T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking cricket mobile phone company T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ouch lol T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i ported to them when my last company was acting screwy =) T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: their website won't let me log on, their automatic payment system won't automate payments, and they want me to pay a 2$ fee for the privelege of paying by phone to a guy that can't even tell me which time zone the cancellation department opens at 6am within T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i don't mind talking to foreign people, in fact i like languages ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but if they're going to give me the fucking runaround, the least they could do is give me an EST or a CST or so on T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im gonna go with EST since i've never even seen a cricket phone in the Central time zone T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but screw-this-shit-im-gonna-talk-to-the-bald-ex-military-guy-at-verion and port over. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: verizon* T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ewww verizon T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what, they'll hook me up with a droid and a 50$ a month broadband plan that i can tether w/ T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that's fair right? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: is it unlimited? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: supposedly. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: meh go for it T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i love my droid T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yeah they look neat, even my cab driver buddy has one T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they work pretty smoothly T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tho the droid phone itself is kinda too big imo T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you midget T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: the android OS tho is great T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i started with a G1 and the android is a bit wider T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: if you get one, get a case that guarantees shatter-proofedness T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: guarantee, in what way? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder if i can sign up for cell service on the inter-net T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah my neighbor is starting his porn again T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its always the same one. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 'ahn ahc ahc' T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oooh. oooh... unnnh... unhhh... OHHHHH OOHHH unh. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it sounds so realistic too lol T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: and it will probably only last for 7 minutes or so...? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr , yep! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sometimes he loops it T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiendfire: lol are you boqd T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiendfire: are you bored T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no, but listening to my neighbor's porn at 2 am isnt my idea of cool T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i met this guy in chile who lives in oregon. his job is that he captures information from websites and sells unspecific, raw feed data to companies that are interested T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: REVENGE === cranks up the joshua tree of u2 , real loud T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiendfire: listening why didnt you go and watch! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: one trend they monitored (for fun) was how far people got into porn vids before leaving the site. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: average is 2 scenes T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: after that most people "lose interest" T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: to be honest, the porn always seemed the dumbest thing from porn T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: audio T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ROFL T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: freudian much T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: fucking neighbor fucking drilling his fucking wall. AGAIN. How long can a bathroom revamp take ffffs? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: months T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: since you asked T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: piece. meh T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking cricket. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol oops T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: accident i swear T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hey leave me alone im lost here T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey vagus, you got any declarable religious preference? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: help tell T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: fucking douchbag vampire kids... T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking erectiling disfunct nuclear silos, incapable of launching after 40 years of discourse or intercourse. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: atleast I have intercourse T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i prefer non-religious spirituality T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yeah. with soviet spies. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: Soviet spies are hot, havn't you read the news T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: all your doing is burning yourself :p T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: one out of 16 spies caught that week was relatively hot. for a soviet T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but thats like saying hot for a ffa chick. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude turns cowlike eyes on you, chews his cud, and moos plaintively. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: Fat chicks need loving too T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's like 6.24% T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: and atleast I can get a chick T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: launch, thats how your momma had you. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: not very high ratio of hot to ugly T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: launch, yep. your momma. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: right, try another momma joke again, and it's personal insult and report T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: launch's momma looks like doloris clayborne. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: launch, and calling me a vampire douche isnt personal? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: I never said your name now did I ? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: you however did T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i woulda gone with louis armstrong T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i never said your mom's name T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: you did say my name and then your momma in the same sentence T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what is your moms name? so we can say it later T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: thats good enough to make it a personal insult T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: actually, give us her number T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: help policies3 T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im gonna write vampiredude gives great head on a bathroom stall :) what number should i put VD? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: oh wow your initials are VD lol T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 202 747 8752. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking cricket. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol. they saw VD was on the phone and they bailed T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no one wants a VD T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i had a long chat with a gamer from france who was a retired stock broker at age 27. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: his screen name was virtualdark, and it was on another game. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but his initials matched mine lol T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i met a guy like that at WakaRusa T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and he didnt mind the VD at all T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea well some ppl learn to live with them T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: vd's that is T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyways, i'm gonna go fill another garbage bag. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: HEFTY! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: get the flex bags! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no, HEFTY IS STRONG T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: then the garbage men know what you have without having to rifle through it T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's also a lot harder for dogs to get into them T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: little fuckers T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: always stealin my trash! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what about racoons? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like brightheart raccoon T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nah they're cool they can haz my trash T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude does the carebears stare on your mom. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dude that's just weird T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: stop stop she's starting to seize! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dude she's epileptic cut that shit out! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude hugs you. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you gave my mom an anyeurism (sp?) with the carebear stare :( T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: alright im off to bed. see you guys tomorrow T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maive: hmm i can use this channel T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking panama T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: shut up T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: imma fuck up my boss T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: is he hot? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: that might get you fired T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: not hot T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: maybe he wants to pitch instead of catch T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: very boring T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: and he fucking fired me -_- T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: then he's not your boss T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you seem like such an agreeable person though T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: i ment my ex-boss T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: prolly shouldn'ta been playing games :P T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: i hope he sucks somebody's dick T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: he said the same thing! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: well? He is going to suck mine when i am done T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Meant, not ment T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: 04:39 AM didn't sleep yet T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: have a fucking good day, morning or night T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: don't tell me what kind of day to have T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If he's gay, he'd like sucking someone's dick. Mebbe he's bi, and that would be good for him too. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyways, fucking cricket is call center is in fucking panama. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i hope somebody canals them. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: better than india T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no way , dude, the guys in kerala speak good english T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: whats really annoying is getting manila and phillipines with chase bank, n.a. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: too late. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: my fucking misplaced keys T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: omfg T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: items dont disappear based on level anymore?! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: omfg T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what good is the keepall wish then T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Keepall wish was removed. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: What keepall wish? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Leinei. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tarnis: I just sadly watched 30 seconds of the jersey shore and I fear I've lost half my brain cells T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: I'm surprised you didn't lose them all. that show is fucking pathetic. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: never seen it, don't intend to T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i like all the hot girls T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: plenty of those around aard T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael stares lustily at Princess Shanon's ASS! Looks like the sheep will have to wait. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: where? all i see is text! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Mael, then bashfully stares at her feet. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's fun! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dumbass hoochie anyway T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tarnis: Hoochie!!? Where?!?! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't say on public channels. it's considered a personal attack T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tarnis: could always send tells T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: help friend T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love cowards T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: takes a big person to set a wanted flag on someone then have a t9 do their "dirty work" T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: And we love you. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Not that I'm necesarily allowed to talk for the others. I'd hate to overstep my authority. Please don't tell the comitee. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Isn't the whole point of the wanted flag that it's a free for all? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Something something, your mom on a Friday, something something T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Don't worry. The committee of cowards are so good at dodging and hiding, nobody has spotted them in years. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: boy that's mature! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: True pros T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Now she's bringing out the REALLY nasty words. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: "Hammering Blow" Man, reminds me of college. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Damn, she made enough to put you through school? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle blinks innocently at Shameful Dugrant. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: The whole family! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I guess she could really inspire you to pound the books, after all the... T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I prefer to pound the pavement. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And/or your mom's ass. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i prefer to be pounded rofl T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: That's what she said.... T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Damnit starling... EUPHEMISMS! Jeeze. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Y'all met yet? If he's looking to hit a slab and you're looking to get some feet on yours, this could work T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Unless pouding my moms ass is a euphamism to my amourus nature towards barnyard life. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Then, well played. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: No. I just been banging her from behind. I ain't paying for nobody's baby T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Brown rainbow party! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: gay T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Damn straight! .. oh wait. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Unless you're angey. Or he's wearing a wig T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: You must be a fan of the Donkey Punch then. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: WOOT! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm worth 4tps according to jexebelle T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant "accidentally" Doinks Billy Goat Gruff in the Pooper and grins. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You seen the movie Zoo? T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: See it?! I loved it! T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You look frantically for a place to hide from Shameful Dugrant. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: It's my favorite romance T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: It's my favorite softcore porn. T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: A man, his wife, a pony T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: none of this gay shit T3/r3/2011-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Mael. Cockfag. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tarnis: I need to stop taking Myers-Briggs tests because my personality can't make up its fucking mind T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: There's no bi-polar category in Myers-Briggs? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei comforts Tarnis. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking recurrent repops T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow too more people fucking shot dead in germany T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is lagging . T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow waltz with bashir is one fucked up cartoon movie too much male nudity T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: omg i've been scried T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fat Ass Cartman: and the best thing to do is mention it on a public channel so 10 more people will scry you :) T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cartman, you've lost weight T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fat Ass Cartman whines pathetically, "No, really, I'm Big Boned!" T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: poop! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so the other day, i went to this strip bar. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and... this chick that was there watching the strippers, approaches me, makes an offer of prostitution. and says if i change my mind i can find her on backpage.com T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so today, i glanced at backpage.com... and sure enough she was there. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but she's one of the ugliest fucking prostitutes on that website. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so i'm glad i said no ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: plus i'm pretty sure prostitutions illegal in my area. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking mtv. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck its wednesday T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh thats fucked up, they charge more tp for each subsequent name change? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haruon: yep T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: you have that many enemies to run from? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haruon: or have you just reached maturity and realised "VampireDude" is a terrible name? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wouldn't it make more sense if they just had a 1 year time period that you had to use qp to buy around? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I doubt that's happened T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: There's probably even more badassery to be had T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: CoolDuDer T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jexebelle, you shouldnt make public insults towards people you have on ignore? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haruon: "SparkleUndead" T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Awzum_Gui T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: lol, i was just thinking that T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: IliveInMomsBasement is too long. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haruon: "BasementDweller"? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Let's just cut to the chase and go with "Pedophile" T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Too bad Limpdick and Fuckwit aren't options. Take all the guesswork out of douchefuck compound names T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Improper Noun: iHEARTbollywood T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: The name Limpdix is available for use. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Can't have consecutive caps T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haruon: excellent.. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Improper Noun: iHrTbollywooD T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I swear that these fuckwits rename for the express purpose of cocking up my neat and tidy ignore list T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I can rename too Jexe! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haruon: the last bollywood movie I watched was "Three Idiots"... was surprisingly good T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant wuv Juxtaposed Jexebelle. Aww, how coot. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I've never had the honor of fucking up your ignore list, jex :P T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Renaming won't make you any less of a popefucker, Dugs T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: lol @ popefucker T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: If you be a pope, I fuck you hard. It's on my buisness card. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Vampire, help ignore. You can talk shit all day long. 9-5 bitches be begging for my salted wit T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: talk about getting a handjob from God... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: giving the hand of god a handjob... or something like that... I'm not sure I spend so much time on my knees... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I'm a gansta, a straight up G. All these little bitches wants to be like me! I don't talk shit, and when i talk i spit. You bitches ain't got none, son! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Why would I ignore you? You're not a cunt... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: This is true T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Try harder T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haruon: I like cheese burgers T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I very well could be, i just prefer to not spend my time making the mud hate me :P T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Improper Noun: i would call you a cunt, but you lack warmth and depth T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: These young'uns will learn eventually T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Uh... Jexe! You're only punctual some of the time! Hah, burned! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Noun has just won the internet T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Everyone else can go home T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I can HAZ interwebz!? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Good game you guys. See you all next internet. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: but so many people on the internet ar already home in their moms basement... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Improper Noun: have a good internet T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: but so many people on the internet ar already home in their moms basement... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger r 2 wnt nterwebz. R u agree?! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I'm in your momz basement T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I am your mom's basement. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I'm under your moms bed T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: The z makes it extra 'street', I'm told T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: ITz totallyz doesz! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I am your mom. Gtfo the computer and feed the cat T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Women shouldn't get out of the kitechen -- "I agree, and I'm a woman" -- "I agree and i'm a kitchen" T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: err, wow spell fail T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Cheezburger that makes me want to fuck you. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: kitchen* T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: With a broken bottle and wire. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: My fav :) T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: That's the only way I know how to love T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: As long as you cry on my hands for me to masturbate with. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Some hawt coat hanger lovin. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: But I didn't mean to hurt you none, baby T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: fishin' for an abortion... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle cuddles Crixus. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I mean, you know how special you are? T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Falcon punch == best for of abortion T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I don't get the bottle out for just anyone T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: for=form T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Not doing so good tonight Cheezy. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: indeed T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant "accidentally" Doinks FootLong Cheezburger in the Pooper and grins. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Should see how many of these bitches i've mischanned to ftalk T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: nah, best form of abortion is Captain Morgan. Get her drunk enough and she'll lose the pregnancy, AND she'll be ready for round two instead of getting all emotional. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Btw, this is now 'ragehour' enjoy! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Fuck you! Fuck your mother! Fuck your dog! Bawwww! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I fucking ragehate you all T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Holy fucking rageshit, it's jexebelle!!!! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: INB4CRANE! T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Tryhard T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: failharder T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: falcon punching isn't as effective as flight of stairs or coat hanger T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I am the tornado that rips through this failerpark. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: M.C Esher stairs are the best T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: or leaving a coat hanger at the bottom of a set of stairs.... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wedge is agreeing with that Dr Jek person again... T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Dok: is a rageado tearing through the failerpark in the dead of whiner. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or being such a pimp that she grabs one herself and throws herself down the stairs T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hell, become a god pimp and just bitchslap the kid right out of her. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wedge: falconpunch said persin down stairs onto waiting coathanger T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger is mutters to himself, "trolololololololololololololo." T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus is was is. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wedge: mudding whilst driving is hazardous and unhealthy T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: None of these people can arrod a ride T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: not if you have voice recognition T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wtb link to place to download pornography for free, via the internet, without infringing on copyrights, send tells with prices. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: redtube T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Jexe is busy today. T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ingevi: o.O T3/r3/2011-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Pork the beans, pork the beans! T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow meg ryan was fucking ugly in the 80s T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xattr: have you seen meg ryan lately? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xattr: i'll take 80s meg T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: mmmm...fat goth chicks T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: pithan, remember the donner party? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fat chicks got in free. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: lol T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The Donner party! There were only 7 Democrats in all the county and he ate six of them. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck yeah, my pizza is being delivered. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: this online order thing is nif-t-y T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: i just ordered pizza too T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: order me one while you're at it T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: and cheesey bread T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: you can find my address if you try hard enough xP it's all public info T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: i used to live by crotchfester T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: rottenchester T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: let me tell how lovely the weather here is T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: it fucking blows T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: herodotus i thought you livd in troy T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: ew T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: roch is bad enough T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: lived in buffalo for like 5 years T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you guys got an opinion of haupauge? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: sorry mate T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i heard it was mostly catholic ... T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: nod T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but my neighbor gets telemarketed from there T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you ever notice how some girls avoid eye contact with anyone but their employer? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xattr: haha what T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xattr some chicks they won't look anyone in the eye except for their employer. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking dominos web tracker claims my order was delivered T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and it wasn't T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking dominos T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Put them on ignore! T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: that tracker is always 15 minutes in the future T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starling no, i will just go call pizza hut . T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: help ignore T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: i also had domios T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: brooklyn style pepperoni pizza, cheese bread and sprite T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: pithan, you wimp. get a real drink. like fanta T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: see how i keep slapping you awake vampiredude? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: vampiredude! how can we listen to duranduran together and eat tofu cakes if you ignore me? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: If you're on ignore you're not to try and contact that person T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: help ignore T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm more of an MDA guy, grooving on the Tubes! T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zetsukaze Kurojiryuu drops his pants and rudely moons Juxtaposed Jexebelle! T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking richard simmons T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is it really possible to impregnate ones self with sperm from a used condom? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: as long as there is no spermicide, sperm can live in a condom for a little while.... T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starphoenix like how long? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and does that mean that if you have a wet dream, that the sperm can live on your underwear, shirt, sheets, shorts, pubic hairs or thighs for a length of time as well? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: will normal bar soap and hot water kill sperm? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You were born, so evidently not. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starling, evidently 'that time of the month' happens more than once a month? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starphoenix and more technical application, are you saying that the sperm that lives on a used condom for a short period of time, can still swim/flagellate far enough to reach the eggs? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: it requires some work (a syringe) but yes, it is possible T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok, so a chick with no tools, couldn't impregnate herself from a slightly used condom. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beltegeuse: ask boris becker T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 'who'? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Starphoenix. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: that you'd have to ask a doctor about VD T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: or your sex-ed teacher. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starphoenix will an intern do? i get most of my healthcare at the va and doctors are kind of rare at times T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starphoenix oh my sex ed teacher didnt believe in condoms T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starphoenix he had a very uncommon german name T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Starphoenix. T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i don't want any gays hangin around me while I'm killin women and children T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it aint right T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caramel Milkshake: omfg does Lauren Turner look like a drag queen or what? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: jises man T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yes? T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FUCKING POES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T3/r3/2011-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: poes? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furia: fucking beggar, in the spyreknow... steals 25 gold each time you pass by him. well, used to... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: rofl. 25 gold? that's not all that much. fuckin cheapskate. :P T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furia: it's the principle of it :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: totally hooked up with an asian dutch girl last night :-D T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: Pictures or it's all lies and fantasy T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well we were a bit busy to take pictures but I do have one of her T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: anyone can google a picture T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: so I say lies T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what's so special about an asian dutch girl? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well asians, to me, are quite attractive. being from Holland made it that much more novel T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh so you like flat chests? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I betcha I can show you some ugly ones. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: having her panting in dutch was unexpected T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: she is def. not flat lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm just teasing :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: moving a pic of her to imgur for pic-proofiness T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so is yer butt really sexay? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: can you bounce quarters off it? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: as sexy as a guy's butt can be T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i'm fat n ugly T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hairy legs and armpits but bald head T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: CR any of you wankers? lmfao just joking T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you probably think, because of my beard, that I'm really hairy, but I'm not......... shaved. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't remember the my last lie though so you'll have to ask someone else what i look like T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok fine T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am short, that's not a lie T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so the "midget" part sorta fits T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lmfao T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am fat...so that fits T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm not bald nor do i have hairy legs and armpits... maybe a lil prickly but def not hairy T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but online we can be whatever we choose and i'm choosing to be a fat, hairy legged, 901 pound bald guy T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: weeds out the people who really are shallow when i tell them that :) only the good ones stay :D T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Or the really ugly, desperate ones. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: never thought of that T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: DAMN YOU! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now i have to rethink my strategy T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: http://imgur.com/YKPX4 T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not a guy, so I can't say if she's pretty or not T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I'm not a mean person, so I won't say if she's pretty or not. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i know beauty when i see it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: beauty is a black horse... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon nods quietly to herself. What a wacko. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: this isn't me searching for approval. this is me gloating :-p T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then maybe you shouldn't T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: your turning a bit green shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, that wasn't very funny nor was it nice T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG i'm turning into an ogre again?! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I was doing so well at hiding the real me! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm a princess damnit! not an ogre! it's a curse i swear T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww thanks :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hey there hairy boy. how you doin T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: much better now thanks T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: want me to trace circles in your belly-hair? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm no thanks T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i think i just grossed myself out lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's rather personal T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's a 2nd date type of activity T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'd hope so. can you imagine someone impersonally twirling the hairs in your navel? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: THAT would be awkward T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hey man, don't take this personally but.... *twirl* T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: heh T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's rather disgusting actually T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now i remember why i love this channel so much :D T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i have no concept of appropriate anymore T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: too funny T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: curse is probably the safest place for me T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen looks like she's about to streak! Avert your eyes! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i rarely talk on ftalk anymore....nobody listens to me T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i babble too much nonsense rofl T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: awww lol. i only has 2 friends and a wannabe T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: people are so....serious T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this is a game people!! have fun with it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: flawless victory. you suck. muhahahahaha T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do suck but nobody has complained T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...yet T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: orlly. i'll be the judge of that T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wink shanon T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: .... fail T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm married T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: twice even T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: so... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: yeah, right? the ring doesn't plug the hole you know. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so wanna go out this evening? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: if anything it just makes another one? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry i work tonight T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: time to divorce.... your spouse was 1000 days ago on T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so i can find you at your corner then? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: corner of 5th and maple T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: on the east side T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: 1048 days, 5 hours and 42 minutes ago. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you've been trying to get me to divorce since you met me rofl T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: will you have change this time or should i bring quarters? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: so... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pennies work fine :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: oooooh ass pennies T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: nothing wrong with asking shanon T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or quarters...whatever floats your boat :D T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ass-quarters then? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: crapola, i forgot to restock before i went out to level..... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wonder how many mobs i can kill before i run out of mana T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul pokes SexyButt Shanon in the ribs. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you know its good advice... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my spouse is a great spouse T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my rl hubby...he's ok sometimes T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: a great OLD spouse T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he is older than i am.... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i can identify with that. the girl from last night is 10 years older than me :-p T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: so...'reca T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and my rl hubby is younger than me T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: so... age dont matter... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: brown chicken brown cow! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even if i did divorce my spouse i wouldn't marry you T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well i do have a range i try to stay in but they're more of guidelines T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: cradle snatcher! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: im tired of cp... time to level T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: cradle snatch? eww T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no level for you! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: level time T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my rl hubby is like 3 years younger than me, that's far from a cradle robber lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i keep threatening my husband with trading him in for an 18 yr old. he laughs T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: then you'd hafta teach the 18 year old all kinds of things T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: get them young and teach them right :D T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: like that thing we do that you like T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you know, the twirl T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol i know everything there is to know :P T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: 42 of course T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: sex... lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: mael, you were supposed to let GS prove his omniscience T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oddly enough, he works with a 21 yr old who thinks i'm cute and has joked with my hubby about taking me away from him lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: mrow T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i wasn't paying attention, just happened to see your question :P T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my hubby is so paranoid. he thinks every guy i talk to wants to steal me from him T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no worries. glad someone caught the reference T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls her eyes, disgusted. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i think he secretly wants to share you shanon T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: or he wouldn't bother telling you about it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: he's probing to see how you react T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: he wants a 3sum T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: maybe he wants to watch you and some other dude T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeeewwwww T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: no he just wants another guy T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: don't we all.... *sigh* T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lmfao T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: seriously T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i couldn't do a 3some with 2 guys and me or me, another girl and my hubby T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why the hell not? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there's no way in hell dp would happen. i'm too small!! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: thats nice... one guy. 2 gals T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: that sounds like a challenge T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's why you haz a face T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i would barf if another girl touched me, would be pissed if she touched my man T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus -p T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: psht T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nah you'd find it erotic in a "this is wrong" kind of way T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't play well with others T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't share very well T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: what if it was you and 2 guys? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure... i just know there's not dp going on lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you just hafta practice at it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really don't think i would like watching 2 guys going at it either T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: o gawd barf T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: www.meatspin.com T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not going to go into details...i just know it wouldn't work T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not even going to look mael lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: what, it's a machine that takes ground beef and shapes them like a hot dog, i think it's cool T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: I got into the habit of telling my conservative relatives that I've joined the Lemon Party, and suggest they look into it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: then you freeze the meat, put a condom on it, and you have a frozen dildo T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just use a popsicle for pete's sake T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: bet you are popular at reunions vagus T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ooops T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: back when i was a carpenter i dated this girl for a couple weeks who was REALLY fond of my power tools T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's just nasty! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: put a screwdriver tip first into an electric drill, put condom onto handle of screwdriver, pull trigger of drill T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's just so wrong T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: she can pretend it's meatspin! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: let's just say my tools had a rather interesting smell in the tool bag for a while T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok now THAT is just disgusting T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: why :P T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she needs to wash better if she smells T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i didnt say it was bad smell T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you said interesting... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael's dank vagina smells like wet dog. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: to guys, vagina is an interesting smell T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: and to some girls, too. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: yummy! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: indeed T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: depends on the guy T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and the vagina T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: indeed! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't talk about what i smell or taste like...that's personal info lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wonder if there's a market for Vagina-scented incense T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not ashamed... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fumunda cheese T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh wait...i'm a fat bald guy, i don't have a vagina T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: see i can't keep my lies straight anymore :( T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i met this guy in Houston at a Fetish Ball who was REALLY into girls' knees T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: THAT was scary T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: so what were ya doing at a fetish ball? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lots of things heh T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i was dating a dominatrix at the time and she invited me along T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you date too much lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: let's just say you had to pick your way across the floor carefully T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that was 10 years ago lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 10 years ago i was still with the same guy i am with now!!! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: damn. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we've been together 12 years T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so you're like the baseball glove that fits REALLY well by now i bet T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but no T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm the nagging hubby who wants it every night and he's the bitchy wife who always has a headache T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or some other lame excuse T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's probably mostly dietary T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you'd be surprised how much that can affect things T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: just secretly mix viagra in his food T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't give a rats ass what it is.... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no excuses buddy! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: just out of curiosity...your husband is online atm, does he read/watch the channels that you're talking about him on? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well you should if you want quality sex T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no and he's not there rofl T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: communication is key T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: ic :P T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the lazy bum is still in bed sleeping T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: guys think about pussy 24 hours a day. Hell, you could cut off the top of my head and a million hairy little triangles would jump out and take off running. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i tell him how i feel. i'm not shy about it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: also, regular exercise can greatly increase libido T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i was just wondering if he stayed in quiet mode, or reads it and doesn't care T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: cardiovascular health is the most important thing for guys T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he reads it and doesn't say anything. to me, he doesn't care. he says otherwise T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i only speak the truth and he knows it so what CAN he say? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: he could interject with embarrasing yet hilarious facts about your sex life T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: if he won't satisfy you, then he has no right to complain about you finding it elsewhere T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's what i'd do anyways T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gotta have a sex life first :D T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if he's like Gregory House, he could come up with a fake lie to make you feel bad T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: or say, "im leaving you for a man" T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you madame need a battery-powered friend. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have one T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: can we pool some money and get this woman some satisfaction, aard? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: that's not always enough :P T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: there is no substitute for human interaction T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need the emotional release too lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly mael :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: so have an affair? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so go wake your man up with a BJ and see how eager he is to continue T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: we like being woken up with it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't talk about toys though... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he sleeps through it....been there, done that, wearing the tshirt T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: damn. smack him first T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: or he just pretends to T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why would any guy pretend to sleep through a blow job T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no..he was sleeping T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol you did it wrong T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: not all guys are the same you know :P T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus nods at Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: so that the woman might get brave enough to do something really perverted without any witnesses T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've walked right in front of him naked, STOPPED in front of him and he just looked around me to see the tv T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: time to remarry shanon T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: I hear GhostSoul is available T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've stood next to him naked and he didn't notice. not where he couldn't see me mind you lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've tried kissing him and he's moved to an angle where he can see the screen yet half ass kiss me T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but it's all my fault T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if not Ghostsoul, there's always that Cy Berskin chap. