T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tigrex: Who the hell is Telepath? He's always 1e of Recall. Never does anything, has no qps or anything T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Immbot? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tigrex: Maybe, just thought it's kinda fuckin weird how a R0 T0 char has more hours online than me T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: there's no such thing as R0. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: but you're right. He's an older char than I am... 797 hours online... And NOTHING. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 797 hours isn't enough to be doing much botting with T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: maybe the perfect bot has not been built yet... T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: is just a thing to monitor ? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Yes, the dreaded idlebot, who bots doing nothing. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: NUKE IT! NUKE IT NOW! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: he exists purely to frustrate and confuse! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hmm only if we let it ! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I fully agree, that Telepath is driving me crazy T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: THANK FUCKING CHRIST FOR THAT !! 200 FINALLY .... T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i am sure Jesus applauds your efforts T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: and im sure fucking him helped T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Privi Leges: only 13871 left to go =p..... fuck T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol feeling a lil self .. aww fuckit no I don't T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: leveling is so easy now, that number doesnt mean much. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I have whcked like a billion crows , trust me it was super tedious !! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you exagerate T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: darnit , busted ! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: my credability is now for shit T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ok I forgot what comes next .. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: SH Loud T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: convert pracs to trains , bank instinct SH loud T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: animal sex time! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tigrex: D: T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: so im balls deep in peanut butter... T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: and im wondering.... T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: why did my neighbors name their dog 'peanut butter'? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: ba-dum chhhhh T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: fuck yall T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tigrex winks at Gallius. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: thanks ill be here all week T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tigrex stares at Gallius as he prepares his Hadoken T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: moar? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Therealmess: cookies? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: gang rape gang rape gang rape T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: But it's not my birthday yet... T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: dont you know better than to believe a promise of cookies? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Therealmess: no. I don't understand the plausibility of NO COOKIES :( T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: if this was irl youd be locked in uncle terrys basement by now. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Therealmess: if this was irl I'd be locked in uncle tim's basement. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Therealmess: get the facts right! haha T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz glares at Gallius and accuses him of stealing his cookie. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: terry tim... both creepy pedophiles. doesnt matter T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Therealmess: good point. tomato tomato (much more effective when pronounced differently) T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: lol. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: lets be honest... i didnt actually lol. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: tomato tomAto T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Therealmess: ronin's got me covered. thanks T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: see, you read that right, huh? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: your brain told you to read it differently in your head. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: i have a teacher named mrs. mainwaring. how do you pronounce that? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite looks around the room frantically screaming for a cookie. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: tits to those who get it. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: mAinworing T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: H T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: typo T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: btw no. wrong T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: funny....now that there's a place I can swear..I don't feel like it :P T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: I never swear on the swear channel azurite T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: mfw i cant write emotes on chat T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: more fun that way. its like, a double rebellion T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: well i effectively brought the gossip channel to the swear channel. you guys make me feel like a have a really huge dick. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: umm... thank you? no, that is not the right thing to say. I don't know how to respond to that. :P T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: shhhhhhh. youll understand when youre older..... T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: and now ive scared them all off... the great gallius giveth, the great gallius taketh away. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuck you trakker T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: cheap light bid 481 T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: thats Fuckette to you ;) T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabidrabbit: i got an awful dream. i was admitted to an hospital. there were old bold fat men carrying their entrails, i got the results that had some br kr cxz, and description for my cancer - "classic". then i sat down and waited for death, all was soo colorful. time to check my lungs now:) T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Aliens. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: does anyone know where the fucking latrine worms are in fort terramire before I pull out my hair? >.< T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: have you looked in the latrine. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: try where worm ? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: nope I have no idea what that is but I will start looking T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pees on Kratos intently! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos sniffs sadly at the way Coloring Colori is treating him. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos is slapping Coloring Colori with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: pee boy! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos: where you at?! ima fuck you up! :) T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: clan hall :p T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos: yeah me too. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: oz :p T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos: i lied, in there too :P T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos: hoping you wouldnt notice! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori hugs a big, scary rat. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos sniffs sadly at the way Coloring Colori is treating him. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori comforts Kratos. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: foreplay? T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos: little bit. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori agrees! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kratos: he came to early though. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yeah it was like a frosting factory exploded! T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori blushes. T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: OMG wooble do you ever fucking repop T3/r6/2012-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: nope it's a norepop zone T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: fuck you pay me! T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sarkwel: yeah bitch, wheres my money T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Radke: I can swear here? T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: fuck yeah T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: no, keep it clean T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: curse away ! T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Radke: my hand can't say no T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yeah but when Ryke goes solo, he fails about like a disembolwed salmon, so his whole body is into it T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: EXTREME MASTURBATIOBN T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: flails about...wtftyposagain T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: oughta be an olympic sport T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke is agreeing with that Forgotten Starphoenix person again... T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It would be more entertaining than the X Games, anyway :p T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'm part of the 2016 Olympic Farting Team T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: So Ryke... I hear you fail about a lot. T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I do, Jhav. My failing about is quite legendary. T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i killed half the IOC judge team so i qualified by default T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Condita: hm, "The High Priestess of Ivar chants the phrase 'shit'." T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: tsk tsk what a dirty mouth she has! T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: If I was mayor of Knossos I would maybe get the FUCKING WILD BOARS OFF THE STREET. just saying T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Fucking pigs... T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: leave the pigs, it's much more convenient than leaving bacon lying around getting stepped on by everyone. T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Fucking bacon... T3/r6/2012-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's what they need to make douche smell like. If your guy's gonna eat a furburger, he's probably wishing it smells like a burger. With bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Raaaaaaaaape. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'd like to spec that war. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost spanks Gangastan playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: wheres all the fucking double? T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the best feeling in the world is when you take a shit and your pants fit better afterwards. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: certainly one of the better feelings, yes T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I am so fucking bloated from the 2 burritoes I ate for lunch T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: two gas pills later, chewing on fennel, drinking fennel/peppermint/ginger tea.... I can still blow balloons up with my ass T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Dirkdiggler needs to poop. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: perhaps it's time to reevaluate your diet and the necessity to shoot water up your ass. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I love those fucking things T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: my wife thinks it was the burritoes T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I think it was the shepherd's pie I made T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you love enemas? T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I love shepherd's pie T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: no, burritoes T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: WHO THE HELL DOESNT?! T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I just made a super hamburger-and-bacon cottage pie. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: im gonna go take a shit right now after this convo......AFK T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I made a good one... lamb and peas and corn and mushrooms T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I made one with hamburger, bacon, celery, carrots, onions, and garlic. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: oh nom T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: my mom just made some awesome homemade pizza, crust and all. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: that sounds fucking good T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: then the mashed potatoes, I dropped in a pint of cream and a pint of sour cream T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: all of it T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: do you know what shit is put into the shit you shit? its waste, man. im never going to the bathroom again... T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: while mashing them. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I love food T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: hmm, that sounds good Majic T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it was delicious. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it was probably horrendously fattening. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I just put butter and milk in the potatoes T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I also had onions and carrots in the pie T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: cream cheese is another good additive for nummy potatoes. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: cream cheese? T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: or just cheese on mash spud is good T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yeah cream cheese works in potatoes T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods, drop in a container of warmed cream cheese when you're mashing potatoes. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and then mash the shit out of them. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I see we have another cooking channel :) T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: dang... that sounds rich T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: sounds interesting T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it is rich. most of the food i make that's really yummy is rich :P T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: part of growing up on a farm. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if you do it right...heavy cream, sour cream, cream cheese and butter in the right combo will make mashed potatoes that you will spooge for T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: not good for me tho, damn lactose intolerance T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: there are a lot of good combos for that starph :D T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: aww, ciar :( that makes it difficult. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: with all that good stuff, who needs potatoes in there? :) T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol I am gonna have to get off my a55 n excersise a lil more to be eating that stuff on a regular basis T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: id blow out my o-ring if i ate that T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I've mashed chicken broth into potatoes before too :Pr T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: lactose-free milk, and butter substitue work Ciarin T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: we used Almond Silk actually... T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fuck my typing... T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: is that silk milk stuff any good? T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i don't like flavored soy milk...don't like soy milk T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: the almond one yes T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol I just used a55 on curse chan and raised an eyebrow at Star fer swearing .. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: the almond one is soy-free T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I don't want to grow boobs, so ... almond silk here T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: lol T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ring a bell n I'll salavate .. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin rings the dinner bell. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel begs expectantly T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: darn curse chan .. T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: yeah, it is filled with evil and bad words, should get rid of it T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: its unfit for fragile minded people lol T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: no I just got programmed not to swear and tthen have to reassess it all over becaue i can bloody well sweaar now ! T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's not really any worse than other parts of the internet... T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: look so good with somethin in your mouth T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: hehe T3/r6/2012-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ...eeew T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fnord: i see. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Try a real curse. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: shit fuck cuntmaster whore T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: BY HASSAN'S THROBBING COCK! T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: any suggestions? Trying to be PG 13 here T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: uh, fuck isn't pg13, fyi T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: .................... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: was fucking kidding T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Heh. Trying to PG-13 on the curse channel? What an amusing thought. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Gonna get ME some pg-13s on the curse channel... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ok, that got weird fast. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Froggle: mmmm hmmmmm T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: well, it is weird I guess... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: 13 years are terrible for blowjobs...... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: fucking braces..... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: go eat shit from a cup if you wanna be pg-13 (pretty gross, level 13) T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And 13 year blowjobs, while good in theory, lead to horrendous rashes. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: those might lead to may bad things T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: those might lead to many bad things T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: 2girls1cup T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: strange theory... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: We established this earlier, Majic :-P 1priest30choirboys. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: 2kids1sandbox T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: best video out there T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: 2geeks1joystick T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Jek highly recommends it if you like 2fingers in the dick T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: 2 fingers in the dick, terrible, has scarred me for life T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Would've scarred the best of us... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Jek...you must watch 2kids1sandbox...it'll remove 2 fingers in the dick from your mind forever T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: that isn't necesasrily a good thing.... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it is a good thing. go watch T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: So Partrpxis is a fucke-up map not worth doing? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: So Partroxis is a fucke-up map not worth doing? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: in my opinion, yes T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Lol. Patroxis is one big fuckin maze. Can't be mapped. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: OK, thanks...I'll junk the Campaign then T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i fail partroxis more often than not T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: wait T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No, don't do that - check out Gaardian's Death Gate maze helper, and do it! T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: part of partroxis is a maze. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: part of it is not. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: although i will use gaardian's partroxis tool to see how far into the maze i need to go T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: what mob are you looking for? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: his mob shouldn't be in the maze at that level I'd think T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: regina and Sylvanus and Zombie T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I read the Gaardia page, no fucking way I am getting on that map T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Finally I get to mud while drunk. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Same difference. Nothing new. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Get to? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rumour lied. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Your mum say it's ok? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I never had a computer around while I drank. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Always went out with friends. Not on my own. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you may find that you outdrink the computer .. I've never had one that went more than one drink .. strnge that .. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos: He wiped. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiktief: bruce wayne, ill fuck you up! T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck these apples and these fucking hedgehogs and damn piles of apples and apple trees with no apples! T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: fucking hedgehogs might be dangerous T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: r... Eh T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: fuck sakes T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fucking porcupines is a method of correcting erectile dysfunction...but fucking hedgehogs is just gnarly man T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: that's just sad. Get a girl. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: that's ok I got Erato's Awakener of Desire, I think it's made for fucking hedgehogs T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: Holy fuck, Project X. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: This week, on "THINGS, THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO!" T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://i.imgur.com/M0AMT.jpg T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Saved* T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Surprised it isn't bleeding as bad. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: probably too cold T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh god...why do I keep clicking on next?...http://imgur.com/RNoj2 T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiktief: emote scratches his balls, then he takes a deep breath and belches T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ulrich: fail T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fiktief: hahaha yea T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neobakka: made those weeds my bitch T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: you snuggled with them? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mahon: wit T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: crazy germans! The word for plant seeds and semen is the same. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Chicks with dicks, The best of Both Worlds! T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: the first thing bfore another week starts is to get waisted.. makes it passable. funcking shit deadend job. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's why I quit mine. I really fuckin don't want to get a new shit job this week. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: what was your job? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: im a fucking teacher T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: but first I have to buy fake piss because when I quit the first thing I did was buy an ounce of the dankest weed I could find. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I worked for the postal service doing manual labor, before that I was a computer tech. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: and what was the worssT>\)? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: didnt find the ? there T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well some chick did come into our postal plant and shoot 5 of my co workers in the head then off herself... T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: postal plant? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Is that where they sort the mail? T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm going with the post office was worse cuz the porn on other peoples computer is better. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: youre a fucking liar! T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: yeah T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I worked at the SBP&DC T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's right on the top of my crap resume. I worked there for 6 years, I got promoted for it. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: i suck at my job and they know it. i'll try driving a cab. cab drivers are funny in movise T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Do you like cleaning up puke? They don't mention that part so much in the movies T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: if they let me go that is T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: yeah don't quit like I did I can't even get unemployment. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: cleaning u a puke.. what a romantic pain! T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think I'm gunna try machining. I want to build a R2 unit anyway so I should probably learn. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm tired of stupid people and that's all being a computer tech is these days. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: people are all soo stupid! nothing personal T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh I agree. I'm gunna go over to walmart now and look at some of the finest the world has to offer. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_217640&src_vid=utkkXCF8ZVc&v=KgUIbPfhSuo T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Welcome to walmart I peed in a cup so I could push carts or say Hi Welcome to walmart. T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: fucking LAG... i hate my ISP T3/r6/2012-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm not lagged at all! Must suck to be you!! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckidy fuck fuck FUCK T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A guard says, "As a most honored guest of Lord Nassah, you can go straight to the Ball or to the Shaft." T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: shit!i didn't notice the double T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jackerwobby: fuck yeah T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jackerwobby: cunt T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Don't talk about your mom like that. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jackerwobby o T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jackerwobby: oh no she didn't T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KsAna: by far my favorite curse word T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jackerwobby: what's your least favourite? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KsAna: cock sucker? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KsAna: doesn't sound profane to me T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so i can say fuck in here huh? great... T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania screams, 'WooHoo!!!' at the top of her lungs. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: yep, feel better?! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well hell yeah of course i do.. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigggboob: i can say fuck in this channel? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck yeah! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fuck no T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigggboob: fuckin awesome T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: bigggboob: haha i just asked the same fucking thing.. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania rapidly nods twice at Bigggboob, in complete agreement. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krimp: you've all been reported. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so why dont any other games get these channels? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigggboob: reported mathlab? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Krimp just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: report that T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: coz aard is the best. Duhhh T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigggboob: fuck krimp T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aarfari: oh darnit all! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aarfari: gosh! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Aarfari why say darnit and gosh in a channel meant for cursing? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: good golly, miss molly! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wimp T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigggboob: tell oceania dude. i dare u to call pleiades a boob twice T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: if you're going to do something, go for the gold T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: u mad biggboob T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: bout to blow my damn brains out... T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: umadbroboob? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: pleiades is a boob twice T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: so a bosom, then? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: guys, i have an exam and i dont feel well:( T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: back boobs! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: ... T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: what up T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Hello. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigggboob: come onnnn. itse a dare. ive done it five times. been banned five times though. still fun. i want u to do it in the newbie channel. btw oceania...r u indian? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: YEAH VOLTAGE T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Do what, Bigg? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im a white female. Il respect the imms! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so you being a white female is why you respect the imms? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: biggboob don't syart your shit again T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Cause I'm sure most people don't want to be banned. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Bigboob! We meet again. Is shit going down? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: coz i respect the leaders of annything T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: So you respect the North Korean military leaders? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: no:x T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm yells at Oceania "Bow down to me MORTAL! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck no alestorm T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero chuckles T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Ooooooi that's discrimination gainst the people that created Anime! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Voltage what level are you? I think we started at similar times T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Level 40, you? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded O 37 T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Cool. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: that was supposed to be a surprise face followed by 37 T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I'm chillin at 90 T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hey you shut your whore mouth T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: listen to starling k? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Agsded: go keep your mouth busy! suck a cock or what you usually fo T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: I really should do a CP.. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im so cold T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: they make this stuff from cotton..its called clothes T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: They also have blankets. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and heaters T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: not at skwl! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: your school requires you to not wear clothes or use a blanket or they dont have a heater at school?> T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If that's how you spell "school" then frankly you deserve to freeze. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ive got a jersy on. No they dont have heaters. Cost money yew no T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You better Voltage T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Heh.. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: heh... T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: school. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i guess aard at school is more important! T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori comforts ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im about to go to school lol T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori yawns. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: hell yeah! Woohoo T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: What? T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: night all T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i mean...morning:D T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird raises an eyebrow at ^~SireN~^ Oceania's weird actions. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Voltageeeeee T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Hmm. T3/r6/2012-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Whatcha doing? :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Delpol: Eternal Autumn can kiss the shittiest part of my ass T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: you mean deep inside you? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Delpol: no Eternal Autumn isn't deep inside of me T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: you wish it were though? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so when will we be able to smoke pot in aardwolf??? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: When can we legally smoke pot outta aardwolf T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vyragos just loaded Windweaver a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I've been clean a month and I can't get a job since I won't pass a drug test. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: me smokes a virtual bowl. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well fuck that job then!! or find some spice!! or a cleanout pill!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hell im smokin right now just would like to be able to do it in here too :))) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: nice lil vaporizor.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Gasp...you are a dirty person T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: vapoorize T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I mean like any job. Any job that pays more than min wage require a pre employment drug test T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Sokay, I ordered some synthetic urine muahaha T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: yeah thats true.. just stay clean long enough to get in.. :) i work at a gas station soo.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well thatll work if your sneaky enough.. i say just use a cleaner pill T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It'll probably take me 2 month at least before I would test clean. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: burns ya up a lot though... stay home if ya take one T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm gunna need to get a new licence since I just moved to MI and my Cali one expired in Feb. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori hopes someone gets nuked so he can move a spot on rank 1. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: woo im back.. damn disconnection bullsh!t T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: This is curse channel, you can say BULLSHIT T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I need a job so I can get a real place to live with real internet, 56KB is not high speed. I miss downloading a gig in 5 minutes. There's porn piling up on the internet and it's not going to watch itself. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i know.. its fun though... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: Bullshit. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: BOVINEFECES! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: rofl, a dialup user? They still make those? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Unfortunately, yes. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Can we blasphem too? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: not on dialup but this longterm hotel has it capped. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I've also been exiled to the Land of 56kb. And snow. And deer. And women who all seem to have started having kids at 15. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You're not really on dial-up are you Ryke? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: that sounds like my town!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I am. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol I pulled up the sex offender registry here, the whole city lit up. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Ouch..I feel for you T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: and im using my galaxy s through klink in order to use internet.. and its much faster than dial up.. don compare to dsl though T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I could blow my money on satellite "broadband", but from what I've read and been told it's pretty much a waste of money. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Are you in a remote location? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: i use satellite the cap sucks ass for it but everything else is fine T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Indeed. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I could move like, five miles and have access to broadband. But moving just to have decent internet is.. not feasible. :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I think I'd rather be on dialup for mudding than the satellite I'm currently on. Averaging 1,700ms ping isn't fun. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke nods at Leinei. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I had the super high speed cable connetion. I'm used to just d/ling my tv shows, now I have to watch commercials and watch the show when it's on. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Heh. DVR is my best friend. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: 1700ms?? NO WAY! That is...awesome hehe T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: eztv.it was my best friend. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I have 725ms ping right now T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: No more pirating things for me. :( T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Due to drilling rig satellite internet T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Minimum = 1106ms, Maximum = 3130ms, Average = 1673ms from the latest set of 10 pings. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No cell phone providers around? Like someone else said, tethering might be good. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Only mobile internet they can get here is $50 a month with a 5GB monthly cap. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I haven't looked into it yet, but uh.. from what I can tell, even the cell coverage out here is atrocious. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: And last I checked, it was EVDO, Rev-0 or Rev-A T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I didn't think of it as pirating since I was paying the same cable company $80 for internet I didn't bother paying for tv. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: or something like that T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Ryke, do you live in the backwoods of Pennsylvania? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Because that sounds a lot like Asshole, PA T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: probably canada T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Rural Michigan. Probably the same, but with less creepy hicks. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I moved out of here a long time ago, though. Just here for spring break :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: My area of study is telecommunications, I'd be DEAD without mobile and broadband T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: did you get cited for pirating? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got like 5 difrent notices over the last couple years. All for NCIS shows so I had to stop watching it =( T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah, I got a few notices a couple years for downloading operating systems and softare that normally costs a crap ton. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: wow I did not type that well, you get the gist though T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh I got one for downloading a wow expansion cuz the TPB was faster than bliz's servers T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: hahaha, that's insane. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the funny part was Bliz was tracking the torrent, it's not like I was getting it for free, since you have to activate it by account. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh I see, well that's not true piracy then really.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: those bastards T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think if you get 3 in a year you get banned. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm thinking of getting a new cell plan with a 2 year contract just to get the free or discounted phone then just whoring bandwidth till they drop me lol. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: won't they give you a cap T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Unless it's Sprint, which doesn't T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Look at the Unlimited plans, it say (doesn't apply to unreasonable use) so it's cheaper for them to break your contract. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll just download my entire harddrive a couple times. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That's hilarious. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Or they might just cap your speeds at 56k and keep you :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: That's what T-Mobile does. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah, I thought unlimited was a pretty set in stone term. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Ew. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: They'll probably throttle you down T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: then they'd be breaching the term which says how fast your connection should be T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm on unlimited but I only like 2 gigs a month T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Nah, T-Mobile is very upfront about it T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: so you'd have a right to terminate T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Your plan is "Unlimited data, 2GB at hi-speed" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: oh T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: T-Mobile doesn't have 4G T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Yeah they do T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I get 4G T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: All those companies need to DIAF. Hell just for locking phones. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: They have commercials with that hot chick like every 15 minutes advertising that they have 4G T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: leave the country T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: problem solved T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I can't. Don't have a passport. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: They have HSPDA , it's not actually 4G technology, but they are allowed to advertise it as such. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: The T-Mobile girl is amazing. That is all. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I might just buy a 3d phone... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It's like they took the best parts of Milla Jovovich and Liv Tyler and photoshopped them together. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: The mobile market is complicated shit, but what you mean by 3d? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: All phones are 3d, man. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: like 3d screen. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: OMG I love Milla Jovovich, would nail 100x T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: You can get them two lenses that can record in 3D T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: with* T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That's my phone T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke is agreeing with that Agsded person again... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: there's like 4 or 5 out there. The sharp one looked the best. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I have the HTC Evo 3D T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I never use the 3D lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: stereoscopic 3D, I'm assuming? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: (i.e. like the 3DS, glassesless) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It's really only good to start conversations with chicks T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: and yeah glasses less T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster: social T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well I got a free 3d camera with my canned bacon but it's kinda useless since I don't own anything to show the pictures on lol. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I've never really seen the point in stereoscopic 3D. I guess I can sort of see the point in a handheld or a phone, but for TVs...just seems like it would be an inferior experience T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: never actually seen it, though T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: or "real" 3-D, for that matter T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Canned bacon!? What the mother f-.... I'm not into the 3D Tv's T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I actualy hate 3d tech, but it would be nice to have that wow factor T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah 3lbs of cooked bacon in a can. 5 year shelf life. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Although, what I do think is cool is how video games are using stereoscopic 3D for split-screen multiplayer games T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well 3lbs precooked weight. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: ...And you get a 3D camera with that? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I had a mess of points at Thinkgeek.com so I spent some when I ordered the bacon and some platemail gauntlets T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: This is why you shouldn't give me money lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well OK then hahah T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Bacon and platemail.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Are you an overweight LARPer? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You should have seen the stuff I gave away when I moved, bacon, gauntlets, chainmail, battle ax, swords. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You gave weapons away? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Please tell me you gave them to children. Pleeeease. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Wait, what the fuck? You gave away bacon? ... What? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Um not really overweight, and no LARPing for me. mainly cuz I don't have any friends to beat on lol. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Did you fucking become a Jew or something? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Why would you ever give away bacon?! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No I gave it away with my bong, it seemed appropriate T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: LMAO T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: ...I.. don't get it. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You gave up pot AND bacon? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh now we see where your name comes from at least T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: There will always be more bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I am a little worried there will be a maple syrup shortage this year for dipping my bacon in. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Wait did I just slap someone T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I don't even like bacon T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You probably slapped your mom T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And rightfully so T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hey....hey Starling...hey...you...shut your mouf T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: JOSEPH FUCKING BABY JESUS!!! You don't like bacon?!?!?! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: What the fuck is wrong with you people? Not liking bacon, giving it away.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You're on dial-up what's wrong with you hoe? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: My hoe is just fine, I used it today! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: There's bacon on the pizza next to me. Don't worry. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You should just buy a pig T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke looks at Indicus and goes "Hmmmm." T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Your mom is for sale? O.o T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Who's? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Pizza is about the only way I get veggie in me. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I dunno, anyone's. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll sell you mine. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My sister is better deal though, she comes with accessories, handcuffs, gun, riot gear... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I'd like to submit a bid. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You have to be black though or she'll probably shoot ya. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Well, that's discouraging. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I know it's so racist, I like boobs of all colors. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Black or white, big or small, I like them all. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: even purple? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I can't say I've seen purple, but I've seen blue and green, and they was nice. so I would say probably T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well I have seen ones with some purple on them, and I was happy to kiss them and make them all better T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It doesn't count if you're the one who punched them in the tits. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: it's never a punch, usually an accidental elbow. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Uh-huh. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I gotta say I was really disapointed when I saw Grace Park's nipples =( T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Wait, what? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I dunno, it just seems like god put my nipples on a hot chick. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: When did she show nipples? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: what malformed and hairy? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: no just small and boring. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: <> T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Too lazy. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: shock the living shit outta me- thought Star had remorted... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well since I can't get a job I guess I'll go learn to ice skate tomarrow. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: o_O T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I like it T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: since I can't get a job, I've been learning to swim T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Just sell weed T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I forget there's people who can't swim. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I somehow never learnt as a kid T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I mean throw me into water I won't drown T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: but I can't properly swim either T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My friend who lived less than a mile from the beach his whole life can't swim. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: it helps to panic T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I played roller hockey for years so I shouldn't have too much problem learning to skate, maybe I can find a cute girl on craigslist to come hold my hand while I pretend to fall down. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: if by cute girl you mean fugly, smelly girl than yes T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: you can T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Don't you know, everyone but you who is online is a smokin hot 18-21 year old girl in nothing but their underwear who likes exactly what you like. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: you have alot of wet dreams dont you T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nope, i dream about death mostly. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: doom T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: haven't had a doom dream since quake came out. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I FUCKING miss my REAL computer! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: holy hell i just slaughtered a house full of people T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Fuck yeah. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: with my mind! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Okay, Ms. Glau. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: mwahhahahah T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Great. Now use that skill in RL. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hey rl got nothin to do with this.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: xD T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: but i can think of a few good places to practice this skill... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Just do it on a human fuck it. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: What you got to lose. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well theres prison to gain. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: If you aren't careful. Rofl T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: true enough.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: WTF?!? I just ate an orange for no reason... I have a pizza sitting next to me and I went and got an orange. That like that girl that eats sponges weird. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: fucker T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: roflmao T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roninleader: I didn't even get a hit in dude T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I would totally fuck her, she was cute, and watching her eat sponges would ammuse me T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: eat sponged? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: yeah she has that condition where she feels the need to eat something weird, hers is sponges. she like dips them in sauces and NOM NOM NOM T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: thats sick... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: , thats the channel .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: and you think it's a normal part of sex? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: if it fits, it works. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: She also likes soap, expecialy the lime scented ones. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: sounds normal to me. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: omg T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I guess I'm glad I'm single T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: wtf are you "omg"ing about. your mom likes the taste of dick and no one makes fun of her. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: my mom didnt give head. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: this channel could turn Paris T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Sick would be if she used the sponge contraceptive and then felt compeled to eat it after. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: yeah, neither did mine. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: and sperm is good for you, unlike plastic T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: 10 -h T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Fml T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I swallow but I'm not eating any plastic to go with it... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It has been documented that a steady ingestion of semen increases longevity and balances hormonal issues in females. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: it also makes a fantastic facial. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: channels getting interesting T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: In other words, if you are pms-ing, it just means you need to suck your man's juices. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: snorting em is good too T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker splooges all of your face. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I chew plastic all the time. I don't swallow it though. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: wrong Vakieh, pms is a mix of a womans connection to the ecosystems, and some women merely crave a good fuck and some chocolate T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: sperm is good for the skin too T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Connection to the ecosystems??? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you ever fuck a slut while she's on the rag bro? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Good chocolate .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: organic chocolate yeah T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Wait, who are you connecting to whose ecosystem? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: fucking disgusting. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'll connect you to MY ecosystem. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: but thats why i have to pay more. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: Your mother is a planet T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: go the high coca count :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Organic chocolate tastes like dirt. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: never had it then huh Vakieh T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Organic everything tastes like dirt. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: speaking of swallowing , getting drunk , first time in at least a month T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: man you remind me of this kid from oregon T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: I think he's calling you a hippie, Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: burn. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: he...hmm... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Er... are you saying you swallow when you're drunk, Tzad? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Vaki aint no Hippy ! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the secret to pms is comfy jammies, movies, chocolate and advil. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I am sometimes referred to as an ecoterrorist T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: And oral sex. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hmm good point Ryke T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I found biking shorts cure cramps...something about supporting the area T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grindel: I heard that on the home shopping network in the 80s, some woman called into a facial cream advertisement and gave a testimonial about the advertisement. The recommended having your teenage sons ejaculate on your face as a moisturiser. The hand model couldn't stop laughing and after that their live testimonials were broadcast a good 15 seconds after they were filmed. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: the secret to pms is a whole shitload of housework that needs to get done. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I know something else that can support that area :-P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor agrees with Vakieh T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ibufen n a bath .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I miss sex but I have a good stash of chocolate T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: can you stash sex ? they need to invent that T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The problem with turning to chocolate instead of sex is that eventually too much chocolate means no more sex o.0 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: jergens. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: they bottled it. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Dick in a box. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh and keep shiny things around incase you accidently do anything, like look at them wrong, women are easily distracted by shiny things. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: only if you want a guy who turns into a jackass the minute you're done T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The minute you're done? What about when he's done? Much more efficient that way. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i'm too tired to turn into anything other than a sleeping person. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sex coma. Give em. Take em. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Bogstar. Duel ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Sex comma, period. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i want a guy who's exciting intellectually to me, after that sex is no issue T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I have a sleep disorder, I wish I could fall asleep after sex. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Period = full stop. Relevant to sex 9/10 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: sex coma's are great. i can pass out and not even the nagging of her not getting off can wake me. its awesome. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: Joker hasn't had a real woman yet T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: His hand must whine a lot. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm exciting in the head. The voices inside my head know lots of Chuck Norris jokes. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor agrees with Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Chuck Norris jokes have never been funny. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's why I don't need friends T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: she used to be a real woman. then we got married and she turned into a bitch. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: your time will come. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: but your girl probably wont T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: your all just jealous the voices talk to me and not you. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorchovnik: fuck shit cock cunt ass turds wooohooo... er *ahem* Hello T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: My all is so jealous. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Somehow, I think this is applicable to the conversation: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2483 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: gorchovnik: god dam dude you gotta hit like curse -h 50 these people are fucking hilarious T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorchovnik: haha shall do T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: hah- nice jhav T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: oh and btw guys, I'm not a guy :) and I'm old enough to be all y'alls mother :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: That makes me so hot. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hmm first time getting drunk after giving up smokes ... this could get interesting T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol Waffles. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I'm sure that half of that is true. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear geriatric wards run aard - you sure about that? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: nothing wrong with that ha T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: rofl bogstar, i doubt that:P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: ohnoez :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: I want to break your hip a 2nd time. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: ROFL ^ T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: bet...if you're 33 or under I could be yer mom T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles enthusiastically high-fives Vakieh! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You lie you're a hot 21 year asain girl with huge boobs who loves video games. You're on the internet do your damn part! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: hah! 34 punk ass:P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: wait...31 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you can be my mum just don't send me 1500 km away when you get sick of me T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: COULD be meaning you started bleeding 33years ago? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs out loud at a Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: 34 here also T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: no way T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'm 12, and what is this? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: 28here. i guess i make the cut. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorchovnik: 22 going on 23 now T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: get back in your fucking box! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Muds are for old people and dialup users. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker ties up Gorchovnik and puts the ball-gag back in. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: XX going on ethanol induced regression T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorchovnik: hahaha. Are any of you actually dialup users? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: fuck no T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I know of 2 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: yeah some are T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: t3 here. i needed it for lasertag. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i might as well be with this fucking POS dsl T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: someone earlier had dial up speed ! 56 k ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i might as well be with this fucking POS dsl T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I'm either cable or cell phone T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Technically no, but the bandwidth is capped so low I can't even watch porn. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorchovnik: I do tech support, and I fucking hate getting dial up calls. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: good for you indicus, you'll have to make your own T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ASCII PORN FTW! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Haha. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Haha T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Tf. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I was a computer tech, but I stopped cuz they kept selling computers to idiots and now it's gotten outta hand. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: O O T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: if you hit on enough chicks, one is bound to send you picks. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I had 2 scrolls what were porn...tastefully done T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: ascii can never get the Vadge right. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: B=====D ~~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ (.)(.) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: on another mud T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: nooooooooo T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Wakka Waa Woow <--- porn music T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: brown-chickin-brown-cow T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: sometimes ...I just want to smack my roomate T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If I ask what type of computer you have, don't say oh it's a HP! like you fucking won a prize. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: More like "bow chicka wow wow" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Boom chikka wow wow T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: mines a toshiba T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: just one more thing I need to get good at .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Your roommate is a Toshiba? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: masturbation? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Mines a Hp Dv7 1267cl T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I ask people what type of computer they have and they say they have one with a screen. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I have a computer with a hard drive. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: mines an alienware knockoff.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: mmmmmm a HARD drive huh.... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It's SO hard. You don't even know. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: keep going, i'm almost there T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: My MB/S are so hot. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You can keep your 3 1/2 inch floppy to yourself, thanks. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: the joke already ended. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: In my car is my tower, AMD 6core 3.0ghz 8GB 2000mhz ram SSD HD, another 10 TB of storage, Bluray burner, and the 40inch tv that I use for a monitor T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You know, I almost considered adding a floppy drive to my rig T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: why is it in your car??? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's sad my computer is actually worth more than the car. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Cuz I don't have a real place to live. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You must have a shitty car. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: But both are worth more than your mom. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you must have a shitty life. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: sell the computer. you will have one. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: sell your body; you can keep both and buy your way into heaven. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: only if god likes your ass. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hard to when the body is worthles T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: there's also my modded wii, xbox 360, ps3... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you're typing with something. either your hands or your mouth. i'm down for either one or both at the same time. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: where is your car? ima steal that shit. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Holland, Michigan lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Holland , ur doing it wrong T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: aw fuck, cost more to get there than what i could hawk it for. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I dunno I kinda like it here. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: swap you for my shit hole town T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: swap you for my bitchy wife. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Come on Ferun, I've been loanly since the last guy who tried to break in stopped screaming... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hmmm I'd consider that , missing a decent cat fight T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: consider carefully T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: brb T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I did bring in my JTHM comics today though. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: its 1500km to the nearest beach here .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Bah, just pack up everything you can in your give away you ax gauntlets bacon and bong and drive someplace else T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: we need to get Dru a radio station T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Why'd you move to Asshole, MI anyway? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: lolhollandf T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: vodka must be kicking in - 8 qp from my aardbag and ..well .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: my pills are kicking in... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Whatcha doing ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: klonopin. saving xanax for.... tomorrow T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I really need to stop telling people about the murders at my last job when they ask me what I used to do. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: whats Klonopin? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: clonazepam. like valium or xanax, a powerful anti depressant T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shinmen: anti anxiety... enhances alcohol effect 400% but can be dangerous T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: umm valiumn . . .antidepressant ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well, i do it recreationally.... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: TV seems to wprk for the rest of the population , what makes u special ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: TV is not strong enough for me.... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel nods. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: nailed a social ! gotta be working :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shinmen: tv doesnt work... alcohol, tobacco(nicotine) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I miss Heroin. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: heroin is ten bucks a gram around here T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: anyone ever notice how similar the command clist is to clit? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol best spew of my life , first n last time tryin H T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Where's that? This Michigan thing isn't set in stone lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: philly. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: anyone injucted ethanol ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oooo I like PA, but I was Doylestown, the Anti philly. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shinmen: I don't have the ability to miss anything... tobacco and mary jane has kept me content thd last 7 and will continue doing the same T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: doesn't bother me either way T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: First drug I did was Heroin, then went to coke, meth, then pot, then down to alcohol and cigs, then I finally got my medical card and went back to pot. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: there was some shrooms, lsd, and X in there somewhere. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: better off that way. methadone clinics in philly aer packed T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I quit heroin on my own, all my friends checked into rehab so it wasn't fun anymore. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you can check out but you can never leave T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: most people can't quit it on their own. congratulations T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: wtf T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I quit smokes on my own damn hanging for one now tho T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got a spiced rum e cig next to me... it's just not the same, turns out it's not the nicotine I like, it's respratory distress. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: finally got enought to get an aardbag :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Why did you stop smoking weed? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: y u like weed ? just makes everything fuzzy T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Because weeds kicks ass. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: bloody anoying T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It keeps me calm(er) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuzzy is good when you're smart and everyone around you is stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You know what else makes everything fuzzy? Not shaving. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke peers intently at Starling. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Just once, I would like to try a full blown, holy-shit-I'm-in-Wonderland type hallucinogen. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: weed is good for the soul T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I've done mushrooms before, they're pretty cool. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i've done acid. awesome T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Doesn't need to be an upper or anything, I just want to taste purple and see salty. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Vaki Mescaline . with a decent guide , thats my last drug trip T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: plus drinking a liter of booze a day to dumb down gets to be harsh after a while T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yeah, alcohol wears you out after a while T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: your brain has THC-receptors. that right. our minds are designed to process marijuana T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Um. Wat. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Right. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: There are designed to respond to anandamide and similar chemicals T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Marijuana blocks the receptors, it is not desinged to do squat. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: yes. you read that right. we have cells in our brains whose only function is to process marijuana T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: apparently the best trip is mescaline T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: That THC happens to trigger them is a coincidence. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: [Citation Needed] T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I get high on life. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The chemicals in weed sit in between the receptors and the axioms, they do not trigger anything - the 'baked' effect is due to a *lack* of processing, not any reaction itself. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Vakieh, there are specific cannabinoid receptors in the brain, CB1 and CB2, among others. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Anyone seen the Salvia trip with "The Ceiling!" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The endogeneous chemical that triggers them is called anandamide T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: appears to have a wiki... looking it up now T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: They are called 'cannabinoid' for the same reason that endorphin receptors are called 'opioid' T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: lengthy tract: http:/en.wikipedia.org T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: lengthy tract: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid_receptor T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A nice quote: THC mimics the actions of anandamide T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The cannabinoid receptors do not act in this way by any natural intention. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I wonder what the long term side effects of the "K2" cannabinoids (e.g. the JWH chemicals) are. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Jail and possibly assrape. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Side effects of most drugs in the US, anyways. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Only if you get caught.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Best way to keep off hard drugs is to remember they were probably smuggles here in someones ass. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: MUGGLES! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: huggles that steal your wallet? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: quest list T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: damn laptop keyboard. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: MUDBLOOD T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Actually, in Australia we are finding more and more drugs have been cooked locally, inside of a shed that may or may not have also contained cyanide or dirty spent hookers. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I could break me off a piece of that mudblood... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: see? I knew you were from the west coast T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh is from the east coast. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: of oz :) thats the west coast from here T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: No, still east. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: from here it's closer to the west hon T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Go further. Keep going east, guaranteed you get there. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I wouldn't smoke anything that was made in a shed that housed your mom. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Slow tonight, Starling. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Are we botting? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: its the dope :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: you said australia T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Maybe she's high. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yes, my bot is lagging tonight T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: may as well T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: wish i was high T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: therefore you're west from here T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: they call it dope fer a reason T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I can see why they call this the curse channel...people make you want to swear at them T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And I guarantee if you continue east, you will get to the same coast as me. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: if you're on the east coast of oz you're west of me but whatever, T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: IT'S STILL THE EAST COAST T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You could even call it India, bc, you know, the last guy who screwed up the whole east/west thing did :-P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: ITS STILL WEST FROM HERE T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: i one an entire relative direction T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That doesn't make it the west coast :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: accidently T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm the planet is round may play a factor in this T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I bet if I went west I'd get to you :-) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: LOL it really matters :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: thats not what I said....you guys need better drugs T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you have some? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: vodka all round ! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: stfu Ohm, you're just a measure of resistance :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Time for soma. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: no I only have fun stuff...nothing you'd like T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oz doesn't have directions, just death. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: [06 Mar 03:54:07] (Curse) Bogstar: of oz :) thats the west coast from here T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: All roads lead to an early grave. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey..... oh i liked soma. hmmmm T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also west. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ooooo soma, nothing like a couple soma and some booze after a hard day at work... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I was comparing it to our west coast. all the same poison factories apparently T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: ...okaaaay. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: are you 100% anti anything anyone ever says Ryke? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Butte :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Does it matter whether I say yes or no? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I fly a plane west. I continue flying for 100000 years. How many times to I pass you...from the east? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: we have a bear Butte T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm convinced the entire country of China is made outta lead. When they found lead in those environmentally friendly grocery bags that was the last straw. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: not really Ryke...just makes me want to slobber on your face.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It's the yellow paint. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oooooh, low blow there :-P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: godamn lack of bowl-pack :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I find that extremely offensive, because I don't have a face. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: these guys make me want to pack a bowl... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: No way ^ T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: fire or metal T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor shows his approval by clapping his hands together. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: me too , well working on getting off it anyway .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Are we offending you? On curse? HOWEVER SHALL WE LIVE DOWN THE SHAME? *sobs T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Tzadkiel don't worry about it. If anything McDonalds and religion is worse. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wish I'd packed a bowl, then I could have ceral. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: can we flame ppl here ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: don't be a dick vak :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I was crying...why do you keep poking me with a stick? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Dick vak Dyke, T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Only the French T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: no fun they just flee T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: What's the fun in that? Smoke a bowl if you wanna put chocolate syrup in your vanilla cereal :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: best way to flame is the message boards. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Flee? Nah, the French are surrendermonkeys, they will stick around and cook you frogs. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil slaps himself on the head and yells, "DOH!" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Of course, we've been doing it all wrong Ohm :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey... just trying to be of help T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: americans make the best frogs...turn up the heat...they'll never notice T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: ... snails and shit... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Bogstar. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: DOH ! aint that an alliance ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You rang? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: We should so rename Hassan to Homer for April fools. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: are most of the active players here DOH? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: or boot T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: gamestat 4 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Unclanned is the most active group :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Booties tend to be like paper on fire. They burn pretty brightly for a bit, then they turn to dull, disillusioned ash. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil rolls on the floor laughing at Vakieh's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: that just means you're turned on for the wrong reasons vak T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Too bad you can't harness that kinda' enery to make Ohm more than just a measure of resistance ;) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh checks -h to find how that makes any sense... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil ruffles Ohm's hair playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Turned on already Vak? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I think you'd have to quit doing coke for that to make sense T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The video playing in my alt+tab says I am. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: not just coke... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: ... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: or i'll have to get puddled.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: do I drink more for this to make sense ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Wellp. You'll smoke a turd in hell for that one Bog :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar giggles at Tzadkiel's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Mmmm Coke... aka meth lite T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil rolls on the floor laughing at Indicus's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: you would know Aramil ;) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: coke is way better than speed T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar is agreeing with that Tzadkiel person again... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Man Amphetamine trumps beverage any day :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: tzadkiel speed is just annoying T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: coca not cola T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh, I do draw the line at Wet. Someone gave me some for free and I just could never bring myself to try it. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Who needs to drink when you can be a ridiculously hopeless fiend, immune to the effects of osmosis o.O T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you never got wet? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: if nobody noticed, coke is a broken plant, which still has some nature in it...there is nothing natural about meth T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Meth goes to hell, non-stop flight. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: "while you are alive and I am alive we can be friends but if you kill me you are asking for trouble" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Natural went out the window a long time ago for me. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: "if you can't help one another, at least don't hurt one another T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: With improper company :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: " T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Nobody wants a handful of psilopsybin anymore... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm Immortal till the day I die. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil raises an eyebrow. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Here's my .454 Casull revolver. Prove it. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Enough alcohol to get a decent buzz going, a nice underlying tune with a beat to time your pulse to, the right company around so you can talk the shit you like, and they like it back. Best trip ever. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil grins evilly at Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: that vibe n E Vaki :) I miss the most T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And of course the right mix of gender and sexuality, so no-one sleeps cold. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: what I just said .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Pot, beer, a bonfire, and cooking meat on a stick T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: ...and bacon T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Bacon is a meat T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Damnit Ohm! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Bacon is post-trip after sex wakeup fuel. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: bacon is the best meat T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: OhmioneKanoHMi T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke is agreeing with that Ohm person again... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm Bogstar.... not on thedrugs you are on.... didn't catch that T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: We get shitty bacon here in aus - not terrible, but nothing on a good side of Canadian. We get fucking awesome lamb though. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: Ohm I one Kan OhmI T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: starwars reference, you wouldnt understand :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol very patrtiotic of U T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: ....guess not T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Don't patronize Ohm too far, he'll lose his place ;) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: even in america canadian bacon is a fine source of food poisoning T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey. i do ok T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm gonna have to wag tomorrow T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: wag? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Pfft. We don't particularly give a fuck. If it's ready we're eatin :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I think he means masturbate T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Maybe after I go ice skating tomarrow I'll go try the Bacon wrapped deepfried deviled eggs at the pub in grand rapids T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: not go to class T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: oh. wank. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Damnit Ohm! ;) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Oh holy shit Indi T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I want to raise a pig. On bacon. Then keep that run going, rasing pigs on the flesh of their parents. Then, in perhaps 20 generations of Pigcursion, I eat the God Bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: That actually sounds pretty fking awesome lol. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I'm a doctor not an escalator! get a rope! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: GR only has one pub? Glad I don't go there. :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil THWAPS Vakieh for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil nods at Amidoinit Ryke. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: we are too Ryke ;) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Prolly a gay bar at that :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: How long does a pig need to pump out a minipig? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Eh, depends on the size of the mini pig's orifi' :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: the god of bacon is moslem , too holy to eat T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil rolls on the floor laughing at Tzadkiel's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I dunno what they have but ironically the Pub has the same name as my friend in California's SWTOR toon. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Moslem, The Bacon God stands before you. Ohm has began ascending the robes...(?) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd eat a muslim chick T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Nah, the anti-pig part of the koran and the torah was written when the priest turned his back, and the sheep-seller snuck in and wrote "Pig meat is bad, mmkay" - then his arch-nemesis BodGhar the Swineherd went out of business. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: garunteed not tasting like bacon T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i can dig it. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And to this day if you kick a pig in the sack, it squeals "BodGhar!!!" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Muslim chicks sound like bacon...But do they SMELL like bacon? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: they smell like off bacon - at least here they do. Shrouds of cloth + 40 degree heat + aversion to deoderant = get the fuck out of my store. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: oh wtf lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Muslim dress seems appropriate for somewhere like Siberia. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: They smell like bacon flavored tofu T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil pukes. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I thought they smelled like C4 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: !!!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: LOL! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: They do Starling! And THAT'S why we listen to you! :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh I wasn't planning on cooking mine before I ate her T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: speaking of which , how do you make C4? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: starling is on? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: o.O ... Give it to us raw and wwwwwwwwwriggling! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: don't make C4. just make dynamite. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil raises an eyebrow at Tzadkiel's weird actions. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I had this one woman developing photos - I know, irony. Half the people in the photos are completely covered, but w/e - she was DRIPPING - as in there was a quite steady drip of sweat from the parts where bits of her joined. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: If you know how to knead dough, you can make C4 :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: um ignore Tzad (the government has flagged him and is watching him now) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil nods at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Poor Tzad :/ T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Take 1 part C3 anmd 1 part C1, mix well. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: also and* T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: damn I don't have CB4 on my computer in my car... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: People do them on the kiosks, assuming I don't look. People are stupid, of course I friggin look. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: sulphuric n nitric acid n glycerine n toluene is tnt fertaliser n diesel is ok but the kookbook misses RDX T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ARG mishcan again T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: lets see how long it'll take me to download. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Child's play Tzad ;) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: c-4 is just RDX and a plasticizing agent T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Learn the use of the proper electrical timers and... Oh fucking Ohm. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: critical mass T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil screams "YIYIYIYIYI" like Xena, Warrior Princess. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Critical. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yeah critical mass .. lo the first one was just an artillery gun n a block of steel :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: bah. sulfur plus charcoal plus potassium nitrate = gunpowder. nothing critical there T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Saltpeter ++ T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: But we'll let it slide :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey.... all a gun does is channel an explosion in a single direction T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ohm, um did I used to make explosives with you when I was a kid? lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Don't ever take explosive reagent manufacturing lessons from something that's merely Amperage/Voltage :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: god damn sea monsters piss me off T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: doubtful. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Tell it Endtime T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Give him tree fiddy, he likes that. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If so please tell your mom it's not my fault you filled your house full of smoke. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I punched a sea monster in the fucking face, and I'll be damned... I haven't seen one since! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: no i'm pretty sure the first nuke reaction was made firing some stuff with a artillery gun at a block of steel ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: if you want a decent explosion, improperly make crystal meth. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol phosphoric acid n head ... just add idiot T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Use distilled water mixed with lead peroxide and sulfuric acid, mix it QUICK and throw a bag over it to catch the gasses. Shoot a roman candle at it... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: no shortage of idiots on planet earth T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: i still like the dry ice, water, 2 liter bottle and a mailbox trick T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yup , they enlist T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: We had to curb membership because of Ohm, he set a curve :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: sorry. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: is headed for a curb somewhere .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: nazi! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Hater! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hmm getting pissed enuf not to hate in that direction T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I always use the short syntax of "jew" for Jewelry Box... I'll not fret over it :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hitler hated tobacco T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Well fuck hitler. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hitler was a catholic and a vegetarian T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: soz . fixated atm T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil raises an eyebrow at Tzadkiel's weird actions. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: WTF like no seeders for CB4 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: the caths excomunicated him when it bacame apparent that hee'd not win T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil rolls on the floor laughing at Tzadkiel's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior raises his fist high and vows his allegiance to Rok!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil grins evilly at RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: after the church helped him and his party rise to power in post WWI europe T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: kinda like a deathbed confession .. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: poetic ? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior is NOT using a bot, merely a very handy *beep* script! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: oh and there's a roomba in the car... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: When I find a place to live my roommates should be very happy. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: someone other than Dru playing Amon Amarth ! rare T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I like Amon Amarth :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I just don't announce how wtfpwn I truly am on music :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: cringe all u want but I like Man o war T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cringes in terror! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Lamb of God = Lullaby music for Aramil :> T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I popped Druzil's 100 pdeath cherry :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I'm goin back to bed, motherfucker's aren't crazy enough for me yet this mornin... You'd think you could find nice unbalanced people on at 5 am, but bah. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey. we did the best drugs we could find today T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Let's hope failure doesn't become your MO! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It is 8:45pm here T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: just warming up , firstmetal song of the drinking binge :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Ohm. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: well, too good of drugs, and i wont be on aard, that is for sure T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: 5 am in the woods on the east coast of America, and we're stoned to boot :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah, I don't think I could play a MUD on acid... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I think I could do ANYTHING on doses! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: except read... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Yeah... reading I haven't tried.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: But anything else! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you'd a couple lines and then wander off to follow the wisp... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Heh. My djimbe drum even turns into hard-to-hang-on-to shit with the proper lysergic mindset.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: It asked me to read, and I told Ohm to stfu :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: uh huh. sure. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: need to get this setup with a text reader and voice recog so it'll be like playing dnd with Steven Hawkin T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil rolls on the floor laughing at Indicus's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Remind me to do that and head to a starbucks. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Who needs coffee? Chocolate milk with powdered opium is way better than anything at Starbucks T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil boggles at the concept. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Playing DnD with Stephen Hawking would suck, because he could just make rules up whenever he felt like it. What're you going to do? Call bullshit on him? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Amidoinit Ryke. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aarfari: however he would be amazing at pulling game mechanics out of his ass on the spot T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No I just wanna make all the people with their fancy netbooks and ipads look at me as Steven Hawkin says "Someone wields Axe of Aardwolf in his off-hand." and I say "Murder Child" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Call pull shit on him and unplug his speakers T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: bull shit even T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke peers intently at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: That's a pretty fucking novel Idea Indi T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: made chocolate milk T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: then the shit talking would start... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Aramil has made chocolate milk. Indicus has a problem with that. Ohm is just a measure of resistance. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: how am i a part of this? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Seems like people would be helplessly absorbed ;) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Ohm is omega, and is part of everything. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Damnit. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If you unplug his chair is he technically T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: haha T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil enthusiastically high-fives Indicus! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you realize you're going to hell for highfiving a guy who's making fun of a guy in a wheelchair T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I'm counting on it. How else am I supposed to tier? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: All tiers are products of the devil. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: in retrospect...you're a dick Indicus :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: A big huge dick. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: In that case, Indicus is relevant to Wonderland :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Huge dicks in Wonderland are not canon, regardless of what certain artists would have you believe. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: It's all so clear now... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Indicus is a Vampire! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Does he sparkle? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: fashions molding into a stake T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: He shimmers. Not necessarily a -hardcore- vampire. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I OM NOM. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Oh. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I had a dream about using a lawnmower as a vehicle to joust upon... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: It ended with me stealing a giant pack of oreos... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Is it perfect? Hell no, I woke up without any oreos :( T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if I ever had a shrink ray we would totally have chicken jousting. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: FUCK Yeah! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Mounted upon our venerable steeds, tearing loose down the lane with a ... cluck? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: could set up a Joust style arena lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I had a really trippy cinematic in my head thanks to that Indicus lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Epic, but trippy. :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm glad I could help T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: The chickens were more responsible really. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I once had a dream about a girl at work running around and clubbing baby seals over the head in the snow like it was wack-a-mole T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Brutal. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Then she took a bubble bath, drank a zinfandel, tried to wash off that baby seal smell, cuz she was SATAN! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Woohoo! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: no she's the one of those super nice people, and she looks almost spot on like the companion from firefly. But we can't tell her. She's smart but naive... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I dig :p T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ... and honestly You look like a whore, no we mean that in a good way isn't going to work. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Still, I'm goin the fuck back to bed... let yall's drugs kick in a little more. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil gallantly tips his hat. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Who wants a fucking spellup before I go?! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Damn right. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: not me I'm just gunna grab a smoke and get some sleep too T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil waves goodbye to Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: wave T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: shut your fucking face unclefucker T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: lol ive been hearing ppl sing that on curse for the past 4 days.... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Dude it's not my fault, I totally thought it was your Aunt. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: I have one question : Vegeterian girls swallow cum? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Just not from animals T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You gotta go to TJ for that T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: back T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: h - T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: h- T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: h T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Onya Dru T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: aww piracy buggers got to it T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm kinda numb T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: 15ish std drinks - i'm ment to be jolly n jovial T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: STD drinks? That should make you neither jolly nor jovial. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm a lil miffed bout legal drugs/drugs in general I should be having fun by now T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I have a cigar , am smoking :) is a good thing :) but thats not the same htoing T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Oz has the spree record :) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'M GOING TO PASS OUT T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Hmm. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Some people just came to my door.... spreading the Word of Jesus Christ. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Protip on dealing with missionaries: Greet them kindly, listen to their four minute speech, accept their magazines, and tell them your schedule doesn't allow you to know when you'll be home for a follow-up meeting. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Gets rid of them quick, they walk away without feeling insulted, and you're not obligated to do anything. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I just say "Sorry, I'm not interested. Best wishes!" go inside and shut the door. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Better: Tell them to fuck off and not to come back unless they want a beating. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That won't stop them from coming back in a week. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Godbotherers at my door make me angry enough to make it manslaughter by mitigation. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: great them excitedly and say you're just in time to help me dispose of some bodies T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Enjoy your jail time. :D T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: threatening them is probably not the best choice. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And in Austalia, if they come back when you've tolde them not to you can have them charged for harassment :-P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Let' T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Let's just say I don't get godbotherers anymore :-P I think I might be on a list somewhere T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I don't get missionaries either, because I'm never home. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Especially bad typing tonight. w/e T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What the fuck? Who puts Disturbed and Nickelback in the same song list? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Kill me now. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I have rather...militant...views on religion. Specifically antireligion. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth: someone who is distrubed? and down with the sickness? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Sick and disturbed, maybe. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yep, I'm just sayin that threatening them might not be your best course of action, and saying 'Please don't return' and shutting the door might be better. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That doesn't work in the ghetto, you'll find sugar in your gas tank the next morning. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Better for who? If it was up to me doorknocking for religion would be a jailable offence. As it stands I am allowed to tell them to go fuck themselves, so I do that. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Yes, but you originally said 'don't come back unless you want a beating' T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: That may get you in trouble. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: From who/what? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Up to you, was a friendly suggestion. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol cops T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mendaloth: a baking powder? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: In many places, threatening someone with a beating IS illegal. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: They have to prove you were serious :-P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: As most of the doorknockers here are tongan refugees, I'm pretty safe there T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: no, they just need to be more believable than you T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Which is why I said that it might not be the recommended course of action. If you feel vigorously about it, screaming 'FUCK OFF!' and slamming the door ought to get the point across without making an actual threat :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hmm... might try next time to answer the door with, "Oh good, you're here! We thought we were going to be short-handed this video. Just come in, take off your clothes, and start fluffing the males on the couch." T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I've tried the whole laserpointer through the curtains trick :-) That always gets them moving T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 'ey girl, why don't you let me Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania is so bored she devours her feet, making large slurpy sounds! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: get ajob T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I thought...sigh...I thought I had reached the End Of The Internet. Then someone spoof linked me to 1man1jar.org T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: heloooooooo T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: kill lots of stuff, forget about the goal, you will get it eventually T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: What's up bitches. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My dick T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: poor thing...ya lost it again huh T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: went straight to dvd? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: DVDs? People still use those? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: wazzup dumbshits T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Nothin cock breathe. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: hey man i like u. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Thats what she said. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Then I kicked the bitch out of my truck. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: let's just be friends. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: dude . ur awesome . ur my kind of guy. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: A regular fuckin mans man. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Man. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: get a better name though dick head. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Wouldn't let me use my regular name... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Parasite T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: -_- T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I guess it's a name of a mob or some shit.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: dude create a name thats currupted by using wrong spellings. hell i have five already. try biggboob. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Yeah, thought bout doin Paracyte... :\ T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Next char. First time playing, but I use to MUD years ago. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: ive been kicked out by five imms and nuked by another two. beat that nigga. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Unless I can get a rename up in this muthafuckin bitch, (had to throw in some cuss words to keep it chanel relevant.) Fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Going for more? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Hahaha. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Rules are meant to be broken. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: hell yeah man. one imms already given up on me. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Well that's no fun. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: ive been jailed twice.......in a fuckin imms mansion. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: That doesn't sound like jail. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: That sounds like pre-emptive rape. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: dude u cant move. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Yep, rape. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I wouldn't tell people that. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nah, if the IMM had given up on you, you simply wouldn't be here T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: ever tried the shag comand? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Lookout, we gotta badass over here. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, with a name like "Titman" I bet he's going for his third nuke. :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: try shag titman T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I bet Titman has never even seen a tit, other than his mom's. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Ugh, sittin in fuckin Intro to PC Repair right now. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Shit's borin... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: but if you learn enough, you'll be one of few who have internet when the shit hits the fan T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: u mother dum whore. that was offensive. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Always gotta 56k dialup modem ready togo! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: well, it's titman, could've been assman T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: im a twelve year old . maybe with an extensive vocabulary but still a child. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Curse channel is for 18+, please turn the channel off now. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Yeah, I'm only 15. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I'm like Doogie Howser MD and shit. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: The Curse Channel is for older members. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: u cant use that . i have asssman as a name though. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: No for children. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: I believe the shit part. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Not, even. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Age is just a number. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: oh look we have a troll! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: And then I banged her in the ass. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: No, it isn't. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yesterday it was bigggboob T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Why did you bang your mom in the ass? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Kids these days are sick. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Why do kids joke about having sex so much? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Feelsgoodman.exe T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: I doubt they have even seen porn. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Oh I've seen porn, that's what's wrong with me. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: are you serious, any male with internet has seen it :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: If it doesn't hurt, it's not sex, right? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: whats pron? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Tera, seriously though. If you are 15, there is no way you've had sex. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: bet T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i have sex like 42 times a week! i must be 16... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: What planet do you live on? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I got laid at 13 by an adult.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: not true. kids as young as 9-10 are getting laid now a days T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: think again voltage... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I haven't had sex in um 4 years about... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: at least we werent related but still....kids should only have sex with kids their own age T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Yeah, you ever hear about those kids in Elementary schools, having "Rainbow Parties" and banging in the school Gym, in a 'Sex Circle'. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: lol, come on, where was this shit when I was in school? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: lolol Indicus T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Did you just say you were 15, Tera? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: cash + pussy = a happy ending. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: you believed him, hans?? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I'm kidding, I'm not 15. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: It's hard to take you seriously. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: XD T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: women always lie about their ages, Volt. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: a 5 dollar tip will net you the same at an asian massage parlor T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: That was leet, Hans. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: no 15 y.o. would have any idea who the hell dougie howser is!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Anyways, I'm not feeling..like doing..anything on Aardwolf right now. I guess I'll be going. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Yeah, a lady never fucks and tells. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: boy r u guys currupted.! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Observant Ama. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: c ya voltage T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's because we're much older than 15 and have seen more of the internet than you. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Who is Dougie Howser? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu gallantly tips his hat to Teragrym. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Neil P. Harris. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: the 'P' stands for "Poonhandler". T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: All Hail NPH! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: LOL T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i mostly know who he is because i know people who went to high school with him :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: I think you mean PenisHandler T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Too bad he's a fuckin swish. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: u dumb fucks believed that i was 12. ha. man. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: what Zanion said! LMAO T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: lol, yeah. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: lol, no Tit T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yesterday was bigggboob now today titman T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: damn nubs T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: he's funny in that sitcom my wife watches though, i forget the name T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: He should go join a clan that requires you to have 2+ alts T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Titman: its noob. not nub. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: how I met T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: NPH is awesome, course I'd still kick the shit outta him for being a tool... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: we don't want him! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: yeah that, how i met your mother T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I usually go by the name Parasite or Id, but can't use the names here. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: Good call Majic, his alt might not help your defense much.. lol T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Not if it's in friggin' jail. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: wassup homeboys T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Nuthin numb nuts T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: hey man. im what used to be titman. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: fuckin rumour made me change my name. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: how sad for you T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: so unfortunate T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: could have been worse, you could've said no and Lasher decides to nuke you. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: thats not the worse . after the do that they can even block my site. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: getting along with others is a beautiful thing T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: what was wrong with the titman name, apart from being offensive? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: i was forced to change it. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you just created today, what's the big deal :P T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: If you're offended by the name "Titman" you should take the stick out of your ass. (And I wasn't directing that at anyone in particular, but anyone in general.) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Oh well...Enjoy you new ID then T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: tit is on the badname list. That's why the name was changed. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: No, but it is an illegal name. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: this is a family-friendly MUD...don't like that, fuck off :-) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I'm not offended by it, some probably would be T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Tits are awesome. I think anyone would agree. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael laughs out loud at you. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Tits are essential. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: http://thedaoinesidhe.org/quotes/?1714 T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: tits are awesome... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: shag bolalipid T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mael Mael Mael T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael GOS CLUBIN LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Coloring Colori Coloring Colori Coloring Colori T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: sawarya is a transvestite! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Tranny's gonna penis. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: u bloddy son of a whore. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: most 300-lb Bubbas from Duluth are. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: LOL T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: im not a tranny. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid humps Sawarya's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Don't be ashamed. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: how do i type commands to do stuf on the curse channel? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: curse *socialname target T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: curse :emotetext. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: do the fucking academy goal and learn something. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya: ur a bald lonely fat man arent u! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: help. The cure for retardation. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: well, I was going to call myself smalldickbadskinshutin, but the name was too long. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sawarya just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid lets out a string of curses at Sawarya that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored him. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: ahahaha! They made botporn now. Robot poledancers were shown off at a tech fair called CeBIT. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Were they levelling? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: no, quest sitting! LOL T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: o_O T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: They were grinding, yes T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you can even hire them out for $40,000. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Is there a soilage fee? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yermom! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nah, no fee. If they squirt, it means something went wrong and you probably will get a refund. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: What exactly do they squirt? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: fyi, it's not them squirting that would be the primary cause of soilage... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they don't, but if they did it would be stuff like hydraulic oil and lubricant. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: well, that isn't too bad, I guess T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: strip clubs make you pay a fee for premature ejaculation? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Any ejaculation at a strip club would be premature I guess... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear one guy had to pay for eye therapy, as he had premature ejaculation coupled with EXCELLENT aim. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Good one T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: bare-all clubs don't include the customer. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: In my experience, the customer includes themselves. Includes themselves REAL GOOD. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Show of hands - showering the monkey in a strip club - ok, or not ok? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if by monkey you mean penis, then it's probably not okay if his is up on stage and yours isn't. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: not OK T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I mean breaching the dolphin, plucking the 3rd leg, making the worm squirm. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I would assume you'd be kicked out, to say the least T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and charged with indecent exposure. Leave the nekkidness to the professionals!. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Charged with indecent exposure for being naked in a strip joint? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That court session would be...interesting. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That court session would be...interesting. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: mis T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sure. As a customer, you're not allowed to expose yourself to other customers or the dancing girls (we'll optimistically assume you thought it was a bad idea to flash the bouncers). Technically, you're not allowed to do so in the private areas, either, but sometimes the bouncers look the other way so long as she's screaming "OH GOD, YES! YES!" instead of "Fuckin' hell, dude, I said NO TOUCHING! SECURITY!" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: So what is the last situation? Can you spank the monkey in a strip club? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: the monkey can touch you. you can't touch the monkey. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: who's touching monkeys T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: well, the monkey is something else here T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: hold out your hands in an obvious question of desire. If the dancer likes you, he/she will guide your hands along for a quick feel as a show of defiance (touching is okay if the dancer is MAKING you touch them, it's not okay if you just reach out and give a quick tug or squeeze a boob) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: no. they just want your money T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: okay in this case means the difference between calling for the bouncers or not. Unless they know the fuzz is prowling around or if the dancer is going way over the top with it, the bouncers generally let the girls have their fun. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: The fuzz?? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: Okay Dick Tracy. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: the coppers T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: The flatfoots the coppers yeah seee yeahh T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the cops, the po-po, the 5-0. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: the pigs T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: see, that's ambiguous in the context of a strip joint. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: God damn, people need to bid.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: just like the lottery, you shouldn't depend on the auction channel for your retirement plans. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: auctioning things during double is usually.... unwise T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Teuton Empire: 20 Miles. FUUUU,. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Fucking.. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Mael. Cockfag. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: ... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What the hell was that T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: I have no idea. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix says, 'COCKFAG' to Voltagehero. The lucky git. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, 'COCKFAG.' You start giggling uncontrollably. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: ... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix just stares as Coloring Colori starts to work out in front of him. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael screams 'NINJA STRIKE', and fiercely pokes Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori just jumped out of a trash can screaming about ninjas onto Mael! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael screams 'NINJA VANISH', while holding his hand in front of his face. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Somehow I lost my sword, so I am fist fighting a guy T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're fisting a guy? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you're fisting a guy?!? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: type get "sword" T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Harhar. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael called JINX before you! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: you might have had to fist him, so count your blessings T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: you were probably disarmed T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice An altar boy being fingerbanged by Mael, then his whole arm disappears! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: LMAO what the hell T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: better to do the fisting then get fisted T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Indicus I didn't know you were such a beast T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania turns cowlike eyes on you, chews her cud, and moos plaintively. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows ^~SireN~^ Oceania's fucking head off. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori peers intently at ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: thats not nice T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That was awesome T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania slaps Forgotten Starphoenix. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: no...not nice is wrenching someone's jaw open with a lock vice and shitting down their throat.... being shot is nothing T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: and whoever said i'm nice didn't read chapter 1 of the guide to evil bastards. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: beat that star T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori spins ^~SireN~^ Oceania on his finger. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: heh, slapping is foreplay T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: sick bastard T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: nah just evil, i'm quite tame for evil T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Forgotten Starphoenix just popped out The Lord Jesus Christ's eyeball and is now skullfucking it! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from The Lord Jesus Christ's ears? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i have got a fever. U must all be alil nice to me today T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: cus you have a fever we have to be nice? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: a fever is the best time to screw with someone...it amplifies the effect. plus it's cool T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck you and yo fever MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Agsded More cowbell T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: BOW DOWN TO ME BITCHES! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: bitches down bow, they rip your ass out with a vacuum tube and display your intestines for the world to see T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: don't bow...wtfbbqtypomotherfucker T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: star, dont make me laugh at you T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i've ripped a cow's colon with my barehands once. it's quite enlightening T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: shame on u! Hope u come back as a crow in ur next life so another can do that to u T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: my karma got a 3-stage promotion...i'm coming back as the supreme overlord of the afterlife in my next life T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: u wish T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: that sucks, no more career progression after that T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori yawns. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: actually there is Kirua...i get to come back as me in the lifetime after that T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: heh T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's quite endearing T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's an infinite loop, i spend one lifetime ruling your souls with an iron fist, and one lifetime ruling your minds with an iron fist...either way i win T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm killing the people of Oz T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Fat bastards T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: they need it T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think I'm gunna go pee in a cup and see if I'm on drugs. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: good idea T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: So if your mom gets high from it, it means you're on drugs? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: starling? U disgust me T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Lol. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling tickles ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Star's just got a mom fetish. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strange. ^~SireN~^ Oceania seems to be mugging Starling for batteries. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I really should market and eco friendly hand crank vibrator for all those hippy chicks T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I would buy one. Do you have any idea of how fucking much I go through in batteries? T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori gasps as he realizes what Dispel Majic did. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: how dare you! T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: using all those batteries for your own personal pleasure T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Blow me. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: (It'd save money on batteries.) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Oh boy, level 50. 150 levels more to go. :| T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: but, then you wouldn't need the batteries. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori licks Dispel Majic. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Beat you, Tye :D T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: yeah, well, you knew what was coming.... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: (or should I say who) T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: So did you ... T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to rig up an AC adapter to supply power instead of batteries. T3/r6/2012-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the results are in, I'm on drugs. Which sucks cuz I haven't been high in over a month. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: you failed your drug test? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Is your mom seeing pretty colors now? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah, probably a good thing that fake piss will be ariving tomarrow hehe. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori tosses ^~SireN~^ Oceania up in the air, she loves it! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: lol what showed up on the test? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Have fun when the lab detects that you've adulterated your sample and/or provided a fake sample. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: he had sex behind the sample's back? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What's gunna happen? I go to jail? I'm unemployed and homeless lol. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: in jail you get three meals a day T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And if you provide a fake sample, you will remain homeless and unemployed. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: If you are unemloyed AND homeless, how are you online? Cafe? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah 3 meals of cock meat sandwich T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so..dont piss in starlings cup for her before a drug test T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey, a meal is a meal T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: extra cock snot on the side. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and that's difrent than if I test possitive? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If you test positive, you're a just a junkie. If you provide a fake sample, you're a lying prick addict. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and either way you just apply somewhere else. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm guessing you've snuck a few hits of weed in the last month. You should probably put down the pipe. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I haven't had any pot since Feb 4th. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: that is a long time T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But I was a heavy smoker and I eat a lot of greasy and sugary foods T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, put down the crack pipe/heroin rig/PCP soaked cigarettes, etc. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I made this badass bong out of a THREE liter bottle nuohmygod puked but was so high T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You retarded star? Everything but pot is gone in a couple days. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Unless you're sneaking it all month long T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Which I bet you are, addict T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: With heroin by the time you're done shaking you test clean T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You could probably get away with smoking K2 or any of the THC analog products though. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Or I could just give them fake piss. which passes all tests except the we're looking at your cock test. Which they only do in court ordered tests. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: or you could just recognize that your drug habit has negative consequences and NOT do it. Its the easiest thing in the world to do.Just pretend its like the dishes or trash or getting your girlfriend off and NOT do it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: or, get high on life instead T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Um really? Then why did the doctors tell to smoke pot? And then give me a licence to smoke it? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: quacks. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I know damn doctors. I knew they're all insane and just out hurt me T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: exactly. who goes to see the doctor when nothing is wrong? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah, why would someone want to not die? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I actually wanted to just die but NOooooo everyone is like no you should go get help. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: help is a crutch for the weak. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sometimes it's just better to do what you want. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think you ment religion is a crutch for the weak. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh snap! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: just make sure whichever way you pick, its as painful as possible to really drive that message home. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Indicus = new bff T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: but he is high T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You're fucking high T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm pilled out actually, not high. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I'm high as hell and on a drug fueled rampage cuz I smoked pot over a month ago T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: alot of people are T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fucking swear in this channel again il fucking hunt u like a zebra T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: reefer madness. tell your children. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and there seems to be a nasty batch of something around lately...people fighting..bad attitudes....(not on mud but seems to be widespread... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I will rape and eat your children T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: shut the fuck up T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Agsded must work for the GOp.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: =h 10 T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pats ^~SireN~^ Oceania on her head. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I tried that, there wasn't a proper rape command in game. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker probes Indicus. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: works for me. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker tosses you a rag. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: mada facker T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: people should be careful of how things effect them at any rate T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: don't act like you don't like it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I should go to walmart and get some wine T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and jokes about raping people are not funny. no matter whose ass your head is up T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i wonder how people play this game with the channels on while being clean and sober T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fnord is agreeing with that Azurite person again... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: they are not funny to you. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: People who think rape jokes aren't funny are uptight close-minded dimwits T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i wouldn't go that far. but humor is like beauty. what I like, you may not and thats okay. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I do it all the time....but that doesn't mean I'm unconnected. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What's funny is Christianity T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: and war T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: and money T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah legalizing pot passed here with 62% but the government decided not to listen to people. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You can't even get 62% of people to agree that a nice pair of tits is nice. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol current governemet approval ratings are like 15% fuck them. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: this womans a bitch!! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That's no way to talk about your mother. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well she shouldn be such a bitch then huh?!?! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you say that as if there are some who aren't :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke rolls on the floor laughing at your antics! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i thought that myself after i said that.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I'm telling Eureka! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: omg you really are 5... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Eureka! is a good show T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ya know the best thing about 10 year old girls? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: go fuck yourself. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You can flip them over and pretend they're 10 year old boys T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: they don bleed as much? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: woow.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You know why women can't paralel park? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: little girls getting raped by idiots like you is not funny T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: i know why Indicus can't spell :p T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Cuz men have been telling them |-----| this is 8 inches for centuries T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: there really were only THREE wise men. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: long since gone away T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: or maybe you're just a bitch. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: maybe not. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: do you ever say no? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: yeah to people like you T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: that is what makes you a bitch T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Meow? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: because you said so...and you are...8? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: the fact that you have to ask proves that I am smarter than you. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: now lets get back to those panties. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: only men who ever called me a bitch were guys who think women are there for their wanton bullshit :) no real men say that about me :) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn man just go to a japanese vending machine already T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: in rl I'd probably mace you :) be glad you're online :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Wait.. so if a man calls you a bitch, does that automatically disqualify him from being a real man? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: lol, irl you'd prolly have to carry a mop around with you T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: real men know the difference....standing up for innocent children in the face of pedophiles does not qualify me as a bitch :) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: When did pedophiles come into this? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: but it might someday qualify me as a hippie who kicks ass T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: true enough but a joke is a joke whos to say he/she is actually a pedophile? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you're drawing lines that do not exist. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: some things aren't a joke. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: TO YOU T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol go help all those children I murdered and raped in the newbie zone T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: joker you should get back to your straw...I think it's missing you T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: anyone can joke about anything that makes them laugh. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: everyones got a different sense of humor.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and some people have no taste T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm just kidding.... There's no such thing as rape, just suprise sex. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So add some salt. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: lol iniducs T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ryke: nice T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: seriously though, there are quite a lot of people who use humor to overcome a very negative experience in their life. some use it as a defensive mechanism and others just bottle their shit up and shoot kids while they're in class. if i have my choice, i'm going with the off-color jokes than a shooting rampage. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: or drink? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke nods at -=Evil=- Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: or smoke some pot? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and there are the mothers of children who were auctioned off in vegas by CPS and raped by elite businessmen T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Just opened the wine, It's about to get worse T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: emote is all about the pot.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Somebody made a joke on the internet. SEND IN THE MARINES. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ugh.. first shot at using emotes... and FAIL..! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: jokes are humorous.rape is not T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: just saying. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: my grandfather was a marine. he didnt rape anyone though. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin grins evilly as he pulls a dagger from his belt and slits his throat... All the while staring at -=Evil=- Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: he got there too late. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You're telling me Dohmmer being raped to death with a broom handle wasn't funny? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: you kids think it's funny you should go apply for jobs with my lawyer. he'd love you T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: ummm. workplace appropriate? wow. you are SMART! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So, Azurite.. what's your view on the current fiasco with the government trying to force Catholic organizations to provide healthcare for their employees which includes birth control as preventative health care for women? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Godamn catholics... ;) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lawyers who charge by the knifepoint yeah...you kids would be perfect for that job T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i think they should. even though you didnt ask me. since it only forces the ability of birth control, not the use. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke is agreeing with that -=Evil=- Joker person again... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: joker: agreed T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That's exactly how I feel about it, myself. :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Joseph fucking baby jesus! Someone said something offensive in the curse channel! Gettem! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fuckkkk you T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: It's 6 lb. 9 oz. Baby Jesus, dork. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: now you're just trolling T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Can you imagine if Joseph had molested Jesus? How fucking awesome would THAT chapter have been? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Actually men can lactate. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Clearly you haven't read some of the outlawed books that didn't make it into the final cut.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker enthusiastically high-fives Amidoinit Ryke! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I'd kick your ass....how many of you punks molest your little sisters? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: I'm going to go on a limb here and say NONE of them/us. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i molested my babysitter. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ewww.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Um my sister could kick all our asses at once. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I have a little sister? Why wasn't I told? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: it was obviously MY fault though. since i'm a guy. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'm molesting myself under the desk right now... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: id molest you azurite T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: good for her T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: My sister could fucking whollop your sister Indicus :p T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite cheers Indicus' sister on! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: We should totally start a sister fight club. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: What difference would it make? My sister would own that shit :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i have a little brother. but he acts like a self righteous bitch all the time. so i refer to him as "my bitch". T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I smell a Facebook app coming on T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Scenario 1 - 15yo girl, 35 yo teacher - ok, not ok? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: and then run in and stab all those fucking bitches in the kidneys!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil cackles gleefully at Azurite. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom would kick the teacher's ass. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Scenario 2 - 15yo boy, 35 yo teacheress - ok, not ok? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke peers intently at Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Have you seen the app to take pictures of homeless people and murder them? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite tells Amidoinit Ryke to visit Aardwolf's Facebook page. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: it has to be a homeless? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: The second scenario is not only okay, but AWESOME T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: THAT'S RIGHT. You're all sexist. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And yes, 15yo banging the hot librarian is chock full of win T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Until the kid blabs to his friends and everybody loses T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I guess fairs fair...running elite people off of cliffs is always fun T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What was it Jesus said, give a homeless man a match and you keep him warm for the night, light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: look. until i start getting paid more than you do, you can get your own fucking door and while you're fumbling for the door, you can pay for dinner too. bitch. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: wtb a match that lasts all night T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I wouldn't go out with you if you paid me Joker T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: not to mention warms all of you? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: yes you would:P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Azurite!!! Terictor cheers her on. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I would go out with you if you paid me joker. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: that's why love is FREE T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Depends on the density of the corpse in question, wreathed in flames of course. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Love is not free, don't be absurd T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You need to talk to a jew, they got lamps that burn for 8 days T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: there ya go joker :D you got a date!!! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: It is freely available to you. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: real love is T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Bullshit T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rofl T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Real love happens in Disney and porn, not rl. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil chuckles at Amidoinit Ryke's joke. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: meh- i dont go for the easy ones. I like them to say no a few times first:P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke is agreeing with that Vakieh person again... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I beg to differ. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I remember the first time i got dosed... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Also, Disney porn T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I'm not talking rent and food free Ryke :P but who needs a diamond when you can smile at your best friend in the whole world and mean it T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Disney porn has EXTRA love. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lmfao ^ T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Your best friend wants to bang you. true story. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: just be carefull in OZ, it's illegal to have cartoon porn depicting underage cartoon girls. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: me too :) I was on a farm...and there was a barn with a rope swing and a mattress in it, and they told stories about the first swing they took...and the mattress had a hornets nest in it :) and they giggled T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Smiling at people means you love them.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: all relationships fail because of a mans inability to listen and womans inability to just shut the fuck up. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: good for the girls in OZ....girls in america are walking targets T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: That doesn't exist in my book. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Man is able to listen, he is, however, unwilling. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Joker fails because he hasn't the nuts to approach a woman who won't stfu :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Same goes for women ^ T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Maybe if there was something worth listening to, we'd listen. :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: relationships fail because all women are crazy and all men are assholes and it's hard to get the right combo to make the right kind of crazy asshole. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: nothing worse than a noisy bitch:P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil forces a gag into -=Evil=- Joker's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Unless it's in bed! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Appropriately so :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: you wouldnt want me then after all Joker...I make lotsa noises ;) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Today relationships fail simply because 1 sets their expectations too high. If you don't expect much the first time, it'll go better than execpted. How ironic. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: see baby, now we're getting somewhere:P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: scream all you want baby T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Relationships fail because men enter it with the short term in mind, and women want the long term. So to solve this, join a swingers club and we can ALL be happy. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil rolls on the floor laughing at -=Evil=- Joker's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i got you thinkin NASTAY T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Expected * T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: who screams? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: UUUGH:p T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I tend to scream and contort and shit...but...eh. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: pout squeel it doesnt matter T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You shit during sex? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: wow- another weird line drawn T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You sh.. aw, Vakieh beat me. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: With a mallet, no less T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: ewww T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Anything funnier than a mallet? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: And I loved every second of it! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil THWAPS Vakieh for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: eeewww nothing. now we don't have break for more ky. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite chortles mischievously. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil noddles in total agreement at Azurite. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the Panda joke is funny. But it's long. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I have a good penguin joke but I told it on here a week ago T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Don't worry, dear. I'm sure nobody was paying attention anyway. Go ahead. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i like a woman thath speaks her mind fuck she can make noise all she wants and ill listen and nod a few times just as long as she puts out in the end T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke peers intently at RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Panda walks into a saloon and sits down at the bar and demands some food. Barkeep is like WTF?!? a panda? Oh well, so he gets him some food. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil grins evilly at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Booooo. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The panda scarfs down the food, gets up walks over to the piano player in the corner and shoots him in the head then walks out the front door.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Wicked. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Losing interest.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: man this joke sucks.. yall wanna hear a real great joke? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The barkeep chases him down is like, "What the FUCK! you come into my place and demand food, shoot my best piano player, and leave without paying. WTF!" Panda says, "I'm a Panda look it up" T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: ... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ....women's rights... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: eats shoots and leaves. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Barkeep goes back to the bar and looks up Panda in the dictionary, Panda: A member of the bear family, eats shoots and leaves T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What's grey and comes in pints? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: It comes in Pints?! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: An elephant. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I'm gettin one. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i got nothin. you guys suck. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ok cums in pints... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: joker almost as much that bitch of a mother T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: We got it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: gladiator reference? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: nahh to earlier text a min ago.. called my mother a bitch.. -.- T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: the story in my head was funnier. i'll go with that one. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: carry on. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well now that i have permission.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If you're from Alabama how do you know your trailer is level? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Your sister has cum dripping out both sides of her mouth. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I was saving that one for ya Joker T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: one I haven't heard:P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Well at least she's level headed :p T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That's similar to a redneck circumcision.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: wait. does it matter if she's cockeyed? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Neobakka winces in agony. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker zips ups his pants and throws you a towel. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i blame the keyboard. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: damnit all. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: mis. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Blame the keyboard for that, too. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Man up and blame the booze. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lame excuse T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i blame porn. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Then why do women keep falling for it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: have fun with that one. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I'd blame my sexual experiences, but if you had none, I guess porn's the way to go Joker ;) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I have fun with porn all the time, thanks. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Your move :p T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: no dates available Ryke? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Did I say that? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil raises an eyebrow at Amidoinit Ryke's weird actions. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil raises an eyebrow at -=Evil=- Joker's weird actions. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I miss my first GF, she was awesome. But I was stupid and thought all girls were awesome like her. Soooo not the case. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I prefer my fake women to be honest about how fake they are. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: exactly what I did Indicus....I still miss him T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Your first girlfriend was a dude? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: never found anything that was THAT good....and we weren't even that sexually active...just got along better than ANYONE I've ever met T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: No wonder you're so confused.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well too bad it wasn't me, cuz otherwise you would have called me and I would have come running lol. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Ryke I'm just resigned to the fact that you're not real good at sarcasm... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Make sure to put that in my evaluation. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: "Subject is not real good at sarcasm. -10 points." T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I left behind all the pictures of my wife and family when I moved the only picture I took is an old worn picture of her =( T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: How's witness protection working out for you? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i'm going with homeless. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I live in hotel room. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: damn T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Called it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker gallantly tips his hat to Amidoinit Ryke. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and not Whittney houstin style T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: wanna see some amazing and beautiful girls? go homeless T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ive always wanted to live outta hotel rooms T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Oh man, homeless chicks are SO smokin' hot. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm too lazy to move everything in though so every male college students wetdream is just sitting in the car outside. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I've moved EVERYTHING I own, by myself...the last 3-5 times I moved...and i'm older and creekier than you :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Crankier, too T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: if you had a man you could've just ask him to do it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke snickers with -=Evil=- Joker about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: right... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: everything I own is in that car. I couldn't even fit my platemail gauntlets. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Or your bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you see my wife punch her in the face for me =) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I'll let you know when one of the males of the species I meet, turns out to be a man T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: actually I probably could have fit the bacon but it just seemed so right to give it away with my pretty bong. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I'm on the edge of my seat. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Still don't get that. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: why in the hel give away the bong?? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Unless your bong was also made of bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Bacon bong... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: seems logical T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: my wife has NEVER touched the lawnmower, crawled on the roof, even seen the underside of her cars hood or ever said a cross word to me in public. but i do know how to do the laundry, cook and hire a fucking maid/prostitute. who's got the better end of this manipulation deal you've worked out in your head? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Cuz I can always buy another and if I got stopped by some random asshole cop who didn't like california plates and decided to search my car I didn't want to spend 10 years in jail for nothing T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: decent point T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So pack the bong under a layer of bacon, duh. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I'm back bitches. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil THWAPS Teragrym for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ryke very logical T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Mmm, bacon bongs. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: So even if the cop has a dog with him, he thinks it's just going nuts over the bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: yeap.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I BREATHED IN HOT SAUCE STEAM AND NOW MY NOSTRILS ARE ON FUCKING FIRE T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah $200 or life in jail. Cuz in 10 years inside I know I'd kill someone. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil pats Vakieh on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Dumbass T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Nobody's callin' you Einstein bro. :) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: ummm. sir.. wtf are you doing with a package of bacon placed conveniently next your stained underwear? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: why the fuck would you do that?? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: why would they again..... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Here's your new cell mate, he rapes children. (Really think i'm gunna let him live the first night?) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It was unintentional, I was dispensing it into jars, and *whiff* T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: I like my undies to smell like breakfast, officer. Is that a crime? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: OMG yes. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: well no. thats letting him off too easy indicus T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You can still chat. The sauce was not hot enough. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: gotta let him get raped a few times first. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Unless he gets the upper hand and rapes you first. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: some ass just got arrested for trying to inappropriatly smell a prostitute cuz he couldn't afford anything else T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Wait, what? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i call bullshit T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: offered $15 to sniff her junk. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Me too. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ok lemme google and find a link T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Also, what a ripoff. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: agreed. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Could have gotten at least a handy for that. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: they offer the scent for free as advertisement. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke snickers with -=Evil=- Joker about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: That's prolly cuz the po-po is her pimp T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: yeah, don't really think that would stick in court. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: http://weirdcrime.net/2012/02/29/man-arrested-after-offering-officer-15-to-smell-her-vagina/ T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i'm calling bullshit. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I haven't even clicked on that link, and it smells fishy. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Like her pussy T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: You got people who like all sorts of things T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Teragrym, I am dubbing you Pun Ruiner. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Ever seen Brazilian Fart porn? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: black pussy! yellow pussy! red pussy! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Ha ha, that's funny because we're talking about sniffing vaginas and vaginas all smell like fish. I get it! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: if you can find any cheaper pussy!! FUCK IT!! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: must have been a very slow vice night. and they wasted a few hours haggling this guy into at least buying a sniff. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The fetish I don't get is Balloons. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: lol, Balloons T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Balloons are hot T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Inflation seems dangerous. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: your mom T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And scat, I'm sorry Shit is not natures playdoh. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: .... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Scat man! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Dirkdiggler needs to poop. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: now u speakin my language T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: unless he's a punk ass bitch. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: shit not again. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Keyboard? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I type by waving my penis infront of the webcam like a magic wand, that make me a hunt and pecker? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: No, that makes you a fag T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahah T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: but a lovely fag! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: There's no way I'm a fag. Women hate me. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: A Queen then? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd probably give the gay thing a try if he looked like a chick and had had awesome tits. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I think that can be arranged. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm declaring myself mexican. The 15 most wanted people in my home state are hispanic. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You know that's not a list of "most wanted to have sex with", right? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if it was they wouldn't have shown the pics lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: mexicans have their exceptions to the rule, but as a rule, have better family values than any american family I've seen yet T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and all women would need to be bitch slapped. It's not pretty. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Mexicans are awesome. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: can I bitchslep you so you can see how it's done? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: and i see the complete opposite here Azurite. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And the worse at the same time. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Asian familys are usually the best though. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: but don't get me wrong, if our leader made it unsafe for my family to live, or made it where I wasn't able to make a living; yeah- i'd leave, uproot and smuggle my family somewhere else. somewhere we felt safe. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Are we talking about dinner, or.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Mexican families are the best for dinner T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Seems like they'd be really spicy. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: thats what our lovely president is doing right now making unable to live T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Whose president? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: those fuckers can cook. I'm still creaped out by the fact white people make food out here. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: not for me or my family at the moment:P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: obama T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: BUSH DID IT T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: ignorant american....and you're probably one of the ignorant americans that let the Patriot Act II slide.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: theres no such thing as an ignorant american!!!! *grin T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Oh jesus. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Azurite, are you physically incapable of not trolling? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: no there isnt such a thing as ignorant american when the whole fucking world is ignorant T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: fucking stupid people....oh....I forgot...it isn't stupid people's fault they're stupid...it's genetic....so sorry T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the president isn't causing the problem, the people are the problem. They need to rip out their lazy fucking reps and put people like me in there. I'm the last person who should be leading people but I'll go fucking Alexander Hamilton on their asses. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Seriously, you need to throw out a neutral comment every now and then, or else everyone will realize you're just trying to get a rise out of them and start ignoring you. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Australia and England know more about our legal system than we do..... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: QUIZ: (no googling) what does BAR stand for, as in the lawyers BAR exam T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Bears Are Radical T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: bitch ass reserve T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: BZZZZT times up T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: British Admiralty Registry T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: i agree they need regular people running governments people that lived through the depressions and struggled every day to put food on the table instead of these assholes thats money hungry and could give a shit less what happens as long as they are good themselves T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: get a clue kiddies T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What? You're in here talking about fucking birth control while the empire crumbles? Fuck you outside pistols at noon! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: >kiddies T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Did.. someone put forth that opinion? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: who knows, but I support his reaction T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm perfect I hate govermnet, I don't want to do the job and despite all those jokes before which are totally bad, thus jokes. I'm not one to not call out bullshit. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Protect your Johnson no matter how magic you think it is.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My first gf trained me in the art of Nut Protection T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the hard way? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That's -not- the purpose of magnums. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: hard enough to make it hurt but not hard enough I should slap her T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker laughs out loud at Amidoinit Ryke. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: plus I have good reflexes and usualy know what's going to happen. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ooo I learned XL condoms are a little large, not much slippage but the large size are good, but regular choke the poor guy. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I use the magnums... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Plastic wrap, way to go T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: wish my dick wasnt so fat.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Couldn't see through the hood, eh Indi? :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler puts his finger in his mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Get ribbed ones, they take away a lot of legwork T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Real men use lambskin. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: There's like 10 magnums now. that's how I accidently bought Xls T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: PIG INTESTINE T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: real men dont wear em! lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nooooo the scotish use lambs T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: funny cuz i dont use em either now that Im in another stable relationship where the girl is on the pill T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: No no, you're thinking of New Zealanders T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: still gotta fuckin pullout though! I can't convince her yet T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Do the phantom spit T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: wtf do explain T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: During doggy, pull out right before, and spit on her back. She turns around, assuming you have finished. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: New Zelanders just slap a pirana on the tip, a venomous snake on each ball. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahahaahahahaah T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And that's when you shoot it right between the eyes T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: GENIOUS! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Did I mention I miss my first girlfriend? I'm so pathetic. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I can't wait for dirk to show up, having impregnated his gf through the pill/pullout T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I invented the REVERSE Angry Dragon one night by mistake... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My wife is barren, you can practice on her. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: Angry Dragon is where you shove her head down on it when shes giving you head and you bust it which makes her cough it out her nose.....well I invented the REVERSE.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sure. They say they're barren, then they turn up next season with a huge pregnant belly, and a fade-to-black where they say "I guess I wasn't so barren afterall" T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: which is I pulled out and it shot up her nose by mistake....was aiming for tits T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But I assure any woman here is smarter, probably younger, and most likey better looking than her. But she can cook and has big breasts. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: "any woman here" T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Hilarious. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Whats up big boy? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Looking for a good time? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: Looking for a good time? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: oops T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Move along, officer T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: 'Hi', this is Chris Hansen. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teragrym: I'm with Dateline NBC T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Aard is strictly held by the G.I.R.L. paradigms, which read: Girls are men in real life. The men are men, the girls are men, and the children are FBI agents. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well she had a Historectomy... before I met her. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Allegedly. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll give you $15 to let Ryke sniff you. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: probably wouldn't matter, my wife would probably be past menopause. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: At least you won't have to deal with her shitting out any brats T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Still don't understand how human reproduction works, do you.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I watched Idiocracy, I know exactly how it works T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: when I bought those condoms at wallmart the woman child maybe the dad thing ahead of me was just white trashing it up so bad when the clerk saw condoms and lube, looked at the trash walking away and snickered. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: If you get your girl going enough, and are aiming for the right holes, there is no need for lube. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: There are no wrong holes.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: amen! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I don't get the whole anal thing...the front is usually just as tight, and who wants shit on their dick? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm pro family size limits (buy a permit to prove you have the money), pro caning for repeat offenders, and pro sterilize if you want a 3rd abortion (all rapes wouldn't count) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I've never done anal bc I have a fat dick and I can't fit it in a girls ass...nor would wish that much pain upon them T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: but I'd still do it if I found a whore with a huge gaping asshole I suppose....well if I knew she really wanst a whore T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The only man to brag about the size of his penis online is either a prepubescent child, or someone with one of these:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: no mines just FAT .... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: omg I wish I had my magic trick video, just some girl sitting there all naked, then slowly she pulles a 3 foot dildo out her ass. WOW. not in a sexy way but still wow! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'm on a no link-clicking period atm...someone linked me to 1guy1jar, and I have been MORE than a little scarred for one day. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I wish it were skinier actually...then I wouldnt have to hear them all bitch about it hurting sometimes :/ its a curse T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: THANKS FOR LISTENING TO ME TALK ABOUT MY PENIS SIZE EVERYONE! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU HAVE MUDD? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It's ok, Dirk - even boys with pindicks can find a girl, there will be someone out there for you. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm actually a good guy so women don't like me. They usually what to sleep with my friends who end up knocking them up and then get arrested for years at a time. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I just assume, since you're male and on the internet...it's 11 inches....that's what they all say T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What Dirk? I can't hear you with your GIANT cock wrapped around my head T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I got a good girl now...she takes it like a champ...just sayin i wish it didnt hurt her everytime T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: my first gf told me thought the average penis size was 12 inches. (fyi this is before the internet and love line) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: dammit I keep sayin it just fat not super long....but i do have this pornstar name and all.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Pancake. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahaha fuck u T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: PANCAKES SUCK! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Joker YOU WON!!! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Pancake boobs are the only boobs I don't like... so far... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well it's so fat that with it in my mouth it plugs my ears T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ....are we still talkinga bout my dick? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: till you put it away T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahah ....well its too fat for me to put away...ima have to roll it up...ok its gone....btw type "WHOIS DIRKDIGGLER" and checkout my descrition i've had forever T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's right I gave you my thread with a little ball T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ...when you were sewing my pants together? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: they're crotchless T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler nods at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: like all servants pants should be T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: you did a good job T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahaaha fuck u T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: awwwww you guys are so cute together XD T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler winks suggestively. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: want to join us for a threesome? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: hell no :) I'll just watch until you need a room T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got a room. It's paid through Sat. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: don't fight over my penis everyone.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Oh goody, Indicus is runnin' the glory hole again! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: it goes where i go...i dont care what rooms yall have reserved T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: what if there is a hole in said room, just large enough for your penis to fit through to the other room? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nah I just need to get laid. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Then someone needs to fix the giant hole in the wall if it were me... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ignore the hole, that's for the cameras T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: it'll be a year in a month for me :) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well ignore the giant hole and focus on the small wet hole. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: about 5 years for me T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got married lol. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: we seperated years ago, she was still taking money from me, that's the only screwing I got. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: that sucks T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: fyi, Look out more than half the people I've slept with I've met online. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I guess it sucks, but I have standards and they're odd. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: HAHAAH FUCK YOUR HOLE IN THE WALL! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i mean....i will not fuck through a hole in the wall unless there is a dogs mouth on the otherside... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: a mean pitbull.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: who loves sausage T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: and cheese....FROMUNDA cheese *grin T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I like smart women (actually smart not repeat something outta a book smart). Not high maintance (if you're covered in makeup you're out). Somewhat althletic. I wanna go out and do stuff. And you have to witty and silvertounged. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: standards...and you hit on me....well.....thanks :) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: sounds like my new gf T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: bet T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: plus shes got big boobies which is neato keen *grin T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: what are your real standards azu? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Right along what Dirk said, I'd never force my dick into a womans mouth, there is never a more vulnerable time then when someones teeth are around your cock.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: gotta go...its my lunch break and I feel a bowl hit or 2 is due in my car *grin T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: As long as she's not the girl in the picture next to me she's all your Dirk. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i was working on a momma joke there...but you can fill it in....afk T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite wonders where Indi got her pic... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm going to get a job become a better person and hope I can get a 100th chance. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I never fell outta love with her. I was just stupid and an ass back then. Can't say I have changed much but now I know what I want in life and she's it, course the fact she wants me dead means I only get one chance to get it right T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: so sex is a no go? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: opening bottle 2 T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You I'm stilled married just so I can't accidently marry someone else cuz I'm so awesome. Yay failsafe. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Boys have a penis girls have a vagina T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom has both T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: that's only cuz everyone but you is inside her. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Oedipus complex at work... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: go sit over there virgin ---->> T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: wow one your mom and that's it? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you kids and your poor stamina. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hey i found a saaaad message... type detect marijuana T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: detect jesus T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: You lost your concentration.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I have a better one - c&p this: echo @RG@Ru@Rl@Rl@Ri@Rb@Rl@Re@RI@RA@Rm@W T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: go to california jesus will ask you if you want fries with that T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Of course people will only speak english when speaking to your white black or asian ass. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Fuck Nix! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite agrees! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Really how many people outside a mud would even understand a mud? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Do your research, there ain't many Indi :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you are my research my lil lab rat. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: bettah watch yoself Inder T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Good fucking night all. :D T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Or? My life will suck more? I',m used to it, years of being beaten, locked in a room, anything I showed intrest in being destroyed taught me not to care about things. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite offers to tank for Aramil. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil flexes his muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite :/ damn Indi... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil yawns. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nite Aramil T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil misses the 'v' and wabes. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ooooo you sexy sexy man, can I sell you on the street corner? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: that wasn't at me was it :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: cuz I'm missing an important part for that role... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Means I have no attachment to worldly good, I think outside the box, and I like prefer food that costs under $10 lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Did you grow a penis? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: no...I don't think i ver had one...but lifetimes have a way of being forgotten T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: what a fucking waste. A mean flexes and the women aren't even paying attention T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: mean = man T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: gotta flex my intellect... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: say something smart to me. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: e=mc^2 T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite rolls on the floor laughing at Kanmuru Kirua's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hey I'm impressed by the quick carrot T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the slower carrot usually adds up to more T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: not impressed by rolling on the ground T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You speaking from the great battery shortage of 2009? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: er...no.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: <---Sharp as a tack. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: <--- Knows jack shit about history or geography but that's what wikipedia is for T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well I belive foreplay is over when you squirt. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: 3 minutes of sex...note to self T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: dare i enter this convo T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: please do, Indi needs someone to talk penis with T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: this is the GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING CUSSING CHANNEL WHERE YOU SAY SHIT FUCK GADDAMN & SHIT LIKE THAT.....and bathroom socials T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Dirkdiggler needs to poop. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler sits down and thinks deeply... What would Chuck Norris do? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It's the channel where your mom tells you she wishes she had an abortion. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ....she tells me daily :( T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Killspeed has decreased...fuckin lazy americans in bed already :-( T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: yah.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: omg! that means I'm NOT lazy :D T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite dances wildly before you! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nanshi: penis game T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: jokes on her! WHOS RAPING WHO NOW MOMMY!!>??!?!? ANSWER ME THAT MOMMY!!!! PKGOD <**]!! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so i cant tell colori fuck you on curse channel? Thats fucked up T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: no you can't, that's a personal attack on the player. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori agrees! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior . o O ( ) T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: and did you get to know Colori yet? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: ok i wont say fuck you colori even though thats what im thinking T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yes i did wouldnt swear at him if i didnt T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: well swear at him on flist, like I do all the time. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) INFO: New post #213917 in forum Personal from Coloring Colori Subj: NEVER GONNA GIVE RoqueWarrior UP T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: he not on my flist and i dont want him there either T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: then that's your problem, not mine. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: BBBUURRRNNN T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor screams loudly! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i should he sad T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: but really im not T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm comforts Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you the one who started the no personal attack shit i wouldve kept on swearing at him and been happy by doing so if you and styliann kept yourselfs out of it T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: I started it? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmm. appears someone got their feeling hurt T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is agreeing with that Ohm person again... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: I have to ask how the poo did I start it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its a trap trisha! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yes i said fuck you colori and you and styliann said no personal attacks and swear at him on flist i do all the time instead of just staying out of it T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: hes gonna say fuck you! and make you get in trouble T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori nods at Trisha. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: why are you so mad at Colori? it's like he killed your dog or something T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: Bye bye Rogue T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: why would i swear at trisha i dont even know her T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: it's not well to piss off imms. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im not mad at anyone i just really dont like colori T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori comforts RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: need a hug? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: well your best course of action is say nothing. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're mom T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori smacks Mael out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: if i dont swear at him i can say what ever i want T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: thats how its spelt! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: I don't like a lot of people here, but I keep my mouth to myself, and curse under my breath. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so do i just not with colori his a punk T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: we need *conflict resolution* here... what did Colori do that offended you so much? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: breathed T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i cant breef! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: his a coward his quick to challenge when he higher level then you and when its other way round he complains about you being 10 or 20 levels higher then him and he brags when he wins a duel and his 10 levels lower even though he a punk t4 T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you are mad about duels? hmmm.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: apparently T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: nope just that his a coward T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: on the next eppisode of maury we will find out who the father is! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: Crayon is a coward? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: darn poo I peed myself laughing so hard. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck today i found out im gonna be an uncle.... Poor kid T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pees on you intently! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior farts in the direction of Coloring Colori. Better flee before he turns to you! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol how cute T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: from your sister? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yeah T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The world weeps at the power of Coloring Colori's TIER SANCT! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: nah nah I am not going there. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: the man is proven to be an idiot. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is agreeing with that Trisha person again... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i wouldnt go to that dark place either T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: it might be a hillbily convention! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori hears banjos playing... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: is there moonshine there? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: But Crayon I am a hillbilly. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: if moonshine is around T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: im gettin fucked up! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori dances a stumbling, drunken jig to some unheard tune..step away from the drunkard... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: don't make me spank you again crayon. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is a bad bad crayon! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: this I know Crayon T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori sits quietly and preens. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i are baaaack T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: In black? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: na, im wearing red T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: you sure I'm pretty sure I saw back T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: black* T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: nope. red T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: whyyyy izzzz curse soooo quietttt T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rude boy Hhugo: shut the fuck up T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: make me T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rude boy Hhugo tickles ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rude boy Hhugo: hahahaha nobody can talk while they're being tickled T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: why not T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i can scream loud. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rude boy Hhugo: too much laughing T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Take it to Echo for fuck sakes you NuUbS T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: night all T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fuck bribing guards to open the door i can pick that mother fucker!! mwahaha T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Shit, Fachtna, you're just making money today, aren't you. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: How can she slap?! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: never try to wake a sleepwalker. They get violent. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: Fuck, time to get a new gf just so i have bobby pins laying aroudn to use as pokers. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Oh fuck. I can't recall. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: enter nexus T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Thanks. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: How would I cure myself of this curse? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: try a healer at a clan hall T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Clinic Healer in Academy T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: penicillin. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Oh. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: wazzzzzzzzzuuuuuppppp my bigboobed whore friends. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda lifts up his shirt and says "I'm not a whore!" T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: yep . ur a manwhore. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome pukes. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: my pimp mobile's comin to pick u up bitches. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: really? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: hey. only way to get somebody to talk...... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: really. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: iamawesome.. all you got is 0s in your whois. you are not worhty to talk with us T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: oh shut up. arent u a glowing flower at night. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: really! T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: im a fucking rose T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: does ur penis reach ur asshole? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: AND back to its start T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: coooooool. now go fuck urself. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: so, Miz, what's up lately? Getting to Wrestlemania kinda requires that you pretend-win, and you haven't been. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: are you a Titman? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: why the hell are u comparing me to that dick. i like john cwna though. and yes. i am titman. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: even your bitch Michael Cole's starting to think you're going stale T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you like kung pao bitchery? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: dude. what the fuck does that even mean. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I guess you missed that episode. The Rock called Cena a kung pao bitch. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's still trending worldwide. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: oh. cool. i dont watch much of wwe nowadays . its kind of boring. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you a TNA man now? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: good pun, Hansalanda T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: heh, that wasn't a pun. TNA in the wrestling world stands for Total Nonstop Action (now known as IMPACT Wrestling). It was started by Jeff Jarrett, as the anti-WWE. It's focus seems to be a lot more on dazzling athletics rather than soap opera theatrics. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: yeah, I know T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: but TNA could also be 'Tits and Ass' T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: and he was previously 'Titman' T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: tits not allowed T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: anyone know if Awesome Kong had her baby yet? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: she looks as if she already ate her baby T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: had to make sure the dingo didn't get it, I guess T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Anyone alive out there? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Fuckin aye. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: lurking.... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Rage Shit T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Good shit miroki...who's got the weed tonight? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I found a way to upload my consciousness to the internet, but right before I did I got infected by the latest evolution of the T-Virus. Now all I do is surf the next looking for brains. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: this guy T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Willie's got it. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'll bet it was a rootkit. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nope, it was an Anonymous zombie. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era smirks. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Do you know what a rootkit is? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: vaguely T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So you can get your root priveleges on yo T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's pretty straight forward. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That said, back to Linkdead. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I don't get the Linkdead T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Why don't people just disconnect? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: perhaps the boss walked by T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm the boss, that's impossible, I'm crippled T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hey Hans T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: 'sup? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You've been lv. 30 for like...a year yo...you just chill or what? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Not to sound offensive T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: hasn't been a year, but I'm building up my scripting databases. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: sounds like Operation: Building The Perfect Bot T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You rat bastard sly devil you T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's not illegal if I don't break any rules T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: gotta make it perfect... T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: maybe immoral T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Not much morality exists with 1's and 0's T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nah, I just don't like having to alt-tab around between client and web brower all the time in order to look up info, and as far as I know there's no offerings of such available (which doesn't really mean much because invariably it'll lack the features/design I want, forcing me to update it as I want). T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: my plan is to have an iwuvaard/roominator/etc inclient. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: you could always memorize key areas. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I do that too. I figure at some point I'll be using plain telnet or a phone client or something. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So your databases...have...well, everything? Items, weapons, locations? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That will take foreverrrr T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: try duckbat.com for something real close to that T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they will. The only finished one is the one for areas (extra info above and beyond mere mapping). T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: they need to get rid of these bullshit abyss areas with no exits T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: heh, duckbat.com is an example of what I'm talking about. He doesn't include as much info as I do, so even if I were to mine the shit out of his existing work I'd be doing the same stuff I'm doing now. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You should make an app for that, make millions...or a few dollars T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I need a simple potion to grant me fly, help? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: try the barter channel T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: There's nothing I can buy at the store? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: rt pot T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil grins evilly at Ohm. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you should be flying now. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: HAHAHA T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: that's awesome, thank you, but for future reference is there anything I can buy on my own? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: rt pot T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i have no idea. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i've had wings since I was a baby. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: rt pot = runto potion i.e. the shop in aylor where you can buy fly potions nice and cheap T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well you're lucky. And Ohm, yes I know you weiner. I meant WHICH potion, there are quite a few..I was too lazy to read through all of their descriptions :P T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: bat guano T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallius: i dont even need wings. my race doesnt pay attention to gravity at all. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: precious bodily fluids T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Must be Griffon's Blood because it's the only thing people are buying hehe T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: hey allll T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Go away. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: make me T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: someone make me breakfast? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: that saves me a job T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori smirks. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i was waiting for u colori T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im so COLD T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Are Qreset tokens worth much at auction? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: round about 2mil T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Worthless, I'll take any you have T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I don't know how I got it!? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: where the fuck is this spoiled little bitches diary T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Not sure where your mom keeps it T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Right up her ass T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: checked both.. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That Qreset just resets the quest timer right? T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: yes. T3/r6/2012-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Dang geena T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreadmoor: LOVE OF GOD, i wonder if i should set a record and lick every mob in the game T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreadmoor: wordl, for gods sake i meant world easy now T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Do it Do it Do it T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So many Flower Girls...so little time T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreadmoor: there is always to little time, take em all! OAO T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: lasertag? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: hi bitches T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: kiss my booty T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: you sons and daughters of whores T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Iamawesome: im not gaaaaayyyyyy yeaj T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shagger: yall got such big booties. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: helooooo T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: everyday im wigglin T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: might want to see a vet about your worms T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im not a dog! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: so not butt scooting? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: nooo! Im wigglin my butt freely T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: wiggle it baby!!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uh oh ^~SireN~^ Oceania Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle Yeah!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: oh my god. Look at his butt T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost wiggles his bottom. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm convulses as he shudders in disgust. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: vorpal at 1% sucks donkey cock T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its quiet T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Who the fuck is Kony and why should I vote for him for President? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: because he has an awesome theme song http://i.imgur.com/O2kbE.png T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: he sounds like a scientific genius T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: figured out a way to make kids invisible? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: should be fairly easy over there... just wait until dark... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: GODDAMMIT I JUST BURNT MY FUCKING LIP ON MY MOTHERFUCKING VAPORIZER!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Heh. Noobs. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster enthusiastically high-fives Windweaver! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: this game distracted me.. put my lip on the wrong damned end.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster: least its not an X shape from blades T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i love this damned game.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: and i guess i am a newb at a vaporizer i just got it yesterday... :))) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: see how fast i learn not to do that shit again... pain is lifes ultimate teacher.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: emote T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: modem T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: how i use emotes or socials in a channel?.. cant seem to figure this shit out... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the information is in help channels T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i was wondering if the 'oh so nice' people in here would care to tell me in a more interesting way than those channels will.. :) i love the curse channel.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Okay ... read the fucking helpfile! :D:D T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hahaha.. i did..maybe the wrong one.. which would you recommend? read socials and emotes T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver nods. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: haha.. great.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: cant play aardolf. archer too funny:( T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: shit T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akorith: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol wat r u guys on? i want some T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Odius: COCAAAIINNEEE!!! lmao T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Goddamn phone call interrupting my gaming... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol wind T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well i use my android phone as a modem for the internet and phone calls kill my connection off so i had to reconnect... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol1 T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Well.. Time for my poor broke ass to make some fucking ramen noodles again tonight.. :)) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I had cabbage rolls T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Well i guess in that case i dont feel quite so bad.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lmao.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: arent ramen noodles cheaper? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Of course, but I had enough ramen noodles for a lifetime T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hay gurl gay T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: the gay should have been "hay" T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver takes another hit from the vaporizer.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: dont burn ur lips this time..lol T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: ive always wanted to try one of them T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver hits it cautiously.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver hands the stem to Odius T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: try away :)) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius p T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: damn i think i been smokin on the same bowl since 1 this mor.. i mean evening...this things awesome! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: hookahs, the oldest profession on Earth T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hanslanda: just got my vaporizer a yesterday wish id found it years ago.. never had a hookah though.. :( a decent one anyway i tried a few shitty ones... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver finally grinding up a new bowl.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: OF ALMOND MEAL? COOL! CAN I HAVE SOME? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: what the fuck is almond meal? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Drugs are bad mm'kay T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: m'kay Mr. Mackey T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Go on back on your happy lil acid trip.. :)) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's like soy milk for oatmeal, I would guess. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver holds back vomit T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: that sounds awful! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I dunno how they even find the udders, though, them beans are tiny! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lmfuckingaasso T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: lol meal is just a corse flour T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: coarse T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver has never heard of making it from almonds... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: i've never smoked it either =X T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: haha.. i don't imagine smoking an almond would be at all pleasant.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: i dj'd at a biofuel factory once and we use a box of almonds for fire... it burned for almost 20 hours T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver scarfs down ramen noodles at an unbelievable rate and jumps back on the laptop.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: smells good though T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hah.. cant smell them above all the smoke in the air! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Windweaver T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: agsded Yes?? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No more newbie talking, stop that shit...right meow T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Whats the issue? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Agsded is lonely T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: How do I do that shit on here that's like an action statement? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh thinks help files are great. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Just tryin to help out?.. I see newbie channels ask the same questions 5000 times.. figured id lighten the typing load with info i am able to offer.. :/ T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Vakieh I will cut you T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh has thick skin. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver Cuts Agsded Firse!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: First* T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded stabs self T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: in the throat!!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Agsded: so your a fan of Supertroopers? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Automatically levels to 201 T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: balls T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: your a fan of balls? i have 2 ritchere.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I have at least 9 around T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ooh ya like souveneers.. however the fuck you spell that one.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Lel, Sue Veneers T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so why is it so quiet unless i talk in this bitch? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I started the convo last time hoe T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: cuz most people here aren't 12 T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That Oceania person is probably creeping T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: mothaf..im 21 nigga! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 12 yo with dyslexia? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Privi Leges: did you just censor yourself on the curse channel? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: sure ya are, WW T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: son of a motha fuckin bitch... whatever who gives a fuck... Really..? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: looks like you do :-) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: haha.. not really.. just like to talk.. :) funny.. i don like talkin to people in the real world.. where i live theyre all fucking idiots.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: how's it going in mxitland? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: i know, right? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Helpful hint - if you think everyone is stupid, you may be the common denominator... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol zing T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: bleh.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: SUCH WISDOM, O WISE ONE T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Please tell us more T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver ) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: .:) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded sings "Farewell and adieu, to ye fare Spanish Ladies... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: fair* T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Farewell T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hah.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No, it's Farewell T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ye fair* T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh I didn't even see that T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: typo T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: tired T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: fuck you T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yeah fuck you! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: wait..fuck who? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: fuck me T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: the world!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jylara: fuck yourself T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fuck the free world! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: doctor fuck? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: I don't want to be left out of all of this fucking T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded pulls down pants T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ORGY!! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh casts PENIS OF THE INFINITE! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver does penis pushup T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i can do 2...but ya only need one! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lmao oh my T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Man that sounds painful T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: your just not man enough T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: you're. curse channel is no excuse for being a fucking idiot. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm not the one sitting at the same level for three days.. :P T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh cool a Grammar Nazi T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: GET HIM! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: OOH! Sitting burn :-) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: fucking comma splice! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ah hell.. fuck it all.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I hate foreign people T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: they hate u T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i see what you mean :) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I have no idea what he said or meant T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archonblue: I hate non foreigners. They don't even have an excuse for being stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i think the disc he played majoras mask on was scratched or something.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i also hate fart-herders T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: But in reality, I work with foreign people, and they don't even try to learn english, it's frustrating. Not ALL of them are like that I KNOW T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: why don't they share! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i hate ppl who burp T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: fart-hoarders, fart-hoarders T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver burps in Oceania's fucking face! T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded fucks bitches, gets money T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: but fart-hoarders have the tightest sphincters T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So..anyone play Words With Friends ? :) T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I am fucking addicted to this game T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster stands and says, 'Hi, I'm DJ Krayzed Mixmaster, and I'm a mud addict.' T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Guys I'm in college T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: and this is way more awesome T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver is also addicted to marijuana T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: although college is fun to T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm near the end of my days at college T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: awww T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aquaboy: life doesn't get better college T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Actually it will T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aquaboy: next thing you know your doing management under a toxic boss and muds are the only enjoyment T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I won't be POOR anymore T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aquaboy: the more you have the more you spend bud T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver is happy being broke T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Not if I fucking sit here all day and play this after work T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aquaboy: true T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: and eat Ramen noodles with Windweaver T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aquaboy: league of legends is another f2p game T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: one downside to being broke.. :/ T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aquaboy: but then you get into buying skins and etc :( T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: could always eat cabbage rolls if thats your thing T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah they were shitty T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: We need a bigger boat T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: and im back...from outa space T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: survivin? T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded twiddles his thumbs as he kills off monks T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver is getting more orange juice... T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Brush your teeth first. It makes it taste better. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver and heating the vaporizer back up T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: vakieh fuck you.. T3/r6/2012-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded is on a raping spree T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO GO SURFING TOMORROW!!!! LOG ONTO WWW.SURFCHEX.COM TO SEE ME SURFING ON THE LIVE HD WEBCAM T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: don't care T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: North Carolina T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler slaps ATAA Jek in the face with a fish. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: are you 12 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nah, he's 10 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: it woulda been a penis slap but they dont offer that social...yet T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I don't think you're of age to be on the curse channel T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek is slapping Dirkdiggler with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: make one? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your penis is far too small to slap anyone T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: wtf? tell me that is a real social! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek whips it out and begins preparing it. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: when you say preparing...you mean...lube? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek is slapping himself with his cock! He must be masochistic. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: homie dont play that! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: me cock is like a sock full of quarters T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver thinks social are actually emotes... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek thinks your face is dumb T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver thinks your face needs a good cock slapping T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek is slapping Windweaver with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: damn.. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: curse here T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: test T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: test T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: failed T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yeah totaly :( my cinnection has never been anywhere near this slow T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: check your running programs for PMB.exe T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: no PMB but java wants to instal something , I'll see what it's like after that T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: mooo T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: why the fuck am I awake? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Why the fuck do I lag so bad when you wake up too early? :( T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: I'm downloading porn on ur internetz T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvonix: maybe because its 2 o'clock in south africa T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Damn maledictions. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Well, that answers why you're up late Mcmartin. ;) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: country connection? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvonix: eh i dunno T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: South Carolina connection, it ain't worth a shit :P T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvonix: random T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: heyer! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see ^~SireN~^ Oceania being taped up to the wall by Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i are oceania!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: read you type? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: no i are not colori T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: work blows T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fuckitall! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: eish. Get protection ok? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Wha...? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: We don't have time for your faggotry T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: wtf? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You heard me T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: fuck. i died. i blame the alcohol. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: me too.. goddammit son of a bitch!! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: alcohol has claimed many lives T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm killing cockatoos :3 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Fuck. Ass. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what are two things Agsded doesn't get? True Confessions of a MUD Addict for $600, Alex. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You rat bastard T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded slobbers all over Hanslanda T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm running out of training sessions, I didn't think this day would arrive :( T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Happens to everyone T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah but I think I blew too many on needless stats at lower levels T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu- T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: CCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: People are fucking retarded. I'm not qualified to work because my pee doesn't make a lil line apear, but they'll put people who might kinda sorta speak english at the front of a store in a customer service position. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalsch: get off the rock and reapply? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Heh, failed your drug test? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Fake piss didn't pan out? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I haven't tried it yet, I tried telling the truth. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well that was a dumb fucking idea. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I told them I wouldn't pass, I haven't used in over a month, I have a doctors note, I never use before or at work. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: most jobs are hardly truthful can't expect them to honor that T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: using after work can turn into using before work. Someone actually got fired because they lit one up after work and had to take a random the next morning after the effects wore off. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hans, and saying stupid shit makes other people stupider T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: plus if you want to pass a test after one month you gotta exercise a lot thats the only way for your abstinence to be put to use T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Drinking after work can turn into drinking before work just as easily, but I don't see employers discriminating based on that. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I really do wonder, if weed is legalized, will bosses continue to discriminate against it? My thoughts are yes. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuckem, I'll get a couple people I know to a couple phone calls, lie about some kind of made up jobs, throw some fake piss in a cup, and when they hire me they won't queston it cuz I'm a fucking awesome employee. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enthial: loooool T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: im on your side indicus, its a tough deal. I think the regular use of drug tests is criminal T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: We've fired people for showing up fucked up on meds they had prescriptions for. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: fake piss is easily detected. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The pot test is by and far unfair. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm not applying to drive a bus or fly a plane. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: your aim is to be the Walmart greeter? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded can't stop being sexy T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm not even qualified to be a walmart greeter based entirely on something that has nothing to do with me being able to do the job,. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Are you crippled T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Aparently. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You know us junkies we want to get jobs and make money so we can ROB YOU! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: They should ban hiring people who score low on IQ tests. Then ship them off to the soylent green factory T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no way. I want my people-food to remain high-quality with guaranteed freshness. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You sure? Those taco shells taco bell got in trouble for selling that were made from sub human grade corn tasted better than the newer ones T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the white corn ones? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: If you want high quality food, you should stop eating your mom. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: instead eat Starling's mom... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Better than his mom! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: eating starlings mom is like eating gogurt. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Couldn't tell the difference, both tasted like chicken to me.... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lmao u guys r2 much T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: too much for your mom... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: lmao u cnt sp3l fer sh1t man T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: How am I suposed to build an R2 unit without a useless job to pay for parts? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: R2D2 should be on this channel T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: He was the most vulgar character of all time T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Bleeped out everything he said T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm going to build one when I get a job. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Probably set me back a couple thousand, but I won't have to get up to get beer anymore T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And I'm a guy who isn't qualified to work at walmart lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I've seen the People who Shop at Walmart, and I've seen the people who work there. You really can't be not qualified to work there unless you're more retarded than Rain Man. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Alas, Indicus apparently fails to reach even that low bar. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thunderous Norton: Hi, welcome to walmart. Now get your shit and get out. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hillbilly Palooza T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thunderous Norton: jeff dunham has no effect on me. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: AND FUCK THESE IDIOTS THEY LET TALK ON TV SAY FUCKING RETARDED SHIT AND CALL IT NEWS! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: FUCK THEM WITH A RUBBER HOSE T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck them Starling's mom's gogurt hole! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: +w/ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wish I had some boobs to play with, but I being unemployed I can't afford to rent some. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you are human, you always have a pair of boobs to play with. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: moobs T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I have boring lil man boobs if squeeze them togather I might be able to get one a cup. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I don't want any more bullshit today from anyone T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Including me T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: you better quit then T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) . (__) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enthial: win T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I thought Vost booted me somehow T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I could give you a clevland steamer so you could have some human shit (which probably contains some bull from burger king yesterday though) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oooooo I know what Agsded wants! He wants us to read him bible verses and call him evil then completly ignore everything we condemed him for in our own lives. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Wh.....what T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah, lets beat him with bibles! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: make him bible black and blue T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded takes off his clothes T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Let's have it then T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Did you know angels never appear as women T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: neither does God. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid whips out his dick. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol Hands, that's cuz there is no god T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Whoa T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Someone's the Antichrist T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sure there is. They're gonna duke it out on PPV later this year. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And that's the fuck they'll give my job to! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh god I can't stop laughing T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fucking put him right up front at walmart in the customer service department! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: My mind is full of fuck T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Soon as I can pass a drig test I'm adding "I PISS EXCELENCE!!!" (You're gunna ask for a cup right) to my resume T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded dances with Vost T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost sends Agsded across the dance floor. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: In a fanciful twirl? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost grabs an unwilling Agsded by the arm and together they dance a tuneless, stumbling jig...be glad it isn't you! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid grabs Vost and begin to tango passionately, they can surely cut a rug. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I was locked in a room most my life, I can't dance. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost twirls about Bolalipid. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid turns on some music and hits the ground, breakdancing crazily. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: convict Indicus? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Asshole abusive father T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: ? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded hands Indicus a tissue T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid comforts Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: thanks Agsded T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Besides I'm an awesome criminal. I've never been caught. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Maybe I'm not a good criminal, I'm sitting next to a stack of piss testers and a couple bottles of fake piss and I'm sober. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: With all these people killing eachother how come no one has killed the Westbourogh Baptists? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's not cool to beat on retards T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Sure it is, if it's a appropriate. If you're retarded and jerking off on the salad bar I'm gunna hit you just like anyone else. And I don't even eat salad. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded sings "Here's the mail it never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail, MAAAAIIILL!" T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded exposes himself to the world, then flees T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn that's the most action I've gotten in a long time. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom put out good? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Wasn't like your mom, I couldn't crawl inside. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh snap crackle pop T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Bashdoor baby, been waiting for this skill for 80 levels T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You lucky bastard, Come bash this door open for me T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Can I trade these coins for drugs? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: go have them appraised first. This one time, a pair of sticky-fingered crackheads stole a guy's coin collection and exchanged it in a CoinStar machine for about $200 in order to buy drugs (collection's value was closer to $1 million). T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Messed up part is the messed up crack head was the guys son. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: He raised a retard lol. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he probably got straight A's before the ganjaweed got ahold of him. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I always find it so amazing that drug users tend to be remembered as societies greats. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid is agreeing with that Terictor person again... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "TEST your faith. Drive with your eyes closed." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ever notice bad drivers tend to have crosses hanging from their mirrors? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Man is quite insane. He wouldn't know how to create a maggot and he creates gods by the dozen." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol Indicus T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: God save us from your followers! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "If god exits, I hope he has a good excuse T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Thank God I am an atheist. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: LOL T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Thank heavens above I simply live real life. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "The Christian god makes man human, then burns him when he acts like one." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm gunna submit a bunch of resumes with just a big Jesus fish and a cross and write "I have faith you'll give me lots of money: T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "I FOUND JESUS. If you want to see him again, put 2 million in small bills in a suitcase and wait for further instructions." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: the athiest god of evolution mocks you back T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The problem isn't really the religion it's the people who preach it and ignore it themselves. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Good people will do good things, and bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things -- that takes religion. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Exactly Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol I have that one too Bolal T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid beams a smile at Terictor. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded humps Terictor T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "W W J D ? Who Wants Jelly DOughnuts?" T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Doesn't it bother you that you put more logical thought into choosing a car than you do in choosing a god?" T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I cannot understand the global upswing in religion, it boggles my mind. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I like the fact that man was forever punished for eating a fruit that would let them know right from wrong, how did they know it was wrong not to listen? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: good one terictor T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: rides her invisible pink unicorn around T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I don't like how he uses 'believe' in this one since it's already known. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that makes this life the best life I will ever have." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck Unicorns!!!! Always running off with the hot virgins! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Big horns will do that for ya :) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "I refuse to believe in a god that would send me to hell just for not believing in him." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: mmm opium. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol ^ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn I need to get off drugs so I can get a job so I can buy a woman. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mehabooba: wazzuup homies. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor waves goodbye to Mehabooba. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hahhaa T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor tells Mehabooba 'Hi!' T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TorukMakto Talia tells Mehabooba 'Teehee! Your name is Mehabooba!' Mehabooba tells TorukMakto Talia 'so' T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: hey, look, Jar-jar found the boobies! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: an all knowing, all powerful god allows bad things to happen to good people is just cruel T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I think religion persists because it gives hope to people. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mehabooba: whats with my name T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods at Bolalipid T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: When I was a heroin junkie I worked in a video game store for like $5/hr had no debt, never stole, and was happy. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Or blaming an invisible evil man in the ground, not taking responsibility for themselves. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "If we are made in his image, then why aren't we invisible too?" T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mehabooba: always believe in god man. start believing man.else something bads gonna happen. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Good one Teric T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Cool story Meha. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Bolal have you seen Leo & Satan?lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Mini flash shows from Newgrounds. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I just wonder how big Adam's cock was. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mehabooba: maaaaaannnnn r u guys whores. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: how big is a fig leaf ? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." - True story Meha. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: He's a jew so probably not long, but very thick. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think it was so big it poked god in the eye, he went blind and wandered off and we've been on our own ever since. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Hehe...According to the Bible we seem to be products of incest... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: Well the Bible is the truth. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: So it must be true. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: ".....in the beginning.....MAN created GOD." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah it really makes sense that a God would appear before one or two dirty middle-eastern men to spread the word of his existence. Whole fucking thing is illogical. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Agsded!!! Terictor cheers him on. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods at Agsded. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Hehe...Yeah from where was that...Ah now I remember Jethro Tull Aqualung sleeve notes T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "If you believe something to be true, there is no way it can be a lie. I believe the moon is made of cheese, since I believe it, there is no way it can be a lie." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Of course the bible is all true, how could you not trust a book written by men, edited, and redacted to suit their needs. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: In the beginning Man created God T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Plus there's bible tv so if it's on tv it has to be true T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Scroll up Bolal lol. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Want an email with more, Bolal ? Go Tweet the fuck out of them to your friends rofl T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor rolls on the floor laughing at Indicus's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ever noticed that the mor fundamentalist the religion is the more masoginist it is ? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Misogynist. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: And yes. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: here it is T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: My original field of study was Theology, and then I realized I would be better off reading Harry Potter for 4 years and working at McDonalds. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: here it is: http://albumlinernotes.com/Aqualung.html T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Man is quite insane. He wouldn't know how to create a maggot and he creates gods by the dozen." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: more * too T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I like the Church of the SubGenius T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: believe man. believe in GOD T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Go fuck yourself T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wish I could fuck myself. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: hm it cut off. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: religion may just be a ute atempt at social engeneering T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rofl T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you got it wrong Teri, Give a man a match and he'll stay warm for the night, light a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor rolls on the floor laughing at Indicus's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Good one haha T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: id rather fuck u mate. oh and btw. i curse u that something bad is gonna happen in ur life today agsded. so start believing mate. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Ahem, no personal attacks please :) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Oops. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm going to bed in 30 minutes so unless a fucking ghost rapes me I think I'm good. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Problem with Christians is they're all fishing teachers who are hydrophobic. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Oh I got it. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime. Give a man religion, he dies praying for a fish." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: dude. damn son T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Jessejames, how old are you? Seriously? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lmfao. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Not a personal attack, just a question T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Probably 9 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "An atheist is a man with no means of invisible support." - John Buchan T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: indicus ur muslim arent u.maybe jewish even. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Shhh don't tell him there's no such thing as a pussy troll T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Praying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but will get you nowhere." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm Jedi T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I am a believer in FSM T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor is agreeing with that Indicus person again... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "When one suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many suffer from an delusion, it is called a religion." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I am a pastafarian T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Best thing about being a jedi is I can punch you in the face and I don't have to say sorry. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid nods at Terictor. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: The religion of Islam and the religion of Christianity as well as Judaism all share the same God. People wage war over the details and make human beings look ignorant. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: and u are the only one whos not in delusion eh. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rofl ^ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: dud u cant spel 4 shit can u? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yep. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: u shud haev lrnt betr by paing attenshn in ur spel clas eh dud???? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm a straight mad hatter, but I'm going to die peacefully and content while other will be looking for more. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Belief in a god cannot be justified logically. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm gunna start the JJA, Junkie Jedi's Anonymous. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: look whos talking starling. dont attempt to tease people man. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Hehe, good one Terictor. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Jesse, don't hate cuz you're the only one who hasn't nailed Starlings mom T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: atheist bastard. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: missspellin is my gig, get ur own :P T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Nope, Jebus nailed Jessejames's mom... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I would say I'm an atheist but the definition of that is "belief there is no god." I KNOW there isn't. I'm just a guy living life ready to die. Nothing to it. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Your spelling errors are causing pixalation in my mind! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor SMACKS Indicus upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Like I quoted before Jesse, "Test your faith. Drive with your eyes closed." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If I'm a newb why did they give me 2 million gold tonight to buy whores and drugs? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: He can't drive he's 12 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Indeed, Agsded. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: true that T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Story time. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Religion easily it the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there is an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of a burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: George Carlin T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: RIP T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: That's the author, correct? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Bah, nothing that long that starts with religion is worth reading T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Wow, great quote... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I couldn't find the name. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I believe so, he just said it in a standup act T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Genius old man T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: that sounds like a very small subset of religion T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Sounds like every religion to me T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: If religion were just about spirituality, I guess nobody here would be ticked off about it. But it is not, it is about control. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities." T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo terictor. let me tell you something. when a demon's chasing u dont u dare turn your measle ass to god. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: No problem. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: LOL Ok now he's gotta be joking T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Thanks for the tip. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Jo Jesse, when Thor whacks you with his hammer, do not turn your "measle ass" to Odin! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: ur gonna regret this conversation T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Are you sure about this Jesse? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: How so ? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Is that a threat? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: This should be fun. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded slaps Terictor Don't get frisky man he's 9 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I think Zeus is gonna zap Terictor T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Apologies, Ags. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Jesse's going to FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, Terictor. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I think so too. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: He's got a BASEBALL BAT T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor rolls on the floor laughing at Agsded's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Can I give this token to Jesse so he can buy an education? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Don't force religion on me Jesse. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yes you may Indicus T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: It is for the best. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: u must be like 40. im 12 man. i cant do any thing to u. just ask urself. havent u ever felt like theres some supernatural force guiding u other than ur ass. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Done =) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh snap he IS 12 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: He started mudding when he was 1, just a genius... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I don't live life by a fantasy book, I don't go by what others believe or what I hear, none the less by what I BELIEVE. I live life by the truth, by first-hand experience. You should do the same. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol I was playing muds when I was 8. But they were cool back then. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: First hand experience is not necessarily the truth. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: How do you know we aren't some dumb experiments dumped on this earth by other beings, Jesse? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hey i do. but u know.....its always nice to think someone actaully loves u for who u r. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Jessejames, by following your personal emotions and "gut" instincts, you are relying on the primitive animal thought process. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Evolve T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hey Jesse must be right, his mom gave him the book, she would never lie. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Nothing *is* the truth, you can just approach it. The scientific method is the best way to approach truth. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: 42...game over :) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I'm actually 16 bro. I'm lucky to have woken up the reality and not imprisoned in religion. I once believed in a god. Until I realized I was god. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: She can totally explain why Jesus rebirth is celebrated by colored eggs delived by a bunny. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: But jesse I can indeed help you out. 9 minute of your time directed towards 1 video. Insta-proof of god. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: damn....... so am i man. huh .....oh the irony. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZgT1SRcrKE&list=FLJiG28vBzchJT1KsTSMRznw&index=10&feature=plpp_video T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah well my EPeen is pierced and studded! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: dude i dont give a rats measly dirty arse about what u believe or dont believe. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Ok then why are you whining? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Jesse, aren't you a bit inconsistent there? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I gave you a million gold, go away. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hahhaa T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Lmfao T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Jesse, this is a bit cliche, but could you tell me who created god? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: A dyslexic making a beware of dogs sign T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hahaha...... u think im whinning ....... dude.... i dont even know ur name. why the fuck would i want to induce religion in u. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: laugh T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Religion is like a penis. If you got it you just wanna put it into others. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yup T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Wow, Indicus is on a roll T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "You're allowed to believe in a god. You're allowed to believe unicrons live in your shoes for all I care. But the day you start telling me how to wear my shoes so I don't upset the unicorns, I have a problem with you. The day you start involving the unicorns in making decisions for this country...I have a BIG problem with you." - Matthew Schultz T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid claps at Indicus's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: unicorns * T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Unicron? isn't that a transformer" T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Oh shit you're right. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Nite nite, don't let jebus bite you T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Sleep with the angels, Bolal T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: God bless you. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Odin's blessings brother T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo bolalipid .frankly speaking.....even i dont believe theres a god.... i mean its kind of cliched.....but i believe in JESUS..... the guy who cared for others. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: invisible pink nicorns! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Jesse, believe in what you wish...Just don't shove it down my throat. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: You're 'Jesus' is sadly a star in the solar system. Studies show. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The mexican who made my Double quarter pounder T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs out loud at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: look! see! pink! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid laughs at Indicus mercilessly. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Terictor is on the right track T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Ooops T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor shows his approval by clapping his hands together. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods at Agsded. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: and invisible T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: don't worry Jesse is mexican too cuz it's convenient. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Haha. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: boy u guys are dicks T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Damn, this is too funny...Too bad I gotta go... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: HUGE MASSIVE DICKS WITH PIERCINGS AND STUDS. I thought I already said that T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Belt of Orion = Three Wise Men, Sirius = star they are following, the bright one, go outside and FUCKING look. And on December 25th the fucking sun rises in the same location signifying the rebirth after the shortening and expanding days we experience near the solstice. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Very correct ^ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Truth hurts, Jesse. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo terictor do u have a ps3 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh shit T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Shit got real. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: He's gonna 1v1 you in Duty T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rofl T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh shit he's bringing your ps3 into this T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel wonders what a first amendment channel would look like .. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Sadly I don't have a PS3. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: x box. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: God broke it didn't he? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: He did :[ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Yep. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Want to buy mine? I'm gunna need rent money since I'm a junkie T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol sure. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: how is it? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Nuohmygod T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Oh it's doing fine. He has a headache but he's fine. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: i wanna buy one of them. which do u think is better. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Xbox T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I have played both and Xbox is the better one. PS3 has more exclusives but Xbox in the long run. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yaknow Sony really fucking torx down those fucking screws in their systems. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Xbox has much more to do. PS3 really doesn't have anything. It's like hooking up a PSP to your TV monitor. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: ha. im never gonna buy an xbox. ps3 all the way. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: PS3 needs a better interface and a great game to make it fly. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Then why do you ask ? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah what the fuck Jesse get the fuck outta here T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: time pass. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I should get my Wii out so I can play psx games. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I love how he uses prejudice when he has never owned an Xbox. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Typical PS3 fan. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Go buy shit with that million gold. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Todays video games are crap btw. I support Bethesda but all of these games are coming out shit. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Go play Morrowind T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Go buy an Atari, a Sega, a NES and an N64 and learn real gaming Jesse T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: OMG 64 <3 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I've heard of Morrowind. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I didn't like the N64. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: dude ps3 has an 8 core cpu and a sexy ass seperated gpu. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So does my phone T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Quit trying to talk is if you know about computers. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: NES kills PS3 kid. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah but how many security screws in a ps3 Jesse? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: and so does my ass. shits real fast man. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol ^ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: PS3 is probably your first console. Rofl what a joke. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you ever seen the sexy? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor shakes his head. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo terictor....i am 16 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I find it sad I am too yet know better gaming than you do. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I thought you were 12 and 42... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rofl I agree ^ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hey if you're not gunna leave, could you at least suck my dick for that million gold? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: u can kiss my ass. ive played xbox. its like looking at friggin manga. no graphical depth at all. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: If you were smart you would realize graphics aren't everything. Fuck graphics they do not determine game play. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Nobody gives a fuck about graphics T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Thank you ^& T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I could play an 8-bit game for all I care. I care about game play, wannabe gamer. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: MULE is the shit! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lmfao T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Jesse you're playing a god damned text-based game and you're biching about graphics T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: bitching T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: ^^^^^^^^ #Win T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Harperon: OMG! you disagree with my opinion! Why are you so dumb? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: We should make Jesse play Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy without cheating. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: that was a painful gam T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: game ^ T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Like 100 deaths in the first room T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hay thats ur choice man. btw i play this game to talk to jobless bitches throughot the world. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Really by the time you figure out to turn on the lights you don't want to play anymore T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: While you are a jobless bitch yourself. Nice. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: true that T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ah his parents have the child protection on the computer T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor rolls on the floor laughing at Indicus's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm graduating with a bachelor's in two weeks and will be making more than your mother does every night T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: quick someone hook him up with some ASCII Porn T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor is agreeing with that Agsded person again... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I was only getting $24/hr at my last job. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: Are you still arguing about video game consoles? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I know that didn't fully make sense, oh well T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor shakes his head. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No we are arguing about you T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: There's no argument about the best game console ever. Everyone knows it was the C64 T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: Im a poor topic of discussion. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: u dumb fuck ...ur teasing urself. and i just realised all u guys have really rude tormenting moms T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: How did you come to that conclusion? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Do you have a list of sources and facts regarding that ? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: oh i didnt mean u. i meant the others. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded teabags Jessejames, deep and hard. With FEELING. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hey your mom is the rude one, whore tried to kiss me after. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Agsded!!! Terictor cheers him on. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Indicus!!! Terictor cheers him on. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCZB-k4jKBc&list=FLJiG28vBzchJT1KsTSMRznw&index=4&feature=plpp_video T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Styliann: and while this is a curse channel, the rules on personal attacks still apply here people, so tread carefully T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: fuck u styliann. ur here tooo. why are u always behind me. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But he's not a person. he's 12 and 16 and 42. I think he's just an even number T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh man, cussing out an imm. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Styliann: besides my housemate will bitch if my laughter wakes him up. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: This kid is toast. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel wants a first amendment channel and a cooking channel.... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: HAHAHA T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Privi Leges: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Can I have back my million gold before you get banned? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames moves toward Indicus seemingly wanting to shag. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What!? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ouch i think I got a splinter. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enthial: i got 1 mill u can have but,... u must relise it comes with a blood price T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hey uve got a weak ass. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enthial: one ass to be exactely T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Ban him! Do it! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I already got 2 mil tonight, I gave 1 to Jesse. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: RIGHT MEOW! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Lmfao ! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: watcha talking about. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Honestly it would have been better spent riding the log jammer know as starlings mom T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames pats Indicus on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: look in your inventory Jesse. a million gold token just for you. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Don't forgive to give 10% to Jesus T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yipeeya ye ..... i just won imaginary money T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I lol'd at the Jesus thing. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: where r u bums T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hahaha, tithing foooools. So many McDoubles. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enthial: shouldn't have doubled down on the double down T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo terictor do u have abs T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: He's gone. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: See on the other screen where it said he left the game... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you hurry you might catch him. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: ur mom T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: is HOT! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: NOT T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: slutty T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: so true T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Jessejames just cursed on the Newbie channel T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Jessejames has killed 0 monsters T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Jessejames has completed 0 quests T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: i know nigga T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But he's rich. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: LOL that he is T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: jesse is most lik T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: jesse is most likly an alt T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Santorum... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Nigga joe jackson! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh I thought it was a finish this sentence.... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: racism... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: is funny T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: no ur racist. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Half the time I'm asking myself what's going on, the other half I'm trying to figure out a good answer T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Santorum works too though:) T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No you're racisst T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: no u T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: NO U! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: ...I will fuck shit up in here T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I hate white people. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: NOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUU T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: ME TOO! T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Their stupidity makes me look bad. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: this is white channel T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: All your white channel is belong to me T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: racist bastard T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I should be looking at black tities online instead of giving gold to grommets T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Gross man. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It's all about those old saggy titties T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh yeah, this 2012 Ewww titties T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Old titties are the best T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah if you like clotted cream... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: this crappy bandwidth makes watching porn suck T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: just jack off slower T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: look faster porn T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: stroke stroke ...... loading... loading.... stroke.... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: lol T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I don't get how people did it with just a magazine T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I need action T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: ACTION GOD DAMMIT T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe: &turf agsded T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Great, Espe just shot holes all through Agsded's house as some sort of vendetta action. There goes the neighborhood. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you got some huge man boobs I might almost be desperate enough T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe: does that help? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espe revs her engines at the corner of a rival gang's turf, looking to start a fight. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: shit. how can i play when i know somewhere is somebody playing mud and jerking off same time? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: JESUS CHRIST GET DOWN WE'VE BEEN EMP'D T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Look at all those holes Agsded, all those sexy sexy holes... T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I like holes T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Or do they like me? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: We won't need porn if holes liked us. T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I don't get why bitches "can't afford to buy" from me. What the hell? T3/r6/2012-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's why I can't pay for sex, the fun is in pleasuring her. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: time T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: time? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: just getting a time marker , soz T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: 00:04 T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Time for a cig. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: time for a bowl!! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: hahaha T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: time for a scooby snack T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: time to give up :) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: ROFL T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think I'll put in a frenchbread pizza on my way out for a smoke T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I fucking hate daylight savings, what a stupid idea!! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Give it extensive thought and you will realize there is no such thing as time. Everything simply happens there is nothing to follow behind it. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Time exists, space doesn't. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Looks like you half-assed the thought of it. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Space is everywhere. Space does exist. Apparently so does time now that someone ancient invented it. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I think Stephen Hawking invented time, right? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I wouldn't know. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Time is anti christian. Time really messes up all the stories T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Reality is anti christian T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: not to mention kills you? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: nice wind lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: anytime.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm Immortal till the day I die. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Nice one. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I should be a writer. All the good ones were junkies T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Just because all writers are junkies doesn't mean all junkies are writers, sorry. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: He never implied that. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Sure he did. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: "Ok." You know everything. No problem I believe it. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Believe you * T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Right. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No you have to read the subtext. I was saying I like brussel sprouts. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor is agreeing with that Indicus person again... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: The first step to wisdom is knowing that everything you will ever learn is based on fallible perceptions, and ergo have a probability of being wrong T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yay some porn finished downloading lol. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Lmfao! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: aka science, agsded T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Always a good feeling... where ya get it from? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ahmen Agsded, now if only everyone would realize I'm always right everyone would be as wise as me T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: extremetube. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: The second step to wisdow is knowing that Indicus is always right T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Wisdom T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: great.. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I miss cheggit.com =( T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Everything properly tagged, described and screenshotted. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: niice.. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I did a good dead, I deserve to watch big titties T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Good deed? Giving that Jesse kid a million gold? lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Not good deed, good dead. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I told him to buy an education with it, and he did get schooled pretty hard. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: French bread pizzas suck in the microwave T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah you blew it T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got pizza rolls too, but they're not nearly as good in the nuker either. No wonder I never used my microwave before. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fucking crap bandwidth making text games lag. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i know how you fucking feel T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Gunna take over an hour to download a lil 175mb file =( T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: squese ur size 10 but into a size 4 T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: u spastic whores T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You shut your dirty little mouf! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Whoever took their cock outta his mouth please put it back in T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hey man....... i was waiting for someone to respond T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: wazzzzuuuuupppppp homies T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I didn't even see your 1st message T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: dont see T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: go level up T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: for what joy? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Because it's fun when numbers go up T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think this might be too tough, better try progress quest. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: in other games maybe. one of my other characters was level 82. i teased an imm and well...... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: (.)(.) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Look eyes.... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Selling cars with cartoon caracters should be just as illegal as selling cigarettes with cartoons T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: These mirena commercials make ataching a little vagina grappling hook sound like a bad idea T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Can't cure stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Bullets cure stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But you can throw rocks at it runs away. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah that's right helpers you're gunna work tonight lol! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: wazzup noobs T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo dicks. where u at? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo self righteos dickheads. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: ur all equal to saggy boobs T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: ur all retired bald fat sons of a witches T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hey man. finally T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo sons of lonely motherfuckers T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: someone's been to their parents' liquor cabinet T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: npoe. just trying to get a response. sorry. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Why the fuck did someone answer the grommet? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I don't know. Now that I did, I regret doing so. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: i knew it. u were ignoring me. how could u. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Not hard, you're a tool. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: oh yeah. say that looking into my eyes. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I didn't know shit had eyes. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: i didnt know bums could could use android devices. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: well now now you you know know T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: man i love u guys. this os seriously a place to open up. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames humps Oath's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no dont or atleast go wash it first T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: wash what u dirty dick? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: what ever you want to open up T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: oh come on man. be nice T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im always nice T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: cool man. coool. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: wheres insipid? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: he died T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: u mean he doesnt wanna talk. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i mean he is dead he kicked the bucket his all fucked 6 feet under T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: roque knows everything T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo indicus. talk to me. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so hes prolly right T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yes i do T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hi colory. nice to meet u again T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: meet me again? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and its colori T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yep. what mean is "nice to chat with a person whose name or details i know not but like to simply chat with him/her/homo through a text based game T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yeah i get that...you were sayin it like we talked before T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: oh we did. this is one of my other names. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: do you have a big bump on your forehead jessejames T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: nopw. why do u ask T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo indicus. talk to me. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i screwed a pregnant lady once thought you might have been the poor baby she was carrying T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: but your not so thank god its not my fault... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: dude. frankly speaking i dont even wanna respond to that. just fyi if she was pregnent already HOW THE FUCK WILL SHE HAVE ANOTHER BABY. AND BTW U HAVE VERY LOW STANDARDS. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: ah thats sweet T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: that doesn't even make sense Jesse T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: sweet what.... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: There is no other baby. The one she had would have its skull poked in, is the gist, I think. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: expand ur thought process shuli. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i dont call them retarded i call them special and when they blabber on just say ah sweet T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: ah sweet T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: I doubt his intention was to make her pregnant T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: (. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i just added to the spice T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: (.)(.) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: true that. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: And your saying that fucking your mom is a low standard? :P T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd totally bang a prego chick just to play with the milk cannons! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: me too, although I would probably put it another way :D T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: first of.... he said it wasnt my mom...... second of.... that statement means that he has standards low enough to go screw a pregnant lady. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You mean pregnant women are worth less? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: a pregnant woman is like a monkey on a stick when it comes to fucking T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: dude.... r u gonna fuck a lady who has someone else's baby in her uterus. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Maybe. Why not? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: boy u bums r narrow minded. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wouldn't start dating her but If she was my type I'd give her a toss in the hay. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: and you can T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: and you can T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: and you can't take a joke :P T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: to play with her jugs i bet. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: at least you know she puts out no?...lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: like riding a bull and trying to stay on till the end T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd totally send him a video of it too. Just to make sure she was proper fucked. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lmao T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hey....if u wanna do that.....tell a lady ur screwing that she is almost as good as her sister ......and then try to hold on. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: id fuck a pregnant woman anytime they are hot vixxen's in the sac T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: With a little note that said, Thanks for picking up the tab on the birth control, Enjoy child support. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lmfao T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: daaaaamn..... u guys r like man whores. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: nah id never tell a girl im doing her sister i might want seconds T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: <--is a reformed man whore...marrried now..lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hahaha true that T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm married too, what a mistake that was. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: marriage will never find me was engaged but that was way back when i was stupid T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I haven't been laid since 9 months before Jesse was born. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: seriously..... why .....wife not pleasurable enough? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: i know right!..lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hahahah u guys r dicks. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: lol last mob of my campaign is in Wedded Bliss how fitting. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: haha T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you know it aint ment to be when you screw your future mother in law T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: ur about to become an imm? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uh oh... Jessejames is trying to hump his own leg again. Time to call a medic. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames wants everyone to just SHAG... what a groovy swinger! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: when an older lady takes out her false teeth and puts it on the dresser you know its on T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: hey dumn fucks.... its a fucked up orgy. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd totally screw the woman I want to marries mother, cource not without her permision. I learned my leason about cheating, and it cost me a great girl. Now I got a worthless wife, well kinda, she doesn't know where I am. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: So you fucked your grandma, and now your mom won't talk to you anymore? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you met my wife then Roque? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You come from a messed up home, son. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: ur going to hell mate. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: hell yeah T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: gramma give u toffee after the sex indicus? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm in Hell, I'm just to fucking stuborn to burn T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: you sorry sons of a bitches T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: i bet none of mothers ever wants to look u in the face T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli winks at a gnomish altar boy. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: i bet ur all just whinning in fucki.g selfremourse and self hatted T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I know I am T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: finally. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k. talk to me. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Well... for one thing, I don't really fancy mothers. Or grandmothers. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: indicus = in dick us T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: two guys go to a farmers fruit field to pluck fresh fruits...... suddenly farmer comes pointing a shotgun at them....he tells them to chose whichever fruit they like and then tells them to pluck 100 of those vfruits ang bring it back to him....... first guy plucks hundred grapes and then brings it to the farmer...... farmer then tells him to shove all of them up his ass....... theguy does so .....very painfully shoving each up his red ass..... and finally he starts laughing.......the farmer is ver suprised and asks him why hes laughing...... guy says...."my friend is plucking watermelons." T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: sooooo how was the joke T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: terrible T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: i know ....right ....iread it out of this joke app. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I burned through most my good jokes the other night T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: We do get tired of hearing you talk about your mom. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Starling, you aren't fresh. Try a dad joke. (inb4 mum isn't fresh joke) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well if you cock was bigger I wouldn't be able to talk with it in my mouth T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Dad jokes just don't work as well. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Where does the king keep his armies? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: In his sleevies. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The leader of a kingdom is a king. The leader of a principality is a prince. The leader of a duchy is a duke. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I live in a country. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: ... so your leader is a count? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you should probably move into a house then T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Count Duckula T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: Don't you mean Cunt? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "na too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Only if you have a fuckin stupid accent. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Too much text, can't read T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: All I saw was "dollors" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I love asking peole with speach impediments where their accent is from. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Speach? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: this is a good one man. read it. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: its a joke T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't read anything that long T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: lulz speach. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: its abt and old man and too sexy jugs T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll watch the movie T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: it's* about* an* two* T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: soooo how is it? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn now I want waffles. Why couldn't just not talk waffle grrrr T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: yo ....read it man.... i did it all for u T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I was looking up waffles around here and at first it said there was a waffle house but it was a lie. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: oye ....read my joke... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Same joke. Same "dollor" typo T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shut the fuck up. Srsly. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm implies with his middle finger that he would like Jessejames to fuck off! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: This isn't a Gyno office, enough with the periods T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also the ... ... ... breaking it up makes...it...really...difficult...to...follow T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You can stop spamming now. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Fuck off you stupid whore T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: fuck sakes T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: read it then. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: stupid whore isn't an attack T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Your jokes make you seem like a bot - Laaaaaaaaaaasher, I found a bot T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: A malelephant tusk is too heavy for Jessejames to carry. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'll read it if you spam it 7 times in a row. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'll read it if 10 T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nanshi: You're retarted T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: MMMMOOOAAARRR!!! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Now do it with a shoe on your head and a sharpie in your pooper! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nanshi: Terrible joke. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm beams with pride. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Surprised the connection handled it...being a phone T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And I just gave him a dirty dress, a wedding ring, and filled him full of Malephant tusk... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuckin Burger and Beer! The real American Breakfast! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You forgot the bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 3 Bs, man T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's on the fuckin burger duh. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also Bitches for after. Or during. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm a 34 year old nerd, I don't get bitchs. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Well, if you add "rich" you can. Leverage your nerd. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If I'm lucky a get spotted by a land whale. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: High maintance girls repell me. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: All girls are high maintenance T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I met up with a couple irc friends, well crashed at a guys house had a buncha drinks, we woke up put on our boots and went to Disneyland, the girls woke up 4 hours early and spent like 3 hours doing their hair and makeup then came and met us. 3 hours?!? NO WAY, not interested. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I like to think they spend 2:55 minutes on crazy lesbian sex. 5 minutes for clean up and hair. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr rapidly nods twice at Vakieh, in complete agreement. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: did they have 1 bathroom? probably had to queue up to use it T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh that would have been so hot, excuse me while I think of 2 hot goth chicks getting it on. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: They aren't goth with no makeup on. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You mean goth don't roll out of bed looking like that? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: regular girls. Having regular sexytimes together. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Meanwhile Indicus thinks the trip is about Disneyland. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Most the goth girls I used to hang with were 20 minutes tops to get ready. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and half that was getting their depression on. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I miss goth chicks. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Now they come with hair over their eyes, slit wrists, and nobody "gets" them. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: or they're emo wankers. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: They took the worst part of goth and got rid of all the good stuff. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If we get a Mormon president I'm gunna apply for political assylem in Africa so I can be an American african. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: good mornin bitches! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to Windweaver! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm outta smokes this morning fuckin sucks. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ahh fuck you too buddy T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yeah fuck you buddy T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: who is buddy? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: rampaaagee! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think he was on Charles in Charge T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: that bastard son of a bitch i fucking hate charge T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver feels sorry for indicus T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: indicus try an electric cig yet? i love mine.. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I have one next to me, it's filled with spiced rum flavor. But it's just not the same T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: smoking should be dirty and dangerous T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: true but i feel better.. goin ona week now T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah turns out it's less the nicotine I like, it's the high from asphixiation T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: no it should be enjoyable.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I actually had a thc cartrige for it too but I never got around to using it T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: im tryin like hell to get or make a thc how did you?.. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: just smoke it on a coke can like a normal person! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You go to the store and buy them. Though some guy at the head shop when I was looking for fake piss said his friend makes some. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Apples damn it. So much better. But yeah a can works in a pinch T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: or ya know.. a bonnng T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I need to get sober so I can get a job so I can get high. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lmao T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: im at work right now who else is?.. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: 62% of people in MI say it's fine for Medicinal use, just as long as you don't have a job T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fuck what they think T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver ) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: well said T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's a great concept but I need money or I have to fall back on my less than legal skills. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: blow jobs? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I could teach hoodrats to make EMP bombs lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: contract killing of course T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: cheape labor? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Honestly there just isn't any money in that unless you go for really big targets. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm not qualified for legal work, I pee funny T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: ahhh low profile pays cheap T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I mean you could probably get an illegal to carry out a contract for under $1000. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: its more fun :) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: All 15 of californias most wanted are hispanic, us white guys just aren't in demand. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: nice T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't feel like signing over my life and what little free will I have to Elder Sam. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: come on well go do it together! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver grabs indicuss hand T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't really feel like being part of the Jesus Army of Democracy (even though this is a republic). Especially if it turns into the Mormon Jesus Army of Fake Democracy T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: come on itll be fun who likes controlling their own life? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver fingered indicus for fun T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Stop I'm gunna cum then I'm really gunna want a smoke. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hahah! toke the ecig its better than nothing :) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's like a 2 block walk to the store damn it. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: FUCK! I just realized how much more the world sucks, Not only is there no Cig vending machine in the hotel, it's illegal to smoke in the hotel. I think suicide is sounding better and better. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's it I'm gunna fucking kill myself, Lung cancer take me now I demand coffin nails! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver pulls a mini sledge out his back pocket T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Course I gotta put on an extra pair of pants and a sweatshirt and jacket so I don't freeze to death before the cancer gets me. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: logical T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Wow I got stinky farts. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: butt plug... do you need it? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I hope not. But I might pick up some matchs with my cigs for later. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: indicus meaaanie..! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I didn't want to clean my screen. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I like moon but that's cuz I don't like wearing pants T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey guys, should i get facebook? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fuck facebook T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: windweaver which hole? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I did, it's gone. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: get two. One to keep your personal life secret, the other for letting potential employers and authorities snoop around. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: no personal attacks please T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda hmmn that makes sense. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm was caught! Run! Channel police monitor Mael is after you next! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I shoved my giant pierced and studded EPEEN right in facebooks ear and went to town. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: there is a player called facebook T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: who isn't online...epic fail T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: So :'( T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mael... your mom said the same thing about you T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Morning bitches T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda, a girl suggested that getting facebook would make it easier to creepily stalk me behind my back T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Your mom is my hoe T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: neither is swho 10. Aard keeps offering to let me create the character, though. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i guess that'd fall under authority snooping page? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda make them a diva paladin T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: is she your girlfriend yet? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda i don't think so, she said something about going on a mission trip. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like with crucifixes and stuff T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude shivers uncomfortably. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: has she at least obtained good-friend or even BFF status? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'm not sure. we have a lot of common interests, pizza toppings+companies, regional similarities, memorized bibles, ages, childhoods, life goals and so on. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: have you seen her in person? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: not yet. she 's over a mile away from me =( T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i'd like have to put on pants T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My ex has like no internet footprint other than a couple anime reviews and a picture of her dressed as Sailor Mars from like 15 years ago lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, mercury was way cuter. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: heck, even zoacite was cuter. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I destroyed my internet footprints T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded how? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well getting rid of social networking sites is a good start :P T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you step on them a second time? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I like Mercury better, but she had long dark hair so.... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay, but surely there are still archives. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so cut the hair. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its not rocket science. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I'm sure she does online-banking, perhaps online bill-paying (even if to separate sites instead of one billpaying service), and looks up stuff to do in real life on the internet. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I also contacted a few webmasters and threatened legal action T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Um she would have looked funny with short hair. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: with the right access, you can find a lot more about someone T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda what can i find out about me? i googled myself and i got abelinc's page T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus so remove the clothing and cut the hair T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Unless you're the NSA you can't find much if you've been careful T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: then she'd look fine T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded would you rather be yourself, a legendary person, or a ghost? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh I already have her adress, satalite photos, and her phone number..... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Ghost T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there is a site I saw advertised on TV that lets you look. Searchforme.com or something similar. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus oh... can i have satellite photos of myself? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda i dont pump up in there T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but google sent me to abelinc's page =/ T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: http://homepage.mac.com/mikeride/abelinc/stats/2011-03-curse.txt T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's because google's using your search/page history to be more intuitive. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded i dunno i think legendary type people have an easier time, they can pick their own favorite food and their own favorite color and so on T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda you think so? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: All that info and I don't know a damn thing about her though. I always wonder if she's happy. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's like with porn. Once you search for porn, porn will be among the top hits for practically everything else. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay... so if I search for snuffleluffagus then suddenly i'll get a lot of search results for 5-6 year old kids? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Agent K plays Aard...who knew? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: then you're flagged as a pedo T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded so how much can you find on me? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus no i'm not, i just liked stuffed wooly mammoths. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What? Based on your screen name of VampireDude? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sure? or the info in my finger/whois including phone number? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah for luring in kids T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yo ushould be able to find my resume and so on i'd imagine T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Why the hell do you have your phone number on here T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i really should get like a voip mailbox for jobkabob and monster T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded in case any friends or enemies or people that can solicit me with business opportunities in burkina faso or to change to directv call T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or if i am needed to defend in a raid or so on T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: etc T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got 2 skype numbers, and they both auto forward to my cell. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus yeah thats the sort of thing I should set up. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: skype requirs a lot of hefty registration though T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: Okay. let's do it. it's resolved. let's make me an internet ghostlike person! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tiny footprint! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like a fish in the sea T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: (most if not all fish don't have feet.) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: WTF is some ass poaring their fucking exaust into my room T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: based on searches for vampiredude on google, you've got an account at narutoforums.com, last.fm, anime.net, myanimelist.net, fanfiction.net. You also have created an account and/or games at sploder.com. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: let's do it, let's get it set up! i can pay you gold and tp tokens if you want T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nope, i dont have sploder, fanfict, narutoforums, last.fm, anime.net or myanimelist.net T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that must be a different dude =( T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: VampireDude is an extremely vague name T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i have an aniipike forums id, but its based on a different anime T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Asshole backed up to the fucking heater/ac and is reving his engine in his fucking jaloppy T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm getting as fucking smoke for some fresh air T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, did you forget to pay your protection fee this month? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Illegally you could scan the servers and do a whois lookup of your service provider, and then drop into an exploit shell to get all of your personal details......but that's illegal T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or i could corruptly bribe a tech i know 60 bucks. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and get hard copy ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i know a techie that works at my isp T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: a lot of low level employees in my area are stoners and also sometimes dont hesitate to break rules and laws for recreation and money T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded okay, so rule one to having a small footprint = use public internet instead? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well no, that's getting a bit paranoid. If you're not doing anything illegal online then you're fine. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What are you even trying to prevent? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i don't want google to send me to abelincs page anymore T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: x.X T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its depressingly sterile there, like a hospital that has too much pinesol and not enough sickness T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fucking crack head junkie. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc, are you a junkie? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Why does it even send you there? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No the fucking junk in his jaloppy pumping his exhaust into my room. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded because of my phone number T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus ah that makes sense T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded shakes his head...you cannot put your phone number online....period. Find some other way to get into contact with people. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what about for resumes and so on T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay, so how do I get one of those voip or skype like artificial phone numbers? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: thats why they have email accounts. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay but e-mail isnt exactly small footprint either is it T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I almost want to buy my police report to see my mugshot, I'm supprises I didn't end up on the smokinggun weekly roundup T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You have to setup email accounts for various purposes. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No just one for all T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay, and then just use postfix with some sorting rules? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Sure. If you feel that paranoid. Or just don't give real detail to the email service when you register. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: why not check out the skype website its bound to help? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Skype calls are nearly impossible to trace. I know, I've tried. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay, but skype itself has a bunch of exploits T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: couldnt i set up for a non skype voip settup? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If you want to set up a real untracable account you need to use someones unsecured internet connection and a wireless card you only use to access that account with. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so give me your ip and use skype? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus why a wireless card, why not just clone the owners mac T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: vamp just in case T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: besides, telephone exchanges and ips are done up with geographic locations T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so thats not really anonymous, you'd have a conical area on a map that your usage/logins came from T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: just like that mitnick guy they caught T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you could clone their mac adress but for like $15 you could get a usb network card and not worry about yours being tracked back ever. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i disagree T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: A usb wireless card is pretty cheap, and MAC cloning doesn't matter in this instance T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but a wireless card won't strip all your identifying data from the http communication T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even your dhcp client data would be logged. version. operating system. build. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: let alone anything more complex. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: In this case it wouldn't matter, but if you don't want the government finding you either it get nastier. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, the government can find me easily. they just gotta watch where i use my credit card T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: plus you can't drive anywhere near where you're doing bad things. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No, it just gives you a way to access the internet without your normal IP, as long as you're not on your same home network T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay, but a normal ip isnt enough if you still go through the same local hub T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That's what I said, you can't be on your normal network. Also, you could try getting a mobile connection set up? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if you're using a single subnet or a single telephone exchange it cant be hard for someone with a hard on to find you T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded but if you're on someone else's network that uses your same isp there's a good chance you end up on the same network further downstream T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, i have nothing against mobile rigs, but solid state drives are expensive too T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I haven't been able to get my secure VPN account working on Ubuntu =( T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'd almost rather get a pair of disposable sata/eide's and plan for obscolescence, i.d.k. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's less that SSD's are expensive, it's that they're small. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but even with such a set up... i'd need a hardware firewall with some openbox and i'd need it to be stripping so much information to make sure that i'm not bleeding the identity through my http requests and datagram requests for dns T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: let alone the actual registration and usage patterns T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: my main puter has a 120gb SSD and like 10tb of other drives T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fuck ubuntu! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: windweaver no. aids came from fucking ubuntu T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm not sure how mobile = solid state T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: no thats from fucking windows... mybe a lil herpes or somethin but that never hurt anyone.. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded solid state drives are more capable of operating with gyroscopic/laurentian forces without it eating at the drive heads/motors T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i.e. in a car. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: knowingly infecting someone with an STD is a crime; at the very least, it makes the other person not want to sleep with you anymore. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: not to mention good r/w speeds over a red hdd T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yes, I'm running a 128GB right now, and it's not that neccessary even in a car, the laptop won't blow up T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda really? what if its a minor treatable std. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: And you wouldn't be in a car unless you want shitty speeds T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i thought it was only if the std could reasonably be expected to produce egregious bodily harm T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: then it's probably a misdemeanor. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Depends on the state. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: A moving target is harder to make a connection, period. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hanslanda chicks love stds.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded well, motorcycles are cheaper and faster, but a car is more resilient to elements, wind, and offers more privacy if you wanna stop and type T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I am so lost with where this conversation is going now T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease, not Stupendously Towering Dick. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lmao T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded indicus is concerned with ip traffic and anonymity in surfing T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'm more wondering about the internet permanent record/legacy approach. ten years from now do people know i looked for porn on google T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and you're talking about nexused usage of sites like hotmail or facebook as being a internet footprint nobody needs T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: OMFG now the fucking crack is going to blast bass through his shit trunk speakers, really it's just his trunk farting. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, you know, he's probably doing that to distract you while he pwn-sauces your wifi T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: not likely, unless there's some intersection between your porn searching and the badly-illegal stuff crazed adults are making laws to record searches of. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't have wifi, I live in a shit hotel. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nah, but google has lots of space. maybe its all still there later. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I mean it will be logged SOMEWHERE but nobody is going to give a rat's ass T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does the shit hotel have wifi? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm a homeless unemployed junkie T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, how do you pay the hotel? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: his bitches know how to handle his money T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: nope and it's too much effort to dig my awesome Asus router (oh it's sooo fucking sexy) out of my car. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Bitches ain't shit! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indic, does it have openbox on it? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: tell that to Heidi Fleiss T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: heidi fleiss lots so much of her credibility after having botox. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: http://www.asus.com/Networks/Wireless_Routers/RTN56U/ T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what does that have to do with having an army of loyal skanks? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's what a router should look like. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus answer the tell re: pricing T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: A router should fill up an entire 19 inch rack T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr, that's what she said T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I didn't have to pay for those. Well not more than a copay, my wife was a cripple so like $5 for 100 vicodin. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my neighbor offered to buy mine at 3 for a pill for the whole bottle... i told him no ( i am pretty sure its illegal.) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i was just wondering what the people buying from drug dealers like him pay T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I stopped smoking pot feb 4th and I can't pass a piss test (technically) so I'm a junkie and not qualified to be a greeter at wallmart T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thats too bad. the local walmart has policemen act as greeters T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: city uniforms and everything T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh you from Cali? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, so people who dont have wives with a connection, how much do they pay per pill when buying illegal prescription drugs? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you buy them? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't you have parents or grandparents? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I dunno, I was never much on the prescription drug thing. I did real drugs. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: anywhere from 5-10 bucks a pop depending on location and scarcity T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, do a curse -h vamp T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: windweaver ah i see. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so if my neighbor gets 10 a pill, and buys for 3... then he makes 7 per pill profit, minus his overhead T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: rofl, what overhead? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: driving to pick it up? not like it takes up inventory space. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: why the fuck is this on curse T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the scarcity in the area isnt there, but there's demand cause people don't use as prescribed... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: because nobody reads helpfiles. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: no drugs channel T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: zanion no, his customers all come to him, but he has a cell phone he relies on for business purposes T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn you should have swung buy when I poured 100 viks a bottle of that better stuff, and 2 bottles of soma down the toilet before I left. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: which in turn means that he could deduct it as a legitimate business expense. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, lady troubles" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they make creams for that, VD T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: zanion the amount of foot traffic from meth, pot, and pill heads here is just intense. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you mean I haven't gotten laid in 4 or 5 years then yeah I got lady troubles T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i feel like i'm living on an episode of cops some nites. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: what the fuck T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus i mean you said your wife is a cripple and connects you with pills, but you have left and dumped a bottle down the drain... did you leave her behind with no pain pills to suffer? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: zanion, its funny though, i can tell between police sirens and ambulance sirens now T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and one chick ended up getting tossed out with only one shoe on. turns out she's an ex girlfriend and has a kid with one of the guys T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No she stockpiles them for when money is tight or I've had enough and quit my job so no more health insurance. As soon as I did that she was all over wanting that divorce, we've been seperated for years but I kept helping her out T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I learned real young the difrence in those sounds T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmn. so let's say for example that money was tight ... how do you find someone willing to conspire to illegally purchase prescription narcotics? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got expelled from highschool for militart issue explosives lol. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug, they taught us a cadence about taking claymores to playgrounds where all the kiddies play. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ you shoulda just said mtv made you do it T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah but how of your co workers got shot in the head at your last job? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: many T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: post office? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh none. i was stateside ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yup in Goleta. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: VAMPYREDUD!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kojiro-chan! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: fucked up part was they were all good people and none of the assholes that chick was looking for. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus so how do you find another degenerate(no offense) willing to conspire to illegally purchase her prescription narcotics? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like do you go to a bar, a public housing complex, bus stop, what T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't. I know people. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oic. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how do you meet people like that? most the degenerates i meet are just my neighbor's customers that cant read apartment numbers T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm like a fucking magnent for them. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah. i see T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: First day out here in MI some junkie was telling me how they were scoring some wet. (even I won't touch that shit) I'm sure I could have gotten in on the buy. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i have the same magnetism for door to door televangelists T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the ones that make recordings of the door to door mission sessions T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i may even be on youtube T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wish I could some of those. I will rape their minds with gods cock. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Woot for christian school lol. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's why I buy the cheap boxers that don't have the little button keeping the piss flap closed. And after checking the door to see who it is, I quickly strip down to them before answering. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug you're too fried to even rape my mind with gods cock. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda you have created the next generation of pedophile priests T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The only one better at is my buddy, with his piercings and ear plugs. He was on his way to being a catholic priest. Oh watching him work their minds is a fun fun site. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but honestly, apart from the jackie chan film, i dont think i ever saw boxers with buttons T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, they learn that in seminary. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what order is he? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. he ' was on his way' what order ' was he' T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Do I look like a fucking woman? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, get your buddy on here. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who's your buddy? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: get your buddy on here bro. i wanna watch him lose =) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sound like one, too T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, too much m.j. makes your breasts feminine T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Um he's got a life, doesn't waste time on muds. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wish. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude watches as the entire mud lines up to play with Indicus's man-boobs. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It might suprise you but I'm not fat. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he gets all his nutrients from Calista Flockhart. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: does vicodin expire? I have an old bottle full I've kept for some reason T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: all drugs expire T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: not really. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: like if I'm ever diagnosed wth terminal cancer, I'd probably want to experiment with drugs before I die T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kojiro it does expire. most vicodin is mixed with paracetamol and hydrochloric acid. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: it might not be 100% strength though. But after 10 or so years. I'd toss it if it was opened. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the hydrochloric acid is corrupted in the presence of water or sunlight T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: yea it was opened. I never really needed it but the doc felt it necessary to write a 50 pill rx T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you can take the expired pill, and some ethanol and derive a useful product though T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I have kept it out of sunlight T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its not about if its opened, its about the moisture. much like a cello in a case. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you just need ethanol, filter paper, some glassware, a heatsource and the ruined pills... and some distilled water if you dont wanna taste ethanol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the expiration date on it is much shorter than they should be just incase you're reactive to biproducts of the degradation. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: what does that synthesize? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: not a vagina T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the dates you see printed on products are not expiration dates, but sell-by dates. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deathlok, did your mother teach you that a vagina is a dirty word, because vaginas are a dirty place? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: found an apple lover. kickem in the dick? vote.. lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm insanly resistant to drugs now. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: no, your mom did T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What you need is a cantalope and a microwave for that. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the best vaginas made from food are made from veal. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: vampiredude that sounds like a death recipe T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deathlok: lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'd rather have a large wedding in a nazi gas oven than cantelope in a microwave. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: the bottle says do not take with alcohol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got married in a bar. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus that sounds gay. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in the sodomy/anal penetration sense T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah you probably shouldn't mix meds. I can, you can't. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: what happens to a cantaloupe in a microwave? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, you can't elope in a microwave. so it gets married T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you do it correctly, it gets warm. And melons are already naturally moist. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mmmnm a warm moist melon along with a vaginal discourse. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who else wants veal. you bambi killers T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: do it incorrectly you end up with an exploded fauxgina you have to clean up, or one that scalds your dick. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda they have polymer napkins that fit in vaginas that will actually shock a penis that is inserted. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: oh you mean people microwave cantaloupe to emulate a moiset vagina? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: apparently they were manufactured first in hong kong, and now japan as well T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you mean those female condoms? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No I just went on ebay and bought a proper one. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus why did you buy a vagina on ebay, is it smaller and you want to transplant it onto your chick? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yes, they do, Kojiro. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I used to have a real job, back when I was doing drugs. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. transplanted earlobes for people that want to fuck you in the ear? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I found love and it came with a vagina so I haven't kept up with neo-classical masturbation methods T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: actually it was bigger. Most of those male sex toys are made lil men. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus yeah it seems like those toys are made for tiny men in hong kong and not big men in india and pakistan T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: most of those toys are molded on pornstar pussy, so size doesn't really matter anymore. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well they're usually not very deep. you end up wearing a 15lb cock ring. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: speaking of cock rings indicus, how much do they differ from percolator rings? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: why are you putting your dick in a coffemaker? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda to emulate a microwaved canteloupe? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if it will become an internet meme. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what, the cantelope? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not? it makes more sense than gits's left handed catchers mitt T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck no. kojiro is writing a note T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude hands Not Guilty Kojiro a bag of crispy ntoes, and you immediately plot to steal them from him. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: In pinch if you need a pipe screen you can unually find one on the kitchen or bathroom sink... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's like 1990s old. There are even instructions on how to make your own fake pussy out of pillows and hot water balloons. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What's really awesome is to take latex gloves, or condoms into a pool or spa and fill them underwater... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: get over here T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's a nice trick for having them fall off before you creampie your victim. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you don't use condoms on women. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if they're not on the pill T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or what if they're menstruating T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: condoms are for quick cleanup when you run one out. Women take care of that if you got one. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont want female menstrual blood all over my penis. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you could end up being that other, other kind of %1er T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: lol I'm gunna get punched by some of the women soon lol. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: there are no women on the internet T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: indicus when you make the 1%, you will become very scared of knocking some whore-bag up, so condoms are more appealing. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You lie everyone online is a hot girl between 18 and 21 in their panties who likes everything you like and want to meet. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: we're gonna punch him anyways. Some of us have women, and we have to occasionally show our support for Pussy Power T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: thsoe bitches practice kegels to squeeze the rubber off your dick T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda, whip of aardwolf drains the power of your penis T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I've got Miss Hoover 2011 on my side. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm allowed to be bitter cuz my wife was too stupid to figure out how to fill out divorce papers before I left. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: which means I'm still legally married. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and haven't been laid in 4-5 years. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: fill them out for her and make her sign, preferably while your dick is in her ass? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: women need things made easy for them T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: they don't like to "Work" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nope she said 'SHE' was going to take care of it. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's why Apple became so popular. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: and you trusted a woman you were divorcing? You took too many pills son T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: life stopped being simple once God said "Don't eat the apple!" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol what could she possibly do to me? I'm already homeless, unemployed and everything in my life fits into a lil 2 door alero. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Gods of Death love apples. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you gotta admit though, that is one sexy looking router... T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, 2 things T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: first off, the one shot of death note left off the scene where near tells the crappy-kira that he's gotta write his own name in the death note to become a real shinigami T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and secondly... your ex could still do plenty =) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, she could for example take out loans and so on =) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and put you further into debt. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: she could have her new beau steal your identity and sign your name on various things, rip off drug dealers, who knows . T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you could come back one day to find out there's a new you and you dont like him! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude comforts Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: lol with friends like mine that would be funny. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw, guys, when you shave hair of balls or pubic area bushes, how far up the midsection do you cut? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if only kojiro were here, i'm sure he shaves his balls. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude points excitedly at Not Guilty Kojiro! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well I'm not very hairy so it's pretty easy obvious on me where to stop. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: shaving is itchy T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: better to trim with scissors T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus really? i heard pot makes hair grow more. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: don't you have like zangief styled triangle hair? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost i dunno, the idea of scissors and balls seems... scary T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: yeah, I have nicked myself a couple of times T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My old friends are gangbangers and white trash nazis, T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: omg at the convos that go on in here T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost how many of those were intentional. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol it's just Jesse Wind. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: then my woman will kiss it better T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus really? i bet they'd like my neighbors. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: the moon is falling noooo!! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I've been online a long time, I'm chock full of useless perverted information. I used to run a porn bbs when I was 12. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: FUCK SUBWAY! You are not a fucking sandwich artist! If you're garbageman you're garbageman you are not a waste sanitation engineer/technician. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Now I'm going outside to the ecological breeding ground for botanical companios for a coffin nail. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ehnsomnyak: damn you reddit, you almost got me killed T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: gosh this place has been quiet si7nce i left T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: damn is a curse ? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Styliann: no damn isnt... see help damn T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: meh, there is no 'help shit' or 'help fuck' file to inform me if they are curses T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol you just tried those rtoo ? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost snickers with Tzadkiel about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: im awesome T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensivm. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensivl T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to himself. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensivp T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensivr T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: enough already T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Welcome to ignore. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: u dumbfucks made me spam myself T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: how fucking embaresssing is that. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too embaressing" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: sb jessejames T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost hits Jessejames's nose with a newspaper, "Bad Jessejames, Bad!!" T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensij T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensii T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Privi Leges: seriously? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: is that ten yet? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensio T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: "ignore jessejames" takes care of that T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: yeah had to iggy T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: ignored T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I mean, wtf? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: revenge u bastards T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensivk T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessejames: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensivw T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: I fucking hate lem dagor, been lookin for the same two mobs for forever now T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: this may help: T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: to get to panicked Tempest, go e2sw from start (The Storm Cruiser), then go back east withOUT taking that last south...taking that last south (to the cupboard room) returns you to calm Tempest T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: I know that.. but i can't find these two wave runner guys... the first mate and one thats eating T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: they're on the ship called the waverunner...it used to be klingon T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: (the reason for giving what it used to be called is so you can use the maps online) T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I need some fucking chili dogs damn it! T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: thanks, Abelinc T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you like putting weiners in your mouth? T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hell yeah, but I Bite and chew, so think twice before putting yours in there T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh that's not fair, they played an internet should be like hotdogs commercial T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: hell yeah, finaly found one of those fuckers T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm going to Steak N Shake and get some chilidogs anyone want anything?u T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I like my ranger/shaman, and not so much because of the shaman perks. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ROFLMAO, Mickey Mouse saying Christians are fucking retarded. I love Southpark lol. T3/r6/2012-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: When I was buying my chili dogs they had a truck parked out front that said DONG FANG on the side. It was like an Engrish sign saying Bite Wieners hehe... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Finally got a VGA cable. Everything is better on a big screen. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Fucking bullshit enemies teleporting me elsewhere at the end of a battle during double xp, straight bullshit T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lmfao. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: wish noteleport? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah that teleport stuff sucks. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I only have 800 qp's how the fuck would I make any wishes? Serious question. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: haha. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings to Agsded, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: MOAAAAARR Cps T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain giggles. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ask Jebus for more. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: whoa T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: its where all the cool socials are ... "Curse" T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: And another thing, I'm sick and tired of campaign targets being vague as FUCK. I had to kill "the man" today. Took 2 hours to find.what the game wanted me to kill because there were MANY men. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: help hunt trick T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You can't hunt a campaign target T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also help "Is the mud really out to get me or am I just a n00b" T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: yep help trick will often narrow down to just 1 man for you (or sometimes a few) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: hunt 1.man etc. the where n.man then look map T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: hunt 1.man etc. then where n.man then look map T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Not being able to hunt a campaign target is the whole fucking point of the hunt trick T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: but the hunt trick can be used on cp. Hunt sucessive ones... the one you cant hunt is your target... where that number and you know the room T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: test T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: There were not multiple copies of my target, there were simply multiple targets with similar names, and it just fucked up every time I tried. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That is also the point... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Did not work T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I went through this on the newbie channel already tonight T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: that is when the hunt trick DOES work ... read it again carefully T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I just half-ass it and run everywhere looking for the fucker I need to kill. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Hunt trick only works for me when there are multiple targets. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: for anyone* T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I'ma read it carefully later. Again. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor smacks Vakieh upside the head. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Considering at another point I killed the specificed target NUMEROUS times without it saying I actually did, I'd say there are definitely glitches present. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You'd be wrong T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Then I will screenshot it next time for you T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: you'd still be wrong T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Then you'd still be ignorant T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Did you actually read the helpfile? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It explains exactly what you're seeing... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you killed a target like yours...just not yours T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lol. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Are you even reading what I'm typing?? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Put simply, the man you see might actually not be the man you're looking for T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It said [Target] beside the mob, and it didn't count. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You're doing hunt tricks...on quest targets? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The fuck is wrong with you? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Maybe your cock is so big it's covering the 'wo' on the screen. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No, jesus. This is why I asked you if you were even reading. You missed the part where I said "and in another instance", T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Different complaint altogether T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: So, you feel you have discovered a quest bug that more than 10,000 unique characters have missed, instead of feeling maybe you fucked up somewhere? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm saying shit fucks up sometimes. Other shit has glitched as well. I just bitching, and did not require an anal probe by you. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: agsded, we're reading what you wrote...and it is what you believe you experienced...but that's merely because you're inexperienced in how they work T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I miss when a simple statement like "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" was true. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I can tell you unequivocably that in my personal 28,700 quests and 2,033 campaigns, this has never happened T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Good to hear T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: your sample size of 30 quests and 2 campaigns has not been great enough for you to understand how the system really works T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you're incorrect in how you interpreted what you've seen T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: At what point did I say I was filing a complaint? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you're making statements...those statements are false T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: This is curse. You bitched. We are pointing out that the recipient of your bitch should be you, not the mud :-P T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So it's my fault that I was teleported by a mob during double xp? Because that was my first bitch. I was merely bitching. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nobody was responding to your teleport bitch T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: "it just fucked up every time I tried, did not work, I killed the MOB NUMEROUS times and it didn't register", etc are the points we're attempting to teach you about T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: we're more than willing to help with your understanding of how the game works, which will help you not feel the need to have that particular bitch in the future T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh jesus T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: or you can continue in ignorance and rage about it whenever you come across cases where there are multiple-keyed MOBs with that name T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It's just a text-based game, I was just bitching, mainly to Indicus and people normally on this channel that like to bitch with me. I wasn't asking for a lecture or a lesson from someone who has spent way too much time on here. So leave me to bitch and have fun with the people that are normally bitching with me. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: "STOP LEARNING AT ME" -Agsded T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: if you don't want to be corrected, then don't make claims that aren't true T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and if you want your bitches to be only for certain people, help ftalk...speak on public channels and anyone who wants to may respond T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Kk children. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: but I do appreciate you letting us know right off the bat that you have no interest in learning how to play T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Indeed. I stated that. False statements are abound, non? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: yes, you did state that...you may want to check out "curse -h agsded" :-) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Wow Ags, how did you access that huge menu of tools that are helping you? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Wha T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: spoke in public, of course :-) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pat Indicus on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You havent been on here in the past 8 nights that I've been on. Our bitchings have gone unnoticed until tonight. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: And we have done a lot of bitching. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm no bitch!!!! I'm a huge dick! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That's why I like you T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I mean wait what T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Warning Indicus, No personal attacks against yourself! Everyone is here to protect you! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: may be one...too bad you don't have one }:> T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus is the biggest bitch! Good thing you told him off. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's a failed statement. If I didn't have a dick why would I be online? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Privi Leges: - T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Buzzkills abound tonight. Sigh. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I didn't say you didn't have a dick... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: it's just the size of it that my statement commented on ;-) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pouring yourself a glass of Corvoisier, you ask Indicus 'How dinky is your wang?' T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: even a 2cm one is still technically a dick T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: that social rocks abe T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bag Lady Tikuranari: Even after 3 years, curse exists still only for penis talk T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: curse has been around much longer than 3 years ;-) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The internet is for Porn!!! (Trolling is just something to do durring downloads) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Being on here for three years sounds quite sad. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bag Lady Tikuranari: But I haven't ;) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's like when I log onto IRC and see the same people in there 15 years later. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Indicus you've leveled up a goodly amount since last we spoke. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: when was that? Noon? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Would have been around 18 hours ago. I haven't been playing much today. Papers to write and shit. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you spend so much time in the loo, you should perhaps change your diet. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I had to sleep and watch tv and porn... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Or all 3? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the loo? you mean the crapper, shitter, ass juice collection room... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Merry Christmas, shitter's full T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Best Website name ever wemovesh.it T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Not sure why my professors think I can spend all weekend writing papers without eating a bullet. Pass the bowl Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Right meow T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Lmfao. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You know I can't get get weed cuz I can't get a job cuz I doctor told me to smoke pot. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: or because you speak with that eloquence :-) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I know that you know that that's bullshit and you can just start SELLING DAT GRRRRRREEEEEN T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: lol I'm taking hits about how I type from someone who calls it speaking. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: 1 last CP mob. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor is a pig. He just coughed at Agsded, covering him in spittle. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: suuuuure T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Rape him thoroughly, and then his children. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pop out Agsded's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: start like that T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Use you're Dohmer sodemy stick on him! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You slap Indicus with your cock! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: finish like that T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lol skullfuck emote :) what will they think of next T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: then when he's asleep... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You sneak up behind Agsded, and shove your balls in his face as he turns around! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: there is a skullfuck emote? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lucky agsded T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: social, yup T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid seems to be waving at flies. What's he up to? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You tjopp the hell outta Bolalipid. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Haha I wonder if I have to pass a piss test to be a Hummus Sampler. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Wonder where abe gets those socials from... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I'm sure you could get a job as a professional cumguzzler T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori laughs out loud at you. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: make sure "nocurse" is off, type "social" for a list...or check out the list at my website T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I could :) funny you say that....one year I was a baby polar bear for a living T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol why a polar bear? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: did you suck the mama polar bear's teat? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I was speaking from their point of view T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: brb T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Best thing about Jesus was that he wasn't a stupid christian T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor agrees! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I'm trying to install XP on amachine, and have got a 11 year old XP disc, oh the fun T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Why would you do that? Just say no. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: IMO XP > Other Windows OS. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 7 is awesome sauce T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: seven is a really solid OS T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Maybe. But it's still windows. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: XP is nice better than vista...But the main point is that the machine is old T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I really need to try Linux. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: windows 7 is better:P T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rofl ^ T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I love the classic shit. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Old machine, 3GHz P4, 2,5GB Ram, you get the point T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: that's old?! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: 7 isn't awesome, it's better than xp in many ways but it's still a fucked up outta the box system. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: XP still has my vote T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: whahahahaha T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: can't game properly on any non-windows OS T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: so windows it is T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: 3GHz P4 id 8 yrs old! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I am gaming on a non windows os right now. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If you game you don't have a choise. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods at Averan. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Silly Ranrr...muds don't count :-P T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Ah, did not know that. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I really need to RMA that $500 video card sitting in my car lol T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: You'd better Indi T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol if I RMA that card and sell it I won't have to work for a month T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: The stupid part is that I've been usng the same disc for years (>20 installs) and now I have authentication problems and I need to run around for drivers...Damn T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: just download a new sp2 or sp3 disc. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Download from where? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The internet. Shhhhh... you can look at boobs while you do it too,. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid tickles Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: How do MUDs not count as games ? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: They are indeed games. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Or was that sarcasm. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: They are games and more T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Exactly. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: They're games for smarter people. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: five crowns is a good game T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you doubt people here are smarter log onto COD MW3 and just listen. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: When I said gaming I meant 3D gaming etc, the games that largely only run on a PC. So yes you can game on linux or even Mac OS, but you're limitting your options and making things a lot harder T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: smart people do and dont alot of different things...what you're looking for is someone you have intellectual pursuits in common with T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I scream about people sucking my cock on COD...(lies, I haven't played COD since #2) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: wouldnt there be alot more to it than sucking? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: MW3 was as bad as BO. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Vak doesn't wear pants so he can keep other peoples job to simply sucking and leaving T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Do you know this for a fact. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh has a Glory Hole in his pants. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: How you think I'm making rent without a job T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite still thinks there's more to it than that... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm getting back at those asshole with their fucking herd of screaming children. There's some southpark thing that's pretty much just all swearing and offensive stuff, so I got it turned up just enough so they can hear cartman through the wall T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Sad part is, it's probably the same thing they hear at home all day. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Bi-Lingual Hispanic Transalator.... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: As opposed to? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ooo lets all go apply for LOCAL CHURCH -- SEEKS HELP GROWING -- TO HELP THE GREATER GOOD. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Seeking women of all shapes and sizes, 18 to 80. Transexuals, Midgets, Dwarfs. Adult Women of all shapes and sizes, Big women, small women, wild women. If you enjoy sex, and who doesn't. Why not make some LEGAL MONEY while having fune? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Is the difrence between midgets and dwarves the beard? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML <-- Somehow I imagine this being 2 guys. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I hope my fucking retirement check comes soon. Fucking postal service! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aarfari hopes someone can give him some letters to cheer with. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gadclaxon: hey T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slowfoot drops his pants and gives you the vertical smile! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: which do you think would be worse? Finding out that a proud Scotsman doesn't wear anything under his kilt, or that the proud Scotsman was actually proud Scotswoman? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck it's hailing in aylor T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, nobody on gossip wanted to be my friend, what about you folks on curse? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe raises an eyebrow. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: arxe, its spelled abudhabi, with an H T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: fuck no, these aliens mein fuhrer wants are bad enough! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they give me the willies! :( T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: XD thank you sir! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no problem! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: i guess my whereabouts are official, then? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe GOS CLUBIN LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you think glowsticks are a phallic symbol? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: for mutants, i suppose... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: The Amazing Ty uses them to fill her urethra. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: once, she stuck a real dildo in there! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i have 8 extra tp tokens. what should i do i wonder. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should change my name. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Give 4 to Abradix, and TP enchant something a couple times. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: buy a trivia spellup pot. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vampireman or something instead. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what about vampirehamster ? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: DeVamped? :P T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: um. no. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what about ... um. LibraryDude ? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or AardDude or something T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. geodude? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck thats taken T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: -shrug- to each his own... The whole pronoun thing as a name is a lol old though :P T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: um but a dude isnt a pronoun T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: learn 2 english plz T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Change name to Slowbro :O T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno, slowbro cant evolve unless some one clamps his tail T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I choose you! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude is chosen and is no longer preterite. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw, abelinc, you're nomnenclature-ready right? what's the extension of tertiary used for the number 8 ? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, bigmeanbull has been offline for 1230 days ... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck even charizard's name is taken T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmn, waiban's name isnt taken, but in america he's called reshiram now right? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking pokemon always giving the good pokemon to japan first T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie: obviously you idiot, they're the ones who created it T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shellfishie, thats no reason to be stingy. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck another 20+2 quest T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why cant i ever get a fucking break from high qp T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyone know if lorena bobbit remarried? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sure T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: married a giant penis T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k. thanks colori T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you're better than a magic seven ball T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Wow AT&T is the worst fucking ISP. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Pathetic lag. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that's not true. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: 1 of the worst. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you forgot about AOL T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Rofl never used it so I wouldn't know. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Even so, it can't be any worse than AT&T. I doubt they have as many DSL drop offs. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, thats just because they want you to switch to fiber/uverse T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its a marketing ploy T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Good 1 moment, bad the next not to mention they have the lowest customer satisfaction. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Or should I say lower than Verizon. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Heard Comcast was good and Verizon FiOS very good. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: verizon is expensive though T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Don't forget, so is AT&T for their quality. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: I say Verizon balances out. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: man this channel is so quiet x.X T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nobody talking about panites or porn or politics or nothing T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, shala hasnt even logged on for 1501 days, no wonder nobody has any panites T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so where the fuck is everyone?? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: there is no one here T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: why the hell not??? its prime playin time!! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: oh buggery T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: is it really that bad that that lil bit of comics was THAT hysterical?!?!? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm here. But I'm hungry. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: dam im almost lvl 30 already.. it happens so fast..! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: indicus how about some ramen noodles!! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ive got plenty.. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Pass some over. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i hate fish! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor gasps as he realizes what ^~SireN~^ Oceania did. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: that would rule but I odn't have a pot to boil water in T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Oceania what kind of fish have you eaten. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: indicus ill boil em first man.. what your address ill mail em over lmao.. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: all the fish, hake, snoek T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: whats so bad about fish god damnnn... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol I'll pass on old ramen noodles, there's a steak n shake down the road T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: you live in mobile?!? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i like steak T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: cuz theres only 1 steak n shake.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops ^~SireN~^ Oceania! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i hope you suffocate in that fucking cloud.. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Oceania wtf do you eat lol. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: McDonalds. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: apparently not fish anymore T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: or even worse Mcd Fish Filet! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i ate beans T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ughh.. fuck McDonalds... T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Out of nowhere, 'I ate beans.' T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: in the god damned ear! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fish in the beans? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: nooo beans in tomato sauce dammit T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so beans fish n tomato sauce.. sounds naasty.. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: NO FISH! I HATE FISH T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver smacks Oceania in the face with a fish! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: twice! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: urg! I hate the smell of fish to! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: too bad.. i bribed indicus with ramen noodles to hide dead raww fish in your car tonight while your sleeping.. :// T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i got a owie T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania looks around for a hurt to clean up and make all better. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania . o O ( so quiet... ) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well this sucks.. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wat? U? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: bored.. noone talkin bout nothin interesting.. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: how about blue gum trees? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: cum trees? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: euwie T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: lmfao T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ha.. i cant believe im the funniest one in here.. this is ridiculous im not a funny guy.. quite boring really.. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Oh, none of us are contesting that, Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i just smoke a LOT of pot.. :)) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well im glad you agree with me Jhav T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor nods. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: time to do last minute homework. Byeee T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver nod T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor rolls on the floor laughing at Windweaver's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ah fuck it all then.. im just gonna go the hell to bed.. god damn work again in the morning.. i cant take this shit much longer.. might just off myself tomorrow.. stay tuned.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Pfft hell. T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: q_q T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: come on don ya want details of me bleeeedinnnggg wrists??? T3/r6/2012-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ahh whatever you people are no fun.. I love me to much to kill me.. :) night erryone! and p.s. FUCK YOU! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: GOOD FUCK. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: GLOBAL RESTORE SAVED MY ASS. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Yes...hmm...Fuck is good *nod*nod* T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: We could all use some cuddy right now, indeed. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Why the fuck do people feel the need to share their whole fucking life history with me? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: because you're so sensitive. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: my life is hard, listen to me complain for hours T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: people share their stories for many reasons, and you're either a healer or you make people nervous or they're hot for you :) the hard part is figuring out why each person does, T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Or they're whiny emo bitches. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: On my way back from getting a burger 3 hours ago someone saw me in the hall. Now we're best friends. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Staring at tits and/or crotch works, depending on gender. Unless it's the hot for you type of sharing. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Not many people open up to people leering at them. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's never a woman, I'm like a magnent for straight guys. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: it's probably subconscious of them, but you are pretty interesting T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: (the crotch staring works guy on guy) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: must be your feminine attributes. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Depending on who you do it to, you either end up in a conversation on hand lotion, or the other guy bolts. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't even belive half the stuff he said. It didn't make a lot of sense. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I have a feeling I might get suprise sex when we go out later to look for work. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Surprise buttsecks? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: nah, he's attracting people...he's probably right T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I guess I should have looked at his crotch, if he's packing a yardstick I would skip the invitation... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Best case scenario? He is putting on lipstick to a band like Toto, while he straddles a long bore rifle. Also, he just crossed the word "Indicus" off a list he has pinned to his desk, entitled, "People to kill". T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: This could end up like the scene in RockNRolla where Onetwo is tied to the bed... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I was actually going for Billy Madison, but oh well... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: On the plus side, in those 3 hours we talked I almost finished downloading the new episode of Comicbook Men T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: My queue has the new Grimm and Once upon a time. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Also I decided to try Secret Circle, because Trez mentioned it this morning, and upon looking at the cast, they are all hot. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I still laugh at the comercials for what's comming out soon on DVD since they're all sitting in my car for 2 weeks lol. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: ...try living in Australia... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: We have MASSIVE bus side ads...WALKING DEAD SERIES PREMIERE! 28.3.12!!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: To which I say FUCK YOU THIS IS WHY I PIRATE MOTHERFUCKERS T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I actually stopped watching that show a couple episodes ago, it got boring. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: too much generic TV drama, not enough terrible zombie murder T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Well, the front runner just left, so hopefully the new blood takes a machete to all the bitches. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah after 4 episodes of nothing happening I'm done with it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: have any babies dies, and/or rapings T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: if not, not very true to source material T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Oh god, 28 days later...much better than the pc fucktrip they gave us as a sequel T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Woohoo comic book men is finished 4.5 hours. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 28 days was such a good look at it phsychologically T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 4.5 hours? The fuck are you on dialup? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: psy* T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Pretty much, they got the speed capped around 56KB T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Could be worse could be 56Kb. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll be really pissed if it's just Ubuntu being a cocksucking piece of shit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Ubuntu is not your mom, don't worry. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah you gotta pay my mom. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You know what would be REALLY cool? If Starling's mum popped onto aard for a q & a T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Why would that be cool? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Q1) Why does your son/daughter hate you so much. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I have actually tried to get her to play before, but she wasn't interested. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: My mom is too stupid play. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: These womens birthcontrols are fucking scarry. If you use this there's a 1% chance your vagina will explode and then go on a murderous rampage and eat the neighbors cat. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum rolls on the floor laughing at Indicus's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: One looked like a grappling hook and says it might rip through your uterus. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm eating a banana, it looks like a penis! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Dude. lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: eat it sideways so you dont look like your blowing it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: good news is if he rapes me It'll end my 5 year dry spell T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: girl look at that belly ....like a bowl full of jelly ......as seen on the telly.....it sticks out. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You tell shitty jokes, and you should feel bad about it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: k another one.... this is nice.....an old guy is walking down a road when he sees this lady with the best boobs ever..... full on perfect to the nipple.....so he goes up to her and asks her "will u let me bite ur boobs for 100 dollors?"..........she says no way.......guy says "okay ....hows about a millon dollors?"..... she thinks for some time and says yes.... so he starts doing all sorts of things to her boobs....feeling them .... licking them.....squeezing them.....finally lady gets irritated and says "bite them already".... old dude says "nah too expensive" T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: and your spelling is horrible too T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: jesseback what does a aperfect nipple look like? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://imgur.com/E5FHL T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Not that. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuckit. That joke was sick T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: its lame and sick but its fucking long T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I don't trust any link from vakieh, what is the picture of? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: lol. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania giggles. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback humps ^~SireN~^ Oceania's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback grins evilly at ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: im sexy and i know it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shit in a cow pasture is not sexy, sorry T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: it is compared to you. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm winces in agony. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: btw arent u the one who always says "no personal attacks please" T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: funny how that works huh T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Why yes, yes I am. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: u act like a nerdy bum...."why yes ,yes i am."haha T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: She wasn't attacking she was speaking the truth jesse T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm shivers uncomfortably. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: truth is too liberal T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, I am pretty nerdy. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: But I'm not a bum. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: hes is she! okay fine ......arse T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: shes nerdy and she knows it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: if a woman asks u a question...you beter tell the truth. Because chances are shes asking coz she already knows the answer T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: nobody asked me anything T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Jesse is probably a lesbian T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: and if you lie you're burning a bridge you might want later T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm is so sick that he tells everyone "I gotta barf!". T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Naaah lesbians are cool :D T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: first off ....im a guy.....secondly ...u must be a shemale. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar looks down...definitely all female T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: You only have one parent you know why? Your mother and your father were the same person :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I have a friend who can do that T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm snickers with Gwynyfar about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: he menstruates AND had a baby with a bulldyke T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: guys u suck at insults T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: gwynyfar hey dont worry .....u seem very nice....i like u....and i know u dont mean to target me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: No I don't.... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: She likes bratty little kids, so you're right up her alley. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: u kind of do. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm beams with pride at Starling. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i know ....haha im talking with a bunch of moms. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: because you don't have friends your age ;) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shouldn't these moos get offline and go back to doing TMIJITW? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: you guys having fun picking on people :) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: ......yep....i dont have many pen pals....:( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: what a retard :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: my friends dont understand the fun of teasing bored housewives T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: with your tongue? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i dont mean u. ur kind. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, we have that in common, at least. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nothing like making fun of their poor decisions to loaf shit and be stuck at home changing shit filled diapers T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo starling. how old r u. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: 30 T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: you don't ask a lady that T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: starling what if they can hire a mexican nanny to change the shit filled diapers? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm THWAPS Jessesback for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: or better yet a jamaican one? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: wow....quite the age gap between us.btw u dont ask a man his age and a lady whats in her handbag T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: then its probably ok kojiro T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: your so ignorant jesse T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: YOU'RE T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i know..... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The saying is don't ask a woman her age, or what's in a woman's handbag. Men aren't so touchy. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh fuck....i thought people here were ignorant...fuck u u wosecrack. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: wisecrack i mean. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: some are...but arguing with an idiot proves there are 2 :) (I have to remember this as well) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: y u so mad, bro? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: UMADBRO!!??!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: IMADBRO! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i had to undergo child marraige and my wife left me a week ago. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: WEMADBROS T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback bursts into tears. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: did you shag her? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: that is soooooo rude. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: no wonder she left you :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: jesse mad. jesse smash. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: jesse weird as fuck T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: teen chicks dig dicKs :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: no wonder she left u T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: my motto when I was 16 :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: teen chicks also have tight pussies T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: and not so much gross fat that women pick up T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: depends kojiro... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: first of...ur all attention whores.....second i was kidding....child marraige.....haha what the fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: your a family whore T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: says the lonley housewife... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling pats Jessesback on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You bore me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I'm a male you faggot T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: the problem with fucking teenage girls is you have to see ID first and make sure it's not fake T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback moves toward Starling seemingly wanting to shag. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: ....hey so say u.......but how do i know? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Gay... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: IM SO COOOOLD T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i knew..fucking homo T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: if you need to talk, I'm good at stuff like that J T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: talk about what? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: anything.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: fine .....talk! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania rubs against Jessesback and purrs contentedly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: jesse... you need more words to describe yourself or is fucking homo all you got? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: you've been through apparently alot, and getting picked on isnt gonna help T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i was using it on u......AND OH MY GOD......I HAVE NOT UNDERGONE FUCKING CHILD MARRAIGE.....ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING LEGAL.......OH MY GOD... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: but stealing and sellign children is legal... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: relax jesse... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: IF you're CPS... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania massages Jessesback's shoulders. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: ok I get it...yer full of it...I'm stepping out :) xoxo T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh come on man......i was joking.....believe me all right.....and im sorry if i hurt u. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo gwynyfar r u from mexican? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Mexican isn't a country T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: At least I don't think it is. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh come on...im a human...i make mistakes. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Oh it's a country. And people who come from Mexican are known as Mexicancans. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Yeah I've noticed T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ur human, im hungry T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Ahh thanks Jhav! Learn something new every single day. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Sigh, no cancan social :( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: nope ....they r called boobed whores. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior sits in the corner, sobbing loudly: he can't find a drag! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: bitch ass social T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i are thirsty now T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: ahhhh roque.....hi man. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: or lady....or any sort of odd gender. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yeah hey jesse T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: how u doin? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im fucking peachy and you T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: hey...yo look..."===>" this is alestorms penis when highly mmagnified T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Nice he just proved he gay :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli groans loudly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yep....i just drew a homos penis......call me gay people. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Hey now, there's nothing wrong with being gay T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: your the homo and you proved it :O T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dude ....u said that thrice.....fine im home...call me what u like as long as it satisfies ur guilt of unintensionally being attracted to the same sex. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: your pathetic I'm wasting my time T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesses, sorry, you are too hairy like one of those gaulish ethnicity guys. not even hairy women are attractive. let alone hairy men who flaunt their shlong in text T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: shut the fuck up ill bend you both over and skull fuck you but that doesnt make me gay T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roque, my skull is male. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I loved those east-germany women shotputters who weighed 150 kilos and had a moustache and armpit hair T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roquewarrior btw, are you related to the musician whose website is www.tallrichard.com ? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ometotchli, those werent east german women, those were finnish men T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yesssssss........im showing of my hairy penis in a text based game.....quite an imagination there T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Nah, couldn't have been T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude beats Jessesback with his =|=L=E=G=O=S=W=O=R=D=>! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no im not and i dont give a fuck if your skull is male T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: exactly. straight men don't fuck other men's male skulls T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori laffs at (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: incidentally, here's a real mind boggler for you.... if a guy has klinefelters syndrome and therefore has both male and female chromosome pairups.... is even possible for him to be gay/straight/transgendered? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cause most states care more about genomes than they do sex organs T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: hey....listen to this...i know a bum who wants to be a vampire.....i ask him why and he says ......im tired of eating all the time. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jessesback, say the words ' silly boy' without a lisp. cmon. practice it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: thilly boy T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jessesback, you thilly boy. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dude i dont have lisp......vampthpirebuy T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yes you do thillyboy.... thith ith an interventhon. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude slices Jessesback's tongue out for rudely licking him. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori tries to wear an 'I FINGERED Tom Cruise BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT!', but is too inexperienced. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: vampiredude r u a father? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jessesback no, your mom used a sponge when we went at it. im not your father T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i am however wearing a cup supporter. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dude im serious man....no jokes....im not planning to tease u. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no one wnts to duel thats in my range that fucked up T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori laffs at RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i would roque, but im busy trying to find a way to roll a tanker roll and google is being a loqui type bitch about it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: go laugh at your crooked teeth T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I'll duel you RoqueWarrior T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: ill laugh at your retardedness..hows that T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ometotch, be careful, you're finnish. he used to fuck a finnish man during the olympics remember T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori kisses RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli gasps in astonishment. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: But that's ok, so did I T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: o.O T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: sure you would i want a duel not a slaughter T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe it was the same man T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you could duel for his schlong. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I should ask him some time :) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you finnish people prefer schlongs or phalluses? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: does anybody know ho to elongate their penis?im serious...no jokes. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: phalluses T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesses does it involve nipple weights? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Put it in a taffy stretching machine. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jhav that machine is too hot, it will sear the flesh T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori goes ooOOooOOoo at Jhav. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: and you could just skip the duel vamp and suck my dick T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roque no, i'm sorry, but i swore and oath that prevents me from doing that T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: awww roquewarrior is trolling for a bj! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: something about the 'defense of marriage act' i think its googleable T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: unlike tanker rolls T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori not just a bj, he wants a bj with fangs T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: haha T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: he literally wants his penis pierced by somebody's dental canines T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dude im serious.....tell me man. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i guesa he wants you to suck the life out of him... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli makes gross slurping sounds as he stares hungrily at your neck. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesses, its simple, you have to keep enough blood in there for muscle growth, and then you have to keep it elongated, either through a sling, weights, or cradling it in your hands T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: people used to use a rock to keep it fully stretched and then would sit or fall asleep in that position. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: nah you sound more twilight vampish so no piercing with fangs just a good old glitter fairy bj T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: u mean shagging dont u. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but in modern times people prefer to just use some string and a light weight, 2-4 ounces T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo what about girth? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: for girth you gotta drink fluids. a gallon every morning before your vitamins + minerals T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: rhino horn T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: does that include water? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roquewarrior, are you ready for some angioplasty? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesseback yes, but not vodka T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sadly vodka shrinks your penis. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont think its the vodka itself, but the benzoate additive, but idk for sure T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: wow...thats odd. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah, well, for years they didnt know that sudan food coloring caused cancer either T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nowadays they mostly just use it for paint and semtex. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: mine is three and a half inches....how small would u call that?im 16 T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: that's a largely irrelevant argument, as food control boards didn't exist back then, and do now. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesse, this channel's supposed to be for 18 and up isnt it? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: so says u. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan, keep talking like that and see if you wake up to a semtex lunchbox :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: tell me now. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesses, sorry, i don't tell such things to minors :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you can fuck a squirel with 3 and a half inches T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: go find a jesuit priest, i here they like young boys T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: 16 is way too old for them T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: also way to attack the substance of my argument T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan what if he's small for his age T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think what he said about 3.5 is small enough for most jesuits T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: why bother with small 16 year olds, when you can just go straight for the 8 year olds? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan its called ' sloth' T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli is agreeing with that Averan person again... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh come on.....just tell me....if i can tease u guys im old enough for this shit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if they have a 16 yo nearby, you think they'll dump them and hunt for an 8 yo? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: he has 5 years to grow a dick so maybe you can have 4 inches when you 21 T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesses, sorry, maybe you should learn not to tell people your age when asking for such advice T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: thats too less. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roquewarrior, you only said that because you're hoping somebody will ask you how long you are T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jessesback, ask yourself a very important question, are you asian? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh fuck u....why does that matter? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i dont know how long my dick is wouldnt help asking T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: because it affects what' normal ' lengths are T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: because asians are small, so if you are then you're at leasting batting average T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: if you're black, you're fucked T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan oh cmon, what about those pygmie tribes T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: im indian. thats it...im using drugs. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Curry muncher :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: sardic whore.....dont define people like that. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan, so what's a typical penis length for the black men you've sucked? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: null T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jessesback when you say indian, like any particular part? do you know hindi? punjabi? malayalam? tamil? what? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: malayali. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah in english its usually written malayalee . T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im south african we just use our dicks we dont measure and compare them T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: hmmmm.... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jessesback so like , ca nyou translate simple words to english, like ' ningalko ' ? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roquewarrior, jacob zuma is your role model? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yep......how do u know malayalam. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck that piece of shit my role model is wit wolf T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i know lots of things... why? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: ur indian aint u! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, i'm american X.X T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: coooool.hows america. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sucks. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like roquewarrior in a gay bar. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: full of fat people T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude points excitedly at RoqueWarrior! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: why? i thought u guys were full on built and all. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: americans are the ones who made broke back mountain you bastard you all sick fuckers T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: a lot of corruption. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Definitely a good thing T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and yet idiots like you keep talking about it..so that must mean you are either hoping it happens to you or some thing like that T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pats RoqueWarrior on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: the only oone thing i like abt india is the fucking easy accent and the way we can jack people. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, you do not spandex isnt meant for men to wear T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesses what about the weather? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: hear you can fuck an american girl just by jumping on and holding on T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: true that......still a virgin though. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roquewarrior speaking of that, did your mom shave her bush yet? those crabs are a pain T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: weathers not that good....very hot. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: nah i wouldnt know she dead so probably not you should stop fucking her though its unhealthy T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what. undead chicks fuck well T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its ok to crack open a cold one now and then T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: true that for one they cant say no or run away so i get your point T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i have a low eteriour maturity rate...i dont even have one hair on my face...its a genetic thing...guess thats why my dicks so small. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or maybe you're not eating the right foods. some animals have enough steroids in them in america to make teenage girls grow facial hair T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but you know that a lot of cactii have steroid precursors in them, you just have to boil them first to get past all the acids T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: really....what do i eat? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fat and hairy thats fucked up T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont know what you eat now T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: make sure to get enough of your food groups and proteins though... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hair itself is mostly made from the sulfur bonded proteins you get from eating meats, fish, and certain nuts T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i eat a lot of chicken n egg but no good. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but in terms of steroid precursors, there are some foods that have more than others. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: eat furry clam it has all the right ingredients T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its a long thing to explain T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but for example, a number of cactii and bean plants are both good choices T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you really gotta mix them or it tastes awful though T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i aint getting cacti here T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: boiled pine tar/pitch tastes better than boiled cactus, even if boiled cactus has the right stuff =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not? they grow wild there. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if it were me i'd rather grow my own, even though since they grow in graveyards many people are hesitant to have them in the house T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but hey, with a name like vampire-dude, i'm not afraid of a graveyard am i T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers around himself intently. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: hey.....yo ......try asking me any question u feel like and im gonna jack u the indian way. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay.... what was the name of that guy that assasinated gandhi? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: ive only seen weed and grass grow here in our graveyards thats something most people would want around there houses T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: whatever his name is ...that only his name is! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: try contradicting that. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i could, but i dont need to, i already know his name. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: nah....u couldnt dare tell me that my anwer wasnt exact. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: who shot 2-pac mother fucker T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nobody. he faked it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: tupac is fuckin lame T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori not as lame as your gimp of a sister T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: but how the fuck would you know for sure T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: what....ghandhi faked his death! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jesses, no, tupac :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gandhi slept around too much to not get killed. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: huh....damn that was odd. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: gandhi was the man he died for a good cause then T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: fine guys bye.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bye! come back in 3 years T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: or tommorrow T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: then we talk about the clit T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: the clit the clit the clit is on fire we dont need no water let the mother fucker burn T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roque, would you burn an american flag if it was retired? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: hey its the druid T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: heh T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey its that sneaky guy that cycles his friend list T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yes it is T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: you were inactive T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you coulda texted me T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: ... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im never inactive T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: we wish you would be T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roquewarrior does your ampullae of lorenzini itch? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: go fuck yourself colori cant remember chatting to your punk ass T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i dont itch anywhere T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: roque is that cause you never stop scratching? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no its cause your mother lick me all over with her dirty mouth and killed the itching germs T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: actually saliva dries and makes you itch more :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i have a lot experience with this. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: then her saliva all fucked up T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: not just hers, its the same with your mother and your brothers saliva T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so she licked you to T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and man it turns out my armpits were ticklish but she wouldnt stop T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: my brother? Fuck never knew i had one whats he doing for a live? Making you bend over? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck yeah. i just got 12 experience points for looking at somebody's inventory T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: really haven't seen anyone that excited about looking at some guy's junk before T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it was the experience. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: by the way, chimeishio, did you know that in wisconsin drivers dont need insurance to drive? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, i'm surprised that ' curva' was allowed to use a name that translates to ' whore' as their aard name. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe none of the imms understand foreign languages ... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: curva which language? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost hungarian, romanian, and armenian all have it as a word for whore, and some of the ussr member nations recognize it from common usage and recreational tourism to those regions T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: not that i have anything against prostitution, its legal in a lot of countries T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: so you're surprised that none of the imms knowm Romanian, Hungarian or Armenian? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost, yes? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost why would i not be surprised by this? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I am not surprised T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, i guess i have higher estimations of the imms and their linguistic cunningness than you do T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you think there's any policy thing that would mean i should like note the imms about it and maybe link them to a site like freedict.leo.org's exact page for it? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or is it not really touching on any rules? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost? you're an advisor right? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: Yes VampireDude T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost, so is there like a rule or policy or anything on names that deals with such things? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its been like ages since i got my name T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I am investigating T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah , k. i'll leave you to it then T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: VampireDude, if you are genuinely concerned, please send a personal note to the Imms T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: Okay! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k, its done T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: of course, since i cc'd you, i guess you already saw it was done X.X T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: cool T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost out of curiousity which langauges do you think are more popular with the imms? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I would be guessing T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh ok. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wasnt valkur or somebody from central europe? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost shrugs in response to (Friend) VampireDude's question. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. k =/ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, afk til quest ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: On English Wikipedia, 'Curva' is an Italian name for curved seats at a sports stadium T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: in romanian it means slut T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: honorable, yeah, we know that already T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but vost says the admins don't know romanian. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Vost. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: That's not what exactly what I said T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: right. i'll let vost speak for himself T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but he lacked surprise that admins might not know romanian T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyways X.X T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey honorable, do you know romanian? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: yea T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I said that I wouldn't be surprised if none of the Imms knew those languages T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cool ^_^ it's a fun language. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: honorable, do you prefer curva, or tarfa, when referring to sluts? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: curva for sure, tarfa is pretty oldschool T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if i am talking abotu somebody's grandmother =) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: curva de baba T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: _* sigh. i'm so old. people don't even remember cartoons from when i was a kid. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: honorable yeah yeah, i know the words =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: just the other day some guy from korea was telling me to just use annung hiseyeo because nowadays there arent multiple levels of formality, and now you're telling me tarfa is too old =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and then earlier today somebody told me he didnt know who oroku saki was and only knew naruto ninjas T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sobs in misery. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude is getting OLD. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude bursts into tears. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: next thing you know i'll be an old old man. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: i guess thats one way to tell your over the hill, your insults are out dated? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and ill be talking about how when i was a kid, videogames used wired controllers T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and they'll be like ' what're controllers' T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: honorable yes, but lately i've been getting so many signs that i'm getting old T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i need to find a girl, settle down, and raise some grandkids when the parents run off and become drug addicts. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i need to learn to set better goals. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Seriously, how old are you T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or maybe find a way to buy cheap alcohol. =/ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded, thirty T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That isn't that old T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it is to me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: when i was a kid 30 year olds were old. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and now that i'm 30, i feel old. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: im 24 and i think im old T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and the world has changed so much since i was a kid T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm 22 and my life has been spent in educational facilities, so it's just beginning IMO T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded in a few days, you'll be thirty. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it goes by so fast X.X T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: out of curiousity, did you learn anything? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That's when you drink more coffee and suck it up, and embark on new adventures T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh gosh no, coffee tastes worse than lima beans T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sigh. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm on a full ride due to test scores, and my purpose was to land a secure well paying job, which I have. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: good for you =) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I learned more from the people around me, than from the classes T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: now you just need to marry the wrong woman, get divorced, and become an alcohaulic T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i tested well myself too, but i only got a 10,000 scholarship, no full ride =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you musta tested really well T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: whats 10k a quarter? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Marriage is never happening. Women are evil. No homo, love the ladies. And any scholarship is great. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: first academic year. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded marriage is simpler, you have more control on how your children are raised T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Honorable: 10k is a year at a community college maybe T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: until the divorce. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nah, private college. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Children are evil too T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: honorable, i'm talking dollars, not euros T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded just because you were evil doesnt mean your offspring will be T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Lol, they are evil because they are noisy. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: buy earplugs. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or become a shootist. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or listen to more rock music T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: =) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude starts whistling ' send me an angel' by the Scorpions. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Or...or get this...I could ya know...not have kids. If I ever chose to have a child, it would be adopted. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? with all the damaged goods crack babies, meth addict babies, fetal alcohol syndrome babies, attachment disorder babies and so on floating around? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you sure are a brave man T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: let alone babies with a genetic predisposition to various things. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm getting an asian baby so they can make me more money. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. five dollah, five dollah, me love you short time? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Exactly T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Don't expect grandChildren. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not, it worked for journalist sam sloan of texas T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Asian babies have tiny penises. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Lemontree, all babies have tiny penises. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: or wait, Don't expect pretty asian babies. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hahaha T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded, you pedo T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I'm sure you shouldn't be investigating baby penis enough to make such a general comment. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You show me a baby with a big shlong and we'll talk. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: just gotta go to australia T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: a circumcision there loses about 3 pounds T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: So you actively seek baby penis? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Obviously T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: i just woke up and i was like what the hell? what? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: obviously? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah you heard me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: repent fearmelisa, the time is now! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: How do you obviously seek baby penises? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lemontree, the unitednations website has photos of the penises of depleted uranium babies T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: penis penis T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: black pussy! yellow pussy! red pussy! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: How DON'T you obviously seek baby penis? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Red pussy? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded highfives Covenant T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: STD T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: what ya ll talkin bout? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Your penis. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Penis and Pussy T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Great book T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: thats obvious but why? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: I wish i was queer, so i could get chicks T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: being gay would be awesome T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Yeah, Homos always get the hottest chicks. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: For some reason Lesbians.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lemontree, check out the youtube vid for ' annubian lights' T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: they got hot chicks but what else? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: what do they do with them, go shopping lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: No thanks, VampireFood! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: they dont fuck them though T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant nods at your greatest fear. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree gives your greatest fear a hug and tells it what a good friend it is. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: thanks from a hot chick T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: wanna be my gay lover? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why is it only skanky drugged out chicks that shave their clits =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: thats not ture T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: VampireDude you liked the shavedness too? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded well, it scratches less. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but if its shampooed either way is workable. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Shaved is the best, or waxed, love it. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what about the feel of peach fuzz though ? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Don't like it, unless I know their just between shaves/waxes :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: so you like it with 10-year old girls? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded what about sex while not fully naked? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: 17 years is okay T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: tight pussies and tits T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: covenant i dunno, i like pillowy soft breasts myself. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: LOL. I stay legal. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded legality is a matter of jurisdiction. look at thailand T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: people from australia and iran go to thailand to have sex with small children... and they dont outlaw it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well of course, but I'm in the US T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but if they were to bring them back to iran or australia, they'd get tossed in prison T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Are you saying I should fly to Thailand and engage in coitus with small children? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded no. you're an american. americans arent allowed. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: iranians and australians do it often though. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well I was considering living in Australia. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: as long as you hold u.s. allegiance, its illegal for ya to do the kids in thailand T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: what i miss now? LOL T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fearmelisa, agsded wants to move to australia T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: People think I like small children because I like shaved/waxed pussay T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and doesnt want sex with sheep. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded well keep in mind , an aussie chicks pubic hair is still much softer than sheep's wool T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i doubt that most aussie men insist on their chick's clitoris being shaven T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I have to say, every girl I've dated so far has been shaved or waxed, it's not too uncommon. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: not uncommon in the states, you mean T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: And they weren't 10 year olds you dirty minded people T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CMFP Limunious: I love a big hairy bush, one that I get shit stuck in my teeth or i get the gags for 30 minutes when im finished eating T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That's fucking horrible T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: actually maybe that is a states thing plenty of girls shave it all T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CMFP Limunious: that way it gets all over my cheeks and nose and shit T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fearmelisa here they prefer to use duct tape to just rip the hair out all at once T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: supposedly it lasts longer than shaving T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: LOL limin ew T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: vamp are you kidding me? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: luminous what shape is your nose? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fear, no? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: you mean a wax? thats not duct tape T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fearmelisa i mean the grey-silver backed tape they sell at lowes hardware T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I just light mine on fire T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CMFP Limunious: what shape is my nose?! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: vam how you know? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: limunious yes? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fear um, women in my area talk too much about personal hygeine T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: where you live? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you know that some of them find cleaning out vaginal discharges is easier with potassium aluminum alum powder? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: why wouldnt they just use a razor? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: usa T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fearmelisa i dunno. i dont really ask questions to involve myself in those conversations T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: as he said, waxing lasts longer, as it pulls out at the root T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: what? no way , heres some advice for you, if you have to clean out your pussy , you dont wanna fuck it- T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc, this reminds me of that logged conversation on your website, with the oral sex and licking invites based on shaved-ness T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I use a large pipe cleaner T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: never heard of duct tape for doing a wax T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: he's a bit gullible to believe they're using duct tape though :P T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded if i buy a used flute, can i clean it the same way? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc nah, you just dont realize how trashy the meth heads in this area are T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Too smooth, wrap sand paper around it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nah, VD, you just don't realize when someone's using an expression rather than a literal T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc no, you don't realize when somebody hands you a pink plastic bathroom garbage bin with duct tape and pubic hair in it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: personally i wish these bins had bags in them T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i digress T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: whos looking at crack heads pussy's anyhow? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that's a fair point. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: given that they charge more for a blowjob. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: lol ew T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah i know, like look at their teeth or their skin first and barf before doing that T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like i dunno but its worse than cigarettes for what it does to their complexion T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they totally turn into having like leathery skin T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: yeah its gross T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: sad way to go T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah, it'd be better to have a heart attack during a threesome from viagra use like that russian guy last year T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the guy apparently made a bet with the two chicks that he could get both of them off before losing his load... and then took viagra to be sure T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: theres alot better ways to go T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but despite being a young energetic guy, he had a heart attack =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: made national news... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: what else he do with it? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: he also exerted himself strenuously. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: he musta took too much T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, they probably list the dosage on the label like with morphine right? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: just because you got a hard dick doesnt mean your ...lol omg T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: yeah they do T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: right, just cause its hard doesnt mean it won't go soft T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder honestly what happens if a chick does a gay dude that she gets him hard, will the sex never actually please him enough to orgasm T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i.e. could the chick just keep going until somebody passes out T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Tonight begins my adderall infused study rage, which includes my shlong sucking back up into my body. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded oh one of my dormmates used to take that stuff T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: by druggie dorm mate couldnt use his urine for a piss test because of it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I've crammed and aced many finals while on it. Does good shit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fearmelisa can you please have sex with a gay man and find out for me if he can orgasm with a woman or if psychologically it just wont happen and he stays hard like your vibrator? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hahaha T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: actually gay men marry stright all the time to keep up the fasade they have to have sex with they woman sometime. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fearmelisa okay, does your husband orgasm? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: what you trying to say? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i just dunno if there's a psychological aspect to orgasms or if its all purely physical T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: id say its more physical for a man and totally mental for a woman T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and i suspect that the way to test this would be to have someone sexing somebody that is not attractive to them at all, i.e. ugly, wrong gender, looks like their mother, or whatever... and see if they still ejaculate T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you can orgasm via purely physical means, it's just lots better with the psychological aspects T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: you can test that yourself T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fearmelias so, if a straight man has sex with a lesbian, he'll orgasm no matter what, and she won't, no matter what? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: you can orgasm not touching yourself T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: they both will, if he hits the right spots T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exactly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? how? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: like i said for girls its mental , more mental that is...so yeah that can happen. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh you mean ' if you were female, you could orgasm without touching' T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: its mental! lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i thought you were saying that I could. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: I can kill goats with my mind...does that count for anything? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: stutz not unless the goat was immortal T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Stutz, how about the power... to move you? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude moves Jhav one inch to the left. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the power of positive thinking : no orgasm yet T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think i can i think i can i think i can T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: who are you people lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude wonders how many people have been corrupted with a mental image of the little engine that could ejaculating . T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fear, who are we? i have my phone number listed. if you really want to know T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Druzx: the insane? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i must be self confident to use little engine that could and ejaculating in a sentence, most men might fear comparisons T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: =) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: druzx nope, i have a letter saying im sane T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: that you do T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fear, see, it pays to not eat all the crayons T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: just because you cross off two letters on your certificate doesn't mean it is legal T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: chimeishio =) it's not a certificate. it's a letter. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and crossing letters off of a letter is an apopletic approach T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Insanity is relative. People that are uptight about social norms and trying so desperately hard to avoid awkward situations are aggravating. Not saying any of you are, I just mean in my life. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: agsded what, just cause i wont tell you to get down on all fours and lick my boots? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: If you offer money I would. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay fine then, go aheada nd lick the boots, im not wearing them anyways T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded licks VampireDude's boots T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that sure quieted the channel fast X.X T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Bastards T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe they're waiting to see you crawl across the floor. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: would you like me to tell you to crawl across the floor? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Agsded. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Maybe they want my pizza rolls T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mmnm pizza T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe they , like google, have no idea on how to roll a tanker roll T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Wait what T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nevermind, its quest time ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: 990 Qp's >.< T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: 10 more T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wow im bored T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded slaps Oceania and exclaims loudly "Give me QP's ho!" T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUhRoh! Looks like Coloring Colori is buttering ^~SireN~^ Oceania and eating her! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im not a 'ho' T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice RoqueWarrior remarking about how Agsded's socials are pointless and asinine. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: i wouldnt do it at all T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: i remorted from mage to ranger and i hated it remorted back T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: i mean class changed T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: its your fingers T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Errrday I'm questin-in-in T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn, I'm still alive. Didn't even get raped or stabbed or anything. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: yeah i didn off myself yet.. :/ haha T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: God fucking damn it I did something awesome and I can't properly post it. Went over my crappy resume and threw in all that shit you want to say and think you should be respected for saying but know Fucktard who run companies are afraid of. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: OH GOOD LORD ABOVE. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Why the fuck I really quit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: reiterate your not making sense indicus.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: here have some ramen noodles and hit this.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: i'll hit that T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Man what the fuck. Offer him noodles and not me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'm not hitting anything but a joint if you have it. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver passes noodles and vaporizer stem all around T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: my vaporizer better than any joint i ever smoked.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No I included why I realy quit my past jobs in it. Not the friendly version. Why I'm more awesome than most people you will pay a lot more than me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: like what this sounds interesting!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: what makes you so awesome? besides the fact you play aardwolf! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Dakrum you ever passing that shit back nigga? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: OMFG I swear to god if there was one.. but a dude spot tested me of the drug test and I left the fake urine at home today. He passed me and I think it's cuz I was honest. I can't help it... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: indicus needs a hit.. or two.. or 50.. thousand.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yes I need a rip! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: OH FUCK. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i share with all in my house.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Actually... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: you didnt break it did you!!? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum coughs loudly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Holy shit! The abend map is HUGE T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU I LIKE PAPERS AND PIPES. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol Bolal. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: its ok bolalipid just take a hit and chill out.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But I tested myself like an 4 hours before the guy tested me and he said I passed but I told him I might not because I was medicinal user but haven't used for a month and a half (ok I might have added a week, but realy) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Indicus what the hell do you do? Jobwise. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: damn indicus youre stronger than i.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: This shit is goooood T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: OH fuck your talking about medicinal marijuana. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Apples are own both papers and standard pipes. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i wish i had some medicinal.. shits strong as fuck man.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I've been sober for 9 months sadly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: does anyone else in here ACTUALLY have some weed?!?! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Not atm. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: right beside me :D T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I wonder if they sell medicinal crack... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'd rather just stick to weed ^ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well I think spot testing is actually illegal. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hell yeah orinon well chill tonight.. all these fakes.. lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: my bf is about to bring home the whiskey :D T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Fuck you too Windweaver. lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But I don't remember if that's federal law or Cali law T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: na i don think it is as long as its your employer T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Dakrum sorry man i just don like it up the ass.. :/ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: We picked up a bottle of JD after we hit up a few places, but my new friend left shortly after the first drink T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: when some random guy on the street asks you to piss in his cup, I begin to worry T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: No. I would have assumed you didn't think that way Windweaver. I would suggest to get gay thoughts out of your mind while smoking bud. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't wiskey though I can drink a lot more than I should and be totally mellow, till I don't remember anymore T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i would to.. be askin a few questions and prolly kickin em in the dick.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: xD T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: I prefer anything but jeiger :s T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: I gots a half a thingy of patron in my freezer!! :) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't do Tequilla, Every heard a good tequilla story? One that ended well for the drinker? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: all of mine were ok? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: sadly no indicus lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: not one that I can remember... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I woke up married to a sheep with my cock in a pigs ass in another country. That's about par right? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: personal experience here T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: pretty uneventful really... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Last, last time I had the typical orange juice & Vodka me and my friend ended up fighting. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That and I thought Jose Shitmo was what tequilla was supposed to taste like for a long time. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: everclear is the only alcohol that makes me violent T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Billy Goat Gruff shrieks as Bolalipid grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Box Ori. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: lol my bad T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well now I'm stuck drinking JD and coke alone =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: aww.. youve always got us!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: haven't boxed since community college.. those were the best wasted das T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid starts humping nothing, wishing Thanty were here. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I haven't played for a college team since Highschool lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dafawk T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum pushes Orinon and throws a punch. POW! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: SWANG SOME. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: well thats just mean :( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: BITCH!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Someone punch me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wore pink skates and not for the gay reason. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid punches Dakrum playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver punches Dakrums goddamned jaw loose.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum gets a blank look on his face. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: PFFT. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid leaps through the air and kicks Dakrum in the head. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Depends how old and tall you are Windweaver for me to handle this lol. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: WTF I said 1 person punch me not gang bang. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: FUCK EM UP!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum pulls out a blade and stands back with a sharp look. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if it makes you feel better, I'm drunk and I still won't hit that shit T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: I'm about to pack another T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver kicks Dakrum while hes down T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Don't smoke TOO much Orinon. If you're a chick, makes your boobs sag. Just stating. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Orinon what a coincidence!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I so want to share my NEW resume but I can't =( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: male here T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Good fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: but my boobs already sag :( T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: didn you finger him?? lmfao T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol xD T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum jumps up swiftly pulling out a dagger from his sheath and taunts Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i finger everyone at least once to know if they are male or female.. :)) T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: nothing like a good finger T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I still call them all 'dudes' unless they say so otherwise. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: see i just fingered dakrum again! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum SMACKS Windweaver upside the head! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: best way to go about it but no problem fuckin around on the internet long as they SAY their chicks.. its all just fun and games anyway.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum circles behind Windweaver holding a knife to his throat. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I wanna be fingered next! Then go buy things from my manor vendor. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Wanna do that again son. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver fingers Dakrum sloowwwlly... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum digs the blade into Windweavers throat 'sloowwwlly...' T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: brb bf is back with whiskey. off to make drinks T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hahahah T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Damn fuck I would kill you lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: we evil clowns never die!!! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I beg to differ. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Also having a vast knowledge lets me know why Christians celebrate the magical 1 day reincarnation of their magic Jew with a rabbit and colored eggs. Don't ask me I'm not going to tell you. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vampz: fig dich T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum throws Windweaver his second blade. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Down for a knife fight ? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Exerpt from my new resume T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lol sure why not.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: It's the 'reincarnation' of the sun Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Do you not recall. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: son. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: SUN. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: christians can't spell T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'm not a CHristian, dip shit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'm not a follower of a man in the sky, nor his slave nor do I live life by a fantasy book. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Father Son and casper with holes so he can fuck you proper T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: How sad how I know there isn't a deity yet my real name is Cristian. No H but still sounds like the religion. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You know I had to add McGyvered to the openoffice word list. that kinda made me sad T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Then go by Kit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Did I tell you who this is, Indicus ? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: no T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Terictor. Rofl. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You have a hot blonde sister who lost her boobs when she became food deprived? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Who's Teri? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Should I remember you? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Terictor. You fool. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'll leave that up to you. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Should I copy and paste the quotes again. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I've been drinking 5 letters is the limit on names, and Kit is 3 therefore superiour to Teri which is ... T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: So instead of companies making more excersize equipment, they make a 'Trendy Top' to make you not work out but cover it so your mushroom top would build in size...Hm. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: back with my drink T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Indicus you're drunk. Shut up haha. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hold on let me check my resume for something on that. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Common Sense Lots of it too. I look at most people and go WOW, REALLY?!? I would say the vast amount of common sense makes me smarter than I should be. It allows for awesome problem solving, crazy foreshadowing, and in a pinch McGyvering (which leads to innovation if used with common sense). T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Does anyone ever think that Indicus may *possibly* be full of shit? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Well no he's human. His colon may be. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lol.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: ooooo tell me someone sees all the days of playing Civ at the end there T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: no offense idicus.. here you still need to hit this man.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: 'CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH'. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I can't It was a fucking staffing company I they still gotta jerk me around a bit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: I CAN FEEL THE STATIC! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: XD T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well here just eat this brownie T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: House of Fabric, Santa Barbara, CA T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: damn carrage return T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Store was closing and my girlfriend worked there. Definitely wasn't a job I would want long term but it was pretty fun and I learned a bit. A bit like a working Home Ec course. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I left the part out about her mom being incharge there and snogging when she wasn't looking T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: not me and her mom T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Indicus. Do you need a nap. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cracks his knuckles. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: probably, or another drink and a smoke. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'll lay you out. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: yes sir T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: here is a good smoke.. freshly rolled.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I need pics of how saggy those tits are beforehand T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum rolls on the floor laughing at Indicus's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: This is also covered in the resume T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: you should put this resume on pastebin and link us or something.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum agrees! T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I would love to post it but I'm not stupid enough to do it. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Make my resume Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: that's also covered T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm not you, I can't tell your truth. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: you can black out the stuff about address and whatever.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm so fucking awesome I have awesome saying. Like, Truth is a double edged sword. If weilded properly it does far more damage than any pack of lies. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Make my damn resume idk how to fucking do one. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Or at least help. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: eat a dick.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: That's fucking disgustng. I'll pass. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah but what I say about the jobs is true and anyone from there will know it's me. I really am that awesome. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Indicus!!! Dakrum cheers him on. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum thinks he is so woot. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol what the fuck is woot. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: woot woot :D T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: kinda like woohoo T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Oh I know that much at least. I see. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll send you my real resume, it's exactly what people who read resumes don't like though. No fluff no bullshit. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Indicus = badass. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: the way a 1st grader tells you he hacked the schools networks? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Email me the format of it so I can at least know what shit to put. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I do belive I used the term awesome but badass is acceptable here T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: My freshman year I was close to that. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got expelled my sophomore year T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: In the slow process they super fuck blocked the shit out of every computer. You could BARELY geton Google. I mean it. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: They blocked Bing. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: They are that stupid T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: WHat'd you get expelled for ? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Military issue explosives T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: he jerked off in front of his pe teacher T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: bing wasn't around when I was in high school :/ T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Lmfao props. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I prefer Google, Orinon. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got a lil section in the paper, "capable of shattering windows" T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: any normal person would prefer google lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I got suspended every month, every year I was in high school for having long hair, not wearing a belt and wearing a jacket with a 3 inch logo on it. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver can do that with his mind T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: they left out And the rest of you if you hold it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol wow. People get so butt hurt these days. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I've only carried a spring assisted knife and a dagger every year in high school and never got caught. That's it. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: How'd you get caught ?' T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: 99% chance someone snitched. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well you'd have to hug it. It was a military artilary shell simulator. AKA small mortar with no shrap. We were gunna blow up a nice stump but I was stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Should've stashed it somewhere before stepping on campus. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: You and Windweaver would've had some adventure with our group in HS. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Adventures* T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I realy thought MI would be a bit more anti outlaw everything but it's really not. But it doesn't have that HUGE police presence Cali has. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I hear it's more difficult to buy bangers in Cali T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: Especially if you call it a banger. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No I showed it to one person none of my friends showed up early for once. And he was a git. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Um what's the term for people like me these days, diplomat? I can walk between all groups with respect. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: me too except for with the fucking preps.. fuck them.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm not a Chameleon cuz I don't blend I'm just me and don't hide it T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I should totally write up my new friends stories. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: preps buy the best weed and buy most of the trip to new orleans lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: he's had almost every joint replaced because his dad beat him, he's got a wife and ranch in AZ with like 100 acres inherited 10 million dollars when he was 13, loves his wife and kid, we passed his gf's place today.... It goes on.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: He's a fucking cyborg. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: or he thinks I'm a cop. Which is odd cuz usually people just throw drugs and crime at me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh he has a color changing car that a cop scratched and cost 4.000 dollars and the police chief let him shoot out the cops personal car's tires. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's still better than Utah where a Gay Nasty Homeless guy taught me the value of shopping cart bearing and then asked of I wanted to have sex with him T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: did you say yes? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: how could you pass that offer up? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think the trench, spikes and boots made him think I was pansy goth. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: that he wanted to fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah he didn't push it when I turned him down. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: sounds polite. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: some 15 yr old girl just pet me! i feel soo violated.. lmao.. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: When will bashdoor work? Seems to always fail for me. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Only on Thursdays T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: lol T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: did u prectice it? T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I believe so, yes T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: ... or more likely, only on doors that are not nopick. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Odius: practice* T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: The number of doors that are locked, nopass, but not nopick are rather small. T3/r6/2012-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hehe, another player came in and opened the door for me T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: UMADBRO! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking daily prayer gave me a stupid area reset token, wtf. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: OH FUCK VD IS BACK T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: mis? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke, imagine if i had gclan X.X T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: It wouldn't really matter, honestly.. I ignore that channel anyway. :P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if i had grapevine? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Not a ranger, so uh.. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if i had membership at blockbuster? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Are they even still in business? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: until they hit receivership, yeah T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: he's back... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: awesome ohm! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: ... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH!! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker zips up his pants. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you can go now. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ugh.. damn you joker.. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker tosses you a slightly stained t-shirt. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: Throw me into a mosh and I'll murder someone. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Terictor: You can't send QP can you T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: no T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: any of u r doctors? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: nope T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Yes. You have bonitis. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I'm a brain surgeon T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I would have guessed a bad case of mental retardation, but who can tell? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: I'll take a glass of all of your water. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: wow.seriously....so house life being a brain surgeon. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Oh it's great, I get paid lots and all I have to do is play Aardwolf T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Can you give Jesse here a brain??? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Sorry but I'm not *that* good. I think the task would be impossible. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: im all empty up! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: How come? Won't fit inside his tiny little head, or ... ? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo ....u got quite a big head....just fyi. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i got a big ha T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: head T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: thale T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dale T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dolly T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: ur nto vry samrt, r u ? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: The brat is out of school ..... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yes im into vry smrt T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: u shud go back 2 kindrdgrtrn r howevr u sple it eh kid k? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: im teasing u dumb fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Dom kafer T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: my spellings are so bad because im using a phone and not a tablet T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: keys too small T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: WHY do people play this game via phone? Get a fuckin' computer already. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm nods at Starling. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: The 'expand to phone market' is ridiculous, dats al w3 r ned heer iz moar dum nonsp3lrs n stuff ehehehehehe d00d T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: ive got other things that i can do on other powerful devices.....and sadly i dont have a tablet T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Tablets suck. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: what the fuck r u using then? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Tablets are retarded pieces of machinery T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm using a laptop. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I-pads are Ok I guess but not on muds T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: how much do u get by being a surgeon...the ometo guy? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: u have an android laptop? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Ipads suck even worse T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Shitty-ass Apple product. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, I have a Lenovo laptop. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: u cant afford one can u T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Why would I want a laptop that runs a shitty phone OS when I can have a laptop that runs a shitty M$ OS instead? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo dig this.....the indian government in a scam to ruin i pads released these android tablets which sell for 2000rs which is like 40 dollors T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: DOLLARS T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: LRN 2 SPEL T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: no dollors T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh shut up.... i T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: as if the scam would work. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Jesse your pathetic T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh come on.....muds suck on phones.....just fyi......its got more than a million buyers right after release....india is a fucking big country. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: go do your homework or something T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: go get a job and live a life u bum. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: no offense T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I have my masters in I.T I studied hard and did my 6 years at uni T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: wow ......cool how much do u get? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: 1million sales isnt a big deal in a country with 1billion population T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i have my doctors degree in pussy i studied 8 years and this aint fucking gossip take it to gossip T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I make atlease R100000 a year from my I.T and I own a wine farm in the western cape that brings in a pretty huge profit and you oh wait you aren't even in highschool yet you twat T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: We don't want to hear about how your dissertation on your mom's cootchie, Roque. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: I wouldn't boast about that Ale, thats not even 20k USD :p T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: What wine farm is that? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: okay fine. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: <--- loves .za wines T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Sneak, In SA that's a lot of money T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I own a little restaurant on my farm as well T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: in SA, but not anywhere in the developed world :p T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dude....tell me...how much money u make being a surgeon T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh cute....we have a little restaurent owner T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Better a restaurant owner than a derpy 12-year-old who can't spell worth a damn :P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Sneak if I went to US I'd make double your salary since I am able to do programming T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: double my salary? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: you sure about that?! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I lol at this whole conversation. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: International programmers are the bitch of the IT world :-P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: let me check with my programming slaves how much I'm paying them tomorrow and get back to you. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sometimes that's a shame, because good ones exist. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Jesse :P I did say My Wine Farm has a restaurant aswell and I do my I.T see I already Have 3 Very successful businesses and your a 12 year old kid who can't even spell properly you hobo child T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: probably way higher than 500k RAND T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: true that. u do know ur teasing a twelve year old about a fucking job right......and i dare u .......try fucking getting oneword right on a phone which uses touch pa. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: How many rand to the dollar? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Is it still 7 or so? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: 100k ->13k T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: yah T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Using t9, I could fire off texts to multiple people, with my midget of a nokia under my high school seat...a decade ago T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I type properly on my phone when I'm on the road jesse:P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: hey....good for u then. i Dnt T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i dont give a shit T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: It's obvious that you don't give a shit T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: that 100K is only my I.T bussinesses profit because I'm still building it up ;) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: wooooooooow.......touchpal sucks.....i just wish i had my qwerty T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Proof or I laff at you for boasting at people who are essentially text characters you personify... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: 100k RAND ...... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: question.....how do u manage ur job and bussiness at the same time T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: My businesses are my jobs T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: damn....i may have a good memory but i cant spell for shit.....oh man. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo alestorm....im not sure but i think the spelling of business that u use is wrong. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: business* my s on my keyboard gets stuck :P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: how do u start a wine farm? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: bury some bottles, but not the necks T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: you go to Land bou University and go find out ;) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Well you get a few vines, wait for the grapes to magically appear. Then crush the grapes, put the juice into an old french oak barrel. and voila you have wine T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Omet these days its a lil more advanced T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: fuck u....ive made wine before.....im askin abt the business T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Yeah, that was an abridged version for Jesse T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Jesse makes lots of whine :) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: He's 12 he doesn't know anything T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Don't talk shit jesse T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: u whores r gonna be very bad parents.....gang bullying a child. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Searic: and yet you keep bragging to him. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I'm not going to be a parent :) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: did you remember to wait a few years? if you didn't, it was just grape juice T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pokey Domain: i think everyone should take a minute and reread help rules T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pokey Domain: especially item 3 T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: if you're a child you shouldn't be on this channel anyway :) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: your 12 jesse what are you doing on the curse channel in the first place? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: woooow so says u dumb fuck....u urself r 16 tsarikos T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh twitches violently as he notices someone use 'u' instead of 'you' again. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: jesse is 12???? OMG!!! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: Firstly, Imm just warned against personal attacks, dumbass. Secondly, I'm not the one saying you're a child, you called yourself a child, so you only have yourself to blame for that. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Heh, an imm warned against personal attacks, and then go you make another personal attack. A WINNER IS YOU. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Loving his english :P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: but if it's a fact? :D okay fine i'll stop heh. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: no fighting! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: ur loving my english. teek he...hindi me bath karte he. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: English only, please. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: English only on public channels. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wat about slang? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: idonno, wat botu salng dud man yo????///slash T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: homo's lovin my english a little too much.....u got a doubt about my english homeboy? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: starling, shush. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Johnny Ringo snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: NO U T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh espies a nochan...espies it, he does! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: NOOOO YEWWWWW!!! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: OAK IS BETTER! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im ganna win the lottery and im not sharing my gold T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania sticks her tongue out, catching a few flies in the process. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I hear lottery winners often end up wishing they hadn't won. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: why? Ur RICH! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: congrats sneak :) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback pats Sneak on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Y U so MAD, bro? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: who wants to hear a dirty joke? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: time pass T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: WEMADBROS! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shortbus Stutz: a man fell in the mud? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: We are not interested in hearing your mom speak. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska yawns. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pokey Domain: why you no u why? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: yep. Mud! Hhahahahahaha T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback looks around the room looking for someone groovy looking. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: franci? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: yes? :z T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i thought imms only interfered in newbie channel T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You're cute :-) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: Thats funny. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pokey Domain: we monitor all the channels T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nah, the meddle in all affairs of mortals T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: No, they meddle everywhere! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yep....ive been told so T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Styliann pets Jessesback. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: one day! My charaters ganna grow up to be like domain! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh hell no..ur here too. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: or styliann! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pokey Domain: btw, sneak only pays me in gum :( T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: good enough! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: wheres rumour? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: no one ever pays me in gum :( T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'd like some gum. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Styliann: only briefly - about to do something really scary.... leave the house :p T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: my character going to grow up like deepred!!! :P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: styliann? Arent u honoured? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: are any of u under steroids? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: where is deepered btw T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: or have a lot of bulk muscle? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: he got his ass nuked:P didnt you get the info T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Is Jesse a deep clone, then? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: really??? Why did he get nuked? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: He farmed multiple sets of daily blessing mules T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo styliann ....r u shagable? just asking! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: woah.... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: poor poor deepred. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: read the announcement board oceania! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pokey Domain: when u we be say what now then? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: or mudinfo not sure T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i shall from now on T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback moves toward Pokey Domain seemingly wanting to shag. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pokey Domain cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And deepgreen, and deepblue. What sort of idiot names alts he steals from the same prefix? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: oh hell no! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: me need spouse!!!:P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: hahaha......lonely hou T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm points at the Barter channel~~~~> T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: whahahahaha:P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ive had 3 marriaged T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: and all went bad:P T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: my keys r small and my send key if fucking huge.....thus most of my sentences r incomplete! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i got them moves like jagger... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: hate that song T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: u got them boobs like grandma.... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: listen to the "key of awesome" parody on the song.....ur gonna love it... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska looks around for someone to be friends with...Poor thing. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: ill be ur friend. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: is that what happens when u be an imm? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska hugs Jessesback. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback kisses Franciska. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i got them moves like grandpa baby.... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback turns a deep red, fighting to contain his temper... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback acks...someone lost their pants at WindJammer's Party. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: is anybody there? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: im lonely. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: its actually fun to talk to u bitches T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: dont die on me..... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Curious eyes follow Jessesback as he runs around the room to hump every leg. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i got them moves like jagger ..curse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jagger.. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i got them moves like jagger ..curse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jagger.. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: ...... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: you are trying too hard T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: didnt take u long enough T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury pulls out a gun and blows Jessesback's fucking head off. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: greedy bastards T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: if you want attention that bad, you should go buy a hooker. you can pay them to care T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: nah....im an attention whore. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: you shouldn't be doing it for free them T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That's good, you'll get employee discounts T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: nah....ill do anything for my pals ...even for free. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback licks a talented juggler. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: i got them moves like jagger ..curse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jaggercurse i got them moves like jagger.. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: spam!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jessesback: yo domain ...am i irritating u? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: whats with the spam? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: im spam king!!! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: ok queen lol! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh watches the silly boy poking the bear with a stick. Hope it's a big stick. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: We can only hope T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elvendar: don't feed the troll T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: im actualy new to aard:P awsome T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im a year old to aard T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: i know you oceania!! Or i know someone that knew you!! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: whooo? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska: go vis and il talk to you:) T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ok! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Hey Jessesback T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Franciska whines pathetically about everything. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops ^~SireN~^ Oceania! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird raises an eyebrow at ^~SireN~^ Oceania's weird actions. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bitstorm: shit..I just got decapitated. I was hoping my first vorpal experience would be the other way around.... T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania burps loudly. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hide your daughters! I have returned! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Why does alcohol have to make you feel like fucking shit the next day after you drink a liter of it? It's not fair. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its not the alcohol its the benzoate T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: Indicus it's dehydration that makes you feel like shit, after drinking a liter, drink a liter of water before sleeping. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I drank lots of water before I went to bed and when I woke up so I'm not really hung over, it's just that mild ick feeling. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, maybe you need to urinate T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: try urinating. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ok I'll go pee in a cup. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: hi COLORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: heh T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ahhhhh, nope still ick, I think nachos would fix the problem. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Coloring Colori just called ^~SireN~^ Oceania an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and if 5 minutes we'll know if I'm still a junkie T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: any warriors spunched their wives today? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well I think I'm going to go back to bed and wait for my background checks to come back so I can have the awesome job that they want and awesome person like me for. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno man, background checks always get a bunch of alarmed people i know calling me asking why i'm getting investigated T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, you listed me as a reference on your app, right? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah, I put down VampireDude - Curse channel, Aardwolf Mud. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus k. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nobody called me yet =/ T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trisha: You are screwed now then. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who's doing your background? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: marshalls? fbi? what? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol I just have the one arrest for public intoxication T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that you can recall. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm a good criminal, I don't get caught. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, did you say that at your interview? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and where you applyin to? mcdonalds? nsa? what? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nope I did actually say "I am a total nerd!" T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you're applying to sea world? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: imagine if sea sponges or flagellating amoebas or dolphins could be vampires. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Someone is looking for an employee to train in some kind of machine shop, they want someone smart who they can train on everything. They want me. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cool =) can you be trained on a unicycle? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what about a menstrual cycle? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I curse I could do Unicycle, and I'm already awesome at menstual cycles. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Apply chocolate and advil, be careful not to do anything else. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but advil causes stephens morgens skin melting syndrome? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or whatever it is T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh foot rubs help too T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: stephens? steven? whatever T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dude it says on the label that it melts skin T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that makes it bad. like sunlight T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah well the vagina grapling hook thing says right it'll rip out your vagina. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh and never ever apply midol, it's like pouring gas on a fire T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck I'm still a junkie! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that might diminish your chance of passing article f on a background check? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lol i just misread the bear goggles on auction's flag ' unique' as ' urinate' T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i can imagine doing that as a client side restring for the future T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't need a background, my resume says basically says I rule but I refuse to write somekind of fluffy resusume for you. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck, all 3 moons are up T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think if I get this job I'm going to change my resume at those lame staffing places to crap like, "Watched the sun set over the ocean while standing over a burned down castle with the moon overhead on one day that the moon was closest to the earth in my lifetime. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Just list awesome things I've done that have no relevance to a job T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Messured a cute girls thighs at Space Camp. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll list all my WoW achievments. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Recieved Drinking Stein from 2008 Brewfest event in Warcraft. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: This going to be the best resume Ever! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no it isnt, the best resume ever belongs to bill gates. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that man can get hired by saying ' hire me or ill buy the company' T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hi I'm Gates, I sell windows T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, meet norman bates T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah but was Bill Gates standing over a burned down castle watching the sun set over the ocean on the day the moon was closest to the earth? I think not. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I guess I should add my lvl 50 Stormtrooper to my resume too. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: indicus, did you beat skyrim yet? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No I quit playing, I didn't really want to play it to start with. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: first thing I did though was remove the weight restrictions since I'd been playing fallout and witcher 2 and was sufficently annoyed with weight already T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Besides Witcher 2 had Medival wooden dildos in the game. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: sounds interesting T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: OMG I need to add visited virtual brothels in witcher to and got virtual sex. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Accidently won Fallout 2. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And to think someone is actually going to hire someone like me T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus waits for Mr. T to come in and say, "I pity the fool!" T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't know if I want eat nachos or throw up. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orinon: well if you eat the nachos and then throw up, youve killed both birds with one stone T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: l T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: it's been a while since I've had a nice technicolor yawn. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: yep.. just tried two or three other muds.. they all suck dick compared to this T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Melvin, get weather for Harare, Zimbabwe T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: mis T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid is daydreaming about hot dual oral action...What, again?!?! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver fondly fondles himself - this is going too far!! T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ehnsomnyak: DAMNIT!!!, lol T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hay T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: A UK girl has died after being hit by a rugby ball during a PE lesson at her school. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: How the fuck does that happen? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Pansy T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded is naked T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: cough T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cringe as you see Martini & Tyebald eating a fat dick with some ketchup. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: remind me not to type things that others tell me to type. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: why the hell did they put a timer at the bottom of the aard client? do you really think i want to know how long i spend on here? T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Harperon: I've been playing aard for almost 4 days T3/r6/2012-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: time to put the pipe down :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Poop! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: We flushed your mom already T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: better a hipster than an asshole :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite chuckles politely. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shakes his head. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: But if I'm an asshole, and I just 'be', I tend to be an asshole... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I didnt mean YOU :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh sobs in misery. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite comforts Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: will you just change already and satisfy us all? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil hands an explosive rasher of bacon to Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: had to put em down :/ T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver bacon T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ooh, Bacon makes it all ok T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite is agreeing with that Aramil person again... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: really? bacon? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Curse, the channel for bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: baconbaconbacon T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shows you his massive rasher of bacon! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the thick kind with the maple curing :D T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The moon fades and the shadow of Windweaver drifts towards Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum ducks defensively. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver steals the goddamned bacon! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil gasps in astonishment. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite beheads Windweaver T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice that Dakrum is extremely depressed. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum glows with a strange light as he forms a jump point and leaps in! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite makes a BONG out of Windweavers HEAD :D T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: at least my corpse went ot good use.. :/ T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Wow. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I'm so not hitting that... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: But.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Wow. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: id hit that T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Suit yourself. I will. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: omg I'm giggling like an idiot...prolly woke up my roomie :P T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver hits his head bong T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite refrains from telling Aramil there's something here he can hit T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: That kinda... Works on a different level when you say it Windy :P T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver ()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO()!! SmoKeD OuT !!()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO() T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Its like, I hit my head... *BONG* T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lol T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hiz azurite T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: y'all are SO gonna make me laugh my ass off...and this didgit in the other room is gonna tattle on me tomorrow :P T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver locks the dreaded painful Sharpshooter on Azurite! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: one more laugh and youre expelled!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil wishes Windweaver would get nuked so he could move up on rank 1. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil playfully tackles Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite duct tapes windweaver to the dog T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil screams loudly! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: I would love to point me at the nearest imm :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: er... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: Pfft. Sure, blow some warm weaved Wind at the Imms. That'll do it :: T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: huh? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil: I win :D T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite enthusiastically high-fives Aramil! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver walks around in the room, looking very confused. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver bursts into tears. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil comforts Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil pats Windweaver on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver gently cups Aramil's face and gives them a HOT kiss. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil THWAPS Windweaver for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil pumps a round into his shotgun and looks at Windweaver. "Yes?" T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite sneaks up to Windweaver and ties his shoelaces together. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil asks Windweaver something about a Bath. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hahahah T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil raises an eyebrow. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil just got out of the shower. Wait... what's that smell? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in amazement as Windweaver ties Aramil with a satin rope. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil starts moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver gives Aramil a nice long rubdown. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver pounces on Aramil, pinning him to the ground. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil faints. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJvNvBYTsGw T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite wraps Windweaver in duct tape, humming to herself. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver turns on some music and hits the ground, breakdancing crazily. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ^^was all done in duct tape! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver steals azurites gold.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see a brown projectile fly from the hands of Azurite and hit Windweaver's face! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite -=PING!=- it nails him in the back of the head and he drops the gold! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver faints. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum gasps in astonishment. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver clutches at his chest and falls over dead. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil has gone -DAK-!!! Scavengers circle about. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum gets a blank look on his face. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver runs away in utter terror! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver cowers in a corner and whimpers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil screams loudly at Windweaver. Better leave before Aramil blames you, too!!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil THWAPS Windweaver for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil threatens Windweaver forcefully. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver lets out a string of curses at Aramil that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored him. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With his sharp wit and fine intellect, Windweaver easily woos Aramil. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver will test the spring constant on his mattress alone. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver takes off the fucking shoes T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver looks accusingly at Aramil. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil beams with pride at Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil twirls about Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil dances wildly before you! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil turns on some music and hits the ground, breakdancing crazily. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver steals dakrums skipping stone cuz its so beautiful T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver's brains really need refreshment! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver gives Aramil a gun and asks him to shoot himself. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Here is a link not for the faint of heart. Also, if you ever want kids, this might produce nightmares, so avoid it... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://www.sonoworld.com/fetus/page.aspx?id=2951 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And just in case that wasn't fucked up enough, here is another. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://www.sonoworld.com/TheFetus/page.aspx?id=2334 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: How about some placenta soup? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: newb Help Where T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I tried to see things your way but I couldn't get my head up my ass T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: If decide to go crazy I'm blowup the west bourough baptists then go on a murder spree of the child molesters on the nation sex offender database. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Go give proof to an AG, so something can be done, or shut the fuck up... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: you can start with the top execs in the white collar world. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: the ones who buy the kids in vegas T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: I'll create safe spaces for the families T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I pulled up the registry for this town and the whole place lit up, almost all for 13-14 year olds. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: fuck I need somewhere to store stuff...I'm hittin the road. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Everything I own fits in my car. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: my car is 1800 miles from me T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: because of this whole family rights massacre T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You lost custody of your car? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Id give you my family but my Wife took them. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: in a town in the county where people can shop for low income people's children in the parks T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: that's just as bad...family court is a mess T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: The who legal system is a mess. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: whole T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: my wifes workens comp lawsuit from 2002 is still in court. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: it really is...our rights were dismantled and nobody was paying attention...except for a few punk protestors T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: there's a page in one of the sites about making your pd or lawyer do their job right... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: by the time they read it, the parents are better lawyers than their lawyers T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think my first PD was drunk the whole time. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: mine pushed me through losing in court like I was playdough....my "real" lawyer held me at knifepoint for payment... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: which pretty much came down to me leaving everything and coming back to my homestate T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You can come live with me. I live in a 3inch by 3 inch po box T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I really hope my retirement check comes this week. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: heloooo T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: PENIS! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: FUCKING paypal canceled my paypal credit account. Those BASTAGES!!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: pull my finger! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NUB! said the Coloring Colori to the ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus cuts off Oceania's fingers. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: awh, now i cant have pleasure T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: oooo T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori flicks ^~SireN~^ Oceania on the nose and says, 'Bad cop! No donut!' T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania will give a HUG if you giver her a TP. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: i got six so does that get me to third base? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: or does that take me home T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: sick bastard T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rizzi: just sayin... for Rizzle T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fucking spaceship bullshit. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: cobra starship? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Storm Ships. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus eats the faces off the evil gummie bear army. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck the Stormships!!!!! ARGH!!! I'm grabbing a smoke then back into that shithole T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: relax. Count to ten T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: 1 2 3 10 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: come on trez T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: uno zwei three... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: nazi! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: nazi zombies! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus head explodes T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: oooooooooonnnnnnneeeee....ttttttttwwwwwoooooo...ten! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn only one cig left too =( T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But I still can't figure out this fucking ship T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Where's my fucking retirement check you lazy fucking postal service!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Privi Leges votes Indicus as the angriest player on the mud. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Damn straight! If I don't get that check in a week I have to sell my 360. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sell it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you dont need it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: But I know I'll just end up buying another one later. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd sell my Wii but it I modded the case and softmodded the system. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I should sell my Tiaga MTG card I found lying around on ebay lol. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck Taelen!! bastage!! I'm gunna choke him with my whip and rape him with my sword when I find his sorry fucking ass!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: So you want to do a threesome with him and your mom? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: starling loves moms T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No I was gunna have some one on one BDSM with him T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: um wow don't type cw on accident. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: This stupid mob is making me want to drink that bottle of JD on the table T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: wow.. i typed cw.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you perv T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lol i couldn't help it.. you said not to.. now i get to go fuck a chicken.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lmao T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver is cruising for some extra special kinky Chicken wuvvin! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oooo hotwings would be good. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver says quickly "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit.." T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: About fucking time. Just hunted down that other newbs mob to find mine muahahahhaa. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: needed the good karma to get to it.. haha T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Rapesauce T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so what nobobdy else in here loved sweeney todd? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I just got on :P T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver says quickly "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit.." T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well that's lovely T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Actually I've never seen it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You know there's just something wrong with an old mexican lady asking you if you want horsey sauce... Make me wonder if she started with donkey sauce years ago.... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: wanted to see if anyone else could finish it.. :) its a nice bit from the movie.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Themaker: is that from a song or somethin? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: oh well.. should def see it i love it.. its the only good musical out there.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: nah its from sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ray, if someone ask you if you're a God, you say YES! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: gb! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wonder if I can get my removable drive outta my computer in my car, I could hook it up to my wii and watch movies T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: shouldn't be a very difficult task.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Ok off to get some smokes and a sack of arby's burgers. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Arby's has burgers? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ill trade ya some ramen noodles for a burger!?!? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: not realy T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver begs Indicus for a dime or two - or twenty ! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: A dime bag!?!? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: they're not realy sandwichs either though T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: <-- needs the dime bag T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nice fortune.... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: its good food other than Ramen.. I don't care... GIIMME!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: <-- needs ten dime bags.. :( T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I need a job so I can do drugs T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hahaha. Ahhhh...yeah...drugs are great T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: Gimme a burger and ill give you a job sucking my cock T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix laughs at Indicus mercilessly. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver unzips his pants T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded loads his gun T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded rubs his sore A*S, because Windweaver just kicked it! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Lottery is being drawn in like an hour and 10 minutes, go buy tickets bitches T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: <-- has no luck T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'll give you a mill if I win T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: how would me buyin tickets help you? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It wouldn't lol, but you might as well try T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: nah im good T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I have 12 mill in the bank, there really aren't that many things to do with gold in this game T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: yeah.. i havent found much else to do with it but deposit it.. hardly ever use it at all.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: they need to let us buy qp, tp, and stuff with gold.. sucks gold being next to useless.. :/ T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Buying QP's and TP's might break the game, I think training/practice sessions would be fine methinks T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: why would it break anything? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I just think someone would find a work around, or already has, to have a CRAP ton of gold, thus enabling them to have potentially infinite QP/TP's T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: well yeah gold is easily attainable they could just make it ridiculously expensive or limit how many you can buy.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i mean.. they let us 'donate' to 'buy' qp and tp?.. so.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That's real money though right? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: The donation.... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: yeah.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Fuck that noise T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Broke T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i wouldnt mind donating once in a while.. don really care for the qp tp for it but just to help keep the game goin.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: im eatin ramen noodles every night but i could scrounge up a little every few months or so maybe.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: OMG the girl in the drivethru was sooo hot... I think I got some dirt on my tounge when my jaw hit the ground my it rolled out. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: shoulda shook your dick at her T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded nods. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I was too busy oogling T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Besides she was too young for me. Probably about 19-20, I don't do under 21. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I guess I'll have to hang out here a couple years T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DJ Krayzed Mixmaster: HAPPY STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY everyone!!! March 14th= male valentines day! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: My limit is 17 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Lol, like any woman would blow me T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Nothing over that T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: hehe T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ^^ loves them girlscouts huh?? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't like telling my girl, no you can't have my beer you're too young. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: then don't tell her that? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: just give her the damn beer.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: And then the cock T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: drug her up if ya gotta lmao T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't sleep with drunk chicks. If I did I could get laid no problem. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: no prob with drugged ones huh.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well it's all fair if they consented when they were sober... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: depends on which drug and how much T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Subway for dinner, what do you guys get? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: subway? I got 6 arby's sammichs. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I try to eay as many calories as I can so I try to avoid subway T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: meatball sub never fails on parme bred T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: As many calories as you can? What hells? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What THE hells T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: When I try for 3k+ a day T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: maybe he is extra skinny? i am i don't mind eating lots of calories.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I used to be, started lifting weights, got bulky, stopped lifting weights, got lumpy T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm 6'1" about 215 lbs. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: lmao.. nah i just always been skinny.. got fat for a month or two then it all fell off again.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I was up to 250ish when I quit, then I just sat around and played video games so I got down to under 200 for a bit. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i currently weigh between 120 and 140.. :/ when i was 'fat' i was about 180.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: lol what are you like 4 feet tall? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: nah im average height.. bout 5'9" or some shit like that i dunno.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: 180 was just fat looking on me i have a tiny frame they say.. and no shoulders.. its weird lol.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: anyways i gotta get the hell outta here and find some more pot.. maybe a little food.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I just have muscular legs and skinny arms, so when I say I told people I weighed 250 lbs they got confused looking at me T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i may grace yall with my presence again tonight.. maybe not.. no tellin.. if i get bored i may just come to talk using my damned phone.. god knows i cant actually play from that damn thing.. anyway.. later bitches!!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: find some pot and bring it over, still 5 sammichs left T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: prolly not even in the same state man.. i in Mississippi.. yee haw.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver dances wildly before you! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: WINDWEAVER WE HAVE THE SAME QP!!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: oops T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: 777? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: YES T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: oops T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: what of it? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: ISNT THAT AMAZING? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: oops T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i reckon so.. why you say oops over and over again? and type in all caps.. its annoying ya lil shit.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver SMACKS Not Guilty Kojiro upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: i will beat you silly son T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Windweaver just kicked Not Guilty Kojiro right in the box! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: it's BJ day not handjob say T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: day even.. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver unzips his pants T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: youre up for my job opening indicus? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus gets out the magnifying glass. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: owned T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Windweaver just kicked Indicus right in the box! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus gets out a microscope. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver bursts into tears. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think we're gunna have to send you out into space and use the Hubble. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: oh well im really leaving now.. assholes.. :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded walks in, unzips his pants, whips out his cawk, and then proceeds to whirlwind breakdance with his member majestically spinning around like a helicopter blade. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's a funny looking cawk. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That's mean man. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Your mother seemed to enjoy it. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Who's got a penis? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: BITCH got a penis T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you're hanging out with the wrong bitches, then T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there are these people on the internet called "guys"... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd still play with her boobs. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc believes it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and there's always the ass. Ass is the new normal. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: How can I remove a harmful spell's affect? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You could fuck yourself to death then rape your corpse. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: depends on the harmful spell T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It's called Soften T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: time T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: er... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It's fucking 10 minutes T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You get it from your mom? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: I'm waiting for morning. I just typed stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you cure soften by casting harden...good thing you asked on curse ;-) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I don't know if I can cure soften. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Should I ask on the Newbie channel where to buy Harden pills? :3 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I got lil manboobs and I'm not a pretty boy. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sure you can, pop a little blue pill and you'll have a long-lasting harden effect. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: can't get it from pill unless you can cast it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: just remember that if you get a duration of longer than 4 hours, go see a cleric as soon as possible. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: actually viagra doesn't really do much for me, though sometimes I see blue which is cool. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: viagra can also make you go blind... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: rejoice, Indicus. If viagra doesn't do much for you then you don't have ED. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: least we wouldn have to look at your ugly face any more T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Is that a Yak in your pants Windweaver? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'll yak in your pants T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I already Yak'd in yours T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus rubs his sore A*S, because Dakrum just kicked it! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I hate remembering pop-culture references but not the names of the movies they were in...what was that movie with the secret recipe that helped grow body hair? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think that was an episode of 2 and a half men T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm watching that show now T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the one with the nerdy kid who used too much of it on his junk and ended up with pubes longer than Rapunzel's hair. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Just google it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: The Peanut Butter Solution? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Fuck I'm tired but I want to watch Psych. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Uhm, what is psych? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: a tv show. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Gay ass show T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: Oh, is it good? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No it's not your home videos Agsded T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: <3 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Psych is a show about one guy who tricks everyone else into thinking he's got awesome mind-reading powers (but really just is as observant as a genius is smart), and his buddy who does all the real work and smooths things over. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's not that bad, though I never really got into it. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's ammuses me. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gregor: do you stream it online? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he's probably watching it on USA network. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I used to just DL it but the bandwidth here is so bad it would take less time for me to watch it 3 hours from now than download it lol. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if I manage to pass out first then I'll just have to dl it tomarrow T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Stay up you weak mongrel T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Sorry, your soften must be contagous, it's probably an infection in that funny cawk of yours T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What time is it in your zone meow T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: almost 7 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: put lock in wand T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: doh.... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So you're going to sleep at 8 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: 7 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No Psyc is on at 10... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh I see your problem now T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and I can't do that cool time travel I used to do on the west coast lol T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Pop an Adderall, rage all night T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: once I get some more Jack in me I'll wake up T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hey I found your mom! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Fucking shit! Crnn's Church is tough as hell T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah it rapes your mouth. You've better off eating metal Krusty Os T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Are we talking about cereal T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I need to find me some Frankenberry ceral though so I can make pink turds T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Usually hear it everytime a newb takes a ride on Starling's mom. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hear what T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Where's the Alchemist? I got a rash... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Woo Fucking Whoooo! I got my first TP today. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: bout time T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NewItem: CHOP OFF THE FUCKING HEAD? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Um I'm not getting a circumcision from you T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Indicus where are you T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: in the game T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: back at recall now. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: stay there T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: hehe T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: lol. Now I'm going to give them to your alt and have you banned. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I will PK your ass T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Bet you won't hit him. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Or I'll give them to Jessejames, if he didn't get banned, I put him on ignore a while back T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded rubs his sore A*S, because Dakrum just kicked it! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I forgot about him, he probably didn't get back on T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: He felt threatended. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Threatened * T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo whips it out and begins preparing it. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Why did you spit on your hand? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo is slapping Indicus with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: hahaha T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus casts cure disease on himself. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Come on now, I took my bath only last month. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That thing looks like a cauliflour. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Chicks dig it that way... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: At least in the dark they do. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Adding girth with STDs? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: My secret plan revealed! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: OMFG I finally found a place to cast call lightning T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah I heard that was hard to do T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Can only be cast outdoors during a stormgoal T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm amazed that the grammer nazis have let the AOE spells use singular terms while single targets use plural terms. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hehe T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Bastards T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Indicus T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I did find it odd that progress quest is a non playable rpg, but they put in items like kobold penis and stuff. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yay I fucking taught myself something. I deserve a cig. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Taught what T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: that I can use mobdeath here with good or evil to check what's up with the area. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Doesn't really matter since I just avoid aligned gear. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Means I can rape a priest and skullfuck a demon =) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What's the fastest way to restore all of your health when you have like 6500 to restore?? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: cast inc T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded sticks his tongue out T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Recreate T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I dunno I only have 3k but I just 'alias 1 cas nat' then 1 and sit back a minute T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ye gods...heal pots, my good chum T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I could use pot, would be faster but I don't realy burn that much mana in combat. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: Indicus- thats because they can all get the good weed now- you're useless :) T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I had a california medicial licence. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And friends from humbolt T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: the problem is I respect women and women don't like that T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: women like men who get them loaded and take advantage of them. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Unless you look like shit T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum coughs loudly. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: actualy I'm not bad looking. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum coughs loudly. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With his sharp wit and fine intellect, Bolalipid easily woos Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Opposite over hypotinus T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I look like shit T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And you probably got laid more recently than me T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: ...well last night so... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: But she's a little thick T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I think my virginity grew back T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and I'm legally married T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded sits down for story time T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: bah you've all hear it already lol T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: ndicus sux to be you bud, I hadn't had anal in like 2 years before i got married T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I had anal first and it's not something I enjoyed, no prep was done. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I know why they call a condom a love glove. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Raincoat. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Never went thru a back door T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That and being pretty isn't enough for me. I can't stand stupid people. I'm too picky. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Front door is many times more enjoyable than back T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Skip it Ags, unless you got a hot tranny and don't have a choise lol. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: Anal + vibrator = the best experience of your life.. just sayin T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shakes his head. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum is so sick that he tells everyone "I gotta barf!". T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded slaps Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Now there is good anal but it requires pre cleaning. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum THWAPS Agsded for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded rubs his sore A*S, because Dakrum just kicked it! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: or a small cock T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: you can buy lube at walmart dude T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: um crap is natural lube.. but it's nasty T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Tell us about your nasty experience Indicus T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: agreed, but the ass is not only tighter, but warmer.. 4 degrees, according to tool and science T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm actually less concerned about me cumming than making her cum. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: One time, this girl just started queefing like crazy when I was going at her from behind, so gross, I had to stop T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Went soft in .84 seconds T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Duh, you stop squeeze out the air and go back to pleasing her. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix: you'll understand when you get older... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: It's like a can of coke - you tap it, then the bubbles go down T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No that's fucking gross, she's the only chick that's pussy farted on my cawk, or at all with me T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus falls off the shortbus scraping his knees and Agsded laughs his ass off at him! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: was she queefing while you were doing anal? or just vaginal? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if it was vaginal it was your fault, your technique needs work. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: fucking internet T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you pulled out and put a bubble in there, and if you try to correct while plowing it creates a new air pocket. You need to have her clear it while you're pulled out. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Pussy farts don't always stem from plowing T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Source: Family Guy T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm glad that's where you learn from T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded inflicts his nauseating cuteness upon Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Any women here? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Cuz I can't get laid and he can. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's totally your fault lol T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So I put "cut indicus" , and apparently that means cuddle T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: type cw sometime T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well that's random T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: Keep fuckin' that chicken. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: crap I've missed most of psych so I'm going to have to steal it even though i'm watching it right now T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I tell women I have a 6 inch penis. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Well at least you're honest T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Isn't the average like 13 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: exactly. It's 6+ T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: my first gf, (this is before loveline and the internet) told me the average penis size was 12 inches T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: What a joke. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Sword fight... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum awakens from a four-year coma seeking revenge. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum and his samurai sword have defeated Indicus' private army in an elaborate fight scene! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: That bitch was dumb T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The average Vagina is 2-4 inches deep, stretching to ~6-7 inches when aroused. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: cut her T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It was her first time and I hit a wall at about 5. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Very true Vakieh T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods at Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Mine is at least 8 inches dee-....I mean wait what T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 12 inch penis is either inefficient or playing around in the cervix. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Poking baby heads T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lmfao T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And from a few porn star ama's I've read, cervix hitting is very painful. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sending a lifeline to the guy trapped inside T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: so I learned to make women orgasm and squirt..... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Indicus!!! Dakrum cheers him on. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: can't fake that. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Can fake pissing T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: porn does it all the time T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you can fake it in a video, but it's not piss. that's how you know T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: super-hydrated urine has no smell T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: forget porn. Most women apparently fake it too, some apparently don't even know what an orgasm feels like. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you can't do it can you? Trust me you'll know the taste T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I care about the women I sleep with. that's why I don't get laid T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah that's a good way to do it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: guys can't fake it, though. Hell, a stray graze on the way down and that cork pops. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I've faked it T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Phantom spit. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Chewbacca that shit! T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: moan and utter wordless phrases like the lead singer of Pearl Jam? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No shit I have. If you saw my wife you'd know why. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Cut some of your pubes off, hold them in your hand, plow a girl from behind and act like you're about to bust, and then pull out and spit on her back, so she turns around and then you blow it in her face and slap the pubes on while yelling like Chewbacca T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Sweet! Photoshop assignment for the week - digital boob job T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: This should be interesting...pity they supply the original image, I would have done it to a dude. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What's in it for me? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I can own that contest. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: send him a mugshot and he can show you how hot you'd have looked had you been born with different dangly bits? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Oh they supplied the model? I was gunna photoshop Grace Park. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if he's photoshopping boobs, a face can't be that hard. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you pay you should be able to get my mugshot. I'm waiting for it to show up on the friday roundup. I was in the middle of shaving my head with a 6+foot sword. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: I wonder what Karen Gillan would look like with boobs. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: a couple tweeks to a good angled pic of Grace and we might have a winner T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Her nipples suck though, and not in the good way T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: could be worse, an image of a topless Betty White could flash through your head T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'd fuck the shit outta her. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and I ment Betty T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: she's a fucking awesome human. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: And looks better than my wife T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: more of a balloonimal now. Poke her with your needle and she'd probably explode. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I wouldn't date her or anything, but if she asked me I would totally. She was fucking old before there was internet. And I still respect her enough to have a great time pleasing her. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: You need to watch Saving Grace. The movie. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: time for some Reach T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well I fucking stopped carring about asking if the mods even bother commign in her anymore T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: did anyone do anything illegal here? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: "did anyone do anything fucking illegal here?" ftfy. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: my bad T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Double XP let's go bitches T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: remove T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: What ever... I don't want money, I don't want power, I want a specific woman's love. Don't know if she's married or somethign now days. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: good luck T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded laughs at Oceani's futile attempt to remove T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: shut up:$ T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: That's why I keep my criminal skills sharp. If I can't buy her love (0 chance for her) and I can't earn her love ( I took my chance and ground that into the ground because I was stupid), That leaves stealing it somehow. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arelix is agreeing with that Indicus person again... T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Called rape T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Already raped her. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Which is why I can't touch a woman without concent while sober. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah it wasn't you're grab a chick and rape her, and we went out for years after. But I'll own it. I did wrong. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: well not really years, it was probably closer to 1 since she went off to college. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Is this an underage thing T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: maybe. But we were within 2.5 years, she would proabbly have been 17 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: and had been dating since she was 15 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It happens. What came of this incident? Felony? Misdem? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No, nothing like that. I just know I was wrong to do it. But I was a fucking idiot back then and thought all girls were as awesome as her. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: We didn't break up. I tried anal on her after a girl a I was cheating on her with let me do. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: And that went well? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: And that went well? T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: My bad T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: It's fucked cuz this was ages ago, but I haven't found a girl who is like her since. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: But how many girls honestly have you met since then T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well other than that anal, she was my first gf. She moved off to college and I was too afraid. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: been 3 years and ive met at least 12 girls since then.. they all been dumb bitches.. :/ T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'll let you know if I need that 6th finger to count women I've slept with. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you count the first and only time I did anal with my second gf which was before i slept with my second girlfriend then it's 6 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: sorry had to put on my shoes brb T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah I know there's nothing you can say to someone like me. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: other than I need to die. Every day I wake up and say FUCK I woke up today T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: A shot or two of methanol will take care of that. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: Or methadone, if you prefer. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh fuck I love Methadone T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Addicted bad in 09 T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: I think everything should be legal. If you can function, function. If you fuck up, deal with the cops. Such a silly war. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I starteed with heroin then moved to coke and then meth, then pot, then I just drank a fifth a day, then they put me on legal meds 2-3 times a day made me feel foggy, and it still wasn't enough to make me feel stupid enough. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I think you should just people by who they are. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded thinks Indicus should go get some rest for himself T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: if you're a tweaker who stocks racks like mother fucker and don't steal I'd rather hire you. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oath: And if you're a pos who's gonna rob and steal, it doesn't matter if you're clean really. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yeah some rest will make me not admit the truth. T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol nice op d T3/r6/2012-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: wrong chat T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yup I should never admit I was stupid. I should just tell some god guy and I'd be good to go. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: EMO EMO EMO T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: On your mom right now? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: she doing TV(triple vag creampie) to keep he gogurt hole going? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: You are obviously a very angry young man. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: No O T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm someone who wishes I was dead. But just doesn't die T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm too smart, was too stupid, and let most people abuse me. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: =h 5 T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hmmm T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: LIFE IS HELL T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Oh the humanity T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hell couldn't be worse. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: there's only one thing I want in the whole world and it's impossable for me to achive T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: proper spelling and grammar? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I know it but I don't give a FUCK, so sorry about those bad pixels in your fucking head. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: I'm not the one whingeing away to the masses. pretty sure the one with fucked up pixels would be you. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling plays the world's smallest violin for Indicus. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: OMG you're totally right. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: you get used to it. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I'm totally not comming back here. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: The first step on the road to suicide is losing interest in self improvement. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you can trust me T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: it's online so it's true. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Can I have your stuff? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: me and jebus are walking off into the sunset now lol. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Yes you can star T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: That's how I got my manor :-P T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I'm like a squatter, living on the piled carcasses of bored players T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you can have everything as soon as this recall brawl is over T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you left star, I got my 2.5 mil for you. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: remember pimp, share it with your gogurt vagina mom. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Hey Star it say's you're not accepting deliveries T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What are you trying to send? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Trivia tokens... T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: hmm T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i'll take 'em T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Try now T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling holds her roll of tape tightly and grins wickedly. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: all gone now T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Or never were, more likely T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: hey, Starling, how about a free token? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: i could use one T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: 2 of them were from ads T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: I gave them all to frog and now I have 38k =) T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Cool, guess you can quit now T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Nope. I have to die to leave. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: you're stuck with me T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: guess what Star, you're the first friend of a rapist T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Help friend T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: Well I don't think anyone will misss be me later T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: we're trying to, but you're still here. if you'll leave, we'll miss you. just give us the chance. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: kk what's the reroll command so I can make sure. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: 'help whinge' T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: it's recreate. Peace out. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indicus: wiped. Just forget I was here. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol wb T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hay T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Tits on Titanic being drawn. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: mooooo T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: how do you like your eggs in the morning? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: sunny side up T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: lady replies: unfertelised T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hi oc T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: el T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: elooo T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: shit. all the areas have such frightning names T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Heshit. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Anyone here T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: there is a dominatrix in zyian.. that gave an idea to make a 18+ area. any thoughts?:) T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: time to jerk off, i suggest youjizz.com T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Against policy T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: not if you fill a form T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: wtf T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: you seem to have a firm grasp on how muds work, please suggest this on the general forums T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: there are no curse boards T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I saw some pot pies in hell, that gave me the idea you should get your ass in the kitchen and bake me a pot pie. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: shiit you can get that at KFC T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: We don't need a +18 area even if it were possible T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: says you T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: i need one T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: we have socials for that :p T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli peers intently at An altar boy. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: well.. thats dirty! T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: when all those TV-shows are harnessing the attraction of full frontal nudity.. why Aardmud is still in the dark ages? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid exposes himself to Hwuaijijal. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: liked that? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid grin T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli boggles at an altar boy. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fucking kingsholm quest T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: fucking old man at the zooo! T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: all quests are fuckin' cool! T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: the kingsholm thing is too much though when you keep getting q/cp mobs in the shrines T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid skullfucks a quest. How suave, don't you think? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Why do I still have my corpse in my inventory? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: cuz it has stuff in it T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: invis items T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Oh right, forgot I still had one, thank ya T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: god damned mosquitos in my friends house!!! T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: mosquitos are fucking evil T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: some friend. Perhaps in his own subtle way he's telling you to GTFO? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: eat some fish or get thiamine, or repellent if guess that should keep them off T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i just got here... lol.. he invited my ass over here.. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Avon's SkinSoSoft works really, really well against mosquitoes T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: trap T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: or don't eat bannas T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: yeah make a trap with your blood T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: brewer's yeast is good for keeping 'em away as well, but gotta start it well in advance T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: devils playground T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: or bug spray? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i hear that works T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: or armpit deoderant T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: just takes awhile to apply T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Stick cloves in an apple. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: no wait thats crabs nvm T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: burn some blue jeans T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: where's the fucking voting booth? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: 1 e of recall T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: found it, thanks T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: cherry cola T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: How fucking dare you.... T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Holy shit. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I just got one of those out of the fridge. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i know i didn't think i had it in me T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: WHERE ARE YOU WATCHING FROM??? T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: back yard T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: on my tv in a lightning storm XD T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: the call is coming from inside the house! T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i get better reception in the backyard T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: next..........doritos T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: the house is inside from call the coming! T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: man i'm getting a good laugh out of this T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: later guys T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SujI9V9RVf8&feature=player_detailpage T3/r6/2012-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: some aard players XD T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: i cannot fucking wait to grow back into my aard axes T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'll take one please. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: lawl T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: only one? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: talk to the hand T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: rosie!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: so this is is the anything goes channel ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: no T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: No personal attacks... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: e.g. you can say 'fuck' and whatnot on it, but if I tell you to 'fuck off and die, you ass-spelunking cockmaster' it would still be considered a personal attack. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yet Dru ........ that was NOT nice T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: we have a responsability to help T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: If I am going to be part of this community then deliniate T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: wat T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im going to be drunk and an asshole T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Well, you have the second part already mastered T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm very shitty at the treatment of Dru T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I want you all to respect the impact you have in this community T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Fuck off. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fk u :) T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak personally punches Starling in the nipple. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: and what do you think they were doing to Dru?!?! yet noone stepped in ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: music chan ?? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: curse T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Curse you! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: curse T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: cure curse T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: music? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: finger druzil T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: what? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: its cathartic T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: not tonight T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: dafuq T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: hard fast ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Then cut it off. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BrokenBot Covenant: shut your fucking face uncklefucker! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: slow steady? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: no I just wanna be petted T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: need a collar first T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: orrow mine? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: damn you to hell! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo bursts into tears. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm sorry - just trying it T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fn haate u T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I really hate you all for standing by while you you hurt a member of your community and that really disgusts me given that you put so much energy into here I tthought you wouldf be better ppl! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nobody gives a shit T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: I do. By the pound. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: You had your feelings hurt on the internet. Grow the fuck up. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli wuv Tzadkiel. Aww, how coot. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: lol what a bunch of pricks. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: I hate to say it ... well, no I don't. Waah. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: waahhh T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I have no idea what's going on T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Lay off the drugs. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I think someone needs more wuvving T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: but they're so fun T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo has a giant smile on his face as he begins the rite of self-molestation. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: our usual DJ was attacked n noone did anything T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Drugs are bad. they should just let everyone die. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: perhaps being a part of a clan mean ppl give mor of a shit about you ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Not really T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I ignore people who are looking for attention, cuddles, and hugs generally. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: I'm feeling a bit emo today folks, can I get some huggles? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo starts humping nothing, wishing Thanty were here. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli shakes his head at RUM-FILLED Robbo. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua puts his arms around you as he gropes for your wallet T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli goes 'pfft' at Kanmuru Kirua and covers him with globs of spittle! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: jeez lets get back to bashing the racist T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: bot ! I ment racist bot! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Which one's the racist? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: and why did that make me want fried chicken? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: sigh .... me T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: gotta love community gaming groups for ... well . gaming T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: pop a loaf for me ! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: sooo curse chan .... still anything goes ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: good morning ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: hello T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: http://i.imgur.com/2DYRL.jpg T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: how are oyu ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Super, you/ T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Istill feel inhibited here T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: inhibited? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yes T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Okay T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: do you ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo is slapping Creamcake with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: I don't unberstand why you do... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: is there an ubercurse chan ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo. Finger bang an orangutan, how I love the zoo! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Huh? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: there are things we cannot say here T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Like? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Racist slurs T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Also, your mom's name T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: the ubercurse channel is called ft T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: we do not have to fear legal action here ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What do you mean, 'legal action' ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: non echelon T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: We murder children here, I think we're good. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: can we actually not use racist slurs here? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: All of the rules still apply on curse. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Including harassment, racial slurs, etc. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lets find out... Damn those asians and their awesome math skills! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak looks around. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Jhav :D 'ello T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: single ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Really no one cares, there's a fucking ignore command if you don't like someone. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: the problem with 'ignore' is that I'm limited to 10 T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: there should be a wish that increases the number T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm not American but 1st ammendment ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I don't give a toss about that T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mr. Dash: first amendment protects you from the government. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I aint American T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol american's don't have rights. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ok freedom of speech? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: If the US government doesn't like you, they send you to Guantanamo T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: americans have rights.... just no rights to their money. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: can we do better ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Freedom of speach only allies if you're saying something the government agrees with. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: otherwise they can lock you in a box and torture you forever and don't have to tell anyone. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Vaki you on ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: brb , have to read back T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: - regen - T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: back soz\ T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: 1st ammend covers a snoot off weapons too T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: we have all lost our pepper ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: 4th ammendent still protects rail guns though lol. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Also it's not legal to buy bear meat in California, so I guess they don't have the right to bear arms. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: look axtak pose a relavent example or go back to .. mudding ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: cute T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: It is relevent, coilguns and rail guns aren't considered firearms and are therefore unregulated. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: but ok - no holds barred chann ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: No this the no holes barred channel T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: yes the more holes the better T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: That's why priests get all the action, they're holier than the rest of us. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli is agreeing with that Axtak person again... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: OK why not? anything you can say ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: fn trolls! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well I'm off to skull fuck retarded babies for a while then sell the left overs to the pope's dress wearing farries. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: aw look , I've met ppl here I really like T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm not going to spend 10k hours online to get T9 T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: tbh if you want that just hire a chinese leveler T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: but I would like to be a part of your community T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: You can be the community cum dumpster. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: tbh irl I'm hanging out with a bunch of useless white supremacists- yay small town ! I'd rther be here T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom and her pimp? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol, playing muds will keep the illiterates away. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: mum shipped me here - dad works - T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Your dad turns the tricks in the family? Womens lib at work. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: dad is a " cleaner" at Pine Gap - the rest of the town drinks beer n races cars/bikes T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well I'm dressed, time to go see your dad and get my pipes cleaned. Have a SUPER day. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: they are all "cleaners" T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Xylix ! come be relavent ! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Tzadkiel you white C>>t! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: coat? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: aww .. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hello T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: is there a "black movement" ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im not totally stupis , i know panthers etc but noydays ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ft hey T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: whats up fuckers..lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Eat shit and die. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: F U all !! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: are you on dole T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: sneak u r too smart to be on the dole T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: I mean, are you on centrelink? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Sneak* T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: what about you. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: who? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I live with my Dad while I go to uni T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: no youth allowance? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you mean me ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: or whatever that shit is called these days T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: should fucking abolish centrelink. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: is that like welfare or some shit? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: yes. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: ah T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: no! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: you don't pay taxes, you have no say. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I live at home ! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: so you don't need centrelink T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: well what passes for it anyway T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: my Dad pays tax, and buys my food T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I live at home and go to school T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: so you dont need centrelink T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: No T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: if I want $ I ask Dad T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: sorry - OK it's a bit of a sore point T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm not a waste of oxygen T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Sneak you need centrelink? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: lolwut? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you askedme T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: I pay 37% tax. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: so why ask me ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: which pays for your centrelink T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: was just curious if you were a dole bludger T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im a student T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: isnt 33% the lowst threshhold ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: 37%. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: lowest threshold?! lololololol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: explain ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: google ATO tax rates T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: 45% is the highest T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lolololye i dont get out much , jus to date xylix T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: what do you do with your head that you are here ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: belong much ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i got dumped here T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: at least it has cooled down- was 40 odd + when I first got here T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: classmates are stupid lesbian hippies and the rest of the place is full of rednecks n ..... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Alice Springs , Hope the first nuke does find it T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: so no .. I am not on centrelink and you can save your scowls for the FUCKING CUNTS THAT SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF AUSTRALIA. BECAUSE i AM NOT ONE T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: please note - no dole bludgers were hurt on this channel ... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Sneak, you there ? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I do have issue with how you treated Dru a few nights ago T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: OK OK sorry , just really pissed off at not having my own $ atm - am pretty narcy atm T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: get a job T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: How I treated Dru what? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sneak: Go get a job.... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I am sorry . Not the forum for that T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Thank you craigslist... I am almost done with my period and can't help how horny I am. Anyone like fucking or having oral during this time? if you like this and like thicker sexy woman hit me up with your pic and lets do something about this.. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuckity fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: damn fuckity fuck fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: doesn't exist T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: figures T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Fawk T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: fak T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hillbilly? fouck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: facking hall T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: frack! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Cunt. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: bitch T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: bitch T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Shitdick. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: snap! U owe me a coke T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: bi product of a lesbian cluster fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: nothing better to do boys? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: something to do T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum is agreeing with that Fearmelisa person again... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im a girl T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Bitchtit. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go ^~SireN~^ Oceania!!! Dakrum cheers her on. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: slob knocker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ball sucker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Fruit nugget. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: jamsone and dakrum arnt T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum smiles happily. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson nods. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: grandma licker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Twat turtle. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: ocenia is a clannie XD T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tech Bloke Danj: lies, there are no girls on the internet T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum rolls on the floor laughing at Tech Bloke Danj's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: turtle? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Im looking for a job. I have had my own lawn care business and my own automotive/marine detailing business. <--- Wow that's a fancy way to say I mowed lawns and washed cars for beer money. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: erm ive got boobs...yep im a girl T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: am i not fucking turtle enough for the god damn turtle club?! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Cunt cake. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: oceania doesnt have boobs she has b3wbz T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i'm out of ideas T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fruit fucker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Titonsters. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: google here i come T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Titzillas. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Mmmmm twat waffles.... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: 'If they're little they're tittles.' T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Globes of love. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: nope. They a decent size T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Titonics. 'Those are sad because when they get older, they sink.' T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: 36 B Oceania? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: 36 C actually T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Good fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum drops to the floor and hails ^~SireN~^ Oceania! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: haha ass jabber T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Cum dumpster. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: 36 c breast size? can i touch them T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: bum shagger T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: ass bandit T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is walking around with pursed lips, telling everyone how rox they are. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum winks at Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: they mine, not urs...touch ur own (man)boobs roque T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud at ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: haha T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: look at roque trollin for boobs T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori screams "trololololololololololololololololololo" at RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i looked up curse words and found axwound for female genitalia T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: banana fucker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: donut fucker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum is staring at crotches again, trying to find more heshits. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nocturnus: donut puncher is the correct term i believe =p T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: good one jame! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: bumble fuck T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i like donuts T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: thanks T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum is agreeing with that Coloring Colori person again... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: mmmmm donuts T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: mouth licker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: where do you think they get the cream from? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: from yo mama?! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: eeeeeeuw james!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i heard shes prettycreamy T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: bunch of old guys in the back T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: #cream T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: She still likes it either way, don't you Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: my mom it there to help if something goes wrong with one of the machines T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: dirty girl T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania drops to the floor and hails Jameson! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ur more disgusting than me james! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum has just 'pfft'ed you! How disgusting! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i'm well balanced T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum THWAPS Jameson for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i think dakrum has a man crusg T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: oohhh T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: crush* T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: imagine fucking a bee:x T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shakes his head at Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: sounds like fun T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Lmfao. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i would remove the stinger incase i miss the hole T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ul will scream with pain and pleasure T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: XD T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: What about a snake Ocean. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: my friend caught his buddy with a lotion bottle T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: he was small enough for it i reckon T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: have fun before the poison kills u!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Not all have poison lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: why are you fuckkng bees oceanoa T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: ^ T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you like the bzzz and the little stinger?! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im not:O T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Strange. You could swear ^~SireN~^ Oceania was here just a second ago. Now there's just Coloring Colori and a new, weird looking floor lamp. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum SMACKS Coloring Colori upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wasps are beter;)...jokes:x T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You are splashed with blood from Coloring Colori as his skin is slowly peeled away by Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori gives ^~SireN~^ Oceania a nice booty smack. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum gets a blank look on his face. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia peers around herself intently. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Oh shit. Threesome. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: welcome lyudia, T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: euw gross dude T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania pulls out a gun and blows Dakrum's fucking head off. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia rips her clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Swirls of darkness dance around Jameson. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: that was a good one T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Come on, Lyudia's down lol. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is down on one knee, and cupping ^~SireN~^ Oceania's ass. Ewwwww. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im a vampire...so i like blood;) T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: That's all you James. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i'm full of blood T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: She'll have to bite your dick off for that. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: jamie how you know? :P T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania pulls out a gun and blows Jameson's fucking head off. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i cut myself to make sure i'm still alive T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: good quick ideas to get out of work 3 hours earlier T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: rat licker, james ur a rat licker. Shame on u!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia starts humping nothing, wishing Thanty were here. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: cum dumpster T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: you play with old mans balls T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania grins evilly at Her Grace, Lyudia. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: goat fucker T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Gonna finger all of you for a sec. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: at least they bigger than urs:x T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i saw oceania with a horse T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum gets a blank look on his face. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: and a bot T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go ^~SireN~^ Oceania!!! Dakrum cheers her on. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: whats bigger than whos? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum THWAPS Coloring Colori for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: at least i didn't join druid out of sexual frustration T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I wish I was bow legged so it would be easier to teabag midgets. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ooo metal T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: lol axtak T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: so is sex with a vampire considered necrophilia? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dont hate cus i have the biggest 3 incher ever and you are jealous T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: damn mines 2 1/2 T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia sticks out her tongue and tries to lick her neck or something, weirdo. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: like i said T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum winks at Her Grace, Lyudia. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pats Jameson on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen licks Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum winks at ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i will think of you tonight oceania! do you have a picture that i can tape to the back of her head? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: my butts wigglable:x T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia is seeking something long and thick to satisfy her oral needs. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum coughs loudly. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen takes Her Grace, Lyudia in her mouth, now you see it, now you don't. WOW! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: a large milkshake? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: na, but i have a pic of my dog james? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: er. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: oops. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i didn't know they had one of those T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i guess T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: pix or get off curse! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: guess i have to pull out the old jenna jameson T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: feel like a donut now:/ T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sometimes you feel like a nut some times ya dont oceania T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hole on oceania and i will pump one out for you T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: There's your donut Colori T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hope you like bavarian T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I want a blueberry muffin... and some pussy. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia strikes a pose in her most babe-like style! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: jameson spits out the raspberry filled donuts T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum is looking for someone to do the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with. Flee!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: make it chocolate? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: sure! now i have to stick it in the right hole first T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum blows a kiss at Her Grace, Lyudia ... isn't he so CUTE? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: raspberry-period chocolate- you guessed it T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: dont fuck up my donut! Or il make my donut fuck up yu! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: well i have to go T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: fun jawing with you al T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia winks at Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol, I found a craigslist post earlier today for a chick on the rag who wants to get eaten out. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: watch out for oceania she's out for blood T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Ax, I doubt it's a good idea to mention that here... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: must be that time of month again T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: my humpa my humps my humps T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania starts humping nothing, wishing Thanty were here. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum humps Her Grace, Lyudia's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia is either in love with Dakrum or she just wants to fuck him. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia puts her finger in her mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson shrieks as EvilLittle Vixxen grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods his head desperately. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: james? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: shaving does not relieve crab infestation T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Dakrum mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum starts moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen rolls on the floor laughing at Her Grace, Lyudia's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania pulls out a gun and blows Jameson's fucking head off. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen points at Dakrum and screams at him, 'DOLT!' T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: color nope but nix will. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania licks Jameson. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: hahaha T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: welcome T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its sad you know it will fearmelissa T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: whose next? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum raises his hand. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: aww. There is no orgy social. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum frowns at what EvilLittle Vixxen did. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: colori no im a nurse :P~ fu. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is searching to test his new tongue techniques on someone. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania pulls out a gun and blows Dakrum's fucking head off. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania licks Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its also a line from porkys T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom towards Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You should probably look away. Her Grace, Lyudia's tongue is making its way between Dakrum's legs. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as EvilLittle Vixxen is on her knees and Coloring Colori is busy moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania enthusiastically high-fives Her Grace, Lyudia! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia takes ^~SireN~^ Oceania in her arms and gives her a long, hot kiss. How sweet. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia: .:x T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen gasps in astonishment. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum gets a blank look on his face. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania grins evilly at Her Grace, Lyudia. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia blushes. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum kisses Her Grace, Lyudia. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Dakrum's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: munkie dick sucker!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ack! Is that a shark chewing on Dakrum?! Aw, it's only Her Grace, Lyudia again. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum winks at Her Grace, Lyudia. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: one time i heard that mudsex cures cancer T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen is fleeing from rabid guinea pigs! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck the monkeys dakrum!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia slides her tongue over Dakrum's body... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum starts moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum starts moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum starts moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum starts moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum starts moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: curse porn:x!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori shrieks as EvilLittle Vixxen grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia cackles as she waves her bare blue ass at Dakrum! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wiggle my ass! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: O.O' T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen rolls on the floor laughing at Her Grace, Lyudia's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: oh you are sooo bored! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: If only if only. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: haha T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dakrum got a cyber boner T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen shakes her head. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i wants that donut T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: hes wackin off while typing on curse T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum has just 'pfft'ed you! How disgusting! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia takes Dakrum in her mouth, now you see it, now you don't. WOW! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Farseer peers around herself intently. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania barks loudly at Dakrum to KNOCKITDOWN, she can only lan lan suck thumb just follow order lah. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: of course he's jacking off. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum rolls on the floor laughing at EvilLittle Vixxen's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: haha T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: poor little kiddies T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: can i wiggle my butt again? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ooo! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Farseer spanks ^~SireN~^ Oceania playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia bounces around. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania winks at Farseer. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Farseer: ..random T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen rips her clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: now u can all see my wiggling butt:x!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia seems to want to fuck you... And everyone else in the room for that matter. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania kisses Farseer fiercely. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania screams, 'WooHoo!!!' at the top of her lungs. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori smacks ^~SireN~^ Oceania out of her boots with a sign reading "FUCKER". T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania smacks Coloring Colori out of his boots with a sign reading "NO !!" T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia cries out "FUCK ME! DEAR GOD! FUCK ME!!" as she dies with only 1 tnl. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen enthusiastically high-fives ^~SireN~^ Oceania! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia rips Dakrum's strap-on off her crotch, proving they're a WOMAN! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Coloring Colori is on his knees and EvilLittle Vixxen is busy moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum motions Lyudia to follow him into a room. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: my humps, my hump my lovely lady humps! Dam u colori! Its stuck in my head T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: what can i say T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: it was bound to happen T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia follows Dakrtm. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen's bar of liquid white fire hits Coloring Colori making him disappear. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia: dakrum* T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: atleast its not my little pony T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania smacks Coloring Colori out of his boots with a sign reading "WHATEVER !!" T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori gets a blank look on his face. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen puts Coloring Colori to shame... Like A Boss. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I don't tolerate people following me with clothes on, Lyudia. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: my humps are wigglin tew T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia winks at Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks Her Grace, Lyudia playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks Her Grace, Lyudia playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks Her Grace, Lyudia playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks Her Grace, Lyudia playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia moans in ecstasy at Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia giggles. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: my little pony my little pony... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ack! EvilLittle Vixxen just streaked by Dakrum! Run, she might come for you next! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: nooo colori!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia is giving Dakrum an erotic lapdance. Lucky git. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen leaps into Coloring Colori's arms and covers him with smooches! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i heard roquewarrior looks like rainbow brights friend..that little puff ball T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amongst the sorcery and swordplay, Coloring Colori steals a kiss from EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania enthusiastically high-fives Coloring Colori! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: good one! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori sits quietly and preens. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen giggles. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen starts to nuzzle and preen Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia waves her hand in front of Dakrum's eyes to check and see if he's afk. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: lol this songs gonna be stuck in my head all day :( T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia pouts. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: good! Karma colori T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its alright tho T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: its popular T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen invites you to join her self-supporting farm in Waco, where you will be protected from the Y2K bug. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and i can use the chorus when i go out tonight T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori beams with pride. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum takes Lyudia in his arms and begins kissing her fiercly. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Apologies T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Wtf T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wanna drive these fuckers crazy:x T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia kisses Dakrum fiercely. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i dont mean to be rude but tonight im fuckin you T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori puts his finger in his mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania grins evilly at Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania runs her hands over Coloring Colori's body, slowly stripping away the clothing... T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Dakrum's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori rips his clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen turns to Coloring Colori and shrieks loudly! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen licks Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Coloring Colori *dix* EvilLittle Vixxen! Yoo want a *dix* too :( T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum kisses Her Grace, Lyudia. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum kisses EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: and meh?? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen laughs at Coloring Colori mercilessly. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: xD T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania looks at Dakrum with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen gasps as she realizes what Dakrum did. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Dx T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sick, evil grin, EvilLittle Vixxen runs up to Dakrum and pants him. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Can't social shit to you Ocean lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum frowns. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Coloring Colori *dix* ^~SireN~^ Oceania! Yoo want a *dix* too :( T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: why dakrum? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sick, evil grin, EvilLittle Vixxen runs up to Coloring Colori and pants him. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i heard dakrum was on buttplug.com T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum looks down and waves his junk about. Wee! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: is this true?! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Wtf is that lo. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol * T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia grins evilly at Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen looks like she's about to streak! Avert your eyes! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori playfully tackles EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen giggles at Coloring Colori's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum SMACKS Coloring Colori upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum takes EvilLittle Vixxen in his arms and gives her a long, hot kiss. How sweet. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori yawns. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum winks suggestively. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: im bored T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With an innocent look in her green eyes, EvilLittle Vixxen meows. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen sits on Coloring Colori and squashes him; he doesn't look overjoyed. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori tjopps the hell outta EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Her Grace, Lyudia off in a corner fingerbanging herself. Looks like fun! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Dibs. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania pokes Farseer in the ribs. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum pokes Lyudia in the vagina. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: what is THAT social, Lyudia?! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia is giving Dakrum an erotic lapdance. Lucky git. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia: fingerbang! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you can use teh "social" command to search socials :-) T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: WTF I just went to the local computer shop to pick up a powercord, I was also looking for a 12v 2a power cord for my external harddrive. The braindead seeming guy seemed overly confused so I just got the power cord.Then he HAD to put my name and zip into his lil computer to sell me the fucking $3 cord because he couldn't get past the screen otherwise. GOD DAMN FUCKTARDS! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: doing "social off in a " yields 2 socials...shelp vgame and shelp fingerbang will show what each of them say T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice Dakrum being fingerbanged by EvilLittle Vixxen, then her whole arm disappears! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: I feel your pain. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda comforts Axtak. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: That is really fucking annoying. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Tf Vixxen xD T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: I always tell them to just put in bullshit data, I'm not giving them my info for buying something trivial like that. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* EvilLittle Vixxen *lix* Dakrum! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori pees on you intently! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Color don't get jealous lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: not jealous T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: just hadda pee T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum goes 'pfft' at Coloring Colori and covers him with globs of spittle! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wat happend? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Her Grace, Lyudia takes Coloring Colori in her mouth, now you see it, now you don't. WOW! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cringe as you see Coloring Colori eating a fat dick with some ketchup. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, lyudia is a cool name. i should totally mail order a bride and have her change her name to that T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: So Lyudia just ate his cock and Color ate another. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sick, evil grin, EvilLittle Vixxen runs up to Coloring Colori and pants him. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori blows kisses at no one in particular. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey dakrum, do you like see saws? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: he like a symbian T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, hey dude, you're gay right? can you help me pick a haircut style that women will find cool? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: lol i think he just nochanned himself T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you could grow it out and look like a tranny T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen looks at Dakrum with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pounces on Coloring Colori, pinning him to the ground. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori rubs his nose softly against EvilLittle Vixxen's. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm THWAPS Coloring Colori for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm makes the appropriate jacking-off hand signal, showing his true feelings. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen blinks innocently at Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: alestorm, what was that movie with all the english criminals and the russian mobsters with the cock sucking gestures? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: aww someones mad cus they didnt get eskimo kisses T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen comforts Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm rolls on the floor laughing at (Friend) VampireDude's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, inuit? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: can't remember T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori laughs out loud at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, let's petition lasher to add a gwinchai language channel T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: alestorm okay, thanks anyways =( i'll ask abelinc since he knows everything T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: how about you petition your mom to stop watching food network! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori beams with pride at (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Alestorm's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you dont know your mom?' T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen kisses Alestorm fiercely. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: is bangorang your second language? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no you paramecium T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum glows with a strange light as he forms a jump point and leaps in! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pounces on Coloring Colori, pinning him to the ground. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* EvilLittle Vixxen *lix* Alestorm! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: bye all T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh no a quest for a fucking flame triton T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: darn. 159 days since dwiiwica logged in T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: man, only 23+2 qp T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyone recommend a beverage for st patricks day? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: guiness? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda incidentally, you think lesbian strippers are of less quality for men than hetero strippers? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: deffinitly, hetero can be bought with a lil cocaine. but lesbians you have to knock out first T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: which kind of stripper are we talking about here? The kind that will put out on the sly or otherwise willing to give you more...or the kind that's just taking her clothes off to pay for college? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: both cocaine is a mischevious friend T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the latter are mostly just attention-whores, the former are just whores. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda um the lesbian codeine pill popping variety that uses her tongue and flashes things that're illegal to flash even in clubs T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: lol T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, 239 days 0 hours and 49 minutes since metria logged on T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are there actual hairstyles for female pubic hair? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or is it like with old men where its either bald or not bald? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you never heard of the landing strip? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: how to reveal you're a child T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: one of the latest trends is called vadazzling. They shave off all the hair and then glue on Bedazzle beads instead. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: incidentally, salvanas, did you know that cuntsquare is a nautical knot term? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: anyone wanna play cartwheels? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda sneaks up behind VampireDude and hauls out an epic cackasarnie. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude trips on his rifle, and falls out of the clock tower. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: lol what one was that V? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: where 53.sultan in Thalos...are you fucking joking :( T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mahon: did it say bazinga? T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no you said bazanga T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wickedly Sharp: FUCK EVERYTHING AND ITS BULLSHIT T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you want that, study with the pervy Japanese. I hear they took genital reconstructive surgery to a new extreme. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: plus, the japanese cow farmers think fresh cow turds that haven't hit the ground yet are a delicacy. T3/r6/2012-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Now I'm imagining a bunch of Japanese people with bibs and upturned faces, running around the pasture. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: So is it true if you take your booze analy you don't get hangovers? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: It is not. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: It is. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you get alcohol poisoning instead T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well I assume you'll still suffer some dehydration... but not the stomach problems T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Why don't you find out for us? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm considering it. But after watching that video of a chick do it and fall in her crap filled toilet while trying to squat on the seat a few times and then talking to her cat, I want a second oppinion. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Why didn't she flush the toilet T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Women... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: she was extremely wasted by the time she got that far T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: She was 10k shades to the wind. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Dumb bitches T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded nods in agreement with Agsded T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If you want to avoid hangovers, then just drink lots of water before and during your drinking binge, and make sure you drink alcohol with little to no added sugar. Sugar is what gives you the headache symptoms. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Your liver converting ethanol into acetaldehyde is what gives you a hangover. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's why I don't drink that Yellow Tail shit anymore. Way too much added sugar. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: But the video didn't show if she was hungover in the morning. I mean it bypasses your stomach so in theory that would negate almost all my drinking problems the next day T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Drinking water will ease the dehydration symptoms, but the only sure way to avoid a hangover is to drink in moderation. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: But that's not very fun T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Alcohol gives hangovers, not sugar. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol? Alcohol goes into your blood, your stomach is an epicenter to your blood stream. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Impurities in your alcohol are the main cause. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Actually, alcohol is absorbed more readily in your colon, which is why anal administration makes you get intoxicated more rapidly. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I can drink Jim Beam all fucking night long. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Crown and coke T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: How much jim? and straight or mixxed? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Rapidly, sure, but if you're drinking all damn night, is acceleration really the way you want to go? After an hour, it makes no difference. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: being sober means you can go farther with the drunk women. You also have less chance of making THAT mistake and waking up with both a headache and a new best friend named George. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I drank 3/4 of a bottle of tequila at the Halloween party I went to last year. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Shots and straight. I used to mix with coke, as any whiskey rookies first does, but the coke gave me more piss breaks and hangovers than the Beam did. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Cola can speed dehydration. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Nothing's more irritating than when your plans to get hammered keep having speed bumps to the bathroom. Skip the cola. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: No, it's a classy drink, not a get wasted drink T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, nothing's more irritating than when you want to smoke a fat blunt of dank weed, and nobody has any for sale. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Classy? Alcohol is alcohol. It's all meant to get ya fucked up and obnoxious in the end. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: by hammered, do you mean drunk or laid? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I like classy drinks...keeps me from mooning my friends.... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol alcohol virgin detected. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Who? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling peers around herself intently. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If you know any dudes getting "hammered" when they go get drunk, then you need to stop taking trips to the gay bar Hanslanda. :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I love when people tell me they drank like 2 - 4 fifths by themselves in a night. I'm a tank and I can't do 2 fifths in a night without some mad drugs. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: alcohol can be a key or a prison...depending on how you use it T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Hammered is the most common term I've heard of for getting very drunk T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: rednecks get hammered... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era claps at Agsded's performance. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: a litter will usually take me down. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: doesn't mean they're gay T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era frowns at what Gwynyfar did. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I know lots of women who are proficient in the exquisite art of the jackhammer. They can really drop it like it's hard. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: js T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Your mom? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You're validating my point, Hanslanda, and Starling is attesting to it. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era falls off the shortbus scraping his knees and Agsded laughs his ass off at him! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Nice trolling on the Ideas board, by the way Starling. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: back in the day, yes. I stopped spying when she stopped bringing home penis. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: that statement of mine wasn't colored with any hate or judgement...just a simple statement is all T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Trolling? You mean in response to the 'm' and 'k' thing? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol, yep. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I meant what I said, it's not rocket surgery to pay some goddamn attention to what you type. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: and I use the term wasted for people who undo their own lives while high or drunk, and then think it's up to someone else to take the blame... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm offended Starling, womens lib, why can't everyones dad take it like a bitch? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh I completely agree with you. There's enough hand-holding in Aard as it is. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: serious waste of time and energy... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Nobody is forcing you to roll your face on the keyboard when bidding on an item. *shrug* T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Roll my face... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: wsdf rvtgb678io T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's what I get when I roll my face. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Did you actually roll your face on the keyboard? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Good think I jizzed on your keyboard last night T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: thing T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'll admit, it was my hand. I just shaved after a month, so I didn't want to get blood on my keyboard. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Touche', Agsded. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I pulled the 4 horsemen encounter in WoW last time I passed out on my keyboard. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Never played the WoW crack, I'm fine with Guild Wars and DDO. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I only rolled my face on the keyboard once. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I played WoW and they said 'a warlock can win at pvp just by rolling their face on the keyboard.' I tried it and lost. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I see videos of that game, and all I see are cartoon graphics. Once you have good character detail, you can't play a game like WoW. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's like asking someone to play Doom after they played F.E.A.R. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Doom will never get old T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Duke Nukem > Doom T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: True, same with Diablo 2, but that doesn't mean it's something you'd choose over a modern game. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm one of the best EoB (end of bottle) healers in wow. I'm awesome until I just plain pass out. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: We'll take your word for it. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I quit WoW when patch 3.0 came in T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I quit a couple times, but mainly when they nerfed my healing and my rocket boots in the same patch. It's just not fun anymore T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: To any DDO non-VIP players out there, the DDO Store is holding most low level adventure packs for 75% off. So go get your fill. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Speaking of which, it's time to get back in there... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Free MMOs have taught me that either I have really bad luck with Brazilians or that they take games way to serious (and almost all of them think they're profesional soccer players) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are you sure they were brazilian and not chinese? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Fuck, fuck, cunt, penis, fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Just putting the channel on the right track T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Way to keep it relevant T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Fuckers T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Chinese play soccer? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You could try gametalk or tells. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Chinese play chess T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: only the ones with talent. The others are disappeared after embarassing losses. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I thought they played Chinese Checkers. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: You shut your whore mouth T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: China is made from lead. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: WTF? I think I just heard a sheep in the hall T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I just learned this week that while all lamb I've had has tasted like shit. I will rape the fuck outta that lamb in gyros. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: no comprende T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: of all the places to do so, why would you admit on Curse channel that you poke your meat into your food before eating it? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: And non-consensually, at that. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Because they don't allow advertising your dads mud in other channels T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you really want to know how to make the special sauce, you can just google it. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Is it called T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: RAPESAUCE? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Hmmm I can't say I've every googled rapesauce. I think I'm going to try. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: anal rage... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol there's a recipe under Broccoli Rape sauce, but on the actual page it says Broccoli rabe sauce =( T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: When I devastate people on Halo Reach, that's the epitome of Rapesauce T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Also saw pwnsauce used and I can't say I've ever seen sauce weak enough to use that. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Really? Anyone ever seen someone try to use pwnsauce? is that like the G rated version of rapesauce? Like mild sauce is to hot sauce as ghost chili is to hot. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I think I got that analogy wrong last part should have been pepperchini is to ghost chili T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Fuck I need a smoke. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: then I'm checking my fucking backpacks for my ghost chili flakes for my pizza T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So this dude just comes out of nowhere and empties his entire worthless inventory into mine, and then runs away, what in the fuck T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: lol,thats happened to me.its the aard version of tag. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I found the nogive command, thankfully...bastard T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: my turn T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nightbird: lol. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Yeah fuck you Starling T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler rolls on the floor laughing at Agsded's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I like to drop shrooms in ppls inventories... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: lol I put the large rabbit dropping in there for Ads T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: For me? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Yeah T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Becuse i saw that shit T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: God damn kids and their poop T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Dirkdiggler needs to poop. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: FLEEEE!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: ROFLMAO T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Diarria of the inventory T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: This is the most fun I've had on here T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I need to gather pieces of feces T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol I just bought 1000 goodberrys and told him to give them to you Agsded T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What the fuck is a goodberry T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: You'll find out in a few minutes, I bet. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: you whore T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: summoned ranger food lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No personal attacks please. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Starling we don't have time for your crap T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak pimpslaps Starling. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: There are goodberrys afoot T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: pillow-fight! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Awesome I got 2 pillows on me, I'll bust my dual wield. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: OMG he's trying to summon all of them T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: what T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: he's summoning goodberries. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: he said 5gp each so I dumped 5k on him and told him to give them to you, I just checked and he's actually summoning them T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: thanks for the poo T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I WANT POOP! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ITS MY THING IF YOU DIDNT KNOW! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Geez, what's that smell? Guess Dirkdiggler needs to poop. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime smacks Dirkdiggler with a poo-ey kiss, screaming "Howdy-Ho"! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: seriously i have poop paintings I painted myself on my bathroom wall... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I hope he doesn't get banned for spamming, it's going to take like half an hour to summon 1000 T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: one of them has a butterfly landing on top of a pile...another shows 2 ladybugs kissing on poop, the third shows flowers growing out of poop T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: quite the artist i am T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: girlfriend doesnt approve though *shrug T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I got a photo of an outhouse for christmas T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded has amassed a large amount of shit T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I gave my senior tech a painting of a pile of poop with birthday candles lit for her birthday.... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: well I did give you a large pile of rabbit poop. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i dont have it :( T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'll get you more T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: awesome! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: my latest painting is of 3 birds flying in the air...one of them pooping on my signed name...and one of them exploding in the air with blood and feathers going everywhere....girlfriend didn't get that one either....what's with girls? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Oh I was wrong it's not a large pile, it's a huge pile! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Gonna ruin someone before I go to bed T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: RUIN T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: This is why the chinese can't farm muds T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: FYI no ghost chili flakes but I found a habenero slim jim, it'll have to do =( T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: just dropped 300+ items on a pokemon person T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: that'll do for the night T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: oops. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: well I guess that probably solved my problem. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: FUCK restaunts who sell shit waffles! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: mewo T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol, I can't say I've had Mewo instant noodles. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: try actual food instead, it might make you grow T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm 6'1", what you got? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I meant so you can move out of your parents basement T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: what? basements are cool T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: They're on the other side of the country T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I wish I had a basement. Real hard to find in Cali T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: So how tall are you and do your parents have a house? or just a trailer? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr pats Axtak on his head. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: taller than you T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Freak T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: for sweden, I'm not that tall, norse warriors you know T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Um last time I checked sweden ment crappy partical board furniture. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: and all americans are fat T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: 220lbs. I could use another 10 before I'm at perfect check you through the glass weight for my build. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom wonders, if there is anyone who cares about that. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: It's the curse channel, No one fucking cares about you here. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And most of my furniture does not come from ikea T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: and my furniture doesn't come america. it comes from china because they add lead to everything to increase shipping weight and make money for america when we ship it. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: and i thought they were trying to poison us T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: lol, the last proof I needed for my China is made of lead theory, after recalling crayons, shrek glasses, and almost everything else, was when americas tried to go green and imported reusable cloth bags from china... which turned out to contain lead... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Chinese are short because they're made out of lead. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: thats why they have slanted eyes! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: tallest man in the world is chinese T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i knew it! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I call you on that Idom T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: unless he died T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Turkey's Sultan Kosen, at eight foot three. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Thanks Oath, I know I read the article yesterday on fark =) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Idom: i'd rather be three foot eight T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Soitenly. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Yeah... I couldn't imagine trying to get by being that tall. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: yeah then you wouldn't have to bend over to work that mouth of yours T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: China's #3, apparently. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: 7'11" T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: yeah #2 is graphite, #3 is lead T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: sallimullah T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: ocne tiem cuntaco T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: mele nikno T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: boobito T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: shag recruiter T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: is anybody there T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: whaddup galvo T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: tushe T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: any of u watch the key of awesome? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: excuse me............... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: domain? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: styliann? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: shagaroo? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: indicus? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol wats up ron? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Bah hit up the UK. Whites hating whites because they have no idea why but their great great great great... grandfather said so. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: hello....ur new. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: sorry MC. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Indi T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: been here bout a month T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: been 3 weeks... third weeks payment is due tomarrow =) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: haha....u guys pay to play this?:) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: um nope..lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley moves toward Restore a Rumour seemingly wanting to shag. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: rumour....hi there......boy was i searching fr u guys. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol I pay for a bed, thought the weather is looking nice next week. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: aaaaaa.....that makes more sense. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Fuck I was I was retard so I could blast my tv and play violent and profane video games at 3:40am T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: moooo T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum glows with a strange light as he forms a jump point and leaps in! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: how are we today T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum rolls on the floor laughing at RedRain's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: How are YOU, Oceania? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im ok i guess T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: That doesn't seem so sure to me. Something's troubling you? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania nods. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Which is? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum comforts ^~SireN~^ Oceania. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania beams a smile at Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: friend troubles T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Trouble or drama lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: flick them the bird T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: trouble T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Go on T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ok...well a friend of this friend told me to leave her alone and now my friend is ignoring me for watever strange reason T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Yeah go with what RedRain said. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: What exactly did they say. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain giggles at Dakrum's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum THWAPS RedRain for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: well the friend of my friend said 'leave her alone, dont give her shit' T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: bloody ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: or fapper ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: shit bomb T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ooo! I LOVE minni sausage rolls T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: mmm been a long time since I've had them :) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Party packs FT-FUCKING-W T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Mini pies, mini sausage rolls, mini spring rolls T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: heh, mini T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Mini dim sims, mini EVERYTHING T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: mini rocks!! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: And prawn toast w/sesame T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: prawn toast ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Never had prawn toast? Some sort of prawn mix, and toast, and sesame seeds, and some other stuff to actually make it taste good. I don't know what it is, and it's probably better that way T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I've had prawn crackers ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Not at all like a prawn cracker, these are made on actual bread T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ok it is on my to do list :) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Very nice with either sweet chilli or sweet and sour T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: gonna have to wait until I get to a city again though I think T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck, I completely forgot how to get past the garden in Sho'aram. Can anyone tell me? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's one simple command... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: give up the memory enhancer .. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It's more like a memory-devourer... do you know the command? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: sorry , that was rough T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: FUCK, I got it... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: sorry , no I don't T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: k T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im still heer T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: unfortunately T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im still heer myusi T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: mitx trrppn hard T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: some oj T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: harding up T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: being hate T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: wave passing T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: wave passing comming back T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: wave passing comming back i can T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im back T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: peace? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: mis T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey you T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey you i had someone else too T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey you i had someone else too craig is aking an ass of himself T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so do you mudders find that ninjas are a sex symbol? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Watcher Mahon: no we assassins are! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: assassins wear the naughty underwear, ninja just wear pajamas T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Watcher Mahon is agreeing with that Hanslanda person again... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how come there's never any porn of people parachuting while naked? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: there is :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: I'm sure you could find some T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I know of at least one video T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: because you're not trying hard enough T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: learn to internet T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Learn to speak English T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: como estas? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cum of the llama? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Hang your cock out the window at 120mph. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: that has to feel good T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak with or without the duct tape. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: mostly it is because reaching terminal velocity with your dangly bits hanging out isn't such a good idea in practice as you might have thought it was on paper. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: So I had 100+ items delivered to me last night T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ack! EvilLittle Vixxen just streaked by Jameson! Run, she might come for you next! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: Bastards T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: actually speaking of feel good, how long do viagra pills last? is it like 5-minutes or 2 hours? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson stares dreamily at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Now you know what a goodberry is hehe T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: don't do it T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i took a pill of a gag gift. threw up 3 times, sweaty for 6 hours, and my bp was through the roof T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Jameson's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Viagra probably lasts for a couple hours, but like a hooker your time's up before then if you get off. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: like doing meth all over again T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow seriously? i thought hookers stayed and chatted with you afterwards T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like if you pay for an hour they're there for an hour. like an emotional tampon/psychotherapist T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: really?! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: don't take nothing from thailand T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: cur T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen that's what i thought ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: ED pills like Viagra essentially give a charlie horse to your boner, so the blood doesn't rush back out. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I do... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen why? are you an out of work emotional tampon? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Vigra doesn't do anything for me but give me that bluish vision, my junk is already in great working order =( T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, how long does it horse for ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: later guys T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: no... I just like to talk. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: viagra is basically a condom that you swallow, but when things go wrong you could end up with a 4-hour boner. The dangerous part of that is that your dick might die from oxygen deprivation since the blood can't leak back out. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you don't rise up to the occasion, put on the jacket, and then spend hours at the club trying to get a takhomaslut, you wait until you get her home (or in the bathroom when nobody's looking) and undressed and having fooled around a little bit first. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: at least you'll die happy... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, you wouldn't die happy. If a limb dies from deprivation, it just gets cut off. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't be the guy who gets nicknamed stumpy because his buddies convinced him to pop a Viagra unnecessarily. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: either way, someone will be happy. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: weird. the catholic encyclopedia website lists devil-worship as a form of superstition T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: given the source, what's so weird about it? Anything that isn't God is a false idol and therefore not real. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: even Jesus is just a regular joe, his story carefully crafted so that God's doing all the work. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans the weird thing is idolatry is listed separate T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but pious worship of false gods is not superstition ... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its idolatry. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: WTF? Jesus was a magical jew! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Or a mexican. He served a bunch of people fishsticks and wine and then got shanked... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I mean come on colorful eggs to celebrate his death, ever been to a fiesta? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are you saying Jesus is a pinata? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, isnt it that a pinyata is symbolic of christ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and that we beat and bruise him in order to get the candy inside? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Pretty much, break it open then you get to eat the body and drink the blood. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ kind of like how we pierce his flesh at the priests altar in order to bring for the transmogrification of wine into the blood of christ, in order to bring life to those in the body of christ, which is the church? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Axtak. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn, i want the neopalitan ones T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I get the white and the brown, but who's the pink Jesus? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what was that movie with the korean jesus and johnny depp? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: not sure. Was it one of his wacky ones like Pirates or anything done with Tim Burton? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. it was 21 jump street T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: speaking of Depp, he's doing that Barnaby Jones thing and after that he'll be a vampire slayer. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. like abe lincoln? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, wacky Jack Sparrow-esque style. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: both are movie renditions of 1970s tv shows. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow. fucking catholic encyclopedia even defines women T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/15687b.htm T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck i found a typo on the catholic encyclopedia website T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Really? They must have been typing with one hand and molesting a lil boy with the other T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: on their article on women... they typoed unalike as unlike T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Time to go get my that burrito, it better not fucking suck. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Oh it will. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: american burrito/ american pie? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I did see a pie place on the way into town but it was closed for winter according to the sign. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agsded: What restores mana besides the shitty lotus rush potion? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: potsearch mana? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw speaking of catholic women, do they masturbate in the bath? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yes, because like all normal married couples they stopped having sex long ago T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: man maybe i should get married T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, lets find me a good girl T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Let find me a bad girl +) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i actually met the cutest girl ever the other day, but i think she's too different from me. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Catas Tobe: then tell her that you hate her T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tobe but i don't? she's really cute T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and she smiles often and has a sense of humor T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and a shapely body T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: only B-size breasts though T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Catas Tobe: she doesn't have a dick so she is ugly T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Catas Tobe :o T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: big B or little B? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans about the size of apples T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and with small pointed nipples T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: get her pregnant. They'll get bigger, then shrink to be not as small. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sounds like fun? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: more than a mouth full a waste anyways T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans ok, so how do i get to that point w/ the girl T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: treat her like a clan you want to join. Hang out with her for a while, get to know what she's about, then apply. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. so treat her like chaos? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: ai ai! Men! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen, can you give me tips on extremely cute chicks? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: of course I can. Be nice and look good. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: easy as pie. Just like me! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen. but you're not nice T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and your taste in clothing sucks, you're only hot while naked T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I didn't say I was nice. I said I was easy. Which isn't that true, but okay! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. like jodie foster in taxi T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder how much semen it takes to stain an entire wall under black light T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: enough to get you pregnant, I'm sure. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i cant get pregnant :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I can. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen how many ounces of semen does it take for you? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: about six times as much as paint. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: donno. I don't have any experience with pregnancy. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: let's experiment! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: nice try. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: semen doesn't get you pregnant. It's the little fishies living in it that do. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. right. those little flagellating atp transfixing sperms T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda, would you like to be flagellated by sperm? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, I have a pathologic dislike of other people being in my personal space. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: you're such a damn romantic. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen you should take me to a public park and then kiss me until i pass out =) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: or I could just stab you. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that's too freudian. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe we could stab each other? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: that's not fun for me. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if we took turns T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen growls at (Friend) VampireDude. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, since vixxen doesnt want to play, i really do need a real girl T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Pants-Shitting Mode engaged. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_s8_f9OGmo T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I fucking love reading notes from people with automatic triggers. They don't .s to see if there's any unwanted additions to their notes. :7 T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: gtell :can now quest T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh cool, i found an ad for a girl whose name is almost the same as abelinc's http://www.eradating.com/uAbeille-36636.html T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: i have heard that Moldovan girls get wild T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Clearly you've never met a South African girl. Tsk tsk. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you know any xhosa? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: what? No. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its supposed to be a popular language in s.a. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I speak Afrikaans. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: we have 11 official languages. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I only speak 3 of them. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and what's a moffet anyways? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: a moffet? I don't know. Also, because I haven't learnt the others. We don't all speak all of them. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: someone called me that in south african once T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i dk enough things in s african so i figure it was an insult T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I don't know what a moffet is, but I do know what a moffie is. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: is it similar to a cackasarnie? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I don't even know what that is! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh maybe it was a moffie... not a moffet T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you folks have odd accents ya know T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so vixxen what's that then? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: a moffie is a faggot. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah. so it was an insult T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a cackasarnie is also known as a shit sandwich or a an atomic wedgie. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda what's a melvin then? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I do not have an odd accent! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you speak afrikaans, you kinda do T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wasnt that hot flat chested blonde chick in lethal weapon 3 from south africa? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: hot =/= flat chested T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: delicious flat chest T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: is the best T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: endtime you gotta admit she was flatter than that saigon whore who bit of chris farley's nose in the film ' dirty work' starring norm mcdonald T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: twice. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: lol to each his own i suppose. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan so, do you have a girl? most canadian chicks i meet have b-cups or less T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so since you are into flat chicks it must be easy to find a girl T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: there are plenty of big-chested girls up here, I doubt it's any different T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sure it is. if they're big enough then you can use them for a pillow T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude rests his head in Averan's lap and dozes off. How cute! :) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I do not! That's racist:P I speak English differently to other Afrikaners. I speak it like Charlize Theron does. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: now theron is not flat chested, but her hips are too fatty T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: meryl streep on the other hand is very flat. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if people in nursing homes whose preference of hairstyle is to shave their pubic area are able to get the cnas to assist with that T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: Dear Commander Barcett, Please stop sending me elbow deep into the Seals. Sincerely, Me T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: endti, are you like an annux ente type endtime? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen begins to shake her head and tsk into nothingness. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: unlike Vixx I speak only 1 language. translate please? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen so what do s.a. chicks like in a guy? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto (Friend) VampireDude's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. k T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i've got that ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Bigness. Basically. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: got that =) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so bigamy is legal in s.a. right? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: also, being male. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: no, it isn't. Only for Zulus. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that doesnt seem fair to have a double standard T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey wait, what if one of the extra wives is a zulu, then is it legal? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: nope. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow that sucks T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it hardly seems like it's worth getting married to a s.a. chick at all then T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: especially since you have such weird accents T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: it's because of culture differences and they don't want to put the President in jail. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pounces on (Friend) VampireDude, pinning him to the ground. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. so if i have culture differences, then its ok? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: we do not! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude slides his tongue over EvilLittle Vixxen's body... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen ok. if you say so T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen shrieks! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe ill have to visit namibia or s.a. someday T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen aims the Whack-a-Troll machine at (Friend) VampireDude...you pity him. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: namibia seems like it'd be nicer though. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: my mum is from Namibia. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is she hot? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: she's my mother! You leave her alone! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why... you arent putting out, i may as well turn my attention to someone who resembles you but is more free with her affections? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: are you kidding me? My mum didn't know what sex was until she was 20! She is not free with her affections. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i'm joking. when did you learn what sex was? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I doubt that very much T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I was ten - same age as when I started wearing a bra. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen a training bra or a real one? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: a real one. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow. girls really do mature faster than boys T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: nah, I'm a rare case. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hermaphrodite or something? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: no, just fast. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: it's in my genes to mature very fast. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so its a wonder that you arent a parent by now? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I'm not a whore! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should get soem more genes. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: heh, like maturity is a factor in pregnancy T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen not all parents are whores. look atyour mom T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oryour dad. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I mean I'm 19. If I were a parent, I would be a whore. My mother was 25 and married. Completely different concept. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen ok , good point. will you marry me? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: No. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay =( T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: No, if you were a parent at 19, you'd just be stupid T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you have someone else in mind? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Put that shit off till 30+, or better yet, don't do it at all. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: starling at what age did you have your first abortion? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I'm already married. Sheesh. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen wow. so you're already married, but you want to wait til 25 to have a kid? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I don't mean marriage, I mean loaf shitting T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: never get married, unless she's rich and you're going to get half. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: not in real life, VampireDude. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak wouldnt it make more sense to marry a chick that had a nice body and supple nipples ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen shakes her head. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you need more real life if you're planning virtual kids... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen so in real life you're single. and you won't marry me online or in real life. right? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak, seriously though, supple nipples rock. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Not one bit. Marriage makes no sense, it's like it changes anything unless it ends. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: exactly, VD. You got it. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak so you think its better to find a non married attractive chick with supple nipples and nice breasts, and not marry her? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: the marriage thing (not the nipple thing)m T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's the current trend T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen... do you have nice breasts and supple nipples, and no desire to marry me? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: yeah. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: government institutions are actually starting to embrace the anti-marriage movement by extending benefits to roomies and unmarried SOs. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: great ! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen this rocks! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: great? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen you could totally be the one! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and our wedding invitations and monogrammed bath towels could have V&V on them! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it'd lmost look like a big W T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: woohoo! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak ok, now that if ound a chick with nice breasts, supple nipples, and no desire to marry me, what's next? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude prods Axtak into action! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: uhm... Wtf... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: gotta have a place to move into T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: comfort vixxen T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda ok. a place. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan comforts EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should buy a place. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you guys think its better to get a 3.6% arm or a 4.5% fixed 30 year? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: huw does the arm change? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it adjusts. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well yes but how? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like a maladjusted serbian war orphan? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno. it depends on the future i suppose? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I have my own manor, and you cannot get in. I also have a house, where you cannot get in. I much prefer Elchanan... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah, elchanan has a muskier scent T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sniffs sadly at the way Elchanan is treating him. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: plus he's a vampire =/ vampires rock T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: if it was dependant on the future going rate or unknown T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: vampires suck like Richard Simmons or Elton John. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no worries though, i'd rather have an experienced chick like jaenelle or caddy. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I am a vampire... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vampires rock! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: yeah. Go grab them. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: 4.5 fixed seems way better if rates ever go up to like 8 or 9% lets say T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at All Sunday Caddy. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Jaenelle ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: at the same time? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: how long do you plan to be in the home? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: um? long enough to get a girl? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: if they kill you, yes. At the same time. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen, you sure do have a violent way of speaking T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: thank youm T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but some guys probably have that as a turn on =) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude laughs diabolically...Muhahahaha! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: yea that too hans T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I hope not. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok, so vixxen, can you advise me on how to meet a girl that'll like me for me, and not because she wants to kill me? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: try being less annoying in the first place. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic how? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: not really. Not an expert in that field. But I agree with Majic. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: use lube T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: don't troll? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: ok what is troll? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: help troll? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: 5-10 fet tall humanoids with brownish green scaly skin T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: close enough T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should just talk to women that arent pmsing instead =) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i feel bad for starling that even with her tubes tied she still has to have menstrual discharge =( T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you always ascribe it to pms when you get answers you don't like? :D T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic nah =) just once a month T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic you ever notice that chicks seem to have their cycles around the same time as other chicks they know? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its as if there was some subconcious way of altering their cycle to be in sync T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: irl yes, it's something hormonal that makes them link up. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh, hormonal eh? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's the girl network T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if there's a spray that they could make in a lab that you could use on chicks to put them into their cycle faster T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's an ancient biological drive to maximize chances of successful procreation. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: quite possibly. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cringe in fear as you realize EvilLittle Vixxen has PMS! Run away!! RUN AWAY!! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda but wouldnt there be a better chance of procreation if they cycled on different days, harem style? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: it gets worsre when the chicks live together..lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: just wanted to see if that social existed. Apparently it does. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mortikai chicks make messy roomates T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nope, in the good ol' days of yesteryear, a man needed a big group of bitches who didn't have headaches. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: maybe it's just to save money on pads. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: but they also make great roomies when ur a single guy..lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda shrug, i hear in arkansas the men prefer to give the women headaches first by beating them T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mortikai no they don't. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they are super messy T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like they'll leave underwear in the shower T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and they'll leave used clothings and dishes laying about as though they had the munchies T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: guys do it all the time T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: why would it matter if your the one taking them off?...kik T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: guys do that too :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic i am not experienced with male roomates, but i trust you on that T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: anyhow the chicks i roomed with were OCD on cleaning so i never had that issue T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mortikai, were any of them hot? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: yeap..lol T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: introduce me? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: and bi aswell T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: was a great time in my life ihow imiss them days T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: some of my friends are ocd on cleaning and some of them are slobs. it's actually about equally split between men and women. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: all girls are bi. Buy this, buy that, and--OH LOOK! BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ON NEW SHOES! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic, are any of the ocd on cleaning chicks single, attractive, and like meeting strangers from the internet? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, rofl T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Hah, dude, I own 3 pairs of shoes. :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: yesthat for the most part tru hans..90% admint it the rest deny it..haha T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: VD, I wouldn't introduce a friend to you. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: admit* shit i cant type today T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic so in other words, you like to judge others, and assume that what you like or dislike is liked or disliked by others? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: well, who would really want to introduce a friend to vd.... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tyebald, a false friend stabs you in the back, a true friend stabs you in the front T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol tye T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Nope, VD, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be happy with me afterwards. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic oh? you dont feel that i meet expectations? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: expectations in which way? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in what way do you expect them to be unhappy? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I agree with Majic if that is what he is saying! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I am not a he :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic SMACKS EvilLittle Vixxen upside the head, wonder what she did. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, but the cooler magic that aard wedded noriko-chan is T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: she! Typo-thingy! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh what the heck, it looks like he's on the banned list T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Because VD, the way you continually argue is profoundly annoying, and they're a lot less tolerant than I am. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i really should pay more ach thingsttention to T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods, for botting. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic, what's wrong with adhering to a viewpoint? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so that means... noriko is single again?! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely to Dispel Majic. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude smacks Dispel Majic out of her boots with a sign reading "YES !!" T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: adhering to a viewpoint? nothing. continually seeking something to argue about? a lot. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic just because pms happens doesnt mean that i want to argue about whether or not women earned it based on the book of genesis T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: she is such a genius, don't you think? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: genius? or genesis? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: genius. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori yawns. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so the bible says that women are cursed with the burden of pregnancy... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: and doing my laundry! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: although i know starlings viewpoint, it seems like more and more women would be unhappy with that T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic, do you feel that women should just accept god's will and have menstrual cycles, bloody discharges, and fetuses? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I thought about something really mean to say, but since there's a no personal attacks clause, I will think it instead. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen... i don't have psion yet T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyways, happy st patricks day all, the liquor store closes in 27 minutes T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i beieve everything balances out....woman might have to put up with certain things but they get to play with their boobs in the mirror so that makes up for anything shitty in life right? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i think so T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: diggler good point, boobs are fun to play with T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: playing with boobs in the mirror palls after about the age of 14. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler nods at (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic even in countries where they dont have bras? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude and Dispel Majic seem to be having all too much fun with nipples. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler sits down and thinks deeply... What would Chuck Norris do? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: especially there, you get the tennis ball in a sock look much sooner. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tennis ball in a sock? really? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahaha T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno the chicks here's breasts usually look more like veggies, pear shaped or apple shaped mostly T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: boobs.... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and then the old chicks breasts sag and resemble potatos T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yes, i know those are fruits =) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude giggles. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: mmmMMmmmMm T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: except the potato, which was a veggie. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: diggler, do you think i'd make a good daoine ? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I'm still trying to read what the heck a daonine is T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: anyone else been drinking all fucking day? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: man, I can't drink at the moment :/ T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Alas, I will have to wait till tomorrow T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I was, but it was just beer. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Can't drink on a rig location :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sharkin Zanion: probably for the best so you dont end up underwater T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I got sick and the doctor told me pretty strongly not to drink for six weeks :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What did you get sick with that you can't drink for a month and a half? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: they doesn't actually know, some mono-ish illness, apparently my internal organs are swollen. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Sounds lame T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Smoke weed instead. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: drugs are bad. omkay T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Isn't your namesake a whiskey? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath p T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it's only been 2 weeks so i should probably keep listening to them a little longer :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Some drugs are bad, others are really good. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, you got it backwards, the whiskey's namesake is Jameson. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i'm a good whiskey! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yeah james, my mother likes you :D T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: who doesn't like me T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: raise hand T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: MADD and Mormons, I think. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I don't mind Jameson, but I'm a scotch person. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Hah. I have a bottle of 12yo single malt scotch in my cupboard :D T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Speaking of which, Johnnie Walker Green Label is being DISCONTINUED. W. T. F. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: is it harsh? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: What kind of scotch do you have? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: If you want smooth like buttah try that Honey Jack. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: laphroaig T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Yep, have a bottle of that waiting for me at home :) T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i'm a southern comfort man myself T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: But that's not a scotch, it's just regular whiskey. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: The honey I meant. I'm not sure what Southern is, bourbon? I think? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: Southern Comfort isn't a whiskey, it's some kind of liqueur T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: figures T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: jameson doesn't like whiskey XD T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I can't really get into So Co due to the sugar content T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: thats why i like it T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: goes down smooth T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Oh, I had some fantastic stuff a month ago though. Apple pie moonshine? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: never had it T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it's really good, but pretty wicked. :P T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: This is what I'm talking about (it seriously comes in a mason jar btw) http://tinyurl.com/6s5bkrh T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: looks good. they had regular moonshine in ky. talking about ruff stuff T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Yeah... it tastes like evil corn or something. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: I used to get it from some hillbilly in a mason jar. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: had that too, but ... T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Er.. the drink was in a jar, the hillbilly lived in a trailer. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic sniggers at An Oath's actions. Maybe you should REPORT the idjit. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Starling: I would just smoke weed if it weren't for discriminatory drug testing policies. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it should be legal anyway imo, the 'war on drugs' really is a 'let's fund police departments by confiscating shit from smalltime people while ignoring the bigtime people because they're too dangerous' T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: After 70 years, and spending about $700 each second, I have to assume the war on (some) drugs is working exactly as intended. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: in indiana they build a "case" where they get a list of like 500 people and they find the bigones that way T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey any of you guys know if the 'fuck you lizard' of the vietnam area is real or just a myth? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: maybe you're thinking of the 'fuck it lizard'? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's real T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost no? i was told by a vietnam era draftee that it was a 'fuck you lizard' not a 'fuck it lizard' T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the guy also told me that he gets paid 4k a month because he told the shrink 'yes' when they asked if he ever had any imaginary friends. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: of the two, i wasnt sure if i could believe the lizard bit T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda if its really real, what's its actual type? is it like a chameleon or a gecko or a kimodo or what T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: gecko T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: any particular type of gecko? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like the regular common geico commercial gecko or? T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuck-you_lizard T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: omg. why didnt that pop up in google T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thanks man ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its always nice to know that i'm not as gullible as i feel T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah its the tokay lizard, thanks! T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if i should make a lizardman snewbie alt with Tokay as the name T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Fluffhead ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if that fluffhead guy likes the color pink T3/r6/2012-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck i just had a flashback of the hedgehog's dillema episode of sse. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey guys, what's a normal distance for ejaculatory fluid when masturbating? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: 6 feet 3" T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: robbo is that including the arc? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: No, that's straight up to the ceiling. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh okay. what about if you were going horizontal with a bit of a parabola? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and i'm taller than you, so the ceiling is already no problem =( T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Hmmm, let me measure and get back to you. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok thanks man, you're a real pal T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: gartas is a douchebag T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and btw, why'd you drop the gentoo? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: endtime is he an american douchebag, or a canadian douchebag? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cause canadians pronounce doosh differently than americans T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Bought new computer with too many non-Linux parts that I wanted to use. Specifically HD TV tuner card at the time. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah. for HD. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: What the fuck is doosh? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: how do americans pronounce douche T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix, its what your mom does to accelerate her menstrual discharge T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan, we say it as ' doosh' T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: so do we T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: I think you might be confusing french-canadians with canadians T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? the last canadian i met that used the word dooch was from montreal T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: no shit. doosh? r u serious no one spells it like that T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and he said it as dooch. not doosh. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: as in rhymes with hooch T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: refer to my above comment about french people T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan ok, but i thought the french were in kebec T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: montreal is in quebec for fuck's sake T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like um parizeau and them T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow really T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i so totally need to learn more about canada. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Are you trying to spell douche? I'm very confused. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no we're speaking of pronuncing douche T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and apparently montreal is in kebec. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Can't we argue about something worthwhile? Like how to pronounce Aylor? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ale+yore T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or maybe ale lore. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: eye+lore T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i guess it depends on if you think eyla or hayla is close to ayla's name T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix is an eye man, but i prefer to think of hay when i picture lasher's daughter T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmn, i should visit canada maybe. i wonder how much it costs to rent up that way. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Your lines of logic are hard to follow. Goodbye. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it'd be fun to learn french and hang out with super polite canadians T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like utah but with french instead of mormons T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bye abradi T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: robbo, you back yet bro? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if the data from the german death camps on masturbation distances is in the public domain yet T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Sorry, had to go beat the cat. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: robbo and , the cat's ejaculatory distance was better or worse than yours? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Spoiled my mood. I'll have to get back to you. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. ok T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you know prehistoric man and cats both had penile barbs to injure their mates upon exit? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at RUM-FILLED Robbo. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: That sounds awesome. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Don't think my fiancee would like it, however. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah ... i think i ought to get a cat before i die. that way someone can inherit my stuff T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I think it's only supposed to hurt if they try to run away during sex. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: man . i still miss dark lady vladia's vampiric black cat spook T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Isn't that usually the way it works, Majic? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: majic no, it hurts no matter what when you pull out T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: whether before or after ejaculating T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: I have a black cat named Spooks, actually :P T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that way it inhibits infection and keeps competitors from mating anytime soon T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: cats still have them T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: robbo is it vampiric? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl cool! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Not that I've observed. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Just insane. Probably a bit OCD too. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: robbo okay , keep an eye on it too T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh... is it... on catnip? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: robbo if it is vampiric, you can trade it to me later. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i really should get a cat. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but only if i dont move. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Pretty sure the point of the spines is to induce ovulation, not to injure. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: leinei really? i was taught that it was to ensure that one would be the only mate for that time period. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: mmm spines T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and to thereby ensure a greater survival rate for genetic material T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i'm gullible, so you never know T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: "upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation. This act also occurs to clear the vagina of other sperm in the context of a second (or more) mating, thus giving the later males a larger chance of conception." T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: it's not sourced though T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Why would spines keep other cats from mating with her, but the same cat would still mate with her the next day (or next hour, or whatever)? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: [Citation Needed] T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan i see T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: aww yeah wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Feral-kitten-eating-adult-cottontail-rabbit.jpg T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Cuz if you've ever had horny cats, they don't just do it once and stop :P T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: with the advent of the Rapex condom, modern man also has penile barbs (just the wrong kind, though) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: averan they may eat a cottontail but they won't eat a jackelope T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: leinei that seems more practical T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if the author of the article on prehistoric man's penis barbs had lacked horny cats' companionship T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: I doubt humans ever had one, we don't go into heat like cats. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: we don't now. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is going into heat different than having a hot flash? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yes T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the tech at my last cat scan thought i might get a hot flash =/ T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude never gets to have any fun. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that reminds me though, i gotta look up that contrast stuff and see if it causes cancer or anything fun T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bbiab T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: estrus is like that heavy aroma when you walk into a room recently vacated by a lesbian sleepover. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: estrus? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is that different than that fish smell that yeast-friendly strippers house? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the technical term for going into heat T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: contrast will cause a "hot flash" but that's different. I also warn people the dye may make them feel like they urinated T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah. k. is it linked to that estrogen hormone? est this est that? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl do you know much about cat scan contrast dyes? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude drops everything and trots drooling after Deadgirl. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i didnt get a hot flash for mine =( and it turned out cat scan machines are way faster now than when i was a kid =( T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: some, it's prey harmless unless you have bad kidneys. Make sure to drink a lot of fluid and flush it out. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i did ^_^ it causes really foul smelling urine! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and it made it turn dark green! like koolaid T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: pretty harmless...phone autocorrect T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you have nothing worry about unless it turns purple T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i just wasnt sure if any of it was maybe radioactive or a known carcinogen in the state of california T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but like i said, i never get to have any fun T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: as long as you don't live in California, you won't get cancer. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: everything is a carcinogen in the state of California T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda earthquakes and prayer arent =) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl, you are a funny person T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i dunno, i might be able to get cancer if i try hard enough T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyways, i should look up the particulars of that contrast dye T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it was luminop or optilum something or other, but i gotta go figure out the name T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yeah, but you might try too hard and accidentally get superpowers T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda nah... superpowers are not real. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's not true, they just happen to not be as super as in the comics. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: for example, there's apparently a kid in China who can see in the dark like a cat. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda okay. tell you what. i'll defer to your knowledge of comic books... if you can help me figure out what intervenuous iodinated contrast i was given for my cat scan T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda, cats can't see in total darkness. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: most of the dyes contain iodine, I know one has thallium T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I know, but most humans need more light. Kid Chang only needs as much as a cat does. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and while he was in St. Louis, scientists were able to prove that Albert Pujols has more heightened senses than "normal" humans. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: meh. closest name match on google is some optiluminescence stuff T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thalium, not thorium or barium? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: is look up iodine radiocontrast dye, or diagnostic imaging. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder what prompts the hot flash that i didnt get to have T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i did... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i got a lot of springerlink articles on helical contrasts , cysts, kidney troubles and so on T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: give me a few, I can look it up. I don't work in diagnostic imaging T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl there's no rush, its more of a curiousity thing T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude idly wonders if hanslanda works in comic books. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: iodinated contrast medium, but I know there are a few other elements used. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: found it, I was thinking of a MRA, which uses gadolinium T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well i know this one was supplied through the us department of health T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i could just email them and ask T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: if they asked you about shellfish allergies, it was iodine. Either way, a few CT scans won't harm your future reproductive chances, same as a few xrays. I wouldn't advise having it done daily. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah they said it was iodine. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, they said it was iodine based. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl good to know that i can procreate after finding the right girl. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but ... how do i find out what it takes to get a hot flash? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: menopause T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson darn, i dont think ill hit that for another few millenia T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: I'm pretty sure it is injecting the iodine that causes a hot flash. Or menopause. You could be going through that life change. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: supposedly i could've gotten it with the ct scan contrast, but the contrast i got didnt do it for me =( T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Please go and have regular pelvic x-rays for the sake of mankind. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh... so you think its just the introduction of the iodine ? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ryke =p T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: take one of those thailand made viagra T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: yep T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: those made me sweat for 6 hours one day T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson i dont think i need viagra. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think i just need a less hairy vagina T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i don't either, i just took it to see what it would do. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: did you get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke snickers with Jameson about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That's what they all say. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl, isnt that priapism? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: made me sick and come down like on methodones T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh i never tried methodones T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: yes. Should you experience that side effect, call me right away. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: do them for a month and then quit T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl for my sake or for yours =) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: almost like dying they say T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: a treatment for priapism involves a needle aspiration. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: or amputation T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: there is a shunt procedure but its not nice either T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if instead i experience a side effect(s) as follows: constricted breathing , tightness in neck(not throat), headache near temple and lower anterior skull, tight feeling in lower left abdomen, accelerated heart beat, and reduced blood pressure? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: needle aspiration? is that similar to the placement of an in-and-out catheter? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: place needle inside cavity, remove blood T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder what the common treatments for extra pyramidal symptoms along with extreme dilation of one but not both puils is. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: This is why I think Curse should be renamed to Penis. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl so less painful than an in-and-out catheter? k T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno if priapism would bother me, provided i didnt get any blood poisoning T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: EPS, give benedryl T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it would definitely bother you T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: ones that go on too long start to sell then cant go down and it gets VERY VERY bad. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: start to swell T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: for anticholinergic effects, benedryl T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You sell your erections? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if the EPS are coexhibiting with high systolci pressure T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: what you talking about. they didn't deflate the balloon on my brother and just yanked it out T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson... you mean your sister? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: it wouldn't come out so he had to so called "piss" it out T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i don't have a sister T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: unless you wanna call him that T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson crude attempt at humor. the common historic concept that once you remove a man's genitalia that he is no longer male T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: beta blockers for blood pressure, benedryl is what is used for immediate dyskinesia EPS crisis in the ER T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl but dyskinesia is not the only EPS. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: now i get it T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and what about the pupilary dilation in only one pupil? isnt that a more immediate concern: especially at an er? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: funny vd T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: not to argue, i just am not sure benadryl would be indicated, let alone effective T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: too much lsd answer: feed charcol and put on dialsis machine T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson myself i take an antimetic regularly, so if they feed me charcoal its bad... hopefully nobody else takes antimetics T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: whats the effects of an antimetic T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: one pupil sounds like more than EPS, more like stroke, head trauma. Craniotomy, or or course,castration, as this is the penis channel T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl what about elevated csf pressure? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or disregulation of sodium channels? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: your craniotomy sounds like its along a similar line to the csf pressure issues T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but if it were me personally, much like an older person, i am so heavily dosed with various pills that my initial assumptions lean towards 'side effect' T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: aren't they puke meds, so you get rid of poisons safe for a roundtrip through your esophagus? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda for example, if i had been taking an antimetic, and was suspected of overdosing on methicillin+tylenol 3+ jack daniels... it would make it difficult for any timely countermeasure. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the best they could do is identify what i'd taken and administer a more effective antagonist alongside fluids and oxygen. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: without the antimetic they could dump charcoal and induce vomiting. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: whats wrong with you? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: whats the symptoms? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson hmmn? generally? or acutely? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: There's not enough time in the world.. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think overall i'm lonely ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what's wrong with you, jameson? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: skitzo T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that sounds fun. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: fat and lonely T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you ever side with the devil instead of god? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: ah, I had it backwards. And it's antimimetic. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: being fat sounds boring. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i went to church but i didn't side with anybody T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson no, i mean that textbook schizos get to hear the voice of someone resembling god =) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i believe, then i try not to believe T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i hear everybodys voices sometimes T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are you full schizo or schizotypal, and do you ever get to have paranoia too? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i had to quit a job because i kept hearing my gf at the time talking T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: well, if one day I woke up and one of my pupils wouldn't constrict, I would take myself to the ER T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson yeah, that sounds like a schizo thing, unless you have esp T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl yeah, i considered it myself... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but the e.r. had a triage nurse that told me it would be a long time, so i 'left without beeing seen' T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: the paranoia is fun. sometimes its like i live in possession movies! their coming for me! so i open my door to keep them away T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and i dont respect the triage nurse's spelling on my records T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who the fuck spells beeing as though it were a honey bee T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: just comfort stuff T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NewItem: if you ever get a taste gnaw it off T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson cool. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: don't consider, just go. Don't play with increased ICP T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson myself i was paranoid for a bit during that federal investigation last year. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: its an experience not a condition T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: lol. what did you do with your wife! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl well it was non recurring, so i assume it was just a bad dose of one of the pills. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson i'm single. hence the lonely T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: what here you taking? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my problem though was i was paranoid based on an actual investigation, not paranoid delusional =( so i couldnt get any extra pills T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: were T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: yes, but how did you become single? a knife in the back and shoveling in the back yard? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: sounds like stress anxiety T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl, i was taking a mix of muscle relaxants, calcium channel competitors, m-opoid binding painkillers, and an l-dopa release initiating anti inflammatory T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: common in most cases, klonopin would work wonders T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: along with regular over the counter vitamins, paraminobenzoic acid T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tums, diphenhydramine T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and bayer aspirin T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson i hear they have patches for that now T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: stress could cause all those problems, hypertension T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should apply for social security X.X T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: that's weird, only because it was just one eye. Both, I would say it was a side effect. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: what lvl are you T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: just listing my medications almost makes me feel like i'm sore. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i already get it T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl yeah and it was huge too, like full dilation T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: the opoids could have done it T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: ruff stuff T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: curse i thought maybe csf pressure, oxygen deficiency, pesticide exposure, nerve damage, or pressure on the cranial wall. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: buuut, since it was non recurring i'll never know T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: I've only heard of that after touching a medication like one containing atropine and then touching one eye T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: opioids can cause the oxygen deficiency of course. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl well i don't touch my eyes =) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i doubt that would be it. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: could be caused by an clog in the brain moving T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: well, if it happens again, go to the hospital. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but apart from that... there's the possibility that the aqueous humor might have gotten one of the antiinflammatories in a small portion T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but, then it should be both eyes, yes? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: get a mri T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i can't get an mri ^_^ steel pins T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thats why i get can scans ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cat* T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With an innocent look in his green eyes, (Friend) VampireDude meows. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: that would be a bad idea, indeed. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if it was nerve or hippocampus related, then it could be just one eye. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but even then it doesnt give me any answers, most of my body has nerves X.X T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: which eye was it T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my left. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: <--- T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the weird thing was i didnt notice any difference in vision. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: most of the bodies blood is in the left. are the dopamine pill extended release T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson nope... plus i dont think you're correct about the bodies blood T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: has curse turned into a medical channel? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: dopamine effects the brain. maybe it just had a bit much on that part of the brain T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: no, we can change the topic. Like, duck, I mean fuck (PG Android correcting), I am getting married in two weeks. That's a curse topic. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but well, if it wasnt a side effect of pills, and hasnt recurred, that means environment is a more likely factor... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what was i exposed to in my environment? next to nothing. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl, to a man or a woman? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why? is it for a visa? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does he know you play muds? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you want to have a final fling before the marriage starts? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: to a man, and yes, he knows I play games on my phone. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are we invited to the wedding? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does he like the idea of using medical tools as sex toys, i.e. bones clamps T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: night guys T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what does he do for a living? does your mother like him? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hope you get that thing worked out T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is he baptised? did he buy a nice ring? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: will you be married in a church, or on a boat? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: laugh T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Deadgirl. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: d-g, if it doesnt work out, you can marry me on aard as a rebound guy T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey d-g, how come you know so much about medical terminology? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are you sick? a medical industry worker? someone with a morbid fascination? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: I'm in the medical field T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you meet your future husband in a hospital like that ernest hemingway book/film with that nightingale chick? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: deadgirl cool! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i meet a lot of people in the medical field but they're almost always men or fat married women with kids older than i am. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: which is OKAY, i think after the first 2-3 kids a girl doesnt have to focus on her figure as much T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but there's absolutely zero chance to meet a nightingale type chick! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: no, and not like Hemingway. My patients are usually at least 70 T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my nurses are usually at least 50! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Deadgirl. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: there was this one nutritionist that was only 20 though T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: she even brought snack food =/ T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i was like. this is my kind of nutritionist! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder why they call a grand mal seizure a grand mal seizure and not a regular mal seizure T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so how did you meet? was he the son of one of your patients? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or did you meet while not on duty? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what does he do? what does he believe in? what does he want out of life? does he want kids? did he have their names picked out before you met? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is he a capricorn? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Deadgirl. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how many lines of text will your phone display at once? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deadgirl: met him before nursing school. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: was he single when you first met? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or did you rescue him from his psychotic ex? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and if so, does she need a date for the wedding? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers around himself intently. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude idly hums that tune about one sure way to bring the giant down. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think my ileum is what hurts. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i'm gonna go lay down and see if the pain resolves itself without taking this impersol stuff T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if it was the stomache that hurt id totally take more. but it feels lower . T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude loves the subjectiveness and referred pain referriveness T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: have fun with the wedding, my phone number's in my finger if anyone feels like texting, stalking, telemarketing, phoning, or setting me up with their psychotic ex T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Smoochable Kharpern. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck a hole! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck a pole. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Zip it up, and zip it OUT! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: meow T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: curse T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck turtles T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fucking biscuits. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck lions T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Your a Fucking biscuit! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: No. FUCK biscuits. Fuck 'em. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ur a fucking lion T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: You Fuck Lions! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i know and they beter than u ale! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: How would you know you hoe :P T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Beef Jerky Time. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: curse T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: i feel offended already....wait wut? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: guys can u help me out? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fucking depends T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: weeel, im going to get some ice cream with a guy friend and my dad says its a date. Its not a date! Its just two friends hanging out isnt it? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Yes, a mob of people on a text based game on the internet can sure help with that. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops ^~SireN~^ Oceania! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: shiit.. dying is more and more painful each time. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: no shit T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: hey T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: hiya T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck this T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: this what? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: only got 1 hey T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: look T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: mt T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen rips her clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior holds on for dear life as a bent over EvilLittle Vixxen tries to resist the dreaded bulldance! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin lays EvilLittle Vixxen down, gives her a whipped cream bikini, and slowly begins to lick at it.. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior enthusiastically high-fives EvilLittle Vixxen! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bows deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: baby damn T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: pitbull T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: what? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: nothing much. hows life fr u. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: first of all, we speak English here, not Mxit, and second, just dandy, thank you. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: wtf is mixit? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: well im not from texus ....mind you. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: it's like BBM or whatsapp mainly. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: texus? I believe it's Texas... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: wanka XD T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Alestorm's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: noooo personal attacks, hun!;) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: since when is a wanka a personal attack :O T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well except if ya wanna personally attack yourself... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm is agreeing with that Elchanan person again... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: he's a wanka? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I don't know! I just felt like saying that. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan hits his nose with a newspaper, "Bad Elchanan, Bad!!" T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Or maybe he is a Wonka T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: or EVEN a Willy Wonka XD T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: a wonka no willy ? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the woooorld taste good! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli is agreeing with that Jhav person again... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: yum! Wonking? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: salimullah T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: ludicolo T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: digimon T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen runs around the room yelling "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux." T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: beepbeepbop T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: u nuts. pokemon's better T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I wouldn't know. I like them both. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Who cares what the kids play with? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: mature bastard T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: yippeeeeeeeeeeeeup T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cover your eyes, EvilLittle Vixxen is exposing herself to Alestorm! EWWWW! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: nice jugs baby T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior slides his tongue over EvilLittle Vixxen's body... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen slaps RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at Ronweasley. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: kinky T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley kisses EvilLittle Vixxen fiercely. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior tries to make EvilLittle Vixxen wear a tuxedo. What's happening? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: ooooiii! No! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: kinki bastard T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen smacks Ronweasley out of his boots with a sign reading "NO !!" T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i love my woman with an edge some spanking foreplay is hot T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: kudos to that! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior raises his weapon and starts yelling "KAI-HA" at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: daniel radcliff's a bastard. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: yo.....u guys played mortal kombat 9? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: that sword has a mushroom head;) want to play... Duel T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: big dicked whore! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: escort sounds so much fucking beter dont you think T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: hmmmmm.....i was talking abt roque......if thats not a sexual arousement thingy T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: id take the shit if you could take the pain T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen shakes her head. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania wiggles her bottom towards Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sigh. my mob is immune to my weapon! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: then drop the useless thing and show the dynamic duo, betsie and ross! (he means your fists) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: so use a changing one so you know what it isnt immune too T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: he could do that too, i suppose.. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: that's one nice advantage to having a spellcaster class...we can test damtypes much faster than a changing weapon :-) T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn, maybe i should get a changing weapon, thanks abelinc, vampire hunter T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe looks at (Friend) VampireDude and goes "Heh." T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rechy Arxe: i actually wonder if that movie's going to be any good.. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: oh, he has me ignored so he didnt see my suggestion T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: darn the luck. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: whoops, meant 'dang'. sorry about the language. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude stirs Martini & Tyebald. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Who the FUCK created Nenukon!!??? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sonrokito, but then an imm neutered the area and lamely renamed characters T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and rewrote the descriptions so that they'd suck T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shuli: Damn. Hate that place T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: just take some movement pots with you..you should be ok then T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck the ice cream truck is outside, where are my pants T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: bah! Not you again! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen gives you your pants. Don't ask any questions. Take them. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude thanks EvilLittle Vixxen heartily. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen you were too late =( T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I know. On purpose. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: by the way, guys, sometimes when i haggle with people at pawn shops and used book stores i get asked if i'm part jewish... but most jewish people i know don't haggle at all? is there some sort of stereotype that jewish people haggle? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Didn't you just answer your own question? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: leinei no? it could be that i dont know enough jewish people T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'm actually one of only 2 people i know that haggles often, and the other owns a store =/ T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: tsk tsk! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vixxen, do prostitutes in south africa haggle? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: yeah. But don't ask me how I know. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck. scorpion sting still doesnt have any text T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: ... well no. It's on every weapon hit. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i miss the text of it coating with venom. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Errr. I suspect you are thinking of envenom. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jhav no, when scorpion sting hits it used to have a message about coating the weaponw ith scorpion venom T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh what the fuck, petey sold me popcorn that i cant eat yet T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no level locks on mob stores T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I have bacon. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: you are king! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: \('-')/ T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: now you are lame T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'ma go finish the bacon, stupid fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Rofl xD T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what the fuck. raileurope.com shows finland and sweden connected to russia by land?! T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: finlands not a fucking island like thule??? T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if finding a chick that is into that whole sadism thing would help me learn to appreciate instead of despise the constant state of pain i seem to be in. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gguest: elemental T3/r6/2012-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why do they call it going commando if you dont wear shorts/underwear ? and does that count for chicks too or just guys with ballsacks? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why wouldnt they use that flag? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Dispel Majic. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: damnit angry monsters!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Aggros xD T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude hugs you. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude tosses you up in the air, Wheeeeee!!! Again! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum says 'Oh yay' sarcastically, imitating Ivar at his best. (Worst?) T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum THWAPS (Friend) VampireDude for being a moron. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude viciously gnaws at your leg! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice (Friend) VampireDude being ganked by Dakrum and 10 of his friends. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You are splashed with blood from (Friend) VampireDude as his skin is slowly peeled away by Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jaenelle, you have a dirty mouth T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude scares you. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: yelp T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in mesmerized horror as (Friend) VampireDude drains Venomorph of all his blood. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Oh fuck vampire fight or what. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lets do it dakrum! i'll show you that baja oklahoma sucks! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Dakrum. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Oklahoma xD ? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: You are obviously going to tear my character up. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah, texas = baja oklahoma T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its like how baja california is south of regular california T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Haha fuck this state. Worst place to live. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Yeah xD T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I do speak spanish lol T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum come up here and sublet my lease =) T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wanna hop on a jet plane and visit europe =) T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but im leased and having surgery in a couple days, so i need to deal w/ the lease afore i head off T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sweet, 10 xp for better at fortitude T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Lmfao wow bro what a stupid duel. You just healed yourself over and over. No rule against it but what a stupid waste of time. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah... you should get cleric next T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: that's pretty normal in duels T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Obviously. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: No I don't do that in duels. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: myself i need ranger next so i can be a shoe-in for chaos apps T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: you cant. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: you also haven't won any duels apparently T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lol joker, you're in tulsa? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what the fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: lol yeah.... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: That was my 2nd duel i'm level 66 what the fuck do you expect me to do and all my duels were people higher level than me. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you want a vacuum cleaner? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: hardwood floors and wife. i'm good. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i see. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: joker, you know any cheap doctors, good dentists, cheap lawyers, good places to meet girls that are marriable, or know any good shrinks? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and do you know why drakus doesnt log on anymore? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: he cut me off in traffic a while back but i havent seen him since T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at -=Evil=- Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: joker what about a box of books, dvds, and legend of the five rings cards? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at -=Evil=- Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: wtf T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont wanna pay 50 bucks a month to store stuff X.X T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at -=Evil=- Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i suppose I am fortunate that I don't no any of those things you asked for. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah , guess so. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i think it'd be good to know a good shrink. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: although, if all you need is storage, my wifes vagina would suffice. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i already said i dont wanna pay 50 bucks a month. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: joker, can you teach me to be funny, i've already got the face for it? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: joker, what about a good church or a good funeral home like behrens? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or a good chiro-practer or a good used car salesman? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at -=Evil=- Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: car salesman, yes. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah good! are they here or out in coweta? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: i do know a HOT chiropractor. but she's not very good. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: in tulsa. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: use tells. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mmnm. a hot chiropracter sounds nice. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: odd for this on curse. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its too bad you don't know a good shrink though, it'd be nice to have someone to talk to that doesnt judge (other than to call you crazy and scribble things down in ink) T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: plesythmographs lol wow been discreidited yet ? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: and yeah poison alice cooper if thats the on you are thinking of T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol Jarrod ! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol "shakes head" T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: how long does acid f u up for ? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: nasty speedy acid too T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm pissing like a hydrant ! wtf T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: are there sites that preserve old MUDs? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: suck u T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: this fucking look like q and a? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: not if i look at u T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck yeah! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: ooooooooooh fucking a! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: shake ur bootie! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: meh - rain aint got one wort h shakin T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain bounces past you, happily clinging to a mail-order package. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: u talking to urself red? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: not? LOD cDc / AOI? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: fuck you Rose Ether, fuck you fuck you fuck you T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: curse u all T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori goes 'pfft' at ^~SireN~^ Oceania and covers her with globs of spittle! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania farts in the direction of Coloring Colori. Better flee before she turns to you! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania bonks Coloring Colori on the head for being such an UTTER moron. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori lifts ^~SireN~^ Oceania's shirt and blows loudly into her navel! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania burps loudly in response to Coloring Colori's remark. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori has doused ^~SireN~^ Oceania with Windex to keep him from streaking! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania runs her hands over Coloring Colori's body, slowly stripping away the clothing... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant ^~SireN~^ Oceania. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania pukes on Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: haha T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im sad T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori burps loudly in response to ^~SireN~^ Oceania's remark. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: cus no one bought you ice cream? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: thats one reason T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: cus i didnt send nude pics of my hamster?! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: another reason:( T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sorry..my hamster was shy..didnt wanna come out of its wheel T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: he hot T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania pants lustily. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yea...yea i am hot T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori goes 'pfft' at ^~SireN~^ Oceania and covers her with globs of spittle! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: the hamster is hoter than u T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: prolly T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: hes got those cute little cheeks that blow up when he eats T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fucking hamsters.. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck, i forgot my alt's password again T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: of fuck i mastered cure critical T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: u suck T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i lick but i dont suck T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: lies T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: pics or it didnt happen T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: oceania send them pics they dont believe me T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: gross roque T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: gross what? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gross misconduct T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you have a dirty mind woman T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: learning from the best rw T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: my mind is filled with love and happy thoughts T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: FUCK!!!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: thats the spirit! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: So I found a job, they were going to let me start tonight, then I failed the drug test... for Amphetimines?!? What the FUCK?!? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I haven't had any medication of any sort since Feb 4th. I blame that fucking burrito. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Yo quiero Taco Bell. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: wow that's fucked up T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: drug testing for employment should be fucking illegal T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Averan: like it is in the rest of the modern world T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fredderick: are you a large person T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fredderick: because fat cells can hold on to things longer and release at a slower rate T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck no T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: thats what he said, in prison T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm 220lbs, not fat but not skinny for my size. I can see testing possitive for thc but Amph? It was a saliva test so it must be something I ate or drank in the last couple days. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: No energy drinks, 2 Arizona iced teas, sodas, jack daniels, a couple Sam Adams cherry wheats and a ton of coffee. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm broke and am going to have to pay a clinic to retest me. I might have to take that offer of $100 for my xbox. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I guess I could report to the police that I was drugged and try to get a free test lol. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: And if I pay for a better drug test it might come back possitive for thc lol. FUCKING BULLSHIT! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Argh!!!!! gunna be like $40 to get my drug test done. I've got $60 in my bank, assuming nothing odd goes through.$32 cash, and about 1/4 tank of gas. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: sweet T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: so instead of mudding mow your neighbours lawn T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol, I live in a hotel right now. currently the cops are outside inventorying the car of one neighbor who smashed the window and robbed another. Last week it was a stabbing. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: ok rob your neighbour then =) T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well I'm going to sell my 360s 250gb w/ COD MW3 and Batman Arkham City, but I was hoping to get $150, so far I have an offer of $100 =( T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I can feel the blood, flowing through my veins, spilling on my soul! And now the hunger's getting bigger! Come a little closer now pretenious WHORE and Pull My Trigger! Free the violence that is building in me! I say now end of the ride, murder/suicide, is how -I'VE- been feeling LATELY!! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Are they just too fucking arrogant to cancel 2.5 men? I mean the whole point of watching the show was to watch fucked up charlie sheen. I tried watching 2 of the new ones but it sucked ass. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: then don't watch it T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I don't. I won't even steal it. But they scrap better shows than that all the time. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I blame all of you for subliminally making me a junkie. you called me a junkie so much I turned into one lol. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow. a fucky spamming daily blessing. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: fucky? me want fucky! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak, do you want fucky with a steroid taking teenager in western india? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: because they just hit the msnbc news website with an article on em T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Axtak. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Nah, I already failed my drug test today for Meth lol. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you dont know how to reduce ephedrine? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: > Log back in. Somehow have lost 200 alignment points. That fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or you mean you had a lab test done on you T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: The..even.. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers around himself intently. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I found a job that was going to hire me and I'd start tonight, but then I failed the drug test, Not for THC but for meth lol. So it was a false possitive and now I have to pay to get a real drug test done. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak no you don't. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you can just apply some place else. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and what makes you say it was a false positive? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: do you take any Rx stuff for adhd T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I think they dosed my burrito. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: me? no. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: like adderal T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont even take anything for being me =( T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Haven't had anything even OTC since feb 4th. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak do you maybe have thyroid failures? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: you might want to look into that Vamp. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak first i wanna find out more information on this iohexol-155 stuff that i got iv'd ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sigh, where's a merck manual when you need one! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I don't think I've had any energy drinks in over a week. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well remember the first step toward recovery is admiting you have a problem T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh it wasnt an energy drink... it was an inter-venuous administration of T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like when people shoot up heroin except a tech shot me up with iohexol-155 ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Tracer dye? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nod for a CAT scan T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tomographical with the aid of a computer. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Just google Iohexol, from the wiki I'm assuming the 155 is the mg of iodine per ml T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but from reading about the osmolarity of it it looks like it really screws with the body's system T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and i still don't get a clear understanding of the metabolism of it T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sighs. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well if you die can I have all your gold? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno. can you? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: No, you'll be dead and won't be able to log on =( T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sighs at the sight of Axtak. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) NewItem: fix me some rabbit soup a real rabbit T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fix me some girl scout cookies. a real scout T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: you want to eat a girl scout? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no ^_^ i want to eat a cookie ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and then another cookie ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and another cookie... ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: he will take any chick at this point i think... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and maybe another after that ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i could eat an entire box! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and then some chips ahoys T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and some nilla wafers T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: There's girls selling them just down the street but I'm too poor to spend money on them. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and maybe some brownies if they're done T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak dude. buy them for me. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Buy my 360 for $150 cash and I'll throw in a box of cookies lol. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: will you deliver? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Sorry I've blacklisted your state. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: coool Aramil plays vampire the masqeruade? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: even though he is a giant and not a vampire? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Aramil. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: a giant vampire T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: hea like rawr stomp stomp T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, oh wow, he even has a whisper's duct tape in his inventory, without keepflag T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well I'm going to go try to drool at the hot chick at arby's and get a sack o sammichs. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dude... arby's chicks are too hairy to be hot T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the real hot chicks are at mcdonalds T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: her dad owns it T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Nah they got a tall skinny asian grrl that makes me drool. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: tall + asian girl =/= ?? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Haven't tried the McDonalds here, but taco bell had a cute spunky blonde, and Burger king has landwhales. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont know if there is a burger king in this state? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: a tall asian girl is a ladyboy T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lmfao T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost i suppose its easier to pass for a chick in some parts of asia since a lot of chicks there have the chests of a 12 year old T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a twansexual? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Yourself ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol, she's flat, but definatly female. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: have you checked? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like 95% surity? or 100% surity? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: turn your head and cough! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: 100% sure. I'm from SoCal, tranny identifying is mandatory there. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey vost, did you know in the uk people call their underwear ' shorts' ? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I wear boxer shorts T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Haven't given her the ol Crocodile Dundee test though T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak its usually pretty easy, most trannies don't bother to lose weight... they have this weird notion that being fat and female is the same as being a woman T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't need to do the cough test. Just grab the crotch and squeeze. If you find something to hold onto, it's a guy. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'll ask her if she likes doing it with the lights on. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak better yet, tell her you want her to use a strap on and she says that she can't find a spot to strap to =) T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Ok brb, I'm starving, my stomach has been growling since noon. (fyi they got chin strap ons) T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak wouldnt that be hard on the neck? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: hardon chin... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder what hurts more, a viola, or a chin strap on T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they have strapons for the penis as well, and strapons for dp (a hole for the dick and one for the dildo). T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda hmmn i dunno, strapping onto the penis sounds painful T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: not as painful as inserting a foreign object into the hole. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but still, sounds painful. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, sounding is different from strapon. The penile strapon (also called an extender), fits like a sleeve. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what does it hook to then? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the pelvis? or does it constrict around the penis itself? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I imagine the better ones have some sort of tiedown or sack ring to keep it on. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the cheaper ones just use your precum as a glue. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Whoa, what are we talking about? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno, i think its more fun to envision corsets for chicks than it is to envision penis attachments. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: voltagehero, hanslanda uses an orthotic implement for sexual performance and he's telling me how it works T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Alright.. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw, is it better to envision sex in a warm swimming pool or a cold one? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: with enough activity the cold wouldnt make the penis shrink right? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: warm T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: warm means you both are comfortable and you still get erect nipples. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmnm. ok so erect nipples is the point shape right? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: pointy* T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: ...If you have to ask that.. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: voltage the button shape or the pointy cones? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: How old are you again? :| T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: ^ At Jhav T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: play with yours and find out. While mannips aren't as prominent or interesting, the work the same as the lady ones T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? but chick's nipples change shade. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: so do guys' nips. But like I said, they aren't prominent or as interesting. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. do they taste the same? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: ... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING THIS, I DON'T EVEN. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: This isn't something you normally ask to complete strangers. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no. Except perhaps if they're both lactating (yes, guys can lactate, too). T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sometimes it's just a medical condition, sometimes it's a sympathetic response to being a mommy. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I am rethinking working at arby's now, I saw the rest the girls, Fuggos. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans i thought men only lactated if they had drugs in their system or exposure to polyethelene or deet or analogues T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Hanslanda ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does male breastmilk have a particular constancy or nutrition content? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nope, you can start lactating just by being too emotionally close to a new mother T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh, like how people will laugh sympathetically when they have stockholm syndrome? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's good enough for babies, but dunno. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, like how guys have sympathetic labor pains T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmn, hans, remind me to get a chick pregnant so i can try having those T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: or when guys have PMS T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans or when they wear womens undies? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: male lactation does not naturally occur due to your wardrobe. You need hormone treatments for that. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: FYI womens crotchless panties are cut too low for your junk to hang out proper. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: axtak they have womens crotchless panties that allow male insertion just fine though T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I think they have crotchless manties, too T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: One guy made himself lactate so he could breast feed by subliminal tapes when he slept and stimulation. Though it only gave him one chick boob and one man boob. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, do you think pvc or leather is less likely to accumulate sweat and therefore contribute to a sweaty choad? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Leather breaths better. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I find leather more comfortable T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cow leather/pig leather/ etcetera? any difference? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: but pvc is more fun with lots of lube and pvc sheets lol. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what's a sweaty choad? Is it that painful sore you get when your boxers ride up and your taint gets rubbed raw by your sweaty, hairy thighs? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmmn. i've never seen pvc sheets T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: never seen a vacuum bed? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans no, its when your choad is covered with sweat and often times accumulates an odor from that T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, oooh, nope! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: crotch rot? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Only seen a vaccum bed online, looks fun though, like han solo in carbonite T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, crotch rot comes if you dont air out your sweaty choad. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you can simulate one by putting a plastic bag over your head. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, does the penis get ample air flow from surrounding air, or would there be harm if a condom were left on over a length of time? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: complications from a condom means you have much bigger willie woes--like a 4-hour boner. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Complications from a condome usually mean kids in 9 months T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dunno, i wouldnt mind having kids with a chick if she was adequaltely cute, had an equally cute accent, nice eyes and at times a naked body. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Axtak ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Go find an Aussie asain accent... I think that's the worst thing I've heard. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not borneo? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: funniest one I seen was a comedic duo consisting of a midwest redneck with a chinese accent and a chinese with a midwest redneck accent. They'd go around town dressed up to induce stereotypes and record peoples' reactions when the wrong accent came out. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: If you say Ax instead of ask you're right out. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mmmnm. i should go take a nap T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Yeah go to sleep so I can give you some suprise sex. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: The Bayer Advanced commercial just seems so racist to me... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: FUCKING BULLSHIT DRUG TESTS!!! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: what u fail one? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: ehehe T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: She's a witch! Burn her! T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i wonder how long it would take to travel the world using teleport only.. no moving.. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: besides the noteleport rooms of course T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Do I watch Castle or Hawaii 5 O? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Castle has Nathan Fillon, so obviously, that one. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Yeah but Hawaii 5o might have Grace Park in a bikini... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Ok, that I wasn't aware of. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Well... eye candy or ear candy, then? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: gotta take these things into account T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: eye candy T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: that's like the whole reason I watched Lexx T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Is that the one with the robot head? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: yep T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: and the loveslave who doesn't wear underwear T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: I *still* have "All Day By My Zev Zev" stuck in my head. Or whatever that poem was. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: The best eye candy show was Legend of the Seeker leather clad chicks with dildos of pain. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I think I'll watch castle and d/l 5O. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Or Enterprise, with a lot of Vulcan sideboob. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I would go 5o if was all Hiro from Heroes and Grace Park. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: But my luck it's going to be all naked fat guys tonight. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: It's fucking unfair that I test possitive for drugs I'm not even doing and I don't even get to get high T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: that's why you get high T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I can't even afford to get high. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I tell you what T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: if you were addicted to heroin, you'd be finding a way to get high for sure T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Were you exposed to it by roommates or friends or something? If not you can usually challenge the results and have the sample retested. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: it's that or poppy seeds I'm guessing T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Nah didn't have that problem when I was addicted to heroin, I had a fun job selling video games. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: what drugs? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I had fun volunteer tutoring at the library T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: really being on heroin is nice, but being chained to it is the worst thing ever T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: which makes it the worst thing ever, really, but... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I was possitive for amphetimines, and I haven't had any form of medication prescription or OTC. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: now that is weird T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I basically just 3 days sick as fuck in bed and that was that when I quit. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: heh, I went to a foreign country on a spiritual course, and detoxed in a South American hotel room T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: course was a month...I would say after a month you can live without it T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: No energy drinks even. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: then I can't think of what would make you test positive for that T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I quit heroin when all my friends checked into rehab and it wasn't fun anymore T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: well it takes balls to walk away from heroin, so I congratulate you T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Heroin was my first drug, then I went to coke and meth, then quit that then pot, then quit that then booze and cigs, then back to pot which caused me to stop drinking which was awesome. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I think I did it backwards T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: wow, that's like the exact opposite order that I did T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin is agreeing with that Axtak person again... T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I never got that far into meth...I've always been naturally up, very much so, and while cocaine was great, I've always been more for downers too T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Now I guess I go use meth in my sleep. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: meth is one of the few drugs that I've done that I would say has, really, absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: but I have to ask this, since we're on this subject T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: you ever done the speedball? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Web says kidney infection can cause false positive for amphetamines. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I did not know that T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Any pain in your sides or fever? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I speedballed once... one accident. was in my meth phase but my friend was starting methodone the next day so I joined in for the last hurah... Ooooppps. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: man the speedball is like the pinnacle of getting high T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: getting high isn't a viable life strategy, but in the domain of getting high, there is no better than the speedball T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: as William Burroughs said, "If God made anything better, He kept it for Himself." T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Honestly I'd rather just smoke pot. Helps me deal with all the stupid the world and makes me dislike hard alcohol T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: pot is nice T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: really, marijuana is a good thing T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Did someone call me...? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: The docs had me on like 3 meds a day, had to be taken at specific times every day, didn't really help much, lots of side effects. When I switched to pot, helped with all my problems and I could just use it when I wanted. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ahhh, just a Facts Channel. I'll leave you fine folk to discuss some non-fiction. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Penis T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: You read the 'none' help file? hehe T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: nowadays I just drink, smoke cigs, and weed T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: but I do work on getting healthier T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: if I meet the requirements of help boyfriend, who do I see? :P T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: any girl? T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: My body likes my generally unhealthy diet. I don't feel a need to change it. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: help girlfriend - 'There is no help with that keyword.' T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: help women T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin smiles happily. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Messed up thing is I have that fake piss so I could just cheat and pass the drug test but that false possitive is pissing me off so I want to know. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I would be curious too T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Most labs will let you challenge the results, and do a more comprehensive test on the sample, but you have to pay a couple hundred bucks out of pocket. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Usually if they made a mistake, they'll give a refund. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Here they just use OTC test kits, don't even use labs. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: In Cali the tests have to be done by a licensed physitian. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Today was the first time I ever did a saliva test T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I should drive over to the police station, tell them I might be high on meth and get my free test lol. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I don't see how that could possible go wrong. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Heh. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Looks like I want to do a blood test, thc is only about a week so I won't have to worry about that. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I think I'm going to have to start texting my friend on west coast the end of all his shows since he's one of those cock suckers who sees you reading a book and tells you the end. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Note to self, if I kill someone just dump them in a drainage ditch around here and police will be stumped. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I bet that asshat in Iraq who killed all those civilians wishes he had one of these drainage ditches that baffle police. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: it didn't work for Saddam, they found him anyways. T3/r6/2012-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Saddam was just a disney animatronic. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck im tierd.. Dunt wanna go to fucking school T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Fucking white trash pieces of shit letting their kids run and scream through the halls at 12:30 am T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Lmfao. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: They've already made 3 screaming passes over the last 10 minutes. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Any of you seen Chomp on Bloodshows.com ? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz shudders in the throes of an ecstatic orgasm. Must've killed a bonus trivia mob. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: hehe T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Come on asshat call me so I can sell this fucking xbox so I can get a fucking job and buy a fucking xbox! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Waffles: Get on my level ho. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I don't work on my knees T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuckity fuck T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm so pissed I'm ranting to NPCs. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Well, I hope they're well written bots? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Must be, he disapeared after I ranted. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Messed up thing, I've gotten one call back for a job, it was a wrong number looking for some guy named John to offer him work. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I can't even get a mail order bride since I'm still legally married =( T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Fuck my life! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i sorry T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well I think I'm gunna take a break, watch last nights Hawaii 5o and hopefully grace park will act all sexy and chear me up a bit until I remember no one like me. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: cp garble?!? oh s., and i just got into one-click cps:( T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: oh shit.. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Nokia really hit the ball out of the park on this one. They've filed a patent for vibrating tattoos. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ooooh now i want a tattoo on my dick!! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you should see what they've done to pussies. They're good enough to hang pictures in the L'ouvre. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: but still, needlework on sensitive naughty bits doesn't seem like a good idea. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: -cough- pussy -cough T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: 8+ people died today so u can haz new cheap cell phone. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: About 155,000 people die every day, so those eight lazy fucks need to get in line. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: It's still day there, and thats just how many the police have killed today. My friends been stuck down in Peru. Lots of gunfire and shouting a few blocks away. I told him he didn't need to leave the states for that. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: l T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: such terrible language T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: fuck my foots asleep fuck T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: that was me flipping off the fucking asshats that are jerkin me around on buying an almost new xbox for $150. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck. Wait, what? Shit, FUCK! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo spanks Meatpounder playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: And fuck the bitch at radio shack trying to sell me a 12v2a power supply for $60. and fuck the guy at the computer store who when I asked about it kept handing me 500ma and below ones asking me, "This one?" when it was writen across half of the front of the box! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aramil ruffles Axtak's hair playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Ahhhh I feel beter T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I should have just pawned the fucking thing. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: this game is way fucking better now than 7 years ago last I played, fuck T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: well it's definitely improved T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: no fucking copy/paste speedwalks, no fucking searching through that equipment database T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I loved it back than also T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: yeah, no having to craft a list of SW aliases T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: I did too, just remember alot of things were a pain in the ass, I heard there's no ST:TNG anymore, thank the gods that place is gone T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: it's not T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: it's been renamed T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: layout is identical T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: same shit, different name T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: best area in the game T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: Oh... well someone should do us a favor and torch that place, its awful T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: nah, its pretty simple really T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Yeah it's worse now, same place except all there are are the ST:TNG maps with old names T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: overall the areas are alot better now, and theres alot more it seems like T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: Has the quest time changed? I remember there was 15 minutes on something I thought T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods, way higher but wait time is the same T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: same as ever, 15 on a fail, 30 on completion T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the time you have to complete the quest is higher though. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: Okay, yeah I noticed I was getting 40 and 50 minutes, that's better than the old 15-30 I seem to remember getting T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: and it seems like I'm getting alot more gold as well T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I do remember being a lot richer than I was last time I started fresh forever ago, but then again I just figured it was because I know what I'm doing T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Another inquiry about the xbox, Come on pappa wants for fucking taco bell for dinner! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I really hope this guy buys my xbox just so I can email the jerkoff that while he was dicking around I sold it T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: how much u sell it for? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: $150 but he wants to buy it tomarrow... I'm hoping I can convince him to buy it tonight so I get a job so I can buy a xbox. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: It's like some kind of government plan T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: It's $100 off and people are jerking me around, damn thing was made 7-2011. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i have 2 broken xboxs that ive been meaning to have repaired for over a year lol....i do miss my halo3 T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Fuck he won't have cash till tomarrow.I hate to say yes and have that other asshat show up with cash. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: and tekken 6, soul calibur 4, & GTA4...tbose were my games b4 it died (& halo3) T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Come over and buy mine =) T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well fuck, I guess it's sold. I guess I'll use the last of my money to go buy tacobell. if this falls through I'll pawn the fucking thing. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: the pisser is I have one universal av cable for my ps3 and xbox and a hdmi cord, but that tv is in the car and I don't want to bring it in. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking daily prayers keep giving me triv points and triv point tokens T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Ok those dorito tacos aren't all that. Leaves that doritos ass flavor in your mouth. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I think I'm going to denounce my american citizenship then sneak back in and get government aid as an illegal alien. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: whats with all the fucking kids in here? id rather only be able to be seen by ppl 18 and up man... T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: go to a turkish bath and meet Charlie Sheen, then. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Fucking christians teaching kids to fucking read! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: haha.. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Next those starving kids will be playing muds because you donated 25 cents a day T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they already do. MXitaphone reaches all corners of the Earth. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well america cut funding to starving kids around the world cuz we're teaching them what to belive. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's the most popular instrument in the world now, even compared to the guitar or the vuvuzela T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: makes sense, no point feeding people that dont agree with you T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Bah let them die. They're not my kids. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak slaps his laptop with his cock trying to find the floppy dick drive. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: OMG He's using science that's anti jesus and so he must be making a bomb and be a terrorist. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mimir rofl, there's a legodick social? not just legosword? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: WTF is wrong with people?!? All my neighbors seem to spend a lot of time running into walls. Makes me wonder if they just keep walking into them like zombies or some shit. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck tomorrow is wednesday T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: PENIS T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: pussy! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: trust me, I've done it, it's not hard at all to OD T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: it's so so easy T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm not lucky enough to OD. a liter of vodka, 10 ambien 5 somas and I still couldn't pass out =( T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: ambien and soma are awesome T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: shit, I went for a month, detoxed from opiates, came back home, used a little heavy and OD'd T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: accidentally T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: methadone? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: If you're using bags or brown, though, it's hard to tell what dose you're actually taking. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: have you thought about seeking medical help? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: my bro's best friend died like that T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: actually, Oath, I can tell you from practical experience that that isn't true T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: (I don't use anymore) T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: what happens is that your dealer has a pretty consistent product T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: If you know you're getting clean stuff, maybe. But if it's been stepped on, there's no telling what's actually in it. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: and you have a pretty high tolerance T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: people love to step on shit T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: oh you know what is and isn't stepped on, and my brother knew the guy who was just below the cartel T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: you know who to get it from T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Heroin comes from someones ass. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I mean, all that you are saying is theoretically true T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: but in real life, those things are managed T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I could build a bomb hat but that's so messy, like exanguination, it's really just for making a statement. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: plus that is never good if it screws up T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: anyway, you know what they say, if you have the guts to kill yourself, you've got the guts to live T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Not really, every day when I wake up I say "FUCK NOT ANOTHER DAY!" Then I try but I am thwarted by badluck and stupid people. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Cuz I'm a meth addict with 8 employers and no work. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: If "(you+meth)/8 employers = miserable" then change the equation somehow. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: more pot T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: thats been my motto T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: helped me stop smoking cigs T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I just found I'm a meth addict, they went to give me a job so I took a test and it say's I'm high as fuck and I can't work. Good thing that test told me cuz I didn't know. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Those test kits aren't very reliable. Or it could be a kidney infection. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Pot keeps me from drinking which is good cuz I drink a fifth a night. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Or, it's possible you have a secret life, like Batman... except you're Methman. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: yeah I've had to cut the drinking out recently T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: and maybe you're like that woman who cheated on her boyfriend in her sleep, only you do meth instead T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: but doing meth in your sleep, that would be like almost a superpower T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: They're only about 90-95% accurate but there's no laws here for them and every employer with a real job require one. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I think one of you got me high. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Promise: Someone woman won a ton of money from a testing company and her job over a bagel and a piss test T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i like sleeping, and having teeth T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: there's difrent laws once you're actually employed. They have to offer a real test. In Cali only a licenced phycician can administer a work related drug test so if you come back possitive for the spot test it goes to a lab automatically. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: here they just buy what evers cheapest, and they make you pay for it out of your first check lol T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: in PA it follows the chain of custody, so... T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Don Johnson (not the actor, but sure looks like him) won $15 million from 3 casinos in three outings. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I worked at a Blockbuster(it was close to my place) and then Harriet Carter Gifts in PA, never had to drugtest for those back then. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: they will demand a drug test if they want to fire you and not pay unemployment. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: back then, folk were actually embarassed about doing drugs. Nowadays, it's as out in the open as a flamer in a greek orgy in the middle of a Gay Pride parade. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I was making $24/hr gov was taking 33% of that, and get get a month or two of unemployment or foodstamps because I quit. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: It's like people that complain about that chick collecting foodstamps after she won the lotto. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: that is pretty good, even after taxes T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: She just paid millions in taxes fuck give her the foodstamps. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: good point T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: she won 1million. AFTER TAXES T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: it's not like she's taking away from other poor people...if anything, she paid for herself and many, many others T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: that's got to be less than .01% tax refund. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: and we weren't mad that she was accepting food stamps. we were mad because she lied about her income in order to get the assistance in the first place. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: I think she had gotten them legit, just failed to report her winnings. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: no:P T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Er... thought. I don't know. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: She didn't actually break any laws. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: the lottery was the reason anyone noticed. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: she actually did Axtak. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nah, she one $1 million before taxes. She elected for the lump sum, so she only got about $650k after taxes. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: failing to report your household income (any income in the household) is considered fraud. for which she was charged- fraud. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: last i checked, committing fraud was a crime. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I don' T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: getting caught for fraud is a crime T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Know what you just said but SUE THEM. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: and i'm not even getting into the guy she had living with her and his income. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: KICK HIS ASS. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: she took a lump sum do depending she technically had income once. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: government is a crime. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: indeed, they define it T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: sad this is where I'm from I don't think you could find a house in the city limits for 500,000 lol T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: mobile homes start about 100k, then you still have to pay about 250+/month lot rent. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: mmmm T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: try closer to 20k. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I'm from Santa Barbara. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fredderick: you must be talking double wides T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: then buy one in kansas and have it shipped. you're still way off. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: WAAAAAY off. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: but you can't get a lot. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: then move. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) -=Evil=- Joker: look, the mexicans can do it. you can too. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Yeah the mexican moved to santa barbara, it's easy if you stuff 20 people in a doublewide T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I moved to Michigan. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: 4 mexicans came in speaking spanish while I was at the staffing place yesterday and I thought... Awww it's like being back in Cali...lol T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: OMG I saw a shaved ice place. I am so going there with my xbox money since it's "heat wave" T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Lol...kinda... there's a convited rapist out being wierd to women, they got a pic of his car, it's got a In God We Trust bumper sticker. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Just more proof everyone with one of those stickers should be shot. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: More proof I have bad luck, 1 reason I moved from cali for Mich was I got tired of the weather. Record heat wave now it's the same here. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Never move to Texas btw. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: why? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Pretty awful around my area. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Tropical heat. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I drove through texas, I'll pass on living there. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I love tropical heat T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: and Austin is a cool town T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: they have a movie theater that brews its own beers T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: which you can drink while watching movies, as well as order entrees T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I live very close. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: they have the Salt Lick T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: and they have a huge party on 6th Street on the weekends T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I live in a small town called El Campo if you didn't know. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: The community around my town is very prejudice. The school districts in Texas are getting out of hand also. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Eh, I live in North Carolina. Not a bad place. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: lol. I imagine it wouldn't be. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I can't wait until fireflies start coming out, though...this'll be the first time I've ever seen them for real T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: PA is my favorite state I've spent time in so far. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Why is it that? T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: coming from the west coast, there aren't eny T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: any T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: I dig Pittsburgh. Knoxville was pretty cool, but I like more seasons. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Promise: axta You only live in NJ other than pa then ) T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Eh, I've lived on the East Coast my whole life. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Fireflies are alright. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: EAST COAST ALL THE WAY! T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I surf T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: 8rofl T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: South Jersy, PA, all over Cali. a couple weeks in OR... T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: a couple weeks in AZ too. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: louisville is a nice city T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: kentucky > tennessee T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riagon: tn hell ya T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: PA has mountains and rivers, very nice. Ithica NY was really nice too. Was there for a weekend at the first nice day of the year, waterfalls were still frozen, did shrooms there much fun. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Knoxville is probably pretty different from the rest of Tennessee. It's just a big college town with UT right there. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: My week in Utah sucked ass. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: that's too bad...the camping in Utah is spectacular T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: MOAB T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Yeah the mountains looked really nice, but the cities laws, and people I could do without. I was out near Ogden. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: I grew up next on the ocean with mountains 2 miles away so dry flat places just feel wrong to me. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Best day job I ever had, testing the emergeny exit rafts for new commercial airplanes, took a boat out to platform then a ton of us piled down the inflatable ramp squishing eachother then detached it and floated around for a while lol. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ,is playing with his Dirkdiggler. T3/r6/2012-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: FUCK ROMMNEY!!! WAFFLES OWN PANCAKES! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: There goes the fucking zombies next door walking into the walks again, this motel needs a no zombie tenants policy. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Someone get a fucking shotgun I need to shoot these fucking zombie in the room next to me. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Never stick your dick in crazy. Also never let crazy into school - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gvkK83yVhA T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I want a bag like that guy T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Eeeeeeeeeeeverybody's gettin' raped... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Botters gonna Bot, and get their ass caught. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Scripters gonna Script, what's that on their lap? It's shit. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: who got it this time ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Everybody. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: The GQ mayhem has been delicious. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: cough syrup already stole "dexxed up" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 4:10 a.m. ..... Wednesday, fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: yea im in NC..what state u in with the same time? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: is the week half-begin, or half-over? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: begun rather T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: curse ye all-arrrrrr- T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: nope you can T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: nope you can't , just curse T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: well you can curse as much as you want at least T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: you can go on about your period all fucking day long if you want to, if you're a girl T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin needs very much so to have bloodwings to fly! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: Citron made a few quite disgusting curse only socials T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: if I just remember what they were... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i wanna -insert word her- you!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nevela: _hug_ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I hadn't seen 2 girls 1 cup or a2m until this chan T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: ahahaha i still haven't finished that video T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: it's too much T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: How about ... one priest one nun? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: makes you wonder if you can profile by fetish and perhaps market toward it ..... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: that's like saying, why masturbate when you have a SO? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: why not? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Kysa :) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: SO ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hmmm lizards .. need more dmg T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ok if it has nothing to do with asses , SO whats itmean ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: uoy kcuf T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you still here ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: brb mission fridge - feeling calm - should be interesting i hope T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: back T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: mus frood OS meaning ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: trade u 4 some tequila T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fucking lol, God damn Jury Duty. They'll have to bond me out of Jail first. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: did you already go through a selection process? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Just the letter, but it's always fun when I show up at eight in the morning with a police escort. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lmao T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: well you have options. you could be a good upstanding citizen, do your duty, learn about the judicial system a little bit and even earn a little money... or you could be a bad citizen and invent a bias or a prejudice, and thus be rejected as a juror T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol? Are you fucking serious? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You just painted the world in black and white, son. The shit doesn't work that way at all. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: not really, i ALWAYS communicate in jokes T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ahhh sarcasm. The yoke of life. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: "Would you confider yourself a fair judge of chara-" "Fucking Not Guilty!" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Consider, oh well... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: well, at least you got the biased part down T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Victimless crimes aren't crimes. I don't give a flying which what the Courts say. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: well as a juror you'd only have to decide the issues of fact T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Holy piss, it's nine in the God damn morning. I spent another seventy-two... and it's been six hours since my last joint. I can't type for shit. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yeah, I've been on Jury Duty before, it's fucking stupid. Even the murder cases are a snore, you know whether the guy/girl is guilty after all the evidence is presented but you still have to wait out the overly-enlongated judicial process. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: ha would be ironic if you spent money from jury duty for a joint =) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ironic or obvious? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: both? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If you play "good" on Jury Duty, they don't give a flying fuck how you are once the case is over. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dfury: what else should they do? you do your "job", they pay you whatever for it... what else should there be? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Like with all victimless crimes, just don't get caught and there is no broken law. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Have you seen that Doritos commercial where the dog is burying a cat collar in the backyard, and some guy notices and glances at the "Missing Cat" poster nearby? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era opens a fresh bag of ntoes in your presence. You wipe away a dab of drool. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey! fer T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: how do i get this out T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: that's what SHE said! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: scearm rape ... lol T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: my metor is fucking me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Mentor, metre, or meteor? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: the one pulling the strings T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Master? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im getting drunk T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: master I cant trust T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: should just teach me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: owes me ! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: last nights dream ays i should rely o family for material - why divert ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: and for what - gumby fun/nothing books T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: why di i need to have the screen so close ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: type big T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i am so angry T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lol is cute aint it ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: stroke me ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im here T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i want to buy eq 41 71 171- pkagedeal ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: kysa hey - know that Im being fd T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: still pissed off with my mentor! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: stop moving T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: meet here T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen shakes her head. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: smiles T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: can we be freinds ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen is asking Tzadkiel to be her partner at a ->)NSL(<- session. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im fd T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i cant see u now T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: my mentor is false T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: If he is teaching you to wax his cars and paint his fences, DON'T GIVE UP - it is all for a reason. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: tesst T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: im being fuded T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i'm ok im yung but i no T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: u ahave any q? y me ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You have me at a loss. I have NO idea what you are talking about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: I think he said he was being fudged T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I'm getting stoogd T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Details or T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: being railroaded ibnto T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: report your master for being a pedobear? or am I missing something as usual? :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: maybe you should take a drug test, maybe you're on drugs and don't know it like me. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Lie back and enjoy the ride? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli nods at Vakieh. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: less than sucide - activate MS T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: supreme - looking at cant see T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: curse pet me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pets Tzadkiel. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: just pet me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: pet me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: pet me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: pet me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I am told this set of images is supposed to indicate a relationship between gunpowder and the smell of a fart. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://imgur.com/a/nTnTH T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: What I get out of it, is that Japan is FUCKING WEIRD. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hey T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: supreme effort to be here T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: HELLO. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: hola T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Why is it so difficult to be here? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I have consumed so much tequila T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: congrats T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Walk it off, man. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i take it you want a cookie?! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Do you have a cookie? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Cause I wouldn't mind one, to be honest. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: just one ? - i'll get to zade when i can read that T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Well... I finished a tough quest, and having a drink or smoking a bowl or whatever is traditional in this situation... it's just not working for me. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: But some recognition wouldn't be amiss. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: cuddle me , I'm close to sleep T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Wanker T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lemme read back T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen cuddles Tzadkiel. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pounces on Alestorm, pinning him to the ground. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori flops on top of EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen giggles at Coloring Colori's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lets just flop as one T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm screams "RAPE! RAPE!" and abruptly falls asleep T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Tzadkiel. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: cold spoon ! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ack! EvilLittle Vixxen just streaked by Alestorm! Run, she might come for you next! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: it took me some effort to come back here after vomiting T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: had to get the sperm out ehh? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: is there a manor channel? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm shivers uncomfortably. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is dragging Alestorm around the room, slamming him into everything in his path. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I am speeding things up' my last 2 years mistakes into 2 months T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your heart drops as you realize that EvilLittle Vixxen is seducing Alestorm, not you. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: O.o T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so you had a kid..god dumped by your highschool sweetheart and had a nipple slip on live tv? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Peniiiith..... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: raped a kid , dumped ebola into ur highschool water supply ans wore the wrong colour to the funeral .. big deal T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori shows his approval by clapping his hands together. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: reading this is a feat on its own u know T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: he has no life so he sits here and plays... and plays... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i bet T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: girl! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: PUNA..... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen's great assault of might and magic is nothing to Coloring Colori's tier sanct! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen licks Alestorm. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Coloring Colori's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Coloring Colori boasting and thrusting out his crotch. Must be Boner Time. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There goes Alestorm again... this time he's comparing his penis to a sword! HAH! a dagger at best. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: you feel ur waste of time here somehow makes you lesser than the rest of us ? interesting T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: shouldn't you and Alestorm continue this on spouse? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: go fuck a goat T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: keep your fingers busy somewhere else T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: up a dogs ass you beast ! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm snickers softly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: I'm so Psycho T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: wow T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: I now have a Superman theme midi. Even with this gay love in, all is right with the world. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sounds lole fravardin is jealous! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: JEez I ask a question and you attack me? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: I'm not jealous T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: just love ! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: Its not for you to insist.... go get a girl T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i disagree T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i undress T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: err digress T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel guppeis here will prob buy some hippy shit fer now T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i knew i smelt something T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm wildly nods his head at Coloring Colori... he seems to be in total awe. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: I know what game your playing at alestorm Vixxen told me so quit the Bullshit and leave me the fuck alone T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: stroke me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: shouldnt you be lookin at porn right now T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at Fravardin. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Wow dude. Flip out much? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you know..rub one out and pass out? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: what the hell are you even talking about? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: on a public channel XD T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: o i want one of u to invent a means of stroking my back lightly T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: lol he has to get his finger out that dogs bum obviously its making him cranky T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: Why do I bother??? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: you like the chase T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: calm down. Both of you. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: or just use tells. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: smalleer sentencenses pissed as fuk T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori sends tells to Vixxen T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm tsks Fravardin. You feel sorry for him. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: Friends no more Alestorm T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Hey dude, I found your shit... in case you wanted it back. Seems like you lost it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: well okay then. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen rolls on the floor laughing at Coloring Colori's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: Now you two can bother me no more :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: What did I tell him about shitting in places where it can be found T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Coloring Colori is on his knees and EvilLittle Vixxen is busy moaning. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: wait..... She has a dick :O T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: how do WE bother YOU? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori gasps in astonishment. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: zomg T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so does jesus! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori lifts up his shirt and eats his own FAT TIT!!! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: By your little game of Good cop Bad cop and I'm always the one interrogated T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm rolls on the floor laughing at Coloring Colori's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm rolls on the floor laughing at Fravardin's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so you feel like you are being trolled fravardin? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Geez. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: he is a troll.... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: im trying to get you two back together T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori attempts to make Alestorm close his mouth in the interest of peace. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: get a job :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen is agreeing with that Alestorm person again... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i have one :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: tyvm T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: selling internet porn isn't a job... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: its a hobbie T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: no no T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: You say that because you've never tried to do it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: strippers and cocaine T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i sell both T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: wanna be a stripper?! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: want some cocaine? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: want a stripper? I can be organized. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I mean I can organize one *blink* T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) It looks like Coloring Colori has gotten into the sugar again. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori gets a little overexcited and covers EvilLittle Vixxen in her own frosting! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu strips down to a man-thong and passes out some fluffy white powder T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: banana boat! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori giggles at EvilLittle Vixxen's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen puts her finger in her mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: in your mouth :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori "accidentally" Doinks EvilLittle Vixxen in the Pooper and grins. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pouts. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: aww whats wrong T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: my poor pooper T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is down on one knee, and cupping EvilLittle Vixxen's ass. Ewwwww. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: all better! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: someday i ll make ur chatter .... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: what? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: trying to look for the right thingg oiin the wrong place\ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so your looking for mudsecks? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: NO!!! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: oh!! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You live in the middle of the desert, right? Unless you are after dirt or heat, you are going to be in the wrong spot. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: not at all... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bright, shiny gold halo appears over EvilLittle Vixxen's head. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see EvilLittle Vixxen being taped up to the wall by Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen gasps as she realizes what Coloring Colori did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: lemme down:( T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: go down on meh T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania whistles appreciatively. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: ...silence T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I'd hump you, but I'm stuck. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: um... if she's busy, ...what about me? LOL T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen rolls on the floor laughing at Amadieu's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Amadieu's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: and me.... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Alestorm's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agad! EvilLittle Vixxen tried to bounce into Amadieu's lap, but he turned his lap into a trampoline! There EvilLittle Vixxen goes ... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen cuddles Alestorm. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: oh, too late, you got off :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* EvilLittle Vixxen *lix* Alestorm! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori yawns. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen reaches around Coloring Colori's backside and gooses him tenderly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: oooh! caught me with my pants down T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori laffs at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu claps at Coloring Colori's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen puts her finger in her mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: that's awkward! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori lifts up his shirt and eats his own FAT TIT!!! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: just pull your pants back up please! *as the hippocritical Amadieu prances about in his man-thong still* T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori rolls on the floor laughing at Amadieu's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: LOL :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i forgot you wear the female thong today! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice EvilLittle Vixxen being fingerbanged by Alestorm, then his whole arm disappears! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: Damn! i hate when i get them mixed up! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen gasps as she realizes what Alestorm did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: in public! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu stares at Vixxen's crotch in disbelief! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear EvilLittle Vixxen has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: bak T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: why are you all staring! Oh and, Ale, please get your arm out of there... At least in public... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: straing? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: Tzad, can't you see!? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: where do you think Ale's arm is!? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: lying on my side wishing for voice to text at T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: text away... :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pounces on Alestorm, pinning him to the ground. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: given the disparit in wages etc .. still not gonna have some guy type for me in my bedroom T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cover your eyes, EvilLittle Vixxen is exposing herself to Tzadkiel! EWWWW! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu 's eyes pop out of his head T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: Kinky :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: oh very! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Give ponies a chance... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYf4LEvY_Lc T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: go kony! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: test T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: testicles in your mouth? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: ....well, "I" thought it was clever :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: my legs need a massage badly T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: just your legs? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori peers around himself intently. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: id give a full body from head to toe T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: tbh id not say no to the workks T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen slaps RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: and here comes roque at the first sign of mudsecks! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior gives EvilLittle Vixxen a nice long rubdown. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: best thing to chat about look at vixxen getting all mad T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: wonder if remote access will every become useful? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: for anyone other than customer support? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: and classrooms.. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: curse i just need a body slave ? dresing woman ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: aint that a bitch T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: someeone that will pat/stroke/massage me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori "accidentally" Doinks Tzadkiel in the Pooper and grins. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: is there a currently accetpable thing to have a "person who pats you?" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: there's a lot of much less acceptable things that people have here T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I think that'll slide T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i'd like one T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: did anyone say anything? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: aw im just being a lil achy n sulfabsorbed T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: decent room service n heroine would brob cover it T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: that's junkie heaven right there T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: still need someone to dl my audiobooks n massage me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: zade, got a day job? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: actually that sux T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i m sorry T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i'm not real used to this T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: curse i do ppologise T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: are you talking to yourself??? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: no i was shitty ti someone , was savin soz T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps - Mushin mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: but am feeling a lil ... lazy? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: high maybe... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: dreaming of a time when ppl will massage me ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yeah im drunk T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen called Tzadkiel a nimwit for their actions. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel just got a face full of EvilLittle Vixxen's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: uhrm. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: being given a pretty shitty hand to play recently though , T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i guess i cant bite back T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: that was odd. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ever expected that ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: not really. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: keep hoping. don't bite' just keep hoping T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* EvilLittle Vixxen *lix* Tzadkiel! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: i hope you smell nice:) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: bath time , we'll both smell nice :) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I do smell nice! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen asks Tzadkiel something about a Bath. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver licks EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen blinks innocently at Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel gives you a rough tounge n a firearm, cause ur never taken serious without either. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: now we're talkin' ...thanks, Tzad :) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver pounces on EvilLittle Vixxen, pinning her to the ground. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: you seem a little drunk, Tzad:) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen flails her arms at Windweaver and yells, "Eep!" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver rams firearm into vixxens temple. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen slaps Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver pulls back the hammer in preparation to fire. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: but he's surprised at the last second that Amadieu's lightning fast reflexes allow him to divert the blow! :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Amadieu's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Windweaver!!! EvilLittle Vixxen cheers him on. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chimeishio: ah yes, one of those strippers that are paid to put clothes back on T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver turns a deep red, fighting to contain his temper... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver faints. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen enthusiastically high-fives Chimeishio! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: yep drunk enuf to have a short scifi audiobook qued up n a heatpack for her calves T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: interupt n i'll find either the tounge or the firearm T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver interrupts T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: didnt get lucky .. punk .. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Tzadkiel's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver is getting ready to siteban! The agony, the pain! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen licks Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver slices EvilLittle Vixxen's tongue out for rudely licking him. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I lick a lot of strangersm T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: ok switching the tv off n the book on ... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: not anymore you dont :) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver bounces around in an adorable penguin costume! he is just too cute! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver knocks EvilLittle Vixxen in the stomach, exclaiming 'Nandeyanen!' T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen licks Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KERBANG! EvilLittle Vixxen's head a sploded! All you see is blood and Windweaver staring intently. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I just did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver growls loudly, cause he was licked by a stranger again. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver slices EvilLittle Vixxen's tongue out for rudely licking him. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver turns a deep red, fighting to contain his temper... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver burns holes through EvilLittle Vixxen with his explosive anger! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KERBANG! Windweaver's head just a sploded! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: cautions against waste T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: what are you going to do?:P you can't PK me. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver's bar of liquid white fire hits Tzadkiel making her disappear. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver throws a BLAZING chinchilla at EvilLittle Vixxen T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: settle down on this beanybag with me , this will be a good story :) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver charges up a blast and aims it at EvilLittle Vixxen! Run T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Windweaver's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen squeals with Delight as Windweaver Sniggles her! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: fuck im bored T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pretend to avert your eyes as Windweaver gives EvilLittle Vixxen a good motorboat! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver searches madly for his bottle of Jose Cuervo 1800! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa shrieks as EvilLittle Vixxen grabs her from behind and begins to hump! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: arnt we all fearme T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: heh, do it again! :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver humps EvilLittle Vixxen's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: frav put me outta my misery! LOL T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu shrieks as EvilLittle Vixxen grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu grins evilly at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: sexual. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: this is how curse is supposed to be T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: surpise humping everywhere T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) People start looking a bit panicked and nervous as Chimeishio starts eyeing the room. Maybe it's that collar and leash he's holding? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: LOL, mushin T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: Only propper can do that T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen rips her clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver puts his thumb in his mouth and goes 'GU-GU GA-GA!!' T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen says, "Oh, Windweaver, you look so good in that hat. Why don't you give me lots of KISS?" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: why isn't alestorm going all psycho on windweaver or its only me why do I even bother T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: im just bored as shit.. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: i dont see that happening any time soon. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fravardin: we all are nowadays T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: good question. Why do you? I thought you stopped a few hours ago. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: also, to answer your question: he is OFFLINE. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: Feeling bored? Depressed? Tired, irritated, or just generally not high? Try the cure-all medicine, Crack! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ahh whatever this is boring me now.. later bitches.. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: FrT: also.. marijuana works pretty well.. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: much less side effects T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen looks awfully suspicious winding up with that koala in her hand... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen cuddles Alestorm. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: welcome back. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at Fravardin. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alestorm: fravar come out come out wherever you are... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen pokes Her Grace, Lyudia in the ribs. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: say ahhh! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Coloring Colori crying about how long it's been since he's had a good Boner Time. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen comforts Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: vixxen T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: so glad i don't have that problem.... :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dont deny your love for my prostetic penis T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: PROSTETIC? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen snickers with Amadieu about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: ...don't get me wrong, i think it's "pretty neat" lol T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: yes T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: in the future, we'll all be fucking robots apparently so I guess you might as well get used to it T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i had it addrd after the great orgy of 1999 T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: damn cock hungry females... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: so. Not any more. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen sighs at the sight of Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori giggles at EvilLittle Vixxen's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori tosses EvilLittle Vixxen up in the air, she loves it! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen cuddles Coloring Colori. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen kisses Coloring Colori lovingly and you can hear the words True Love. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: that was an accident! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori is stalking EvilLittle Vixxen again. When will he get a clue? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen runs away from Coloring Colori in utter terror and horror! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I'm SORRY OKAY... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Axtak: Well I sold the fucking xbox, a little late since I'm just gunna get drunk, play aard, pass out and never wake up again. Too bad those snot nosed lil fuckers made me meet across the street or I would have given them my ps3 and modded wii for free. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: bleh T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: bleh bleh bloddy bloddy bleh T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking google always offering to fucking translate websites no wonder people are so fucking monoglotic T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fucking awesome one of the spam junkmails i got for dating websites lists esperanto as an available language T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if majic had done that on curse she'd forever be doubted as a woman T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: vaginadisease is too long T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: So THAT'S what VD stands for... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fucking cool the misc board mentions stanford has computer courses T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Vaginal Discharge T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Voracious Dickery T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jumbo shrimp T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Vampire Dude T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sober era T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: VD is quite an acronym... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: I like it T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hey VD, in your description you have -If I were a white-wolf RPG Vampire, I'd be a Tremere.- Yet you're a Warrior and not a Mage. How do you plead? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: And on a side note, you can just call that Vampire: the Masquerade. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, its all a disguise =) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: But... you... still... don't... have... a ... mage... mort... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori tells Tom Cruise, "That's groovy, baby! Groovy!" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ooooh double xp T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck thunder. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its raining! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Puppetmaster: just got done raining here T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: puppetmaster hmmn, did it surge the power for your pc? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Puppetmaster: im playing on phone T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how hard is it to play on the phone? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Puppetmaster: its a little harder cause of the size of the screen but thats about all T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck this root beer contains carbonated water! , cane sugar, natural AND artificial flavors, caramel color, natural yucca extract(is there synthetic?), citric acid, and sodium benzoate! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: im not going to get any corn syrup?! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: good T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude growls loudly, cause he was licked by a stranger again. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You got fucking owned, VD. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'm tired of these mutha fuckin' White Knights on this mutha fuckin' Internet! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, do you think gene hackman is sexy? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Is it a dude? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i didnt check T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: was. Like Chuck Norris he got obviously old. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, you dont like to sex sextegenarians? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If it's a dude, then fuck no obviously. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: what about lady gaga T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'm only interested in Human females. -_- T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum drops to the floor and hails The Stoned Era! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: can't tell with the crowd in the way. She's got a lot of fans, too. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: She's made of pork or velcro or some shit. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, i heard that both jewish gay men and muslim gay men wont eat pork for religious reasons T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You heard a fact? Congrats. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'll never starve myself for an invisible man in the fucking sky. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they aren't gay if they're not eating pork. Can't really be a pitcher all the time. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Isn't it against both those religions to be gay in the first place? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Does eating a certain food really have any connection to which gender you are interested in? That's a ridiculous theory. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Jews are just Christians with an acute money sense, Muslims are just Christians with a hat fetish. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you know that pork is another word for penis, right? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda but orthodox jews were those caps too? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If I gave a shit, I probably would take offense to that. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and so do some episcopalean priests? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Oh good fuck. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: And another word for penis is porksword. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Why is english literature changing all of a sudden. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, did you see porky's revenge? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen nods. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I think. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Sheen, are you a cocaine? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you get a boner with all the naked men in that film? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: hey, let's just list all of the idiomatic synonyms for penis T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Charlee Sheen ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: No, but I bang seven gram rocks. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: or Donny Baker and the Pork Pistols? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mushin the mud can only support 23 lines of text at a time T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hard rocks, cool. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: VampireDude Yes. I screamed (and sang) "It's raining men!" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen did you see the weiss kreuz anime's amv to that song? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: No. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not? do you not like florist animes? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are you prejudiced against florists? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era smirks. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you bad bad man. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: So much fail, so much VD. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: the guy i worked for was a floorist T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: that guy laid more carpet than i've ever seen T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson i learned how to be a floorist in boot camp... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but we only buffed and swept them T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: we never laid the floors. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you mean he was a flo rider? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Wait. Prejudiced? I hate everyone equally. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder if there's a scientific term for people that masturbate by attempting to fuck linoleum floors T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: !! thats what i said T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's called humping for a reason T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: he ate a lot of chicken too right T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda how many floors can a floor humper hump? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Jesus fucking Christ this channel fails with you dickwipes on it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: C'mon, and do the humpty hump! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: humpty dumpty had a great fall. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum drops to the floor and hails The Stoned Era! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey era, do you think bottled pheremones would actually work? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: a girl tried them on me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I wish I could have all of your babies. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what do you think perfume and cologne are? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: jameson did she try female or male ones? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era adopts the "my head is full of fuck" expression. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: apparently it works way more to affect women than men T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: she wore them one day, then the next day she didn't, then i kissed her T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda i think cologne is a mixture of soup, alcohol, and artificial scents T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: soap* T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: female ones of course! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: according to what science says about women's enhanced response to pheromones T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Soup? lol T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: too bad i wasn't attracted to them T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and pheromones. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mushin so if i wore male pheremones, it would attract men, or women? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: cool got a pass door potion T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: straight women, gay men T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: of course, they're kept at a tastefully minimist level T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: It would attract AIDS, if it's you we're talking about. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin winces in agony. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mushin so you think pheremones work on gay people too? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's not like the Axe commercials in real life. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: He'd attract me. >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Cocaine? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Exactly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: of course T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck yeah. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Richard and Virgil are at it again. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Holy shit, War of the Wizards just got gay... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Time to leave. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'll be there in five. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Best you should. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: later guys T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: All yours, have at it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Wow ^ ^ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay, so how do you actually isolate pheremones then? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: do you just take some esthers and impregnate them with the pheremones afterwards? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: with science, duh T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Duct tape, clor- wait, what? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: It better be mine. Essence of Sheen, and shit. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mushin, okay. let's science it! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: just call it WINNING T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Essence of Sheen. How's that for a pheremone? :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: WINNING! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mushin i've got me. and since i'm a man, i have pheremones right? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Charlie already bottled that flavor of crazy T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: true T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how do i take the pheremones and bottle em? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lol T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You got a bottle, VD? lol T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: go to the gym and work out T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: come back and don't wash your shirt T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mushin that wont do it :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the pheremones though, they're normally secreted where? sweat glands? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Your balls. Get to milkin' 'em. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Those aren't the pheremones that are being secreted. That's magic, in the air. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, you sure are a flaming homosexual arent you? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: My name isn't Vampiredude, so, no. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: And potentially Barry White pervading my eardrums. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: then why you keep talking about my balls? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at The Stoned Era ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sweat glands and the closely-related lubricating glands in the usual places T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You asked a question, you received an answer. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Plus one. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda okay...so the secretion of the glands, how do you isolate the pheremones from that solution? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: There is no doublefacepalm social. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: God damn it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: biologists think our pubes were designed to improve the waftiness of pheromones, thereby improving the chances of getting laid. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude nods insanely at The Stoned Era. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: you pay for thousands of experiments with random groups of women, and test the substances until you find the right ones T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Wait, there is a facepalm social? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era hides his face in his palm after seeing what Voltagehero did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Know what I think, on the subject of getting laid? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Money talks. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Biologists actually don't think anything was "designed" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: from there it's a probably relatively straightforward biochemical extraction/synthesis T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If you have to pay for your beaver, then... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hello VD. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Then it better be eager beaver. ^ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: no, maybe not, and yet there is a certain order that things like to fall into T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: well, I supposed technically it's a kind of surgery, but you moreorless entice them to ooze out and then collect samples. From there, you use the nifty science gear and stuff to separate and refine. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era blinks innocently at Hanslanda. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Refining the Essence of Sheen. Good luck with that. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Entice, eh? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so what's the actual mechanism for isolation? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Sheen, I need to borrow your straw. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: no seriously, on Netflix I was watching a documentary on sex, and one of their experiments they had men smelling vaginal secretions...in a test tube T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen nods at The Stoned Era. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: somewhere, they had to get a woman aroused, and collect her pussy juice in a test tube T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: that's science T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: rofl, I don't need a test tube to smell that sweetness. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: men too T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Agreed. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hey Sheen, smell my finger. ;) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Don't need to, got plenty of that in my coffee. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: wrong hole, Era, WRONG HOLE! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hanslanda has never had stink finger before... :( T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If you stick you finger in the wrong hole, a little soap (not soup) will clean that up. If you stick your finger in the RIGHT hole, that smell will stay with you for days. ;D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: once again, era, you seem to be flaming T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Have you ever even seen a woman naked, other than the internet, VD? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Mom doesn't count. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, why are you so invested in the study of my arousal? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i know ohio has plenty of gay men for you to fancy. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Because it is most interesting. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: So much fail... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: just go outside. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: ...In the world. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I'm in Florida, bro. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: "It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men!" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Ohio also has the Moby Dick. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lol. "Bro" T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, why's your finger note say o-town then? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Orlando, dumbass. It's a local thing. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. ohio is a state T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Why are you fingering Era? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude grins mischievously. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen because he said i could wash it off with soap T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Ahhhh. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: But the fool used soup instead. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Sticky finger? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: orlando, where you can go to jail for feeding the homeless..... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yep, that's why I just run them over. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gwynyfar not if they're smarter than the average bear T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Pick-a-nick baskets? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If they were smarter than the average bear, they wouldn't be homeless. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, you'd be homeless if you werent on social security income. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: bullshit T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Maybe their intelligence didn't make them homeless. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I work for my wages. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hero, true, maybe god did it to them T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: There a helluva more factors, Era. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like when he turned that nebuchadnezzar guy into a moron for using his plate. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: don't use my plate or i'll make you stupid - God T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era hides his face in his palm after seeing what (Friend) VampireDude did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You're nuttier than a retarded squirrel. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era a black squirrel or a flying squirrel? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: A retard squirrel. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm nuttier than Chuck Norris's balls. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a retarded squirrel would have nuts T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Oh you. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen smiles happily. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: err, wouldn't T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Would. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, why is the vas deferens called the vas deferens? is it named for some dude, or is it a weird greek/dutch/latin phrase that means something? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Why are you obsessed with nuts? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Because I love them. End of discussion. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's latin for the tubes. It's where the phrase "down the tubes" comes from. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why are you assessed with paupers? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era hides his face in his palm after seeing what (Friend) VampireDude did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, ah cool T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: sure it would, since humans havent wiped out all the trees yet....nobody would be homeless if it werent for a money market that destroys the very planet that sustains us... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans how come you know so much about latin anatomy of the penis? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gwynyfar well, some dude named isahiah berlin with a creepy british accent gave a lecture on some biblical prophetic dude named isahiah once T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Odd, considering the vast majority of oxygen we breathe comes from algoe in the ocean. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: apparently he felt it was wrong to marginalize humans from the industrial market T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Gwynyfar. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: unless you don't live near the ocean? LOL T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era thats not true T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 70% of the planet? lol T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my oxygen comes from a big rainforest . T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era hunches his shoulders, wrinkles his face, and squints at (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: well... u mean it USED to be big :) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Is that what she said? ^ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ninja'd T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, no that's what he , said T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Well, you would know. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Of course, he's the he. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: you HAD to go there LOL (and no, it's not, to clarify) :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lol. ;) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I never fail to take it there. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw, amadieu is your name similar to that mon dieux phrase that savois faire cartoon mouse used to exclaim? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh Sheen... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: it's what this channel's for :D T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You must realize how bad that sounds. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen beams with pride at The Stoned Era. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: which mouse? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Sounds almost as bad as VD in the champaign room. >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, the savois faire one T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dude its spelled champagne room T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: yes... dieu means god... name means 'one who loves God' T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: He doesn't meet the height or age requirement. :3 T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: never heard of him T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I can't spell today! D: T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: amadieu ah cool.... do you know the song ' lucia di lammermoor ? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: no, sry :( T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: Fuck yes, XP bonuses. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Fuck yes, NOEXP activated. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Fuck yes, I've got a boner. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck yes, sheen's boner is invisible, like his dick T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era hides his face in his palm after seeing what (Friend) VampireDude did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: A double fucking fail T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era hides his face in his palm after seeing what (Friend) VampireDude did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ... Rofl. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: don't point that thing at me, sheen! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'm gonna use YOU on a public channel. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era opens a fresh bag of ntoes in your presence. You wipe away a dab of drool. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in soviet russia, public channel talks on you! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Oh yeah? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in soviet russia psychiatrists tells you about your childhood. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude smiles happily. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hmn, hey sheen, what was that silogism about communist prostitutes giving based on ability and not need? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Voldemort's Nipples! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Time for some linkdeadness and a graphic-based game. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Have fun playing Zork II. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: DDO, actually. :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: .... Wait, YOU TOO?! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ayup. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'd play it if I had a good connection. >< T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Wireless? 56k? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, you'd be eaten by a grue T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh wait, you're phoning aren't you? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Nope, mobile broadband. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ick, ewww, and ouch. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen dont the usage limits burn you? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Nope. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Fair use policy dictates unlimited data. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Because he's WINNING? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen explain? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: And I'm not at risk for being cut down, because no one in their right mind would use Cricket. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: -----> WINNING <----- T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ^^^^^^ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen okay, so set me up with cricket too? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Go get it? >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: are the devices usable without weird workarounds on linux or bsd? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Yeah, sure and hold his hand while you're at it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Only when he pees, Era. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: era, you sure are a flaming pseudo homosexual T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You're a broken record, VD. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Yeah, I can configure modems to use Linux. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Broken like how I left your sister. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no era, you didnt break my record, only my heart! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Ubuntu-based though, don't know how it'd work with TinyFugue. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen i dont have ubuntu =( T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sobs in misery. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Actually just got a Verizon USB Modem to work with Linux, now that I think about it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen oh? what's their usage limit at verizon? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lrn2computer T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: TinyFugue would be good to experiment with. Don't know their limits anymore. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, tinyfugue is not a service provider T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I know, it's an OS. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mobile broadband would be fun to have. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era hides his face in his palm after seeing what (Friend) VampireDude did. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no, it's a client T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Well, WHATEVER. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well water. not whatever T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: OpenBSD then. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yes senorita. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Well, cat's out of the bag now. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: better throw it then. count to 3. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: It'd still be fun to experiment with I guess. Is that Debian based? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its bsd based. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I don't know shit about OpenBSD. >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Obviously. ^ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: tinyfugue runs on linux, *BSD, windows, MacOS and OS/2 T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: So then what kind of commands would be using to get things? like if I were to use the terminal, I'd put in sudo apt-get install whatever. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you'd use pkg_add T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Thank you, Abe. Remind me to ask you how you got so smart. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Ahhhhh. Yeah, totally never used anything like that before. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, abelinc got so smart by playing zork T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I've used tf for 20 years :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: laugh vampiredude T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: (Friend) VampireDude is ignoring you. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Abe! :/ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and in addition to pkg_add, which would add precompiled binary packages, you can CD into the appropriate package's directory and make install T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Abe got so smart because Sir Drill Sergeant Sir wouldn't let him be that retarded on his island. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: he got that smart when he married me ;) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: NetBSd is my preferred flavor, been using that for about 15 years T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era smells bullshit. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: O: T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: was that cause or effect? :P T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dislike how netbsd has too many packages available. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: ROFL! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: and abe's never been on the island T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: When did he get voted off? I missed that episode. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i have to parse it through a pager just to read all of them =/ T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: same number of packages between ports and pkgsrc... T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Abe, you think I should try OpenBSD sometime? >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Oh fuck, the shit am I still doing here? There's a Chronoscope raid in progress. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: As many years as I was an avid Linux user, I actually only tried a BSD variant once (NetBSD), and only very briefly. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sure why not, the installer takes less than 10 megabytes to download T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Have fun Curse fuckers. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Dude. I love Chronoscope. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: he is the island ;) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: openBSD is inferior to NetBSD for me T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: SO much that I took screenshots and made a Facebook album for it. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Didn't really have a compelling reason to switch. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: But I was a TinyFugue user for a long time ;) T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you were also a level 100 sitter for ever! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude glares at RUM-FILLED Robbo. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or maybe im thinking of somebody else T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Forever, nah, definitely not. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: I get bored sitting too long. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: Oh i'm thinking of that robdawg guy maybe T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude nods at RUM-FILLED Robbo. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah i know! that's qwy quest levelling rocks T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: > Challenging An otter would be either very brave, or very stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: otter's are mischevious and like to spirit away small children. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ooh neru has an extremely skimpy lace corset in his inventory T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyone know if hikuri is useful for anything but decoration? T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: <_< T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Voltagehero: What. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: X.X T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: VampireDude is all over me like a cock sandwich at a gay bar. >_> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen points excitedly at (Friend) VampireDude! T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: better you than abe }:> T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen winks suggestively. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: im sooo tierd T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania bursts into tears. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: go to bed T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol tiered T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i didn't sleep a wink last night T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You wonder why Forgotten Starphoenix slammed ^~SireN~^ Oceania's head with a mallet. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen frowns. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: That makes me a saaaad panda. :( T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Charlee Sheen's fucking head off. T3/r6/2012-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That makes me.... linkdead. :D T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: cant go to bed, school now now T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Violence isn't the answer? >_> T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: what'd you do pull an all nighter? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fuck you, my violence is always the answer. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: helped a friend all night T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: fun fun T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I'll be sure to refer to you as "Master" from now on. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix rips Sheen's head off, sticks a tube down the gaping hole in his neck, and turns on the sewage dump. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: star and shen wanna fuck? Il pay to see that:D T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: lol T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'd pay to watch someone hang themselves with a steel cord but that ain't happening either T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: >_> T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: youtube it T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wanna go to bed!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i might go find some homeless person and tell them i'll pay them 50 bucks if they try it for me T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: thats cruel star. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: nah, cruel is making him do it while painted with liquid sugar and having fire ants chew him up T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: or having a group of two-year-olds having tantrums beat him with blunted axes T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: release a pack of wild dogs T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: thats a favorite T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: wild dogs has been done before... it's boring T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: maybe a pack of wild cannibals T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i hope u come back as a worm in ur next life. So i can hook u on a hook and feed u to fish! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'm coming back as either the lord of hell or the grim reaper in my next life T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i've earned it T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: u wish u were T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i would be the perfect serial killer if i didn't have a conscience T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: wanna sleep T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Than sleep. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Then. * T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: school now now T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: I used to sleep in school. >_> T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: i cant T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: (Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i would be the perfect serial killer if i didn't have a conscience T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: perfect serial killer if i didn't have a conscience T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Did anyone else catch that? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: nope T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duloz: I've never thought to use this channel before... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Welcome to the Bullshit. Leave your shoes at the door. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duloz: But I like wearing shoes inside :( T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duloz: especially if there might be bullshit lying about... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Then prepare to have them cover in feces. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: covered T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duloz: you were right the first time, I command my shoes, they do my bidding T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ...wut? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duloz: I could say "Shoes, cover in feces!" and they would camoflouge themselves accordingly... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I think you're on the wrong channel... Gossip is thataway. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duloz: fuck, really? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking monocot ontogenics T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh sheen, i didnt know you were a bootcamper T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sheen, any idea how wide my foot needs to be to fit into a D size men's nato style jump-boot? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: VD still has me on ignore. Q_Q T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Aww. :( T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, so many of my friend list dont even have accounts anymore... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Your friends with nonexistant people? So am I! Like Jesus! :) T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's it, keep egging him on. Let the butthurt flow through him... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Now all we need is Era on the friend's list, and we're good to go. He's STONED! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: WINNING! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: shrug, stoned people are mean T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: LOL!!!!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think he's on the ignore list still even. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's fucking hilarious. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: stoned people aren't mean...they're either high or dead T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lol. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I kinda figured since he likes asshole so much, VD would want to befriend a jerk like me. Imagine my surprise. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Holy douchecanoes from hell. I need to bash my head in. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Lmfao ^ T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in america we call that masturbation T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck i cant even say ecla bous's name T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking chemicals called bradykinin that have no apparent value T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Well, I guess it's better to have VD spouting off random useless personal observations on the Curse channel, than asking retarded pointless questions on the boards. Give and take. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: Game, set, and match. ^ T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: wrong kinda asshole Era (late response) T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Seems so. At least there's no doubt now. ;) T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Sorry Vixxen. :( T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: for?:) T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era slaps himself, really strange ... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto The Stoned Era's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era pets EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* EvilLittle Vixxen *lix* The Stoned Era! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Summer is coming... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: its already here, record highs tomorrow T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ... but the little illegitimate brats aren't here yet. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era is a pig. He just coughed at (Friend) VampireDude, covering him in spittle. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Most of them, anyway. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Wow that's fucking stupid. My DB said my next CP will give me a TP. It didn't give me shit. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: took too long? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Bummer. Talk to an IMM? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Then again this DB was like 3 days ago. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: type daily, see if it actually is ur next cp T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I would, dude. That suggests a bug, needs fixin'. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Errr.... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol, Daily Blessings only last for 18 hours. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: thats not possible its probably for the next cp T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: So that TP expires ? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ayup. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: That's what was fucking stupid IMO. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Eh, I dunno... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: u need to take a new cp after you get the daily to activate the tp cp T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I had 2 of those. Now I don't get any TP. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: if it goes to the cp its will stay for the duration of the cp T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: For people like me, who Qsit for ages, that could cause a problem if they all add up. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: but if u dont finish the existing cp in the time before bless runs out then u outta luck T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I was currenyl on a CP during that DB. So I finished it so I didn't get anything. So I requested another CP. Just finished it and didn't get anything. It sucks how RL calls at the wrong time. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Regardless, 18 hours is the time limit for all Daily Blessings. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: should have taken the red pill T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: lol T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: from wat i was told it isnt possible but try talkin to an imm T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: tp cp blessings don't apply to the campaign you're currently on when you pray. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I realized that, Ryke. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Time split, chickadees. Have fun with your individual shizzes. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen is drooling over something yummy. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu zips his pants.. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: you can stop drooling now, vixxen :) T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen grins evilly at Amadieu. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: gimme gimme gimme. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen screams loudly! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke peers intently at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum spanks EvilLittle Vixxen playfully. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: keep your pants on vixxen! ...or, wait, maybe not... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You almost feel sorry for EvilLittle Vixxen as she pants herself. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking google wants me to suddenly agree to 8 new terms of service and use some sort of play button T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum winks at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You're doing it wrong. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh what the fuck it wants a google wallet and a youtube payment thing too T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what the fucking hell T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: google.ru is not the same as google.com, bro. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at (Friend) VampireDude. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah now it makes sense. android market is trying to upgrade to google play T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: duh T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: when did this happen .. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: few days back for me T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: actually last week i think T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did you read all these tos's or just agree to them like a stained choad? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hey while im on this channel....FUCKING SPONGEBOB GIVES THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING HEAD T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shakes his head. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckin fuckidy fuck T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: ....he doesn't HAVE a head!! LOL T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: yea who am i kidding, i just stab him with a knife and fuck a new hole each time T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thats how new zerg overminds are born T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: you're disgusting... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: he has enough holes! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahah T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey dirk, in the film the devils advocate, is that how the naked charlize theron chick got all her scars? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: hahahah good movie btw T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: 2.4 From time to time, Google may discover a Product on Google Play that violates the Developer Distribution Agreement or other legal agreements, laws, regulations, or policies. you agree that in such an instance Google retains the right to remotely remove those applications from your Device at its sole discretion. WHAT THE FUCK T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how would it even be possible for google to find and remove software on my device?! what about my privacy?! OMG T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i thought google was supposed not be evil T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: says the vampire T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: it fell into the dark side T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Disconnect yourself from the internet, it's the only way. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sobs quietly to himself because Kanmuru Kirua was a jerk! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Also, at least Google doesn't shove blatantly false results that are obvious traps under their featured listings, unlike BIng T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: you're no vampire! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: suck it up! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i mean...suck it! lol T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: that is going too far imo T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: vampires suck T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ranrr, you're just mad that you couldnt get night trap released in your country T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler laughs out loud at Ranrr. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: yea whats the harm in asking a varmpire to suck it? oh wait...now I see T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ouch T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: too much teeth Vampiredude! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: you do it like this! ..... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: wait a sec did i miss a "night trap" reference? was that the old sega cd game i used to own where u tried to trap the burglars from taking the hot chicks but it was all video clips T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yep. they were vampirs though T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: wow...i think i still have that game but my sega cd crapped out T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i had a stupid zombie shooter that was like that as well...all video clips and some conry curser shooting T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude flips Flippin' Flip over his shoulder. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fucktastic!!! The name Velcro is available for use!!! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: not any more! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nope, still available T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kanmuru Kirua: lol T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if you pull a cat's whiskers does its entire neck move, or just the skin and cheek muscles? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude gives Slam a knee to the groin, be lucky it isn't you! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era flips a fucking table. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fearmelisa just told me to fuck her..what should I do> T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: there is no fuck command...somebody help me T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: curse T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: OMG Lasher is botting!! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What the fuck am I still doing up? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: booooooobies! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: there was a hilbillie on the road T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: he said hi to everyone T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: said the hilbillie on the road. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ronweasley: yippeeyaye T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: curse sucks ass now a days T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hi all T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nalia: so.. can i curse all i want on this channel? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: nalia nope T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: Fuck no. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you can only curse in english on this channel T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude wuv Nalia. Aww, how coot. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nalia: good.. I FUCKING hate storm ships with a gad damn passion! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Druzx: *grins* T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nalia: what a pita T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dont eat meat! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: meat is for the devil! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Druzx: yea its a PITA T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: relent in lent? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh wow, 5 dead people in arkansas T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i'd rather be dead than live in arkansas, so i am jealous T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you can fix that :-) T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no i cant ^_^ my shrink made me agree not to T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they called it a "no harm contract" T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: sure you can, that's your choice T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers at you intently. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc careful, you might be tortiously interfering. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and if you are you might get sued! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, and what exactly do they do to you if you break said contract ;-) T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nah, gotta get a bit closer to tort law for me to be interfering T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc they won't keep me as a patient i guess? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh cool an ambulance, brb T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: so, if you break your contract and kill yourself, you won't be their patient, and that will hurt you... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc i think that's the premise, yeah? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: did you plan to continue being their patient after killing yourself? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well i'm not their patient now, so I havent given it much thought T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: so, you're not their patient now, but them threatening to not have you as a patient is causing you to believe that you cannot do something... T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no? but if you sign a contract you ought to keep your word? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its not just the ad terrorem stuff bro. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You smirk. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc by the way, how come the vernacular of ' stepping on my crotch' is no longer used on curse? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I have no record of "stepping on my crotch" ever existing on curse channel...were you under the impression that it was a popular phrase which is no longer used? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i'm thinking of aol chat rooms then ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nalia: siiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhh T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nalia: whoevers bright idea about changing the layout of sttng when they changed the roomnames should be drug into the street and beat with a rubber hose T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yo' Mamma is SO fat, I rolled off the bitch twice and was still on her! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yo' Mamma's so fat, Wendy's wants to know what she did with the beef! T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Dammit I got 300k for my leaflet and I've been trying to pass it on for like a week. Bunch of moneybags. :p T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you can curse better than that T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Yeah but I don't feel very strongly about this. T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: lame T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: anyone want the finger T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: has it been used before, and if so on what? T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: Joe T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cheebahawk: mama T3/r6/2012-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Dammit. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: just to get it out of my system... T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fucking cunt T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: dammit - harpies are so variable ?!? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: I did say dammit on this one a while ago T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: generally I don't curse T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: getting meds - finally - should be much more - something - in a day or 2 T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: just feel crap now tho T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: tv is very engaging atm - symptom or nooooot? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: oz tv is pretty mundane btw T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: still think I should get exp for being fingered T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tzadkiel: Curse ! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: there is no real life! Only AFK! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo growls. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori just got a face full of Vost's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Naranjush: i am curious about this channel. the description looks promising xD T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuckin' A T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: ohh, it is trust me T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: So close to my first remort I can feel it T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: guys, wats a metrosexual? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There Coloring Colori goes, making his Koffing FART on Sefrit again. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snailmail Domain points excitedly at Sneak! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav giggles at Snailmail Domain's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: picture him trollin T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: best channel on aardwolf T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: i just did something really fucking stupid...sold hotel royale portal to shopkeeper for 2k. omfg thank god i could buy it back. someone bitch slap me for being a moron plz T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit slaps Endtime. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: we have to have a reason to bitch slap someone?... don't be silly T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: Go on, git T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost bonks Endtime on the head for being such an UTTER moron. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime: that was well deserved T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval has just smacked Endtime into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Thank Lasher you could buy it back. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: He deserves the credit, IMO. JT. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: who's got some pixie wings i can bust up and snort? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum raises his hand. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: damn ronin cut to the bone!!! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so whos up? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: as in awake? me. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: i suppose T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: FUCCCCKKK!!!! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so how are you? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: sshhhyyit! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: if i told you i consumed a 750ml bottle of wine all tonight, does that tell you anything? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: it could say alot of things T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: i'd say i'm quite drunk T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: that maybe you have a low tolerance? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: chances are you're not playing this mud in a crowded room of people so, for starters youre an antisocial drinker T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: OR it means that i have no life and consume alcohol on a regular basis because FUCK IT WHY NOT T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: nothing wrong with that homie T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grins to himself. You must wonder what's on his mind. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: I used to get chocolate wasted and play everquest hehe T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: lololololo eq T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: nice lol T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so is anyone else sportin a vaporizer and a oz of weed like me? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: and watchin south park? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: i always like vaporizer and pure keef T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: will be awhile before i have enough pure keef to try that but i will.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i like to wait about 6 months before taking any T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: so i wonder how hard it would be for me to make a android app to keep up with just this channel on my phone.. to be able to chat in here at any point in time.. like a widget or something.. that would be cool.. probably easy too.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: if you do, send it to me T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: same here. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: you could probably get the android app for aard and start there, take the coding they use for the app, look at how they set up the channels T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: backwards engineering T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: reverse. whatever the term is T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ill have to learn a bit more about android and maybe try to get some code from the android aard client. but i imagine itd be almost as simple as a irc app.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: more about java really.. im a python programmer.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: any other programmers in here at all??? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: no :( but i sooo want to get into programming T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: took c++ in highschool for a year, loved it T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: grab a java book people!! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: can find free tuts on the net and even pirate books with google! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: from my understanding java would make something like this very easy.. so a end of the project could be this! :) T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: OOOH I HAVE ICE CREAM!!! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: FUCK YES ICE CREAM MUST GHAVE T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: those drumstick things too.. the chocolate dipped caramel drumstick.. its fuckin amazing.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: has a nice chocolate ccoating and sweeet caramel in the middle of vanilla ice cream.. i love these things.. Im making it a rule to keep these in the house along with my ramen noodles and chicken chilada thingimajigs.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: that's a superior rule T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i do love my rules.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i ALWAYS try to keep at least a quarter of weed in my bag as well.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: wish i could. trying to get a job... but as soon as i get one T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: oz lb? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: oz.. i wish a lb T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: i know this dude who ALWAYS has either og kush, purple haze, grand daddy purp, or uh T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: something else. always. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: damn i wish i could T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Blue Hawaiian. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: reg for me.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: oh yeah. some shit i never heard of before i had it from him, alen wrench. kinda funky tasting but it is sooo dank T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I prefer crippy over creeper, but only if I want to get fucked up. Reg is great for gaming. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: true that T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: soon as i outta debt man i gonna save up for a 500 dolla quarter.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: What the fuck? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 500?? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: lol what. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: lol, aim high with that hard earned money T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You'd spend half a grand on a quarter of a pound? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: bit of a exaggeration but still.. an expensiva ass sack.. something potent as a motha T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: to each his own heh T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: my guy cuts me a deal, $300 for an oz of whatever good shit he has T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If you got the cash... T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sefrit: ill buy weed like that when im old retired and driving a bens T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: lol T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i said save up for it.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Someone's got some pipe dreams. :P T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I can get crappy homegrown for $100 an oz T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Yay Cali! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: fuck that i get good ass homegrown for 90 oz T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: lol. yeah reg goes for 100 an oz where i'm from sometimes... indy T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: no its not that good if its that cheap T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: 100 for an ounce of reg is pretty standard. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Do they call you Windweaver because you're full of hot air? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: it is too.. im high as fuck on it man.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i'd prob still smoke if it were that cheap here T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Dude, he's high as fuck on it, mang... T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: I pay anywhere from 260 - 320 for a good of the dank dank T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: duuuuude... T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: he's high as fuck maaan T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: good = Oz T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: im tellin ya its pretty good reg.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Eeeeeeeeeeeeverybody's gettin' stoned. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler ) T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: errday T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Whoaaa man, thats so original and not mainstream at all man. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: shush abradix this is the pothead channel now! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: weed is by my side T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: we takin over! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: its always been there T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: always been there T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: preach! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Peach! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: potheads are everywhere.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: mc chris ftw. anyone else? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I'm high right now... I'm just saying, talking about it doesn't make you any cooler. Usually does the opposite. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: ERRWHERE T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler laughs out loud at Unplugged Abradix. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: He's high right now... he's just saiyan... T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: lol T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i like to find the other stoners around me.. just for fun.. screw the people who look down on it.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: that. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: I've never touched the stuff. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler nods at A whispering wind. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era coughs loudly. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler nods at Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grabs his own throat and squeezes himself to unconsciousness! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver thinks Era is full of shit. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: shitty smoke.. haha T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Some asshole hacked my character and made this pretitle, I don't even know what Blue Hawaiian or crippy or THC is. For realz. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: while we're on the subject of illicit drugs, anyone here enjoy a good trip? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i do T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Not a fan of having my spine tapped, no thanks. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: who the fuck don't? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: i got some weird shit, 2cp. its not illegal T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: well i only did it twice ...but both times last year and both times = awesome T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: tripped acid on the beach T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: watched sunrise T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: You tripped over a beach? Man you're clumsy. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Dirkdiggler! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: but its strong as fuck. 10mg will fuck you up, and i got 1g of it T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler pukes on The Imp Druzil. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: i heard you could get high off of banana peels if you bake them or something? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: wat. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: lol heard about that too T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: in this website called "legal highs" like 10 yrs ago T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: This is what gives potheads a bad name. Stick to the natural Mary Jane, folks. For the love of Pete. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: like scrape off some shit on the inside after you bake it or some shit.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler nods at The Stoned Era. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: fuckin bananas T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: "Hey man, hey MAN! I heard if you scrape dog shit off your shoe and smoke it, you can get high!" T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: ISHYGDDT T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: never tried it just heard some talk of it.. figured if maybe i got desperate enough?? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: or stupid enough T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i had a psycho roomie onetime and i was joking around bout smoking my pubes to get high and he was like "YOU'VE DONE THAT TOO? MAN I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE! IT REALLY FUCKS YOU UP DON'T IT?!" ....I was speechless T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: If you're desperate enough to smoke something that could kill you, you're too young to buy a fucking beer. Shit. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: course i could always do some good ole crack!! lmao T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: ROFL T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTLA5jYdhg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTLA5jYdhg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTLA5jYdhg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTLA5jYdhg T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: nope.jpg T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: gtfomyaard.png T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: fuckingmakemeyounonsupernewbie.mov T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: meandyourmomhavingsexonthereg.com T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: youpieceofshitiwillrapeyouinyourearhole.wav T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Hey Garenzo, wonna duel? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: no really....type finger dirkdiggler and you'll see thats my homepage T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: finger me!!! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: i'll dual your MOM-sure T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: oh yea T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: gofuckyourself.com T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era smirks. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: www.smokeanotherbowlandchillout.com T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grabs his own throat and squeezes himself to unconsciousness! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver nods at Dirkdiggler. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver loads another bowl.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver ()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO()!! SmoKeD OuT !!()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO() T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler wants you to pass that shit T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Come on Garenzo. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid throttles Dirkdiggler. Should you help? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver looks around wildly for dirkdiggler. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: IM FUCKING WINNING T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: how dare there not be a "winning" social T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Sheen, you there...? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: or a sheen social T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: Ahhh damn. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler is winning lika mofo' T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That was fun. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Stoned Era: That's... mine, Dirk! T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: yepp.. i love life right now.. wonder how long this will last.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: till that buzz wears off? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: till you sober up T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: haha.. maybe.. but i gotta oz.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: then not for a while ;) T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: somebody tell druzil that "dirkdiggler said he fondled your mother last night" T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: HEY DRUZIL T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: DIRKDIGGLER FONDLED YOUR MOM T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: LAST NIGHT T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: AND THE NIGHT BEFORE T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: thought you should know. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: last online 8 minutes ago, asshole T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: rofl hes back to debating again T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: my backpack T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: gots jets T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: im boba T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: the fett T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: i chill in deep space T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: a mask is over my face T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: i hunt jabba the hutt to finance my vette T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: god damn its time to load another bowl already.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: pass it over here T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: youll help me load it when im to fucked up to load it myself? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: if that means i get to hit it, hell yeah T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver passes the bowl to Garenzo T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo breaks out the weed, expertly removing all seeds and stems and packs the bowl. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo takes a good hit then passes to Windweaver. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: literally last night there was blunt after blunt and joints all around and bowls too.. was a great night.. night before as well.. its been a great coupla days off work.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: sounds like it T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i dont like to get too stoned T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver inhales deeply.. smoke comes out of his pores... T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: "too stoned"... what? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo exhales, the room becoming foggy rather quickly. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: it makes me feel dumb T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver gets a blank stare on his face. What could he be wondering about? T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: but i do like to smoke, just a lightweight i guess T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: even stoned im smarter than most the people in my town so im okay with it.. never been to stoned in my life.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: same T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: ive fallen over before but i was not *too stoned*.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: mmmm... gorillaz T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: hell i can also barely recognize the time passing by me anymore.. times speedin up like crazzzy.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: must be what getting olds like.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Windweaver: god damn i love south park.. T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: 420 tnl xp T3/r6/2012-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: win T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: drop some acid and just watch milkdrop visualization on winamp if i ever go deaf rofl T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: if on T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: fuckfuck mother fuck T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Gotta give up this Dbl to go take a shit. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Always wear diapers for double T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ohm: or bring your laptop in the bathroom with you T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: this is why I play on a phone. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so you can text and send newds? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear Coloring Colori has been here just a second ago. You wonder where he went ... T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Coloring Colori's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: i would take my laptop but I don't want to remove the USB mouse and the USB keyboard. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: 2 minutes to spare. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: raaaar T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: so...2012 has given us the scientific confirmation that the G-spot doesn't actually exist and that women orgasm when exercising (it's called a coregasm). Wonder what's next? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: we find out the government has discovered a cure for aids but has been hiding it, and a huge riot breaks out EVERYWHERE T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Four horsemen... War with Iran. Won't have to deal with it much longer. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) - Mushin: PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET! T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: FUCK YOUR BASKET T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: AND THE BIKE YOU RODE IN ON T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh i've been outbid =( darn it T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hey guys, do you know what percentage of human semen is sulphur content? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck, i searched earlier for airline tickets and now google is stuffing my screen with ads about exercise T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking google. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: go on a diet T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: google obviously knows you need one T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori if you ate airline food every day you'd go on a diet too T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: are you one of those sparkly vampires from twilight? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how can i find out? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: go stand in the sun T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: if you sparkle teens will come T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: um, but sunlight is bad for you. it causes cancer and immolation T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: dont be a pussy T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sunlight is like angel food cake T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: don't be a 48/84 personality type with a marijuana habit. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: marijuana is for retards T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, are you asserting that you are not a retard? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fucking cool there's a spell duration on showskill now T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go a razor crone!!! (Friend) VampireDude cheers her on. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck! i only have one condom left T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Do you need a condom when spanking the moneky? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Do you need a condom when spanking the monkey? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: how many times do you plan to get lucky tonight?! LOL T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Burnt. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: boy scout's motto is be prepared. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid claps at a bat's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid claps at a zangar vampire's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid claps at (Friend) VampireDude's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: VD's motto is be served. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix, you wanna line dance? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Son, u jus gon git served. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix you wanna line dance? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Don't break my heart. My achy breaky heart. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i might just turn off the radio T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: >he listens to the radio T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: song lyric :P T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you don't even know the whole song you're tryin ta surf with? T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you must be one of those guys that buys a board and then sits on the beach and waxes it all day T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so much for trying to smurf somebody abradix, you're not even blue ... T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck i dont have any rubber bands. T3/r6/2012-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Why do you need condoms to fuck rubber bands? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, hadar put his phone number in his finger notes! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: have a fucked up night you wankers T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bolalipid, please oil yourself T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: DIAF T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ferun, from smoke or from burning? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: DIAF? what does that mean? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: whichever T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ciarin nah, because he died of liver failure 3 years before they dug him up T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: Die In A Fire T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: OK. googled it...Hehe T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: How long did tthat tolerance take to build up? Most dont go out of their way for more exposure. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oath its not even about the tolerance as just defeating the body's reaction T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: conditioning. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: thats why the army does that, conditioning T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ciarin nah, most armies just do that because they're run by sadists =) T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An Oath: Which takes practice in enclosed spaces. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ciarin: well i kinda agree with that somewhat lol T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: was anyone else fucking disappointed with the film act of valor? I literally said alloud mendelsohn a few minutes before the guy on screen said it... and then the musician lied and said no, brahms T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huge Wang Dexx: oh gosh darn it! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dexx, god said to circumcise you? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: omg dexx is questing! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biznitch Isabelle: gee golly willegers! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huge Wang Dexx: jinkes! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dexx, wow.... there's no circumcision social T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i guess nobody felt like spending two tp to be able to get a dick clipped. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biznitch Isabelle: colori is a fat headed ninmuffins! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huge Wang Dexx: frack! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Huge Wang Dexx: frack! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biznitch Isabelle: frack frack frack, smoking cigs, drinking cokes, who smokes the cigs! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: so I'm at a cafe, this lady walks in, her ass is BARELY covered :P T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Did you fuck her? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and no I'm not gonna take pics :P T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: Then I don't care. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: of course not Ryke what is wrong with you :P T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: We could be here all night if you really want an answer to that :P T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: If I did it'd be because we love each other :P and I'd have to be bi... T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite snickers with Amidoinit Ryke about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: You know sex has nothing to do with love, right? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: doesn't have to, that's for sure T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: You know I personally won't do it without it, right? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: at least some good playacting T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: f that T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: plenty of people who fuck around for you guys :) don't mind me T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Voodoo dick ... Ryke's ass! T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke peers intently at Forgotten Starphoenix. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-ypn32ovIE T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amidoinit Ryke: That story is great. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: does dog urine have more glycosides in it than human urine? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking cat scan dye. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you'd think it'd be all out of your system after two weeks... T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vladia's shopping bag? i thought those were condoms. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Unplugged Abradix ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Who uses condoms anymore? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: your mom T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: she didn't last night T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Pretty sure she's been through menopause. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc must be trying to save money... T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix you can still get stds after menopause T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't need condoms when you're screwin' the pooch. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Not from Abelinc. Abelinc is a god among men. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc, maybe we should change you from honestly abelinc, to ZEUS! abelinc T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: or "Vampires suck!" Abelinc the Vampire Slayer T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hanslanda he said he didnt want to watch that =( T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i think? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or maybe that was the other abe T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: why is faggotry so frowned upon if nowadays anal is the new vaginal? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: anal will never be the new vaginal as far as I'm concerned T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I didn't even care about anyone being gay, just that faggot is often considered a slur T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: for sure if I said that, some imm would be clearing their throat, I just know it T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: assfuckery is the new normal among the latest generation. You could be an even bigger slut than Heidi Fleiss's former stable, but if you don't let them into your ass you're somehow a retarded prude. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: screw it, you make your own rules in your relationships, and anal is never one of those things that I am going to care about T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: any women who are with me, welcome aboard T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: not even for special birthday sex? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I seriously don't care about putting my dick there T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I don't know why everyone else does, and I've never been drawn to wanting to do it at all T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: maybe someday I'll change my tune, who knows T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sounds like you've never had any worn-out snatch. :P T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: yeah I guess not T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: well like I said, I can change my tune later T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: and anyways, I think a worn out asshole would be worse than that T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lmao well imo if ifs that worn out u needa upgrade T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvion: i think its awesome, bottoms up T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: and anyways there is like whole oceans of things that make sex good other than tightness of snatch T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: ya q inf T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: argh mis T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FrT: Fucking shit. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: beer is good beer ia FUCKING good T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh my fucking ayla(aard god) the instant spelled blessing is awesome T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: poll: if you could suck your own dick/ lick your own cunt, would you? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Murphisto: certainly T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: Would you leave the house? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: define could. If I had to strain my back to do it, then I wouldn't really wanna do it. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if I were built like Long Jean Silver, though, then I would probably suck it like a third thumb. T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking lagged out during combat T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: who killed me? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Take a fucking guess..Who am I cheering on? T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: okay, well cya guys later, im gonna go watch a movie about a crazy guy so i'm ready for the shrink visit T3/r6/2012-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it's about a melifluous cellist that doesnt have a full set of strings to play with. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a truly awful fart is one that wakes you from a dead sleep... T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, ive heard that farting the wrong way can cause pulmonary embolisms T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: finally the movie is done dvdbackuping, bbiab T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, tlaloc's phone number is his finger notes T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlaloc: And? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't call it, it's really his ex's. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: he's having a douchebag's epiphany T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is his ex named bubba? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is it yellow 5 or yellow 40 that shrinks ones balls? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khaim: both T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. ok T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude just watched a film starring richard drefus and bill murray where a guy's penis was shrinking up inside itself. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: an entire movie devoted to this?! horror genre?? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no it was a family comedy T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khaim: lmao T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: of course! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: seriously it was... pg13 T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: What About Bob was PG. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well it says tv-13 T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: thats the same as a pg-13 right? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or was it 14. meh T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lemme go back to the beginning T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Unsure. Weird though. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yeah it was a weird movie T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lots of kleenex and penis references T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: plus drefus was a total jerk T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh well, next up is dark city. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it has kiefer whats his face in it, the guy from young guns, and that movie with the med students that flatline themselves T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sutherland ( not sure if hes related to donald sutherland from the hunger games) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: kiefer is donald's son, yes T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah cool. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if i had a father that was an actor or a president i bet i'd have an easy time finding work. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: yeah, then you get the weird ones like nick cage T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc remember when he played a vampire? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You are cheered on by (Friend) VampireDude... you feel so loved! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: honestly i think cage is way weirder than johnny depp or river phoenix T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but whats his face from the name ofthe rose and heathers and robin hood is pretty weird too T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nick coppola, changed his name to avoid being associated with frances ford T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: i dunno, depp is out there! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: slater christian slater T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, was funny when he got the arrow through his hand :P T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but he's kind of weird in real life you know? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its like he got into acting because he was so messed up normally. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and maybe that makes it easier for him T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nah, it's generally the other way around T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you think all his time acting and getting his method right would screw up his regular life? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: could/would T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: maybe i should become an actor... i know plenty of girls that like thespians T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: not the time acting, merely the lifestyle T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah, kind of how life in the fast lane with too much money can drive a person insane? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i've heard in los angeles some rich kids even surgically alter their apperance to look like movie monsters wolves/vampires/etc T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: imagine once you take that step it's hard to lead a normal existence T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: that's not limited to LA T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, i've only heard of it in l.a. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: most rich kids i know just have difficult relations with their parents and use their money to buy toys, drugs, sex to cope T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nah, people do that all over...vamp teeth, horns, etc T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and they also dont know when to stop betting at a poker table. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc that'd be cool to meet a genetic female person that had vampire teeth T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude seems to think you have the right idea. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder how much those kind of comestic procedures cost T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: (and if you gotta be sedated for it) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i wonder how much therapy it actually takes to cure problems like that. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude guesses it's pretty pricy if even the rich have to suffer. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well, anyways, back to the film, dark city. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Fuck I ate my turtle. Didn't know it was a pie. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: thats just weird T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fucking mint T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i forgot my conditioner smells like mint and now i am immerse in mintyness, omg T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking hell T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking eyegouging pygmy dicked hell T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mcmartin: fuck, I don't feel like working today T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori comforts RoqueWarrior. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is sexyness an either you have it or you dont thing, or is it a scale of 1-10 thing like hotness? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fucking disappointing this film is about a violinist and not a cellist T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: and that is fucking disappointing because T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: because douchebags have no ability to absorb anything that doesn't have explosions T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: funny thing about that, when dark knight and transformers came out, we had a popped collar friend who actually said that Transformers was way better than the Dark Knight T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: and when he said that, I knew that the Dark Knight was going to be good, and it was T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh cool it has coyote urine T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck finally the film brought the cello in T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude twirls in a graceful pirouette. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chewing on his arm, (Friend) VampireDude stares at you with bloodlust in his eyes. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biznitch Isabelle: you T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gently T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: bangbangbang T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Salvia. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: And up yours, buddy! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo says, "Oh, Bolalipid, you look so good in that hat. Why don't you give me lots of KISS?" T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: What about me, Robbo? That's not fair! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: wow, social security disabilitiy advocate intake techs are noteably rude. i've met nicer debt collectors T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: incidentally, anyone out there a debt collector? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Why, I called you yesterday. You didn't pick up. How rude! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bola, are you a debt collector? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: No, just kidding. ould hate that job... T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: really? but you get a comission T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its amazing how chatty some debt collectors can be T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: just remember kids, nothing beats choking on oven cleaner fumes T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Fuck that kind of job...Screwing the screwed T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i talked to one's supervisor for nearly 38 minutes before he said he was closing the file and to please never ever call his company again T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude slides his tongue over Mode's body... T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mode alger hess's sister died that way T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bola the really cool thing is if they record the call, you can too =) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Yeah, you should ask for permission to record the call you receive. That makes it a short one, so I hear. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bola nah, i always love to follow up with ' just to let you know this call may be recorded ; 'then is it okay for me to record it too?' T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: who is algor hess T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and if they say no then i ask for their supervisor =) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: because that just doesnt seem fair. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its like when you call ibm and talk to one of their guys in kerala that has a 'phone name of mike' and he asks me for my full name T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i get to ask if i can have a 'phone name too' T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: i don't see why they would say no unless they are unprofessional to beginwith T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ^_^ social engineering rocks my socks off T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: akuri HELLO they're not well trained, they use a script T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: any question other than ' how much do i owe' they arent trained to answer T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: akuri myself i can say sorry, i don't consent to have the call monitored, don't call back until that changes. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but its a lot more exciting to talk to them proper. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its really sad, places will try to collect off you, but wont hire you T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: take the irs for example T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude glares around him. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: it is silly to begin with pay the debts you incur T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i only pay what i owe. if somebody does their math wrong they better buy a calculator , it'll cost less. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: shit fuck ass fuck i got pkd! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori winks at Good Witch Blackfell. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: akuri, you ever here the pejorative phrase ' slide ruler' ? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori omg blackfell is using his regular name again ? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: what does it mean? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bola, do i look like google? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Charlee Sheen: No, more like Bing. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: you bring it up, thought ypu knew T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bola, i do know =) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i was telling it to akuri, not to you T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude is lookin to PiMpsLaP Bolalipid better warn him quick! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: havn't come across it T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: akuri ah, k, no worries then =) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: basically a bank sent me a letter stating my automatic ach draft was completely cancelled, then 5 days later they processed an automatic ach draft that was declined. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and then they tried to charge me a 34 dollar fee for that. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it took me 4 months to get my money back. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and during that time, they misreported the state of the disputed account to the credit bureau. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and they miscalculated my interest and total outstanding balance. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my account terms and conditions state ' if you dispute it in writing within 30 days, we cannot report the disputed amount as delinquent' T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so... by my reckoning, and my little green registered mail slip from the post office, i believe they fucked up. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and they need to fix that, not send untrained pothead debt collectors with autodialers after me =) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude twiddles Akuri's ears. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: if it means that much take it up with a lawyer T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but as you can imagine, my credit rating is only 684 =( T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: typo, 604 T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: guess akuri gave up ^_^ T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: my credit rating isn't great either i would probably just suck it up and take my business elsewhere they will lose out in the long run maybie not much but they will lose some T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh, i didnt have to, their manager closed my account while i was trying to get statement copies =) T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: they stopped wanting my business, and i'm like well gosh, that's not conducive to good will T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so i call back and talk to ar egular rep, and they say that now that its closed it cant be reopened unless i reapply T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and im like um... lemme think. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: well alot of business cut there proverbial nose of to spite their face T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: akuri yep, they sure do. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but i gotta say, that manager is inhibiting their abilitiy to effectively communicate. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and by doing so, he's detracting from the value of uninflated payments on that debt as inflation rises T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: nod T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and making it so that they're gonna have to have a personal envoy such as a banker or attorney or arbitration staffer become involved. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: when all they really needed to do was not drag their feet in the first place. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and sending untrained pothead debt collectors with autodialers and scripts in the meantime doesn't serve as a conducement to initiate arbitration myself. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: instead it is an inducement to contact their supervisors and file better business bureau complaints as needed T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and since it only took about 30 points off of my credit rating, and lost them thousands... T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i dont really feel like i have a fire under my seat requiring me to move more quickly T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: well credit is only worth something if you need something you can't pay for other than that who cares lol T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude shrugs in response to Akuri's question. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well credit affects insurance rates too T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and advertising. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: because of my lower credit score, i get direct tv junk mail because all people with bad credit watch tv T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and akuri its hard to find a car dealer that will sell a car outright, they want the financing income T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: I pay 100% cash for my cars T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kental: usually get a pretty good deal for it too T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: cash is king in most parts T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: kental i've done that before, but it took a lot of phone calls to find a dealer that takes cash T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: akuri, really? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i just need to move to someplace with people that are more rational T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: around here it is T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Akuri. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: where's your here? T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: baldy T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: arkansas T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. arkansas. where the women are all related T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: VD if you can't buy a car with cash, you don't know what you're doing T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Akuri ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akuri: lol uh not really T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: star im not buying a car, i'm commenting on how rude social security advocate techs are on the phone compared to polite debt collectors T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude tickles Forgotten Starphoenix. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking joker wont wake up =( T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude glares at -=Evil=- Joker. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck it smells like smoke T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: FUCK T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum wipes his brow with obvious relief. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Saved myself from a cramp. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum i hear some people have a sexual adoration of cramps T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the more bananas you swallow, the less cramping you'll get. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, that just sounds gay. T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum is agreeing with that (Friend) VampireDude person again... T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in the banana swallowing sense T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arista: its the potassium T3/r6/2012-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: arista yes, sperm contains potassium T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Great. Lost my fucking weapon. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: buy a new one T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or go back and get it. gps style T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: There is no new one. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I'm on an adventure to fucking get it now. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Hate how the words are colored in 'dull T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: And I miss it when I get disarmed. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I'm sure someone has another purple peter-eater lying around somewhere. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: what are you using that gets disarmed so much? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: one big horn and one big paw? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I forgot. Some Arm shit. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: why not just get a couple Dirk of the Nameless ? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how long does it take to potty train a bdsm enthusiast? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: more or less time than an average child without emotional problems? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers at you intently. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude prods you into action! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: why are you sexually interested in a retarded bdsm person? Either they're properly an adult and should already be potty-trained, or you've got a really fucked-up underage freak. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, ok, well how long does potty training take for non bdsm regular people? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: surf the internet for baby/new-moms sites that explain it all. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but then google will try to sell me cribs and shit T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fuck pekopon invasion is becoming popular T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: who the hell is fucking sotura T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: g T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: da T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Keyer: da T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: da da tay gguest!? lol T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noyz: any real people online? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sameer: fuck! Used my trivia heal at level 10 by mistake, had two heal pots in my bag and took the wrong 1 T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: maps are the same :) T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: man, i wish that guy'd keep his balls to himself!! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: Wait! they are taking us to the smoke house! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Let's get high! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu gasps as he realizes what EvilLittle Vixxen did. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen blinks innocently at Amadieu. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu perks up and stares intently at EvilLittle Vixxen. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen bounces onto Amadieu's lap and wiggles about. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu 's eyes roll back, and his tongue falls to the floor T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu pinches EvilLittle Vixxen's buns. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sameer: typical vixxen T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: heh? I'm sorry, do I know you? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: LOL, the name says it all! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu snickers with EvilLittle Vixxen about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen peers intently at Amadieu. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu sulks in the corner. Baby!! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen cackles gleefully as she chases Amadieu around with an ugly stick. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu runs away in utter terror! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You gasp as you see Amadieu practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique, EvilLittle Vixxen wears the results on her face. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen blinks innocently. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand pinches EvilLittle Vixxen's buns. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rand whistles appreciatively. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: I feel fucked up. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen comforts Mopop. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: Hells yeah gimme dat pity T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: what did you smoke? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: Took pills lol T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I drank 5 beers on a totally empty stomach T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: TOTALLY empty T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: Dude I did that yesterday thats why I slept for 15 hours T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: lol T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: I drank 2 40s and a beer T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: bwahaha T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: also not sleeping for a week didn't help T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: Now I'm just ready to pop some pills and level the fuck up T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: true dat T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: but I'm 87 now, you're never going to catch up son T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: lol I know I can't T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: and I'm cp levelling even, not even straight grinding T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen cuddles Mopop. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: Heck yeah T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: shame T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mopop: Don't be ashamed T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if tobacco stains your teeth, and coffee stains your teeth, does white cum whiten your teeth? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Azaezel: dunno, find out T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: it comes in other colors than white? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: what if it's blooduy T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: bloody* T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo yep, yellow, green, and blue T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mael i've never seen bloody cum before T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: got pics? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: and of course brown T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I guess someone will have to cum in someone's face in the name of science T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cambodia yes. in the name of science, but we also need to record it. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: for science. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: for science. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: for rush limbaugh T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Azaezel: here this might help: cookingwithcum.com T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: for the good of society T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: azaezel i dunno, i prefer .org sites T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: oh yeah, that is gross T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it seems like .com cum sites want to sell stuff T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Azaezel: it's a book T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: instead of .xxx why not .cum for porn sites? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: way to take the whole thing out of context, cookingwithcum T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RUM-FILLED Robbo: .fap would be better. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i believe .cum is reserved for works of eecummings T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: robbo, stop fapping, you need to wank too or you'll atrophy T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: summon freyja T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but freyja is less cool than odin. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude glares at Sotura. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: odin's like a one eyed penis in god form... T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and he shoots spears. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: mis T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: they have more than one eye? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: actually, come to think of it, i bet a lot of people rename their penis odin T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: in norway, probably a whole lot T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, how many norweigian chicks with dicks you know? let's poll them about their pole names T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, hey so what do you call yours if not odin.... mr stinky? mr spooky? mr stake? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mr clause? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mr president? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: sure T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mr blinky? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: iceman? snowman? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the judge? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amadieu: that just SOUNDS small ....mr blinky... *shakes his head* T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: the judge is a good one T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: amadieu so what do you call yours? king kong? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i bet a lot of people use names like superman and batman for theirs too T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i bet half of loqui names their dicks superman T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Nokian ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: Maybe I am weird but I haven't named any of my body parts, heh T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: i name mine the joker, its only funny til it fucks you T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: good one T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: biske really? most books on astral projection require you to name them so they dont get lost when you arrive T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bang, what about naming yours the sergeant or something, as though it had military force T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: then it would have to be sergeant major :) T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not drum major? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or the little drummer boy T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i named mine gunner been shooting blanks though T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why not name it ' mister officer' then T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biske: Why not name your penis Vampiredude? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: biske because then it'd imply that i liked sex during menstruation T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: glitter penis like those fairy vampires in twilight T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: and you don't? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: so yours fits right in roque? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: what if i were to name mine after somebody i hated, so that i could smack it around anytime i wanted. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: its not smacking its wanking T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori, if you hated god, would you name your penis after him? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: no T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: is that because you love your penis? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: id name it jesus T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: after the guy who cuts my grass T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: but jesus didnt ever spawn kids T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: god got a begotted kid remember? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if you name your penis jesus it will be like you are jinxing your chance at parentage T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: are you trying to say something vaginadisease? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: could just name it "that bitch" T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no colon-cancer, not a word T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: then beat it T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: bang, exactly T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: or like evil bitch sirian's pretitle T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bang: i beat that bitch constantly T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude massages Evil Bitch Sirian's shoulders. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: vampiredude wishes he could marry bella T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori nah, bella had a big hooklike nose. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you can tell she'll turn into a fat irish hag when she ages T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the chick from titanic was way cuter T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: gillian anderson T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: the grandma with the wrinkles? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: colori right. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: still hot T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, jodie foster is hotter despite being a lesbian T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: politely disagree T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo why? do lesbians turn you off with their whole ' the world would be better if everyones dick fell off political platform' ? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: no, nothing against jodie foster T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: jessica biel now thats an ass id like to spank T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo you have nothing against any woman, its why they call you sexless T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: omg no biel was uglier than the hunger games chick T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: ouch man T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: btw, anyone notice the mistake they made in the film? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you crazy she build like a horse i just want to ride her T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're mom T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: the chick who played irene adler in the new sherlock holmes movies T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: she was too flat. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: uh huh T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the man in meet the spartans had larger breasts than her. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: that chick in red riding hood is pretty fucking hot T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the blonde one? or the grandmother? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: the wolf T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: the wolf was male. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: you don't know that T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: yes i do, they had him jump in the air T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: the blonde one but id fuck the granny to T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: special effects! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: photoshop! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: at the same time? or later? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: kids today T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: same time T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: how much do you think a penis weighs? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: i got bored after 5 mins of that movie, never saw the rest T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like if it were decapitated T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sotura she was still a 7 year old at the beginning T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you pedo T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: my neighbor wants me to teach him java so he can write a webpage T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abelinc, can you teach me java so i can teach my neighbor java so he can learn html so he can write a webpage? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers at you intently. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: sounds like he's hitting on you T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers at you intently. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: Bitch wanted to ask me riddles, so I killed her. At the end of the day I think she was just lonely, but fuck it, I have a campaign to finish. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: im good at riddles. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Someone get on a YouTube real quick, buffer a video and tell me if it is also slow so I won't beat the fuck out of my modem. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: not slow for me T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Fml. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: commence pointless hardware abuse! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Isn't pointless if it's AT7T. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum grins evilly. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: AT&T * T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: at&t rocks T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Pfft. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum they're one of the few companies that doesnt care if you charge 12 volt off your phone line T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: verizon's killing off FiOS in exchange for non-compete agreements with cable companies. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: verizon costs too much T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: If you ask me, they are one of the few who doesn't care about customers at all. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh that reminds me. i was gonna file articles of incorporation T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: It's a good price for their quality, Vamp. (Verizon) T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum well, at&t doesnt care either, but they have american people employed in their call centers T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: What does country origin have to do with it? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: O.o T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: well i speak american english, so its convenient to talk to phone techs that speak it too T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: enunciation, mostly T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I speak Spanish, English and French. ? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Talking to them is never a problem for me. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it turns out to be the case that if your customers can't understand your service reps they'll usually just cancel and go elsewhere. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, thats what contracts are for T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: What are you saying hans. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum *giggle T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: -_- T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I'm saying that when the Indian outsourcing hit its peak, lots of companies started realizing they were losing too many customers. They then started insourcing their formerly-outsourced stuff, even though it cost more. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, on craigslist we prefer the term ' re-homing' T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sometimes the bottom line isn't the bottom line, ya dig? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: amen T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: like 're-homing this pet beef lo-mein' or ' re-homing this call center' T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: fucking web T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fucking dissolve T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fucking fucking fuck T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: don't have it yet, forgot to buy pots at seeker T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: that means time for a smoke break T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: dissolve at hotel T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I don't have the amulet T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck it! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: rofl questor says a small tree escaped from prison T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: that's for next mort T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: now THAT is one lazy prison guard! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: fuck even the name raichu is taken T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum nods. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: women's beach volleyball otufits are becoming less skimpy :-( T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost thats cause women are becoming more obese T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude points at your mom. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: thats like one of the best parts of being a lesbian though T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, being obese? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: apparently it's to encourage muslim women into the sport T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: plus, the only balls you want to see are the official ones they're playing the game with. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost muslim women already play volleyball T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: professional beach volleyball? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh i was thinking casual beach volleyball T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: incidentally did you ever notice that some chicks dont shave their arms during the summer? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: it's a new rule for the Olympics T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: you mean armpits? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh. i dont really follow the olympics T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: no i mean the forearms T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: that part by the wrist T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: and that ends at the elbow T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: that doesn't really bother me T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: did your father not have hairy forearms? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: me either really T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: people shave their forearms? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: incidentally, mine did not T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: redrain um, yeah. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: my Dad is still alive T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost, what are his forearms like? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: don't use past tense T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: smooth and silky? or course and hairy? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: hairy - so what? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: freaky ... not really here in Australia... shave armpits, legs, other womens bits (and men) but not forearms T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the phrase "Sorry, sir, we thought you were a gorilla" has been uttered by the police in my grandfather's presence. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost well, to be fair, unless you spoke to him today, he could have died and you just didnt hear yet T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: cause you're not that shallow in australia? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost bonks (Friend) VampireDude on the head for being such an UTTER moron. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: why shave legs and not forearms? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: nothing wrong with it, just not that important really T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Scroll down far enough and you will see something close to the topic you all are on - http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended%3F T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost really though, your ma might be too busy grieving in tears to pick up the phone and call T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: because the legbones are connected to the pussybones. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: you should dial her and see if anythings wrong T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: ROFL Hanslanda T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: you are sucha troll T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost if you dont care , then dont care T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dont blame me for your being distant from your parents T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: unfortunately my ignore list is full T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans but the pussy itself has hair T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum rolls on the floor laughing at Vost's antics! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I need a wish that extends my ignore list T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: The ignore list in your mind isn't. You can use that too. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: instead of popularity, the wish could be misanthropy T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: instead of popularity, the wish could be misanthropy T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, good term, go board idea it before someoneelse steals your credit T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: gag doesn't seem to do anything T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: vost it helps lose weight T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: dying? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: gagging T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: in america we call it bulemia T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum laughs out loud. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: bulimia T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ok, bulimia then T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: tried it, it doesn T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so for real man, you think maybe your dad mighta taken il last night? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: it doesn't worl T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: it 'd be cool to be psychic T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyways, i gotta go make dinner, laters T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum waves happily. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fearmelisa: now thats funny T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: azurite, if only you werent a man T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: i am?!?!? omg!!! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: VD wants his foreskin back. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: He begrudges his parents. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Lmfao. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix, if you pet it, it turns into a briefcase T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I've never gotten how people get so twisted over that T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, i'm told that people with cut dicks have numbness T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: so its like they cant feel it when their mom tongues it clean T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: ha T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo seriously though. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I know what you're saying T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: its like how chicks with circumcisions dont enjoy sex and end up becoming man hating she-bitches T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I'm cut and have never really found a reason to complain T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, could you feel it when your mom licked it clean? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: yep T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: every last little lick T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: no numbness whatsoever T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Well... From a woman's perspective, men with foreskins feel better... Cut dudes have this callous or something that always just hits me the wrong way. Not to mention foreskin is adorable. Like a little friend who pops out to say hello! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: k. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix, um, so you're not circumcised? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: well, if I had any say in the matter, I'd probably rather not have gotten it done, but I was like a baby when they did it T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: nnnope T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo, some people have it done wrong and it becomes a sex change T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foggydew: dis T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: ya I know, they are moving away from doing it all the time now T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: but back when I was born, like everyone's parents got it done T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: right, now they just encourage the botched dudes to be gay T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: in fact, one kid we knew wasn't cut, and that was like a big deal, like no one was uncut T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I won't be doing it to my kid T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: it can fuck up, and there's not that much reason to do it anymore if you're not Jewish, which I'm not T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: You shouldn't. Its a part of the body. It shouldn't be hacked off. :( T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: actually the taliban still execute people for not having it done T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: in any case, luckily my cut dick still works just fine, it's still fun to play with and all that, so all's well that ends well T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Just because it is attached to an insignificant human doesnt make it special, Abra. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix giggles at Holiday in Cambodia's actions. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: What would it matter, actually? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix what's your view of female circumcision? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: they used to think it was a sanitary thing dakrum T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Male circum? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: a lot of the old Jewish laws were not only for solidarity, but for health (perceived) reasons as well, and male circumcision was one of those things T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo so was the way the priests of the temple had their bushes shaved wasnt it? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Exactly the same as the world view... Its awful. And you might not value human life yet but thats because you haven't really learned to love yourself :D T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: yeah I don't know what is up with female circumcision, the cunt is a beautiful thing and why you would want to fuck with it like that I have no idea T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo cause it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies and adultry T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I agree with the female shit. Why would you lose sensation? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: by removing a lot of the pleasure of sex T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: we taliban now T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Stupid. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo well malecircumcision can remove the pleasure of sex too T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: if we do it to boys whats wrong with doing it for girls/ T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: as far as that goes T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: isnt this the age of womens lib ? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I don't miss what I never knew, and what I do know is, like I said, still really good T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Because we still have sensation. Women wouldnt anymore. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: its totally different , VD T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: but if I grew up with it and then lost it, I might bitch T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: ^ T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: modi not totally different, no T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Yea. I'm gonna cut off my clit! Take that society!! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo right, like being an epsilon, its not bad if you start as a kid T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: it would be like removing the head of the penis T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix pulls out the scissors. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Exactly, Modi. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: seriously, being cut doesn't make you a retard in bed T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: it's not like that T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: that is the line of bullshit that I am talking about T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamya: Female "circumcision" and male "circumcision" are two completely different things. The two operations have nothing to do with eachother. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lamya they both have a similar benefit T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I could care less if a chick is stupid and takes away her sensation but i would like to warn the chick before ahe fucks up her sex life. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: removing the clitoris is barbaric and wrong T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Nobody is saying that.... I've been with cut men and like it just fine. But the head is like... Rougher. No es bueno. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: For me anyway <.< T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix maybe your vagina is just too dry? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: well vd was just insinuating that T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Female circum was first done for women to be used for making babies in certain tribes no? i heard that somewhere, not sure if it is true. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamya: No they don't. The "benefit" to male circumcision has to do with clenliness. Female circumcision has to do with her sensation during sex. Totally different. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum really? i heard they called it pharaonic circumcision ccause in the old days kings only wanted to marry virgins. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Lol vamp. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: Yea, let me talk to the world about my dry pussy. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: lamya no, the benefit for both is 'acceptability to society and in marriage' T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia laughs out loud at Unplugged Abradix. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: some societies require religious membership and obligations, such as circumcision or chastity for people to become married T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: anyway, I'm totally against putting a knife to your genitals, who's with me? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: i.e. if a chick is unchaste, she's ruined and can never be married in some parts of the world T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix raises her hand. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix, are you an unchaste woman? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Fuck that, if i had foreskin wouldnt give a shit if i wasnt accepted. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: probably :) T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: I would care less for what others said. i wont be showing my junk to everyone. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: It is now 1658 and I'm due for a hanging! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: abradix careful, if you hang too long it causes an erection T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum, not even to your priest? what a bad boy you are T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Unplugged Abradix: I'm also about due for an erection. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KsAna: channel T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Wtf does a priest have to do with this? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: dakrum is my name google-dude? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: u got percocete/oxycocete/oxycodone/hydrocodon they all have the same shit in them T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: mis T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: oh fucking cool, that person that unfriended me without saying why is dying of a terminal illness T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: you forgot vicodin T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: board general, note 20848 T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mortikai: lol modi T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: i'm not sure that qualifies as cool T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: combo it is cool. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: think of how kharma affects you in your day to day life T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: I mean, if she tried to commit genocide on a people, and almost succeeded, then it *might* be cool T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: humanicide is what its coming down to... T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude peers intently at Azurite. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: azurite, do you believe in karma? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: damn humans kill the very things that keep them alive... T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Themselves? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: not like a force with a personality exactly T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: friends? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: we're endangered species T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: About time. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: nah I believe we'll get it together T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: there's still time on the clock in the 4th quarter T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: id take eagles and frogs and wolves over most humans any day T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: all we need are a few good plays and we can turn this motherfucker around T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite is agreeing with that Holiday in Cambodia person again... T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: but if we don't believe that it can be turned around, for sure it never will be T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: so what better way to spend your energy than trying to make it right? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: if we dont even try its over... T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: im with you! i got permission to plant trees along the highways T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: vampiredude your a complete douchebag T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: fuck you T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i hope you catch the itch of a thousand fleas inside your penis T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: was very easy and theyll be protected from the parkboard and the DoT T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: what an admirably yiddish insult colori T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: who cares T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lol T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: hes a tool and a troll T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: still, I'm going to put that one in my back pocket for later T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: OMG did you really post that note? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: man you are salted about it T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: i think its time to get back to pollution control with my large air cleanup plans as well...now that they have to warn us about pollution levels, they'll probbly pay for the program :) T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: aww poor vampiredouche T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: honestly, saying that shit about someone who is actually dying, who isn't a serial rapist/murderer, just because they unfriended you is out of line T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: rofl T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: cambodia everyone is dying, just some of us are more aware T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: spare me the intellectual rationalizations just this once T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: you really should recant on this one T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: giving up on ourselves and everyone else is what kills us T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: azurite, i didnt give up on you T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: live darnit live azurite! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sameer: so do needles and pricks fall into the same catergory for you? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: ah sameer, maybe he's homophobic T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alariell: eh? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sameer: i just had to say it, you never do get a chance to make a prick joke T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: sameer is it just me, or is ' shitbag' one word? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alariell: lol T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sameer: its one word for all intended purposes T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: hans, maybe he still does... then again even gideon the judge kind of was an idolator T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: mischan T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude looks at Puscifer ponderingly. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude just got a face full of Coloring Colori's balls! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: anyone else think that looks like a combo of pussy and lucifer? devil pussy? T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: saywhat T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: garenzo, that new player, pusci-fer T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude points excitedly at Puscifer! T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo: oh lol. hm. yes. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Garenzo licks Puscifer. T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: this lady got the thickness, can i get a witness T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: this lovely lady got the thickness, can i get a hell yea T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: ROBOT ALERT HERE'S A FUCKIN CAPTCHA T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: no u T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: haha, vampiredouche T3/r6/2012-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: mis T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix assrapes a mob with his and and vorpals it from the inside! (1) T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: sex was that bad eh star? T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shivaji: type fuck in sleep T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid don't want to know your name, he just want BANG BANG BANG! T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: fuck! im so slow for gquests.... T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Powlin: fuck it T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Incense: takes...lotta practice/effort/groundwork T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Incense: I havent been willing to do hehe T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: baspellup T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori sets himself to 'grind'...Uh oh, looks like he's going out of control! T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Friend) VampireDude: "poenas" means something different in latin right? T3/r6/2012-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: fuck T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: mother fuck, 400 dollar ticket and license suspended cock smash fuck T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: fucking campaign mob in underdark has like 21 copies T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: cure ye matey! T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: lezxoit T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: lezdoit even T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: visto thrakun T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endymia: firslyt quest and that fails spectacular T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamya: In the immortal words of Bruce Willis, "I'm American, our names don't mean shit." T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: or Yippee ki-yay motherfucker T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: where's the shit T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: there are very few truly "american" names T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: fucking dmv T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: does anyone like the dmv? T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: you cant tell me u guys dont like to eat a lil pussy T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori shrugs helplessly. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: if its little it might be a young one T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: unless your into midgets! then id understand where youre coming from T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: filipina ladies =) T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun winks suggestively. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ATAA Jek: its all pink on the inside T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: im sorry T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: true dat jek T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: other than the fact they may have a small penis T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&list=FLJiG28vBzchJT1KsTSMRznw&feature=mh_lolz - T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael says, "Fuck you!" to Dakrum! T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum goes 'pfft' at Mael and covers him with globs of spittle! T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Mael. Cockfag. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael Mael Mael Mael Mael Mael Mael Mael Mael Mael!!! T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael pulls out a really big hammer and nail and begins hammering the nail into Jesus's foot! That looks painful! T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Enthial: DICKS,.... that is all T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jesus howls in agony as Mael begins to apply various instruments of torture. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You are splashed with blood from Jesus as his skin is slowly peeled away by Mael. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael lops off Jesus's head with a loud, rusty chainsaw! T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: This is fucking hilarious. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=tenacious+d+butt+baby&view=detail&mid=B0A5B2B3A1D1D9C056B5B0A5B2B3A1D1D9C056B5&first=0 T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: what what T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: Suicide. T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amazonite: dammit T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum is agreeing with that Amazonite person again... T3/r6/2012-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amazonite: dead again... T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: who the hell fucked sotura? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: could it be.... satan? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: bangbangbang T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid don't want to know your name, he just want BANG BANG BANG! T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: got no love fo dem hoes T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: yo! Listen up bitches. I need a new pretittle...any sugestions? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: mmm bitches T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alariell: holy shit... T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: really youtube? fucking 1.5 minute ad? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: and its all over a fucking fashion show? wtf is this shit T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flippin' Flip: it doesn't let you skip it after a few seconds? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: fuck i'm dumb T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: google needs time to harvest your personal info. T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: google knows what i wack to T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: thanks Flip T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i saw a mixed drink that made me laugh ... vodka, gin, triple sec and milk -- it's called a Cum Shot. T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: yuck T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: ewwww T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there are all kinds of funny mixes like that. T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: isnt triple sec orange flavor? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: i dont mind a buttery nipple T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: but it's clear liquor T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: 3 clear liquors and a splash of milk T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you wanna really pull one on your friends, buy them cement mixers. T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: a white russian is not bad either T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: mixed drinks are for girlz T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i gave a girl a cum shot T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler grins evilly at Thrakun. T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dirkdiggler: been there T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: real men do speedballs T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: make sure you guard your drinks after the cement mixer round, though, because your friends will want to get even if they don't just beat the shit out of you. T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MalkAviaN Cmhionn: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: if you really want to fuck with your friends, do prairie fires T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: 151 and tabasco sauce T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: heh T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: is that like a flamin' homer? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: i never had one but it sounds good T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: it's a stunt that you do to get awesome points T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: like the cinnamon challenge? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I actually figured out how to do it without choking, but damn that was tough. T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: what is the cinnamon challenge? T3/r6/2012-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: has anyone tried a sourtoe cocktail? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: Scissor me Xerxes T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: heal T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: Whoops T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL! Azurite has begun to sing. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: they'd tax intercourse if they could T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^~SireN~^ Oceania: my mouth hurts T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: whoever said girls don't poop never ate my cousin's cooking before T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't think anyone ever said that T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: they fed u poop? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I believe what they said was girls don't fart T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: i'm a redneck girl. i fart ^.^ T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: redneck girls can be ladies as well they need not be disgusting T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: time and place for everything, and if she baits her own hook and can catch frogs then she's good in my book. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: here here T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: hehe... i can bowhunt T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: sweet T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun fondly fondles Kalaila. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: ewww... T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: i prefer a 30 06 but bowhunt is aight T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I'll bring the shotgun. When should I bring it? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: if you can't hang by your needs from a treebranch and shoot, you can't come with me T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: needs? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: knees ai i'm catching typoitis T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: we're guys, our needs are pretty obvious T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and I would bet anyone would be impressed if we could hang by our needs from a tree branch. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: i like to climb up trees and hang upside down just for fun. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it doesn't really count if you're wearing the dukes and have tied up your shirt. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kalaila: i can only shoot about 150 yards though, my girly arms don't use my daddy's hunting bow too well :( T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: Vadar gets on his knees and hails nothing at all. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: things that make you go hmmmmmmm T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: trying to find your penis again? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun snickers with Mael about their shared secret. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in horror as Thrakun beats Mael in a drunken rage! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael tells Thrakun 'Teehee! You have no penis!!!' Thrakun doesn't seem terribly insulted. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITHkm1ePiVI T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior falls down laughing. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hwuaijijal: i like mobs like assassins.. or asselina.. "k ass" T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael tugs his udder spraying milk all over Jesus. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: a 12" dick and a dozen roses, and a pickup truck...hubba hubba hubba hey! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: heh T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: saturday afternoon, i just got some booty, now im getting triple xp, cant get any better T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: cold beer in the fridge? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mode: true, going to get a tattoo later too T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holiday in Cambodia: well then it really can't get much better T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: bangbangbang T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid don't want to know your name, he just want BANG BANG BANG! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda waves a large bright black sign reading " " T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda holds his Spork high! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Why is Bolalipid shaking his ass around like that... and what's that stuck to his ass-hair??? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda is looking for someone to maim. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda wonders what the freak are you!?!?!? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Oh god...That didn't go across as expected T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid mutters something about a hotel room and a chicken...hmm.... T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: has anyone realized that Xyl's Gas Rat is chewing on a dildo (The Gas Rat gnaws on a rubber finger)? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Hehe..I love sexual innuendo... T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: u love sexual in your end whaa? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun says, "Oh, Bolalipid, you look so good in that hat. Why don't you give me lots of KISS?" T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Everyday Mael be shufflin! Monday shuffle, Tuesday shuffle, Everybody. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael is in the house tonight! Everybody just have a good time. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dokkar: speaking of that, have you seen the latest video of Obama set to LMFAO music? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: no, but i found a funny one with obama doing sexy and i know it T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: technically he sang "I'm sexy and I KNOW IT" T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: maybe it's the same one T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Nope...What's it like? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: mother fucker! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: wow.. I feel better already.. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: what a great channel T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: What's up? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: OSU lost =( T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Sorry to hear that...that's fucked up! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: I know right?! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: Kansas!? gah!! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Yup and by 2 points... T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: the sad part is OSU was leading the entire game and then just slowly lost it =( T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: good day to be a Kansas fan I guess T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: I guess so... T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: fuck off T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: again I say fuuuuuckkk offfff T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Mael tells everyone to fuck off and die. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: fuuuuuuuCK! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EyeRobot: you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: Uncle Fucker!! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: seriously?? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: you have to be fucking kidding me T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: Oh you said FUCK! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: it's way fucking over dude T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: anal bleach T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: you need to fucking get right T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: I'm fucking sorry, okay? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: s'ok julie, I didn't mean u T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: It's all-fucking-right. :) T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: I <3 this channel T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck da fuck T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: NO! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: how does that suit you? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: Fuck no T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: I can't help but think this is all a mischan... T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fuck mischans T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: Yeah, f them in the... not even going there on the curse chan. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: F them in the A!!! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: prude T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: I'm a lvl 42! I still have to build a friendly reputation! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: thats the answer to all injustices T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fuck them in the ass with a bowling pin! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: Fuck'em all! T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: FUCK. 4 more minutes till daily prayer. :( T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: Time for a fucking smoke. BRB T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fuck daily T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bolalipid: WTF is daily prayer? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: Lol you're a T9 you don't really need a daily :P T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: fuck t9s T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: sodomDonny is right there with ya T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: I would say that, but I don't want to be hunted throughout eternity. T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Folly: so how would you prefer to die? T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrakun: t9's blow T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you're not even pkable :P T3/r6/2012-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliartus: I would prefer to die through ultimate orgasm heart attack tiem.