T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheb: what the fuuuuuccckkk. This goal makes no sense. No body wants anything! Fuccckk T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: omfg all three moons are up T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude probes you. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused. T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc um.... let's start an abelinc cult T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: another one ? T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lol. lost link during a duel T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen changes into Yogic Bear and steals the Three Baskets from VampireDude! T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen shakes her hips and sees how low she can go. T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix flops on top of EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ugh fucking severed troll hands in market square T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i hate this fucking quest mob T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: where the fuck did colori go T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh NO! rumour went wiz-invis T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: butt router. T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe misses the 'g' 'r' 'e' 'e' 't' and beatsthehelloutof you! T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher takes her 12" and starts shooting holes in her lagging ISP! T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Have you even stuck a pipe cleaner in your urethra? If so, did it feel cleaner afterwards? T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, I slipped. Blood everywhere. T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: doctor did it on me in GUM clinic T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: now they call me Whistler. T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher: The name LicksVag is available for use. T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: not any more ;) T3/r4/2011-09-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher implies with her middle finger that she would like herself to fuck off! YES! T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: pork chops! T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Quoth the Cricket, "CHIRP CHIRP MOTHERFUCKER!" T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: holy fucking lag in the sense of the oceanic rape of several of those brahma dude's minasa sons in that hinduism thing T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: get a better fucking isp T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: or steal better internet T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ohm, speaking of internet how do you get past wpa-psk2? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: note everyone uses passwords T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: by knowing the psk T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: know the passphrase? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: not* T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: some people are so computer illiterate that it is not even funny T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda: hi T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hi demona. youre that gargoyle chick from disneys gargoyle movie right? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda: no. Desmonda was actually inspired by the play othello, i really like the name T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn. othello eh. i prefer the comedy of errors. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda giggles. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: redrain nope, i dont know the psk. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda: drama shows an actors full potential its easy to say something stupid n have ppl laugh but to reduce them to tears is an art T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. but just cause the story calls for sadness, does not mean that it will impart it to the audience T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: besides, the comedy of errors is quite artfully written, unlike othello, one need not be drunk to be entertained T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh, you got told. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow. 43% ploss to aard w/ ping T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Stop using the neighbor's wifi, dude. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda: well played vampiredude. And i didnt say i liked the play i said i liked the name desmonda T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: he cannot steal good wifi... we had this discussion T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh. Well, use dial-up. It's reliable! T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: and use telnet to boot!!! T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda gets a blank look on her face. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Telnet is awesome. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It's the most amazing thing ever. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: damn straight telnet is awesome T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda: im sorry what? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i hate how telnet limits me to 23 lines.... ksh is much better T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke, is it hard to break a psk ? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it's more than likely a quote relating to tombstone arizona T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: No, just get a hammer. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so its maybe in a dictionary T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda: guys! Wtf is telnet? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Google it! T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: telnet is God's gift to the internet T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Why are you trying to break the law? Get your own internet instead. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Not really. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It's the most fucking fantastic shit, I swear to baby Buddha! T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Desmonda: forget it T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: No hacker ever broke a psk, that's only in the movies. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: My manor is so fucking boss... Diggity dayum. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Are there clowns? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: No. But theres a panty vending machine. Those are like clowns in Japan. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariden: lol T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Disturbing, you mean? T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: And bringing joy to children at a cost of less than 500 yen :D T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke goes, "Heh." T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariden: XD T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: SW is in my whois. Go feed my vending machine! T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: battered, chapped pussy. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom should probably take better care of herself. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: blah T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aware: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aware: haha T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Cursing is bad. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aware: yeah fuck cursing T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake gasps in astonishment. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher lets out a string of curses at a cursed ratling that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored her. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: santhers a girl T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree grins evilly. T3/r4/2011-09-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: gimmi! T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: omfg T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: FUCK THAT! T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: seriously this fucking quest is fucked T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fucking fail it! T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: its the amusement park one and i dunno what to do T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: you aren't on a quest. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: its not fun at all T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: then don't do whatever you are doing T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: thats helpful T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: it is. i agree T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: fuckballs T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: mother fucker fuck fuck T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: fuckballs T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: thats the way! T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: this fucking channel is ill fucking used... T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: fuckwhat? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: no one uses this channel T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I fucking do T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: fucktard? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: are you calling me a fucktard? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: no. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: it's a question. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I like naked ladies. With big boobs. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: over a mouthfull is a waste T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Well I am not naked. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: so basically this channel is unrestricted and vulgar and vile things are allowed, save, encouraged? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: usually... Sometimes... T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Go on, Vixxen.... T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: shut up... T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: bitch ho cock sucker T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Make me... T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pounces on Ranrr, pinning him to the ground. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen growls. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Oh yeah, baby! T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: sex channel? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: anything channel T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Mud rules still apply here. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen raises an eyebrow. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: emote sucks dick T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: hmmm T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: lol T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: didnt work how i planned T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: try the : button instead of emote. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker sucks dick T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: lol T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: ahhh i see T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: the : butt ? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker watches Ranrr lick butt T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen laughs. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker has some serious ball soup going on T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen thinks you might need to get that checked out. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: artic fox? pfffft T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: horrible T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: better than rykker. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: errr you mean better than the peacock T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker reguraly has sex with artic foxes T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: wanders which is better an artic fox or flying donkey!?!?!? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: where are the freakin crackers T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Next to the cheese and wine. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: How many freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: two, one t change the bulb and one to hold the penis T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I MEAN LADDER T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll :| T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow sakharo was a fucking genius T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sakharov* not sakharo T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking daily blessing only gae 18 bonus qp T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: wahhhmbulance will arrive shortly T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: I have a gift horse here saying, 'fuck you.' T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Serene giggles at Martini & Tyebald's actions. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oooh a fucking defence minister died in cuba, maybe now's a good time to invade T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shame it wasn't your mom T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: its cuba.. you could fart and vaporize the island T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starling, women aren't ministers in cuba. you're confusing it with england T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: But alas, you were already born, too late to stop the catastrophe that is you. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starling, you realize you and i quibble like a married couple T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: ... T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: That's your opinion, not mine. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Word. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no, its thine. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: thee and thine , and me and mine ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: besides, you're just miffed that tanthalas recreated. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey shake, you wanna duel or something? i is bored and tired of reading sakharo's badly translated papers T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: v* T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, whoever I find him out to be, I will ignore and gag. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: darned V key . T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: No.. why would I want to duel you.. and I have no idea who you're talking about. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shake because pugilism is fun on a subconscious horsey level T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake looks smugly at VampireDude and screams, "NO U!11 VampireDude!!" in his most classy voice, You are gripped by an urge to join in. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i heard that the word for equestrian stuff comes from that of the ocean because some poseidon dude made a horse to impress some aphro chick T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but that's not to say the sea of the subconcious has anything to do with a horse T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Serene: Horsies are cool. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude tosses M4ster Shake up in the air, he loves it! T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 'Equus' is Latin for 'horse' T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yes they are. much cooler than pointy hatted clerics T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: A pack of horses killed my family, I hate them. T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: equittes T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: starling, what's more absultat alia latin for? T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: >pack of horses T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: lol T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: for fuck sake T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: what is it about forests i cant fucking comprehend T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: i see one and im iq drops 50 points T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: my* T3/r4/2011-09-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: Oh. ok. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: ... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I thought you were me for a second. I was confused. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mumphrey actually, it acts as a lubricant T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: blah T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rumour, you always go fucking wizi as soon as i start typing tell rumour! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude glares at Tom Cruise. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: qtime AGAIN . darnit T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: O3o? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how many days is it safe to wear socks for without changing them? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Over nine thousand. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: curse if you can smell them change them T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: all i can smell is my upper lip X.X T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Shave your upper lipn T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: then wash your face T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: +* T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wash my face ... i guess i may as well T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Darn thing... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you think liquid soap, or liquid soap + water? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Everything. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i mean, the liquid soap. it has water in it. right T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: steel wool T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Scrub. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: aint gonna get no love? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien: If you have to ask, you might as well use everything. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Watches.- T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok. should i use an astringent too? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: clocks T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what about some foundation? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Yes. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: kind of pale T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: can't hurt T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmkay. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: dry off or drip dry? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Babeh. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sun dried T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Moon dry if you ask me. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: as long as i'm doing the face, should i go for one of those montegeau things the british have? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: monocle ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like, should i also wash the rest of me? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no no, earl of monteageau full monte thingy T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: That would be grotesquely stereo-typical. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like going the whole 9 yards? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. okay. but what about the sock query T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Just put some panties on. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wait till face is clean then check smelly bits, only wash the smelly bits T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: crotchless or regular? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien: off T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Regular. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn, can i borrow yours, i havent any T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Turien you are never innocent. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien: Is this some sort of troll tour, where you move through channels to see where you get the greatest response? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien: I agree, I don't like the look of that Turien guy. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: trurien do you feel the huffington post was co-opted? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: isnt that the whole internet ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien: I don't know, I don't really read it. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: My panties are special. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: special ed? like sarah palin? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I like boobs. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude points at Sarah Palin. she has boobs. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Boobs, where? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I have boobs. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: in your mouth T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That's nasty. Men shouldn't have boobs. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: thats what she said... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I hate Sarah Palin. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i have man boobs, and im still more attrective than palin T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Like that's difficult to achieve. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I am a woman thank you. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...right. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiucozcatl... you mean that sarah palin's power is not an aphrodesiac?like digitalis? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or versed T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: she has power ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: power over my sammich T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen... as a woman, do you find yourself ever grasping your breasts and playing with them in idle moments? or is that more of a guy thing? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes i fond my man-boobs T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: The internet makes me feel xenophillic. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: What? You often play with your moobs, VampireDude? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jhav, no, i haven't any... =( or if i have my chest has too much hair to find them. can't see the forestfor the trees =( T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: That is for men. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen i see. i will havent find another man to ask that too then T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I onlyhold my boobs if my bra doesn't fit right. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen... did you ever try a training bra? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Wighen. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: note to self, misadjust all bras T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Yes. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is it just me, or do they seem like they don't offer much support? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Lma T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I don't like this touch screen.. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Training bras are a silly idea. You can't train boobs. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I beg to differ. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke yes you can, arnold trained his to dance... didnt you see the first conan movie? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you can train boobs indircetly T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiucozcatl oh. you mean with electric shocks? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no you train thier owner T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: with electric shocks? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: & you all call yourselves men? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if you like T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen si senora. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen, why, you looking for a few good men? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude pictures wighen as the uncle sam guy in those navy posters. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i dont call myself a man, many people of my culture assume it of me however T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Clearly you are manlier than the rest of us, Wighen. I bow to your superior manlitude. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: what is with this channel lately? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen, if i may ask.... what cupsize are your brassieres nowadays? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: No. I am disappointed that not anywhere can I find decent male beings I canbefriend. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Everyone who is drunk / stoned, go to bed!! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen ah. well part of growing older is that men arent just for friends anymore. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: woo first offer of bed T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiu yeah, ranrr hates to sleep alone T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: wighen, that's cause you're on the curse channel T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: What about those of us who are sober? May we get drunk/stoned now? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and he's in doh. you two should get to know eachother T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Nor are men bums looking for bangs. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Is this some sort of deal where we go in shifts? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen oh. believe me, many bums prefer to masturbate in the back of taxis. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: wighen, you know that all men are bastards, right? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol friendzoned men are eunuchs T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I've met one who isn't so bad. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: he must be gay T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke the navy called it hot bunking. it also cut back on the divorce rates for newlyweds T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: How would a bum be able to afford a taxi ride? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke, they get vouchers from the hospital T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Nothing wrong with gays. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and they get free ambulance rides there... and then can recover once the ambulance leaves. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen, a real woman would probably find at least one problem. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: sure, means more chicks for the rest of us T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that being that most gay men don't work very hard to satisfy a chick. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: women whine "i want a nice man!" what they want is a man with no testosterone, which is not a man at all T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Gays are stealing our jobs! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you are female, and have a male friend, and thinks he doesn't want to have sex with you, you are wrong. Applies for all ages > 11 (or so). T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Wait.. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Riiiiight ok... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rannr unless you're fugly. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke is agreeing with that Ranrr person again... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: a litte alcohol goes a long way towards fightng ugly T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ohm i disagree... i tried a lot of alcohol and it didnt help T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: everclear? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Loool. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I'm not a fan at all of under-aged criming. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You're a terrible man, then. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: bacardi, jack, jim, jose, john, creme de cocoa, apple pucker, pepper mint schnapps, rumpleminz, peach schnapps, and some beefeaters T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i often crime, it's fun T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I am a woman, hun. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen... are you an attractive woman? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You keep saying that like you believe it. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: people can say anything they want, don't make it true T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I am acceptional, some guys have had crushes on me. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiucozcatl can you see alaska from your porch? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: exceptional T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...acceptional... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen i had a crush on a girl once. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Is that somewhere between acceptable and exceptional? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then she reminded me that it's bad luck to fall for a stripper. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude sighs. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I am so lost. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i can see indonesia from my porch T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: That's unfortunate. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: never saw her again =( T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it turns out she got into an accident at work and got fired to minimize workmans comp issues T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Also, there's not enough swearing going on here. C'mon guys. Gosh. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Indonesian chicks are hot, but too small. I'd need at least 2 of them. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rannr sorry, but ever since your mother got embalmed, it felt wrong to curse her T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I find it rather insulting we must resort to a chat titled 'curse' to have a mere mature conversation. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: STFU T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...you think this is a mature conversation? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen well, the debate channel is full of nuts. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen are you an unchaste woman? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Who said I did, Ryke? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: mature, eh? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ohm yeah. like susan sarandon. or roseanne bar T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke peers intently at Wighen. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: I got your mature conversation right here. Shit piss fuck cock balls ass ho bitch motherfucker. See mature conservation. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: from the front. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i hate it when the handle on my cheese grater snaps while masturbating T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: ... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiucozcatl thats what you get for making nachos with your own cheeze T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: just cause breastmilk's healthy doesnt mean cheese is T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Well, this is a US mud. In the US, topics like sex is scary and should be banned from the public. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Shadow you need to ice your tits bro. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: BOOBS ARE TERRIFYING. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rannr what about dacrylphelia T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: killing people and violence in general is to be encoraged T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grand theft auto baby T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude tosses Xiucozcatl up in the air, he loves it! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I'm waiting for the day when nipples can be shown on TV. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: they already can be. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: And the word "fuck" is finally allowed. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: men have nipples too. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: poor US, we get boobs on tv T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke, it was shown on tbs... the movie the right stuff T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Isn't that cable TV? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Move to a country that isn't insane. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Man nipples are useless and thus, do not count for the purposes of.. anything. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 'fucking a right bubba' is said many times by gus grissom T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the ftc considered it to be an ' intensfier' not a curse word in itself. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If I tweak my nipples, I can change channels on the TV. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude smiles happily. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr, there's a tuning tokyo social T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: do you get better TV reception with an errection ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: In sweden, we had a guy doing the helicopter during the evening news once. Now, that's good tv. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no, in fact i find that my erections are quite distracting at times =( T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr yeah... but wouldnt it be better to just use that meatspin.com website? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: It's funny 'cause I'm actually Canadian. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That's because Sweden is the land of awesome. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen... why don't you let quebec go? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: quit being like king ramses in that charleton heston moses movie. let the quebecoise go! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You're Canadian? That explains why you're not swearing, I guess. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: EVIL CANADIANS! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: do they let black people and arabs in sweden yet ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke, or maybe she's a mormon pretending to be canadian T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: What makes you think I have that authority? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiucozcatl they let in arabs, toronto has a lot T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Dude, put the crack pipe down. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: cause sweden is in downtown toronto ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: What do you mean, Xiu? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: read histroy, use context T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug, i hear your king liked prostitutes of all colors . T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: & whatever makes you all thinkI would waste my time over a silly Mud shit-talking? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so that counts for something in terms of letting people in, yes? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yeah, we're all very proud. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is it true that madeleine's farm rabbit boyfriend cheated on her before the wedding? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you are wasting time shit talking on a mud right now T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude peers intently at Ranrr. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I could not care less, VD. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr but she's so cute! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: HE SAID SHIT. So un-Canadian. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke oh come on. even the amish say shit. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not on muds. but still T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: How many times do I have to tell you all? I am a woman. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yeah, but they mean manure. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I am afraid we need picture proof. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: the more you insist it's true the more we know it's not T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Pics or it didn't happen, Wiggy. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke, your mother is a man. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Alright then. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yay pics T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: &happy T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr does the happydance with everyone ! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: giving horny guys pics may not be.... wise.... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Vampy, I'm not surprised that you're unable to grasp the concept of reproduction. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Nothing much I can do 'bout that. So I'll just be all guy-ish for you all. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke, pics or it didnt happen T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you could be a test tube baby! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen yeah, like that peppermint patty chick that always says sir T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i want the video of man-birth T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You could tell us the secret about how to attract women. Then we know you're not a man, because we have no idea. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: The secret of attracting women is to be an asshole. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Ha. You all assumed I was going to hand out pics? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: using a bar of soap also helps T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl really believes he is a dangerous elven warrior. Ignore them and they might go away. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Ryke, they already failed to prove un-ass-hole-ness. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...wat. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: how dare you accuse me of not being and ass T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke nod, woman like guys that treat them bad, for some odd reason T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Ok, guess I'll have to go for the 20-something girls with daddy issues. Teach them a lesson or two. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: treat them nice and you don't get noticed =) T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That is the first correct statement you've made all night, Vampy T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: thats only for chicks with daddy issues tho T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I am impressed! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr shrug, most the 20 somethings i know with daddy issues have 3 kids. some only have 2 T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: All chicks have daddy issues. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It's factory standard. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke not all. some had someone to succour those evils... not everyone is freud's elektra T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Not all of them know what to do in a kitchen though, so I guess it's possible there are defective models running around T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I would like to meet a 30-something girl that is intelligent and not insane, but they seem to be on some other continent... so the 20-somethings will have to do. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i dont care wat they do in the kitchen as long as they stay in there T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Besides, if I did give you all explicit pics of myself I could file a pedo report on your ass for child pornography. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: news for ya: the 20 somethings are rude and stupid. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen, the channel says 18+ only, remember? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yeah, well, I wasn't planning to talk to them anyway, so who cares. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: well you would be charged with distribution of child porn in that case T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I'm getting tired of putting curse up there.. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien: Why would you be making pictures of yourself to distribute in the first place? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: good point T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: you'd be liable for disseminating it in the first place, actually T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Yes. But I consider myself to have equivalent maturity. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: tsarikos that depends. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: tsarikos some places someone else would be liable for contributing to the delinquency of a minor T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Late reply but few of you were edpecting it. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: having equivalent maturity on the curse channel on aard is a simple feat T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: the law dosent care what you think about your maturity T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Nobody wants to see pictures of little boys, anyway. Except for VampireDude. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: nothing difficult there.... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: He's really fucking weird. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: expect*** T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you are below 18, you are not a woman. You are a kid. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr in some countries that's not true. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like um. utah T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: .... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Some countries, like Utah. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke yes. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I am going through womanhood technically. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: explain 'technical' womanhood ? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It's strange that I didn't need a passport to get across the border. Huh. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiucozcatl swomen ovaries much? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: birthday coming up, perhaps T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: swollen* T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Passports are not needed to go to some countries, unless you are a usasian, of course. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes but i have a hot water bottle on them T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: means she's having a period T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen / Honestly though, if you are all suddenly now against me for looking for a mature conversation when I am suppisedly under - aged you have full rights I would guess tobask me to stoo. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: No point in continuing like this pointlessly. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: word on the street is human female children can menstruate, that doesnt mean you are a woman T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen sorry, we just don't want to be corrupting minors ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: no points here on the 24-7 troll channel T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Did you just stop speaking English there at the end? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ryke, let's go watch star trek instead. it's a good replacement for sexual conversing T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Heh. Not much left to corrupt in my mind. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: So you're saying you're an airhead. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen, i can disproe that to you once you age =) T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen, tu as quelle ager or whatever you say in canadian? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: And, also.. Ohm, this isn't the troll channel. Mxit is the troll channel. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: could have fooled me T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I'd like to see you try, bro. & I believe you are attempting to spewk French. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. is that... not the language du canada? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: speak* T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what is it you northerners try ta speak then =) T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Canada's second language. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: hey ohm, you calling me a troll? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyways, wighen...so... how many years until you're of age? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Whatever it is they speak, their facility in it outstrips yours. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: We speak fluent English. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: no... i am not making points here... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. cool. i love flues and hearths. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh good, Morinon is here. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: VD is good for all of us. and more! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fucking troll... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude rapes Vost's eye-socket. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I am currently fourteen. & if you had half a mind you would know the definition of fluent. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vost, fucking trolls get laid. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Ew, go away. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Yup Ryke, I am here to provide abuse with a veneer of the genteel. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen oh, i have 2 halves of a mind and a neurologic bridge betwain them. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke curls up next to Dread Lord Morinon, wrapping his tail around himself. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: yo Moridude welcome to hellchat T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen. age 4 years and then stalk me ok? if ya still want i'll corrupt your mind then T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Or you could just read Twilight. Same effect. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Lmao. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: phone number is in my finger notes. but it might be long distance in 4 years. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Wait, seriously? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: You're taking it literally? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: getparents permission before calling mwhahaha T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: You put your phone in your from? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: morinon. si senor. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: yeah he did T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: VampireDude, have you considered applying to Retri? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: morinon but roell is not my type. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: wow. Seriously? Prepare for spam txts T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: Just... Lol. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Either that's someone else's number and he's a dick, or it's his number and he's.. well.. ... okay, it's probably his number. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: most likely, right? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: wighen, all boys your age are interested in sex, wanking & videogames, in that order T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wighen so what do you want to be when you grow up? prime minister? a priest? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: I mean, with Wittle leaving and Lane b7, they need someone else to be their public idiot. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vost, you forgot huffing gas fumes T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i say wanking before sex T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: morinon... i heard mehujook was applying T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Good way to build up stamina T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: well, i said "interested in", not "doing" T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fair call T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon peers intently at VampireDude. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I am looking into writing & video games perhaps.Priests disgust me. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Burning 'incence' all hours of the night. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: he's hot for priests.... T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Not inviting the rest of us to their choirboy orgies. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: D.C. eh? Did you get hit by the hurricane? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: incense, even. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: He's... Hot for Preacher. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Really? He's hot for a Garth Ennis title? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Who? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Garth Ennis. Preacher. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: methinks a van halen parody T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: GO READ IT NOW OR BE BANISHED FROM MY SIGHT T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: read ian m banks or BEGONE T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wighen: I suppose I'll be elsewhere then. Sayonara. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: iain m banks T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: The guy's head is so round. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Yes, with the proper Irish spelling. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: scottish T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Angels making babies with demons what. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Spelled the same way in both dialects of gaelic, depending on local dialect. Dublin and Edinburgh have more spelling in common than Dublin and Cork. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: whee dead languages T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Hey. There are at least one thousand native speakers of Irish Gaelic, or whatever they call it this week. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: so about the popluation of my high school T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: And I have it on good info that only 500 of them are no further than 2nd cousin from the rest. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wink: Y'all know about 'runto wolfmaze'? I hear they have free flapjacks. and hookers. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariil: bloody bloody mead T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey do you guys think i should try the tartan boxers, or the camouflage boxers? they're the same price at Target T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Cammo. They'll never see you coming. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: flip a coin T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin ducks defensively. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: haha yeah, if you ever take the camo off, how will you find them?! T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It doesn't matter, since nobody else is going to see them. Ever. T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I don't understand how the urmom reimbursement works... if I had urmom, I got the qp back, but if I had urmom2... what then? T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: If you have my mom, please keep her or kill her T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Then may god have mercy on your soul, you poor bastard. :( T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: then you get urdad T3/r4/2011-09-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: then you get the childsupport wish. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking 3 of cups. why can't i have the 3 of coins instead T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: What the fuck are you talking about, sir? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: because you deserve it T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: you doing a tarot reading on yourself? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: That's like giving yourself a stranger, it's only cool in private. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiucozcatl. do you think that oscar meyer balogna is made with cows? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Bologna. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i am of the impression that brand of american processed meat contains pork T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: You are under the impression. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: I would be impressed if it contained meat at all T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher: pork / cow / chicken / who knows.. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Isn't there a food label? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: in soviet russia meat impress you T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I know it has people in it. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: that's soylent bologna T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Mmm soylent green. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xiu, where is semipapaltinsk? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i believe american food labeling laws are more "liberal" than some other countries T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: in your head ? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I believe people pay too much attention to labels. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what's the green for? You'd think they'd stay away from that color thanks to mold. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Mmm mold. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmnm ed mc mahon T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: black mold is more entertaining T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Mold is good for your body, keeps disease away. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Eat as much as you can. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: same w/ cyanide T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Stop your emo ways. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Take your tarot cards and Twilight Trilogy and camp out in a graveyard. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i like my mould with excreted animal fats and protiens T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sigh, i have too fucking many tp tokens. where's abelinc when you need him T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I'll take some off your hands.. FO FREE! T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: just give them over to me. i am......part of a charity T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc can get them put under a registered 501c church... T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Done, we need those tps for charity. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Tlaloc will take care of the paper-work. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dyers: ma se ou nat poes T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake slips tps. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn, maybe i should start a church. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how much you think it would cost to get certified? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: aurelet sweet. ! T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: A lot of tps. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I can do it for you. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: will i have plenipotentiary authority? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Yeah sure, whatever. Hand over the tps. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: first hand over the deed to toad hall! T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: ... never. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake just stabbed VampireDude with a dagger! There can be only one...braincell in his head... T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher: not even for a scooby snack? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: What will the toads do without me? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Mario keeps them hella busy without us causing mischief. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Toads are good people, we should allow them to play freely. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, dammit! We need more powerups! T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow lulz has too many fucking items in their inventory T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh what the fuck, scorpion sting doesnt have the message anymore? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i have cure blind tablets in my inventory... but they do not hum... so i cannot see them while blind T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking psychopomps T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck i wandered into bard clan hall again T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rofl rizgoth bought a fucking decanter of endless water T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so was eric idle actually gay? T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Solkanar. T3/r4/2011-09-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar is showing pictures of fat, nude men and chicks with dicks to Armadeadn. T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude takes out a 12" shotgun and blows a hole in his ISP. T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. horath is kobold mountain? T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: FUCK I FUCKING HATE KIDS T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dyers: fuck you T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Congratulations, you still have a shred of sanity T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dyers: you forget that you were also once a kid T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Why do people think that matters? T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: "I hate children." "LOL YOU WERE A KID ONCE." "...so?" T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ok, finally got around to watching Sucker Punch - quite thoroughly mindfucked right about now T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol it was pretty straightforward T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Calain: can't believe how bad it sucks? T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Not mindfucked in the traditional sense - mindfucked in the sense that I feel blinding rage, and yet can't get all stabby on the people in that film who need it T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: watch Primer[2004] for a mindfuck T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: Tulse Luper Suitcases! Or any Peter Greenaway. T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eleksis: war T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yay, t-gi-fridays has wifi T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: cool, now i don't have to talk to my wife when we go out to dinner T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you're married... to a girl that marries men that play muds? T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I've never told her.... T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah. good for you. T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: today... i talked to a cheerful ohio like accented guy at the schools office T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and he turned out to be hiding a new york accent, and was a former? homicide detective T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and he can switch accents really easy. clap on clap clap off T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Nefertiti sounds like a pornstar name, like Frankenpenis (John Wayne Bobbit). T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: fucking shit T3/r4/2011-09-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariil: u found kaboom? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: OH GOD, WHY DOES BEER MAKE ME PEEEEEEEE T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain: It makes EVERYONE pee... T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: ah, the mysteries of the universe T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: THANK GOD, I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: and caffeine makes u poop. i never had a four loko or whatever but i imagine that caused a mess T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: lol lloll T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dagfib: not from poop, just from bad decisions lloll T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher: 2 reasons, one all that liquid, two, alcohol dehydrates you T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: damn it, I don't WANT to go pee T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher: use a piss jug T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: maybe the beer bottle T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: you cant stop that, but you can control where T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: just let it go in ur pants, seriously whats the worst that could happen T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: but I don't want to make a mess in the kitchen T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain: Make sure the bottle is empty of beer first... T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: u only live once T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: yes, and there's only so much cleaning I want to do in my lifetime T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: and where should just be wherever you are now. bottles are for pansies. use your pants T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: damn it, okay T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I can't hold it any longer T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: let it go man, let it go T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: okay.. I am all showered now.. I even brushed T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: and most of the inebriation has passed T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: what did you brush ? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: my teeth, silly T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: best notto assume T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Onoes! Vagina Dentata! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: don't you hate a malfunctioning spacebar? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: spacebar is fine T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Space bar. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: is there a non-sequitur channel? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Yes, you're on it.. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I have a sunflower growing in my garden T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Also, gossip. Also, every other channel. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: but now i want to randomly remap all my punctuation for some odd reason T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: maybe it came from the bird seed T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's a miracle T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I believe it T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: it's very odd T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: my daughter noticed it first T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: time to grind some coffee for tomorrow, bitchez T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: it be organic 'n' shit T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I grind it fiiiiiine T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fuck, I knew I should have bought some tomatoes T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fuck your mom. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: there are clouds of methane around uranus... did you all know that? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: When I eat bean soup, that is true. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: since when is uranus a curse word? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: there are oceans of liquid Methane on Titan T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: A fair amount of hydrogen sulfide as well. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: it's true.. there is lots of methane in uranus' atmosphere T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how many half naked women does it take to seduce a fully clothed man watching the superbowl? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in other words.... who here has studied metaphysics T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Why has no one killed this guy yet T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: What guy? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: armenia, because i live in oklahoma, and apart from jdrakus nobody else is local T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: where in OK? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: 8 miles from Drakus T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: Sounds like punishment enough T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Nuke the entire state. Nothing of value will be lost. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Whoa, the only two residents of that state both play here? :P T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia nods at Rascally Ryke. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke, you'd get rid of the casinos. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: The only two residents of the state with PCs. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i used to live in lawton. yeah... i left T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke besides, in order to do that kind of a nuke i'd need heat and pressure tolerant ducts T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and i dont have any ducts. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sobs in misery. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Ohm being taped up to the wall by (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, why lawton, why not somewhere cool like yale T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: yale? as in do not speed through yale? fuck that T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude grins mischievously. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yep thats the one, i got pulled over there while driving 15 in a 35 =) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: too many cops in yale T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah but they get paid 18.50 an hour. cops in stillwater get close to 30 starting. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it turns out the fuse for my taillamp was out. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i got a repair warning T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: that is because stillwater is DUI capital of OK T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm no , that's coweta T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: things have changed, it seems T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but dude, the cop in yale was super chatty T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it was like something out of a movie about canada T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it turns out he used to be a mechanic in san diego, and moved up here w/ his wife to make better money and pay lower taxes T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and he got hired as a cop T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: idiot T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no. he was smart. he brought the wife with him. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: chicks here are deranged i'm told T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: =) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you know that song about a holiday in cambodia? where they say ' be sure to pack a wife' T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude agrees! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: deranged. yeah T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, so where'd you go now? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: outside of philly T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in jersey or in philly? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: ? outside of philly is not in jersey T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: earlier i met an ex homicide cop from n.y. that moved to here. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm. new jersey, is actually outside of philly T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i know the line blurs T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i know its hard to tell T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but there is a line! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: no one in this area considers jersey outside of philly T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, so have you been to the liberty bell? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: yeah T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you sure are chatty. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you ring it? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: it is in glass with security guards T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no. i just am trying to not think unhappy thoughts about hanging myself ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: where outside of philly Ohm T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so. did you try breaking the glass to try ringing it? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: I'm in Pa too T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm might need the ftalk channel T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: delaware county T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: xenteros, you and ohm could go out! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: and you could choke on a dick...your point? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, i couldnt, we both know i have a big mouth. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: ... T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw, if a dick is cut, is it capable of pointing out someone's eye, or does it have to 'round out' someone's eye T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: so I couldn't tell ya T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: don't know how to POINT out someones eye T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: poke? point what ever T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: blunt objects can poke...I could poke your head with a bat T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i could poke your head out with a q-tip. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: out of where? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: out of comission T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what's that alex baldwin movie with tori hatcher as a dead immoral southern woman? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: Driving Miss Daisy? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xenteros: owned T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that was nicky coppola T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no wait, thats guarding tess. thinking of morgan freeman T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: guarding tes was better... daisy had no sense in soup T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: http://sttngfashion.tumblr.com/post/5550581072/special-report-star-trek-the-next-generation-a-xxx# T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-07-16/1279302430025.jpg T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: clickx it T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: pretty sure that'd be considered porn, don't know what it is, but tits from 4 chan so it can't be good T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: hmmm, its* but tits works too I guess T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Um. Good thing I have eyebleach.com on a macro there... T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gawyn: wtf is eyebleach T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: go and see, it's not gross. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: it is antigross - wash your eyes out after 4chan assault T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gawyn: i'm on a gov't computer, is it gonna get me flagged? =P T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: chicks in bikinis (eyebleach is) don't click the 4chan though... T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: shouldn't do, eyebleach is chicks in bikinis T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nice-looking ones T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: there's a kid-safe version as well T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: http://kidbleach.com/ T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: which is pictures of puppies and kittens being adorable T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: hah T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: heres a better way to wash your way eyes out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78D00dYOBrM T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: need to skip until like a minute in T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand: thats all? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: thats the 7 big ones T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: tits is offensive ? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: according to george carlin T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: how about rapeface? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: skullfuck ? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: i had a WoW character named Skullfocker T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: gz T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: they made me change his name, so i changed it to Skullfooker T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: haha, you played wowo T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: explains a lot T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: then wow stepped in and changed it to Raydelsale :( T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: well, i only played at work T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: so i got paid like 30+ an hour to wow *shrug* T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: well played T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: now i get paid 40+ an hour to mud :) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: what do you do? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: telecom tech, work for a big, big wireless company in the us T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sounds like govt job T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: nah, ima switch tech T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: ... that was exactly my thought, Xiucozcatl :P T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: the work kinda ebbs and flows T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: not govt at all T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rarshin: but boring, just the same, a lot of the time. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: what isnt? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: hospitality T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: when its boring, i mud, watch movies, surf internet, etc T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rarshin: my old job, it was just hateful, to busy to be boring T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Try working for a small company. You'll always have something to do. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: nowadays small companies fold up like crazy T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: Work is Evil. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: true T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: i get bored sitting at home though T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: heh, if it small enough the boss will make you wash his car, fuck you i aint payin for you to mud T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: like the boss would know im mudding T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: its funny, at home i never mud/play games, constantly doing house stuff T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol if the boss dont know what you are doing he deserves everything he gets T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: true T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: (.Y.) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai tapping on screen is this thing on? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: lol T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand: any sayings saatai? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Peeps saw boobs and ran methinks T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand: vakieh is thinking again, that cant be good T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: Him thinking is never good no. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: B====D--- --- \ (x)-(o) / T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: One eye down, one to go T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: did u just drop a load on a woman with one breast? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: haha T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: ohh that was an eye:P T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: the eye was closed T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: quickly followed by a 'sorry honey, my bad!' T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: didn't used to be... T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: thought it was a bewb T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: or if you're feeling a little sassy you say 'next time open wider, bitch!' T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saatai: Very Naughty T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: fuck you sendhia maze T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: its not even a maze T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: dry hump that bitch T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: yeah it is T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: i dunno, after going through it once my mapper was somehow able to run passed it, so it can't be a 'real' maze T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: what if the maze is randomised every reset ? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: its not a real maze at all. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: thought not T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: you sure? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Look at the maps - the green part gets you through T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Try nenukon pussy! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: real men quest fail T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ahem...real men gq quit T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: real men delete system32 T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: lol T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: did that, computer said "no" T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I did that once...but it's ok, bc I loaded nix on that bad boy first T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: do you guys know "little britain" ? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: specificlly do americans know it ? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Computer says nooooo T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: no T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: we do not T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sad T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: i think it airs on bbc america T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Didn't they do a us reboot? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: awesome british comedy T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: icbw T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: i didnt get any trivia points when i completed my campaign T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: unless your daily bonus said you would, that's normal T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: vak knows the score T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 7-nil T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: britsh comedy wins, regardless of the score T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: British comedy is like US comedy,but without the fart jokes, teen angst and laugh tracks T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: i dunno, i may be the odd one out here but i like the US office and whose line is it anyway over the brit versions T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: the laugh tracks are the most telling T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: KILL IT WITH FIRE T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: there is a british version of whose line is it? kill it with fire T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: it was the original T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: iirc T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wow T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: it was not T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: dan patterson ftw - have you seen Mock The Week? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: that wsa so shit i thought it was drew's idea T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: T_T it ran for 8 seasons and everyone loved that show T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Want comedy? Try anything with Dylan Moran in it T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: just cause the peon like it dont mean it's good T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: pretty sure that drew saw the brit version and asked to co-produce the format stateside T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: peons eh T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sad... would be interesting to see the british version, just for comparison T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also watch 'Fool Me' T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I bet neither mongrels nor shooting stars air in the US - lol'd at mongrels T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: will check dylan T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: never heard of those shows T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: that being said, i like this louis CK guy T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: brit version of whose line is almost identical - even has some of the same panelists T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Dylan Moran did Black Books T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: what nationality was Trigger Happy TV? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: for north american comedy i like the red green show - is that still going? also garrison keilor always gets me T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: also...WONDERSHOWZEN T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: trigger happy TV was awesome T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: according to wiki red green show ended 2006 T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: saw a couple eps, canadian show on public broadcasting so not many watched it T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: anytime I see duct tape, or anything that needs repairing, I think of Red Green T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: sad - I will add a box set of red green to my amazon wish list :) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: that was a shitty reward for a goal T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: call of heroes? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: flying citadel T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: what was the reward? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: a portal T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: to the area wooohooo (sarcasm) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: a nice portal and the gargoyles won't stop you anymore T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wars finds some vague inadequacy of Chuck Norris's, and hurls crude insults at it! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: the only thing chuck norris cant break is justien biebers voice. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wars slaps Chuck Norris with his dueling glove, challenging it to a duel. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: there? a cn mob? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher kicks Chuck Norris in the head. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wars gasps as he realizes what Santher did. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: hey colori how do you do that balls thing? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: ye, show us the balls thing T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree just got a face full of Santher's balls! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: not sure how do imagine that. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: i prefer not to imagine balls in my face T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: but maybe thats just me T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: jah. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: I suck at knowing these key words for goals T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: speak english mob!!!! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wars smacks Glymer out of his boots with a sign reading "NO !!" T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aware: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frozone: you T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: shit T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pop out Aware's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That post made no fucking sense. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: alright screw goals!! T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: thats the spirit T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: welcome to the fellowship T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Druzx: thats the ticket T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: you may now bend over T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: new clan suggestion T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: no new clans, plz T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: my little pony themed clan T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: lol clan of the lazy arse T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: My Little Clannies? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: my little clannies: aardwolf is magic T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: clan Tard we dont do goals T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: this mud needs a clan for trolls and assholes... it would be the biggest clan by far T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: retri isn't a big clan.... T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well, just a thought T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: That would involve combining several clans. Sounds like hard work T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: how is masaki regarded btw T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: most assholes i can think of arent in clans T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: To be honest? Until you said that, I'd forgotten about them T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: haha T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: nicely put T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: says a gaardian. surprised one of you was online T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: we're always online T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: you just can't always see us T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: Oh, I'd be humiliated if anything you said matched objective reality. Our stats are better than most clans ;) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: which is weird and completely contrary to our initial objective T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: i miss the paper. where is wriggley? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: No kidding. I was trying to make a retirement home, not an actual clan or anything. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: we just put out an edition a few days ago T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: The paper that came out this week, you mean? ;) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: The customers are never satisfied. T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: Or right, apparently ;) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: it was just one article? T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: Damned if I know, only came back here two days ago ;) T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: gquest join T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: i dunno where i'd be without those gaardian text searchable maps btw, pippin top work T3/r4/2011-09-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe :D T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wars has just smacked Questor the Molester into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is the new zookeeper movie any good? T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how loud is a normal qieff? T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: do you mean queef? T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grimben: im sure he does T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: depends on the strength of the seal x the pressures involved T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: 44 db, i measured T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: do you want the median in decibels ? T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, decibels would be ok,but iwas hoping pascals T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh no,my qmobattackedme T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: anyone else have a really hard time actually getting off the computer to go to bed? I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: and that problem is work in the morning T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I find it quite easy to get off at the computer, with all the porn on dah interwebs T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: good pt, i'll take that under consideration T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/37%20Vagina%20Steak.jpg Obviously NSFW. T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caramel Milkshake: wow even the term "vagina steak" offends my gay sensibilities T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caramel Milkshake: I'm going to have nightmares about georgia o'keefe paintings now T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: that one with some penis chili, yum! T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: http://funkydowntown.com/the-world-most-offensive-looking-chili-shaped-like-penis/ T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: what if i don't find natural biological forms offensive T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: dig deeper: http://bit.ly/rijZz0 T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: My brain is full of fuck. T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krazz: i fucking hate mazes. T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sommeil: accidentally used my trivia healing pot. You'd think if the spells within it were too strong for me I wouldn't be able to consume the potion... T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I've done it 3 times T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: what do you mean too strong T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: potion is level 1 T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: put them in bags T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sommeil: Casting the spell incomplete healing would overpower you! T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck shit hell T3/r4/2011-09-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: tell me how ya really feel T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Burger: really, how are you supposed to figure out "rinse mouth" without looking at a fucking webpage T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: someone did T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Someone very adept at INFOCOM games, I bet. T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: xyl's mosaic is a strong contender for my least favorite area in the game T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: lem-dagor and the cougarian kingdom are up there too T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Burger: I couldnt even examine the fountain, or anything in the room, just have to alt tab and find a webpage T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: The transfer text tells you what to do. :P T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Burger: haha, yeah I put my foot in my mouth on that one T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: those can be bad.. but there are worse T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: i hear terrible things about whatever they renamed the shadowlands to, but i've never had a particularly bad time there T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: rokugan? Nah, easy as pie. People just hate mazes, and particularly loathe those full of aggros. T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: partroxis maze is fun, even with the navigation web page T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lloll: oh i've actually never been in there. i think the first time i got a quest mob there i went to go look up a map and found a guide to solving the labyrinth and now i quit any quests there instantly T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: helegear sea sucked, before i knew about eternal cold T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Burger: son of a ! Ive spent 5.5 hrs on this goal, In finally kill the overlord, get past all his guard, and no goal reward T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Burger: fucking task 2 fight your way past the overlords guards, how the fuck did I kill hmim without getting past his guards T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Burger: RETARDED! T3/r4/2011-09-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aware: where the fuck is this goddamn dining hall T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so earlier someone tried to offer to buy my painkillers off of me T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and i realized that in addition to probably not fitting w/ my idea of honesty, that i dont know the value of them T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sighs. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: They will cost you one trip to jail, if you get caught T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr not sure on the rules for them, but it seems wrong to sell them, what if the person misues them and dies =( T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyways, i am thinking of emailing her back to ask what the normal price is, but if i do that it might sound shady =( T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i dunno what to do. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i don't particularly plan to sell them, i just am wondering how much i'm turning down for the sake of integrity ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what the fuck is a cafe au lait T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: gay T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: lait is milk T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so its like a latte? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: there is more than one language in the world T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: coffee and milk you uneducated douchebag. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: yeah there's english and there's spanish, right? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude is agreeing with that Methyl person again... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tethys: "more than one language..." heh... yeah, right. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: It's latin. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tethys its true, its in the bible T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Sure, there's more than one language. It's just that any language which isn't English.. sucks. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tethys: that's somewhere on my reading list. hehe T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: afecay uay aitlay. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Except for Spanish. Spanish makes sense as a language. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Most usasians seem to only know the languages of the countries they can point out on a map. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i can point to borneo on a map T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: English doesn't make sense.. well. Okay, Spanish is the only decent language. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: So 1, or maybe 2 T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: a map of borneo? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: not all americans can find america on map, actually. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Hey, I can point out plenty of places on a map where I don't know the language! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And usasians seem to think that their country is called america and that they are called americans. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: can you point to your high school on the map? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: it's funny how a lot of foreigners, specifically europeans, believe that their culture is superior when in recent years it's been based pretty much entirely around hating america T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr los estados unidos de america T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Well, at least I can point out all the countries we are at war with on a map. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: there's only 8 T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so thats not a big achievement T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Actyally, my country is only at war with 1 country atm T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. i'm in the u.s. our country is at war with 8 T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Technically we -are- called Americans. So are Canadians, Mexicans, and.. all of those other people who live south of Mexico, which nobody cares about. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and we're actively incombat in others that wedidnt declare war with T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke wait,even the iriquois? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I thought you lived in Sweden, Ranrr? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is swedens at war with prussia? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: afganistan T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: canadians aren't americans. north americans, yes. americans, no. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Anyone who lives on the North or South American continents is an American by default. :P T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke no. not if they're just visiting. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: victor bout is living on the american continents but he's not an american T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: People who live in the US are usasian, same as people who live in Canada are canadian. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: south america is just an extension of mexico anyways. it's more like dirty mexico and dirtier mexico T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: where does the dirtiness peak? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: so brazil is a dirtier mexico? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what about cartegna T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: brazil is a dirtier portugal T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fiendish,do you like to stay in boutique hotels? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: sometimes T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are they worth it? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: how rich are you? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont know? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so probably zero T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: do you drive a bentley, a lexus, a lincoln, or a honda? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: by the way... what part of the breast is the most sensitive to blunt force? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: all of it T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: portugal is a dirtier version of spain...so brazil is like a dirty lovechild of spain and mexico. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fiendish, any part more than others? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: the inside? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hooft: lol T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It doesn't matter, you'll never get close enough to touch a woman's breast.. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: in my experience no part has a common tendency to be more or less sensitive to blunt trauma than others T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke who said it wasa woman. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i was thinking of learning to milk a cow to save on cafe au laits T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: How experienced are you with beating tits, Fiendish? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fiendish slaps his tits 5 times a day to check for weaknesses in his bra T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fiendish, how supple are your nipples? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: define supple T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i do define supple. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude flexes his muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: reflects light in the 380-420 nm wavelength? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking questor gave me another fucking trivia point T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what the fuck T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: the nerve of that fuck T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: fuck him T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: shit T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: so give it the fuck back and quit complaining T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fiendish, how many weeks does it take a gourd to break ground? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i guess fiendish wandered off T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how do you actually go about counting sperms, is it done by microscope or what do they do with the sample? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: on earth or in aardwolf T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: real life T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: on earth, by microscope T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: If I had to guess, I'd say they count number in a volume of sample, using a microscope, and multiply up to the 'real' volume. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so is there a machine that counts them, or does some unlucky lab tech count them by hand? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how would i go about figuring what my actual volume is? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: never done it myself though - but afaik it is a lab tech - and it is by eye not by hand - that would be gross :) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is it purely metric? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: i am sure lab techs do gross things - but i don't think that is one of them T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: it doesn't matter if it's metric or not... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sure it does. you always have more sperm if its not in metric T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why do you think countries like japan have a declining birth rate. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: lol T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: not how volumes work... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gorsk, so the sperm that is stored in the body, is purely liquid? air? is it under pressure? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: once again, doesn't matter for the count T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: sperm is stored under 700 psi with a NO2 propellant T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ethyl methyl amine? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Today I learned I can increase my sperm count by using miles instead of metres o.O T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or methyl ethyl amine T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wish that pennyslvania would have afuckingearthquakenext week wednesday T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: i'm sure they love you too T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: when your balls rattle, it's actually an agitator bead agitating the mixture so your sperm shoots out in a fine mist rather than clumps T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear Vancouver Island had one T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: probably, i also heard the world is ending in 2012 T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: methyl - I worry for the future of your species ;) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: it's after bar close, i have nothing better to do T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sure you do. teach me how a spermicidal jellyworks T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: well the spermicide is like a secret commando going behind enemy lines to kill the sperm before they attack T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vampiredude - were you asleep in high school? only kidding - the sperm live in a liquid environment in the testes, more or less at body pressure T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay.but how do you kill the sperm...? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Cooler than body temp - hence external sack T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Oh don't lie to him. Since he knows about the pressurization now... It causes explosive decompression on any cell with a flagellum. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: barleywind my body has several different pressures T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: boil it to kill it T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: ... I guess - I can't imagine how air would get in there, or that there would be an unusual pressure T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are we talking cavitypressure,plasma, what T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you dont want to have kids, vampiredude? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: well you usually kill sperm with a spermbat T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: it's kind of like hunting baby seals T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I don't think we need to worry about him having children, Ohm T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke =) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: sorry - cavity, blood etc is beyond my ken :( T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Everyone knows pulling out works, geez! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: good point. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hooft: Ionization can essentially disable them as well. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hooft soif i have sex ina radioactive swimmingpool,itacts as a contraceptive. makes sense T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Dooo eeet. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: make a small hole in your microwave door, stick your balls in, and turn it on T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hooft: That would do it, but there is ionization without radioactivity. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Of course. It could just lead to you having a mutant superbaby. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gorsk i have no microwave. not even a crappy blaupunkt model T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I see we've been stickying up our space bar vamp...better get some anti-bac on that before you get diseases :-P T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: boiling water is slower, but that'll work too T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh like what, sars/ T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vampiredude - the vet told us that our guinea pig had a chance of getting the females pregnant for a few weeks after castration - so dont even think about trying to kill sperm inside the body T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: there's a simpler way, date a MTF transgender so you can't get it pregnant T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Or that woman with 2 wombs, so you can get her DOUBLE pregnant! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorsk: and if you can't get any boiling water, a sharp rock will fix the problem T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh, your mom was double pregnant T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zanfire: you could always get ball cancer T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: You got a guinea pig neutered? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: tharnin - sure - they breed like rabbits ! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: I suppose it makes sense, I'd just never thought about it. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Too right! I have the strength of 2 men, and the ability to service said double womb woman to her fullest capacity! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: You mind if I ask how much fixing a guinea pig costs? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tharnin do you have a nailand some rubbing alcohol? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You can't fix guinea pigs, they're beyond repair T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin giggles. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: tharnin - about 2500 gold if i got the exchange rate right T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: well you know what they say, sharks lay the largest eggs of any aminal, your father laid the largest woman in the world T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: tharnin about 80 euros irl T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: methyl... inter necine rivalry much T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: barley, can i have 80 euros too please? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i want to buy a microwave T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh andmaybe a t-shirt T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: fuck it T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey isnt it october fest right now T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Go holiday in Fukushima (always wonder what Shima did that was so bad...) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why isnt there an aard october fest T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vampiredude you are a danger to yourself and to your girlfriend :) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are all the imms lazy? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: octoberfest usually takes place in october T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: october fest? Buy a calendar T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: methyl, get a wikipedia. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: they work really hard earning the greenbacks, which is why they aren't paying attention to your prayers T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: vampiredude, it's september T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: methyl yep octoberfest occurs in september T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: aard beer is rubbish anyway - aard oktoberfest would just make me thirsty T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: barleywind, why not pour some barley in it T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Not till the 17th vd - again, buy a calendar T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh no, you buy me a calendar T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: barley wine - hmmm lovely T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude prods Vakieh into action! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cmon, your year ends before mine anyways T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: silly aussie ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: drat - i got my keyboard all sticky T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I give enough money to welfare... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: again :( T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh you mean' child support' ? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: lol T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: i won't remember this in the morning so fuck it T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Old enough to type? Old enough to mine my coal, biatch T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: mine my coal? Sounds dirty.... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ultra micro scopic pneumatic super volcanicosis? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or whatever? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I don't care what you call it, just get that canary down the mine and start digging! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: where's etzlii when you need a pedanticly long word =( T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh there he is T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude points excitedly at Ebullient Etzli! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: etzli, how do you write that black lung disease in long form? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: is this weird? "whois VampireDude No one of that name is playing" T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: detects T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: (I'm new around here) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ...why do you have your phone # in your desc vd? Also, if someone calls about Viagra, my bad :-P T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so... is there a certain angle that one should not allow the phallus to go past when ejaculating? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: 117 degrees T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Above 90 risks self-facial T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fiendish, can i borrow your protractor for a second? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vampiredude i bet you are about 50 with 3 children and you are trolling us (but don't bend it so far it hurts :) ) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but there's no risk of the sperm getting stuck inside and dripping back down in the line is there? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: there always is T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that'd be like having dead babies in a pipe just floating around until you take a piss ... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vampiredude - your question is about real life is it? sounds more like you are filling a car with gas T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so does the body at least try to re-absorb the nutrients from the decayed sperm? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: barleywind i'm just wondering how much of my meals are lost due to ejaculaton/emissions T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and if i lose proteins and so on in the exchange T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So...I thought you were from S.A. vamp - the intertubes say your # is from DC - ARE YOU DICK CHENEY? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or if the sperm and fluid that doesnt exit the body gets reabsorbed at all T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, cheney retired =) buy a newspaper T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should eat more ... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vampiredude - dies and reabsorbed T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wind, is it reabsorbed through gravity tubules or through scavengers in lymphatic system? what? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: the ironic thing is, vampiredude beat out over a million sperm to be born T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, more than that =) twins run in the family T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: make that a million and one ! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude hops around like a little kid. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vd could have a voip number such as skype in T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: one way to find out. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: it'd probably be vampiredude T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: well a million baby vampiredudes might be better than a million barleywinds - the name is cooler anyway T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Lol...I just made sure he's on every call-me list I could find :-P T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh, you forgot the mormons T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: nope T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no. i mean the real mormons T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ask them about magnets when they ring T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: didnt you know they have more than one flavor T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they don't ring, they knock T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: remember elizear? he knocked too T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even dana carvey knows that opportunity knocks T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude bonks Vakieh on the head for being such an UTTER moron. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh, you are almost as dull as lyndie chamberlain T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: thanks to your antics, brigham young university just blacklisted aardwolf T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no they didnt =) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A dingo stole my penis? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no. a dingo ate your penis. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude points excitedly at a dingo! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: vampiredude thank goodness - no student should be denied aardwold, even in utah T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: barley, actually the sheer use of magic and spells is sufficient reason to ban it T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey so when you guys masterbate, do you cradle? agitate? shake? use a roll of tissue/magazine? or a kung-fu grip? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kurojiryuu: I have someone do it for me :o T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Numb-handed stranger T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: when i'm a master baiter i use a hook and premium quality worms T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kurojiryuu: master baiters in MW2 use claymores T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: redryn oh a prince albert? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kurojiryu i dunno if i'd want anyone but the tsa to handle my manhood for me in that way T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Little known fact - a claymore has a 50 foot kill radius - in 360 degrees! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: really? T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i thought they were directed T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So when you see people hiding 3 feet behind them, that's holywood being dumb - they are shaped (150-300 foot in front) T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kurojiryuu: yeah aren't claymores directed T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: oh that T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i dunno i thought one would set up a whole system of them T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: hollywood* T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: and not just use one :p T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zanfire: a claymore uses swinging force to cleave an enemy T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not do a halo instead =) bigger radius T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: High Altitude Low Opening? Pretty small radius if you ask me... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: i think the dod has some weapon called a claymore - but the medieval version is lethal too T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: claymores are good for infantry and light skinned vehicles i think T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: usually for ambushes, and set up a system to wipe out a whole contingent T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Claymores are infantry and uncovered vehicle (think jeep, technicals) killers T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: System or singular both used T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: singular not that useful i think :p T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/M18_Claymore_mine or https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Claymore T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i'd have a whole bunch, wait for the whole company to move into killzone and wipe everyone out T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Once one goes off, the patrols ALWAYS slow right the fuck down T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kurojiryuu: napalm strike! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And they really do have a 'front towards enemy' on the outward facing side :-P T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: youm T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: fiddlestix T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: fuck! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: i wonder where fuck comes from T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MeisterP: lol T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: well, when a whore meets a politician... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: put your hands on the rocks pull down your pants and growl! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: it's the lion walk... T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: anyone wanna suck my balls!! Mwhahahaha! T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: pork. T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Methyl: cunts T3/r4/2011-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: sofa king tired T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking deity gave me anotehr tp T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how much do you have to weigh before a doctor will give you clinical obese ness? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: 20 stones and a pebble? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 0.001% the mass of your mom. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starling, i thought you gave up trying to find her T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I did, but then one day I was driving and I passed her on the sidewalk, and her gravitational field caused me to almost slam into a telephone pole. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you should have used her to slingshot back in time and kill her T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hindsight is always 20/20 T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: Captain Hindsight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmUZQrvF5o T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: im so fucking horny. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? would you fuck a sheep? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: uh.... hitler died before that ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Or a pig? Or VampireDude's mom? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mischan T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: no.. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: yeah i'll take vamps mom T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: again. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so mr tree, who from my ignore list are you ? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: lol T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it used to be against the rules to log in on an alt and try to get 'around' the ignore button that way T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dunno if it still is =) T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Dont worry i didnt fuck your mom T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: and you dont even know my alt. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if you eat the fruit from lemontree you can have a lemon party T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree tosses a lemon at you. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree tosses a lemon at you. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree tosses a lemon at you. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl inserts a lemon T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Are you liking the lemon T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: insert? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it could be rougher texture T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree shoves a lemon up your Ass. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol WTF VampireDude tells you 'please dont talk to me on your alts either, you're now on ignore' T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i havent played an alt for months T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: weird. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sounds like a child's tantrum - I'M NOT LISTENING ANYMORE! LALALALALALALALA T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: wanna ignore? Just hit ignore, and quit the drama T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i didnt even say anything to him T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: yeah. Children ignore people. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: now im sad T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Mebbe your name messes with his bot? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: im ignoring supersaiyan and karachi. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i would be less upset if i even knew why im ignored T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Well, on the flip side, you can make jokes, and he won't know why he keeps seing headless lols T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: seeing* T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: lol T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: heres a joke T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree points a GW bush. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: at? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: needs waxing T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: ja T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: my GW bush needs shaving. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: gonna hurt alot. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: guess you People like George bush. Sudden silence. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: bush sucks.... we all know it... it's been worn out T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree flails his head up and down... you can see the blonde roots. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: who ignore T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: hmm fails T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: jexebell ignored me! T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What? who said that? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: i remember now. I beat her in a romani trivia RPS GAME. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: how do you see whos ignoring you ? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: who ignore T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: im not so horny anymore. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's rainin men, hallehlujah T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: yo! Flist me babe. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: You don't have any friends :( Perhaps you mud too much? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: shame xiu. Dont people like you? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: xiucazcatl! T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: hello T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: dont you have friends? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i hear tell of these 'friends' in the tales of yore T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: errr... Ahem... Okay... T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: This is worse T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: there was this add on magic8ball. The title as 'fuck me plz!' T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: was* T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: fucking shit T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: messy T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hooft knocks over the 2 litre and yells "Fuck!" T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i like that you spelt litre right T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Fuck Anna Faris. I hope someone blows that bitch up with a bazooka. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: is she important ? in a global sense ? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mahon: me too, who is she? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hooft: Thank you Xiucozcatl. :) T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Very unimportant. I just saw an advert for a movie she was in and got physically angered. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: fuck watchdogs T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: never hand over a loaded weapon. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: this is fucking retarded...I have two buckets of water now and that witch just stands there laughing at me CAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING THROW THE WATER!!!!!!!!! T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you try pouring it? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cackle gleefully at Horvak. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: pour, throw, tried dropping it and tipping it over...tried to toss it T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you try ' gige ' T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or maybe ' give ' T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or the gigas glove? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: I tried that too T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: all it fucking says is "There is no water within Aardwolf." T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what are you typing? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and why are you typing it nowhere near any witch? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: throw water witch, pour water witch, toss water witch T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: horvak, did you try send water witch? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: not send water T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if the recipient of the item is in a different room, send is almost the holy way to get it there T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: only* T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: like I told you in tells, THROW is the verb to use. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: to throw it he has to be in the same room as her doesnt he T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: I just need to pour this fucking water on this cunt...LoL...she need a damn douching T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvak: lol, Family Guy T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: hahaha meg T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: she found out soap works. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, it's from summer's eve commercials many years ago T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc i've heard that aluminum alum works great for that. helps tighten up the vulva too T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a decent boxshot does the same thing. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: shitezen T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lol, razor has nosummon on T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lllaaag T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how runny should diarhea be? T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: it should look like you T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r4/2011-09-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: You have become better at middle finger of death! (85%) T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: EVERYBODY GO APESHIT ON SOME FUCKIN MOBS! <.< caps T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: fuckballs T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking graculum T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: don't knock the mass debaters, it is sex with someone you love T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: somebody fucking shoot me T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: what happened? T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: can i shoot you with my man gun ? T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Need something bigger than a bb gun to have any effect T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No wonder your mom dumped you T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: oww now my feelings are hurt, it will never be erect again T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gooch: ah, i cant wait till starling gets the lane treatment T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tamiek: can some one go to rajwap.com, choose a vid and send me the link to that page. T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tamiek: ill pay 500k T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vampfox: does anyone know which website provides free 1:30 min porn vids. Like full vids divided into 1:30 sections? T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vampfox: oh crap... T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sommeil claps at a bat's performance. T3/r4/2011-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: god damnit T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: FUCK T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: god damnit T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your fat mom. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And damn her foul hide. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: god damnit T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake gets a little overexcited and covers Six Six Six in his own frosting! T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, this meal tastes just as good the 2nd time T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking ferrari didnt kill bieber when he crashed it T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what a passive car T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: bieber crashed a ferrari? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ya T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: what type? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ferrari T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: what type of ferrari T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the automobile type T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: lol so you dont know. is he injured atleast? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how much urea can a bladder hold? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how do you say ' dingleberry' in spanish? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: "Tengo doce an~os." isn't it? :P T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k. thanks T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: its actually pronounced home depo T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how does auto erotic asphyxiating work? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: it's a myth T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Fans of 1990's television will be excited to hear that the Ted Turner-created Captain Planet and the Planeteers could soon be jumping from the small, not-high-definition screens in your memories to a big screen near you. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: NO T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: NO, FUCK YOU T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Stop ruining my fucking childhood. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: ? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Transformers was bad enough, jesus T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So long as it isn't Air Bender style, I'm putting it in the win column T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Ruinruinruin T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke sobs quietly to himself because Jhav was a jerk! T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: wtf are you going on about? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Air Bender couldn't ruin anything for me, because I never watched the cartoon. :x T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ah Transformers...Clerks 2 made me so anticipatory it hurt, then it was like the bad kind of surprise buttsex T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Never watched the benders cartoon, just hated the film with a passion T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I never had high hopes for Clerks 2. I found it to be slightly better than I expected, though. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Clerks 2 was how I found out about Transformers :-P T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke blinks innocently. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh. Oh. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: My handle is Optimus Prime - Lol Donkey show, etc T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: the first clerks was a bit overrated, but fit well into the 90s. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Most cult films get overrated - My personal favourite in that style is Dogma T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: dogma was awesome T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I prefer a blowjob for bliss T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: I like the condense milk tart better. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: blowjob and kissing? Please. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: white christmas? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: whats wrong with a black one. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: black snow! Sweet! T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: if it's black, see a doctor T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: ahw shit. Everytime i close my eyes its dark. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: you need to learn some new terminology T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: wassat? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking wendys resteraunt T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yeah, it's a shit hole. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starling, let's go there for our 2nd date T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ' Cain killd Abelinc Tech: finger bast ' T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow. i left some wendys out for a few hours, and the cockroaches wont go near it T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you have roaches in your place? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm yes, the neighbors have roaches , dogs, and children, and sometimes they come near my apt T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the landlord sprays for free once a month but the dogs just wont die T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake says, 'COCKFAG' to (Friend) VampireDude. The lucky git. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shoot the kids with a bb gun T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: fuck you! We shoot back with rocks. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is it normal for rug burns to ooze an orange rusty /clear ooze while masturbating? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: VD does the wrong thing with shag carpet? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) God Father Yamakazi: yes,if retarded. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kojiro no no. its just that while attempting to masturbate, the rug burn obtained previously began to ooze. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i thought a different bodily part was supposed to ooze. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: try using a fleshlight T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like the things from csi? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Not Guilty Kojiro. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: i don't watch tv, sorry T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i mean, does your blood pressure/heart rate changing due to attempts at masturbation cause wounds like rug burns to ooze normally? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) God Father Yamakazi: what's a fleshlight? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and im wondering if the color of the ooze is off T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what the fuck is hyperalakemia T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: hyperkalaemia, high potassium T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i fucking hate vomiting from eating bad wendys T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, im back at 1k tnl T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: remorting will fix that T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah, but first i need to pick a good race T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that's ok...he only gets to see 1K from now on when he SH's... T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'm thinking maybe diva T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: why are you changing your race, anyway? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why wouldnt i? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm DivaDude.... you will be missed on the vampire race talk channel T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: hehe...yeah every time he racechanges he should name change to match T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm nods at Forgotten Starphoenix. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starphoenix that might be fun, but i dont want to waste the tps T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: unless you want to take up a fund T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: we have a racial talk channel? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: we do. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: racetalk T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: racetalk hi you bloodsuckers T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it'd totally be funky to see a Ratlingdude :P T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tlaloc, you're a helper and you dont know that T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: I am thinking, TrollDude. it fits T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Willful forgetfulneess, perhaps T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmn. diva seems like a good statcost T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Tlaloc has terminal CRS T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but as a tree, wolvens might walk up and urinate on you for no reason T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Divas are more like the whomping willow from HPotter... T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who here likes spongebob square shorts? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: who do you vodoo bitch? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yay, just another 900 qp and i can wish for popularity T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: and a new pretitle? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm may want to get other wishes first T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like what T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: exprate, for example T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ack im out of item space T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you will be ok T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Jesus died on a rotating spit, cause the Romans followed the advice of the Greeks and thought he was meat for their gyros. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mmnm gyros. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael goes, 'Nom nom nom'. What's he eating? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster: how much cocaine can charlie sheen do? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster: enough to kill two and a half men T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: enough to kill 2 1/2 men, har har T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster enthusiastically high-fives Mael! T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mahon laughs out loud. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: brb montezuma is vengeful T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i blame wendys T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Maybe it was your mom's shitty cooking. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: Moctezuma II? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what kind of physics would explain tampon structural design to ensure that they don't fall out? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh cool that oozing rusty colored stuff from that rug burn is now turning into white and tan scab colored stuff T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: can human urine kill e. coli? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashurek: Only one way to find out. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: sodium hypochlorite can T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont have any sodium hypo, every time i try to make it i get lye T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: scrotum hypochlorite? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc, if you pierce your choad, it will get infected T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: better to let a professional do it T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes urine is anti-baterical and anti-fungal T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: also anti-social T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, iirc oby has a P-A T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if cockroaches are attracted to direct current, is there a way to use magnets to get rid of cockroaches besides the transfer of kinetic energy? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: magnets don't emit direct current T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the fuck are you using magnets for direct current? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek, i have copper wire wrapped around them. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: use borax to kill roaches T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: that doesn't get you DC T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: that won't get you dc T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: that gets you a stronger magnet T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm i dont have borax, they dont sell it in the laundry section here T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc no, it gets me an inductor T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: an inductor that doesn't get you DC T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: oh man. hmmm T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: an inductor with a particular value of resonance in a magnetic field can. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: magnet: how do they work ? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no...it can't T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek, yes it can. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: inductors can get you AC, but definitely not DC.... T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: no, it can't...except to the extent that all current is direct current for a period T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: we've got some flux, we've got some resistance we've got some inductice, we've got some capacitance. we've got a magnetic field.. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'll have lots of different direct current steps through every bit of that wire while in that field T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but beside the technical aspects of the flow of electrons... T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: getting rid of cockroaches is the purpose T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: there is probably a cheaper and easier way to kill your roaches T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ok, um, good luck wrapping wire around magnets and uh, doing something with cockroaches T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, ok, how do i make boric acid T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, the technical aspects...like it not being DC T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: relevant : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: ask google T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc, i read a really long thing written by some russian guy about the flux values across the surface of a toroidal electromagnet. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and im pretty sure the values he gave were in d.c. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i dunno for sure T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if its ac, can i use a.c. to kill the roaches T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: oh, so you read it on teh intarwebs...you're right, it must be true T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or otherwise cause them to leave T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: poison them T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc you can read it yourself, tell me where im wrong, google for sakharov paper toroids flux T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lmgfy.com T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: play a flute and have them follow you out T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nack: yeah the internet never lies T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that only works on rats and small people T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: go to home depot and by diatomaceous earth...sheesh T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ditemacious earth for pools or for gardens T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: the kind you can make dynamite with T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm i dont make dynamite... its illegal without a permit T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: just dont tell the cops. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm... you are a bad person T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nack: it only illegal if the find out T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: ummm whatever kind is powdery T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: besides dynamite woulnt get rid of the cockroaches T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: sure it would T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: eureka, they're both powdery, the active ingrediant is silicon T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: man, take a drive to tulsa or the city and by borax T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc but i am told they can survive a nuclear blast T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: either one will work then..... T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: they can survive microwave radiation too T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, yeah they seem attracted to my cell phone T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I'm sure someone's generated a nuclear blast to test that theory. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you think permethrin would work? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: leinei bikini islands maybe T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Like anything, if it's far enough away, it can survive. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: If it's close enough, like anything else, it won't T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: If a nuclear blast can melt metal, you think a cockroach will survive? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: leinei im told its safer to not think T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah.. think about that for a bit T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: not just bikini islands, japan...and people survived T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does japan have cockroaches? blatella? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should get a gecko T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: good idea T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is it safe to let geckos eat cockroaches? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: safe to the gecko? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: surely not safe to the cockroach T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: The better question is if it's safe to eat the gecko after you've let it get its fill of cockroaches. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: leinei oh i wasnt going to eat the gecko. i don't swing that way T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: cockroches are very clean T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: that is true. they clean themselves after being touched by humans T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. xiucozcatl was talking, i think i couldnt see it cause of the ignore T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i cant think of any disease cockroaches are know to carry T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if wasps will kill cockroaches T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if i let the gecko eat cockroaches do you think i still need to give it gecko food like crickets? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashurek: Do you ever stop? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashurek: Ever T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ashurek if a shark stops swimming it dies T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fapping ? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashurek: Haha T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ashurek, do you like cmu systems ? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sighs. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: weird, the roaches ran away T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if there's a weird e.m.i. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck, my book ended already T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and its still not qtime T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking books T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are phallic paper cuts painful? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: i imagine yes T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rykker am not so sure, i think maybe it depends on the angle of the cut? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so if you get the cut fucking the book from below, maybe not as painful as from behind? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: where's a proper book fucker we could find to test the theory T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how many hours after a rug burn starts oozing weird rusty colored syrupy liquid should it normally stop? T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: 3.2 T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking alaskan volcanoes taking forever to cum volcanically T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sigh why are the manuals in fucking french T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking bag of cookies empty =( T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how the fuck do i use my reset token T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: hold it T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: For head sakes... id it. T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: im already holding it T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Heaven sakes* T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah qreset self T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok thanks T3/r4/2011-09-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: best to use at 30min qtime T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: POWER THIRST THE NEW ENERGY DRINK MADE WITH REAL LIGHTNING, YOU WOULD BE RUNNING SO FAST, MOTHER NATURE WOULD BE LIKE "SLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW DDDDOOOOWWWWNNNN" AND YOU WOULD BE LIKE "FUCK YOU" AND KICK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's got what plants crave T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That's Brawno T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: My plants crave flesh T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: the implication is they are the same T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: drinks for stupid people T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: FIVE HUNDRED BABIES T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It's over 9000! (types of deliciousness) T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: FIVE HUNDRED SOMALIANS T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What's with these tiny portions? Gimme some Obese Texan please! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Haha Thao: The name Deadbabies is available for use. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh lawd. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl holds his roll of tape tightly and grins wickedly. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: can't find my level 1 qmob T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck im on a quest to slay a jotun, in the general area of jotunheim T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: fuckballs T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashurek: indeed T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bom: wu knws how to tell the prophet you hav his items at path of the believer? T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: taste my spam sandwhich...and by spam I mean my penis T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvath: personaly, i dont wana taste jour penis, its been up too many WRONG holes T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Dude, she said go for it, I assumed back door was on the cards! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina: you are a jerk T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That popcorn is preloaded xiu, be careful towards like, 12 inches up from the bottom T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: wtf curse quiet??wake the fuck up!! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: yes fuck ass sir! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: CAN I TAKE A PISS TOO SIR?! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: IM GONNA TAKE A PISS ON YOUR LAWN SIR! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: Would you shut the fuck up sargeant T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: IM A CAPTAIN SIR!!! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: then go suck your moms dick T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: not any more T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shouldn't you kids be paying attention in class? T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE VENOMDICKFACE?! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: ok, calm down all children, or I'll take away your toys T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: i can feel how i will pay for that already. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel: rather a dissing war than school T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: dissing wars r fun. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh, you're in the tard class. Got it. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: lol star! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: im in 8A meaning im not in the tard class. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: self-esteem is more important than good grades, everyone knows that T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Most employers disagree T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Well my self esteem depends on how many medals i got. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i was referencing an old simpsons episode T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Global Wars: I can is 100 times more important then iq. <--------bullshit if your retarded at the end of the day your still retarded. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you're T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Global Wars: nou!!! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: excqq T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: mis T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aterius: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: damn nubs T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kojiro, if you have a shit ton is that more than a fuck ton or less? T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: same weight shit fuck. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: who is this vampire twilight weirdo talken to me T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: do you like werewolf cock up your ass? T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: me T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck gauntlet quest T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Man up. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: done T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adonthilax: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK SHIT! T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: fuckballs? T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Senator Starbug: yeah. that'll happen T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adonthilax: Fire Fuckballs. T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adonthilax: That would be a cool spell. "Two firey balls are fucking and flying towards you." T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten. I reckon I've got about a whole damn cemetary full of the little bastards by now T3/r4/2011-09-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Every time you masturbate, Jhav kills a kitten. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: some people play this game different..its simple i dont want to open a fucking browser can anyone just give me the directions T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: I direct you to bid on item 357 T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: we dont fuckin care T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: will you mind your own business and but the fuck out T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xerverius: fuck fuck fucken fuck T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: fucking no, you lazy ... whatever T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: No god damn mother fucking personal attacks. All I fucking care about T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you make it my business by being a retard in public T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: Auction: No bids received on A Pyramid Paperweight (Level 100). Object retained by Auction, Inc. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: you lost your chance, bro T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keldrath: don't waste his time with auctions, fiendish T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Firlos: how hard is it to open a browser? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: im on a leveling roll T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: care factor zero T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: not used to these damn enters T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: thanks. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: i guess some people are just really bored T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: whois me T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: I think you mean "whoam I" T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no i didn't T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: well shit T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Did you ever think, when you ate Chinese, it ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese. Yet the food taste great so you don't complain, but that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork, but Garfield's on my fork, he's purring here on my fork.... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc wuvs Chicken Chow Meow T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: cat food is good food. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Dog food > cat food T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's this silly video someone sent me called "The Cat's in the Kettle" T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i guess cat tastes like chicken T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: http://www.guzer.com/animations/chowmein.php ... i recommend it at least once. i've watched it like 20 times cause it's short. hehe :P T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: damnit T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: fuckballs T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I prefer to keep the balls on the outside and just fuck with the dick, but whatever gets you off :-) T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Dick in hole one, balls in hole two. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: naw thats old school. its the new milenium. get with the times T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, michael j fox is short T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Short 'n' shaky T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, the cheney vase is a fucking awesome movie. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: whats that condition called where you dont urineate and your bladder explodes? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and who is sexier, rick moranis, or rosie o donnel? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if you get circumcised in your 40s, does it hurt or do they give you like a shot first to numb the area? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: motherfucking vorpal rottweilers T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sigh i wonder how many more days it will take before that burn stops oozing that rusty colored syrup stuff T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it dries into this yellow crystally looking stuff on the skin, reminds me of betadine T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking questor gave me the same q twice in a row T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude kisses you. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caramel Milkshake shivers. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude tosses you up in the air, Wheeeeeee!!! Again! T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav twitches nervously. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious! T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude demonstrates how Dark Wuvvin ccan be used for wuvvin or for antiwuvvin as he reaches into your mouth and pulls out a spleen. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hehe, laters all, gonna go get lunch T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Contraband Psycola just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: ben je er? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sundrinker: ja T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: zal het zo nog eens proberen T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sundrinker: hoe kom ik terug bij de training shit? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: miss kan ik je alleen inviten als ik bij je sta T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: type recall T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: heb je recall gedaan? ik sta op dezelfde plek T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: english on public channels only T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: where trying tpo friend eachother so we can go on a private channel, but it keeps stating: noone online with that name T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: tell your friends to type: vis T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you need to be visible to each other T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Each of you type 'vis' T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you don't have to both be at recall (or anywhere else) together, just be visible T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: tnx T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sundrinker: vis T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sundrinker D T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sundrinker: geef me eens wat te creten joeri T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sundrinker: vreten T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I'll give you something...it's called ftalk ;-) T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sundrinker: ? newb here T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: so to talk to each other in afrikaans, type "ftalk " :-) T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eroteryx: type in the ftalk channel now sun T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Losh: madigan T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyone want to give good suggestions for pick up lines? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: this gun is loaded, get in the fucking trunk botch works pretty well T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder how to say that in espanol T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: imagine if quests were every 32 minutes instead of every 30 T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or only during mud day time T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow. 15 tp for a bag? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well at least i can get it restrung to some sort of sarcophagus T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder what the literal translation of sarco phagus is T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh well, if there's a twinlobe on later i can ask them T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck. i need 110 more qp to buy my next level of mastery T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Why on earth are you buying mastery? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: shouldn't you be leveling? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: took the words right out of my mouth.... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm... i am levelling T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: slowly T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: mastery doesn't help you a much as, say.....a fucking aard weapon.... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well... ok. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek but what if i get an aard weapon and flag it to my mastery damtype T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that'd be tough to beat? bait? bate? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: umm, you could tp enchant, and beat it easily.... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: how much does it cost to add the fucking flag ? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: we need a short-bus version of the game for vampiredude T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: mastery is not cost effective, at all, its a sink for t9s with 100ks of qps T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i was thinking of buying a tp sleeping bag and flagging it to a coffin or cophagus T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek... that reminds me T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i was browsing all about circuits.com earlier, and i couldnt find anything that explained how to make a sink T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: what kind? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: i think you need a course on how to use google effective T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: he needs a course on how not to fail T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: google is not hard to use... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: He'd fail it... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek... uh... the kind that allows excess electric energy to be converted into radiative heat energy T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ......yep T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you mean, a heating coil? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: lol T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: heatsink T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no i mean a power sink T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: thats not a heat sink T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i know T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Throw some lightbulbs in there T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh but dont lightbulbs only work if the spark gap is set? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: theres no spark in a light bulb T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay. edison lied then T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: idk, I'm a software guy - I know lightbulbs convert electricity to heat, however T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: he wants a heatsink, his vocabulary and cognition limit him from expressing himself hoever T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh well, the thing is. i want to sink excess poewr off of a case. i don't have a ground. i dont have a w.y.e. coil. i read that a power sink could be used for it, but i dont see any designs T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: edison stole many of his ideas, the lightbulb was not one of his, either T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no, something that turns electricity into heat is not a heat sink T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and jek talked about qp sinks, and it rah-mind-ed me T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: you don't have a ground...for your pc? You sir, are a moron T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh its not for a pc T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes... i know... what he wants is not what he said however T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: he never claimed to invent the lightbulb...he invented one that lasted for more than minutes T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: but, what you want is a power resistor, do the math, figure out how much voltage and current you need to drop and buy one T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay... but jek T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont know how much i need to drop =) T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: and made money too T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you have to figure that out T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think what i really need is a series of metal or semi metals that can resonate T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: what are you making? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: A fire. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek, a sink? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: what do you want to mess with all that electricty for? if something goes wrong, you might electrocute yourself T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What does case mean if not tower for pc T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: why is there all this power in your case? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no, what is the sink for... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and how does resonating relate to electricity runoff? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Stream this shit online vd, I wanna see you fry :-P T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: ill pay 50 bucks to see it T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: uh, VD, i would advise against you messing with all that electricity. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: reminds me of lemon asking how to make a bigger leyden jar T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you should either a: learn how electricity works, or the better option, b: find someone who knows what they're doing and pay them T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: or wait a day and download it for free T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: ask him what his goal is... he's regurgitaing random jargon T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc there's not. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek, just in case i need one later. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and so i can better understand electronics. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'd prefer to take a course, but school's pricey T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc energy conservation T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh, i dunno how to stream T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i've got teh camera T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jek that's what im doing though is learning how it works, from some online website courses T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its not like any of this is under power T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: AH T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: wow T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn slaps (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav SMACKS (Friend) VampireDude upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, energy conservation doesn't apply T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Except the energy you are looking at is under a circuit - you can just send it back downstream T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc but isnt that why joule's law of heating works? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmnmn T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so confusing T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Why don't you take up pottery or something - less chance of death T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh yes, but only if the circuit is unbroken T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: or planting a garden T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: energy conservation exists, and electricity is lost to heat, but neither of those cover why your case has excess electricity T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, i want to plant a garden, but i can't find cheap land T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: if the circuit is broken you have no electricity, preiod T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: period, even T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc the case is wired as a 'ground' T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so assumably any voltage it obtains is from the circuit, or any outside interference T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers at you intently. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: this is entertaining in it'a appallingness T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip is agreeing with that Xiucozcatl person again... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: no, the case being wired as a ground means that it already dissipates the electricity T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well, you can buy some pots and grow in your house, like, tomatoes or carrots or something T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc dissipating it... as radiative energy? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm no, the carrot instruction manual says that they need more depth T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: no, as grounded electricity T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: or medicinal herbs T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: do you get strongly/painfully shocked every time you touch the case? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ...carrot? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc electricity follows the path of least resistance T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well, some flowers maybe. periwinkle, i guess T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh these orange rooted things T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: which isn't relevant T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc so, the energy that is present in on case, followed the path of least resistance to reach the case T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the case itself is not grounded. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: quoting just random rules for electricity that you've heard doesn't make this any closer to actually acting like you're talking about T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: ahh, but it is T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc whose talking about knowing anything? i merely asked jek if he knew where to find information about power sinks T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Actually, 'acting' is probably accurate T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: he said that after you were wondering about masteries T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh if the case is acting as a ground for the circuit, the case itself is still ungrounded T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc types "curse -h know" and doesn't see anything from abelinc T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm,yes. the mastery helpfile says its ok to get a few levels of mastery T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ignore the pieces, if a 'circuit' is grounded, the whole damn thing is T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the power supply is grounding the case T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: all Dr Jek was trying to tell you is that it is meant for T9s, and so, your qps would be better spent elsewhere at this point T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, then he didnt read the helpfile T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Mud experience trumps helpfiles for that sort of thing T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: then i should always ask experienced people, rather than read helpfiles. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No, each are a valuable resource T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: the helpfile says it is meant for higher levels T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: usually, they will agree T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, (Friend) VampireDude tells you 'it must be relaxing to go around telling people that they're wrong to want to learn.' T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: An flister, huh T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: umm, no. that's his pretitle T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc was put on ignore... so he retaliated by posting private tells on curse channel T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: oh :-P my bad T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: How did you see that if he's on ignore? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: uh you may not want to ignore him. he knows alot about this game T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: channel histories show ignored people's stuff T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, help policies3 T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: true. but being mature is better off T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: my students want to learn too, until it requires them to retain said knowledge... T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: not sure how policies3 applies to ohm's comment :-) T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: eureka, nothing personal, but i think i'll add you to ignore too just in case you ever let abelinc use your account. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, we're a matched set T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: i'm not into breaking rules thanks T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i would report it and get them both nuked instead T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn blinks innocently. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You hug her. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Well that seems perfectly rational...not T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: ignore whom, ohm? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: redryn, i suppose you have a point. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i dont ignore anyone. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You fluffle Redryn mercilessly, making his fur a terrible mess. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: vamp ignore list must be pretty full by now lmao T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: You are ignoring: 1) - Lasher T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: vampiredude is ignoring many people, it seems T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: lol T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i am curious why T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm... is 10 ... many? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: does that even work T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: but why? T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: of course not :-) T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: no. T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: but it's fun to look at T3/r4/2011-09-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: vamp likes to stick his head in the sand when he hear things he doesnt like T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'm now holding the perforated corpse of vampiredude T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: can it be made into a hat? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like with skin? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or trophy? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sexy time T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and or are there any perverse ways to abuse ones own corpse? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: animate it...walk around with your corpse following you T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what's better for you... mcdonalds... or chocolate? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: burger king T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Incredible Iceman: we want steak! T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: depends on the chocolate obviously.... T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: eating corporations can be bad for your health T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thats not what your mom said T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: what did my mum say? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: she said that you are what you eat T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: that your phallice is tiny and mishapen? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: pussy ? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Incredible Iceman: you eat dick? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rykker =) wanna see? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: BLACK PUSSY ! YELLOW PUSSY! T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: yup. webcam me T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: or post link T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how to webcam you? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: just copy and paste T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: must be gay, he's gaggin to see your cock T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok. but the camera... its not hooked up to the web is it T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: yeh im pretty gay right? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: and i talk everything i read seriously T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: take* T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i meant vampdude, but i like your guilty conciense T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: no you didnt. you meant me T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: these arent the driods you're looking for T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: yes they are T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes they are T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: no theyre not T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i knew you's see it my way T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: indeed T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: how much? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 5 T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: 5 what T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wat you got ? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: tuna T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: 5 cans of tuna for two droids? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 5 whole tuna T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: like 100 kg plus? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah legal size T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rykker how many kg is your mother T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: I bet you can barter him down to a dolphin. T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: deal T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: she's 3 tuna T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: 166.39 i believe T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: how many kgs is yours vd? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rykker, which one? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: all of them T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: starting with the fattest T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: no answer? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: its not fun anymore? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sorry, i was busy finding lotion to masturbate with T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: we did not need to know that. T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rykker did. he's bi-sexual T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: you masturbate while telling interwebs peeps how much your fat dyke mothers weigh? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: bi curious more like it. have been for 4 years now T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: How do blind people know when to stop wiping? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: smell? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: vampiredude lets em know via webcam T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rykker, how do i make it work with the interwebs T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: make what work? lotion? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rykker no, the quinoa T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: im not sure what that is but ill help you use the lotion T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok. rykker, you sure are a good friend T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rykker: indeed i am :D T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: FFS ... I can see why people but noteleport wish! T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon glares at Lemontree. T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Venomangel takes an old tom cat in his mouth, now you see it, now you don't. WOW! T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: omfg i love this map T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: fucking argh T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: FUCK I hate your fucking school T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: <------- quitter of fucking school T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if instead of rinsing off after you masturbate, you stew in your own semenic juices, does it actually hurt you at all? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: u may get pregnnt T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: ass baby? T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: rather humbling to nearly get ur butt handed to ya by a little boy playing in the water at this lvl T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: it's okay, 50 levels more and you can get your ass handed to you by a baby bird T3/r4/2011-09-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glymer: LMAO!! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so in the movie training day, starring lance henrikksen spelling? that hispanic guy asks the caucasian cop guy if he's ever had his shit packed in.... does anal sex in men, women, or sheep cause constipation? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elpeligrito: I thought it was the opposite. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Elpeligrito ponderingly. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: From what i hear it helps them shit, not restricts it T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: it can cause anal leakage, not constipation T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elpeligrito is agreeing with that FootLong Cheezburger person again... T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It can also cause rectal prolapse. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: why? is there something you want to share with us? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: can have leakage and still be constipated T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: actually fairly common...a solid plug with liquid behind it, leading to what looks like constipation/diarrhea cycles T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok. so its more like the movie dracula dead and loving it starring leslie nielsen? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Runny constipation ftw T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: pro what? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: woah holy lag T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should reboot T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: just try it, nothing like personal experience :> T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: - T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking lag and all its thorny edges T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Lol...I blew my cap and still get no lag :-P T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: your capacitor? or do you call your penis captain? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No, my dl cap T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I can't believe that made me laugh >.< T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sorry, i'm in america? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if there's a list of the most popular penis names on wikipedia T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 200gb, never hit it before - could go for a tb, but what's the point? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh, you get limited, bandwidth? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I'm sure there is somewhere T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: we do have unlimited in australia bro T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Limited bandwidth, but I'm on 100mb/s optical, so I can't get the unlim T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan i wonder if there's an iphone app for naming peoples penises T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. is that the new u-verse? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: When I hit the cap I get a measly 500kb/s T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: with a scanning function, probably T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Measly? Try 5 kb/s for a while and see how that feels T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Lol...before I moved I was on a 3g connection that was lucky to be on at all :-( T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: In any case, you should ALL watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It is hella funny T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'm surprised you dont just get satellite, it's like 60 bucks a month here + the dish T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: we only recently have been able to get unlimited VD T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and it is almost always on T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I prefer my optical, thanks all the same T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mixcoatl... i'll give you a level 1 sleeve with cool stats on it if you help me set up mta and a mail client? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: ill give you a hallowed light if you stop asking me for help with everything non related to aard T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'll give you 30 hallowed lights instead? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: Deal! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: fido em T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who's paying the fido cost? colori? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: awe T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: awe T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mixcoatl officially sucks at corpse retrievals T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain giggles. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: how do i suck? i cleared room and you came and then repop T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You suck at not dying. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: lol yeh blame me for you dying again T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: im not the one who went there in the first place mate :) T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: damn this xyl's mosaic place T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It gets easier as you go - also, damn is nocurse friendly :-P T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: damn poo bum bottom balderdash T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: curse is a joke, it's for offensive language, but truley offesive language is banned on all channels, curse included T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Like what? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if you don't know i cant tell you or imms will hand me my ass T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: the point of offensive language is it OFFENDS people T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: curse != offend T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: And some people are more easily offended than others, making it hard to define "offensive language" T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck doesnt offend anyone these days T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: idk, my Grandmother would say differently T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck her T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: that said, she isn't mudding T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck hayfever T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: with barbed wire T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just like your mom! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: my mum liked to fuck without barbed wire T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck somebody write a mafia help file... the existing one is shit T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you can write a new one and suggest it T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BioShan: you gotta get some better words for vagina over there lemontree, like cunt :) T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dyers: holy fucking ass lag T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: 1) asses usually have at least 1 hole in them 2) I'll pass on fucking it. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: what the FUCK stupid fucking goddamn bullshit cornholer quest system SHIT T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashurek: Ya, get mad. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake farts in the direction of Ashurek. Better flee before he turns to you! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: hmm, how would you know, you haven't even requested a single quest :-) T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: He's probably talking about goals. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: goal then.....yes it is the goals that are all the afforementioned things T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Maybe he can't figure out how to request one and that's why he's mad. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: ok F it then T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: surprised that I see nothing in "ans -h xael" or "gos -h xael" though :-) T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: johnny appleseed is an unfriendly bugger isn't he? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: fucking waste of time that goal was T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: which one? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: cartographers goal in minos T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious smiles happily. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That was one of the better goals, actually. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: maybe, if you friggin do it.........successfully which i didnt T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: fucking goddamn lame T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are human scabs edible? they're mostly protein right? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: yes edible T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: tasty too T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Evilness: what other kinda scabs do you eat? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tofting: like eating black pudding T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I wonder if all dumb questions should be answered out of pity or guilt.. I can't decide. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: But that was more or less directed to Evilness.. what scabs DON'T you eat?! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: Lemontree, is it "faggot"? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: zinger, imms not going to like that one buddy T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: what is with people today. This is the fucking curse channel. I can say faggot all I want. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Actually, you can't. It's a derogatory term to a specific genre of people. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no the imms distinguish between swearing and hate speech T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: since when is it hate speech? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: calling someone a faggot is kinda hateful T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: mostly since its inception T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: derogatory term for gay people, ie hate speech T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: it wasn't coined as a term of endearment T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: It was coined as a term for a bundle of sticks :P T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: The connotation changed, though. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: actually it was coined as a term for a bundle of sticks used for fires T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher: yeah apparently it's hate speech even if you don't mean it to be so T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: what if you use it in an endearing way? :) T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the word created is different than the term coined... T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: good for burning witches T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I have some gay friends, it's pretty hard to not offend them with that word, even jokingly T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashurek: What's the word? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: use history T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: curse -h T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: a skit off of the Colbert Report T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: faggot is the word T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: We're not going to repeat it after ripping him for saying it :P T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Kojiro, seriously stop. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: He's not going to. Why would he? He never gets in trouble. :P T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: i call him a faggot it get shit. He calls me a fggot *look the the other way* T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Santher: why would he? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Did we say he was right for saying it? no. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: turn off curse channel if you are easily offended. And lemon, I never called you a faggot. I don't dish out personal attacks. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: oh, so you admit that the word is a personal attack, then T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: You guys are nerds. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: leading T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Take that for personal. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TorukMakto Talia: your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Stop saying it, just because you say it a dozen times doesn't make it any less offensive. I'm offended by it because of my friends, i'm sure others are too. Stop. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: im sure gays use it on each other too T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: its not that bad cmon T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: Are you bleeding this week cheezburger? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: there are a lot of things that I can use in private but not public, even on a cursing channel. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I'm not offended by it and in fact I know that homosexuals say that word to each other. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: yea i thought u called lemontree it, but in the history he didnt, therefore i think the mistake was mine, it wasnt a personal attack imho. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Liberal punks get mad at it because they want everyone to wear the same colored shirts and use solar panels. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i am offened because ignorant scared little people use it to segregate society T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: all I can say is fuck fuck fuck fuck T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: If you are offended by it then you have identity issues. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol trying to turn it on me wont work... i know all the tricks T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: why does curse channel turn into political and social debates... should be more cursing! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: limunious, I appreciate you speaking the truth. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, you didn't use the word first, you just used its meaning first T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: pee pee vagina T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain claps at Idom's actions. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: so anyways, how bout those fucking Iggles getting rd to destroy the fucking falcons! T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i hear trolls smell bad T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I have no idea what the fuck you just said. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: eagles destroy? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: please T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Why are eagles killing falcons? That's sad. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: its football ryke T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: he knows T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: The one with the feet or the one with the throwing? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: throwing T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: is a faggot? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: HAH DUDE THERE ARENT ANY ZERO SYLABLE WORDS LOL T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: mis :) T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake is friends with Charlie Murphy. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does deodarant work well as an anti friction substance for masturbation? T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: might keep your balls from stinkin T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: might actually burn a bit T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder ... T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: but some people are into that T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: try it with icy hot T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: yea or medicated lip balm T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: According to the fetishists i know...deodorant can be used as friction reduction on a temporary basis, but it will cause you to break out T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: I like gritty kitty in the ky... T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok thx star. T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: but at least your scrotum won't sweat for 12 hours T3/r4/2011-09-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: vampiredude some kind of alchemist? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is it true that masturbation can harm your eyesight? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Depends on your aim T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: at least you don't get VD from masturbation, VD. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr you do if you're a carrier T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: is it true that only men masturbate? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no. of course not T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what do you think vibrators are T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'm sure google does T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: about how much milk do you get from a happy cow per day? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Depends on how many hearts it has T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do milk cows in the artic circle produce milk irregularly due to differing season lengths? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limant: aaahh Fuckin shit quiz T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck yeah, the lock is picked andthechurchbells are ringing T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyone know whothe fuck dunstan was before he becameafucking saint? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck questor gave me another trivia T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how come there's no golden shower social? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: make one T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael lifts his leg and pees on (Friend) VampireDude, marking his territory. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ive been teleported to vidblain linear a T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: Fucking buggy Hawklords mine entrance.. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: buggy? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: Normally you need to wear the uniform and trident, then kill the mine guard for the key.. But alas.. :s T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: kill it slowly T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: it's annoying yea T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: or do the goal and never worry about it again :P T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: Doing the goal.. :) Killing it slowly, gonna try that :) T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do all nipples taste more or lessthe same? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: your mum's tastes like honey T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mmnm honey T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rammiel: does that bring back memories VD? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, i'm just thinking about another girls nipples that taste a lot like those three colored suckers they sell at little league games T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: that makes me think you've never tasted one :P T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the texture was more like a whoopy cushion though. they gave a lot if you tried to bite or chew T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear hookers use that to get repeat customers T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: little league is not the best place to pick up chicks T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh... like cherry lipstick, only for the nipples? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: was she lactating? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mael, notthat i noticed? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: chimeishio where is the best place? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: Tyson Farms of course T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: where's that? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: intergalatic goddamn kegger down here! T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe: oh for fuck's sake T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: well he IS the black knight :P T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Did your mom shit on the living room carpet again? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trademarked starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: michael, what the T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trademarked: say tourrets T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: fuckshit ass cock tourrets T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: what? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: hows it going in benoni mike? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: this cow is thrusting at me T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I think it might be a bull T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's a cow if it has an innie. If it's an outie, you're screwed. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: just remember that whatever else you do, don't use its nutsack as a swing. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horvath: or its dick for a microphone T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: well, the nutsack is much more sensitive, since it hangs down practically below its knees. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: there's a new skill idea... nutsack swing attack T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I keep getting donkey punched by this donkey T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: its attached to your rod, motha licka T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: do ya love me? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: could you learn to love me? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Evilness: bah fuckers T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Evilness: Next campaign will include a trivia point reward 12:00:00 T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: one of the best blessing T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You fluffle Evilness mercilessly, making his fur a terrible mess. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Evilness: not for lvl 1 Snewbs :P T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: more reason not to snewb T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and all ya have to do is gain a level :-) T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav goes, "Heh." T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: c'mon, you know you wanna T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: surely you have a full lvl 1 set now T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: All the cool kids level. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: I do, and please dont call me shirley T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Evilness: lol havent exped ever! since 04... T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: and you have nothing to show for it T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Evilness P? how ya figure T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what do you do with an elephant and three balls? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I could make a character and have it stronger than you in like an hour T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Evilness: this isnt my only toon, i play a tier if i wanna "lvl" T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: who, bugshoppy? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: so...hot sauce on the man sausage is pretty painful. Is it worse for you ladies? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: yea chop up some habaneros and go take a leak, it burns T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: why are you putting hot sauce on your wang ? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you know, I've never felt that on my lady bits T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: y'know why? T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it wasn't intentional, I was helping to fix dinner and had to go to the bathroom (tip: when working with spices, wash first, take a piss, then wash again.) T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I wash my fucking hands. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: some people have exciting sex lives, Majic. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: although, my bf was rubbing my back with icy hot, forgot he'd done it and went for a leak :P T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the use of such awful things can potentially be intentional. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: case in point: ginger root. T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: poop T3/r4/2011-09-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: pottymouth T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey how much of that medicinal marijuana stuff do people usually take per dose? my druggie friend thinks it might work better than these pills (and i live in a state that has the cards) T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Earlee: fucking hell T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I fucking hate fucking daylight savings, stealing away morning light T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: was magicka de-spell hot? the ducktales lady? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude goes back to watching the old film juno andthe paycock. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ariil: godddammmit T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: thats the way... let it out! T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck it im over campaigns, time to grind levels T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tofting: fuck me is there noone about? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: noone T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuckin oath T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dyers: nope T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tofting: get your arses down here!!! please T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so is that a specific breed or pedigree preferred by people who fuck dogs/get fucked by dogs? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: depends on whether you're the pitcher or the catcher, and how hung/tight you are T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: also ... do people whose religious observations include circumcision, get their pets circumcised? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and depends on if you're into dogs or not. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: pets don't have souls T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how much does a professionalv vetrinary circumcisionist get paid? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if a racehorse can get circumcised in order to cut weight. i know it works for aussies T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: aussies ain't that big T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: seen a lot of speci-mens eh dokkar? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Like Rodney's gramma, I seen a lotta cock. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug, seen one seen em all eh T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's more about what you do with it. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar, a slightly inebriated drunk chick was telling some of us a story once inreal life, abouta song where a rooster gets snuffed,but won't die... and explained to us how it was aboutcock. your thoughts? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: crazy druggie chicks. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you heard of the headless chicken, right? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sadly, Gunshin: You've heard of Herman, the one-eyed German, right? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no? wer bist hermann? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sadly, Gunshin snickers with a zangar vampire about their shared secret. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the farmer had to feed it by stuffing kernels of corn down its now-exposed throat. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar, is it a throat or a gizzard? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the part that food goes through between mouth and stomach. We call it the esophagus in humans. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how many times a day should ones bowels move? T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: ask on question channel T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dominion's Logo: as many as it needs, its nature T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. T3/r4/2011-09-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: as a guideline, constipation is medically defined as less than 1 or 2 movements in a, umm, 24? hour period. T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sadly, Gunshin: For 100K. How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Enough to kill two and a half men. T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Duh. T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sadly, Gunshin: Lmao. I love that. I'm at recall T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sadly, Gunshin: 0h T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: big black phallice! T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone in the crowd yells, "BURN!" Disdain seems to agree! T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: l T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: whether you masturbate or not,the sperm die so many hours after being produced right? T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I thought the sperm stayed alive for like, three days or something? T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Just found out something. I hate stupid people. T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: You have now completely mastered teleport behind! muhahaha T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ChocoMilque: FUUUUUUUUCCCK this rubber garden maze T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: thats the way! FUCK FUCK FUCK T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: rubber garden isn't a maze, it doesn't change T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ChocoMilque: well that makes it even worse T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ChocoMilque kills himself T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Someone get him a phoenix down! T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: jusy cast fail life T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: works the same T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ChocoMilque: worse damn part is i did this yesterday and wrote down the way...threw it awaycause ifigured fuck coming back here T3/r4/2011-09-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ChocoMilque: Fuck it done T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: pass T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: send photos T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I can't tell if you're mad, or if that's an invitation. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) INFO: New post #213920 in forum General from Rand Subj: I H8 U ALL!!!11! RAEGQUIT T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: always assume the best in people, take it as an invite T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Porkswords! T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: don't cross the streams ! T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Rofl! T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: What do you call a penis covered in cocaine? T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: itchy. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: a straw ? T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: A "Sheen"us. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow. the dvd version of let me in is way better than the film T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it has more nipple , and the girlfriend of the bald guy no longer looks asian T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: mother !~$%$!#%$!$ bitch! T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: fucking tits T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Yeah, fucking tits. I hate those things. Fuck them. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ah yes, that time when a new char finds the curse channel, and suddenly becomes a 12 year old T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: naa, ihave been playin aard for a while off and on T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: im just mad because i just chugged a thousand gold bottle of lube and still cant get through this door T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: time to reffer to emerald knights T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: From 0 emails to 13...fuck off people asking for me to sign a facebook petition rrIr, T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And my attempt at an ascii bird fails... T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: mln T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: m1n T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: meh T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: B=============D -- -- -(.)(.) T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: siss man! T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow. vladia's rendition of paradise lost has a princess that fucks a golem? T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malphaeus: huh? T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malphaeus: I should be much for open war, o peers, as not behind in hate, if what were urged main reason to pursuade did not result in that princess fucking that golem T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malphaeus: that kinda thing? T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no... no... if you go into the bedchamber T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: FUCKING BULLSHIT T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: sounds like a gross, stinky place to fuck -- but hey, to each their own. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: No accounting for taste. Or smell. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Indeed. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Well, spell was accounted for T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: smell* T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: taste, too, depending on what they were doing specifically (ie, kaviar) T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: level 90 my ass T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: That's impressive - your ass has a lot of experience. T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: go fuck yourself T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: again T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: thats harsh T3/r4/2011-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: your right....i appologize to Jhav....bad day here.... T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: This is...not as shiny as gossip :-( T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: woah... im imploding shit T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: so it has begun T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: your soul is mine! T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're mom T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: oh how id love you to experience what i have to give you fool T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Mmm. Tastes like winning. T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so whats kung lao's backstory anyways T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i love you too Xael <3 T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael ) T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: yall are just too understanding T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael sucks hard on Xael's nipple, you can see him tug back on it before letting go. T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: LOL T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Pao kicked his ass for infringement issues. T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik ) T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: public cursing......my cuppa tea T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: no pithy comments?? T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael O T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i used to yell out 'PENIS' in crowded school hallways T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: lol T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: pervert T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: hasa diga eebowai T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: PENIS T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no speaking ewok on curse channel. T3/r4/2011-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuckin magnets, how do they work ? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant demands tp for his bunghole! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: red queef? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Uhhh. ... Is this Jeopardy? Okay. What happens when you make love to a woman during that special time of the month? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You have to use the second entry? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Well yes.. secondary or tertiary entrances are usually better options. I was just trying to find something that would explain Mixcoatl's comment. :P T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I thought it was a porno parody of Red Dwarf, myself T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mixcoatl: sorry. what i meant to write was "i like red queefs" T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Not many things can penetrate my armor these days, but somehow a Red Dwarf porn parody seems disturbing T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wusses, red lube is the best lube T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: As long as it comes out of a tube :P T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...oh wait... T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: and I thought I was squeamish T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: love orifices? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I was in Chaprenula's bedchamber: thank goodness 'examine cock' doesn't do what you might think T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: so you did examine it then T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if it's innocent you dont need curse channel T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: - sure I saw a cock... T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: ...roach :D T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: roach cock? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: good vision T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: if it does it for you, not my thing though T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Briggadoom: umm ... fuck? ... dont hurt me! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wat if it's a giant roach cock, pain might be unavoidable T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: aye T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: aint you hear of lubrication? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i dont think you realise how BIG a giant roach is T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: you dont know what I can take when I'm in the mood T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: who's innocent now? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: well the blue whale isn't T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: who put a deadly beaver in the dungeon? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Can you believe it? Xiucozcatl is sucking a beaver's toes again. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I can just imagine ... T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: ... no wait .. you are slowing down my campaign T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I hope I never get round to cleaning my filthy mind T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: who r u talking too? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: its only us! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: how do u know? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: cause i was otherwise occupiped with a beaver T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Sheik, Xiucozcatl T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sometimes weird things happen in The Grand City of Aylor... Barleywind and Xiucozcatl are the living proof. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: For FUCKS sake.....Let me give my non-alive-char food and water..... T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: should I not then defacate? I mean where the hell is all this food going? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: shut up T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree nods at Dr Jek. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: aww .... im soo.....sorry T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree slaps Xael. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: how do you do the uncle fucka thing? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: dont resist....he will do the rest T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: ignores ignorers T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree slaps Xael. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: whats up townsend? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer: whats up? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: curse you itchy pubes! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree falls down laughing. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: scratch it in the eyes T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: harsh T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Jaws doesn't have access to your shower, it's okay to get in the water there T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer: lmfao T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Man T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree gasps in astonishment. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend grins evilly. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash falls down laughing. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: man stuff youngseerer, shoo. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree prods Youngseerer into action! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer: make me;) T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree grins evilly. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree licks his lips and smiles. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree gives everyone a big SMOOCH! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm! Lemontree is asking Youngseerer to shower with him. Wonder what he wants?! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer blushes as Lemontree gives her hawt smoochins! T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer slaps Lemontree. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer grins evilly. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: ewww...lol nice youngseerer T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree mumbles something about how the proletariat has destroyed Christmas. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer: you were saying lemontree? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer: dishdash T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: grr T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: damnit all T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pendulum: ?? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: just venting T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if i were to fall asleep during sex, is it rape for someone to keep going? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: lol T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: no, it means you are a losy lover T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you cant consent while unconcious T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: him, her, or the both of them T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: drink less id say T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: do u think its rape? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: not if he was awake when it started :P T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's not rape if you said yes already and fell victim to whiskey dick T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: consent is not a once off thing T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: I r drinking T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fuck comcast. fuck them. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Hear, hear. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fuck the service outage they've had since at least monday that they just noticed yesterday T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik ( T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster does the fuck comcast dance T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: and fuck them for saying "everything is just fine on our side" when I called them T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: whats comcast T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: my internet service provider until wednesday T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I'm switching from cable to DSL T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a service people pay for that prevents them from getting on the internet on a regular basis. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: I have roadrunner T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: im not sure if we have comcast here T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what the--A female ape squats down, deboobing her lice. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pendulum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Lice boobs are a major problem in the primate world, okay? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: kill it... boobs should never be removed T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: lice boobs? hmm never had em lol T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Never? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: never T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Even if they're cancerous? T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you can edit those to be noncancerous, typically making them bigger as well. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Bigger isn't always better, of course. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: just ask the lice T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek BLASTS a Tuffel. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bertilak: fucking web cast by mobs lasts way too long T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Get the wish if you don't like it. T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: or just carry dissolve pots T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bertilak: yeah I think i'm gonna start keeping a couple T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: (potsearch dissolve) T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: sometimes fail... carry 5 (grin) T3/r4/2011-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bertilak: normally it wouldn't bother me so much, but this mob webbed me then fled.... T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand: bossy fucking assholes! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: if your ass is the boss of you, think about changing your diet T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh.. see, I thought his boss was.. nevermind. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand: nope, T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: is the rapture still this next month? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Rapture passed, man, we lost T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Uh, no T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: you didn't get the memo? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: maybe they didn't want you included T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke nods at Vakieh. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: sorry i guess not. i heard it got re-sheduled for octobers T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Was there another rapture? Damn, I missed it! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I blame god, his communication skills leave something to be desired. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Buffy must have stopped it this time, as always. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ryke nah, god speaks the same language as always. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: its because of that babel thinga ma jigger that we cant comprehend him T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke blinks innocently. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I.. that isn't... ... okay. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ryke there was this priest once a long time ago, who had a small dick. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That was for human language, not god T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: And he touched you? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and he said let's build a big dick shaped tower and we can see god T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: not to mention ALIEN CONSPIRACIES!!! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and we built it T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and got was pissed that people would spy on him T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: so he knocked it down and cursed us all with different tongues T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You know, this sounds exactly like how it was written in the bible! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: it has wikipedia.... tower of babel T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: The Tower of Babel has Wikipedia? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: yep T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: in several languages! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Amazing! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ryke. do you ever wonder if god shaves his legs? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: God has legs? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ryke yes, remember, in the commandment movie with the ape guy charleton heston T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: they showed god's hind quarter. that means the part of the leg that comes down from his butt. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Heh.. "ape guy". I'm sure Mr. Heston would be flattered T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: isnt he deceased? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Good question. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ryke the bible has moshe askin for god to let him see him T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and it says that he gets to see his hind quarter T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but... was god's hind quarter shaved or unshaved T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Moshe? Is that Moses' sister? Was she hot? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no, but his mom zagreb inspired lorena bobbit T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ryke, do you believe in god? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: or did that pedophile priest force you to disbelieve? T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: No. He helped me to believe in the power of love! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: oh. sailor moon style T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Well no, there were no magical transformation scenes. Although there was that one time in the confessional with the strobe light.. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: she would never turn her back on a friend.... she is the one on whom you can depend T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer: i lagged and fricking died T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oenomaeus: penis penis penis T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aterius: Boobies. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: Mmmm.. Boooobieees.. T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: tits! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: ^_^ T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: finally. a short part T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: background descriptions limited to 40 lines per! T3/r4/2011-09-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: that's what she said T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: But on here you can say whatever the fuck you want o.O T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: i fucking hate it when i can't find the dam eq i need shit T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: shit fuck T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: prefer without the shit T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Stop talking about what you and your mom did last night. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: starling what about who's mom i'm not talking about that T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: so you don't deny that it happened, just that you won't talk about it? :P T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: what you talking about T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: MAEL!!!!!! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree clings onto Mael's legs for dear life, not letting him go anywhere. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: hell yeah who wants to try me T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yojimbo: this is curse, not a gay bar :P T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: i don't give a fucking shit what you say yojimbro T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I bet you give a fucking shit to your mom. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: don't make your shit mine T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: starling hey i love my mother what about you T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yojimbo boggles at the concept. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You sure do, what with all that shit fucking. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: i'm in a bad fucking mood thats what starling T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fuck, pizza sounds so fucking good T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bertilak: I just had some pizza hut: pan crust, pepperoni, green peppers, bacon, and mushrooms myself T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: My hobby, adding hypens between explicatives and nouns. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: "Fuck-pizza" T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: hypens....is that when you exaggerate something unnecessarily? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Yes, it is. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: so are you fornicating with a pizza or are you saing pizza? hell no! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: he puts his own special sauce on the pizza. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: This pizza is an orgy of toppings. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: eeewww alfrado pizza?!?! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's much better than macaroni-and-cheese pizza T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: i had some of the best mac & cheese pizza at a gas stations the other day T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: lol i feel sorry for people eating pizza now T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: mac and chee?e pizza?! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: fucking sis. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yeah, nothing but regular mac-n-cheese spread out on a pizza pie crust. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I had that, I didn't enjoy it too much though. It was bland as hell when I had it. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what's really awesome is the bavarian cream dessert pizza T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's way better than apple pie pizza T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: why would you ruin perfectly good applie pie with trying to make a pizza? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: apple pizza ! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and if you love brownies, you should check out the Nieman Marcus brownies. They're to die for, but hella rich. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: eew. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: stupid aitalians with their jersey shore and making everything into pizza T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: lol biff T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if you love brownie you should make them yourself, shop bought ANYTHING is shit T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bertilak seems to be a grumpy bear... he is grumbling at poor Argyle. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: feta stuffed olives. Yum. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav snuggles up to Bertilak. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: nieman marcus brownies ARE self-made. Far as I know, nobody's offered them up for sale. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: a scoop of humas, a scoop of fetta, sear it....mmmmm T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: self made from a packet of shop bought shit T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: obviously xiu is to poor to buy shop bought stuff. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no real food tastes better, and is healthier T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: read the packet... if there are ingredients you cant pronounce, are just numbers or chemical names, you dont need it T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: oh okay. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: idk, i like using apple sauce and pumpkin instead of butter when i make brownies and i think it tastes better T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: Yellow 5 is the best yellow T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Xui must be a baptist housewife who's forced into domestic servitude all day long. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: suppose you CAN pronounce chemical names? :D T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: with effort, yes T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: can vegans swallow cum guilt free ? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: hmm T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: i did wonder that T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: maybe diff kind of guilt T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not usually, but then the guilt's probably not from the content of the fluid so much as the act itself. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: the feel guily. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: IM EATING BABIES!!, T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah talking about animal guilt not sexual repression guilt T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Swallow* T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not babies, near-dears. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: you know how to make a "Dead Baby Float"? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: possible babies!! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You shouldn't feel guilty about eating babies. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: two scoops of dead baby and the rest root beer T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I like babies cooked in spicy vindaloo sauce with a glass of dry red wine on the side. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: not with some fava beans and a nice chianti? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: human babies? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yep, what else? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'll take those fava beans. :) T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: veal = cow babies T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: veal = cow babies; spatchcock = chicken babies T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sommeil: = delicious T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what about those aborted fetuses on the half-shell that are delicacies in the Philippines? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Babies also make good improvised explosive devices T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just conceal a small landmine in the baby's diaper, hand it off to someone, when they hug it, BOOM! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Nice. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: sometimes babies make landmines in their diapers T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik throws a baby at bliff T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not landmines, chemical weapons. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: you come into this world wearing a diaper and you leave wearing one T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: They should be banned under international warfare laws. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and with diaper-dipping, chemical-weapon projectiles. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: laugh T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: magic? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: she must know yoga T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: a yes, pregnant women that know yoga T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: oops T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: thats what you wont, a girl whos super bendy and has a small child inside T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Better off without the child. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: bendy? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: don't you know that a threesome is always better than a pair? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: depends on whether it's a MFM or a FMF threesome :P T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i prefer a full house T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: not when you realize the third party is there when he reaches out and grabs ya T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: interesting way to get a handjob T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You grin evilly at her. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: if its a boy baby, does that make you gay? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yes T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: by the way, if a child is defined from the moment of conception, isn't it child porn if you and your expecting wife are doing it? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SweetTee: hey hey T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: only if you sell the photoes T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if you time travel and go back to have sex with yourself, is that gay or masturbation ? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Thankfully a child is not a person until it's born. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff is having a hell of a time typing today T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheik: gay T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: Xiu...are you doing it in your own butt? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: No, that's me. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sex is sex T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Maybe you'd have less trouble typing if you'd stop fapping to images of dead babies being ground into fertilizer. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SweetTee: lmao T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: i think you are right Starling T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I always give good advice. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SweetTee: off T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: nope T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: I AM BACK!, T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: oh great T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl looks around afraid for his life. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree grabs Xiucozcatl in a head lock and NOOGIES him... ARGH!!! T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaid: sup guys im back, who remembers me? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you are the guy who like sex with farm animals right ? T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaid: no. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: this is not the best channel for open ended questions im thinking T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl . o O ( he said open ) T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: lol T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jaid: what the hell T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: no, it was just an agreement for a few days till i get mah money back. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: lame T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flite: honk T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) People are dead inside. Greed is everything. Love is a joke. Mael sighs. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe gives the Sea Monster the bird. T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: shit keeps disappearing in my inventory T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: no fuckin' way im getting that corpse back T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: you can always ask for help with the CR T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: thanks...but no T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bertilak: okay helegear sea is definitely on the shitlist of the worst areas ever T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton: ^spotted T3/r4/2011-09-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton beams proudly as he whips out his spotted dick. T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Finian: fuckin cock-ass T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eleonore ( T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Global Wars: My mom shot a bear yesterday. What did your lazy ass moms do? Go to church? pffft T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malphaeus: your mom went to church T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malphaeus: wait... T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: my mom saved a child from being savagly beaten by our head. T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Global Wars: why were you beating a child with your head? T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dyers: fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuck T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dyers is looking for someone to assrape T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Oh my god!! We're having a FIRE... sale. T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael slathers Jesus's schlong with condiments and brings out a fork! T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if any mud players ever named their penises the vorpal bunny T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm considering it now that you mentioned it. xD T3/r4/2011-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: That would be HILARIOUS. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how long after masturbating should you wait before eating doritos if you dont wash your hands? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: depends T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranch flavoured T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: male or female? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: wait 0.1 seconds, then eat up T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kirua just frontal masturbation. male T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: toys? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: you have 2 hands, why wait? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: do them at the same time... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: what's so difficult about washing your hands? -.- T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: because he assfingers himself while he masturbates T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton: Some need 2 hands to handle the whopper T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr my cock is so large that it takes both hands T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude is agreeing with that General Patton person again... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) General Patton: aint me T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: how large are your hands? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tsarikos out of soap T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan they're a few cubits in size T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: ew T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: you mean it's so small, you need 2 hands to pinch it between T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: hrm.... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: that's biblical in proportion? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tsarikos i was reading the web earlier it says i can make soap out of lye T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: out of soap? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm yes. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i've got some salt, and some bleach T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: why wash? Unless you're overdue for a shower, or your finger snuck off base for more exotic fare, there's nothing down there that can make you sick. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar so you think its ok to eat sperm and any bacteria that might be present on the penis? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: if you never wash your wang, you can get infections T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: if you are worried about bacteria on your penis, you have bigger problems then eating dorritos T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: your dad does it for you every night VampireDude. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr really? like clamydia and such or general? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: if you wash it too much, you also can. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hence the overdue part. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan wait, overwashing is bad? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: not that i have that problem T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: you must be one to not have a blow T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: well, if you're using all that lye, it'll dry out and crack :( T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if masturbating in the shower would kill two birds with one stone T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: No VD, you can't get VD from not washing. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: and that'd open things up for infection T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's like douching, it takes away the good little buddies that keep the troublemakers away T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm buy some soap first, then take a shower T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm i can't buy soap. i spent my money on the chips and this can of welch's grape soda T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: VD..take a handful of bleach, apply liberally to your penis, and stroke vigorously T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: call or text a friend, ask for some spare soap. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and don't jerk with soap, it dries out the skin and cause it to flake off T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i've got isopropyl alcohol 70% , methyl aclohol 91%, hydrogen peroxide 40%, chlorox bleach, 409, and arm n hammer baking soda T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar is conditioner okay? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: besides, vigerous rubbing under running water removes just as much bacteria, so you should be ok 8P T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan ok. so if i masturbate in the shower, and rub my hands in a stream of running water, i should be ok to eat doritos? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, it and shampoo are formulated to dry quickly so they have no staying power. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: does anyone else find it odd VD is asking for our help on how to masturbate and be clean at the same time? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar its not shampoo its conditioner T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: yeah T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: just don't shake my hand T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm its not the same time, its so i can eat ranch doritos after dropping the kiddies off at the pool? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: same difference as far as your penis goes T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe snickers with Ohm about their shared secret. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: then eat dorritos first; then masturbate T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar that depends on how far forward you can bend T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, too late T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: never too late T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: err, shampoo and conditioner go on the big head, VD. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar there's hair down there too. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: incidentally, i heard that asian men have no body hair... ? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: that's false T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k. thanks tsarikos T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I heard japanese men have pixelized penises T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: true! i see those for myself! T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so... dokkar. are you basically saying not to shampoo pubic hair? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or at least, not to use the conditioner afterwards? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, I'm saying not to beat off with shampoo or conditioner. It dries out and turns a good wank into a bad one with sores. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok. but normal applications are still ok? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: shave off the hair, it makes your wang look bigger T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: are you saying he needs all the help he can get? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr not my problem =) T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr rapidly nods twice at Ohm, in complete agreement. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: you're in denial T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kirua nah, i've gotten compliments from male policemen on my length before. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is length or width more important? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it won't hurt anything, but body wash and the texture of whatever you're cleaning with is likely to have better effect T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: depends T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: width if yours is short, and length if yours is thin T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok, well i usually get complimented on the length, i dont know what a good width is. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: can i use the spaghetti measuring thing to check that? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: get complimented on length by male cops in jail.... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or how do you normally measure the width? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm no no, the guys at the jail were deputies T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you don't want to boil your dick and then throw it against the wall... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar no but the red plastic thing that measures out how many quarts of spaghetti to cook T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: penis size does not a good lover make T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is that the sort of size measurement one uses ? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr shrug, i'm told that stereotypically by race that most countries that were part of the ottoman empire or places whose women they raped normally get good endowment T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but in addition to the size, practice and sobriety are important too? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not really all that true T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar then what determines member length and width? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: read the kama sutra T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: practice... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr did that. and also the old 1970s translation with the stupid kun-yomis T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: you are more likely to make a woman come with your hands and tongue than with your penis T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr who cares about making her cum =) T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I do. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: this explains why you masturbate so much T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr i got technical advice from a lesbian stripper on the use of the tongue... but how do you have the urge to vomit when you get a hair caugt on the back of your mouth? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: use. Your dick is full of a spongy type of material that will shrink or expand capacity based on how much blood is typically flowing into it. Look up jelqing. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar right, blood flow, blood toxicity, stress/strain principles in burst vessels. all sorts of reasons to not tie a cord around your dick during sex T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm nah, but a staff sergeant i know used to say its good to check the equipment every now and again to make sure it works =) T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: his name was gary, btw T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: with frequent non-use, that is sensible T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm i've heard that it can lower your sperm count if you masturbate less than twice a month. or more than twice in 3 days T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i havent gotten any true indication that sperm count is as important as motility anyways T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: you seem very gullable T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if you want it to grow "permanently" bigger, you have to force more blood than normal so that like with skeletal muscles your dick tears at the seams and patches itself. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: he hasn't gone blind yet, either T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr, that word has 3 entries in my english to french dictionary T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar that sounds painful. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you can break your dick if you try doing that at more than half-staff. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar hmn... i never thought about percentages of staff, i usually get sleepy, alert, aroused, elongated, erect, fully erect and that that extra warm excited fully erect after the first 20-30 minutes. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: but really it's no more painful than squeezing as hard as you can on it. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh, squeezing? i was picturing like some bones surgical clamps T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the ones that restrict blood flow T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you do know that a boner doesn't actually have any bones in it, right? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar its a type of surgical clamp T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Coming up on Mythbusters: Penis myths T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it looks like a folding black plastic paper clip T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but these ones are used in surgeries and sometimes sex toy shops T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude smiles happily. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you sure it's a medical device and not a sextoy? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: see above. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: http://geeksect.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mythbusters-pull-out-contraception-humor.jpg T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thats like asking if tens units are a medical device or a sex toy T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude pats Dokkar on his head. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: well, I'm not japanese. Some of the stuff around me NEVER gets used during sex. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar not even your fern? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what fern? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Judging from the frequency with which men discuss their dicks here, I'm thinking a penis channel would see a lot of use. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke more than a manboob channel? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Only because things in mirror are larger than they appear, Ryke. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: what..the...fuck? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: 'alias penis curse' <- Done! T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke rolls on the floor laughing at Jhav's antics! T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. the my dick is bigger than yours song T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: So hot it's stolen. Your dick looks like Gary Coleman. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm a channel where a bunch of straight men can openly discuss their dicks to each other. brilliance. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I don't think that should be put on the MUSIC channel though. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: what is this, 4chan? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Who said anything about straight men? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: good point, ryke... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Aardchan, Akorith. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: so there should'nt there be like, a chan channel? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: akorith, is it actually possible to talk on 4chan, or just post photos? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: from the brief time i was there, it was a mixture of gross pics, and bad language. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do they asl much? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...that is a very mild way of putting it. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke do you like to have asl with strangers? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: no asl...ing. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so they're not aslmonkeys there? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i miss aol =( T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: AOHell? Not this guy. :) T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if only there were a way to simulate an aol environment locally T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: aol sucked T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but it was fun T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: What? AOL was awesome. Free frisbees for everyone! T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: imagine if i could make a metacity or kde-plasma friendly environment that emulated aol 2.0 T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: an aol junky... things are coming into perspective now... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, aol and dalnet were my childhood? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: so i am gathering... T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: The planet could probably have been saved if it weren't for all of those CDs AOL sent to.. everywhere. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ohm, do you play legend of the red dragon? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm no T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: you should go as a vampire. hell yeah. ...but not the fairies pretending to be vampires like in twilight T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke, speaking of that... in the united states, we dump pentium 2 computers and have them carried on barges to countries where they're cheaper to dump T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: while it's legal to dump them in waste in other countries. they apparently cannot be exported to certain places for missile guidance fears T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its a good fucking thing that the axis countries arent in the habit of dumpster diving T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: WOOO! BUMPA CARS! T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: woooo molting nematodes! T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my bank sent me a big envelope with a label on it saying that its becoming wells fargo T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. i have until the 15th of october T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i should either A, read all this literature, or B close my account T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: choices, choices T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: vampiredude...where have you been? wachovia got bought by wells fargo over 6 months ago T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's been almost a year now iirc.. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: he has been masturbating T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starphoenix well it isnt official until they send you notice is it? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: dude...it was official a long time ago. if you're just now realizing this something's wrong T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: star, i dunno, maybe i will close my account. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: heh...and go where? Bank of America? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, bank of america 's keep the change program looks fun T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and you know that i would make the most of it in a pedantic way T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's the same as Wachovia/Wells Fargo Way2Save T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: It's okay, I've had BofA before. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh i havent gotten that far in the booklet yet, still looking at IRFT's T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Keep the Change is a program they round up your purchases to whole dollars and dump the change into your savings account is all T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? the short flat chested brunette with the pony tail at the boa office said they match the amount of the change and add it to an account T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like if you had 42 cents change, you get 42 cents in the account T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: for a month or 2 T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's a promo version T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: my sister hasthat program T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does she have a ponytail? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the wachovia/wells fargo program is 1 dollar chk->sav with a 3% interest rate for 13 months T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: then it slides to whatever the market rate is afterwards. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so greenspan put and the bank eh T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i will just invest in a nice mattress T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah here it is, its now called save as you go T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and it adds 1 dollar per transaction price, no free cash T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that sucks my left mantit T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: fucking bullshit mazes....i hate'em T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: fug it T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: xael. do you have hunt? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I do. :P T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, do you remember getting killed by a purple worm when trying to do a quest to the temple of shougouth? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I wasn't killed by a worm. :) T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand: im stuck trying to get the acolytes to answer me T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you remember dilligaf telling you that you would get banned for spamming if you kept getting yourself killed by the purple worm when all you were trying to do was get your corpse? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Nope. Never happened to me. :) T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k. it must've been me then T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Dilligaf hasn't logged on for 1176 days, T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: 0h T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug, he used to be a helper T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Yeah, still not something I remember happening to me. :P T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: would even kill lower level people in the newbie combat maze room =) T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey sheen, let's kill barney T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: 6s2es T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hes at 39% T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck i dropped it T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what the fuck is a schlingflanze? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: These guys in Tournament camps aren't carrying the broken pieces.. goals are so tedious and infuriating.. T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: so don't do them? T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Suppose I'll stick to the well written ones T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Or go do something else and come back when you have a different perspective on the goal T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the urge is awesome T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster Kittens it! T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: In the words of Bender Bending Rodriguez: CHEESE IT T3/r4/2011-09-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: Hasta la vista, meatbag! T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck orcs is acceptable T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you didnt use the plural T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: whoever made the xyls mosaic goal should die in a fire T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caramel Milkshake: really for the whole area T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the area is super simple, the goal is retarded T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Do a where and gather the firewood T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I completed the goal, but one stupid fucking task didn't get opened before I completed it so now I have to do the retarded ass thing all over again T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: i didn't end up needing it, but i was given the solid advice to double up on the starter items before opening the goal T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yeah, well I need to do the whole thing over again so I can get back to identity and intimacy T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: worthless fucking goal T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: bad design where you can complete the goal and not have it register because of something as stupid as that T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: isn't that all goals? T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yep, they're all designed badly, I wouldn't even do them if not for the rewards T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I already have an envelope, but i'd like to sell it for the cash T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Usually the rewards aren't worth it T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: which is why I only do the ones with good rewards T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: and that I have walkthroughs for T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: you have a list which are good? T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I'd never bother to puzzle them out on my own T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: somewhat T3/r4/2011-09-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: You blind A Dominatrix. tee-hee T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how big should moles on the scrotum be? T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RightOn Rithlin chuckles politely. T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: fuck nose T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking male stems of the etrog fruit and their symbological fertility always being forced upon me by observant jews around the same time every year T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: http://www.quickmeme.com/Sheltered-College-Freshman/newest/ T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: mother fucker T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: In my defense, I didn't know she was a mother until after I fucked her. >_> T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: likely story T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fucking entropy... T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I hate u!1111one T3/r4/2011-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fuck the tropy T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: GIVE ME MAH FUCKIN' BLESSIN, YO! T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: do you have a voucher ? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cizra: do you mean the ring? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kivan: wasted 2 hr of my life watching shitty thor T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: I'm on a plane, Motherfucker T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: mile high club baby! get that thang in the air T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: SNAKES ON A PLANE. Its mind boggling what happens in the film. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: Get more bang with that thang! T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Bees!? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: The Westboro Baptist Church, famous for their "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" signs, is coming to my school to protest next month. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: What a collection of degenerate scum. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Guilty as charged :D T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Been there, they protested my high school. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: I can't stand them. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: They're scum, yes -- but they make quite a lot of money out of getting people to assault them and then sueing them for assault. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Oh wait, you were talking about somebody else. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: We are going to protest their protest. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: So best bet is either stay away or mock them a la the comics people. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Yeah at our SGA meeting today they recommended we all stay away from them. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: angels of mercy counter protest? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: We had the color guard come and line up their bikes in front of my high school to block their protest T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: remember, god hates jedi. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Neat. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: I wonder if we have an ROTC program, I'll have to check. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: look up angels of mercy. its basically sufrounding the protest with people dressed in 10 foot high angel wings T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: sure you could come up with something not church related as well T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: seriously, look up the comic convention pictures, they're epic win :D T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: I'll check it all out. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: also, if you get angry about it, they thrive on that/feed off it, if you stand there and point and laugh they get bored and leave :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Yeah I plan on being veerry careful. I try not to let my anger get the best of me. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue is agreeing with that Dispel Majic person again... T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Last month they came to Claremore (Same town) and protested the return of a fallen soldier. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: They didn't last long. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: you guys talking about the westboro baptist church? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: Im with stupid tshirt always an easy one for a good photo op T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yep T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Amber - yeah. Sue - I like it :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: They are coming to my University to protest a student play. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the guy dressed as bender with a sign that said god hates humans or something like that was pretty funny too. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: they're a bunch of idiots. doesn't god hate tOSU this weekend? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Yeah, lol. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: I guess they are hitting us up on the way. They issued a press release but don't have it on their picket schedule. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: they must be secret michigan fans T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: I can't believe they actually win judgements in harrassment/assault cases. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Because someone is a complete asshole doesn't give you the right to hit them first. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: the whole family are lawyers T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: You lose your right to free speech when you are inciting violence though. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: If that isn't inciting violence.. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: well as abhorrent as they are, most of their speech is still protected T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Inciting violence would be something like 'Kill the fags' instead of 'God hates fags' T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: i hate their message and venue, but it is protected speech T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: There must be enough people that don't know about what they do.. I'd stimy the jury regardless of the letter of the law T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Yeah they are careful about what they say. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: they will get thieirs one day. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: though didnt they recently lose a harrassment case brought by dad of one of the soldiers whose funeral they protested T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: They don't need to win them all, but if they sue you and you win you're still stuck paynig for a lawyer. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Someone using the bill of rights to generate revenue over cases should lose protection, imo T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: Couldn't agree with you more. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nikkolais: They are clearly playing the system. It seems like they should fix it. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: it is there to protect speech, not as a weapon for litigious trolls. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I'm just saying what IS, not what SHOULD be :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: how do you prove that they're using it to generate revenue? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: i'm not sure you could T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and it's advisable to be careful unless you also have a relative who's a lawyer and doesn't mind defending you T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: they are suing for $, not pressing criminal charges? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: well if their cases are all in civil court then $ is all you can win T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: they will press criminal charges too T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Seems plainly obvious then, given their pattern of cases. I don't stand around yelling unpopular things to provoke violence against myself.. not alot of people do. I wonder if they have disclosed where the majority of their funding comes from T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: not sure they have to T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: they have no obligation to T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Also, 'freedom of speech/expression/etc' should really be restricted a bit more in the USA. For instance, corporations (in my opinion) should not have the same rights as a person (donating to political campaigns, etc) T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: well corporations as persons is another thing entirely T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: To pretend its some hallowed, unchanged right is facetious. We keep changing it and could change it to squelch these idiots. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: i disagree completely. you cant change it just cause you dislike the methods or tactics T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: good point, speech has been restricted for many things T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Hate speech should be outlawed, while leaving the rest of the first ammendment untouched. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: define hate speech T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Exactly, you could outlaw hate speech. Plenty of first world nations have done such a thing. I don't believe Westboro would last long in Canada or the UK. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: such that it can be objectively applied to all speech :p T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Hate speech is, outside the law, any communication which disparages a person or a group on the basis of some characteristic such as race or sexual orientation. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: I hate this channel T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: so turn it off T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: hmm, thats actually a decent definiton T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: I suppose you can turn it off. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: google.com + define: hate speech ftw :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: We have special circumstances for crimes.. where by simply judging the intent of a person can add time to a sentence. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: but if you apply that to speech then you suddenly have a judge or jury who is moderating what is acceptable T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: there are a lot of things that wouldn't have been acceptable a hundred or so years ago that are acceptable now :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: crimes are a different category in my opinion. speech cant cause harm T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and not always in a good thing. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I mean, teaching evolution to schoolchildren? :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: For example, oral sex. It used to be outlawed :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger . o O ( Actually still is in some places ) T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: speech can't cause physical harm but it can lead to psychological harm T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yep, but whenever they try and enforce those laws they do get struck down T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: In Canada: A Montreal neo-Nazi has been given a six-month prison sentence for wilfully promoting hatred toward blacks and Jews on his website. Does that seem unreasonable? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Depends on what he was promoting. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: No, not really. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I think a fine would have been a more suitable punishment, but time behind bars is equally effective (albeit more draining on the economy) T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: agree with cheez, unless he was advocating harm against them T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: i think it's unreasonable T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: except I dont think he should face the fine T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I don't think that you should get time behind bars unless you're advocating harm (and not in the God will judge you way) T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Agreed, what exactly was he advocating? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Even in USA direct advocation of harm can be a violation of another person's first ammendment rights, thus you give up the right to yours. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: I dont think you should face sanctions at all (excluding harm) T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Presseault has been in custody since June 2006, when he pleaded guilty to willfully promoting hatred, after he was picked up by police for uttering threats against the judge hearing his case. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Your first ammendment right only applies up until the point that you infringe on another's. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: that's different from just plain discrimination T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: hard to argue that having a website, regardless of the content, is the same as direct advocation of harm T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: You could argue that the Westboro folks are willfully promoting hatred T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: if T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Unless your website says 'Kill the fags' or something like that, yes. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: i could create a website saying "majic wants to kill all the fags", does that mean you want to do it? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: oh a website can advocate harm: "kill the jews, here are some addresses" T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: thats over the line T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic nods at Boy Named Sue. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: i'm just trying to make a point T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Or even if it just says 'kill the jews' without address, it's still advocating harm. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue wildly nods his head at Dispel Majic... he seems to be in total awe. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger nods at Dispel Majic. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: I'd have to say I agree with Canada on that one. Hate speech has no place in any public forum and incitement to hate even more so. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: but without any content behind the Canadian case, it's difficult to form a complete opinion T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: here is the article: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2007/01/23/qc-presseault.html T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: no link T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: don't kow circumstances or crime committed T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: ah, there is is T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Crime comitted was not linked to violence directly, which is why it was a pretty publicized case in Canada T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: so he just made other material available to others? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: while I wish I could agree that hate speech should be regulated, I see it as a slippery slope. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: seems completely unreasonable to me T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: One step closer to punishing people for stupidity T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic nods at Boy Named Sue. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: i'm sure the creators of limewire could be accused of the same T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: or was he the creator of all the content? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Some of the content, it seems. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: looking at it, i don't think his judgement and sentence would hold in appeals in the US T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: but he's not in the US, of course T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: The uttering threats against the judge, though -- I'd love to see more examples of what exactly he was doing. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: either way, i don't think that being racist should be illegal...as ignorant as it is T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Oh, he wouldn't even be brought up on charges in the US. We don't have a crime for that. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: For example, threatening the judge who's hearing your case is pretty clearly illegal. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic nods at AmberLamps. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: being racist and promoting it are two different things T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: letting people promote their '-ist' views lets me know who to stay away from :P T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: true enough.. it is helpful in that way T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: an added bonus! T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I find it interesting that alot of the most blatant racism is on websites, when the internet is one of the leading reasons for the homogenization of race/belief. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: eh, the internet can give voice to any outlook T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: all you need is a platform to stand on T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boy Named Sue: and at the same time other parts of the tubes have had the opposite effect T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Meh, don't even need that in some of the bigot's cases. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yep. There are some people in the US who have some pretty vile websites, and post on many fora, and are universally reviled for it T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) AmberLamps: but they shouldn't be made into criminals unless they actually violate someone else's rights T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Big angel Hrutwang: when will fucking replaces end to fuck this game for non bots like me... I would like to know T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: replaces what? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: replace end to fuck this game? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: how is babby formed? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: what is a babby? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: search youtube for 'how is babby formed' T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: don't forget the extra 'b' T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: bwahaha T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: still don't know what a babby is T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: I am truly sorry for your lots. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: it was just the way the original question was phrased made me think of that T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: lmao there is a song about it too? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: I think so - it blew up for a bit T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: lol i like this better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn-gt2StqHM&feature=relmfu T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: holy shit! T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: that was insane T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: yah T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: lol T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: this is pretty cool too, but on a different topic T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6ekenF0P2c&feature=related T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: i feel random today T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malbert: strangely, more disturbing than the first one T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking daily gave me another tp token T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what's so bad about that? T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dwight K. Schrute: That sounds fucking awful. T3/r4/2011-09-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: what shitty luck