T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I hate these fucking Sarah McLaughlin tear-jerk guilt-trip save-the-animals commercials T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Hey cunt, why don't you spend some of your millions and save the fucking animals yourself, bitch? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No? Thought so, hypocrite, please fuck off and stop polluting the airwaves with this shit. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gradulo: fuck...one of those is on my tv right now. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: lol T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Because that would require being responsible, instead of just blaming everybody else. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gradulo: get me back to watching tosh,0 damn it. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: All hail the Mute button. Hail! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh noes, the little kitties and doggies all suffer alone, guess what, a lot of people suffer alone too, and a lot of them will die before anyone gives half a shit about them. Why not spend some of those bucks on saving the people? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: tv is gey I dont even own one T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So you've never seen Schoolhouse Rock, then? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I swear, the only commercials tonight have been Sarah McFuckwit tear-jerks and Trojan Man condom commercials. God damn, change it up. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: last time i watched cable was well over 5 yrs ago T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I haven't seen a Trojan Man commercial in ages. Just the new ones with the people in labcoats. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Cable is awful, except for Cartoon Network T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: They had an Adventure Time marathon today, I liked that. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: im thinking of getting one of those 3d tv's thos soon as they come out with a new console. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's always the fucking stupid labcoat commercials now. They don't show the peeping Tom guy with no face who just happens to always show up right before young people are about to bone. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: ill check that schoolhouse rock out tho i still download and buy tv shows but i cant do commercials T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: (Curse) Karkaroth: ill check that schoolhouse rock out tho i still download and buy tv shows... buy tv shows... BUY tv shows... BUY. What the fuck man? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: lol I like the packages they come in T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth grins sheepishly T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: P-packages? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era smirks. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: haha T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: All I heard was you like packages. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What kind of packages? Bulbs or danglers? :3 T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: when your as lonely as i am gender starts to not matter T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era frowns at what Karkaroth did. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie pukes. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: sides theres no better bj than a toothless tranny doin a life bit on parole T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Why would you let your mom do that to you? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era clutches at his chest and falls over dead. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth puts spde away holes deep enough i think T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: o.O what the actual fuck? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: As opposed to what the theoretical or hypothetical fuck? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: now wheres my mom T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: grins T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Uh... what? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: No more drugs, for that man... T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If I had a toothless tranny parent performing oral sex on me, I'd want a shit ton of drugs too. Don't fault the man for his intoxicants, they're somewhat necessary. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: doh how did mom become the toothless tranny lol T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I think you're underscoring the... oh forget it. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: in fact i think its impossible can tranies be female to start ? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: or is it the other way around T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You're thinking of what Cartman's mom is... trannies have surgery to become the Obamanation that they are. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Did I spell that right? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: no T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Close enough. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: obomination* T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ahhh, thank ye. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era snickers softly. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: im wrong too T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era seems to be spying on Karkaroth, did Karkaroth just sit on that random penis?!?! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: u know its only gey if ur the catcher right pitchin's cool. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: If that's what you have to tell yourself, okay. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Nah guy, it's guy if you're involved regardless. Just ask Semoene. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: -gey- T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: o T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Thinking about all your past experience now, aren't ya? :P T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: nah im gonna get real now kinda played out on the geyness now I dont think i have any more matarial o wait i got a joke T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Please don't tell it. Please? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: 2 dammit its good T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: mind if i tell a smart one then T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's your funeral. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: 2 guys walk into a bar T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Gay T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: youd have thought the second one woulda seen it comin T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You need another beer, Kark. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: brb T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: iv actually had a tradesman come back 2 hours later and say he finally got that :P T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's deplorable. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: ye kinda took me 2 seconds T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You only lasted 2 second after your mom started going to town on you? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: mind you he was a matterdaddy T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: you and my mom wats up with that T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: She's a popular fella. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth chuckles T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: totally off topic but man am i really impressed with how addicting this game is totally thought this would be gey. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You've never played a text-based game before? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: no just the mainstream mmo's T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Welcome to the world of Imagination. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I've been playing Aardwolf almost 15 years, 13 of them on this character. It's surprising how it draws you in. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I knew I was hooked that day in my school's computer lab, when that kid explained to me what Aardwolf was, and how to play, back when I was 16. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: i dont remember how old i was when i started playing T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm now 30 years old :) T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: I tried it out a couple yrs ago but very very briefly I didnt really give it a shot T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: it was the same year that the mud darkness falls went under, so i guess if i looked that up i'd figure it out T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: first death I logged and never came bck till 34 days ago T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: 4* T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I started on Aardwolf back on AOL 2.5, when zMud had their 30 day trials that you could cheat the registry files. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: 4* T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Dying is completely inconsequential T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I would play Aardwolf for the leveling and slaying, and Gemstone 3 for the RP. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Good time. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Aardwolf has always been an RP mud, bro. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: gemstone3 was the biggest fucking ripoff ever T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: When AOL wasn't free, it was a bitch. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: darkness falls went under in 1999 so i guess thats when i started playing aardwolf T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: By free, I mean flat-rate of course. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: iv always wanted to try rping I just dont think i have the vocabulary for it suppose id pick it up over time T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: rp isn't about the vocab, it's about the character portrayal T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's the beauty of RP. You can make characters that aren't very articulate, you just have to know how to communicate. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It's sort of about the vocabulary... T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you can play a dumbass with so little verbal skills the word "hi" is the most intelligent thing it can say T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: vocab was the wrong word T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix had a player RP a lizardman barbarian once... INT score of 4...talk about dumb T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Well. ... The narrative portion is about the vocabularly, anyway T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Vocabularly is a word now T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Gemstone pretty much covered all the narratives, it came down to character interaction and relationship. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: rykes nailing it on the head I dont mean I dont have a good command of the english language I just would ave trouble expressing it in a rp form T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yeah...the main problem i had with gemstone was the fact at level 4 you could die to those cloud spells people would spam in the dungeons T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: i loved darkness falls for the open pvp aspect T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: i was one of those jerks that killed new players all the time (which was legal) T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: the imms or gms or whatever they were called there actually had to pay high level players to try to stop me T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'd play Aardwolf and Gemstone at the same time. Alt-Tabbed my fingers into oblivion. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: darkness falls is the name of the game ? were not talking about the single most best pvp mmo ever invented doac ? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: doac was based on darkness falls T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: made by same designers T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: o really T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: was it a mud or ? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: yes it was a mud T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: to this day I still think doac was the best mmo T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: never played it but i wouldnt doubt it T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: the class mechanics were great only thing I didnt like was having to have 2 accounts T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ok, I'm fuckin' done with Armor Games tonight. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: the death system in darkness falls was pretty unforgiving though T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: the con stat was basically the number of lives you had, and if you died that many times your character was wiped T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ouch. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: and when you died your items laid scattered in the room instead of in your corpse so anyone could take your items T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Sounds like Gemstone before the Ice Age. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: ruff T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: thats why imms/gms actually had to pay high level players to try to stop me from killing new players because it was driving them away T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Cool story, bro. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: haha T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: There's a lot of unforgiving pricks out ther-, oh sorry. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: theres more to the story but id actually have to explain the game a bit further T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: doac? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: darkness falls T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If it involves your mom blowing you, as I suspect it does, we don't want or need to know. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: no df T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Why torture yourself? The game doesn't exist anymore. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: it just left a huge impression on me i guess T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: mind you i was a kid when i played it T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I get the same kind of boner when I think of Baldur's Gate... except I can play that game today. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: haha T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Imoen wasn't -that- hot. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: She was fucking annoying in the first game, and a weak mage in the second. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So true T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: "Hey oiy! It's me, Imoen!" "SHUTGUN" T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Aerie was more annoying, however. But I couldn't not have her in my party, because she kicked ass. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: i played about 30 minutes of baldurs gate and i got bored of it T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I edit the fuck out of that game. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: lies that game was epic in its time T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: but that was last year and my attention span for text-heavy games was already very small T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: After you've beaten it a couple times, it's no longer text-heavy. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Pop Quiz! What was the answer to the Genie's riddle in Aerie's Tent, right after the starter dungeon? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: says the guy playing a mud T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Touche. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: ive been t1 for 7 years T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Says the tier 1. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: it took 6 years to even reach t1 T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ahem. <---- T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: you have more hours than me T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's.... just sad. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: i have less hours played than you in 12-13 years time T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: it was harde back then tho wasnt it T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: harder * T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It was hard this morning, until your mo-.... T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: and over half my hours were probably from the first 3 years or something T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: so... attention span completely shot T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: hush startling o wai.. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: starling* T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: even quests were too draining thats why i failed a fifth of them T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: They only gave you like 10-20 minutes for quests back then. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Now you almost get a fucking hour. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: im failing this one cuz of u guys its oe stupid damn fish lol T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Should have been a Wolfen, brah. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: i actually probably failed most of my quests back then cuz i didnt know what speedwalks were T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: arnt they only good for begining levels T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Speaking of speedwalks, the runto command is the fucking shit. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: its ok for nubs, otherwise its massively slow T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: Im assuming this wasnt always the case T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: speedwalks? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: always been the case, plenty of folks out there didn't use it when it came in because they had better speedwalks/scripts set up already T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Lots of things used to not always be the case. Hell, we used to be in Midgaard. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Stone snakes used to be outside the west gate, and tumbleweeds out the east. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: i think i was still using speedwalks for at least a year until i discovered "runto" because i dont read the changelogs when i come back every year or so T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: happy fucking new year T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: Yup Finally fucking 2012 Happy new year west Coast T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Not quite. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: now hopefully those aztecs got it right and we get wiped off the face of the planet in exchange for something decent T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: now now maybe just maybe i can kill one fucking mob bfr someone finishes the gquest u get something for that right >< T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fucking fucked-up fucking fuck T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: o do tell T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fucking fuck da fuck T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fukidofukdidifuckafuck T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuck this fuking fuked-up fuck-a-thon T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: I love when people discover the god-damn curse channel :) T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuck vorpsla T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I totally agree. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Who's vorpsla? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuck vorpals and herpes T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I'm confused as to how the two are related T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: But I'm fairly certain I don't want to fuck herpes. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: pointless curse... fucking sorry T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: but cursing is therapeutic T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So...this exists - http://www.stdwizard.org/ T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: not surprising T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: STD Wizard casts level 3 Infliction of Herpes at you! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh, so does wizardsofthecoast.com T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vakieh first roll initiative T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in soviet russia, initiative rolls you? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck, the name initiative is available for use T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: haha T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: fuck cursed eq T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: wish it away :-P T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: yeah hate those T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That moment right after you hit your balls...but before the pain starts. It is at once the best and worst time possible... T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke cringes away from Vakieh in mortal terror. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I dropped a book. It did not end well. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ambassador Townsend: no when a ball gets kicked and hits you full force T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: its the same feeling u get when ur raid healing and yu know before anyone else does that your going to wipe T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: fuckity fuck fuck T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: Fuck a duck with chucks T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: a duck with chucks will fuck you up for a buck T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: a buck fuck with ducks is worth the bucks. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Cluck you T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene: a pink chink with a dinky winky pinky T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Someone Semoene just called Imouto Saelle an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone Semoene just wants to Serve And Fuckoff. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: good fucking morning ! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: it's fucking evening T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: its my fucking world not yours T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth grin T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr pats Karkaroth on his head. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: thanks i needed that T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: This satellite internet guy comes to do a hookup gets here says he cant hook it up cuz theres no good spot on the houese with a south view T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i say put it on the tree like the last guy did ( the sats still there ) T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: i hate sat internet T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: O we only attach em to solid structures T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: who do you have it through T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: he says T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i say its a fucking tree its gonna be there after this house crumbles T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: welll if it falls off he says T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: sat's great if you have a good TV. Directv just changed their display to be all high-def and now on our standard-def and old HD unit you can barely read anything. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i say if it falls off it means u didnt do ur job T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: i liek the tv but the internet sucks T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: well i cant do it he says and leaves i call the company they charge me 300 buks T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: who did you go through T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: 300 bukkakes? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i say its my satellite if i want it on the tree put it on the damn tree T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: charged you 300 for nothing? