T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori slaps Mentle. T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Rose are red. T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Violets are blue. T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I suck at poems. T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So get the fuck out of my house. T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkstickman: wassup T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: mmmm, eggnog T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Despise: woah, watch your mouth bro. T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: it's my mind I'm more worried about T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: my mouth is happy T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: FUCK SHIT ASS T3/r5/2011-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: like that? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: I didn't whine, that note was trying to save time. Most people took it as whining, and they aren't very bright. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: whining? Not really. lazy? yes :P T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: Hard to have an arguement when no one is fighting back, LOL T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Dirkdiggler needs to poop. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke slaps Roninleader. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: hard to have an argument when you don't have an arguemnt too. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler snaps his fingers. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: True, tis true T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler sits down and thinks deeply... What would Chuck Norris do? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: Am I allowed to use this channel as my happy place? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: really...what would Chuck do? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: ony questoin I have though, is why people send me support in tells, but never on the channel they are reading. only conclusion is they don't want to deal with the retardedness they see me dealing with. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: That is not, in fact, the only possible conclusion. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocens: well, chuck norris wouldn't want to be with a clan. all the clans would want to be with chuck :) T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: sorry I meant to say my only conclusion and got lazy T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I just use the *fart *poop and *ChuckNorris socials when ppl gang up on me :) T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i've found it usually calms things down T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader wears his "I'm in the "Chuck Clan" badge." T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: i get hundreds of tells from silent people who support me in struggles against retards too T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: I might have to adopt that. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: you get tells form silent people? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: Mimes of the world... !! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: That's what that gets ya Dirk. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: "______________________________________________!!?!?!?!!?" T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: little rsocial spam got him an ignore. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: damn i just realized there's no AIDS social....i will gladly spend 3tp on that T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: a social like that is likely not to be approved T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: or wanted. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: shit hell mother fucker....i just wanna actually curse on the curse channel T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you're free to curse :P T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: Funny thing. I'm loving this channel, and I don't curse at all. Even when I'm mad. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckin aye, talkin shit bout these hoes on the eastside, ima pop a cap in that cop then whip out my dick and give em a mushroom stamp...shit hell..hell shit T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: really curse is just gossip but if you fuck up you're not in trouble :D T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: aye, much more fun T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocens laughs out loud at Dispel Majic. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Curse is fun just because it gets mixed up with nobletalk on occasion. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: Yup, this is my new happy place. Bring on the sunshine and roses. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: i normally turn it off when the 11 year olds start spamming cuz their mom went to the store and then forget to turn it on but in general i like it. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i miss talkin shit to kids on xbox live T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: FTFY T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: my xbox has been broken for a year now...i just never bothered to fix it so im not on xbox live anymore T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav rubs himself...what a creep! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: 99% of the time, I really don't see the point of cursing. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: 94.3% of statistics are made up. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler is ever plagued by the DEMON BABIES!!! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: most of the time it's pointless. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: only 13.6% of that one is I'll bet. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: plus, when you rarely use it it's more effective when you do T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: that's true T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: i prefer to use it a lot so people are surprised when i don't. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: kind of like my dad was always yelling at us and we never paid attention. when MOM yelled ... T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: lol, opposite in my family T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Dirkdiggler needs to poop. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalderasha: hammerblow is the SHIT! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Yes, hammering blow is shit. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i did alot of blow this week and last T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i should lay off for a month T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: drug channel? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: fuck the police, i'm the drugdealer! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hellz yea! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler strokes Ryke's inner thigh...someone tell them to get a room! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: Im just finding new socials i've never bothered to learn T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear Dirkdiggler telling Ryke to be a Hero, not a Zero. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler wonders to himself, "What would Buffy do?" T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ok im gone for awhile lata T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: No idea T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FengWei's head starts to swell up... T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cover your eyes, EvilLittle Vixxen is exposing herself to FengWei! EWWWW! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FengWei gasps as he realizes what EvilLittle Vixxen did. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree sings the Crazy Frog song to EvilLittle Vixxen - "Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FengWei runs away in utter terror! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) By the many arms of Vishnu! has transformed into (*Atman*) T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Atman? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FengWei makes hundreds of magical colors with a wave of his hands. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lawngnome is looking for a few good lawngnomes... T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Crazy bitches. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Er, I mean unusual people. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FengWei stops Lemontree and says, "Heeeeeey what're you doin." T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: there's a movie called 'Two Wongs make a white' T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's like the chinese air force pilot who crashed into a US recon aircraft. His name was Wong Wei. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet Nuala: ^yawn T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: "here i sit, all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted. An hour later i took a chance, tried to fart...and shit my pants. ~Wise Toilet Graffiti~ T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: this is a teepee, for you to peepee, not a wigwam, to beat your tom-tom T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: my favorite is "the snakes are harmless, but beware of rats" T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: nice T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: funny thing is that we really did have a rat come up through the toilet T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: damn determined rat T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: wonder if it felt like it was meeting God, what with that bright ball of white descending down... T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i always wonder if fish think their friends get abducted by aliens... T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: that's a stupid consideration. OF COURSE they think their friends are abducted by aliens. Duh. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they don't have enough memory to remember they have friends. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo grins evilly. T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: "Holy crap! What happened to Tony?" "Who?" "Uh, I can't remember what I was talking about..." T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: hmm i need to find a genious fish then T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: and have a talk T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: whats a genious? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i spell it wrong? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: like a canadian T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo goes, "Heh." T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: g-e-n-i-u-s T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: haha oops T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio points excitedly at a neural sturgeon! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i just like to add o to shit for no reason T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: damn right ring finger!!! T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: it jump into your butt again? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's called alien limb syndrome, isn't it? T3/r5/2011-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar gasps and screams "OMG! You're turning into a prawn!" T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So a woman watches her boyfriend stab himself to death over skype...some people are really fucked up... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Link? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/12236879/man-kills-himself-while-video-chatting-with-partner T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: he showed her T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Yeah, it says he killed himself over Skype, but the girlfriend wasn't enjoying it. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Still very interesting story. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Who said she was? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: lmao, i hope it really says that T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I assumed that you meant the girlfriend was reallly fucked up for watching her boyfriend commit suicide. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i think the whole situation is fucked T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No, I meant the boyfriend was fucked up for doing that to his girlfriend - wanna off yourself, take some pills and stop leaving a mess of blood and mental cases T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: eh apparently he had his reasons, maybe she did something that he didnt approve of T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Yes, some people are very inconsiderate, but, to be honest, if I was ever going to take my own life, I would probably wanna go out with a "bang". I wouldn't just take some pills and go out with a whimper, you know? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: of course a simple i hate you bitch woulda been good enough for me T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Or maybe he's just fucked up? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So do it somewhere fun, like parachuting and don't pull T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: That's a good one. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: haha nice big splatter T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Or shoot up a mall! :D T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Or a school! Even better! T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak D T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: If I really wanted to go, there are SO many things I could do - like ride my mototbike of an epic high cliff - that would be awesome T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: don't strap yourself in on a rollercoaster :P T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: motot = motor T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I think nowdays they have automatic safety harnesses. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: lol I'm not 100% sure "harnesses" is a word. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: But people who go and take others down with them deserve to be saved, then hooked up to life support while endless torture is applied to them T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: The UFO at goldreef City doesnt. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It is a word... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: harnesses is a word, why wouldn't it be? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic nods at Vakieh. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: If you really want to go out properly, convert to Islam first T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: You can leave the cage door open If you like and get thrown out. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: It doesn't sound very "wordy" to me. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: There was a particularly nasty case I read about lately. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Some stupid chick decided to off herself over her boyfriend, rammed another car going at about 80 mph T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: killed herself and the woman in the other car T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Also, who the hell slashes their own throat? That's just -stupid-. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: really? y cant they just leave others alone if you wanna die T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: her family, instead of 'shit we raised a fuckup' is suing the family of the woman who died claiming that she was partially negligible for failing to avoid an accident T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: wow... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: wow.... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Wow T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yes, of course, because everyone expects someone coming towards them in a head-on going 80 mph in a 30 zone, across the center line. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: id kill the family. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I wish that were more surprising.. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I would sue the family of the suicidee for being so fucked up they drove their daughter to suicide... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Was this in America? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: has to be T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Of course it was T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: only place where a thief can break into your house and sue you for getting hurt of something T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Randor: they measure in mph, so it probably is :P T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: That's not true, Swaizo T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I would imagine so, if you're suing for such a ridiculous thing. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: other places too? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No, that is true in most countries EXCEPT the US T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The US has Castle Law T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: US is actually more inclined towards property rights than many other places. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It may not seem so, but it is. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: shoulda heard the 911 call i heard the other day then T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: For example, someone I know was told he couldn't reinforce his shed window to stop vandals from breaking in, because if they hurt themselves on the reinforcements he would be liable. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: guy is holding down the suspect in his home who he caught stealing and the 911 operator tells the guy that if the suspect gets hurt he could be sued T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Better make sure he's dead, then, dead peeps can T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: -'t sue T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: aye T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nevermind, I'm not being robbed. How do I get permission to dig a hole in my back yard? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: shotguns work T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I once got hit by a car and got knocked back a good 6 ft, but I didn't sue. Should I have? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: you could have but if it was your fault then ya shouldnt T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I just think I would feel horrible if I took someone else's money just to make a quick buck. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The system is geared towards 'everyone pushes' to reach the perfect centre - that means anyone NOT suing is being trodden all over T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Maybe I should get in on the action.. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: here's the story, it's worse than I remembered T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: http://abcnews.go.com/US/TheLaw/montana-teen-charged-homicide-sues-slain-womans-family/story?id=11323133 T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Hey, can I sue a company for not hiring me? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: def gonna read that T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Asking for legal advide on Aardwolf isn't the best idea. :) T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Kill all lawyers T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: shit after dbl T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Because maybe I'll be out on the street if they don't give me a job, see. And I could freeze to death during the winter! T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: sounds reasonable T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: And then they would be murderers. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Good point. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: May work, since the US legal system is completely broken. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the woman the stupid little cunt killed was 4 months pregnant and riding with her teenage son T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It's times like these you need...vigilantes T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Did the teenager survive? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: ridiculous T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: teen survived T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: im all for vigilantes T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: necessary part of a system T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Necessary part of a *broken* system T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: mafia kill vakieh T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: aye aye T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: CELEBRITY BITCHES T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Also, the teenager didn't survive.. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: What? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The teen is facing a homicide charge, has to have survived... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: he didn't survive either. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the teen driver who was trying to off herself survive T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: The son, not the stupid bitch. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh, there was 2 teens, kk T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke nods at Dispel Majic. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: So who is the family of the cunt suing? The husband? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yep. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: anyone who sue's for something stupid ought to be imprisoned T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: just for trying T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: This is the most retarded story I've read in a while. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: imprisoned? fuck that. horsewhipping in the public square. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo smiles happily. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I proporse a return to the Stockade form of punishment T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quadrapus: that sounds kinky T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I also porpoise learning to spell propose T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: No no no, use them for slave labor. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: all good idea's now it just needs to be passed, id take any of um T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: No, then they could sue you for racism or some shit. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: we can start with suicide family T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo frowns sadly, looks around and goes 'meh..' T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: aight finally read it. i'll be judge and jury and go ahead and prosecute her as an adult and with two accounts of deliberate homicide. two consecutive life sentence's and rope to hang herself with if she so wishes T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Except for the rope, I think that's what she's getting T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: good, except for the no rope part T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Why let her take the easy way out? Have her rot in a cell while her world moves on T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: If she wins the lawsuit, I'm moving to Canada. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Her family will barely remember her for christmas cards T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: eh cuz then we gotta feed her and shit T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i dont wanna spend my money feeding her T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Are you all 12 years old, or is it just that you are idiots? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Okay I'm really fucked. I'm in a no recall zone with some aggressive, high level mobs. What do? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: id let her sit if reincarnation was a definite T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear Canada is nice T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: How so Ranrr? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: ...wat u say ranrrr?? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You have no humanity in you... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: humanity is over rated T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: You should perhaps read up on what we are discussing first. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: To have a suicidal person who ruined a whole family rot in jail? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: or let her hang herself if she so wishes T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo smiles happily. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: You have no chance to survive make your time. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I refuse to believe that Ryke. There must be a way out. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Easy - left up left left b b down T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You are entitled to your opinions of course, but to make such rash judgements based on some newspaper articles is kind of inhuman. There is a reason there is a justice system in place, and we don't have judge dredd instead.... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: .... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Based on the facts given, including forensic analyses and the text messages, I am quite happy to have this woman alone in a cell when she is 70 years old. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: justice system is flawed, i cant say i expect it to be perfect but, im not happy yet T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo is agreeing with that Vakieh person again... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Let's see. Girl attempts to kill herself, ends up killing another woman and her teenage son, survives and sues the dead woman's family. Yeah, I'm sure we're making rash judgements here. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: http://abcnews.go.com/US/TheLaw/montana-teen-charged-homicide-sues-slain-womans-family/story?id=11323133 T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: in case you didnt get a chance to read T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I bet that girl has a great reason for suing the family of the people she murdered. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: She has shown *0* remorse for the fact that she KILLED a woman and her born and unborn children, as evidenced by the fact she is SUING the grieving family for damages caused by the deceased... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: im suprised how much more disgusted im getting just re hearing it T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Nonsense, I understand her position completely. Now you all should stop whining, you're drowning out the mewling cries of the kittens I'm drowning. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: There is no justification on this Earth for that behaviour. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Then she is probably not sane and may not be able to understand her actions. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I thought that said "stop winning" and was confused as to how Charlie Sheen got involved. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: bah T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Understands enough to try to guilt her boyfriend. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i think you have to much hope in people Ranrr T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: its a fucked up world plain and simple T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I am not defending her actions, just saying that you do not know the whole story. The world isn't black and white. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The act itself could prove insanity - I am quite pro-punishing the partially insane T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo goes, "Heh." T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I guess her father is also not sane, then? Since he's backing the lawsuit. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Committing crimes of that nature is insanity itself, my solution is to have her rot in jail. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Insanity must run in the family. Bad genes. Bad, naughty genes. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: lmao T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I'll let the justice system decide who is guilty and I'll let the doctors decide who is sane. Not judge dredd. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I still don't see how Sylvester Stallone comes into it. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Wait, is he the father? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: interesting.. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: lawsuit makes sense now T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: can you believe he is anti-guns?? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: No, I cannot. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: all the damn gun tote'n movies he has made T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: and he's anti-guns T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Sure, why not? He seems intelligent enough. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: nobody should be anti-guns T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: guns are great T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: guns protect T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Projectile weapons are for pansies. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: They fit perfect in the society you seem to want... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: haha i have plenty of knives too T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The stats on homeowners and guns means anyone with a gun in their home is a tool. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I could have told you that most gun owners are tools. :x T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i have a firing range in my back yard T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo swoons in absolute ecstasy. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I have a glue gun. It is a tool... T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I am a gun-owner of sorts, I have my name on a .22 at the range I use for competitions, but to keep a weapon in your home of that nature is just dumb. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo gasps in astonishment. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i could count about 30 right now here T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i actually pit robbers T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: pity T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Except odds are you get shot, not them T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: meh im not sure bout that T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Statistics don't lie T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: depends if they know where im at in the house T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: What kind of robbers? I envy the robbers in the movies like Ocean's 11 and stuff. They can bump into you and take your wallet. WAT. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: there's a gun in every corner, i wont go without T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: That's easy, Bercilak. Any pickpocket can do that! And there's an advanced course for stealing people's underthings while they're wearing them. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Where can I take this course? Robber school? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke nods. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Go to texas. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I would pay to take this course. It would pay for itself in no time! T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Mis. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: my favorite is my Blackhawk .357 Revolver T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i am T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: You can pre-register by sending me a money order to the tune of $100. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: sounds legit T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Ah, you stole my line Swaizo. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: heh T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: My favorite is the AK 47 T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: nothing wrong with an ak47 but honestly in that class id rather go for an m16 T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: M16 and AK-47 are outdated and unreliable weapons T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree chuckles politely. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: ewww m16 is very reliable T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: It looks big vakieh. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Try an M4 or a Steyr F88 T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Most soldiers in Nam traded their M16s for ak47s where possible T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Vakieh probobly likes the glock Mini. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: For little pen... Hands. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: And the AK-47 is actually one of the most reliable weapons ever. You can put them through a wash and tumble cycle in a machine going over the Niagara falls, and it still stands a good chance of shooting after. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: especially with a supressor and a ACOG scope and collapseable butt stock T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Reliable to shoot, not to hit T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Is that a standard test, Morinon? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Ryke: No. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Aww. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I like the mud -> water test T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: dip it in mud, then rinse it in water, fully assembled T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: if it shoots it passes T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: US military hardware is based around making precision instruments for elite troops. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: The AK-47 was based on Soviet military doctrine: 'Send them out until one side has no more troops'. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Ah, so this weapon is chosen by gun nuts then, because it can take you cumming over it 3-5 times per day?! T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: I like guns that invoke fear just hearing them, like anything .50 or higher or a mini gun, just hearing something give off more bullets than you can count T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Caliber does not imply a high rate of fire.. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PureDeath: i like water guns T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Yeah, most high rate of fire guns are smaller caliber. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PureDeath: supersoakers T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: 50 cals are wonderful T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo swoons in absolute ecstasy. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: Okay, Mr. Munchkin. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: only kick about like a shotgun really T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: rifle wise i should say T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: 50 cal desert eagle is y fav hand gun T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PureDeath: supersoakers are safer T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Dreckis, have you actually used one, or do you just like deagle mode in CS? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: My favorite thing about desert eagles is those videos of people who don't know how to deal with them. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: (I would be one of those people) T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Most people who know anything about handguns don't care about the desert eagle. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: you mean hit themselves with it or it fly out of their hands? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo grins evilly. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Either or, Swaizo. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: im 6'5" and i can barely handle it, i've shot it at the range its way too much gun, but it is fun T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Most (all) people that know anything about a gun would not talk about them on a mud. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Which is why it's not a USEFUL handgun. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: like i said early my fav is my blackhawk .357 revolver T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Oh, Ranrr? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: its a beautiful gun T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Note that I'm not talking about what guns /I/ use. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: never said usefull i said it invokes fear T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: That is a nice gun, Swaizo. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: thankya thankya T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: It shouldn't. Someone with a desert eagle is more likely to hurt themselves than you. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PureDeath: ranrr i know a LOT about super soakers T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Unless masturbating while reading a gun magazine counts as knowing about guns, of course. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: lmao Pure, pushin that soaker T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon nods at Ranrr. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: I'd maybe pick up a gun magazine to catch up on what's new. And that's it. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: i need to get some bullpup designs T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Basically, if I'm after a new gun,. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: im jealous of my neighbor T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: has a bullpup 308 and a rfb 223 bullpup T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: But in practice, any 7.62 gun is usually worthwhile. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bid On Swaizo: 100 round drum clip for the rfb and a holographic sight with magnifier T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: what is cameltoe? T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth: Google it. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: same thing as ninja foot T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: best. thing. ever. T3/r5/2011-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: ughhh T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates. :( T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: God made us in his image, I'm told - most of the world are ugly people who fap whenever possible - coincidence? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke shakes his head. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: god is also an anal nymph with a penchant for hermaphrodites banging him while he puts his cock in a CBT device T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: he can teabag ants while standing straight up T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: An.. anal nymph. ... If tree nymphs live in trees, then... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: No. Wait. That'a dryads. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Nymphs are typically elemental - like water - so anal nymphs are what you drop after coffee T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Reader feedback includes the following: T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: "I was bitten by some kind of spider and was watching my finger necrotising away. The medical profession was no help and eventually said they may have to take off the finger.....then i started urinating on it. Sounds gross but it curse worked and now my finger is almost back to normal with only some scarring. wanted to let you know in case it can help someone... thanks." [I don't have any medical reason why urine would help - Chris] T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: ... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Good to know. Next time a spider bites my finger and I see it start melting away I'll piss on it. You're a life-saver man, thanks. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: There is only one logical explanation. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: This guy had magic piss. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Of course! T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Shit man, you have magic piss. You could bottle that shit and sell it man. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: urine actually does work to kill germs if it's fresh. i wouldn't recommend it though. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke peers intently at Dispel Majic. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: We'll call it Kaboom II. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: So does alcohol. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: And it's usually more effective. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods mori T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Is it 'necessary' for me to drink my own urine? No, but I drink it because it's sterile, and I like the taste. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: But piss sounds more manlny. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Thank you, Mr. Grylls T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I agree with Vakieh. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: I love that one image of Bear Grylls on a soda machine just saying 'Soda machine out of soda'. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: wats lube? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix seems to be after WaterWitch Oceania, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better her than you, eh? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: It's what daddy uses to make it easier for him to park his car in mommy's garage. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: roflmao T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh, we're on here, are we - lube is a grease to make the penis more easily enter and retract from various orifices. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: so for sex? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: EWW T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: It's the devil trying to get you. Don't be a sinner and use that, unless you wanna go to hell. Missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation ONLY. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also fingers, and if necessary, fists... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: lube is used to make your ass accomodate two cocks :P T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Or heads. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Really, just pick any object, and object at all. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh yeah, that gif of the man unbirthing himself up to the neck...fucked up shit, right there... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Link? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: don't you mean procreation only? :D T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: any object at all* T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and uh, i think the guy with the two fingers in his penis is even more fucked up for some reason T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: LINK? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Two.. fingers in.. ... ow. OW. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix gives Jhav the UNLUBRICATED Fist of Fury and prolapses his rectum into a bloody pulp! T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I DON'T WANT THAT IMAGE. TAKE IT BACK. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: hahahahahahahahha T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: http://www.2fingers1cock.com/ T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Two fingers in the dick! one of my favorite movies to inflict upon people T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: twokid T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: You know you want to go look. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i prefer dildo in the dick now...stretches it better T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: fisting is better T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: shoulder deep T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GOOGLE THAT AGAIN T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://www.slutload.com/watch/tqNGigxVsA3/Man-inserts-his-head-in-vagina-a-must-see.html T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: im a virgin. I dont need lube:P T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Virgins need more... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you need a gentle fisting followed by a fuckmachine. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: no you don't oceania, but the guy will T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luna Cat Eleksis pukes. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ashphar: u only need 1 thing oceania;) T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: OTHER guy, you mean T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: eleks il buy u some T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: And here's the other one someone mentioned, http://tinyurl.com/3k97p7k T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: hahahah I'm a virgin I don't need lube hahahaha T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear friction burns down there make the first time a bad time... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: I lol'd so loud people are looking at me funny... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic sniggers at Bercilak's actions. Maybe you should REPORT the idjit. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sees title, puts Majic on a watch list for things I NEVER NEEDED TO KNOW HAPPENED T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I think she meant she doesn't need it at the moment :P T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic sniggers at Vakieh's actions. Maybe you should REPORT the idjit. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Suddenly I'm glad I have dial-up.. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Oh yeah, video NSFW. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: oooooooo. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It was just a chick putting a dildo into a guy's penis. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It was a pretty small dildo though. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i've got a video of a guy putting an 2-inch thick dildo inside another guy's penis. that one makes you cringe T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: i need a pee now T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Thanks for the info. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke slaps WaterWitch Oceania. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Senator Starbug: what the shit?! why would you save that video? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: To fuck with people T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i use it as a weapon T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I remember when meatspin weirded me out. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Then at some point it became a palate cleanser. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Ah, the blissful days of ignorance. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Senator Starbug: guess rickrolling wasn't doing it for you then? :P T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Well, if you're male, go to eyebleach.com (it's NOT gross) T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you spin me right-round baby right-round like a record baby round round round round.... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: oh yeah...there's the video of the chick that pushed her cervix outside of her body and then had someone shove a vibrator into it. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: I still like that song. Even if it does bring to mind spinning dicks. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: that one I haven't actually seen. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: .... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: wats a crevix? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: That seems like it would be impossible. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: cervix* T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It's not really. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: A crevix is a small Australia marsupial T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'll have to find that video for you Ryke T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Australian* T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Oceania, are you trolling or are you really that ignorant of basic reproductive anatomy? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: software as a cervix T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: oceania is probably 9 or 10 T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Oceania is a mxitard. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: That should explain everything. :p T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WaterWitch Oceania: heeeeeey T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: HEY JUDE T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It was a serious question, actually. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: The cervix, IIRC, is the part that connects the vagina to the uterus. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Google pink sock...or don't. On second thoughts, definitely don't... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yep. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: THE MORE YOU KNOW T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Ryke... for you -- http://video.xnxx.com/video1079864/dirtygardengirl_pussy_and_cervix_enormous_prolapse_-_legendary_stuff_ (and anyone else brave enough to watch) T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: And when artificially inseminating a cow the cervix is where you drop the sperm. :P T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Starp, I'm pretty sure linking porn is still against curse channel rules. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke cringes in terror! T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: er...meant that for a tell :P T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sees still frame whilst buffering - NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'm just gonna go back to watching My Favorite Martian videos now. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke bursts into tears. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yeah, back to Skyrim, this left scars... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: SEE WHAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO VIRGINS! T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: do or do to? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: What you say? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I never understood why they spend so much money teaching abstinence when a world of warcraft subscription is cheaper and has better odds of ensuring virginity T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke rolls on the floor laughing at Dispel Majic's antics! T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I am implying I blame Oceana needing de-innocencing for the current state of cursechan T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Although.. there was that one girl who whored herself out for a mount on WoW or something. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vastilos: very true majic T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Wowhores are a thing? Might need to look into that... T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: She was not attractive at all. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: That is unsurprising T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: In that case, I'll stick to my regular sexual programming T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Who fucking cares? T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalderasha: fuck my avatar T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalderasha: how to be an idiot--don't con a badguy. Just newb it up and attack all.... then be shocked when a mob gives you the one-hitter quitter. T3/r5/2011-12-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalderasha: and i'm going to sitout this double with negative xp. fucking brilliant. T3/r5/2011-12-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke pulls out a gun and blows Relevations's fucking head off. T3/r5/2011-12-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocens just got a face full of Shake's balls! T3/r5/2011-12-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori claps at Contraband Psycola's performance. T3/r5/2011-12-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pretend to avert your eyes as Dokkar gives Zetsaki a good motorboat! T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Jokes on them when we learn it wasn't meant to say 'cake'... T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart sets himself to 'grind'...Uh oh, looks like he's going out of control! T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Alixana's Gregor mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! 100% Hate Shake just kicked Lukesmart right in the box! T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: Please, stop discriminating against me just because I'm a SUUUUPER hot female T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fuck eskom T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fuck pollution T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: I fuck you fuck me fuck we everybod, with a great big fuck and a fuck betweenm the cheecks this big fuck came fuckkkkinnng home!(singing) T3/r5/2011-12-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: bitch box is a cool map T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baron Von Mortivorous: Albatross!! T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Pelican! T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart *dix* you and then moves on to the rest of the room. Teehee! T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Lukesmart *dix* RightOn Rithlin! Yoo want a *dix* too :( T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps StormAngel Kythrala mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala shrieks as Lukesmart grabs her from behind and begins to hump! T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You look at StormAngel Kythrala wif jealous eyes as Lukesmart pins a Supernewbie badge on her chest. T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in horror, as Lukesmart shouts -Pinaaauuu!!! at StormAngel Kythrala. T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in horror, as Lukesmart shouts -Pinaaauuu!!! at StormAngel Kythrala. T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in horror, as Lukesmart shouts -Pinaaauuu!!! at StormAngel Kythrala. T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart pinches StormAngel Kythrala's buns. T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori laughs out loud at Lukesmart. T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: pussy cat T3/r5/2011-12-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: so lock your doors drop to the floor get your shotguns drawn T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: im the devil if ever there was such a thing that results in too many drugs in what you seeing im a mind fuck completely di-gus-te-d im human a mut fuck a being im a dog T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: the rest of that says something about giant set of balls right lukesmart? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: fight it, Lukesmart! Stay with us! Don't let Druzil take over! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, really, Neo's very worried about you. He doesn't want to be left butt-empty when his BFF gets destroyed. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fuck clans ima silence em all, im involved in murders ferensics science couldnt solve a giant set of balls to big to buy a set of draws might as well sip my flyer let em fall to the floor each thoughts completely watched im like a walking talking wedgie board, speecking in toungs I never spoke this speech before glemdenlene gendeno gef nich mich floug. have you ever exp spirites in your lyrics when you hear em till you scarde too stand near to any mirrors when you near em? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: druzil in disguise?? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: oh god there's two of them T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: of what? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: huh? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav snickers with Riddim about their shared secret. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: soon we'll all be named Druzil, it'll be raining, and our leaders will beat each other senseless with their mutual nuclear rage. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: i have no druzil and i must scream T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: that is a little optimistic I think T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: ... I still need to read that, sometime. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: The Matrix went to print? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: It's really short: http://www.surfturk.com/endoftheworld/ihavenomouth.html T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: I was born feet first, smoke 40 and drink weed the lord rehirsed my birth im the worst breed oh nigga you eva set sight on my right arm got more fiber than lord dragons pythons! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Azaezel: then you took an arrow to the knee T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: turning into the mind of a sicopath killer light your ass micro nitro gas spiller sico slash micheal mias miccheal jackspiller rifle smash knife faggot das coppkiller T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Timeghost: let us know when you're past that age T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: argggggggggghooooooooooooooooooooo T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: curse im pass the age of the yo ma ma joke no hope for childeren on coke, cain someone gemme a brain im insain seeing cow drop whith style ivisible people robing da now everybody kneel down and bow im the king the crown the ring get me the song they sing come back white nothing il turn you into something T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: When does your apology, 'I'm so sorry it won't happen again plz give me a second chance' note come out? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: Its not personal is it? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: i'd rather listen to a vuvuzela all day than someone's half-assed rhymes T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: I disn't say fu put this in that lemme scrape ah **** T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: translation: Rather listen to anything than rap / "hip hop" T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: im white and what is this T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not me, I'd beat up the vuvuzela player as well. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: Actually, some rap is fairly tolerable. Most of it is just a silent C though. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Some rap is actually good - it is a work of art to fit language together the way some do - the majority is just out of tune people talking fast into a microphone, however T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: vuvuzela lol what do you know about a vuvuzella? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: Stop stalking my head Vakieh T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: those jungle rhythms and ebonics, i can't understand a word! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: lukesmart flow for us T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh runs into the woods with Got Root? PhraeaXes, what could they be doing in there?? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: like buster rhimes and lil wayne T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: ZZZZZZZZZZZ BM BM BM BM ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WAHOAHOA AZZZZZZZZ T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: FREE STYLE BATTLE T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash risks Athena's wrath. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: Lukesmart (b-rabbit) vs. Dash (Papa Doc) T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: No, I was thinking Grandmaster Flash, and more lately, Tinie Tempah, although Eminem is actually very clever with his use of language. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: ayt hit me T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Silly mxitards should not attempt to rap. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: vuvuzellas make noise! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: bithces shouldn't call Luke's lines if they can't supply T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: I don't mind 'rap' when it's intelligent and clever, I do mind when it's all about killing bitches and hoes and then saying "You can't say you don't like it, you didn't grow up on the street like we did!" T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Lol...rap via mxit...gonna be a long time writing that song, eh? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: vuvuzella means sea weed sound T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: mxit should be able to pump them out faster, Vak. No need for the vowels. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I don't need to know how an automobile is constructed, nor know how to construct one, to be able to say Volvos are shitty cars - same for rap lines T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: people that rap about hate and money are pathetic T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: There really is need for them. I vowel to fight this abomination and be consonant in that belief. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: u gott rap about leveling and raiding and fucking mud spouses T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: abomination hahaha I can cast that T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yeah! Bitch take my 79 character long penis! =========================(abrv)=======D T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Gonna get me to t9 booya T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: only 79? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That what you meant Koji? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: green herbal tea yeah I got no wife to fuvk me but I got the green tea make me pee pee on keeewiiiiiiiii strip the sea tree fuck da meanie whith my weeeanie what a lovely seanery all eyes on me im the male mabby about to go crazy whith a can turn super sayain im the man I can rhime anythang take your sister for a speciall aard cat scan T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Tune and beat do not convey adequately over text T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: common who gana come back T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: also, you need to work on your rhymes, they're more interesting if it's not just rhyming couplets about nonsense T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: Its just a starter T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkstickman: hello T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: bye T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: KJ the name, leveling his game, puts on his fire focus swarming mobs like locust, steps out the door, backstabs, no more. hearing death cries as i rise another repop gets my attention, looken for dexx to aid my ascension another punk mob looken at me next thing I see 330 exp. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUHHHHHHH AND THEN I FUCK PUSSY T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart is deafened by Mr. Dash's vuvuzela. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkstickman: lol im at school T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: dope!!!! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkstickman: eoeed!!!! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: gran the exp part T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: Weirdly, I had the Piano Brothers playing in my head right there, with the Cello Wars video, Kojiro as one dork sider and Lukesmart as another dork sider, and there was Vader, playing the accordion, and I was thinking, he's truly cool. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: god is good god is great now recover all the food I ate T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: that visin means you gay asssssssss bitch fucker well a male bitch T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: vision T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: raggady ass has no meaning T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart just got a face full of Vyragos's balls! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: Raggedy. You simpleton. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: raggady ass begger does T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: Stop skullfucking the English Language. It never harmed you once. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: im not skullfucking im ass fucking T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: are you sure about that, Phrae? Verbal abuse is everywhere nowadays. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: old people use it too T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: it's not the gun's fault that someone shot another T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: Does anyone know the approximate age where you stop swearing other word because it's cool and start swearing only once in a while to add appropriate emphasis to a statement? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: every other word* T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wexley: Hey Lukesmart, check this out: theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: 13 T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: lol T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: its the marksmans fault T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: girls might arrive at that point sooner T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: Yes. I'm fairly fucking positive that the english language has never taken personal offense at people like Lukesmart who violate it with every breath, and then turned that rage to someone else and abused them. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: While I however, have told people that - the dress they are wearing makes them look fat, using the English language. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: It was not the fault of the language. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: you a phinofile! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: It was me, all me, being a mean person. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lemontree: You an idiot! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: pic related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: sorry we don't want your porn T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Harperon: I wish there were porn on youtube :( T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: What's that? You're daddy has got a pornblocker on and won't tell you how to turn it off? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: luke phrae has a crush on you, he wants your attention so bad T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: lol why? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: There is Harp. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Harperon: yeah, but it's stuff like women getting their labia cut off. I'm not really into that. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: always new some of these guys were gay T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: why don't you just try a porn website? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fuck this game is cool T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: but the mobs are too strong for me T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: luke almighty ha never the less c purgatory yeah always the best it takes two to one to win a battle but sometimes all you need is a candle see the true seeing that your best partner was a evil being and now come judgement day and all you do is pray, god answers and you have your way, wake up its morening go to the shop bbuy soap and toothpaste your breath stank like roofies and capt morgen all dusk hass fallen and back to aard and pray to god T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: ...wut? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: luke's been taking the Druzil correspondance course in English T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: im a paladin so all you do is pray! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Oh. I see, I think he's Aard-rapping. There's a bit of a rhyme scheme in there. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: condemn that mob condemn a mob holy word no exp(sobb)*whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa* cry your lungs to your god scream to joy and *whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa* sob T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: My faith is humble my faith can crumble sometimes it goes awy then heads tumble T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro hugs Lukesmart. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Not Guilty Kojiro mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart says, 'COCKFAG' to Gwynyfar. The lucky git. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart cackles as he waves his bare blue ass at Gwynyfar! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart slaps Gwynyfar. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek hrmphs at Lukesmart, sounding extremely annoyed. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart cackles as he waves his bare blue ass at Dek! T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart screams at Dek, "Without Green Destiny, you are nothing!" T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek collapses as Lukesmart creates a black hole with his finger. T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: what is this? T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: fock off T3/r5/2011-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart is deafened by Mr. Dash's vuvuzela. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Isendir says 'what up' T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Dirkdiggler! T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: smokin some motha fuckin chronic up in this ghetto! T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: thats my gangsta voice....best i can do T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: the fucking MUSHclient wouldn't load up T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: keep crashing? T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: The GMCP mapper (or whatever) wouldn't load properly T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: i had to delete it and download the client again T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: now I have to fix my settings :-( T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vengfulrisin: off T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) /2.M.F.L Justa: disease T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bercilak: Fuck. T3/r5/2011-12-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyrsilas: goddamnit fuck T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: DAMMIT I SPANKED IT TO AEON FLUX! T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: and im proud of it! T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: not like I was spanking it to HE-Man T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: shit fucking bitch i died:( T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: fuck fuck fuck fuck :( T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: do all the evil mudders drink devils backwash? T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: sorry I went to the lou T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: no mobile abbilitys T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: you could say I'm disabled T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cheebyekia: lampah! T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: down down down if somthing goes down hard enough its bound to go up T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: wo wants to marry me?? Im awesome T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: Oh, mememememmemee T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: No thanks :P I don't plan on getting married! T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: where are all the chix? T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen raises her hand. T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: this is a mud....there arent many ;) T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: avoiding marriage since 2001 T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor pounces on EvilLittle Vixxen, pinning her to the ground. T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: who wants to have random sex with me:) T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen smacks Astridome out of his boots with a sign reading "NO !!" T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: eep T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: gerrof T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: a MUD game is totally the wrong place to ask man T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: hey vixen wana climb into my trivia sleeping bag T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: OMG, I saw her first, stop being icky T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: im cooler than you T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: my name has 2 X's. Also, no. I only go for people with manors. Sleeping bags are tacky. T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: I still sleep in my sleeping bag even in the manor :P T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: stains give the bags character, Vixxen T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: oh wait till next mort ill get a manor T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: Ya know, just with that random 60tp you find on the floor T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: im gona quest sit for a year or two T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: I have the awesomest manor T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: hey gregor me you and all these chicks should throw a party there T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: Well, I will be finishing the current party first, but after that, sure T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what chicks? Your name isn't Ivar yet. T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: Chicks and Ivar??? It's fucking Hawt Chixxor. T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Got Root? PhraeaXes: One x even. T3/r5/2011-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: ill bring my djing equipment T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Isendir: fucking scrub mice T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Isendir: does anyone have this channel turned on? T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: No. Fuck off. T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Isendir: haha T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Isendir fucks off T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Harder, please. T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh forgets to change at the hundred, and breaks his wrist... T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Isendir 's dick falls off T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Isendir cries and turns off curse channel T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Why so quiet? T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: shut the fuck up!!! T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: no T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: What? T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen smacks Shotgun out of his boots with a sign reading "NO !!" T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor is agreeing with that EvilLittle Vixxen person again... T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tavvia: why the fuck not!?! T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: maybe he was talking to the voices in his head. T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: Oh yeah, actually, I get that quite a lot also T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: okay............. T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: mmmmmmmmmm T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: mMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: WHY IS NO ONE DISSING ANYONE? :D T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: cause we're nice! T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: fucking lies T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Well, i want some evil to come out now :) T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: fuckit T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: ? T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: barney kicking your ass? T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: yeah T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: new leg toy he's betatesting. T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: i hate him T3/r5/2011-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: apparently he's got the naked gay dude version instead of the hot bombshell one. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: my fucking campaign mob is overgrown oyster in maelstrom T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: with hunt trick, it's number 41 on the list T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: fuck!! T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I've made, mabyr T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: maby if the the bitch had acted right i wouldiv stayed T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I've made, mabye if that bitch had acted right I woulda stayed, but I've already wasted half my life I woulda died for you, I no longer cry for you,no more pain, bitch you took me for granted, took my heart and ran it staight into the planet,into the durt I can no longer stand it, now I want my respect I demand it, I'ma take control of this relationship I command it,and I'ma be the boss you not god damn it,and what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me, so you better hear me out, this much you owe me,I gave up my life to you, totally devoted to you while I stayed, payed for all the wayed, this is how I fucken get repayed? Look at how I dress, fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mes, allways in a rush to get back to you, I aint heard yet not even once that you you appriciate me,I deserve respect, I done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness, and I know that if I end this I will no longer have nothing left, but you keep treating m T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: tldr T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart is deafened by Mr. Dash's vuvuzela. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: ever try singing to yourself? T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: me like a staircase, its time to fucking step, and I won't be coming back so don't hold you fucking breath, you know what you done, no need to go in dept, I told you you'd be sorry, If I fucking left, I left while you wept, hows it feel now, yeah, funny ain't it you neglected me,did me a favour on my spirit free upset, but a special place for you in my heart I have kept its unfourtunate, but... It's too late for the other side, caught in a chase 25 to life... T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart is deafened by Mr. Dash's vuvuzela. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Rap is for pussies. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: I love how I go like 4 days with barely anyone on curse, then Lukesmart comes on and there's paragraphs again T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: rap is for pussies. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: lukesmart = druzil jr.! T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: Lukesmart is like the new krazykracka T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: at least he isn't wrapping about conspiracy theories, that'd be the worst of both worlds T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: er, rapping* T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: love that song T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: 24 to life- eminem T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: omg ashley its our sing!!!! bitch no its not the song was made for everyone T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Eminem is for pussies. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori gives Saint Cuthbert a nice booty smack. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert starts to giggle to herself like a little girl. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: girls are pussys and thats true, except sheemales T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: 0.o T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: i fell for this so many times its rediculas and still Im sick with this but in my sickness end up fixing your redictivis, take it evil as they adictive as they make em, my friends keep on asking why I can't just walk away from, I'm adicted to to the pian stress the drama an trama so I guess ima mess cursed them bliss but this time i AIN'T Changing my mind im climbing out this abyss, you scraeming as I walk out that I'll be missed, but when you speak of people who meant the most to you, you left me out your list,fuck you hip hop my life sentance is served bitch and its just.. courus.. the end T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: its redicules and still i stick with this im sick of this T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: heh, who knew that 1-800-REALITY could be a bad idea? T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: fuck, i got it on speed dial T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: it's a gay phone sex line! T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: .. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: i got that shit on speed dial T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: lol T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's what Sandusky's lawyer suggested folk call if they think Sandusky was guilty. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: i roleplay as newt gingrich and make the phone sex operator be mitt romney T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: newt gingrich is a phony T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: a cheating, lying phony (And i'm a moderatE) T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: im voting ron paul! T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: hes like a ralph nader with a chance T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: perhaps it was a creative way to get a dig in on your opponents, but I'd have to deduct points off for calling attention to the fact that your client stuck his wang in boybutt. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: young people will vote for him because he's libertarian and geriatrics will vote for him because he's old and texas? T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: texan T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: dokkar are you in prison? T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: worked well for Perot. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: why do you think I'm in prison? T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: Your target is taking a break in a prison! T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: gignrich: I was a "historian" for the GSEs... what a fucking load of shit from a fucking cheating liar T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: he was a lobbyist, he just doesn't have the integrity to say it T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: oh, that. I'm just hanging out somewhere in Oradrin's Chosen. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: cool T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: this is suckinsh T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: ? T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: he's sufferin' from succotash T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: level one sucks T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: why play then? T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: when you sh and u start over can you go back to ur old character/ T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you're your old character still, so your question is meaningless. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: oh.. T3/r5/2011-12-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: only thing that's changed is you have another class tacked on, your stats reset back to level 1 minimums, you lost all your practices and undeposited trains, and all your skills were removed (to be given back at 1% at the appropriate levels they were received before) T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Crotch beards give excellent grip... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is a way cuter Horsey Girl than Not Guilty Kojiro! at least he thinks... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: fucking golfers T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Butterfly in the skkkyyy.. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: don't like old people? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: I can go twice as high! T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: If you take a look, it's in a book, it's Reading Rainbooowwwww. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala raises an eyebrow. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune wonders if he knows what girls are... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake wonders if Zerune knows that Shake's his daddy. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune yay my daddy can read! T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala: strange people... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: I was just peacefully singing reading rainbow on the fucking curse chan and then a tool had to speak up. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: we're playing a text based game..and you have the nerve to say strange people? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: A TOOL UNBEKNOWNEST TO ME. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune ( I thought you were my daddy...great now I'm a bastard T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: I... am your father... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: Im actually listening to TOOL right now T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: Search your heart, you know it to be true. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: ..look I dunno who my father is at the moment but I can easily be bought T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: its christmas! T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala: .... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: .. no gifts..what crappy potential dads... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: That's simply because I dislike you. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: oh well in that case Dek!!! lol T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Dek is my lover, it's impossible for him to father you. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: well back to a bastard this is confusing ... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek hrmphs for no apparent reason. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: all this from golfers? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you are such an easy broad to please, apparently. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: I am most definitely not a golfist T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Yeah, Dek, apprently. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Apparently you are an easy broad, Dek. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: Golf is nearly as bad as the NBA T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Mind telling me why Dokkar smells like vaseline and you have a wide grin on your face, Dek? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: I do not recall! T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: That might explain this bottle of Patron I found. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: we caught Semoene in a most embarassing situation--she was just sitting there, doing NOTHING! T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: nah, I lie. We were just so bored that we decided to play Rock'em-Sock'em Robots with BootCamp newbs. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: I don't believe you. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Dek won. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: I wasn't invited :9 T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: sorry, we only had four hands. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: it happens... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: That still doesn't explain why you smell like vaseline. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: chapped lips? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Or why you walk funny today. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Butt lips kek. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: onyx T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: The rock-em-sock-em robots needed some lubrication T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: They were seized up from being in the attic for a decade T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Don't save him, he's backed into his own grave, Dek. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and I got a little too close to the action, got clipped on the nose by a stray kick. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: Speaking of seized up, let's use ky this next time. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: lulz T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: You mispelled dick, Dokkar. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, I didn't. If I was going to spell dick I'd have wrote s-h-a-k-e. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: LOL T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: That was a good one. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I had to take it, you made it so easy, heh. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: It made me laugh. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: I know you don't get very many opportunities to be funny or look clever. I thought I'd help you out. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dek: You should give him a turn on the ol' Shake Weight T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: l T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: enennnn k dek T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 100% Hate Shake: I mean T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: godanm fucking bullshit ass crap notrecall rooms T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Migash pats Xael on his head. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: Portals are handy.. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: i agree T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth: Sorry to hear about your bad experience about norecall rooms. May I ask which room it was/is? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avie: did you die? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: you may ask but i cant recall T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori smacks Xael out of his boots with a sign reading "EXPLORE !!" T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: Most no recall rooms you can portal out of. If you have done the aylorian academy goal you receive a portal from it T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: my academy portal works less than the recall T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: my exp anyways T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avie: isnt that portal no fail? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nope. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: there are noportal rooms as well T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: although more rare than norecall rooms. T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: leave the room T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: Y'all make me feel better with all of your concern and advice :) T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: If you can't portal or recall than you have to find another way out of the room T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: Maybe it is a custom exit room, have you tried the exits command? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: Or a custom 'portal' that is in the room that you have to enter T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: hehe....lol....im out...oh shit, I thiought you know T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: and my portal did not work....recall did...im retarted T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: no offense to all you retards T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and thats coming from a guy whos complainjng about a no recall rolm? T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: room* T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xael: hehe T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is a way cuter Horsey Girl than Xael! at least he thinks... T3/r5/2011-12-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fuckin fuck fuck T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aweness: fucking daily blessings are so cheep T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: mine always are -_- but its better than nothing T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: what the fuck do you mean by that T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aweness: all i got was the next 100 mobs are double exp but im quest sitting T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: erm - if you have noexp toggled on to qsit you are guaranteed at least 1 dbl quest T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: yup T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: Fuck, I hate it when I get things for free that I don't like. GOD DAMNIT. T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: TAKE YOUR FREE GIFT AND GET OFF MY LAWN T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I just misread the secret social as "their shaved secret" T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r5/2011-12-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth smacks Mael out of his boots with a sign reading "MAYBE !!" T3/r5/2011-12-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) By the many arms of Vishnu! has transformed into (*Atman*) T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: So, which fingers do you use to scratch your balls? T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: If I had any ... T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So...anyone know her? http://i.imgur.com/XC9vI.jpg T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Myriko: damn, i did not know they were taking pictures!!!! T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: BOOBS! T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And my current favourite internetage from today - http://i.imgur.com/K8Tm5.jpg T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Myriko: OMG that is sad and funny and.,, sad T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: ...a guy named Isabel? -Really-? T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hakedef: fuck broos gk broos plz his a ass T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Camric: uhm what. T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Camric: don't speak in mxit language. T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foggydew: shard T3/r5/2011-12-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: l*# *&*&%$$# T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: can also use your knot on her, once the goal has been done. T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fredderick looks around and tries to find an attractive target to stare down. T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: FUCK YOU QUESTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: ? T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: took me 40min to complete my quest and all he gives me is 8 qp?? how the fuck?!! T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: its easy, you were too slow, no tip for you T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: i can do my quest in 2min and he wil also give me 8qp T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: maybe he just doesnt like you.. try a different questor then T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: lol ok T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: fuck i hate laaaaaag!!!!!!!! T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100001 T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: QnV0IGJhc2U2NCBnZXRzIHlvdSBsYWlk ... T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: 0101100101100101011100110010000001110011011010010111001000100000011010010111010000100000011010010111001100100001 T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: now your just showing off :P T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo chuckles at Zerune's joke. T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Haha :) T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael tells Zerune to 01100110011101010110001101101011 off. T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo gasps in astonishment. T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zerune: use to be able to actually do this stuff in my head to some degree, a lot easier when numbers to binary but yea... T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: It's good for your brain. Mmmhmm. T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: OoOoOoOoOo T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: oi T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karsinuhjin: fuckin' lagbeast! T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sasuke-kun Sarutobi is wanking again. T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: lag? T3/r5/2011-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no thanks, you keep it. T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karsinuhjin: golden sands is grade A bullshit T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyrico: jesus fucking christ, someone just spent 10 minutes