T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck there's one hair in particular on my scrotum that itches like mad T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Cover it in peanut butter. T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alkin: repulsive T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: And by one hair, you mean the only one? T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jiff or skippy T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: 3 channels down, about 13 to go? T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: nutella T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: thats not a hair....thats the whole package ;) T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: Ellyde the prostitute's friction LACERATES you. T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: worse than kinky T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: teeth, eh? T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerlon: lol T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: i said suck it, not bite it T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: guess she misheard T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerlon: I hate it wen that happens T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek laffs at Daily Blessing Area Reset Token. T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I still like the animated tp pet T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: better T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its like a tamagochi that drinks human blood! T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck another class action settlement letter T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck my foot smells bad T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onoom: try baby power T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lolly Lick Una: you should probably wash them once in a while. T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onoom: ha, baby powder T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah maybe so ... T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Might I recommend this thing - I'm sure you've heard of it - bathing. T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jhav i can't.... the drain isnt working T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onoom: chop them off T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onoom: stubs smell better T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they're working on the drain lines over the whole complex, they have some machine that glows air into them T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: blows, not glows T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: heh....blows T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Onoom: eheheh T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sorry, i was thinking of glow in the dark paint for halloween and i had a freudian slip T3/r5/2011-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who was that italian chick that said fellatio instead of something else at some senate meeting? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: My dick roars like a lion. Your dick sits in the corner, cryin'. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fact or Fiction: http://www.1guy1cup.net/ T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: yikes T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fact or Fiction: i fking dare you to watch the whole damn thing T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fact or Fiction: i fking dare you to watch the whole damn thing T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: i want to vomit reading the web page address T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: why? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang raises an eyebrow. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: does 2 girls 1 cup not ring a bell for you? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: nope T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: google it T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: its like a fucked up episode of south park T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: can't not on the internet...oh lol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: thats putting it lightly T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: for real T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: why T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: i dont even know where to begin to ask T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang laughs out loud. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: way too early to talk about this, i just got up T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: shit its like 938 here T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: my coffee suddenly doesnt look so good T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: and fiction wtf, do you not like your fellow aarders or sonmethin T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: you need to go release that shit onto another mud lol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: am i gonna get in trouble for using bad language on this channel T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck no T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Fuck no. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: You do if you don't.. :) T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Nice. Beat me to it. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ok T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: but im not realy the swearing type though... T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wrong channel then T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Voldemort's nipples! Stupid quest timer. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske beams proudly as he whips out his spotted dick. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Eric, what did you say?! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: im sorry what i said was T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: how would you like to suck my balls T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: oh my T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: <_< T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: To the Sheen-cave! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: nananana T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ezekyel: rofl glocken plz tell me u r german T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: part T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: glockenspeil T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: exactly T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: pendegos T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: (ass holes) T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: bakas T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Now we're going Japanese? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: mmmm bakas T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ezekyel: glockenspeil? glocken is another word for balls in german XDD a lot to lick i bet T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: whats the word for lemon in german? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: google.com/translate T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: baka is idiot in japanies T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Japanties? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hounden T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: That was one of my first words, too. Sadly. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: LMAO, Ryke! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: baka mono? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: baka desu ne T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: japanties on fire T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav twitches nervously. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy giggles at Glocken's actions. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: jhav, will you marry me? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: b|ck dich? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: No. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I guess the English rule doesn't apply here. :x T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it does, people are just breaking it T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: pardon my french? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ezekyel: its a curse channel.. fuck the rules T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: rules still apply on curse channel. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: No, the rules fuck you. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: theres a rule that you have to use english T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon sticks some bent pins in a doll shaped like Majic. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ezekyel: either way ill have sex with a admin.. hope its a female one T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i think citron is female T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: but its curse so the rule is to curse is it not T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Women, internet, et cetera T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: You don't HAVE to curse, but you CAN. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: i think its time for someone to b|ck dich T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you don't want that. They're all armed with large knives with LB monogrammed on the handle. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon fails to use the mmkay social on Kingdave. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: its easy mmkay T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: instead of shit say poo like poohead bull poo or this poo is cold T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave lets out a string of curses at Lemon that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored him. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ah now it works T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon sings 'Fuck is the worst word that you can say, so you shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!' T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: fuck censorship T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: wat done julle T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: miss T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: i love how cursing is against the rules but theres an entire channel devoted to it T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Cursing is against the rules on non-curse channels. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It is perfectly okay on curse channels. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: mmmm biscuits T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: i got banned onmy last char for cursing lol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Actually, this channel is usually dedicated to the discussion of male genitalia. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: probably on a non-curse channel such as newbie T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: oh shit T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: i did it on every channel including pray T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well, that's your problem -- in addition to cursing, probably spamming. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol im gonna pray a string of curses T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Please do. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: go for it lol lets see how u like ban lol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: i dobt see any imms on duty T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: time to curse on every channel T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: start newbie barter gossip last pray T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: why are you taking advice on how to get banned from someone who's already done it? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: lol i wonder why and im giving the advice T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: he forgot sohut T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: shout T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: And yell? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and spouse T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and gclan! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and immtalk T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and snewbie... and wang T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and barter! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and mxit! and gsoc! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and poker and lazer and mafia T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: sooo many channels! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: LMAO. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: oh and gquest! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon bleeds on Shameful Dugrant. Watch out, YOU might be next! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: who wants to marry me T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Not even your mom. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Roflmao!! T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: <3 T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: glocken i willl, if you build me a pile of sugar and squeeze me T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol e T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: pfft i cant even buy a spouse :p T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: savvy lose weight. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken squeezes Lemon fondly. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: glocken you forgot to build the pile of sugar first T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: no way T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: more cushion T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: this is natural lemonade lol T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ixle: off T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ixle: xchan T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm looking for a spouse. Who's planning on being an active char. But I don't think someone will be interested until I have at least two more remorts done. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: glocken you will drink any yellow liquid which i emit? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: just type curse hun T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: more cushion for the pushin T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: no i wont T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: mmm excrements T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: marry me savvy T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: im gonna pray for a manor T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: want mine? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: how much T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Semi-Sweet Savvy: it still has the old owners name on it :/ T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm closer than you are to getting a manor, Glocken. And I STILL have a very long way to go. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: yep i want ja T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: how isnt all you need 60 tp T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Yes. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: i manor is easy when you at level one get 9000qp T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: for just the porch and the default first room. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen shrugs helplessly. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if you want a real desc and real items and real mobs, you'll be paying way, way more. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: lets kill barney T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'd love to kill Barney.... If I were a SH. But I'm not. Yet. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: you cant kill barney hes my friend T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Real desc? I thought the first desc came free. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: It does. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: it does T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav tickles Tlamacazqui. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if you wanna see what 100tps plus millions of gold and lots of qp gets you, runto manorwoods and run 2se3se3se4s2e5nen. That plus 3 more rooms inside (with absolutely nothing in them) is what I got. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'll run there. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a baseball bat and a ak 47 no more fucking dinosour T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: manor + 3 rooms = 90 tps... T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Ah, I still have the note around :D T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Before tier discount, all the upgrades to my manor that I cared to add cost 79.5m gold + 4925 qp + 10 tp T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: If you killed a bitchy-looking Michelle Rodriguez, who would serve his customers? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Michelle and him. Lmao. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Have you seen Michelle Rodriguez? T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: This is not surprising. T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: fucking bitch michelle wont let me in and i paid her T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Thats because its part of a manor. :P T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: And she doesnt really DO anything. :P T3/r5/2011-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kingdave: bummer T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how long of bathing in bath water does it take before the bathwater is not clean anymore? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's dirty before it leaves the tap T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: damn i keep forgetting he cant hear me T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix summons the Mighty Pornin Power Rangers and they create the Mega Peniszord. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sabimaru, is that a car where the seats are filled with dildoes? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: not only did god used to have junk, but he was into hermaphrodite angels, he gave them all dicks so he could get fucked in the ass every night T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sounds apocrypgical T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That's definitely in the bible somewhere T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: star, hermaphrodites dont have to get fucked in the ass, they have vaginas T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sp T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Apocryphal? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah that one T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: say it with me, Vaginas T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thats right, vaginas! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is there a dirtier more filthy part of any mammal? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or do you feel squeaky clean when you say vagina? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nope, everybody thinks of filth when the word vagina is spoken... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude shrugs helplessly. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: I used to be christian, then i became strong enough to live without the need for a false religion and understood the basic nature of the universe.... we're all just fucked up T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: amen T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you're all just figments of my imagination T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: star, so you think that gods are only a crutch for the weak to walk with? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: redryn not me, i'm a figment of your gall bladder T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yes, for those without the ability to take the world as it is, who require something to give them purpose. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you are all just my lego blocks T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: religion is useful for maintaining social stability T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: star in other words, you rationalize the world as being rational, in order to convince yourself that it is a better crutch? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I think that God's are something for people to believe in when they don't have the strength to believe in themselves, and works as a comfort blanket for the afraid. I believe in myself, and I'm not afraid - I am my own god. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You're a god? Can you make me rich, please? :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: no, i simply live with the knowledge that the world is what it is, that the infinite diversity of the human race is the only real thing we should believe in T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if druzil is in here he's still in the wrong channel, lol T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke, sure. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but first you have to climb mount everest for me and proclaim to the world that i'm your god T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: He has me on ignore, Ryke, so he thinks you're talking to him :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke snickers with FootLong Cheezburger about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: druzil has access to a special channel no one else can hear T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: What, echo? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: I don't believe I'm my own god, but i do believe in myself and that's all I need. I have no need to follow a religion, because all it does is raise more questions than it answers. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: as crappy, fucked up, and sometimes as stupid as the infinite diversity of the human race is...it best represents what we should believe in. that we alone have the ability to raise ourselves up or make ourselves fall. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: Pussy: The Oxford English Dictionary and Webster's Third International Dictionary point out similarities with words including: Old Norse, puss (pocket) Old Saxon puse (vulva) Old English pusa (bag) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: im a bitch T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You take after your mom :) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: normaly i would talk back but just fuck off plz T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imaginary Wissie: you can't say something like that on curse channel and not expect a retort :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i realy dont care T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Imaginary Wissie ruffles Sabimaru's hair playfully. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: normally* really* T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You cared enough to cuss me out, thus proving that you do, in fact, take after your mom. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling tickles Sabimaru. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar grabs some of Mael's popcorn and sits back.. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: get your hand out of my lap! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: You know you want it.. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar sits down, he invites Mael to curl up on his lap. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Is that a hole in the box? o.O T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael explains. 1: Cut a hole in a box. 2: Put your junk in that box! 3: Make her open the box. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i wish i was dead T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: A dick in a box! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Cheer up emo kid T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: You know what cheers me up? Questing. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: And finishing CPs. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: Winning? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: AND WINNING! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree invites mael to a party. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: <33333 T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael called JINX! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tofting: and tiger blood? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: This one time, I was sad - but then I stopped being sad, and started being awesome! True story T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If you wander into Council of the Wyrm you will be dead. Try it! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar snickers with Vakieh about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: Depressed, bitch? Don't be a stupid slut, try Dre's new Hozac. And quit that fucking crying. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i meant in real life T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lmao, Mael! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Quest in real life - pick someone, go beat them, and come back home and say 'Hey Mum, I got to gimme some qps, bitch!' - instant win T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) God Father Yamakazi: How interesting,Vakieh! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: not good enough T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Of course, then Aadrwolf will join GTA as a bad influence on our kids...hello Fox news expose... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: aardwolf* T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol you report to your mum T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: See curse -h for Mum/bitch relevance T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: tl;dr T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru '( T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Talk to Kojiro, he can teack you how to GO CLUBBIN and FUCK SOME FINE ASS BITCHES like a true pimp. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: btw im not emo T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: me neither T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lmao, yeah koi is my hero T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: those emos are all so fake T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: they don't possess the true depth of despair and pain like i do T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: If you are sad and whine about it without giving reasons or just getting the fuck over it, guess what? You're emo T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: real emos all suicided yesterday T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: no you don't understand :((((( T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: if you had true pain you wouldnt be mocking others T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if you are emo and still alive you are just a winy coward T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Exactly - if I have pain, I take some pills - FIXED T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: thats true T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Or smoke some weed. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: What she said. ^ T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Or drink a bottle of liquor. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Emo is nature's way of culling emos...wait, that doesn't sound right... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i wanna die but im afraid of death itself T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i have true pain so i know what you have isn't true pain T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: hence coward T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lmao. Doesn't matter, you're gonna die anyway. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: take enough to go into a coma then - don't have to worry about dying T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I stubbed my toe earlier - does that count? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah just burden us with tube feeding you and wiping your ass T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What is the nature of your true pain, Sabimaru? Enlighten us. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: if you had pain mocking others wouldnt be easy T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: pain makes mocking emo kids easier T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Sometimes mocking others takes the pain away :D T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yeah it would, ever hear an fresh amputee? The cuss the FUCK out of everyone in ear shot T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I have various forms of paink, yet I mock people all the time. It's part of my way of dealing with it :) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i dont know why i feel this empty T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Seriously Sabi, I want to know why you're in such true pain, tell me. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and really, the internet is a shitty place to go if you want someone to hug you and tell you it's going to be all right T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Empty? Eat more T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: How old are you, anyway? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: 13 T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you are empty because you live a meaningless middle class life were everything is easy T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I want to have sex with the internet T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: (my bet in the pool) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Ranrr. Chat roulette. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He's definitely 13 unless he proves us wrong. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Anyone see those 2 girls doing the chatroulette youtube video - and they're all IS THAT A PENIS! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I saw those 2 girls with 1 cup. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Then they both cover their faces, but you know they're looking between their fingers T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I have so far avoided being 2g1c'ed - I have been trolled with goatse and octopussy however o.O T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Meh, once you see a few someone sends you another shock site and you're all 'yeah yeah, whatever' T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: why is death the most feared... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i got trolled with hardcopy police magazines showing murder scenes when i was 14 T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It isn't - zombie apocalypse is the most fearedx T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: inet is boring after that T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Death shouldn't be feared at all. Whether you want to, or not, it's gonna happen anyway, kiddo. Best just move on. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That liveleak video of the kid getting his head run over is pretty whacked in that respect T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: So, about 2 days ago then Xiu? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: What I wanna know is what happens after that point. But, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: nah 24 years ago T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you always wear clean underwqear, you don't need to fear death. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No underwear stays clean after death - google 'death evacuation' T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: emotion is just a burden why has it been a gift if it just makes us feel hopeless T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You'll feel better after you get out of high school. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Emotion is a genetic stimulant towards reproduction T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Getting out of middle school is a good start, middle school is one of the circles of hell. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: helps you run away at apropriate times too T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: middle school was my happiest days T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: emotions are faster than thinking... fast = winnar T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ok, cards on the table - how old are you, and what is the problem? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: like you give a shit T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Default answer being 13, and my dog ate my pokemon card collection - feel free to correct me T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 16 female, and her boyfriend dumped her for some other chick T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Nahhh, I think it's that she just found a zit on her nose the day before class pictures. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And I'm asking to discover if I care or not - any of the above, not so much - both my parents just got eaten by sharks - I'll care somewhat T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: entertain us with real soap opera T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: suppose only one of them got eaten by a shark? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: care factor of 0.5 T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: besides my tales of sorrow mean nothing now T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: suppose one of them got his leg bitten off by a shark? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: how far up the leg? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: hmm, right below the nads. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: cf 0.07 T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: and i could go on and on about my sadness T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You certainly seem to be T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You've been going on about it. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: oh woe is me, look at me im sad and special and unique nobody in the 4 million years of humanity has suffered my pain T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: take some hozac T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: You ARE going on and on about it. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen nods. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: If you have something specific you'd like advice on, you can ask, you're likely to get some real answers and some obviously sarcastic answers. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The fun part is choosing which is which~ T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: hrm, ~ was meant to be a ! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: If all you want to do is cry on someone's shoulder, go visit 4chan. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: as i sober up i will get more subtle in my trolling i promise T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Except me. I get to cry on Majic's shoulder. :) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Only because your tears are so deliciously painful and sorrowful, hunnybunny. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i hide my pain behind stupidness T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen blushes as he sees Dispel Majic here. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen goes, 'Awwwwww!' How cute! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: so you claim you are stupid ? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: that is the only way i can avoid having to unshed my burden T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: actually you just seek attention to make you feel better T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Are you just someone who's masochistic and likes to get yelled at to have others confirm your opinion of yourself? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it make you feel important T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: people might call me stupid, crazy, idiot, nerd bitch but only then i am happy T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) God Father Yamakazi: medic! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You are a stupid, crazy, idiot, nerd bitch T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: but not here because we fear the wrath of imms T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I'm going to venture a guess here. You are, a teenager. A lot of teens are depressed. Most of them have no reason for it, it's just hormones. Just masturbate until you fall asleep, that should do the trick. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: If you wake up, masturbate some more. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if you are really nice, masturbate some nerdy guy T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: youporn.com is a free source if you're visual, literotica.com if you're textual. :D T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i feel, as if i had already bottled up too much and reaveling my pain now will be too much to handle T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lmao T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Too much bottling? Bottle some more, that makes sense! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: So instead you're just going to cry and hint around about it and bottle it up some more. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Now shake that bottle until you make it -POP- T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Champaign showerrrrs! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Wow, that's like saying 'I'm fat, so I'm gonna eat' T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Oh wait. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ... T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) God Father Yamakazi: Just play aard until you pass out,no need for other "sticky" suggestions. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: next time you get depressed, just try to remember that life is pointless and we all die anyway T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: oh look you have like wat 10 people interested, you wont drum up much more attention than this... tell us now T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i had hope coming to aardwolf i could avoid my pain but nothing last forever T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: This isn't a counseling service. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it is now T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Hinting about it and getting everyone to talk about it isn't a way to avoid it. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) God Father Yamakazi: -pop- T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: <3 T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Eh, whatever, emo kid is just attention whoring at this point :) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: A) see a shrink RL, that's someone who will listen to you and pretend to care, B) play computer games until you collapse. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no shit ? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Or D) Profit. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I prefer C) ??? UNKOWN FTW T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Step 1) Invent a religion. Step 2) get lots of followers. Step 3) ??? Step 4) PROPHET. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: c = masturbate T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: My typing is broken once again - unknown* T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Emo kid logged off. PROBABLY KILLING HIMSELF AS WE SPEAK. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: probably gone to troll somewhere more receptive. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: waste of good pussy T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: rigor mortis is tight, though T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Briggadoom: ola T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and my first set of advice was even serious, get a damn shrink :D T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: rm only lasts a short time tho T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: mine was serious too T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it's a good cure for teen angst :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Majic, you smothered that guy in love. Too much for him to handle. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: He must have thought it was worse than getting hit with a Care Bear stare. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I so don't miss being a teenager. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Briggadoom: whats the topic :-) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: pedobear cares T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Rofl! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Briggadoom dances wildly T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) People are dead inside. Greed is everything. Love is a joke. Mael sighs. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The faint sound of blade against flesh is heard as Mael begins listening to their new AFI album. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: you just been dumped Mael? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: drinking druzil's kool-aid? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael smirks. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: how the fuck is paul gilbert so good? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain: Potsearch doesn't work for me...all the peeps around here are dry :( T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: I preferred 2069: A Sex Odyssey T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: lol T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01iNuhg0zk T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: grin T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: Glad-He-Ate-Her T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: RUB THE FUNNY BONE T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene is all smiles as its busy hands molest Gallahad. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: not today I have a headache T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: just fake it T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad starts moaning. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: Intruct me in the art of faking ;) T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: very easy actually T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: Well? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legend of Zeldan: damn bloody macaw! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela fakes it. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain: most chicks do T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even knowing my hands are clean, i'm not about to go putting them in my mouth X.X T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i just crapped out a shit-ton of stinky brown feces, and washed my hands with dove moisturizing soap. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: k thx T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude massages Mael's shoulders. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: rub one off until you can't smell the soap anymore. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar i cant, my penis has not recovered from the last bout yet T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: see, told you not to use the conditioner. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar X.X T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okkar btw, does semen supply/demand or just blood flow have to do with getting a softened recently ejaculated penis to flex and fill and fortitude-like extend again? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: just blood flow. You penis gets hard because the sphincter at the base is choking off the vein that runs the length. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so if i get my blood flowing into the penis fast enough, it'll refill even if i've just ejaculatd four times (not counting precum) ? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: that's dedication T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: or a teenager T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yep T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar whats the sphincter triggered by ? calcium? some weird hormone? what? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the brain, getting a hardon is mostly mental T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar i dunno, i knew a priest that actually had a 2 week course on how to will down an erection T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it wasnt an all day course but it ran 2 weeks T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: did you ask him about NARBs? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't find it T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: show us on the doll where he touched you T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar no? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: do you know what one is (No Apparent Reason Boner)? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar but let's say i have mental fortitude, or maybe even a hypnosis victim, and convince them that they will erect an erection T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar, you mean like morning wood? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, morning wood is an apparent reason. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even if you dont wake up til nightfall? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: that's the result of your body producing testosterone, which only happens while you're asleep...that's why guys wake up with a kick-stand :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if that were the case, then you've merely got a piss hardon. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mael wait, you mean if i dont sleep my body wont produce testosterone? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: correct T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does that mean.... that i won't ever go bald? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: different question entirely T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mael does a lack of testosterone prevent baldness? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i don't think baldness has anything to do with it T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: but i could be wrong T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mael i heard that baldness was caused by testosterone T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: testosterone has been linked to baldness T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: but I'm not sure that it's the only cause T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan nod, i asked a bald guy about it , very rudely T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's not the only cause. Radiation sickness or eating too many brazil nuts can make you go bald. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmn. well maybe i should sleep more. or take teddies T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar how do i tell if my nuts are brazillian? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: hrm, guess I"ll have to change my diet and move T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if they are black and about the size of your big toe, it's a brazil nut. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh no. these are chestnut colored and the size of a walnut T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: one of their alternate names is nigger toes. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I think we even have a social about them, come to think of it. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: this fool thinks you're referring to testicles :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bull oysters? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I was. :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: oh, guess i'm the fool then, haha T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar, why is there not baseball porn designed to protest this discrimination T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar hey... a thought. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you know those magic beds they used to interrogate people on that would heat or cool areas of the body letting you think you were hyptnosised T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hypnotised T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, never heard of those T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you think there's a way to send an electrical or electrochemical signal that would stimulate that sphincter and cause an erection? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: is that like a sleep number bed? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar no, its more like an anti-communist interrogation bed T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar or if you can isolate the marker and channel used to cause that sphincter 's constriction T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: we could patent it and out-sell viagra T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: AND people could spike punch with it T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I don't think there's a device specifically marketed for that purpose, but you can use those muscle-zapping devices that bodybuilders use to work out when they don't want to exert themselves. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Is that what you do when you're porking your mom? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: picture an ice cream social with spiked punch T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starling, since sex is for making babies, if you hate babies, you should not have sex T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pats (Friend) VampireDude on his head. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: babies, like STDs, are an unfortunate side effect of sex. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude humps Starling's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Babies can be prevented surgically, however. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: looking at 7 billion, yes T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starling no they can't T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: looking at 3 women willing to please you, no T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: there is still a statistical rate of conception after a tubal ligation T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sure they can. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hysterectomy T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar surgeon's can't perform that electively T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starling and they can't operate to remove the baby once its a baby. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that would be immoral. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sure they can, it's called an abortion. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: partial birth abortion ftw T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: silly starling =) they don't abort babies... they abort fetuses T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and there's that notch job that makes your seed spill into your scrotum instead of out of the glans. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if they were aborting babies they'd be tossed in prison T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Partial? Now that's something I'd like to hear explained. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: technically speaking, an abortion isn't a preventative measure. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Do you give birth to a living foot while the rest is dead, or what? T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It prevents the loaf from being shat, and the ruining of your life that comes with it. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Cheez: Floating heads. T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starling actually babies have that unconditional love thing ( til age 13-14) love makes the world a happier place T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe you would be happier if you were loved, instead of just economically stable T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even fat people need love! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nah, kids are hateful little shits. I should know, I was one once. :P T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude humps Starling's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r5/2011-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is spatula a dirty word? T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NightReaper: off T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Age of Paranoia waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc just wants to Serve And Fuckoff. T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc waves a large bright yellow sign reading "ASSHAT !!" T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eqw: . T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: wtfyell T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum shouts out "WHAT THE FUCK!?" What's his problem? T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: asshat T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum waves a large bright yellow sign reading "ASSHAT !!" T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: LOUD NOOOOOOIIIIIIIIISES T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: Hateful how some tier players think they own the mud and just can ramp into the room killing all.. :/ T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rayner: kill faster :P T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Yup. Can't wait around for the newbies all day... I need xp more than you! T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: use aoe T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: Don't have any yet :) T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rayner: level faster :P T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: One at a time, always a cp to do :) T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rayner: so why the fuck are you complaining? T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: hate the tiers with no curtesy, they just come into the room and kill all your mobs T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: Note the "some" tiers in my first complaint :) T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asharak: I do that...and I'm not a tier. T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i hate you too then T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asharak: Cool. T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scandalar: You're in a room, killing one mob, suddenly the other one enters, aggros it all. So you step to another room, start to kill a mob and *bam* same person enters there and aggroes it.. Where is the courtesy? T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: politeness is the oil on societies wheels T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asharak: So is the ignore command. T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: is ash still talking ? T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dangrel: does this shit work? T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Nope. T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dangrel: ha ha T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lick my butthole like a chocolate truffle. lick my dick like a chocolate stick T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: what? T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Real nice, Bleys. T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asharak: social T3/r5/2011-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asharak: mt T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori sits in the corner singing softly with headless dolls surrounding him. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: watsup T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: any1 here T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: FUCK YEAH...I mean, yes, quite, rather :-P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: and u are T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: Start a conversation sum1 im fuckin bored T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: yep - I'm reading the Ideas board T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: don't some up with clever ideas to rekindle interest in a dead feature -- you might get banned from it! T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: so when you fancy someone you are not supposed to, do you gossip about it on aard? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind feels a bit dirty T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind strokes the thigh of a cute warrior elf T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Ouch!! T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Cute warrior elf kicked me in the bollocks T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: coz u a horney mother fucker T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: yeah, fuck T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: And do you know what, I still want her. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: hornyness is natural T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: if you're a rhino T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Oh Christ, that wasn't a dortmund sausage in her pocket. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: awkward T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: penis T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind runs like hell T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: pee pee poo poo T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: hahaha T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind sticks out his tongue T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: who killed curse channel? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I did. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Fuck! T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: As I was doing cocaine, I apparently did enough to kill Two And A Half Men AND the Curse channel. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen claps at his own performance. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: 2.5 men died a long time ago... T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I did cocaine a long time ago, too. :) T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Betcha didn't know Johnny Depp played in Platoon with me. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Johnny Depp - you old enough to be his granpappy T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: are you his granpappy? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm so old, I sat behind Jesus in the third grade. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: To answer, yes. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: anyone tell you you look like emilio estevez? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: See that President Bartlett? He caused the fucking deficit with his cocaine and his getting women pregnant. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: i need sex T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind gives Ressurected some iodine T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Oh yay, some nuked alt's trollspammer. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: wtfuck barley T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen nods at Dispel Majic. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I seen better trolls under blackriars bridge T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Iodine doesn't work for me either. But several hours mudding and noone seems to want to have sex with me T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: not even myself T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I always wondered why the Christian right wants to spend soo much money on abstinence sex-education. All they'd have to do is buy their offspring subscriptions to World of Warcraft, and voila -- virginity! T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: remember.. world of warcraft is satanic and evil and encourages people to worship demons. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: But it keeps them away from impurities and defilement of the body! T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: because they want the abstinence to be a conscious effort. Turning their kids into WoW would make them involuntary virgins, which defeats the purpose of character development T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: hahahaha, nice one tsar ... T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: i gfotta figure out what to do to be able to play the old republic, i only have macs T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: but, it costs them their immortal soul T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: to* T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I like tsar's explanation, except it made me giggle so hard I'm coughing again :( T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: i gfotta figure out what to do to be able to play the old republic, i only have macs T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos starts to giggle to herself like a little girl. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos hugs Dispel Majic. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen comforts Dispel Majic. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: SW:TOR! :D :D T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Don't get married until you can support your family. Don't have sex until you get married. Don't masturbate. Oh, and if you look upon a woman with lust you're going to hell anyway, because you might as well have fucked her. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Talk about setting boys up for failure :P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: but if I had the morals and knowledge I have now, back then, my life would have taken a very different course T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: But you got the knowledge you have now through the mistakes you made then. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: and would have made a funnier autobiography as I get kicked in the nuts 78 times T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: no majic - I got the knowledge I have now through my successes later on T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: don't try to make me feel better - I prefer my fantasy world T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: snicker. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I got the knowledge I have now from jesus... or was it masturbation? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I'm just sayin, there ARE good reasons to wait, but setting it up as an absolute all-or-nothing is idiotic. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Yeh but to be fair, it was set up as an all or nothing thousands of years ago, amd they are just passing on the rules T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: sure, but they got married a bit younger then :P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: waiting with sex until you're married is like waiting to drive a car until you've bought it T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: saying 'wait until marriage' if you get married when you're 14 isn't that bad. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: because today's world is totally the same as thousands of years ago. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I'm not meaning until marriage, ranrr, but I do think that sex at 13 is a bad idea. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: well girls got married young but the boys still had to wait - or break the rules T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and I also think that treating it like just a fun game is a bad idea .... (now masturbation is a fun game) T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: eh. treating it like a game is okay, as long as both players are fully aware and accepting that it IS a game. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: married at 14? Nobody does that by choice. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: They didn't get married by choice then, the parents arranged it. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Right. Those parents should be shot. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: For adults, Kit, I don't disagree. But I think that kids getting into it too soon, when they aren't really aware of the consequences or intelligent enough to take precautions isn't the best idea. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: it doesn't take intelligence to use precautions - it takes education and availability T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Ranrr, shrugs, if the average lifespan is in the 30s people who don't get married in their teens won't see their kids grow up. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: back then, that was normal. life spans were, like, 40 years. oh, geez, I'd be nearly dead. :( T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Everyone should have to wait until they're 18, because that's what I had to do :> T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Kit, you ARE nearly dead. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic runs away from Hipster Kittenbane in utter terror and horror! T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: I swear, I feel like it this morning. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Lifespan in the 30s? What is this, texas? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: average lifespan wasn't quite so bad - the avg is skewed by infant mortality (ouch!) but if you reached adulthood, you had a fair chance at surviving - outside war and plague zones T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: u think lyk majic ul die a virgen8o T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: what is age of consent in canada? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: and the lack of things like modern medicine. you got the flu, you were dead. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: life expectancy does take infant mortality into account but it wasn't that great even if you did make it through. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: true - sixty might have been quite amazing T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods, I think in Biblical times (since that's what we were discussing) the allotted age of a man was given as 70. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: anyway, old people like me think young folks shouldn't have sex, but young folks might think differently T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: when was biblical times? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: ranrr biblical times about 2000 BC to 100 AD T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the times when the hebrews were committing the pre-bible books to oral tradition, I'd say -- OT. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: The bible was written in the 300s or so, shouldn't that be called biblical times? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I would assume from genesis...so lik 6k years? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: I think everyone should wait until they're pretty sure they're gonna get married. but not after marriage. you'd never buy a car without test driving first. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: like* T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Druzx: at least 5700 years T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: ranrr no bible texts are older - New Testament was edited in 300 AD - ish T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I think people should get married when they plan to have kids, but have plenty of sex before. You need to practice. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: i read a sexologist who says masturbation is _better_ practice for good sex T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: i agree wid ran T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I don't see anything wrong with test-driving, at all. And I don't see any problem with open relationships if all parties are aware and informed. But there are a lot of teenage idiots who are having sex that's not even enjoyable (for the girl, anyway) just to keep a relationship partner. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You can do both, but it's hard to practice oral sex on your own, unless you are very limber. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: And honestly, you should be having sex because YOU want to, not because the boy says if you loved him you'd drop your drawers. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: or if yer hung like me\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\l T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious boggles at the concept. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen points excitedly at Limunious! T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: good reasons for honesty in education T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen laffs at Limunious. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Hell, looking at color pictures of STDs and seeing how obnoxious a baby really was was enough to convince me safer sex was a good idea :P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: safer sex = the spray and pray method majoc? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: um, no :P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: oh, yeah. I totally did that, Majic. and proceeded to spend quite a few years after that totally fucked up because I was convinced that sex = love, and couldn't understand why guys didn't want to commit. :P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic nods at Hipster Kittenbane. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Well, that's what I'm meaning by safe and sound relationship advice rather than just DON'T DO IT BECAUSE GOD WILL HATE YOU. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: sex = love? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: they can be the same thing, but the love should come first T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind feels bad for Kittenbane T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Guys want to commit just as much as girls. It's just that we want to fuck everything with a pair of boobs. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: and then I married the first one who DID want to get married, even though I didn't love him, and that did not go well. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: love should come first before lovemaking.... booze should come first before sex, and anger should come first before fucking imho T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: don't feel too bad for me. now I gots me a Wolfe, and all is well. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I seemed to spend more of my teenage years confused by romantic notions from movies and music, than I was held back by morality or convention T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I didn't have sex until 24. I'm not sorry. It's been great since :P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I think the big disadvantage of marrying to early is that you may end up marrying someone you don't really love. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Good for the Wolfe, too, I bet. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: ... T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: But that may happen marrying late as well -- I think all marriages should be preceded by knowing each other for a while. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: think you got the speakers mixed up, barley. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: When you're young, you may think you love someone just because they touched your wang. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic nods at Ranrr. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Or because you touched theirs. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: I also think people should live together first. when Wolfe officially moved here for good, omg it was pure hell. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I think the idea of 'true love' was one of the confusing notions I got from fiction and pop culture T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: What was it like? :P T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane: I'd been living on my own for about 10 years by that point, and suddenly having to share my space... ugh. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: True love is absolutely fantastic, but it is nothing like the movies T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Make it out to be. ^ T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: bahhh T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: i knw im inlove even though im nly 16 .... T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Nods, moving in is a big step. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: does Lasher enforce his 'over 18' rule on curse channel? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: I know I never heard a bad word till I was 18 T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: if yer in love before 21 you definitely need to have sex with yer partner to confirm it T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you need to get your partner to have a baby T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: heh, when I was 15 I got on the internet and some friends and I found the 500 question purity test and took it -- I scored 99.2 T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori noddles his head in agreement. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: ah, internet :D T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: my source of so many things :D T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: HOW IS BABBY FORMED? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: well here is where I diverge from the conventional non-religious view - it seems to me that sex does indeed seem to reinforce infatuation T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It does. And not just infatuation but love as well. There's a reason make-up sex is so great. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I'm off to see my true love T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: rosie palm? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Palmela Handerson? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: iknw dis because wen my gf tels me she not ready 4 sex i dnt mind waitin 4 her T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: how is babby formed? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: how girl get praegnant? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos beams proudly as he whips out his spotted dick. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I'm back and see the jokes made at my expense when I left T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: gotta wonder how the internet has warped my adulthood since I got it T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain: You mean you wonder how the porn has warped your adulthood since you got it... T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: well I gotta squint to give a girl that hot nineties pixel blur before she really does it for me T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: sorry old joke T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: is this another fucking line i need to turn off, god damn, there needs to be like a fucking lostnlonely chat line for people to go on T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: sorry didn't mean to ruin it for you. What are your favourite topics on curse? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: lostnhorny T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: erm. T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Andolorian rabbit channel T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: Limunious, you still there, you got anything to curse about so we can curse it too? T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: ne1 up 4 sum late night phonesex8o send me a personal message T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: not me buster T3/r5/2011-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: Holy MOtherfjdasfa T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Someone just linked me to this, and I think you should all enjoy it too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Merlin_Lotus_Birth_2006.jpg T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: what was that for T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: some things cant be unseen T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Because I didn't want to be alone. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: ryke are you still attached ?? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Yes, yes I am T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It's wonderful, I'm telling you T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: leaving... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: tell me more T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck yeah. the news says that sarah isnt gonna be president T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude can see questor from his doorstep. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: even if she ran, she wouldn't be president T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what would she be, first lady? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: heh, no :D T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you think president obama cheats on his wife? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: with sarah palin? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: now that'd be interesting.... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sorry, we're on a curse, what i mean does he fuck anybody but his wife. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers around himself intently. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: nailin palin' T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: then his wife goes a bailin T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: its a porno T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: banks he is bailing, pailin he is nailin T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: called nailin palin T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I'd say 'fuck no', but he's from illinois, and having lived here all my life, I wouldn't be surprised T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan is it true people there masturbate to the head on pennies? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: well, I can only speak for myself, but yes T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: ... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: guess that conversation killed curse T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: google nailin palin T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: i dare you T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan nah, i was busy selling pennies to people T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: penis pennies. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: google lisa ann T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vesilus sorry, i already googled liza minelli T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: now i am T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: this is like an exercise in rule 34 T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: hrm, the first thing to come up (giggity) was 'Saving your penis pennies' T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: turning off curse until lincoln-(loggers sign off T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: sad T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey guys, is it normal for your urine to be a glowy green color when it hits the bowl? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: yes T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is it normal for it to remain that color when you turn off the light? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eventine: only if you live in a nuclear reactor T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if it could be from the mri T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i want to pee again soon to find out if itll happen twice in a row T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but... i don't have any pee to use =( T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You are splashed with blood from (Friend) VampireDude as his skin is slowly peeled away by Asharak. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asharak: Uh...wrong social? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude gently peels Asharak like a juicy tangerine. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: fuck my penis T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asharak: looks like a few of the curse socials got taken out since I last played T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: that social doesnt work anymore T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vesilus ok, let me grab some hooks, and we'll peel open your urethra to the point that it allows me to fuck it T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FootLong Cheezburger: Don't you mean clamp it, in that case? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: aww shit that image burns in my mind T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka tells Asharak to **click** their heels together three times and go FUCK THEMSELF! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if there are porn movies based on church life with titties and sanctitties T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: You wear Aardwolf Breastplate of Sanctitties on your torso. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: I would love to fuck a nice wet pussy right now T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Animal cruelty is not okay. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: I mean uhh.... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: I thought i was typing an email to my grandma sorry :( T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: lies, you said wet T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus ) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: I have ways T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ... How would "fucking a nice wet pussy" and "your grandma",,, I'm not even gonna ask. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: there's some things I just dont' want to know T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, his grandma licks it first to keep his mother lubed up T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Ahhhhhh. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: Hey keep my mother out of this! This is between me and grandma T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: and others... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I have to take a shower after I use this channel, and I'm not talking the good showers T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: gas chamber? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: You mean the golden ones? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Damn it, R. Kelly! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I said, not the good showers T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: they usually involve bleach and a wire brush T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: the naughty ones? with my grandma i there T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: ohh.. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: it's times like this, I wish I couldn't read T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: GTG grandmas calling me, she lost her lube again... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: gl T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey greagan, when people run a meth lab, how do they dispose of the bottles of pseudo? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: fire? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and why the fuck don't they just use a metabisulfide instead T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I mean, I'm guessing, since most of them burn down T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. fire. that makes sense T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like candelmas T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: i once fucked a meth cookers T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: grandma T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: you cook meth? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: everybody here from th us T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: the us T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: bah, i'm from the us, and I don't cook meth. My brother does, though T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: i get a hard on for old grandmothers T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: I feel so open on the curse channel, where i can express my tr ufeeelings T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: bye T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: bye T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: just kidding grandma left fr the night so now i can check out internet grandma porn :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vesilus next time watch it when she's there. she'll join in T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: Ill call her now T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: I have to lube her up tomorrow anyways T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh finally i can pee T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if i should set the computer down T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: there's a few things about those statements that worry me T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: greagan, whats up man? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: oh, nada T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: someone on my flist just called me a looser!!! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what kind of fuckwhits do i befriend =( T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: You have people on your flist? I'm impressed. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i feel like those wifebeater wives that ate beaters T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sobs quietly to himself because Dire Wolfe was a jerk! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: date* T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hipster Kittenbane goes "WHEE!" and dances around an ATTENTION-SEEKING device. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i didn't know there were mail-order-flists on aard T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude vibrates towards kittenbane. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe snuggles up to an ATTENTION-SEEKING device. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i got one flist, but it just for charity T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyways, kittenbane, what do you think of this personal ad on craigslist? http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cas/2622893855.html T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: The people on my flist are all A list material. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dire Wolfe: Wow, that sounds like hard work. Clicking, and stuff. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: why are you on this list then ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: No, Vamp. You don't qualify. :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}@C(@WCurse@C)@w (Friend) VampireDude: ryke, why dont i qualify? @w T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}@C(@WCurse@C)@w Rascally Ryke: You didn't pass the physical.@w T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}@C(@WCurse@C) @w(Friend) VampireDude coughs loudly.@w T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}@C(@WCurse@C)@w (Friend) VampireDude: there, now i did@w T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and bridging! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh yeah, even kittenbane loves the way i bridge. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: im trying to graduate to the fart snorter but not there yet its advance T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude tosses Hipster Kittenbane up in the air, she loves it! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: im going to order some coca paste and make oxidado T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: why do you hate me T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i couldnt thik of a name T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou can you tell me how to make tequila from agave? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: eventually everyone ends up hating me T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: ferment then profit T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: pathetic excuse for a name T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: Xiucozcatl sounds like some ED meds T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how do you ferment it? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: just heat and light? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: in babys blood T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or do you add yeast? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: Mr ED? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: stupid, babies blood doesnt ferment on its own, you have to add grain to it T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i can tell how to grow magic mushrooms T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you basically corrupt a holy grain offering and mash it with the blood into a blood paste T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: or order research chemicals from china T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and then that will ferment T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: step 1 find mushrooms T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug, the farm supply shops here sell them cheaper T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: step 2: make them spore T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: so many people dying from research chem's they are getting sold as bath salts T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: banned in florida now :( T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh, those stoner salts ? =) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: mpdv , 4 times stronger then ritalin T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: grin, man, theres so much you can do to abuse your own body just with chems you have in the kitchen and closets T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is ritalin better than aderol? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: yeah i been huffing acetone, im out of money and drugs T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: have you heard about the people in america who can burn thier tap water ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: foolish =) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: from the hydrofacturing T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i saw the doc on hbo T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fix your own problems then solve iraq's T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you could get yourself killed and or stoned off of oxygen inhalation, just set up an oxygen gen and if it doesnt explode or kill you and everyone nearby in the resulting negligent fire, you will get a lot of oxygen T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you could use the helium or hydrogen from it to cause yourself brain damage T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: bromo-dragonfly is a new LSD like drug, 200-500 micro grams for a 22 hour trip T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: =) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how much calcium does it contain? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: hmm T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: what is bromo-dragonfly? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: something like DOB? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: or 2CB? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant , gain reading comprehension T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and you mean, i2c T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: more like DHFD T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: nope T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok ^_^ T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i mean 2c-b T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: then i defer to your drugginess T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromo-DragonFLY T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: in the same family as the 2c-* T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i wonder do we have that in russia ?:) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my only exposure to bromine is in glazing pottery T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: 2c-i was fun T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant, kakoi ty strana? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: hate it wasnt :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: americanchemicalsupply had it for a while but got busted T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: my friends went on 2-ci on planet of the monkeys movie T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: russia has more fun than america... no accountability T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and once they turned their heads back in the cinema T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i login to this crackhead channel on IRC, the people from SA started it like a decade ago, bunch of druggies trading tips on where to buy more drugs T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they saw all the monkeys around.. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: instead of people :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou, my neighbor sells T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: after that they run away in terror :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol google "how do make drugs" T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: south florida its so easy...its all over the place, want to get away from it really T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anywhere south of minnesota its the same T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i've known 4 people who used to sell me pills who are now dead in the past 2 years T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: heres a tip, stop hangin around with florida junkies T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: most of them smoked crack and did pills tho T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: speedballing is not good for your health T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: curse omg bromo dragon-fly is legal ?:) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: yup T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou i always wondered, if i lace cigarettes with pcp or bleach, how much bleach do i use? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: jesus T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: why do you think research chems are so popular :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: we had Salvia Divinorum legal for some time :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou, because they're cheap T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: but now it's not :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: bleach, wouldnt try that T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant datura innoxia is still legal. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: salvia made me instantly sweat T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: crazy short trip tho T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: yup T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: but those strong T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: try 25x or 50x :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no they're not... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i hate drugs but all my friends are dealers so i cant give up T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: mexican shamans use it to get to the spirit world T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. 25x might be T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: hateyou no T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol retards T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they use Ayuhuasca T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: nah thats a mushroom T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh that grows here T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: nope T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: vikings took that before battle T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its the purple pineapple shaped plant isnt it T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: ayahuasca is really strong shit :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: see the video T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant it makes you shit though T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: so you are an expert on this shit ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: here is a clue... dont T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: 1200 Micrgorams - Ayahuasca T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i figure if im going to use drugs might as read up on them so i dont kill myself T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: or watch blueberry movie :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou, that seems stupid T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they say all that grow is okay T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if you read, yyou wont use T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i like the florida golden teacher mushrooms T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: like weed , shrooms etc :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: err exactly my point... you want to continue T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: any chemistry suxx :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant in some places it is legal to grow until the chemical % is a certain level T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: like meth amph etc :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and then it becomes illegal T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: here everything is illegal T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: but lotsa people do this :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: people in russian taking codine and making it into deysomorphine they call it kroc or something i think it means alligator T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even crocodile? =p T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: yup T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: rofl T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you should try the high you get when you suffer from extreme blood loss T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i wanted to tell you T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: about CROC T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: kroc is the best T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: people arms are rotting off T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: guys kroc is the worst T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant sorry, too late, pravda already ran a story T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Covenant. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: it's even worse then crack T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: or crystal :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its still better than sarin though... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: croc is wat retard emos beg for wish come true T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: what is sarin? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i got crystal on my phone T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its a gas that the aum shinrikyo cult used in japan T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: frankly speaking when i was young i used to go meth on Trance parties T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: with my friends :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: brain dead yet ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: was kinda non sleepy weekends :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its actually chemically pretty close to some of the things people use recreationally T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: nah xiu T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but they produce it in a different atmosphere T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its really neat. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: watch that T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: kiss goodbye to you medical degree T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: heh T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: you know people that do that Cov T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i know guys that were going to raves in St.Petersburg T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they didn't sleep for 5 days T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: impressive T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: nah hateyou T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i only knew ravers T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: that were going E or Speed :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i bet X is really good there T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you chose them T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and smoked weed at the morning :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: X lost it magic for me like coke did.. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: Xiu , frankly speaking i don't get what you are talking about :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i have to rotate which brain receptors i abuse now T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: are you on crack or smth ?:) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel sorry for Xiucozcatl as Covenant horribly abuses him. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: never tried crack or meth, did a bunch of adderall and ritalin T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i had such magic times on now i can only do T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: Hate T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: we have here something more then meth :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant i'd love to go to a rave, but not for the whole night... do they do lock-ins at the raves there? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: lol, i lost more jobs because of being hung overfrom alcohol T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: have you ever heard of Pervintin? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: nope T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: it's called "Vint" here T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou really, i dont drink. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, unless its red colored, like a shirley temple T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: oh hateyou T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: it just another word for meth T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: u call that meth lol T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: but they do it for injections :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol many retards don't understand me... sometimes i think they are stupid, other times i think they killed too many brain cells, and other times genetics just limits them T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant the military gives it for injections . T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i've never knowing taken it but i've had some X that felt like meth bobms T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and after that they cant not to sleep for ages :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: really it does? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: if i knew it was meth i would of just smoked it like a true junkie T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: there's a mix of it with heroin or dextromorphan that makes for some painless adrenaline-rush styled shooting T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i hate ppl that do hero or kroc or whatever T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they are junkies :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i hate ppl who hate ppl. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: my ex was a tard, nows she's a pilot T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant i wish i could visit your country someday though! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: florida the pain pill captial... 80% of all opiates are sold here T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: XTC or Speed is okay for parties :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even if it does have drugs. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: people move here just to go to a pain clinic T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou, want to bet, i bet oklahoma is higher. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: sure Vampire T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i'd take that bet any day of the week T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant i cant though. it's too expensive =) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: we have so many beautifull girls :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: at at trance parties it goes like that T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: girls come T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: there was this russian prositution ring on a carnival cruise ship i was working on T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: moskva? moskvaya? eta ochin dorogaya gorad? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: you give here an E T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: she eats it T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: 100 bucks and some 6 foot leggy blonde shows up T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and after that she wants you to fuck her in the toilet :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: eastern european girls are hawt T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: that's ez :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant does she flush? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i'd just get drunk try the ol'fashion way to get laid and if nothing happens just pay the money and get reimbursed when i do my expense report T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: heres a tip eastern european girls dont care about your gentle soul T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i just put down entertainment expense T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oooh an expensive report. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i want your job! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: hehe T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude drops everything and trots drooling after Hateyou. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: imagine it, expensing out aard donations T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: go work on a cruise ship its like the fun time navy T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: plus theres a real lack of americans actually working as the crew T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: Hate in Russia there are a VIP girls T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you have to be ab? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: that can cost like 1000-5000 dollars T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: per night :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: pretty much everyone that works on a cruise boat hates americans T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: but they are really THAT hot T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant shrug, maybe in moscow. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant no, no girl is that hot. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they make you come only when you see her underdress :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: thats to much money T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 70 cougars on a 2 month trip to alaska... STD heaven T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant shrug, i had a doctor like that in junior high T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i think looking at a stack of $5gs might make me hornier T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: but there are a lot that cost 100 bucks T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and they are quite okay :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant i'm not giving her one hundred bucks. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they suck well and knew what they are doing :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i dont mind a sloppy girl for a 100 T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: same shit here :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: now, if she wants to trade her professional time for mine, that i might do, but im not giving her money. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: so we usually go like that T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you low standards get you laid often ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: weekend we take bourbon :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: like jack or jim beam black T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: im 32 my gf is 48, yeah i got low standards T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: now, 5000 for some nice white bourbon with red food colouring, that i could pay for T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: but shes a sweet heart and i live free.. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: indeed T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i aint got the 5 grand either T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and then we go to whorehouse :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant you know there are laws against sex trafficing now T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: then maybe some coke :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: 8 bucks for a beer at cheetahs T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i don't care about laws :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you don't? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol living free means your bitch fucks around on you T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: but they got the 2 dollar lunch buffet here T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: you just have to know right people in Moscow :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but dude, it costs almost 800 rubles to bribe a cop in moscow T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: rofl :)) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or was that 8000 T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i forget. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: yeah i gotta put up with some stuff, but this chick takes me in everytime i screw up T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: which has been alot in the past 3 years T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: i just call my friends from FSB T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: if i have some problems :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and it goes ok :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: they solve it and we fuck girls together :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant there's a exchange of american manager and assistant manager/trainees going to moscow soon to study russian capitalism =) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: hows living in russia anyways T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i imagine a grey city with busted out windows and broken glass everywhere T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: hateyou u know how they say it ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou no, they have regular glass. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and the buildings are really big, like my dick T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: there is life in Moscow , or St.Petersburg :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: don't know about other cities :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant i hear that sarov is a good place to live once you get aids. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and also novosibirsk T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and even in Moscow T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: we have like 15 million ppl T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i don't know, i hear moscow it is hard to get laid if you get aids T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: true life from them have like 20-30k T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i caught aids once T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and other just living... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou catch and release? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i made 65k a year going on cruise ships installing celluar networks, i spent it as fast as i made it T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: erm if you catch aids , it's forever :P T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant so how do you get on the list of happy people? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou, can i borrow 8 grand? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: Vampiredude - money T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant how do i get money? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kill people? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i can teach you how to buy drugs in pretty much any country in the carribean T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: sure T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: kill steal :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou how do i buy betaine hydrochloride in borneo? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: those little potery stands are selling pottery T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: Hateyou i was in dominicana in may :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: they have one pot that has nothing but yayo in it T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: the coke is awesome there :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you walk to a market and say hashish ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: nope nuggas come to me T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant what does cocaine smell like? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: and just said 2 phrases T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: yeah walk by yourself you will get flagged down quick T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: Bratan, tovar bomba! T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: CIA hashish T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: in Russian it Means T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant yeah thats the way bar mens rooms are here, guys try to sell you all sorts of shit T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: brother , we have good shit :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: in belize i just got out of the airport and into the taxi, hes like where 2 whore house, you like drugs? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bomba = the bomb, tovar = tovarisch? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i bought weed off my bell boy T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like bomba as in sexbomba? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: no T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: it means really good :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers around himself intently. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: it's a slang :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: tovar - stuff T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay =) but the slang, comes from what T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: bomba - very good :) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: park bathrooms i only get offers for gay sex in florida T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou thats cause you're gay T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i had a teacher get busted.. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ya ne gey. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant ))) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i used to love that park as a kid, but now nothing but glory holes and anoynmous sex T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: 24 hour fitness locker rooms are the same T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and its fat chicks T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sobs in misery. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: nah im not gay, gay dudes are alright with me im not their type T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou you are when youre on adam T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: plus chicks think its nice when u dont pick on the fag T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hateyou i prefer to pick on the guy that looks like he wants to punch something T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: was doing cart-wheels drunk o nthe beach with a bunch of male dancers from the boat T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: male dancers, eh T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like flamenco or what T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: also women dancers topless and in thongs T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i totally should take a cruise X.X T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: carnival owns so private beach called cresent bay or some crap T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if i buy a beach, i am going to name it after a ninja. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: seriously tho if you got no ties or anything look into getting a job on a crusie boat the pay sucks but all your needs are taken care of T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how much does the pay suck? and what if i have spiritual or sexual needs T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant )) T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i was a contractor working on them T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: so pay was good, but pay for poeple who work for carnival sucks T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. like the cia contractors eh? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: but you get room and board free meals T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: free medical T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so how hard is it to get hired you think T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: not very hard T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no as a contractor T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i want good pay X.X T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: people from the phillipines get a job on them just to leave that shit hole country T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i want to be you, but without the hole in the wallet T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: they dont even get paid for cleaning your room, just tips T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. the guys at the mexican border were like that T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: i felt bad for em, T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they kept asking for tips T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: but they say its better then what they got at home T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even the ones in uniform T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does the medical include surgeries? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or tubal ligations? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw, hey covenant T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i get emails from time to time offering me marriages to people from ukraine and russia. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are russian chicks good marriage material if one is realistic about how long marriages tend to last? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Covenant. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori waves a large green banner reading "I FINGERED MYSELF AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT !!" T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: what do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: horny irish T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: a dictator! har har har har T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash falls down laughing. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: what's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: apple float T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: i don't cum on an apple before i eat it! har har har har T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: on or in ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: thats just wrong... T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: a little of column a, a little of column b T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ARM THE HOMELESS T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, that's what caused the recession. T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah the are pretty armless T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: BULLS ON PARADE T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: don't stick your dick in crazy T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: small hard-to-find little earthworm in a hairy forest only conjures up one thing T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: zoidberg ? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: a pussy maggot? T3/r5/2011-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: don tkeep us in suspense, or amiright? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: fuck the police , i'm the drugdealer! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: misschan T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gnoff: lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) O.O! Pragmas looks aghast! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biz: yurgach domain can suck my nuts..seriously so many dead no exit areas. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Youngseerer falls down laughing. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: test T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: peel the piel's piel? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: Piel is Afrikaans for cock -_- T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallahad: Pielsucker? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori tries to wear an 'I FINGERED Someone Semoene BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT!', but is too inexperienced. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: goddamnit T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori screams "trololololololololololololololololololo" at Lemontree. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen pokes SexyButt Shanon in the ribs. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie peers intently at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow! people do still live here T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: This is still my home, Shanon. :( T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: Now and then. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: somehow i turned this channel off lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Haha, now. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Wow. * T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i know HOW i did it, just not sure WHEN or WHY i did it T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Wow at the typo, too. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was wondering why it was so quiet... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: s'ok , I just got in T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm bored T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: maybe that's cuz ur boring T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's probably true T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: time for some hot chocolate... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I love a little chocolate up the anus T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: I bet T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica ) T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's kinda gross T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: thats what this channel is for tho T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: he likes a little Dirty Sanchez on his lip too probably T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not to be gross...it's for cursing T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: youre not going to make me apologize for that? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why would you have to apologize? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: curse is certainly not for apologies. anal chocolate is a delicacy in some countries. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ANNOUCEMENT: I love you all. That is all. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen is agreeing with that A Frosty BeerCup person again... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't mind anal...but not with chocolate! that's just...nasty! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: Even to speak of it,makes me puke in my mouth! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing you aren't speaking of it T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: well, lets never speak of that again, then T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: Agreed! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: shanon would rather eat chocolates while getting anal, so she won't feel the burn so much T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: The anal is small,forcing anything up it is obviously painful.No matter how many times you've tried... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grabs Forgotten Starphoenix in a head lock and NOOGIES him... ARGH!!! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I don't know what this stuff is I'm drinking, but it's bloody good T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie raises his hand. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: called Pimms T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: liquer T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the shit i'm drinking is called swiss miss T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: That's some good shit. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica beams a smile at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well actually i'm not drinking anything yet...it's fucking hot! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and not in a sexy way either T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Haha! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even after 3 ice cubes it's still to hot T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that'll teach me to BOIL water for hot chocolate!! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: ice cubes in swiss miss? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: you in Alabama? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: swiss miss is the brand of hot chocolate i'm attempting to drink when/if it cools off T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: If you like hot stuff,just drink a bottle of mexican chilli sauce and see what happens. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't like spicy things T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: mexican chili sauce is fucking weak T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was fucking stupid once... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then i divorced him T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: really? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yep T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: If you drink the whole bottle it's not. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the pepper sauce i make is strong enough to burn the ass hairs out of Chuck Norris T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: chuck norris can find his ass at the lost and found T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: What about me? :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: Just eat a mexican chilli and you'll be able to make up your conclusion. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: charlie T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yep, still too hot to drink! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Blow on it. :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it might like it T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Well, only one way to find out. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: dude...i eat ghost peppers sometimes. those > chilis T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I can't blow that far T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this channel used to be so fun... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie hides his face in his palm after seeing what Star Fish did. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I thought you were bored T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this chan used to fix that T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: for 5 seconds.. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: more like 3 but we'll go with 5 just because it's a nice round number T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Bring the fun back, Shanon. :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: kinda hard to do when nobody here is fun :( T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Hell, bring sexy back, while you're at it. :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: yeah, find something stinky and roll in it T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even star is boring tonight.... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls all over Avarica T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Star is pretty fun when you're poking him with a stick. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie: she didn't get laid? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica had that coming T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, he already harassed me on facebook so he's boring now T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: sorry Shanon, my evil streak is sleeping tonight T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Forgotten Starphoenix's. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: As long as that streak looks nothing like my happy trail. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's a skid mark sheen, not a happy trail T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: silly goose! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: heh T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Damn it, he lied to me! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon laughs out loud. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my, i'm so mean sometimes T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Well, you know what, it's my crap, and I'm comfortable in it. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ... Or something like that. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's all in good fun T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: For sure. :) T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so old... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I was ready for bed at 8pm lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: No bueno! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: well, I'm still up T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's gross! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you should do something about that T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Haha! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: um ..shannon I'm a girl T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're the one that said you were up T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I am still awake T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: she has girl wood, her clit stands up 1/2 an inch T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: its only been 3 and a half hours, don't have to worry till 4 T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: girls can have "up" things too...chicks with dicks T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: woohoo! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Rofl!! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1/2 inch?! wouldn't that be considered a penis... like an infant size penis or something? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that reminds me of a joke... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: shoot! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: something about a guy saying he's dick is the size of an infant T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: "My dick" by Mickey Avalon and Dirt Nasty? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 7lbs 14oz and 18" long T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not he's...but his :D T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i got a bit excited thinking about dick and forgot how to type correctly apparently T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I apologize T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Ultimate Mustache Fighter -- Hulk Hogan's stache vs the old guy from Orange County Choppers' stache. Who would win? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: That's nothing to apologize about. :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica snorts. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: William Shakespeare versus Dr. Seuss. Who would win? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Dr Seuss can't win alone, it's been proven already T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: True, true. ;) T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: so I go with Will Shakespeare T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I liked Will better anyway. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen nods. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Not in the beginning though * T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww Dr. Seuss is sexy for an old man T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: I liked how Beethoven owned Bieber too T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: definitely the better artist T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Haha, one of my favorites! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Sarah Palin versus Lady GaGa, too! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I really liked Albert Einstein versus Steven Hawking, too. >_> T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Gaga vs Palin i didn't care for... Napoleon vs Napoleon was fun T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Definitely! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I LOLed at "Emperor of the Lollipop Guild" T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shanon vs hot chocolate... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shanon wins! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: I will shove your moon boots right up your poop chute! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: XD T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Forgotten Starphoenix. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: too bad there's only like 12 of those. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I agree! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Aren't they coming out with another one soon? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'd like to see them pull Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan. hehe T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Haha, that'd be a classic! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: or Rocky Marciano vs Rocky Balboar :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Billy Mays versus Ben Franklin. XD T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Oh, that would be great! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: (My post has already been done though) T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Ben Franklin won that i think...even with Vince tagging in at the end T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Definitely. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I did like Vince at the end though. Not gonna lie. :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'm tired of seeing your face every time a tip a stripper T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen laffs. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, i will cover my face next time T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i carry a paper sack for that reason T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen hugs SexyButt Shanon. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: So do I! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! we can be sack buddies! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: sit down son, time for a music lesson, just ask Bach, i got more cock than Smith & Wesson T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ....or something like that T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: TWINSIES! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think we have different plumbing for twinsies T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit "My World" T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: No, no. >_> T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would hit you, but shit splatters! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ROFL! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the Mr T vs Mr Rogers one i'm still not sure about. I think Mr Rogers had the edge though, he did win the USOUD. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: For sure. And Mr. Rogers used to be a grade A badass, too. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: put a condom over your head. if you'd going to act like a dick, you may as well dress like one too! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I only do that on Saturdays! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: For Halloween, though, I'm going as Picasso's blue period. :) T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm too fat to dress up T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lies. Your pretitle is SexyButt. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: plus i'm scary just the way i am T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uh-oh. Charlee Sheen is pointing at SexyButt Shanon, screaming, "LIES!" once again. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm scary the way I am, too. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: gross blue period T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I could trick or treat over the phone. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if you're having a blue period, you should see a doctor. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: fareal T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: They can't help there. >_> T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Neither could a gyno. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i thought about dressing up as tinkerbell T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but....it'd be totally wrong T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: how about dressing up as a tinkling bell? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Why? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't you know?! I'm a 900 pound bald midget T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: male too T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Did you know? I've, uh, got three nipples! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i forgot all the other stuff that goes along with it so you'll have to wait until someone who knows me on here can remember what i said before T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Shanon lies...she only weighs 890 pounds. The daschund fell out the other day. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Haha! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn you star! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you said you wouldn't tell! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Forgotten Starphoenix was a jerk! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Cat's out of the bag now! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: In this case, it's a dog, but still.... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it went in looking for a lost dog biscuit..took 6 weeks to get back out :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I shudder to think of what would happen when you wear a thong. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica snickers softly. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: she likes to play her Thong Song. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Musical thongs? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i guess that might be a little dated... look up Thong Song sometime :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, it couldn't have gone looking for a biscuit...i sat on a chocolate bar and had anal chocolate sex T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Checked out the VEVO for it. That's hilarious. I wanna get my friend to truffle shuffle to this. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or something strange like that...i get so confused T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Shanon finally gave Sir Mix-A-Lot a big butt so wild he could not lie T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's after my bedtime T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lol!! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm gonna remember that. :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Because the image will be forever seared into my brain. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or maybe it was the way i "wiggled it, just a little bit" T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica has scheduled a visit to Davy Jones's Locker. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: His anaconda finally found one to make him say "i flung cum" T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: smack my ass and ride the waves baby! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Tidal waves? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: those too T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Yum! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: You know how the moon affects the tides? Shanon's butt affects the moon. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: L.M.A.O. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if star didn't pick on me, i'd think he hated me T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: It means he loves you.. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm or maybe he hates me, that's why he picks on me T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Even Chuck Norris bows in reverence at the sight of her T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Damn. That says something. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: well you said i was being boring. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hot chocolate didn't help me with the bad case of "i'm sleepy" T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I remeber my high school photo. It was from a bird's eye view though. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Remember, even. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: someone needs to create a 99% social T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I have no TP T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: use quest points T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the photographer at high school actually freaked out when he tried taking my picture...the way i was glaring at the lens he swore i was staring him down T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or buy them T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: yah tits to that T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biz: charlie is WINNING T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Always. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I got one speed, I got one gear. GO. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biz: lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Charlie Sheen vs Amy Winehouse. ...hehe T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i broke my gear :( T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: are u really charlie sheen? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: there may not be enough coke in the world for that rap battle T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: DUH, winning! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no! he's charlEE sheen T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: he is part asian? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: he's a transvestite thai gaysian version of Charlie Sheen :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i said you were boring because...well...i love you and like harassing you T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there, i said it! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that shut everybody up rofl T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Not really. I was just imaginaging it. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you just need somebody to love... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: star is available T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Star doesn't love anyone, he's an emotionless automiton designed to slowly leech your sanity away. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sweetheart, i have kids...I have no sanity left! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: kids make you more sane imo T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i watched a chick with a crotch that vibrated on it's own fucking stuff. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: dont you think? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: what kind of stuff T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the fact her crotch vibrated on it's own is all that mattered. it was kind of weird, even for me T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my kids drive me insane T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica tilt T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, my son anyway. my girls are practically perfect T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica tilt T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: sorry T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arhianna: i think it goes a little of both ways when it comesto having kids! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: remeber shanon, the better they are now, the worse they are later T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: its weird kids come from what they do T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: and of course i get in my email...chicks stuffing baby eels up their crotches. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Ooooh. That was you? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: link plz? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Oops. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my girls are straight A students, never get in trouble.... my son is a C/D/F student and is always in trouble T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: he will probably have lots of women friends which is an A T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, he's dating a band geek....but she has straight A's rofl T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: plays flute? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: too bad it's a japanese censored one. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she's a super nice girl, she just looks like a football player T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure...i know the clarinet and i think tuba but i could be wrong T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: God help your son if its the tuba T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: cant compete with that T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: time is going by soooooooooooooooooooooo slow! T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I think thats a new trend, boys doing bad in school nd girls doing well T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: because I hear that so often T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: nah...it's always been like that T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: has it? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: well boys have to battle raging boners for ugly science teachers while girls have to battle...periods T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: is that why? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: yea i think T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: hell my entire honors set (english, math) was the cheerleading squad (all a/b students) most of the dudes did c's T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: having the cheerleading squad in honors classes is brutal T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my oldest daughter (middle child) plays tennis and is in the band (plays clarinet...whatever that matters) T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she likes a boy and thinks the boy likes her but she's too shy to say anything to him T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm ok with that...she's 11 and doesn't need to worry about boys now anyway T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: tell her to offer to play his clarinet :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but her friend is now interested in this boy too... T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: That's my boy, Shanon. >/ T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only if he has a twin sister lol T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: you have kids, charlie? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: ... i know alot of chicks that this actually is the truth :P .. http://xnxx.com/cartoon_of_the_day/cartoons/2011/2011-10-07-cartoon.htm T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sometimes i wish my daughter wasn't so much like me T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: being shy sucks T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now my youngest, she's not shy at all! she'll go after a boy and not think twice T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she's like her daddy apparently T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: well, it's not like a boy solves all your problems, is it? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no! if anything, they CAUSE problems T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: so, it's ok T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just feel bad for her. she likes someone and her ugly fat friend takes him T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: isn't there some sort of code...when a friend likes a boy, you don't go after him T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: cause her ugly fat friend had bigger balls T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: My mom? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: ther should be T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: sheen is out of his depth:) T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm out of my league, too, but that's another story for another time. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Abi is also worried because she is friends with his twin sister T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: go play in the shallow end T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she doesn't want to lose her friend over a boy T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: who else thinks the cards are a poor excuse for a baseball team and will cry at the feet of the brewers T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: all baseball teams are poor excuses for athletes and the will cry at the feet of a single third-string Chinese cricket team. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: I'm gonna watch afucking movie T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's called porn dear T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke snickers with SexyButt Shanon about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: its called I am number four T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: So it's a gangbang? T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: might be porn for all I know T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now we have to line up?! geez, i'd be there forever T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avarica: nice talking to ya T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at 4'10 tall I'd be overlooked all the time :( T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: 4'10" is perfect for skullfucking. you don't have to kneel :P T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh wait! i'm 900 lbs...that makes me huge so i won't go unnoticed T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true T3/r5/2011-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Take the fucking awesome Mr Gingerbread man as he sneaks the One Lifesaver up to the fiery depths of Gumdrop Mountain. T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkA3kdUSMkg T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: shit T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressurected: hey T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: fucking german kezmaps T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i cant even get mz fucking dailz prazer T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: _h 5 T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: omg i cant even check historz T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen hears the door close behind him as he lures yet another stranger into his bedchamber. T3/r5/2011-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: anyone know a good wedding gift T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: dick in a box? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a good divorce lawyer's business card T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: pearl necklace T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: don't do the toaster, everyone does that T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: free blood test T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: think bigger! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: this is the curse channel, what did you expect? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuzzy handcuffs! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: im so fucked! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: they have a gift registry? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dildo with 5 speeds for her...we all know once she gets married, the sex stops T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: where T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: lol T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: really, the best gift is going to require some research. Go around collecting registry lists, then make sure your gift isn't on any of those lists. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: money...airline tickets... T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a jar of bag balm T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I mean, who cares if they don't actually have a cow? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lotion, it's a multipurpose thing T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: where! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: plz help me! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then listen to our suggestions! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: is it for a real wedding? how well do you know the people? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: mate, if you're looking for gift suggestions on curse, you might be screwed to begin with, despite what we come up with =) T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: aard wedding T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: rofl you don't need a gift for an aard wedding, nobody does that. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: a tp would do =0 T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: more likely he's not getting any from hateful bridesmaids because they think he's an insensitive jerk. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tp or gold T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or cyber sex the husband... it's the "in" thing now T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arystul perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or maybe not...i don't know T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ok im screwed T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, the bride and groom are screwed if all goes well T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ... T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: this has to be the worst channel T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why do you need a gift for an aard marriage? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, just the groom. The bride gets to live by the credo of "what's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: Then why do you ask it? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: honestly, you don't need a gift for an aard marriage. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: because she is my sister! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so?! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this is a G A M E! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: isnt that enough T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: jeez, it's your sister and you still don't know what to get her? You ARE an insensitive jerk! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if you feel the need to give her a gift, ask her what she wants T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: aard marriages aren't real, just so ya know T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: thanks i'll remeber that when you need someonet to bail you out! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: give the gift of money every one wants it and they can get what they want T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the only time I need to be bailed out is when Lasher makes a serious programming mistake. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i give up! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i never need bailed out T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blowjobs do wonders for those situations! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: or sloppy seconds T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! i can't believe i just went there T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: sab give me a teddie T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I haven't needed it yet, but when I do I doubt I'll be looking for random people on the mud to do it. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not my fault! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly majic! who needs bailed out when you're always being good?! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: reputation's a bitch (and the "her" is not implied in this case) T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uh oh! now i have a rep?! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I dunno about good, but I'm not in the habit of breaking laws, no. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i thought i was just the fat bald midget T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav is looking at SexyButt Shanon and panting lustily... What the hell does he see in a 400lb, 50-year old trucker from Duluth, named Bubba, that's all that sexy? T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: sure you are, Majic, you just don't realize that you're breaking all those minor laws. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: heh T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I read somewhere once that if all the laws on the books were enforced, everybody would have a rap sheet at least a page long. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I'm sure there are some minor ones I break, but not the sort of lawbreaking you get arrested for. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: i.e. going 32 in a 30 zone. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i pee in the shower...i bet that's against the law somewhere T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dekkath: public pools T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it is! It's in one of those crazy and stupid laws books, but I don't recall where it was. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damnit! i'm a criminal T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: fountains T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: some of those crazy laws have been repealed now (like the one requiring all hackney carriages in london to carry a bale of hay) T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: peeing in the public pool is a really great way to tell if you're a Smurf or not. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: peeing in a public pool is a really great way to be a disgusting animal. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not a smurf damnit! T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: did your pee turn blue? If it did, you're a Smurf. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i pee in the shower, in the privacy of my own home T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: goss A small duck's friction scars you. [12] You feel a brief tingling sensation. -- I think i just got duck raped. T3/r5/2011-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: I could have gone my whole life ...... T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: wipcream shannon T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin lays Shannon down, gives her a whipped cream bikini, and slowly begins to lick at it.. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Double fail. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: woohoo! T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: can someone please torture maim or kill whomever designed the german tzpwewriters back in the 1930s T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: that was or... zou cant do all 3 okaz T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i choose to maim by making them bald T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: bald on the knuckles T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: oh fuck no mccp bonus when questing from knoppix T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: omg 2 qps wasted T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i guess i should install a real os T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: whats a good linux to get if i want to learn perl T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: FreeBSD T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i dont think bsd uses the linux kernel T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol by definition it does not T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: zou sure do give off that fucktard aura T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i was answer the question "since perl comes with all unices these days, wats a good one to use?" T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i dont just want it to have perl modules, i want to learn pearl. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: and ? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: so if it uses pzthon or rubz or tcl more then it wouldnt be the best for learning perl now woulod it T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: those things are not perl T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: besides, i hear that freebsd doesnt support journaled fileszstems T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: so that would mean a single little power cord trip would make mz disks fall T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: real men sync thier filesystems manually while running on a ups T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i wonder if a beyeichnung in linux is like a partition name in windows T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i mean knoppix T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: where are all the borat folks ... T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiucoycatl i dont need to sznc, i need to diff T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: just use ubuntu until you find it's not good enough, then switch too debian, then a bit later when you know stuff and have days to waste, get gentoo T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i dont have dazs to waste T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and i want disk quotas T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you said you wanted perl T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: zes. perl. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: for the regexp T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you are getting perl for the wrong reasons T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: whats the right reason to get perl T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: a chick that likes ozsters T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: because your boss makes you use that pile of shit T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i heard there is a waz to make sznthetic perls now T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but i dont know it T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: oh. i dont think mz boss knows what windows is T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: does he need to know wat windows is? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: dont zou love sazing that zour computer is running dell 7 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i dunno T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: as long as the checks print okaz does it matter T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i reallz just want to get a good /usr/sbin and /usr/bin that are efficient, up to date, and will allow mz /usr/local/bin and /usr/local/sbin sets to be happz T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i want a good, solid baseszstem that i can squash, and then mount in tmpfs and mount, decrzpt, mount -o loop... T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and then mazbe pivot root or chroot from if needed T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: debian.... T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i cant decide T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but whz debian, if i am not needing aptitude for updates isnt debian a bit bloated T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: what about some nice suse or mandriva T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol troll T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: lol no, i dont want to get updates T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: I'd point you at linuxfromscratch just to get you to stfu, but I think it'd just end up with you coming here to ask more questions you don't understand. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i just want to get it, squash it, and then leave it be until the next major version change T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: tharnin with linu T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: with linux from scratch, will it let me opt out of ntpl threads T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: http://distrowatch.com/ T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: linux lets you do anything... you have the source code T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: go to work son T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: it doesnt let zou do anzthing lol T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: if it did it would support openmosix compatibilitz T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: last i checked it did T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ok. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you gunna build a super cluster with your pc and your little sisters laptop ? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: well in the meantime i guess ill trz to get a good crzptsetup luks formatting done T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiu nah, i have access to a computer lab. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: as long as i dont change the hard disks i can harness some good power T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: watcha gunna do? fold protiens ? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no... gonna plaz with cavities in crzstal models T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: render raytraced movies ? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: raztraced movies sounds neat T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but a friend also wants me to set up a minecraft server T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: idk much about servers T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon screams loudly! T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: file locks and ftp are as far as i get T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: minecraft needs a big cluster T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: openmosix supports cluster T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: now go write your code and scripts to use mosix T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl taps his foot impatiently. What can he be waiting for? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no, first i must learn perl T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: perl is for retards T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: so that brings us back to the install step. preparing the disks T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: nobody uses perl by choice T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiu, are zou sazing that im not ar etard T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i cant answer that T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i am at the step to prepare mz disks T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: mud rules and all T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i am thinking i wish to use lvm2 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I have used perl by choice. But maybe I _am_ insane *cackle T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: so i created some logical volumes T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but now i must encrzpt them. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and... i was gonna trz crzptsetup luks instead of truecrzpt T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: it is wanting me to use a kezfile, but i want to also use a master kezfile, so that future kezfile changes will require both kezs T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i want to use the password higgenbotham T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: kez files require bazza files T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: for the master kez, but i want to use the password shishkabob for the home partition T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: or mazbe i will use shishkabob5 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: do zou know how to use crzptsetup T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: make sure to install /sbin to a ram disk T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it will improve your performance T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i am alreadz putting / on a ramdisk .. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: right now i just need to get a good encrzption done so that onlz anzone that can guess or randomlz input higgenbotham will get access T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: well or anzone from the mud T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Lemon: I suggest making your new pw 'yyyyyyyyy' T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: zou think there is anz reason to not just use aes T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke snickers with Dread Lord Morinon about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: is that better than jimjones T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Or Vnznergneq T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: It's 'I am awesome' in rot13. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: good to know. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: however, since i am not pledging some theta group i think i should get this encrzption done first T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: zou guzs think aes is ok with standard iteration times T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: What are you encrypting? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: a logical volume T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: by which you mean a logical drive partition? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i probablz should mean that. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Why are you encrypting it? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i was going to encrzpt the volume though. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: gotta hide the cp T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: morinon, so that i can keep people from gaining access to the files T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: And how many people have access to your computer, Lemon? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon snickers with Xiucozcatl about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i dont know. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I'm accessing it right now T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: if zou count the internet, a lot T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: see. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Unless you're sharing it online, I wouldn't worry. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: metasploit and xerxes run right in, even plan9 users can hop onto it T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and with the tor enclave... even more T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke pelts Lemon with indecipherable 733+ sp33k, d00d. Hide. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: What do you have there that needs encryption anyways? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: morinon i think the enclave counts as sharing it if i dont get better ipchains T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: morinon nothing zet, about to install T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: I'd only worry about encryption when you have data worth stealing. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: he's organising the overthrow of a third world dictatorship, lol T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: people will steal things regardless of their value T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: And will that theft hurt you? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Since it's not actually theft. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: think about it. people even stole .avi files of the roseanne bar show T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: You still have the data. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: So, unless it is data you don't want public, you lose nothing by it being copied. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but they will have written a new file access time to the data, therebz having altered it. not even picasso wanted people changing his artwork T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: wat T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: well he loses control to access and disemination T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and it alters the file access times T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Which doesn't matter dick. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: besi T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: matter to whom T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: the attornez general... im not her T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocens: (off-topic, but then again, can you be off-topic on "curse") fix you fuckin' keyboard, please! it's insanely annoying! switch to US/UK/whatever the fuck is available, with "Z" and "Y" at their rightful places. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: OH GOD SOME NUMBER THAT HAS NO PRACTICAL EFFECT GOT CHANGED! I AM RUINEd! T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: nocens i dont know how to change the fucking keyboard T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fstab --- noatime T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocens: rtfm! T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiucoycatl atime... nice. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i will keep that in mind, but before i fstab anzbodz with mz spork, i need to pick a cipher T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Encypher it all in rot13. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: SOLVED T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: xor crypt ftw T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Also: learn to use the tech channel. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocens: you do realize, Lemon, that if you get a Z when you press the Y, and no other letters are changed, then there's a good chance you'll get a Y when you press the Z key, right? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: your logic has no place here T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: At least there you might find someone willing to tell you what you want to know, no matter how stupid it is, just to shut you up. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Here, we're just likely to mock you. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Wow, Lemon, you should really clear your internet history. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: morinon how T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: all the midget porn links again Morinon? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: No, Star, that's when I hack your computer. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: how..? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: morinon, how can i make mz computer act as a wifi hotspot for other computers T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Lemon: delete system32. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocens falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: gunsnroses, star alwazs uses the same password on all internet things.... friendship T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: no...my computer has the girl with the crotch that vibrates by itself. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: luckz cyborgs T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i call that the RS232 port T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: fucking germanz T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes please, i'll take 2 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: liket he national lampoon movie eh T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...you just typed "cyborgs". Busted, pal. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ah found it T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: it called it libre office instead. fucking weird T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: hez rzke these brownies saz i can substitute margarine or zogurt T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: what should i use the zogurt or the margarine or the butter T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: man. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: whz is it so hard to make fucking brownies T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: even stoned fucking hippies made them T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon just got a face full of Vyragos's balls! T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: fuck another 8 plus yero quest T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: fucking kezboard cant find the fucking email at szmbol T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: shilf 2 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no shift2 gives me " T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: shift T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: kezboards suck dick T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: shift happens. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: so u can forget about email now. it's so old schooll T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ok. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: should i rm mutt too T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: o_h_mg this is frustrating T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: mazbe i should have installed freebsd like he said T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: the y and the z key are far apart enough on a standard keyboard T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: is there an audio version of porn for people that cannot see T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: audio book T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no i mean more like soundtracks T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah it's called turn off the monitor and isten T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: yes, it has great sound effects T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiucoycatl what about tapes or cds for the car T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lmao who listens to porn in the car T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i have been at stoplights alongside people that watched it in the car T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i assume thez also listened T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sorry officer i didnt realise i was speeding i was busy fapping T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: it worked in that basic instinct film T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: thats just retarded T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: where were these people watching porn while driving, on the freeway to the trailer park ? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i think they were going to walmart T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes that seems likely T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: bz the way, what is a multiple of 8 bits that comes after 204 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 204 octal ? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: regular . T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: so hex T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: -5 h T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: um -h 5 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: -fail T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: -fail -fomit-frame-pointer -mabi -maltivec -pipe -funroll-loops -fast-math -o3 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: anyway your homework question is ambigous T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: okay. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: tell you teacher he needs -Wall -ansi -pedantic T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: wall -o T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: or regular T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and what about his ldflags T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: abit curious, how old are u Lemon !!! :D T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: are zou asl ing me T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: computer math 1 question puts him at 18 or 19 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: maybe he' 50 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiucoycatl its not a math question, i just wanted to encrypt a partition T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: General behavior suggests 13-15. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no thats me T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but its not letting me cause it said that key length must be a multiple of 8 bits T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: 204 decimal. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and since i am too braindead to do a factor tree or long division of 204 over 8 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: can you not multiply by 8 ? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Lemon: protip: 200/8=what? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: what're u talking about? ur age :D :D :D T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: lollll Morinon T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: morinon is there a way to find that in bash T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 8/16/24 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: There is a way to find that by not being a retard. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: calc T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Seriously, use fucking long division if you have to. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: If you are working with computer programming and can't work this out in your head, go get an art degree. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: or just keep adding 8 to zero until you get there T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: It won't get you a better job, but you will actually pass. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i cant, i dont know how to draw T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Art History then. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: if you can't divide by 8, or figure out how to get the computer to tell you what the answer is, you're shit out of luck doing programming. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Also, I've seen many people with art degrees. Drawing is not a required skill. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol yeah comp sci is worth as much as art with the number of cheap indian students these days T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon nods at Dispel Majic. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ok, well i cant paint T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Cheap Indian students? Where do I buy one? T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Xiu: nah, the CS degree is fail because tech goes quickly. The art degree is fail because I've met flamingly gay men with stronger wrists than your average art student. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol i'll buy that too T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: fucking lack of gossip. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: STFU T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: shush or ill fuck zou the shut up. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl bend over to recieve his reward T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i said shut not shit. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: zou sure are anal renetentive T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: like a bear trap T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: or a tenament house catching flame T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: nonono, i dont retain T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiu are semaphore states important T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck no T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and how do i tell if i have any entropy T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: is it one of those schuberts cat things where if zou look at it zou run out T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: cat /dev/urandom T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: it stopped T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: is there a way to make it cat more than a line at a time T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: tail -1 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i said more than a line at a time T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: tail -2 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: nice T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiu, is it ok to use dev slash zero or is it as weak as dev slash one T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and how long does it take to get more entropy T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: anything less than /dev/random is for weaklings T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: ok. T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: what about prandom T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wat about it T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you have been quiet for a while, i presume you had fun with cat /dev/urandom and google T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no, i was busy trying to pick a good cipher T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and i still am not sure if i chose rightly T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i dont believe you T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: all the guides seemed to only talk about specific short key lengths T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: like 256 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i cant find anything on aes with 1024 or 512 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 256 is too east to guess T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and then other ciphers there is not much either T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: xiu, is blowfish2 safe to use T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: try 911 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: i did, the guy asked me what city i wanted T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: but i think i need more entropy T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: the dd is taking forever T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: the guide im following said to first use badblocks -c and dd with urandom T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and the dd is taking forever T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: it fucking sucks T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: the badblocks part took like 2 quests T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: dd_rescue duh T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: eh T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: the guide talked about using netcat with dd with sector start and finish but it didnt rescue T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: fucking finallz. it is 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 5 T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: and then the next one is another eight T3/r5/2011-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: so the solution is 208 T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: holy fuck T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: let jesus fuck you regan T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: the exorcist is such a disturbing movie T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: lemon did you come from lemontree? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: no... the egg always comes first T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: thats why egg whites are used in cooking T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: this goal is pissing me the fuck off T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Lemon, I thought you committed suicide over New Years '09? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Are you speaking to us from beyond the grave? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the lemon doesn't fall far from the tree.... T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemon: star even giant oak trees come from tiny little acorns T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: is it mussels or oysters that are an afrodesic T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: oyster are supposed to be T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oysters, kk T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: but arent T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: what is better to make with halibut, brownies, or casserole, or somethun else T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: beer T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: dont make the halibut T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: its illegal to make beer without papers. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, why not T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: fax me some halibut T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i have the halibut, the butter, and the crumbing mix T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ranrr i will, if you are at haliburton T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well, do not tell the cops you are making beer then T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: crumbing mix? you mean breadcrumbs and egg ? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ohm but the coops like beer. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu no i mean the select brand box of crumbing mix T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: but if you do not tell them, how will they know? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: bloodhound sense T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: why would you buy a box of shit when you just get bread and eggs ? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: because nobodz taught me to cook T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i hear the internet has recipes and other stuff T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: yeah but the crumbing mix box has a recipe on it too T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i just am tryin to pick some extra courses T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmmm somehow, this is not going in the right direction T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: people ike you are why everyone is fat and alleric to everything these days T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, no, i am a product of my environment T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: hi all T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: use egg whites for a healthier mix T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you make no effort to fix your environment T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: fix it how T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i just told you T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: uh whatever. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: see, you are ignorant, and dont care T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: egg whites contain no nutrients, all nutrients are in the yolkk T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: lol T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: but the whites are being used as a binder... plus white contain protiens T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: yea. fuck whitey. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well, low cholestrol idea. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: that's what were talking about, right? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: beercup i heard that black men have white semen T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: lies! all lies! T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: no for real. i heard that dogs and horses have white too T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: get us a sample so we can check T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: only if you agree to pay shipping and...handling T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: how much is handling for a semen sample T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i'll pay shipping, if you enjoy it you dont need paying T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and will you ensure that only qualified mariners transport the shipment by ship T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: for handling T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i dont want sleepy seamen touching my semen T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: okay. just stick it in your box? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Stick it in your mom's box. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: hey beer, is blue corn grown that way or do they color it before making chips T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: wow... you really did just ask that T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I think VD has an alt T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm nods at Rascally Ryke. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: who the fuck writes these goddam goals T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sadists T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: masochist says hurt me, sadist says no T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: they need to lay off the crack T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: So did your mom, but here you are anyway T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: yuppers T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: im about to go to a bong hit now T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: Gina the barmaid, lol T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: yes yes, stupid and easily amused T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ugh T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: fuck i killed google chromium by looking at kleisma on wikipedia T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: it told me a star trek quote about er is tot jim T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I read that note info as Subj: Propriety: Zombify and detect undead T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Though someone snuck necrophilia into aard... T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: though = thought T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, your mom was run off the mud last week. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Did she leave pics? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: They were confiscated and subsequently burned. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: No, but I gave her twenty bucks. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Better to nuke from orbit, just to be safe T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen nods. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: this is fucking retarded T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: motherfucker T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: I object to having to 'give head to kazmer' to complete this quest. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Hehe. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain goes, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Prude. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arystul: it's the unwritten... well in this case written.. book of the road T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: There's quite a few places where you need to give head to this person or that. Suck it up! T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: couldn't they at least take me to olive garden or something? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke comforts Erris. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: you could make a manor with an olive garden if you like T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: would it have unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: for a price it can have almost anything you like T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: $6.95 plus tax T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yojimbo: anyone played sexxy beach 3? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: does anyone actually use this channel its a bice feature T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dominion's Logo: fuck yeah we do T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck no T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck no! T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck taht I was too slow T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: fuck off, things were nice and quiet. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: fuck yea T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: haha eat shit T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Alas, your mom is too vile a subject even for curse chan. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: pottymouths T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck n fuck n fuck n FUCK! T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: nice T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: and fuck T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos is slapping RedRain with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: dont try the noble channel though... T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: not gay at all T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: sir- do you have any grey poop-fuck T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a manic gleam in his eye, TyaxonapoliquameVyragosXochi heads towards poor, virgin Xiucozcatl.. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: any way to see a list of curse chan socials? T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: ETA: fuck. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka tells A Frosty BeerCup to **click** their heels together three times and go FUCK THEMSELF! T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Well, you could use 'socials '.. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: 2 help files contain the phrase or keyword 'cock'. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain giggles. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: But Abelinc has a list of them on his site. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: ass T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: mis T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: yall are soo sweet....its like first grade T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: yeah just like first grade. only more virgins. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: adults curse too T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: socials cum gargle doesnt find anything... T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: see... fuckballs T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain laughs out loud at Xiucozcatl. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: socials asscheeae T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl acts like the fox he is and bounces around yiffily! T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: yiffily? nice T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i expected more from yiff T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: and a little diaturbing T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken rode into town on an ass. Yo mama's ass. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: I second the need for a cum gargle social. or, perhaps a cum bucket one. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: well yiff certainly is... something T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: ill spend the tp for it T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: well i know where to spen my trivia points T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: ahh the cum gargle channel where we can talk of all things cum garglie T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: heh night guys T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup stares at Ivar with disgust. What a cum bucket. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: As I said, your mom is unsuitable even for curse channel T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken waves goodbye to Tsumaten. T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol starling T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: my mom T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: you know who else is unsuitable for curse channel T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: your step daughter T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: actually shes my cousin but you know T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: a la woody allen T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: a la xar T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: hey im tryin to class up this cum gargling joint T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom isn't much better T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: i think this channel should be filled with cigar smoke and chatter and music T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: and hookers and blackjack T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: with the ever present smell of feet i would say T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: and strippers and texas hold em T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It is more likely to be filled with 12 year olds screaming that they boned my and cries of "FUCKING CAMPERS" and "FUCK YOU, IT'S A LEGITIMATE WAY TO PLAY" T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh wait, that's consoles T3/r5/2011-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: no, no, no. with strippers you get the smell of yeast, not feet. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: that smell on feet... thats fungus too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: thats call of duty T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: And every other FPS, ever. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: idk, that labyrinth pkroom makes me hate campers T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: your talk of FPS offends me T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: ima put up a campfire in there and all the fixins T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: well, to be fair, I did fuck your sister. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: who didmt fuck his sister T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: losers T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: and him T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: so true. what a cum bucket. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: show off too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: yeah what a semen container T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl gargles. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: she's fat too. we call her the sperm whale. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken gargles more fiercely than Xiucozcatl to assert his dominance. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: my mom! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: insanity wolf ! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: oopsies T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: well ill be T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: i have to shit like a russian racehorse T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: fuck yeah i finally switched it to english T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: what T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: the keyboard T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: its no longer fucking dutch T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Fuck baseball. Fuck all sports that have overtime or whatever and end up screwing with the programming schedule. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's ok you can download 2.5 men from torrents T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: yea fuckin up my simpsons dvr's T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: and it cut off before that walk-off grandslam last night T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon enthusiastically high-fives Coloring Colori! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lemon and lemontree should get married T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: And then all the fail would get sucked into a black hole? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake gets a little overexcited and covers Dread Lord Morinon in his own frosting! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Just the thought of baking makes M4ster Shake's layers moist and creamy. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake starts moaning. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake gives Dread Lord Morinon a nice long rubdown. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Owned. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you couldnt own your left or right hand T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I don't get that. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you should T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you shake it long enough T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake starts slamming his head into a drum repeatedly. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Congratulations, you know a bunch of socials. The only thing you owned is to your own idiocy. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is slapping M4ster Shake with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: He'll be here all night, ladies and gentlemen. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: believe that was a split infinitive T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Congratulations, you were offended by socials. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Offended? Lolno. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: wait wtf T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: You type a lot. :( T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Betrayal I believe I don't give a shit. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: what a bout a pee T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: give pee a chance T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Also, what infinitive? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: i have no idea T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: im all hopped up on snickers and pepsi T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: What have we said about taking drugs and MUDing, Betrayal? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: You should do it more often, the QDB needs moar quotes. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: yeah yeah ima wake up with a plunger in my butt again..heard it before T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: only do them when r kelly is around? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake is peering at the sky and slowly rubbing his long, hot, steel hard.. shotgun. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake informs Dread Lord Morinon that Daoine is not Pyre. he needs to look for sex elsewhere. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Shake, I very much doubt you could get into Retri's sex club right now. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon just got a face full of M4ster Shake's balls! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: 0: T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i know people i retri! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori struts proudly. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I very much doubt you could get sex at all, period. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon snickers with M4ster Shake about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: ooooo thats what she said T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: HEYOOOHH!!! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Well, I am glad to see my opinion of your intelligence is held up. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Yeah, because you're taking the measure of my intellect from a five minute textual encounter. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake golf-claps. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: And my opinion of the man is held down. :( T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Yeah, because you're taking the measure of my sexual ability from a five minute textual encounter. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: At least my experience with your intelligence is relevant! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I can smell the vasaline coming out of your butt. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fallopian Betrayal: sexting...mmmm T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I know you get sexed. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: That's your own butt you're smelling. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Good one. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: why would vaseline be coming out of his butt? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Shake, I will credit you with the following: you are not Kojiro. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: cus you put it there with your trollness kojiro? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Kojiro is on my ignore list. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake frowns. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Don't do that. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Then you miss out on the lovely fail! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: What, take him off? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: No way! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: i looked i up, there might be vaseline coming out a butt if somebody was stuffing a cock up there T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: heh. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: wtf T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: something your use to? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Congrats, you had to look up what everyone else merely inferred. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I'm not well versed in homosexual anal sex practices sorry. I thinks AIDS is transmitted like that. Be careful. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: Lots of butt pirates on aardwolf, heh? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: What happened to the good natured ball-busting that was going on? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Now it's just sad. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: they had to go buy some more vaseline T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Used too much on you, huh? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: nah, usef it on themselves T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: with their new toye T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake looks smugly at Vesilus and screams, "NO U!11 Vesilus!!" in his most classy voice, You are gripped by an urge to join in. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: Sorry, I'm not an Elton fudge-packer so.... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: What kind of fudge-packer are you? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: I'm not T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vesilus: Wonder when the fruit-cakes will be back with their butt-stuffing T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Buahahahaaa! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Butthole Surfers. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: PEPPER! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: I need water. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: And love. Who wants to love me? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: fuck? anyone? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Ask your mom T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos points excitedly at Starling's crotch! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Sigh. Lol. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: emote T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: hey is anyone heres mother fat T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yours T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu if i had a fat mother id know how to cook T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh by the way, do you know if blowfish 2 is a good cipher T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i don't see how the 2 things are related T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, fat people eat. people only eat a lot if food tastes good T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: cooking is how to make food taste good T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: in fact not knowing how to cook would be more conducive to obesity T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: therefore, if the person cooks food well, they have good tasting food, that they eat T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and by eating, they become fatter T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: with enough fattening, they become fat T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: like a turkey, or your mothers T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: lack of physical activity has more to do with getting fat than eating T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i am pretty sure most lardasses dont own a forklift big enought to allow them to cook T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jek so if i quest more and jog less, i can bulk up? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: coolness T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: by the way, guys, i'm superficially looking at chicks on a dating site T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: jogging definitely won't help you bulk up anything T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: do you think the chick at www.mypoppet.com/view_profile.html?user_id=428778&photo=3 is cute ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: is that your mother ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jek i heard it makes your balls work better T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, no, its a chick on a dating site that looks cute to me T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: so it is your mother T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: no, xiu =) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: want to see a photo of her in swimwear? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sure but you wouldnt show me T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: its a one piece suit with this neat sunset and seagull pattern T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: actually, xiu, do you have skype? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: guess T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: well she has a skype account T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu do you mind that she doesnt shave around her vulva T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: ok pretend i am interested for a moment T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: how can i verify it's your mom ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ask her about me T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: not good enough T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: side-by-side driver's license pics or it didn't happen. that is all. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, actually hey, if i refer people to this dating site, i can get credits T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, can i refer you? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: curse sweet, its www.mypoppet.com use referral id 439540 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: registration is free, but they charge you credits to use the site if you dont have a vagina T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i'll action that ASAP T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: thank you xiu, you're so action-ready T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, can i refer you too, ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: maybe i can pay people to register there with me as their referrer T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: itll be like acorn but for dating T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: cause, you know you want the first thing you say to your date to be "bitch, like i how i gamed the system? yeah." T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ano, no, lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i just hate paying for things solely because of my lack of a vagina T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: whether its beer, or dating websites T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: or rent, or a mazerati T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: strip clubs T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: vost the male strip clubs dont let men in free T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's the price you pay for being the superior and dominante gender T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and they charge women T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ano, how much is a maz worth, i know a guy selling a 92 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: my local strip club lets women in free T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: vost your local male club or your local female club T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: female strippers of course T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ok. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a vagina that's not being used...you can borrow it T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: well, the local female strippers give discounts if they like you, some even buy drinks for the guys T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: hurhurhur T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: mine was a jack+rumpleminz T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: yummy T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: it tasted kind of like butterscotch T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: a good bit, lemon. i'm not sure on exact value of a used one or anything, but they tend to run upwards of 75k T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: /h 5 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ano, even one that old T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: dang T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: no wonder he scoffed when i said i was shopping for a car in the 4k market T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: they're not that great of cars, truth be told. more effort put into comfort than function T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: so like a cadillac, but black? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: fancy toys, leather everything, that kind of thing T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: better off with a lexus T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: probably T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu nah, serial killers drive those T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: except from the 'get bitches' perspective T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: then maserati wins T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: they are toyotas with a cup holder T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ano, seriously, bitches like maserati? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: bitches like money T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: hence bitches like maseratis. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ok. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: so basically, a chick that is a money digging bitch, or gold digging or whatever, is it because thats the way her parents were? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: or is it more of an inner nature thing T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: no i think it's because when they're young they learn they can get things for free T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: so its like a reward seeking thing T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: like if when you were young, you got free tootsie rolls for ratting out your friends T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: you would later become an fbi or irs agent T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no chicks dig money because their psycology is evolutionarily geared to find a mate who will provide well for her and her spawn T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: that sort of thing? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: yes, taht's my assumption T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: i have no data to support it, of course T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's not true T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu so you think that corruption, manipulation, and sociopathology are evolutionairy advances? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no that just your mom T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: oh burn. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, so wait, what makes women tick T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sex T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: shoes T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Porn. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: money T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jek women do seem to like shoes. yeah T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: clocks T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: is it just me or does Lemon remind you of Vampiredude T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: akuri i never understood a love of money T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: women also drive the economy T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: vyragos ryke was sayin that too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure i tick though... i don't hear any strange "ticking" sounds T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: There was a qusestion? I always just assumed he was. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: men would live in cardboard boxes if women would fuck them there T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Men like sex more. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: i don't think it's shoes tho, i think that's just a further extension of the love of money. shoes being a way to display that money in endless variety T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl nods at Dr Jek. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: its one thing to love what money can buy... like souls and people and pizza T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would fuck you there jek :) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: or purses T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: YESSSS T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but loving money for itself seems stupid T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh. yes. purses T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: even transvestites love purses T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: as long as there was a door...don't want pervs peeking in on us T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: the bible even talks about them T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Devlyiik: This is one of the weirdest curse chats I have seen a while... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: you mean a flap not a door T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh. i know T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: beads T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you must be new here :/ T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whatever.. lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: generally people who love money dont just love money, but they are to stupid to express themselves clearly T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: a cardboard box with beeds T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: it'll be like retro 60s T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: beads could work, too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: but i think that the root of most of it all is still money you have that you are pretty much in regardless T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, do you prefer colored beads, or anal beads T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you mean i can't have colored anal beads?! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: akuri so then is a succesful thief better than a poor priest? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Me wanna get fucked in a box. >.< T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, not initially, but if you eat right, maybe T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: unfortunatly in our society yes T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: you need to be as bad ass as myself first T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: get nekkid down panhadle alley, then you will get fucked in a box T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: most people don't have a need for spiritual unless they are dying T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all this talk about women thinking money is important is making me think my husband is a woman....money is WAY WAAAAAY too important to him T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: akuri , you start dying as a fetus T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: so technically , in america, you are dying before you are even alive T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: more like the social status money brings is important T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon thats cause he is insecure T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: he thinks if he has no money that you'll leave him for a richer chrome dome T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: see above comment about expression T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want a picnic in the park...is that too much to ask for?! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, teach me to express myself T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i want to make drawings in yellow ink T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, there are ants in the park T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and they will ruin your picnic. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: maybe you should ask him for dinner at one of those covered gazebos instead T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the ants in florida are horrible, they will bite the fuck out of you T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: or maybe some nice sexing T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jek, not if you dynamite their lairs T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: invest in a flame thrower, they fix ants T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no flamethrowers allowed on base :( T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh youre at pensacola? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: yep T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: cool. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: lots of single rich chicks have beach houses there T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: any under 80 ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: yep. most of them under 40 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: and lots of them don't like sailors T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: yeah, darned lesbians hating semen T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: talk about lesbians, spend about 3 hours on base, and you'll see more lesbians than you ever wanted to see T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i'm not a sailor, but i do sometimes smell of semen T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jek, dude, i'd love to. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: sometimes I'll be like, why does that marine have hair.......o wait, definitely a chick T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: do they have a tricare service center on base? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: too bad most lesbians look like lemon's mom T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: NAS pensacola? I imagine, its fucking gigantic T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: cool. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: LMFAO! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i can probably get sponsored on then T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's cooking me dinner tonight so i shouldn't complain. he even went to the store to get me fruit cocktail and a soda T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, remember, if he starts buying you clothes, it means he doesnt want to see you naked T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sick, slept pretty much all day yesterday other than the 3 hours i had to sit at my daughter's tennis match T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: untrue T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Shanon, that can only mean one thing. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: yep, he must be fucking the bald janitor at the store T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: if he buys you a burka, he's a keeper T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: suck it harder, i want to see my balls shine! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Lol. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i got up, showered and got dressed...he cooked me breakfast. i went to leave for work and slipped on the wet steps. now i'm injured AND sick T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon... you should sue T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: wait, do you own the steps? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we rent T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: law-suit T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there's no side rail handle thingies T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: welcome to america, the land of the frivolous lawsuit T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not suing lol that's lame T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: hey jhav, you ever watch wings of gold? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Ha! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: the naval aviator show set in pensacola T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my left shoulder blade, hip/butt and arm are bruised T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: pics or it didnt happen T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: heh T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you just want to see my ass! pervert! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: omg omg my breasts are bruises. pics or it didnt happen. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, what is perverted about wanting to see the body of a goddess? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon laffs. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: just kidding, picture you as being like fatter than fat T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but for reals, i would sue T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am fatter than fat T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, do you think fat chicks have bigger breasts? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and so ugly and bald and missing all my teeth except 1 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, it's all fat! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i see T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: the ones with no teeth give better head anyways T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: one thing that gets annoying about asian chicks seems to be their small breasts T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: it almost makes you feel like a pedo T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: you ever noticed that? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Asians are uber hot. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i suppose you like anime too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: there're asian women who are packing too. ever heard of hitomi? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: I like small breasts. Pamela Anderson makes my balls look small. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: no. i was busy following the bout trial T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: she's like. triple f or some shit T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: hitomi from dead or alive? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ano, nice T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: no hitomi the jav idol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i usually like c-d cupped women T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: its nice to have breasts that fit the hand nicely, you know? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was a C before i had kids... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i like women who let me sleep with them T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: well said, sir, well said. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: B. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu i dunno, i find a lot of women smell bad in the morning T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i'd rather fuck them and then sleep alone T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Lol. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Quite the nice guy, you are. I'm sure the ladies line up for you. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: hope you got yours cause i got mine no get the hell out hahaha T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jhav i you ever fraternize with enlisted personnel? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme mews softly. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: akuri lol not quite like that, but like talk to them until they realize they can't spend the night T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: A few Navy folks. Not terribly many, though. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jhav, that must suck T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: man i feel randy now though T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, can i see those pics after all, i need to will down my libido T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: hows randy feel about that ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav snickers with Xiucozcatl about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu did you register there yet? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah ages ago T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: did you remember to add my referrerer id T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Need good advice. >.< T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: grab, i have good advice T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but the bad advice costs less T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: you sure you want good advice? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: my advice: don't ask here for advice T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Curse advice is good advice! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, what about this chick, mypoppet.com/view_profile.html?user_id=484664&photo=2 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: since'good' is subjective i'll have to let that slide T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: kind of small breasts, but a nice smile T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: nice hips and buttocks too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: looks like she'd have freckles down her chest and back. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: keep talkin im almost there T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Tlazocamatli. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ano, can i refer you to that site too, ill get a free credit for each 5 i refer T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: nah, i'm good on that. i live in the city with the highest ration of stripclubs per capita in the us T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: err. ratio* T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: tampa? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: no, oddly it's portland, oregon. surprised me too, when i moved here. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lots of horny guys or lots of desperate trailer trash single moms ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Merryland! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: no, more like lots of failing artists who need to pay the bills T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i guess it makes sense, since in portland you cannot pump your own gas. it requires hands on attention of an attendant T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: most the strippers i know tell me not to learn how, they say they wake up sore all the time. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: portaland mecca of artists now ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: no, sante fe is still the mecca of artists T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: artists and musicians, yupper. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: fuck that shit, sante fe is still the mecca X.X T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: and of course potheads. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: we have lots of those, too :) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: yeah, green cards are easiest in oregon T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: and bums. we have lots of bums. if you want to live in portland, you must develop the 'fuck you i don't have any change' reflex early. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: another oh i'm more creative T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i offer to pay them for work T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i once offered to give a begger with an iphone a free sleeping bag and some toilet paper (thats why they wanted the change) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but said they'd have to walk back to my apartment. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and they said no, i dont want to walk T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i'm thinking, well gosh. fine. drive then. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: another time, i give a begger a hat instead of change T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and then i walk back out, and they ask for change again like they were too stoned to notice it was me T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and i said no, but can i have that hat back if you dont want it anymore T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and they wouldnt give it back =) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: cool story bro T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: so i'm standing outside and arguing with them about it T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and that causes enough disturbance where the manager comes out and makes them leave T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh fuck this chick is like an 8 out of 10 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: www.mypopet.com/view_profile.html?user_id=483896&photo=6 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: ask her if she fucks on first dates ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: I'm not into American chicks, mate. XD T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: grabstimme, she's not american, she's from moskvaya T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu it costs 1 credit to send a mail on that site. i need to refer 5 people per credit T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: so i dunno if she's worth it, she's only an 8 out of 10 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: gotta have high standards... keep it real T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu, i am only a 7 on hotornot =( T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but i'd probably be higher if i had my shirt off T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: wise words from an aussie poet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: wise and aussie? laff T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: my score would probably drop sans-shirt >< T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ano let me refer you to the website ok? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: after xiu and you i just need 3 more and i get a free credit T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: purdy please T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: psh, fine, but i'm totally making a new fake gmail just for it. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: thats ok ^_^ T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lmao T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: its mypoppet.com and then use referral id, 439540 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: the only thing that bugs me is i get a girlfriend i wont have time to quest as often T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: You'll quest a lot mroe T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and i might have to start wearing deodarant T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: colori will be your girlfriend T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon no he wont, he said he hates me for having italian ancestors T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: alright, double check that that counted towards your total T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: lemme check T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: and, by the way, fear the create-a-new-gmail-account python script :) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww colori doesn't hate anyone except me T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: I wants a girlfriend. -sniff- T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: anotherguy, yep, it says i have 1 referral total T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: xiu's didnt add yet though because he maybe didnt really do it T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want a boyfriend T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon do you care if he's from the former ussr? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unfortunately i have a husband who says i can't have a boyfriend :( T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh. what a mean man T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ask him if you can have a lorena bobbit autographed kitchen knife T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i prefer an english speaking man T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't care if he's cute as long as he's nice T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: hey anotherguy, how many times can you register do you think? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: looks are just an added bonus lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: im guessing its one per person T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon me i'd rather have a hot chick than a friendly chick T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: well, not really. it didn't require any verification, so all you need is junk email addresses, you can do it yourself T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: otherwise it'd almost be like bestiality T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh nice. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: just make 30 or so fake accounts, and pump them all into the one real one T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i don't have any junk email addresses T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: bam, done. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: go make some, it's easy T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori yawns. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: the referral guide says that referrals should all be real T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori hugs A troll commander. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: yes, but how are they going to verify? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: manually T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: it says that they will verify manually T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: ok, so use a diff proxy each time you do it (or a laptop at public wifi) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's probably why you were looking for a date through an online service thingy and I am married :) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori giggles at SexyButt Shanon's actions. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon no, i am looking for a date because i do not have a vagina T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Coloring Colori's. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: if i had a vagina, people would be lining up. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's not true T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: yes. it is T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: hes looking for a date cus hes a 7 on trollornot.com T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a vagina and nobody is lining up for me... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then again i'm fat and ugly so maybe that's why T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon no, even fat and ugly chicks can get dates T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: you just need to make sure people know you'll say yes if they ask you out T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: don't have that unattainable aura T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, we just get married and it ruins all my fun T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav twitches nervously. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: jhav, do you prefer men or women in bed? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not a whore lol i'm picky T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon i heard that a lot of gay men are picky too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i'm straight, but im picky in that i dont like fucking ugly chicks T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that makes sense! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a gay guy trapped in a womans body!!! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: how fortunate. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: well, just 4 more referrals and i get a free credit T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: this is easier than treecash T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: if only xiu's referral had been real T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon can i refer you to the site too? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Falling in love with the Gorillaz again. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: sunshine, in a bag T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: free credit for what? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: colori for hte dating website T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: every five people i reference in i get a free credit that i can use to send mail T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: colori is cute, he doesn't need no stinkin' dating site to get a date! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: he doesnt have to use it, just signing up with my referral id and i get counted T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lmao T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: ill just leave what lemon said alone T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i always figured colori was an art guy and got free chicks that way. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: art? lol far from it T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: whats with all the coloring then lol T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we're going to have babies together... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he just doesn't know it yet T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: shanon, oh like in the danny devito movie T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: altho my body is covered in art T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: nice. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i know a stripper that also does tattoos T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but she charges a buttload to put ink on T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: stds are free right? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have cooties...if that helps T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i didnt inquire. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you should T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: she told me to make sure to not get crabs from anyone else though T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: im sure you could pick up vd at half price T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: color do you think that crabs will die if you are in a chlorinated pool? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: take a dip and find out T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i dont have them T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: she warned me that she wouldnt like me as much if i got them from another stripper though T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and duede, she's hot. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: psh, all the cool kids have crabs. (and piss their pants) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: she actually can do tricks and gymnastic moves on the poles, not just twirl around T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and she's got nice d cup breasts T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and smooth skin except for the ink and bullet holes T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: So she's a dog? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and her lips taste just like chapstick T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: this your mom again ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and they're soft like carpet T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and she has really really strong thighs T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and soft hands... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: dude, she's awesome T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: if she says not to get crabs. i'm gonna not to get crabs T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and thats final T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and csection scars right? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: nope. no csection scars T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I'm pretty sure you're never going to have to worry about getting crabs. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Momma Lemon sounds pretty demanding. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori giggles at Rascally Ryke's actions. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ryke i hear if you keep shaved its harder to get them T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: just like with lice T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Shaved adds an extra inch or so of percieved length T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: perceived* T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh does it? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I may have hod that correct already...whatever T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i have just over 6.3 inches of length until i get erect T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but if i can make it look bigger, maybe that'll get me laid more T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah show you cock to chicks when asking for a date, that'll help T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i hear if you stop shaving it though it itches like real bad when it grows back T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Yup. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: But your legs are worse. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: so if i shave somebody's balls while they're passed out, they'll itch for like a month? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: legs are , really? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i never thought of shaving my legs. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yeah, but the jokes on you, bc you touched another man's balls T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you like handling passed out men's scrotums ? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: vakieh shrug, my dentist and my doctor both do that already T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: also sexual assault... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: not my priest though, oddly T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: vakieh do the balls count as sexual assault, i thought just the penis did T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: and before your testes drop, does that mean its not sexual assault to handle an 98 year olds balls? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: that's what my lawyer said T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: a 9 or 8 T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Die in a fire...preferably one you lit... T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: vakieh, i cant, i dont know how to start a fire T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: im a city boy. you understand pardner T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's like fapping but with wood, you should be good at it T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: hey vakieh, can ir efer you to the site? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: efer XD T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: hello, I'm fucking saying hello because I just became fucking lvl 5. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: fuck you T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Firewalls: fuck you T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fuck your mo. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: I like this channel already, fuckers. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: good bitch T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Firewalls: fuck yea T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: suck my goddamned balls T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: erris can suck it too T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: >_> T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble ) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: I'll cut your balls off then suck them. :D T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble ) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble ) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: ack T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: my bad T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: Um I'm not that easy Gobble. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: yes but you would find yourself intoxicated within my aura T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: you mean chloroform? T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: ha! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: if you like it that way T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gobble: i chloroformed my dog once T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: you fucks! why are you so quiet! Fuck it up, man! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fuck your mom up. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: she's an old lady. get a young woman, for fuck's sake. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: now lets not discriminate T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: my god, this is the nicest channel of them all. Everyone is no nice, sissy, and emasculated, it's so DAMN QUIET! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: =))))) T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: you can fuck me anytime sweetheart. just bring your tits with you. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gullie shakes his head at Shannon. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i'll leave them at home where they are safe T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I don't think even a desperate junkyard dog in heat would fuck you. T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zannugawa: You were the biggest mistake to ever squeeze out of your mother's wet slit T3/r5/2011-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: now we're talking T3/r5/2011-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: "Grizrol is grumbling at you... what'd you do? Grizrol tells you 'Waking me out of hours! This will cost you extra!'" <-- BASTARD. T3/r5/2011-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: whatta fuckin' waste T3/r5/2011-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just like your mom. T3/r5/2011-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: no....its MY MOM!!! T3/r5/2011-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: not YOUR mom T3/r5/2011-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: get it right T3/r5/2011-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: you know who else thinks starling has the name of a bird.......MY MOM!! T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: dammit....bad beer is worse than bad sex......but like bad sex, I do it anyway T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: I think I left my libido on the bus T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: fucking public transportation T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Some homeless guy probably took it. T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nephet reminds everyone that five is right out. T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh reminds Nephet that five is considered fisting, when it's all in. T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: the mind boggles (at least my filthy mind does) T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barleywind: seems Vakieh also has a filthy mind T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: Just got reamed shopping for eq, which is appropriate since now I'm not wearing pants. T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: didn't get the memo about respecting Saudi customs and traditions either, huh? T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: guess not T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: Wow, there is no hiss social? WTF T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: make one T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tetsugakusha: goddamn the academy is long T3/r5/2011-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: yea, it really is T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SanyaTheDark: fuck, fuck, fuck!!! T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SanyaTheDark: mad T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh No! SanyaTheDark is looking to demote someone! Better get on his good side! T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SanyaTheDark: fuckin a.... T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: If your girlfriend cheats on you, its because you fuck her like a wimp. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl nods. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rammiel: i fucking hate mazes T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: I fucking aggree! T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grabstimme: Typo. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: is being super-nice in curse is a violation of the channel rule? T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Devlyiik: No T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: yes fuck T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yes, it's almost like a personal attack. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Devlyiik chuckles politely. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: potato T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: I'm conflicted by the conflicting answers. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: put your fucking potato up your ass Jek :P T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: squid T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: lol T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: hmm, that might be fun T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: sit on it T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yeah...it'll be like mashed potatoes with gravy T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: mmmmmm....brown gravy T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: since when did curse channel became grotesque channel, you sickcos T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if you do it with a friend, he can put sour cream on it. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you will have to supply the corn, though T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: since always T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: That's okay...he can scrape off a few genital warts for corn T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dishdash: ewwww T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: tfitd T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: then he can put two fingers in the dick...all the way in T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: now this calls for the "Gross" channel. T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: desc says it is X-rated T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: id say that is accurate T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: shit T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: how do you make polish stucco? T3/r5/2011-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: paint over the boogers T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ...here T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zannugawa: Rofl T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Now all the people with curse off will DIE FROM THE SUSPENSE T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: doesnt need to read the operating instructions on the fudge packing machine ? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke grins evilly at Vakieh. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Play for me Slash. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Vunterslaush T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: u mean Saul Hudson? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Isn't that the guy from the Gargoyles movie? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: no, it's Slash' real name T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix :O The more you know! T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Fuuuuck I hate that Twilight Zone theme >.< T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: werewood? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsumaten: fuckin crabs T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: got the clap eh T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SanyaTheDark slams out a quick rimshot at Vyragos's comment. He's hot tonight! T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rammiel: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rammiel: i am fucking fed up with mazes full of angry mobs. i got stuck in one so fucking long i ran out of potions T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: you and me both :P T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eventine: nenukon? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thunderous Norton: backp T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thunderous Norton: fuck T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: bitch! T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: shit T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krishnal: what? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Killajoe: FUCK I HATE THIS DAMN ACADAMEY BULLSHIT T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: RAAAAAAGE T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav declares the academy a waste of time, then asks how the hell do you play this mud anyway?! T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: it's like free experience T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bertilak is agreeing with that Jhav person again... T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: HULK SMASH PUNY EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: you can probably get by without doing the academy if you have a lot of MUD experience from other games, but if you're completely new it's a must T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Even if you have experience, it's good to know how things work here.. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: Yeah, this MUD has a lot of things that are identical to other MUDs, but this one has its own unique things too. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: also, you should do the academy regardless for it's reward T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Although Aard is the most user-friendly MUD I've played anyway, so there's that. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anchius: i've played on other muds for may years, this one is much more complicated T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: Yeah, I think Aardwolf's user-friendliness is why so many people still play. I've played in MUDs where people are jerks if you're new. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: And better. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: We're never jerks to new people here. Not ever! :x T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: People are jerks regardless. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: Aard is user friendly until you look at goals, then its 'fuck your sanity, spend 1 hour trying to figure out the exact stupid text string to advance the goal' T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: It what makes Aard wuv. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: I agree fully with that, Dek T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anchius: goals are a waste of time though, so i wouldn't recommend doing them T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: That's just false. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: No they aren't. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: But what I mean is if you're going to have a cyberpunk MUD with a Matrix decking Internet in it but you're not going to give a decking tutorial or make a lot of helps, expect your Newbie channel to have lots of the same questions. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Indeed, they are most certainly NOT a waste of time. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: SOME goals are wastes of time. Some give you significant benefits, allowing you fast access to various portions of the areas, giving portals, or removing aggro. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: Tournament Camps is. I've wasted hours on this fucking horrible goal T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Portals is the big thing for me. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: If the newbie academy in Aardwolf is really frustrating someone, then maybe Aardwolf isn't for them. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: Yeah, academy is a really well written goal T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: It holds your hand through the whole thing. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anchius: yeah, because it's more interactive than the rest of the goals T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Giving you a feel of what a goal is like not an imitation of all goals and how the should be. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: they^ T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: depends on how you approach them anyways. i thought camps was a pretty easy newbie goal myself. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: No, I mean if you can't even learn how to play the game--goals or not--then maybe Aardwolf isn't for you. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anchius: farm is the eaiest goal ever. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Farm is easy. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I like the ones that give you a little qp. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: When I looked really quickly at my class' allspells list, I misread "meditation" as something else. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: was "it" at 100%? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: 0% T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury goes, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: I don't get it until 53 T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: most people get "that" skill around 13 T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: in broken homes maybe T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: i got that skill T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: they should have masturbation and it should replenish all hp T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: waste of protein T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: and take away all moves? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: har T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: yeah lol T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: but if you use it too much, then you go blind. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: and webbed? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: one day, over the course of one week... ALL little kittens in my area DIED! T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anotherguy: god was very angry that day. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: fucking hell T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: oops wrong channel T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: which level is that? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: it is the 3rd level of hell IRL....if u wanna know T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: How'd you get the answer so fast? T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: been there.....done that T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain rolls his eyes, disgusted. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: hell is perspective oriented....it was that way for me ....my firt go round T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: "All the water in Hyrule passes beneath Zora King's balls." T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: geez, so many bonus periods T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: I'm sure we could provide you with bonus commas if you wish. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: I'm fond of semicolons, actually. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i keep trying to tell the bitches of the world that a period is a bonus, they don't seem to agree. T3/r5/2011-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erris: boooooo T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: FUUUUCKK T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte is slapping Pwi!Nc3sS Squilo with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Someone Semoene and its Right Hand are married! ] ] ] T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Trolol. T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: daaammmmmmmnnnnn T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: gee what i miss? T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: nuthin' T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I'm procrastinating... have some catching up to do on work.. and an oven to clean T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: quite depressing T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: an oven! I love an oven! T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: try cleaning two ovens at the same time. a double decker T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: have a presentation to give to some executives on friday... tomorrow is the 'practice run'... I am so thrilled about it.. I've been in my new job for about a week T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: double fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: presentations rock. I usually record 'em and post it in video. T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: they should watch my glorious assertions in my full naked glory T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bakulu: fuck (because i can) T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: yeah, did that too, now i have kids T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bakulu: lol T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me too! T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't learn go quick....i have 3 kids T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: heh, only 2 for me T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: so far... T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bakulu: just one for me haha T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, i got fixed(broken) after the last one T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 3 c-sections is enough for my little body lol T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: i want a vasectomy for christmas. i need to quit while im ahead T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: got one of each T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have 1 boy and 2 girls. the girls are M U C H easier than the boy T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: girls only work in even numbers. T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wanted my last girl to be a boy. I only wanted 1 girl. of course i wouldn't change anything now, but... T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I've got a whole lifetime's worth of experience to back this up T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my first daughter is practically perfect....she's just like me :D T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: my son is the most laid back kid ive ever seen. his temper tantrums consist of him flopping forward onto the floor and lying there T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my youngest daughter is a great kid....we just don't click as well. she's way too much like her dad lol T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: heh T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: both of my girls are straight A students...my son, well, he thinks C's are great. hey, it's passing! T3/r5/2011-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Xiu's an ass-baby. His mom did his dad and nine months later he came running out begging Dad not to eat onions anymore. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kreuzen: oh fuck T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krishnal: refreshing T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fucking is curse T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I'm watching House and they keep saying "Abigail! ABIGAIL!"... I can't watch the episode cause its driving me up a fucking wall. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...but you just said you're watching it. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Make up your fucking mind. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Wow... I got caught up. Fuck you and your logic Ryke. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: IN THE BOTTOM T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Hey! Say what you want about my mother, but you leave my logic out of this! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Ok... Your mother is so fat that uhhh it negatively affects her self esteem. BAM! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: BURN. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix changes her pretitle to Burninator. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chillycat: your mother is so fat that she considers going on a diet? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Never titties? That's depressing. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit answers "no, no problem at all." So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: heard it before T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: choke T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: she gagged T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: bugga T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: saw that comin a mile off T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: dammit T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: yourse was just as bad T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: my dad used tease me with that when I was a kid, he would just say 'so theres a bear and a rabbit in the woods' T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i can stoop lower T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: then i turned 18 and he told me that one T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: lol T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: then he told me the beginning of another one, and now i have to wait till im 21 T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: now u can google rite.. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: good point T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: lol T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: its somethin about like a priest a nun and someone else at poker table T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island. The Norwegian shoots the other two. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunsnroses: anw, what did he tell u ? beginning of the new story? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: yeah, that was it T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Outlaw Gullie's eyes begin to glow red. Wonder what he is thinking?! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: backstabing with a rubber fist, probably would be effective :P T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Outlaw Gullie: more like a spotty rubber dick. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte beams proudly as he whips out his spotted dick. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte: like this? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you should get that looked at T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chillycat: have you ever even eaten it? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte: or that? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nope, I'm sheltered...I've never eaten dick :-) T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Betrayal grabs his zipper and gets an evil grin on his face. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Electrobite screams in agony as he is bludgeoned by Remarto's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte: yeah,you only sucked dick T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you eat pieces of shit? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: You eat shit for breakfast!? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to Saint Cuthbert! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Ha haaaa, Happy Gilmore. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Electrobite becomes rigid and glassy-eyed as Remarto wildly titters him! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SanyaTheDark mutters something quietly to himself. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: so what you mean to say is hes a fucking idiot T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: a giant chode, yes T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: arghh.. what an awful monster.. (R) This monster is a revolting combination of human and cock. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: hmm, Bin's alt? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a dickhead, huh? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: master?.......my motherfuckin' ass. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: wrong chan T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: master, master, wheres those dreams that I've been after T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so you want someone to master your ass....? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: please. T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: master, master, promised only lies T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: interesting T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I AM THE ASS MASTAH T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: get it jek! T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: is it a gal? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: nope, count me outn T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: out* T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: wait, rephrase, does it look like a girl? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: lo9l T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: it might be one of those emo hippies T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ooo, those aren't any good T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: I fucking love this channel T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: they listen to that screamy music, and it makes me wanna start choking people out T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: isnt it fucking grand? T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you should try gclan T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: which in turn places me in jail T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: as a rule, I don't wander on to gclan unless I 'm highly inebriated T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: <=====drinking heavy all day T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: well for 3 hours anyway T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I wish T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no drinky in the barracks :*( T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: poor squid T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus ) T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I'd never leave T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: so it works out somewhat T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: the 3/4 mile hike back from the bar (with taco bell, of course) is very fun when you're shit faced T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: then you have to get in the barracks, which involves talking to the quarterdeck watch (also fun) and walking up two flights of steps (most fun) T3/r5/2011-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: I've done this many times and not recalled doing any of that the next morning T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: What the fuck is this shit? "The + operator has been replaced." FUCK YOU, GOOGLE. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah switch to bing, fuck google T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: can't be screwing with their facebook bid, now T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke snarls angrily. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: oh crap my gmail inbox is empty... google really does know all T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also known as the Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaxx: Ha! So true. You'd be better with a rusty razor blade that snapped off on one side. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Pretty Emily Must Drop And Suck? T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Too obscene, I can't use that in class. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh, well. ... Mine wouldn't work, then. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Depending on the class, it might have better retention T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke snickers with Vakieh about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It would definitely, but I'd still get in trouble. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: One of the profs got in a bit of trouble for using penis size as his introduction for the normal distribution T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Could also be used to discuss reasons for false data :-P T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Purple Elephants May Accost Sailers T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Wait, I accidentally a letter T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Purple Elephants May Dolefully Accost Sailers T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: snicker T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods, but it actually is normally distributed, like most other quantitative characteristics. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TrEz mutters, "fuck you" at no one in particular. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: "iTunes must restart to finish installation" - bitch if I won't restart for the OS, what makes you think you have a hope of having me do jack shit? T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: dicknballs T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: sllabnkcib T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: sllabnkcid! T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: cocknballs, Adam Sandler says so! T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: ahhhh.....i love this channel T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: he also did a bit called The Longest Piss. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: chicks dig it T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Dokkar I don't believe you. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: There is no celebrity comedian slash actor named Adam Sandler. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: chicken feed T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: I certainly wouldn't call him a comedian T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: What you have been experiencing is an elaborate delusion. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: I kid, he's not bad. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: like a dream? T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: A defense mechanism caused by your brain to save your sanity from the harrowing tribulations of your life. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: i hate adam sandler T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: I don't believe in Adam Sandler, he's doesn't exist. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they're all gonna laugh at you! T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: i follow in Shake's cult T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: as far as A.S. goes T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Don' T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Don't lie, you'd follow me into hell. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and, really, pushing someone in a portapotty down a hill in the middle of winter is FUNNY! T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: it's fucking hilarious T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Port-a-john abuse is the best for giggles and chortles. T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I sense a level of sarcasm in your voice that suggests you were the butt of that joke, Vastilos... T3/r5/2011-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: thank you fuckin T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luna Cat Eleksis: oh no you're a sugar bowl? T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShenDragon: i beginning to really fucking hate mobs with see invis T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: why u fucking swearing? T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: fucking shit this bitch is insane T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: tell her you decided to take a bite out of someone else with more flavor ? T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bulll: lol wat is T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: i would rather not hurt her feelings T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: she is clearly unstable T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: awww T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: who cares, dump her ass and move on. T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: well said T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tialynia: hahaha T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: or just keep her for the weekly spring adjustment T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: i should just kill her and wait for a repop T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bulll: shit no action tonight :( T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: damage T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TrEz mutters, "fuck you" at no one in particular. T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what do you mean? Game 2 of the World Series is on tonight. T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: who's playing in the world series? i havent been following it T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Cardinals and Rangers T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: and the only holes I like being buried in are pink and wet T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: good one haha T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thress: you dont say T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pixiedust: feel better? T3/r5/2011-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: no, i'll get in trouble if I start fucking yelling T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: noooooooo T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav tries to wear an 'I FINGERED Rascally Ryke BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT!', but is too inexperienced. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i need some fucking toast T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Here you go - http://imgur.com/gallery/calvt T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Seriously, nothing? Come on people, this is comedy GOLD right here... T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I just assume any links I find here are midget porn and so I avoid following them. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ryke, why, did you give it up for lent T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Mostly because I doubt there's anything new to add to my collection. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: vakieh, dude, i finally found the keymap i wanted T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: but i cant figure out how to see which .gz file has the matching map T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: im wanting to learn a german made neo keymap. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvix: shit I love raise daias revenge T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvix: shit I Fuckin love daias revenge T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chillycat: disease T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvix: orgie? T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: orgy... T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimonde: please tell me the intelligent people use this channel and not shortcut word using commoners T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: Bellend. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimonde: swell! I hate it when those people type like that. Especially cursing. It's offensive to the wonders of cursing.. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: like fu? T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimonde: hey this is a curse channel fuck is allowed T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: very true T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimonde: so how goes it with users of the curse? T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: my day sucked and my boss is a dickhead ... other than that pretty good T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Frosty BeerCup: you sucked your bosses dickhead? kinky! T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimonde: I'm still at school. I aint got no boss. But don't let my age fool you. I fully grasp the wonders of swearing and intelligence. I do not type as common teenagers do T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: lol fuck you too T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rammiel: the wonders of swearing and cursing??? I think I speak for everyone when I ask what the fuck are you talking about? T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: lolol T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimonde: it's a wonderfull thing to be able to curse and love doing it. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rammiel: I guess I am not that kind of guy. I simply do it naturally or out of anger. T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: fuck T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: i did it again. stupid rm command T3/r5/2011-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke tells everyone to, "Read the fucking announce board already!" T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: meh T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: shut the fuck up T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: There is a new thief skill called 'knife fighting'. fuck yeah T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: im a thief T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Hey guys--apparently we're trying out this new V3 thing T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Did we skip a V? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I guess so! T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: no roll it back, i hate changes T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: wats the v3 thing? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte waves a large bright yellow sign reading "It's coming in v7 !!" T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: wat the fuck is the v3 thing? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That's when Aardwolf gets 3d integration - WOOH, 3D POPPY TEXT! T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke goes, "Whee!" T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: the text pops right out of the screen T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Wait, are we going to need glasses? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte: 3rd upgrade of aardwolf T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yeah - but they will have aardwolves all over them. so it' T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ...it's cool T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Awesome! T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you can get a spray for that T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: wats the new aard like? Im on my cell T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte: go spam gclan T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sorry, 3d isn't available on phones just yet T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear an htc can do it though T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you can see jpg avatars of all your favorite imms T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: thats why im asking T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: As well as xterm colours, you can specify 'depth' for the 3d effect T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: SO people WITH the NEW aard SEE this IN 3d T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yeah, also it has instances T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte: just look at it skew and it becomes 3D T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: one more glass of absinthe and i dont need the new hardware T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: But how cool is it to have the mobs fly out at you T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: ive never played arrd on the computer T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Missing out on all the cool effects then T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte: Aardwolf in video form with HD 3D T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: wat cool effects? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 3d text - wordart style T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 8x anti-aliasing T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oceania: wats that? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: We should totally rename to Arrd for next Talk Like a Pirate Day. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It isn't arrd now? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Been listening to too many Hookers, I think T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: shiver me timbers ya bilge rat T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Kythrala acts like Santa but instead gives you coal! T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luna Cat Eleksis goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Kythrala: what you doing on curse T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel nauseous as Apocolyte hits Luna Cat Eleksis in the eye with a used tampon. Careful, you might be "it" next! T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luna Cat Eleksis: talking? T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Luna Cat Eleksis tells Apocolyte to fuck off and die. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apocolyte falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: just think if the indians gave the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey we'd all be getting a piece of ass for thanksgiving instead of turkey T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvix: lol T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viridi: just think if the indians gave us our blanket back we'd all be dead T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sentimental: damit T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sentimental: fuck! T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain yawns. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: god fuck shit suck mother fuck T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Vyragos needs to poop. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: close one there, Senti-fucking-mental. That kinda shitty PG language isn't tolerated here. T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sentimental: lmfao whatever T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lmao: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/357d4x/ T3/r5/2011-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rammiel: - 30 T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: how many motherfuckers can say they're psychotic T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: 3 T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru buries his nails in Xiucozcatl's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD! T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: wrong T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: alot T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: but who cares T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: generaly pussys that say it arent T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: 1 and its me T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: like i stated T3/r5/2011-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: just like altar boys T3/r5/2011-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I asked for free boobs, all I got was endless penis...that's Chatroulette for you I suppose T3/r5/2011-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: ffs T3/r5/2011-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NoGnomes: hen T3/r5/2011-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archmage Ged: cock T3/r5/2011-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pixiedust: cock sucking mother fuckers =) T3/r5/2011-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinistre: ? T3/r5/2011-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Best advice ever on morning TV today: 15 year old boys should take ID of girls they plan to have sex with so they don't violate the law that you are not allowed to have sex with anyone below 15 (this is sweden). I'd like to see a 15 year old boy that thinks about that in a situation like that. T3/r5/2011-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ...they should steal the girl's ID? Nice! T3/r5/2011-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: Mother's suction DEVASTATES you. [32] T3/r5/2011-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Those gargoyles in Umari have a pretty shitty password... T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: kill gargoyle? T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Shitty shit. shit. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It could be worse T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It could be "password" T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke blinks innocently at Leg and an Armenia. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Or 'password1' - that's more secure, right? T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Wahah... T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: It totally is, there's a number in it! T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Pa55w0rd!% T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I use pAsSwOrD1 T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: or the password could be on a post-it note stuck to the gate T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: password password password1 T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: mis T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Taped under the desk drawer T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lol wargames T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Or good old windows security - press Esc T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: ah yes, the win95 hack T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I'm still boggling over the idiocy of that. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I really want to hear an interview with the guy that ok'ed that design T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: well it's still more successful than linux T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl looks around afraid for his life. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Fucker T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Linux - it's not just for Hipsters now!...oh wait T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Curse moar T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That said, my uni is making me compile in Solaris this semester...fuckers T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Ewww, Solaris? T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: my uni force us to compile and sumbit on sunOS boxen T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored her. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yes, solaris, the most commercially successful unix variant T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: how does one pronounce that? Xiucozcatl O.o T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: most people pronounce it "asshole" T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ZUN-tee T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I pronounce it Shoo Cockz Attle T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: zhou-cozz-cat'l T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Geshundheit T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie: zee-oo-co-wtf T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Also, you should probably see a doctor about that T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's ok i got a cream for it T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh, okay T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I prefer my shoecock interpretation T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: im rubbing it on right now T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia snickers with Shellfishie about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl starts moaning. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That brings up the weirdest mental image, Vakieh.. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Imagination - the bane of internet users everywhere T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: well each to their own, i wont judge your shoe fetish T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I'm not sure I really -needed- this to be rolling around in my head, but.. oh well. Worse things live there, I guess.. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Purple Sex Puppy - roll that through the mind machine a bit T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ... T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: How did Barney get into this? T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: How does your mom get into any of this? T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: YAY STARLING IS BACK. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: lots of lube T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: I'm sorry. WHAT?! T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/lickilicky.jpg T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke peers intently at Vakieh. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: I CANT SLEEP LETS RUNAWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK BLAH BLAHBLAH T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: best pokemon ever http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/827859/80714486.jpg T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ...*hard rock* IF YOU MAKE OUT IN HERE I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS OF WITH A *ultra high pitch* LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIFE T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: socials T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: anyone wanna help me with my campaign im looking for yota timo in nenukon T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: fuck curse T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: cursed for 15 minutes T3/r5/2011-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that would be so awesome. Just hex the shit out of your ex so she comes back doing the peepee dance begging for a good reaming from you. T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: What kind of fucking idea is that? T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke blinks innocently. T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Kid didn't like getting pwned - got sand in his vag - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ijG8RY16A T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: ..what T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: anybody wanna talk? T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Fuck. T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: dirty? T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: any, Im bored so... T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: shit! T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: yep, lets just list off swear words T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: i will chat, hold on a bit im questing T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: enjoy the quest, I personaly hate quests T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: any ozzy osbourne fans online? T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: yeah dog T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: im listening to him right now T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: on earphones T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: sweet T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drudens: haha T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sabimaru: ok im ready to talk? T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NoGnomes: why does alias f'... Blow?!? T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magnebam: whatsup T3/r5/2011-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NoGnomes: &1&12$671$#&#&1$ T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lyrion: All I know is ball, and good... T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: what no queef social either? geeez can you believe this game? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: WHERES THE QUEEF! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: who smelt it dealt it! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i got your halfling right here! lol T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ...i mean...whole.ling...the whole damn thing! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: O.o T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: boobs? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Yay! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl wobbles his genitals in a completely non-gay fashion. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: see how uncool that was xiu? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahaha T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored her. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: shit fuck hell? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: electrified anal beads ! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Kinky T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: you have the patent on those? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: fuckity fuck fuck? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets sunburnt T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: What a shocking product. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: go away Ryke..nobody invited you...lol jk T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: I invited him T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: damn T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: In related news, I processed photos today of a woman pre and post boobjob T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: SO shut the fuck up T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I must say I was impressed by the doc's work T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: well I'll have to challange both of ya when i ever remort *grin T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: cuz ima show you how a lvl 1 can kick some ass T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke snickers with Leg and an Armenia about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: BTW, your joke was awesome, Vakieh. Those that did not get that reference should go hide somewhere. :) T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Challeng Timmain first for that one...or Daeric if he's into that sort of thing T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: challenge* T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Boob jobs make me sad. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i'll be impressed when you photoshop you penis between her boobs T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: can i just challange an IMM? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Roses are cars... Violets are buckets... This poem makes no sense... boobs T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i just gotta show you guys how badass I am, ya know? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: She went from like an A to a D, it was epic T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: prison rules bitches! ima take down the meanest dude out there.... T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You're a regular Emily Dickinson! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: rofl T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i just farted on you Ryke but you were sleeping T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Also, I just realized how terrible a name Dickinson is. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: you know wat i hate? fat chicks with a cups T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: You know what I hate? Dudes with penises. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: penis envy ? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Obviously! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: lol T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia snickers softly. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: So honest. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Honesty is the best.. er.. .. something. Way to get laid? I don't know. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl coughs loudly. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Honesty is the best way to get laid with a smart chick...for others, best avoid facts, etc T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: I'm smart :D T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: PICS OR GTFO. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahaha T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oh wait, you said smart T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i have nothing chick want so honesty is the worst policy T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia snickers softly. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: you have a name no one can pronounce T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: are you female and does that turn you on ? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: That's a name? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Better put on those protective lenses! Asharak has got that look in his eyes again! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Anyway, Vakieh figured out how to say it, I think. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Shoecock T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Indeed. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: smelly T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: And that's why I like it T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Females love shoes... and... stuff T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It's like crotch rot, but with laces T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: come get it baby T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I pronounce it quick so cattle, is that even close Xiu? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i like female shoes too *winky T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Welcome to the disease there's no cure for T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I like shoes when they have women in them. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: well duh T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Never got the foot fetish...why would you be interested in the lower 10%? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I have no idea. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: but sometimes i wear my grandmothers panties and her shoes and dance around like a ballet chick T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: but i mean, who doesn't T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh raises his hand. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i hear shoes have men in them too sometimes T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: yea dude, when im dancing around in my gma's panties like i said T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: I prefer the fun bits. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: where do you wear these panties? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: is this turning into some kinda fantasy chat for you? lol T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: sure why not T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: *logging activated* T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahaha T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckin shit! shit fuck! goddam Chinese takin it over! weeeeeeeeee T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NoGnomes: curse T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke rapidly nods twice at NoGnomes, in complete agreement. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: pushin the boundaries there gnomes T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Well said, sir. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ok im done...ya'll know i only play this from work and guess what...i gotta get some fuckin work done..gettin busy here at the hospital...ppl dyin all the time here I go to the rescue!!! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: Parkensin' T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: what's your bosses email? :) T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fuck'em, if they gunna go getting themselves all fucked up lett'em die T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NoGnomes: bellow T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leg and an Armenia: I like eggs T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: fertilised or scrambled ? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NoGnomes: removed T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious slaps Turie. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: ever say that shit aghin mfer! T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Rangers vs Cardinals who wins? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Discuss. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the therapists win. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: LOOK AT THE MUTHA FUCKIN RANGERS CHOKE T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: YO UWATCH T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: can you imagine the carnage if the whole series was as dramatic as the last two games? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE LIVING LIFE AS ONE YA HOOOO HOOO. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: Not gonna happen, hippie, you watch fuckin' baseball or else. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: now that baseball's over, we can farm out our heroes to the cricket leagues and have them re-enact the World Series. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: YOU SHUT UP YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: ITS NOT OVER T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: GO TO BED T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: REAL MEN DONT WATCH CRICKET T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: in russia crickets watch you T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they do if pro baseballers took it over. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eventine: no, they watch hockey :P T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: IN RUSSIAN AZTEC MAKES YOU T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: OR MAYAN OR INCAN W/ETF FAG MADE HIS NAME ABOUT T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: incans for life T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: He's all, "YA MAN MAYAN CALENDER ENDS ON DEC> 21 2012 I WIN YA I KNOW THE TRUTH T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: WRONG T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: baseball fans will watch baseball players do everything. It's like a sick fetish, the kind that creeps you out a little bit yet you know is ultimately harmless. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: WRONG T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: my name is about stirrin up emos who care about screen names T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: U R WRONGF T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: SAYS AUSSIE WHERE EMO WASN'T EVEN AMDE T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Frankman: is there a slit wrist social? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swirls of darkness dance around Xiucozcatl. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: YA ITS DELETE T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Courae: why would you want a social when the real thing is so much fun? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar is hitting on Frankman to join him in the crypt. Wow, he sure has a way with words. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake snarls at Dokkar. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake punches Dokkar playfully. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake says, 'COCKFAG' to Dokkar. The lucky git. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Just the thought of baking makes M4ster Shake's layers moist and creamy. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: ssuicide T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl just slid his dagger through his stomach! You feel sick... T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake punches Xiucozcatl playfully. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: EVERYBODY'S WORKIN FOR THE WEEKEND. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: Unless you are occupying wall st T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: E'reBODY NEEDS A SECOND CHANCE YO UWANT A PIECE OF MY HEART YOU BETTER START FROM THE START YOU WANNA BE IN THE SHOW? COME ON BABY LETS GO? T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: in which case you are going freeze that fat lazy fuck ass off T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake nutcups. T3/r5/2011-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake continues to nutcup to Dexx's WANG circle-jerk message. T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross: If you're in the mood for some extremely random (and often vulgar) overdub hilarity, these guys have a handful of awesome videos, usually based on ST:TNG: http://www.youtube.com/user/dayjoborchestra#p/u/40/414TmP12WAU T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: =======< You were expecting penis, weren't you - sick people T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Are you saying that's not a bisected penis? T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Rubbish tongs T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Oooh. T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross: Arrghhhh three Bufferins and I still have a really annoying headache, askjdfklajghf T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, imagine him singing "Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker. Would you like some making fuck, Berserker" T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross: hahahahahhahaha T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross: he did cee lo green's 'fuck you' T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, that was a jeopardy answer recently (but "forget you" version :P) T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross: hehe T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the clue specified "the radio version, please" T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ruthless Ross giggles. T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: wonder if he was behind the white-boy remake of Ez-E's Compton, where they sang it Weezer-style instead of rapping it? T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: my brain is still a little fucked up after hearing Taylor Swift do an Eminem song... T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hoka: aaahhhh Fuck T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: anyone watching the new beavis and butthead *nostalgia boner* T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: There was a fag dude who walked past me today, he greeted me in a faggy way with faggy hands. T3/r5/2011-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: It was so disturbing that while in amazon nation today I found my self typing 'ass cock' T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: http://i.imgur.com/0iQaj.jpg T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rascally Ryke: Boobs! T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: yours ? T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Well, we all have different preferences... T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: FESTIVAL! WOOHHHOOO T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Illiden: vampire T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Illiden: oops T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glocken: who wants some chicken dinner now bitch T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: attention in the barracks, attention in the barracks, fuck you yomen, get off the 1mc dammit!!!!! T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dr Jek: please get off your ass and knock on their fucking door T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe: dd T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored her. T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe: requiring hunt to get through the beginning of an area is a shitty, shitty shitty way to build an area. T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe snarls angrily. T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: only way for you to make me blush is to get naked, spread your legs, and have me my share of fun with your pussy. T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: wow T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe: .... T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: now, that's curse. T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: and all he said was about using hunt to get through the beginning of an area, hot damn T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: imagine if he said he needed to use hunt trick to get through it T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Limunious: she even T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe thanks Limunious heartily. T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Putrefy: man wtf is with you people... rape T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shennon: Me up all night hugging me horn, to porn, porn, porn! T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo raises an eyebrow. T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Numen: we shooting porn in Aard now? T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shennon: methinks phelanwolf has curse turned off T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe got sick of Questor humping her leg, and neutered it! T3/r5/2011-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe gives a black horseman of eternal suffering the bird. T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: d T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: that is all. T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) M4ster Shake: NO! T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's all you've got? T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: c'mon now, that can't possibly be all you've got T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unfortunately, that's all I've got... T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: I'm disappointed that the demon of lust doesnt have a 'thrust' attack T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what does he do, slap or pierce? T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: claw T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: but he does grab at your crotch.. a bit unsettling T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Farseer: he does? T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: he only grabs the innies T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Farseer: oh T3/r5/2011-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: some people's kids are really strange.