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: refute the claim :p T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: that's rough T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i cant recall the company the home owner ordered it there supposed to be the best T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: dispute that, or cancel. We had a similar situation occur with AT&T over UVerse, the salesman got us to sign up but UVerse wasn't actually available in our area. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: we got like 3 months free on everything we were already paying AT&T for. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rolst: try hughs net they are who i went through and there is no setup fee T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: there sending another fellah to put it on the tree turns out the installer is the only one who doesnt like putting it on trees more work i guess T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: hughes net is sucky saternet. No good for aarding. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: curse ye i didnt like anything i read about sat internet T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: all sat internet has huge latency and is bad for aard T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: but i live on the side of a mountain 20 miles from the mst pathetic town youv ever seen aint going to have high speed here for like ever T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: move! :D T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: its gotta be better than what im working with now iv had 56k in a city before this 56 k is like 5k T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lafalot: attacking satellite to a tree sc T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: u wouldnt believe the view i have here T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lafalot: is a bad idea T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: latency is probably a bigger problem than actual speed T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i live smack in the middle of 6 mountains T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you're the Dali Llama? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: a 100mbps line with 500ms ping will suck more for gaming than a 512 with 50ms T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: ye i figured that but at least with sat I can download T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: you wants the porn, huh? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ladyhawke Auspice: it's hard to fap when you're only getting a frame every few seconds. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i live alone in the middle of nowhere whadda u thik T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: anticipation makes it more intense. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: what align do you mrun T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: mis T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ladyhawke Auspice: Yeah, until you're stuck staring at a penis for five minutes. That ruins the whole thing. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: lol T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the trick is to do the lezzie ones instead. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if you want something softer, go for the solo stuff. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i like solo T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ladyhawke Auspice: Ahhh, Dokkar is a smart man. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: jpeg pro T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ladyhawke Auspice: at a glance I thought you said mpreg T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ladyhawke Auspice: and I nearly raged T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I am highly proficient in the exquisite art of Poon Tang. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth covers his mouth stiffling a giggle T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: thats how loney i am i gotta stiff giggles T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: lonely * T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ladyhawke Auspice: Stiff giggles is a rough disease to have. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I am also passingly familiar with the Fap To form. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: cant be worse than these damn herpes they keep coming back T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ladyhawke Auspice: No wonder you're alone. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: sex is always better with a partner. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: sex is like bridge T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: either you have or a good partner, or pray you have a damn good hand T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: if you don't have a good partner, you better have a great hand T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn enthusiastically high-fives Dispel Majic! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: haha T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the more you play, the more complicated things get? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaof: i'd be careful with those high-fives if i were you... god knows what those hands have been used for... T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I don't think sweat counts as a bodily fluid for STD purposes... T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaof: whoever said it was sweat? :P T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: curse ye but only god curse pretty sure lube blocks sweat T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: lol ooops T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: god lube adnd sweat should never be in the same sentance T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: you want water soluable lube T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth ponders how there can be so many genious's in one place T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you're never alone in your problem, whatever it happens to be. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: what if you are trapped in a coffin? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: if u cant help the problem your going to drag it in the mud right T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i got nothing for being trapped ina coffin T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth patiently awaits dokkars wisdom T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: 20 bonus quest points to celebrate the new year!!! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabidrabbit: fucking administrator T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Secretaries are usually better lays. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabidrabbit: true T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryu: Are you FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING kidding me its the god damn nfl not fucking pee wee football, god damn offsides WHAT the fuck T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That pulled me right the fuck out of AFK and near-linkdead. lol T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude is fucking laggy T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Senator Starbug: who's laggy? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: go ona fucking diet then fatty T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hey now! fat people need love too! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth smiles wickedly T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karsinuhjin: i'm always fuckN lagN T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: probably the only hooker that VampireDude could pay to look at him naked :P T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon screams "love me damnit!" T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you using protection? Laggy really gets around, if you know what I mean. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth produces a cow lick and a bail of hay winking suggestively T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who could've known The Smurf's Dance Party could be so.....tiring T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: man I havnt seen a episode of smurfs in about 2 5 years T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: have kids :) it's an "excuse" to watch cartoons and not get made fun of T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: heh T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I spent almost 2 hours playing the kinect and wii with the kids and hubby. it was pretty fun T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: I wouldnt worry about it last i checked it was pretty hip to watch cartoons T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: I bought my 7 year old the first season of fragle rock for christmas, THAT was a fucking awesome present.. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: started out with bowling (hubby kicked my ass lol) then the kids wanted to play Michael Jackson....we didn't keep score, it was hard enough keeping track of who's turn it was lol then ended with the girls and I playing smurf dance party. i won all 3 songs rofl T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think they will get dance party 3 for valentine's day T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: im not a fan of the wii imo vid games are supposed to be played slouched on the lazyboy T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i usually find ways to just manipulate the wee with the least possible effort T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the kids want the move or whatever it's called for the ps3 but i'm not so sure we need another one of those types of games T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: but its god for the kids then they dont grow up with my attitude T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: do they have a People Who Play Wii or Kinect website, similar to People of Walmart? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i dunno T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: theres a people of walmart T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: ???? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yep T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: peopleatwalmart will make you feel much better about your life T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: im a big fan of the store but shit I wouldnt put my face on the site T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: man this lag is so anal. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we have wii, xbox 360 with kinect, and ps3....not including all the gameboy advance, psp, nintendo ds, computer, kindle fire etc etc type gadgets. i'm sure they will live without the one for the ps3 T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: they do piss me off when look at me like im tryin to steal something.... relax its walmart i can prob afford it T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: if i get reincarnated I hope its as one of your children T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol why? i'm mean T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ask my 16 yr old son, he will tell you T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i had to fight with my parents about anything having to do with video games T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: he's probably hoping you'd nurse him. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug, just tell them you want to take up door to door donations for the march of dimes instead T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: eww dokkar u went there T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, as long as they don't sit there playing video games AAAAALLLLL day, i'm ok with it T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and that you want them to walk along as a chaperone T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and after a few days of their being exhausted, i bet they'll love videogames T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and the wii/kinect is exercise T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and if not, you'll both get healthier from the exercise, and help a good cause. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so its win win! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: nods at vampiredudes sagely advice T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: this is curse channel, it's almost required that we go there. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you dokkar! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: better?! T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar, do you have a speculum? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Dokkar's. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: curse he probally has 2 T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, I just get a good grip with each fist and pull it wide enough for show and tell. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar, i see. do you like egg drop soup? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth buries his head in the sand. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude buries Karkaroth's body in sand. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if you're referring to the chinese food, then no. I'm not sure what the euphemism for anything else is, though, so go there. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar, you just don't understand vaginal drainage. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or should i say discharge to make it sound... cleaner T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth giggles and pops his head out of the sand " u said vagina" T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no i said vaginal. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth isnt very picky T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like you were a vaginal birth. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: however those evil monkeys were an anal birth. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: when they flew out of your buttocks T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: discharge is that thick greenish-yellow stuff that looks like snot, right? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar but how does it taste? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: after the first one popped out I woulda been on to them and sat down T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: we need a volunteer, morinon, you busy? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: karkaroth if you think you can sit after anal birthing an evil monkey. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you must be on some pretty strung drugs. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: valuim and some liquer i bet u wouldnt feel a thing T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its not incest right? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: if u birthed it it would be would it ? T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you ever seen something that made you go "OH GOD FUCK NO! I can't eat that!" and then you tried a piece anyways hoping it wasn't as bad as it looked, only to find out it was worse than you thought? It's about like that. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dokkar no sorry, i never sucked on a dick. T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: would u vampire for a million T3/r5/2012-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: just asking cuz a million dollars could buy alot of anonymity and mouthwash T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking poketransfer not working in wine T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: quick...pull your pokedex out! T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, do you think princess jasmine was hot or was it just her bankroll? T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ---------------- Player : Alok (BANNED) -------------- T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: .~,~'~{@ a rose for all T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What the fuck? T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: oh mischan T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's okay, to not like things. T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: but always be a dick about it T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ---------------- Player : Vag (Offline) -------------- T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fucking shit, I have to go back to work tomorrow T3/r5/2012-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fucked up shit T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh what the fuck T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: caller id is a free trial that gives cities? T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh my fucking hell (the disembowlings ort from buddhism + people fucking your empty bowels) T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how do i cancel this free trial before it deceases its freedom T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude licks Ishtar. T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sigh, only 23 qp T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sage Xgiga: i no longer have magical attacks T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: of fucking cool dissolved mouse carcasses with mt dew in the news T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mitoe: alsdkjfalsdkjf T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mitoe: sorry... that was a bit overly profane, I guess T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karsinuhjin: fucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfucfuc T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Cursing: good. Spamming: not so much so,. T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Incense: no spam = bad child T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: and spelling, atrocious! T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: BY NINHURSAG'S GREASY SEMEN SPRAYED TITS THAT IS A LOT OF SPAM T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: I know at least spell the word fuck right its one of the special words that can be used as a noun adjective or verb without changin the spellin'! T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: ah finally a good curse! T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: Is 'greasy' the best you can do there? T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo? T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You've got it capitalize it right, Kirua. T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!! T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav snickers softly. T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Did you know Fuck is one of the only words in English that can be used as an infix? Absofuckinglutely it can! T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: The Buffalo Bills suck dick...hate to break it to ya T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: The point being that some of the Buffalos are proper nouns. City name and all that. T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I liked Bubble-o-Bills as a kid T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mitoe: omfg T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: and i liked the patriots, we all make mistakes T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: ergo Fuck fucks Fuck fucks fuck fucks fuck T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I'm sick of your twaddle and bullshit T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: WTF is a WTC gi? T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I think it's just crap from the wtc area T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: help wtc. google gi T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: 2 + 2 = ? T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: = pie T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: ouch T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hildr just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: o.0 T3/r5/2012-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: u got chin nutz T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: could be his fucking pet gerbil T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Gerbils LOVE ass to mouth I hear T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: fuck it, it's now definitely his pet gerbil in all our eyes T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: what the fuck??? bukbukmeow...serious? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Catas Tobe: well if it was in his butt i'd say it's his gerbil T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Catas Tobe: if it was my gerbil I wouldn't want it back T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: his inflatable puerto rican pet gerbil T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Hey, maybe his girfriend/gerbil went from HIS ass to HIS mouth??? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: there is always that T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: golden salad + dirty sanchez? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Golden Sanchez. Called it. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: his inflatable gerbil probably isn't even puerto rican, it's venezuelan but he's from NYC and doesn't know the difference T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I am from Australia, and anything from Mexico south is Mexican. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I live in Las Vegas where everyone actually /is/ either Mexican or Korean T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Don't forget the Russians T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: lots of koreans in Vegas? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Those are only tourists, Vakieh T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Tons and tons of koreans in vegas. The tourists are all japanese/russian/brazilian, the locals are mexican/korean T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: HANGOVER YOU LIED TO ME T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: North or South Korean? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: south, duh T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Middle T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Middle Korea is best Korea T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I don't even understand why spring mountain in Vegas is considered chinatown (even on road signs) since every business and person there is korean T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain: INFO: Morrolan's journalistic integrity crumbles in the affair known as a pimpgate. <--- I think someone didn't pay up! T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: hellloooooooo adults T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: No. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: hi kid T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Nope. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayan Lawngnome: blau T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: fuck >.> we aloud to like curse in this channel? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Nope. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: silently only T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: You're not, it's going to upset your mom. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: lawl T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayan Lawngnome: no... only to put spells, hexes, and curses on people. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: BY ENLIL'S ENGORGED THROBBING COCK WHAT A SILLY THING TO SAY! T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Speaking of engorged throbbing cocks, what the hell happened to Agrizar? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: Enlil your bff? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: He was consistently entertaining. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: don't have to google that :P T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Enlil is the Sumerian god of fertility T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: yeesh gotta stay away... sounds like a curse to be god of fertility T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: brother got 2 babies they rape him for child support T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: He got kicked out of the god's city for having premarital sex with a girl...so she followed him as a fuck buddy through the netherworld T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Your brother is being raped by babies? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke stares at the sky. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: lol T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: Enlil got that good wood T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: By the time they let him back in, he had 4 kids with the girl he took with him...so they said fuck it, you can just be married and fuck some more T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I like this story T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So instead he ditches the fuck buddy, and takes the god of wisdom, fucks her some T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And that is how we learned to think T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom is hardly a god of wisdom T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sumerians - they had it figured T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: my hero T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: God of stupid, maybe T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: ouch lmao T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix farts loud and long, filling the room with the heady aromas and noxious vapors of his previous day's meals. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: At least we can all agree not to like Hearoh T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: What? I like him just fine. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Liar T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: XD T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Next week I might tell you about Zeus's less well known exploits, where he turns into a bull and fucks a girl in a cow suit T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Hearoh is a wonderful person.... FOR ME TO POOP ON T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: if a2m is in his head .. what else ? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Okay, that's one too many XDs. I hate him now. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom was not wearing a cow suit T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: lmao T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Please - my mom was one of Apollo's muses, who had sex with him to inspire songs T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: your all clearly gay so its ok >.> T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: MY ALL CLEARLY GAY??? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: My all clearly gay what? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: See. Told you none of us liked him. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i know what he meant by A2M now...his girlfriend has a dick, and it went from his ass to his mouth...i get it T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It's actually true, though. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: We're all pretty gay. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Super gay T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: damnit lol T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That translates to, "Darn, Starphoenix figured it out." T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: I think he was watching T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And what about Angrboda, who fucked Loki so hard she popped out a wolf and a snake. Also Hell. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Vakieh, you can't shock me. I've seen the movie Antichrist. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: That's the kind of shit you can't un-see. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Well, have you seen the books that talk about how the angels fucked Mary into getting preggers? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You mean the bible? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: That's a pretty fucked up book. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Nah, Bible was a one man thing, these ones it's gang T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And for fucked up movies, it's not the worst, but try Deadgirl T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I kind of thought Milo and Otis was the most fucked up movie. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Antichrist was physically painful to watch T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Between Willem Dafoe's penis, the chick constantly brutally violating herself and woodland forest creatures walking around with dead babies hanging out of their vaginas, Antichrist is the most upsetting thing ever put on film. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: ...the hell? T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: It really upset me a lot. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I would be upset if I saw Willem Dafoe's penis, too.. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it sounds like a comeday Droki T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i would sit and watch that and get a good laugh T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I almost cried T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it sounds funny T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: lol T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Totally Netflixing this if at all possible T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: I'd take those woodland creatures, remove the dangling things, then use them for catapault shot and launch them into oncoming traffic from an overpass and watch the splatters T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: "This movie has not been rated by the MPAA." Always a good sign! T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Oh my god, are you trying to watch it? Don't do that T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: totally T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: It's on Netflix instant view. Go ruin your lives. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It's going to the top of my queue. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: might give me ideas for my next area T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearoh: gawd she wanted me to pound it down, she already asleep but my body hurts im tired and hungry but must....finish....quest T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: ... T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The MPAA doesn't rate animal porn movies or other movies involving your mom T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: hearoh, enough about banging your alcoholic narcoleptic sister already. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That was kind of a stretch. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Hearoh, we all know you're a virgin. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I don't know that. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: You know it now. T3/r5/2012-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: On the other hand, I don't particularly care.. T3/r5/2012-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: FUCKING Vorpal T3/r5/2012-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: novorpal wish is nice T3/r5/2012-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Masochist: fucking Nenukon -_- T3/r5/2012-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: xyl's mosaic is fucking annoying T3/r5/2012-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oldham: lol the navy aka butt pirates T3/r5/2012-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teroch: ... T3/r5/2012-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: (Friend) Kotty Piip Dashiell: 'So if you masturbate with a large cucumber... when you use a small one, is that gherkin off?' T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: if you don't like big red, then fuck you T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: the gum is nasty. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Big red sucks dick T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just like Jilted's mom T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FriENDzone Narcissister: Jilted sucks his own dick apparently T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: my mom is in a box in a wall somewhere T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: we burned her T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Good call T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: creamated, huh? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: lol fuck you T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted nods at Dokkar. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I would have walled the bitch away alive too T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaptan Kygo: being able to suck your own dick is a much coveted skill. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: star you know she died first T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I seen a girl lick herself T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, I think it was the other way around T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: if you're going to wall her off, should leave a glory hole. Be compassionate. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaptan Kygo: lick herself? she have no ribs? sheesh T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FriENDzone Narcissister: She could just do a lot of yoga T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: also never specified where she licked herself T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yeah, lick herself. Of course, all she could reach was the clit. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FriENDzone Narcissister: And thisis a problem? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: only if she's not going to share. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: She was a dog, so she probably licked her ass. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: no, definitely human. And I seen one of them chinese circus freaks sit her ass down on the top of her head, so I know it's possible. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: also seen some girl make a doubledong disappear up her ass. The thing was a good 2 feet long! T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaptan Kygo: o.o T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: She was probably a drug smuggler T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Those bitches can shove multiple kilobricks up their private parts. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaptan Kygo: that would poke her heart imo T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: well, if it went straight. The large intestine wraps around the abdomen and doesn't rise past the ribs; anything that makes it far enough to affect the heart would also have to go through the small intestine and stomach (another 27 feet or so) just to get in the general area of the body. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: no it wouldn't T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: you could just rip through the intestinal wall, into the thoracic cavity T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that's unnecessarily painful. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: we're avoiding pain? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I love coming back from linkdead to read a bunch of faggot dribble about penetrating intestinal walls for mundane purpose. Cool story, bros. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: thanks for sharing T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era pets . Jilted. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: please, go on! T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . Jilted: I like that you're interested enough to read something so mundane after getting back from ld T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yeah, why did it stop? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: dont stop T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I have a quest soon. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bilith: I'm looking for underground rappers that are based on horror rap T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Curse and Cant are the only two channels I have on in this MUD. All other channels are a waste of screen. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lentz: hey any idea where security guard is in terramire please? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Did you check beyond the guarded door? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: look in the housing area T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lentz: civilian area? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: South of the two shops. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bilith: Where can I buy slaves? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ...Orlando...? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh in-game? I dunno. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bilith: Alright. Where can I find prostitutes in this game? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Type Claninfo Daoine T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lentz: civilian housing? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Give me a second to finish my quest, Lentz, and I'll come Hunt for you. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: don't you mean clanallies light, Era? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lentz: thanks T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's a hidden door, if I recall T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I dunno much about them Light fuckers, the Daoine are the most outspoken little fairies in the game. They're so fun. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: light's cool, but they have a bunch of allied hangers-on. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Daoine are the only queens who play Aard for fun, and have a database of quotes for purely lulz purposes. I'd place my bet on them first. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Okay Lentz, what's the mob name of your target? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lentz: security guard T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yup, he's south of the shops. Come back to the 4-way intersection. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's labeled The East Tunnel. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lentz: i am the guard on west side T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: lol you are? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I just watched the movie Antichrist. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I want those two hours back. I think it was supposed to be symbolic or something, I dunno. But there's a reason a lot of people hate independent films, methinks. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Also, penis. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Fake, blood-spurting penis. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: like in I Spit on Your Grave? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Haven't seen that one, Dokkar T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: sounds like a fun movie Ryke T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Well, it was marketed to me as "don't watch it, it's horrifying and disturbing" so of course I watched it T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: But it's just.. ... stupid? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Not Willem Dafoe's best work, imo. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it's about this girl who gets horribly gangraped and the gang lolfails to properly kill her. She survives and exacts revenge in various man-cringing ways T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Hmm.. is that the one that had a recent remake, but the original is from the 70s? T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: yep T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I remember reading some things about that. Maybe I'll Netflix it! T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not real SFW, though, so keep that in mind in case there might be offendable adults or children present. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke nods. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it sounds like a french movie i saw with 2 chicks that get raped severely and they go all thelma & louise murderer streak T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: even so far as to rape some of the guys back T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Ooh.. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: things like shoving syringes down their penis hole and stabbing them in the prostate and stuff. T3/r5/2012-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke convulses as he shudders in disgust. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What's in the box?! What's in the fucking box?! T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: dead cat T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Joethered: it is only half dead T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: also half pregnant T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: -*bang*- *bang bang* *bang bang* T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: shit T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish turns Daruda in to the KGB; it's the Siberan 'Education' camps for him. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish walks around proclaiming the might of .:|The Red Army|:. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. People who annoy you N#GGERS??? FILL THE #? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: naggers T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: What do I win? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: correct T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling is agreeing with that Amidoinit Ryke person again... T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Noggers. Egg nog is like Drunk Man vomit, if Drunk Man ate raw egg o.0 T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: how do you know that's correct? you don't know who annoys me T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh no! Amidoinit Ryke is nagging you again! Tuck in your shirt, comb your hair, stand up straight, and for Mota's sake get some new clothes! T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. What is the chemical symbol for iron? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: fe T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: correct redyn 2 T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Really? A quiz on gametalk? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. Who is the eldest, Paris or Nicky Hilton ? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you mean curse T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: answer, who gives a fuck T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Q. Does anyone care? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Pairs T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yes. Yes I do Abe. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Pairs of what? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What long, hard object do I thrust into hookers? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. How old was Marilyn Monroe when she died? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: A. 36 T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I read that as Marilyn Manson and became confused. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: we only wish he was dead T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke snickers with you about your shared secret. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. What is the longest river in Europe ? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: A. Volga T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. In which ocean did the Titanic sink ? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hildr: ocean eleven T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: Atlantic T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: correct T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. What are the names of the Blues Brothers ? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Blue and Clue T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: A. Jake and Elwood T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. What colour are the seats and carpet of the Australian Senate ? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Australia has a senate? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: ll T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: lol T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: We have a Westminster system T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So you're ruled by monks? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: A. Red T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Nah, by Sith T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Oh, better T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: They took control of the Senate in '72 T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. What do you do when you nictate ? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Leak nicotine from my nipples T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Chocolate milk comes out of your nipples T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hildr: you eat nictose T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: A. Blink T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I would indeed blink if chocolate milk came out of my nipples T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke rapidly nods twice at Vakieh, in complete agreement. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: Q. Which country has Dong as its currency ? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!! T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The country of my pants T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Q. Who is so fat that her gravitation can rip entire galaxies to pieces? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: A. Daruda's mom. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: slutskia T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: A. Vietnam T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Smiling, Shaug greets everyone warmly. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daruda: uneducated T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Puppy flavored blowjobs? What? T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: They are blowjobs with tongue T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era bows before bloodied Ivar. T3/r5/2012-01-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: Who is best pony? T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ok, this is in the running for strangest thing I have ever seen. Most definitely NSFW - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Whoever made the Mistridge council members non-pushable, fuck you. No seriously, what twisted mind does that? o.0 T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: q fail ftw T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: gq win ftw T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: blind flee blind flee? T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That was my eventual method T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: How do you make a hormone? T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: FUCK T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Touch her in the right place. T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: fail T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: I got one T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: A baby seal walks into a club. T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: ahahaha T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: wow, Weed is on fire today T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: Typically weed is. T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A white horse walks into a bar T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Bartender says "We have a drink named after you here!" T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The horse says "What, Kevin?" T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: LOL T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed sighs. T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Confucious Says - Virginity is like a bubble - one prick, and it's all gone T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala: ......... T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teroch: ....... T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: confucius say "man who finger girl on period get caught red-handed" T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What's black and white and red all over? T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: newspaper T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: penguin with sunburn T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A penguin who will never talk back to Santa ever again T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: roadkill on zebra crossing T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: Why did the baby fall off the swing? T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alixana's Gregor: because it had no arms T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A woman goes in for a facelift once every 2 years - eventually the doc attaches a twist knob on her head to take in the loose skin T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: She sees him again in 20 years T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Says I have these big red circles under my eyes! T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: doc says "those are your nipples, you used the twist knob too much! T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: She says - Well, that explains this beard T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom. T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin casts teleport behind. T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala peers around herself intently. T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Starling scream 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: dammit T3/r5/2012-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: help damn T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: Oh. Never mind. T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HannibaLec: whats so x rated here? T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HannibaLec: thought so lol T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Me bending Charisma Carpenter over a chair, spanking her, then taking a shit on her face T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HannibaLec: lol wow sounds very messed up but you have fun with that lol T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: try a curse -h if you like, but almost anything goes. T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HannibaLec: ? T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HannibaLec: are you saying pretty much any thing can be said here? T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: was an, ass to mouth conversation the other night....pretty much anything goes T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HannibaLec: ok T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed takes Dreckis to the atm. T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: It's almost as much a sewer as gclan ;-) T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stickyicky Weed: fun for the whole family! T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: lol.... thats something to look forward to for a clan T3/r5/2012-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: I always forget t mention it as a selling point to clanned life. T3/r5/2012-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://0s1r1s.free.fr/over%20logging.JPG T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Rootkits fucking suck! T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar: yes, yes they do T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Stop downloading Russian porn. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: HOLY FUCKING BALLS, I never thought horse porn would ever give me a rootkit.... T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Erm, I mean wolf porn! >_> T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bilith: I want a sex slave. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So you've told us. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Go to China. Life is cheap there. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I could put on a skirt T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ...?? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Please don't. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: not shaving my legs though T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: What about waxing? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: nah, I like my leg hair T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: makes me feel manly T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: My leg hair makes me feel hairy. And warm. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It's like having built-in leg warmers T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar: My leg hair does that too! And people think I'm crazy! T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: terrible chaffing leg warmers T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: My leg hair doesn't chafe. Yours must be made of leather. :p T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: it's the upper foot hair that is the worst T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Wool. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar: also, it's 'chafing' :P T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: words are hard T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke is agreeing with that Averan person again... T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenar: you don't double the consonant on long vowels! :D T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i can think of something else that's hard T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I'll double your mom's long vowel. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What is the average number of hops to connect to aardwolf.org? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'm getting 15 until the time outs. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lukesmart: smell that? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: all i have time for, you know what is? i just want, bang bang bang T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: hi T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that! T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fuck off T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar D lol T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: LOL this is an awesome channel T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings to Darth Vadar, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: Is there only one curse word in this channel? lol T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: cmon, at least get creative! T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: shitfuck cockballs T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: much better, thank you so much Sophus! T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: my pleasure T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: lol :D T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael screams in agony as he is bludgeoned by Kaptan Kygo's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain Vader screams in agony as he is bludgeoned by Kaptan Kygo's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: owned eh? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Chimeishio just called Darth Vadar an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaptan Kygo falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darth Vadar: well i will continue my channel search elsewhere, thank you for this enlightening experience! lol T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: hi everyone T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You misspelled balls, Blue. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: no iI did not it was just a random name T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ok, that obviously went over your head.... T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Going AFK, peace. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: what? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: is there anyone else in this room T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: So when the fuck did the Curse channel lose its level/hours online restriction? When did this happen? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: as far as I know it did not. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Not true. When I first made Era and was sitting at level 1, I could not turn on the Curse channel. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: really why not? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i suspect that the nocurse toggle allows anyone to turn it on T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: new chars default to nocurse now, but if they flip it off, can prob use curse immediately T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hmmm.... bad change. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: why T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Case in point. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: just because newbies can talk on the same chan as you? :P T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: Era needs time to come up with witty comebacks that display a respectable level of angst T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'm glad I don't give a shit about what people think about me on this MUD, or that might have hurt. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you obviously do though, or you wouldn't have said anything :P T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I left to Skype with my nieces, but I don't want to keep trolls hangin', which you obviously are. :P T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: ok, Dexter T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: But no, I don't care about newbies using the same channel that I can, that makes no sense. It's just that was one of my reasons for getting past level 1 was to have access to the curse channel, and now that is no longer a barrier. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: More of an observation than a complaint. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: nocurse was added to retain the family-friendly tag. can't say that if someone logs in and the first thing they are likely to see is "fuck everybody with my legodick. lolx!!11one" T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: The curse channel is off by default though, so that wouldn't have been an issue.... There are still the occational dickwipe who will do that on the Newbie channel, I assume. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: there is more to cursing than the curse channel T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well of course there is, but who's going to target a brand new player for curse socials and the like? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... or has that been a problem in the past? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth: Very few targeted socials on curse, mostly just venting or random cursing :) T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nack: so we can't curse in this channel anymore? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Where the fuck did you come up with that, Nack? o.O T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nack: lol miss read ur fucken convo lol T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol nice one T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh my fuckin' God. DDO has way too many gigs. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: on tour are they? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: heh, gigs, I see what you did there. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Speaking of Dexter, why do so many people hate him? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: who likes a blowhard? =P T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What did he do, or what does he do on a regular occation to label him a blowhard? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: because he's a serial killer T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Not -that- Dexter, the Aard one. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: you seen his levels, right? Same difference, really. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh, so it's just jealousy and butthurt. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not on my part. My hours online to levels ratio more than proves how much I care about levels. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You realize you're preaching to the choir on that one... I hope. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you haven't done many quests, which seems to indicate that your hours online are spent mostly idle T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: not idle, I'm scripting the fuck out of Aard. I bet I have more scripting hours than even Fiendish, and he's got the mapper to his credit. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: ahh, gotcha T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: whatever floats yer boat :D T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: heh T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You wouldn't happen to be scripting curse social spammers for new players, would you? Because that would just be wrong. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: that wouldn't take six thousand hours T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Maybe he's just really bad and/or slow at it? Give him some credit. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era asks Dokkar, If we were two squirrels, could I BUST a nut in your hole? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I've got to pack everything I do down into a 15" monitor so that it stays useful. I moreorless have to reformat anything Lasher gave us. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What client do you use? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: CMud T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Awwww T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Understandable. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fucking update restarts... T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I'd take those over network IP clashes. Stupid school laptops are clamped down tight enough that I can't do anything here about the fact that it's causing an IP conflict on our home network. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well I just had to reformat this computer after a rootkit hit me the other day, so trying to remember what needs updating and what already is can get annoying. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: And for some fucking reason, I was only downloading at 525 kbps to get DDO back on my system. Every other time, the speed has topped out around 1,950 or so. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: ice on the line makes the electricity flow slower. Usually because it breaks. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... in Florida? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... are you fucking kidding me? T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: depends on where your data's going. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What's the tracer command again... T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: tracert (address), there we go. Let's try that... T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: I mean, sure, you might only be 5 miles away from the destination in terms of getting in a vehicle and driving there, but the data's gotta follow the server path and might go 200-something miles out of the way (and then come back). T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I just ran a trace, and even though there are a few more hops than to aardwolf.org, it had BETTER speed than my connection to the MUD. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: In Conclusion: Brighthouse Failworks is to blame. I'm satisfied. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: that always tickled me about my connection to Simutronics, I had to first leave St. Louis, travel all the way to Chicago, come back to St. Louis, and then make a short hop to the Simutronics servers. T3/r5/2012-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: FUCK!!! Don't mention Simu... I miss Wehnimer's Landing every time I'm reminded of it. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: I'm watching Star Trek: TNG and I'm in S5 and I'm watching the episode where Wesley Crusher comes back and my only thought is FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bilith: Why on earth is Lasher asking for donations. How much does this guy get paid? T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Medulla Oblongata. Awesome. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: hi everyone T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to Bluebelll! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree says, "Fuck you!" to Mael! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to The local Lemontree! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: Whats the big fucking deal bitch?! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree says, "Fuck you!" to Mael! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to Dreckis! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree says, "Fuck you!" to Mael! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar grabs a bale of hay, throws it at Mael's feet, and goes "Let's roll!" T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Eww. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to Dokkar! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree laughs out loud at Dokkar. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: see? Mael wants to as well. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: only because it's FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: What? T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabbaroo: Anybody know a good porn site? T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: define good T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: like sex while feeding the homeless? T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabbaroo: Free, arousing. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: sup muthafuckers T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: sex while feeding the homeless. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabbaroo: Lol I have free google so, a Image porn search would be cool. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: lol ur in a car and ur throwing food out the window while a girl is sucking ur dick T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabbaroo: Fiendish! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: sup T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabbaroo: Plz tell me u have awesome site for me. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: www.google.com T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: try fantasti.cc eroxia.com and..uhhh... xhamster T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: FUCK THAT T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to RedRain! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth: here go: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori tjopps the hell outta Mael. T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to Coloring Colori! T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: someonse swear >_< T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: oops >_< T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: there T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: u happy? >_< T3/r5/2012-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuck fuck T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: They gonna get fucked up. T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: finger awesome ---------------- Player : Awesome (Offline) -------------- T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Awesome was last on : Sat Jul 16 13:23:14 2005 : 2373 days, 8 hours and 16 minutes ago. T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era / T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: cool story, bro T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Brool story, co. T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: anyone T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo is fucking drunk and talking shit: be warned. T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to Horizontal HyPo! T3/r5/2012-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sinjon: off T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: last call for free sex from your mom T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: 11 qps for a quest is BULLSHIT T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix sighs. T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: how do you get that little? T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: the least i get is 19 T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: thats the 3rd time tonight i've gotten less than 13 T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: my last campaign was only 23, but it had a TP so I can't bitch about that.. T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: one of my petty officers just showed me this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE18CGmtXqM T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: watch it, its fucking hilarious T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Holy shit. I just watched that video. T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I gotta say... I really dig the song. heh T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: only a fucking navy squid would find this shit though....damn bastards would fuck anything :P T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Who gets to put '...turn my balls into a slip and slide' into a song's chorus. I mean, really? T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The marketter for a children's play centre? T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: the dick into a slip in slide line fucking killed me T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: And the last line is 'It'll smell like clam chowder there, so frikin' bad' T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: ALL of my friends MUST see this T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: isn't it funny how they always play skrillex at the titty bars? T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: what is 'dren'? T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I put up a shower slide bar and dropped a tool into the tub and put a fucking divot in it T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I hate when that happens... one household repair spawns another T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: nice one T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: next time, ask her for the honey-do list. You can go bury it in the yard or something if you don't wish to keep doing things on it. T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I'm on a boat, motherfucker T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Joethered: like a boss T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: everybody look at me, cause I'm on a fuckin' boat T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: bullshit T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: whatts wrong T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: kittykat walked all over his fuck button. T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: hes bi-bolalipid T3/r5/2012-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: ok T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug: shit T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: bitch T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug: bitch T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug: lol T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael screams, I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE. T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arystul: so the rumors are true T3/r5/2012-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: indeed T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Watch the lowbies duel.... none want to duel me. >_> T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Just a troll... T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era seems to be spying on Riddim, did Riddim just sit on that random penis?!?! T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grimmjo: fuck! T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Better put on those protective lenses! Kaptan Kygo has got that look in his eyes again! T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Follow My Rhuli: of the Midnight Fensbo T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Follow My Rhuli: oops T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I hate being on-call T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What profession? T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: UNIX IT T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Eh, that's gotta suck... take calls from ignorant douchebags who want to blame the techy for their own incompetence. I don't envy you, that's the customer service hell area, right there. T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: you're getting paid while you play Aardwolf T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Are you at home? T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: well, it's not *that* bad T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: yes... not many ignorant douchebags T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: server on-call T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Then he's not being paid to play Aard, he's being paid to be on-call. T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: if shit breaks, the customer isn't making widgets .. and they are unhappy T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: And you're the first to take the earful of blame. T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: it's usually not that bad either T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: usually you get the page... call in, realize it's not a server issue (usually software problem) T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Who are you taking calls from? Polite aliens? o.O T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: pain in the ass getting waken up though T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: and I was supposed to get taken off the rotation after getting promoted T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: but the bastards didn't backfill for me T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: so guess who's still on-call T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: So this should be your last on-call night then, eh? T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: should have been off-call since october last year T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: They can only fuck up scheduling once... after that, you have a right to bitch. T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Holy fuck! T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You need to give someone's ass. T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: give = kick T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I dunno where the hell give came from.... T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: too busy getting my own ass kicked :P T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: but apparently some big reorg changes are coming.. so who the hell knows what's going to happen T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: anyway, I'm just venting T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You'll know before those whom have your old position know. That's a plus. T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: yup.. I get to go into higher level staff meetings now T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... to be silent, eh? T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: no, I report on my shit.. buut I do get information sooner now than before T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: one less manager to trickle through T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Aside from your report, what do you contribute to the meetings? T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: nothing to the staff meetings... those are just for the boss to get his reports and to give his announcements T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's what I thought. T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fucket fuck da fuck T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Joethered: two tears in a bucket, fucket T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuck bucket T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: something bad happen, Bolalipid Leary? T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: nope...just cursing for fuck's sake T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: yeah, his mom went to the store and he's taking FULL advantage. :) T3/r5/2012-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuck, got killed... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I am really starting to hope SOPA passes. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav THWAPS Amidoinit Ryke for being a moron. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Just on the off chance that it causes problems for Facebook and Youtube. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mayan Lawngnome: ... ... ... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Google is censoring their logo today lololol T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I know, right? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Facebook I can understand, but what's wrong with YouTube? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Because! Youtube.. irks me. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Errr. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: the trick with youtube is never, ever read the comments T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: People keep linking me to Youtube videos, that might have something to do with it. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Pfft, the comments are the only part I can access with anything approaching ease. :p T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I vastly prefer to read things vs video content for news/tutorials/whatever, and am actually so annoyed by my friends linking youtube links that I almost never open them T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So Wikipedia is locked for this blackout.. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: SOPA will turn the Internet into Kids-only. Do you want the Internet to become a fucking Nickelodeon zone? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm missing out on exciting and fun videos, but I just don't want to read it. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Wow, can't edit things. That really.. inspires me.. to.. what? I don't understand the point of this. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: i'm just saying that the youtube comment is a test sample of the worst humanity has to offer T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Clearly you've never visited Reddit T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: damn internerf! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Or 4chan. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: 4chan for sure. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ucla: most internet comment boards are full of jackasses T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: 4chan is the end of the internet T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: yeah i know 4chan is pretty bad T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Both those places are better off never being visited anyway.... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Er.. the worst parts of 4chan have moved to Reddit. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ucla: 4chan is evil T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: 4chan is now tame in comparison. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Have they? I'm glad I frequent neither of them :D T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke giggles at Jhav's actions. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: spacedick T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: spacedicks* T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: r/clopclop T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Dick space T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Worst I've ever seen was r/gore T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Actual nightmares from that one, do NOT recommend T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: you know what pisses me off....tooth paste commercials that say your enamal is gone forever if you lose it, but their toothpaste magically restores enamal T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's just a ploy to get your money... truth be told, toothpastes put a barrier on your teeth that PREVENT you from actually cleaning them properly. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: create a need and then fill it , pretty standard stuff .. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Also, cars are built to break down within a certain time frame! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Oh, and we never went to the moon. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's been the case since World War 2, Ryke. They used to build Jeeps to NEVER break down. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Of course they are, thats also the basic principle of all mechanical things T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: planned obselesince is a Myth ! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I miss my old Jeep... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: old cars are built like tanks, you can do nothing but change oil and belts and they'll still run, thats why cuba can still drive T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: That's not because new cars are purpose built to fail though, it's because the more complicated something gets the harder it is to maintain T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: caves are built to last, cavemen lived in them millions of years ago and they're still around, but nowadays houses need to be rebuilt after a decade or so T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol nods at Viscount Droki. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I miss my cave T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: all started with lightglobes ... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Bullshit, Droki. If cars never broken down by design, the companies that make them would never stay in business. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: a decade? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: thats why the average drivability mechanic makes more than the average medical proffessional T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: The new technology used in more complicated engines takes more to keep running. And frankly, if your house needs to be rebuilt after a decade, you bought a fucking cardboard box and called it a house. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Whatever kool-aid you've been drinking to believe that nonsense, you need to put down the sippy cup. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: even some of the worst houses will last 30-40 years T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Era, do you know much about internal combustion engines? Conceptually, they're pretty simple, but the way they're built now they're pretty fucking complicated. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yes, let's look at what you just said.... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: but the way they're built now they're pretty fucking complicated. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i guess you haven't been to china! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: but the way they're build now T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: NOW T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Aluminum blocks alone have drastically reduced the potential lifetime of an engine, despite offering gigantic advantages in fuel mileage and performance from weight reduction T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: By design, what part of that don't you get? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Example Supporting Era: Cars stopped working and Dodge had to recall their chargers and challengers because of a malfunction on the door handles T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Because an aluminum block, while better performing than a cast iron block, is softer and won't last as long T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: they have to design the cars that way T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: if your car wont start i guarentee the average person wont check their door handles to see if its the problem T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I don't get the part where you want to drive a 1960s piece of shit just because you can't get grease on your elbows, Era :p T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: What the hell? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 1960's? LOL. Wow, you really don't know shit do you? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: How would a car handle.. that.. doesn't.. what? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: shitty cars were made back in the day also T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I drive a Land Rover Discovery, which is considered to be as much of a nightmare to maintain as anything you've ever heard of, but I have no issues maintaining my own vehicle, and it'll last 500,000 miles. It'll just take more than belt and oil changes. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Ryke, the automatic door opener inserted into the handles with the keyless entry created a shortage in power drawn to the starter causing the car unable to be started T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Automatic door opening.. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I've had to work on every vehicle I've ever owned, so I really don't know what implications you're assuming on. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Opener. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: How fucking lazy ARE we? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: retorical ? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Mind you, in that example, you have two pieces of conveniant morden technology that people would have killed for in the 60's. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: And spelling fail, you get the point. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I'm assuming you're a fucking moron if you think that more complicated technology is a bad thing, just because new cars with more complicated engines take more to maintain. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: yes, and these modern conviences, being of a mechanical nature, break T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: This is Curse, typos are only pointed out by trolls. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I never fucking said more complicated technology is a bad thing, dipshit. You're assuming you know everything about what I'm talking about, and not asking to see if you're correct T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I'm assuming you're a fucking dipshit, because you claimed modern cars with built with the intent to fail. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: clearly we have to have more fucking debates on curse, this is 10x better than any other channel T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fail? I said break down. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Debate is a fucking curse channel. Fuck. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: And when I pointed out that the more complicated shit gets, the more it fails, you started questioning how I don't get that cars are built to fail T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: I feel like I'm back on Dalnet circa 1994. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Can someone direct this oblivious shit-for-brains to a wiki about this stuff? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: almost everything is built to need to be updated , our economy revolves around it almost imo T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: What economy? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Which is fucking stupid. No one makes money building cars to fail> Car companies stay afloat by coming out with superior shit so people decide that instead of trying to finance the maintenance on their 1994 mercury cougar they buy a new fucking car with modern conveniences T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: the one thats better than 60% of the world, dont bitch T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: The average car repair is over 300$ dont say that no one makes money when an entire industry is based upon it T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: IF vehicles didn't fail, then the companies would go out of business. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: hahaha no. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: im late to the conversation are we talking about planned obsolesence T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horizontal HyPo: Fuckin' right. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuck modern cars T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: No, we're talking shit about each other. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Tell that to my collection of ancient Apple computers that still run like they're new. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: I'm talking about planned obesity. Pizza and doughnuts, here I come! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: nokia 3310 doesn't fail, why aren't mobile phone companies out of business? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I had an old WW2 Jeep that came in a box, back when you had to put shit together yourself. Every single piece in that Jeep could be replaced without ever stepping foot in a shop. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: They're fucking old and slow and shit, but they meet their designed performance standards, and I still buy new shit every 2 years T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sophus: cars are designed to be safe and last, but no affordable car is gonna have the craftsmanship and materials to never break down without serious tlc and probably some dumb luck T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: People buy new shit because the old shit got old and outdated, not just because it broke. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: (Emissions standards don't hurt that shit either, they basically demand you buy new shit) T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Theres a man that home makes two cars a year and sells them for 100K with a lifetime warranty, he has done 3 repairs in 12 years T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Of right, because you HAVE to have those power windows, and autolocks, and rear camera feature.... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: people upgrade cars that aren't broken all the time, so your argument about them going out of business otherwise is completely retarded T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Or spend a fuckload of money to basically cheat your way around it, Droki T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 1 out of every... what, 1000 cars? That's bullshit, Jek. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: maybe you don't realise it, but plenty of people have enough money to buy stuff even if they don't need it T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Too true. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: get really numbers, don't make up random bullshit numbers T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: cars are built to crash T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: definitely more than 1/1000 people T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: no roads are designed so you'll crash T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Lazy fuck, you get some real numbers. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: every vehicle my father has purchased replaced a vehicle that still worked T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Must be nice to afford that. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: its nice for him T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Roughly 80% of the Land Rovers ever made still run and are in use, Era. People still buy new ones. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Ya, and he sold that car didn't he? he didn't keep it, so he took care of his car using money and preventative maintence, to sell it in the future T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: pretty much T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: you'd have to think that part of the reason why he did so was perhaps the though of getting a new one before the old one broke T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You're name 1 vehicle out of how many models? That's a weak argument. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: What? I named an entire fucking automotive manufacturer making over 50 models. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: no its not, but that company is still in business T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: There is no model of car just called a fucking land Rover. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Out of HOW many models of vehicles? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you realise that a company get into some serious legal shit if they designed something to intentionally break down? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: no they dont redryn T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: or no they wouldnt, rather T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Doesn't matter, I just named a company with a reputation for making "unreliable" cars, and 80% of the vehicles they've ever built are still on the road. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: your company's legal system must suck then T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: And Havoks, uh, Lemon laws are kind of a big fucking deal. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Right, ignore my question. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: which was? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Droki LandRover is made by Ford i believe, which is like.....maybe 3% of the cars are still on the road? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Land Rover has only been made by Ford for about 3 years. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: land rover is owned by ford, or was T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: My point exactly, Kongol. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: the misunderstanding about planned obsolescence is that things are designed to "break" but thats not it at all T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Except it's uh, a stupid point based on limited knowledge? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You're comparing a tiny percentage to the whole thing, and expecting me to ignore the rest. Fuck you troll. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: My Land Rover was built by BMW, and about a year ago the company was bought by a company from india. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Nothing is designed to break (besides bomb casings) its just the nature of things to wear down because they run on friction which ruins the parts eventually T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: you make no sense era, none at all.... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Even with Royal Purple, your engine will wear the fuck out. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: (Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Droki LandRover is made by Ford i believe, which is like.....maybe 3% of the cars are still on the road? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: there was a big negligence lawsuit a while back about car manufacturers which decided to use some cheaper component to save costs, which was the source of several breakdowns which did cause accidents/deaths T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 3%<100% T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Whilst nothing is really *designed* to break, there is little financial incentive for a company to go out of their way and pocket making something indestructible T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: exactly vakieh T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: except for the things that need to be indestructible but can't be made such :P like suspension T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: A) It's almost hilariously stupid to claim only 3% of the Fords ever built are still on the road, and B) Land Rover was only made by Ford for /three/ years and isn't owned by Ford anymore T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Or condoms... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: thats a random bum fuck number, first off. Second, land rover hasn't always been made by ford T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havoks: theres a reason why the ink cartridges and toner that comes with new printers dry out quicker than when buying the cartridges separately T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You're still ignoring the fact that 3% is < than 100%, dickwad. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: are we arguing math now? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: No, I'm telling you 3% is an arbitrary dipshit number, and that you're fucking stupid. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Hey, can we stop with the personal attacks please? I'm sure the imms have better things to do than nochan peeps T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I don't even know what 3% has to do with 100%, except that you like to pull numbers out of the fucking sky and pretend they mean something T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It was an educated guess that I'm sure is LESS than the actual number. You want to argument specifics, but ignore anything that counters your argument. So fuck you, troll. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Neither of them seem to be taking offense, so I don't see the problem.. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Jesus Christ, you're not even on the same page... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Don't mind Vakieh, he wants to censor the internet. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Disdain grabs some CopPorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: it's amusing though T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: not your page, but its tough to get on the page of someone who doesn't really know anything T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: it is the curse chan, just means extra usless words imo T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck it, this guy isn too oblivious and spoon-fed. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Era, not one person here has agreed with you yet. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: We're all too oblivious to your inane conspiracy shit. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: fuck all those persons too T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Then why have several people given supporting facts? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Quickly, call the media! Somebody wsa WRONG on the INTERNET. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Conspiracy...? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: They haven't. They've been occasionally rebuking you in between my rampant hatred. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke gasps as he realizes what Jhav did. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: facts? pretty loose use of the term, wouldn't you say? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: (Curse) Vakieh: Whilst nothing is really *designed* to break, there is little financial incentive for a company to go out of their way and pocket making something indestructible T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: 'was' even. The wrongness is infectious! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That counters everything you've said about cars being more complicated and therefore prone to breaking down. It's BY DESIGN. Fucking twat. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Right, but you actually dare to claim that companies purposely design automobiles to fail. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Except tank armor, that shit is very finincially inticing T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 1) That wasn't a 'fact' - that was an observation which may or may not be wrong. 2) That doesn't support your argument at ALL T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Which Vakieh didn't say. He specifically said they're not designed to fail. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: They're not making them to be one-time buys, are they? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Not designed to last forever is not the same as designed to fail, Era. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What is a one-time buy? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I never fucking said designed to fail... Jesus Christ. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: So far we've all rebuked you. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: This is slowing down my leveling, i'd just like to say, fuck you all T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: And we all think you're crazy. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Successful troll is successful. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: We = you and Jek. Right. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: cars are not designed with significant longevity in mind imo T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: there may be exceptions T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Economics 101 teaches that the second an improvement does not result in a net financial gain for the company, it will not be introduced - that said, ANY improvement which improves brand image at a justifiable cost WILL ALWAYS BE IMPLEMENTED T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: economics 101 also recognizes market failures T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: but imo planned obselecence (sp?) is a major design requirement in many industries T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Market failure will occur when a financially negative improvement for a company is a financially positive improvement for general society T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Toyota has a reputation for manufacturing incredibly durable engines, especially the Toyota V8 from the mid-90s Land Cruisers. Is it more expensive to build that engine than say, a Bosch v8 based on a 1960s design that would produce the same BHP on manufacturing day? Fuck yes T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Do they still do it, because they want to produce a reliable product? yes. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: They didn't have an automated assembly line taking the place of 100k+ employees in the 60's. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: also information inequality, oligopolies and so forth T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 100k+ being salaries. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Indeed - My favourite is the pollution tax argument :-P T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: And you wanted to talk about old cars needing just a belt and an oil change to run and new ones not? My dad's got a 2005 Toyota Tundra with that Land Cruiser v8, and it's got 180k miles and has only had belts and oil changes and an alternator :p T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i just take issue with the 'always be implemented' T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: sometimes the boss is a dick! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: i really wish we could have this argument on national television T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You said belt changes and oil changes, I said WW2 Jeep part replacements. Two totally different things, you and never recognized it. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh, yeah I didn't take into account moronic people in charge T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: WW2 Jeeps were underpowered shitty cars. I would never own one. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: No god damnit do you even read who says what, i said old cars can have nothing done to them but belt and oil changes T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: like a dodge srt4 T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: That should be a base assumption, Vakieh. ;) T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's because you obviously don't like to work on your own vehicles, even if they could save your life and save you a penny. Whatever. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: They couldn't break down easily, but they had the horsepower of a fucking go-cart and the suspension rode like a brick T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: I work in a automotive machine shop.... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Uh, I drive a fucking steel box and do 100% of my own maintenance, Era. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Excuse me, but I don't need 200+ horsepower to get me to and from work. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I do. My car takes 200 horsepower just to get to 70. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Overpaying for shit you don't need... enjoy. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I ride a new-ish Suzuki motorbike - I use the extra power it has to avoid dickhead car drivers T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I've known too many good people get killed driving a crotch rocket. I'll never own one. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I drive a 4850 lb car. I use the necessary power it has to keep up with traffic.. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Drivers like me, who try to run motorcyclists off the road? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yes, you :-P T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Though, if you let a car run you off the road, you're doing it wrong :-) T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: the safety argument is bullshit over motorcycles, if you drive like a moron and go 120 you will die, in a car or motorcycle, not my fault if people want to go fast when driving a motorcycle T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: No, he probably just pulls out in front of them, and they either fishtail under his vehicle or smash right into him. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Everytime a motorcyclist rides down the dotted line between waiting cars to the end of the road at a redlight, I consider smashing him into a wall. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: People pull out in front of motercycles all the fucking time, and yet they never blame the person at fault. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke is agreeing with that Viscount Droki person again... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's not worth a human life. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Dont move to california then Droki, its legal here T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: The hell? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Waiting in the line at a red light is MAJOR dangerous - because of the asshole who wants to turn left through your lane T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I live in vegas, Kongol. Every motorcycle driver in this city is an asshole. period. 100% of them. I fucking refuse to believe otherwise. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Getting to the front means you can pull away before that shit happens T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's all I need to hear. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol nods at Viscount Droki. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: I swear to god every motorcycle rider in this city goes 90 in a 45 swerving between cars like a fucking retard. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I nearly ran one off a sheer drop once because he thought it was fun to weave in and out of lanes and between cars, and I lost sight of him T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: And when you ask them why they speed so fast, they say things like "this baby can go 140, if a cop chases me I just speed up and they pull away to avoid dangerous pursuit" T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Ryke, Droki: Thats why the safety argument to me is invalid, people are just more prone to stupidity on a motorcycle T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: And then I just assume they wear tapout tshirts and suck dicks for money T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: and rock ed hardy when they go to the club? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Short sleeved, to show off the tribal tats. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Always ask them if thats the Tribal sign for "Douche Bag" T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Don't do that, they'll likely call ten of their buddies to beat the shit out of you. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Or at least tell you that's what they're going to do T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke grins evilly at Viscount Droki. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: But none of their buddies pick up the phone T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I've never seen a biker fight a man one on one. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Because seriously, who wants to defend /that/ asshole? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: No sane person fights in Vegas. You just go straight the fuck to jail. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Well, that's no fun. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: I need to get another motorcycle T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: No questions asked, no time to even beat someone down before hidden security guards just fucking appear and handle your shit T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Wait, there are sane people in Vegas? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Yeah, the locals. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: I think thats more of a 'im less insane than the general populace therefore im sane' T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: And the tourists are too drunk on $9 beers to fight without falling down. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I've never been. I wanted to go for a long time, then I got to know some people who actually live there.. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Vegas is an absolute blast, and totally worth a vacation, even if you don't gamble. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Outside of the strip, i think its a fairly normal city T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: It is. It's actually an inexpensive city, outside of the strip. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Very few high schools though, leads to lots of state championships T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: jesus fucking christ, there are people outside of texas who care about highschool sports? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: ya... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: ...high schoolers? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: High schoolers aren't people T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Trust me, those people don't live in Vegas. The highschoolers are drunk, and the other locals don't give two shits about any local sport except UNLV basketball. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: Highschool = 4 Years of Inebriation T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yes! Fucking success! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeight: boo! T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear Zeight has been here just a second ago. You wonder where he went ... T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael aims the crosshairs..Zeight collapses in a pool of blood. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: go fuckety fuck a barrel T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 7...point...6...2...millimetre. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Full. Metal. Jacket. *CHACHICKKK* T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Vakieh's fucking head off. T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: .44 magnum round T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Hollow point? T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teroch: .50 cal T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: mercury-tipped fragmentation round T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phlip: hydrashock hollowpoints, at that T3/r5/2012-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Meh. Depleted Uranium or go home :-P T3/r5/2012-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Abradicks! T3/r5/2012-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: >.> T3/r5/2012-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you shut your dirty little man pleaser. T3/r5/2012-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BladeMyth: sup fuckers T3/r5/2012-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: FUCK!!!! T3/r5/2012-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug: shit!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r5/2012-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug: what game we playin!:D T3/r5/2012-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) From a distance you hear Starling scream 'SHIT, FUCK, DICK, MOTHER FUCKER, BITCH, I died again. Anyone up for a cr?' T3/r5/2012-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug: shit T3/r5/2012-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shaug: i said that all becuz im bored T3/r5/2012-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: heh, apparently the G-spot doesn't actually exist. Were you gals just faking it? T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: black people are usually black T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeight raises his hand. T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeight: what you saying? T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: good question T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I believe he's saying that black people are usually black. T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: for the most part T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Although most of the black people I've met have been more.. brownish T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: well, relatively T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Then again, so have the Mexicans T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: though you can tell them apart T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So black people are usually Mexicans T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: maybe T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: I'm undecided on that front T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: i met a guy from sierra leone yesterday T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: he was basically the blackest man who's ever lived T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: someone made a song about lepers, I believe it's called Detachable Penis T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: lol T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: really T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: naw, that song was really about a strapon dildo T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bluebelll: iI will belive anything lol :P T3/r5/2012-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Anyone who speaks Afrikaans - I have been told you have the best insult ever - T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Does that mean what Google says it means? T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: your mom T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you were born out of your moms ass cause her vagina was too busy..... that sick man T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Google says it is: You were born from your mother's arse, because her pussy was busy with something else. T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It does say that then? Sweet - I have my first Facebook update of the year then T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: thats just wrong T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Dammit people, stop downloading so much kangaroo porn, you're making my latency go up o.0 T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: But the way they bounce up and down is so hot. T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: it's wombat you perv T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: but they just soo dam cute !! T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: check the pouch out on that one ! T3/r5/2012-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: how big is the academy ?!!? tryin to find one bloody earthworm .. T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: bckstab but only once per fight T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: (Friend) redacted: 'My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down.' T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: it was etzli T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Burn the witch! T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: nice T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: 'Well,' snarled the tough old Navy Master chief to the bewildered seaman, 'I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave.' 'Not me, Chief!' the seaman replied. 'Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again! T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: true story, though every master chief I've ever made has been awesome T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: its the fresh chiefs you have to watch out for T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: A Chief and a captain happened to be in the head at an airport one day, both standing at the urinals. The chief, finishing first, proceeded to the door and was about to leave when the captain said, You know, Chief, we officers are taught from OCS to wash our hands after we urinate. The Chief responded with, You know, Captain, we enlisted are taught from boot camp not to piss on our hands. And promptly departed T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mocan: Omg, great! Totally telling that to my XO.. T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: navy? T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mocan: Army Hoo-ah. T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: bah, you'll still probably see the humour in most of this : http://www.goatlocker.org/resources/cpo/humor/humor.htm T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mocan: lol, sweet! T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Heh T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: dammit! T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I MADE A FUCKING AWESOME SHEPHERD'S PIE. BOOYAH! That is all. T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: how many shepherds did you use? T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: a pound and a half of shepherd T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i was going to ask what a sheperds pie is, but now i know T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: ground shepherd T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: it's beautiful T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin weeps. T3/r5/2012-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dragonala: Bloood is a dick head from hell T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: How fucking annoying is an FTII campaign mob named "the princess"? That's every mob in this entire fucking zone. T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: it has to be on a misty path T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: It's not. 5 "the princess" mobs in it turned out to be one of the princesses marrying the beggar T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: well thats always pleasant :P T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Fucking beggars, invading our country and stealing all of our princesses T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: They're gonna take our fucking jobs next. And then we'll all have to learn to speak homeless because they'll make it the national goddamn language. T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Fuck that! I speak a bit of Hobese, but not enough to really help T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: if we can avoid fucking irish italian and spanish, we can go without homeless T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I dunno if I can do that, I've seen some very attractive Irish women T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck, I've been waiting ages for the fucking Kingsholm seals to repop T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Attention! Attention: Testicles. That is all. T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fuck me T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fucking meetings T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: how am I supposed to take a shit when I have back to fucking back meetings all day? T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fucking Kingsholm seals T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fuck the title char limit, seriously T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 40 chars? Blow goats. T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling can't even use a simple sentence as her title. FFS, get with the goddamn times. It's 2012, not 1980. 80 character bullshit is obsolete, DEPRECATE IT. T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: character limit should be 140! T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: no one wants to read your thesis when they come across you in a room. cry more in your livejournal or some shit T3/r5/2012-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xov: no one wants to read your thesis period. T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: like magical butterfly smoochies on my penis T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: What did they call the whore house you weren't allowed to leave? T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: Just Inn Beaver T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: maybe magical chigger kisses on your penis T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greagan: I thought you were going to say the hotel california, I must be old :( T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shouldn't it be Joe Paterno Little Boy's Ass Stadium? T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Betrayal: >.< T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Incense: thats so ridiculously prejudicial and unfair to Penn State...they played with lil boy willys too T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Good call T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: shit? T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger: double fuck T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Piss T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckin sheeeeeet mane! I forgot to use my instant lvl up last night bc i wanted to wait until I got to the next lvl to use it since i only had a few xp to go...dammit T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: well fuckin shit mane T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Fuck Barney T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StormAngel Kythrala: .... T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fuck your mom. T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: didnt stupid dumb ass new eq made no diff than stupid level one eq on kills whats the point T3/r5/2012-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: youmustbenewhere.jpg T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: and I about that time I realized it was a goddamm lockness monsta!! T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Here's one on the right channel: T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: your mum T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A quarter-pounder with cheese. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flip falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you know how copper wire was invented? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Why did Diana cross the road? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: She forgot her seatbelt. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: cause she was Fiyad out of the car? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: she didn't. Dumbass paparazzi didn't know how to drive. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Paparazzi didn't hit a pole... T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What's the difference between pimples and a priest? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flip: nothing, they both appear on teenage boys T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Pimples wait till puberty to come on your face... T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Whimsical Willmek: What's the difference between a rooster and a whore? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Whimsical Willmek: One says cock-a-doodle-doo, the other says any cock will do :) T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a rooster says cockadoodledoo, a whore says any cock'll do. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Whimsical Willmek: yea! T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Two hookers standing on a corner - one of them sniffs the air, and says "Smells like sex - gonna be a good night tonight" T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Other one says "Sorry, I burped" T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: between AIDS, herpes, relationships, and kids, the old adage really makes sense: a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: carry on recruit T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: AYE AYE PETTY OFFICER T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: permission to carry on T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sarcastically goes, "rah rah fucking rah!" T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: damn marines T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: There'll be peace when you are done? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: I always say that when the mtis tell a watch to carry on T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: god the military cracks me up T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: is it the homoerotic tendencies jek? T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: that doesn't help T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain giggles at JaKe JeCKeL's actions. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain shakes his head. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain giggles at ATAR Jek's actions. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: It's my house and if you don't like it get the fuck out ! - practice this line =P T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furrier Everybody: fuck, daeric is still level 1 T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furrier Everybody: i last came here 5 years ago and he was still level 1 T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furrier Everybody: fuck T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: tell him to go pound Kimrs for 30 seconds .. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Furrier Everybody: who is kimrs T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: motherfucker. 8 qps. again! T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: fuckity fuck fuck. T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fredderick: i find if you train luck you don't get 8qps as often T3/r5/2012-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r5/2012-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe snaps a folded belt against his hand, grinning. T3/r5/2012-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: why does a nun have a joint? T3/r5/2012-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mad Hermit Starky: she needed to relax? T3/r5/2012-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael just took a massive bong rip, look at those lungs! T3/r5/2012-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: sister Mary Elephant T3/r5/2012-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: sister mary wanna >_> T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fick da fuck T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Phillip: gn T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agent Phillip: eye T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nack: in ur eye T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: killin' ur cornea T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Amidoinit Ryke *dix* Unplugged Abradix! Yoo want a *dix* too :( T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Some guys are such wimps... Do you understand that I want to be held down and fucked hard? Don't dance around the subject, get into the fucking game. We're here for a god damn reason and such. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: i thought you were a guy T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Not a guy. Chick with a dick. Or futanari if you prefer. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Titman. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: ill just refer to you as fuckable! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I'm totally not though. I'm such a homebody. I haven't been dicked in almost 3 years D: T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Granola *dix* Unplugged Abradix! Yoo want a *dix* too :( T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: now you have T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: was it everything you thought it would be? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chicken & Waffles: Ryke will take care of you. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: all .00001 milliseconds <3 T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: No way. I only dick proper shemales. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: all .00001 millisecond? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Thats prejudice of you Ryke :( T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Is not! It's preferential. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: No. As a blonde woman I'm required to worship black penises or else I'm racist. Fox News told me so. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: fox news says a lot of things. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: If Fox News said it, it's 1000% true! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Yea. Fair and balanced. Its their slogan, it has to be true! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm do you believe the sham wow guy, too? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Dude, Vince is a prophet of truth. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: No doubt. I spilled milk in my kitchen so I ordered a ShamWow, and 3 weeks later I popped the box open and the ShamWow absorbed the chunks of milk. Then I was able to just wring it back into the jug. Waste not, want not. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Chunky milk is a delicacy in some parts of Europe. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: chunky milk is called 'cheese' T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So if I let a jug of milk sit out for long enough, it becomes a jug of cheese?! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Why didn't anyone tell me this before? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you never asked. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Fair enough. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chicken & Waffles: Same goes for semen. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Where does one purchase jugs of semen? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you can make your own jugs of semen for free. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chicken & Waffles: One does not simply purchase a jug of semen. They need to earn it. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I could, but that would take time and I'm impatient! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I want a jug of semen RIGHT NOW. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke pouts. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: find a whale T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you'll get many jugs T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: this is true. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I'm not sure fat people really produce any more than skinny people. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Oh, you meant.. oh. Nevermind! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: yea, i wasn't talking about your mom T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: such a nice guy, redryn is. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn crosses his arms and nods slowly and sagely. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Heya, Starl... wait T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke frowns. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: I've never produced a jug....but give me a chance..... T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chicken & Waffles: No wonder you can't satisfy your man. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: >that feel when you'll never be able to produce your own semen T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Tragic bicycle accident? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I was castrated during my time in a Japanese prison camp, but that tentacle monster fucking framed me. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm goes "Hmmm ..." as he slowly nods his head. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke comforts Unplugged Abradix. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It happens all too often. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: it is... unfortunate. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: and hot... but mostly unfortunate T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: So if ACTA passes will I go to jail for looking up rape porn? :O T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Yes. Therefore it would be safer for you to go make your own. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: if it is copyrighted rape porn T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: (C) is the key, people T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you can always claim ignorance! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Ignorance is never a valid defense T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: mistake is here T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I just wanted to see an asian girl get defamed in a parking garage :( what have I done?!! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Unless you're a blonde with huge tits T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: my tits are miniscule lol T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Most men's are T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: it's plausible that you would not know if the porn is actually an illegally pirated dvd or something T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm nods at Amidoinit Ryke and says, "I concur." Why didn't you?! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix pats Amidoinit Ryke on his head. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: what will happen to user-generated content? it will be scrubbed from the web! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: spam is user generated content T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i don't see how user generated content offends copyright T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: unless theres a song playing in the background that your child is dancing to thats owned by viacom T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: englush butcherry T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: there are always the courts to interpret what a violation of copyright is T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: and people are bought off there just as they are in politics. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Whose courts? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: doesn't US elect their judges? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: and there should be no legal way to buy off a judge T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Who said anything about legal?:P T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: if your system is thoroughly corrupted, it doesn't matter whether or not the bills are enacted T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: their system IS thoroughly corrupted. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: oh, my bad T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke nods at Sneak. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: can they charge people for money laundering? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: they did. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: no way T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: the Megaupload founder has a money laundering charge slapped on him. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: at least they won't have jurisdiction over people in other countries! T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: only if you're in, say, Russia or China, or North Korea T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: or any of those countries the US is afraid of. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: oh, lets not forget Israel as well, the true masters of the States. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: so you're saying the US has charged people with a criminal offense that doesn't exist in their country? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Do you hate Jews? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: Nothing wrong with Jews. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: redr, of course they have, don't you know they run 95% of the world T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: Jesus is King of the Jews T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Jesus is a pederast. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: but that in no way negates him as King T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Are you sure? Because you sound like a Holocaust denier to me. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: are you saying the world is behooven to a bankrupt, corrupted system? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: the world is owned by the rich T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: =h 5 T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: +h 5 T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: -h 5 T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: motherfucker T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: no u T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: what??? I've just got here T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: lol no U T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: no ur mom T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael looks smugly at Amarufox and screams, "NO U!11 Amarufox!!" in his most classy voice, You are gripped by an urge to join in. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: no urs T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: x2 T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: no you're mom T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: ur trandad T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I shouldn't do campaigns at lemdagor before my coffee T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: ur stupid face T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: your retarded T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox blushes. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: MY RETARDED??? T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically like a stupid motherfucker. T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: spell i cup, ladies and gents >_> T3/r6/2012-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tigrex flicks a bird at no one in particular. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i have fist that will FREAKING PROLAPS YOUR RECTUM FOR ALL TO SEE!! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: chain mesh gauntlet style T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: gub'ment took my BAby! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: these things happen T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: DAGNABBIT DANG OL GUBMINT T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: when you smoke crack T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: if poor people didn't smoke crack, who would? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: blacks? no wait... those are poor people... uhhh i give up. who? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: the Polish! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: black's hardware store, there's a white gut sellin it T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Mael. Cockfag. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: AMAZING PENIS T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Testing. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Testing. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: LMFAO xD T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feith: sup bitch T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: testes T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: HAHAH my kind of channel. Fuck Newbie. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: fing terictor T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Terictor's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: clear unintentional XD T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You slap Terictor with your cock! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: LMFAO!!! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: This is great haha. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael JUST POPPED OUT YOUR EYEBALL AND IS HAVING his WAY WITH YOUR SKULL!!! Hmm.. do you hear something leaking? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Skullfuck? Bet none of you would actually kill another. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pounces on Terictor, pinning him to the ground. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what makes you think we haven't? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Nothing. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Any of you plan to be a serial killer then T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: if not already T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: go play with your toys child T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: some players are current or previously active soldiers T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I am a cereal killer. I love rice krispies. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Sweet. I'm on my way there but if I cant be then i stick to being a serial killer for a living T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fnord: I can't decide if that's sadder as general life choices, or as a reason to join the military. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thurgood: Obvious troll is obvious? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: just a bit T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Reason I wanna join the military is i'm too stupid to do anything but i know enough about weapons and killing isn't so difficult to do might as well get paid for it. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're smart enough to use a computer, if you're here T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAR Jek: they don't let the stupid ones kill people, they just guard stuff T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: or just, you know, mxit. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: didn't mxit shut down access to aard T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: besides, he's typing his words out :P T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: True I love computers. Thing is to be a computer software/engineer I need a bachelors degree. That's out of the question. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: nearly, but not quite :P T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Same goes for network/system/database admin. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: certainly more than an mxit user does :P T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: they're taking a while: I'm still on mxit. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I'ma go skate. Later niggas. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: ahh T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: ok, i take it back...you're stupid T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: and I ALWAYS write my words out. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: did I say write? I meant type. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: goddamnit im not having a good fucking day today T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flip: well that fuckin' sucks T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Take some pills. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: i ate all my pills already T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Behind the corner store - bring cash. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flip: everyone on here is a certified/train psychiatrist. pour your feelings out, we'll fix you! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I'M FUCKING HUNGRY!! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: and in other news, I may have a blood sugar problem T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: how come I never put on the fucking apron when cooking? and why do I cook spaghetti isauce n a white shirt? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: this is going to be on the right channel T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: a white skirt? you do mcmartin? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i can sense it T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: lol... I said shirt T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I only wear black skirts T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I don't like my underwear showing T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: ahhh from the dark side eh? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: GUESS WHOOOO. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: YOUR MOM T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Hahahaha. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I'm actually at her work to use the damn Internet on these shit computers -__- T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Why the fuck would someone want to buy bat shit. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: to make plates man! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Lmfao to eat? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: haven't you seen ace ventura 2? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: helps makes your fireballs that much more powerful. t9s have been known to clear whole areas with the stuff. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Nope. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: they make plates out of the stuff and eat it T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Haha damn xD T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i preferred the first ace ventura T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I thought they were both pretty funny T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Fuck I forgot what's the command to see the stats on an item you have -__- T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: identify T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Thanks bro. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm not a bro, bro. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yes mam? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: YOUR MOM IS FAT T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: LMFAO. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bull & Jam Arystul: its a thyroid thing :( T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: What are some "vulgar" socials? Like that skull fucking shit lol. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I wanna fuck with people xDDD T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Or slap a "chicks" ass hahaha. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: click terictor T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: ? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka tells Terictor to **click** their heels together three times and go FUCK THEMSELF! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Hahahah I see xD T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flip is agreeing with that Archimedes Eureka person again... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: trying to eat and type = fail ;) T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: True. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl gives Terictor a nice booty smack. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: There we go! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: booty T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flip: typing social will bring up a list of related socials, as well T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yeah that's the problem. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I'm not a smart dude I gotta skim through all of that shit...fuck that lol T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I know that'll help but damn gotta keep readin and readin. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: or just type random, I do that T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: ummm....it's a mud :P T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: ...So >.> T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: FUCK YOUR COUCH. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: HALP! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I'M BAKING COOKIES, MOTHERFUCKER! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Wow, is it just me or does Starship Troopers 2 suck? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I believe that was the official review, so it's not just you. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: you left out the word 'fucking'. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's just you, I think. I think all 3 of them are about on par with the first one. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh, right. Fucking. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: it sucked pretty fucking hard T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flip: I thought it won several oscars? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I thought starship 1 was pretty cool, so I just got the trilogy T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oscars = garbage bin tosses. Close enough. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: What the fuck is start trooper T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: hah! you got ripped off T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: tbh, most films with denise richards in are pretty cool T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i didn't like the first one T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Denise was in the second one too? That's the one I least remember. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: all three were shit T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: naw, I think she's only in the first one T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: one and three seem to come on all the time. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: thought, it WAS better than Battlefield Earth... that was a real bomb T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: She was only in the first one T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: another bomb was haywire. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I don't think he was talking epic 4-star awesomeness here, not all films are on par with the best. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they really needed to work more on the story for that one, it would've been a real kickass movie. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: But Richards didn't even show off her expensive tits on that film, so it was meh from the start. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I could definitely watch the first one a few times over without getting bored. But I've just watched the first 30 mins of Starship Troopers 2 and it's utter garbage T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: yeah, Wild Things was much better T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I like tits. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Idk why they attract me more than pussy does. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: There is World Peace in tits. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yes there is. +1 T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Even tits like tits, that's why they come in pairs. ;) T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are you really saying that tits aren't worth fighting for? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: loll. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Tits are worth killing and dying for. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I'd give my life twice for each one. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: I think you guys are talking about boobs. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Nah... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh wait, did you say tits? Then yes. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: Tits is a technical term. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yes mam. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: I love a nice pair of starship troopers T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Hentai. Perfect boobs? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Eh? Stick to reality. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Hard to find some perfect ones. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Except my friends. Their the fucking best. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: The journey is worth the trouble. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: best i've seen and felt yet. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Indeed. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you know what's a real mystery? How come they didn't find that blonde sidekick guy in Starship Troopers when casting for the Street Fighter movies? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Because if you've seen one woman naked.... you pretty much wonna see them all. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: EXACTLY. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Gary Busey's son? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he would've made the perfect Guile, at least visually. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: He's too scrawny for Guile. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: A boob fills the hand, the mouth, the soul... a tit is a source for milk... a shortened form of teat... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What's Guile's background? NAVY Seal? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: There's no poetry in this group. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: navy otter, I believe. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I think you're splitting hairs here, Sotura. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: And huge the dick pretty nice :] T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: I hope not T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Huge the what? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: Nothing worse than a hairy tit. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck... All I see is Titictor now... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Sweet. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Or maybe, Titerictor. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs at an eraser zombie mercilessly. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sure there is. Could have mistaken a hairy megapec as a hairy tit. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Now I want tits. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era frownface. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I mean, would you wanna come out of your hangover realizing you got in bed with an honest-to-goodness man rather than a really ugly chick? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Man = dick = no thanks ever T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: Is this the juicy wanker versus the hairy tit argument? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I'd feel less bad about a dude than I would about a reallllly ugly chick T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nah, not quite. We were discussing worse things than the hairy tit. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: vaginal cheese is pretty nasty T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Fucking gross. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I have enough trouble looking at my own dick when it's time to piss, shower, whatever. If what you're offering is dick, then my answer is no, period. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: a delicacy T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Anyone into serial murder/gore? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: the height of civilization T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Wrong channel for that, you want Gossip. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: In addition to your statement Era I fucking hate faggots. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I brought up the scenario where you were so out of it that you mistook a man's hairy chest as a hairy tit and got as far as "yeah, I'll hit that!" T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: classy T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Nothing wrong with fags. They don't interfere with your life, so why bother theirs? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Unless, of course, they DO interfere, then they're just assholes. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Pun not intended... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: They make men look bad. They were born as men for a reason and to use their dicks right and for that single purpose of making kids. Or pleasuring chicks. Just my opinion and basically my entire town agrees so does every adult I talk about it with. Everyone agrees it's wrong. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: fags are kinda like a bitch's cheatsheet for a guy's playbook. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: They make men look bad? And what about dykes and women? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Especially if they talk to me or interefer i'd either kill or beat their ass on the spot. If it's in public I'd just fuck them up. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, getting into her pants is a lot like playing with yourself. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Women still like the dick either way. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Eh? You've never met a hardcore biker dyke before. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Dykes deserve the same shit. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: yeah, dykes LOVE dick T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Lmfao wow xD T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: it's like a camel and water T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Wtf xD ^ T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Look at it this way... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and lezzies aren't fags. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: NO ERA. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Chill. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Era. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: For every gay guy out there, there's a mean man-hating dyke out there as well. The two cancel each other out in numbers, so just ignore them. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: fags HATE dick... this is all just a misunderstanding of freud T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If one is breaking down your door to attack your heterosexuality, then you've got a legit problem. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: there aren't that many man-hating dykes T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ROFL!!! Vost, that's funny. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the difference between a fag and a dyke is that men don't wanna look at fags. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Most Lesbians hate men. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Dykes are usually uglier than male truckers. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: that's bullshit T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i thought lesbians recited poetry? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they have tits. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: And I thought our government was here to serve the people? lolwut. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: milk-producers? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: a boob is there for entertainment purposes... to get poked or whatever... a tit is a source of nutrition, or in this case, malnutrition T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Now you're definitely splitting hairs. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: again, ew! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you really need to learn the guyspeak, Sotura. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: He's just tro-... nevermind. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: nah, i know what's going on T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: we have more words for 'breast' than eskimo have words for 'snow' T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: you folks have been misled by the media T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: it's a boob tube for a reason... a tit tube would be disgusting T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_words_for_snow T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the media can't be all bad if they're working to get girls on the internet... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's a myth, sorry. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: it's not a myth! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: what's a myth? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: there are no woman on the intertubes, all traps everyone of them T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lawls on that name, Neckbeard. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: don't let anyone else tell you different T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's almost as if you made that character just to troll... T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: lolwut T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lolexactly T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: This bitch raelly needs me to buy shit for her. Do your own damn chores. FUUUCKK. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Why haven't you campaigned yet mutha fucka? You're level 11. >:| T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: better a lolwut than a hairy wolnut tit T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: God damn it, no more shit about hairy tits please. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: fine, i'll can the excrement... where would you like it shipped? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you can shave the hair, and if she's into torture you both can have fun with that. And if you suck on the whole thing you can double the size. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: that sounds pretty gay hanslanda T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: or at least, misinformed T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: hold the hell up, 2 quests done and HOW many qps? :o T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: can also use the vacuum, too, but that's kinda loud T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: One word, Arxe: Gquest T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: ooh *phew* was about to say, the questors giving qps out the ass now XD T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: who you talking about Arxe? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: neckbeard T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: people who MUD are without exception basement dwelling gamers T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: eh, could possibly be daily blessing instead. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: what is MUD? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Unless you're a Qsitter who only spends a minute actually playing every half hour. :P T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Multi User Dungeon ? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Multiple User Dungeon T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: nah - I made my mom convert the attic :p T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's the wet-dirt stuff hot women wrestle in when there's no jello. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... gravy...? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: ketchup? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I'll get more shit throughout the lesson won't I? Like more armor or is that up to me when i'm done with the lessons T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Uh, huh? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: I read that aarrdwolf was home to furies and otherkin T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era raises a finger to interject a point, then falls silent before slowly lowering his clawed hand. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Adios T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Hahahahahahaha. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: I also read that this was the place to listen to how much your imaginary girlfiends put out T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Now that is definitely Gossip. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: lol! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: I read that if I hang out here long enough, I will become a fat smelly fucktard T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: but it is too late for that T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: There's a specific term for that... I forget the actual spelling. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: clannie? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I think they fall under the same category, but that isn't the wording. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: . T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: sofa king tired T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: billy witchdoctor say 'you say funny thing' T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard waves a large bright yellow sign reading "ASSHAT !!" T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin waves a large bright yellow sign reading "ASSHAT !!" T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: nice T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: lol I just discovered curse socials T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: can you list them? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Grizzled ShadowBadger lets out a string of curses at Neckbeard that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored him. T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: not sure T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: shelp tells you if it is a curse only social T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: die jellyfish T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: oh, you want some of this manta ray??? T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: you tell it T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: I don't have to take that from a crab!! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: slap the tuna some more! T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: fap fap fap T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: hey, that's my tuna!! lol T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: bawwww T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chicken & Waffles: fuck mayo T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: that was fun T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: thanks T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: lol just did "affects" T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: you're welcome T3/r6/2012-01-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neckbeard: bitches don't know bout my affects! T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh melts as he cries out "FUCK YOU SUMMER! Come back on my day off!" T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: F summer in general , I am so sick of being hot ! T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox says, 'COCKFAG' to Granola. The lucky git. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: GOSH DANGIT, FUDGE. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck the world T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: BY NINHURAG'S ROUNDED TEATS T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: so why are u here T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: FORGOT AN S, BY ENKI'S ENGORGED MEMBER T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Star Wars episode in 3d. What the fuck is that shit. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Jar Jar sucked your mom's dick in 2d, now we want to add a whole new dimension of sucktitude to that dumpster fire? T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you need ask , now they all need to buy it too to complete the set T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I fucking hated that movie. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: what a unique opinion T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: latest tech gadget + cult scifi = fish in a barrel T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It sucked. I don't know what else to say about it, Jar Jar Binks ruined it and I find the part where brat Anakin piloted a fucking starfighter to be utter bullshit. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And the battle droids? Bitch please, some whore's autistic retard kid could put up a better fight than those droids. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: gotta love the smell of vitriol in the morning =P T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Of course, it will sell millions of dollars because you fucks will just have to see it. DIAF tards. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: DIAF? T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: urban dict is coming up die in a fire .. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: die in a fire T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ok so far today dtf and diaf And dragonforce songs go by acrynms! interesting learning all round T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I wouldn't know about Dragonforce songs going by acronyms, but I will say that they are one hell of a band. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yep ! was scrolling through n found TTFATF as a legit acro ! very nice :) T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Syxteen: don't hold back, starling. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: Please don't encourage It. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Masaha: jarre fuck T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: MOTHAAAAHHH FUCKAAHHHH T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Granola: jk T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: don't dis the Jarre! T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm assuming Micheal Jean Jarre ? T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Masaha: where the fuck are the awesome mobs?:) T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fucking verume T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: or fucking death's manor T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Masaha: what the fuck is "white aura"? T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: help auras T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fucking sanctuary T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Greetings T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vizano: eeehm.. fuck? T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kylrig: Fuck shit damn! T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: !damn shit fuck T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Heather Graham told you to drop dead, too, huh? T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vizano: god dammit, shit, fuck, cunt! T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thurgood: Kittens, teddy bears, cups of warm tea. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: can always tell when someone's mommy goes to the store T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vizano: love me some heather graham T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer offers to show you some Aardporn. T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: gross T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: yeah, random social plugin tried to do it but it said it wasnt a command, had to test it out T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen Y2Khugs Keyer... Y2K Style! T3/r6/2012-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Greetings T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: The fuck is the difference between Whisper and Tells? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CrakPuppet Kongol: hmm...debating whether or not CP leveling will be faster than pupping for cash then tp selling T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: how fast can you cp? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: did you feel that? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: cause I just mentally punched you in the fucking taint. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor Scrapes out Joker's eyes and skullfucks him. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: NO T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: no.* T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That means he likes you. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: No. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: WELCOME BACK ERA. Guess who fixed their internet. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: This guy. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh fuck, I forgot your netz were down. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yes sir. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What was the problem? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Stupid cunts at AT&T had the shit fucked up. I honestly don't know. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: The bot dude system whatever the fuck fixed it lol. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Bot? lols T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Ran a few tests and I turned for a second then back and the DSL and Internet lights were back on and green. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Some system shit idk lol. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Fuck i'll brb. time to move to my nerd cave T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If your netz go down, always try resetting your modem. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: (Room) T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazybeard: oh ffs when did the Q&A channel become a banal battle of wits, it's like watching a bad version of will and grace T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So...the original will and grace? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazybeard: fucked if I know lol, all I can picture is some petty whining tho :p T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You need to run into the channel screaming "NERD FIIIIIIIGHT" T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazybeard: I thought that was reserved for tech disputes :p T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: And debate. Don't forget debate. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Are we fishing? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe misses the 'v' and wabes. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe misses the 'g' 'r' 'e' 'e' 't' and beatsthehelloutof you! T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: nah why? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor walks to the restroom to take the biggest shit of his life. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chicken & Waffles: Fuck, I love turbo tax. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: omg, look at this! The right way to do a pec pop! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m666zx1lVMk&feature=related T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: It better be nothing stupid haha. T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Holy fuck O.O T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: LOL wow xD T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: obligatory disgusting-link warning. Those with weak stomachs or small children or even just a normalish sense of propriety should really not click this link (don't say I didn't warn you!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=C-jk5YF2MEY&feature=endscreen T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maelcum: C'mon....really? That was the best you could use for such crap? T3/r6/2012-01-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Anyone like gore/serial murder/guts/blood/knives/etc?