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you sound like an under-loved woman and it makes me sad T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm good :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's just his ideas of "love and affection" are different than mine T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i still think you should just slap him beforehand to get his attention T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i might be just what he likes T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it* T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm at my prime and he's not.....at least that what he tells me T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's a copout. i'll at least be TRYING to please my woman til it don't work at all anymore and probably after that too T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'm tellin you, decreased libido is almost always a result of a decrease in exercise T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: get his heart pumping fast for at least 15 minutes a day for a couple weeks straight and see how he feels T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can take care of myself :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: would you want to make love to a 4'10, fat hairy legged freak? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 901 pounds and bald... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and hairy arm pits...forgot that part T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: hey, if what your pretitle implies is true, why wouldn't they? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not true... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: you lier! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: am now! come on you pansy! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: not* damn i can't type today T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just wearing all that damned drop-eq is a pain T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: mis T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: another useless clan T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you got turned down again? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: oh well it was noPK... what do you expect T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: noPK = waste T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've never applied to a nopk clan. wonder if they'd accept me T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Why not? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my dream is to be a dohbie T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Good reason T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: they take noobs but they dont take R5s T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when i grow up....i'mma be a dohbie T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Not at all. We accept people of any level. We accepted a couple r7s not very long ago. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is nodding her head so wildly you wonder if it will fall off. No, you hope it will. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav tickles SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: not you. crusader T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok i'll stop picking on the dohbies T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can never have any fun :( T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: We love you too, Shanon :) T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gonna go shower now.... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: touch myself in places that shouldn't be talked about T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: should be talked about on this channel T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my rl hubby is friends with a dohbie leader...or was a dohbie leader T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just can't remember who he is. starts with an m, no a p, no....i dunno T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i like nimwit... T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: magmus, yes that's it T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, i didn't realize dohbie's knew how to use curse channel T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from Jhav in utter terror and horror! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav grins evilly at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo mutters something quietly to himself. T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude tosses Aldo up in the air, he loves it! T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey aldo T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: i can swear i was sleeping T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: when guys taking chemotherapy for cancer have their hair fall out and go bald, do they lose their eyebrows and their pubic hair too? T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: yes T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude waves a large bright cyan sign reading "OK !!" T3/r3/2011-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow my neighbor is fucking playing that screaming porn again T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: hi T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: any bitchs ? T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stick it Inicus raises his hand. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: i am moody at times T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stick it Inicus: I'm a bitch, if it involves you cybering about the size of your penis with me. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: i never knew advisors wer allowed to swear T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stick it Inicus: It's the curse channel... T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: I know but its new to me T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zylias: helpers/advisors have the same rules on language as everyone else, i believe T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: how come a helper can be on level 1 T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: why not? T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: person is good T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: wats so special about imms T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: help imm T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: that should be self explanatory T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: i get fucking webbed for the first time 1 level before i get dissolve.....grrrrr T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: and i only have 360 tnl T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: what a long day of waiting on assholes T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: damit this water is fucking dangerous.... filthy shit... one sip of potch water will make you shit your lungs out T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: damn, the slaughter house is a really messy place T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fucking boar ima kill it next level T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fuck jisis T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i've been sitting across this hot mexican-american girl all morning here in Reception and i looked up a moment ago and realized she's not wearing any panties with her skirt :) T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I had a great imaginary morning as well T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: though not so great as to erratically press the shift key to start random words in my sentences. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: fuck yeah T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FUUUUCK I HAD GQ MOBS LEFT T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: help friend T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: 2 T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FUUUUCK I HAD 2 GQ MOBS LEFT T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: fuck indeed T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: after 27 ticks? good job T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: almost my second gq T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: atleast im trying T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Fucking try harder. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Try harder. And more quietly. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: the thing i like about gquest, is the 3qp per gq mob T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Massacrer Macbeth: omgosh. epic. jexebelle that was funny T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol i kill all of them so people have to wait for repop T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: i remember a lvl 1 gquest with 20 mobs, lol 20x3= 60qp and gq reward T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Yesterday, the 1-8 was 21 mobs and 25qp reward. 88qp total. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: nice T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: i wanna fuck my pc T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I think you're looking at too many porn sites. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: Bad Religion - I love my computer T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen runs her hands over a giant Baron's body, slowly stripping away the clothing... T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: What the fuck is piles T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: piles of dicks T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: its a anal condition brought on by homosexual sex T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: mad good times T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: funny that...since women can get piles too T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: women have anal sex too T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: not enough T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: true, but its not just anal sex that causes it T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: i know. constupation T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: over eating causes piles T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: especially if you ate lots of PF Chengs T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: and bread with peanut butter. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: i have a puppy T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: anyone who can speak german? T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -|Cabal|- Hodor: ... I wonder why this is in curse..... T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: fuck? T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: so that you can comment on it. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: curse is like gossip for the cool people T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: but people like to swear here T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: penis T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: penis isn't a swear, for fuck's sake T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: prick, maybe T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred hopes he can make it to questor without sucking too much dick on the way. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cringe as you see Mandred eating a fat dick with some ketchup. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: get off my deck T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: fuckedoodeldoo T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -|Cabal|- Hodor: I want a cuss channel, where "hell" changes into "heck" etcet T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: penis is a word dickless pussies use. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred: fuck up T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred informs Mr. Donate Maxx that Daoine is not Pyre. he needs to look for sex elsewhere. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: in the words of the late George Carlin "it's ok to prick your finger, but don't you finger your prick" T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: all the men in the world finger their pricks. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all girls finger their vagina too so what's the diff? T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: well, he Carlin said it, it was part of his 7 words you can't say on television. So in one sentance you can say prick , in the other you can't T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyAuriel: girls doing it is sexier T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: like a Dj spinning records T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: cuttin' it up on the turn tables T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul just got a face full of Shameful Dugrant's balls! T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: BALLS T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) a proud warhorse just got a face full of Shameful Dugrant's balls! T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: leave my horse alone T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: well played sir. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek grins evilly. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: why is this rated x? T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck! T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no fucking idea T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: oh really is that why T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my guess is because people fucking curse T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: well when i think of people cursing i dont think of it being rated x T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: people do naughty things here too T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm pretty sure it has something to do with your mom. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is licking her lips with a stupid look on her face; is she going to masturbate? T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol that's funny T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: wow T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: She's a real piece of work. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: she really is T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i'm speshul T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Serebro just called SexyButt Shanon an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: sound like it T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon puts on her helmet T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: no one hardly ever uses this channel T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: heal T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: still nothing going on on this channel T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well all have friend lists and clan channels to harass T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Serebro snickers softly. T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: hehehe T3/r3/2011-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and a spouse if you're lucky T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mandred goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fucking bitches jises those seals are bullshit T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eleksis's Remarto laughs at GhostSoul mercilessly. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FUCKITTTTTTT T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: this fucking spellup plugin keeps spamming Timer function "display_timer" not found or had a previous error. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: This is fucking anfield dont bring your manchester scum here T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Guy of Gisbourne rapidly nods twice at Ryu, in complete agreement. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: I f$ing can't believe this s$. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Feel free to curse explicitly T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you can curse explicitly here all you like :P T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Samar: a $ b T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: So you're staying that "f%$#ing" is not explicit? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Samar: a $i T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia says '' T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: too explicit for gossip :P T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Samar: my comunication log is .. (Curse) Ilia: I f T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: anyone wanna help with this fucken goal? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: I fucking love cheerios. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: lol T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: Where's the fucking RP? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: RIP RP T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: God damn roleplay channel T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan is mutters to himself, "trolololololololololololololo." T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: shut the fuck up T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan screams "trololololololololololololololololololo" at Barney the Loser. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: fucking shit man T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Is the shit to be fucked molded into a cute statue? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: in the shape of a vagina....a shitty shitty vagina T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm cute, but not a statue. i've been told i'm full of shit too T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: gag T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: there are there types of people -- dicks, pussies and assholes. now dicks like to fuck pussies, but they also fuck assholes. pussies like to whine a bitch about being fucked by dicks, and assholes...well they like to shit on stuff sometimes. now sometimes dicks, they fuck too much... but dicks didn't fuck pussies and especially assholes once in awhile, then all of our dicks and pussies would just be covered in shit. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: Tlaloc dd you go to training to become a helper? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have brown eyes!! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: nah, I'm a jackass naturally, but there were doxuments to read and a helper guide book. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: I'm even a good aligned jackass at the moment T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: whats you alignment T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: 2500 T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i can't be full of shit if my eyes are green...can i? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: shanon i tought your eyes were pink T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wrong place sweetie T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: eew T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Just means you drink too much blue mountain dew if you're shit is green T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: what if your shit is blue? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio laughs out loud. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes change colors. sometimes brown, sometimes green, sometimes both brown and green T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: people would tell me i'm full of shit all the way up to my big brown eyes T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but they're not always brown... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: what if your pinis gets stuck inside your bed while you sleep face down T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ow T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why would you even think about such a thing? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: yeah ow T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i suggest you not sleep face down T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unless you have a woman under you T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus is agreeing with that Princess Shanon person again... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: than my blankets a meter high T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unless you're a "big guy" then i suggest you don't sleep face down so you don't squish the woman T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: a meter high? u like the fatties eh T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hey! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fatties need love too! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: but they have to pay T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Legend of Venomangel crying about how long it's been since he's had a good Boner Time. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i will never be loved T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus wuv Princess Shanon. Aww, how coot. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio sings "wuv is in the air" to Princess Shanon, she obviously needs more wuvvin. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn that princess shanon!! she steals all my love! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio tries to smother himself. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: curse this handsome face:'( T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Mother fucking corss of a rabid whore and a cross eyed goat! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Damn auction didn't tell me I was overbid T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you don't have to curse at me like that :( T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc licks SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yes, save that talk for the corner. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel runs his hands over SexyButt Shanon's body, slowly stripping away the clothing... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: yeah you dont need to T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, talk dirty to me in the hotel room while i'm working my corner T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio cradles Princess Shanon in his arms and kisses her cheek. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc flings blackberries at her mouth. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles at Tlaloc's actions. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Open the door, get on the floor, AND EVERYONE WALK THE DINOSAUR! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so short it already looks like i am on the floor.... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Then proceed to walk the dinosaur! :D T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can't make me T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Find a youtube link and post it on the music channel for us? :) T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: NO YOU T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Will do T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: i love you,you love me barney gave me hiv it started with a hug but barney wanted more i got raped by a dinosaur T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not rape if you're willing sweetie T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pats Rogerio on his head. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: then Barney gave you a tattoo that said "You've been eaten, bitch." T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Posted in the music channel xD T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I don't even if its the right link xD T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: lol i was not willing T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio hears a small lolsack's death cry T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: sex cry* T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: struggle cuddle? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pupping is kinda fun T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: sex cry? Wow when you have sex you cry for your mom? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: wierdo T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: so is dogging T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've cried when having sex :( T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: I only cry for my mom when I have a gun and I miss her. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: girls are quite...expressive...sexually T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Improper Noun: were you having sex with an onion? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's so mood-breaking for a guy whose been with a girl who cries during sex T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Green Onion. It was his first time. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! how did you know it was an onion?! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they laugh, cry, scream, moan, and flail like they're having a seizure. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i only cried because it fucking hurt!! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winces in agony. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Improper Noun: well im sleeping with a potato, and you know.... they talk T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hmm ur doing it wrong? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I didn't know that they talked, but they do have eyes T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no he was T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Too much gritty kitty in the KY? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: mmmm gritty kitty T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Some people like it that way T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: Jek's gonna be mad...he dates the potatoes. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: have him pull the scabs off next time T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't go into details T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: need to show that dude wuts up T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: How did he do sex wrong? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: he dd it with a chicken becous he saw the balls by the chin T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Rule 27: If it exists, somebody can do it wrong. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus is agreeing with that Shameful Dugrant person again... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Bring it to rule 35 aqnd make us art of it! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You're doing doing it wrong wrong. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Two wrongs make an incredibly wrong. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: there's no such thing as wrong, just doing it right in a way someone else disagrees with. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KeetenEatr Delerious is agreeing with that Shameful Dugrant person again... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KeetenEatr Delerious: Unless the two wrongs are choking and anal sex - then it makes it very, VERY right :-P T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KeetenEatr Delerious blinks innocently. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Donkey punch. So wrong and yet so right. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KeetenEatr Delerious: Exactly! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: ballkicking is probably a better example... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I donkey punch myself during anal sex. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KeetenEatr Delerious: Or sex with a baby is wrong, and sex with an evil person is wrong, but sex with an evil baby is right! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KeetenEatr Delerious rolls on the floor laughing at Shameful Dugrant's antics! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: are you double jointed? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: You seem way too interested in that information Stutzy T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i feel a bit lost T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: It's a pretty common feeling 'round these parts. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: problem is that mormons have multiple wives, not husbands T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wow... mus T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: mis even. typing fail today T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I don't like to eat cheeseburgers. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus is agreeing with that Shameful Dugrant person again... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hump them T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ageha: you dont cum on a cheeseburger before you eat it? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: bacon is better on babies? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so nice n warm T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Nope, I don't have sex with a cheeseburger before I eat it! :D T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no wonder you think broadway is better than movies. Do you like soy, too? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant wuv Dokkar. Aww, how coot. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: You try so hard Dokkar. Keep on truckin! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Lets all camn down here and fuck this kitten. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you take that back, Dugrant! I don't try at all, you hear me? Not at all! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: It's been so long since I've had pussy. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh me too! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i haven't had pussy in years T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant enthusiastically high-fives SexyButt Shanon! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Lol, noobs T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Do you prefer the male backdoor or somehting? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: sheesh, you guys know that all them chink places are open 6 days a week, right? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: something* T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I'm in daoine, of course I like it backdoor! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Your own? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh backdoor, yes i love back door T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Whomever's. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what's back door? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix takes careful aim, and lashes his belt across SexyButt Shanon's bare rear end. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: It's the place at the back of your house where you can go out into the yard. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix "accidentally" Doinks SexyButt Shanon in the Pooper and grins. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Starphoenix. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Sometimes there's a sliding glass door there. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Oh yuz, fapfapfap T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: well, you know that bangbus clip where the girl and the guy are going at it like rabbits and then the guy slips out and pistons into the wrong hole? It's like that. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I had a motor do that once. Had to buy a new car. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl durgant T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no dokkar never seen that clip, got a link? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg you made me laugh out loud irl T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant bows deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not handy, lemme see if I can find it. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus :-p we aim to please T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Please hookers. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Hookers can't be pleased. They have professional detachment. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Lies, I have proof, been there done that. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Oh! When were you a hooker? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: http://www.xvideos.com/video580763/oops_wrong_hole T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Not to long ago actually, yesterday I blew a dog for an eightball T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Sounds fun! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Yes, it was... luckily my dealer had chosen a female dog this time T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I guess hairs in the teeth are better? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i shave T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I was referring to the dog T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I shave others to prevent that problem. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I do not shave the animal before doing said action, I enjoy flossing while eating T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Welp, the Toddler just woke up from his nap. Everyone keep the banal sexual bantar going in my absence. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Does this toddler have the pedobear stamp of approval? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: well, if you wanted floss, you could've put a thong on it T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: your teeth gotta be pretty fucked up already to floss with a thong unless it's made of fishing string T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I floss my teeth with jew intestines. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fat girls can't wear thongs...that's why i don't own any anymore T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: is that why your breath smells like shit? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you don't own fat girls anymore? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's just shallow T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just because they can't wear thongs? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: jeez shanon, what a new low T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: even for you T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: fat girls can wear them, yes. Doesn't mean they should, but they believe they can almost as strongly as they believe in God. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: liar! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, I've seen the pictures. The internet is like Walmart, you can get anything there. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm short and pleasantly plump....i don't do sexy lol T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: how is everyone doing today T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm still alive...guess that's a good thing T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sick, evil grin, SexyButt Shanon runs up to Shameful Dugrant and pants him. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: that was cruel T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i tripped! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nice boxers btw :) T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: hahaha T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pink suits you well :D T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: boob! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: You are all my whores, Justin Bieber is amazing. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Meh. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: Justin Bieber was a waste of sperm. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: meh? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: just beiber sounds like rihanna T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Rihanna is my bitch T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Guess I'm just not that excited about sperm T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: im not that excited about it either T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I don't know that Bieber is a waste of sperm. I'd consider filling him up a couple of times. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You have to stop filling your mom up first. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: too salty T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: It's too difficult to cook with. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I stopped filling my mom up when your dad took over her job. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Took you a while to think that one up, huh? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Just wasn't watching curse that closely, and besides, I'm distracted. Your dad's sucking now. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: there's a term for that T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You should try getting it on with Vag over there. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: the perfect reply in afterthought... it's a french phrase, can't remember it T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I be he'd like it. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling points excitedly at Lost Vagus! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: apparently now im the mud gigalo T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just the mud's fuck bitch T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Don't confuse the two T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wow. eat a dick :) T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Your mom is free this early in the day? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle blinks innocently at Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: starling is tired of being the bitch so hes trying to pass on the title T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: lol T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Well, you moan like a bitch... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: respond T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and whimpers like a 14 year old crackwhore it's probably a bitch. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: seriously this ought to be great, what makes what you said ok but me responding a personal attack? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: let me strap in T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im ready T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Honey, you'll have to strap some gear on first, no? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: enlighten me T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chron: i think he may be gone T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is either in love with Dr Jek or she just wants to fuck him. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Skull grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Skull: just remeber that his penial warts are ribbed for YOUR pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts moaning. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: The warts are part of the jail system? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Skull is agreeing with that Juxtaposed Jexebelle person again... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon flexes her muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Dr Jek. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek fondly fondles SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant SexyButt Shanon. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Don't feed the attention whores. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Juxtaposed Jexebelle. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Dr Jek. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Gohaan and a proud warhorse are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for a proud warhorse's pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: what are you doing with my horse? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: ? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that was your horse?! T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, my bad T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: cock? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: face? T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zdragon: yeah a warhorse T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: cock T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uh oh...my cellphone is dying T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek says, 'COCKFAG.' You start giggling uncontrollably. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan informs Dr Jek that Daoine is not Pyre. he needs to look for sex elsewhere. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You can also play aard from pcs. It's actually recommended. If you want to stick around and become a good palyer someday you might want to look at downloading a client onto your home computer T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: poor jek T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon steps between Dr Jek and the danger without a thought to her own safety. T3/r3/2011-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: i hate that fucking stanky leg song.....i hate the people that made it T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I have dicknipples, and yes they ARE shitting. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: That's what she said.... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you want fries with that T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: that tickles T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: "Fish" and chips please... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: vag T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: anyone wanan tongue punch my terd cutter? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: You're sick. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: its the aids o_o T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: rim job T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: whats wrong with a lil a2m T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: Why not just shove a cucumber up there too? Make it a turd-salad T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: curry vag discharge batch of muffin butter T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: This one time, I was fucking my mother, then she pooed, and it was really liquidy, and it got into her vagina.... She got a massive infection T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: were you hoping for a brother? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You have led a horrifying life. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: A shitty one, if that... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what would he call you? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: yeah i cleaned out her vag afterward with my foot T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: so she gazmed T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: vaginal cheese is good on a salad....tastes kinda like goat cheese T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: never heard it reduced to gazmed before lol ty T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: dick cheese* T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: It's called Famunda Cheese T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: gunt butter T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: brother + dad = what?.... brad? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: Better than mom + daughter...... maughter? dom? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hey dom, how are you T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: the ole rutter the brother to slaughter the fathers daughter T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dutch rudder your brother? dude thats just wrong T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: especially don't do a doublt dutch rudder with your brother you're going straight to gay hell T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what the hell are we even talking about here jesus you guys T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you disgust me T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: ur mother said the same T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: Oh whatever, you love it ... shut the hell up. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea i know T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: It's like watching your dad fuck your mom while your brother whacks off in the corner.... REALLY fucked up but for SOME reason, you can't help but at LEAST look... if not respond... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Inb4 shitstorm T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: wheres the sister? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: In her room watching gay porn. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: hahaha T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: Girls are weird T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: family values ftw T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I thought grampa did the sister ages ago. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: No ... your cousin did but no one talked about it because now you have a new cousin/sister..... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yaaaaay T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: grats Spank! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: look spellups in honor of Spanks new cousin/sister! yaaaay! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: Spank has a new couster.... or sisin? Maybe Cister?? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks dances a stumbling, drunken jig to some unheard tune..step away from the drunkard... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: omfg cister eww T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: this is my Cister Festerine T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: riki tiki tavi aint chucklin at the thought of me fighting him now T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: that hes dead lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: do something rude to his corpse T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: like fuck it? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: give it incorrect change T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: ill short him a dime and see if he notices T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: This one time I put a dime bag of crack up my ass... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: how'd that work out for u T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: taint T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: fuckin nag T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: knumb his bum T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: It was horrible, I tryed to inject crystal meth into my eyeball after T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: i use to save the crystals from javax bottles you know the crystal build up that forms under the cap T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: a hyenas chomp decimates me?? shit my fireball fuckin liquidated his ass T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: good shit T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: show me your squirrel covers T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: u should try snortin coke off of your dead mothers ass after killin and then rapin her T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wow T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: godo shit T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: can i pass T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: nope u cant T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im gonna pass on that option T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im passing T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I used to snort my cats piss dryed up and mixed with liquid ammonia before..... Holy shit, amazing rush T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: wow...psychopath in the making T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: who needs eyeballs? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: not my mom T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: fuckin hannible lector here T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: try some adrenachrome T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: shes dead :D T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yay T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i said that last bit in zoidburgs voice T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Ive shot adrenochrome into my dick, made it turn black and I had to get it amputated T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so how do you peeeee T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: through his mouth T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: through the hole i poked in my bladded above my asshole T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: there is a small hole I cut to my bladder with a box cutter T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: bladder* T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: he certainly shits through his keyboard T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: sometimes i bleed T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: does that make me atheist? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: do you want it to T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: only if i dont have to be mormin sure T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im sorry T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I am a Catholic T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KeetenEatr Delerious: 0h 15 T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hows that workin out for ya T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: im not drinkin any more misty potions i find anymore >.< T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: but yet ur cut holes in ur bladder above ur face , i mean asshole T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: no worries they are easily confused T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: yay. im cursed and cant recal and im surrounded by nags T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: fuckin misty potion T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sucks to be you T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Wooot bitches, I just made a cast chart so I dun have to remember spells numbers XD T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Make an alias T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: fuck!!!! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG It's Aleks: That's what she said... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: they are gay! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: because penises are disallowed T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You slap that in a lucid sentence and add a bit more information and you're gold T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm gay too! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: they use tentacles because they got no dick T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon does the happydance with everyone ! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Men fantasize about cocks all the time... they want bigger... more... blah blah... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's so true! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel laughs out loud. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my hubby talks about it all the time, makes me wonder if he's gay T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: was that a possible answer? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't go around fantasizing about pussy, wanting bigger or more T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: hmmm.... thats makes so much sense T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Nah, you just get it. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: O.o Not so obviously at least T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok so maybe i want a little bigger T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: being tight hurts sometimes T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia pets SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: haha T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow, what a conversation to have right before i go to work T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: men fantize about bigger cocks and woman fantize about bigger breasts.... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck that! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: that uniform must be squezing your pussy T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: I think my breasts are perfect. Its the MEN that fantasize about bigger breasts T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to give mine away T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Like I said. They want BIGGER BIGGER everything. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't wear a uniform T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel laughs out loud. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: yeah, and real men fantasize about cocks T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a nanny for a couple who have 4 kids. though i only watch 3 because the oldest is in school T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: bigger(fatter) woman? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Kiura, come to recall to collect your prize money T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Cocks and titties. Throw a man into a pool of those and he'll die happy. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 3 yr, 2yr, 1 yr and a newborn in april T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: watch the one whose at school he mite be skombeling T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Well. Nigerians believe the fatter a woman is the better. Means she's well looked after or something. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: If you have a skinny wife you're a bad husband! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'M MOVING TO NIGERIA!!!! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: while we are at it, why do women think that men want women with lips that look like they have been beaten up? (some women) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm only 4'10 and weigh way to much for my height T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: hmm,should rename this to phone sex or porn talk T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Lol.. I have no idea... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I have an awesome personality though. that's what makes me cute :D T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia pets SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: so they got big lips to suck their pussy T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Are you retarded? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes i am, why do you ask? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: i want your candy T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only my hubby is allowed to have my candy T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: and this nonsense about women not obsessing over their breasts and such? Bullshit! Who is driving the cosmetic surgery industry? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he told me so... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: you want the nanny's candy?! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Women. Who have men behind them going... i wish you had bigger love pillows T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want smaller breasts T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: i am reminded of the porn i recently seen that had an anorexic girl T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe then guys will notice my beautiful green eyes.... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Bullshit again...blame it on men. How immature. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: was on the edge of my seat T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You never watch porn with chicks T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: she was sooo thin i thought she would break in two.... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Wtf has age got to do with it O.o T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Lol jex T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: nah,you just read porn with them:P T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: why not watch porn with chicks? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Maturity can have things to do with your mental development regardless of age. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: How goddamn busted would you have to be to log into old school text games and talk yourself up as hot? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Twink sex *nod* T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Don't they have tube tops or truck stops anymore? They were good enough in my day... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia goes to Grizzler, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ladies and germs, i have to get to work. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: the Glory Hole is an antiquated concept, unfortunately T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Not according to xnxx.com... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: taa taa T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: xnxx is like wikipedia, you gotta take your facts with a grain of salt T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You saw that salt tag too? Fucked up. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: all up in the urethra....:/ T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: anyone want to play lasertag with me? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: wtf? when i run q complete instead of q request it wont give me qps! why bother! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: durrrr T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: also selling starling, slightly used T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Milk? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: can use him for milk or for meat ) otherwise useless ))) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia: Starling Steak? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alluring Armenia goes, 'Nom nom nom'. What's she eating? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: btw nothing personal! i believe in Starling) if there will be an open doh leader vote, count on me, im all yours ) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: wait. did i say cunt? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia giggles. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia: You did! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: help polocies for information on personal attacks T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: I did? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: And general information on rules and how to be a well socialized player. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: really nothing personal ) i dont know starling) if he s offended, im sorry T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia: Eh... Whats with the brackets? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Jexebelle is suggesting being well socialized? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia nods at Spank. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo spanks Spank playfully. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Thanks for coming to fuck with me :) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: that sucked! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I know this about Starling - He's got the nicest rack of any guy I've ever met. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia: Lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Gun rack? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: memoria! i thought he s like t0 sc!! t9 hell ))) how many years passed ) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: All manner of rack. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia: Waldo? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: dildo! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: wtf ) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia: O.o Oh. Broken smileys? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He's not all there. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia: I see. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia pets Aldo. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo eyes Democratic Armenia up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Hi Starl... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler screams, "OW! She fucking bit me again!" T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling bites Grizzler on the neck! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan bites Starling on the neck! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: damn! all the oldfags biting here and there) clear the way for real newbs! not that we bite, but still T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: #gag Aldo T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan forces a gag into Aldo's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Excellent suggestion. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: idk, this channel makes some laugh, not always a good one though ) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: i thought you got gagged :( now im sad T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: hmm, can send me some cookies, surely that ll make me silent! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: sure T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan gallantly tips his hat to Aldo. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo mutters something quietly to himself. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo thinks that he should shut the fuck up, the rest of us agree. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: i gave you cookies so shut up T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: not fair! only one cheap batch of cookies))) though you ll give at least 2-3 of em ) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan mutters something quietly to himself. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: ok i allready love you! ciao ))) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: I hope thats enough to shut you up T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: Finaly T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: wtf its profitable! 1 hour of silence for 1 batch of cookies guaranteed! btw that my fucking bots ad, so doesnt count for a silence breach! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Bot? Nuke. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: NUKE HIM T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan wishes Aldo would get nuked so he could move up on rank 1. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan glares at Aldo for a moment before BANNING him from the mud! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aldo: silly you ) T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan pulls down his pants and eats his own FAT DICK!!! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Mael. Cockfag. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: cock fang? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimamatl Gohaan Teoyaomqui just joined Xunti. Wonder who he was before.. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: why does fucking glibc take so long to fucking emerge. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fucking dammit T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: fuck, if I remort again the levels just get longer :| T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I just walked into the effing sliding glass door and smashed my face!!!! RAWR! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: that was dumb T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Agreed. Everyone laughed cept moi. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: god dammit why the fuck didnt you drop a key T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sick, evil grin, SexyButt Shanon runs up to Dr Jek and pants him. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon points excitedly at Dr Jek! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav gasps as he realizes what SexyButt Shanon did. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon cackles gleefully at Dr Jek. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: rude sir! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not a sir T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i'm not rude, i'm Shanon T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: make up your mind T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh right, i'm a guy huh? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: The name Rude is available for use. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Hmm T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: heh T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eventually i'm going to make an alt, i can't think of a name though T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: RudeBoy? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: Sexybutt T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i thought about mijit T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: then you can have Shanon as a pretitle T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just cuz it's funny T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i could name it MyAlt T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: This one time, I was fucking my cat in the ass (female cat) And I didn't use enough lube.... stretched and tore the cats asshole, I don't know what to do.... I'm scared of going to the vet as they might find my semen in there.... WHAT DO?! :( T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this one time, at band camp..... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: What's the difference between a lesbian and a porter house steak? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: This was at christian camp, it was my cabin's cat T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no idea spank T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's too awful. I can't repeat it. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You started this T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: FINISH IT T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what's the difference between a rooster and a whore? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Speaking of cats, has anyone ever seen that animal with a cunt in the middle of its back? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a rooster says "cockadoodle doo" a whore says "any cock will do" T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, you mean a zebra T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: No, I mean a police horse. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're so bad spank T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon spanks Spank playfully. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Okay, I'll say it. I don't piss on my steak before I shove my knife in it. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's bad T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: very very bad T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no nookie for you! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you may not, but she does. It's why girls insist on toilet paper. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ladies, i must get beauty sleep T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not kidding either! if you knew what i looked like, you'd agree with me T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, i look better than you do. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and i sleep less. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's true T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's why i need more sleep T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: sounds kinda creepy, he know show much you sleep. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: trying to catch up with you T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but i also prefer the taste of blood to alcohol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i think blood is more rejuvenating than sleep T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Agreed my brother. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: she's like a mutt. All cute and cuddly, and so full of personality that it's so worth it to pass up hot bikini models for her. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have blood, but i like it INSIDE my body best T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwwwww T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: wait, I didn't offend you, did I? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not at all T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: last time I did something like this the girl took offense at me comparing her picture to a German olympian. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do have a pretty awesome personality lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mutts need love too!! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: though my dog is a purebred princess but still T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Shannon has two very large personalities that precede her everywhere. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: BOOBIES!!! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar i've never met a german olympian T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i met a canadian olympian once. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and i met 2 american olympians T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but never ever a german olympian. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that german olympic female judo chick that got the gold looked like she was cute in her 20s T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've met myself on numerous occasions. i'm impressed each and ever time too T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon i met a lady at a bus stop once that told me she had 7 seperate distinct personalities T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and that she lost time T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: freaky T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, the bus service exists for people like that T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really do need beauty sleep though T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Is that all? My ex wife had 60 fucking personalities, and I couldn't find one that liked me. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon no, you need a spa with a mud bath T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they were a force to be reckoned with in the 80s, I think. Jokes were made concerning what was really inside their tights. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: there's a really good one in colorado. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can ask mars...he'll tell you. i get really really ugly if i don't have my beauty sleep T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You should have tried to get to know them when they weren't fucking? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, are you far from colorado? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm in wv atm T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Nobody likes to be interupted at work... T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. are you far from berkeley springs? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: Ok. are you closer to virginia, pennsylvania, or kentucky? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know i'm far from my bed T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, i usually sleep better if its not my own bed ? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuuuummmmm i don't know that either T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think ky T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. k T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: in that case. ... there is a decent spa in missouri, and 2 in wv. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you just need to ask them if they use mud or volcanic clay ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes! burn my ugliness off! T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just don't hurt my pretty eyes. they're the only thing i have going for me lol T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I sometimes burn my dick cheese untill it is ashes, then I snort it T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, you are praising your eyes... but they are the root of your problems T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that's SO human of you ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well duh! I'm human T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ....i think T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah pretty sure i'm human T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blows kisses at no one in particular. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be on tomorrow T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's a promise, not a threat T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking questor keeps giving me low qp T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and this time he gave me 16 and a trivia T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking questor T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: it all averages out to the same T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not when you divide by zero T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: if you divide everything by zero it does T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, some things you can't divide by zero T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: put some 18 inch rims on tha motha fucka T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheni: need more then that, every rapper says that T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: roflrofl T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or use the google channel if you have lyrics T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: i will figure this out T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: www.google.com T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheni: 18s are old school, so it must be semi old. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i saw someone put 2 and a half foot wheels to an amc once... rather i saw the amc afterwards T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: found it T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheni: just rap a little more for us... *snicker* T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: fuck shit stack... reggie watts T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking roy orbison tattoos on the ass of a football coach in the waterboy co-starring fariza bulk T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: language is very very nsfw T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: who swears more, truckers, priests, or sailors? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: I was a sailor... I would say truckers T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's the fucking nuns, fucking asswipe nuns pissing all over the church floor. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or altar boys, whom after being sexually molested by priests and sailors, become truckers because with their damaged psyche, no other company will hire them? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: or the federal budget comittee T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ocho: ouch T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: priests do altar boys, nuns do porn. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, and bicycles? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Nuns piss in the holy water, and don't think they don't. T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, they don't. you can drink it, it's purer than evian... imagine if the pope started selling bottled hoyl water T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: haha T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: where did you think holy water CAME from? T3/r3/2011-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hell, Jesus probably even invented Miracle-Gro when he pissed on a bush. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: imagine you were a nun T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh... the priest was eating flesh in sin city T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that's creepy T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: blood is one thing, but flesh gets dirty... T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude shivers uncomfortably. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: meh my fucking qmobs have attacked me on my last 2 quests T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furia: they're just helping you out :) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lol fergie and a pedophile in the news? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what's next... qaddafi and al gore? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: the gauntlet just fucking sucks period. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: just hunt dragon? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furia: what if you don't have hunt? :) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rebuild to a wolfen :P T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: vampiredude, are you stupid? You think I am going to duel 90+lvls diff? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furia: not the best choice for a PC warrior. and changing this will take a few remorts :) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grizzlers, two questions at once? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: too much for you I know, like Bush, one at a time T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furia: Grizzler, there's no need to actually go into the dragon's room. hunting the dragon takes you to the exit of the maze T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: besides, i was busy considering getting facebook so i could friend a pig, as seen at 1771.org T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Try sending tells if you're speaking just to one person. It's much easier. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: ^^ always fucking complaining T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: can we take this to mxit? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: and thanks for killing the dragon shithead T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Of course. Any you can type 'channels' to see a list of all the channels open to you T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow sir chirstopher lee has a fucking nightmarish face T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: thats the sort of thing you hope ugly chicks are imagining when they masturbate T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: (wikipedia has a photo of him) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ( i'd feel sorry for a good guy being masturbated to by an ugly chick) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: (but an ugly guy... that seems ok) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking ugly that sir cristopher lee is T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: he's fucking in the guiness book of world records not for ugliness but for acting roles. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia: What the fuck are you on about? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: so did venomangel and jexebelle go back to mxit? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: stfu T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: lol T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: said go there because i dont have it on! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: you suck T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Democratic Armenia looks smugly at Grizzler and screams, "NO U!11 Grizzler!!" in her most classy voice, You are gripped by an urge to join in. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You can cut annoying players who people who you think tend to spam out of your open channels by using the ignore function T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Type 'ignore (name)' and they won't show up T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: good idea jexebelle, then you can quit whining T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: not enough ignore slots:P T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Depending on the client you're using you can also gag them T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: somehow I'm not surprised. She complains everytime she is not in the conversation. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Or just rotate out ignore spots as needed. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey is there anyone who fucking speaks swedish that can tell me a quick question, i saw a vampire movie recently and i wanted to ask what a word was T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Tech can probably help you with gags. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel points excitedly at someone's crotch! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: I would ignore you Jexe, but I like seeing you whine ;) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: never a fucking swede around when you need one T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe i could email the swedish consulate. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel points excitedly at Juxtaposed Jexebelle's crotch! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: venomangel no, the real consulate... not just where they hang out T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: that was good T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Travectan: even i gotta hop in and say ooooooooooh lol T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler wishes people would only talk about what he wants on public channels forever! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grizzler, try asking necroshine to sing ' what a girl wants' on music T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Sounds like a trap! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: shit, you just made that other old song pop back in my head again. I have no idea why, I haven't heard it in years T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: solid, solid as a rock (if you know it, your screwed now too!) T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: running against the wind? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: solid like a rock... not as a rock? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: solid in the way that a rock is solid, not solid to the same degree T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking canadian red ensign T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: hell, I don't know. I haven't heard it in many years. But, that tune came back for some stupid reason. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm afraid we're losing the distinction between 'as' and 'like'. Can you delineate that difference for us. What would be the difference between "solid like a rock" and "solid as a rock?" Please explain. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Ah. In this case it's about the degree of seperation from the objects being compared, isn't it? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Like, he went all like "Oh sure", and then she was all like "I'm sure you asshole" and he was all like "Fuck you, you little twat" and she was all like "Your mother." T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So would 'as' be more appropriate in the sentence above? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Where you used like? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Like, yeah. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Wow, I just tried to google it. There is literally a spamming of songs using both like and as. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: thats cause people pay for songs T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its not like porn where they find it for free T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking porn. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking pornographic fucking. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I don't know the name of the song, but the asshole songwriter keeps rhyming the phrase "for you and I." Jesus, couldn't he find words to rhyme with "for you and me?" T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Oh English majors, are you for or agin' splitting the infinitive? Purists say 'NO! Never!' More lenient interpretations allow for it as in "to boldly go" as in Star Trek. What do you think? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: purists don't say no never. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: the idea that you shouldn't split infinitives isn't a real rule T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it's because you can't split infinitives in latin and some prescriptive assholes a few centuries ago decided that meant you shouldn't split them in english T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: all presciptivists are assholes, espically the ones from a few centuries ago T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: According to Richard Bailey, the prohibition does not come from a comparison with Latin, and the belief that it does is part of the folklore of linguistics.[38] T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: snicker, possibly T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh cool... the boodles.org website doesnt seem to have any request to not be hacked printed anywhere on the page T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ok, that's all well and good, but in ordinary speech, can you identify the word that splits the infinitive more often than any other word? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 'the' T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it's still some prescriptive assholes :P T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude spanks Spank playfully. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: probably 'not' ? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude performs a glottal stop. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude burps loudly. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish performs a full stop. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude breathes out vapor trails of Root Beer. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I believe 'not' is second. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: VampireDude VD Venereal Disease VD......conicidence.....I think not T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude continues exhaling. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude ceases to exhale vapor trails of Root Beer. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude says 'pardon me.' T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Anyone? Anyone? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Debating english in fucking curse, what next? hehe T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I want to say boldly :D:D T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then boldly go where no man has gone before. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The word that splits the infinitive in common speech more than any other word is FUCKING! That's right guys, It's time to fucking go! or I have to fucking read three chapters for my test tomorrow! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: citation needed T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: fucking a T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, nope. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: spank, yep. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: in those sentences fucking is used as a flavoring particle or intensifier T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: more like the german ja. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: flavor T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Regardless of how it's used, it splits the infinitive. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank no it doesn't. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: by the way, did you notice how that song about making me play the fool up in here, up in here, fails to utilize hyperbole, although its lyrics seem to suggest it could have a fit? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: spank it does. to go, to read, to anything. Any word between 'to' and the verb is splitting the infinitive. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i disagree. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i believe in modulars and ablatives. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: to fucking hell with it! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude is a believer! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You are welcome to. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: Spank, don't end a sentence with a preposition! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: reminds me of the english major who was in jail, fell in love with the jailer's daughter and wanted to marry her after his release. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: a fellow prisoner counseled him that he should ask her to marry him upon his release T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: majic, i sense a semi colon on the horizon T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Or to split my own infinitive, AND to avoide ending a sentence with a preposition "Your welcome to FUCKING disagree. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: 'I can't!', he cried, 'for it's wrong to end a sentence with a proposition.' T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: additionally... council... or.... counsel T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: or we could talk about tits instead of words, mmmmkay? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: were the pair in unison when the discussion was rendered? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: hrm? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek, man tits cannot give nutritious milk. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: their milk is less nutritious than carrot juice. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: counsel is correct T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: oO T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek, did you know that the leatherman motorcycle club was responsible for inspiring many kinds of forced milking of male breasts in porn? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Is inserting your turgid penis between two mammary glands analogous to splitting the infinitive? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank with or without a lubricant? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude burps again. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: >:O T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude exhales more vapor of Root Beer. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: that's impressive, it makes sense whether you take spank as his name or as a verb :P T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude ceases to exhale vapor of Root Beer. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: poopoo T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Preferably with lubricant, but perspiration and saliva will suffice. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: Majic, that's not my only impressive quality, are you feeling particularly pliable prithee? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nope T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then i can proove my impressiveness ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: As would mayonnaise. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, i disagree, because it is artificial T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Cuz when you bring out the Helman's you bring out the BEST! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: artificial lubricants are always a pale substitution. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Mayonnaise is NOT arificial. Miracle Whip is artificial and should be avoided except in cole slaw. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh wow fucking james bond villain bloefield was the same man as the shrink in the michael meyers movie. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Is it only me or is cursing confused with XXX text porn? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: i tak T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: tik tok T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: bah. enter button is too close to delete on this keyboard... T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: theres a mouse on your cock? not info we really needed T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: It seems like if someone says, "Shit", someone else wants to play in it lol. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn, i am not sure if i've seen the fucking horror film ' devil girl from mars' T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the one with the blonde chick, from 1954 T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: where's an old person when you need to borrow their vcr. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lol fucking former vice president and acting president of the russian federation alexander rutskoy has a fucking clown-like moustache T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: fuck ya T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok thanks jizbourne T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Guy of Gisbourne goes: "No Problem!" T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it's raining outside and my nipple itches. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and since nipple is obviously a filthy filthy word, that belongs on the curse channel. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Dicknipples, shitting of course T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude debates stopping using the computer long enough to scratch that itch. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: what the fuck T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: Type finger ninjin T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: How the hell are you today? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus has red eyes and a perma-smile. he must've got the bong out. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: even curse? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yeah T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: mierde! :-p T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus just got a face full of Dr Jek's balls! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: seems like curse should allow other languages. its almost educational T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: seriously? fuck you Poldra T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) +Minion+ Nalixor: QQ moar? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: 6 sets of eq you have fucked up now T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn them to hell! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and their little doggy too! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I would damn them to Mexico, myself. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: same thing T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not allowed to go to hell T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: satan has a restraining order on me :( T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: it happens T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he said something about "you make everyone else look like saints" T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: \../ T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so he kicked me out and got a restraining order on me T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I think that is supposed to read satan has restraints, as in whips and chains, for you. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon bursts into tears. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OH MY! that would be great! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I think she would enjoy that T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe a little T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Dr Jek. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Its a fucking disgrace T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: To quote drogba T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: YEAH! fucking disgrace T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ....what are we talking about again? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uh oh, my phone is ringing T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu pats SexyButt Shanon on her head. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn, wasn't my secret admirer :( T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is so bored she devours her feet, making large slurpy sounds! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're mom T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: No, I'm dad. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up, she'd your mom too! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she's* T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: no u T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: got me all flustered, now i can't type T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: "now"?\ T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no you T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: that's not what your mother said last night T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no me T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no you T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Know me? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: no I just wanted to join in on the " fun" T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm confused now T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I applaud your use of quotation marks. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: when aren't you confused T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good point T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus :-D Glad to help T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant pinches SexyButt Shanon's buns. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Your pretitle made me do it! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's ok, everyone does it T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: beware the power of suggestion T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: You sense that Gnidlohnad is scrying you. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: is he using lube T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: smacks SexyButt Shannon's buns T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant giggles at Braber's actions. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dohbies scare me T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek roars loudly in SexyButt Shanon's direction. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Clowns scare me. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: but they can halve/double! :-p T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Dr Jek. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: what can I say I call my hands Squzzie and Smackem T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I think that's sad. Don't you find that sad? Yeah, that's sad. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom is sad. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Probably because of you. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Oh snap? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: /emote doesn' t really do that. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: should i be worried about that gnome dohbie dude? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I would be. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or whatever its name is T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: When you think about me I touch myself. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeewww T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT ME! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you caught me! T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I high, and I don't even what do.... Go level? T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: smoke another bowl T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: No weed T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Not much in first place T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: do quests and campaigns, do the academy T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ooops lol T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pithan: finger T3/r3/2011-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't wanna T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: Fuck you random mazes, and fuck you unscanable mobs, and a special fuck you too the combination of both.. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Mothrefucking pork butt's not done and it's been cooking for the past 6 hours T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: What the fuck is this breast milk ice cream lady gaggag stuff? T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Lady Gaga is best if ignored T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler takes Starling's advice seriously. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Piece Of Herodotus: delicious T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: sometimes ignoring someone who's seeking attention is best, they'll only come back for more, like a drug addict T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Speaking of drug addicts, what do you think Charlie Sheen's been on lately? More crack, or meth? T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: probably both T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: bipolar mania T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: that charlie guys fuked on dope T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: well said T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Better than being fucked on your mom. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant | T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biomutant: what do you honestly think of charlie sheen mael explain in words T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizzler: Charlie might be fucked up, but you will probably learn a lot about the inner working of HW from him. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i'd rather use pictures, they speak a thousand words you know T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, explain in mathematical symbols. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: I think he's an F-18, Bro T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: see, i'm holding them up to the monitor T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: god fucking dammit lol i hate being ported away haha T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: right when i found the damned huge hellhound too T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: shit fuck bitch T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: does anyone think Vivid Entertainment will actually land Charlie Sheen for their Two and a Half Women porno? T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coppper: son of a bitch T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: MOTHER FUCKER T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coppper: cock sucker T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Son of a mother fucker. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: usually T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Always remember: your dad is a motherfucker. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: always remember: moms put out T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the phone rang... T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was scared T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...just thought i would share :D T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: protect me from my phone vagus!! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's after me T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: turn it on vibrate, then befriend it T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm good idea! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, it doesn't have vibrate T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: then come befriend me :-p T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael vibrates T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus has three speeds. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Mael. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the house phone rang and scared the crap outta me T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was like "wtf is calling me at 9pm?" T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus is jealous of Mael for stealing his love. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael snickers softly. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: booty call T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody important...just my hubby T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hubby not after booty T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that is such a role reversal its just perverse T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im almost offended T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't blame him for not wanting it though... T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: have you seen me?!?! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: but it's sexay T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Can somebody offend me please! I haven't been in ages! I think my inner prude may be in trouble and need rescuing! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i baby barf everytime i look in the mirror T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck off dig dug! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i may be able to help you Dugrant. Justin Beiber. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or whatever your name is T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon softly nuzzles Shameful Dugrant's neck. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG dugrant is from my butt!! says so in his "finger" T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: something something dugrant's finger something something Shanon's butt? T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts moaning. T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hey dugrant, smell your finger! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl EEEWWWW T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: funny, but eeeeewwwww T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus :-p T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dude dugrant i didn't mean actually go off and sniff your finger come back to us buddy! T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he lost his hand in my butt :( T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: check your watch T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what time is it T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: half past fist o' clock? T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: something like that T3/r3/2011-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking tortured ranger quests in deathtrap dungeon T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sanc'd qmobs. T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: who? T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus prepares to fuck. T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: lol nobody T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dammit. disappointed :( T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: why you disappointed im busy fucking nobody T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio fucks nobody T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: nobody is one sexy girl T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: currently her name is Elva and she sleeps in the bed below mine here in the hostel T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: well tonight im sleeping in that bed with her T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: gonna hafta boot me out first :-p T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: chick makes me feel like a porn star T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: but it will be already to late before you get to her bed oh look i just cumd all over her face T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tele-cum-unication? T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: what the hell T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: did anyone ever see the movie Splice? that movie is FUCKED. UP. T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: (spoiler alert) dude fucks the creature he helps to create... then it changes sexes, kills him, and rapes his fiancee, impregnating her?! T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: its like someone watched species and wasn't satisfied with the inter-species mating and wanted to push it further T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Chuck Norris has elite military expertise. T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: mix T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Mael and his Right Hand are married! ] ] ] T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: A more perfect union could not be formed :) T3/r3/2011-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav leans comfortably against Mael. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen looks like she's about to streak! Avert your eyes! T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: "Your mama so dark , when she went to night school she was marked absent" T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: "Your mama so fat that she fell in love and broke it" T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lmfao T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: "your mamma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: Your mamma so fat she was baptize at sea world T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: yo momma so fat when she wears her malcom x jacket, damn helicopters try and land on her back T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: hahaha T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: your mama so fat she hoola hoops the super bowl T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: your mama so fat when someone shoots her with a gun the bullet goes through next week T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: that was the most garbage joke I've ever heard T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: your mamma so fat she wakes up in sections T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yo momma so fat, when she went up into the arch she turned it in to the mcdonalds sign T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: and if you don't know what the arch is, go fuck yourself T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: it's in st.louis :D T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: your mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get the bitch out T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its the tallest monument in the US also 630 wide and 630 tall T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: feet* T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: ive lived in missouri all of my life and have never been inside of the arch, can you believe that? been to st.louie plenty of times though :P T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you should, the arch is really cool T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the elevator is kind of spooky though T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: how about the busch factory? T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I've worked on the executive floor of the busch factory (inbev ripped everything out when they bought AB) and I've had the tour T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: took the tour probably 15 yrs ago T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: yepp, sounds like the arch would be neat to go inside of, also never been to the science museum either T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: ur mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: science center is cool, haven't been there in a while, they always have cool shit T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the city museum is one of the coolest spots in stl, its a must see T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: so ive heard, i need to make a trip back up to st.louis this summer T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul looks around for someone to be friends with...Poor thing. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: Your mamas so greasy she sweats crisco T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: i live about 2 hours away, near Columbia T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the city museum is insane, all kinds of caves and shit to crawl through, and airplanes hanging up outside with tunnels leading to them, its nuts T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: sounds kool to me haha T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its like a giant playground T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: i bet, ive heard its pretty awesome T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its fun to go there at night, fridays and saturdays I think they're open till like 1 or 2 am T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: Your momma so nasty when the baby came out it lip skidded and puked T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: oh really? hmmm.. i really need to plan a trip or two up there :P T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you should T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: also want to go to the zoo, it's been years since i have been there T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: your mamma so old that she knew burger king when he was a prince T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: boring T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: your face T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: my dick is so big a homeless family lives under it T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: your so ugly when you were born the doctor slapper your mother and said... i told you to push, not to shit T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: slapped* T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: my dick is so big clowns climb out of it when i cum T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet Nuala: Wouldn't that be small, like a clown car? T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet Nuala snickers softly. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Bwhaha, small clown penis. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet Nuala: TEENY WEENY PEENY!!! T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet Nuala laughs out loud. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: your dick is so small... everytime you go for a leak you must take the pepper, the tweezer and magnifying glass... use the glass to look, pour some pepper and when it moves... grab it with the tweezer T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Pepper? T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: when you dick sneezes you grab it with the tweezer T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: your jokes suck T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom sucks. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: and we don't care to know about your micro penis T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Once upon a time, I went to CVS looking for a pair of tweezers. I asked the guy at the counter where they were at, and he politely offered to take me to them. As I'm looking through the choices, he asks me what I intend on using them for. I responded "I've really got to take a piss, and I already have the magnifying glass." He didn't get it. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul hugs Starling. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I guess that's why he worked at CVS. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you're so dumb you got hit by a parked car T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thayo: oh god please stop, they're awful D: T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coup de Calamar: In Soviet Russia, parked car hit you T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: pretty good for a 12 yr old T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: no, obviously he had a big enough dick that he had to never use tweezers on it haha T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: ag your jokes are just as bad T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: hypo just sortove sounds like an idiot :P T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you so ugly when your mom was born they slapped you T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: friend* T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BobTheGreat: DAMN helegear sea. DAMN it. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, damn you! T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dammit! T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that river's mighty fast, dam it! T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fucking punkass itunes fuckity fuck yooooooou! T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Tadashi Tokai really knows his stuff...ow. T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: read that as Todash Tokai at first, made me nostalgic for the Dark Tower T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and why the fuck isn't there a dark tower area in this mud?! T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: perhaps there was and it's since been renamed/replaced/removed? T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i've never seen it i've been coming here for over 10 years T3/r3/2011-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: not to say that means there isnt one, but if there is i've never seen it T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: http://www.youtube.com/user/xuntouchablex2008?feature=mhum T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: hoooo... this doesnt look good for this fucked up trash of a samsung.... fucking begging me to break it T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fucking alcoholics that dont want to shut the fuck up... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: any suggestions? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Intervention. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ass fucking? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Machrys: stun gun? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: vag lasers T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: its 10 30 pm on a sunday night T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: tsotsis T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: in the real world its not sunday T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: gonna fucking call the cops..... 6 black people drinking shit beer... never know what they will try when i moer one of them T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: gonna fucking call the cops..... 6 black people drinking shit beer... never know what they will try when i moer one of them T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: yeah thats the solution. Black people drinking beer: call the cops. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: racist! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: moer them and see T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Is it illegal to be black or drink shit beer? You ignorant little shit, you. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: their disturbing the peace... im sure everyones still awake T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: they're* T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: go fuck them up T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I bet they can use correct grammar. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fuck you thats not the problem... their making a shit load of noise T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: onh fuck T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: history-x style T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when i have sex i make a "shit load" of noise too T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or is that when i'm taking a shit? hmmmm T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: well them call them in for noise. Calling them in for being black and drinking beer will get you labelled and arrested T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: oh oh? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: what must i do then? big mouth? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: they're* T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: when I shit a load, I make noise too. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: fuck them up T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I always grunt when I'm taking a shit T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant lowers his head while drawing in a deep breath and lets out a resounding "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: suck my dick and the semen will be running T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Machrys: hehe T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: beautiful sperm T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its even more fun to scream when taking a shit, really scares people T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: i sing when i shit it relaxes the muscles T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i grunt when i have sex (and just mischanned this on clan rofl) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: no thats not what i suggested shadow... some black people in SA, when asking them to keep quiet start making threats and trouble for you T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: nice Shanon, that's quoteable stuff right thar. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: not apartheid again! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: same as teenagers that are white... the ones between 19 and 23 T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: ghostsoul...mix people and alcohol, and you can probably say that anywhere and of any cultural group T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Horizontal HyPo here. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: white vs. Black brown and indian T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zylias: since when are 20-23 year olds, teenagers? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: noo T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: disturb them from their party then you kak T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my clothes fall of when i drink alcohol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i get mouthy T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not in a good way either lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: teenagers above the age of 20 star on television series about teenagers. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: im 22 and i dont make shit T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Oh, you're South African? THAT explains the rediculous racism! Thanks for the understanding! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: o0o0o a lvl 17 year old girl is on web T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i meant 19 to 23. lol but im almost 19 T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan says' i r from England. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zylias: you said 19 to 23, but you also said they are teenagers T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan english speak good 4 u! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: OI! Not all south africans are racist, you... Rude word. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: young adults... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: well they party with teenagers and they act like teenagers... some of them T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: No, I'm sure they aren't ALL racist. But a lot of them are, and our buddy here is playing to the stereotype. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you people seriously dont know SA that well then T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: he's just acting retarded. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's where aids started right? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Correct, Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its advenchurer, what can we expect T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe he's not acting...that's possible ya know! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon steps between GhostSoul and the danger without a thought to her own safety. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, SA is where AIDS was embraced as an alternative lifestyle T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: actually, AIDS started in the USA. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: ill hold my comments T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: dude my problem with them is their fucking making a lot of noise and their place is like 4 flats next to mine... and their outside T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Can I hold them too? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: they're T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have aids... hearing aids T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: they're T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so call the cops then T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: when i went to look... blacks and whites were staring T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Damn your fast fingers hypo T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Subway gave me aids. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Haha. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then if you can't beat them...join them! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: aids started in Ghostsoul T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you dont make that much noise on a sunday T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaanitis spreads through The Grand City of Aylor! Keep away! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Ya, that's GAWDS day. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: that's what I say about my penis, but I can beat it just fine. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Machrys: rofl T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you have a penis? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: penisitis! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Yup, keep it in a jar. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its fucking saturday.. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: why join them when im half tired AND PLAYING AARD T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: jar? For what T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh sweetie *giggle* that's not a penis...that's a noodle you dropped during dinner T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel screams "It's delicious, in fact it's SexyButt Shanonlicious!" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: a jar, to shove up your ass T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: It keeps my penis from fucking saturday, as Jek pointed out its doing. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Saturday is God's Day. Sunday is for the heathens. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: you fucked to much and it broke? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you people are fucking hopeless T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: i hope i dont mischan on newbie T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Don't project on us Ghosty. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: thank you :) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: i live on a farm we stil shoot noisy blacks and feed them to the lions T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: let a bunch of people make this kind of noise by your door then we see how you react T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: i live in the toilet T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm... Wonder why it's growing so quiet around here? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I've lived downtown, Ghosty. It sucks, but you learn to live with it. Or you bitch like an impotent jackass about it... either way. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You realize that if you don't stop NOW, everyone will be hurt. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: don't hate on your fellow brothers, Blackie. Everyone knows ain't no more whiteys gots land in SA. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: abe will make them shut up... ill tell them abelincs on the way lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: grats jek let me suck ya dick T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: whoa T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: abe is a pansy! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan sucks Jek's dick. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fuck that im gonna put my hi fi on 44... wake the whole town... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs from you, fearing for her life! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan *dix* you and then moves on to the rest of the room. Teehee! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: lix T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: gratz jek T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: drive by dixing!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: cur you gay ass pansy T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Gohaan is why I don't level. I don't wanna be molested by the digipervs. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: panty? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan thanks Dokkar heartily. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Might want to avoid daoine, then. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: yes I wear a panty. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and pyre T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: who loves panty? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: ill show them shanons legs then they'll get a heart attack lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and whatever clan dugrant is in T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant bows before Princess Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You throw yourself on the wall and scream "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they would? i have hairy manly legs T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You stare in amazement as Vixxen rips Gohaan's panties off with her teeth. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan pokes himself in the ribs, looking very sheepish. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan looks for someone to battle his Pokemon with. Are you ready? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan has challenged Shannon to a Pokemon battle! Who do you think will win?! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan says, 'GhostSoulchu! I choose you!!' T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon screams loudly! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my girls have bieber fever T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: Ghostsoulchu attack Shannon T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: im gonna take my blady tranq gun and shoot the drunk in the ass T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel says, 'SexyButt Shanonchu! I choose you!!' T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan says, 'Legend of Venomangelchu! I choose you!!' T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i swear if i hear them sing "one more time"....ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to scream!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan has his Pokemon battle each other so they will be ready for a real match! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan gets impatient waiting for their spouse to log. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: lol SexyButt Shanonchu T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FUCKING GAY ASS T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: he is gay! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can "chew" if you want but most guys prefer "suck" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: yes he is T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: He's also rich. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't care if he is gay or not... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gay people need love too T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Gohaan and Princess Shanon are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Princess Shanon's pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: take hypo for example... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Horizontal HyPo. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo strokes his gaynus. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: whoohoo! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan lives in fear of the fish. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: no sis a guy fucking another guy in the ass... thats sifliss and sick T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: i was trying to combine gay and anus, how'd I do? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan fucks Ghostsoul in his ass! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan is now gay! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: 2 lesbians are okay... but 2 gay guys are sick T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: how about gayus:P T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: 2 lesbian... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: fingering each other T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you take that back, GS. 2 lesbians are great! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: having a 3sum with 2 lesbians... fuck thats mouth watering lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: i am typing finger shanon the whole time T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, if your mouth is watering over a 3som with 2 lesbians...you don't know the definition of the word lesbian... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they're lesbians, having a threesome with you would negate their label. Making them less great. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: even lesbians need some dick now or then T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nope, GS, never T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's what toys are for T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you're confusing lesbian with bi T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: that makes them biosexual T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't lesbians use toys? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Really, that's not true. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Really, that's not true. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Whoops. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: toys and missionary, too T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't they like use strap-ons n stuff? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: A lesbian is someone who sexually identifys themselves as such, they can still have sex with men. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: some even ass-trib on occasion. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nope hypo T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Not many people actually identify as "bisexual". T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need to freshup on my lesbianisims T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: doesn't matter what you identify yourself as T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Sure it does dude. Sexual identity is like... important, and stuff. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: doesn't matter what you claim or identify yourself as T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a gay guy trapped in a woman's body T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: that isn't what you are T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: okay well lesbians in SA do that abe... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nope ghostsoul T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Well, you're getting pretty nit-picky with that view, but I suppose you're correct in a way. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: well then they say their les but are bi T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: The thing is, does that really matter? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm starting to wonder if abe is a lesbian or something T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: in the 'definition of the word' way, yes :P T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Sure, by definition they would be bisexual, but you're only going to call yourself what you are comfortable identifying yourself as. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: hence starting out my part of the thread with 'you don't know the definition of the word'... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I dig ya. heh. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I want to be gay T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I'm jsut sayin' I have some (sexy!) lesbian friends that like to dabble with the ding-dong on occasion. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i like ding dong too T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: then they're not lesbian, regardless of what they tell you :P T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Like dear Shanon here, for instance. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmmm hmmmm T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: lesbian with bi tendancies, or bi with a leaning towards lesbian T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: You're right Abe, I should beat the shit out of them and then give them badges that profess their true bisexuality. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh i'm bi T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: gay is not fun. You choke a lot, your butt always hurts, and you can never really get that earthy taste out of your mouth. Plus, guys don't look as sexy as girls. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You rapidly nod twice, in complete agreement. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: ... earthy taste? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and if you ask bieber, he'd answer that he's not gay...see, doesn't matter what you try to call yourself ;-) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: LMFAO dokka was gay before T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: That kid probably gets more pussy than any of us combined. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I'm bi T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: His music sucks, sure, but god damn. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: why T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I like MY pussy and i like dick. thus i like pussy and dick...thus, i'm bi T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: guys stink and are as hairy as apes T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: That's pretty bi of you. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You smirk at her saying. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: isn't that how it works? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: IM FUCKING BACK NIGGERS, webcam and interwebs got taken away for short while due to police, child porn, you know... The usual lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: to be bi, you have to like pussy and cock T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: maybe you just need to hang out with a better class of guys T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: naw, being bi is like being a nympho but with more options. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Yup, that's the ticket. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm runnin out of witty things to say :( T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's such a sad sad day T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: if I suck cock but don't like it, then I'm not gay :-) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: guys that shave are pussies... thats what everyone says T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll take my bitch ass back to the kitchen now T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that, and lots of witty phrases you can use become unisexual (like, "gimme that ass, bitch!") T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hehe, you can't try dick. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: hey that would be nice making mobs with celeb names T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You point at Mike Tyson. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that reminds me...the first time my husband smacked my ass during sex, i turned around and smacked him back asking him wtf that was for. he was shocked, laughed and said "it's supposed to be sexual" (or something close to that) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You point at Tom Cruise. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You point at Method Man. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you mean like those? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar points excitedly at Michelle Forbes! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar points excitedly at a bitchy-looking Michelle Rodriguez! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: no Jb MC DL or SG T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger points excitedly at Sarah Palin! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: You don't like the ass-smack action? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You point at Patrick Stewart. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: selena gomez... fuck that one dam sexy girl that T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: selena gomez is dating justin bieber T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: she's as psycho as crazy-Brittany, though T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i saw it on the news or something somewhere T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Lindsey Lohan is such a bad girl 'cause she doesn't want to encourage competition. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: miley cyrus is shit T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's what happens when good girls go bad and fail. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlackReaper: bieber such a nice girl im gonna fuck her if i get my hands on her T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the correct term you are looking for is, I believe, twink. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc sings "It's Twinky, it's Twinky, such fun for a girl or a boy" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: how old you abe? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: but hypo's right that bieber's laughing his ass off all the way to the bank about the gay bashing T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: old enough :-) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: 42? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's a highly overlooked fact that Abelinc was the inspiration that led to the creation of the Sabbath. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: 37? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I just turned 202, a month ago to the day T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Hammering blow is the SHIT! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon walks around in the room, looking very confused. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Dr Jek *dix* SexyButt Shanon! Yoo want a *dix* too :( T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: YAY! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: yeah, but then you'd have to amend it to be "I fucking hate helegear" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fucking shit T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: shit fuck T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: fuck shit T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Machrys: shitty shit fuck T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Argetlam: haha T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: oh well... tough luck T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Your halloween costume came in the mail today & I opened it. It was a rooster mask & a bag of lollipops. So I guess that means you are going as a cocksucker T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: LMFAO T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: A penis says 2 his balls, "im takin you guys 2 a party...the balls say,"fuckin liar. U always go inside and leave us outside knocking". T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 3 gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi. A condom floats 2 da top. 1 of them looks around and asks, "who farted?" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sooooo gross!!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: LMFAO T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you're nasty T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Shortest joke in the world: A midget walks into a bar. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: o....k.... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: wanna hear o joke? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: wanna hear a dirty joke? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the pig fell in the mud? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: john slipped in the mud T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Tom fell in the mud. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: He took a bath with bubbles. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Who happens to be his homeroom teacher and they had anal sex. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: They now both have herpes. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: in their rectum/ T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gast: I love a story with a happy ending. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Three men walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: two seals walk into a club ... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Some helium drifts into a bar. The bartender says 'Noble gasses not allowed!' but the helium doesn't react. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: A proton walks into a bar. The bartender askes, "Are you sure you can be in here?" The proton says, "I'm positive." T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: what if thats the wrong charge for that bar T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: A neutrino goes into a bar. The bartender says 'you're not allowed!' and the neutrino says 'sorry, just passing through T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gast: A tuna fish sandwich walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke. The bartender says, T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gast: "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here." T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife just divorced me." The bartender says, "HOLY SHIT! A talking horse!" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: whos seen the joke tarentino says in desperado? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Some bacteria go into a bar. The bartender says 'hey, you can't come in here'. The bacteria reply 'it's okay, we're staph. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: whos seen the joke tarentino says in desperado? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: oops T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: girlfriend calls boyfriend over 'baby i got a tattoo of a seashell on my inner thigh,can you hear the ocean?' she asks,he says 'no,but i can sure smell the fish!' T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: An infinite number of mathemeticians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third order 1/4 of a beer, the fourth orders 1/8 of a beer... The bartender says, "You are all idiots!" and pours two beers. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says 'you're not allowed!', so the superconductor leaves without any resistance. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: That was pretty awesome! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: was it a mexican ? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says 'sorry, we don't serve your type here' T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Would you like a drink?" Descartes says, "I think not." And vanishes. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: f(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't cater to functions here." T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: best one yet T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Should have been "for functions" *sigh* T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: A termite goes into a bar and says 'Is the bar tender here?' T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Niiice T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Three men went on a vacation together. When they went to check in there was only one room open, but the ywould have to sleep in the same bed."Okay", they say and check in. Next morning the man on the left say "Man I dreamt I had the best handy". "Me too." says the guy on right."Funny" says the guy in the middle. "I dreamt I was skiing." T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Machrys: just letting you know the premature ejaculation society dinner is on friday no dress code just come in your pants T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: A man is standing, & staring at himself Naked in the Mirror and says ti his wife "Look honey, 200 pounds of pure dynamite!". His wife turns to him and says "Yeah - its just a damn shame there's only a 2 inch fuse" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's just too funny T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 2" fuse T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: is that flacid? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how do you translate constipaton in german? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: no sheize makken T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: farfr|m pvvpen T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Machrys: rofl T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: oo cool letters T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what's good on pizza, but not on pussy? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone has to have a guess!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok fine... crust T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what's good on pizza, but not on pussy? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a baby? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm ooops T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mahon: crushed peppers T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Machrys: cheese? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the answer is crust lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mahon: all of the above T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krikon: I would say anchovies but that's not good on pizza either T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: A man tells his wife... "When i die cremate me and put me in ur chili" she asks "Why?" he replies... "so i can tear that ass up 1 last time" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: typical male!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a real man would've asked her to include a drink mix-in as well so he could also get a little pie. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: getting a blowjob from a ugly girl is like bungee jumping. They're both fun but holy crap dont look down. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: typos n such are not my doing. i'm c/p'ing them lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus refuses to look down at SexyButt Shanon and whatever it is she's doing... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: she's giving new meaning to "sloppy seconds". Keywords: menage a trois, grilled cheese sandwich. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i like both of those things. where do i sign up? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus joins a new mailing list. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you can try bootycall.com. It's a dating site where men and women go to get laid. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Men were born between the legs of woman,yet they spend all their lives trying to get back into them?Why?Because theres no place like home. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus is agreeing with that Princess Shanon person again... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: The Fun-Loving Woman Test. Step 1: find a woman. Step 2: ask her the following question--"Where is your wombat?" Step 3: if she says "between my legs", party it up with her. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nodnod T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: send that wombat into frenzy T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: black snake moan style T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: make it a rabid wombat, it'll get +2/+2 for enchantment you put on it T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: A girl asks her Dr. How many calories are in cum? The Dr. Says, honey if you swallow no one cares if your fat. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that is just wrong lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zylias: prob true for some guys tho T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'm told it tastes salty. shanon? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: would you agree? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: A Teenage girl asked her mom, is it true babies come out where boys put their penis?Her mom said yes.The girl asked, wont that break my jaw? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus grins evilly. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: depends on what he ate last. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't say salty, but it is gross lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's why you get em practicing early shanon T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: unless you tried it and pulled a Mikey, if you're gonna swallow it's better to jam it in as far as you can and bypass the tastebuds. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that may have been a bit extreme :-p T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: nonsense. Referencing a Life cereal icon in a sex act is perfectly natural and on par for curse channel. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: So a man walks up to his wife and says dam if this ass was firm you wouldnt need panties. The wife goes to the man and says if this dick was bigger i wouldnt need batteries! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: the man's statement doesnt make sense to me T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and the inevitable curse channel observation: was she referring to his dick or hers when wishing it was bigger? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently women wear panties to make their butt look firm? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I thought it was to make it look slimmer? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: isn't that what the panels are for? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have no idea T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol dokkar T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm fat, nothing will make me look "firm" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a bowl full of jello :D T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or a body full of jello..something like that T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yeah, but you're much closer to relevant than us guys. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's ok, i love myself :) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: several times a day even T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's ok. it's healthy T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: same issue with feminine hygiene products. Women are sort of expected to know the finer details of such things, but everyone thinks guys who do have something to hide. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: here's an example. Apparently some women use tampons as a practical overnight solution to the consequences of anal sex so they don't wake up lying in the wet spot in the morning. If a guy were to do it to avoid shitting himself, he'd be suspected of being a closet homo or some sort of fetish freak. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well uh, if a guy were using tampon to cover himself from the practical consequences of anal sex ... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm that's gross rofl T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Japanese girl was making love n she accidentally farted. So she quickly tried to explain... "me sorry u make my front hole very happy, so my back hole blew u a kiss" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, awe, isnt that sweet, a french kiss from behind T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'll buy that for a dollar! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: sorry to bring up robocop humor, carry on T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so, the other day, i checked my email. and i got an unsolicited email from a person in russia that said they were female and my new girlfriend. and they introduced themselves and everything. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: did you ask for your money back? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and it didnt include any photos, i replied, and asked if they were sure they had the right person T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the next mail they sent an email, and said they asked a manager of some website for my email address... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and they told me more about themself. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the odd thing is, i am not a user of the website they named T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they were either phishing or somewhere else you went sold your information. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so, i tried searching for their email address on the internet, and itturns out , that it doesnt appear on any public anything T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: So... if their email is just used for emails, or if it was created recently, i do not know. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or perhaps said place was simply hacked and you were unlucky enough to be among the taken. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, it's interesting though... it gives me the opportunity to consider how best to write about myself T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sort of like in english when you have to do ' creative writing' T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: creative writing's easy :-p T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyways, they seem to be a live person, as they know the name of their cat, and respond immediately to every question. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, maybe for you ^_^ i'm not creative T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and now you know how a lot of us treat channel chatter on Aardwolf. ;P T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so, the real questions on my mind are, are they sure they like me... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is their goal something to do with geography more than personality... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody likes you VD T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, thats so mean =( T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: are they the person in their photos... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: punish me? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and what kind of photo ought i send in my reply. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that looks suspiciously like a double entendre, Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: your initials are VD after all T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, i would, but these nipple clamps are not designed for plus sized women T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and nobody wants those T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's ok, i'm sure they will stretch T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol shanon, use jumper cable clamps. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: those should fit you just right T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon its not about the stretching, its that they don't weigh enough for you. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: while you're at it attack the other ends to a car battery! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn! i always miss out on all the fun T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, its more fun to use a computer power supply T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ooooooh T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that way as soon as you have too many idle cycles, the current can spike T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: maybe use a fan controller to up the power? heh T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hook me up baby! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: actually, i'm going afk for awhile. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i bet. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon must've just gotten fresh batteries T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my wii is calling me T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you could make a bunch of money inventing a reverse pump. Shrink those puppies enough to get the clamp on, and away into bliss you go T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i got a new game lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude is intuitive. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: her phone on vibrate is calling her T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that too T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop calling me!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nevah! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn you! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i will breathe down your neck over the phone again T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its a surprising thing that perverts around the world havent developed proximity shock gadgets for sexual use instead of just for disobedient pets. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what makes you think they haven't? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, genuinely though, what kind of photo ought i mail? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, the lack of google results? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: none T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it doesn't take much to convert something for a different use. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: are you alone in the house, shanon!? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: do you like getting murdered, shanon? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar converting and producing are not the same T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not alone and yes, i love getting murdered! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: such actions are why there are so many warning labels. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: can i eat all your cereal, shanon? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, Ok. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus you cereal killer T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus eats all of SexyButt Shanon's cereal, and uses the last of her milk to do it. *BURRRRRRP* T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyone wanna play wii with me? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i get lonely and end up talking to myself AND answering myself T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, not me... i don't like nintendo T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if you wanted to stalk me and seduce me in real life, i can sign up for that though T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm married! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, yeah, we know. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't seduce very well anymore... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you should get a copy of that online sex MMO. Can't remember if it was a PS3/Xbox or a computer title, though. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, thats ok, enough stalking makes up for lack of skilled seduction T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, what, the furry thing? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, it was marketed as the first MMO designed for cybersex that wasn't just a bunch of witty innuendo or NC-17 crap. Full-on 18+ and stuff. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: about as close to porn as you could get without being porn. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but where is the self respect? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: admittedly a long step down from the Demolition Man version, but still... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: self, respect... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. that thing aretha sang about T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that was respect? I thought she was singing about reese's pieces... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm bored T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: later taters T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amongst the sorcery and swordplay, SexyButt Shanon steals a kiss from Dokkar. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cya shanon, have fun playing with yourself, the wii T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ha ha ha ha!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh i will!! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: maybe that's her new name for it? T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think someone is jealous.... T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pats VampireDude on his head. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: nothing like a good tumble with the rumblepack. :) T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus nah, but honestly i bet her nipples are more sensitive. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: VD thinks I'm "unattractive" T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon laffs. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude agrees! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you make me laugh T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i get that reaction often. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hugs VampireDude. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: we told him it was opposite day in Aardwolf. T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude cringes in terror! T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ha ha ha now my "unattractiveness" has rubbed off on you T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, when men on the computer are terribly hard up for a date, even ugly people are attractive T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: men on the computer lol T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus yes, the internet... where men are men, women are men, and children are fbi agents T3/r3/2011-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's ok, i love myself enough for everyone T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuck you wicked witch of the wesssst! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caprica hits her head on a tree and cries, "Not AGAIN!?" T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuck tha police. fuck fuck fuck em. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: holy fuck i made too much food T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: anyone hungry? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: 11 lamb rib chops, a pack of wors and lots of potatoes... LMFAO T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: OMGROFLMAOBBQLOLZZZ T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: relax mael... dont choke T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you have experience with not choking eh T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i made all that food and 2 guys and one gal are eating T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fuck that oven geys blady hot T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: my finger :( T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lots of food made in under 20 minutes... never underestimate someone just because they never work in restuarants T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i made enough food to feed 6 people... T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: so you're with guests, but you're on the internet? how rude T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: no mael im not with guests... my sister lives 2 houses next to mine and her bf is with her... so i made them food too T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: next time ask before judging T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: don't tell me what to do, boy T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you're boy sonny T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're mom T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: for an adult you judge a lot T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: rofl T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i think your mom boy... you should grow up... please!! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're the one spouting off on public channels about your personal life :P T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're inviting judgment T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i just said im busy making food... nothing personal about that sonny T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: then why are you taking it personally :) T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: you said im rude... for what?? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: what, was i the first person to call you that? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: ask next time... me and my sister stay in the same complex but in different houses T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i enjoy and like my family and friends T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: friendly people like ometotchtli is SOMETIMES and thao T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: so if you want me to show you respect or talk properly i suggest you do the same T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i don't give a shit what you do T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) INFO: New post #213917 in forum Personal from Mael Subj: NEVER GONNA GIVE GhostSoul UP T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: then stop being a cock and get some manners T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: stop it, i might cry soon :( T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: oh wait, that was you T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: har har you are funny (and i mean your face) T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael sniffs sadly. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FUCKING SHIT T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: GROSS!!! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scryn: That good eh? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael screams, I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: died 3 times. lmfao T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeeewwwww T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: what? What? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing, i just looked in the mirror T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: ah. I underrtand. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos looks for someone to pour some sugar on him. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUhRoh! Looks like Vixxen is buttering Big Blue Vyragos and eating him! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: sorry, didn't have any sugar. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: Awww, you don't pour butter on someone in the name of love, you pour sugar! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: shrug. Butter tastes way better. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: Fine. I'll take what I can get T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: Good boy. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen pats Big Blue Vyragos on his head. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I just fucked my cat T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: In the eye T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Torunkes: finally found something that fit? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: It didn't fit T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I forced it in T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon you there? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude prods SexyButt Shanon into action! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon!!! You're in west virginia, so you can maybe tell me, where is north carolina? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: apparently that person that sent me the unsolicited letters the other day is in north carolina. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so i am thinking i could mark the spot on a map for the next time i'm near the state T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but... i dont have a map T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so i thought... i could ask you! the west virginian T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe i'll try asking Blug instead. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. he's not receiving tells T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: How do I stretch my cats ass enough to fit my fist inside but not kill it? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: slowly T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: gonna do the ol kitty puppet? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fist your mom instead. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: since you're a small child, it shouldn't be a problem T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: My fist is about 6 inches in diameter T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, then your mom's ass should be able to handle it. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael pats Lolsack on his head. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: damn banana hands T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShadowGurl: wouldnt it be easier to just use the cat as a silencer? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack falls off the shortbus scraping his knees and Mael laughs his ass off at him! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: But my mommy said I have to wear cat as glove before fist her T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: well said T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Lolsack!!! Mael cheers him on. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Fuck, I broke my leg trying to get my fist in my cat.... hospital now T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You were trying to put your fist in your cat? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: ... kinky. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you're doing it wrong T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Wait, if I bend leg a certain way, it goes backwards and locks in place, I will let heal there T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: This is my cat, I call him Meat Puppet. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: I put my meat in my cat then call him a puppet T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dance meat puppet, dance! T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: *Inserts fish hooks into cockmeat and bobs it around in dancing fashion* T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fishhooks into cockmeat makes me sad T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: *Tears out hooks and puts back in eyelids* T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you put your penis back into your eyelids? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: or the fish hooks. please clarify T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: maybe his nickname is the one-eyed bandit? T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Fish hooks, he was clear T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: I think...maybe not T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Penis in eyelids. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: depending on where exactly in the thing the hooks were, putting it there could then let him give you The Evil Eye. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or perhaps he just wanted to see a skullfucking up close and personal. T3/r3/2011-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolsack: Rubbing powdered glass into your eyes; GREAT HIGH T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: but do not sell the donation to the sperm bank if you are not a successful genius T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: im going to make the bitch working with vodacom quit... 1.2GB in 4 days.... thats fucking crazy T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: im going to check my bundle in an hour... got 2GB... if theres less than 1.9GB then theres shit T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: your mom. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: your pound does NSEXABLE THINGS to barney T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: then stay fucking assholes T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK..... FUCKING BOOK is just gone :( T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: this goal is a pain in the ass T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: aren't they all? T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: SHIT I FUCKINGHATE THIS POES KAK T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: CALM DOWN. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Messy Jesse: fuck that T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Messy Jesse: RAGE!!! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: umadbro?! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: It is my professional opinion THAT THIS IS THE TIME TO PANIC! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen is wringing Mr. Messy Jesse's neck like a rag doll! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Messy Jesse unchokes himself T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus rechokes Mr. Messy Jessy til he loses consciousness. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen pounces on Mr. Messy Jesse, pinning him to the ground. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Messy Jesse's great assault of might and magic is nothing to Lost Vagus's tier sanct! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol uhh ok T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen rips her clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus whistles at the sight of Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen bounces off of Lost Vagus in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ^.^ i like nude moshing T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul cuddles Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen blinks innocently. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and Vixxen have a struggle cuddle. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen shrugs helplessly. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: fail. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen shrieks as Lost Vagus grabs her from behind and begins to hump! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul peers intently at Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you can't escape me that easily! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Messy Jesse goes, "Whee!" T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus gropes Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pretend to avert your eyes as Lost Vagus gives Vixxen a good motorboat! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen runs away from Lost Vagus in utter terror and horror! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: muhahahaha! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul pulls out a gun and blows Lost Vagus's fucking head off. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strange. You could swear GhostSoul was here just a second ago. Now there's just Vixxen and a new, weird looking floor lamp. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul stares dreamily at Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus 's head grows back, and you suddenly feel a dagger in your taint. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen frowns sadly and looks at Lost Vagus and goes 'meh..' T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul comforts Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen cowers behind GhostSoul. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tehehe I just rick rolled the whole bar :) T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul kisses Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: no no. I'm married. No kissing. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: im sure he wouldnt mind... :P T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen tickles Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ooh mama don't get me excited, i point T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: he does. He's pretty jealous. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: na... T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul appears to be slowly rubbing Lost Vagus's tummy, but you're not quite sure... T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen peers intently at Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul kisses Vixxen passionately. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i've met quite a few girls in my travels that "have boyfriends" and they didn't seem to have any other issues once that was stated T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul is agreeing with that Lost Vagus person again... T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen growls at GhostSoul. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul says "We found a witch, may we burn her?" T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: shame on you ladies, have you no morals? T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With an innocent look in his green eyes, GhostSoul meows. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul :P T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: what morals? T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen drops her pants and gives you the vertical smile! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FUCKING BASTARD T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: what's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the entire chicken. T3/r3/2011-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: From the "good puzzle = trial and error" realm of goal building, I love being told to "ask a mob" something and then finding out it works in the imperative, not as a question T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: this cp is a poes T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: can't find old crumble? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: You still have to kill * Count Vlastrog von Hammerschlag (Zangar's Demonic Grotto) T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: You sure someone doesn't keep coming in to kill him? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: thats easy T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i cant find the 3rd key T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: ... THAT has been what you have been trying to find? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You're a barrel of laughs, as usual GhostSoul. T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: yes and the 3rd key down T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i put those keys on the floor... SO FUCK whoever took them... the seal keys T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: gotta love one of those pisses that makes your eyes roll back T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: You brandish your dick. You fail to piss. Your dick explodes after its final use. T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: had enough of them poeses trying to fucking be funny T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: we aren't trying, we are funny T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: just laugh a little T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: quoting a daoine? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: no you are not now stop fucking chatting to me T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: what the fuck? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: whats a poese? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I'm not chatting to you, I'm chatting with my friend ryu T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: ruining my high T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: don't make me make him use the shuriyuken on you T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: more than one poes T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: in afr T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: HE KNOWS THE FUCKING SHURIYUKEN, I PROMISE T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Only few survive/make it away from it. T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Ask jek, he managed to flee T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its deadly as fuck T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: i need more fucking ignore slots for things like jek T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I'm not a thing T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I'M A KILLING MACHINE, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: plus I know ryu, and he'll shuriyuken the FUCK out of you T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: FUCKING bullshit spam T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen blinks innocently. T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: shit once again my ignore list is full T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul sings 'Fuck is the worst word that you can say, so you shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!' T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul pulls out a gun and blows Barney the Loser's fucking head off. T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul pulls out a gun and blows Santa Claus's fucking head off. T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: fucking T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross: So I went out to grab the mail as I stepped back in the door, I heard my mom say to my grandmother, "...take that trombone and shove it up his ass!" Interesting statement to just walk back in on. XD T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen wears a weird charm on her wrist and struts through a room full of aggies. T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaxnick: is their where i can vent about how fucking completely bush questing is for me :)? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you haven't even done a hard quest yet T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaxnick: o i know i just don't like doin' it :) T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: then why play? T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaxnick: like exploring and leveling :) T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orogan: then you are in for a world of hurt T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaxnick: i'm getting that :) T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orogan: well it gets easier after it gets worse T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaxnick: ?? how T3/r3/2011-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orogan: the more you do it, the easier it gets T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: mother fucking VAGINA, the hole of wonders and such T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Admitting to your addiction Jek? T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I'm addicted to lemonade girl scout cookies T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And vagina? T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Just think, in Spanish it would be pronounced BA-HEENA! T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: umm, ok? T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I think I've found a new title. T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: I can't wait till I grow up and be and Diva Shaman.... yea T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xitium: I f'n hate Reme T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: silly news story of the day... T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8382227/Russian-bomb-squad-called-in-to-defuse-sex-toy.html T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: bomb sex toy? T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: must cater to the arab crowd. T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drethiel: FUCKING HELL! T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I imagine that's when you noticed the scabs went missing and she suddenly shrieks out something about missing her birth control pill this month? T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drethiel: Been there done that three times but no! Just cursing at poorly written goals ands tasks! T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you risked gonerrhea three times to have children? What the hell is wrong with you?! T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drethiel: What the hell are you talking about! T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drethiel: FUCKING SHIT PIECES OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHIPPERSNAPPER! FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS PIECE OF FUCKIN DOG SHIT T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drethiel: sigh T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus waves a large green banner reading "I FINGERED MYSELF AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT !!" T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: is anyone there T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: fuck titties T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: ok T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: sounds fun T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek noddles in total agreement at FootLong Cheezburger. T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant SexyButt Shanon. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: now that sounds fun! T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: lol T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: Little Ms. Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. When along came a spider and sat down beside her, and said "Whats in the bowl bitch?" T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: k T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon tells you all to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: .... Your disease eats away at you. T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon bursts into tears. T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: wtf T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to die a slow and painful death because of jek giving me a disease T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kieash: I's still stuck on the eating away at you! T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, it's ok now. i got it all cleaned up apparently T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: You have been cleansed by Gilmesh. T3/r3/2011-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all bettah T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: Snewb is from your mothers Vagina. T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos tosses Gohaan a large towel to soak up his tears. T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: hello! are there any lesbians present? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: tge last respond was [16 Mar 19:33:02] T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: the* T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: fuck i'm horny............. T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: its unhealthy T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coup de Calamar: Yet you're on aard, rather than being out trying to find someone to take care of it T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: tuche T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: does anyone here have similar problems and like to solve them? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: cyber gogo T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I learnt a DIY solution to that problem when I was 12 T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: what is it panrr? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: well, it usually starts by searching dah interwebs for sexy readhead babes, and then it kind of goes by instinct T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: Panrr? what's the DIY solution? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: me see T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: readheads, the new redheads T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: I understand T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magish: Personally, I prefer stuff like this over readheads: http://boards.4chan.org/d/res/3435910 T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: is what I mean T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enchanterman: penis T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: wow.... lame T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enchanterman: fuck that T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: lesbian sissoring redheads is superior T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: has anyone ever sat on their hand till it goes numb, than masterbated with it? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: I call it, "the stranger" T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: I find it hard to believe that sitting on your hand will actually make it go numb T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enchanterman: uhhhhhhhhhhh no T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You raise your eyebrow at Ol' Dirty Fiendish. T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: that is actually a Chapelle Show referance, what a great show that was T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: I remember it from gone in 60 seconds but hey T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: either way, as long as you all know I'm not original I'm ok with it T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: turn off safe search, the google lesbian sissoring T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: I like this channel T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: Scissor me timbers T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: you mean like your super secret classified 1950s cancer rates? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: mis T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: I just need somebody to fuck T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: hello? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: it's double xp.. shhh T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: now can we talk T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: ? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: um, sure. You were saying? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: don't remember T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: ah, yes, we were on the subject of prostitution? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: anything that is legal to give away should be legal to sell T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: that should be on quote T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: I agree. I want to buy sex...... horny thoughts T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: like organs T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav points excitedly at A liver's crotch! T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: over the mountain is such a rocking fucking song T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stick it Inicus: Not as rocking as Friday T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: Zeppelin? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: whatever happened to a little REO Speedwagon? T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coup de Calamar: CCR ftw! T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: over the mountain is randy rhoads era ozzy T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big Blue Vyragos: I'm rocking Primus myself T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I can dig that T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xitium: damn it! I got disarmed in some maze and now I lost my weapon :( T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that sucks T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xitium: makes me want to swear cuz I aint going back for it that area sucked! T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: get a new one T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xitium: gonna have to T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: yo T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueacid: still horny T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeewwwww T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: BANG! http://xhamster.com/movies/561039/bang_amp_the_clothes_have_gone.html T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Speaking of Guinness... http://xhamster.com/movies/533966/best_beer_.html T3/r3/2011-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: http://xhamster.com/movies/519440/the_new_generation_of_games.html T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: lol http://xhamster.com/movies/468701/boob_apron.womb.html T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maoi: curse T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: boobs? T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the answers is either squeeze, motoboat, or titty fuck T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you forgot the bosanga drums T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: mother fucker T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: bull shit T3/r3/2011-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cow's shit too but they don't brag T3/r3/2011-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r3/2011-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen spanks SexyButt Shanon playfully. T3/r3/2011-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crixus: who is bored? T3/r3/2011-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crixus: im gonna troll one of you fuckers T3/r3/2011-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crixus: and youre gonna like it T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: holy fuck latin girls are hot. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, they don't shave their arms? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: haven't noticed T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: hot girls are hot T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: I'm in peru. the girls are latin. a very high percentage of them are hot. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: they shave its those euro chicks that dont shave T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: french and argentine girls in my experience T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: don't shave* T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: but they suck a mean dick T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: mmmhm T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: skullcrusher my part of the usa has lots of latin chicks, and i can tell you from personal eyesight that many of them do not shave their arms, i dont mean underarms, i mean arms T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yeah....whats that about T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i dont really care if they don't shave their arms? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i don't shave my arms... that's just strange T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: oo ok T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: well i cant speak for all latin women but i know my wife doesnt have hair on her arms and shes latin T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: and yes most latin women are hot T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: everyone has hair on their arms T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: im talkin about dark hair not peach fuzz lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yeah, I've seen that before, worked with a latin chick who had thicker and darker hair on her arms than me T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: as long as it's not in her pits i don't really care about armhair... it's a pretty natural occurrence T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you like fur sleeves? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i guess i don't date wookies T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Modi *lix* Lost Vagus! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so it's never been an issue T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: roflmao T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: how can you not lix vagus T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: you brought that on yourself T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: taste me again, for the first time T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: just cuz its 1 am doesnt mean commercials must be pornographic T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no, it's because they're commercials that they're pornographic T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: damn that chick is fine T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: definition of pornography by US Supreme Court: has no artistic merit and causes sexual thought T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: like art doesnt? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: they lowest forms of art cause sexual thought T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im not arguing it i'm just telling you what they definte it as T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: to me that applies to pretty much everything on TV T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: i think there should be a law that all commercials must be pornographic T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: id vote for that T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: but i might be horrified if it passed T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: Bill Hicks predicted that eventually, commercials will basically be porn with a logo at the end T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xitium: you sure you mean all? I don't know if you want to see a centrium silver commercial T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol or metamucil! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: gimme the juice, the metamuce! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: yea all the 'price is right' ads would be bad T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: omg. don't forget to spay or neuter your pets T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: so you dont get them pregnant T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: bob barker hates puppies apparently T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: total special annihilation T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: meperidine is the same as demerol, right? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: idk never could stomach pain killers T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: say no to drug T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: a.b.c learn your alphabets dummys T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh i can stomache them... i just wish they worked T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rogerio, xy and z. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: pot is my painkiller. works reeeeeal good too T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: thanks, but in my area its illegal. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: lol damn shit you got me T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: its a free country T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what i want, is a doctor that will give me an im cortisol injection. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but, i'll settle for finding a job that will let me pay a doctor to do that T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: let the drug makers tell you whats legal T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: legality is a formality T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea cuz pharma companies have my best interest at heart T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its an important one. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, not so sure about that, but if my pain is in a local site, i'd rather a local solution, rather than full body T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: additionally, i doubt marijuana would work for me. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: having never tried it, its hard to imagine it as a wonder drug T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well there's your first problem T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, what can i say, i prefer to be honest T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: too much is bad T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if i were in ampsterdam, i might try it T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: but a little goes a long way T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but while i'm here, not for me T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: seeing as it's one of the oldest wonder drugs still around... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: aspirin is a better wonder drug. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but it only comes in 750 caplets or smaller here without a doctor T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: can you even see me? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: v/d is ignore me T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: also, pot's affect kicks in immediately. otc pain killers have threshhold times that can vary with people's digestive process T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: when i'm in enough pain that i need something to help i sure as hell don't wanna wait 30-45 minutes to digest a pill T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the idea is that you take the pills on schedule... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not after the pain flares up. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: sounds more like a vitamin supplement regimen T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: never had pain that stuck to a schedule T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, you're lucky... i've got pain that does stick to a schedule T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: even if i don't T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i have been pretty lucky. only broken one bone ever and it was in my hand from punching something the wrong way heh T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: note to self: don't punch steelbodied vehicles T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: especially in anger... tends to make it worse T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: dont punch cement floors either.. broke my hand good once T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ow i bet lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, is that the hand you said got you your medicinal use card? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh wow, i still have him on ignore T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: modi, you're off ignore. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: my dog's penis is stiff :| T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: lmao bigger than yours T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: indeed T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: that's nice0dear. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: i think his penis is 1km long T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio: omg is it vixxen? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rogerio licks Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina goes, "Whee!" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: Reina :) T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: that's nice dear. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene *dix* you and then moves on to the rest of the room. Teehee! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: suckonmyroostah, beeotch! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen cowers in a corner and whimpers softly. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: omg what kind of fucking idiot plays games with the sound turned all the way up on the computer that runs music for the bar? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: completely oblivious T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: omfg he has to be stopped T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow, the news says a 6 year old died in a miniature train accident in south carolina T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that's fucked up T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teirial: or awesome T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teirial: maybe people will learn just because it's small doesn't mean it's not dangerous T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: takes an epic fail to die from a minitrain wreck T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: told you those mini trains are dangerous T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: parenting fail T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek, you didnt tell me. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yes I did T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: we just had a case here in STL where some guy shot his wife then posed as her via text to keep his kids fooled over the weekend. They didn't discover the plot until he attempted suicide in the basement. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: where at? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I didn't hear about that shit T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, that's kind of fucked up. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's a lot fucked up T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, maybe i should fall in love T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: where in stl? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I think it might've been in the metro east, but it was in the news yesterday evening. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar personally i don't think anyone hates me enough to impersonate me via texts T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ahh, east st louis, no wonder T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe enough to seriously wound me or leave me drugged and naked in mexico T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but not to impersonate me via texts T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so that guy musta really had a strange bend of mind when he did that T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: nah, farther out, like collinsville or so T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: if you knew the area you'd be so much less surprised T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ahhhh T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav clubs VampireDude like a baby seal. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I thought you meant the east side T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: makes some custom-fit, baby VampireDude leather boots T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: doh! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, you can't wear those during the daytime or you'll catch fire T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: by the way, though T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i treated them with Escobar's smegma. they're dayproof now T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: did i tell you guys that i got a random unsolicited letter from a guy in north carolina saying he was a chick in russia wanting to be my girlfriend, ? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol did he not understand how postmarking works? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I seem to recall hearing about this story already T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: apparently he is to the point now of obtaining a visa in moscow, without evening knowing what city or state i live in... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: which seems sort of unusual to me T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but maybe it could just be a coincidence, and he could really be the girl he claims to be T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: in which case it would be cool to meet her. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you seem convinced this she is a he though T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: any reasons for that? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Duluth T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, usually most fake chicks are also men T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not other chicks pretending to be fake chicks T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but at either side of the coin, north carolina is different from russia. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: a bit T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep, in soviet north carolina... fake chick emails you T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you can't see Sarah palin's house from North Carolina T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus no, but you can see bill clinton's bordello T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I can't either, but then then again I'm not in NC and the internet's a wonderful thing. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyways, they don't want an invitation letter from me, they don't want me to come visit them, they dont want to talk to me on the phone. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and they didnt ask for any money. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yet T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so... if it is a scam, it's an odd one T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i think they will learn at the embassy that they have to know where they intend to visit... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if they in fact visit the embassy at all. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: they apparently live in wautauga county, north carolina though... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so i doubt they will really go to the us embassy in moscow. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or maybe... they use... a web proxy... through north carolina, for an even stranger reason T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why is that where the postmark is from or did the silly bastard give his return address? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus no, that's where he registered his email account to T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: oh its an email lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you know where you put in your address information and so on... or 123 anytown lane T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: density prevails T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: they didnt do a 123 anytown lane. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that'd be too obvious T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: 123 Outtamy Way T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the obviosity didn't change there, except that it's funnier T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but if the email thing turns out to be an error. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, use ' Otami Way' make it resemble japanese T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then some real person, who found my email through a website that i am not registered on... is obtaining a visa in moscow to visit me, even though they don't know where i live... at least, as far as i know T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and just has an odd habit of registering their email account to boone, north carolina T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i think one of your friends is trolling you T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: on the other hand, they have a pet cat, and really cute photos. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus no, i asked my friends, they said it wasnt them T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's what i would say too T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no man it's not me.. idk wtf you're talkin about T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus hmn. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but she even knew the name of her cat. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's called phishing T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: vampires can have a reflection if they desire it. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: .... these things can be made up T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus what kind of person would make of the name of her own cat T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: see it's easy watch. my cat's name is kiki T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: surprise, i haz no cat! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no its not, your cat's name is mr snuggles T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: is that because you kick it T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: everyone makes up the name of their cat/daog/kids T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: actually it's short for kittykitty T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, ok. so then the cat name could've been made up. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but what about the photographs. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: photoshop? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: somebody is actually in the photographs. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: google is my friend T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: again.... photoshop? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what about their lack of responsiveness to questions about their city? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: random surfing of the internet's picture galleries. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar but these are like 4 years worth of photos of the same person T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: in most cases, you can download them and use them in your own way. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nod... there's the possibility that some part of what's been said to me is false T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: still could have been obtained from somewhere else T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: for example, the fact that they got my contact info from a manager at a website where i am not registered. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was on an email group with a lady who was stealing pictures from another person's website about a sick child claiming it was her child. another lady was claiming she was raped and pregnant with triplets, when it came time for the babies to be born.....they died T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: on the other hand... they havent asked me for my address, they havent asked me for money, they havent asked me for an invitation letter T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or it could be like in Bringin' Down the House (Queen Latifah and Steve Martin) where the person emailing you is actually the person in the background you overlooked rather than the hot babe posing in the foreground. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all lies, all pics were stolen from the internet T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: technically in the picture, but not who you expected. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, havent seen that one... latifah is a celebrity, but she doesnt act so much as play herself T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nod. the internet is the alpha and omega of bullshit claims T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I've done that rofl T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i claimed to be the "ugly friend" in a picture T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've also sent a picture of my sister saying it was me.... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you constantly claim to be ugly shanon, but i know otherwise :-p T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus runs his hands over SexyButt Shanon's body, slowly stripping away the clothing... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, the photos show two people, one of them is supposed to be her mom. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus tightens his grip on his weapon, preparing for battle with SexyButt Shanon! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and her mom is quite shapely too. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i.e. fat T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the funniest scene is where latifah's sleeping and steve comes in to wake her up and she wakes up swinging. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we do resemble each other so i figured it was close enough lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus no, not fat... a little old. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm curvy...i have curves in places that shouldn't have curves T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I'm curvy too, my dick bends at a right angle T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: isn't a woman's entire body pretty much curvy? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but let's say for a second they were fishing, why not ask my birthdate or my address. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but luckily i have a pretty good personality so that makes up for my "ugliness" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you've done the tootsie rolls, then, huh? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they're gaining your trust first T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: smack my ass and ride the waves baby! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus but i trust the IRS... they should have gotten to that point by now T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: because those are known red flags for scam. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: yes please :) T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus slaps SexyButt Shanon's thighs and goes surfing. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar is there a list of red flags i can peek at? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: probably, but I didn't bother go looking. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i tried googling the form letter like text of the letters and all i came up with were mail order bride scam blacklist sites T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: which is odd, since i didnt order any bride T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hmmmm T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'd say you haz your answer buddy T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and after 2 hours of checking the photos on there, the girl wasnt on there yet T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so she might be real. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: schrodinger's cat time. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: scammers have gotten sophisticated enough in their background setup that they actually build fake websites modeled on the real thing. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: open the box! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: she is both real and unreal until the box is opened. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, okay, my chief two questions that are not adequately answered is 1, how they found me, and 2, why they won't use my narod.ru email instead of the one they use T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'm telling you man you got randomly emailed T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it happens all the time T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: probably random surfing. They may also have legitimately purchased the list from a vendor who sells lists of such info T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i have a whole folder of emails called SPAM and half of them have my name in the To field... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: my future questions are, how do they hope to get a visa without knowing my address, or if they know my address, how. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a scam i'm sure T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why worry about it VD? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it can only go as far as you take it T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's probably just a cover story T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody wants you!! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh wait, nm....that's my morning chant T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: staring into the mirror? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: sounds like a quick way into depression T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i go the other route T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: while shaving my chin hair T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i have someone else tell me :-p T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's great, i can even do it with random people now. just walk up, say hi, and they say "nobody wants you" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon... =( T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awesome!! teach me please T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you really have to work on your approach, and first impressions are key T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? you know it's true! you've said so yourself that i'm ugly T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea that's why i grope you every chance i get T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i scare them before i even get close :( T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus gropes SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gropes herself - YUCK. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I bet Shanon shaves her lips. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: oww T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i bet that shit hurts T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, which ones? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: exactly T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus but they claimed they got my email from the manager of a website, where i am not registered T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so... thats different from buying it from a vendor T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then they have the "wrong number" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it only hurts if you use an electric or a dull razor T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so it's obviously a scam. report as spam or even block the sender and move on? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he likes the attention... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: apparently T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg omg omg, someone actually wants me?! *cums in his pants* T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tell you what man i'll sign you up for some websites that are sure to send you some emails so you aren't so lonely. what's your email? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: whose pants did you cum in?! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's just rude.. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry :( T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: unless you're sharing some funderwear, then it's acceptable T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just get so excited sometimes and can't hold back T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: haz you funderwear? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you might be ok T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, well, it gives me a chance to work on my creative writing skills T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no :( T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody wants me!! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: funderwear? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, you still have a standing invitation to stalk and seduce me some time. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: take cell phone. put on vibrate. put in underwear. call self. tadaaa! funderwear! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i will pass thanks T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm too ugly for you T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: damn VD lol. turned down by Shanon T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: are they good with catsup? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon. the right mix of stalking and seduction offsets that. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: make sure its at night. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have better things to do T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: thanks though T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you can't simultaneously stalk and seduce T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: better things to do. i see. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, like stalk and seduce vagus T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at this point he still thinks i'm cute T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i maintain a healthy illusion for our friendship's survival T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but for real, if the person turns out to be real, that would be great too. they seem like a nice enough person T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and they have really good taste in photos to fake an identity with T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: until you wake up without your liver T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: in a bathtub full of ice T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, remember that university of colorado boulder professer whose russian girlfriend eviscerated him murdered him and then disappeared back in like 2004? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it was in the news T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: he liked fat chicks apparently T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: damn and boulder seemed like such a nice place T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: she was elite spy T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar not according to the news, in the news, she was girlfriend T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: contacting agent Fat. come in agent Fat. have you eliminated the target yet? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you have trouble with the concept of "undercover", don't you? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, is 'fat' your penile moniker? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no that would be woah T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar what can i say, legend just doesnt make sense to me, its good i don't work near spy types T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, so you don't like names like ' Sir ' or 'Boss' ? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: how do you know you don't? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nah, not much of an authoritarian type T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: Dokkar cause the only psy ops and spy types I've ever been near didnt work near me T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: but I love the idea of Keanu Reeves looking at my junk and going.... "woah!" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, oh... you're gay? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no i just enjoy being impressive T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. you should check out tsa.gov T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: they really like looking at men's penises T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: meh too tame T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that and I don't wanna wear a Rad tag all day. i prefer NOT knowing my rad level T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus would you be more offended if someone looked at your penis, your balls, your scrotum, or your choad, on camera? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why would that offend him? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: depends on how they were acting when viewing, I suppose T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: kinda hard to offend me really T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i see. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want people looking at my penis T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: myself, i'd rather not be on camera for such things unless it was some sort of paid gig. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: maybe if they refused to look i'd be offended T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i seem to have misplaced it :( i think it might be broken...there's just a tiny lil nub there now :( T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyways, the north carolinan guy or russian girl goes to the embassy today apparently, in moscow , even though you can apply for visas's online before going for appointment T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so... i guess i'll find out soon why they didnt. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no...i won't look! *covers her face, sneaking a peek between her fingers* T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and if its a scam, the money request comes next T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: victory is mine! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: anyone else a GW member? :-p T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: DOH! I looked! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: pun not intended T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but the girl, if she's a she, knows her favorite food, her favorite movie, her favorite actor, her cat's name, and her favorite kind of pie. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you can't get all of those right, without knowing something about the person T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: make it up! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: all of these things can be made up... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ever hear of authors? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my favorite food is fried squid T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus what about her lying about the phone service in russia, you can't just make up that T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: calamari! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you can't make up lying? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: im pretty sure you can... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'm 7 feet tall T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: see how easy that was T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 6' tall T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, no, you're 6' deep T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish!! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: I'm 5'7. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I'm only 6'2" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just lol'd really loud in the bar heh T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then the 4" toy i have wouldn't hurt so much T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: jeez shanon T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, you ever tried beads? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you're not ready for me then T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's rather personal isn't it? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'd bruise your cervix, and trust me, that's more fun for me at the hospital than it is for you T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so if she's not lying, her email headers might reflect the ip of the network cafe she is said to have sent them from T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: all the nurses come out to see who did such a thing and i just wink at em T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and now that she's in a different city as stated, they would be different again T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not so bad...i've had that happen T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if one can assume that her computer skills don't have her forging headers, or using proxies... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and if they did, then she could install skype. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: vampiredude... go out in your town and meet a girl. forget this russian person who isn't real. problem solved T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus they could be real, schrodingers cat remember T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i opened the box dude, the cat's dead T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have skype T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon yes, but you're not in north carolina or russia. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no clue how to use it, but i have it :D T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i could be!! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, want to skype me sometime? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop picking on me! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: shanon, you have to sit on the mouse to make it work T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus thats just sick =) T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: then wiggle T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: do it! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: NOW! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: get to the chopper! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm fat, i will break the mouse T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: Go short people! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok i'm seriously so short it's illegal for me to sit in the front seat. i should be in a booster seat T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Adventures in Sendhia, we really just went to fucking shit here T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i probably shouldn't be allowed to drive!! rofl T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummmm no, i don't fuck shit here or there T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, unless you consider my husband shit... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: not even a frozen shit-dildo covered in a condom? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, not even then because i don't fuck him either T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is his shit brown or green? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: alaskan pipeline? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeeewwwwwwww no mael T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: is that that it's called :P T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: My dog took 2 big shits today within hours of eachother. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nice! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: My dog didnt not take a piss the subsequent time he took a shit T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: He did piss the initial shit T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so 1 pee 2 shits? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lots of sugar in his diet? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: your dog gives 2 shits, be happy! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from Lost Vagus in utter terror and horror! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG YOU SCARE ME!!! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: omfg weedman hurry up and get here T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: YAY! The WeedMan cometh! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus has red eyes and a perma-smile. he must've got the bong out. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus just loaded Princess Shanon a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking questors to slay eric, the dreaded demi bee T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus licks a Vegetable. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon wishes she were a vegetable T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: anyone wanna play with my friend the Vegetable? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: no. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: what the fuck is mxit? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: a shit sandwich with no bread T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: I'm mxit. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vixxen, do mxiters wear underwear? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: I don't. I find it more comfortable that way. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg that's awesome! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a pretty good guesser lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen blinks innocently at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: anyway. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: whats that medical condition where your foreskin won't unfurl? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: pheno something? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cryptosporidium anyone? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking teriyaki beef jerky T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking lack of muscle strength and fucking tight lids on fucking jars T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol get a balloon VD T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: need a man to open that for you? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: stretch the balloon around the lid and then turn T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: balloon gives really good frictio T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i dont have a balloon T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sighs. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that sounds soooo bad vagus T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spongebob squareshorts got a balloon. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well i was gonna say just a piece of thin rubber but who has that just laying around? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Stop mudding and do some push-ups. Open lid. Profit! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo i can't do pushups this week. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: 100 pushups and 100 situps every morning *flex* T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Then masterbate furiously? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus my doctor said no situps, . T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you know it T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: with as much eye contact as possible T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo i considered that, but i dont have any lotion T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Dry fist it! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: spit on it T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just go it dry T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok, side to side, or more of a polishing forward and back motion? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Oh, curse channel, you bring out the nasty. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: give it the round the clock treatment T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all of the above T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, oh, more of a helicopter? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea helicopter T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i see. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: in the meantime, i need to open this jar. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so let's do that first, and masturbate second T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you could always opt for the dutch rudder T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: but you need a buddy T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah-hah. its open T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: now i can enoy some tostidos dip T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: let the party begin! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: But it's not gay, you're not touching each other's penises. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, when one has tostidos dip, one does not need to masturbate. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dip cannot last forever young grasshopper T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: That must be some dip. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant yes. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it is. it includes spinach T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the non radioactive variety T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Except that I've had tostitos dip... and it was not impressive. At least not as impressive as pleasuring myself. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus is agreeing with that Shameful Dugrant person again... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant, you had the wrong kind? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you did it wrong T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i never found pleasuring you to be as enjoyable as the dip T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: see? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Who cares about your enjoyment? Pleasure me! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant no, i have dip, i do not need you to be pleasured T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: if this is gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Then I'll have to take matters into my own hands. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant gropes himself - YUCK. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: almost there.... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant lowers his head while drawing in a deep breath and lets out a resounding "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant, do you ever consider using ice first so that you can improve your stamina? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus calls for a cleanup on aisle 3. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I'm more about getting optimum Ejaculation per minute than I am stamina. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i always thought ejaculating slower was a more mature method. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: Epm's eh? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you are so much more high school like, dugrant T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what is your approximate epm average dugrant T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant bows deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Depends. 0.7 usually, but if I'm doing perfect stranger I can hit 2 or 3. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant do you find it easier to ejaculate with eye contact, or while blindfolded? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: stranger danger. nod T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, there's a song by ace of base, ' i saw the stranger' T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I perfer to work without a mirror. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: in the eyes of a stranger T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: get it right T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn, is it eyes of? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: The guy on the other side of the mirror is a creep, I don't want him watching me while I wank. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: guess i should put an ipod on my wish list. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: my knowledge on this matter is ridiculously immense T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant, who do you want watching whilst wank thou doth? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Gotta be immense somewhere. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: badum chshhh! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, do you know the song ' happy nation' ? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Don't know, never had anyone watch me wank. You offering your services? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or the name of the french band that ace of base toured with? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fucking word for word god dammit T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus pulls out a gun, puts it in his mouth, and blows his head off. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant, a sponge bath came close once when a group of cnas asked me to wash' down there' and stood and stared at me while i did. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why did you drag up that black and tortured part of my existence VD T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Fuck the toddler is awake again. Back to being the human elevator. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: don't fuck the toddler T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dugrant try the airplane ride instead T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Uhh... put a comma after that fuck. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dont fuck the toddler into a coma! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you fiend! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: don't fuck the toddler into listening to shania twain T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just back away from the baby Dugrant T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nice and slow T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: bouncing baby buggy bumpers T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no one needs to get raped here today... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude looks at SexyButt Shanon ponderingly. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop looking at me like that! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus peers intently at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude gives Lost Vagus a smile, and suddenly he seems to feel a whole lot better. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, you ever notice how fat people are never featured in porn masturbating to other fat people? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nope never noticed that.. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: but an astounding observation sir T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: have you notified the proper authorities? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no, i dont think starling is online T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea she is :) T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, do you think starling would look better as a redhead? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i have a bit of a thing for redheads so my answer is very biased... T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: really? i like girls with nice eyes, and a neckline T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cower in terror as you realise that VampireDude is a dreaded Vampire!! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was born a redhead...then i turned brunette T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: love me some ginger T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, you were born covered in mucuous and vaginal trappings T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus dons a necklace made of garlic. T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: in the sunlight my hair looks red though :) T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: mmmm vaginal trappings T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sunlight, eh T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon tells VampireDude to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: holy crap what the hell was that T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's what she said T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: skullcrusher, that was a kidney coming out of your rectum T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they call that rectal distension T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: happens to pornstars who do too much anal T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: i think i might have found a bug or glitch in Oz T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: something you should tell us skully? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: l T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loghain: aarg fuck man! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: YES! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: let's! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Loghain screams loudly! T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck man! but first I have to find a man to fuck T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls her eyes at Lost Vagus and mouths the words, "LOOO-SER". T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: take this medication with plenty of water, avoid prolonged exposure to direct and or artificial sunlight... may cause diarrhea if persists or ecomes evere notify dr or rph T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how the fuck do you tell if the diarrhea is severe or not T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you'll know T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sometimes i wonder if you even have a brain T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, but isnt all diarrhea the same? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well is the measurement by volume, by solid-ness what? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my mom used to tell me i have diarrhea of the mouth because i don't know how to shut up :D T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you just know... severe would be like not being able to get off the pot because it's coming out constantly T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and this is just really gross. i don't care about your shit T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so its more of an issue of frequency? T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: google it T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: become friends with google T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: oh ffs T3/r3/2011-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wtf! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: THE BIRD IS THE MOTHER FUCKING WORD T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael, being a stupid cunt, exclaims "lolx!" You now want to kill him. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude gives Mael the look of death. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nuclear Launch: you mean undeath T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude spots a 'vampire', leaping upon A Nuclear Launch and burying a stake deep in his heart! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael lops off VampireDude's head with a loud, rusty chainsaw! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: Fuck the graveyard T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenlorn: necrophiliac T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: is it just me or is anyone else noticing some latency T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: only in my balls T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skullcrusher: your not the only one noticing im getting some lag T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no lag here :D T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: IF YOU SLOW DOWN THIS BUS'LL EXPLODE T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: are you on it? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: a bus? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if you're on it then i'll slow waaaay down so it explodes T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe next time.... T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grabs Dr Jek in a head lock and NOOGIES him... ARGH!!! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: if young sandra bullock is on the bus then I'll gladly get on the bus T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: If I was keanu reaves I'd hop on random buses and yell "theres a bomb on this bus" T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: If I wear Keanu I would fuck hot bitches all the time T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: your plan is to wear keanu reaves and then fuck hot bitches? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Twice T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: now that thats cleared up.... T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude just got another e-mail from that one person who may be scamming him T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude prods Shameful Dugrant into action! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder if dugrant is still here T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so dugrant and shanon both left? eh. k T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyone else here good at knowing whether or not a person is being scammed? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: So this is where I can talk about cock sucking cunt whore goddamn fuckin bullshit ass munchers right? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina: shut up T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scryn: nope.. thats gossip T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yes, your mom is an appropriate topic of conversation on curse T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Denarius: clantalk? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: I'm just playin with the channels. =P T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no personal attacks T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: man, we're all full of love on this channel aren't we? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter tells SexyButt Shanon to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: =P T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lets out a string of curses at MadHatter that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored her. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sibling love.... T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: In actuality, what does this channel get used for? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: mostly for chat T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: saying stfu to shanon T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: picking on me :( T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos tosses Shannon a large towel to soak up her tears. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pick on the little guy/girl T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: I gotcha. lol T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's mostly for chatting, bitching, sex ed.... T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: well speaking of sex ed, I explored a bizzarre fettish this weekend. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh lord T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure i want to know T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scryn: your poor dog. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: i love shemales too T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: hahahaha, no! But I did pee on boobies T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i broke my penis off :( T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: ill glue it back no worries T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: YAY! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: just take it easy till it dries, i get tight sometimes T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: lolol T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Side Note: Did you know there's a 3rd sex pronoun for shemales now? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: omfg really? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Him/Her/Hir He/She/Zhe T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cheezburger? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: lol T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh... T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Dead serious too T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: just sad is what it is T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Well, that's technically not true T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuntuk: How could that work in spoken language? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: interesting T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream gasps in astonishment. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: It's for transexuals T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and what do we call you? zhe? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from FootLong Cheezburger in utter terror and horror! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: He will work :P T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: for now right? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok just checking T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: till what 3am? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: lol T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm getting sleepy T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm afraid to sleep T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael reads SexyButt Shanon a story and tucks her into bed with a kiss. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I've lost my teddy bear :( T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: you still have one T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pouts. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: -> 13) a teddy bear SexyButt Shanon T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: DAMN YOU! T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm holding it for a friend? T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: locate object to the rescue T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's not really mine...honest T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: that's what T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: she said T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really should get some beauty sleep though T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: night guys and....girls T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: night guys T3/r3/2011-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Denarius: what about the transsexuals? T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well fuck, sammy hagar wasnt dead... he was just abducted by aliens T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina: You may need a deep self-discovery before sharing the seed of life with another T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross: I'm really getting sick of coming back to the computer to find that I've had a ton of spam because some prick woke me up in the aard hotel T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coup de Calamar: simple solution...don't idle in the aard hotel T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: get over yourself, or buy a sleeping bag T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: that ... T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so... i got another e-mail response to my question ... T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the guy from north carolina that is telling me he is emailing me from russia and stuff, didnt answer my question, instead sent me an email asking why i didnt give him my address yet T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you're an idiot, I'm sorry, had to be said T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Dr Jek!!! SexyButt Shanon cheers him on. T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, mars thinks its a scam T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: of course its a scam, he didn't even read your email, just has a bot to reply to you T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, but what kind of scam ... T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek he read some of the earlier emails though... i know his favorite cake topping and his cat's name T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: so ? T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek so a bot cant do that, a real person had to T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: sure a bot can.... T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek okay ... but i already gave him my phone number before, and he is asking it again by bot now? T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its just part of the scripted letters T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i gave my whole flist my address rofl T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok, but he responded to my questions pretty darned intuitively if they're just a script T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: if you're too dumb to understand just send him what he wants and be on your way T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody paid any attention :( T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon... you didnt give me mars 's address T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek nah it is ok... i am gonna try and get a reply T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you aren't on my friend list dumbass T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: supposedly he went to the zoo today in moscow ... T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i said....I gave MY flist my address T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh, not thy flist, my flist T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, my flist not your flist T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: right, thy flist, not my flist T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek, so how come you think his script lied about telephone service there? T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: dude, I don't care...get your reply or whatever... T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jek, afk for a bit, but expand when i get back ok? T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no....done with you T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sobs in misery. T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody fucking cares VD!! T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coup de Calamar: Eww...you called him VD... T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: he is T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know...isn't that funny?! T3/r3/2011-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coup de Calamar: yes and...yes... T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Oh goddamn it. I finally get better from a month-long flu and I blow my voice the first day. T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Fuck me. T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VanHelsing: ... T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VanHelsing has red eyes and a perma-smile. he must've got the bong out. T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel explains. 1: Cut a hole in a box. 2: Put your junk in that box! 3: Make her open the box. T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol my bro from another hoe... fuck thats hilarious T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Winkle-2000 Idiocy Machine and Smurf Crusher just got a face full of WinkleWinkle's balls! T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: interesting T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WinkleWinkle: it's a curse-only social T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I know, just interesting the mob you used it one XD T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: on* T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WinkleWinkle: I hate that mob :) T3/r3/2011-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WinkleWinkle: it's on someone's mansion T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: A wounded warrior's Broadsword DECAPITATES you! Have a nice death! fuck:( :( T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: CR please... this fucking trash got disconnected so the master cleric in deathtrap killed me T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: need a new modem :( going to burn this one as soon as i get a new modem T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mellisa: good idea T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude called yahoo to report that scammer from north carolina ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey can anyone teach me how to insult people for being ' on the rag ' in languages like serbian and croatian? T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: try shouting out some islamic jibberish (like the old-guy dummy-puppet that Jeff Dunham uses does) and end with "DIE A VIRGIN, YOU FILTHY RAGHEAD!" T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar no i said serbian, not saudi arabian T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: did Milosevic and Radzic kill off all the muslims in that area? Or are they not the raghead type of muslims like in the middle east? T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar um, i dunno how many they killed, there was some big news thing about milosevic though T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar but i'm meaning tampons, not turbans T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul: lol T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: try a translation site and type in the phrase "OMG, your hat looks like a giant used tampon! LOL!1eleven" T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or you could say something like "Dude, you're doing it wrong. Tampons go inside your body, not on it!" T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar hmn. T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i guess that's one approach T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh cool chaos is taking applications T3/r3/2011-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostSoul sings to Mael, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I fucking hate being sick T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I blame you! T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Typo Qurrm Kallendbor: blame advenchurer T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know him/her/it T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'll blame mael T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's not paying attention T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael pulls out a RED button that says BLAME ULTIMATE. T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael blames Ultimate! T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: god fucking dammit why can't drug dealers be where they say they're going to be when they say the will be there? T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fucking wasting my time i could be mudding T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tarnis: is listening to the song Winning by Charlie Sheen T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuck i hate. stab. stabby face. RAWWR! T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus pouts. T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus pulls out a gun, puts it in his mouth, and blows his head off. T3/r3/2011-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: were fellopian tubes named after some fellow? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scryn: there are too many fucking oysters in maelstrom T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scryn: even with the hunt trick.. I had to get up to 50.oyster before I found the one I was looking for T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Yay fucking! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scryn: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: oh shit im busy T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: herodotis where are you mahn? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: the smell of ganja comes from the criminals shitting themselves while waiting to be caught by the dea T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: no i've smelt people who shat themselves it's far different T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: offensive to the nose, not enticing T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: good weed smells GOOD. what do you think inspired man to smoke it initially? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it smells a million times better than tobacco for damn sure T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina grins evilly. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tobacco will make me puke in a dense enough cloud T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: while at the same time I've been in a room so full of weed smoke you couldn't see the person you were passing to and there was no vomiting T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so your assertion that weed smells like shit is based on poorly gathered evidence and imho anecdotal evidence which we'll dismiss as heresay T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: hearsay even T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: - 1 T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zylias: its cigarettes that smell foul thats for sure T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: cigars are even worse T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: one guy smoking a cigar will chase me right out of a room T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: babybutt cigars are foul T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zylias: nods even though its hard to get much worse than cigarettes so that is saying something T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i like to think that even people who smoke cigars don't like them that much, they can't even inhale the smoke.. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: curses T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyliz: Straxxus curse -h 30 T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheni: Got to go to cali, and visit a cannabis boutique, like baskin robins, 31 flavors :p T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wow there are still curses on -h 30 from me from last night heh T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: holy fucking cow, weed man returns from the twilight zone with the most epic bag of dankness :) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: like fucking this T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: i fucking know T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuckin awesome! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fork you man! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: u know thats fucking attack i hope u get fucking bannen T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: i fucking love dannon yogurt T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i fucking love this band. they are the greatest band ever, period. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ladies and gentlemen....TENACIOUS...D!!! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: biff tannen is one of the best fucking bad guys in movie history! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: manure! i hate manure! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: seriously tho, who hates cowshit? wtf T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's where shrooms grow from T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: why don't you make like a tree.......and GET OUTTA HERE! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: i hate africa T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: where do you think the phrase 'that's good shit' came from? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: that phrase came from doc dre T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: think of all the inbreeding it took for all of the tannens and mcflys to look the same over 100 years T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's some hard work there man T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: incest is truly a family's greatest test T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: dont come to south afrca it sucks and stinks and people stink like preperation and mud T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: preparation h? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: tia brother T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: prespiaration T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: prespiaration.......well FUCK ME! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: get the hell outta there!!!! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: where is it? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: perspire fuck mhan T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: this is africa T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tia T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: at the ocen T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: the hell i'm to get outta here T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: donde? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen jives. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: im only 14 wah shame T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: dude.....it smells like PRESPIARATION! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: don't make me rape you Vixx T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: is lix to fingera gal? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: ? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: how does one decapitate someone with a broken table leg T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i swear i have the worst fucking luck with vorpals T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: if a mob can vorpal me he will T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: those angry drunks and their lethal table legs, fuckin psychopaths T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan tells you all to "Quit fucking whining!" T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: god fucking dammit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow... so the pretender never has a climactic ending? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: television is so cruel, building up a storyline and then leaving it unended T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: heh ever watch Lost, or Heroes? it seems to be the new trend for tv shows T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus no, never? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i don't have cable. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: was Pretender one of those shows that got cancelled early, or did they just end it badly? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus... you should change your title to ' found Waldo. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: when I find him I will T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: What about The Sopranos? They always ended every episode with an unanswered question. Look at the final episode. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: I found him. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: don't wanna false advertise T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank um, that doesn't seem like an unanswered question to me T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: he blacks out, and the season ends. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: he doesn't black back in. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: The Sopranos ending was intended to be from the victim's eyes. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: blacking = 1 way T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: He doesn't black out. The series blacks out. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and I thought Tony dies, hence the cut-to-black? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank you need to watch it again =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if i had hbo, i would watch their carnival series first though T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ever see Surface? another series abandoned that had promise T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I have. There's nothing to indicate that he dies. The series ends. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the one with the circus troupe and the russian soldier with the weird medical problems T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus no? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: oh, that's right. They wanted to leave it open in case there was interest in a Sopranos movie. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar what happened to the latina chick who was a single mom that tony jr was doing? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it was about a newly discovered creature from the deep oceans that have the ability to zap things with high charges of static electricity, and they get massive... big enough to eat tanker ships T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no idea. I never actually watched a single episode of Sopranos. I just remember the WTF?! reaction from the fanbase. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus i want one as a pet. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but can i get one of those shrimp's that sends out ultra pressurized steam too? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: eggs start washing up onshore and a kid takes one home and it hatches and he has a baby one as a pet for a while T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus omg omg i want one T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it won't take batteries like my tamagachi will it? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Azaezel: she left Tony jr., one of the reasons he was suicidal. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: I wish they made tamagachi vampires instead ... or a tamagachi i could put into my phone X.X T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: azaezel she left him, why?? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: there's probably an app for it.. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus i don't know if the app for it will go to my phone? it's not an iphone T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: leave it to the Japs to come up with a "pocket pet" T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar are you implying that the swedes could not make a pocket pet? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I've had a pocket pet for years. His name is Fap. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I guess "trouser snake" was too obvious or not as cuddly sounding? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar is it true that european underwear don't have a hole to manuever through? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no idea, but such things are called manties. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar ok, but what about the latina chick? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sofaking Vyragos: he said he didn't watch Saprano's .. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: What about her? I'm pretty sure she's not the type to wear manties. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Who the fuck uses the hole anyway? When you have to piss, who has time to maneuver their dork through that hole? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank maybe if you just leave it through the hole all the time? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: don't do that, you end up risking getting the beans above the frank and stuck in the zipper. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I've tried that. It's too uncomfortable. Your dick rubs on the zipper and after a while you get a big raspberry on your wiener. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: my pants have buttons ^_^ ty levi jean company T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I've answered the whole "underwear hole" question completely. I wear Depends and just shit and piss myself as needed. Then at the end of the night I only have one cleanup. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, the end of the night = the day T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you know it's very unhealthy to sit in your own waste for extended periods T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus that's not true at all T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I didn't say extended periods. I don't have periods. I'm a guy. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ok then, shit yourself right now and sit in it til tomorrow VD :-p let's see how dedicated you are to this premise T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus first pay me 300.00 us dollars T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: we need an event that will cause me to have shat myself before we can proceed. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: 24 hours is too long to sit in your own poo and pee. Especially in northern climes. It gets really chilly. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: not my problem T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that sounded a mite too firsthand-experience-y. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: That's why I suggest no longer than 4 hours, like in the nursing home. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: just remember, that same fecal matter can be used as a fuel source T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that doesn't make it nontoxic... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Well, we could burn it dried, like buffalo chips. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: remember that prison experiment where prisoners in the united states drank unfiltered fecal matter suspension? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Or we could put it in a methane generator, and burn the gas off it. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: in exchange for pardons? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: donate it to the Green Sports Alliance, they'll bag it up and distribute to paying customers on giveaway nights. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nope T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: shit doesn't have a lot of methane, actually T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: No, it doesn't, it has to be generated. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: cow stomachs are great for methane generation T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: also another myth. Cow Farts are stinky but they have no ecological impact. I forget which critter is was, but they're farting like 2000 times a minute. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Methane notwithstanding, the best part of sitting in your own poo is having the underpaid, undereducated 20 something come in and change you, then give you a bed bath. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: manatees. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Mmm...sponge bath... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo don't you hate it when the pair of cnas giving you a sponge bath are dog faced? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Or old and fat. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: or dudes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If they're hot, it aint so bad. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or young n fat T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nowadays your chances are good T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if they're just dog-faced, tell them to lift their skirts up over their heads. You're old and in a nursing home, you've earned that right. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: of getting an attractive one though. lots of girls going into nursing these days T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Tru dat. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus yeah, my anatomy class was full of nursing students T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Anatomy class? What do you study? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anatomy. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: need more nursepower to handle the huge number of aging baby boomers T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: really? I mean. Weird. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If they're old n fat, I just act aggressive. If their young and cute I say things like "Oh mother, you don't need to do that." or "I'm sorry mother, I was bad." T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas you basically just have to have studied latin first and the course is a piece of cake T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they look at pictures of genitals and rectums alllll day T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: otherwise it's a lot of vocabulary. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: They're, not their. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I could understand studying physiotherapy/physiology/biology T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: but isn't anatomy just a part of one of those? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: it's like studying pronouns. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: or studying the battle of gettysburg. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas yep. it fulfilled a science requirement for my undergrad T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: needs context T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: what do you study? The mississippi river. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why not T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Anatomy is part of the body. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the missouri is a cooler river. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Yeah, why not, I'd imagine there's lotsa shit about the mississippi I don't know. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the mississippi is only partly as cool as the missouri. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: did you know that Baton Rouge gets its water from far beneath the mississippi river and it's one of the best aquifers in the US T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: There's a lot of shit IN the Mississippi. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and that's because it dilutes the coolness of the missouri =( T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I asked because I'm also studying anatomy as a part of my classical/sportsmasseuse course T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: sportsmasseuse eh? womens' volleyball/soccer i hope T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Yep :D Exactly that. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus did you know that most hormones don't break down naturally in water in any reasonable fashion of time? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nice T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: finnish nationall womens' volleyball T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you guys sure are spammy today! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas finnish women are the ones that are like really tall right? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuckin make us stop! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus :-p T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Vamp, nah, they're just wide T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: aussie chicks are TALLLLLLLLL T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: do you study just classic massage techniques? do you get to do reiki stuff too? what? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: not all of em T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, you fuckin' make me stop! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Goddamit Vagus. Ever since Bush invaded Iraq, we don't use Frog terms any more. It's Freedom Fries not F**** Fries, and it's Red Stick, not B**** R*****. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they're typically blond, but heightwise they can vary T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. aussie chicks are tall? i thought they were short T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they're stroking their tamagachis so they don't wither away and die from loneliness. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, hmn. k T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, i'm confused.... what were we talking about again? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: physiology would be 10 times longer a class if you dont know anatomy first :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: we do a bit of everything, but we concentrate on sports and classic. Sports due to the fact that we're all combat athletes or some sorta sports fanatics T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: pick a subject. add penis. that T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how much do you have to feed a finnish girl per month? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: combat athlete eh? what form T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: or discipline T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: average intake is about 5 inches or so T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: eureka hmn. i dunno... physiology seemed really boring to me, since we didnt get to go in depth on certain enzymes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Vagus, well we've got some jiu jitsu peeps (OMFG NO SURPRISE THERE), with me personally having done krav maga, kickboxing, jkd, defendo and judo T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You fucking losers. Talking about combat sports like you know anything about it. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I'd imagine the others've done something also T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm into Greco-Roman Full Contact Chess. Pussies. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: krav maga is hardcore heh T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar what do you think the average penis length is in burma? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I'm more into bodyweight stuff and balancing, like gymnastics stuf T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, 1 e.4 T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ever heard of chuai chiao? chinese fast wrestling. rough T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Vagus, it just looks ahrdcore. Spank: lol :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sex is a combat sport if it's done right... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas can you do a maltese cross? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I've never ever liked fast combat sports. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...or wrong T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MadHatter: it is with you shanon T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: heh, seems you had a watered down physio class then T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: only because i love punchin bitches like mario punches yoshi T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Vampire, not yet ;) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I can do a straddle planche. :/ T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's all throws and takedowns, moving onto next target T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe that's why i don't get it rofl T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I like the part of sex where the girl is temporarily paralyzed and then you get to go through all her personal stuff and take the cash. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wish i had a set of chess pieces with vampire shapes... wolves for knights.... evil gypsies for pawns.... orthodox bishops with lacking virtues for bishops T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grammy Gramdel: that's just the chloroform T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they call that kidnapping, rape, and robbery spank T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and a pair of hot demonic chicks for the rooks. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I love brazilian jiu jitsu. It's like chess at its best but like dodgeball at its worst T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yeah, but all at the same time? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas have you ever looked at da-ten tai-ji-jutsu? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tai chi leads directly into kung fu, which leads directly into chuai chiao. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: there's a local club that teaches it ... its kind of neat. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I don't like chloroform. It's too sweet smelling and cloying. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: we were also doing wing chun for a while T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus tai chi seems boring, i'd rather find a place to teach me pi qua quan! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Vampire, no. but then again there's a shitload of martial arts that exist and only a fraction are practiced. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tai chi isn't about being exciting T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I could start my own. Gofuckyourjutsu and I'd be the reigning black belt. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: then I could ask you, have you done this awesome art? People haven't heard of it. It's secret. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's about being receptive to energy and motion T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Tai Chi? Hell what about Kim Chi? That shit'll knock anyone out. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Only a chosen few can practice it. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank all the kimchi i've had was not spicy or sour enough to knock me out T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: same here T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Then you haven't had the right kind. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas, i can use an etch-a-sketch to combo faster than you can combo with your joystick T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or perhaps he's got a defective mouth. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The best kimchi is left to ferment in a 90 year old Korean's vagina. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Vampiredude, your mother's so fat. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: i'm comboing with my joystick in a few minutes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: heh T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas is she? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Nocturnus, thanks for reminding me I gotta do something. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: she's so fat her belt size is equator T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nocturnus remember, if you use both hands, that makes it a threesome T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: no probs T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just don't make eye contact. that'd be wierd bro T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: i'm right handed but i use my left, that makes me special T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: She's so fat the kids at disneyland want to ride her. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus i don't get what the big deal about eye contact is T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas how come you never see catholic priests at disneyland? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: she's so ugly she went to taco bell and everyone ran for the border! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: wait I know this one T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: restraining orders T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: ba da bump T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yeah? Well, you're mom's so fat, her, ah, her ... Yeah! her ass is like as big as the world! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: go on T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Mmm... Fat mama ass... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: your mom's like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks all day then gets laid in the closet T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: she's so fat she bleeds gravy T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, your momma so fat, that when al gore invented the internet, he asked her for structural support T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: shes so fat she heard it was chilly out and she ran to grab a bowl T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, did you know birds often eat 3 times their own weight? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: which isn't much since they weigh like 2 ounces T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yeah, well, yo momma so fat that ... um, she's like bigger than a house. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and proceed to shit it out all over your car T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well that's like, just your opinion, man T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, most birds have no anus T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: when she sits around the house she really sits around the house T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: or your NEW FUCKING 3000e BIKE T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Do you know what the white stuff in bird shit is? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so that means not only can they not have gay sex, but they also cannot shit out of anything but their mouth T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: more bird shit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: vagus lmao T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: there are no gay peacocks! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Oh man, I just remembered, have you guys heard of Jim Jeffries? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: He's great T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude looks at Dread Lord Morinon ponderingly. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Watch Minty's comedian of the month: Jim Jeffries, the bit where he talks about going to amsterdam T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'm gonna need some scientific proof to back up the most birds don't have anuses claim T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Is he like Jeffrey Dahmer? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: is that the dude who killed everyone with toxic kool aid? =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus pulls on a latex glove with a *snap*. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nocturnus no, and the guy that did that was an fbi plant supposedly T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLcsKyGWpc here you go T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: They have cloacas, but I don't know if that precludes anuses. (ani?, Anae?) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: jim jones? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: It's great. I really almost shit myself laughing. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: like a bird with no anus. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: varas, if you tie a bird's beak closed, it will have a mouth full of shit =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: alright show of hands, who's fed a seagull an alka-seltzer? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: me T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: seagulls carry more diseases in their mouths than dogs. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: shit, i better go see a doctor then T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: dogs mouths are quite clean actually T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they have an antibacterial agent in their saliva T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus quite clean... compared to dog anuses? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea those are never clean, they're always dragging ass on clean carpets for that T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh... you mean that's for hygeine, and not sexual gratification? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: there is a supposed dog fucker where i work, i'm not buying it though, she's kinda pretty T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so ask her about it outside of the workplace T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: hmmmmmmmm T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuck my life T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: anyone feel like assisting me with a CR? prison room on borg ship.. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i would, but i'm busy rbidding on stuff while wishing i had girlfriend with amazing green or hazel eyes, dark hair, and a naked body . T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: sounds very occupying of your time T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: You should cut out some mud time, and hit up a club. Get yo dance on, dork! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo, i'm not much of a dancer. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: can you teach me to dance? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ugh clubs T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I could, heh. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, what's worse, ace of clubs or ace of coins? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: salsa dancing is a definite in to some panties T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo, teach me to dance then. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Where you at? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oklahoma T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ...are we talking tarot here VD? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus um, what other kind of clubs did you mean T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Grab a plane ticket to South Florida, we'll do it up in WPB. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: you got help with that cr? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: south florida... like miami or key west or what? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: night clubs... with dancing? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: West Palm Beach! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what's the rent like ? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: palm... beach. ok. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: insane T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: do i need to learn cuban before i go down there? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Not too bad, it really depends on the area you're shooting for. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: area where i won't be shot? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: We've got ghetto to billionaire row. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: really i remember west palm being expensive as hell T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: It really depends on the area. I'm in Palm Beach Gardens, which is an old neighborhood. Rent isn't bad. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: by not bad, you mean like 5 a month? 8 a month? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Plenty of nightlife, plenty of hot chicks. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I pay about 6 a month. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: any of them green or hazel eyed, with short dark hair, and naked bodies? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or at least 2 or 3 of the above? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Yup, plenty of that. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe i should go. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Heh, come on down! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sunlight sounds kind of discouraging T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Lots of that too. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, six a month is a bit more than i want to spend T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I'm not a sun worshipper myself. They say you can tell a real Floridian by the lack of a tan. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and florida is a bit far to travel.... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but free dancing lessons might be worth it ... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you think i can find a cheaper place than that? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Oh, sure. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how cheap you think i can find? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Pfft, tiny places around 45th street go for 2-3/month. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is that pretty far out? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Nope, not at all. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and yeah i'll take a tiny place... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I live in a house, that's why I'm a little higher. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah... a house T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I just watch Jim Jeffries, and he's damn funny, but he ain't a funny as Jeffrey Dahmer. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, did you hear that ted kazynski dislikes spin doctors T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i enjoyed charles manson's sense of humor T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: the band, spin doctors? lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, do you like the song ' charles in charge' by the electric hellfire club? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus no, the professional ones T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo, ok, so let's say i move into a place in florida. how long you think it'll take me to learn to dance? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ok, so I move into a place in Florida. How long will it take me to import cocaine? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Are you completely lacking any sense of rhythm? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo probably. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Messy Jesse: walk down the road? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i can waltz and march well enough T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Hmm, I'd say a couple months. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: How the fuck do you march to a waltz? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Gotta loosen you up, help you find a groove. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo that sounds difficult. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: That, sir, is completely up to you. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, i'm not a quitter, but you might give up after you realize how hard it will be T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers around himself intently. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I'm sure you're not the worse case I've ever seen. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: did your worse case involve a guy with a prosthetic leg? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm not a quitter, but I'm hard. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cause i could see that being more difficult T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: No, but that's something you could work with. A gimmick from the get go. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude raises an eyebrow. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: A dude with a fake leg popping and locking at a club would be awesome. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: Ok, hypo. so... the steps here are 1 ... relocate to florida... 2... find you... 3... find out if you can really teach me to dance... and 4... go to a club... dance... and meet the cute girlfriend type with green or hazel eyes, short dark hair, and a naked body? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Sounds about right. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: don't forget to steal underpants for profit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Vat ees dees? Poping unt loking? I am not familiar? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Spank, in your case it would be 'pooping'. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's an evolution of the robot T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: think about the tinman from wizard of oz T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. well, i guess what i need now is to find a landlord in the florida area T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: who'll accept a tenant from out of state ... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol poopin and lookin T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Look you geeky fucking bastards. You don't need to dance, you don't Roofies (although a roofie colada is my favorite drink to serve), you don't need big bank accounts or big dicks. If you want to score with hot chix0rs, you only need one thing. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: game T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Confidence? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, i don't just want to score with a hot chixor, i have very specific taste. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not just any hot chixor will do. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: This IS game, and it's a shitload better than confidence. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, maybe for a quickie, but not for the long term T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sobs in misery. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank yeah, cause... just like arthur fonzarelli, game really gets you places later in life T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: This will get you any girl you want, unless you're into diesel dykes. No game there. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Honestly, all you really need is confidence. The going out and what not is only in an attempt to meet people. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo i've got confidence, just not in my dancing =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo, i can't even line dance well =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude cringes in terror! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Haha, well that's a good thing. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Fuck confidence. You can have all the confidence in the world, then go home and fap your confidence into oblivion. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank no, fappage takes too long T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: This works when your confidence has checked out early in the evening to go take a shit. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Lol, I think most guys who think they need 'game' to get girls are missing the reality of what happens. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i've heard some fappers can fap in about 3 minutes, but i get bored of the attempt after the first hour T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: You'll come off like a chump who is trying too hard. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo the thing is though, some people just want short term conquests... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and for that, i could see where spank's gaming might help T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So when you have no confidence, when you're looking at Cindy Crawford or Beyonce or Sarah Palin or whoever you're fucking ideal woman would be, and you feel she's unapproachable, this is what you do. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Sure, you might be able to land some drunk slut for an evening, but that's not too tough. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo unless she vomits on you during sex. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that could make it hard to keep going. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: If you feel anyone is unapprochable, than you are lacking confidence, now aren't you? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: This has nothing to do with long term or short term goals. You gotta kick off the opening some time, and this is it. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: clubs are meat markets if they arent into you might as well move on regardless of game or wit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: She's so hot, she couldn't possibly want anything to do with me. Boo-effing-hoo. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo, to be fair, sarah palin has secret servicey types... and would technically be unapproachable T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: FUCK CONFIDENCE! This has nothing to do with confidence. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: That guy does NOT get the chick. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: This is what you DO! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri a meat market eh... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe i should beef up a bit. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: <--- Gets girls without being fake. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: start some cardio and skipping rope? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo improving my muscle tone wouldn't require being fake X.X T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Meat market, library, chem lab, where ever, jesus you guys are making this so hard. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it would require exercising in b etween quest times on aard... that i can do T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if i do pushups for 29 minutes between quests, i'll get results X.X T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but part of finding the right girl, involves being someplace the girl would be T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and somehow i don't feel like that's oklahoma. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You see a girl, you like her, she can do the algorithm in her head that lets her calculate e on the fly. She's got huge tits. She's really "Deep". I don't give a fuck. It's whatever you find attractive, ok? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And you want a way to approach her so that you don't look like a jerk and you don't look like the last 40 guys who approached her. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ok! Build your own fucking scenario. This works! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i agree T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: situational conversation topics are best T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And as for finding the right girl, you have to find a fucking girl first. Right is like step 9. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: You're right about all that, but the key to not looking like the last 40 guys who approached her is to be genuine. Ask her what her interests are, and actually try to get to know her. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: This is better than situational topics. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, ok, but you understand the difference between being the flavor of the week, and being the guy she spends the next 12 years and 6 in divorce court with? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hypo, you're full of shit, cuz that's what the last 40 guys did. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: It's all about meeting your future ex-wife. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: THIS WORKS! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'm saying situational things are good conversation starters T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i do it all day long in the hostel here T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: heh and i've had some pretty awesome results T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: That's bullshit too, because everyone starts with situational things. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: 'How much does a polar bear weigh?' 'Enough to break the ice, nice to meet you, I'm hypo.' T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: not true. most people start with small talk T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: hand her 50 bucks and tell her you wanna skip the bullshit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it doesn't have to stay on the situational topic, it's the ice breaker T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: something that makes them laugh is good T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri lol, i bet that'd work with a lawyer T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: This will open the conversation, place you head and shoulders above anyone who has approached her before, set up the first date, and make you immediately more attractive above all your competition. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus oh i have no trouble making people laugh... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea just dance for her VD T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: YOu want to make her laugh? Pull out your penis. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: heh T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank that wouldn't make her laugh =( it'd make her ask me if i was taking something T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Yes, confidence and (not feigned) interest will put you leaps and bounds above the fake ass dudes who drop lines on her all evening. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Make them laugh, that's the best icebreaker. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: exactly T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and yes confidence is huge. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hypo sure, i make people laugh easily, but that doesnt make the leap from funny guy, to dateable guy. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Oh man, Hypo. A chick will not be able to diffentiate real sincerity vs feigned sincerity since most guys sincerely want to fuck her. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: No, it doesn't, but it sure helps put people at ease. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well if you don't make the transition then you just stay at funny guy T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You FUCKS! I'm trying to tell you something here, and you keep veering away from it. Jeezus. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Spank, you're probably right there. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that we're fucks? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea he's right T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank ah, but this again goes to the difference between the just being a mammal or dog that wants to fuck something... and wanting a girl that will last 12 years and then six more in divorce court? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just approach a girl and ask her for a divorce. if she says yes you found your keeper T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If you want to have an approach to a girl that will get you somewhere fast (not necessarily in her pants), but at least to the first date, then you need to know what that is. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, that's actually a very good pickup line T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And none of you have even come close. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: thing is you never really know someone till you live with them T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Hey, I'm going to get off now. My amazingly gorgeous girlfriend just got home from work! ( I win! ) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: relationships arent without strife T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri, i have to live with myself X.X T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Good chat, good luck fellas! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: herpa derp T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And the reason none of you have come close is because you all lack a fundamental, genetic-level understanding of what you're missing. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank my genes are better than yours ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i get as close as I like actually T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaylo: you want someone to spank your genes? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude gasps as he realizes what Kaylo did. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: travelling isnt very conducive to relationships, but it is very conducive to promiscuity T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: <--- would do well in a gattaca movie. mwhahahaha. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You're genes are fucked because you have male genes, which prevents you from the basic understanding of this premise. As a matter of fact, your male genes may even impart a disdain for this topic. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus nod, what happens in a shithole hostel in costa rica stays in a shithole hostel in costa rica T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: except herpes. that shit stays with you T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, so are you implying that since you have klinefelters syndrome, you are more able to get laid with chicks? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: But if you embrace it, even against your will, you'll find your ability to approach women and have more positive results with them will increase hugely. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: are we getting advice on women from a woman? is that what's happening? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, mel gibson, in what women want? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm implying that I had to look past my (and from my research) almost every other male's blindness for this. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's so simply and you're all talking away from it. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what a girl wants... what a girl needs... whatever makes you happy sets me free? thank you for giving me... what a girl T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude giggles. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ok well if you're trying to tell me that more girls prefer a nice guy who sincerely takes interest in them you're terribly wrong, from my experience anyways. girls secretly want to be treated like shit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Women need something to hug, so I show them the tip of my wiener and tell them that if they want more they've gotta respond in kind. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: unless your a total ass or idiot someone will bite just gotta put yourself out ther otherwise sit down and shut up T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus i've found that a lot of girls seem to base their view of men based on their own parents T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it makes you seem like their dad, and they want their dads T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol VD T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Look guys, I did the whole thing. I bought drinks, I tried stupid pick-up lines, I tried being uber-sincere and talking about "serious" things with girls I liked. The result? "Oh Ted, I'd really like to go out with you, but you're too good a friend." T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: exactly T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri but i dont just want anyone, i want a cute girl with green or hazel eyes, short dark hair, and a naked body. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: thing is in life people come and go T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: and you don't know untill you meet them T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Oh, too good a friend? Then is there something I can do "to piss you off a little? What can I do to make you like me less enough, that you'll fucking go to a movie with me???" T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it'd be great if she had type B blood too ... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: that would be icing on the cake T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ah unrequited love. memories T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: lmao T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So you can keep all the sincerity bullshit. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: katta is single, vampiredude T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: try some tells T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: did i say anything about sincerity? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, what the girl means by ' youre too good of a friend' is, one of three things T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I typed term papers, I fed their fucking cats when they went skiing with some dude that was where I wanted to be. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 1) You're lame but i dont want to be cruel to tell you T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: youre a pushover lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: whatever girls let you do that shit for them know it and exploit it T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: act like a sucker and you will get treated like one T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 2) I'm just looking for alpha males to fuck until i'm 30 with 3 kids and want a nice guy to marry T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 3) it'd be like fucking my brother T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nod T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So now I have something that gets me the first date and sets up the anticipation that she's found a great guy who'll she'll wind up spending some quality time with. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: a big dildo? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus :-p T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: and then you introduce her into Aardwolf and ruin it all? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus nah, i bet spank pretends to be a gay male friend that likes lifetime movies T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: or wow T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's it. the david spade approach T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: wow is what she says when she sees he dildo T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude is agreeing with that Lost Vagus person again... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: AND the first date is always so awesome that the second date is always my call. If I like her, I keep her, If I don't think it's going anywhere, then I drop her. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you should write an AMA spank T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yeah, the biggest dildo I could show her is on here. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: we dont believe you, the name Spank is too much of a reality T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude beats Spank with his =|=L=E=G=O=S=W=O=R=D=>! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's MEEEEE! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol angyer T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: you show her a picture of Dexter? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: spankin it in spite. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: butter T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuckin bitch i hate you *fap fap fap* T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm telling you, this works. I've clued some of my friends in on it, and they can vouch for it. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: thats cool T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And you guys are all shitting around instead of taking it seriously. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what? what works? all i've heard you say so far is what doesn't work and that you get mad chicks T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: no im married so it dosnt matter T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank i'm listening, tell me how to meet the girl of my dreams, in a literal erotic dream sense. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: what is this magical step we aren't hearing T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: angyer i pity you. being married to a woman that won't let you play computer games T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: I get sex like inmates get congegal visits T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: bummer T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: does that mean you get raped regularly to satisfy your sexual needs? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus i dunno, i think being raped by a hot chick, in a non dildo fashion might be kind of erotic T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: yup...she drinks some wine and takes advanage of me...utterly horrible T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if she's ugly though, could be bad T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's not rape if you want it tho T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Look you guys check out the booties and the racks, and the legs and the brains and the artist talent and all the stuff that will come with time, but you need something that will get her interest right away and garner her attention. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus it's rape if you're unable to consent, ie, you're on narcotics at the time T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And it's so simple that none of us see it. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and that is T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: It is sad that a lot of women do end up with men like their dads, to fill that need that was never fulfilled by dad. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You guys ready for this? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: stop dancing around it and out with it man T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nod strax T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: SHOES T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: straxxus so all i need is to meet a guy who is like me, and has a daughter like i'd want? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: I have read a lot of pop psychology crap that stated everyones first love is the parent of the opposite sex. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yep, that's it. SHOES. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: so all i need is some wingtips and i'll be fightin em off with sticks? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm telling you guys. My life change when my attitude towards SHOES changed. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus you know the fun thing about shoe repair chemicals? they set off alarms at the airport T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Not your shoes, fuckhead. HER SHOES. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: we *tend * to gravitate that way, a tendency only i think T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank so in otherwords, the david spade approach T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Look, I found women's preoccupation with shoes stupid and annoying for years. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: chicks dug liberace. liberace did not dig chicks T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: um, i'm pretty sure if i spent 10 minutes asking a girl about her shoes she'd assume i'm gay T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank i found rap artists preoccupation with tennis shoes stupid too T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: taking to much interest in a woman's shoes can lead to uncomfortable silences in front of a judge lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, right T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Who could throw together an outfit in 15 minutes then spend 1 1/2 hours trying to decide which shoes to wear with it? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus and by being gay, you're suddenly trusted friend #1 T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: back to the David Spade method T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank not me, i only have 5 pairs of shoes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i like it T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: <--- counts his hunting boots as shoes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I've got 4 fucking pairs of shoes and they are: Dress shoes, work boots, old dress shoes, athletic shoes. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: vag, thats a cool position to be in. get her drunk, shag her, then proclaim your "cured" of your gayness lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: heh i have 1 pair of shoes, 1 pair of flip flops, and 1 pair of dive boots, that is all T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: sounds like the desperate loser approach if you ask me T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: not that you did I spose :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: afk then T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, i've got hunting boots, tennis shoes, dress shoes, and formal black shoes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and....! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Not at all Chuft. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: really comfy slippers with ears ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: chuft appears to bestow wisdom then afk's lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: afkish T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh i still have chuft on ignore T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You see a girl you like the looks of. You go up and compliment her on her shoes. I GUARANTEE you will be the only male to have ever done that in her life - EVER. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: have to appear as a viable mate otherwise you can write off ever getting any with that person T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i've complimented girls on their shoes before dude you're not the first to think of this T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank i dunno, i get complimented by the clerk when i buy shoes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri nod, procreation and such are important T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: But this is the genius part. You tell her how great the shoes look on her, then you say "The reason I noticed is that I have to go shopping for shoes tomorrow. Would you like to come along? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri, advide me to being a more viable mate? i'm smart, i'm funny, i 'm intuitive, i'm a good listener, i'm smarter than i described when i said i was smart, and i've got good looks. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You've got yourself a first date, BAM, like that. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spank, this is the david spade approach to a T T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i met this dutch girl in costa rica on the beach. she was studying and i was studying her... heh. i start throwing a coconut for a stray dog to chase and gradually get the dog to go closer and closer to her. then eventually he gets close enough and shakes water all over her then i can run over and apologize and move the dog, then begin conversation. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus lol. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that night we met again at a bar, didn't speak 2 words to each other, just walked outside to the beach and proceeded to make the hell out T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus is that because you don't speak dutch? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: she spoke english T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah, i see T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ok, so you take her to a shoe store, Then you try on a few pair, but you get her trying on a bunch. THEN you move into Al Bundy mode, and sit on the little stool helping her on with her shoes. THINK ABOUT IT! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: we just had this meeting of eyes sorta thing and both just knew what was up T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: than what is your issue vampiredude aside from being here passing time if you don't hang the available sign no one will answer T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's not creepy, it's not sexual, but you're establishing an intimacy that would normally be reserved for a much future date. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea cuz al bundy was thrilled with the woman his knowledge of shoes netted him T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri ah, i'm presently uneducated, unemployed, impoverished and had surgery last week =) so i feel like i live my entire life at home, never meet anyone, or do anything. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus :-p T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You have a non-threating body contact with her. You're fun, you're funny, and you're doing something she LOVES! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i feel like i need to show that i am both a capable breadwinner, independant, and get out more. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and also, i don't really like oklahoma. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so... X.X T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: education smedgeucation T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: uh oh, gotta go. a german girl just walked up and asked me out for a drink :-p T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri education tends to be important for the bread winning side of things? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus wait T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: it is a good idea Spank T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus ask her if she as ein shwester T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So, you're on your first date, you've had fun, you've touched her feet in a non-threatening way, and you've spent ZERO DOLLARS! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: but you have to have some style to pull it off T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ein shwester fur mein amerikanische freund T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If the shopping goes well, you then offer to buy her lunch. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: prob cant be a guy wearing a tshirt and hi-tops and then be like..."lets go shoe shopping!" T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If not, you take her home and say "Hey, I had a great time. I'll call you." T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: she went to go shower first T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: true but unless you want to impress with money which isn't a good idea anyways just impress with what you do know T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: masterbate? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You can be wearing a fucking speedo and a bow tie and say "Let's go shoe shopping." T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus good for her, making it so she smells like roses and you smell like sweat T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus but ask her if she has ein shwester? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Holy crap you're still going at it? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: wtf is that lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: yeah if you are wearing a speedo and a bow tie there is no fucking way a smart woman is going to want a lout with no taste along for advice T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri i don't know very much. lack of education and all T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nod varas and i'm still in need of a CR T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Impress her with money? WTF? Think about most first dates. YOu take her out to dinner, drop $50 - $100 and you still don't know where you stand at the end of the night. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: rub some motor oil behind your ears and tell her you just got done wrenching on your ride T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: where Vagus? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: angyer, he died to borg prisoner in stng T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iron Duck Chuft: angyer likes it when I wear a speedo T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: locutus T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh locutus? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: yea well technically its the room past him T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The SHOE SHOPPING first date, you've had fun, you MIGHT buy lunch, and you've SPENT NOTHING. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Angyer: well if you dont know where you stand you must not have been having a good conversation T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: angyer, true. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: nod T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: tell you what spank, i'm gonna do this. will return with feedback T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri so if i take a course on cars, that might work T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, please ask her if she has ein shwester? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i'll take this german girl, Raila T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Angyer, you're gonna take a woman out, drop $50 - $100 on her with dinner, and when you sit your ass down at the table, the conclusion is unknown. By the end of the dinner, you know exactly where you stand with her, positive or negative, and you've still dropped $50 - $100. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: even tho she sought me out here at the hostel after meeting me randomly on the street T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, maybe i should visit a foreign land ... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it'll give me an excuse to have studied all these languages that are otherwise completely useless... and maybe i'll meet people as often as you do . T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i can't wait to tour europe lol, i've met so many hot girls from holland and germany T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: So I'm telling you, this works. You have fun, you spend little, and the results are overall more positive than anything else I've seen. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus yeah, but you realize you're just one of their favorite mistake types, you're not going to end up with one of them for life T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: its all about the social network gotta expand it get with friends who get with friends T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: akuri nod, like the spice girls song! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if you wanna be my lover... you gotta get with my friends... friendship lasts forever.. make it never ennnd T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude grins evilly. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that's ok. i'm not looking for a wife T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: not right now anyways T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus and they're just looking for a cute boy toy. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus right, you're using each other =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus the problem is, the method of meeting chicks like that, is not going to be good practice for meeting the right kind of girl later? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus and find out if she has ein shwester? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: she should be done showering by now if she's not masturbating. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: sure it will. your confidence will have been steadily built up from practice encounters and you'll have no trouble approaching girls that you have genuine interest in T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if she's jilling off you should perform an intervention. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah, but i don't lack for confidence eh? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus this one time i got a scam email from a person in north carolina claiming to be a chick from russia T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: oh god not that again T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: plz no T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and my friend that i told about it, told me i was one of the most self-adsorbed people he'd ever met as i described the creative writing practice it offered me T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: guys like me don't need confidence boosting exercise ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: she's a scam man. ignore sender and move on. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus nah, instead i got to write the the north carolina department of justice attorney general's website 's internet fraud department T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude smiles happily. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus government offices could save so much money if they used shorter names on their business cards and stationary T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but anyways... the idea is the same T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: you should pitch the idea to them, make a commission off the saved funds T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its not that i need an ego boost from fucking ez slutty chicks. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus let's do it together, i'll split the fee with you T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: imagine how much money you'd get to live off from a single sale like that =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: if you really want a green eyed, dark haired girl.. come to peru or colombia, or ecuador, or hell even argentina. there's plenty and they love americans T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus really, i thought most south american chicks didnt have green eyes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like how most chinese chicks dont either T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: just brush up on your spanish T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yo no hablamos espagnol ? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: green eyes are very prominent in argentinian girls from what i've seen T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: permisio? gracias? bueno? deneiro? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: brazilian too. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn... argentina... silvery... shiny! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it's less common in peruvians though T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn... what about short hair though T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: they tend to have brownish eyes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i've heard a lot of south american chicks go for the long haired spanish beauty look T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it varies T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: i've seen all types T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i bet you have. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, seriously though, ask rayna if she has ein shwester fur mein amerikanische freund? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ' habst du ein schwester fur mein amerikanische freund?' T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Lost Vagus. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol ok T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: will do T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: danke schon ^_^ T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fuckin speak american dammit! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus -p T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and remember, if while having sex with her, you need to scream oh mein gott, oder ich liebe dich... das ist ... oh mein gott... oder.... ich liebe dich T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: .... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: ugh fuck my life T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus now what? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the chick met another chick in the shower and decided not to need you? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: why do i keep getting fucking qmobs that are past rooms full of angry mobs T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, its because you quest in the 100-120 range instead of power levelling T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe you just need to learn mist-form T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: well since that's not part of my class skills it will have to wait T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep =) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: and "power-leveling" doesn't go very fast when you have 45 minute discussions on channels T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, it does if you mud one handed, and converse with the other hand, instead of engaging in sexual congress T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude points excitedly at Spank! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: fucking clown shoes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, they're called' bowling shoes' not 'clown shoes' T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: except when clowns wear them T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: clowns can bowl too, there's nothing in the league rules denying access on the basis of mime wear. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn, maybe i should date a mime. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is there a mime meeting /dating website somewhere yet? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: that would be awesome lol T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: a completely silent woman.. holy shit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: idk if that can really exist T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus and a lot of them have cute french facial features T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: it would cause a tear in the time space continuum T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man... alhena was so much more fun to daydream about before she hit tier 9. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus maybe i should go to a french website, and whore myself out to french women to stay active. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn, i wish i had a set of basic carpentry tools to include a plumb and a level. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vagus, is she still in the shower? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is she like washing out her last customer or something? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers around himself intently. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude points excitedly at Kondomo! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. he must not be catholic T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh well. back to questing T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: hey suckerz T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: pg is advised T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: porking goats? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude looks at . o O ( ) Habasi ponderingly. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: oh shit T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: marry me any1 T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not me luke, unless you're from north carolina T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: (Friend) Lois LAne: 'pussy style :P' T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: somehow that makes me think of a fashion contest like hotornot.com T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like whose styles the pussy with spiked hair.... or with mouse... or a mohawk or so on T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe there's a potential for a new fashion craze, mohawks for pussies. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude shrugs helplessly. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that will never catch on if the raze craze is still going strong. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and some people prefer to have their shorthairs ripped out with hot wax T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar really? i've heard duct tape is popular T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what did you think a bikini wax was? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: um, i dont wear bikini T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: good to know, but such procedures are also part of manscaping. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: explain in english? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: manscaping = advanced grooming techniques that previously were the domain of appearance-obsessed women. Plucking eyebrows, body-hair shaving, manicures/pedicures, etc. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: huh T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar are such things... expensive? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: all that is modern day things for women to doo T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the bikini wax is where you slather on a hot-wax paste on your crotch and press on this sticky paper to grab your pubes. You wait a few minutes for the wax to set, and then you kick the attendant's head in after he/she rips it off as hard as they can. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar hmn... isn't it easier to just use a hot lather and a razor ? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and... won't your balls get cold without pubes? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude points excitedly at Icecool! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: it's easier, but waxing is closer and lasts longer T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: no nicks with wax :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn, i see. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and normally you're not relying on your pubes to keep you warm T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you're either wearing clothes, or indoors T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and no chemical burns like with Nair. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc um? i'm not? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. indoors or wearing clothes T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that's supposed to keep me warm? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: And I slowly slice open the shaved sack, pulling the milky white, bulb-ended testicle through the skin as veins of blood run down and bead. Fuck yeah tostitos. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but seriously it gets cold at night ... T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: unless you're in a walk-in cooler, yes :-) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i can imagine my balls freezing and shriveling with no pubic heat T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: pubes were never for warmth, anyways. Biologists think they were for letting the crotch-stink better waft out to attract mates. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but ok, the idea behind shaving the pubes or waxing them is what, precisely? the 'omg i love bald people ' look? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar really, i heard they were to discourage insects from nesting there. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: it's to keep pubes out of teeth :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: who wants to stick their face in an easter basket? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snewb: Which Biologists in particular dokkar? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: Hair hinders pleasure in lickability. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: despite the warmth and moisture. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: have you ever attempted oral sex on a hairy bush? Most folks don't like the taste of hair, regardless of which part of the body it comes from. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ilia really? i thought that some chicks liked guys with beards T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snewb: i dont mind it when im with your mom Dokkar T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: They're sticky slunts. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar i see, so i'll get my face licked more if i am clean shaven? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: don't remember, one of those neat stories you came across on online science sites when bored. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and if i keep my hairy armpits hairy, nobody will tongue them deeply? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: whatever you're into, mn T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilia: Chocolate dicks make my tummy smell like salsa. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: man* T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: come to think of it, i never did learn how do an armpit fart... maybe youtube has it T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ilia by the way, are you female or male? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn... abelinc so if i undrestand the concept properly, if i shave my pubic hairs, it would be like an invitiation to someone to later perform oral sexual acts T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or if i not shave them, it would be an easy way to discourage such offers? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder if thats what they were getting at in the michael meyers austin powers the spy who shagged me movie where dr evils testicles were ritualistically shaved by a swedish waitress named rita T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: well, as far as an invitation or a discouragement...I'd think that letting these people see whether or not you're shaved would be the important moment in the transaction T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka laughs out loud at you. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I believe that I have a 100% success ratio, for women I've shown my ballz to, to women who have had sex with me (ignoring childhood bathing), so yeah, I guess it was perceived as an invitation T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc right... and likewise, if some guy keeps offering to perform oral service on me, by showing him the forest, i can discourage his enticements T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sweet. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: this is going to be effective, thanks man! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: unless he likes furries, in which case it's an invitation T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: one guy actually even emailed me offering me free rent if i'd let him service me X.X i had to email him 4 times before he gave up. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: although ... free rent might've been nice T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: meh. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hindsight is 20/20 T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: put a bag over his head...you cant tell if they are male or female at that point ;) T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: yeah, by "let me service you", he really meant "let me get you into my place where I'm gonna bend you over and do things to you that you really don't want done" T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: eureka, i heard a catholic priest joke once that involves turning a 9 year old over to find out if they were a boy or a girl T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc no no he assured me he already had guys for that, and that all he wanted was someone my age as a tenant that he could perform service on. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like i said, it took a few emails before he gave up T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: there is a difference, you know they are sucking your ballz, you just dont need to see their face :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and people never lie on the Intarwebs T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: eureka well, as long as they don't have braces, you mean T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: imagine getting oral sex from a chick with braces, it could really hrut T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: especially if you had a prince albert or something too T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude cringes in terror! T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: or not, if done well :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: eureka um, i don't mean invisalign, i meal the steel wire braces T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: if you have a prince albert, you're not afraid of braces T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc really? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i dont have one, but i know a piercing chick that does them for 60$ T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: plus the actual purchase cost T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: i know what you meant, my comment still stands :P T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc i don't get what the big deal with a prince albert is anyways though? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, what the big deal is from whose perspective? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the guy with the piercing? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: it makes him "ribbed for her pleasure" T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. so thats what ' ribbed for her pleasure' means T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the same with a reverse prince albert then? T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i thought ribbed for her pleasure was a term for certain condom brands T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: it is T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: not certain brands, just certain styles T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: when they started making them textured, to give extra stimulation T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: meh. that seems counter intuitive to me. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its like saying that a foreign non penile obect inserted into her vagina would be more stimulating than something penis shaped. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: kinda like the female condom T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i guess i'll just fucking go back to reading mit's open courseware website, since its free T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow the national enquirer says that the chick from the waltons had breast implants T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I guess that's a good thing. They could've said there was a fetal monster living inside her breasts. T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking repops too fast T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: holy fuck T3/r3/2011-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: its holy fucking shit T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking urination keeps making me have to leave aardwolf at least once a day T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: ah man. sorry dude T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh well, i guess ill go fucking urinate =( T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if i had a fucking catheter i wouldnt need to leave aard for such useless things T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: pee in a cup T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: how about a fuck T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: why do americans have high pitched voices T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: to get to the other side T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: omfg T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You scream at PastamanT, "Read the fucking announce board already!" T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so if lumina and caddy are both made by chevrolet.... what're the chances of their having similar parts? T3/r3/2011-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imonbreak: My vote is on not likely. T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw, is pharaonic circumcision expensive? T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Ohm. T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: What do a white woman and a tampon have in common? T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: They're both stuck up cunts! T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Nrither of them will ever me near your micorpenis? T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Damn, they also can't type for shit. T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: lol T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Fun fact: the kanji for micropenis translate to small shadow illness T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle comforts RagingFury. T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: lol T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: What's white and fourteen inches long? T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: Absolutely nothing! T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: fun fact: knowing that implies personal experience :P? T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furia: remind me never to (verbally) fight you, Jexebelle. I'd get my ass wooped :D T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL: bah... its always more fun when someone got good slap talk >_> ud just miss out on all the fun T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: Why do white people like to play hockey? T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: Its the only other way to beat something black up if theyre not a cop. T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: fuckin shit every tick 2348932 spells wear off T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teirial: heal T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael looks quite flushed, he must be thinking about some 'group and heal' action. T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teirial: =P T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: a duck T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reims: a luck T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xitium: I'm busy now, maybe later T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: fuck shit T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: FUKUSHIMA T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar sings Ohhhhhh no! There goes Tokyo--no Fukushima! T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: so how many pet iguanas do you think people there are attempting to expose to the radiation? :D T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: note to self: incinerator bot is a bad mother fucker T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: he disposes of chaos portals... T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: he "disposed" of me with 19k damage lol T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lost Vagus: poof T3/r3/2011-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: i guess the word "incinerator" should have been my first clue T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: shit T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: find gods match for you T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury: hehe T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: ???????????? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fuck T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Problem? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: my mom told me not to talk too stanges! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: I wouldn't talk to stanges either, whatever the fuck they are T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Why is Necrofang shaking his ass around like that... and what's that stuck to his ass-hair??? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fuck me up and sideways! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xitium: busy now ... maybe later T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo dances the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with Lukesmart. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's grounds for harassment at my level of sobriety. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: i dont see your ass as aan emmortal anytime so T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: ho T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: bo T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: penus mastibater! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel is wanking again. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: in middle school this kid would say he's a 'pokemon master' and then I'd say bater after that T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Next time the immature kids in my hall sing that song, I know I'll be singing right along with them T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: master BATER master BATER BWAWHAHAHA T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if I were in that situation, I would've asked him how he gets the ball juice out. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: come i teach you you afrikaans masterbate is skomel T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wallorin: *pondering how that would sound on the metallica song* T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not too good, Wally. Even with their best stuff, you can still hear the words over the music and understand what they're saying. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: MASTER, BATER, MASTER, BATER, masterbater of puppets I'm pulling your dick T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: apparently that's verboten for metal bands. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Shoulda turned on curse long time ago T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: all the douc.....cool kids hang here T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: "im a mastebater. I fuck my biggest hater. My pa call me a raper. But im a mind excaper. High on weed the height of a sky skraper. Bye bye girls ima see you later;)" T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pretend to avert your eyes as Legend of Venomangel gives Entopee a good motorboat! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I masterbate to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN6ox8uchwE T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: ill check it out friday T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: you masterbate with ur vigina T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're mom T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I masterbate your mom with a hammer T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel rips Lukesmart's strap-on off her crotch, proving they're a WOMAN! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: why are americans so violent? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you'd be violent too if you were hopped up on fast food and redtube T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Manifest Destiny and American Exceptionalism T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: redtube is lame T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Dokkar is good T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Allahu Dokkar! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: i can change my name but you cant change you ugly face! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: ALLAHU DOKKAR - you a social sciences student? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: sure, why not (it's the internet, after all)? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel must be celebrating Christmas early! he's stuffing his tree down Entopee's chimney! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: you get high on chork T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: lets bang her:P T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Just wondering T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: im in T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: lol T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: hump entopee T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee shrieks as Lukesmart grabs her from behind and begins to hump! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Lukesmart, not a camel, sorry T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You drool as Mimmie slowly removes her panties. Weirdo! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: doesn't "allahu" mean "God" in arabic? Or is it "akbar"? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: lmj stupid americans T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Allahu is allah, akbar is is great T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You stare in amazement as Legend of Venomangel rips Entopee's panties off with his teeth. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart is down on one knee, and cupping Entopee's ass. Ewwwww. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Guys, how do you get so excited about a text-based game? Yeesh T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Entopee mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: easy, we figured out how to turn on the pictures. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: lmj he knows all the sex commands T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: only if there was a rape command:( T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel shoves Entopee's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: That'd be pretty freaky if I had a webcam T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: friend me plz T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel cuddles Entopee. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart takes Entopee in his arms and gives her a long, hot kiss. How sweet. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Legend of Venomangel just popped out Lukesmart's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Lukesmart's ears? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a proper gentleman would proposition her with a TP token, Venomangel. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: He's married, and no, I wouldn't T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: who you talkin bout entopee T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Not you, don't worry T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: seriously? If someone came up to you and offered you a TP to get on your friend list you'd turn down the TP? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: im so fucking happy im married! Die solo's die! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Oh, friends list? I'd probably take it, but I'd feel mean as hell T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee clutches at her chest and falls over dead. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hehe, you've got the attention span of a facebook tween. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: i want to pee entopee T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: iv got a chest chough T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: If aardwolf required me to use my real name and I knew people here, I'd be really discreet about who gets on, though T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wallorin: who gets on? oh i get it :P T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Don't feel mean about turning down randoms on Facebook - probably only 70-100 friends T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: i feel refreashed! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fuck naai penus pipie T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart hugs Entopee. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking exercise T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: as a partial continuation of the other day's ball shaving discussion, i would like to proffer that the balls on the tarot card, ' the devil' do not appear shaved T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is that then indicative of the tarot card printers lack of support for oral sex? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, it's a revelation that the printers have a pubes-tasting fetish. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar, do blonde pubes taste different than brown pubes and so on? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: depends on how far south you travel. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: florida? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I was think somewhere a bit closer, such as his/her anus. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar can't you catch e. coli by licking anal hair? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar remember that guy from the movie gravity's rainbow that died from eating a chick's fecal matter during sex-play ? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: didn't see that one T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you can probably find the movie more easily than the book...the book was banned from print in a few countries T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but basically its about this spy, that avoids detection by always sleeping over at somebody else's place... so he doesnt have to have his own address or papers or so on T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: probably not in the US. We banned Mark Twain (and then re-released his shit with censorship) because he uses the word nigger a lot. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar well, go watch the movie, or read the book then. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, I meant I probably can't find it in the US. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you probably Can. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude lives in the US of A. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude found it at a used bookstore, but didn't feel like paying THAT price for it. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar but anyways, as it turns out, even though spies dont usually have to have the same morality as movie stars... this movie star died due to his sexual immorality. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or the spy he played did , i should say T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so there is a moral to the story? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and its not that one shouldnt be a movie star, or a spy, or so on... but that one shouldn't engage in that sort of sexual immorality T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: What? One should not engage in sexual immorality, you say? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: additionally, i assume that if the spy in the movie, had gone to a clinic for the e coli infection, he might have been treated. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: depends on the strain, I think T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dokkar no, he would've been treated regardless. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: one could perhaps have an academic yet moot discussion theorizing that the man could not go to the hospital, due to the nature of his illegality T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but that it would have perhaps prolonged his life. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the flesh-eating e coli is probably harder to treat. If it got to a late enough stage, it might be terminal. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but this is ecoli that came from the feces of the chick he was sleeping with T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if it was flesh eating, she would've been sick too T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it is likely to be a more common variety T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the more common variety lives in your gut anyways. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: right... in the gut... not meant to go into the mouth T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but since it did, the bacterium infected him rapidly, he didnt get hospital treatment T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and he died. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's all connected. Ever watch the body floss video? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oddly enough, in some parts of the world, people still force convicts and religious prisoners to eat fecal matter as a form of punishment or abuse T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: there are even medical conditions where you get so blocked up that you actually start to vomit turds. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so in a way, that is using a biologic weapon as a punishment, which the geneva convention and the united nations both have rules regarding T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but since it mostly only occurs in third world countries... nobody really cares T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton: I am an asshole! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton: I am an asshole! HELP AARDITEM T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Skull hands a butt plug to an asshole. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton: thanks I needed that T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Skull: anytime....enjoy...I did all 3 times I used it. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton: Now I'm taking shit...excuse the pun from one of my clannies :) T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Skull grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is it true that peanut butter can cause constipation if inserted into the rectum? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: who was cooter, wilma or betty? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: the original better was a cow, so i'd say wilma T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: k T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: but i'd take cartoon betty from the animated series over wilma anyday T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what about mrs slade? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: o.O not even drunk, high, stoned and dying T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what if she paid you T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: guys, in the movie american pie, where he has sex with a pie, wouldn't the pie actually break apart from the strobing? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Why don't you try it out and post pictures? T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: someone actually tried that, and burned their dick T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: because the pie i have is cold T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Hahaha. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: krenez oh. my pie is cold T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: cold pie sux T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mimmie its the same reason guys dont fuck the corpses of chicks unless the body is still warm. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: wiggling is my minimum T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: warm or not T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Hmm, I guess if you had one of those tanning beds you could prolong the lifespan of your dead... fleshbag. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: yuck T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: and with a new tan too! T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Yeah, it's not my thing either. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mimmie actually no, the body liquors would be produced faster in a tanning bed T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: same with the heat lamps at burger king T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: the problem would bethe lack of stimulation from the internal muscles and tissues of the vaj T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie stimulates Straxxus. T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn, lag T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mimmie stop mis-using that tens unit to cause straxxus's mangina to ripple like that. its freaking me out T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: i call my mangina Lexington. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Not really my sort of hobby... Also that's creepy because my name is Lexy. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: rut-ro, my bad T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: Lexy is a sexy name. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie groans. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: I wonder how many times I've heard that now T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: hehe T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: It's so uber-gay to call it a mangina. It's a shit-pussy. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: lol T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: hahaha T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: thats good T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: well, since i'm not a man, i won't call mine a mangina :D T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: manstrating sucks too T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: No, butt you still have a shit-pussy. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: spank, everyone has one for that matte T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Sly. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Is that another term for diarrhea? T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: i wonder if a woman who has a toe fetish and likes being stimulated that way could get a case of Athlete's Pussy T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Spank everyone's? T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: \*matter T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yes, she can. It's called a yeast infection. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: I can almost see all the advertisements. "Got Athletes Vagina? Apply this rollon stick every day." Also yeah. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: yeah, but athletes foot is caused by a fungus T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: "Tough actin' Tinactin will know out that itchy vaj in no time!" T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Hah T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: Madden would never be the same afterwards. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I want to author the first jock-strap commercial. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: lol T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: \*knock out T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: my freakin keyboard has a big problem between the chair and the spacebar tonite T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The boys approach the finish line with Johnson trailing a distant third. Coach: hat's the matter Johnson? You're doggin' it out there!!!" T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: hahah T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Johnson: Sorry coach, but my balls hurt!" T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: Johnson: "I got SmallCox coach, gotta hit the clinic." T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Jeez T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: No, the coach has Smallcox, that's why Johnson is his favorite athlete. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: We should be completely ashamed of ourselves. Johnson is a nice guy. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: lol T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: what's his first name? long? T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Middle. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: Big T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: Lexington T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: lol T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: lol T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krenez: oops, sorry T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking 1,650,763.73 wavelengths of radiation emitted in a vacuum under an electrical discharge with spectroscopic notation 2p10-5 d5 emitted by Krypton-86 atoms. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude glares at Tech Bloke Danj. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking cnn journalists get to die, why can't i get killed like that and still get an insurance payout T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Probably got something to do with the whole... dying thing. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking meperidine is making me dizzy. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe i should've taken the fennigan after all X.X T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Oh you. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mimmie, if only you were a size 5 with green eyes and short black hair, and a vagina. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Only being a vagina with green eyes and black hair would be sort of strange. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep, but if you were a size five too. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder what european equivalent of a garment size 5 in american sizes is T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah the dizziness subsided. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 8 minutes of dizziness isnt so bad i guess T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh wait. that wasnt 8 minutes T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: That's good. Ingest many opioids? Also, heh. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mhn, thats 14 minutes of dizziness isnt it T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh no, just the one pill T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i think they used troy ounces for it. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mimmie: Oh, I meant overall, not current dose T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dext: FUCK T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You sing, I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: is it illegal to have sex in the street? T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: usually T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Konax: Probably illegal to be "seen" having sex in the street. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pydale: would you want get hit at climax? i mean least die happy, but wouldnt be my suggested way. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: depends on who sees you. T3/r3/2011-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: or what. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: who is sexual active? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: me and your mom T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: you ment me and my wife T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina: whoo T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: well yeah, me and your wife too T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan grins evilly. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: i wish i had a aard wife... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: marry ghostsoul T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: he nice, jek ;) T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Jhav and a dust devil called jekky are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for a dust devil called jekky's pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Gohaan and Jhav are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Jhav's pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan snickers softly. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Gohaan and Seductress Reina are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Seductress Reina's pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek runs over to a dust devil called jekisthebest and gives it a sweet HUGGLE! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory looks around curiously. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: lol T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav tells a dust devil called jekisthebest 'Teehee! Your name is a dust devil called jekisthebest!' a dust devil called jekisthebest tells Jhav 'so' T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Vixxen and Milton are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Milton's pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Vixxen and Milton are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Milton's pleasure. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan looks at a cute, playful kitten and goes "Hmmmm." T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: thats my kitten T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan looks at a cute, playful kitten and goes "Hmmmm." T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory SMACKS Gohaan upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: don't fornicate with kittens T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ignore it if you want, but Vixxen actually meows at Corrupted Vonglory! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Every time you masturbate, Jhav kills a kitten. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You're next, Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen meows angrily at everyone. Behave! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan looks at a clockwork golem and goes "Hmmmm." T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen is jiggling her breasts for all to see. Permission to drool granted. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: nice boobs T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory looks at Vixxen and goes "Hmmmm." T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ack! Vixxen just streaked by Corrupted Vonglory! Run, she might come for you next! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your heart drops as you realize that Corrupted Vonglory is seducing Vixxen, not you. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen points at Corrupted Vonglory and yells 'EEEEEEEEEK!' T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory shakes his head at Vixxen. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Vixxen is on her knees and Corrupted Vonglory is busy moaning. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory shrugs helplessly. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan goes, "Super fucking whee!" T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: kingsholm seals can suck my dick! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen hops around like a little kid. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan covers their ears and screams "Too much fucking info!" at the top of their lungs! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan: A Benevolent Priestess chants the phrase 'sex' T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan gasps in astonishment. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Looks like you finally found your spouse-to-be T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav just got a face full of Corrupted Vonglory's balls! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tarnis: so I may finally be losing my mind T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: How the fuck are the mxiters more complainy than people using screenreaders with actual limitations? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: They have to work harder to actually, you know...read. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei peers around himself intently. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: I see. General fuckwittery it is. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: I'm surprised people with VI can actually play T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: why surprised? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Maybe impressed is what I meant T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: it's not so bad. muds are just text which screen readers can handle no problem. games like WoW we can't play, though. they're nothing but graphics. which fucking sucks. my hubby plays WoW and I so totally wish I could play too. :P T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Wow is like the retardation mxit brings to Aardwolf but 1,000 times more horrid T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus lets the word Fuckwittery roll around in his brain. He likes it. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Ah, I see - I was just wondering how screen readers deal with A LOT of text - do they just read really fast? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Or do you filter out a lot of irrelevance? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan is agreeing with that Juxtaposed Jexebelle person again... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Most screen readers can and do speak more words per minute than any human could, yeah. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: it depends on the person's preference. but to keep up with the tons of text coming through onhere, yeah, I have it set to very very fast. so fast in fact that most sighted people are like what the fuck was thaaaat? lol T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gohaan covers their ears and screams "Too much fucking info!" at the top of their lungs! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha tells Gohaan to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha P T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Thanks for answering my questions - hope you aren't offended T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Now, what color are your underthings? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Straxxus: heh heh T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Right now matching baby blues T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: nope. not offended, Entopee. and my underthings are none of your fucking business, ya perv. :P T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juxtaposed Jexebelle: Not wearing any! Hussy. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: right on. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha falls down laughing. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: FEEL SO FREE T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory looks like he'll agree to just about anything right now. Hmmm... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory has unleashed the horrible demon of Spam! RUN!! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wow! CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL just made his penis disappear! Hmm... actually, that's not much of a trick, come to think of it. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to himself. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL waves a large bright red sign reading "NO !!" T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL sings Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Whew, whoever color coded that was bored T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CheeZy Bot HiSaZuL shrugs helplessly. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory: huh? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: hey there all you PORN addicts! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: Yeah? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: anyone here with a thing for drawn porn? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i prefer it to be quartered T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: no but my brother does. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: you and your brother share a lot then i suppose T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bright, shiny gold halo appears over Vixxen's head. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: yea i thought so T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: well... I don't... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: pity that... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: why? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: dont know, ive just got nothing to do T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: neither do I but I'm going to do something about it. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: im neither happy nor sad, uncomfortable or horny T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: i have nothing to do T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael holds up a tray and goes to Shedow and asks him "Coffee, tea or me?" T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: hmm, the earl grey seems nice T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: thats whats so nice about talking here, no one can come complain about it at my front door, not that they would anyway but... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: im just gna talk here until someone answers or forces me to leave, i just dont have anything better to do T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: o sorry, *going to T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: lol T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You hide your baby seals as Vixxen gets out her baby seal club. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: lalalala, o sorry what did you say? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: a baby seal walks into a club..... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen hastily calls out "Three!" just before blowing Shedow to smithereens with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: yea lets go clubbing, i want the first pair of slipper T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow puts his finger in front of your face, guess where this has been..grin grin grin T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: up your arse? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: nope up yours, mwahahaha. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: Make Seven T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: Up Yours T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i need that t-shirt :P T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: wank wank wank wank wank T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: im currently that guy who nobody actualy wants on the channel and contributes absolutely nothing to the convetsation T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha tells Shedow to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: which is why you all left... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kyriantha: j/k T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: once upon a time in magical land far away there lived an arshole called clemintine, clem for short T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: And then he made a character called Shedow on some MUD somewhere. The end. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vixxen: only it's curse channel and no one cares. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: clem had absolutely no friends because he was a dickhead T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: one day clem decided to slay the dragon so that everyone would be his friend T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: clem trained for months to get ripped and spent all his practises to become super skilled T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: after 9 months clem rode out on his proud warhorse to face the fiery dragon with his aardsword which he got from a transdimensional monkey T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: clem rode for 3 whole days, his poor horse carrying all his equipment in his leather bag, not to mention the tenor saxaphone which he brought along T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: when he finally reached the dragons cave he pulled out his shiny silver blade and stepped in to the cave T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Shaggy dog incoming T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: the dragons balls were blazing as clem stepped into his cave, and he cut his fucking cock of with his shiny silver blade T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: it was clem who fucked the dragon fuckadee fuckadoo and if you try to fuck with clem then he shall fuck you too! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: shaggy dogs are supposed to involve a stupidly awful pun ... that was just dumb. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: how can he without a cock? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: guitar solo! The end T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: I was hoping for a shaggy dog T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee :( T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: im not in the right state of mind to think up anything better that that T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: fine, then how would you of ended it, im not embarresed to ask, im just here T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Unfortunately, good jokes involve more than "states of mind," usually they require a terrific sense of humor :( T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: i wouldn't have started it unless i knew a funny end T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: i just made it up as i went along T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: that's your problem T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: and your point being? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: there is no point! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: making it up as you go along usually leads to something that's not funny T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: exactly T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: decide on the punchline first, then make up the joke around it T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: im not here to amuse you, im here to acertain my sense of self and life and my position in the universe and my social status T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you failed at that too :D T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: Because you really explained that through cutting dragon balls off T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix gives Dispel Majic a blistering paddling. It even hurts to watch. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: i think ill commit suicide T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: A farmer was milking his cow when a bug flew into the beast's ear. The farmer thought nothing of it, until the bug squirted out into the bucket. In fact, it was in one ear and out the udder. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: NOOOO! NOOOO! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: no insult can hurt me at the moment, which is why im acting like a dumass T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: ps percyjackson, if your reading this, i hate you T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: pss fuck you percyjackson T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: god/immortals arnt in the sky, their actually in the ground, looking up all the girls skirts T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: well said T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: which is why it's called blind faith T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: the girls have stomped their eyes out T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: mary has an ugly puss T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: Cause Mary had a little lamb...then another...then another T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: with pubes as black as charchoal T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: mary had a little lamb ... and boy, was the doctor surprised T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starphoenix: Majic had a little ham...the doctor just shrugged T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: mary had a little lamb, her father knocked it dead, now she carries it to school between two slices of bread T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: so most men just go aroung and stick it up her arsehole T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: look sheep!!! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RagingFury points excitedly at Iesous! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: thatl get their attention T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: while i sneak back here and.... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice Dispel Majic being fingerbanged by Starphoenix, then his whole arm disappears! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: .... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish punches Starphoenix in the vuvuzela. OUCH! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: what you all dont realise is that im actually mind fucking you right now, fell that tingle in you ear... T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Mael just popped out Shedow's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Shedow's ears? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: o yea! Fuck her in the eye! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: slap her with the dick, slap slap her with the dick. In the face bitch, fuck her in the face. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5yJQf6uukY for great ear T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo is slapping Shedow with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: are you reading Dr. Seuss? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: can anyone geuss my nationality T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: martian? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: german T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Ol' Dirty Fiendish just called Shedow an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: betelgeuse? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: close, close but no cigar T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: eskimo T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: im the only gay eskimo, the only one i know! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: i go seal hunting with my best friend tarka, but all i want to do is get into his parka! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz clubs Shedow like a baby seal. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: im the only gay eskimo, the only one i know, im the only gay eskimo in my tribe! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: any klondykes? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: do you get frostbite often T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek tells Mukflukchukbuk, the only gay eskimo in his tribe 'Teehee! Your name is Mukflukchukbuk, the only gay eskimo in his tribe!' Mukflukchukbuk, the only gay eskimo in his tribe tells Dr Jek 'so' T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow screws stutz so hard that the baby seal skin slippers in the corner hide away T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: i even get excited when i see the north pole! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: aahh yes, a life of eating meat all the time and clubbing baby seals to death, now thats the life for me T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: and being closer to santa means fresher gifts. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: wouldnt it be cute if all the penises in the world suddenly turned in mewling kitten heads? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: so women all over the world have to suck kittens? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: furthermore T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: why? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: mew mew, then you stroke it and make it purr until it throws up T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: they would have scratchmarks in the vaginas T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i think he's attempting to be funny T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: and you cum hairballs T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: and hairballs swim T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: to the uterus T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: well..protein is a protein T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: i think it would be cuter, especialy in maels case, you just dont want to see genitalia in that condition T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you think penises are cute, but want them to be cuter? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Curse channel: trolls trolling trolls. In other words, just like gossip, only less mature, because here we can curse and shit. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: i know mine is cute, but i was just trying to do you all a favor,. What with your...problem and all T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: trolling is worst than cursing imo T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: worse* T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Psh. Trolling is something that's been done well before it had that name. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shedow: good bye and fuck you all up your hairy granny pussies T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: i bet grannys have less hair. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Once I get one, I'll pass along your sentiment. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo snores loudly. T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: is there any othe strip hump hug socials? T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee: These roomname cp mobs make me :( T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Entopee just got a face full of Corrupted Vonglory's balls! T3/r3/2011-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Corrupted Vonglory laughs diabolically...Muhahahaha!