trying to convince me there was no such thing as a 5 stat resonate *headdesk* T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: there isn't? T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyrico: you're telling me.. that on top of the 3 luck you can typically get.. you can't get a bonus 2 in another stat? T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: ah, got my enchants confused, 5 stat reso yes, illu no T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: but illu gets up to 8 stats.... T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xyrico: yep T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: shit T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dynamo: goddam i don't get it. when i'm campaining i'm getting disconeccted every 15 sec....now i'm just kicking butt...no disconnections? T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: it's a cp bot test obviously T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: Did I hear cp? T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: beep T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: all the pros use *beep* scripts instead of bots these days T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dynamo: no probs at all now wtf? T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: so how much time does it take for a fokin area to reset? T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: with the people with the key ignoring me completely like I'm some useless tool T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: fuck's sake T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: <----- Will pay for drinkind....today........tommorrow. T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: funkin lame' T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: whoops...mis T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: forgive me further...for I am to sin more T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: HA....sin T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: simply means " to miss the mark" T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: wtfu. T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: . wrong cahnnel T3/r5/2011-12-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: asdf T3/r5/2011-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar approaches Gorsk wearing a white rubber glove and holding a jar of vaseline and exclaims "Newb Inspector, surprise inspection! Assume the position!" T3/r5/2011-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look away! Sasuke-kun Sarutobi is wanking! T3/r5/2011-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sasuke-kun Sarutobi laughs diabolically...Muhahahaha! T3/r5/2011-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome peers around himself intently. T3/r5/2011-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Draise: FUCK T3/r5/2011-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r5/2011-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome gasps in astonishment. T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sadone raises her hand in a fluid motion and pretends she's shooting a gun. T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sasuke-kun Sarutobi lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Starling ask 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sasuke-kun Sarutobi: haha. Thats a good1. Whats the cmd for that? T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is on his knees again praying to stay alive. How pitiful! T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sasuke-kun Sarutobi is wanking in front of Coloring Colori again. Eww! T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: DO QUESTS GET LOOT KILL DRAGONS AARDLIFE IS THUGLIFE T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: UHHHHHHHHH BIG PIMPIN IN THA AYLOR PUB T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: FUCK, I got 8 qps, I demand non-random rewards T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A new study by the Sauder School of Business at the University of British Columbia reveals that people may be more likely to lie over text message conversations than when they're speaking face to face. T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No shit, Sherlock o.0 T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: some people aren't happy unless they are throwing money at trying to answer stupid questions T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I am an attractive 19 year old woman. For realz. T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: cybor pl0x T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel falls down laughing. T3/r5/2011-12-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: it's one of those ncbi rofl posts, isn't it? T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ragnorakk: santa isnt real T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: WOW! Really??? T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth: he"s as real as you and I! T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro tells you all to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sasuke-kun Sarutobi is either in love with Not Guilty Kojiro or he just wants to fuck her. T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF2mT-yy4o T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: WALK WIT MAH TITS T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orar: ??? T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mael Mael Mael T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: he's trying to enjoy his Mary Kate and Ashley fantasies again. T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: who's that T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sasuke-kun Sarutobi: i am not into men with brests! That is bad! Im a perv. Not fucked or twisted T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: used to be the adorable twins on Full House, but then they grew up and one became normal and proper-headed and the other slipped painkillers to Heath Ledger when he tried to go all brokeback on her. T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: oh right T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael, being a stupid cunt, exclaims "lolx!" You now want to kill him. T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: Santa Claus tells you 'Don't be so fucking greedy, Riddim!' T3/r5/2011-12-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: <3 T3/r5/2011-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: one of those postage stamps you need to lick? T3/r5/2011-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karnok: D=====8wake T3/r5/2011-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fail T3/r5/2011-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karnok: wow... awkward T3/r5/2011-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: i wanto be a pornstar:) T3/r5/2011-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow fucking brave. ainsof puts his phone number in his whois T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: one two three and to tha four, snoop doggie dogg and docter dre is at the door, ready to make an entrance so back on up cos you know we about to rip this shit up... T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking broken cvs pipes T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: luke, thats ok, i can just lay in bed naked until monday T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira: .... T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude drizzles butter on Mayira. Time for a sprite barbecue! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira raises an eyebrow. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: they must hate you more than me becauise you'ar annoying T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart heaves a mighty Ma-Bomb at Master M. KA_BOOM! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: luke? me? annoying? what's annoying about a naked man in bed. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I'm naked in my computer chair T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or rather, what will be, once im in bed in a few hours. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: does that count T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan it does, since im not naked yet. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'm in america, so our christmas isnt for a few hours yet T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude tosses Averan up in the air, he loves it! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan is your chair wooden, plastic, metal, or a fabric lined swivel chair? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: PLASTIC!! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: plastic is fantastic T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Dirkdiggler! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: personally, i am partial to flannel. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude imagines a half naked VampireDude wearing flannel. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fucking shit fuck hell! ...thought I'd actually curse on the curse channel T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: fuckity fuck fuck ...thought you might like some company... T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: some people take naked to an offence T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: stop fucking cursing you hear! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler bursts into tears. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: look its a golden oldie T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira shakes her head. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: quit your fuckin' noise over there! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maelcum, remember when dan akroyd launched a nuke at detroit? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: no fuckin' cryin' on the curse channel dammit! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: geez some of us are concentrating.... T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: hahah yes T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: our orange juice T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: none of that either! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dirk, oh, in that case, STUNT COCK T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: thats what im used for T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: im a stunt cock used in female 'action' movies T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dirk, do you ever find that women preper a sybian saddle to you? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: oh, dear, I thought you were the chicken T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahahaha T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: cocka doo del dooooo T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: goddammit lukesmart that was uncalled for!!!! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: nkosi sikaleli africa T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira wiggles her bottom. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: eans god bless africa T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: means T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira: ... T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: crack a bottle let your wobble T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: body T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (vuvuzella) T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayira raises an eyebrow. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: santa didnt cum yet? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: he's too old T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: awe all i got was a fucking christmas card T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: so open it and see which hot fantasy model pops out T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: A Christmas Gift Card (2011) is not a container. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: try read card - like it said when it gave you the card T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: it T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: it gives you the directions when you get the card T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe ill go out for some egg nog pancakes X.X T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ooh double T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: who are you talking to T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: huh? Vampiredude is coming out of the closet just cause of eggnog pancakes? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: by the way, do you guys know how to clean semen out of fabric? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: I always found the best way to handle that problem was to not cum all over your stuff. Just sayin'. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: stop masturbating for your dog T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Or masturbating your dog T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Or masterbating with your dog. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Or letting your dog play with your weenie. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: No, that's just you. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: (Friend) xxx: 'If you don't have soap, use water and baby powder' T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Oh come on, Lemon. I know you're ugly but that's no reason to refer yourself as "the dog" T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what kind of fabric? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Saint Cuthbert *lix* The local Lemontree! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Cuthbert, you've just been poisoned T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar a cotton polyester blend T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Fuck you. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: A sweater? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: That's gonna be a long haaaard scrubbin' T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: do you have a washing machine? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Just the way he likes it! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Try waiting till' it's dry and scratch it off. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: that made me gag T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Lemontree would scratch at dried cum T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: In all honesty, if you don't have a washing machine I don't see why you couldn't just soak it in some warm water, loosen the stain then scrub. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: heh, I love how you have your priorities set. You've got aard, but no wasing machine. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: aard is free T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I'd lose my washing machine before I lost my computer/internet, were it to come to that T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the phone/computer is not, though. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Alot of people don't have washing machine's. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Machines* T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: A lot* T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: can get a comp cheaper these days :D T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: they usually have access to one shared between tenants, though. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I mean, we have a maid who scrubs at clothes in a large bucket and a bar of soap. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: can get a computer good enough to play aard for way cheaper than a washing machine T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: and there's always the coin-ops. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: maybe he doesn't want to take his cum soaked shirt to the laundromat T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: 'write failed: broken pipe' T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude cries on your shoulder. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Wish I had Abelinc on my flist. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey tree, you think i should join a frat? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Eh? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, not eh. a different frat T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking cvs. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: killed by signal 2 T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: happy fuck-less virgin birth of the baby jesus day! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck yeah i just mastered hallowd light T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh cum let us adore him... oh cum let us adore him... oh cum ye oh cum ye to beth el e ham. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gradulo: merry fucking christmas, indeed. :D T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gradulo, merry fucking virgin birth! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: hmm, the hobbit, "Merry" got together with Christmas Jones from Bond? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: chimeishio dunno? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i've got carols stuck in my head T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh cum ye oh cum ye to beth el e hem T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cum and behold him. born the king of angels. oh cum let us adore him. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh cum let us adore him... oh cum ye oh cum ye... to beth el eham T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yet again, Dashiell: lol, you're as good with the words as the four-year-old across the street T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: danke schon dashiell T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShenDragon: gehen sie zum teufel! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShenDragon: *snicker* T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shen, you are so redundant T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: take it to foreign lang chan T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: he's redundant also T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you ever hear the story of how phoenix, freed from dragon, flew north? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: nah, the four year old is better, he actually tries T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShenDragon: He obviously has no idea how to speak German T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: bitte T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShenDragon: and Idom, I cannot curse in a foreign language in a foreign language cahn, so shove it T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shen, i can say ein bitte, and i can say zwei bitte. what moer do i need T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is there actually a foreign lang chan? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShenDragon: one please and two please do not really help... T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: ftalk, grouptalk, spouse, clantalk T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShenDragon: it is eine bier bitte you need to know lol T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shen, its seriously useful though. it got me through octoberfest just fine T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: prob should be a public one T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: no, there shouldn't T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: idom it would be a good ideas board post T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: then all the estonians could spam all the australians that have it on T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: i would have it off most likely T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it'd be like gclan T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the estos already speak natively plenty T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude misses gclan. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: fuck fuck fuckity fuck i cant get a sh drag T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: astridome, would you fuck the virgin mary if it meant your son would be agod? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: yes! T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you think she was dainty and slight the way they depict her in movies, or do you think she was short and plump with a typical semitic facial setup? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if the virgin mary was actually large and whale like similar to someone like rosie o donnel T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: would you still fuck her? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: she was probly poes ugly to be a virgin T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who knows. T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alman: I am self centered and need to learn how do things for people other than myself...because I don't go to church? T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: right, now I feel a bit like a jerk for asking T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: last mob in a room with 5 fuckin aggros T3/r5/2011-12-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: weee T3/r5/2011-12-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: mandatory - 'that's what she said' T3/r5/2011-12-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r5/2011-12-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Paramorta: fuck fuck fuck fuck T3/r5/2011-12-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: it's cool, it went _okay_ T3/r5/2011-12-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: did you touch something!? T3/r5/2011-12-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azirafel: bastard :) T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: shit! shit! shit! .... there im now im done with poop talk T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking windows T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking stdout messages T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who gives a fuck if i have /var/mail stop interrupting my aard x.X T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is there any real effect on the digestive system if a girl swallows rather than rinses out at a sink? T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Protein? T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dread Lord Morinon: Protein, higher chance of STD transmission. T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: some additional amino acids? there is not really more than a trace amount of protein, more in a booger T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: morinon really? you can get stds through the g-i tract? T3/r5/2011-12-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok, well, back to getting cvs to work and trying to get mplayer to play a dvd so that i dont have to rely on porn for visual stimulus T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: FUCK. MY COMPUTER IS NOT LETTING ME GET OUT OF CAPS FUCKING BSD T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: hold down shift? T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Covenant: delete yourself T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: REDRYN ITS NOT WORKING. T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Fucking women. Adjective. T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well if nobody needs anything i'm going to go vomit like a good hungover vampire T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont ge thow bats manage to sit upside down all day without spewing. T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking groff being fucking required for fucking e2fsprogs but not in the dependency tree T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i fucking miss windows T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Microsoft Windows ponderingly. T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck, i cant attack questor anymore? T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: say it ain't so T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude chews viciously on Mael's limbs! Eek! T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Narcissister: nom nom nom T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mael, you're no longer chew toy worthy, and questor is no longer attackable T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: man... life sucks T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: might as well take a long walk off a short pier T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i can't... i'm inland T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: be creative, i'm sure there are some tall buildings around T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they lock their doors T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: and lumberyards T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no lumber yards that i know of T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: pretty sure our lumber is shipped in from missouri T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: why wont anybody help me with my fucking goal T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: well that's certainly not an advisable way to get some help T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: people dont generally help with goals. they might give you hints T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Astridome: well i just wanto know how to challenge the champ in the camps goal T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: maybe cduel social T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: 'social challenge' can start by trying those T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: I really think you're overthinking the problem Astridome T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: or maybe a hint in 'task here' T3/r5/2011-12-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: i havent done that one, but have you looked at the help for tornament camps as well as the goal help? some mobs need specific words, some socials...keep trying T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: so this teacher is handing out honey-flavored lifesavers in class, the kids can't identify the flavor because they don't know the color of honey lifesavers, the teacher gives them a hint "it's something your mommy might call your daddy" this one kid spits it out and goes "HOLY CRAP THEY'RE ASSHOLES"... the teacher asked the kid to leave the room T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Kids do say the darnedest things, though. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: did you see the clip about the kid trying to say the word "freckles"? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage Xgiga: eys T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage Xgiga: xxx T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage Xgiga: i got dumped today lol T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage Xgiga: damn that sucks T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i was not too long ago T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archangel' Jehudiel: ah T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Holy piss, that was a long hiatus. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude urinates. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: finally rememberde my password T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: was your password buttercup? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hateyou: damn it now i have to change it T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Pringle doesn't play anymore. :/ T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Self-adoring PhraeaXes still does, though. :( T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what? No more potato crisps?! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: So the new Elitist movement is for Instincts, I see. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era... join me in cursing lem dagor T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lem dagor? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yes. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'm not sure who or what that is, son. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... no retort, then I can't help ya. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I fucking love reading the posts of Lasher nuking bots. Hil-air-ee-us. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh, was there another? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'm reading old posts, haven't been on in a year or two. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I have killed every fucking cougarian citizen here 2000 times over and they are not my campaign mob. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Got the right place? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: then you didn't get the right one. use the hunt trick T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I have no idea if i have the right place. I looked up a map of this place and it's not even remotely accurate T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Copy/Paste the line of that campaign mob for us. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I just want to beat whoever made this zone with a fucking club T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: You still have to kill * a Cougarian citizen (The Cougarian Queendom) T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Type AREA to find out who the builder is. :P T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: help hunt tric T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hmmm, make sure when you SCAN the area, you look for citizens with a capital Cougarian. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: It would appear that Whitdjinn is an asshole. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yo dawg, I heard you like citizens... T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I've decided the citizen is behind a locked door for which I can't find the key (I've killed everything here and nothing's dropped a key.) T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What level zone is that? I'm a little too baked to check it myself. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Senator Starbug: then you haven't killed the doctor T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I dunno, it's like 150 or so T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: the doctor has the silver key T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh fuck son, I'm just a level 30 supernewbie. :| T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I never thought to go back to the medic tent. Thanks Phlip! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Three cheers for the hint-giver! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era exclaims "just ONE more quest, then bedtime!" Ya, suure. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh fuck, already caught up on the boards. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: The shit goes fast when you use note catchup on the ideas board. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hey, where the fuck is Semoene? That queen has never left the game for more than a week. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: she's been out for coming up on two months now, good question. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Curse isn't as popular as it used to be... is it just the time of night? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the rugrats are off for the holidays, so they get to stay up later. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well shit sticks. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Question about Recreate: does it keep your Birth Date? Or is that reset as well? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: why would you recreate? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck it, I'll ask on Q&A... T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: iirc reset T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: it is essentially a deletion T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Just curious. I have a few friends that have like 5-6 year old level 5 characters and shit. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: An old birth date is a time of prestige here, as it is anywhere, so they wanted to know if they'd keep that. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Naturally I told them they shouldn't have been lazy fucks in the first place, and just played the God damn game. That went over their heads. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: yea i dont know, but i'd guess no T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: can't be that important if you're gonna just throw out the rest of the character. It's just another number, after all. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: no to keeping old date i mean T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: i say yes, and it's not hard to test T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol Kirua, I volunteer you then. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: yea create a new char and recreate in couple days T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Eh, my Q&A channel has been off for years. They can find out for themselves then. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: your date will get reset T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'll tell them that it doesn't reset, just so I can hear their bitching and whining if they ever do come back. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: recreate is same as starting fresh, so , i would think so T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You drink some salt water from a large frosted pitcher of milk. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M698ENH-IVY T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: oops, wrong channel T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Holy fuck, when did they introduce Blindfighting? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh?!?! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fucking wrong channel/ T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ick! 2 minutes? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: FUCK!! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I'm fairly sure you'd have to not follow baseball to never hear of Pete Rose T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: mis T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Joke of an institution T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: for the players, the lockout wasn't business. it was personal, and they were tired of owners and their ringleader stern treating them like children T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... eh? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: mis, from sports T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh, lol T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckin shit mate...what about this channeL? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What about this fucking channel? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: "open up your hearts and let that hate out" T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: this is the channel where we talk about locals discounts at spearmint rhino. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: 19 year old chicks are overrated, try comparing a bj from a 40-year old and a 19-year old, who do yoou think wins? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: "open up your anus and let the cocks in T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: the 40yr old if shes missing teeth T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler gasps as he realizes what Setwanted Snewb did. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Experienced much? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I did say 40, not 80... T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: How the fuck do I get to Swimming Out to Sea in Adventures in Sendhia? There's nothing hidden here, and no direction flags. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: just jump in the fucking ocean and start swimming! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: ^ T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: help recreate? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: hurr durr T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: just because you don't see it doesn't mean it's hidden. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: This fucking area didn't exist last time I was on. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Era...it's just Ultima redone T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: sure it did T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckin shit! shit hell! T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Bullshit T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: and Gaardian has a map of the area T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yeah, I'm lookin' at it... T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ok, a little help here with Sendhia? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: still stuck on swimming out to sea? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I have no idea what the command is... T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: what part? T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the use of the EXIT command is probably involved. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: fucking type exits T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: there isnt one - follow the damn map around instead of trying to use the "dive down" command T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: i don't get why you ask here too T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: he's one of them fetishists who gets off on abuse. T3/r5/2011-12-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: ahhh T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well FUCK me, the God damn entrance to that side of the map is alllll the way in the opposite direction.... in the middle of a maze where only ONE direction takes you there. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: How fucking retarded. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That is fucking retarded. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: its good building. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: if every area was built like War of Wizards, what fun would it be T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: A map that requires a cheat sheet (a map from gaardian) that doesn't make use of wit or deduction, is not good building in my opinion. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: nah kimr would be better - you have room portals in wizards T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: War of Wizards was shit. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i wonder how the gaardian people made the map T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: cheat sheet or map? it's a fucking linear area... T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i bet they got a cheat sheet from the builder without using any wit or deduction! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: if you cant mentally map out areas then all you are going to do is bitch about things T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Considering how I've been to 66% of the rest of the mud with this character with no problems like this one, I'll chalk it up as a fluke. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb shrugs helplessly. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: middle of a maze? we're still talking about sendhia, right? there are no mazes in sendhia T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: there are two T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: there are fucked up exits, but no mazes T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's a relatively small area, too. My gripe isn't with the fact that one side exits out into the beginning of the area... my grip is that the only entrance to that one side is amongst the maze that leads to the last side of the area. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's a relatively small area, too. My gripe isn't with the fact that one side exits out into the beginning of the area... my grip is that the only entrance to that one side is amongst the maze that leads to the last side of the area. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: east then west not taking you back to the start isn't the same as a maze. there is nothing randomized with any exits in sendhia T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh fuck me, double-click. Sorry, ignore that. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: that's a maze, biker, just not a random maze T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Biker, the two mazes are: Land of the Lotus-Eaters, and The Sendhi Sea. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: no, it's a non-euclidian layout. it's not a maze T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: ok, I can agree on that :) T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: from any given room, going north will ALWAYS take you to the same room T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: confusing layout != maze T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It would have to be mapped out if you didn't already have a map as a reference. Instead of using more rooms, they used reverse and redirects, which makes it a maze. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: The layout isn't confusing, the tiny entrance to the palace hidden amongst the entrance to the nursery is just frustrating. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: no, it doesn't make it a maze any more than fabled forest is a maze T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: it's meant to disorient you and give the appearance of a maze T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: let's split it 50/50, call it a faze T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: There's a spot in the Sendhi Sea that loops back and forth between two rooms if you continue north. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: well, 75/25 anyways =) T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: right, that's true in tons of non-maze areas T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'd rather deal with more rooms, than fewer. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: the pillars in diatz loop you back and forth if you keep going east! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: fking mazes, how do they work?! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Sendhi Maze, I am disappoint. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Setwanted Snewb: they are like scientologists, you dont like them, dont understand them, and dont want to go anywhere near them T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: most non-euclidian layouts are there because the builder couldn't come up with anything original imho T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Scientologists are just self-righteous asshats with a superiority and God complex, like any fanatic Christian. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: no T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: because mazes are no longer allowed T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: not that I could do better T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: More rooms make for a more entertaining, and confusing, maze/face/whatever. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: maze/*faze*/whatever T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: phazuul T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Time to pour a couple shots... T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: scientology is definitely not christianity, it's based on a newer book of fiction.... T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hey what do you get with 60% buttershots, 35& Bailey's and 5% Frangelico? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: fat T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol, virgin drinker detected T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: drunk college chicks ? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: They're both asshats, Ranrr. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr rapidly nods twice at The Stoned Era, in complete agreement. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Both preach about shit they don't know shit about, and try to convince you otherwise. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Anyway.... it's a Buttery Nipple! You've never had a buttery nipple before? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Damn, them some smooth shots. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Now I am definitely disappoint. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Good to know they're doing all right. :3 T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: FUCKING wrong channels... T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I don't buff for money, but I might boff. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: goddamn i love vorpal T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: Santa Claus tells you 'Don't be so fucking greedy, Lukesmart!' T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liraela: haha T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck ya'll, good night. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: westside we ride when we with a gad, you claim to be a player but I fucked yo wife, we bust em badboys niggahs fucked for life T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Optikslobb: poor old Paul, he went to war with the internet and lost.. lmao T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: war how? I ain't been following T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: I thought he was against invasive government nonsense T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: although I did see he got porn made of him :D T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: always a good way to tell the internet is winning a fight against you, you get pr0n'd T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Optikslobb: some marketing rep got his ass handed to him by a customer and Mike from PAX.. freaking hilarious what ensued, just happened a few days ago.. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Optikslobb: not talking ron paul, talking somebody else :P T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Really? You're only now finding out about Ocean Marketting/Stratagy? Get Thou To Reddit! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Optikslobb: i don't follow gaming like i use to, but i been following this for the past few days :P T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Armer: oh lol not the important paul T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Optikslobb: 'important' paul won't win either :P T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Dun dun DUN! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era babbles to Miinikoer Gravy for what seems an eternity, how can Miinikoer Gravy stand it? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Is there a way to put breaks in the music channel? So that it's not in paragraph form? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: huh? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Like lyrics lyrics; lyrics lyrics; lyrics lyrics, where the ; drops down to the next line? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you have to do it via script, otherwise you're just making spammy multiple channel submissions. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ehhhh, fuck dat. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Genuwine's Pony will have to wait. ;( T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: music lyrics lyrics lyrics ; music lyrics lyrics lyrics ; music lyrics lyrics lyrics T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yeah, that's kinda what I wanted to avoid. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Bitches and whores. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: thank you sir may i have another T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuckin' walk wit mah tits! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: they have surgery for that T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/romania-s-ice-hotel-1325184251-slideshow/ice-hotel-photo-1325184080.html this place makes titties better. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's a right to walk with yo tits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF2mT-yy4o T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What the fuck ever happened to typing everything out in a text-based game? Marcos are one thing, but why the shit are triggers becoming a "must"? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: gotta have it now culture T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You mean the Entitlement Generation? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: fuck typing T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's a God damn shame when adults look to kids for advice in how to use the mutha fuckin' internet. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: The shit is not that fuckin' difficult for Christ's sake. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Were you previously called Erra? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: No, Erra was a girl. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: cry me a fucking river T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I would, but I haven't had my daily juice box of fag tears. Wonna donate? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: yes wanna come get em T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Senator Starbug: ok, dial back the personal attacks T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: He'll donate you a whole gallon after he gets done being fucked by his mom and her dog. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh snap... did you get that video Starling? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: When did trivia points shoot up in price again? Them bitches were under 2 mill last time I was around. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and that was? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: A year ago or so. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: with in that time T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Awesome. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: A bag of shit, awesome. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era seems to be spying on Coloring Colori, did Coloring Colori just sit on that random penis?!?! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Wow, Vaedus actually took the time to put me on his ignore list. He must have thinner skin than the American President. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: So sad, and not even lulz worthy. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: oh to meet in person T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: i wish it T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: stooge T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'll bet you would, virgin. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I don't give freebies, though. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: are you offering my first? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 29 Dec 19:52 - Vaedus tells you 'to offend is a sign of weakness' T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: awww T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I offer the truth, if you're man enough. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: im not a man T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: but go ahead T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: heh, as if that were the first time such a statement were uttered. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: When did you hit that mort, Starling? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Which mort? T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: mort 2 of that tier. T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Not long ago T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Max your shit yet? :3 T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era seems to be spying on Vaedus, did Vaedus just sit on that random penis?!?! T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: lookin for the old folk T3/r5/2011-12-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vaedus: whoops...mis...channel T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well that thread died too fucking fast. :( T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: No. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryke: It lived for far too long. :P T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: not enough mudslinging T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: But the lulz were just getting started when people went into research mode to prove and disprove points. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Why do they always die so young? T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well shit, time to hit the rack then. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I hope to see more posts defending the word irregardless when I log on tomorrow, that would be most satisfying. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It sure as fuck would... T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Can you fuckers get back to trolling each other about proper grammar? This softcore flaming shit is boring. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: your what? T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: The notes on General. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: don't be a poser, Era. Step and lead by example. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Read note 20210, I already tried to add fuel, but it obviously didn't take. :( T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori screams "trololololololololololololololololololo" at The Stoned Era. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: a grey wolf yells 'HELP! Era is trying to rob me!' T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hilarious. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lag T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: test T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Your test failed. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Starling scream 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: 14 percent of women orgasm prematurely. How does that even matter, given the plumbing involved? It's not like they're going to "run out". T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It means that when their pussy starts to pulsate, the man can climax easier and sooner. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: apparently not. Those 14 percent rolled over and went to sleep. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Men use (and lose) testosterone during sex. Women actually gain it. That's why male boxers don't bang bitches before a fight, and female boxers do. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: and obviously female boxers bang bitches, and not men T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Turn it around all you want, you know what I meant. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: no, I thought you had it put correctly T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Teh epic lulz omg wtf bbq T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuck test T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: how many of you went to college? T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Test fail T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: moi T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: what do you think is the typical hook-up rate of the college career? T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Who cares? T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: dunno, 4-5? T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I'll take that as an "at least 2". 90% of college students thought the average hookup was at least 2, but only 37% actually were telling the truth. :P T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Facinating. Time to go linkdead. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: cool, a species of squid goes around jizzing on other squid. T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: beast-lovin' causes penis cancer. Makes you look at the donkey a little differently, huh? T3/r5/2011-12-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Bitches and Whores. T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well happy God damn fucking New Year everybody! What a fucking wonderful way to start a new 365 1/4th cycle... on your way Orlando Regional Medical Center to visit your little sister in the fucking Trauma Center after a car accident! T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fucking AWESOME! Beautiful! T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke blinks innocently. T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: did dwight howard come to visit her? should tweet at him T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: FUCK!!!!! T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Is she okay...? T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Well T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Not "okay" T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: well to be fair you don't visit corpses T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Won't know till I get there, but I heard her screaming in the background when I called the Chaplin. T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Have a Hap-Hap-Happy fucking New Years Eve everyone! T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Great fucking day! T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow i fucking love spirit shield T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I will see your random spellup and raise you one fucking awesome hour double T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see your hour of double and raise you one big penis. T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: My big penis is always raised, your point is moot T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my point may be nugatory, but its never moot. T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: wtb breasts, 2 minutes hold with 3 squeezes, pst T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hmm, such brave women...a topless coffee shop in Maine? Even if it wasn't burned down, wouldn't the fear of spills and splashing make it impractical? T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I wonder if they fry bacon, too? T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene chuckles '*dix* me pweeze :)' T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck, patronising cunts T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: I hate that T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: I hate patronising cunts T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: they don't deserved to be patronised T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fuck me, Light Relief potions have a weight of 4 T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: that's more like Heavy Relief T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You let out a string of curses at Mcmartin that would get you Jailed... but we censored you instead. T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pop out Mcmartin's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: there, that one's better...stupid "fuck" social that isn't trying to fuck T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka tells you to **click** your heels together three times and go FUCK YOURSELF! T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: between fingering people and combattexts like this :Your thrust MUTILATES a woman! :you gotta wonder about some of the creators of ths :/ T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Not sure why they put your mom in the game, but I guess you're probably glad they did T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth nods T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's almost like they're a bunch of 12-year-old boys giggling because they thought someone said "pianist". T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: haha T3/r5/2011-12-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i foresee anything goes in this game should be entertaining people being people : )