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox points excitedly at Iron Duck Chuft's crotch! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: it's a female penis part, inicus T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i don't want sex... just a blowjob... sex is too involved unless thier doing the work T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: enlarged clit? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: A large gash right between the girls legs T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: curse it's a trap! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Please explain what 'blowjob' means T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: unless you're bi.. then... It's a bonus! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: it's a job that you hate *shifty T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: it's a position you fill as an employee at a vacuum cleaner company T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: its where i stick my cock in her mouth, she sucks, licks and gently strokes it :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Who in the world hates blowjobs? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: What is "cock" T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Women? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: You stick your chicken in her mouth? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves rolls on the floor laughing at Impotent Inicus's antics! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: people made of balloons T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: My ex-boss was a cock T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: BALLOOONS! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahah T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yes i stuff my turkey in there too :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I stuff my turkey with stuffing. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: I stuff my stuffing with turkey T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: OH SNAP T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: the truth as to why guys like BJs... "Why do you like them, huh huh huh huh! Why, I don't get it, what's so Mhuhmmm hmmm!" Ahhh, silence at last. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: my stuffing comes out of my turkey T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: because MOST guys can't do it themselves T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: so someone giving them a blow job saves us the effort T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: see this is why i love working at a school... plenty of dirty whores to help me out. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: you don't even mean half the things you say T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok maybe not half... would you belive a third? :D T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: -sniffle- you've caught me... i don't cheat, i'm faithful... i only like rambling on and on and on for entertainment value... is that soooooOOOOO wrong? *runs off crying like a little school girl* T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn pats Uptoit on his head. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: well this is an RPG, just try to keep some of it based in reality T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahahah ok that one made me snort T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: good thing i wasn't drinking milk T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: or bad thing.... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i do however miss my single days :( when i COULD just ask a dumb whore to give me a bj T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: wow lots of respect for women here T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn respects women. :\ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what! i don't ask the SMART whores :D T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: come on, you know you never did that Uptoit T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao... only once, and it was successful... i learned a valuable lesson from that... don't take um home when you're living at home. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Twin Blade Zayd: Women and respect have never been eye to eye... Neither in receiving or giving... At least in general. This isn't true all the time, but I'd like to think the truth is that only a minority is the opposite. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Maybe some people just appreciate being asked rather than all that messing around while you pretend you're taking them out for dinner because you love them rather than you just want head T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i also learned not to shit where you eat.... they keep coming back for more T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: don't get me wrong folks... i respect women, the ones that are half way inteligent anyways T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: rest i pretty much treat like whores :)... *sniffle* i miss it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl r inteligent. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... ok i can't SPELL thanks :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok lets try this angel... are younger or older women more likely to be whores? or is it equal? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: .*angle T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: stfu T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: cougars! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yeah because in recent surveys - lots of women answered 'Yah I'm a whore' T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... no this is a "on the spot" survey :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: whores as in prostitutes or women whose intelligence drops to negative numbers in the presense of men? or women get as much sex as men like to pretend they get? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So you're after women who put out as much as the men around them pretend they do? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm no i was looking more for women that will fuck on the first date kinda thing T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: they have herpes T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: lol. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: genital harpies T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: Uptoit: Enjoy your apparently unfullfilling, married sexual life T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: a woman who fucks on the first date fucks everyone on the first date. it's like playing russian roulette with an automatic pistol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm sure there are women out there who have so little self-respect they'll happily fuck on the first date with anyone who's not a male supermodel T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: nah i wouldn't take it far lol... just means you're playing with a loaded gun :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: take it to the roleplaying channel, you're in fantasyland now T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: there are possibly desperate men out there too T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: like uptoit T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i wholeheartedly agree :) i've learned to spot them... but you're right about the selfrespect... its key to finding a whore, no confidence=get'n laid T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahahaa... no i'm sexually repressed :D T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh you'll find guys like Uptoit in the washrooms of America getting head off guys because they can't get laid at home T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: talk to your wife about it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i have... she has a bad opinion of americans and gets mad T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm back did anyone miss me? :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indrid: curse T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indrid: someone curse for me T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Indrid to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmm T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: The rest of you mothman bitches, too. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling slaps Indrid. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indrid: can u emote channels somehow? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Impotent Inicus. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Inicus lies. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indrid: imm? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus believes that you can by utilizing the help files that tell you how, like 'help channels' T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You applaud as Officer Starling tells Indrid to rtfm. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: did you call me a mothman, ho? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Of course, if you would finish the Academy, you would know this already. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: it's mothmonsterman to you, ma'am T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: They call him moth(monster)man because he has the dick of a moth, but the face of a monster. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot playfully tackles Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indrid: chuckle T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i didn't know moth's had genitals T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Indrid: Try '*chuckle' T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: AHHH!!!! Your face is scaring me! But I'm not the least bit intimidated by your penis, so that's ok. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Charneus is getting turned on. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: It's all at the bottom of help channels T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indrid chuckles politely. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indrid: how do you know what channels have socials and wht dnt? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: They all have socials, except for pray and barter. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: All channels have socials except for barter...curse has its own special socials T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Argot to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: cack.. got deanna on bad enterprise as campaign mob :( Just the disruptor overlord between me and her... hrumph T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: open door, flee, and then flee n flee n flee :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: I remember this from my last life... I didnt get as far as flee .. lots of red and the hospital T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spodgy: UNSPEAKABLE appeared a lot T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I asked Vira if she could enlarge my penis. She says that's not a wish :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Argot, you can look at it two ways - either your dick is so large, she can't possibly make it any larger, or even her enhancements won't help. ;) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I, of course, vote for the second option. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Definitely the former one. Thanks for clearing my mind, Charn <3 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus grins evilly. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Hello world! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Sorry, my guide to talking shit said I should start by saying that T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: so who else here is a bout to fire up a fat doob? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: oh, me! me! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Tomorrow T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: good timing T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: tomorrw? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Tomorrow I'm getting monged out of my pretty little tree T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: But I have no stuff right now T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: niiiice T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: so...pass us two draw on that....=D T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: bonger time T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: what happened to the doobies? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: goats ate em T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i changed my mind T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: bastards T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: never really acquired a taste for bongs like a nice slow sensual spliff T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i suppose T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: bongs are more efficient T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: damn right T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: True, but joints are more soulful T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: bongs are the best hit T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: aye, but it depends how tight your weed rations are T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i can't roll joints without using two papers T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I generally try to make it last T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: bongs are great. i don't smoke anything else so it's easier to take the hits when they've cooled off T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: So I guess thats another reason I don't like bongs as much, a spliffs worth gone in one or two hits T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: perhaps if these plants get the fuck on with it I'll smoke more joints T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: by anything else, i mean besides weed T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: joints are what got me addicted to tobacco T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: heh T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and sucking cock was what got him addicted to joints T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox softly nuzzles Iron Duck Chuft's neck. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: see weed is a gateway drug, makes you smoke cigs T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: bah T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i never smoked cigs til i smoked weed T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i dont even know how i started smoking cigarettes T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I usually stop smokin cigs after I just finished a deal....cigs seem so pathetic in comparison T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: it's common in England to roll joints with tobacco, apparently not in the us T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i've never smoked a cigarette T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: ive heard the chuft T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i enjoy the occasional cigar though T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Yeah, I get the impression US favour the bongs a bit more T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: yeah...spliffs are not so common T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: yeah the thing here in the US i spose, is that if you roll a joint with tobacco in it and don't tell someone they could get pissed T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: British fail at pot smoking. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i remember this foreign exchange guy from france telling me about that, he would break off part of a camel and roll it into these huge joints T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: especially if they don't smoke tobacco T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: heh, I've seen the crap americans smoke, I'm pretty sure the failure isn't here ;) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I actually prefer smoking more spliffs with less weed in them, like a cross between cigs and joints T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: hey chuft T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: there's crap everywhere, we also have great stuff :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: you should see the 'crap' ive been smokin heh T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: the stuff they get from mexico T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: yeah mexican schwag blows, so what :p T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nothing good comes from Mexico. The good stuff comes from California. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: americans don't mix tobac & weed. it's quite common in euro though. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: this was on campus, so it was crap, would've been here, too, but it'd have been strong crap :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot is agreeing with that Officer Starling person again... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Cig baccy is HARSH in spliffs though, much prefer rolling baccy T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: if you get that mexican weed you gotta roll blunts T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft nogs at Ebenezer Gregor. Freaks! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot is agreeing with that Keyer person again... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i know a high school kid who's a great grower.. yeah i know, but he's good at it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: or use a bowl that can hold like 2g :p T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS is agreeing with that Ebenezer Gregor person again... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Hash is fun. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I haven't smoked hash in forever T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: its ugly appearance is misleading, for sure T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: never tried hash actually. i'd like to T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: can't find any atm, mainly just green T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: bud is much better, when you can get it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: anyone know how that legalization bill is going in cali? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I reckon it depends, sometimes you don't wanna get so outta your face you can't function T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: cheap hash can be nice for a milder buzz T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Although I've heard the best hash is better than the best bud....never really smoked expensive hash though T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i prefer some good bud, you just cant beat that taste T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: thats what i was about to say,no matter how the best hash will get you it will never taste sweeter than the best kind T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I started on hash many years ago, so, I guess smoking hash still has some novelty value for me =P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: But then again, I like drinking cheap alcohol, just because its cheap ^^ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: thats ironic i like drinking expsensive liquor if i not buying T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Well yeah, I'm sure I actually enjoy expensive liqour more, I just always have the nagging feeling that its wasted on me T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I'm more about the alchol content to cost ratio =D T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Although, I had a girlfriend once and I used to buy non cheap bottles of wine T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: a girlfriend once? :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft goes, "Heh." T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: Yeah, it was cool =P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: sounds like it was expensive T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: not really a surprise there T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: while looking up the legalization bill in california, i came across an article T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: headline was "Could Measure AB 390 put a 360 on California's budget woes?" T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: california could fall into the ocean, that'd help T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: anyone see the problem with that? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: nope! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: friend of mine in Humboldt is sittin pretty with a growers license man, its the way to go T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: 360 = no change T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: they wanted to say a 180 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: oh, I thought you meant with it falling into the ocean T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: ah. well, who knows T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: it's bound to eventually T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: but before it does, we must salvage the ganja from it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: word T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: i feel wierd smoking a bong and my girlfriend doesnt want to share T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn takes out a 12" shotgun and blows a hole in his ISP. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: FUCKING LAG. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: well atm it seems i only see things happen every second...not wen i tell it to... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: so your not alone T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: and that's wen it's working well T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: i can have 5 second response times on commands T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: can't win a gq with this lag...dunno why i bothered T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: You can shit here..all u want :) T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: sTRAP IT ON! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: I think I may be stoned T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: I want to be T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor: A heretical cult is gathering outside my house with large rocks T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: or that T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: ouch. have fun with that T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ebenezer Gregor Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To Gazarok!! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: have fun T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok finishes the whole thing. "Thanks." T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JaNuZ: fuck T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newname: FFFFUUUCCKKKKKKKKK... sorry just had to get it out:0 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Sorry, my dick is still in your mouth. Keep trying, though. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: bullshit T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Cows shit too, but they don't brag about it. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Truff T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: ffffff T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: oh FUCK I entered combat, wooooo colors T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: Colors are fanastic. lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: and now that the dxm is hitting me *drinks alcohol* cause that stuff = alcohol effect enhancer thingy T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Fuck women. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: can I? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Go ahead. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Argot prefers men, though. He's just making a suggestion for other men. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Women drive me absofuckinglutely nuts T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Charneus, I do currently prefer men, you're correct. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: oh same here, but thank god for giving them to me. :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: hint: dont let them drive /duck T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles at Torunkes's actions. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaskar: bah T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck tingly feeling all over body FEELS GOOD MAN T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Send me a tell if you're local, male, and like buttsex. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: tell argot o hai T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: SHIT MISCHAN T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Insaniac Xioustic: lol FEELS GOOD MAN T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: lol :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yeah, Gazarok, and when you die of an OD, we'll be the first to not care. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: OD, what? Dude, I've done 1,200mg before (NEVER AGAIN THANK YOU) and I was fine T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: yeah, ODing on my cock is commonplace T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Good for you. And you feel the need to brag about it... why? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: possibility of death starts at 1,600 DO NOT WANT T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: only due to potency because it is definitely not quantity argot T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: just making reference that 480mg won't come close to killing me, not bragging T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: ...I only have one cock, and yes, you're right, it's very potent. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No one really gives a fuck if you're high, drunk, plastered, jaded, bent, fucked, wasted, or any other form of your entertainment. All you do is make yourself look like an ass overall. :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: when did anyone mention 480mg? o.o T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: I did at start, cause I took that much T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: on cock that may be. but the fact that u cant find it without a magnifying glass and tweezers elimiates the possibility of OD T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: man, you can't elimiate the possibility of ODing on my cock T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: It's going to happen, just accept it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yeah, Hellfiend. You can't find it using either because you can't see what's under your nose and in your mouth. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles at Alt. Helpa Charneus's actions. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: I'll be back when I can't type... then again, that would mean I won't be back. bye :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: See ya later cutie T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: they always come back T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: except for the good ones. they die young. :'( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: hell yes T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: double vision GO GO GO T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Congrats. You've managed to degrade yourself even more. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: fuck yeah :P T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: honestly, I don't care T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: you don't know me, I don't know you, all good T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: oh my god.. i think i figured it out. when you get high on weed you awaken to the true nature of humanity.. you become an ascended human, one who has awakened the dormant abilities of the human race within himself T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: e.g. a dumbass T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: haha probably, i dunno T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilidar: and the ultimate realization that dorritos are the supreme form of life in the universe T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilidar: only by consuming dorritos can you make it to lvl 11 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: oh fuck T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: that reminds me of one time like a month ago T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: I must be SS3 T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i took like 5 bong rips, and in a sudden epiphany-like moment of realization, i realized i had just gained a level T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: it was fuckin nuts haha T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: One time at band camp I realized touching myself is awesome. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: isn't it though? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: i'm touched T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i get it, haha T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: One night in boot camp, I said to myself,,self thank God for Salt - Peter T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot sighs. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: will there an aardwolf convention some day? it'd be crazy to meet you guys T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Yes T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: in my basement T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: don't bother wearing clothes T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: ya, then i can kick amarubot in tha junk T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: badass, i'll be there T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: despite popular opinion, amarubot does not actually have any junk T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: lies! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: i like vaj T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: vaj likes me T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mindslip: jus lettin yall know T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I am the iron chef of pounding vaj T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: I am a vajenius T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage-like Doja: my ole lady told me so T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darthan: gah, I hate using old technology, have to use a vcr to get my xbox to hook to my tv and the damn thing won't playback dvds..thinks they're all pirated T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: why the fuck can't oss programmers ever fucking comment? Clearly documenting is too much to ask for. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer asks, "What the fuck?!" T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: since when does torlad steal my fucking stormbringer ?!?! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tirannon: venting or? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot has gone hillbilly! he just bitch-jacked Remind Hargreaves! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: ok fuck you hargreaves,better? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Only if you buy me dinner first, I ain't a cheap ho T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud tosses a pie at Remind Hargreaves and hits him right in the FACE! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: OMG I'm covered in goo and it wasn't bukkake :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud: lol T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: so which one of you fuckers wants to amuse me ? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Show us your cock Panzer, we'll all be amused T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: i dated a midget once,i was nutz over her T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: BIG FAT FLOPPY BLUE PENIS! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: blue? Are you a smurf? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: did I mention 'the watchmen' was the worst movie I've ever seen ? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: ive heard more bad then good about it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tulak: was there a lot of blue penis init? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: it's horrible T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer is agreeing with that Tulak person again... T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I suppose the colour of penis doesn't really matter if the lights are out T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox seems to be spying on PaperTiger Panzer, did PaperTiger Panzer just sit on that random penis?!?! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: 3 hours of stories that aren't linked well and it moved slow as fuck T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: i was gonna watch role models last night but my ps3s blue ray quit working:( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: sony wants a $150 fucking bucks T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: hmm, quiet here T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: dirty jokes,who gots em? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: a man walks into a bar T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: mine are at the laundry T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: ouch T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: lame, no one came with the boy fell in mud,cant believe it T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: humpty dumpty sat on a wall T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I did come with him! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: humpty dumpty had a great fall T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: "Fr***ing ab****able blankety-blank! - who put that c***s***er bar there" cussed the man T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear Amarufox asking Xyliz if she would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: no way T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Very well, do you like magic!? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz likes hentai T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear PaperTiger Panzer asking Xyliz if she would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Cartoon sex is about as unexciting as it gets :/ T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh I don't know, there's stories T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: not with a cavernous gaping maw and ginormous boobiez T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and tentacles T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: hentai anime: Sailor Moon T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: if I wanted to jerk off to text, don't you think I'd have done that on your whois info years ago? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: japanese porn is awesome. who wouldn't want to watch a censored penis ramming a tight little young censored vag ? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox snuggles up to Remind Hargreaves. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: five minutes ago, I was watching T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: damn :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snuggles up to Amarufox. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: 2 guys are hanging out,and really want to drink but have 1 dollar between them. They get an idea,go the nearest hotdog vendor and buy a hotdog. They enter a bar and order 2 shots. One guy tells the other follow my lead, he puts the hotdog in his pants and out his zipper and the other guy starts to suck on it. Sure enough they get kicked out and dont have to pay for the shots. They hit about 6 more bars doing the same routine when one guy says I dont think i can do this anymore,my knees hurt and im starting to get hungry. The other guy says, hungry? i ate that hotdog 3 bars ago im still full. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: guys shouldn't do things with hotdogs T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: they have protein! T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: damn you amaru,you know how long it took me too type that,no sympathy laugh at least? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: ditto with baby carrots, they make me feel gay :( T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: I am laughing =p T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks at PaperTiger Panzer. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Yeah, Amaru, it, took him, so long, to, type that. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I just read "2 guys are hanging out" and something about hotdogs at the end T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and I knew it was going to be some homoerotic love poem T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: like i need your commas grammer policeman T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Who, says, I'm being, a policeman? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: you should take lessons from reina T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I, just like, commas. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: i like my penis in your mouth to but i dont tell everyone T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus has a giant smile on his face as he begins the rite of self-molestation. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox accuses Impotent Inicus of practicing the ancient and sacred estonian art of pede. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm bored out of my mind. someone kill me T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: cant there be even one fucking area that aint made for aq...One single area of fun instead of stupid scribbles of madcow disease eaten brain with no chance to be explored.. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: I just got rid of Xyl's and now they throw same shit on my face yet again.. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i agree i hate xyl T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: spellcasters worst nightmare? stupid ass wanker builder with immune magic T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as PaperTiger Panzer and Ismene are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Ismene's pleasure. T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: where's the I'M NOT A FUCKING RETARD LEAVE MY FUCKING SPREADSHEETS THE WAY I WROTE THEM button ? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: www.ubuntu.org T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer goes, "Heh." T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: the stables easy button? T1/r5/2009-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: Press very hard on your bellybutton... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Damacius: ehhhh T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot starts the pissing contest off with a steady stream of potent, yellow-ish urine. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miquiz Tetzahuitl: you need to drink more water T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: water? you mean there are beverages other than coke zero? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moments of Rememberence: csmile T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haike: VORPAL DAMN IT T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Haike to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haike: NEVER T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Damacius: haha T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: but to foad T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Damacius: and here i thought Starling was a nice guy T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Ahahahahah! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Incorrect, sir. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You got three things wrong with that. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: 1. You can't think. 2. Starling isn't nice. 3. Starling isn't a guy. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: eeedang T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Starling's the nicest guy this side of the Mississippi. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i'm an earthbender, fuck yes T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as PaperTiger Panzer and Original are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Original's pleasure. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haike: I HATE THE DAMN MAZES T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox burps loudly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Damacius: that means fuck off T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling asks Damacius "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: my kid's nanny is a fuckkkkkken moron T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'd object to anyone who said 'screw you' and didn't offer to buy me a drink first T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Excellent well that's one beer so far - any more? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm such a ho T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend tosses a bottle of beer at an old man ... let's just hope he'll catch it! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Yah I'm a guy not a seal, I don't catch bottles T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: your face is derogatory, hargr T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No personal attacks please T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Argot, stand on your feet every once in a while. You were looking at his ass. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: and ur face has vassals on it!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: you want me to put my penis in your mouth ? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Argot thinks my face looks wrong because it would look better with his penis in it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: indeed T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Can't see it, Panzer. If it's too small to see, it's too small to suck. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer crosses his arms and nods slowly and sagely to Remind Hargreaves. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: what scent are you wearing charneus, u are attracting all kinds of gayness! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: maybe try casting solidify and illuminate on it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles at Officer Starling's actions. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: sorry starling, i don't do heshes T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Maybe hum too, for her pleasure. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You don't? Then why were you doing Argot's mom? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You hypocrite. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells PaperTiger Panzer to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Wtf is a hesh? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Is it something like a Hessian? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: aww, did I upset you ? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: tranny, shemale, etc T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: My mother is not a german soldat :/ T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: oh a heshe, not a hesh T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: hermaphrodite T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: heshe...never heard of the term before T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: he-she/shim/shemale/tranny T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: break it up - he she T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Oh. jesus. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: yes? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: yes ? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer starts whining immaturely to -=Evil=- Joker. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: cock in a frock, chick with a dick ... heshe T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Get back on the cross, joker T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: thats what heshe said. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: we just have multiple personalities today T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If a person has multiple personalities, does that mean they are character sharing? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: or multi? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: possibly T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: no no, we're multiplaying nub T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, but be careful which one you're sleeping with, bcause you may be cheating T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: bisexual, definately T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: either that or masturbating T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer thinks Alt. Helpa Charneus smells like elderberries and his mother was a hamster. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So ... if I have mpd and I have a wank, it's auto-erotic and gay? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: quite possibly T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: auto erotic asphyxia is d shiznit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah I'd be way too afraid that I'd actually strangle myself T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: depression is just in ur head dont let it get to you T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and really I don't want to be found with laying on the floor with an orange in my mouth and tights around my neck or some weird shit like that T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot bats his eyelashes innocently at A mortally wounded Torrid. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'll leave that for Panzer T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves smiles happily. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: did someone say my name ? I wasn't listening T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Would you like an orange? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i would like to be an orange T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: cantalopes please T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: so you could eat my ass. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: That's a whole lot of eating, Joker. Last I heard, you were all ass. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: http://kidsinsandbox.net/index2.php T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Buy oranges online for cheap! ^^ T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: touche T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: yes, please douche. I can smell ya from here T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: lame T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I thought lame was Imp's theme ? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as PaperTiger Panzer and Drachon are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Drachon's pleasure. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: How nice, so who's on top or you taking turns? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: puppies! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: hargreaves is catching, as always T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: catching? I thought I might just watch T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker lubes up. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: liar T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh if he's lubing up, maybe I'll join in T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: and Panzer's good for a beer T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer has beer, will travel. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ah all a man needs for sucessful internet dating - beer, the ability to travel and no shame T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull tells you to get on all fours and enjoy it like a good little bitch. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling spanks Skull playfully. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Alt. Helpa Charneus just popped out Skull's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Skull's ears? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: answer some jack...es dislike anything with ass in the word -- "Corner gas" popularised that word T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: I have to say women with piercings/Tattoos are hot ... whos with me? :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: fuck yea T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chosig: just stay away from my woman :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: suicidegirls ftw T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaindal: I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked 10 1s! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kafusmaximus: I had sex with a goat!!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lother: goat sex heh? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: Where the fuck is god damned horgar!!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: area? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: its in the fucking gauntlet T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aRebr75fg&feature=PlayList&p=517FC7A7B93B8840&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=31 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stapleface: those are 2 sick fuckin people T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Yep. Get all the pi you cn get T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox licks Hail! Ceasar. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Bad pie. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored her. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox burps loudly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eewwwww T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: e-h 10 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is so bored she devours her feet, making large slurpy sounds! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox comforts SexyButt Shanon. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: fox stop cursing and level!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon thanks Amarufox heartily. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: working on it ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox licks CrymeTyme Sebastion. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion flicks his whip across Amarufox's bare back. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's not cursing, i am. he's burping T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox swears : #"*&^*#%&! !!!!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Fuck you. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: NOW he's cursing! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox seems to be spying on Alt. Helpa Charneus, did Alt. Helpa Charneus just sit on that random penis?!?! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok! let's go! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my house or yours? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: We'll meet in the middle. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Officer Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox says, 'COCKFAG' to Officer Starling. The lucky git. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sounds fair lol T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Alt. Helpa Charneus. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Bitches. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bastards T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Such language! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank diddles Officer Starling with Amarufox's dick. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would apologize, but i'm tired of saying sorry for things i didn't do T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: motherfuckinsonofabitch T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Forgiven. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: However, you're not, Jademarie! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: u die <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Amarufox to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Amarufox just kicked Officer Starling right in the box! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Amarufox to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Go take care of your vagina. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Later. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i thought i was gonna die tuesday.... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: <3 star T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: After I go to bed. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: And the peasants rejoiced. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox nestles cozily with Officer Starling, sighing happily. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Less-than-three to you too, Amarufox :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: It is not to be interpreted as less than three, dearie. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Colon-pee right back at you. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: For some, it is a sideways ascii heart meaning "much love". T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: For you, it is my ascii nuts on your face. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox and Officer Starling share a tender kiss. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's a sideways fucking heart. Get it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Love, Amarufox. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I forgive you; after all those ASCII nuts are the only ones you've got :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) What a burn! Alt. Helpa Charneus just showed Amarufox how they roll in his hood. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: That's right, little nuts, all cock. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Like a fucking broken heart signifying a piece of shit unrequited love. Less than three to ALL of YOU! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl is rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Some people don't understand <3, they only understand 3==o T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Black from the waist down, baby. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks suggestively. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox BES BIG MUDDIN WHILE Officer Starling BES BIG PIMPIN N CLUBIN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You don't wash down there? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Open your mouth and find out. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Less than three to everyone! I less than three everyone on this mud! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and meh, I don't even know why Officer Starling is hating on me, I don't go down to where she works and knock the dick outta her ass <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank really less than threes Asian girls with big tits! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling blushes as Amarufox gives her hawt smoochins! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I was hoping you'd be bigger, erm wait I mean greater than three T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No personal attacks please T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyone know of a good site to make a slideslow? i found a sound i want to use to make a slideshow of my daughter(s) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox points, directing everyone's attention south. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: has to be easy to figure out, i'm dumb T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank personally attacks Starlings booty with his tongue! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Hot. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox enthusiastically high-fives Spank! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: More plz. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pukes. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yeah, Spank. She hasn't washed that region in years. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: So she needs a good scrubbing. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: You give new meaning to the term shit-faced T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: We Tritons don't really care much for hygiene. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Especially the females, we get to smell extra-fishy. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank bites deeply into the firm flesh of Starling's derrier. Now it's time to PIT BULL! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: if you are a triton man..is that like extra hot then? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: How do you douche a cloaca? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's not difficult T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: With vinegar and water, just like every one else! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I use battery acid T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Lt. Uhura or Seven of Nine? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar adn water? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: becasue Kermit likes sweet adn sour pork;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I see my "Uhura vs. Seven of Nine" question was lost on all you bastards strokin' it to Wesley. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Jadzia Dax, Spank. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yer a sick lot, ye are. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I forgot about her. What was the deal with her kissing another DAX? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Oooh, alien lesbian fantasies! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: motherfuckinsonofabitch T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: ahhh that felt good T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: fuckin hate my wireless connection its so shitty T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox comforts The Lovely Jademarie. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know the feeling!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: wire in!? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: no wireless....umm bra? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: bras are over-rated, anyways T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: i hear ya there T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: you dont have a wife with kids, do you? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: grin, nope T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: yeah, def reconsider what you said after 2 kids. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Why would a woman want to wear a bra when there are so many clothespins available? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bah! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: laugh, depends on the gal ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: hint: she wont be a gal after two kids =) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: one of my friends has had 3 kids and she still makes the walls jealous she's so flat! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: laugh ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: in teh boobs? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie goes, "Heh." T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, no boobs for poor mary T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: naw, I just generally sorta like the shape of women, anyways T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus nods at Amarufox. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: you really hafta hit an extreme before I think she looks awful, heh T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me, i have plenty enough to share. i've offered several times rofl T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I have a friend who could hold Volkswagens under her hooters. STill, she goes braless and I still snap clothes pins on her from time to time. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nods, it'd suck to lug them around though, I guess T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I have a friend who went to a size F in her pregnancy, and never lost it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yep, I'd suck around them! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: anyways, to summarize...boys rule, girls drool <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'd be happy with a B i think T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Shape fo woman...*drool* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: i thought boys drool....over girls? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Spank's mom is so fat that you could moor the Titanic to her tit rings. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: naw, why drool over them? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Big or small, I like them all! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dientera: drool on them? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hey! No personal attacks. And besides, my mom tits SANK the Titanic. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I think your mom has great tits <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: This year i've decided i'm doing something for ME for my birthday. nothing for the house, nothing for the kids (gasp, i know!), nothing for joe or the dog....but for ME T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: See? No personal attacks. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank blushes as Amarufox gives him hawt smoochins! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: heh nice convo that got started :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: wonder who did that..... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox points excitedly at SexyButt Shanon! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Amarufox did. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie chuckles politely. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't do it! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Poor, innocent Spank was dragged into it :/ T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why do the cute ones always get blamed? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox hugs Spank. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Al Shaddhai is also the hebrew word for a mother's breast filled with milk! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: i know what you mean shanon :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If I went to church and saw titties instead of a dead guy hanging on a cross, I'd go more often. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm cute n innocent. just ask me, i'll tell you T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: nowadays that is what you see at church :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yah, me too. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox is agreeing with that Spank person again... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: THEN! You introduce the idea of a trinity, and now you got THREE BIG TITTIES FILLED WITH MILK! Damn! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I think I'm having an epiphany right now. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Pope Spank II T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks suggestively. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Nope, it's not an epiphany, it's an erection. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Basically the same thing. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I been takin them epiphany pills, so now my epiphanies last a lot longer. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: ah thats too bad you have to take them... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: The commercials say everyone takes them! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Those Extenze commercials have to be the most retarded commercials of allt ime :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: all time* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I don't HAVE to take them, I WANT to take them. 4-8 hour ephiphanies? AWESOME! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But you, of all people, could benefit from it :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: They get the most horrible looking dudes to say like "omg yes I take them and they make secks so hawt omgomg" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so, for my birthday (yes, i'm thinking ahead...like, 2 months ahead lol) do i get my hair highlighted and cut short or do I take a "spa day" and get a manicure, pedicure, massage etc etc etc? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HappyDog Madcatz: I watched that thing for 30 minutes, and they STILL never told what that special part of a man's body was. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: And the poor chick standing next to them (probably a relative) nods and smiles and giggles or whatever. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Hah! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: They're just yohimbe/yohimbine, anyway. Nothing special there. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: i betcha it will make the nose hair grow longer.... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Are 'Hair' and 'Spa Day' mutually exclusive? I mean, couldn't you do both? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm doing good just thinking about doing something for myself....i shouldn't push it with getting both "treats" rofl T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not really sure i want to cut my hair short again so i might just leave it long and get highlights. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my b-day list consists of wii games, deep fryer, new iron and new bath towels T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sad sad sad i know T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: New math bowels? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strange? Why is The Lovely Jademarie running in a circle, flapping her arms and quacking. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox fluffles The Lovely Jademarie's fur mercilessly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie implies with her middle finger that she would like you all to fuck off! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie nods quietly to herself. What a wacko. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox sits down, he invites The Lovely Jademarie to curl up on his lap. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie goes, "Hmmmm." T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox brushes The Lovely Jademarie's hair for her. Looks better now. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie blushes. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon's lips move in slow motion as she says, "L-A-A-A-G" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's fucking cold in here!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie goes, "Heh." T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just thought i would share.... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: i think i can see some nipple..... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whatcha looking for? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: perv! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: no i meant my own T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon goes to The Lovely Jademarie, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: keep going, im almost there T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie strokes -=Evil=- Joker's inner thigh...someone tell them to get a room! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm all dressed for bed....maybe i should just go to bed. makes sense... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: you see my nipple story? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: who gets dressed for bed? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: that does not make sense T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: thats like getting dressed for a shower T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: or getting dressed to take a shit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i can't say "i'm undressed and ready for bed" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: why not T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that'd be TMI T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: sounds sexay T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It depends on where you're gonna take it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: I put on my nice slacks to take a shit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Joker, maybe she's wearing a sexy negligee for you? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: might cause lots of people to get sick to their stomach T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: yeah you can T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: ugh- lingery is stupid T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: thats right T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: linger T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Inincus, wouldn't it be better to put your bag on for that? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: y T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i agree, it just gets taken off anyway T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: just better to have nothing on is what my bf tells me T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker nods at SexyButt Shanon. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: My shit bag? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: or torn T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves nods at Impotent Inicus. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Lingerie is meant to be taken off. Clothespins aren't. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: or eaten off for that matter T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: yeah that doesnt do it for me either T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: eating what your fat ass has been on all day just doesnt sound appetizing T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I figure that if I'm going to be in bed with someone then the only thing that looks good on them in bed is me T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: even the edible undies for men? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: how dare you T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i come ready to play. no need to stop for removing clothes T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: lol T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: or clothespins. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: its just that it takes soooo much energy to get nakid, get redressed, then nakid again. i mean, seriously T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: brb, gonna turn on the heat before i poke someones eye out....probably my own since i'm home alone rofl T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: by that time i've already jerked off twice and fallen asleep T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that sounds more like an argument for naturism T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Have your nipples ever gotten so stiff, they kinda hurt? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: yes T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Let me hold them in my mouth! I'll warm them up! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: i live where it gets to -50 degrees i think i know why T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok back T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: FRONT! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: up T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: TOP! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ooh Jade darling! You need some tenderness and affection, you need someone to snuggle with you and cuddle and keep you warm and then rail you like there's no tomorrow! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: damn straight i do T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You need some face time! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Spank accomplishes this with his left hand and pocket pussy. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie goes, "Heh." T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: FACE TIME! I love it! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: whoever came up with that one didn't know what they were really talking about! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what are we all doing sitting here on a friday night? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, shouldn't we be doing something fun? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: nothing, since it's saturday morning :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: It's Saturday here. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i'm avoiding the wife. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang chuckles politely. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good point T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm thinking of making a strawberry daquiri T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i feel a lil guilty so i haven't done it yet T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: There's nothing guilty about making a daquiri. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not a virgin one ROFL T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm the only adult here, so i have to be responsible T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all the kids are sleeping so it shouldn't be a problem, but....it would still be irresponsible of me T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sooooo, who wants to come visit me while i drink? i'm pretty funny once i've had a couple drinks :D T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Spank!!! Amarufox cheers him on. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Depends on what kind of entertainment you provide. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and not just funny looking either T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, i'm married and have kids so i have to keep it PG entertainment T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: although once i get those couple drinks in me, things could change drastically rofl T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Mommy told me not to talk to strangers ): T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't normally drink so it only takes a couple drinks for me to get "drunk". although i'm not really sure i've ever been drunk to be honest T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: I wish I had better alcohol tolerance. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: low tolerance is better, it's cheaper for one thing T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know what i'm doing...just sometimes i can't control myself. like when i'm sitting there and drool just rolls out of my mouth, then i bust out laughing because i drooled, then snort while i'm laughing T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and that was after just 3 drinks!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: True, but when you're gone up there, you can't appreciate the fun. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ah that's about knowing that the extra drink takes you from fun to sleeping T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my body was tingly, but i could still kinda walk straight T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: I'm the type who curls into a ball and sleeps when drunk ): T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i was soooooo tired after my 3rd drink. strange T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i went to the bathroom and just couldn't make it back out to the livingroom so i crawled in bed instead. (master bathroom is the one i use) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to try playing the wii when i'm drinking. maybe i can actually win a game of bowling then :D T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or hit the ball on the baseball game T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my husband got 100 proof vodka....i think he was trying to get me drunk or something T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or kill me!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: 100 proof aint shit. try everclear is 190 proof T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: no that isnt shit. try my balls. 300proof. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Any idiot can buy everclear, but it takes someone special to distill their own. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling distilled her own. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Ooo... look at Hellfiend. He thinks he knows alcohol! :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm just a lil thing though T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: i figured i would SUGGEST the LEGAl method.... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: shine - have some in the fridge T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: soaking into cherries T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I think that's why Hellfiend has such shitty English skills. He's mudding drunk. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only 4'10 (i try saying 4'11...but that's only if i'm wearing shoes!!) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: goddamn you're a tiny one! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: thats what she said T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I thought it was illegal for 12 year olds to drink! :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: cut a hole in a watermelon...keep it away from Spank adn Joker..and put an upaide-down bottle of everclear in the hole..let it stand for a day:) then cut into pieces adn eat T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my mommy said it was ok :D T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox flashes a mischievous grin at Page Three Garl. Hmm. is it time to run and hide? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: garl speaks from experience , tis good stuff T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really wish i had someone here :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i only want one drink....ok, maybe 2 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: don't you have a husband? o.o T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: whar he at T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox is agreeing with that Argot person again... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah but he's working T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: ar, dat is suckz0rx T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox grins. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, you don't have to worry about joe. he's a weanie T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Any weanie guy with a gun is still scary T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ROFL T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I agree, you are, Inicus. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no guns here T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: ted bundy was a weanie to, look at what he accomplished. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus is afraid. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Look at all the kids who have shot up schools because they were a 'weenie' throughout school. That scares me. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: besides, this is my house too. if i want to have a male friend over for a few drinks....i should be able to T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Eh, that's what they get for failing to address problems. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Does he have chix over for drinks? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It's what happens after those drinks, Shanon, that become a problem. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: Unless you guys get drunk and make paper mache elephants T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I got suspended for beating the shit out of a girl, which I only did because the damn principal wouldn't address the problems regardless of my parents calling the school. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impotent Inicus: That's okay. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no garl, he's anti-social T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers with Officer Starling about their shared secret. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Would you allow that? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And you know what? Bitch never said another word about me again :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuummmm hmmmm depends if i trusted her T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl cringes away from Officer Starling in mortal terror. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling rubs her sore A*S, because Amarufox just kicked it! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: That's what I thought. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Damn tritons. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: actually, i think i would let him have friends over to drink. I'm always home so i'd know if something was going on or not T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: We tritons are always wet. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: female friends i mean T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: highschool catfights r rox0r :p T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Too bad you have gills :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Though that could make for fun in the bedroom, I imagine. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Spank can report on that later. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Sharing is caring. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Or in the ocean, bathroom... swimming pool... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sunday i can drink though...mars will be home :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Still, they're blue :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: That is rather anti-erection. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Unless you're into hentai or whatever. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: What's wrong with gills? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Just another orifice to stick it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Meh, there's enough of those. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: More just gets confusing for us guys. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I hope somebody shoots this Octo-mom bitch. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: "Oh sorry, I meant to put it in your gill!" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And I hope somebody shoots her piece of shit kids too. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: So you have a crush on her? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Seriously, she was saying she was going to kill herself in the 9-1-1 call. I said, bitch, quit saying you're going to kill yourself and just kill yourself. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Grin, I never cared about any of it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's disgusting and is a symbol of everything that's wrong with America today. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It should never have made the news in the first place. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: laugh, among many other things T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nods, that'd be why I don't watch the news, I imagine :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And trying to get a million-dollar book deal out of it? Bitch, fuck you. She ought to be thrown in jail. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: shrugs, she's doing what most other folks would do T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: We re-elected Bush. Do you really expect a lot from the average, voting American? :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Volumes. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Granted, Kerry was a pussy, but whatever. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Throw the Obamination and his shitty socialist agenda into the equation and we might as well call it the United States of Titanic T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Better Bush than Obama. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I've always been a fan of pussy, personally <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl enthusiastically high-fives Amarufox! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Naw, I like Obama, even if things don't work out as well as they could. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: If Bush had been running for a third term, I'd have voted for him. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'm not sure he's gonna do great, but I think he's much less of a fucktard than Bush. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: See, bringing politics into Curse results in a rather potent concoction.. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I hope somebody shoots that whack-job Pelosi, too. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: And I really don't hate Bush or anything, really. Just yeah. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i say we just eat cupcakes and drink daquiris *shrugs* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Cupcakes. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: pieplz. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Do they have cupcakes in SG!? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Also, you must make more SG socials, Liang :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: FuckTard! I love that word! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox barks loudly at Realising Resiliang to KNOCKITDOWN, he can only lan lan suck thumb just follow order lah. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang crosses his arms and nods slowly and sagely. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: It is almost as sweet as twatmuffin! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox agrees! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Fucktard says so much! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Blueberry twatmuffin. Yummm. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Mmm, blueberry. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: twatwaffle is better:) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Starling Twatmuffin! Yum! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: waffles are so complicated :/ T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I think Shitwaffle would be better. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: all those little squares and such...muffins are sweet and nicely shaped! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling wiggles her bottom towards Spank. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: Ya bush just did sooooo many GREAT things for this country. For some reason I cant think of an example but I just know he did great things... he should be on the dollar bill. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: haha, I'd love to see him on the dollar bill T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no wonder i'm called "muffin" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: since you have to be dead first <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I think, anyways, maybe that's just stamps T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It stinks like hot shit on ice. What the fuck does that mean? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sweet and nicely shaped T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: He kept the terrorists from hitting us again, and he would have implemented a lot of tax cuts if the Democratic Congress hadn't blocked him at every turn. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The man is a total shitwaffle. I like it! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: shrugs, he didn't even bang one intern/hot chick while in office for 8 years T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I can't respect that! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: starling i think i like you T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Used to be shit heel, but shitwaffle is better! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Scary :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You and everybody else, Sebastion. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'm just in it because Starling gives great head. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: lol T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Erm but yes, I like you for your uhh, sweet demeanor and lovely set of...personalities, as well. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I used to think he was ok, but now he's just another shitwaffle. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox nestles cozily with Officer Starling, sighing happily. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Shut the fuck up! You're acting like a complete shitwaffle! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: fox stop sucking up T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: sigh, I thought I was being subtle :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Her mom's ok, but her dad is a total shitwaffle. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: subtle ohh okies :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Giving Amarufox head is like sucking on one of those tiny straws they give you at coffee shops. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Spank to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Starling has a big mouth. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Also, please note that she doesn't deny it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: what? she wasnt supposed to comment on your needle dick? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Stop being a shitwaffle and buy the fucking drugs, will you? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I am loud, yes. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox licks Spank. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I waited on this table, I mean I ran my ass off for them, and not one tip! Shitwaffles. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: so because a second terrorist attack didnt happen you imply bush stopped them ... an attack hasnt happened since Obama took office so by the same logic he is doing well... or am I missing something T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: grin, Bush just sucked T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nah, Obama is busy fucking up the economy. The terrorists are just biding their time. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You're missing the shitwaffles. With syrup. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: a lot of bad decisions, a lot of okay decisions, whatever T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: you can take a look at the country and see what his awesome ideas lead to, anyways T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Politicians are all shitwaffles. Everyone knows that. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's cool though. Obama's going to be a one-term president, we'll get somebody sensible in 2012. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: If you're going to blame Bush, don't forget to blame the liberal Congress that wouldn't let him do anything. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: laugh, I'm not so sure T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: you werent watching the econemy before obama took office were you.. cus I assure you it started collasping a while ago it didnt just start failing when obama took over T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The difference between Republicans and Democrats is like the difference between Clap and Syphillis. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: naw, this was Bush's 8 years T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: he can man up and take responsibility for the shit that went down T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: If they'd have passed his tax cuts, the economy would likely be better. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: ahahaha T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: laugh, much of his fantastic work passed T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: tax cuts. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and that's why we have the problems we do :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The difference between Democrats and Republicans is like the difference between shitwaffles and turdhooks. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Democrats get laid, though. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Republicans jerk off to senior citizen porn on the net <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox blinks innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Especially triton Republicans. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Lemonparty is democrat, tubgirl is republican. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Heh, I love people who laugh at tax cuts. They spout "Tax the rich!" without realizing that with a couple clicks of a mouse and hitting OK, 40k people can be fired and billions of dollars moved overseas. It really is that easy. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: Starling why do tax cuts work? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: the first four years when bush had a republican house and senate the economy was great. what happened when the dems took control? yes bush was pres but who cock blocked every regulation that came up over mortgage lending? it wasnt republicans it was democrats. who blocked tax cuts ? democrats. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: or how.. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: And the voting public is /b/.. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: heh, if you think any of those things were just "tax cuts", you'd be mistaken T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Because when people aren't paying as much in taxes, they're spending it on other things. You know, like hiring contractors to do home improvements, or hiring more employees. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: ah. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: plenty of dumbshit clauses ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Or hiring tub girl to spray, um, well, nevermind. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: so they spend it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: it's just nice to say "omg, these guys r against tax cuts!11" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: My parents pay $30k in federal tax each year, and Obama wants to take more? Wouldn't that money be better spent supporting the businesses that hire people and create jobs? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: if you really believe that, I'd read about politics from somewhere other than TV T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: you cant say plenty of clauses dealing with bush and earmarks not after the last two weeks of earmarks in ONE seven month spending bill the messiah obama passed T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I hate reading my tv. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: household indebtedness rose to 170% of income, and they're going to spend the tax cuts? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Blow jobS! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: you don't say. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: dude, some of the stupidest things ever were passed by Congress courtesy Bush ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: that patriot act junk made me glad I still have the right to own plenty of arms T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: courtesy a liberal congress T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Let's talk about big sloppy blow jobs, with the long stringy saliva getting matted in your pubic hair. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Enough POLITICS! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: people borrowed because credit was cheap. they used less taxes to leverage up their purchases you moron. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: That's the banks' fault, Gdangus. Blame them, let them fail, no bailouts. And it's idiots who thought they needed a $400k house. Let them go bankrupt. Don't take my money to pay for their mistakes. :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No personal attacks please. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: yeah he signed it his mistakes and hes owned up to it but the republicans didnt have control it wasnt their agenda being pushed :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser is agreeing with that Amarufox person again... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: this isn't politics. this is econ 101, something starling clearly knows nothing about. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: actually, it was T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling pats GdAnGuS on his head. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and the man needs to take responsibility for them, like it or not T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: actually it wasnt T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: you can say "congress sux" or whatever, doesn't change that T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: fine. you're not a moron. you're a republican. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: and he has or did you miss that? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: basically the cycle is...we get a democrat in office to clean up teh republican's mess...by adding a few taxes to get out of the hole, then republicans get in..remove all regulations, and cut all taxes so we have no money to support things..then everyone spendsspendsspends there's a boom...then with no regulations and no money..the bottom drops out..adn we get another democrats to clean it all up T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's cool Gdangus. We'll just go ahead and take all the money from the rich, and then wonder why they've shipped their business operations overseas and left all the Americans jobless. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: im not a republican but im not liberal either T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'm a big believer in taking responsibility for things you're responsible for :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: And as president, if you fuck up the country, it's your fuckup. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: i dont believe i should share what i have with someone else unless i choose to T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: You don't need to go "omg, it was that guy too! I'm just the president!" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: what's the % of jobs that have been shipped overseas? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: and if a buisness fails because of bad decisions fuck em they should have made better choices T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: don't bring the anecdotal bullshit. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm shutting off curse. When all y'all get back to blowjobs, send me a tell. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Just how the world works. You fuck something up, you take responsibility. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: I feel so bad for rich people having to pay slightly more then the rest of us... we should take up a collection for the rich ....*snicker* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: can i has blojob T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank mutters "Fucking shitwaffles" under his breath. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: The country got fucked up. Bush sucks. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: if you're going to spout off sound bites, append some actual evidence. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: This isn't the 1700's. There's absolutely nothing keeping jobs here in America besides its being profitable to do so. As soon as that profit is removed (via insane taxes) they'll drop American workers and move to China. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'll say the same thing if it's the case with Obama, too. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: uhm.. US Chancery Law is what keeps most companies here. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: bush took his responsibility for his actions he admitted he made mistakes T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Doesn't matter, they'll simply continue moving overseas regardless. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: no they won't. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Yup, and that's fine. I've just said "Bush sucks" ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: It sounds like he agrees with me. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Such a cute little Obama lemming, all soft and fuzzy :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: bush took responsibility for his actions??? lmao... kinda like that guy who says he is sorry for beating his wife and the next day she goes to work with another black eye T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So sad to see him walking off the socialist cliff :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: naw, he did admit a lot of that T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: at least he isnt passing it off on someone else or blaming it on the one before him T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: just yeah, don't care for where our country is at thanks to those 8 years T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I think we deserve better than this, and a lot of it is our own fuckups, but yeah...if you're president for those years and the country goes to hell, you get credit :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: It sucks, but that's your job. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GdAnGuS: so.. just so I'm clear. We've had tax cuts in place since '01. What evidence are you basing your position that additional / more tax cuts would be a good thing? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: do you give credit to FDR for the depression? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Yeah, the fag. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: Bush did one really and truely great ... he proved that anyone and I mean anyone can be president... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: WW2 ended the depression, btw. Don't be misled. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I thought it was Jesus. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Clearly, we need a new war. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: storm youre right the proof is in office now T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: it could have been worse though hillary could have gotten it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: yeah, hillary sucked T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: ditto with palin T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: though she had tits T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: palin doesnt suck or she wouldnt have so many kids T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: well, she had to get him hard first :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: but yeah, you know where he finished off T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: thank god hillary didnt get it or that old dude... btw has he croaked yet? :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: grin, I actually kinda like McCain T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: that old dude has more grit and stamina than anyone on this mud T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: moreso the McCain of 10 years ago though, and not the election McCain T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: thanks Viagra! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: yeah leaving your paralyzed wife adn mother of several children to bang a hot secretary..that's true grit:) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: that's mah boy T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: (sorry, I know I'm a bastard <3) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser is agreeing with that Page Three Garl person again... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: hey at least he fucked her clinton had to use a cigar T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl laughs out loud. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Clinton kept his wife;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: thats his fualt T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: unfortunately T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: meh, after sleeping with hillary for all that time T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: fault T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: you really can't blame the poor bastard T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: my dog bit me once i kept him to same thing T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Hey I can relate to Clinton..we both play sax..I can see going to a meeting of teh joint cheifs of staff smokign pussy-flavored cigars;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I respect the guy for banging some nasty skank and having to answer for it publicly...usually when guys do that (95% of you have done it), they never tell <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: clinton was stupid had he actually gotten her to swallow there woulda been no stain T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: my dog bit me and I impeached him T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: fox he did what the rest of us did "i did not have sex with that woman" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: at least until the stain came out T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nods, a normal guy T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I actually did get a kick outta that :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: ohh it was funny my thought was dude..youre the pres why lie? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: because you know Hillary probably beats him :/ T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: youre married to hillary you can truely do better..maybe even get a real woman T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: Im a afraid being a politician and lieing go hand in hand T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nod, well, c'mon T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: this is true T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: how many guys have lied to their wife/girlfriend about something like that? :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I understand the lying, too :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: doesn't make it right or anything, mind ya T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: ive been divorced four times because i didnt lie :( they always ask the same question "was it worth what youre gonna lose" and i always answer "yeah duhhh" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: but yeah, as a fellow guy, I can understand that T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox grins evilly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so you guys are saying i could have oral sex with a guy and not technically be cheating on my husband? it's not really SEX T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: no that would be cheating T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: meh we should just stick some oil on em all and make them wrestle.. give us some humor in these bad times.. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox grins evilly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: it's not intercourse..it's most definitely sex T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nods, good to just keep a sense of humor about it all, anyways T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: yes Shanon and anal sex doesnt count either T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: anal sex is fine T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot smiles happily. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox smirks. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Realising Resiliang: Mmm, anal sex. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: yeah yeah, ask the sharks if the water's safe T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: This commercial that sells "how to teach your kids respect" videos is amusing. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: "I don't know how to respond to my kids, help!" Try beating the fucking shit out of them? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl laughs out loud. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: They jstu dont' tell you that if you pay $19.95 extra, you get teh "Beat the living shit out of them" video T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Seriously, all child abuse laws need to be repealed. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: If a person needs a guide to be a parent, then they shouldn't be a parent T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling is agreeing with that Megawatt person again... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl screams at Starling "I hate you!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I don't know how to raise my children! Help! How about a smack upside the fucking head moron T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling beats the shit out of Garl, curb-stomping him for 20 minutes. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Curb-stomping kicks ass. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: There, now Garl can behave T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: All parents should practice it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: lol T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Someone got a cellphone video fo that police beating? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: Yep, and I'm gonna E-Bay it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh My God! Page Three Garl is playing Baby with Officer Starling again, who's got a crowbar?? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm glad I'm never having kids. Child-free for life :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I don't think I have the patience for squids T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Excellent. There's no shame in being a genetic deadend. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling stands in awe as Page Three Garl says to her, "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: The first time my kid would tell me "no, I don't have to!" I would probably put them in a coma or give them brain damage T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Id' probably say No problem..you dont' ahve to eat either;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: If you can put up with the bastards on curse, you have the patience for children <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl rapidly nods twice at Amarufox, in complete agreement. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want a cupcake T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: I barely have patience for people at the bank when I'm in line, and they don't even say anything to me T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I blame the liberal activist whackos for kids being snots these days. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I blame women's rights. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt: You can't physically discipline your children, beatings are bad, m-kay T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Ever since we let them vote, the country has went to hell <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: All child-rights activists, animal-rights activists, and most environmental activists need to be shot. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Megawatt nods. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need a new title, this one is old T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not that old is bad....it's just, old T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Your mom is ... nevermind ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: a dorky math major T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my mom is dead :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sure i'll come up with something witty sooner or later replace my current title T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but as you can see, i can't even type tonight rofl T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this morning....whatever T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: some USAmerican ancestors are a bunch of detestable greedy abominations -- they attempted to patent the value of Pi (a string of expletive-deleted describing those state-legislators) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Aren't you a bit too young to be using this channel? :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HappyDog Madcatz: Heck, if Fibbonaci can patent the Fibbonaci sequence... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: uh, he didn't T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it just got his name attached to it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HappyDog Madcatz: I know :P T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: fibonacci btw T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: fuck fuck fucken fuckity fucken fuck fuck T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox just killed PaperTiger Panzer, for a virgin sacrifice. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer clutches at his chest and falls over dead. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: <3 panzie T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: ur mom T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: all the bitches tell me that T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: no u T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: ur cooking T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: how are your sisters anyways!? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic sniffs sadly at the way PaperTiger Panzer is treating her. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox snuggles up to PaperTiger Panzer. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: I don't cook, but the bitch in the kitchen called my mom does T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: still out on the corner making quota T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic cackles gleefully at Amarufox. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: solid T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: why do muds insist on following that dickwad DickU Diku legacy of putting crap armor on mobs - especially those sold in shops T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: put a brothel and a beer store at the base of a steep cliff in a gulch. introduce command for lemmings: runto brothel T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: today is the best holiday ever! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: if you like pi T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: pi? its steak and bj day... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: That was Xyliz's mom, and that wasn't cherry pie. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slants: hairy pie T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: mmm cloud mouth T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: Hey you, I don't like your girlfriend <3 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I hate Avril Lavigne so much :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: heal T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: 54 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Hair Pi! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: There once was a man from Nantucket T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: Whose dick was so long he could suck it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: Said the man with a grin, T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: Wiping cum from his chin, T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: if my ear were a cunt i would fuck it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A winner is Felt! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz: "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fae Wino Joelz pulls out a gun and blows Felt's fucking head off. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Denarius: wow dude, way to steal the punchline. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: that's what she said! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: I dont really give a fuck if the do not win the Premier league, we made United our Bitch. Heard? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: My, how I do love bergamot tea T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Ahhh, nothing like a mid-morning ale to get the day kickstarted T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor wonders where the party is at T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: hwaaaaaaah T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor does ninja kicks. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: So...I'm creating my own cult. Its gonna be called spammasarus (after the dinosaur) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tslacker Tsarikos: sounds like a spam sandwich T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nhuzgul: gu T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Ah, nothing like a little lightly roasted spam T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daeleon: Oh great. Thanks. Now I'm hungry. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tslacker Tsarikos: nice to spread a lil hunger ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daeleon: Now where did those fucking eggs go? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: brings a whole new meaning to 'chicken and the egg' T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: copulating eggs, whatever next T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: chillis and curries are strange food T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: people subjecting themselves to pain, its like masochism T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Good though, very good T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Usually when the pain gets stupidly intense I wonder what I'm doing, but then, I break a sweat, drink a little, and somehow survive T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Instead of food its food + pain, but its still better than normal food for some odd reason T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Anyway, I just thought I'd let everyone know that T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: So yeah, next time you are pussying out of the hottest curry on the menu, remember what greg said T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: Stupid moronic own habits!!! too much spamming negation and now I casted it in a fucking fight...3 times after respellup... :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Farum: off T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: on T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud charges toward the lightbulb with his legs spread open. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: wtf...thats bullshit..you fail a quest if you quit to change comp...fuck T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi goes, 'Feiros just got PWNED!' T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: ya know, it prolly gave ya a warning when you typed quit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: like hell T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: it said that I was on a quest not that it whould cansel it..bullshit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: wll now you know. and knowing is half the battle T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: seen last southpark episode? =D T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: there is nothing more dirty than a womans mouth..knowing is half the battle :o T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: boys BOYS! have you seen my penis ? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost goes: T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: oh boy T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi explains to Workaholic Timeghost that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even Habasi Cullen knows that! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mauler: that was pretty funny T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I have..and I wouldn't brag about it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud is down on one knee, and cupping Fiction or Fact's ass. Ewwwww. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Just tired of getting friggin emails like this - Spend Less For The Boner Medicine You Want? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Annoying huh? When all you want is bigger breasts T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor is looking at Remind Hargreaves's feathers lustily. Perhaps you should leave? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Thats why there is kleenex ;) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull throws a bar of soap out to see who will bend over and pick it up. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull announces for those that missed it that "Dingaling has entered Aardwolf." T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull peers around himself intently. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: This is flagged as X-Rated? Text porn? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: aesc T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel nauseous as Hellfiend hits Officer Starling in the eye with a used tampon. Careful, you might be "it" next! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, taking it to the curse channel, huh? Think you're tough shit but still can't spell? Get the fuck out of here. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Hellfiend to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend starts moaning. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Nice hit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: more baby please. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: im almost there T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling is greasing her baton. She's going to drop a quarter and tell Hellfiend to bend over and pick it up. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: is starling and hellfiend fliring? how cute -snicker- T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend demonstrates how Dark Wuvvin can be used for wuvvin or for antiwuvvin as he reaches in Officer Starling's mouth and pulls out a spleen. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: flirting even T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: starling goes for the innocent dohbies :/ T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox hugs Hellfiend. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I corrupt them and turn them into Rogues. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: don't get in her van, man :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: i wish i was still innocent...lets ask Starling what its like T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: rogues are worthless T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: thats almost like being the mud pedfile T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: damn spelling T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling pats CrymeTyme Sebastion on his head. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: i bet Starling is actually a 40 yr old hairy dude and this is how HE gets his kicks T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: dont touch me i havent had my shots yet T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'd still hit that. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: 40? Try 55. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: A.K.A. 75 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And that's "grossly obese hairy dude" to you, Hellfiend. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: i wouldnt want to Indulge in the truth at this point in time T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Bend over and pick up that quarter and you'll be indulging in quite a bit. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: I'd rather not. Your daughter already beat you to the puch T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: punch* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: haha, starling with children, that'd be funny T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: or scary T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: My daughter? Leave Charneus out of this. :( T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no personal attax T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Go write a new voting trigger, Habasi. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: no triggers on public channels nub T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Make sure it's gaudy and colorful. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi pulls up driving the Starling train. All aboard UHHHHHHUHHHHHHUHHHHHH UHHHHHH!!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi smacks Officer Starling out of her boots with a sign reading "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's a powerful train. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: want more or should I stop ? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling wiggles her bottom towards Habasi. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend runs from the eathquake inducing monstrosity T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'd run from your mom too, Hellfiend. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: Nice, making fun of the dead. Have you no boundaries? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No, can't say I do. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: Figured as much T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Your mom's not dead, Hellfiend. And there are no boundaries with the dead, anyway. Coffins can be broken into... *inno* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You catch on eventually. It's okay to be slow. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yeah, Charneus is all into the necrotic twat. He loves the smell. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: Oh great now we have a necrophiliac to deal with as well T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nothing like the scent of putrescine in the morning :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, your mom is dead because I ran her jaywalking ass over on patrol one day. I was going to just stop and give her a ticket, but said fuck it and just gunned the accelerator. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Thank god I put a cow-catcher on the front of the car, else she'd have dented it. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And by 'dented' I mean 'smashed' T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: DoH unhappy about their clan name being attached to laughable antics? You're shitting me, right? It's DoH, for fuck's sake, how much more laughable can you get? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, forgot Rogues, nevermind. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: eeedang. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I wish somebody would shoot Billy Mays. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nothing flashy, just a quick gangsta drive-by. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: nah, old school, 2 in the chest 1 in the head T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Get on it, Hurley. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: i do have a supressed .22 i could use T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: DO. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jokerette: I think Vince needs shot too... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: Wait, this channel is _X_ rated? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: Not R? c_c; T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: no personal attacks tho. virtually only rule T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yes, so shut your fucking cunt-faced mouth up before some dipshit sticks their dick deep down your throat! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: Oh lovely. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel nauseous as Hellfiend hits Alt. Helpa Charneus in the eye with a used tampon. Careful, you might be "it" next! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend just got a face full of Alt. Helpa Charneus's balls! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: wow what is that socail? or is it an emote T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Social. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: It was typed properly, so it's likely a social. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley says, 'COCKFAG' to Hellfiend. The lucky git. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Alt. Helpa Charneus just popped out Hellfiend's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Hellfiend's ears? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: did you know that you can type 'social blah' to see all the socials with blah in them? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: no charneus types correctly for fear of being hypocritical T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: so you can type 'social face full' to see all the socials with 'face full' in them T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: *GASP!* You CAN?! WHAT JOYOUS NEWS! *inno* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I wasn't talking to you, as should be intuitively obvious to the untrained observer. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: Huh. Socials with "cock" in them... "ahem, approve, cowbell, lemaster, mib, secret, wwhack". T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic hugs Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Hellfiend to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus grins evilly at Dispel Majic. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hellfiend: I don't type properly for fear of being hypocritical. I type properly because when I was in school, I was a very avid English fan. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: so am i...i avidly DISPISE english T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: can you read this sentence? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: I type properly because I'm not a failure at computers. :D T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: did you sound out the word sentence? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: I can type quickly and accurately... why would I not? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: than you're a fucktard. But dont worry, we've got just the thing. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hellfiend: That's 'despise,' please. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Hellfiend should wear a diaper on his face to catch all the shit he talks. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: I like this channel. :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Starling: Know what amazes me about Hellfiend? He can do the four things I can't. He can walk on his hands, sit on his face, write with his feet and talk out his ass. I'm jealous. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I guess I don't see the point in being semi-proud of spelling incorrectly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: in idle chat i'll leave out caps or punctuation, but i rarely use abbreviated words, u, wut, cud, things like that T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: no one ever said i was proud T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's a pretty advanced skillset, I agree T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus stands in awe as Hellfiend says to him, "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend tells Bob Hurley 'Teehee! You have no penis!!!' Bob Hurley doesn't seem terribly insulted. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Alt. Helpa Charneus just called Hellfiend an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend sings to Alt. Helpa Charneus, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Hellfiend to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend sings 'Fuck is the worst word that you can say, so you shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!' T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Fuck off. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Please. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: lol im off to bed anyways T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: (Always add the 'please' Starling; it makes them think you like them!) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fennec: Fuck, as George Carlin put it, is the best word in the English language. :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: i love that bit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley tosses some lolicon to Ressurenzo. "Here, seems to keep that Japs in line." T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley corects himself. "THE Japs. Sorry." He must have had a stroke. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: So soll es bleiben T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: You can go fuck yourself! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: i keep trying to do that, is there some nugget of info i dont know? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: so is anyonne alive? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: depends T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: sup mr goose :D T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loud&Proud Broud is looking for someone to keelhaul... you pray to The Spirit of DaVinci it isn't you! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: lol nice social T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi tries to impress you with the size of her e-nis. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: Fuckin A... a Curse ChanneL? nice. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Bonksmash to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend tells Bonksmash 'Teehee! You have no penis!!!' Bonksmash doesn't seem terribly insulted. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: With a name like that, I bet you were bonked and smashed in the head in utero. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: that's great, I was just frustratingly throwing what I expected to be the "curse" social T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: bird hell T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: someone needs to entertain me T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Uptoit to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend lets out a string of curses at Uptoit that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored him. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan tries to wear an 'I FINGERED Uptoit BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT!', but is too inexperienced. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: that was close T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice Uptoit being fingerbanged by Elchanan, then his whole arm disappears! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: thats cute T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit stands in awe as Hellfiend says to him, "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan is slapping Uptoit with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: there entertained T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Elchanan. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend tells Uptoit 'Teehee! You have no penis!!!' Uptoit doesn't seem terribly insulted. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: very much :) T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: so how was everyones weekend? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well the fuck machine is not broken save your quarters and go fuck your self ? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull tosses out a bar of soap and waits to see who will bend over and pick it up. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend picks up the soap and winks at Skull T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull throws out his arms and yells, "Eep!" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: Microsoft fucking pisses me off! why do they have to keep changing good things to accommodate fucking imbeciles. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Denarius: because fucking imbeciles can't reprogram their shit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: leave my shit the way it was or don't fucking hide the options to restore it to my previous settings ! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: They keey changing things for themselves, Habasi, not the imbeciles who use their products. *inno* T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm starting to believe there may be someone capable of climbing inside their own arse T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: At T9 do you get a "douchebag" pin? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor sniggers quietly to himself, reflecting over an amusing thought. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: I love the fabled city of stone T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: i cant figure out how to start the goal there so i dont like it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: Where else can I 'enter bush' entirely at will, 24 hours a day, as long as I wish? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: FUCK! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: a mob i gave disease fled and died on the tick:( no exp for me T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avaira: COCKMASTER! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: yes I am! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: Timmy goes up to his parents room and here's a "bang bang", opens the door and sees his Dad on top of his Mom. His dad says "shhh...get out!" Timmy is completely horrified and goes to his room. For a week he doesn't sleep or do anything. Next week his dad comes home from work one day and asks "Where's Timmy?" His wife says he went to grandma's house. So Timmy's dad goes to grandma's house and sees Timmy's bike. He goes in the house and upstairs and Timmy's dad hears this loud "bang, bang". He gets to a bedroom and opens the door and sure enough there's Timmy doing it to grandma. Timmy looks up at his dad and says, "you don't like that i'm doing it to YOUR mom huh?" T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strata: lol T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avaira: har har har T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: that's evil T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khryss: haha T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: i occassionally find a good one T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Nice granny :0 T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Officer Starling tells Hellfiend to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Maybe he likes your mom's shiny nipple rings. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Too early in the fucking morning to be getting shit on the right channel. Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: meekrab T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn: Fucking lag when I'm in fucking Rokugan. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murn takes out a 12" shotgun and blows a hole in his ISP. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Stoned? Try tripping. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Mis. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: interesting... a shark that can cast magic T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox casts Lvl.3 Eroticism and turns Uptoit into a beautiful woman! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: Shark Mage ? Shark Cleric ? .. =D T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no tiger shark.... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foren: atleast helegear has straightforward crappy shitty assholder aq compared to adaldar's kill few hundred shitty mobs to continue... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Praying to the Goddess of Porn, fishermen head toward their ships. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: lawl T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: fucking people that move all the moonstones T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: fucking vorpal... works great when you're vorpaling... but not when you get assraped with it T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: fucks up your rank on 8 too T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley mutters something quietly to himself. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit | T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: smurfin smurfs T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm going to set my coworker on fire... she hasn't relieved me... T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To Midnight Toker!! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Enduro: Your mom is a used bag! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enduro: actually, she is! T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snips: shit T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snips: mother fucking cherry picking bastard mobs.. T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WeaponGuy: Holy shit! Is there no common decency in this game, at all? T1/r5/2009-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iceman: sup dude? T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: give me that fucking shovel you peice of shit! T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: piece. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: lol dammit T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: Indeed T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fucking bastard questor T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: yah T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: has to give me a mob that requires an aq T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: yeah thats always shitty T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: fuckitty fuck fuck T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling just got a face full of Amarufox's balls! T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: and liked it T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Hellfiend likes getting a face full of his mom's balls. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: MmMMmM mommy balls T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend is drooling over something yummy. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: come on with the personal attacks! T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: we were doing so good! T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: i guess you majored in geology, not anatomy T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: WTF, Wyverex. I didn't give you permission to unignore me. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: no, but nobody gave your mother permission for an abortion and look where that got us T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Alas :( T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn winces at Wyverex's remark. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh, and no personal attacks please, go read the rules again. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn is slapping Officer Starling with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Amarufox tells Officer Starling to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: 18 Mar 15:57:44 - (Friend) Garl: 'DAVE: Dripping Anal Venereal Excretion' T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: yum yum T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox hugs Dave. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: boooooooored... T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: mudding at work kills time... but what to do... T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: Democrats are fucking up bigtime with Barack Obama T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: who's the puppet and who's the puppet master? T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Denarius: He's not Bush, that's already a win. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: ah, G.W.Bush was the fucking abomination that signed the AIG deal T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: backed by dems, so he's not all to blame. T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: I just want to know if congress is handing out all that money, where can I start lining up with my tin can cup? T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hell with that i'll line up with a bucket T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: yeah, read is asshole lips T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: was that english? T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: HWB: yeah, read his asshole lips T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: wha? T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: was Monica Jewinski planted in the WhiteHouse by the Mossad T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: lewinski T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: yes I understand the jew part T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: ho better have my monies! T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: Mohammad (the pedophile) married his favorite wife when she was 6 years of age, to ensure she was a virgin in both body and mind T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: is a hentai twitter a twatter T1/r5/2009-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Club this T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otani: yeah, watch youre fuckin mouth man T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No shit. Where are these fucking newbies coming from? Go back to WoW! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling spanks Norman playfully. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: your MOM takes too long to repop T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bonksmash: girl T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Bullshit. Obama is such a pussy. He is selling the military out as well as the defense of this country T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas: i am glad i am not the only one that feels that way.... *cheer patton T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: That bitch from California and dickhead Harry Reid are sticking it to him. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas: is he giving another one of his "i am the best" speaches again? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: No those 2 asshats are pulling the strings T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: he doesn't have to.. clearly, the people who matter "know" with their heart he was the best. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: the people who are using their brains, are doing it wrong T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrymeTyme Sebastion: hope his teleprompter dont go out T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I'm getting angry. Time to wipe out a few mobs :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: No the asshole convention T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: No personal attacks please T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Sorry, No more ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas tickles Patton. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Now I'm talking to myself T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Be quiet ! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton bends over and offers "You liberals can kiss my ass"! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: fuck yeah, translocate saves the day T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i need some womens opinions... do women like surprise gifts? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox explains. 1: Cut a hole in a box. 2: Put your junk in that box! 3: Make her open the box. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Depends on what it is. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn is agreeing with that Amarufox person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: dick in a box =p T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ociffer Jennyanydots: Well, long as it's not herpes. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Still doesn't beat I'm on a boat! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Don't forget the bow. Without a bow it's just vulgar. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: I like surprise gifts, I don't like surprises T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i bought my wife perfume... but she doesn't like the fact that i won't tell what i gave her and she has to wait another 5 days to find out lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis is agreeing with that Uptoit person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: does that make me an asshole that i told her its coming? :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: don't wuss out and let her have it early, now T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: my dad just did that to me T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: You can always try Jizz in my pants T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: yes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: so now I walk out of the house waiting to see if a mini cooper is outside my house =p T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: .. or a pony T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: no, she'll hate you more if you wuss out and give it to her T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: I hope you didn't pay 5 bucks for a gall of the stuff ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: about the same power output T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: or a pony driving a mini cooper T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: If you give it to her early, you have to buy something else for five days time. That's the rules. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: be a man and make her wait, she'll be fine ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: and then I'm just gunna be disappointed when it's not!! =p T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahah tenlorn T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: tell her how awesome it is and make fun of her impatience, too! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: instant gratification better than to make someone wait =p T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: she'll love it, and hit you, and heart you <3 T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: or she'll be terribly disappointed and have to fake up a happy face T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i gave her all kinds of f'ked up hints lol... told her it starts with an E she probably won't like it, she's gonna be pissed when she finds out what it is T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: e coli? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: hahahahahha T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: oh and told her that she can wear it and its a decoration T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: earrings! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: in her head she's already going through every possibility =p your surprise will 101% not match up =p T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: so she's not talking to me atm lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: good man, you gotta let her know who's boss <3 T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: that translated to the bedroom! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: you wil be single in no time! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: translates* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i'll be complaing when she divorces me lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: laugh, like she'd divorce you over making her wait ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol true... shes just gonna be pissed for awhile lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Tenlorn, are you watching Channel 4 news? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i told her to not keep her hopes up lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: not right now? i'm at work T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'd totally make fun of her impatience :P maybe get a high caliber water gun handy in case she gets too rambunctious T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Nvm you're not even in the same country. That was weird. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: who likes it kinky T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: but yeah, never give into stuff like that, she secretly doesn't want you too, anyways ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ociffer Jennyanydots is agreeing with that Amarufox person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: agreed, she's gonna shit on me either way lol i should just tell her and then be mad about it :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: naw, don't tell her, mate, really T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: women love feeling that their man is strong enough to resist them (for proper reasons, like this is...it's a surprise) ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: consider that just another gift that you're giving her :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch is agreeing with that Amarufox person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm ok T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i might have to be ignored for the next 5 days though lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'll be whacking it during that time lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: of course... if the gift ends up sucking, this is all going to backfire T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Blue Ball T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Blue Balls too T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Thanks for that mental image. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol yeah i'm thinking so too T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: next time i'll keep my mouth shut and just say i'm having something sent to the hosue for myself T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Is it good perfume or cheap tat? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: Escada Sunset heat T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you tell me :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: you just better hope she likes the smell of it :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Washing helps :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Never heard of it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Oh..the perfume :0 T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah perfume :P its about 70 bucks retail for 3.5oz T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: its a known fact that womens sense of smell is stronger than a mans T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: so its not cheap... but not THAT expensive T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: well then Jademarie..something for you T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Patton! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: all i know is i smelled it on a girl at work and i wanted to rip her clothes off... but i'll omit that part when she gets it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: rofl T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: You're too romantic. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lovefoxxx Kis: hhahahaha, that's interesting T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: nods prolly good that you leave that out :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: aren't i :P.... just imagine how kindly i roll over when i'm done boinking her T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: You might have a problem if ur wife wants to rip off that same girls clothes too :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: I hope for your sake it smells the same on her. :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol, yeah i'm hoping she likes it or i'm dead lol 7 days of torture for nothing T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: better buy a backup gift ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: intitially she thought i bought her sex toys and started screaming at me T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: In excitement? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i'm starting to think that... she was spouting out all kinds of gift ideas T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i wouldn't quite call it excitement T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Just buy her a cucumber to shove up her twat, and a clothespin for her clit. She'll be just fine. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: everything she has guessed is prolly something she's hoping for T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: rofl T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: damn now i feel abd T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: err bad T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Wow, I'm learning so much about girls today =/ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: maybe an iron or a rice cooker will add to the romantisism T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Or something she'll punch you for getting her. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nods Gregor, gotta learn somehow since I doubt if you'll ever see tits or twat in person :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Ooh a rice cooker. The perfect back-of-the-cupboard gift. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: doesnt every one know by noe gregor is gay T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Stop offering to show me your webcam via tells starling T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: If they're your tits or twat, Star, he's better off T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: is that a good thing or a bad thing elch? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: good think .. less competition ... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I rather like my anatomy, thank you very much. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan drools upon Officer Starling. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So there's this guy who is in a major road accident and the doctor comes to him and says, Sorry dude, but we couldn't find your dick in the wreckage but we can give you a new one - it'll cost 1000 dollars an inch. But you're getting compensation so you'll have enough for it, but discuss it with your wife because it's unfair to get a 9 inch when she's used to 5. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lovely Jademarie: yea prolly cuz its something science has never seen before T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Besides, I have already seen it T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So the next day the doctor comes into the ward and says So dude, how many inches? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot rolls on the floor laughing at Remind Hargreaves's antics! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Man replies, we're getting a new kitchen T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot rolls on the floor laughing at Remind Hargreaves's antics! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn slams out a quick rimshot at Remind Hargreaves's comment. he's hot tonight! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i must have missed part of that joke or i'm still half asleep T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: why dont you just ... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan sits confused as fuck T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: (for Uptoit) - the wife is spending the money on the kitchen - he's not getting a new dick T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ah gotcha heheh T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I wasn't aware you could buy new dicks anyway T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i must be having a sever blond moment T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i could use a new dick... i want a big black one this time T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Hell, I want 4 dicks T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot blinks innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: one i can slam chairs around with T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Wow. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: George Washington had like, 27 dicks T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Go to the right night clubs and I'm sure you can have 4 dicks T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Is that a fact? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: In a row? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot winces at Remind Hargreaves's remark. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: they were daisy chained T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: One of Jefferson's forgotten inventions? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Man, people sure do love making gay jokes at me T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You did rather feed into that one T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit falls down laughing. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Practically lubed up and jumped on it rather T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: I love making gay jokes on you T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Well, I doubt people are actually saying *you're* gay, just all the guys you sleep with. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: and in you T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: The desire to have multiple productive organs does not reflect one bit on my sexuality T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i suppose thats better than making love on him T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: reproductive I guess that should say T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: all organs are productive T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: just on your impatience T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's okay, I'd like a couple of dicks, but really I would prefer them to be on other guys T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Unless you MUD, then its mainly your fingers T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: no more "one at a time guys!" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i already have man boobs, just want a bigger dick and i'll be set T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: My fingers get a constant workout with all this typing T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: wait... i want MY dick to bigger lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: my fingers are HOT T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: With boobs and a bigger dick, you'll be an even better heshe T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: lol man boob T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and you can service yourself T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: actually my man boobs are getting smaller :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: titfuck ftw! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm going to miss them lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: my man boob are solid muscle and getting bigger T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So ... is it true that every girl loves a pearl necklace? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: no T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I been working on my boobs a little T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'll have to survey them T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: can i get back to you on that? :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Well, I have no boobs actually T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: they are quite annoying T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: No, to be fair, I'm sure you're all dick T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I'm not a very good crafter of pearl necklaces....they turn into pearl bracelets...glasses...etc. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahahahah argot... just keep practicing T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: my pearl necklaces turn into ear plugs... she always says she wants to hear me cum T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I've never had the fun of creating a pearl necklace T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Well, I'm guessing magazines and computer MUD screens don't count T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: so besides the fact that she doesn't want to look at me... does it mean anything when all a chick wants is doggy? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Who wants me to give their whois a pearl necklace? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol gregor T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: she only wants doggy? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: damn the cute chick i wanted to stuff just left... i should have tried talking to her again. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: She doesn't like you. :p T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: style? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Or rather....you're funny looking T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: its really strange... she cums easily missionary... but always wants doggy :\ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol she's a lights off girl... so looks aint it T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: do you like doggy? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Don't have to look at u ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: she is hoping you will slip up and stick it in her rump? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: well with doggy i always wanna cram it in her ass T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: exactly menarch T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Well then do it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Give her an oily massage.... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah that will teach her :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: and then make love to her ass T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and tell her it is her fault she no longer has an o-ring T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Blammo! Whoosh! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: spurt spurt spurt T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: The name Oring is available for use. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chosig: Speaking of sex... what is it about shaved pussies and anal sex (when speaking hetero, atleast from the male perspective)? (and yup, i'm male) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot blinks innocently at Memnarch. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what do you mean? shaved and anal? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: wouldn't try anal... ever T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Everyone loves a shaved pussy... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ahhh gotcha lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: not sure the relation to anal though T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: so not every man is in love with the idea of anal T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: except for let's hope there's no forest there T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anal is nice and tight... plus they make different noises T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: any noises coming from that end aren't something I WANT to hear T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chosig: IMHO, hair on the pussy is one of the things that differs a girl from a woman :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Well there's nothing wrong with some remnants....but the whole shebang? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Like coach always said, if there's grass on the field, play ball! If there isn't, stay away! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: you like to go hiking in the woods, eh? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: a little hair is good T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: well the noises aren't coming from THERE lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I don't mind some turf...but it better be damn scarce T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit laughs at Char the Knight mercilessly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: So, like 14, tops? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: I think you fuckers are too old...girls these days shave. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: also affects oral likelihood T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: hair I mean T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot is agreeing with that Memnarch person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: God damn it, I should have turned off curse before I made dinner. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Argot, my wife does. ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i like my women clean, not to smell like piss T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot drools upon Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot rolls on the floor laughing at Lorelen's antics! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: you should read curse as you eat .... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: the whole yellow stains in the underwear doesn't sit well with me T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Not recommended Elch T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: I am. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Uptoit: disgusting. rofl. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: umm, not sure I follow the hair/piss relationship T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Shaving is too much of a hassle. Just trim it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: It's uptoit's digression T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: well more towards old enough to pee good enough for me thing lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: That's what happens if you trawl the old folk's home. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Wow T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: why not make some hotdogs and watch the curse channel as you eat your weiners T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Uptoit is a fucking pedophile. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot is agreeing with that Alt. Helpa Charneus person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: yep T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: If only I had hotdogs. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: You know what 90 yr old pussy tastes like? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Depends ... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No personal attacks, Charneus. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot pukes. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers with Dispel Majic about their shared secret. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: not a clue, do you? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It's not an attack, Starling. :P It's truth, if he fucks someone who is old enough to pee. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: reminds me of the ol What is the best thing about having sex with 21 year olds T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahah i'm half asleep lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: there are 20 of them T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot sighs. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: hmm, should have typed it twenty one T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: heh, that only works when being said verbally T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: yeah T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well maybe hes only 10 years old himself T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: oooh thats just as bad as what do you do after eating a bald pussy? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: put the diaper back on T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: put them back in the crib before you get caught T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: bleh T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: If there's grass on the field, play ball. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus nods. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chosig: and what's up with those string panty things? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: If there's much grass on the field I'm not going to play ball T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i don't mind them makes things more convient T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Like I said, coach always used to say that. He's now shut away in prison for child pornography. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: something to chew on eh? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: way to copy charn, birdy :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol don't they all goto jail for child porn? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yes, Uptoit, and you will be caught someday soon. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: hopefully T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: working around 16yr old girls all day long... in short skimpy shorts and flapping tits while running... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: I actually did have a teacher that went to jail, but he was an Economics teacher. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i can't wait... hope my cell mate's name is buba T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i would hope flapping tits should like they 80 years old T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: just remember that fist can be a verb T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol not in my highschool :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Dear god T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: The scary thing was, he wasn't even creepy. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: you just never caught him T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i go for bouncing 18yr+ tits T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Heh. One time, I was 20, and this girl with the biggest tits I'd ever seen was swimming in the pool. I went out to join her, simply looking to get my game on with her. I didn't know her age, so I kind of coerced it out of her... I said, "Heh... high school feels so long ago, even though I graduated only two years ago." She responded with "I haven't even been to high school yet." I was like, WTF?! She had the body of an 18 year old, but she was only 12... I was sad. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm i don't mind staring at any tits... as long as the face doesn't look like a garden gnomes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: and had too T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: rofl... did that stop you? lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: HAha T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: "wanna come to my car i have a bag of candy in it" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: probably not T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: "bring some friends too! we can have a party! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yes, because we all know I'm a pedophile. Go watch some mommy porn, kiddos. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Robbing the cradle T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: has to stop you. Anything else is not to be discussed even on this channel. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Charneus fucks babies, and then eats them. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Bah, poor timing on that comment :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh, indeed T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahahaha i'm gonna piss myself laughing T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan blinks innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i suppose pissing myself is an eventuallity T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Take it to the pedo channel you fucks T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i hope i die before i shit myself on a daily basis T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: hopes I die before anyone else does either T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: the things you do to a toys'r'us catalogue :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: craps on me T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i hope i die before i have to have some one else wipe my ass T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton wipes Elchanan's ass T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: reminds me of the old guy that is on his death bed T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: calls his wife in and says "When I die, I want you to marry ol' Billy Mitchell T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: she says "But I always thought you hated bill" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: dare i ask who billy mitchell is? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: "I do T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Wow, was that some actual channel enforcement? Something that's been completely lacking in the past few months? Something which improve the MUD? And Timeghost promoting it, of all people. I have to go take my heart meds now, before I keel over and die from shock. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: laugh starling T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Well yeah, now starling has turned into some badass defecting cop who doesn't enforce ANYTHING T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit laughs at Officer Starling mercilessly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And yes, channel rules enforcement has been an absolute joke lately. Five years ago most of the shit that is said today would never have flown. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Patton: Is there a Mr.Starling? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: its bad when you can't curse on the curse chan T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: did I miss something? (just logged on) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: only it's not up to you to decide what's acceptable. Sorry! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Pity I'd probably do a better job of deciding, ah well. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: applications are open. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Dig! Dig! Dig! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor sniggers quietly to himself, reflecting over an amusing thought. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Seriously, have you seen the sheer volume of shit we've thrown at Hellfiend? No way in hell that should ever have gotten that far. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: if you think you'd do a better job - the opportunity to apply is right there. I don't see the problem. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: wait...you can't curse on the CURSE channel anymore? I miss something T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nah, I like my brain cells alive, thanks. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: what position are we talking about Imm or Channel Surfer/Cop? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'd apply but too many ppl find me annoying :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No, you can curse on it. You can't discuss illegal activities on any channel. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan nods at Uptoit. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and pedophilia falls in that realm T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus nods. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And since when is it out of line to point out the lack of enforcement? That's like telling me I need to become a legislator to point out that a law is bad. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: although if you want to get technical, so does sodomy in some states T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: you can point out all you like T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: I have to agree, I been hearing (or seeing for that matter) alot of people on curse talking about weed, making bombs & other shit T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I wouldn't have the patience to be an imm ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: my take on it we are all just trying to be comedians .... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: starling just generally tries to be a douchebag T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: and props to her for always succeeding <3 T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit is agreeing with that Elchanan person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And if an officer or representative of the law/rules/policy consistently fails or refuses to enforce things which a reasonable person would interpret as a violation, what statement does that make about the quality of your own judgement, or fitness to hold the position? Heh. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: yo weed's legal T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: sings "Going down... in a blaze of glory!" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: we all have glaucoma T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: not every where T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Sorry dude, but I've mentioned it to other players and a lot agree that channel moderation on non-curse channels has been lacking of late. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: yea well my dick's not everywhere either T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: but it is somewhere T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: namely between my legs T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: We go by American rules, though, namely because that's where the server is. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Is it in me AGAIN Argot? I wish you'd warn me, so I know to moan at appropriate times T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: be carefull about where you put it ... might fall off T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: weed isn't legal last time I checked. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: depends where you live T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: leagal in neatherlands T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: it is for medicinal purposes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: it is in some European countries T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: word felt T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No answer, eh? Yeah, that's what I thought. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: keep in mind that the player base is international T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: If I'm not mistaken, any talk of actual crime (wanting to blow up a building, wanting to actually murder someone) could be traced back here and possibly even hold Lasher accountable for not reporting it, thus making him an accessory. *shrug* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think that's like 'one' European country T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: its legal acording to the city of denver T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm... its kinda strange that moderation would be requried on a "curse" channel :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: That was one concern on another MUD I was on. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Well, depends on your country. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Pytlak: Depends on your country, yes, but we are governed by American rules here. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: In the US the Supeme Court held that unless you witness an overt act you're not liable unless you have a professional obligation. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: For instance, if this server were in, say Germany, then you could more than likely say some curse words on no-curse channels. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: But still probably not a good idea to toe the line T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Not to mention morally questionable to stay quiet. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: I have to agree Charn if you want this mud to actually stop working and Lasher be in jail for dumbasses talking about killing or even talking bout a bomb...be my guess T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: can't imagine lasher would be held respnsible unless he reads all channels all the time T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: really there is asctually laws governing cursing on channels T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: more likely it would be those watching T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Does my bomb look big in these pants? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I told Amarufox to kill himself last night, and to die in a fire. On gossip, no less. Five years ago, the absolute least I'd have gotten was a stern tell from an imm to not do that, if not a nochannel. But there was no repercussion from it whatsoever. Only reason I said it was because the lack of enforcement/moderation has been so lacking that I didn't worry about it at all. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: The only place I'm aware of where profanity is governed by law is broadcast radio. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It's plain accessory, though. If you tell someone "I'm going to blow up the White House!" and no one reported it, and I actually did blow it up, then yeah, there'd be a problem. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Moderation != being a channel nazi. It just keeps things in line. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Erm..radio and TV T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: laugh hargreaves T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: damnit lol keep forgetting the * T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yep. We follow the FCC rules regarding cursing on channels. If it's not PG-13, you can't say it. Basically, if you can't say it on broadcast TV (not cable TV) then you can't say it on a nocurse channel. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Please stop with all the white writing, I consider white to be spam T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: the FBI in the USA is corrupt -- the FBI goes undercover and plants subversive material on websites they dislike, then the FBI raids and shuts down those websites T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I consider lots of white stuff to be bukkake T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Here we go again.....^^ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I use the Jay Leno show and similar late-evening shows as my standard. You can say some minor profanities but if it's something that gets bleeped, it should be limited to curse only. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: omg, it's a conspiracy T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: ...thats nasty Har lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: omgz! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Well, just make sure you pick a broadcast late-night show T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i wonder if we can say bukkake on the radio T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: no blasphemy please T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Xyliz: No one wants to hear of your conspiracy theories. Please, put the aluminum foil back on your head and skywatch for UFOs. :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Cable is under no obligation to censor at all T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: this is a curse channel ... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Same with satellite. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: ARMADILLO HELMETS! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: is shit really a curse word T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I find swearing offensive, please stop swearing everyone T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But the rules state "No personal attacks" and that applies even to curse. :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: only if you use it with a picture image T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yes, Elchanan. Shit is a curse word. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: err with an image T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: fuck you, your mother, your horse, your uncle, your grandmothers ghost, and your pet goldfish, you cum encrusted stench-hole T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: my brain is misfiring badly T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: right, thats it, I've fucking HAD IT T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well shit T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: yah but the last time I said 'fuck you' to someone on here, it wasn't a personal attack but a request T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you forgot his creepy neighbor T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: No 'I love Gregor' t-shirts for yoo guys =( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kinjin: you mean an offer? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: suck me off please!!!! :D is that an attack? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no curse words in that sentance :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: And remember, it's not just the words, capitalization matters too. "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse" wouldn't be bad, but "I helped my uncle jack off a horse" would be quite different. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: you know, people talk about lack of enforcement only until they get the big kick, at which point they try to deny everything without realising everything is on record. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: Gregor is a soup nazi, you'll have to excuse him. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Whatever, I got nothing but brag and abuse from Mr. Know It All for suggesting something that, quite frankly, could only have improved the game. Priorities have gotten a bit messed up. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: gets funny - keep it up and you'll check it. Tho I don't recommend it T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Blah, blah, blah. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Felt: I don't complain about lack of enforcement. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beltegeuse: and light T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Some people just want "punishing" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: my balls itch... should i see a doctor? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well i would like to state for the record I joke alot... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Nah, come here, I'll fix that T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Crabs! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh no, I don't like shellfish T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no thank you, i want fish :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: How much does a seg weigh? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex changes the topic back to testicles and questions your sexuality. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor sighs. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol.... i have balls i like pussy... whats to question? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And yes, I know every command I do is on record. No, I don't give a shit, and no, I don't apologize. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I know which way my dick's pointing thanks :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia beats Wy with a metal pipe T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: lol how did i know gregor would comment on that one T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: mine kinda has a hook T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: You mean,,,'was that my imagination or was that DIRECTED AT GREGOR' T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You see how people get shit-canned for botting? Gee, I wonder why I don't bot! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao gregor T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I'll go in the shitcan with you any day, sounds exciting T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: was directed at Greg or Gregory T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: RE: Starling: if we were to announce every nochan you'd be reading only them each day before you'd make your way to personal notes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: shit and can doesn't sound appealing T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: 90% of nukes aren't announced even T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i think my nukage was announced :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: Well someone's a commi T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: whats a nuke? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: pretty much deletion T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I can't even remember the last time and imm said "excuse me, stop that." on gossip. Tell me what's better - for people to see no evidence of enforcement and then suddenly wind up on the wrong side of the law, or to see it happening as it happens and think "Damn, maybe I don't want to do that and have that happen to me." T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: after a severe flogging. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: taking the piss outta GWB again? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's a large missile - shaped rather like a penis T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: the hottie came back... the one that smells puuurrrdy T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: a nuke is permanent deletion, sometimes accompanied by a ban of "never return, thx" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Some people on here like things shaped like cocks T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: wow.. really nice... can i have one of those? how do i get one? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: gives a lovely message like " goes up in a green mushroom cloud" or something of that nature T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm sure you'd love to point your guide laser my way, heh. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: But we can't say who, because they might think we're talking about him T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: Har ..You are a cock T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot agrees! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: a lovely cock at that T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox blushes. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Often and thank you Argot T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ouch! Gregor just bish Remind Hargreaves in the face. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: ...I wasn't being gay but oh well T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: One thing that did piss me off is Volcum's continous swearing on Wang yesterday, and nothing was really done about it until about an hour later on debate, when he finally gave up, still saying 'shit isn't a curse word.' T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol sparky don't be gay! don't be gay! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: Warnings tend to be given in tells - we don't like telling off players in public. Players appreciate that, too. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Ah yes - Young, Dumb and Volcum ... that's a familiar phrase T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Exactly, Charn. Sloppy and slow. It took a month's worth of note on my part before anything was done. If you see a problem, squash it before it gets bigger. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: yea just pray the warning does not come with being dragged or in to a private room with lasher sitting there T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: moreover, players tend to be happier when IMMs do NOT appear directly unless we have to T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yay its almost breaktime! all this mudding at work is making me hungry T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: yea i cant type for shit but ehh T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Timeghost: When is it a 'we have to' thing, though? Is it after a person swears on the channel 3 times? 20 times? I know that if Justme hadn't said 'take it to debate' he would have kept on going, and even then, he said 'Is SHIT a cuss word' on gossip. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: there is a rumor that the FBI shut down the "Raise the Fist" website T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: There is a rumour that Xyliz doesn't believe in conspiracies. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: wtf is raise the fist? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves hands Xyliz some tinfoil for her new hat. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what is raise the fist? dare i ask? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles at Remind Hargreaves's actions. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: shrugs, I've played here a lot, and I really can't make a complaint about the admin side of things here T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit laughs at Remind Hargreaves mercilessly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I am just spit-balling here, but I believe Time noticed that the discussion had headed into illegal acts and such... so he asked it tto stop T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit laughs at himself. Let's all join in!!! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: Charneus: if you don't trust IMMs with judgement, try to change things with becoming one. The selection process is very fine though - in the end it boils down to "do you trust Lasher" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: nods, I think that's what it works so well, really T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Why not question and evaluate yourselves, huh? Beyond that, are we? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: there is a wild rumor that G.W.Bush was attempting to introduce the Gestapo and SS to the USA, but that is likely a bit extreme T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: just a bit T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'd say I have no complaints about Aard - oh apart from not enough people send me naked pics, but I don't think that's anything to do with the mud T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I don't see a huge channel issue or whatever...when abuse happens on channels (rare), it tends to be short-lived. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: only so many people can tell me to re-evaluate myself, you're not one of them, sorry Starling T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It's not a matter of judgement calling, though, in my opinion. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Btw, I've worked in various rules/policy enforcement jobs with power to levy some pretty hefty fines, so I think I know a thing or two about how enforcement works. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: For years, mind you. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Especially considering that Gestapo and Schutzstaffel are both German words. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: Not surprising Star! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser ties up the curse channel and begins whipping it. (channel abuse) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: grabs the pliars there are some sticks to be removed today.... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I constantly evaluate myself, but that's more because I can barely remember two days ago T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argyle: charged people late fees at a blockbuster? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: I have no biggy with any mods...yet unles thy piss me off for something that they did wrong or said something to make me angry T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot gasps as he realizes what Celestine StormChaser did. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: I'd rather see focus on continued development anyways; seems like things here run pretty smoothly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argyle: you didn't rewind your tape, that's another fine T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yeah, because you don't give a shit what people sub-202 think. Is that a good thing? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: okies folks you guys have fun.... i'll be back to corrupt the curse ch later :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit waves happily. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves waves goodbye to Uptoit. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: take care, up ;) g'luck with the 5 days here before giving the wife her gift ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: later, up T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: coincidentally, when i redid the roof of the house, i glued down a layer of aluminum foil to the tarpaper before adding the ashphalt shingles to the roof -- house is way cooler in summer and no longer requires air=conditioning T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: plus the government can't melt your innards! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I pointed out that policy enforcement seems, from our point of view, to be lacking. All I got was an insinuation of "Eh, what do you know, get lost." No questions on "What have you seen?" or "Can you give an example?" It speaks volumes. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=commi T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Memnarch: You said exactly what I was gonna say. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's nothing personal, dude. Just telling what I see. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bz T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You forgot to do the walls! Those alien rays are still getting through. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot giggles. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: the outside walls are Aluminum panels -- but unfortunately the windows are glass and not transpoarent metallic glass T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: That is how they get you T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: why is there not a bash channel where personal attacks can be allowed :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar: it's called ftalk T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I heard the government is in bed with TemperPane (the leading window manufacturer in the states) about the amount of lead contained in their window panes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar: gtalk works too T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Okay that's my daily quota of taking any notice of Xyliz. If I continue, I may find myself wiping cut glass across my own throat T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: thus blocking the ability to read your thoughts T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Because certain folks would receive some pretty choice comments from yours truly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: so does tell(name) suck it motherfucker T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: Scotty fron StarTrek is yet to bring the technology that converts aluminum into transparent glass -- plenty of whales yet T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: That's the spouse channel Hellfiend T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: nooooo hellfiend T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Heh... I wonder how many people just sent a tell to Hellfiend saying 'suck it motherfucker' ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well i mean you can .. if the person dont like it you go on ignore T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Celestine StormChaser tells everyone to fuck off and die. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: one T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Damn. Was hoping for more. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend points excitedly at Alt. Helpa Charneus! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend points excitedly at Elchanan! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDDV4hNv3j4&feature=PlayList&p=CA1FF176AE2EB5B0&index=0&playnext=1 for a kid thats pretty damn awesome T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan is teasing Hellfiend with his nice firm buns. Making sure he knows what he's missing. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I wish someone would send me tells like that T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves looks around and whistles innocently. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Anyway, once again I am distracted from levelling, so enjoy your far-left-field notions and I'll enjoy my xp. Have a hell of a day. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: can't copy/paste in raw telnet, what is that video of? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: My mind gets dark knowing that I'm the only one that sent a tell to Hellfiend. :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: So long as you don't feel gay Charneus T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves grins mischievously. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I didn't since I didn't want him able to reply back endlessly T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus nods. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: a kid playing Metallica's one and it sounds awesome T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: oh, on guitar or drums? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: guiter T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: on the flute T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: omg one on the record pwnz T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Jazz flute would be bitchin T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: recorder* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: put my two weeks notice in today T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: qs quite difficult since this is the only job I have ever had T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Officer Starling just kicked Workaholic Timeghost right in the box! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Just popping my head in quickly to make sure noone wants to make any gay inferences or innuendos T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost goes: T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: touche! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: pwndizzled T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: keep kickin' T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling goes, "Double Extra Super fucking whee!" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: personal attack! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I think I might go out and get drunk T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yeah, I should report him for a personal attack and try to get him canned. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: do that right now please :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: please delete starling T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Delete is currently disabled. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus pouts. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: tiers were ruining the mud before you :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Stop criticising the system! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: heh my newphew is coming in to visit from being overseas in germany and we going to have a blast he's getting a tatoo then were heading off to the rattlesnake festival T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm going to deny you the pleasure, TG. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar: now we see the violence inherent in the system T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: That sounds like the most redneck day ever. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Help help, I'm being repressed! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: awwww, I was so looking forward to reading the complaint! :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desperately hoping for support, Officer Starling exclaims "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I know you were. That's why you don't get to :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Blody peasant! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: calling me a redneck?, bitch? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: What makes you think he is a king? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Pwnt, and pwnt. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Yes. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: What the hell is a rattlesnake festival? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: is that an african swallow or a european swallow? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: How do you know she is a witch T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: well she looks like one T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: She's made of wood T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: It's the black pointy hat T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: if you threaten with a complaint - live up to one. If you're not up to it - don't threaten with one. I couldn't care either way - but you should really decide before you speak :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: wood...wood floats in water, good, what ELSE floats in water? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: turd? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: no a duck! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Newts! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: answer - Very small rocks, and a duck T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: ..its a festival with cool stuff and theres the rattlesnakes which people look at them then later they sell them off to make stuff T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I said I should do it, not that I am going to do it. Note the difference between the two. They are not the same. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Therefore, by advanced scientifical inferences we can conclude that if someone were to weigh the same as a duck, they'd be a witch T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: Like snakeskin pants? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So :) :) :) right back at you. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: yeah T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Been huffing gasoline again starling? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping it involved people being bitten multiple times and the power of the lord compelling them. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I do not huff gasoline :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Could have fooled me.... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: he doesnt huff gas he eats paint chips.. get it right T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor eats a big fat chip. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Heh, I'd love to read my inotes right about now. I probably accumulated a few volume's worth today ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: ....thats not even funny Lore but anyway T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I'm hoping my inotes are clear by now T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But eh, keep on writing. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: probably aren't though =/ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Damn, I'm gonna get nuked =/ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: inote Starling She called me a poopy head and I cried for hours! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: that be funny T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Workaholic Timeghost: you SERIOUSLY think you're so important to watch/write notes about you? rofl :) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You'll be fine Gregor if you get nuked. I know you can take it like a man. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: not to be confused with taqking it from a man T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Well, important enough to keep drawing comments from you, at least. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Can there be a tpspend option to see inotes please? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Shows you care. I'm flattered, truly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Hargreaves: He takes EVERYTHING like a man. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Lol, how long did it take you to think that one up hargreaves =P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: About six inches ... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Oh wait, wrong question T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: oh the hilarity =P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: This game should be called 'curse channel' with a MUD in the background T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I'm entitled to make gay jokes. My boyfriend told me I could. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: also said you shouldn't talk with your mouth full... and yet T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: He also never sent me that tell 'suck it motherfucker' T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling couldn't care less about your fucking problem. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor utters the words, 'Wombat Mind'. Officer Starling gains a keen understanding of .. not much at all. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus could care less about your fucking problem, but it's too much effort. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: gtfo T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Hmmm, should I go out and get drunk T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus snickers softly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I cannot decide T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: nah Gregor just stay home and smoke green T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: You should do whatever you feel is right Gregor. We're not taking the blame tomorrow morning when you have a hangover T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: but damn, I do that ALL the time stormchaser T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I should go out and drink instead T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onomatopoeia: like StormChaser knows what he's talking bout T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: then mix it up a bit and shoot up some bong water... let me know how it goes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: The main advantages 'out' has to offer is, live jazz, and girls T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: I dont even know what weed looks like ... its white and powdery right? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: that's salt T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: go look it up you do know what google looks like right T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: wtf is a google? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Or better yet, come over to my place and smoke then I won't need to bother going out T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Celestine StormChaser: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I guess Im only thinking about it cos I haven't been out drinking for like....months T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: some weed looks like dandelions -- those are the nicer lawn weed -- some types of weed are annoying on the lawn T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: used to go out every week then I just stopped T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: its like I can't be assed T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: plus I fucking hate being hungover T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: which I reckon is why I could never be an alcoholic T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Always seems worth it the night before when you are trashed out of your face T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: just a few more drinks T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: here is a suggestion T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: since hangovers are caused by all of the alcohol in your blood T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: hangovers don't discourage people being alcoholics, they do the opposite - you drink more to get through them T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I can't drink when I'm hungover T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: the very sight of more alcohol makes me feel sick T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: cut yourself deeply the next time you get real drunk T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: learn T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: hangovers are also caused by excess ketones in the system T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: and I know that if I drink more, my hangover could possibly even go for an hour or so, but then I reckon it'd come back worse T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: better to just sleep for 18 hours and wake up feeling like you've been resurrected from the dead T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: if an alcohol beverage does not contain or produce ketones, then no hangover T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: and do such beverages exist? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: some alcoholic beverages cause worse hangovers than others T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Thank you Captain Obvious. Now can we go back to Captain Oblivious? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: it seems to me speed of consumption will also affect intensity of hangover T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: aswell as the ratio of alcohol/water consumed perhaps T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ologn: sugar content plays a role T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I think to an extent psychology does aswell T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: the corollary is that some alcoholic beverages cause less! hangovers than others T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: fuck it, I'm off out for a beverage or 6 T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: UHHHH BIG CLUBBING AND FUCKING SOME FINE PUSSAY, eh Gregor? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Thats the plan, starling ^^ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hellfiend: FUCK THIS SHIT T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: good one T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I'm not a fudgepacker. Sorry. Find someone else to fuck it for you. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: Imagine if you were the poor guy who worked in a sweet factory that just got told his job was to put fudge into boxes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remind Hargreaves: I think what they want to say on gossip is: bend over, there's a lot of guys want to fuck you T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: eating pizza and playing mud is like taking a dump outside on a windy day. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I really fail to see the comparison... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: it's nice but messy T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: No, it's not. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: H T I D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: Hardcore T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: Till T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: I T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: Die T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: And Beyond T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: so did i miss anything worth while? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yes. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Too bad your dad didn't. *inno* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anything you'd like to share? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm on my webcam!!! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus: I'm on my chair. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok that's a lie T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm on a chair too T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: do you have clothes on? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't just sit around naked, I'd catch a cold T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: awww what fun is that? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or something.... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: you don't have a furnace? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol plenty of ways to warm up when you're naked :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i do abe T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: besides, my kids are still away. I'd hate to scar them for the rest of their lives T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ROFL awake...not away T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok so if you're in front of your webcam... are you cute? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish they were away....but.....no T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: depends on your definition of cute T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: got a sexy butt, anyway :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and it depends on who you ask if i'm cute T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: cute = would any man walking down the street take a second look and say... "i would love to stick my..." T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't go that far either abe rofl T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: but you DID got that far :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it all comes back to "who you ask" T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok lets take a different approach... do you have a nice PERSONALITY? :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok i did. but you don't know the story behind the name T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You snicker softly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, *I* think i have a nice personality T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok nm you're not cute :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and beautiful eyes *swoon* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit whistles appreciatively. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus laughs out loud at Uptoit. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Uptoit was a jerk! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Shanon: That's ok. Uptoit looks like he's throwing up when he's actually taking a shit. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus: I'm cuter anyways. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmm.... i think you're right char T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: its like a broken fire hydrant sometimes T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: poor charneus is blind now. i sent him my pics. i feel so bad :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: It's hard to tell whether we're talking to your face or your ass. :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yes i know god f'ked up a perfectly good asshole by puttting teeth in it, i'm well aware T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus nods at Uptoit. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: And you don't need to censor 'fucked' :P Unless you don't know how to spell it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Well, not on this channel, at least. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if my dog's face was as ugly as mine....I'd shave her ass and teach her to walk backwards!! *that's* how cute i am! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm still learning hw 2 spewl T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: do you at least have a nice rack? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Uptoit did. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: errr yeah rack, like a gun rack in the back of your pick up truck window :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh...that one. yeah, it's niiiiiiiiice T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: woooo can i see it sometime? :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: damn.. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Shanon: I can see it though, right? ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: thats ok he'll send me the pics of it :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if you weren't blinded by seeing my pics already T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: 'Maybe' contains two of the three letters needed for 'yes'. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: is maybe a code word for yes? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Always has been. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now ya tell me! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've said yes way more than i've intended to then lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Like the time you said 'yes' to when I asked if I could, you know... ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmm... ok so no more no's in your vocabulary, can i see your rack now? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you promised you wouldn't tell anyone that i let you fuck my dog!! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't trust you now T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: laugh shanon T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit laughs at Princess Shanon mercilessly. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: I wasn't referring to that. You never said I couldn't say anything about the cat. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit! now look what i did T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yep. Your fault. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now everyone knows you did my cat and my dog T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: oh god, you have a sense of humor you bust be a damn burn victim T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: err must T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am, i am T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Shanon: At least they don't know about the bird or the horse yet. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Oh, shit! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damnit char! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: luckily the don't know about us either T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus nods. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hey the horse was just an "accident" he must have been drinking T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit! now they know about everything! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Let's make sure we don't tell them about Mars and me. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: RIGHT! that's the most important one to keep secret T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Yep! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even *I* try to keep that a secret T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: So... SHH about it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon nods at Alt. Helpa Charneus. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: damnit work is interfering with my mudding again... i'm just going to have to quit my job T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: wow 2 vorpals in 5 mins T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: he must be sensitive T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'll say T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: if i fart and shit my pants, is that bad? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: only in public T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm... so its ok to shit your pants at home not work? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: ok to shit pants at work long as you arent in a meeting. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: yes, so long as your mommy doesn't do your laundry T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I'm really surprised no one has ever told gordon ramsay to foad or dumped a hot pot of red sauce on his ass T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: mmmmmm hotsauce in an ass T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: mmm spicy T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: They probably have, except they won't show it because Gordon can't be bested by his pupils, otherwise the show would be shitty. Oh wait, it already is. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: yeah, it was on in the background and he was annoying the shit outta me T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm would telling an ugly chick that you have no interest in sticking your dick in her be bad? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: long as you stick something else. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: sup monica T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: good point T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'll keep her as a backup T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: after all its hard to find dirty whores these days... wait no its not :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: ugly chics have some of the best gina, just put a bag over her head T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Your mom's always available. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: my mom is dead T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: my mom is a man T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: so you are wrong. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Well, at least the necro crowd has somebody to go to T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Just because they're dead doesn't mean....danig T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: dangit* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: ugly chix have some of the worst gina b/c they're fucking anything they can T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: true, ask starling. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: I was so going there. In fact, I still am! *digs her up* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ugly chicks will do anything to keep a dick in um though.... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: then shes not ugly enough, the ugly chics im referring to are soooo ugly no one wants to fuck them equalling primo gina T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Of course. How do you think you were born, Uptoit? *inno* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: do you really wanna be the next guy there ? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Sorry, I've only had sex with 4 people, I was a (relatively) good girl. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: <3 T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: where they real people? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I thought sex with relatives didn't count ? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh yes, yes they were. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Very much so. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: how many animals? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: finger puppets dont count starling T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: did you take the blue pill or red pill? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And that's why your count is zero, Habasi. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: How many animals? Ehh, lost count. :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: does the woman that swallows still exsist? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yes, we do. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you're a dying breed T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sob T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Extinction's a bitch T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit sobs in misery. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Call Greenpeace and see if they'll help T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit nods. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: i applied for a job at greenpeace once, didnt get it, lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: why not? say something a little too personal? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: where you wearing leather? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Fuck Greenpeace anyway, bunch of domestic terrorists who need to have the Patriot Act applied to their sorry asses. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: shrug i was desperate for a job T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: coulda gave handjobs on the corner T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: He'd never be able to compete with you, Uptoit. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You have far too much practice and an established clientele T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes is agreeing with that Officer Starling person again... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yes i know i'm the handjob maniac... i've had lots of practice on myself T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you should see some of the tricks i can perform now T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: the helicopter is still my fav T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus: How about a dutch rudder? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I'm not sure I want to know. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no that burns too much... i like using goats eyes as lubrican T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: err lubricant T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grateful: im not dutch so i can never fully master the technique,only imitate it T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: what do you have to have a bob cut and some overalls on? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: any women out there that like escada sunset heat? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: brb folks, i need to fill my lungs with toxic smoke. hopefully a nice ripe topic will be blowing by when i get back. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: besides the std topic T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Suggest a good game-improving idea, I'm sure somebody will be happy to take a gigantic shit on it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ahhhh much better T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: as a bonus i took a giant shit... so i didn't have to shit my pants T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: That's nice to know. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: always good to share T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Not really, but yeah... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: sharing is caring T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: In that case, Thenol, care for me tonight and share your mom! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok so this question is for the women... what position is better than doggy? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i need to break my wifes bad habit of always wanting doggy T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: my mom is dead if you into those things charn T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Umm, the standard missionary position works just fine.... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: tried anal? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: well she cums better with missionary, but she LOVES doggy... go figure. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Your wife must not like looking at you, can't say I blame her ;) T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah well no lights, and doggy is kinda extreme isn't it? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I wouldn't say it's extreme T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: Just be glad she hasn't placed a bag over your head. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: she was talking about one the other day... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's something to break the routine, but I hardly prefer it T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit bursts into tears. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: that and she always wants the damn bed T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Have her put the bag over your head. Please. Just do it. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Ha, she kicks you out of bed? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah but when she wants the bag, she wants to tie me up and all i hear is a blade sharpening and her saying turn the camera on i'm ready T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Hmm. Yeah, have fun with that. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i might have to send her back to pakistan for a refund T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bakasama: Get what you pay for... T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: true, next time i'll buy in russia T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hopefully next time they won't get fat T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: before you send her back, put her on the corners to get some extra incum. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Eh, Russia? The Soviets couldn't get anything right, what makes you think their mail-order whores are any better? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: They only sell because of their accents T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: they got nice racks too T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's your funeral. Can I have your stuff? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: accents pffftt... all i wanna hear from them is gaarrrggghh gaarrrggghh *slurp slurp* T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sure why not T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you're paying for the shipping though T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You're a true man of standards, I'll hand that to you. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit bows before Officer Starling. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bakasama: -_- T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Paying for shipping? How much does it cost to smuggle somebody in the bilge of a container ship? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: must have been my quality upbrining..... wolves T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bakasama: think the shipping cost was for his stuff you requested T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit nods. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Eh, he doesn't have anything good anyways T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you can have my tv :D thats worth it T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: 1012 qps earned? Probably has to dress in a cardboard box. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus: Can I have your computer? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: you'll have to fight my friends for the ps3 T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sure T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Meh, my .45 will handle your friends. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sniffle i had to give up my guns :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: they tend to take away some fundamental rights when you "ACCIDENTALLY" take too many sleeping pills :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: ...why didn't you just use the gun instead? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i sold it :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: but thats not the point damnit lol... i can't own a gun for 5 years now :( T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Tried to kill yourself, I take it? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Or just trying to get high off those diphenhydramine pills? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: no the codine did that for me :D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: its pretty fun having a seizure T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Hmm, maybe don't try that shit again. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i learned the hard way on that lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Just stick to the good old reefer. It'll take good care of you. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... i'll keep that in mind... it doesn't last long enough T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i was high as a kite for 2 days T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: even after being in the er T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So were you just trying to get fucked up, or ...? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hahaha yes... OR T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yeah, don't do OTC pills to get high. Most of them contain shit that will make you sick at best, and kill you at worst. It's really not a smart plan of action. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: anyhows... have fun folks, its quit'n time :D time to go home to the old bag T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Kids these days, sheesh. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Ha, serves you right, Thenol. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: you spying on me? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus: INFO: Thenol has been removed from this realm by Dormick, Mendan's personal guard. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nah, it showed up on death info T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: =/ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: INFO: Thenol has been removed from this realm by Dormick, Mendan's personal guard. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus slaps Bob Hurley. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: thanks for the info T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: INFO: I don't give a fuck T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Have found it amusing from day one that deaths get globally announced. :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: A definite incentive to not fuck up and die. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: INFO: Nobody gives a fuck about what you think, either, Habasi, or you for that matter. :P T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling spanks Habasi playfully. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: mommy mommy make the bad man go away. its hurts us T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Should I fido you a towel so you can dry your tears? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus: No Starling, I have one T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus tosses Habasi a large towel to soak up her tears. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: sounds like a plan to me. will you be sure to go far far away to find it ? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nope. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: crap I can't get out =/ T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Out of where? T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: your bedroom =D T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Oh baby. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: kidding desolation T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Bend me over, oh yes, oh yes. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Wait, I can't feel a thing, you fail. Get the fuck out. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Whap! T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: INFO: Thenol has been removed from this realm by Tadrich. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alt. Helpa Charneus: See, Thenol, never try to do a man's job. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bob Hurley: getting good at that thenol T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: yeah, 100% at dieing. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus: Dying. T1/r5/2009-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asymptomatic: fuckin rams, play some damn ball damnit T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor says, 'COCKFAG.' You start giggling uncontrollably. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Engaged? Oh, man, I pity the poor fool. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: was that a personal attack? hehehe T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Mod! Mod! T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: It's whatever you think it is. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Appropriate wedding gifts for the unlucky sap? Hmm, a .45, a box of cyanide suicide pills, and a noose. We'll give her a variety of choices on how to end her misery. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: For she will me miserable. Oh yes, she will, she will. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: In time. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, poison tastes awful, you might as well live. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: guns aren't lawful? T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it's an old poem ... :P T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And if you're wondering who I mean, well, I think you know. :) T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: ahhh, heh T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and no starling, I am not sure who we are "talking" about T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: just assumed that I missed a note about someone on the mud getting engaged T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Probably a good thing but the clues are all there. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch sits down and thinks deeply. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Speaking of other weddings, hopefully I can knock out these last 30 levels today. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: good luck T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: ...but ah, whoever she is, she's a poor sucker and I hope those gift serve her well. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: when you exp to level, about how much to you look to get per kill T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I get about 130'ish... is that about right? T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: or should I be fighting something higher level T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You're doing fine. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: cool, thanks T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh, so you can't finger but you can whois T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: nice... and aha T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Don't finger me, that's sexual harassment. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling looks accusingly at Memnarch. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch ducks defensively. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Going to roll now. Lord save her soul. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: again with this shit. leave me alone T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: hmm? T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I miss something? T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: more than you know T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: doesn't that kind of go without saying? T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: ffs T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: cracked wooble nut T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: lt T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox mutters something quietly to himself. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: blind, no recall, and web. Just like starling in bed. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argot: bondage ftw? T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thenol: no things you want to get far away from, but you can't. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nods, ideal arrangement. I get railed, don't have to do any work for it, and I don't have to look at him. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull tells you to get on all fours and enjoy it anyways. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: seriously? u counterstrike my blow when i strangled you to sleep? T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Restless leg syndrome. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Or whatever that condition is that makes you jerk your leg or arm right before you fall asleep. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You've never had that happen? Happens to me and is annoying, because it wakes me back up :( T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: i just broke my cherry T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Congrats ;) T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: males do not possess cherries T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Males can have cherries. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You can buy them at any supermarket. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Ususally in the fruits and produce section, but they have canned cherries too. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: apples maybe, but not cherries T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Umm, a cherry is a type of fruit. Get your mind out of the gutter ;) T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: hello .. this is the gutter channel T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: Runs arround Screaming Adams A~gppple ! T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: But then, you're the dude who things general relativity is crap, so I guess you're going to believe what you want, regardless ;) T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And no, it's actually the cursing channel. Any gutter talk here is purely coincidental ;) T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: "general relativity" is artificial and crap T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling plays the world's smallest violin for Xyliz. T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Stop taking a shit on my conception of reality! Hater! T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desperately hoping for support, Officer Starling exclaims "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!" T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: Runs around Screaming Adams Apple ! T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: God likely does not believe in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle either T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Sure he does. It exists, after all ;) T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: testing syntax of novel concept (this is not a genuine offer): "i am paying for several tp in a few years. But you have to supply the tp today. Right now. Who wants to sell." T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: does male catpiss in the face cause a hallucinogenic high like South Park claims T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: totally, try it some time T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morphonius: pmfsl T1/r5/2009-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) What's that noise? You turn around just in time to get a face full of Darkknowing's balls! T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armondegon: sup you idiots T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: no personal attacks please T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: just told my stepmom exactly how i have felt about her for the last 14 yrs, damn that felt good T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cruella de Purr: did you bone her? T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: nah, gave her the tongue lashing of a life time :P T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: in a nonsexual way T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc tries to bone Cruella de Purr T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: did you call her a smelly cunt bitch of a Cinderella stepmom? T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: pretty close T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: "Fuck you, you cunt! ... can I eat you out?" T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: she was hot when she was younger, ill give her that T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: passive aggressive notes dot com T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: did end the phone call with go fuck yourself T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: what kinds of things did she make you do, that made you cry? T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Yes, show us here on this doll where the mean step-mom touched you. T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: haha, nothing like that, shes just a heartless bitch that literally sucked the life out of my dad T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: aha... a vampire T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: after my dad died i called her 15+ times to find out when the funeral service was, she didnt answer, found out from a friend i hadnt talked to in 3+ yrs when the service was about an hr before it took place T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: shit like that T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: funerals can be very depressing, especially if you cared about the person T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habkur: very insightful T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Maybe I'll go there when I'm T9 T1/r5/2009-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Mis. T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Selfyne just got a face full of Darkknowing's balls! T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker reaches down and scratches himself... Now he looks VERY happy. T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: im getting pretty fucking sick of being trapped in no-recall areas T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: which area are you stuck in? T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: what, no portal? T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: oops sorry. which area are you fucking stuck in? T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: say T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: chuckle T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torghay: I mean fuckin chuckle T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: why so serious? T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: ahem* what, no fucking portal? T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: why so fucking serious? T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: ty SP:P T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neclord: nay T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix shrugs in response to -=Evil=- Joker's question. T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: oh god i am way too high to play this game right now. sorry aard, this wake n bake has destroyed me, i'll be back in an hour or two T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: looks like abe needs to get laid T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: again T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: second time ever T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: tell that to my 3 kids T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: they look kinda like the milkman.. T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi: I hope you're not sexin your kids T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: only on Thursdays, so it's OK T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: "gas-hole" "face offed, sucked offed, re-formed, fin-ished, butt plugged" T1/r5/2009-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Habasi just put spoiled chowder in your ass. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Anyone ever drunk lapsang souchong tea? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: sounds very familiar T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: You'd probably know if you had, tastes like creosote ^^ T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: have a feeling its one of those 'love it or hate it' flavours T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: produced by laying tea leaves on bamboo trays and allowing pinewood smoke to permeate through them T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: and the answer after a wiki search is yes T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: you liked it? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: it's okay, I prefer another tea (finding the name now) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I'm going on a little mission of drinking lots of different tea, I think bergamot is my favourite so far T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: tried Longjing tea? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Hmm, no, don't think so T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longjing_tea T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: its worth a try? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: I like it. It's one of the top ten teas from china T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: oh, its green tea T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I find green tea so weird tasting T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: maybe I just need to acquire a taste but I can't say I like the stuff T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I had a cup of green tea the other day it might have even been longjing T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: apparently green tea was discovered by accident, I can believe that T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: hmm... I didn't notice it was a green tea. Very much different from japanese green teas anyway T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: you added milk? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: never! T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: it's chinese tea, you can't add milk T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I always add milk to tea unless its green T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: lol yeah, thats why I was asking =P T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: coffee is ok black though T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: coffee is good either way T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirua: i guess I have to study up on what IS green tea T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I figured it was not made from traditional tea leaves, and is generally green T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: as in, thats all there is to it T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok... so any women out there with "pregnancy" experience? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yay coming on to a mud to get "medical" advice is great T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: penicilin T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol penicilin huh? that should do it T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: penicin T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: unless you have the super-aids T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: is that like supersized version of aids? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: yes T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: only costs 49 cents more T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: can i get it at mcdonalds? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: probably T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: wooohoo i have to play in the childrens playpark more often T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: does it come with fries? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i wonder if a 250lb man plays in the childrens playpark if the cops will get called T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: only if you play the same way I do T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: why? cos he'll break the swing? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: sans pants T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol errr T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: just don't smack your lips when you're in there you should be fin T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: don't wear a bib there T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i once had them tell me at chucky cheese that "adults" can play in the tubes T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: o, or wear anything catholic priestish T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: boy was that a mistake T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I have been turned away from chuck e cheeses for not having a child with me at the door T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: just imagine my fat ass 7ft off the ground in plastic tubes T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: next time take a headless doll T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: no way T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: not fucking up my real dool just to get some nasty pizza T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol what might think you're a freak? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: damnit i hate having to wait to see if my wife is knocked up or not T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: punch her in the stomach as hard as you can, question answered T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: funny i was thinking bleach and a metal clotheshanger T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: blah, too much chemicals T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: don't want to hurt her T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ahhh al natural huh? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: err... anymore than a swift kick in the gut would at least T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: bahahah i'll have to suggest that to her T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: got to make sure friends and family buy the whole "she ran into my foot" routine though T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm... easier to say she attacked a cop T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: don't want to arouse suspicion T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: ooh T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: good idea T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and if it doesn't work T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: you can say that bastard raped her T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: she was just randomly walking saw a cop and went nuts T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: "yeah thats not my baby" look it has 2 eyes T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: irl, my wife is carrying a child that isn't mine T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wyverex: sorry about that T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: who's is it? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: no worries, it isn't hers either T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: Bill Cosby's T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: she is being a gestational carrier T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: for a good couple friends of ours T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: better to be cosby's than clintons T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: but it always makes for some fun conversations when people congratulate us T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as PaperTiger Panzer and Memnarch are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Memnarch's pleasure. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: could be worse, could have said a "12 pack of anal ease" T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: asstroglide ftw! T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... too expensive... i'll just spit on it T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: wonder if i can get twins, sell one twin to support the other T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: go for asians T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: get a better return on investment T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: asians like it in the butt T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah i can just imagine getting 10 dollars a day from china.... has to be something better than making shoes. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox waves his hands at PaperTiger Panzer in an attempt to make him SIANZ!! T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: whats the diffrence between jelly and jam? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: no one knows? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: whats the diffrence between jelly and jam? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yathtallar Tamariel: I cant jelly my cock in ur ass T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: o.O you can if you want... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gazarok: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ffffffffffffuck T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: so many fonts and they all look so fukin' ugly and impractical T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: ... just like your mom. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: god how old are you? every retort is 'your mom' T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Tee hee T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: 27, if you must know. :P T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: who would be retarded enough to marry someone so inherantly stupid ... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: No personal attacks please :) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: that's coming from someone talking about me eating out my mom yesterday please go fuk yurself T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Please review the rules regarding personal attacks or else I fear for your future :( T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: well no great loss, it's not like abuse of god powers is something new T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Really, who gets bent out of shape over some lame-assed "your mom" jokes? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I know, I hate it when God abuses his power and causes natural disasters :( T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Or causes people like Obama to win the White House :( T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: there goes your father wearing your mom's army boots T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Nerf God, imo. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: thank god for ignore T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: Alan Sherman told that joke in the 1960s on some vinyl T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: wuts vinyl ? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Panzer, are you named for the Super Mario Bros. 2 character, or for the German battle tank? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: what is the ethnicity of the white side of Barack Obama -- maybe a few ethnic jokes apply T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I am my own namesake nub T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I disagree. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: You clearly stole it from somewhere. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Thief. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: you're welcome to your opinion. no matter how wrong it is T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Even if its wrongness value is zero or negative? :) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: vinyl is a substance that makes beautiful music whan played on a pornograph turntable T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: we all get the chance to prove our ignorance. apparently today is your day T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Pornograph? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: this is the porn channel T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Alas Panzer your day is every day :( T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: I can no longer avoid some attacks? Does that include personal attacks? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: Panzer is supposed to be german for Tigger ? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Increase your dex and you can dodge more attacks. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: if one has to be something one should excel T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Too bad the Panzer tank failed to win the war :( T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: And Panzer the video game character failed to stop Mario and company from defeating Wart :( T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So much for excellence. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: oh noes! don't tell me they lost the war ?!?! T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: any other nuggets in that head of yours ? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz is going to buy a plush panser at AardwolfZoological Park T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: But according to Japan..America was the Paper Tiger T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: We may have been the paper tiger, but they were the ones whose cities were burning after the fire bombings ;) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: my name comes from http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0506/code_Pink_COMMUNISTS_Image2.jpg T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I'm sure you have a point somewhere but I'm not seeing it T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: I knew it! So much for it being your own namesake, liar. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: Naming yourself after a picture? I shoudl sue you for discrimination:( T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: in retrospect, Japan benefited enormously from losing the WWII to the USA -- after the japanese were nuked and surrended, General McArthur and the USA was good to the Japanese T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: I need to run and cry. can we finish this later ? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: Sure, no problem. Should I fido you a towel to dry your tears? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: in retrospect, the Black Plague was good to England T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl: I taught Brits that soap adn water are a good thing:) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: They didn't listen. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Page Three Garl snickers with Officer Starling about their shared secret. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Officer Starling: So is orthodontic correction, but they don't use that either. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Infected Inicus waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as PaperTiger Panzer and Godfather Krynn are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Godfather Krynn's pleasure. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: perhaps feed Al Gore feetfirst through a shredder T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ok so has anyone here gone through the whole "i'm pregnant" experience? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: 3 times lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas: yes T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: one of my friends T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: i'm male, so no T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas: 3times here too... now have 2 boys and a girl T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: so am i...doesnt mean im not friends with girls T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: how soon after being "pregenat" did the "frequent" urination thing start? if you had it T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: sorry dude, unless yur a seahorse... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagas: about 2 weeks for me T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: about a month or two T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: my wife started at around 4 or 5 weeks T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: the male seahorse isnt technically preganant. simply carries the young in a specialized pounch T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: everything you ever wanted to know about seahorses: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PaperTiger Panzer: LIES! 2guys1horse has that information! T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: i refute wikipedia T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: I've seen enough documentaries on seahorses... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: my room is filled with seahorses and I even sleep with one in my bed j/k T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: still no pregnant the female just injects the eggs into a puch and the male carries them untill the emerge T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: arrrg afk i'll continue asking bout pregenancy when i get back :P T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: "the male seahorse isnt technically preganant. simply carries the young in a specialized pounch" to quote you... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkknowing: exactly... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: you make as much sense as Alex Jones on uppers T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: ughh.. ok back to prenancy and pissing... when does it start if it does? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: well there's a lot of pressure on the bladder - no shame in wearing adult diapers ( some people get off on it ) <3 T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chosig: after 7 months my wife got pissed about the pissing T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol... i just wanna know if 1 month is too early to be "pissing" still haven't confirmed that she's pregenat but i want an idea of is this a tell tale sign T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: you can even make videos and sell clips online, like some people... um do... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: uptoit, a month is well after... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: 2 weeks is plenty of time T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: all this waiting is sucking the life outa me... i'm just gonna have her piss on the test :P and hope for the best T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: define the best :P T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol defined... means we've been trying for 5 months now T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honestly, Abelinc: as opposed to oops, she's preggers again ;-) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: and my cock needs a break :D T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: ahem, I could help with that problem T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: ... *whistles innocently * T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol errrm no T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: even my wife is sick of f'n lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: it's really simple, figure out when her cycle starts, have sex 10-14 day mark T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah been doing that :) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i'm just hoping shes knocked up already we're both get'n frustrated T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: do it in the missionary position when you want to conceive T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol and why is that? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: so the sperm collects in the seminal pool T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: seminal thingy T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmm ok T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_position T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol thanks T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban ""The man-on-top sex positions are very good for couples who are trying to have a baby, because penetration can be very deep" T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: " This provided the best chance of conception occurring..." T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol ok that link wasn't quite work safe :\ T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: yeah gonna keep trying... if she has her period we're going to the fertility doc... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: "male-above sex promotes fertility by keeping the opening of the vagina higher than the seminal pool, which, in turn, helps sperm get into the womb and find the egg" T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: yeah I can fertilize a girl just by looking at her T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: I wear those raybands like cyclops in X-Men T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: hmmmm makes sense T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: it makes sense if you watch a documentary that has a camera inside - you get to see everything. T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lmao T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: i have yet to see that.... T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: i can try and find it for you T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: sure why not T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: so is there a particular reason you know these things? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Estaban: yes, i'm a mad scientist T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: obviously :) T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: doesn't it creep you out when you see a random person walking around with a medical face mask on? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adele: only if I know em? T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: makes me want to go and grab my bio-hazard suit and dance T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cruella de Purr: only if they take the mask off and lick things when they think nobody is looking T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uptoit: lol T1/r5/2009-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sister Mukflukchukbuk, the only gay eskimo in his tribe admits the blind man, Habasi, to the room where he's been painting only to have her stare at his boobs and stammer out "Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?" T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: awesome, my phone is broken T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: thanks, cingular T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: so, there's no one on curse either. awesome. T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: fuckin buttpirates anyway T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: fags T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: go die asshat! T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: No. T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: sry about your phone =) T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: fucking piece of shit, it was the best phone I could get, as far as cingular was concerned... but it sucks ass T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: also, windows mobile sucks balls. T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: no insurance?..I usually feel ripped off when I get insurance..but I got a new phone when my old one broke a while ago T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: windows kinda sux yeah..my laptop got vista..I mean COMMON PEOPL! T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: this is my second phone, i got this one when my old one broke and deleted all my contacts, even those on my sim T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Shot Of GreyGoose: by second phone, I mean second iteration of the same phone T1/r5/2009-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feiros: