T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do any men here wear skinny jeans? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I take the silence as a blessing thank goodness T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL Cougarlife.com commercial is funny T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: give em hell baby T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: oh my fucking god T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop dying T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: what level eq are you wearing?? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: just trying to get my shit back at this point T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nobody uses curse when Shanon isn't on. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Chan Police can't get me here. Ha! T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck nuggets T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: am i the only who got kicked from the server? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: yep. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: stupid ass phone... T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimonde: my phone lags quite often. Sucks when I'm questing. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i love being able to play on my phone but theres a few things i wish they could fix T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espadasix Grimmjo: this is the Channel Police! No cursing on the fucking curse channel T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: FUCK THIS GOAL ILL DO IT LATER T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg wtf.. lol waste hours looking for a specific eq then i gain a level and i dont need it no more... T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol Namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey YZZ, in case you read channel history on curse, it's okay to quit aardwolf if you know you're going to be at shanon's for the week. I mean seriously. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Because you're gonna be AFK for a long long time T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck it feels good T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol not sexual thank you T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird faints. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird starts moaning. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I'm talking about a song I play during pursuits and bailouts T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: Any one else think its kind of funny that they put the fucking cheese across from the tampons and medicine for yeast infections? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol whatever! T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I am intrigued by this fucking cheese...I'm not familiar with this particular novelty. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mischan T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well i was in the grocery store and thats what they did T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fukcking irony T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a grocery store? Do you shop at a Walgreens or CVS or something? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's a pretty damn small grocery store if the dairy and the sanitary are sharing aisles. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that Hanslanda person again... T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: nope publix ... you migh tknow publix if youve ever been to flotids T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: florida T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: but serious feminine care product next to bread beer cheese yogurt and maybe milk products(stretching it) is just fucking wrong T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: on the bright side, at least the womens' health products weren't next to the womens' work products. That would've sent entirely the wrong message. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: my but hurts... T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yummy T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon has been off of curse for almost 24 hours T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: does it freaking matter? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: FUCK YEA IT DOES T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She's the only one who wakes this place up T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: she's probably getting gagged by a bologna pony T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: OoooooH T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: can someone gimme a cr T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where at, Slipstream? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im shouggoth T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: in T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Turn off nosummon, please T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: whats that command again T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just type nosummon and it should turn off T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: there ya go T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Its fallen and I can't get it up! T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: GAAAAAH what am i doing wrong..?? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: With our aborted baby in it T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: thank you honey your so kind T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're welcome, sweet cheeks! T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel jams on her guitar, kinda like dimebag darrel! T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull gives you the fuck me eyes. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull winks suggestively. T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: when pigs talk to each other about sex, do you think they refer to it as porking? T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: dumbledore is the three moons for now :-) T3/r7/2013-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: mis T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel you are fired! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: no u T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: fuck. T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nm, she's not even here rofl T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just did! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: good thing - i was scared. T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww, i'm not THAT ugly! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: no - i owe her an explanation. T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: and it's gonna *suck* T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: you better install gentoo T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espadasix Grimmjo meeps! Maybe you should too! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Logansen: w T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Logansen: mis T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Introducing Bender Barbie http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/meet-the-new-natural-barbie-173422198.html T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: shit... lets see if i can get my corpse back lol T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i walk into rooms and kick lads. its just what i do T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: so you're the one who got the priests into big trouble, eh? T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: snitches eat lead, bitches give head! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: god damn. finally going home T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: FUCK YEA! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: CHEAH T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: awwwww wtf finally find my mob and hes invis or sumthin T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel punches Namolloh in the face! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sorry T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh giggles that tickled T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You couldn't handle my badassery T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: you are no match for my faggotry lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh yes, I remember, faggot supreme with all the toppings T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Extra sour cream and cheese T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: haha ok i gotta drive now T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: fucking watching ghostbusters while drunk, its awesome. T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duskshepherd: hi you fracking turdfaces T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brannala: FUCK T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck ya, homie g T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: thats it let it out! T3/r7/2013-04-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: While you were out getting fucked up: the President called... T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And what did he say T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: email your congressman and say no to the mandatory tax cuts :) T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: oh...oops...too late T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts Zarra. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can barely read the screen ahhh T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I don't even know whats gay about it. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: can you use pissed on the jokes board T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: fuck this fucking goal T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: which one T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: lidnesh T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: goals are such a bitch at times... T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: ive killed everything in the fucking area... still can't find the items... pissing me off T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're in for some majorly dramatic ragequit if a goal like lidnesh is thwarting you. Wait until you try Hodgepodge. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: goals may not be for me... about to kick my fucking screen in T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: be like that snickers bar guy and track down the goal converters and destroy their screen instead. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cocaine!!!!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: cocaines a helluva drug T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yep. One time I was helping a guy cut through a steel girder filled with weed at work and they had coke in their as well and a cloud of white flew in our face. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That was... interesting T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Their-there T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: i've killed the dragon mercenary 3 times in ascent for the goal. I have no fucking idea what to say to him T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there's a listen hint, I think, up on the second floor in that little 4-room square below the prison cells. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I think it's a real riot how me and Kojiro are considered trolls and yet all that happens in our threads is "upstanding" players trolling us. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: trolls!!! T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: it is just a media blackout of orgininal ideas opposed by players who fear change. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Especially the cowards who put me on ignore. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: uh huh T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: didnt know of that 'command' thanks T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's just a government plot to build up the popularity of 'em before the nerfbat lands. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: lol at the hive. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are they trollin' you? T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: when aren't people trolling? T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Trolling is whatever, it's just when a certain group just accuses a few people of doing it, it's really silly. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Almost everyone in a clan is seeking a certain amound of attention for themselves. When someone is looked at more than them, that person must be a "troll" in order to spare their egos. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: the funny thing is when you get accused of trolling when you're actually not T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I find it fascinating myself. People rarely act in any way without expecting that someone gives them special treatment. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well, sometimes people post inflammatory posts because they're consciously trolling -- sometimes because they're new and don't realize it -- and sometimes out of a 'you can't tell ME what to do' attitude T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky is agreeing with that Dispel Majic person again... T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And the people who happen to draw the most attention, trolling or not are the ones that are most accountable to administrative action. Such is the way of the harsh dictatorship of Aardwolf. Which is fine I do choose to be here after all. I have fun. But I will exercise my free speech wherever it is possible. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nah, that's just the negative part of it. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Yeah, I guess me exposing the huge negative side to clan elitisim is negative to a lot of people as well. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: The list of people ignoring me is more active than most clan who lists are. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: how many people could possibly be ignoring you? T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: many people just add anyone whom they find annoying to ignore T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well two reasons, some just don't like seeing all kinds of posts on channels like gossip. Thats fine they are just micro managing their mud expierience. Others litterally do it to have a false sense of supieriority over someone else. That is the kind of person that will curse you out in a tell and then put you on ignore so they can have the last word. A pure act of cowardice. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well, also, many people don't mind seeing posts but object specifically to the content of posts (although I definitely think that sending a rude tell and then ignoring is lame) T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I have even had people take me off of ignore just to curse me out further and then put me back on it again. I really just have to laugh at the pettiness of it all. I'm not trying to reach people like that. I am trying to reach others before they think that is what they need to be to fit in and have a fun time here. They don't. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: there are plenty of people who play here who don't cuss others out in tells and still have fun. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: plenty who have cuss-parties on safe channels like ftalk, too T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well the majority of players here just level and quest and don't even get involved in anything channel related. I have nothing against those people at all. But other than that there is the vocal version of those players. They make up the vocal majority and they gang up on the vocal minority. They are looking to hold back those that are not themselves from engaging in discussions about how one could improve the MUD. they think those who are not themselves are not "worthy" enought to speak on these matters. They are wrong and I have proved them wrong on more than one occasion. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you find what you look for T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: what the fuck is up my niggas T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: fuck fuck fukety fukety fuk fuk T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hussiee: ...butt T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKK SHIT BALLS ASS BITCH NIGGA FUCK T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: midget T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: can you not use caps lock thnx T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: does it offend you T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: offend? no. it's just really annoying to look at T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: guys, make your meat look like meat! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/bacon-condoms-photos_n_2974081.html T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: I'm only clicking on it because it has bacon and condoms in the url. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the company that makes them also makes a bacon-flavored lube. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha gotta get me some of those T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: unfortantely, women who like bacon that much are the last women you'd want to fuck. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: just add pancakes to that somehow and you have a winning product T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: aim for the supermodels. They're starved for lots of things. T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: but yeah horse-face fat nasty fuck is right T3/r7/2013-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the bacon condom makers are also making bacon-scented sunscreen. Sizzlin' Pork Factor 30. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My campaign mob, a little girl, is in the Harbor Master's Private Office. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think I should be killing the harbor master and not her, he sounds like a pedo-perv T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: shes a hooker lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: girl's gotta eat T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: dick lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: little fucking grade school whores T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows a little girl's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too late, I already murdered her T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's not a bad practice to double tap though I suppose T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: you prolly deployed her services first Noegel lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You get it where you can, Nam! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: employed* T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, deployed is the correct term. It was explosive! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuuucck yea! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel realizes that phrase was unnecessary. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: oh dear T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shudders in the throes of a massive orgasm, thanks to Namolloh's finely honed skills. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wrong command? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: that wasnt a command that was a legit reaction T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hahaha you wish T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: fuck T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: you T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: me T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hard T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poor Namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He wants this mixed race yumminess T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He told me in a love letter on the personal board T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: bum plugs T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I didnt write you anything T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: i feel sorry for his blow up doll T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfaoooo T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait who has a blow up doll?? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: come on lucy thats some pg shit on an r rated channel lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: oh wait noegel is namolloh blow up doll T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfaoooo give me some new words then! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Namolloh mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: poop head T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: wee wee T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh takes it like a sir T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: hairy fart monkey balls T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: anyone ever seen paul T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Paull??? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: the movie T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: this is funny shit:| T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh no T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh... uh nvm im a motard lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: yes paul! I love that lil alien dude! Moons everybody...are they looking...are they looking T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am DEFINITELY looking T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: ok enough pacisfism mobs to kill i go T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao noegel :P T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: remember when the christian chick learned how to curse haha T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: There are a lot of curse socials too Lucy that you can't use normally T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh stands in awe as Queen Bee Noegel says to him, "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh pick me pick me T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whoops T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That was just a demonstration T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and i won T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so i ended up texting someone today and put 'reply' before i wrote my text... T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what Namolloh did. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao i do! And she like ''thanks alot dick milk'' lmao and wen she got high? Havnt laughed so hard in a long time T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh hides because even tho Noegel remorted hes still scared to fight her T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where did that come from lucy lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: thats really cool T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: they were late on my paul refference T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: from the movie Paul noegel,with the lil stoner hippy alien T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aw man never saw it T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh asks Queen Bee Noegel what their sexy learning disorder is. Queen Bee Noegel sighs and says "Sexlexia". T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Queen Bee Noegel just popped out Namolloh's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Namolloh's ears? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: his? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh god u were right!!! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: There are some nasty socials here T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: idk any naughty ones... T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: and you know them all T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, I'm typing social fuck social kill social doom T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It brings a list of socials up with those keywords T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh hugs Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pets Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You gasp as Namolloh kills Mota and proclaims himself Deity of Aardwolf! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You aren't cool enough to be a Deity, motard T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh is slowly stroking Mister Pointy. She thinks she's Buffy. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol it said you were a she T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh and poke Noegel in the eye with his mr pointy T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Owwww you wish you could get Mr. Pointy that close T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: it also said he is stroking himself T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: brb just needa hang washing T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Guess what? Namolloh's got a fever! And the only prescription is.. MORE COWBELL! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't let the rain get your washing again, Lucy! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh is sorry for party rockinn! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I shouldn't have told Namolloh the social command T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah it was prolly a bad idea....lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: now i must exploit it T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lol the rain better be sorry for party rockin coz the sun is up and shufflin T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: creative there T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: just like you did with sister huh namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You hear the sound of socials and giggling eminating from the room Queen Bee Noegel and Namolloh just entered. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel walks about thinking she's such a big stud. Snicker. How pathetic. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ney i prefer little church boys T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh nudges Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: STOP CRYIN T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can dress like one and find a vienna sausage but I think it might slip out T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: so your pastor forced you to do it with him T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky has entered aardwolf. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel eats Snooky and his moldy Cooky. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky, you typo'd again. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: That was because of the beejay you gave to my cooky T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah... first grade... it was a troublesome year T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: what? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh secretly liked it T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: What? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You lowercased Aardwolf T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: What? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not as bad as yesterday when you spelled it like ardwolf\\ T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: What? What? What? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel can pretend to be all the man Namolloh wants. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: have any of you guys seen the faces of gaming video T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I wish I was Stone Cold Steve Austin sometimes. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I look like Stone Cold, Snooky T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Thats hot Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Thanks! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh looks through the fridge and cupboard T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh finally finds the thing of Tic Tacs 'K Noegel let's do this' T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL really T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL really T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: well look at you. You are a real hero look at your square jaw and broad shoulders. You are one funny looking lady. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol me? I'm a little chick T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh tinyyyy T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey! I'm not that ssmall! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: im back T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lucy Grissom is being mean to me T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol ok not THAT small T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: actually that comes from fable III T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh... hahah T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 5'1 or 2 is a perfectly natural size grr T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooooh fable III T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: howcome? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He said I have broad shoulders and a square jaw and am funny looking T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: i didnt T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He doesn't even know what I look like :'( T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: has he seen what u look like? I think ur gawjus T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Thanks Lucy! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I guess Noegel and Fantomex were in the millitary? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: pleasure Noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: i cant say because i aint a gnome T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, I was doing a training with the reserve. the air force commander wanted everyone to match because he was a douche T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was in Border Patrol in that picture wearing surplus man clothes T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: thats the air force for ya T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: luckily i dont have to deal with another branch :P T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: shit its 2? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yep Nam T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: my fingers are so cold and numb im struggling to make coffee. Scared im going to drop the glass jar the coffee is in T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: careful T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll make you the coffee you can stay in bed wrapped in blankets T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Noegel is at my manor, give me some tips curse so I can "seal the deal" T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh i got some tips for ya T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: awwww u so sweet Noegel xx T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No giant toys please T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: just dont accidentally insinuate anything cuz she will hold it against u T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not my fault you said I was for guys with low standards T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i typed no such thing lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, it looked like it lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: So...I should hold her down then? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol shes real big into dominatrix T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: basically bdsm T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: get some leather and some whips for her and shes all urs hhaha T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: ok who now T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Someday, I'm gonna do that thing I said. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What snooky T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh whispers 'it's a secret' T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Hey guys I'm not gay and I don't feel like a woman at all. But should I get a sex change operation where they mutilate my penis? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Dafuq T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I think having a vagina would be useful. Masturbation would be fun again. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: well, as long as you don't want to sleep with a woman again T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Get someone to do it for you then T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol?? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfaoooo a she male! Penis and boobs T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: The only woman I sleep with is the bitch mother of my daughter. Yeah, Im gonna mutilate my penis. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poooooor Snooky T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: u have to sit on ur had so u dont feel it and then wack it T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: omw T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I almost slept with you but your manor didn't meet the fire codes of Aardwolf.. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-qN_DJOjeE T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: thats the marine corps for u T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fack T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whaaat happened T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: nufing! Just felt like saying Fack lmao T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: what is the definition of insanity T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: love, true love, insanity T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: spit, swallow, gargle T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: no doing the same fucking thing over and over again so in other words trolls are insane imo T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: What are you getting at Grissom? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Leveling and remorting over and over is insane too T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is insane. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I am the Nickola Tesla of Aardwolf. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: but also a troll is defined as a hairy monster with no intelligence so then if you can play you obviously have intelligence right so you see T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: More like the L. Ron Hubbard. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: HAH T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well, L.Ron DOES have followers T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: yarp yarp T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wtf like everything i picked up was was cursed now it cost a freak ton to drop it all... lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I see you found the demon area lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ya idk why i come back here... T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Danthael clears his throat and starts to sing Happy Birthday ! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Danthael waves a rotted, decaying, severed thumb menacingly. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Danthael: random T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) P433R! Namolloh just whipped out the P01N+33 stick!! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: FUCk FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: whos are T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What motherfucking noble family were you born to that gives you the fucking right to curse on my channel?! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: these nuts T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh ok T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Carry on T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: holy fucking shitballs T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wtf marine T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: up :3 T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: sup my nighttime niggas T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: lol i was in the army not marines T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: boats and whoes T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: wtf is going on over here bitches? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: RAPEN T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: rapin hard T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: b T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: oooOOooo rape? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: AND PILAGE T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: rape and dicks T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: get out your lacrosse stix T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: WOOOOOOOOO T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: vagianias T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: i like to lick men T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: spelled vagina wrong i would know cause ur moms is in my mouth T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: nice T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: No mom jokes please. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: so his mom's vagina corrects your spelling? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Some of us here have mothers. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: sure thing snooky i dont but whatever T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: soo yo wanna talk about mamaa T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: dick T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: RAPE T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: i like nipples T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You drunk? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: no you don't T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: yup T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: best fuckin game of all god damn time time T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Really? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It's pretty good. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: no but its pretty fun T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's more of a chat client for me T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: what aard? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yep T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: its more of a cheese plate for me T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: yeah i agree i just talk and fuck with people T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: random T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael whips out a straitjacket and looks for someone to tie up... T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I am a MUD activist. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: how do you do socials on channels T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: don't tell him T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I am an agent of change, the voice of the voiceless. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx and Dardezael are exchanging secrets...... and they are pointing at YOU !! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shudders in the throes of a massive orgasm, thanks to Snooky's finely honed skills. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: dicks T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: yeah, now we'll tell you T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael . o O ( Yeah, now we'll tell him. ) T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that Dardezael person again... T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I have a penis and a butt, prove me wrong. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: belongs on debate T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bites off Snooky's winkie! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yummy! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It's not even debatable. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, it's not WORTH debating T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel chews furiously. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: But the penis that I do have, is quite small. It's why I am so angry you see. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Let me send you a sexy pic, snooky T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: no I think you're a female actually T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It involves me and an army dillo T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: because no guy ever says that T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: wtf T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, Snooky is most definitely a man T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: and not old like i thought T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I'm talkin baby carrot Dardezael. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: fine. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: mine is a a string-bean. A withered one. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It's called having true confidence....on the internet. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love string beans T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is whipping up a batch of string beans for supper. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: them shits is amazing T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: You should glaze some baby carrots also. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha ew glazed? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Glazed carrrots! T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: For dessert, we will have fried Namolloh's T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, in this point in time, baked namolloh's lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel winks at Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wait whats goin down? when did i get baked? T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: With your smart water contraption T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh i thought it said you baked me like in an oven T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am not a Nazi T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a lover, not a fightere T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who can't type for crap on this tiny laptop keyboard T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel misses her clunky IBM beast. T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol oh i know thats a lie. you want to fight me every day haha T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Only because you're mean to me and beat me T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i always hug you in some form or fashion. just usually i strip first T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You do not lol T3/r7/2013-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel weeps and pours alcohol and gasoline on Snooky's Pub! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What does it mean when a guy asks if he can share his waffle me me with multiple winks and a smile? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wheres the goddamn fuckin flack jacket T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You have a fuckin gas mask but no fuckin flak jacket T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: When is the last fucking time you heard on the news that we got fuckin gassed in iraq marine T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: how about fuckin flack jackets how often do we get shot at marine how about every fuckin day marine what the fuck T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: guys... Charlie is fuckin everywhere T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: why are you not wearing your ghillie suit marine? "uhhh its hot sergeant" T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hoooooooooly fukin shit marine T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: he has the best accent for a drill sergeant T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahahahaha for realzzzz T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: not the guy from 2 and 4 T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: you think ur gonna have cover behind these tiny ass bushes that aint gonna cover shit T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: what are u on T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: youtube lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lsEA3SBN-c T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: fun fact: My asscheeks are always tan no matter what season it is despite the fact that I rarely leave the house. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: try using soap T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who is down? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Clit flesh lol that phrase is nasty T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I KNOW T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It was like Hannibal Lecter cybering with someone. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: im hungry lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Right?? I think of flesh as the meat under the skin T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Anyone who types "clit flesh" is someone who has never seen clit flesh or a serial killer. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ewwww T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Namolloh hates pussy T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ya i go for the back door T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Clit is an ugly word as well, usually only females use it and I dont know why. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I say pussy T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't say clit T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: or dat pussy T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: EVERY PART of the female genitalia is ugly sounding T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Or furburger if I am with the boys T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: VAGINA LABIA CLIT T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What if it doesnt have any fur T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It should have an awesome name like "excelsior" T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I want Snooky to lick my Excelsior T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I want Snooky to do that too T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I agree it is a better word and as the queen bee it is rennamed T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: PLUS Excelsior can be used on gossip T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: The hive queen has spoken! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well Noegel when a womans vag smells like copper that means that they took a piss recently and did not wipe properly. It smells AND tastes like copper or pennies. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My excelsior is always reeking of heaven. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I bet T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And heaven smells like vaginas. :/ T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I bet is tastes like ummm soul food. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol oh dear T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And pennies I would think would come from blood T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: it tastes like grease fried food snooky? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snaebjorn, I would not mind a cock that tasted like red beans and rice T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait, I think I would be terrified nevermind T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: LMAO T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: omg BLOOD!? Noegel you are right! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sometimes my vagina explodes actual pennies. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not just any pennies. Copper pennies T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: me and Lyrikai are gonna be "doin stuff at our home" T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewww T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: 1 tp token to enter the manor and watch T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would totally T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: everyone is welcome....NO GUYS! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I personally throw out tps like nothing T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just don't see them as being worth 3million gold T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gabadiel: Hey pips T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky are you going to lick lyrikais clit flesh T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Nope. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I'm just gonna pound it. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol let me in T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will sleep on the nasty cot T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gabadiel beams a smile at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes, Gabadiel? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fine I had a tp and everything lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Nooooooo come by again! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too late sucker T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gabadiel: what use on channel curse? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: well you are missing an awesome show. It starts in five minutes. Be there or be...not here. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh wtf thats why im taking so much damage! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: from when i dueled Noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i forgot to put back on my armors T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yeah, might want to put your eq back on my mudbud T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: munchies T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm going to munch on your labias T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: whats a labia? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Are you serious? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: its roach bait. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yup T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl torunkes T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Worst Marine EVER T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm going to move this to tells, motard T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a beast T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A hideous, smelly beast T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is on the prowl. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh looking for his baggy... T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Find it namolloh? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i know where it is but i dont wanna go out there lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: cuz it would take me like half an hour hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What half an hour?? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ya its in my car so id walk out there. use my baggy then find my way back haha T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a baggie of nutter butters i am eating T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears! Namolloh is being mean again! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: whaaaaaat T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: how am i bein mean :( T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you're not my mud bud T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh has dropped the chalupa! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I meant you're not being mean, my mud bud T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Punctuation really mattered in that situation lol T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i almost cried T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: pussy bitch T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel sorry for Namolloh as Queen Bee Noegel horribly abuses him. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh points excitedly at Queen Bee Noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: you are mine! im coming to beat yo ass T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'd love to see you try, lovely Namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: anyone watched Enter the Void? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds sexxxy T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: its one trippy ass movie haha T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Trippy ass-movie? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Pornstars can take a helluvah cock T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait, what? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hell yeah T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're gross Namolloh! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel flees the curse channel cackling with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: the movie tho follows this kids spirit. its pycadelic T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Huge Wang Dexx casting all his buffs, Huge Wang Dexx casts them really rough! Huge Wang Dexx makes me really happy, now Ima kill some kittens before I get so sappy T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bows deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is it on Netflix, Nam? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: no :( wait let me check T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmm how may I watch it T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: torrent? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Blah torrents T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ebay T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like my media on a solid format T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: Noegel what is the biggest amount of drugs you ever found being a badass border patrol bitch T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Noegel do you ever worry about immigrants taking your job? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: For weed? A little over 26000 pounds of marijuana in a tractor trailer in san diego a couple years ago when I was on detail T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Here at my station was 14,000lbs T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: approximate :p T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky I think we all know the answer is yes :( T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But no? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel leaves curse confused at her own problems. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: Noegel its on netflix T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No shit I will have to check it out T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This keyboard is way too quiet T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL0lNGXoP8E T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: opening credits to enter the void T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: Nutin you need it T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelessarx: Ball T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pimptrex: sup T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xelrosx: midget T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: is today friday? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: not here. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: wake up T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: I dont know, maybe I need to change what im eating, but if I keep having these dreams of covering Justin Bieber in hot chocolate and licking it off him from head to toe, im gonna shoot my self. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: ugh mis T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: sup niggas T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lumish lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: people think im damn crazy for loving to work weekends...am i? T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: yes. weekends are for smoking dope and mudding T3/r7/2013-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: bullshit although i wouldnt mind....... but instead i think working at a drag strip is fun T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: now if i could only get my liscense and a car w a computer to mud in and one where i work hell ill go to work 7 days a week T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: i dont mud at work unfortunately, too fucking busy T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: IT is going to turn me into an alcoholic soon enough T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: beat ya there but hangin around with rednecks watching fast ass cars and drinkin some beer....... wait i am a redneck! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: i was born a redneck but wound up on the west coast somehow T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and how.... i dont wanna know north east is fine for me still like to go farther north tho T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: i miss the midwest sometimes, the forests were great, we spent a lot of time up on lake MI before we moved T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: but im diggin the mountains out here T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: walkd the appalacian trail (hope i spelld that right) once then went to maine on a vaca shit was nice. people in maine are awesome and short like me T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: this is pretty much my favorite game ever :} T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fucking a T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Even when you're mean to me T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: im never mean to you T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: this is true T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hello bitches! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz has returned wtf T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How was your trip?? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I hit the ground. Hard. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ?? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not too familiar with that phrase T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maybe I'm just a tard monkey T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Well you asked about me getting tripped, right? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh dear flew right over my head. I'm going to drown my sorrows at Snookys T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: miss me?! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: NO! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Naaaaahhhhhh T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Naaaaahhhhhh T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Yzz did. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooops T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course you didn't miss me you fool, you're with me! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh. Right! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what Yzz did. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so...I'm going to get drunk and there's nothing anyone can do about it T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel tosses out Shanon's booze. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have some :) T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Excellent T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was planning on drinking some tonight and I thought I had some... but came home from errands and found out I didnt. Now the stores are closed noooo T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm drinking purple shit inna glass. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me too! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn purple monkeys shitting in my glass! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Eww T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a little warm in here T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i haven't even finished my 1st drink yet! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lightweight! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i can still type and i'm only drooling a little so i'm not doing TOO bad yet T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel gives Shanon a sexy bib. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blue shit, bacardi razz rum and lemonade T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tell tpirateboy are you a butt pirate? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oo[s T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oops too T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: way to FUBAR T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endtime bows his head to Shanon and receives his daily mischan T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh shut up T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he sucks T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i suck T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we all suck! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Was he mean lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the question is...we all swallow?! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I DO!! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blushes. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz is a god in bed T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And during AardJobs T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i gotta pee too T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stretches things out T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ahhhh T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: shanon T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: umm mis T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sowwyrs T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've had drinks T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn gasps as he realizes what SexyButt Shanon did. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel prepares to destroy Snaebjorn. Better watch out! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: an di need to pee T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i need to pee T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn cuddles Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well he knows where that spot is T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck me! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: umm... Ok T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel removes Snaebjorn's cock and belly button with one fell swoop of her might battlescythe! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shit, sorry, I meant to cut your hair. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn sobs quietly to himself because Queen Bee Noegel was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm sorry! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn beams a smile at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, you can have it back, I guess. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: You guess??? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, I sure as heck don't want a useless peen. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's all squishy!!! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: kinda useless not attached T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, here you go T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sews it back on with twine and slimjims T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: you guys are all quires who dont have a life get out there and get a gf T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: good one T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Theodicy, I think he meant to say "squires" lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: aww i was hoping it was an awful misspelling of queers T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: fuck all of you niggas T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Niggas, spics, japs, redskins, and crackers, you mean T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto snickers with Theodicy about their shared secret. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Have to include everybody, you silly tool T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: we are equal opportunity offenders T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: you all the d T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You sound underage... I suggest you go eat some lunch so you can grow up big and strong! It sounds like you're a bit malnourished. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poor baby... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: .-. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto comforts Tcox. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: there is no shame in secretly loving broccoli T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that Theodicy person again... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: looks like tis time for him to join BLA T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: im popye nigga T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I do. I love all the cabbage derivatives. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Popye??? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: mmm broccoli T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Never heard of that, but Popeye is seriously diseased. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Have you seen those arms? Those are tumors. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: If only House were here to diagnose the poor bastard. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: With loads of butter, of course. Everything gets better with butter. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think Popeye had a stroke back in the day. Why else would he sound like that?? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: lol srry my lil bro got on my laptop while i was takeing out the trash T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: no, you want Hummus T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Your little bro is kind of a bitch. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: good hummus is kind of the greatest food ever T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have never had hummus. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: mmm hummus T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Oh, dude, totally grab some pita and hummus somewhere. Better yet find a good restaurant that serves/makes it T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What do you eat hummus with? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: i usually just use pitas T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: buiscuits, bread, practically anything you can eat dip with T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a stereotypical foreign chick. Is it easy to make your own hummus? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: there is recipies online T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: looks like you just throw shit in a blender/food processor and push the button T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Not shit. Chick peas. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: According to this recipe you could add some hit chiles if you wanted. That might be tasty T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: anyway, brb getting the vaporizer ready T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sooooo sore!! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just had to share that tidbit of info :D T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: YAY! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently drinking is a bad idea lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was toast... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: actually it's fine so long as you never really stop drinking T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, Yzz said I think you were giving him a blowjob while he was aarding T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we're going to drink again tonight. hopefully I can handle it lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or something I don't know what was up with those tells T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! i didn't....did i? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He said something like Shanon would like me to inform you that she lost her mouth. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then he said Don't worry, I found it for her! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ROFL T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Soooooooo T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes, you did lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't remember that! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol it was funny because he said it so matter-of-factly T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Perfect punctuation and everything T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently i was drunk, he was going to snuggle me after putting the laptops away and when he got into bed, I'd already lost my panties and was practically pouncing on him T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i don't remember that either rofl T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently I got 3.... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You must have been really wasted to not remember 3 of em T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know....i remember the room spinning T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't puke so i guess that's good rofl T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: unless you're into that sort of thing T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway, i have to finish the salad and get snacks ready for tonight T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: There is no slut social. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we're just doing screwdrivers tonight. i can handle those a bit better T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Have a good night shanon lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not a slut...i'm only fucking 1 guy! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not a slut when they're dating you kid T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're just jealous! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: ONLY *snort* T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: prude T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ....as you should be T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at SexyButt Shanon's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 600lbs anyway.... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's ok im over 1000 pounds T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG we should marry! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: make giant babies T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cheers and sings... she is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just need to find me some sperm production factories! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i walk a bit funny today... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: 'murica. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: anal? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently, I don't take "no" for an answer rofl T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummmm, no, i don't think it was anal T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh dear, that could be why you're walking funny T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pretty sure it wasn't lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: There is no STD social. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm pretty sure last night was fucking....it was rough rofl T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon... fuck yea! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So.... fucking rough then lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sucks you don't remember... kind of makes it a wasted night T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Except for Yzz lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i kinda remember him on top....but apparently i was on top and got it from behind too T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's not rough until it starts changing colors T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl hanslanda sweet jesus T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i kinda remember the 2nd orgasm...i was whining because the 2nd is ALWAYS hard to get for me....I was right there, just couldn't cum. man that's frustrating! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Only the 2nd? That's interesting lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the room was spinning, it was soooo hot in here.... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But the others are fine lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the 1st one is fairly easy, 2nd seems nearly impossible, 3-5 are pretty easy to get T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: some poor women only get one and then they're done. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i haven't had more than 5 though so i'm not sure how easy/difficult that is T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon seems to easily get off it seems lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's just that good! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel has never come close to 5... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel also not 4... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel weeps softly. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can borrow yzz for an hour and a half :) T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: HAHA you would get too jealous and bust in and kick ass T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: 3 = how many men? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i'll go find my own lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol hey yzz here is noegel ill be back with my own man soon T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds like it would get dramatic quickly lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he wouldn't let me lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I had 10 in an hour once just to see if I could do it. It's a lot of work and not really worth it. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL fiendish T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I bet it would make you sore or anybody fore that matter T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: for T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: yeah that's the weird thing about penises. they're not really supposed to stay hard for that long. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: tie him down if he managed 10. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: there's an odd kind of soreness that sets in T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Odd kind of soreness lol what T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I'm just relaying the dangers, don't shoot the messenger T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're supposed to rest 15 minutes after each feel T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can only manage 5 orgasms if the guy beats me with a well cooked fish T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: they say that if you sustain an erection for more than like an hour or so you should go to the emergency room, because you could lose your dick T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: You people are fucking sick. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I think that's 3 hours T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yep, it's called priapism. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: yeah, says so right on the bottle... 3 hours T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not an hour, viagra says 4 T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I wouldn't fucking wait 4 hours T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: According to the commercials T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's 4 hours, but the pain will start after one hour. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL that would be a long ass time T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: not if yer using it right T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: it'll fucking hurt T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: long before 4 hours T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: basically, you're suffocating your penis to death. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: and then it turns black and falls off T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: no offense to the brothers T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you'll probably be cutting it off before you reach that point. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poor brothers T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a sprained dick is worse, though. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How do you sprain a dick?! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Why would you cut off your own dick! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: That's like.. Killing bunny wabbits! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I kill bunny wabbits for stew T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: and mount their ears on my bedposts T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: I'm sure you cut dicks off too, noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't they teach you girls about how to correctly sit on a dick in health class? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel winks at Shake the Lemontree. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree convulses as he shudders in disgust. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: one wrong move by you gals and we'll be cumming around corners. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, not on the curriculum but the teacher gave me private lessons T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: 1000lb pound winking woman that kills rabbits and puts the ears on her bed post. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I teach em that, Hans T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: men can also sit on dicks. you shouldn't be sexist. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Yeah. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Did you have to sit down? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree is making his penis disappear with the assistance of his beautiful assistant Queen Bee Noegel. Oh! now it's back.. and it's gone again.. and it's back... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: men are already hyper-aware of penis torture. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I guess, but I'm not sure I'd know how to sit on one T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sometimes when I get hungry I chew on the guys cock like beef jerky T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I'm sure he enjoys that T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Never :'( T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are you playing prison guard with the illegals? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maaaaaaybe T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Oh no.. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: all things in moderation. The girlies seem to go wild when I pretend to be Jaws and eat the man in the boat, but one little spasm and it's just me and rosie for a week. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You found my video back when I was 30 shades whiter and 900lbs lighter :'( T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Wtf weird video. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the chick is http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2608689/ T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Princeton degree. Not bad T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: so we know what she still looks like today ;-) T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just used the term pussy spelunking in a sentence. Thank you for listening. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel knows Brainfreezeo is a nutrider and gives her gifts and shit. This is not a direct quote. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ange: I hate when people are too un intelligent to use full words -_- T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: un isn't a full word T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I hate when people don't end their sentences with punctuation T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: ppl lyk dat dnt exizt. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: That's actually a great point. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It might be a good idea to remove the beam from thine own eye ... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Bt u shuldnt hte on dem l33t pepz cuz u urself rnt dat gud sp3lr. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey, kids, who wants some candy? *I DO I DO* RAWR! THE CANDY IS BULLETS! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: woah didnt see that coming T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn, lost my link to the self-worth mugger video T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: you may encounter a mugger. he wants crack T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: toxoplasma gondii can cause mice it infects to become permanently unafraid of cats or even become sexually attracted to cat urine in a bid to return to its favorite haunts (felines). Keep this in mind the next time your pussy leaves you a gift. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh is being drawn into rays of sexual forces... runs into the light! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel burns Namolloh's eyes away! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh stands mouth wide open as he is burned alive T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: OMG I just meant your eyes T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha guess ur just that awesome T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know right! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: feel like throwing up :P T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lvl 100 here i come... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: Shanon! lol i plan on getting 20 lvls in toniiiiight T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not possible! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: it is o.O T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: males can't focus that long T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: also true. especially when Noegel is on lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: shes always distracting me :D T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i have competition! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: competition T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ?? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it just sounded like the right thing to say T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: idk where the good mobs are... T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: oh look shanon is back and curse has blown up T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop picking on me :( T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Ferun was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh pats Shanon 'it's ok, it's ok' T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ferun is so mean to me :( T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: hehe is it pms time? T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so soft and cuddly yet he hates on me :( T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Galvion: find a corner, talk to yourself there T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i end up answering myself too T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: did that once and got put in a home T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: aww shanon i loves you. T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww :) I love me too! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Glaine! T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh passes out T3/r7/2013-04-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tcox: hi T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Hello friends T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hey theodicy what's up? T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Not shit, getting drunk and waiting for the female to go to bed. You? T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: contemplating on smoking but my girl would be pissed lol T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and i have nothing good to drink. two mikes hards in the fridge idk who the hell bought that... T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wtf T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: meh.. how am I ever supposed to watch this fucking movie if people keep SHing?!? T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC IDIOT IN THE FUCKING WORLD T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't be so hard on yourself, bro daddy. T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: I second that. T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: i did everything except look for custom exits T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, now you know lol T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just chill T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Bong time ^-^ T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: DAT ASS T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: !!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel tells Namolloh to stop cunt-punching bitches. T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You decide to show your love for PowerSlave by powerhumping him! Why is he screaming? T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: anyone ever notice that "therapist" is just the combination of "the" and "rapist"? T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a rapist of souls T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just wanted to say something to let you know somebody read your comment, Hanslanda T3/r7/2013-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: ambien is kickin in, shits crazy T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: don't take too much of that or you'll find yourself driving to wal-mart, but yer half-way there before you realize it T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: I've done that T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: shit was scary T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: its the movement i love T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: onscreen in a mud T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: the text cant decide how it wants to act or react T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: norecall room with a mob immune to all damage by mp that you can't flee from? fuckign great. T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gotta love em T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Adds to your mental notebook of things you've experienced. T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: It's all good. T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that a lemon zombie person again... T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Leave that zombie alone? T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Didn't see the poem. Nice. T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: Gator dont take no shit T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whaaaaaaat T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol from The Other Guys T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: boobs T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is jiggling her breasts for all to see. Permission to drool granted. T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is not an AardSlut. T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper prances about, giving CRs to newbies and flowers to helpers! T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: i know but in reality i am just a big fucked up nerd loser T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: this week in animal-kingdom science news, researchers have confirmed the acts of watersports (mice being sexually attracted by feline urine via bacterial infection) and oral sex (bats). T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: raise your hand if you're a pygophiliac. T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: in 2005, a 27yo klismaphiliac gave himself an epoxy resin enema via glue gun. He had to have it surgically removed, producing a perfect cast of his anus (about 6.2 inches long, weighing just over half a pound). T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nasty! T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I wonder if that would feel better than stuffing a large can of corn up there? T3/r7/2013-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: telephone scatalogia--prank calling with a happy ending. :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: you know it gets hell of a lot harder to play aard when you drink T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: try it on 2 ambien T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: text starts to dance around the screen T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yeah well 2x to everything makes it for fun T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit they need a decongestant that lasts forever im sick of allergies and the spring just started T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit i do think aardwolf needs allergy meds its hard to see the screen after a long ass winter! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: shit. dont you hate when you miss calculate something >.< T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: awwww who killed my bounty hunter?!?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: its not u i know that for sure lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whatever! I kill bounty hunters especially Dogg your hero T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: but but... NO! dog can not die! lol hes not even an alien haha T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WTF where did alien come from lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: uh border patrol? illegals? thats the only reason why you would see him lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was thinking space aliens awww T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: he could be... with hair like that lol who effin knows XD T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: watermelon makes everything better! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Seeds?? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then I agree! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even broken hearts feel a little better after having watermelon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: did you know, you can't dehydrate watermelon....it completely evaporates! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No it doesn't! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I thought it turned into koolaid powder T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, i did it :) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Now I'm going to have to try that T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it is like a little gooey strip of....goo T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: like the film stuff on top when you leave it out all night....that yucky stuff T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewww... but I'm sure I can figure out something to do with the goo T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course i did it about 18 1/2 years ago when i was preggo with my son and was REALLY into trying to eat healthy. i dried pineapple, strawberries, bananas, watermelon, apples (with and without cinnamon/sugar). I made beef jerky (i just could NOT get enough steak. I swear i could've eaten a whole cow by myself) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ugh! too much watermelon... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or maybe it was the vodka T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or the razz rum T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol vodka yum... rum ew T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: either way....UUUGGGGHHHH!!!! my tummy doesn't feel so good T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rubs Shanon's tummy with dehydrated watermelon goo. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait! this is kinda nice! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I...sorta like it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL wtf T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: goo rubbed on my belly could be nice... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel dims the lights and prepares to seduce Shanon with bucket of watermelon goo. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Queen Bee Noegel and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls asleep due to too much vodka! Poor Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wouldn't be the first time someone has fallen asleep on me :( T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: such is life... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps SexyButt Shanon mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lujun: eww! goo on the belly? *must get mind out of gutter* T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or chest, i'm ok with the goo on my chest too T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i won't swallow it though...GROSS! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel covers Shanon's body in goo. This is getting strange! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, off to find a hot neighbor to mow my lawn T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think we could make millions with this shit. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel weeps as Shanon leaves her hanging. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i saw this old man outside earlier...mmmm mmmm mmmm T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ew! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Like, elderly? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! the elderly need love too!! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, like...60ish T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: grandpa age T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: great grandpa age probably T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL mmmmm I like them saggy... I like to suck and nibble on saggy elbow skin T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG me too! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: which reminds me... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i must've been really wild friday night, i have a bruise on my arm. inner arm even T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Inner arm??? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: like if i had muscles, it'd be in that area T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Should I ask what happened? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't be able to tell you what happened T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but apparently i didn't take no for an answer... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol must have been reeeaaallly good, or traumatically horrible T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how much is too much to drive after drinking? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: like...2 shots? i should be ok right? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: At your height? One shot is probably over the limit T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: 1 drink is too much T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how long do i have to wait before i can drive? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: next day T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i drank around ummm noon i think T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How many have you drank? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And be honest T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it was around 1 actually T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not telling how many i drank T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: don't drive T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, one and a half hours? don't drive T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i feel fine T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But you're not T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: yet you asked T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's been 2.5 hours T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: she's a big midget, she can probably drink a gallon of booze and drive and be under limi T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You might drive fine, but if someone makes an emergency stop, you wont have the reaction to stop in time T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Work experience T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it was just 1 drink, 2 shots. 2oz. 1 oz vodka, 1oz razz rum T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: pssh...if that makes you drunk you need to stop drinking lightweight T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: if you've been doing shots, absolutely definately dont drive T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i am a light weight T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would wait another hour if only to pass a breathalyzer T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karang: this feels like an after school special T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: psssh...i drink a fifth of everclear and can drive and pass a roadside test :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Being a "lightweight" or "heavyweight" doesn't change your BAC T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want to go to walmart for no real reason but to get out of the house T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just go for a walk then T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i could go outside but the neighbor guys attack me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooo la la T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: go outside then...make a porno out of it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't even walk to my van without "Seth" saying hi to me rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or one of the other 6 guys that are in and out of that place T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they scare me! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you should probably take them all since you're into that T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! I really should! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe i will get aids and die! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or just herpes and you gotta live with that shit T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, herpes.... that'd be awesome! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you can get herpes type 3 and the clap and be the cool kid on the street finally T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: See if you can get some herpes in a jar so I can sell it on ebay T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: kk T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i have a cactus that has herpes T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'll face plant any bitch onto it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll ask seth next time i see him if he has any herpes i can have T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewwwwww lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karang: That'll give the wrong idea! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he looks dumb though, he may not know what herpes are T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I do live in west virginia afterall!! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lord only knows what's going on at that house T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there's like 6 guys going to the house. apparently it's the "mom's house" T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who's yo momma?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's because I'm there. They want some of this multi-ethnic exotic shit T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that could be it! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they invited yzz and I over on friday night. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we declined....i think they just wanted to get me drunk so they could have their way with me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL I was going to say T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: turns out, yzz got me drunk and had his way with me anyway! lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That would have been a memory T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least that's what i was told anyway. I don't really remember much. bits n pieces here n there T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Two hands, three holes.... two guys are left out though if there is six random dudes and yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sorry!!!! You put that in my head!!! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You just have to get creative on what counts as a "hole" T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my poor ass! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do you have large ear holes....? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm pretty sure ears don't count T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: DOH T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i'm rather small T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: big belly and boobs, but that's about it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They can fit if you use our leftover watermelon goo as lube T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: there are dudes into aural sex (sex with ears) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: small mouth, small pussy, small ears and nose....small hands T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I prefer nostrils. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol Starphoenix that was actually clever T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's a known condition T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yikes T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no wonder yzz's dick kept ending up in my mouth....he was aiming for my nose but missed! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't forget to swallow though! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even the big loads went down well :D T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, sorry...that was tmi T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL did some stick to the back for a little T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Coats the throat ew T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel flees curse! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, but there was one time the load was so big it felt like swallowing a big jello jiggler T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i thought i was going to barf! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Holy shit T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, it went down and stayed down rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're a better lover than I T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: see, i'm not too drunk. i can type and even make jokes about sex! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ha I can do that when I'm almost blacked out! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i don't even sound sleepy! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can tell when i'm drunk because my face gets flush/pinkish T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not drunk T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My face is too ethnic to flush T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm whiter than a freakin' ghost! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol you are not! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am too! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I've seen you before bwahaha T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes are green or brown or both but I'm white T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhhhh you're ruining my image! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a 600lb bald midget, with a hairy back and in dire need of a tan T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon's actually pretty hot this is why I am going to seduce her later T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops mischan T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you said you wouldn't tell! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know! I mischanned! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, you can't seduce the willing... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooooh baby! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, am i willing? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh geez, I'm so confused T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hypnotizes Shanon.... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yeessss T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG i totally imagined that "yeessss" being said like it was coming from a snake....the hiss sound T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok maybe i have had a bit too much to drink and drive rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: HEY! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do not look like a snake! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's 86 freakin degrees outside!! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i should go out and burn! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that'll be fun! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol burn don't do that T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wonder if my ex would rub aloe on me though....hmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Might turn saucy! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! that's the perfect scheme! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: have seth (neighbor guy) rub the aloe on me, then i can get his herpes for you to sell on ebay! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Scheme... I can see you sitting in a dark corner rubbing your hands together and muhahahaing T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i'm brilliant! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: god I love me! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wishes someone loved her. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now if only everyone else loved me as much as i love me, i'd be good T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel recites a beautiful love poem to Shanon that she plagiarized from Google. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus spanks SexyButt Shanon playfully. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wasnt meaning you, silly T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: was hoping someone else loved me...oh well T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aw man T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: off to burn! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: noooo T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think the dog could use a nice long walk around the block. i'm sure i will be nice n toasty by then T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do you really burn that fast?? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a long block T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll sell you some of my tan for TPs T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but yes, I do. 30 mins and my face and shoulders are crispy T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Put some sunscreen on T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: if it was kelvin... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz swipes a plagiarized love poem from Noegel and recites it to Shanon. Upside down, but he tried darn it. :( T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey thats mine! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel quietly leaves curse. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no sunscreen. just going to tough it out and hope for the best T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my cute wittle nose will be crispy....probably taste like bacon though so this could be a good thing T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: ok,maby celcius,as 86 F=like 12C... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 86f is the temp here T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not too hot though T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: wait... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: ment kelvin T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how did you know i was going afk? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: 86K=+/-12c T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you confuse me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going for a walm T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 86K??? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: walk too! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's really fucking cold T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: -187c T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't burn shanon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will be most sad T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to burn T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the more pain, the better T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can I taste your bacon nose after then T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sure :) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sweet I look forward to it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe i should walk naked, then my hoo haa will get crispy too. maybe someone will want to eat that rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i might have to walk on my hands though T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: OH MY GOD! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wonder how that would feel burned T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! tmi? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know butt cheeks don't feel good crispy! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: never ever again! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: OH I thought hoo hah was a word for labias T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it is :D T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh lol man hopefully it doesnt peel that could be... interesting T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yay! i think seth is over there again. want me to go get herpes for you?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Please! Put it in a mayonaisse jar. Herpes LOVE mayo T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe i will take my walk, sucking on a blow pop.....that's always sex, right? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sexy too :D T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol not sexy! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Tootsie pop instead! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok, now i'm making myself sick rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just thinking about seth naked with herpes is making me want to puke T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hell, just thinking of him naked! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is so sick that she tells everyone "I gotta barf!". T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: EW! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now if only i could quest while peeing...i'd be set! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: doh! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can!!! Thanks, Sony! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want fattening foods like twix T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I guess lol I'm trying to get them back together T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awkward T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blushes as Nird gives her hawt smoochins! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Everyone needs to calm the fuck down. This is the ChanPolice. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is bored. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: well im horny T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel begins wiggling at random perverted comments from the AardSpouse! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But you have a cold! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I got pills T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm horny too! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Spread em! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid horny! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have herpes too! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Are my herpes in the mayo jar like i asked? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or is that on over share? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What kind of pills, nird?? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: an* T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I dont know big pills that made me bigger T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmmmmmmm I thought you didnt need those! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Probably roofies T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: holy fuck i have caffeine headach from hell. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: did u intake too much caffeine? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: not enough aparently. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: damn im runing on coffee and two full throtles XD T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: not enough aparently. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: woops T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: it might actually be a weed hangover headach. i get those sometimes. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh i know what u mean. but recently i wake up from a night of smoking like still high but coming off T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Smoking is for burning effigys T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And civilian buildings in war T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: Smoke this T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: gravity bong ftw T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: omg my coworker started singing and she scared the shit outta me... some people just shouldnt try anymore... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I want to lick your coworkers vagina T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: you dirty girl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ur icky T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: maybe thats why she was singing. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: maybe thats why she was singing. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i mean if ur into a FUPA shes got it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: bah this headach T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: advil? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i made it back safely! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sweeeeet T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only 3 guys talked to me so it's all good lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i had to carry Babee (my rat terrier) because some mutt was sniffing her ass and she was going to eat him for dinner T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol only 3 T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's hard to walk in the day without guys trying to rape you T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's why I run at night lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: one guy said "i'm going to kidnap one of these" I kinda looked at him, looked at babee and thought "yeah, come near me and we'll see if you live to tell about it" lol but apparently he was talking about the black mutt that was sniffing babee :D T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i guess it was his dog and he was going to "kidnap" it. only, it ran from him rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Thats not a good sign lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: can't say i blame him though, he's fugly as hell!! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awwwww poor guy T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're so mean to him T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i only have eyes for one guy and it sure as hell isn't that one! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my god he was ugly! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess i should go figure out something for dinner. the brats are hungry T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: feed them brats T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yummy sausage T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol they won't eat brats and they are bratty enough...feeding brats brats could make them bigger brats T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Brats for brats would be a good fundraiser idea for a childrens hospital T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: if they won't eat brats, they're not hungry :D T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bratwurst!!! yummmm T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmao T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: In a recent study, researchers found that Australian heterosexual women tend to find a man more attractive if he has a larger penis. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Sorry guys T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: damn... well im out lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing i'm not australian! large penis scare me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that SexyButt Shanon person again... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm a small girl lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: They didn't know they were in a study examining penis size. They were just rating the attractiveness of life-size computer generated men of various heights and body builds T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: actually, what the study is really saying is that penis-related attractiveness is based on proportionality of the target as well as the proportionality of the appraiser. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a big girl with a tight pussy... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, big as in fat... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: eh, it mattered more for tall men than it did shorter ones, but still mattered for all body builds, afaik T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: disgustingly fat even T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol shanon be quiet T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: "The researchers, from three Australian universities, predicted that there would be a size at which penises became too big but said that they had not studied big enough penises to reach that point" T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gonna go cook dinner after i quest T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Yzz spent a week with you, then I guess you went to go spend a week with him? You're not as think as you tight you are T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: questing and peeing are #1 T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Leinei, the same could be said about men rating women. Do men find larger breasts more attractive? yeah, but girls with normal boobs or no boobs get a long just fine T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: quest and pee at the same time like a pro!! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't go spend a week with him. he hates me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or those girls with the masculine body shape T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Many men don't find larger breasts more attractive T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i like a hand full of boob dont like big tits T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And I don't like a large penis T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So studies like that are silly T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: What are you considering large? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't know I dont carry tape measures with me when i have sex T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: only if you walk away thinking the study said big dicks are all that. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i remember when yzz and i got married :( T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: she doesnt like mine T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel beats Nird. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: not sure what you mean by "silly". It's all statistics. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Not like they're just looking at the data cursorily T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei . o O ( cursorily? ) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so whats considered a big penis then? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei . o O ( yay, it's a word ) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I guess, I just get tired of the whole penis size arguments. I'm sure there are studies about women shapes that certain things are more attractive T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: probably T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: only one way to find out T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think men should just calm down about penises lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I dont worry about mine T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's all about proportions. If Barbie (pre-proportion changes) were a real girl, most everyone would consider her butt ugly. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: RoqueWarrior: size made a big difference up until about 3 inches, then tapered off after that. largest they looked at was 5 inches T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: (flaccid) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: a gal has to like more about me than my penis size T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, flaccid penises don't tell the whole story T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just saying T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: being able to bungie jump with your nutsack's gotta be worth a giggle. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would giggle for hours T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: 5 inches:| well thats insanely large=)) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 5inches could be 6inches hard or 12 inches, you just never know with those flappy things T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: when penis size "matched" the shoulder-to-hip ratio, women rated the attractiveness of the guy higher. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They studies are sooo silly T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: These* T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: my dick says how attractive i am thats fucked up T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just giving guys another reasons to be sad about themselves T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that RoqueWarrior person again... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: higher than what, Hanslanda? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: proportionally-speaking, larger guys have more ground to cover so a bigger penis looks pleasingly normal more than it looks like a big dick. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: tall men with longer penises rated higher than short men with longer penises, but short men with longer penises rated higher than short men with short penises T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, I guess if you have a small penis you are doomed to be lesser forever... sorry boys! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im 1.7 meters tall how big should my dick be to make me attractive? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Like I said, it's all about proportion. The "that's a big dick!" effect is going to manifest across a shorter span for a short guy, so his "big dick" might still look generally small. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: well let me pull out my dick sized equasion T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL show us the equation, Marine T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: 10 inches long 8 inch circumference T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: come to papa T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's not a dick, that's an extreme butt plug. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: BAHAHAHAA T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: it mattered more for tall men, yes, but even for short men, "disprotionately large" (however you define that) was still better than "less than disproportionately large" T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: unless "disproportionately large" is more than the maximum length they studied T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: there is ways to make the penis bigger it is after all just a muscle T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mattk.... yuck lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: how bout 7.5 long and 6 cirumference? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't have a ruler T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: meh T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think it's mostly guys that know inches and shit because they're the only ones who care enough to whip out tapes and science T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: or your girlfriend could measure u for fun :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I dunno what the shoulder-to-hip ratio ideal is supposed to be, but your dick size is related to the difference in length between the width of your shoulders and the width of your hip. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm not a lesbian, mattk T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: or have a penis soo... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: lol well clearly im not talking about u T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: i will second taht noegel haha T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: get a boyfriend and measure him one day for fun T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's not fun lol I don't care really T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i should measure my dick but from bottom side or top side? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: when ur with someone for a long time u get bored and u do shit for entertainment lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: All sides, Roque... this is for science! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: LOL yes thats awesome T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: you need to get one of those 3D printers and it will model it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will get a 3d printer for my body and submit it for science T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: measure it, with a ruler, along the top. Be sure push the ruler far enough in that it is pressed up against your pubic bone or you will end up shorting yourself. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: ah fuck should i measure bottom from butt hole? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: oh sexy babe T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: lol hanslanda is a pro T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: roque ur fucked up lol why would u measure from ur ass u must have a fucked up body T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: google doesn't care how perverted the searches are. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hahahahahaa T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no i am not just thinking to ad length to be more attractive T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Man lol I can just see guys in the bathroom with their micrometers and science tools to extract the most mm from their self measurements T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hahahahahaa T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: measure in centimeters. sounds bigger T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im in my room:| and im measuring in centimeters T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: you should probably be hard dude T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: and if ur hard and talkin on this ur creepin me out lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im as floppy as they come T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: takes a step back T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bend it in half then and take that measurement as well T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: no one cares how big ur floppydisk is :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: can you tie it in a fucking knott ? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: then its not that big T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i can wrap mine around my wrist like a watch T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I know a gal who can tie her pussy shut. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Owwwwwww lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: and say its cock-o-clock T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's a lot of labias! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: my dick wont bend its stubburn T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Mattk's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hahaha fuck im laughing so hard T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: but if i shake it i can catch it between my legs like a boss T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I tease her about bleeding out of her third ear and warned her that sticking a q-tip in there wasn't good. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: that doesnt even make sense T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: anyone wanna see a picture of cock-o-clock? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Roque's got a detachable penis. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: BAHAHAHAAHA T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: i pass T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: 'look. its like my thumb is my cock' T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: not T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what have i came back to?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: u know u want it nird :O T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn my enter key gets in the way T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you left?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird spanks Queen Bee Noegel playfully. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: shanon do u want a picture of cock-o-clock ur single T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no thanks :( T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hehehehe T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps Mattk. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: my penis is dead it just hangs around and its suppose to make me attractive the piece of shit T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: LOL fuck roque you are awesome buddy T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maybe try tying it to a popsicle stick roque T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: for rigidity T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my heart is dead T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there's such a thing as having too big of a dick. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: aww why shannon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not it's not shanon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or you couldn't type! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: no there isnt if its too big dont put it all in lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: doesn't matter....dinner is screaming at me to come cook T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im hanging weights on it and getting an erection to buff the fucker up T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll take 5" please....6" if we're being daring T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: HAHAHAHA omg stop dude ur killin me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: are u kidding me shanon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: peanuts don't count as weights! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: most guys are 5 inchs flaccid LOL T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll take whatever yzz is.... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah, no, mattk T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you can't fit it in her mouth without painful teeth action, it's too big. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol hanslanda T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: unless she has a small mouth T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Painful teeth action is ALL i do T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They call me chomper T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk cringes away from Queen Bee Noegel in mortal terror. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: tease me now shanon wait until i appear in a porno with a midget sitting on my buff cock T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: buff cock thats a new one T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: because face it...if you can't get it in her mouth then you probably aren't able to fit into either of the other holes. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: 1 size fits all bro T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: it might bleed a little but fuck it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: sorry to the ladies out there T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: also, bigger dicks don't have as robust a support structure, making them easier to break. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck you T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: LOL WTF T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: holy crap wishes are expensive T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: buff cock gonna be my porn logo ill even strap a cape ont it to make it more attractive like batman T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: way to go on that misschan Noegel lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: and ill tattoo a face on it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hmm we need to find something to talk about this is getting old now T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're getting old mattk T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i vote big vaginas!!! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a small mouth and a small/tight vagina..... 1 size does NOT fit all T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i kno :( T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that SexyButt Shanon person again... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk cries on Queen Bee Noegel's shoulder. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i'm fat T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How can one measure your vagina hmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Are not T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just because i'm fat doesn't mean i'm not tight T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: am too! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 600lbs remember?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can see you with my government drones T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: well shanon 5 inches is small so i dunno thats crazy lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Isn't average like 5.5-6.5 erect? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I need to find a ruler now T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: at least 6 lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my toy is 4" of insertable cock (it's a gspot one) and sometimes i hit my cervix... you do the math T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: 5 inches is definately below average man T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's 1.5" T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ok mattk you have a huge penis like a lot of other random dudes here who tell me out of the blue T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: a big vagina is when you stick the penis in and cant feel the side walls or scream into the vagina and hear eco's T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: 7.5? not that big T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: average erection size is 4.7-6.2, I think T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: lol roquewarrior very true T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I want to go vagina spelunking one day T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: yeah thats crazy shanon smallest vag in history T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 2 fingers don't fit comfortable in me... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: u must be young lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, i'm a mom to 3 T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: lol ur a fuckin liar then T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: so small you have to get a C-section just to change your tampon? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or you just don't have experience with women mattk T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior points at everyone and screams, "LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIIES!" T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, there are 2 people you can ask here on aard T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: well i definately have tons of experience lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: u have sex with 2 people off this game? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mars (which he is frozen...dumbass anyway) and yzz T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mars is my ex husband...father of my 2 girls. we were together 14 years T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so shanon every time with you is like being with a virgin that has kids T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: ahhh gotcha T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then yzz, was my boyfriend but...i guess we're sorta...ummm...well, I broke up with him last night/today. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nah, gravity still affected her. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk cries on SexyButt Shanon's shoulder. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid men doing stupid things causing me to do even stupider (yes, it's a fucking word leave me alone!) things T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Men are dumb T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: men are simple T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh well, it's just a heart. it will mend in time i guess T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Look at this curse -h for scientific proof T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: men just break my heart. i want a woman now! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your heart drops as you realize that Queen Bee Noegel is seducing SexyButt Shanon, not you. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so coot n cuddly, "i'm easy to love but hard to stay in love with"....quoted directly from mars T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im not fucking stupid im fucking special T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: women can be vicious though so maybe i do want a man. they are dumb T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: relationships take work T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: if u arent willing to put in the work it isnt going to last T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know all about putting work into a relationship. i was in a not so great one for 14 years T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it wasn't bad, just not, great T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i dont want to fuck i want to cuddle and listen to every word my girl says T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: lol shut up roque ur such a bullshitter T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what RoqueWarrior did. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't want you roque T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: even if thats true its probably cuz u got the floppy that wont unfloppy :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz was a perfect fit *sigh* T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't be here any more :( later guys T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are you trying to set him up with that Bobbitt lady? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: buh bye! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Come back soon, shanon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck no that aint true ofcourse i want to fuck then sleep without anyone words or fucking cuddling T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: lol u must be biploar roque :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i wish i knew how to show everyone the pic i just took... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i might be but fuck it who cares T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: pic of what? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im taking a pic of my dick to put on the internet then after all the fan mail im killing myself T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: like that cute girl who posted her tits then her suicide video T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: gonna be fucking epic T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: thats fucked up T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: thats life T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Actually, it's death T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just saying T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: same shit T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: but on a serious note im gonna look at midget porn try to score with old lady next door and pass out T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so later all T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: bye good luck T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i dont need luck she like 60 something she should pay me for what i offer for free T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: ahhh roque u sad sad man :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Depends on a lot of things, dear roque T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, i feel better now T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: how did u manage that T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i had to go put my big girl panties on so i could deal with it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i also ate dinner T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What did you eat? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A tasty fish? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: spaghetti and a baked tater T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jealous! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we'll have watermelon for dessert T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: More watermelon?? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, it's healthy T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was going to have a screwdriver for dessert but i think i've had enough alcohol for one day T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: serves you right namo! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, that was mean T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: funny, but mean T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i went to go pee and realized i am wearing my "lucky girl" panties. how come i don't feel so lucky?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well shit T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cause the luck is lurking around the corner T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll never find it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: stop being so down on urself shanon geez T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're right...i will just nut up and deal with it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: soooooooooooo, who wants to get drunk with me?! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: plenty of fish in the sea and u got 3 beautiful kids T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, the kids don't make it easy to find someone...trust me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: fuck money fuck dicks lets just go dance! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i only have 2 at home, my son moved out T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: shouldnt matter if u have kids if ur as tight as u say :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk SMACKS Queen Bee Noegel upside the head, wonder what she did. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps a big pink NEEEEEEWBIE sticker on Mattk's forehead! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well guys aren't just going to get to find out THEN decide if they want to be with me...geez T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i dont get that social lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Everybody else does T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: ive been with plenty of women with kids doesnt make a difference T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't want a fuck buddy... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a toy that works just fine T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i didnt mean that sexually lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah right matt lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: lol screw off! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow! such big words! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: screw off poopy head! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant shudders in the throes of an ecstatic orgasm. Must've killed a bonus trivia mob. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: come on shanon toys are alright dont u want the real thing geez T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shudders in the throes of a massive orgasm, thanks to Princess Shanon's finely honed skills. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orrrh.. Shameful Dugrant has a big smile on his face. How sweet. Hey, what smells like fish? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure what i want any more T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'll just stay single. can't get a broken heart that way T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But you can be lonely that way dork T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: no rush to jump into something that isnt gonna work T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm lonely anyway! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Grrrr T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: meow T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns St. Namolloh into a horny toad! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's 8 hours away, i see him once every 3 weeks for 2 days (except this last week but that was only because it was spring break and he had vaca time) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, any guy who is willing to drive 8 hours every 3 weeks is worth fighting for... just saying T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: well that doesnt sound that great anyway lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I hate wanting something I can't have all the time! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: no wonder u like ur toy :P T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we fit so nicely together though T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then stop being sad and get happy with Yzz again grrrr T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: yeah stop crying and go fuck his brains out T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: smarten up T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my head lines up perfectly to his heart, my hand fits perfectly in his, his cock fits extremely well in my pussy (lots of friction even after cumming!!! and he gets hard again within minutes of cumming!!) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he doesn't want me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's my own fault, i broke up with him afterall T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes he does I assure you T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm texting him....i can assure you he doesn't T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He doesnt portray his words well when upset T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But I can tell you he does rawr T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It won't ever work again unless you want it to T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can't use "rawr" on me! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too late! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he always tells me rawr or 143 while he's driving and shouldn't be texting me (yes, he gets in trouble!) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i saw the fajitas in the fridge we cooked together and i got teary eyed, I saw the butter we bought for him to make alfredo sauce and i bawled like a baby. i was putting spaghetti on my plate and saw the parmesan cheese and totally lost it again (we used it for the alfredo sauce). I'm a freakin' mess! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need to find my big girl panties because apparently my "lucky girl" boy shorts aren't doing the trick! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i went to walmart to get a bike tube for my daughter's bike....saw cantaloupe and tears instantly filled my eyes T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i might be a little bit in love with that crazy ass fool! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i saw the bananas on the counter and started laughing, then crying T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well you two need to nut up and talk it out because you both are acting the same way T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's fine. he doesn't even seem like he's bothered T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid men anyway! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, if crying at work is considered not bothered, then... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure he could really cry at work though. people come to his desk all day long talking to him (i know, i'm usually on the phone with him when they do) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: well he was distraught then because he wasnt typing in flawless yzz fashion T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He was able to type perfectly when you were giving him a drunken blowjob lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't give him a blowjob T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: "Shanon would like me to inform you she lost her mouth. Nevermind, I found it for her." T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or at least i'm pretty sure i didn't T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think he was feeding me cheerios T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i kept missing my mouth and they'd fall down my shirt T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, it was funny and I have a dirty mind then. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i could be totally wrong though. i do have a mysterious bruise on my arm... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sore saturday T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, you both went afk like 30 seconds after he sent me that tell T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: like painfully sore even. like i didn't even want sex T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, it takes more than 30 seconds :) he gets at least 10 minute bjs...sometimes longer. i'm such a tease! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i get him RIGHT THERE, then stop. i just keep him on the edge until he's practically begging me to let him cum T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so mean! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol thats awesome T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not for him i'd imagine lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but that's how i got that extra big load...the one i almost couldn't swallow rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i learned my lesson, i won't keep him on the edge so long next time rofl T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, if there were a next time that is T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: there will be T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can seeeee the futuuuure T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is pretty god damned mystical. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: what does it say?? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Haaaaappinesssss sooooooon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wonders why she's talking like a ghost... T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: afk, kids want watermelon T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yummy T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i need that lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: better a ghost than a snake! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: or a frank lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I love my yzz :( T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Devilfish: Shanon is single now? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: shanon is getting her tank topped of by yzz now T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: makeup sex keeps the womenfolk happy. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i don't like having makeup sex...too cosmetic T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: FUCK YOU YOUTUBE AND UNSKIPPABLE ADS! Argh T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: All better T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: I'm Awesome T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: dont you feel a little dumber now that you saw that hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you play a game with an average playthrough time of 5 years or more, 15-30 seconds is nothing. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I understand that, but they made enough money before mandatory ads came along T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And that song is funny namolloh lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: now the make MORE money T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EdgarStyles: adblock! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That guy reminds me of how Brainfreezeo would act in reality T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Edgar, they play as videos before the actual video lol T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EdgarStyles: oh, havent seen a youtube ad ever and i watch all the time. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and perhaps in the near future Google's going to do away with the free services in favor of subscription models on fears Aereo or similar service will find a way to skip those, too. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EdgarStyles: yeah, it does make you a bad person. but worth it T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: fuck yeah nothing like aard after a long day at work! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm glad you're having fun. I was just aborted T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: what do you mean just, you said when you were a zygote T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm in the sink right now. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Playing aard on my nanophone T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i worked in the hot sun in the northeast of the country at a dragway and i got my ass burnt i feel like a crispy critter T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: wrong hole! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: its fun tho being a geek and seeing badass cars you cant afford T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: So, I just to think that a bit overweight was ok on a woman. Now, that I am no longer overweight myself, I find that I am much less attracted to overweight women. Why the fuck is that? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: used* T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: kinda like being the janitor at a strip club. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Because you are a badass mofo now? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well, when you are overweight yourself you want to justify why it's okay T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: because you're a hypocritical narcissist now Ranrr T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Forgotten Starphoenix's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: more love handles than a fifty foot ladder could be worse and i am 125 lbs T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: justification isn't necessarily the reason. It's more about proportion matching. It's the same thing with tall women tending towards tall guys. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I like that explanation, starp :D T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: good thing i dont play wow ide be 550 by now T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Personally, I think it's just that my mind protects me from hitting on women I wouldn't have a chance with. Before, my subcouncious knew that overweight chicks was the best I could get. Now, though, it thinks I might have a chance with regular chicks. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you only want what'll make you look good at your side as opposed to what will actually make you happy...your self image has changed T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: and when you say regular chics you mean crazy ones? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A damn shame T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: shrugs, I think it's also that you want to believe that the tubby you is desirable T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am over 1000 pounds T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: All chicks are crazy. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: depends tho they say women like smart men bullshit! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like smart men. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: smart or common sensed T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or do I? (dramatic music) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Preferably both, but you can't always win T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I've met book smart guys who were complete dolts when it game to just general living. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: first rule i always win but i play darts too T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's all about proportion. Smart women won't generally seek out dumb men, but what's surprising is that they generally don't seek out smartER men either. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Generally. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: resists are too high T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: why do i feel thats backwards for men to women T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Napolean was my first husband. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's not backwards, men just have their priorities arranged differently. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Bonaparte or Dynamite? T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: men notoriously aren't interested in someone smarter than they are as well :p T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bonaparte, silly. Dynamite wasn't even a fetus yet. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: noegel wasn't good enough for Bonaparte... Dynamite was all she could get T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: in general, people aren't interested in a partner who's too much smarter than they are because that person makes them feel stupid T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Well, women are rarely as smart as men anyways. *ducks* T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: hah my ex fiance was a 4.0 student she made me feel like a dumbass but she had no comon sense T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: not true Ranrr...most of my jr high/high school AP classes were chicks T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a woman's concept of attractive even depends on where in her cycle she's at. When she's ovulating, it's all about daddy-material, but the rest of the time it's bad boys. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't like bad boys. They just seem kind of retarded. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well that xplains alot T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Nah, it's always the size of the stuff in your pants (wallet, not penis) T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops, call the PC Police, shit. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: Hans: When she's ovulating, she prefers men to be tall, strong, masculine, but when she's menstruating, she prefers a man who has his mouth taped shut and is on fire. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Dispel Majic's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't like the tape, I prefer to hear the screams. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: on fire is not funny im burnt from a torch T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: weakling...fire doesn't burn T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: shoulda used the torchscreen. T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: no but water does! T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i've been burnt by an oil furnace and don't have scars to show anymore T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: One time I went to hell to battle satan and all I lost was my soul T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait, I am just a zygote, I don't have a soul T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: he uses it for toilet paper noegel T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i played the badass but i always stayed true go figue question my faith after i put a ring on her finger im not the cheating type T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: since everyone knows satan works for me T3/r7/2013-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: fire only burns when you're not oiled up. If you're oiled up, you can set your pubes on fire and it won't hurt. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I once bet a fiddle of gold against my soul. Or maybe that was just a song. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: no you bet your penis against your soul and got shanon :P T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: no i have the fiddle T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the devil went to jamaica, he was looking to sell some weed T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: shanon isnt on T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do fetuses have souls? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: no. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i had a ginger attack a fetus once. they got nothing T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: when you slit their throats like that doctor did, they scream. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: little bite-sized ones, yes. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: ya know its funny i have more intellegent conversations on aardwolf then i do in my own home.... still at home w my dad at 23 but my mom just died last month T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sooo... zygotes have no souls, but fetuses do? I feel cheated. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if a ginger can't steal your soul, you don't have one... since gingers cannot steal souls from fetuses they have non T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: what about fireballs T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: how do you steal a fireball? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: next time you wish for youthful looks, be specific in your age. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: gingers can't steal my soul either, it's been tried T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How old is youthful? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: ask the 95 year old bodybuilder in the UK...for him youthful is 70 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: uhh 18 to 20 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am old then at 24. Shucks in a bucket. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: in porn years, you're an old hag then T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: right behind ya 23 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: although if you wait until you hit 30 you become milf porn material T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: what am i a pimp T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Slipstream are you really 125lbs? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or did someone else say that T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: go for 26-28. Men and women hit their sexual peak at that point, and everything is legal. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmm.... peaks. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: My sexual peak has lasted 20 years and counting though. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yes 5 foot 8 125 and and fit just a smart ass T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You need a sammich! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and i have a drinking problem two hands and only one mouth im still workin on it..... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you don't have a drinking problem, you have a mass consumption disorder. you don't know how to quaff alcohol fast enough T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i agree now its time for a b room break T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you have a hole at the other end, too. People have figured out how to put alcohol in there as well. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if you cannot quaff a bourbon a scotch and a beer all at once you're a rank amateur T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I havent consumed alcohol in 2 weeks. I need to find some T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: my minibar is always stocked T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: everclear whiskey beer and absinthe T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ew T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: i drink tvery 5 6 months T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i drink real alcohol, none of that poser pussy vodka or jaeger T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmm vodka. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if you can't degrease a diesel engine with it, it ain't alcohol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: a 12 pack is short most nights T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: hell even my beer is 12.5% alcohol by volume now T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you big boy starphoenix. i wish to grow up to be a real man like you one day, please teach me how T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Am I the only one waiting for a lesson? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: working at a dragway i do nothing but work and hang out with people that like to party drinking a 35 yr old under the table is an occuoation T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I want to learn how to transform into an actual man. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: need surgery for that T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: It's been forever since I was on. ._. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: talk to one good friend he is goin the other way he/she will help ya T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Welcome back! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Thanks! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: my friend topaz has both a penis and a vagina already...she needs no help T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're friends with Buck Adams? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: men can tell ya it has its perks but beating on women beaters is an occupation T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: ass sex is always gonna feel better if you're the one giving it. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I DISAGREE T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if that's the case, tell that to all the gangbangers that walk around with their underwear showing T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: they apparently like taking it up the ass T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: those who deny it, supply it! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My ass was shot off in the Swedish and American War of 2009. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: housing works in jail never been there but its happens T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taokan: he who made the rhyme, did the crime T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i shot a gun today but i had to try it out itll be my xmas prsnt T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: welcome to america T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: heh...it better be a decent gun and not one of those pocket squirt guns T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i personally like the oldschool feel of a .44 magnum T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: dirty harry and i agree but i own a thunder five T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I own a pistol, a shotgun, amd two rifles. ._. And a conplete archery set. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I'm a texan though T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Sephie! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I own a BFG9000 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Best gun ever T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: well the bow and arrow set stays hidden until i need to stealth kill something T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the .44 is to tell you... you fucked up messing with me T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: ive got my choice of all fourty guns my dad owns still prefer 3030 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I don't bloody support gun rights. ._. I just have a shitload of them. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i have the right to blow your fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Sephie's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught aims the crosshairs..Forgotten Starphoenix collapses in a pool of blood. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: your lousy bullet is ineffective T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix spits the bullet out and moves on. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well no one said that from a klick T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: DX They were all gifts from my dad T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a trivia point to give away if someone wants to roll for that T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: it depends on what gets rolled or who T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i have a trivia point to give away if someone wants to give me 2 quest reset tokens for it :/ T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Fuck you! That's right! You! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: ._. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel points excitedly at Yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: NO! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: bend over daddy's drivin!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who is my daddy?? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz raises his hand. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You wish! My daddy is in 'Nam. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin grins evilly. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Juilin. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop being a bitch. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I knew a girl named Nam. I coh T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: no never T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Coh??? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I could have been in her. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Would this be a good thing, Yzz, or a disappointment because she was a human landfill? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yup. I suffer from backspace-enter inversion syndrome. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Please donate your TPs. Only YOU can help find a cure for BEIS. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Trivia : [ 0 ] T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's because I spend it on stupid stuff like + First Aid Kit + (152) and [ A Huge Walk-In Closet ] (152) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Huge Wang Dexx gives the best buffs. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So plentiful T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's always strange when some random dude sends you a tell saying, "Hmmmm, you are female in rl. Where from and how old?" T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What the fuck lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: a/s/l? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol exactly T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hehehe T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: how bout how big are ur boobs :D T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Never had a complaint! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or have I?? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: never nooooo T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is jiggling her breasts for all to see. Permission to drool granted. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is not a slut. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: omg i love that T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Excellent. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Something for your cock 'o' clock T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i know ull dream about it :p T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nah. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: haha it would be more ofa nightmare T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shit nuggets why T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: why would say shit nuggets lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: that boobie thing u did was awesome now im just turned off LOL T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shit nuggets... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or how about shitacular T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: thats way less graphic T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maybe totally buttfucking horrible T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: im bored T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: one more quest then bed tiiimmee T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't leave me mattk T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just kidding, sucker T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i have to my love for u is too strong T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: can you not feel the connection we have? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: bahahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: good me neither :P T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's just sex, sugar buns T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: dont look me in the eye when i fuck u T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wouldn't. You're a complete "butterface" T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hahaha fuck good one u made me laugh T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: better then having cottage cheese ass :P T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I work out, homie Matt T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: haha aww u didnt have to take it personal :p T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't bwahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just letting you know you're fucking the wrong person bwahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i wasnt like noooo i dont have butterface T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hehehe T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hahahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: ive never fucked a cottage cheese ass thank god for that haha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't lie. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cottage cheese ass is best at breakfast time T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: im only 24 hopefully that shit doesnt come around til much later in life T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i have a gf shes hot as fuck T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am 24 as well T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i knew we were meant for each other T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can feel the energy emanating from the characters in your name. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk flexes his muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If I could ASCII art an orgasm I would. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too bad it would be fake. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: +(^_(*&^)*(^)(*&^)(*&^)(&*^)*&^%$&#%^#^%$#E^%YTFKB T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: ^ ascii orgasm T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: i have no idea what that means but the orgasm part sounds nice T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: You broked my regular expression handler! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can't sleep. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Going from two months vacation to working nights is annoying. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: why u should be used to staying up all night T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: whats up everyone? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know, I got off work at 10am today but now I am off for two days. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: humbler! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hello T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: noegel! hi T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: what country do u live in noegel T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: United States. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: nice nice T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's a country, heh. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i wouldn't go THAT far mattk T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the USA is just okay T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: im in canada EH T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, Humbler, don't think any country deserves a double nice these days. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: getting worse every year T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: come to canada it fuckin rocks here T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: mattk don't get carried away T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm personally quite happy with my country. Texas is a good place to live. Cheap to live and no state income tax. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: now i see why you said nice nice, compared to canada of course the USA shines T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: fuckkkk no T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: if i was in USA id be in jail for the rest of my life T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: how are property taxes in texas noegel? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: shes 24 lol property tax... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: how do you know her age mattk? and i'll have you know property taxes are no laughing matter T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: haha ur such a nerd T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A little higher than the national average... but heck of a lot lower than state income taxes lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: cuz she is my mistress T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But, I pay for it for living in the middle of nowhere for my job T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: bold claim mattk T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel licks Mattk. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler picks Noegel's pocket. Returns the lint and walks away poorer than he started. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps a big pink NEEEEEEWBIE sticker on Humbler's forehead! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fuckaroo T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at LucyLair's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck a duck with a little luck T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why a little luck? no luck needed T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Yeah, ducks are easily impressed and open like the privy door when the trots are in town. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ducks find me hideous T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a hideous beast T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk cringes away from Queen Bee Noegel in mortal terror. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: beat a weet with some meat T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: You may make an ugly duck, but I've heard you make a rather handsom moose. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: SWEET! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: bahahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I weigh over 1000 pounds T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: And scare the crap out of people on the highway. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: beware Al gore from southpark....he has seen ManBearPig T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler hugs Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel winks suggestively. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG, Queen Bee Noegel is shaking that ass. Look at it jiggle! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: goodnight curse channel T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler just got a face full of Shameful Dugrant's balls! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel destroys Mattk's soul T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: shakes fist violently in the air....get off my yard T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel's hips start picking up speed in an attempt to grind herself...Hide now, maybe she'll go away, or blow up... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 'Mommy, what're those gorillas doing?' 'They're making cakes, Shameful Dugrant....' T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fuck it T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: whatsuuuuuuuuuuup T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: overtired and talking shit T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: god damn it... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: he fuckin hates me T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: fuck sunburns i now want winter back T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't burn *flex* I know, I'm kind of a bitch T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: heh, we just got snowed on here in MN :( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: that hot of material huh its works lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Slip, slop, slap, wrap. Because nobody finds a melanoma sexy. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: you can have winter....I don't want it T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I punched melanoma in the nuts before it got me T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: digi ill trade ya you can have pa its gettin to sunny and warm here T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: deal! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit tho you cant the computer i still love aard too much so bring your own T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: its hard to play aard with aloe everywhere lube makes it move to fat! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: fast T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: lol....no comment T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: question did they remove animated luncheon meat from v3 after v2 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula curses cursily. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop cursing! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula curses a cursed curse of curses. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No! Stop it now, before I send you to the pits! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: cur- T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: -se T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Multi-line curses are also forbidden! To the pits! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula curses the pits, too. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cursing in the pits is fine! Now, get to work, pit-fiend! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn yzz for not being here to fuck me when I want angry make up sex! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel summons Yzz with amazing summoning powerz! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's at the store :) well probably driving home by now i'd imagine T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He is driving home quickly I think he heard my summons about your angry make up sex request T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, he knows :) i've been texting him for the last hour telling him to fuck me hard, make me scream etc etc T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I like the etc etc part those are pretty amazing too T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: poor guy probably has a huge boner while trying to walk around the store rofl T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why is it so quiet? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz cursily curses a cursed curse of cursed curses. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I THOUGHT I SENT YOU TO THE FUCKING PITS!!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: is it smelly? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You forgot to board up the pet door. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh.... well.... carry on, then! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I wiggled my fat ass out. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hey! no abusing my baby! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon steps between Yzz and the danger without a thought to her own safety. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm bigger than you! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She put me in the pits! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope, you're 700 pounds and 4'11" T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am 5'1" and 900 pounds! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: remember...2 maxed 250 daggers? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: andd longer? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Shanon grew an inch? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Um, yes T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm only 4'10 lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I bought her some platforms. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: must be my ego inflating again T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hehe u guys are shorties :P T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: short n wide mmmmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and mamma bear is about to come out too! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She might have grown an inch after some of the workouts I put her through last week. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattk: hahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG if this idiot doesn't leave my girls alone he will wish he was never born! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She told me she looooves your hot pink hair T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Everybody does. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love running my fingers through his hair T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not me! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Salmon is where it is at! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You're just afraid of admitting it on account of Shanon's daggers. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes, I am scared of shanon T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But, I like my men with spines, not hair T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yummm olives T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz quirks an eyebrow. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ew gross :P T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Are you calling me spineless? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz is kinda spineless. he's wrapped around my pinky T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I agree! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i guess he cant have any bones if he is THAT flexible T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He does... shanon knows all about his bone T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: but if yzz doesnt have ribs, why does he need shanon? O_o T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and trust me, i have a small pinky! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i loves my baby though :) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Yzz's. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rubs her nose softly against herself! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: o_O I think noegel wants to join yzz and shanon T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yzz probably wont mind T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'd kill them both! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why? don't you love them both? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would be terrified of her wrath! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: true love means making them happy T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: death by snoo snoo T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns Humbler into a delicious cracker cheese paste! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what the fuck is snoo snoo? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would make him happy T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you would, but imagine adding her on top of that T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm all the women he needs. I even swallow! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: he would be 50 percent more happy T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Naw, I'm fine. I'm not attracted to men with hot pink hair. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, i don't share T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i feel bad for yzz now, sure shanon may the best woman in the world, but she has him imprisoned T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he won't share me either so... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i'd rather have 50 women that are half as good as shanon than be in yzz's position T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wouldn't share my man either, Humbler T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: First: You would need to get your first woman... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: DOH T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone in the crowd yells, "BURN!" Shameful Dugrant seems to agree! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: lol noegel, bitter? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, I thought it was clever at the time xD T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you were the one who felt left out when they rubbed noses, i just pointed it out T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: nuke the bots!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i guess if it made him happy to share me with a woman, I *might* consider it. but there is no way in hell i would share him with a woman or a man. he is all mine mine MINE! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you can thank me later yzz, don't worry buddy. when i need a wingman, don't forget you owe me one T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too bad Yzz is condemned to the pits! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 99.999999999999% sure he won't share me with another man. luckily that's not a fantasy of mine lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: lol, well i am not getting involved in THAT, i was trying to help yzz out not screw him over T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what Humbler did. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: good luck finding someone else to argue that shanon, we all support yzz here, and by we i mean me and probably some other people T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well if he won't share me with another man, there's no way i am sharing him with another woman T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fair is fair T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am an amoeba. What about that? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: this seems more like the young and the restless channel than curse T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: XD T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel squiggles and sloshes across the floor. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a comfortable chair. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but honestly, I'm not even sure i would want anyone else! he fits perfectly :) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Not, THE COMFY CHAIR! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: someone sit, quick! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sits on Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ah.... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Our chief weapons are fear, supplies, and a fanatical devotion to the pope? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel snuggles up to SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel raises an eyebrow at Jhav's weird actions. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler ties down Shanon to the Noegel chair. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler gives Yzz the key to the lock. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, looks like Yzz had a comfortable place for Shanon.... I'll just snooze T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I just saw "Yzz" "share" and "woman". Can I just go ahead and draw my own conclusions? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yees T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yzz, its all set, i won half the battle T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: just make sure you ask when shanon is in a good mood T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't listen, Yzz, Humbler's being kind of a bitch! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops mis T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ;) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: a bitch, you say? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: that makes no sense noegel, is there a reason for all this animosity towards me? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yep T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: To both of you T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: who is the other victim? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes to Yzz's question and your comment, Knave Humbler T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Yzz kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Yzz here. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really do blush when you do that too T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz grins evilly. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon buries her face in yzz's chest T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She's so wrapped. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nuh uh nuh uh! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She said YOU were wrapped, Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: rapt? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he is and I have the text to prove it! he said so himself T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz... Rule #1 of dating is NOT to admit you are wrapped. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Rapped. Like knockers. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz whispers to Noegel that he just lets her think that. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh please! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You whispered too loud, Sir Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hrm. So I did. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: noegel, yzz and shanon are past the dating phase T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: they are in the phase where they make babies T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wow, you make babies quickly, Knave. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we've been in that phase since we first met! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ah! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: brb T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She hits and runs with comments like that. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a test tube baby. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I am a test tube, baby. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emoruler: ok..... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Kind of cramped living quarters, wasn't it? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It was a huge tube. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emoruler: i cut myself T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Did it have cable? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, satellite. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant wraps Emoruler in duct tape, humming to himself. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: ooo... posh T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, the neighbors we were warned about are showing themselves T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know right! And I only drank the finest of fluids T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mis T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ROFL T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh dear T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: For 24 years ago, anyway. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz points Shanon back to spouse. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i'm not even drinking! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: spouse I love you :) You make me so happy. Sorry you're a dolt though *srun* T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He is a dolt! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm...well that was a major fail! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: spouse I love you too baby, despite all your extra toes and that rash on your inner thighs. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: oops T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the rash is from you! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shave next time! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hairy beast! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i told you about that shit! geez! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel thinks about hot pink pubes.... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: EW! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now those are not pink...those are green from mold T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol oh my sweet jesus T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the man never gets washed unless *I* do it for him T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So... you wash, and he feeds? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Perfect match! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: something like that T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: ohh and like thats a chore... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: What? Who's moldy? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel destroys Juilin with her samurai sword. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: point yzz T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think he avoids washing it so i'll do it for him. he is so lazy T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel points excitedly at Yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then he makes me use his axe body wash stuff so *I* smell like a man too! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oooooh, that's why I am swooning when I read your name. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or so i go around smelling him all day and want to ravish myself silly T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I do it for her. It's a bacteria festival down there. A little penicillin clears it right up. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! the leaky mess is NOT bacteria!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Doesn't everything you own smell like axe by now? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that is not my fault you left the bottle of spray axe here and i can't stop using it T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my bed, my pillow, my stuffed animals, my carpet, my towels, my bathroom....my clothes!! they all smell like dark temptation axe T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I wonder what Pavlov could have done with 12 women and a case of axe body spray. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Ruled the world, I bet. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't like Axe blegh T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Humbler, just be quiet T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: You are a guy, you don't count :-P T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: misschan T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: That said, here it is called Lynx, and is the exclusive deodorant of douches T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: And 13yos T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: axe makes me wet T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm or maybe it's yzz that makes me wet....either way, I get wet T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm back, and did Vakieh call me a guy T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You're applying too much then T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wet wet wet T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like saying that word, and moist T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I need a beverage. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hands yzz a gatorade T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol need to replenish those electrolytes T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: See? wrapped. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as Yzz gives her hawt smoochins! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm hydrating you for my own benefits dumbass! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol Yzz didn't even have to get up T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true though, i do jump right out of bed and get him a drink... bring him drinks even when he doesn't ask or even mention needing a drink T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: dumbass? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i meant...ummm...sweetheart? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She meant dumbass in a seXxXy way! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: do i get punished?!?! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: please say I do!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: erm, i mean do not T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yes, but Noegel decides the punishment. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: please don't punish me with having him fuck me for hours!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i couldn't handle such a punishment T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: First, you will have to give Yzz a blowjob... followed by hours of fucking bwahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am sooo evil! Bwahaha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noooooooo, not the blowjob! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: do i get to swallow? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cackles gleefully at Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You HAVE to swallow! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg no! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think noegel should pick the punishment more often! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WHAT? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Actually yes. So do I. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This is supposed to be punishment T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, it is punishment! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz slaps a hand over Noegel's mouth. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Good. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: MMmMmmpKFDG T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll keep him on edge for an hour, he'll shoot a huge load that makes me think i'm swallowing a cup of jello whole.... I'll climb on top and we'll fuck for hours, getting 3-4 more O's T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that sounds like torture to me! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I thought she might try to change it. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Omg a cup of jello that's a cumload T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Buckets, I say! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're telling me! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i thought for sure i was going to spit it out or barf after i swallowed it rofl T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I probably would have it is a cup load like you said lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i do have a small mouth... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but it was at least 3 times the normal amount...probably 4 times even T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think my mouth is regular sized, like size 5 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: !!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My god T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Are we really talking about my loads? Erm.. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he says it's my own fault though lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel begins to slow clap for Shanon before initiating the STANDING OVATION! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tell them baby...it was torture wasn't it?! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i kept him on edge for probably 20-30 minutes....or so it seemed that long anyway T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Just don't blame me if I drown you next time. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Try explaining THAT to the coppers, Yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing he knows CPR! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: If the medical examiner is female, I'm golden. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ROL T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon would haunt you T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She would. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm too mean to die T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol right come here and get your gummy bears T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Interesting.. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That wasn't as dirty as it sounds! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I love you! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck me! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Phone mudding on the toilet ftw T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yummy T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh, gross, yes T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: I've done it from the bathtub but not the toilet T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: mudding, not using the toilet :P T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i send pee texts all the time T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think yzz like it when i text him with my pants around my ankles! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Of course I do. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and he likes my ankles on his shoulders T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon takes one look at herself and gasps in astonishment! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Anything with Shanon pantsless can't be bad. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: she's hot right, not really 600 lbs? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course i'm 600lbs! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: lies T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 600lbs of pure awesomeness!! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon :( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I can't comment. She makes me sign confidentiality papers. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You lied to me you said you were 700lbs T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's what i meant...ummm...700lbs of pure awesomeness! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: That was bef T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hate when i can't keep my lies straight! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: before all the workouts. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh yeah that's right ! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: if you were 600 lbs he would've said cankles, not ankles T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can see for yourself. i have pics on the aard picture thingymabob T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but don't blame me if your eyes start bleeding! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi smiles happily. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I emailed pics to Rumour and she said I was such a hideous beast T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She REFUSED to post my picture online :( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i should put my bunny pic up on the website. but yzz makes fun of me because i'm wearing flip flops and it was like 34f outside T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's shorts weather! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i bribed her with yzz kisses if she posted my pics T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Pictures of me are lethal weapons. :( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel nods at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww :( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: guys its the three of you talking, why not create a group chat? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like Rumour, she auctions Trivia Point tokens with restrings of things people say T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i would post pics, but then all you ladies would be stalkin me T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only if you have a big dick T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon puts her finger in her mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He does, he said yesterday T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: ok then, maybe not:p T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And we all know if a guy says he has a big dick, it's true! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: look at their hands T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That doesn't mean anything in my experience :( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel ) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz has big hands, longish thick fingers... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: HM T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm hung like a mosquito. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ohhhh mosquitos T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG YOU ARE NOT! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tell that to my pussy! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm STILL sore! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Still? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi gives a thumbs-up to Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you must've pounded the holy jesus out of me friday rofl T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I.. um.. well.. yeah. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol Yzz is blushing T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have bruises on my arm! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: according to you Shanon, hung like a mosquito is enough to bruise you for days T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, it's true T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: is there a way to see who has a certain channel turned on? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nope T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: none of your business what channels I have turned on :-) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: oooh cain killed abe lincoln too?! that son of a bitch T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: soooooooooooooooooooooo how's the weather? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: careful, abe bites! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud at Humbler. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: wet T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the weather was fine today, dry and hot T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: abe doesnt bite T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: 80ish T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it was 84 here today, supposed to rain tomorrow though T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Abe will ream you with his lincoln log if you aren't careful T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of you. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it takes four score and seven men to lift up Abe's log for him T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You sneakily poop in Forgotten Starphoenix's shoes! They're in for a surprise! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: there's a log from me :-) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: well you do add to your log every hour...pretty soon you'll need more T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Nice emancipation, Abe! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: one thing i wanna do...poop and clog up the toilets in the white house T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: isnt that a felony? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: treason? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Misdemeanor T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: or an act of terrorism? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: funny! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: actually it's perfectly legal T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wonder how much the plungers cost? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not if you clog the toilets T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: as long as you get invited in, anyway T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you could be charged with attempted murder T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if i farted near the president i could get charged with attempted murder T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what if the pipes burst and someone slips on the ... disgusting water? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thirty counts of assault on federal agents and fifty counts of attempted murder T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I've got to lay off the bran muffins. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg you guys crack me up! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: if you farted near the president you would be deported T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ....attempted murder T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will help with the deportation! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would need a gas mask though T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg, i'm seriously laughing over here T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it always amazed me that the capital of the united states is in such a shitty city T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: actually if i killed the president i'd be a national hero T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: different definition of shitty in this case, i think T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: haha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: depends whom you ask T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ahhhh T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel flees curse T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: did I chase you away? :D T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i guess it's time to get my pjs on T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope, I smelled a debate coming T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: seriously, why cant they clean up the city and make it clean and also lower the crime? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: the streets are perfectly safe, it's the people on them that make them unsafe, eh? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Being a politician is a crime, Humble T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix farts on Majic and leaves a little present behind. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this is curse/sex chan, not debate chan T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well sure, the streets dont rise up and mug people, people mug people T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: NOM NOM NOM T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that is communist washington, streets mug YOU T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, if the streets weren't there in the first place, there wouldn't be crime on the streets T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well politics is all about getting screwed and screwing people over, same thing as sex T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: less chance of getting pregnant, i think T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: one thing i could never figure out...how someone mated a female chihuaha to a male german shepard T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: fine, lets talk about favorite pages in the kama sutra T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: mine is page 38 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: a friend of mine has a half chihuaha half shepard mix T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: maybe they used a turkey baster? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: or a test tube? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: no...they let them go naturally T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no way... thats like an horse fucking a fly T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or like yzz fucking me T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm OUCH! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL shanon I saw that one coming T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, I'll go back to my cave now so others can talk T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Noooo T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Take back your channel! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yeah hasn't yzz taught you anything left. you belong in a box T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I give her pie in the cave tho. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: Or does Yzz belong in in Shanon's box? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you need to beat your pet into submission T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do as he tells me... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when i feel damn good n ready to do it T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Which is also when I tell her. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: then you need to be whipped and locked up in a box until you learn better T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what is the longest you have had sex without stopping? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 5 seconds :'( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: longest i did was something like 34 hours T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i think it was six hours for me and i was sore for two days, the skin was raw... it was a limitation of the skin not being very good at handling the friction T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol yeah right T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 34.. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i said without breaks starphoenix T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: caffeine, ginseng and extra lube T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 4 hours and i was sore for 10 days afterwards lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well worth it though T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: minus the bathroom breaks i think about 11 hours once T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can only cum so much! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: but with minimal stops 34 hours before exhaustion took over T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats the problem i thought the woman's secretions would be enough, i thought lube was for people who didnt like sex and for anal T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 4 O's in an hour and a half is the best so far i think T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yeah we were both dehydrated, her more though she lost a lot more fluids every time she came T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: MmmMm secretions T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it was embarrassing leaving the hotel... the bed had gotten soaked even through the towels T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl secretions made me laugh out loud T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the average hotel, if you blacklight the room you'd be shocked T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'm getting sleepy...everything is funny or makes me horny T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i saw cumstains on the ceiling in one place T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Which am I? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: along with tape marks T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg yzz, he went to the motel we were at! cumstains on the ceiling! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: and it's pretty funny when you blacklight a mattress and it glows T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no i didnt shoot it on the ceiling, it was a safe day T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: on both sides...you have to cover it with every sheet and blanket you can find just to feel safe lying on it T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: seriously...i encourage everyone to buy a blacklight and scan their hotel room one time. you'd be shockede T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww i want to get married :( T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: for the record it wasnt a low end hotel, this was in the city, it was 200 for the night T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: with a discount T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that's low end T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: so not tape or stains on the ceiling, thats why we were embarrassed T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mid-range. Low end is like motel 6 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: mid range is like 350 T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it wasnt motel six, it was the hilton T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: like i said with a discount T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know, I was agreeing with you humbler T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to fuck in the mustang! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fucking in mustangs suck T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I SUCK! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the best hotel room ive seen was in milan, last week T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: shanon no more fucking horses for you...the last horse you fucked shot itself in embarassment T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait... nm T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: haha T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh I meant starphoenix T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it was super cheap too, 60 euro for two king beds and a massive bathroom T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns beet red, and hides her face in her palm. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz won't even kiss me in the mustang T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's afraid of getting it dirty T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Cause you drool T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm surprised he lets me sit in it! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yzz...just cover the backseat with vinyl sheeting T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love my mustang T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my pussy drools more than that and you don't have a problem with me sitting in it! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Pussy drool lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: I'm gonna have to remember that one, lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg that's hilarious! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: god i'm hilarious tonight T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Thank god for leather seats. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and he says he loves me... T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hrmphs for no apparent reason. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows SexyButt Shanon's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's true. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh smacks a random newbie upside the head! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon just SMACKED herself in the forehead, what a dolt. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I need another drink. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: get it yourself! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Bad Shanon! Bad! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz hits SexyButt Shanon's nose with a newspaper, "Bad SexyButt Shanon, Bad!!" T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Yzz with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Shanon's dumb! And she smells like a lactose intolerant's dirty clothes hamper! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz is a fool! and he doesn't know how to put his sock on right! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and he likes the detriot lions and something about redwings! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: bloodwings! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, are we done fighting now so we can have make up sex?! T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hey!! no calling me out on the Lions. That's going too far. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but lions are pretty :) T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Not when they pee on you. T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ROFL T3/r7/2013-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz mutters something quietly to himself. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I dont want to go running argh T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But I gotta keep my buns in shapely shape T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz pinches Queen Bee Noegel's buns. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You missed Shanon's ass and pinched mine! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Shapely! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Yzz did. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I was certifying. For science. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Yzz was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I hated doing it. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He threw up after. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He threw up after. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz pinches SexyButt Shanon's buns. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: On me :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: you do have a hot ass Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I did. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: SHHHH I dont T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: blegh blegh T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am 1000 pounds T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you told me 900! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: nice and firm T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my heart hurts :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nird knows nothing!! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't have a butt T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird snickers with Queen Bee Noegel about their shared secret. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel caresses Shanon's butt. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel licks Nird. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon caresses my own butt T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon caresses her own butt too T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Weird, Shanon, wtf are you doing! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! I like playing with my ass T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing wrong with a girl playing with her own ass, is there? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My ass fell off in the flood T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird spanks Queen Bee Noegel playfully. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 6am comes early...nighty night T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nighty nighty Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Night Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: 6am is at least 6 hours away. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: who needs that much sleep? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh i need 10 hours, but i will only get 6, then back to bed for an hour T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: that is far too much sleep T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: no such thing T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love my sleep T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nird just said he hated me! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need it or i'm crankier than normal T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz hates me too, so at least we're evn T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even* T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: what?! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's true, Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You should beat him. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: since when do I hate you? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: but then i wont have lvl 1 aard items T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: sorry, spoke into wrong channel T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel scares Humbler away! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: im guessing with all the attention noegel is giving me i should be flattered T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: since i said you do T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: feeling other girls butts....*grumbles* T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you don't even touch MY butt like that! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Are you meaning to talk on spouse, Shanon?? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: These half-conversations make my booty wiggle T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That made no sense T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cowers in a corner and whimpers softly. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: AFK.... if I'm not back in 2 hours, I died and would like to donate my tps and qps to Namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He needs the help T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: SO TEABAG ISN'T LISTED IN THE SOCIALS. SORRY IM NEW AND JUST LOOKED AT THE SOCIALS FOR THE FIRST TIME. no buakaka T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: your name is highly appropriate, however T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat just got a face full of Forgotten Starphoenix's balls! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear Forgotten Starphoenix asking Failboat if he would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: sorry starphoenix I'm not that savy on channel socials? yet. But always up on the giving part of bukkake T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: is there a player named Cumsoaked??? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a hideous beast! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is hideous. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: i love hideous beasts T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You do not lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is enveloped by a noxious yellow cloud! Grissom melts away! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: What does it mean when your ears itch? Isn't that an old wive's tale of some sort? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it means you need to clean your ears you dirty little sandbagger T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it means you need to fill my mouth full of cum T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WTF lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! isn't that what it means?! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: or fill Shanon's ass with cum, she likes cock in the ass T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not his cock! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG it's makes my pussy sore for days! i can only imagine what it would do to my poor ass! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You would be shitting in a bag for years! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: TMI! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: actually, i don't even want to imagine it....just thinking about it makes me cringe T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: find out, just lube it up and let him bang you until he splits your o-ring T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: gape you and prolapse you for days :P T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ew prolapse T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: omfg ima throw up my morning coffee. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i'm good thanks lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it sounds like you need it Shanon. it'll be fun T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think Starphoenix needs a good prolapse T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: We could find out about 8 hours and two purple drinks from now. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: MMmmmmM purple drinks T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i'm really ok thanks :) T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my "lady parts" could use some though T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the dentist complained about my small mouth almost the entire time she was doing the filling :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm mis T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds like your dentist is a little bitch T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, i do have a small mouth... T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they put this "jaw rest" in my mouth to help open my mouth wide enough for her to work in there. then they had this white triangle disk thingy in there too....now i feel like i have cock suckers cramp! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i know what to buy Yzz now...a ring gag T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: If you're going to feel like that, you should have at least been able to suck one. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my jaw hurts to open my mouth wide enough to take a bite of food :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: let me swallow a load if i'm going to feel like i've worked hard for it T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: hehe...buy yzz a ring gag so him and all his buddies can give you cock in mouth and you can't ever close your mouth :P T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can you call in sick to work due to cocksucker's cramp?? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: luckily for me, yzz is a greedy bastard and wouldn't let anyone else do that to me T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stama: i highly doubt you could but it would be a very funny ass excuse to tell a boss T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: maybe the boss put the clamp on her T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my boss would let me call in for that rofl T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then she's laugh at me for days, weeks, probably even months! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: HEY! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kicks Nird in the nuts! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: stop killing your babies noegel T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will kill who I want T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: When I want T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Stama: baby killer! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just leave yzz's nuts alone mmmkay? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wanna have his baby some day T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was about to destroy his too! Good thing you said something T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz is really mean to me. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll punish him later for being mean to my friends T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: does yzz even have T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I wonder the fuck why T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol Nird T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: arugula is flirting with me! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'mma tell yzz on him T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 11 Apr 14:29 - Arugula tells you '*whispers "I want you"*' T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: lies T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: haha whatever shanon, you know you're an attention whore T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Arugula, Shanon is taken! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz is soooo going to kick his ass when he finds out! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're just jealous i wouldn't give you the time of day, let alone a piece of ass T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i won't share my cooties with you! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish I had an ass it melted in this summer heat T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I wish i had a yzz to cool me off in this summer heat T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: poor thing is frozen right now and i'm burning up T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think a Yzz would overheat you lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: haha melted you say ? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well for a minute i would feel cool lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yep nird T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: sorry!!! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my jaw really hurts! i'm never eating again! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: babe I need your ass to come back T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok i take that back! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: right there . ok back it up T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll eat! geez! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Arugula. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's gone forever :'( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am just an armless legless torso T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that weighs 1000 lbs T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fatty! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird points at everyone and screams, "LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIIES!" T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Now start a pillow fight. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want my spousey :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: oh you girls never had it so good stop whining T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel clutches at her chest and falls over dead. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon has just smacked Nird into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: NO! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish I could have seen.... Montana *death* T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: montana is beautiful! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i moved to WV from MT in 2008 T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey, you could wait for me to die before gloating about it T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you said you were dead! geez T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oh oops *death* T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) V4 or Bust Xyzzy: did you come by country road? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, but i come by fingers and cocks...if that counts for anything T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait...ummmm T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I got a fucking speeding ticket in Montana T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my jaw hurts! i'm not thinking straight! I'm horny! I want my spouse! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: poor nird T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: go fuck the guys in the house next door...they'll keep you busy T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I get out of speeding tickets easily bwahaha T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, they scare me T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This job has its perks T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: they only scare you because you haven't fucked them yet T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not THAT horny either lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop hating on me! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Forgotten Starphoenix was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you haven't tasted my haterade yet T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i've been nice to you so far :P T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you hate me :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm so freakin spoiled! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon kisses Yzz fiercely. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: and i'm reading one of my friend's status on FB, her due date is today and her baby won't pop out T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: nobody on FB cares. why do you think anyone here would? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I want, I get...it's that simple T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: she's one of my adpoted sisters. i care T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: adopted fmt T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tell her to have sex...lots of sex T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sperm softens the cervix so she can dilate T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: thats how she got pregnant and she's already had her membranes stripped T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: running/walking helps too. let gravity do it's job T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've had 3 kids! i know what i'm talking about T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmmm membranes T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: she's a server at a restaurant...she walks 14 hours a day T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just because i didn't have them vaginally doesn't mean i don't know what i'm talking about T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: A pair of salad tongs and a little flexibility works too. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: baby, I'm afraid to be pregnant around you now! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just remove my babies with my fist and crisco T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: GROSS! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is glad she has never been preggers. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Then she eats the crisco! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: YZZ!!! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seeee, i told you. I get what i want! I wanted my spousey, he logs on :) T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Yzz's. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Where? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hey! I'm not mean to Noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You are! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I tried to be nice to you and you just beat me :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm going to need an example. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do not need to prove myself! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's heresay! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fine, you're pleasantly cordial. Happy?! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh, now you're just full of it. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel beats Yzz with a pool noodle. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Calling me a chocolate covered cherry, now? I won't stand for this. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You are hard to please! GR! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh no, he's easy to please... T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ARGH! You know what I meant! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix summons the two-foot tall Grim Reaper GREGG to vanquish you all! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I want a Twix. And rum. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gets rum and a twix for yzz T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: yummmm T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do have a bday coming up in 5 weeks :) T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mis T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly 5 weeks infact T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ack! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz points excitedly at SexyButt Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz laughs at SexyButt Shanon mercilessly. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel points at herself, obviously very confused. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel, go to yzz's meeting for him so he can stay here with me...or else! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or else what?! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm! Queen Bee Noegel is asking SexyButt Shanon to shower with her. Wonder what she wants?! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know yet, just go so i don't have to think of anything T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: go or i'll punch nird in the nuts! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He likes it though! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'll abuse your man, and not in a good way T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bashes Nird's nuts with a tire iron! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz hands Noegel a Bic lighter and a pack of firecrackers, then points in the general direction of Nird's nuts. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: ouch T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wow T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: baby! what are you doing?! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Even that is mean for me lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm helping. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why does she get to have all the fun?! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: because I don't want them used on me. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I want to throw firecrackers at him too... T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel surgically removes Yzz's package with her sweet ninja chops! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: My package! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: leave the cock! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You give that back! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh wait, i still have it. i never gave it back lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix destroys the package in Noegel's possession with an acid bomb. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: An acid bomb!!? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the ancient Egyptians knew how to make acid bombs. i learned the recipe T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid meetings! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love meetings T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It means I can have you all to myself T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: silly girl, shanon is for yzz T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yummm shanons T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awww man T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, kiddos are home and yzz is gone for an hour....guess i'll go find something productive to do T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: byeeee T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be back in a bit :) just going to clean the kitchen, get dinner mostly ready (we're doing snack wraps and cantaloupe for dinner tonight) and maybe clean my bathroom if i have time T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds healthy T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do not approve T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there's nothing worse than a dirty toilet! god that makes me want to puke! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ugh I know T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Like pee under the seat rim blegh! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i clean my bathroom usually 3 times a week...toilet and shower included T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I clean mine twice T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A week I mean T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i might tackle the girls' bathroom instead of mine. they don't seem to know how to clean T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Make it a family occassion lol teach em T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean my daughter's bathroom when i say girls... T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, they just wait until i get tired of looking at it and clean it myself rofl T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: smart lil buggers they are :D T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My mom would smack me silly lol owwwwww T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn you asian mexican mama! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm such a pushover... T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel licks SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i threaten, but they aren't afraid of me rofl T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm too nice T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Threaten with a wooden spatula, that's what my mom did lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's mostly the sound of the slap that scared me lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh well, at least they love me :) well, most of the time anyway T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh i do! I grab a wooden spoon and they run T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: funny thing is, i don't hit them with it yet they are scared to death of it T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway, the girls are having their snacks now so i need to get busy with dinner T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: after snacks comes homework time! they HATE that rofl T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blows kisses at no one in particular. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel eats Shanon's kisses for lunch T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no wonder you're 1000lbs! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my kisses are pure sugar! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmmmmm I guess I will have to avoid you for a few hours T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom implies with his middle finger that he would like a know-it-all tier to fuck off! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: GOD DAMN I'm out of hot sauce!!! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: shit T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i'm good thanks T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do need to pee though T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: WHAT?! No hot sauce? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Say it isn't so! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It is :( T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: We can no longer be aquainted. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fine! You're mean to me any way, Sir or should I say KNAVE Yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have your hot sauce right here baby T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I won't even fix my spelling mistake. That's how upset I am. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel ponders if men would like a pussy that tasted like hot sauce... T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: no......never T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz has threatened to put it on me! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I keep trying to put hot sauce on one T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seeeee T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She even keeps a bottle of it for me. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz rubs his hands together in greedy anticipation. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's so abusive! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: strawberry jam is great Yzz T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sadly, i kinda like it T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think of everything i've tried....cool whip was the best T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I thought the Pure Yzz was. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: warm caramel (like you'd use for apples) is good, just very very hard to lick off. I swear i licked that cock for hours before i finally insisted we shower to wash it off rofl T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: here is when we find out shanon is actually a dude >.< T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, i'm not T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope she is a bald midget T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She told me! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait! yes, I'm a 600, no 700 pound bald midget with a hairy back T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a MALE 700 lb bald midget with a hairy back even T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i got this shit... T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am down to 850lbs T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon struts proudly. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: with back pimples T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, infected ass hairs T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sucks the infection away! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! gross! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yet, kinda arrousing at the same time T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel barfs all over SexyButt Shanon! Yecchh what a mess! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Battle beaver to the rescue!!! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfaoooo T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel winks at St Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh tingles with excitement T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Poli goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh no! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Namolloh is mean to me T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i am not im actually super nice to you lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sooooo, the kids ate almost an entire cantaloupe by themselves. they left me 2 slices, the small ones from the ends T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess i should've ate dinner when they did rofl T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh i read catalogue for some reason... why the fuck would kids eat a magazine lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, they are my kids! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we're weird like that T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha so i guess i wouldnt put it past them XD jk T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm eating my snack wrap now :) T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: kids can eat a magazine if they're being bad. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1 slice of ham, 1 slice of turkey, shredded lettuce, slice of tomato, 3 slices of cucumber, 3 slices of green pepper and a drizzle of ranch dressing on a tortilla shell T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hope yzz likes being married to a freakin' rabbit!! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: MMmmmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm eating new york strip, mashed potatoes, and greeen beans T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: rabbits have the most delightful nibbles. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: what is a new york strip? sounds kinky T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I need to find somone to cook me a nice meal T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I forgot how to cook, sorry nird T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's part of a tenderloin cut of meat. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz spoils me...he made homemade alfredo sauce when he was here last week T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's going to make manicotti for me when he visits next time T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: you would poison my food and kick me in the nuts T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Of course T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cackles gleefully at Nird. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I cook all the time...sorta sucks cooking for just me and my daughters though T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seems pointless T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Nird, watch public TV. NineCreate has this really awesome cook from I think Philadelphia named Christine. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they'd rather have pizza rolls or corndogs T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yum pizza rolls T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: last week, Christine made a hamburger out of bean sprouts and tofu. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kisses SexyButt Shanon passionately. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis person T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Queen Bee Noegel and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: man, that was a good snack wrap! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'll "cook" this more often! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's like a sandwich, only healthier T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit still 47 minutes till db well im goin afk heh dont have to be to work till 3 pm tomorrow fuck yeah T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh just killed Queen Bee Noegel, for a virgin sacrifice. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm not a virgin! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a virgin! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at SexyButt Shanon's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You, lol, no T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or at least it's been so long i'm sure i'm a born again virgin at least T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So a few days = so long? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: saturday morning was the last time i had any! so almost a week! T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm not allowed to talk here until like...monday T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whynot?? T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: spending time with yzz T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oooo la la T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wants to see some man-boobs. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This may or may not have been a mis-channel. T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Boobs T3/r7/2013-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Salamander Samalander: skull T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Salamander Samalander: Hmm... T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Forgotten Starphoenix just popped out a salamander's eyeball and is now skullfucking her! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from a salamander's ears? T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Forgotten Starphoenix just popped out Salamander Samalander's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Salamander Samalander's ears? T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Salamander Samalander: Beastiality! T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: omg... gonna start throwing shit here in a sec... T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm gonna start throwing shit on your face T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im gonna fucking shit on your face T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What shit hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: what we on about im just commenting on stuff i dont even know what its all about T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck its good to just type the word fuck out T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: soooo do i listen to music? or watch beavis and butthead? T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You could talk to me, bud T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol i could :D T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh and beavis and butthead T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh throws on his trenchcoat and starts to gesture at Queen Bee Noegel. The tubby bastard. T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh stands around smokin' a cigarette and using the force. T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shut your God damn mouth, Marine! T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i think thats my new favorite social T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: well shit...i didnt win my market b ids T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: fuckin skeletons T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck yea T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: necrophilia?? T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: necrophilia?? T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: ducking phone T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: fucking phone T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: fucking phone T3/r7/2013-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: ... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix walks up to Noegel with a shotgun and empties all 30 shells in her. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fawlty just raped me. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What a douche! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: With a name like that, he probably didn't do it right. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and with that, I'm out! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This is true. It was a bit... faulty *initiate audience groans* T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and I'm stealing Shanon back. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: for the record, i made her soup. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm frozen! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: probably would help if i had clothes on i guess T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Or was under me. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I mean, under the covers! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel grabs some CopPorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or snuggled up next to you maybe? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hate sleeping in this king size bed all alone :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: too much room!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Yzz kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: According to gamestat 12 curse dropped from 87 members to 60 in the past 5 minutes lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel flees curse! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sings to herself, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorelab: Dammit one day I will stop necrotic touching while trying to move about the world map T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmmm touch yourself some more necroman T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao wtf T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at St Namolloh's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh spanks Shannon playfully. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Queen Bee Noegel just popped out St Namolloh's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from St Namolloh's ears? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at St Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: omg lol thats harsh yo T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh gives Queen Bee Noegel a blistering paddling. It even hurts to watch. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel makes herself moan. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blames any mistakes on her current BrainFart. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thelviron grabs popcorn. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: you shouldnt have to force that bahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is not very well disciplined T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: party, my house, 10pm!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm getting drunk...lord only knows what I'll do rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She's gonna do me! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nuh uh! you won't be here T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Drats T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe next time :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not next weekend too! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm off even :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wonder if anyone would notice if i said i was single again.. rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm well there goes that surprise! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear SexyButt Shanon has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shhhhhhh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They come out of their caves later T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seriously, party at my house tonight at 10!! who's coming?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, this isn't a party in my mouth where everyone is cumming either! sick freaks! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i'm already there *_* T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only in my mind :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: nice socks. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon tweaked Fawlty's cheek... don't they look so adorable together? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not wearing socks silly boy, I'm a flip flop or bare foot girl :) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: damn, my gambit failed. :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl nice try though! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll even make jello shots! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where is everybody?? Shanon is offering jello shots and a party?? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i promise to share them with everyone this time, not drink them all myself (btw, that's a really REALLY bad idea!) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i bet if i offered free lapdances they'd all come out of hiding rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing i'm not offering those....yet T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: They're just waiting to see how much to up the ante. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fawlty is a big teddy bear he doesnt even drink T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel boggles as Fawlty prostrates his body in the name of Nog. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i like teddy bears T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do you like teddy bears that pray to Nog?? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if they're cute, sure why not? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fawlty is a super fuzzy bear T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Very fuzzy, yes. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuzzy bears tickle.... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't wait to have max'd stats T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that was meant for clan, but whatevs T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: stop whining about stats! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I could kick your ass anyday! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you stop whining about me whining about stats! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ahahha I knew you were afraid to duel me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel jumps up onto a table and shrieks 'EEEEEEEK!' T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love you shanon T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love you too! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i love myself T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I am spelling up like it is going to help T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh loves you too Namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Namolloh loves himself?? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you really shouldn't have done that :( i feel bad now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: wut? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: As long as you feel bad and share your jello shots, I'm allll good T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll even kiss your booboos all better T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rains baby kisses all over Queen Bee Noegel's face. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: i totally did not read the second oo T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ROFL T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i guess if she needs her boobs kissed, i'd have to do it. seeing as how nobody else will T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the things i do for my friends! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's true! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My boobs are diseased T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: who would want to kiss the boobs of an amorphous blob? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon raises Forgotten Starphoenix's hand. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Kiss em good Starphoenix! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is jiggling her breasts for all to see. Permission to drool granted. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: excluding you shanon, you'd kiss and suck anything that isn't purely fictional by nature. and even then that depends on your alcohol level T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I think she would go for some that are fictional as well T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that's why i added the alcohol level thing Majic T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: geez! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: everyone is so mean to me! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon loves to give love, what can she say T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is nice to Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...I kinda like it T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is mean to Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: because you want them to be :P T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: meh, it's just a game! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the eye! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon puts her panties on her head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: dafuq T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm bored! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel chants 'gyuhio' while trying to cast dispel boredom on Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need to find something else to do. i'm bored as hell!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can only quest and pup so much by myself T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Go for a walk with seth! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't see seth outside lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and seth probably doesn't like me anyway T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Exactly how bored, Shanon? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon slumps over in a daze and starts to drool. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is so bored she devours her feet, making large slurpy sounds! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: I see! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my phone is quiet, my flist is quiet, no tells, no spouse....i'm going insane T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: I'm bored as fuck as well... But I can't get naked because I'm at work :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 2 until i can quest then i guess i'm going to go find something to do T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Usually things are less boring when You're naked T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not when you're alone T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Naw, I like letting the naughty parts breathe :p T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can only touch myselfso much too!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: myself so* T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish i had friends...like, real friends T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to drink but i really don't want to drink alone T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you got a fuckbuddy, that's all the love you need T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Chances are that once I'll finish the shift 9am (7h from now), I'll be going for some with no stops in between :p T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure what i'm doing with said "fuck buddy" at this point in time T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Well, better to have a fuck buddy than stuck being the onlyone who'd touch You T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i see him once every 3 weeks so i touch myself more than he touches me anyway T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Why not more often? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we are 8 hours apart T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: long drive T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Well, get another one, then... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: 2 is twice as much as 1 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you mean i can have more than 1 fuck buddy? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: doesn't that make me a slut or something? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if you both drove somewhere 4 hours away you'd have no problems T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: right now i'm pretty pissed off at him anyway T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Does anybody want to be my fuck buddy. I am 18/F/900lbs T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel weeps into her pillowy belly. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Well... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: only 900lbs? still 18 is all i need to know. im in T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: A healthy human being has sexual needs, I wouldn't call it being a slut :p T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Failboat... ah I remember you asking for some gold because you needed a boat. Did you do that on purpose?? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't have a fuck buddy noegel, i'll be yours if you'll be mine! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know how to please 600lb midgets so.... yes! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but...i'm 700lbs now remember?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: no i actually needed it. i couldnt travel anywhere with water T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ohhh yeah! Even better! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i guess i should eat some food if i plan on drinking tonight T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yep, make it starchy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i hadnt complted the academy either. u get one there T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'm just going to do shots and chase it with gatorade T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to be SOOO fucked up i'm sure of it T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Chase it with orange juice! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oj isn't in the fridge yet T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: vodka and gatorade is my drink of choice T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: doh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it won't be cold T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have lemonade... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: 1 oz vodka, 1 oz gin, 1 oz triple sec, a splash of milk, quickly stir it and gulp T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the drink itself is called a cumshot T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really don't want to drink alone :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do love to swallow... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i think the milk would make me barf T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Milk and liquor?? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have razz rum, blue curacao, vodka T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's it for alcohol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ew, ew, an YUM T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: white russians T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: what, people do Chivas Regal and Milk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have lemonade, gatorade, orange juice (not in the fridge yet but i can put it in the freezer for a few) and apple juice T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want a drinking buddy! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a couch and a floor to offer as a bed :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If it's cheap vodka, you can drink it straight and chase with oj you wont even taste it T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and if you're noegel, you can sleep in my bed with me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: AWESOME! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: im down shanon T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a king size bed so we'd have plenty of room to spread out so you won't get my cooties lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: but i want your cooties! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, then we'll share the middle of the bed :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: OK ill be there by sunday night ha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Mmm... wait wut... You're worried about getting cooties after having sex? :p T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who said anything about sex? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was talking about drinking alcohol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: It's always about sex T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only with guys T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Oh, definitely about sex when alcohol is involved T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, alcohol usually causes me to do stupid stuff T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: And stupid people? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tequila is bad bad bad for me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and everclear....well, i didn't realize it's more than dbl the proof of vodka and i can't drink it the same as i do vodka T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so everclear made me barf. omg i was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Everclear is almost 100% T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 9 shots in about an hour and a half T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 195proof I think... vodka is 80 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 4'10 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was toast! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i won't drink that stuff ever again! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: everclear is only good mixed with a lot of punch haha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: thats how i feel about malibu T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but vodka is easy enough. it doesn't hit me as hard T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: namolloh is the lightest drinking weight dude ive ever met T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: everclear is the most awesome liquor on the planet T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i think everclear was made for me, it makes you feel kinda good after a few shots T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: everclear straight or gtfo T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tequila literally makes my clothes fall off. i get extremely horny, hot, and aggressive T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not violent, just...aggressive. like shoving my exhusband up against the wall and telling him to fuck my ass NOW! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i'm a vodka and orange juice person when i'm not drinking beer. :) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: btw, that's a very bad idea... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: beer blegggh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: You've actually offended me for the first time, Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Beer tastes sooo bad and doesnt do anything to me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: gotta drink more T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: samers T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i normally drink vodka and oj (screwdrivers) but... i want something different T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Noegel, try the beer i drink...it's 25% alcohol by volume T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'd rather take shots if the goal is to get drunk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Beer does -not- taste bad. :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Beer isn't something You'd drink to get drunk... And You're wrong about it tasting bad... Beer is the best T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: i like that slow drunk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: anyone ever had yuenglings or idk how to spell it... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts Fawlty. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: People who say shit like that usually have no friends! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I didn't say you had to stop drinking beer fawlty lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: beer is for sissies! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Then call me a sissy, and buy me a beer. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: come keep my bed warm and i'll buy you a beer T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My belly can only hold like 2 beers then im full and cant drink for a while T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shanon !! lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fawlty couldn't handle the beer i drink.. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: 1 beer i drink is like 8 normal ones T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: *mails Shanon a heating blanket* T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have one of those... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it doesn't have a heart beat :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you owe him a beer now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon tosses a bottle of beer at Fawlty ... let's just hope he'll catch it! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: I used to drink a 18% trappist ale sometimes, now i usually drink pyramid apricot ale. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: apricot? ...poser T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty cuddles SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sissy!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fruit drinks are for GIRLS! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from Fawlty in utter terror and horror! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Ever seen that Kids in the Hall scetch Girl Drink Drunk? That's me. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hahaha appletinis is the hard drink of choice for fawlty T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ugh! i don't know what to eat T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want to drink but the kids are still awake T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Soup and crackers! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: spaghetti T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe i won't eat T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that'll piss yzz off even more! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn liars anyway! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: aaaaanyway, I'll be back in a bit. try not to miss me too much! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: text if it's important or you get too lonely without me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ok! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: byebyebyebye T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sooooooooo who's coming over?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just me? ok great, sounds good! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ME! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon puts her panties on her head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is so bored she devours her feet, making large slurpy sounds! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sits on Queen Bee Noegel and squashes her; she doesn't look overjoyed. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Woeful: shanon needs a psychiatrist and a blunt object T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shanon just needs the loving touch of a woman T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shanon needs more help than anyone here can give her T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and a few shots of vodka or something T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Woeful: shanon needs ethanol instead of vodka XD T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: geez! kill me! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel licks SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone cook me lasagna T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and not that frozen box shit either T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: whoa... 251 exp from a mob T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: what mob?!? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: valet in wedded bliss T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: was it just one or all valets? lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: just one :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: darn :/ T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: strike that... had another one. There not difficult mobs either T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, fuck you brain! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! who's brain?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: rum and coke T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: vodka and gatorade T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: is that good? lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: or are u bein silly T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it gets me drunk :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't stand the taste of the vodka so i just chase it with gatorade T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: and rehydrates you XD T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: drunk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm not fucking anyone so i don't have to worry about being dehydrated tonight lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: thats prolly a good idea... what you drinking Edicius? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: expensive vodka is good T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: bahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i had a sitter for the kids i'd go find a bar to hang out at tonight T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm kinda cute, i'm sure there's a guy out there who'd be drunk enough to buy me a drink or 3 rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: bahaha or drug one T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe i'll get laid! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure i could do the bar scene anyway T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i live with my gf and even thats a gamble of getting laid T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then you need a new gf! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i know... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: but breaking up with her is like a divorse lmao T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how so? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: we signed the lease so i still would have to give her basically half of my checks... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why? let her pay for it! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or make her move T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you are only "stuck with her" if you want to be T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol but thats the problem is we both signed the lease. so if i kick her out she will just come back whenever the fuck she wants T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how long is the lease? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how much longer left on the lease? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: and if i just walk out she will find a way to get as much money from me as possible. next january T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm pretty sure you can get out of the lease if she is still staying there T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stoopid leases! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i looked into that and we would have to make a new lease that She would have to agree on. she cant afford this herself so she would sign anything. no stupid me lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i need to get on good terms with my parents lol so i can just live with my mom again T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone come drink with me!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i am! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm still all alone T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: we need an aard drinking game T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we do! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: but idk how you would be able to do that lmao T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no idea T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'd be the one who got stuck taking the shot i'm sure T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody else here to take it rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: uuuuuuh damn... cant think of anything lmfaoo T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i cant do shots T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: well thats a lie T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: if im high already i can take shots T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i never take shots tho T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'm just going to make a strawberry daquiri T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or something close to that T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ive never had one of those T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't drink them fast enough to get me drunk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: or u get a brain freeze? lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i start falling asleep around 3 shots T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i would kill for a long island ice tea T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sure if i were around people and drinking i would be able to drink more T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: dude. dude... dewd T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dood! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 14 more minutes and i'm going to start drinking! can't wait! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: why do u wait?? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my kids are still up T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: START NOW! lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm, ok...i will T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: uh well do what u wnat haha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they'll be up in 14 minutes still anyway lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hehehe T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: after this room full of mobs, i'll go get my stuff and bring it in here T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: how old are the kids? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that way i don't have to keep getting up to go make a new drink T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 10 and 13 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh ok lol older than i was expecting XD T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i'm old T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: im young... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be 38 in may T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: omg hahaha dont take this offensively but my mom is 38 XD T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i get that a lot :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: young people, lol. >_< T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: im 20... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cradle robs Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty grins adorably. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oooooooOOoooo T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: my screen says i feel thirsty... guess i should drink some more lmao T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: come drink with my! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me too! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i haven't even started drinking yet! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh tingles at that sight T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what'd i miss?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your heart drops as you realize that Queen Bee Noegel is seducing St Namolloh, not you. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: quote from movie 'YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG' T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: story of my life? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: uh wut T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I knew you hated me! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: me??? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: jebus i was just quoting a movie line it sounded funny T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I tried to seduce you and you said I was FUCKING WRONG T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am going to destroy you T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: but keep frank! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Screw frank! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: men are useless :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: u want to... lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Crap you got your 41 set and Im still with my level 1 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: Thanks :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not you snae T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn beams a smile at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: Noegel Hates me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: We don't talk! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: Im kidding Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lies T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my friends don't talk to me either! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel initiates a drunken convrsation with Shanon T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel is the only friend who talks to me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Silence, woman! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: someone talks to me but idk who they are... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: Its not a lie. I was kidding T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LIES! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: drink dec T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: drink dec T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: drink dec T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: drink dec T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: drink dec T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: drink dec T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn sobs quietly to himself because Queen Bee Noegel was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh shit... sorry for spam T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok we need to come up with a game to play T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't want to drink alone :( T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: roll dice? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm flip a coin? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am drinking T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i already beat off today... lmao T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: I dont drink T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: namolloh wtf lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: rolling the dice reference T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm bored and lonely and sad and depressed and lonely and sad and bored and...lonely T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: love shanon T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You won't be lonely for long T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: bowchickabowow T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, my right hand will love me here in a little bit :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: Jill always has my back T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: well my dick... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or my toy...if i remember to get it before i get too drunk and get in bed T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm not going to hold my breath on that lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Namolloh has a finger dick T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He told me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ill send it to everyone bahaha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i have a finger dick too! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i use my finger as a dick anyway T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao oh i see what u did there T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have an actual dick in my ear right now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a dick in my mouth! that's why i'm not talking T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i got a dick in a box T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was always taught not to talk with my mouth full T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Dick in a box lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a dick in a drawer rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like to munch on dicks but guys never come back for seconds!!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: thats for u shanon T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cries on St Namolloh's shoulder. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol why you crying? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: need more drank T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: so arent you supposed to be going to a bar Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I said no because I didnt want to be gang banged by 10 horny dudes T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww, why not?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfaooo T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't fuck around with work dudes T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's the best part! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: brb T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: take ur time T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bitch I'm stuck in jail T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: don't drop the soap T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i did T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: HONEY, I'M BACK!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or something crazy like that! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey seXXXy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmmmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pants lustily. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what did you decide on shanon to drink T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cum! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh wait, no....vodka T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ew das gross T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nuh uh! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at 10:30 i'm going to start drinking...i wonder how many shots i can get in me before i pass out T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or puke T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i am drinking vodka T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeeewww gross! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1st shot down T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: Its so funny how hard I beg for attention on this channel T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop twirls his hair. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon says "bleh!" while making a horrid face at Im Not Six Aesop. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm glad my bed is right behind me....hope i can make it there safely rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh and chasing a shot of vodka with gatorade really does work! it's not so bad afterall :) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: The name Desperate is available for use. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so why don't you use it?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: yes. and it says something about anyone who takes it T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: Because I'm not the one begging for attention on Curse. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're so cute T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: No, I'm just the only one with balls to say it to you, and not around you :P T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: this channel is for amatuers T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: LMFAO T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: needs more substance T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm interesting T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: makes me feel young again T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what does? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: mischan... noegels rubbing off on me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: maybe she is just rubbing the mound T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: but chicken nugges lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: Don't say that too much. Shanon will want to rub off on you too. She's desperate. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'll make her squirt T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh yes, i am. very much so T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: If you try to act like your not, do a curse -h and read your messages. Literally I didn't have this damn channel on and felt your desperation. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: tldr T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Someone is angry T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: ooo who T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: he "died" for our sins T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish someone else would die... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon puts her finger in her mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'de die for you shanon, as long as i can rez 3 days later T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: What is that perfume I smell? Is it... it can't be... it is!! Skaaaaaaaaank. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: YOLT T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg that's too funny! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a skank T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And a priestess T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nuh uh! i am! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: tell us something we don't know T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop trying to steal my thunder! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: im a wiener T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERFORGE T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: Your thighs did enough of that. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel makes out with herself furiously! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: how is that possible T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shut up namolloh! get back to tells! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: as if you have room to talk aesop! mr.500 pounds T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: Lol I'm not Madrox. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: half of that is penis girth though T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: only half? slacker T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i doubt that T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: trust me, i couldnt walk for a month T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That would be an unusable cock T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Im Not Six Aesop: LOL YOLO T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: not to a whore T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing wrong with a big boy... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: don't look at me. i don't live at all. thats the fucking problem T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: this is your captain speaking: hello T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: captain! how come you're not here when we need you! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't have a captain T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: sorry the rum is talking now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've had 4 shots in about 45 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: rum? too early unless you've had enough T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well 40 i guess T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: you're not in double figures, you're just a lightwait T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: erm, weight :) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't walk so well but i'm still typing ok so it's all good T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm only 4'10! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Im 5 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: dude its like 10 something T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Im 5'1.5"!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: not for some of us T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: 6"3 with 7"..holla T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well he aint there so its fine T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my heart is racing, i feel a little burning in my belly and my fingers tingle T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's the devil! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: 6"3 - shortarse :) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol im not your bitch mudbud!!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm good...i'm going to have another shot in 3 minutes (takes that long to pour it without spilling lol) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm maybe another shot is a bad idea...i think the room was spinning for a second there T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuckit! I'm going for another one right now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do one every 30 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: take thirty minutes or so, dear lord. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: now you just need Mokg to say stuff T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: take 2 shots of water..DOO IT T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: if you stack them, you'll crash. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: water is the wimp's way out T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that Fawlty person again... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's only vokad T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm vodka T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be fine T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: easy for you to say T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You drink that fast, shanon, you wont enjoy yourself T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll pass out before i get too drunk! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It'll hit you all at once and youll be asleep T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing to enjoy! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: you guna get raped T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmao finaly i could find the curse chan omg... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody here to rape me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: welcome you fucking idiot T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am shanons bodyguard T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: but we don't want you to pass out too quickly, we want you to stay here and keep entertaining us. forgive me for being selfish. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha damn rum... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im going to take advantage of her when she falls asleep T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is down on one knee, and cupping St Namolloh's ass. Ewwwww. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: he's a lightweight. you need a real man, who can hold their drink T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fine, i'll wait until 11:30 but then i'm taking the fucking shot with or without permission! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: who??? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: <--------------- T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am drinking vodka T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how about 11:25 instead of 11:30? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 1130 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 9 minutes! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want to get drunk and be done with it T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: and ill drink it with you T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i wait too long i forget how many ive had T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: i've been on cointreau. (doesn't look right, but google thinks it is) T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ima text yzz and say he is mean T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: soak tampon in vodka, plug it..win T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: want his number? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Giant Kraken: if you're not in double figures, you're taking it too easy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm too small for tampons T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: nope I will be mean to him T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good! asshole deserves it for lying to me and he is STILL denying it! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: god i want to kick him so fucking bad T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ill kick his ass for you T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can kick his ass myself T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hate when me lie then fucking deny it and continue denying it once they are caught T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't text her...i don't text her...she texts me! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: good thing you're a women and dont have to fear being hit back..must be nice T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my fucking god that pisses me off T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hes a douche nozzle T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 99% sure if i hit mars, he'd hit me back T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: anyone who hits someone should expect the same in just T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he ran me over with the washing machine...left a bruise on my knee and thigh all because i was trying to move the chair out of the way and he didn't want me to...he just wanted to push his way through T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: damn T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what a douche T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hit like a girl! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mostly because i *AM* a girl! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: use a frying pan next time T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: thats why i will kick his ass for you T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even my 13 yr old was screaming at mars to stop, he was hurting me. he didn't listen T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: you are a girl, but a kinda beefy girl..i'm sure you pack a punch T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: is it time to drink yet? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol no, i don't i'm a sissy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 3 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: your stories are always so sad T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ill take a shot at the same time shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: curse hurry up then T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: - a curse T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damn you people im sober tonight drink another for me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuuggghhh, i'm starting to see dbl rofl T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck it its 10:27 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: bottoms up! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to get to dbl digits for whatever that person was that said something about dlb digits T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i lost track T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 5 or 6? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg that shit is gross T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: start over and grab a bucket T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what shit T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: was it 5 or 6 for me? i forget now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 5 i think T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seeeeee, i waited too long! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, it's 5 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz is ahead of me! fucker! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to take another right now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ??? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hes drinking too? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i'm so going to bark T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or barf too T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait then barfin just wastes liquor T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to bark...omg that's hilarious T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel barks at SexyButt Shanon scaring her senseless. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not only am i cute, i'm funny too! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zirikki: just dont do both at the same time, that could be messy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yummmmy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sooo not going to make it 30 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: aard needs a narrator this would be great to hear T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i gotta pee but i don't want to move T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i'm going to puke T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: puking is for pussies! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: thnx alot now i have to drink since everyoe is passing my normal alch level T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've had 5 shots in an hour T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 4'10 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: will i die? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Depends on size of shots T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: eventunally shanon. of course you will. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1oz i think T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: whew those are small shots T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok i just baby barfed...anyone want a kiss?! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: lol yeah youll be ok T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: baby barf?? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Uh.. how much is 1 Oz? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: barfed up some baby? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and what proof is it T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, barfed in my mouth! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't read the bottle things are fuzzy lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: oz, proof, feet, inches... please stop!! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 40% alcohol, 80 proof T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: youll be ok its just simple math T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Get on with the program, start using units we can actaully do math with! :P T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am sooo going to fall over when i get up tp go pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this could be funny T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: maybe T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: don't get arrested in your math lab T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: use a water bottle shanon T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and burped up bacos do NOT taste good...just so ya know T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: no they do not T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't want to drink water T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: to pee in T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pee in water? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ohhhh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: gatorade bottles work better! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: wow your even dumber drunk. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pee in the bottle...i get it now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun sighs. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ferun is mean T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kisses Ferun passionately. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he hates me like everyone else T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love you shanon T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck...i'm out of gatorade T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess i chase it with lemonade! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well then have fun crawling to the bathroom or bouncing off the walls T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i am sooo going to barf if i keep burping up bacos T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: orange juice T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bad idea to have velveeta shells n cheese with bacos for dinner T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: that sux to throw up T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've only thrown up once and that was from having 9 shots of everclear in about an hour T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bad bad bad idea T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would've kept going too but dumbass mars took the bottle from me! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i was walking the other day and a cop pulled me over and i blew a .14 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Only once... you must be young or lucky :P T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: bleh i'd rather have 9shots of absinthe in an hour. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: smart :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what does absinthe taste like T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i sooo have to beep T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: better with sugar T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: it tastes like absinthe. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Most of my throw-ups from drinking was in my teens... took a while to learn how much I could drink "safely" T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: al poisoning sux T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: alch T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: scrooling too fast T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't keep up T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: scrolling too :D T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: scrooling huh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I'll type slower... T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hush T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's fuzzy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: wiggle T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: brb i really have to pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: wiggle wiggle T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: ok everyone emote spam shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: peeee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: can you see two of em yet! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up ferun! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop being mean to me! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: dont make it so easy. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel licks Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you pick on me because you love me, i just know it! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream waves a large bright green sign reading "YES !!" T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: suuure T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm peeing T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i lied T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't walk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll hold the pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: crawl? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1 more then i will try to walk again T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's time for another T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's been however many minutes T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: use a bottle its safer. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll eep on m hand T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pee too T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: learn to aim. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my aimer is broken T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do believe i am now drunk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but not yet drunk enough to stop T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: ill be back i can make it to the bathroom T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel it's time right? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: make room for more lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i feel really sick T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh well, she's not here so i'll just drink T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: whos note there T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 6 down, 4 more to go T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: although i think i'm going to barf T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl you are stopping at 10 you had this planned or what T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone said i need dbl digits T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: then go pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gonne try again to walk T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my legs don't work right T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i went to get some string cheese and tumbled a little T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i need a segway T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i'm amazed your fingers still work. *_* T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way i am going all the way to the kitchen lol i'll never make it back T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what do oyu mean fawlty sir T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can type with my eyes closed T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone wnna help me to the pee to bathroom T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: this isa me typing with my etes ckisaed rugt now T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i mean i'm impressed she can still type pretty well. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bathroom to pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm impressed too T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's cause i'm awesome T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: there needs to be a hidden cam in shanon's room. bet it would go viral on youtube and make me big money. T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i know how to use the backspace T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: that was pretty good actually T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: vomit vids get alot of hits T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least the bathroom is right by my chair..i just have to get up and move the chair to open the door T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just...my legs are wobbly and everything is fuccy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cuzzy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuzzy T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i could litterally roll off my chair and land in mine T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sheesh T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: who wants to bet shanon wakes up tomorrow on the floor infront of the toilet? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nevah! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: think she will do some praying tonight? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will make sure shanon gets into bed T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: on the florr next to he bed, maybe T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the bed is like at my waist T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: short ass bed T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a tall bed and i'm going to barf brb T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yupp the ralph feeling gets ya to move everytime T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: so noegel what are you drinkin T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: false alarm T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just had ot pee T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ketel One sir T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: or maam T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: who me T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want pretzel balls T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i was wanting to know what everyone is drinkin T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like pretzel balls with peanut butrer T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want a cock in my mouth but yzz hates me and lies to me and wishes i were dead T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: water and coffee... 24/7 T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: akdov and gatorade T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm vodka T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol backwards land! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: nice! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whatever T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all the letters were there lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ketel One is smoothest vodka evah T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: its a word puzzle youll make millions T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now it's lemonade T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And it's not that expensive T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: alcohol makes me horny T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: me too lol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid alcohol T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: we're sharing a bed though rememeber T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: you all caused me to start drinkin im now finishin my sixth and its only been a half hour i gotta catch up T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to go around humping things now! T3/r7/2013-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my head bobbles T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: on dicks T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, yes it does T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: weed makes me super horny. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i swallow too! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: aard need a new chan the xxx chan T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i think i would barf if i swallowed a big load this time T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or any load for that matter T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want doof rbr T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: that would suck. iv had my cock barfed on.. its gross. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: food brb T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shit im on a quest only 2 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz lied to me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: hurry then dont miss shanon barfing T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dog that sessip me ffo T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and i shall do mine at this point also T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Andurien: The High Priestess of Ivar chants the phrase 'shit'. The High Priestess of Ivar's magic is blessed with the luck of Ayla! You are surrounded by The High Priestess of Ivar's force shield. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm whatever, you figure it out T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up andurien T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want food T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will rofl at what iu want T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do believe i am now officially drunk T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yay! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i has 6? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: is there a map to sendhia T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 6! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yes T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, i did? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz ignores me like a little bitch T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: where can i find said map T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: god i hate that! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: aard website T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: http://www.aardwolf.com/wiki/ T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why the fuck isn'the answeringme? he fucking sucks cock more than i do! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: IMA GONNA TEXT HIS ASS!@w T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: !TI OD T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: go for it T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: !YAKO T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i lost his number T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit find it T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm ott drunks T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: it fell off my tell-h T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i dont believe that T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he leggoed on T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i love playin with legos T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bitch won't reply T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuuucccck yzz T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i was gunna say the same thing T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to fuck my bed T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: that is one lucky bed huh T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to go to bed and fuck T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck me fuck me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon fucks nolegs T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon fucks noegel T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: you should prolly wait till she pees first T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WHEW! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think I am dybng T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ur not allowed T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: or whart??! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: shanon killing you? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: no she left me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm back! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: shes alive! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He didn't respond to me yzz hates me too :'( T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: but i have namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: he responded to me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: he just doesnt know what he is missin T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kisses St Namolloh passionately. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's probably busy with that hoe T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh melts at the thought of Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid bitch trying to steal my man! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Daaaaamn shanon T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wlel she can fucking have him! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon do you have any legos i can borrpw T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao legos? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what>? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: wow and she said she hits like a girl but i bet can back that staement up T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: legos are bad when drunk T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ima build a love boat for me and namolloh T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh shouts "I am still awesome......... seriously." Is that a bullhorn? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: namalloh flirts with me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: u have no proof T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he wants to fuck his mom T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfaooooo well when u put it like that.... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm as old as his mom T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh is so sick that he tells everyone "I gotta barf!". T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i have thousands of legos someone can just have T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz fucking sucks T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: dude i miss my legos T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: namolloh said he wanted to have sex with me in tells T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he tellsmehe love me thne txests other girls T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: two boxes and i havent touched em in like ten years T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He keeps smacking my ass T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: way to just tell my inner secrets... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then says "they texsts me first" i didn't texsts them T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: Noegel texts me XD T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ei hav pretzel balls and i like them T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: once... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do not!!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oh yea T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im glad i dont have a fone anymore aardwolf goes off enough i dnt need a fone T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh licks Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and how does that taste T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel asks St Namolloh what their sexy learning disorder is. St Namolloh sighs and says "Sexlexia". T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't open the bottle of vodks T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: spicy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is it a cork or a screw T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stoopid bottle T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: twis T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: t T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: turn counter clockwise T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have trouble with corks sometime when durnk but never a twist T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i dont know which way is that T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: to the right T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: bahahaha i can see shanon rolling around the floor fighting the bottle T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cufink bottle! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: namolloh is a peeping tom! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fucking! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: nice T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel lets out a string of curses at SexyButt Shanon that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored her. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: only when u send me DAT ASS bahaha T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there, gotits T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: if oyu get it airmail is it considered milhigh club! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: got tits? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws a pretzel ball at yzz and hits the bastard in the eye T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: got Jesus? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus is my homie T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: finger yzz T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol im in the KJV crew too T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yzz needs an mstatus for shanon?? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's a dick T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to fuck some sense into him T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes r broken T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: your eyes?? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i see bld fuzzy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dbl fuccy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ish T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sigh T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: thats alot of fuck T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: try that again haha T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: double fuzzy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck fuck T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck a duck T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ereht T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: screw a kangaroo T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ugh T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fingerbang me! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream pokes Princess Shanon in the ribs. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or somethingliketh at T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: there you got a finger T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel fingerbangs Shanon like a beast! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: woot T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuuuck yea T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: im sleepy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: these aard characters are gunna be fuckd sensless T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: go to bed shanon T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hate when yzz ifornes me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nO! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ifornes??? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz has to ansmwerme T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fucker lies T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: dont call him tonight shanon T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm knurd T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: lol its almost to being flagged she is slurring her typing T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: flag? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whta? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i used to be a bartender T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: your a vip T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want sex T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: omg hahaha no!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: miss T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm elsep T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sleepy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Im elsep too!!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can talk T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: call me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: but your typing T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel punches SlipStream in the nuts!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: nice try i prefer that i like mine small harder target to hit :) T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 0436103091 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: what is that a foreign number T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just call me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: no her sex hotline to throw people off T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not drumnk T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shanon is wasted T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can talk T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: your right your trashed T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: am too! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i had 6 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: im good to fuck T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im on nine beers gettin ready for ten T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: lol i just realized my health on here is the same as my area code T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what is your health so i can stalk you like a weirdoq T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegrl nos my # T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i do!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: 717 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i.m not dronk T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you know mine too! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i do? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i do not call people edurnk though i say dumb thigns T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes r fuzzy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hell i say dumb tihngs sober! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuzzy like a caterpillar T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: or is it more like a peach T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: the fuzzy caterpiller or peach T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what is T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: your eyes silly shanon T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: in eed sleep T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yeah well sex helps that go get some T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: room spins sooo micjs T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1 more T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: someone grab her a bucket T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hold my hair T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and a vid cam T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel holds Shanon's hair like an amaaaaazing firned" T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: curse i am so fuckin waasted T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: she admits it! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am going to barf T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: probably a good idea T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i refuse T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't get om my bed T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: legs womt reach T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: jump! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i barf T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: couch T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 2 far T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you can do it T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz hates me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: he loves oyu T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg room is mmovinf gast T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: youre going forward through time T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: maybe call poison control, dont kill yourself T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuuuuuuuuugs T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hush T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: couch! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i seelpy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well i gotta go get six more pounders ill be back T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nieght T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: good night snanon!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well i see i didnt miss much T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: what is a good level for around thirty to level T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mobdeaths 30 45 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: 30? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: but i would say oz T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: 32 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: cool what leel is oz T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: level o god T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 40 to 70 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Learning to use the help command is probably a good idea T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: sounds good thnx... no one was seriously harmed in the curse room of drinkin tonight were they T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i was T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: so fuck you dude! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: what i was just wandering T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: you need to go cuddle w someone T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: besides all i did was go get beer how did that hurt you T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: can you sell q items back to questor damnit T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: some T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: like a helm T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: you all hate me dont ya T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i love you T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: thnx is shanon ok or will the hangove be what gets her T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: she is sleepign T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and ive got legos T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: love me some legos T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i got two boxes im bring outta retirment after work tomorrow T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: fuck megablocks T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: duplos are for hussies T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream is agreeing with that Queen Bee Noegel person again... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: so are street corners T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: why does the northeast of america have to be so damn cold T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: canada T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: understood there but we should be in the 60 70 range T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit i want weather to take my sweatshirts and put em away T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im hot here T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: ye ypu are T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: you T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: noegel you probly have nice weather T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im not drunk enough i blame noegel T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: god damn its cold enough in this house the computer wont kick the fan on T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: fucking shit asss T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: fuck T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Did you all miss me? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol idk who u are T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: What the fuck man, can't you read? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I am phanku.. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: where have u been? lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Well, about that. I am not sure I can tell you that, could be against a few laws. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol shit, that sounds like you obviously had a helluva time T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I'll give you couple hints though. Think dominican republic plus lots of girls plus other possible things. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol shit, that sounds like you obviously had a helluva time T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: That is as about close to saying the truth I will ever get. What happens there stays there. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: woops T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao that is whats up T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Yes, it was very much a good time. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Very much *grins* T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: haha i need to party like that... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Got to tell you man, it rejuvenates the soul T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Best vacation I have ever had. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: how long was it? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: 4 days T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: 4 days of a different girl each night T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: booze, girls, beach, sun, T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: fuck my computer if freaking out... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: yea... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: gonna reboot it T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Fuck I wish I could go back T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Prostitution is legal in the dominionic republic. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: It is cheap also T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: too lazy T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha Afro Samurai T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: I'm ashamed of jilted, too T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: miss T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: WWJD T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha did you show him your WWJD Cora? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm alive incase anyone was wondering... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if you weren't wondering, you now know anyway T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i actually briefly worried about you this morning, yeah >_< T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i told you i would be fine! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol i was gonna ask but you ended up talking :D T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i slept on the floor by my bed for a few hours... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha didnt make quite make it to the bed? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, half on the bed, half off the bed...more standing up leaning on the bed because i couldn't get my leg up high enough to get ON the bed T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the bed is like 2' tall or something...i'm only 4'10 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hahaha i got on the futon last night where my gf was sleeping then she bitched about how comfy she was before i got on... so i went to the real bed and got to stretch out T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: around 5:30 i got IN bed rofl T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: then i had a dream that was pretty hardcore. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a gf that prefers sleeping alone? That's not a good sign. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: there isnt much hope... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i sleep alone T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unless you cound my dog and 2 stuffed animals yzz gave me lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh and my body pillow....gotta have that! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: gonna figure out a way to peace outta this place... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao Shanon, in my dream Noegel punched me in the face and i woke up T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i'm taking the kids to the park for awhile. gotta get out of the house T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe a nice sunburn will make me feel better :D T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn! I couldn't be any sexier if I tried!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: You could be sexier if you were handing me a sammich T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and with that...I'm off to the park with my daughters :) T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you and your sammich! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon tweaked Captain HR Vakieh's cheek... don't they look so adorable together? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: wow aard seems a little fuckin dead tonights T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: go kill shit ya fuck T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: lol says the slowest levler ever T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: eh fuck that i need to do daily blessing T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: at least i'm killing something ! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: That mushroom is so raw, it said the princess is in another freaking castle! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: meh i take my time nothin special bout high levels its about how much fun you have playin T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: slipstream...are you named after a song? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: or a fucking plane T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: no ive had this name for a long time T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i got this name off my olf profile i had that i forgot in v2 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: wtf is an olf profile T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: fuckin drinkin and tryin to type damnit T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: BORING T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck yeah! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: all 3at once? wow T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: thats what she said! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: nublets can handle mudding and multitasking T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i bet! lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: says the slowest leveler ever T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: nublets ive playin off and on since 05 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: brb...gotta go plug back in...or trade my wall charger for a car charger... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: see it's the "off" part that doesn't work T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: '01 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: its called a desktop T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: 01 nice T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Brb, gotta put fresh batteries in the dildo. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: this char alone has a 2003 birthdate, and thats years after I started playing, so eat that shit :p T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: its called....too lazy to reach t9 :) (in my case) T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: t9 is the start of the game T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i was thirteen when i herd about it took me too years to get it i was fifteen then T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i found aard last year or the year before T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i played aard once..meh T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well my second profile was cyber go ahead finger cyber my timeline matches T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: best mud on the block T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: yah, best mud T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Aard was a good game until it got popular and sold out. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Now I just play it ironically. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: pfft never sold out just went to v3 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i/m/p T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yeah it kinda sux T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras: go fight in your own room T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: we need a better subject T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Having gone complete apeshit, Forgotten Starphoenix compares Aardwolf to Iran and North Korea. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: never insult the mud like that and im not pickin sides T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: God forbid the T9s come out an chastise you T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i would at least see action T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you want action, belt yourself into Noegel's hotseat. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish I had a hotseat T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: rub ky in your anus T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: looks hot from here T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't have an anus T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: sure you do asshole T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do have a flagellum T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am an amoeba T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: w/e faggot T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Faggot sauce T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: On a waffle T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My ovaries have evolved T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: ur a bitch? i never knew T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: do do do do do do dooo do T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL ROFLMAO HAHA T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: your ovaries can go slip on some whore lotion and faceplant onto Gruagach's yolo swag :/ T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Swag? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: noegel do you have a cam show? i'll watch you fuck if you did T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Woman gets elected to the office of President, she will sit in the oviary office not oval T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I used to before the Norwegian Army invaded in the war of '06 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: just because shes a woman doesnt mean she gives a shit T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait what T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: crap lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: that guy i left is norsk ...bleh T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: norsk? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: so proud its stupid....and he lost at love T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: Norwegian T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: im not one to group cultures but everything ive seen about norway n the dead indians...n this guy...seems to point that way T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have not dated a norwegian dud T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i feel sorry for his dog :/ T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wtf why T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: cuz he treats it like a thing. no love. its sweet and 17 yrs old....held my hand with its paws n gave him a dirty look when i was walking out T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Man T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: im no thief but if i were id take the dog T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would have T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: hes all black with gray hair just around his eyes n mouth...looks like a little phantom :) T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: a phantom lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I take it this was recent? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: cutest lil ghostie looking dog :) and hes well behaved except with the guy...then he hides or pretends hes asleep T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: today yeah T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll tase your ex while you grab his dog T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: awesome! lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i stood up for myself n he sang the manly man song from the tv show to me T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lol grow up :p T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ???? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am so confused T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: two and a half men...the show...has a ditty "men men men men manly men" n he said i was acting like a man when i told him he was wrong about anything.. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: n sang that song in my voicemail lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh dear this guy sounds weird lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not like I should talk Im a weirdo T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: n i found a sticker...i should leave it on his car....says even with a vagina i have more balls than you do" T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: hes lost....im not a helicopter :) end of story lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, now that he's gone, it's time to jam out with your clam out! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is headbanging wildly again, care to join her? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i should see if metallica or motorhead are in town if thats the case :) lol T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just evolved a tail... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: thats your clit T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then it must be a back clit T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: ever had a man make you squirt noegel? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I squirt whenever I drink a Gatorade T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: god Grum T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's awkward at the beach T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: u fat? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 900l T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 900lbs T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: oh okey, i'm done than..i dont fuck fatties T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awesome! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You must be a ripped muscle dude with a huge penis T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: naw, just have standards T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Gru, every so often you just gotta have a fatty. :P T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To LOL YOLO Gruagach!! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach says Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'd like to think I'm in good shape T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: 900 lbs is far from good ma T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shucks! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Damn good for a moose. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmm moose T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'de like to think my dick is big... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: of course you would T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: maybe yer just a big dick :D T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just evolved a pengina T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gruagach how old are you good sir T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: 30 T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: man child, sup T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am not a man child T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My flagellum just fell off :/ T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: immature men n assholes should NOT be referred to as childlike anyway. since children arent assholes.... T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They can be, Zarra. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: theyre easier to figure out why n more in the moment i think T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This channel is boring tonight T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 3 hours till i need to go runnin T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: female flies get pregnant by eating sperm. Oh, the fun we can have with this and blondes, eh? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i think cant remember T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit misstell fuck! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: these imms these days kick ass plus the creator himself if not the him i wouldnt have slipstream they all kick ass! T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well slight bit of alch in there T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have returned, my lovelies T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gather 'round, young MUDders, for a story. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: good evening everyone T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: hiya T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hihi T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: hi juilin and noegel T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: whats going on? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mud is quiet as all shit T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: how are you? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: sunday night, people gotta work tomorrow, been procrastinating to play the mud all weekend so there's a lot of shit to get done. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you lived where I live, it would be monday morning. Think about it. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: which timezone are you in fawlty? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: pacific standard T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: pft! atlantic time is better T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: ranrr, i thought about it, what next? T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: yesterday was better. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Think abouz the ozzies. T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: tomorrow better yet. but best of all is next week wednesday T3/r7/2013-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: wow, that worked ranrr, now i'm totally in a good mood. :) T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm still alive :D T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns off curse. That SHANON is back :/ T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up! you love me T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel recites a beautiful love poem to Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: god dammit why is it so quiet T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: umm... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: the party is one the new nonoegel channel. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: on... mutter... :( T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fawlty! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I thought we were friends! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut the fuck up! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: We are, think about it... -i- was the one who told you. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love you T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shanon has left the building T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel whispers softly to SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aw scared her off oh well T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I love yzz, you love me, we're a happy family... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: With a great, big hug and a kiss from me to Brainfreezeo, won't you say you love me too! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: fuckin barney stuck in my head now thanks... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: getting rid of an earworm is easy, though T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: just repeat "penises penises penises penises penises penises" over and over in your head T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ORGY!! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now i do like me some penis!! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles her backclit. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon drools upon Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone hold my drink! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I GOT IT! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty holds drink..... for a second until he drinks it. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fawlty is kind of a jerk. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He eats kittens. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: They make good chasers, what can i say. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: -way- better than gatorade, in any case. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Kittens yummy! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a kitten on my bewbs T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am kitten on bewbs T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras rubs against SexyButt Shanon and purrs contentedly. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fat fucking whore putting me on ignore so i can't fight back! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: god i hate fat ugly people! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: *_* T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is a fat ugly person. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah but you're fun to pick on T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I lost 50lbs so I am now 850lbs T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wtf are you doing to lose so much weight?! i wanna do it too! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gorelab: Obviously you should take oto much levothryoxine! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I got the liposuction attachment for my vaccuum T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: and the horse you rode in on T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's "i was told to go to bed by yzz" in dinosaur T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what did the horse do0! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: seriously, 900 lbs? christ T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm only 600lbs! or was it 700? maybe it's 800 now T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: put your desk on a treadmill, fatty T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 700 shanon T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wassup my bitches?! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: oh noes.... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or something silly like that.. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm not one of your bitches!! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and so it begins T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: wut uuuup T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: holla! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon laffs. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric pimpslaps you! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh hush mem, you know you love me! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns Aoric into one of her honeys. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: you don't bother me so much T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: the fact that I will be able to do a curse -h 100 an hour from now and see nothing but you and Noegel though.... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Memnarch with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not our fault nobody else wants to join in! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch nods at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am turning this channel off! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Thank you! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric blushes as Nird gives him hawt smoochins! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: better than turning it on i suppose...it could be awkward if the channel got a boner or something T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hey! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: channels can't get boners! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: silly me! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They sure can! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want a boner :( T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hands you a delicious boner. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unfortunately i don't have a penis so that makes it rather "hard" T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i said hard T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel groans loudly. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Glaine! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Glaine! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine sits on his waterbed and pats the spot beside him. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits next to Glaine. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well this place is fuckin dead today! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: must be from boston T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: could be worse tho T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol gruagach T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: drink and drink and drink and fight or passout which ever comes firs T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you drink daily slip? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: try to but sometimes im forces to be mean and sober T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: forced T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LEt's fight! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: meh not sober today T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im goin to try to top shanon the other night im goin for a .15 today T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hattie giggles at SlipStream's actions. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im fifteen pounders in and tryin for 21 or 27 T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: think you're probably over .15 T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i took a three hour nap in between 8 and 12 T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: hold on gotta go get another T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: anyone got a spare 3.1 mil for a tp T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yeah dude! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mis T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: find me im in grand city pristine lake T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: at the south end T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit noegel your invis i cant see you T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sorry dude! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit noegel im at the bank ill be here 3s of questor T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I mischanned that yeah dude slip T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: was meant for brainfreezeo on ftalk T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit i cant talk to ya so dispell damnit T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well noegel its about to go to auction damnit you want it im 3s of questor T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: auction it i misplaced my money T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: noegel if you become vis come to the bank ill give you a spellup potion free T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You slap Boogiewoogie with your cock! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: eww T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream just got a face full of Shameful Dugrant's balls! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: a little satly i do say myself lol T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant gets a little overexcited and covers SlipStream in his own frosting! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i did what you see there T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: o yeah im the whore tonight huh T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant poops in SlipStream's shoes, and runs off, cackling in delight! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i work on a farm you need to do better T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Shameful Dugrant just popped out SlipStream's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from SlipStream's ears? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: save a pussy, fuck a skull... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: fuck yeah a nice skullfuck always gets it goin T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant gives a thumbs-up to SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: where'd you give me a thumbs up?! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Shameful Dugrant. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damn shanon survived the other night how was that hangove T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't have a hangover T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i slept half on the bed and half off the bed for awhile though rofl T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, i guess it's more like leaning over the bed. the bed comes up to my waist. it's a tall bed T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im passin everythin im bout to be done for the night tho im waste deep in beer T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: perfect for intercourse although it would have to be cleared by noegel T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: more like outercourse..mirite?? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: depends on how far out there you are T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: intercourse? outercourse? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: WHAT? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: outercourse, where i promise you the meat, but after you give me head i leave T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OH HELL NO! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that just isn't going to happen! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I pounce T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: suuure T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or i'd just make sure i got the meat before you got the head rofl T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, if i were single of course.... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: luckily with yzz, i don't have to choose lol T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i guess you never had a guy with the good dick, we do what we want when we want T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can have my "pie" and eat it too T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmm pie T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: a lot of women think they can control the pussy, but if you bust it open once..they learn T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you haven't seen my beautiful green eyes looking up at you (no really, i'd be looking up at you cuz i'm short, not cuz i'm on my knees lol T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, not true T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like an enormous tuna gasping for oxygen. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're a whale, not a tuna! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tuna is disgusting! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whales are cute :) T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmm whales T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rubs whale oil on Shanon's body. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OH MY! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nobody loves me T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wants an oil rub. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's cuz you're a fatty like me! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant points excitedly at nobody the dragon! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel weeps. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs cooking oil on Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fry baby, fry me goooood T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: penis goes where? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: in my rolls T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they say whale blubber is good... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls noegel in flour T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: look for the wet spot! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oooooo baby T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: I CAN TYPING T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no you can't! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pouts. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wanna get drunk :( T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid work tomorrow! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I work in 3.5 hours T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: lolwork T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: sell drugs, it is easier T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: easy is for the weak! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i nanny 4 kids. 5 yr old girl, 4 yr old boy, 3 yr old girl, 2 yr old boy T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: easy is also for those with greater alcohol tolerance T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: so your job is to take care of kids and than you come home and take care of kids? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: wow T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pretty much :) my kids are older though. 10 and 13 T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i see why you drunk so much T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: if you have two kids, can you technically have that pretitle? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course i can! this is a game T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at JunkInThe Torunkes with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes sniffs sadly at the way SexyButt Shanon is treating him. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: your dick must be at least this big to ride the ride or you'll fall out T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why are you sniffing? you were being mean to me :( T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl i actually have 3 kids, but i still have a tight pussy T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: doubtful T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: c-section FTW!! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ask yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: my wife had 2 csecs, tight pussy confirmed. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'll need proof T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well im out till a little later ill fuckin be back on please no one behave T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: torunkes just confirmed it :) T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: her tight pussy might not be tight for you =) T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: ur married to tournkes? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl no T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he wishes! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: oh i see what you did that tournkes T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: dun dun dun.. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'm irish, fuck you T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 2 fingers does not fit well T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: my aunt had...12 c-sections. Her firstborn took the traditional route, and her 14th kicked a little too hard on exactly the wrong spot and broke the pool (resulting in her death). T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i can't talk about that stuff...so find another subject so i can participate T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: thats the funniest most fucked up thing i heard yet today T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: thats all you talk about? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or i'll start whining like humbler rofl T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was induced for 3 days with my son, didn't dilate past a 4 T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: idk what any of that means, but it sounds gross T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was having contractions, but nothing else was happening. my dr joked about having a "vagina of steel". though, i'm not sure that's funny T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it wasn't made of steel. It was clearly carbon nanotubes. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when i was pregnant with my 2nd child (1st daughter) the dr told us i had an irritable uterus, my husband said "that's not all that's irritable!!" T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG i was sooo pissed off at him! I didn't talk to him for 2 days! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: sounds like you had it coming T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now of course i find it rather funny lol T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what's an IU? Is that like IBS? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sure, we will go witht that :) T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is an outrageous flirt. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: and on to the new news of the day?? T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so sad about the bombing :( T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i stand by my earlier comment... while i don't like that people got hurt, I really think that section of Boston needed a facelift T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: even if i did used to hang out in that neck of the woods on my days off :/ T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: wow its the quiet hour T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shaddafuckup T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: NO FUCK ME! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: wait what T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway, i'm off to bed with my cute little self. even the most beautiful princess needs beauty sleep :) T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream has just 'pfft'ed you! How disgusting! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: good night shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stop being so fucking vulgar! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: geez! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I CANT!!! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: All i said was dafuq T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: cant what T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well that's down right disrespectful and vulgar and dirty and omg that turns me on so much! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll see you in bed, sweet cheeks! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes ma'am! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sweet sugary 750lb ogre sheeks T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i need to play this game more :P T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you crack me up T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no really...it's true T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nobody denied it! T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: how can you T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps SlipStream. T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Vulgar thoughts are also prohibited T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: mm i liked it T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewwww T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well there goes my chance to think... T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all of my thoughts are mean and vulgar T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: drink more T3/r7/2013-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who the hell is farfel? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yes its just a wait T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: mistell damnit T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: someone slap me T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon has just smacked SlipStream into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon has just smacked SlipStream into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon has just smacked SlipStream into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how's that?! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im a fan of street corners! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: ill look for armor eq for ya T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit i hate myself T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: shit happens T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ugh wtfawk T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: nu T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: err T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: well that took longer than expected....I fingered all the female characters now for the males...... T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol really? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: what if they misschanned in the matrix T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol wtf T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fucking nerd lol T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: in the matrix there are no mischans T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: did anyone else wonder why, if they had The Matrix, everyone but two people were on dial-up? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/12/17/2/sir-your-head-is-shaped-like-a-penis-30924-1261036267-107.jpg T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im so immature T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula pounces on SexyButt Shanon, pinning her to the ground. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel throws Arugula into the pits and takes Shanon on a romantic getaway! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: oooh romantic. where to? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Golden Corral T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel winks suggestively. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG I love golden corral! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what do you two have planned? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I knew you were my favorite for a reason! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Golden Corral is amazing if you are sad and want to pig out T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: also, how much are you selling the dvds for? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love their golden buttery rolls T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz takes me to steak n shake and forces me to have a yummy strawberry banana milkshake and cheese fries T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Humbler, I will send you a picture of me eating a hamburger for 2tps T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Can't I at least come along? Do I have to be pitted and all that? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Their food is all so bad though. If I'm going to eat out, I want something nice. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes, Arugula. In the pits. STAY! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wait golden corral is a restaurant?! i thought it was a vacation island T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or he makes me go to La Roca where I get the yummiest chicken fajita ever! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You haven't had my chicken fajitas yet! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Or he cooks you fajitas at home T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns Arugula into a fajita. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: that is *not* a romantic getaway you cheapskate! what kind of girl do you think shanon is?! she has class, bahamas or better. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, or he cooks them at home. *swoon* he's too good to me T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon gives me classes on how to be abetter lover. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: fast food isn't fattening enough to push a cat overweight. We should get the mad scientists going on a homo sapiens felinicus genome. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck on the first date or GTFO! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: lol. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I did :( I used rophynol T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rohypnol yummy T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you don't like screamers, or do you just not like pain? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not a screamer or sweater T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewww sweat T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i dont put out until at least 90 days have passed since the first date T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula coughs loudly. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Arugula here. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 90 days? That's oddly specific T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: lol. 3 months. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'd lose interest if i didn't get it within the first 3 hours T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he likes to have time to lavish his new favorite concubine with gifts. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I usually don't have a time frame. IT's whenever I feel that comfortable with a guy T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or first 3 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: its a rule i set for myself, cant judge a book by its cover. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i made my son's dad wait 6 months before i let him get in my pants rofl T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the girls dad, i fucked him the first night we met T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so i've done both and really it doesn't matter. i get screwed either way T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and too many women are more interested in my body than my personality, it gets old. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you have a personality? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: dont get me wrong, i'll fuck, but not if i am dating to know someone, clouds my judgment T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you have to wait 6 months, or 90 days before you feel comfortable with sex, something is wrong. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not w sex, w knowing a persons true intentions T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Unless you are very young or inexperienced. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: you can be married to someone for years, and not figure out their true intentions. :P T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm only with yzz for his mustang or camero or bmw...whatever it is T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: if a woman told me flat out on the first date we would only fuck, i'd do it. but thby T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: they* want love and i dont want to lie or mislead them until *i* know T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and his dick. gotta have the dick or it's not worth it T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am incapable of sex T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am an amoeba T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: noegel, i can see right through you. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am an amoeba T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops miss T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do you like my flagellum T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i break out the microscope every time i'm feeling lonely, baby. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Fawlty's antics! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: who knows maybe ill change my mind if this philosophy doesnt work. but not waiting definitely didnt, so im giving this one a shot T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and tweezers T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fawlty is a beast from the east T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sounds like a good pickup line: Hi, I'm ____, and I'm worth millions. I'm also apparently attractive enough to be hit on, so I gotta ask...wanna be fuck buddies or just friends? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would find that lame T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or do you want to marry me and have my babies? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr rapidly nods twice at Queen Bee Noegel, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: dont you mean adopt my pre-own non certified kids? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nah, always give 'em that sense of no-consequences freedom. If you start out in the friend zone, you can woo her properly if you feel the vibe...but if she's just there to do something she'd regret in the morning she already knows there's a way out. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: My strategy of finding the most awesome girl in a given sample and wearing down her defenses over a few months seems to pay off pretty well. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: my strategy is to laugh at dudes with strategies, and just be a great guy. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: It's the fungal strategy T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: My strategy of sitting at home mudding and waiting for the right girl doesn't seen to work :( T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my strategy is...well, I don't have one T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: then again, one's methods always depend on where the battle is met. Pickup lines are for bars, honest charm is for singles clubs. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm just cute n funny...and fat T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Girls don't need a strategy. Just boobs. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm hideous T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: meet Strategy and Tactics. They serve me quite well. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so THAT'S what it is!! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: and fat T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's why me and shanon are PERFECT T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm fatterest! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: no im 850 lbs T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm the man! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: wow i logged in and you swithed fat noegel T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: switches T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Are you drunk again T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not allowed to drink anymore T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i dnt know T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Simple rule of thumb for knowing if a guy finds you attractive: Is he talking to you without an external reason? Then, yes. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And by attrative, I mean he wants to fuck you. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yes im drunk just to let noegel know T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Soooo if a guy is nice to you that means he wants to fuck??? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: attractive doesn't mean he wants to taste your juices or wet his willy, though. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yep. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmm just because I'm nice to a guy doesnt mean i want to fuck them though T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well lots of guys talk to me...i'm pretty sure that doesn't mean they want to fuck me rofl T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do shanon T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: why the attractiveness a good women doesnt have to be pretty she just has to deal with the stupid men do T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Right, Noegel, that's the difference between men and women. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to fuck me too but...yeah, that's besides the point T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fearlis, you confuse me with such a question T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: man with dick in hand..... fucking himself T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well, I have guy friends who are nice to me and talk to me and don't want to boink me :P T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yes, they do. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: No, they don't T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: they're gay :P T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I had to chop dicks off when I was at the academy. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and even if they wanted to, doesn't mean they will get to T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Trust me on this, your guy friends want to fuck you. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they're surely thinking about it, though. It's what fantasies are made of. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I guess being the only girl in a class of 50 dudes does things to mens minds T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i dont want to horizontal salsa i like having friends that are girls T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: ultra-gay :P T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: I just assume everybody wants to fuck me. It's much easier that way. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to fuck you! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yeah, wanting to fuck does not mean that they will. We have some self control. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: See! It works! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just don't tell yzz i said that T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Arugula is a knight T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Noegel, in that case, about 45-49 of them are thinking about fucking you. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i wont bother in this one its like tv i enjoy it T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Yzz who? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmmm men T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Arugula. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have only had sex with Napolean T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: The 3 flavored ice cream? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Makes sense, he's the only man i know of who's small enough to f an amoeba. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's the name of her magic stick. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmm Napolean knew how to wiggle me T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: In his private letters to Josephine he tells her not to bathe for three weeks before he gets home from a campaign because he wants her pussy to smell, no joke. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: omg T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: gross! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: can i vomit T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: He's Napoleon, what do you expect? :P T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel scoops vaginal yogurt into Slipstreams mouth. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Noegel, do you know the (supposed) history of the wedding bouquet? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do not know, Knave Hanslanda. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: ima puke no not really im not shanon i hold my alch T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's because girls were stinky and the flowers covered up the smell T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's the short version T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: when it was invented, bathing was unpopular. On the day of the wedding, if the bride had not recently bathed she used the bouquet to mask her BO. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I suppose that's also where "like a country flower" came from, too. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am sexy like a mountain lion in heat T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: don't forget rotting decaying teeth T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ei wasn't that mean! I didn't even look at her or say anything T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well that's a big fat mistell! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula points excitedly at SexyButt Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula laughs at SexyButt Shanon mercilessly. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Arugula was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Arugula kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: The door was broken! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so, this girl was flirting with yzz when we went on vacation. we were at the Mongolian BBQ place and every time she walked by (which was quite often even though she was stationed at the bar, she seemed to manage to come by our table quite a bit) she would smile at him. even my daughter noticed it! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i started getting irritated. i could never catch her smiling at him or even looking at him. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i kept trying to catch her smiling at him but she was always too quick T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well the last time she walked by i turned at looked at her as she was walking by and she didn't even LOOK in his direction, let alone smile at him. she turned completely away from him and looked the other direction T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't even have to say or do anything....guess i just sent out weird "stay the fuck away from my man" vibes or something T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would have pounced on Yzz to start a fight T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then I would blame it on the government T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and the gay people of the world! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and the T9's! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fucking t9s T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Except you'd have just done it knowing the end result would be you rolling around on the ground with Shanon and pulling hair, right? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: It's not a bad plan.. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG that was her plan all along! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i've hard at T-1000 you actually turn into liquid metal. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that bitch wanted me, not yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would do it by golden corrals chocolate fountain T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Wait! No. She wanted Yzz. Of cours she did T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: I've never been to a Golden Corral, despite having one 5 minutes away from work T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: I feel like I'm missing out on some Glutton's Mecca or something T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You have missed nothing. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just eat salad, fruit and sometimes mashed potatoes T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh and i will have strawberries dipped in chocolate T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Can you dip anything in chocolate? Cornbread? Shrimp? T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: can you? sure. should you? ... T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: YES! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not at the one by my house T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: well, I hate chocolate, so ... T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they only let you dip cookies, marshmallows, rice krispy treats and strawberries T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: I sense my knight level rising T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: anyway, I only went to a golden corral once, and all I think I ate was meat :p T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel strips Arugula's knighthood and sends him to the acid mines! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sometimes i get chicken but it's bone in chicken...so disgusting! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Crap. Who knew it was unknightly to comment on your knighthood T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nonsense, eating chicken off the bone is delicious T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The chicken at the golden corral in the city nearby is unnaturally juicy T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: IT's amazing. In sanantonio it is dry and nasty T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: steak is ok, but usually not cooked enough for me so they cook it longer...then it's charcoal T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula misses San Antonio T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon misses yzz T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: San Antonio is just a bunch of sprawling suburbs with a sad excuse for a river and stores T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: And way too much sun. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: remember the alamo, noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The alamo was mostly destroyed and all that remains is this tiny little building T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My aunt visited it when she came down and asked, "Is this it?" T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: yeah, i was being a smart-ass T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel destroys Fawlty's soul and removes him from flist. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: joke's on you, my soul died a long time ago. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awww T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So I can't fall in love with you then T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I only date soulful men T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, so who's coming to my bday party?! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel raises her hand. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've decided to throw myself a party since i've never had an adult party T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not missing much T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it should be fun...if nothing else, everyone can laugh at me T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: birthday parties are so overrated, it's not like birthdays matter a whole lot anyways. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Pick me! T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok arugula, you can come. i'll tell yzz i have to work or something so he doesn't come down T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Excellent.. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon snuggles up to Arugula. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula snuggles up to SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: damnit T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WTF bewitching T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: WHAT :p T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I mean whats up T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: eh, couldn't flee in time T3/r7/2013-04-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: back to face the horror ;) T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Someone give me something to do T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: oh for fuck's sake T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: sigh :p T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: jesus T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: well fuck a duck and call me samuel that was rude T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: yeah, can't retreat, can't flee T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: not at you, Noegel :p T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yay! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: a little frustrating when you keep dying just trying to get your shit T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching p T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i wish i could assist T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching: might just have to say fuggit and start over with eq T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You could go to trivia and tpspend corpse T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bewitching ( T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love it when a man asks me embarrassing questions. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i love it when a woman answers embarrassing questions T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: but most of all, i love it when curse isn't freaking quiet and I don't answer a comment made 10 minutes prior T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck fuck fuck curse is quiet T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yes it is T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: soooo.... what's the topic of the day? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: thats classified T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Station bitch today nooo T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto seems to be after Queen Bee Noegel, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better her than you, eh? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto screams in agony as he is bludgeoned by Queen Bee Noegel's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans as [Outlaw] Remarto uses that thick red cone thing somewhere behind her. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfaoooo T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel goes ooOOooOOoo at [Outlaw] Remarto. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Run! [Outlaw] Remarto just took out a {Twinlube}, while looking at your ass. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at [Outlaw] Remarto. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Back off! I am hideous! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto is startled and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: im worse T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope, I am over 900lbs T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: im a speckled twig T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: shes a BAM T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: runs away!!! Eeeeeek T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wtf is a BAM? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: Big Ass Monster T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: blond animal mother T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: BAD ASS MOFO! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: rawr T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greylore pats LucyLair on her head. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LucyLair thinks I'm a hideous beast T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: IM WORSE I TELL YOU, WORSE!!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: no i dont Noegel. U know i think ur lovely! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope you told me! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greylore: You'll be alright Noegel. Sticks and stones right? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: waaaaaaaaaat?? When?? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just now! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: never!!! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LucyLair tells you 'You are a hideous beast.' T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: wrong colour.... T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not on my screen.... T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol sneaky T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: help colorset you fool! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: swak i never said that T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greylore: Colour had to be added either way Remarto for it to appear here. :P T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My old MUD had tells in bright blue, so I set tells to that T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: I know colours T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) How rude! Queen Bee Noegel just pelted [Outlaw] Remarto with Skittles! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: eyes out skittles suspiciously T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Remarto likes anal sex.. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: who doesn't? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: o.0 T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel anal pounds [Outlaw] Remarto until his ass turns into marmalade! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: me T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: stop shaking your lemon tree lemontree T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel beams with pride at [Outlaw] Remarto. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel removes her strap-on, The Black Beast. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: hey he took my sujestion to have that as a pretitle when i was joking.... T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: At least my tree smells nice. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: atleast i know how to use mine ;) T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: screamo T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: what does fubar mean T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fucked up beyond all reason T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: recognition T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: look in the dictionary and you will see a picture of yourself T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: that was douche bahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop being so bitchy! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is furious at Shanon now! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sowwy :( T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel has her serious face on! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awwww soo cute T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cuddles SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a serious face too! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: although i get told "awwww, you're so cute when you're mad!" T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: is this the curse or lesbian channel? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Queen Bee Noegel is on her knees and SexyButt Shanon is busy moaning. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WHOA T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess that answers THAT question! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I should use shelp before doing socials I find T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You are pretty cute when you're mad. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh you hush yzz! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you haven't seen me mad T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm or have you? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I've seen smoldering. maybe not all out rage yet. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I guess I need to try harder. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure you can handle it T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway, 1 last quest then i'm really going to go afk for awhile T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: thanks ayla T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: fuck off all ye fucks T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ttalent onslaught T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch with a grin as Queen Bee Noegel is on her knees and (Overlord) Onslaught is busy moaning. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: marry me! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: no one ever tongued my taint like that T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel takes (Overlord) Onslaught in her mouth, now you see it, now you don't. WOW! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WHAT A WHORE I AM! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wakes up. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bye! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh punches Noegel in the face so hard, she... u just dont wanna know T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: a fornication on you, as well. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: no, fuck me! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol fawlty T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i find it funny how ex's can be really nice to you when they want something, then a total assmonkey once they've got what they want T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon fucks onslaught T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty cheers Shanon on! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: ok then T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: thats how you should handle all interactions shanon nice guys finish last its not just a saying its true T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shaddafuckup! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies is agreeing with that SexyButt Shanon person again... T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel yells "I am being so FUCKING nice to you right now!" at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Queen Bee Noegel was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cuddles SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm sorry, baby :( T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's ok :) T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yay T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel, marry onslaught T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's kinda cute!! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Onslaught hates me T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And I am a hideous beast T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: onslaught hates everyone...get used to it T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: disagree T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, except me. he loves me. he wants to have aardpuppies with me T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish Onslaught loved me too. :'( T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i would totally adopt one. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fawlty, I know what you do to your pets T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i make pretty puppies! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: i bet T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or kids...whatever T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: You're the one who turned one of my cats into jam, not me. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: DAMN Rhyannon!!! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: It's not my fault i ate it. After all the money i spent on kitten chow, i wasn't about to let it go to waste. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmm kitten jam T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: shit fire sucker dog!! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa :) oldschool replacement for the word fuck lol T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this is the fucking curse channel T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: fuck yeah ! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel puts a fucking fish in Remarto's mouth! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: fuck. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: that is all T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula holds a coin in front of Shanon and says, "you will fuck me..." T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you wish! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: thats why he asked :P T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula puts on a Yzz mask and says, "Hey baby, let's do it." T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon wildly nods her head at Arugula... she seems to be in total awe. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon fucks Arugula T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good fucking night! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: hello? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hi T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis blinks innocently. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not you. you go to sleep! lol T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: hola T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: fine! T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: no T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i kinda want to watch this kesha show that comes out T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: You mean ke$ha T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei THWAPS St Namolloh for being a moron. T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: yes Ke$ha /)_- T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: who the effing fuck is Keisha? T3/r7/2013-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Humbler's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: ....yay...8 qps...... T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I swore off them things many aardyears ago. They're habit-forming. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tier and you'll get a tier bonus! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: hello? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: SHHH T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kydrianthe: Hello! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: where is everyone? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: stop fucking cursing T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: don't fucking tell me what to do T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i'll fuck you up ese T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: esse? essay? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: how do i spell that? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: did you jut call me a term paper T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i did, pablo T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i dont think spics have computers yet, dont worry about it T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: that's bullshit and racist, i have a computer T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: stole it? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kydrianthe: Watch out before you get my concluding paragragh upside the head T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: bought the parts, built it T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: you arent mowing their lawn a second time T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: nope, no lawns needed to be mowed, T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i prefer au naturel T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well, okay, a little trimming T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wait what are we talking about? sexual innuendoes or racist stereotypes? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: sorry, i was speaking english..prob confused you paco T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i don't quite see the reason for your confidence LOL YOLO T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yeah he definitely no ready the english T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: white, rich, male,american.. YOLO LOL T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: hmmm, bland, stuck up, arrogant, embarrassment? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i wouldnt call you american, not without turning red at the shame T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: lolwut? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: youre embarassing yourself grua T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: isnt that the point? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well he is embarrassing other people who are in those categories T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i am a guy but i don't take pride in putting others down. i do it only when it needs to be done. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: good on you beaner T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: anyways, racists aside, anyone else bored tonight? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am racist against horny toads T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: guess not T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: ah...so the "yolo" is basically a stupid person's battlecry and mating call rolled into one. how unfortunate T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well i am not a horny toad so we are cool noegel T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Nice to see Light has lowered their standards :p T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: implying i havent been in light for 7 years..good one T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well what else do you do with standards? you keep raising them and you pull a muscle T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Implying they haven't kicked your ass out. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: implying people on a game have freedom of thought and personality outside of their guild tag T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: just have to be a racist white guy? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do not know how to react to that T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a robot T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Nice cover for your weak personality there, Gru. I gotta say, I'm surprised, you seemed like a cooler guy than you're proving yourself to be. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: sorry to disappoint :( T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i think, or at least hope, it is just a phase, once he comes out of his teens he won't feel the need to use shock to get attention T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: nah shock would be him participating in a random electroanalprobe movie T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: on to a different topic, how many people here work in the tech or engineering field? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: my last name is patel, if that gives you any idea of what i do for a living T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: I do tech support T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic laughs out loud at LOL YOLO Gruagach. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: there's someone with that surname in our graduate program too :D T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'm sure he's really good too T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I make robots dance in synchrony T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: patel is a pretty common last name, like sharma T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: she T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: lol..women cant do math, i think its illegal...good troll though T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what do you do to tech support kashra?! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic pats LOL YOLO Gruagach on his head. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I guess I work in tech _and_ engineering. Depending on definitions :P T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I seem to be doing just fine tyvm :D T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you are in academia majic? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: qps and tps make me wet T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: ranrr is the chief tech of arrow enginerring for the latter day viking tribe T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: nods humbler T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr rapidly nods twice at Forgotten Starphoenix, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: majic did you read about that grad student that found a problem with some major math thingy? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: apprently excel problem, sum'd the wrong colum or someshit T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: when did you decide? how long have you been teaching majic? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic peers intently at LOL YOLO Gruagach. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lujun: who teaches magic? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I just defended, humbler, but I've been teaching courses for 8 years now. I'll just be moving to it fulltime T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert teaches Majic to scream his name, nightly. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert cuddles Dispel Majic. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: cuthy hunny, I was faking it because I didn't want to hurt your feelings T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Hey, I'm still getting it! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic shrieks as Saint Cuthbert grabs her from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/04/18/us-global-economy-debt-herndon-idUSBRE93H0CV20130418 T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: and as for when did I decide, about halfway through grad school I decided I wanted to go for teaching rather than research. I want to research what I want to in my free time, instead of having to crank out papers just in order to get tenure. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: its economics, so i mean its not really math is it T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: does anybody want some horny toad milk T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Only if you try to calculate the mass of the crystal ball you're reading the country's economic future in :p T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: economics is math plus some faux science :P T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: not really, but some mathematicians do economics and some economists do mathematics T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: mostly game theory T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: the best math T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: statistics T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: dat money T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: heh nice catch! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: hey babe, does this look right? some haavaard jerks got it wrong T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert looks at LOL YOLO Gruagach and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wow i need to fix this pc some time soon, i keep avoiding it and now i am at the point of using a live cd to avoid the problem T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: http://gawker.com/5994999/is-the-new-york-post-edited-by-a-bigoted-drunk-who-fucks-pigs T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: doh, found out who i am T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: This in today: All media is biased, has an agenda, and lies all the time. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: FALSE FLAG T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: doesn't everyone with a sane mind have an agenda? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: thats a cyincal outlook onlife..you must be from the east coast T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: correction, everyone with a sane mind that isn't a beta? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: bro, i could explain it..but i got to get to the gym in 26 mins T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: GYM! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I gots to run in 2 hours T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: gruagach is that creepy guy that sits on one machine for hours and just stares at you T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: who needs a gym when you have everything you need to exercise with at home? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: non poorfags? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: who wants to interact with people when i can sit alone and lift milk jugs and do bodyweight squats T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: iunno, equipment isn't cheap. And one can interact with others without being a hot sweaty mess. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a hot sweaty mess even when i sleep T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: sux T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: me too... T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: turn down the ac T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol perfect match! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: sleep nude and have a fan T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: even in the winter lol well you dont get snow soooo T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: correction, turn down the heat, turn up the ac. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i dont really sweat unless im at work or working out T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'll work you out T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: nah T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im 900 lbs remember T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: or was it 950 its been a while since ive been at the truck stop T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: oh damn girl.. maybe thats why you sweat so much T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: does somebody want to toss my spaghetti T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: FSM!!! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: too late time for me to get my ass and roll T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Sorry, I'm more of a spaghattini kinda guy. T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: fsm..anyone anyone?? reddit i am disappoint T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What is FSM T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: full service massage? T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: flying spaghetti monster! T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: my god T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: who reacheth out his noodly appendage T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bow our heads to the Flying Spaghetti Monster... let us pray T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: I saw a pest control company with the slogan 'let us spray' T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: that is disgusting T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i make'em squirt, idk about spray T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it better be pesticide aimed at the pests that they spray T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love my spaghetti T3/r7/2013-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Suck my ovaries, dude T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: so is "butt" okay on roleplay? or was it just the fucking part? want clarification. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ok T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ok T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fucking im assume T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: also the part of fucking pigs lol T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: well, i was wondering if it was a problem when i sniffed remarto's butt, or just when we got to the swine fornication. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh well fawlty T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: my days of being a racist giant are over T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: wtb some fuckin doubles up in this bitch! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kashra: yisss T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: YES! I think I'm the first chick here that can got humbler to ignore them. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was a little mean to him though T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Makala: impressive T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: eh your prob the first on his ignore list T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He was being sooo emo T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just couldnt handle it T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto slaps Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: owww T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps Remarto with a tasty fish. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: nothing wrong with emo T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: like kut kut emo or everything bad happens to me type emo? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Everything bad happens to me emo. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: bleh T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yep T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: no offense, but I find people that complain about everything and never alpha up to be highly annoying. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: in case anyone is wondering, since noegel is not going to really show any decency in respecting my privacy, i told her why i started using this game, which was because i am bereaving and i use it as a distraction T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and you should be ashamed of yourselves for jumping on the bandwagon T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: bereave in private. No one here needs drama. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It wouldn't be bad if he didn't bereave with every woman I know here. I just so happened to tolerate it for 2 days T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: kiz did i give you drama? you insulted me and i cannot let you know what a tool you are being? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Insult? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i told her because she asked T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i told her many times that i'd prefer to talk about something happy and to distract myself T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Because you kept sobbing in tells jeebus T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: kicks back and watches the show T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto forces a gag into Slyzora's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too bad everytime I brought up a happy subject it turned into how horribly sad your life it T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: if you WANT me to insult you, I can. I never meant an insult by it, just sharing my feelings on the matter. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto turns on some music and hits the ground, breakdancing crazily. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what matter kizactrin? you didn't even know what happened and you concluded that i don't alpha up and that i am annoying T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: is this an episode of one tree hill??? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel grabs [Outlaw] Remarto and begin to tango passionately, they can surely cut a rug. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: correction, I said I hate it when people don't alpha up and complain about everything. I never tagged a name to it. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i love jesus T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: random T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: jesus shaves T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shanon has been off for a while hmm T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: fucking let loose T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: namolloh shut your god damn motard mouth T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: hahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: you got a problem with that?!? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: say it to my face! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: why dont we start some more mud drama i mean life doesnt have enough already T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would knock your motard ass to the ground before you could wrap your mouth around a navy dick T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is a meanie poo face. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin looks uneasy as a "weeewoooweeewooo" sound comes over everyones senses, the drama police are coming! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: well you are talking shit to my possible future are wife *snickers cant keep a straight face* so im going to punch you in the ovaries T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: 1 point to Queen T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: what is a future are wife? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was wondering too, Kizactrin! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: nothing i cant type... T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: aarrrhh. Pirate wife T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a pirate, T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: suppose to say aard but i tripped out... T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: check out that booty! Arrr! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He wants to marry a drama chick T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Either elaisse or lyrikai T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i want to not have this headache T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Queen Bee Noegel just popped out St Namolloh's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from St Namolloh's ears? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ur a guy? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: with a double dildo a woman can do anything! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: cus it definitely say 'his' there T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: does it say im a guy??? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: (Curse) You pop out St Namolloh's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: Noegel JUST POPPED OUT YOUR EYEBALL AND IS HAVING his WAY WITH YOUR SKULL!!! Hmm.. do you hear something leaking? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: says his yo T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Does anybody want to give me a hug :( T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh hugs Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not from you T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you're mean to me and cause drama T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: and your cock made the power go out T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ok where's elaisse lol T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: she wouldnt have this channel on T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: waaaaay too vulgar lol T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: its too vulgarbahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: isn't namaloh your feiend? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yep T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: namollohs my bud T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: wow i thought ylu were enemys (: T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: really? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: oh yeah T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: no we swore an oath to always be MUDbuds lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol some people think i hate brainfreezeo too T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im just kind of a bitch to the people i love T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seurax: bum bum willy tits bottom fanny bumclouds. Just testing. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Silence your mouth, Seurax, before I fill it with the moldy cocks of the elderly. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is mean. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seurax: How do you know the elderly people's cocks are moldy, Noegel, have you been inspecting them? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Indeed I have. I am a medical doctor of elderly wankers. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A wankologist, if you may. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: why the fuck would the guys responsible for the Boston marathon bombing hijack a car and then let the driver of that car go alive!?! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: need double!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grissom: u aint getting it T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: i know :( T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: you can get double nose. bro. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: i hate waiting for UPS T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: does anyone here play yu-gi-oh or any other trading card games? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: i did play it but don't got it anymore :( T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I run a sea serpent deck, what did you run? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am looking to get the cards for a prophecy/spellbook deck though. I'm in love with the possible combos they could use T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: i realy can't remember but it was like 12 years back, the game was like 500megs on pc T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: what dragon combos you got? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I don't run dragons, in fact I parted with my red eyes for some prophecy cards. And a spellbook card. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: immaturity at its finest. i giggle when people ask for wang T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: "Who the fuck has been sticking their weiner in the peanut butter?" T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: "Look, I don't want to turn this into some kind of a cock measuring contest. But unfortunately, that's exactly what it calls for." T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a large penis. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Dildos don't count T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh. Oops. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have no penis. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seurax: I have a y-shaped penis, which branch should I be measuring? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Measure the stem and both bases, and add it all up, IMO. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lord Dragontail: wait...you mean it doesn't start as two and then merge into one? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The branch that is closet to your belly button (from the hole) T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: cut one branch off and ducttape it to the other T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seurax: I really thought there should be some legislation that clarifies penis measurement for those of us who have more... gemoetrically intricate... genitalia T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Kleindicks unite. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Kilodicks. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Rolls off the tongue. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Badumtish. :/ T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Rolls off your mom's tongue. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Ohhh, too late, dude. Nice try though. :( T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmmm Klondike cock T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Like the ice cream bar? T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: MmmmMmMM T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Oh. T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: indeed T3/r7/2013-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam nods. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seurax: anyone want some of my man-custard? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no one wants what you have to offer seurax T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seurax: This makes me very sad. I will keep my man-custard to myself then. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: 420!!! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: whats everyone smoking today? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: fucking shit T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: The competition. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam shows off his wicked biceps. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh pulls out his bong 'I win' lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth tells his 300$/hr escort to roll one up for him. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: no me ! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: guess that what we call a 'high roller'? lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Dice) (Curse) Hanslanda rolls 1 dice with 5000 sides each - total dice roll is 258. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Dice) (Curse) Humbler rolls 100 dice with 100 sides each - total dice roll is 4943. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: So.. Fuck. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: can't....too far away T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: whats up everyone? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Me T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what are you up to yzz? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love cheerios!! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: not fucking! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Yzz with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ah blue balls? sucks T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: past blue. past purple. they're black and withered. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wow, have you considered a hooker? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz feeds Shanon cheerios. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: or porn? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: No hookers for me. Just delays until I can get back to the one that makes it all better T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i guess it is you, your sock, and your hand until then T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You left out erotic phone calls! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: why use a sock when you can use tissues? Much more clean than using a sock. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I mean.. nothing. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i just come into my fleshlight T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats disgusting T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just cum in my panties... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: and next time i go to use it i want it warm anyway so i clean it then.. win win T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: been thinking of getting one of those. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz just cums in my mouth! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: cumming in your panties... gross... what if you find someone who wants to eat you out? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's true. That's been known to happen.. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i shower! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i cum in my panties because HE makes me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and if it is in public/semipublic? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh I get her going in Walmarts, wherever. It's big fun. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: meanie! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: may I join in? >:3 T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Mmm... No. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: xD T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i think yzz is just playing coy T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: silly boy, shanon is for yzz T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, until he dumps me for some hot skinny blonde T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: maybe holding out for the right offer XD T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Are you calling me a fish, Humbler? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: boy? >:( T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not Koi yzz, coy, shy T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Like I could get a hot skinny blo... I mean.. never baby. I'd never think of it. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ganesha: fuck a duck T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have an 18 yr old after me ROFL T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats certainly the spirit ganesha! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: indeed, fuck a duck T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he makes me laugh! he's trying soooooo hard to get in my pants T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you never look, how are you going to find new ideas to delightfully torture her with? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wait... why?! what did the duck do? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I remember being 18. I would jack off multiple times within hours. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yeah. he's going to wind up missing this weekend too. Wait and see. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: because i will just walk away and not look back T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he doesn't want to risk that T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I was a bag of hormones and testosterone x.x T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's true. Shanon has he whipped. It's likely the only time I'll ever admit it. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: me even T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Confession's over. Fuck you all. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz coughs loudly. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no! keep talking T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: we want to hear more T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I think Shannon should make you admit it every time before sex >:P T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! i should! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yeah, a listener called in wanting to know if Shanon really does have a mouth like a sailor? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: this... is a horrible idea. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i think he should say it every morning, and night when he wakes up and before going to sleep T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: so he doesn't forget xP T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and it's not even the sex that keeps him coming back! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Like the followers of Darken Rahl? I kneel down and profess it 3 times a day? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: next comes the whips... then the ropes... then the ballgags.... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: maybe make it part of the greeting "hello, i am whipped" xP T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: darken rahl where have i heard that before? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it can't be the sex....we only see each other once every 3 weeks for about 1.5 days T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Dortmund, Halls of the Damned, and one other place I forget. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: just teasing you yzz, cant say ive been lucky to be in love so i am not sure if thats what you got, but if it is good luck and congratulations T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: the real questionis, are those 1.5 days filled with sex? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i guess i should...umm...go now T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Darken Rahl is the major antagonist in the Sword of Truth book series. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hides her face T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: ^_^ T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: never read it, is it a good series? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they're a new couple, of course their days are gonna be filled with sex! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's true. I love the stupid stubborn woman. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: NEW couple? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not all sex though! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: sounds like the couch for you, Yzz, T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we cook and clean and go to the park with the kids.... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: 1.5 days isnt exactly a relationship yet T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: it's more like 2.5 per visit. But yeah. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: once youve slept for a few months, THEN you can call it a relationship, or if pregnant a wedding T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Scattered, sadly. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if you come down thursday night it's 2.5 but usually you leave early on friday T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm thirsty :( T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: drink me! Oh, wait. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: she just got out of a divorce so I don't think her gals are ready to call him Daddy yet. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they do really like him though :) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: oh, i didnt know their ages T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: probably more than me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wait is this one of those creepy older couples who are grandparents? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Shanon just likes me for my car T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, milf mania. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do love that bmw/camaro/mustang/whateverthefuckitis! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Shanon could be a grandma by now! *ducks* T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true....brandon might've knocked up his gf by now rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: so yeah, over 50 you shouldnt be talking dirty in public its not natural T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not over 50! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Nowhere near 50. Have no fear T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be 38 in 4 weeks T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: 70?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats even sicker, 70 year olds talking dirty in public T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 3 weeks 5 days to be exact T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the little blue miracle works for all legal ages T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sometimes a little TOO well... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: On a totally unrelated topic, is it socially acceptable to giftwrap your penis for a birthday present? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: depends, whose birthday? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mine! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: under 18 or over 50, gross T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: criminal T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yes. It's not socially acceptable to give it to her when all the other guests are there. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz points excitedly at SexyButt Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sure the neighbors are going to try to get my drunk if i'm alone on my bday weekend lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: get ME* T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Thank you Hanslanda. That was my next question T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: though if my wrinkled old man penis scares the 18 year old off, maybe it will have been a good idea T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you will also want to make sure you hide it really well, too. Don't want curious mischief-makers to discover it by mistake. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You've done this before, haven't you? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: even have it on video. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Where is this video? You know, for instructional purposes? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's safely not on the Internet (that's how you know I'm telling the truth, by the way.) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's 59 and sunny....yet i'm freezing to freakin' death! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i should probably be wearing "real clothes" i guess but....meh! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky kisses Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Snooky is BACK! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: No, no.. you should be sending me pictures of you instead. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no! you'll laugh at me again T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tank top, shorts, flip flops T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: When have I ever laughed at you being half naked? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you laugh at me when I'm completely naked! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Only when drunk and eating cheerios. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: are you eating the cheerios dry or with milk ? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dry...out of his hand T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: thank god T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently like a horse/cow/drunk person T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't remember it though T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm surprised i didn't try stuffing my head in the cheerio box! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Well.. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uh oh T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i did, didn't i? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear SexyButt Shanon has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: They were strong drinks, after all T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Hello? Two kings? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: weirdest place iv woken up drunk is sitting in a kitchen cubboard id pulled out T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i almost always make it to bed T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm not playing this game T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hells no T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I once woke up in a total strangers house. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't drink alone usually T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: iv woke up on my neibhors couch once T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i only drink with my ex husband and yzz. both have made sure i make it to bed mostly safely :) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: drank, not drink T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Because I got so drunk and I got lost on the way home and it was cold. So while black out drunk I kicked in a random persons door and slept at their house. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: i woke up on some pipes behind a club T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Good thing he wasnt home, he had a closet full of guns. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i get pretty horny and aggressive when i'm drunk lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: not anymore ....yoink T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: define "safely" T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz and i started drinking with me in bed already....so i was safe :) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the ex...well, i was usually alone at my desk and him at his desk. so for the most part, i got to bed safely. i didn't break any bones or anything T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i haven't met a woman where alcahol didnt work like panty remover. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tequila and everclear kick my ass T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can handle vodka and rum (for the most part lol) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: alcohol+women=.. =... oh no.. bail! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww, but i'm fun when i'm drunk T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: sure you are T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hell, i'm fun when i'm not drunk T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Shanon, you havent even touched your dinner? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal pats SexyButt Shanon on her head. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? how did you know i haven't cooked yet?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg are you stalking me?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: I find pretty much anyone annoying drunk nowadays T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Snooky = Seth! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I knew it! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: snooky can't be seth! seth is getting a tattoo right now T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I hate tattoos T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least that's what he told me... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Or so he says! It's all his cover. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: snooky wouldn't try climbing in my window to come talk to me T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: If you have a neck tattoo, you smell like poo poo ta-ta to me. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I bet he would if you gave him the chance. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: So did you dump Yizz yet? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: would you try to climb in my window to talk to me snooky? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Snooky did. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: No... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I would use a ladder. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm getting dumped? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not that i'm aware of T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh good. Does this count as needing make up sex? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, i need to go cook dinner T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only if the make up sex is good T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It is me T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nuff said T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: so no T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cheez is good T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: for a white guy... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: There's only one bunny though T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 4 in 1.5 hours T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Shanon's going afk. Now this is where I answer the real saucy questions about her.. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is Shanon in love with me???? :3 T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler watches tumbleweed roll by. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what the fuck you guys, why is everyone so quiet? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel causes the tumbleweed to burst into flames! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Netsex on spouse. Leave me be. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I mean.. nothing T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lies, all lies! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: spouse i can't believe you told them that! now they know we fuck on spouse chan T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what about the rest of you? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: YAY! humbler ignored me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am having netsex with shano T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: WOOT! ORGY! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: invite Kojiro to be the camaraman and you've got a sextape you can sell PPV rights to. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: The truth can't be on camera. The truth wouldn't like that. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz winks at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the truth hurts! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we'll hide the truth! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Ooo... good one T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Noegel blesses Snooky with some helmet. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Snooky grants Noegel a protein pill! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, help me come up with an online drinking game i can play with yzz (or anyone else who wants to play...i'm fine with that if he is) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Online drinking game?? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: something we can play with him being there and me being here T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: i still think every mischat. But Shanon would be passed out in about 12 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Yzz was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you got any nipple rings? Could play ring toss with them. Every time he gets one snagged, you take a drink; every time he misses, he takes one. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: oh, wait, you said online, not inline. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: my nipples are 6 inches long T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: mmmmmmmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg mine are like 9" long T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: JEALOUS! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: mmmmmmmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: we can have nipple fights T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Have you put it inside of yzzs peehole T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or get cold and have sword fights! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will stop now ewwww T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nasty! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: dualwielding swordfights, awesome! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: You know how I know your gay? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: You met him in a gay bar? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Nope, his dick tastes like SHIT! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel groans loudly. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I'm gonna pretend that groan was a moan. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am actually a man. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I am actually a man too. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel :'( T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was hoping you were a female so we could elope! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel dashes to the nearest chapel to elope with her imaginary friend. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well me becoming a female is easier than you think. KORRIDEL WHERE ARE YOU? I need the reverse Chaz Bono. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: So.. I just got into trouble for insinuating that Shanon could possibly be mistaken for a speedbump while walking down the road. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I get mistaken for a speedhump and she is shorter than me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i like speed humps T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts moaning. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: can I speedhump you? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ACK! noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What?!?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no moaning at me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I always moan at you :( T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: didn't you see ftalk? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was afk for a while T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am left in the dark. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: As usual! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mischanned on ftalk T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: (Friend) Shanon: 'everytime someone moans my name, i'll take a shot'' T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But what does it have to do with moaning!!! GrRRRRrr T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oh T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: woops T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Forgive me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i haven't started drinking yet though so it doesn't count rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Phew T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You probably shouldnt have cut and paste that on curse, though T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we're trying to figure out a way to play some sort of drinking game on aard T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody pays any attention to me anyway rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Between her mischatting it and a clannie spreading it all over gclan, she's gotten a moan or two T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least 20!! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 22 with the ones you did rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: probably more but i lost track T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sweet T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: sex! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, time to get this drinking started! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Talrk: .=\ T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Drinking, you say? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do, i do! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: But first I want to know who the sexiest person on curse is T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Talrk: Probably me. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the moaning doesn't count now...it's something else :) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know but moaning to you is a reflex T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I know that feeling T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: guess who is coming to my home city in may. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: no, I killed him as an infant. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Yzz here. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: close, his brother T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: killed him too. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: can anyone guess who my favorite guy on aard is?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: snooky T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not jesus's brother T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: keep trying. Guess. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: hint, I live in oregon. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, keep trying T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Noegel? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I don't really know if it's Yzz. Seems like every time you talk about him it involves the use of his sexparts. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: keep guessing. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: WOOT!! I WIN! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: hint- he is the buddhist monk known as his holiness. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: damn you all, guess. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummmmm my boyfriend?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're boyfriend? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: WRONG. Guess. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel's boyfriend? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I dont have one! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: the llama? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: he is chaste. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's Gary Glitter. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: noegel's girlfriend! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Fawlty almost has it. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel looks at SexyButt Shanon and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: The dolly llama? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: the dahlia llama. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I want a llama dolly T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the doughy llama? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: close enough I guess. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be your dolly :D T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the doh! llama? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: the dopey lamer? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I have a shanon dolly. Even better T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the dancing circumloquatic debater? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Imma get tickets to see him, for someone who is practically a hermit, it would be a great honor to at the very least see him, let alone touch him or speak to him, should that occur. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: You should try to get the dalai lama to play aardwolf, kiz. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Quick! I need an aard player that rhymes with "mannen" T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't do it! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a trick! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz forces a gag into SexyButt Shanon's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they'll never say it T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I can't beleive that I get to at least have a glimps of him over countless peoples heads. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: rhymes with mammen? How about Bannon? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm a little concerned about how many people you had to try to finger to come up with that. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: just one. It wasn't a lucky guess, either. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww, i never get fingered :( T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wanna be fingered too! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel tries to wear an 'I FINGERED SexyButt Shanon BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT!', but is too inexperienced. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yeah! obama looks and sounds immigrant, his fault! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: oop@w T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Sucks though, The Buddhist Monk known as His Holiness wanted us to have learned our lesson about war from the 20th century, but we seem even more torn by war and shit than ever before. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: werent you guys talking about fingering people? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: We were T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wtf kiz! stop changing the topic T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: He's delusional if he thinks people will ever stop having wars. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: my topic was first, now go and be humble. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you first! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: NEVAR! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: forever! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: SHUT IT! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love cock T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wait... what the hell? who were we fingering?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: aren't his people fighting against the chinese, anyway? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hey Noegel? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: If you could sleep in any aardite's bed, who would you pick? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: correction, the chinese are currently occupying tibet. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yzz wants to know for research reasons T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is Chinaman a derogatory term? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: pretty much, yeah. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK ME! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: alright. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: when T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then why is Englishman not? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: depends, does he make china? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh god that's gross! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that was meant for spouse T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Legit question I had grr T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: The same reason i can call a white person cracker, and it's not an issue, but i can't use the 'n' word to describe a person of african descent. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What if the black dude is from jamaica T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: englishman isnt offensive because those crumpet eating, tea drinking, pip pip cheerio greeting bastards deserve it T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: you, ma'am, asked for it, without a name tagged to it. I merely accepted the invitation. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's why I prefer black over african american T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm offended! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: probably not by itself, but "a chinaman's chance" is a phrase that means "if you think the guy might die, get someone you don't care about to do it". It came from rockblasting for the transcontinental railroad. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love going rock blasting T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I'll blast your rocks, baby! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I love Noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I learned that lesson alongside Bruce Lee, when he was on the boat coming to America. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i was under the impression that black people in jamaica were imported, not sure though ^_^ T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon why did yzz say Noegel? on curse and then not say anything like a bitch? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and a male in which i can not mention! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK ME!! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no they are home grown fawlty T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I have only one thing to say to someone of another race. "Hey bro!" T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: yeah, i think that's the case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaicans_of_African_ancestry T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But they are not african americans T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: which makes says people of african descent still accurate. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not anymore, at least T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yzz did say something noegel, you never responded to him T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i didn't say african americans. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: he brew! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am so confused I'm gonna go choke on my .40 T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: brb like never! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: uhh... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I don't see what people have against other races, but I think that we are all the same, just like all breeds of cats or dogs or horses are the same. So what if we have different colors or features, we are HUMANS. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Some cats and dogs are worth more than others T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: oh, i see... Noegel gets pwnt and runs afk. coward. :P T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty drops his pants and rudely moons Queen Bee Noegel! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love you Fawlty T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: are you crazy kiz! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: who else do you love? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: worth and cost are an illusion. Do you really think you own the earth under you? Well, it'll be there long after all humans pass on. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who's the sexiest ogre on aard?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck! nooooooooooo! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh shanon is sooo sexxxy T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Everyone say they love shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they make dna tests to determine how much neandertal and denisovian dna you've got. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Kiz: not if we blow it up. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was just kidding Kizactrin T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: the dna is merely a reflection of individuality. You don't have the exact dna as I do, but we are both humans. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was just trying to sound really racist T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: Noegel isn't a human, tho, she's an amoeba. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm an ogre! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: kiz noegel feels better putting others down. dont you want noegel to feel better? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: blow up the moon? We have the technology, the time is now. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm a Yzz T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: true, but if my people came before your people then it's a matter of dibs. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and we have layers so deal with it T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you cant say your own name! that's cheating T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Dude. If you guys are going to fucking talk on the goddamn fucking curse channel, would you mind fucking actually cursing? You fucks. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: my people called shotgun T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Fine. I'm a fucking Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you i am fucking cursing fuckwad T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, *I* am fucking yzz T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Fuck your fucking shit, fuck. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ewwww T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you want to confess a fetish everybody? make cuthbert feel welcome. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Hans, again, after all humans pass on, and I know we are bound to wipe ourself out, the earth will not change. It may be scarred, but it was scarred at other points of history and prehistory too. Your lawyer can talk circles around me, most likely, but how long will your lawyer do so? He'll grow old and die, or get killed in an accident, etc. Then his words are merely words, neh? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: I don't mean that, baby. You know that. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: 2 girls 1 curse channel T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert flirts with SexyButt Shanon, hmmm wonder what she wants? *wink* T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon flirts with herself, wonder what she is trying to accomplish? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seriously noegel, a gust of wind?! you're like 900 lbs!! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: random and gratuitous use of fuck when you're not Shanon means time travel is possible, so we're gonna send you back to your proper era of retardedness. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Seriously? Retardedness? Dude, weak. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why is shanon immune to fuck? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am over 500 lbs T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I did the nutrisystem diet T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: enough already! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: she cant be *that* ugly T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sooo going to be wasted at the rate we are going rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: <---------- spouse is that way. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: just keep in mind, the universe existed for billions, possibly trillions, of years before the first thumbed ape climbed down from a tree and started to walk. Everything that exists will exist well past the "rule of humanity" T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm almost certain we were just kidding about anything we said, Kizactrin T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Calm it down T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am calm, I am just passionate :3 T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: noegel kiz is teasing you. relax T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert slaps Kizactrin. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Silence humbler! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: try it noegel T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: trillions? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Nobody silences me T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler forces a gag into Queen Bee Noegel's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh I thought you were level 111 T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody silences me either damnit! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grandiloquence? :( LarcenouS. Fawlty panegyric laissez-faire MiSnOmEr Yzz? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what'd i miss? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: far as I know, nobody says the universe is older than 17ish billion years with a straight face. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and how long will those faces exist? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well except someone when he stuffs his cock in my mouth T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Never know though, Hanslanda... maybe in the future people will laugh at us and call us silly for thinking the universe was that young. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that usually silences me but only because i was taught not to talk with my mouth full T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am from the future... ooOoooOOoo T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: The current estimation is 13.7 billion years iirc T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you should not talk about what we do in private shanon T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pukes on Humbler. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: not so long ago, considering the timeframes involved, humans would have either laughed at you or burned you if you said the world is round. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol you wish! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I'm from the past. What'd I miss during my travels to now? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: exactly. it never happened. thats what we agreed. thats how secrets work. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: People has known the world is round for as long as we have had boats, probably at least 40k years. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even if it were in my mouth, i could still talk. the manners i learned were IF YOUR MOUTH IS FULL...don't talk. you wouldn't fill my mouth and i have a small mouth! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And it was documented in writing 2k years ago. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: by who? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am sure boats have been around longer than the science involved in understanding geography that involved anything more than "this my land, that your land." T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: The greek dude who did the math... maybe pythagoras? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it was me T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: He calculated how big the earth was with pretty good accuracy. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no wait! it wasnt me T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and the ridicule he suffered along the way, Ranrr? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: how intense was that? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: we will never know T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: SHUT UP! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Whoa. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Men can measure the earth down to millimeters but nobody knows the proper way to measure a peepee T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: ancient greece actually generally venerated its scholars, except sappho. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: The ridicule was from the church.... T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: shanon, i already apologized for the bruising. next time relax T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon laffs at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ha ha T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and in such timeframes, which was more dominant, the churches and "religions" or one mans calculations? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: sex! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I do. Press the ruler against the pubic bone (that's the little nub right above the base of the penis that the pubic hair points to if you let it grow out) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: sex is always more dominant T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: He faced ridicule nonetheless, like the ridicule you gave me, over something we most likely will never be able to prove. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can barely see straight rofl T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: he was ridiculed for his the earth is round videos T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: then alcohol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I don't think he was ridiculed for that. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: fml i can keep up and type correctly on my phone. sorry for trying T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: every scientist or philosopher that revolutionised thinking has been laughed at, and perhaps even burned, depending on the era. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: that's not even remotely true, kiz. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: cant keep up T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: laughed at at the least. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: one was even crucified. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was crucified yesterday T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's hard to play Aard when your hands are so tied up T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: how do you crucify an amoeba? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tie me up! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Didn't you go to school, Hanslanda, PSHHH T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: with cement. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: can an amoeba even think? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: bic was burned by the very lighter he invented T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I tried to crucify myself, but no matter how many ways I tried, I couldn't get in that third nail. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: There's a whole section on religious crucifixion in biology T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whatever you do, don't say his name! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Beetlejuice? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going afk to pee and make another drink T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: voldemort! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, his name T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: BEETLEJUICE! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz is mean to mew T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: rumpastiltskin? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ack! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: jesus walks into a hotel carrying two boards and three nails, turns to the innkeeper and says, "hey man, can you put me up for the night?" T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pouts. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol fawlty T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm not mean to you T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wasn't talking to you, Yzz!!! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is mean. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You said "Yzz is mean to mew" T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: noegel has a crush on yzz shanon watch out! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Someone stole my keyboard T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm baaaAAAAaaack T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: damn! fun is over T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: back again! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Say it isn't so T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bet you didn't even know i left! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone say my name...hurry! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh shanon baby T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wow. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: my name...hurry T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: skankahol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i said MY name,not YOUR name T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'm going to have my client replace your name with Skankahol...it'll be fun T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i already have it replacing your pretitle with OverSexedSuperMidget :P T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: over sexed?! there's no such thing! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: but then that's actually kind of a compliment T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Super midget!!! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds fun! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noegel say his name T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Mufasa! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oooo say it again T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Mufassssa! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do believe i'm getting towards the drunk stage T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just licked cheerios out of the bowl instead of putting my hand in the bowl to get some out T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I remember that stage. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only...i face planted first T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz remembers his hand being used as a feeding trough. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: too funny T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And that's only because you couldn't fit your head in the box. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't really try to put my head in the box T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you need to stop buying the single-serve kiddy boxes for her T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...did i? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he said i could be mistaken for a speedbump :( T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Yzz was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cuddles SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Well, you're short. And bumpy.. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll rub your speedbumps baby T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Noegel meant me! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i barf, it'll be messy! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: shanon, are you recycling that speedbump joke again T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: HOLY FUCK THAT HURTS! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon bursts into tears. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just bit my fucking finger trying to eat a cheerio! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Told you I was big. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh, wait.. what are we talking about? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i still have 5 days to prepare for that thank goodness T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yucj T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yuck too T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: screwdriver cheerio burps are bad T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: EW! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hard liquor burps are bad period T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sooo going to be toast T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: just wait until the pickled pig knuckles come back up. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck! bit my finger again! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn cheerios have it out for me or something T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why are you eating cheerios one at a time lol T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Your food is biting back? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't want to spill them! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: she's teasing Y--err, You Know Who. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no she isnt. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww i love you hans! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you saved me :) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Someone caught on, methinks T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why didn't he finish spelling out Yzz? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bitch! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and someone else didnt T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WHAHAAAAAT?!!?! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel X T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel :X T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wuv you :) T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon shares her cheerios with Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Why did you lick them all first though? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: speaking of which, I wouldn't go exploring that cave. There's a hungry denizon in there defending its turf. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i licked them? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't feel so good T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK! i'm giving up these damn cheerios :( T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel nuzzles Shanon's wittle fingers. T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i bit my finger AGAIN, then when i said "ouch" i bit my lip! T3/r7/2013-04-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn, that's a bad day! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws cheerios at yzz T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz catches them in his mouth. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What a pro! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz flexes his muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah, he just showed you what's up T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda impresses everyone by intercepting one on his clenis. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud at Hanslanda. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewww T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want a clenis T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: quick hanslanda! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cheerios are my friend now T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you are up! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my nose tingles T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I feel oddly heartened by that T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: make it stop T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Yzz kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: better? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm all kinds of winning today. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Next, I'll cure cancer. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to pee but i'm not sure i can make it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: dump the cheerios out and use the bowl. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hell no! cheerios are my friend T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: well, that's why I said to dump them out first. Nobody likes having their cheerios peed in. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love noegel T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yay! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but then they wouldn't have a home T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OUCH! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, fyi...do NOT try eating cheerios off a desk with your mouth T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it hurts when you smack your face on the desk T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently the desk was closer than i thought T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I swear I'm not laughing at you. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: so you mean "fyi, don't palsy faceplant a desk" T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: been there, done that. Had to stop because the children were fast learners. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz grins evilly at Hanslanda. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: whats wrong with your hands? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i tried it to confirm, shanon is right! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: that sounds like an eating disorder to me T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my tingle noses so i was rumming it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel raises an eyebrow at SexyButt Shanon's weird actions. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: i tend to smack into things when i'm rumming it too. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nose tingled T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rubbing :D T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least i didnt bite my finger again! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: my hands were busy launching eggs with the spoon catapult I constructed. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: as I said, I had to stop because the kids were fast learners. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: But you can't shoot a lion with an elephant gun. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Everything I need to know I learned from Saturday morning TV T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why would i shoot a lion? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: crap! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: self defense? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok now my nose is starting to piss me off! it's tingly and won't stop T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: may want to pose that question to Richard Parker. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you getting a whiskey nose? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i don't have whiskers on my nose, why? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: or have you just been laughing too much? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm drunking alcohol T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: drunking? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: do it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not done yet! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who loves me? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: your parents? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Is this a trap? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, they hate me :( T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: It probably yzz T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: the accountants at the liquor company! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: thanks! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: next you'll acutoin my wuv! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: auction too :D T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon falls over T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: too drunk to strip? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't say his name! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Noegel abandoned you, Shanon T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can't do that! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i kidnapped noegel T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: if anyone asks, i was here the whole time T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Did you gag her too? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: get your stories straight or you are next T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's not big enough to gag anyone! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Daaaaaamn T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's really hot in here T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: damn these silk ropes, she keeps slipping out T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in amazement as Humbler ties Queen Bee Noegel with a satin rope. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you letting him flirt with you again?! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dumbass, he's poison! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can't stop him! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: boys are evil! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a boy. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a peepee. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: let me see it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll show you mine if you show me yours T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: its true. but its not hers T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fine! I don't have one! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shows her Tunnel of Doom. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Why are there cobwebs in there? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: its not really a tunnel of doom T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nobody likes a 900lb ogre T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Er amoeba T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: those are *wet* cobwebs. she likes satln T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pukes. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: satin* T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: sheesh, it was just a typo T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: a 900 pound amoeba? That's one big cell T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My flagellum is sooo long. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: say his name! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: nah, she is just humble T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: shes actually quite cute T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Would you like to hold my flagellum, Yzz? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You don't have a picture of me, Humbler! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I bet you have some serious riboflavin deposits too T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon! Yzz is talking dirty to me! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: remember that star trek episode with the amoeba as big as a planet? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My cytoplasm is leaking T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i do not fawlty T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: No thanks. I'm a one flagellum kind of guy. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if anyone can guess what i'm thinking about, i'll drink a shot T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: the truth? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: duck T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: dick* T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyone else? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: your nose. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: pie! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: damn, now i want some pie. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww fawlty, ur cute! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: thursday! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: SEX!! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'll drink one anyway because DICK is part of it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not my fault....'mdrinking T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes won't focus T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone just say my name please so i cna get over with T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hee hee.. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes are broken T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: SHANON T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: again T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: SHANON T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: S H A N O N T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: holy fuck! i just finished 4 screwdribes T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: screwdrivers too T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: get better at dice rolls then! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sooo not going to make it to bed T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuuuugh T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yzz! oh, wait. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: just went to the facebook aardwolf sight. There a fucking nice collection of diversity here. Fucking good times. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish I was on there :( T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They don't believe I really am an amoeeba T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i tried to upload a picture. Not sure it worked though. I suck. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Need to email it to the admin I believe it is rumour T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But don't take my word on that T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: oh? Well I posted something. Not a big deal. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like chatting on the phone while dancing on a stripper pole like the girls in this commercial. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: multitasking! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck yea dude!!! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what commercial? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Some sexy phone chat service T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: link? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol it was on TV T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i wonder if you get better cell reception because of the pole? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: 1800OLDGIRL T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ewwwww T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wwwwwwww T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wwww *gasp* wwwww T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: old girl is called granny. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My amoeba body has evolved ovaries! Sweet! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: gilfs T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ginlfs! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: heh, 1-800-YES-GILF T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmm grandpas I loove to fuck T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: boobs T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i'll be your granddaddy any day noegel T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: "Fun has no age limit" T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol you're not old enough T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I need at least a 55 year difference T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: sure it does. its called a heart attack T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: "Fun has no age cap*" T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it totally should T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and noegel, ill be however old you want me to be you naughty woman T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ... -_o T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: aaaaahhh T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: lmao T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you set yourself up for that. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: im not apologizing to the gilf maniac! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: would you say, assumed the postion? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I need to go running soon! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Boooo T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love you :) T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel dashes to the nearest chapel to elope with her imaginary friend. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: gimme 5 dollars! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Come to recall and I will give you 5gps T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: and a handy T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel casts 'Burning Hands!' T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: that was an epic salad T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It was not an epic salad. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nothing man-made can be truly EPIC. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it was an epic soup T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: by my word it was! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: your word isnt worth its weight in anything T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I remember having this amazing wedge salad at a restaurant in Dallas. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Now, I don't like salad usually, but that thing was amazing. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: er... man doesn't make vegetables, they grow. Also, I put it together, I didn't make it in any way other than that. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: do you? maybe it was wedge soup? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel murders Humbler. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler giggles. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: that tickled T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: can't people write epic poetry? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: your mother was epic. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Silence, Fawlty! I just looked up the actual definition of the word and realized I failed! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not unless they sip epic soup while writing it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am going to bed, because after eating that epic monstrousity of a salad, I am tired x_x T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: anyone have any last words? >:P T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it was soup! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: thats what she said. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Long days and pleasnt nights to you, Sir Kizactrin. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: gnight all! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i hope your salad gives you indigestion, unless you agree it was soup T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: So, what's the definition of salad (and soup)? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: soup is delicious T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing: "a green salad". T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: salad is covered in pesticides, manure, or germs T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Soup is what I'm going to turn Humbler to in a minute. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: those arent optional btw T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Salads can be warm, though. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you cant sip me silly bee T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what kind of animal warms a sal?! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And salads can contain other stuff besides vegetables. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: salad* T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Just as soup. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: soup is cooked T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no manure or pesticides, and not dirt T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: My vegetables contain none of those things... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not to mention you can eat soup while driving T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you think your veggies grew in space? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I ate my own placenta when I was driving once. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Only difference I can see is that soup is wetter. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmm wetter T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i piss on one lettuce field a day, so odds are your salad got splashed T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: No, Humbler, but I know how to wash them. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I soak my vegetables in bleach T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You pee manure? Or pesticides? See a doctor. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i soak them in 7M hydochloric acid T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no, my pee *is* the pesticide T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: highly caustic T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: corrodes the fences T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and kills pests deader than ever before T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr pats Humbler on his head. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: its a side job, a mans got to pay the bills T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: in the winter i pee weddlng proposals on the snow for lucky couples. sort of like cloud writing but cheaper T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: im the guy you call for affordable solutions to real problems T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and imaginary ones too. as long as pee can solve it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: how the hell did i get to peeing on people for therapy from epic salads!? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This monologue is weird T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i blame noegel T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: im glad all the voices agree, its unanimous. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: whats good, people? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Humbler is sending my wife tells. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Humbler I don't trust you. You have to let me smell your dick now. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wow T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: snooky why did you drag noegel into your bullshit? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Humbler why did you harass my wife to the point that she had to ignore you? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: whatever stupid fantasy you have, dont pull other people into it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i said hello T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well stop creeping around aard like you are gonna find god's match for you on ChristianMingle.com T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: she is unbalanced if hello is harrassment T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wtf is wrong with you? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ChristianMingle what the fuck lol T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: You staked her out like how a wolf stalks it's prey. We all know what you are here to do Humbler. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Please leave my name out of this. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or I will do some mean ass mischans again T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you ask to smell my dick, you accuse me of being a child molester on tells, you tell me noegel told you?! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Please refer to above comment. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps Humbler. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: noegel did you tell snooky what he is claiming? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: sounds like a bad case of harassment... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I never said she said that, I implied that she said that you scope out every player who happens to have female in their sex slot. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats some serious shit to accuse someone about T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a slot. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I guess you two aren't going to be on each other's friends list. :( T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: did you say that noegel? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I never called you one. But I did say that your behavior sounds like one. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I already told you what I said. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: noegel, is what snooky said true? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Leave me out of this. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: God dammit. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or God blessed.... who knows? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wtf? just yes or no T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You can refer to the tell I sent you for your answer. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Humbler it's not that big of a deal man. Just tone it back a bit. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: did you say what he qouted or not noegel? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i dont want people lying T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: People lie. It's the curse of humanity. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Just answer the question Bee. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: so you lied in tell? or snooky did right now on curse? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I lied then. There. Or I didn't. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Try to meet women in a more natural setting Humbler. Just remember that "no means no". You gotta respect the women. You can't go around being like Peppy LePuex T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Peppy LePuex is a player. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wtf dude i wasnt trying to meet your wife T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: her pretitle was in italian, i thought she might speak it, so i said hello. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it had nothing to do m gender T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Yeah and then he said I have issues and that my wife isnt really my wife and that she is fair game pretty much. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wtf?! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: The "italian" thing pretty much sealed the deal that you were on some creepy game. Like Chris Hansen with dateling NBC type shit. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not at all. i said 1. she is your game wife, 2. i wasnt flirting 3. dont let every person who talks to lyrikai make you feel threatened T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I wasnt threatened. And how would you know if I was married to her or not? That is a wild assumption to make. But then again you assume that every female character is an actual female. Preferably teenage in your case maybe. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a nice penis. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you used the term wife, and i just pointed out it is a game T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Can I smell it Noegel? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel reveals a beautiful weewee! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Listen Humbler just go easy on the ladies is all I am saying. You'll meet someone someday. You seem like a nice guy, you just come off all wrong when you try to force your way into a woman's mind and mouth like that. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not your fault snooky, clearly noegel told you one thing and me another T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You know what? I did. There. Can you please shut the fuck up now? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Ah so this is Noegel's fauly as usual. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nobody cares. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: To be honest neither one of you will let me smell your dicks. So I find it hard to be trusting. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: I care. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I already said you can smell it! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cuddles Shake the Lemontree. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: You can't spread lies about people. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well bring it over her to breathing distance then! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: You can spread nasty truths, sure. But nasty lies? That's wrong. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel begins the tasteful art of TeaBagging. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky smells Noegels dick. It smells like the Old Country Buffet. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Dafuq? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Humbler, let me smell your dick. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think he is either AFK or writing a clever response! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: history T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: miss T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i think i just died but i didnt lose any of my eq or inv in my corpse T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: at least i dont have to go on a CR lol T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: that's weird T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you didnt have any melt-death items? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: maybe your wimpy kicked in? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i have no idea. it said that i just died. let me read it again tho lol T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ya no a mob killed me for sure. i was in the recovery area and i checked owned to see where i was gonna have to go and it said i had all my stuff. trippy T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ah you woke at the morgue? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: prob lost your keys, possible some goal items T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: places where it's really hard to get CRs are flagged as morgue rooms, and that's how they work, you don't even have to get stuff from corpse like you do with clan morgues T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: anyone watched Hemlock Grove on netfix? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuuuuugh!! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Good morning Shanon T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Tell us all about your night. And I will tell you about mine. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i got drunk and passed out T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that pretty much sums it up T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: in case you are waiting for snooky to respond, finger shows him banned T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: That must have been some night he had! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: who knows. i just let shanon know he wasnt ignoring her T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soft and Silke: Gotta love the trashy people next door. Fighting in the street again. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: verbal? physical? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: worldstarthiphop! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I used to have neighbors like that. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soft and Silke: verbal ATM... we cheer on the boyfriend when it gets physical, though. The woman's a bitch! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: One time we found their three-year-old playing in the street alone. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: So we knocked on the door and they looked at her and went "How'd you get out?!" and took her inside and closed the door. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Sexual. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: It kind of was. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: What?! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: did i miss something? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soft and Silke: they throw their trsh bags off their balcony every week on garbage day... sometimes ends up withtheir garbage scattered all over the damned street. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what was lemon saying sexual to? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Me. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i am missing the joke? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Yes. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: please explain T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you were talking about taking a 3yr old back home T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Well I was telling a story about a 3-year-old. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Then Lemontree went "Sexual." T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: And I said "It kind of was." T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: ...wait a minute, that's not funny at all. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ?! did you call cps and 911? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I think I missed the joke. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: We called the cops, I don't think they did anything about it though. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: they were abusing the child? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Not like it was the first time we called the cops on them. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soft and Silke: the cops seldom do much. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: its ridiculous when police ignore domestic abuse or child abuse T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Yeah... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: It'sa horrible will people cheer on sexual abuse. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: fights in a bar or dangerous neighborhoods, people can avoid. what is a kid supposed to do if the police wont step in? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: He's supposed to sit there and enjoy it. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: They're supposed to grow up and become terrible parents. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: At 13. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Or 12. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Something like that. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: are there credible statistics on how many children grow up in those conditions? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: by definition there couldn't be... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there's an anti-incest app for smartphones so you can check whether that hot chick giving you the eyes is related or not. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: How many generations does it go back? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: You're missing the main detail there, Hans - it's from Iceland, where the population is extremely small and you're highly likely to meet someone you're related to very closely (1-2 degrees of family tree) on the street. That's also just a side-effect of the app, which is designed for tracking geneology. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: So banging your cousin was a big problem in Iceland before this app came out? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it goes all the way back to the 9th century. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: small gene pool T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: don't know that I'd call it a "problem", as long as she's hot }:> T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Ask any icelander - they'll say that almost anyone has had one of those moments at a family gathering, where they see that one night stand froma couple of years ago. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: That...is hilarious. If I ever meet someone from Iceland my first questions is gonna be "So, ever bang your cousin?" T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: also patronymic system T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I wonder what the divorce rate is there? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Patronym...like you take your father's name? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no idea who they are related to. lastnames change *every* generation T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and very common too T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Iceland is not _that_ small. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yes atoam T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: small gene pool. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Not as small as a lot of small US cities... oh wait, that's right. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: its a problem that they want to avoid T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: probably exists in other places but they dont care yet T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: the children grew up and decided find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of pussy instead T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel groans loudly. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How many, Elchanan>? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: im still collecting data ? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: looking for volunteers T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My pussy has been replaced with a chalupa. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: That must be confusing for you. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: careful hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fucking haagen daaz commercial wtf why are they having orgasms saying capuccino? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: fuckin ice cream... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: cold fettish?... you should put some hot fudge on it first them youll really be in for a fuckin treat T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What if it burns my pearl T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if it does, the ice cream will help T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the reason why burns hurt so much is because of the delay in applying a sufficient heat-exchanger (ie, ice), a delay usually caused by having to go running off to a firstaid station or because it wasn't stocked properly. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can I pour mercury on my poon nanni or is that ill-advised? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: ask your doctor T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He laughed and thought I was kidding :( T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's too close to the super-absorbant anus. You'd likely poison yourself like that one guy who stuffed a handful of thermometers up his ass (and then tried to hide the fact when he got caught by sitting on them, causing them to lacerate his rectum) T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: OMG why would you do that? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: stuffing random objects up there, or sitting down on them? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mostly the bright idea of stuffing fragile mercury containers up there... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the guy had an insertion fetish. Had he not panicked and caused them to break, he probably would've been satisfied with nobody the wiser. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: makes you wonder how sanitary a doctor's office really is, huh? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: mercury thermometers & sphygmomanometers are not used in the UK any more T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: anyways, I've seen worse. Somehow, some guy managed to get a large metal can of corn all the way inside. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: haven't you seen goatse.cx? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I don't remember, but it's probably too tame compared to what else I've seen since then. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ow a can of corn.... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wouldn't put that in my poon let alone the ass T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then again, call me prude T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: prude T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: what the fuck did i miss...... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and not a small one, and corn cans aren't exactly small to begin with. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: why are we putting corn in our bums? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: To make friends with the peanuts, of course! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: we're daring each other to outgross us. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: thankfully we haven't gotten to the vomit-eating yet. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: so a few years back some buddies and I went to a party T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: one of my friends got pretty trashed and hooked up with a chick in one of the rooms T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you all got drunk and fucked each other up the ass with a broomstick T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: no one exactly knew what happened between the two of them T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: in the morning we decided to go to mcdonalds for some breakfast T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: that was a Harry Potter movie T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: this friend of mine ordered his standard sausage mcmuffin T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: we sat down at our table and started eating, he took a bite was chewing then went in for a second bite.... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: his fingers were covered in dried chunky blood... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: that is when we noticed the dried blood in his mustache.... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: ahh... ttotm story :P T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: or perhaps he REALLY didn't know how to properly eat pussy. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: LOL T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maybe he gave a new meaning to carpet muncher T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: got a little violent udner dem sheets T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I think I got a name for that, too. Shark attack. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it just occurred to me that sex from the perspective of the man in the boat is really, REALLY funny. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: dancing fuckin teddy bears T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: wait, they are dacing and fucking T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: we need a comma somewhere, i'm so confused T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: interperate as you please T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: are you dacing, are the bears dacing..who's fucking?? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: that salad last night was so epic, I am still full ^_^ T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it was soup! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: that combination of cucumber, red cabbage, iceberg and romaine letuce, spinache, and green beans, with toffee almons and raspberry vinagerette was so epic x.x T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: sounds like a fart waiting to happen T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: sounds like a great soup indeed kiz T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I feel sorry that I didn't wait until today to eat it x.x T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: put it together myself too. My first time making a salad. I am not dissapoint. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: if you keep using the s-word so help me tod kiz! so help me tod! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: do it bish >:o T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it is soup or nothing at all. and after these transgressions i have half a mind to even say "no soup for you!" T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: old meme is old. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler yells "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" to Kizactrin. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin slaps Humbler and exclaims, "KEEP YOUR SOUP! I HAVE SALAD! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: starwars wise, I think it is funny that the Sith live by passion, while the jedi seem to prefer being rigid, dispassionate, and somewhat cold hearted. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: one would think it would be the opposite. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: in a lot of my ministories thus far, only some of the "villains" are drivin by passion, and all of my heroes live passionately. My villains are the cold hearted ones, while the heroes take every opportunity to fight with zeal, etc. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: does this make me at all as a mirror to george lucas' character developments? T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: by mirror, I meant the opposite, not the same, as mirrors reveal the opposite in terms of direction and situation. T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: the acid falls from the bears nostrils making lolly pop dreams and hallucinogenic frogs dance the dance of feverish rhyme giving way to the songs of the leaves that wrap around the hippies mind..... T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: in other words.....that damn tree hugger ate a couple blacks and is humping a padington bear T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: toad sucker! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: creative i like it T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: wow what a coincedence i haev a rocket in my pants T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lies! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: hahahaha T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck off! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: fuck on! T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's dinosaur of "good night lovely people of aard" T3/r7/2013-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: "How many dicks?" 37. "In a row?" T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: so it turns out I will not be getting a ticket to see the Buddhist Monk known as His Holyness. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am so pissed. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: the tickets sold out within a night, and I may have gotten one if it weren't for the fact that the boston crap was going on and was filling every news channel with bullshit, instead of my local news channels remaining local and giving the information for this event on time x.x T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: you do have access to the internet, yes? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: you do have access to the internet, yes? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: hm.. oops T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Artist performances are not news. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: access that doesn't give me an up to date feed on local events. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and he is not an artist, he is practically a messiah. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: think about what he would want you to do. accept that the world has other plans for you, and invest your money in goodness. :) T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: you are aware of this thing called an "internet search" T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: yes? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: A preacher is an artist. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: onslaught, internet searches only work if you know what you are looking for. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and ranrr, he is not a preacher. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: and you didn't know you wanted a ticket to see the Buddhist Monk known as His Holyness? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I didn't even know he would be in town, onslaught. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well some fan YOU are T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and I didn't know, because the news stations in portland were focusing on the shit in boston. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: when Justin Bieber comes to town you better believe I know about it no matter what crazy asshole bombs what city! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: People that like an artist so much they want to see him live keep track of his tournament schedule. It's not news. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Onslaught, he is not justin bieber, now is he? you don't see 14 y/o girls squeeling about the dalai llama coming to town, now do you? And Ranrr, I had always beleived that he would never even come to my town. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: does he not have a facebook page? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Do I use facebook? No. I view it as a pile of shit, same as twitter. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I don't use it either, but I bet His Holyness does T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I find it quite amusing that you are getting angry over not seeing a Buddhist advocate :-P T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: The news is still not yiour todo list. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: you will never reach Nirvana if this is your goto reaction to disappointment T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: if you actually give a shit T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: follow him on facebook T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am not a buddhist though, I had just thought it would be epic to meet him. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: it's not rocket science T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Onslaught, yet again, I do not use facebook. I do not enjoy giving my personal information out on the interwebs so that people who have no business knowing my name, profession, relationship issue, or even creed being able to look at it with a point and a click. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Create a facebook account using fake into T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Because nobody ever made a facebook with a fake email addy and name T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: and use it to follow His Holyness T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I do not use facebook. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Is it Holyness, or Holiness? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: hit fuckallness T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and I won't ever use facebook. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: and as I said I don't either T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: except to stalk Justin Bieber of course T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: and Salma Hayek T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: qeueue the screaming fangirls. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: because clearly that isn't the fucking point T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and again, he is not an artist, he is a world leader, and you'd think they would announce a world leader coming to town, just the same as they do every other world leader. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I would think an adult is capable of gathering such information for themselves T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Does Buddhism have an RSS feed? You would think that in their quest for enlightenment they would stop and set up some sort of automatically updating web system T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: information can only be gathered when one knows that the information exists. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and I doubt he has a facebook page, not one of his own anyways. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: edumacate yourself T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: again, he is a world leader, not justin beaver. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Also, the Dalai Lama is the world leader of Tibet, and I don't believe that country is recognised by any other country at all T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: which was an example, if he's a world leader I am sure information on his schedule exists somewhere on the internet T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: vakieh, he may be in exile, but he still claims the right to his country, even if it is being occupied by the chinese. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Except that country does not exist by any official measure, occupied or not T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Perhaps you should apply to lead the DL's PR team, having such an intimate knowledge of what 'should T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: only because the chinese flip out every time it is mentioned. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: 'should' happen T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: And yet, reasons or not, Tibet does not exist as a recognised entity T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and we all know that china has every other country pussywhipped through economics. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: if not firepower. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: You seem rather volatile... perhaps you shoul try Buddhism to calm yourself down. I know this one guy who is really into Buddhism, but you might not get to meet him unless you use Facebook. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am calm, and I am not a buddhist, sorry if my words seem to be too much for you to handle. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: you don't sound sorry T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: umadbro? You so mad. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: only I know what I sound like right now. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I turned on your webcam just now, and you sound PISSED T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: - no response. Your memery and trolling has no value in the word. Also, what webcam? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: purely out of curiosity i did a search on the website for portlan's main newspaper, and there was an article about this in there on November 15th, 2012. you should have used the newspaper. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: oh snap no yoo didn't! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I don't subscribe to any news papers. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Memes by their very nature hold value in communication, reducing what would be lengthy discussions into simple, shortened interactions - such as umadbro T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Thats what she said. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: So, let's get this straight... you don't read the news, and you are angry you missed news? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well shit.. apparently if the talking heads don't tell Kizactrin everything he wanna know when he watches them on TV, SOMEONE is gonna be in trouble T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I see your problem in here somewhere T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am angry because the news CHANNELS were showing bullshit on boston and not showing shit close to home, like local news channels should. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Who are you to tell the news channels what they should be reporting? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: write them a strongly-worded letter T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: who are you to tell me what I should think or beleive? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Being sure to remain calm T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: fuck calm T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: The Dalai Lama - didn't you know? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I had this spare ticket to see me to give you, but apparently you are not a Buddhist. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Oh you. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Exactly, me! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: this is a video from nbc news, which has an affiliat in boston from October, 2012 about this trip to the US: http://dalailama.com/webcasts/post/258-ann-curry-of-nbc-news-interviews-his-holiness-the-dalai-lama T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: oops, which has an affiliat in Portland, getting my cities mixed up. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I have this emotional need... I don't know how to explain it... but people that I dislike... will you marry me Valkieh? >:P T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: The Dalai Lama is not your fetish, sorry T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: n-no... b-b-but you are :O T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am not actually mad, more dissapointed that I do not get to go. Who wouldn't want to see him if he came to their town? The chinese aside? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I'd feel the same if any other legendary people visited, and I didn't get to go. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and my major beef with the news stations is that they were focusing on negative things, and not local things. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well maybe if they'd had some negative local shit to focus on... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: you should write them a letter. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: just make sure it's a negative letter T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: xD T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Why can't people focus on positive things though? Why does everything "exciting" have to come from a negative standpoint? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: because that is what people pay attention to T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Do you prefer happy movies where nothing bad happens? News channels are selling to the same people as the movie theatres. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: but wouldn't that indicate that humanity on the whole is a negative? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: but listen to your story about the dalai lama, even that's negative. the chinese army rolled though his homeland and took over. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Being entertained by the negative does not make one negative T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: it's not even about being entertained so much as what gets our attention T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Entertainment is attention getting... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: since survival depends on paying attention to negative information T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: but Fawlty, he was reknown even before the chinese started occupying. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: That's what makes it entertaining T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: that is what we look at T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: the world is a mix of good, and bad because it's about the world, which is a mix of good and bad. a news channel that only reported good news couldn't depict reality. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: not to mention a news channel which ignored bad news would get people killed T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: That said, have someone cure cancer, and watch the news channels light up with the story T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: what? We haven't invented chemotherapy yet? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: that isn't a cure T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: my upstairs neighbor wouldn't agree with you. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: and I think we all know what happened last time a guy cured cancer... Will Smith ended up fighting zombie/vampires all over NYC T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: XD T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin exclaims- "IT IS SALAD TIME!" And runs to the kitchen! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: would any of you consider me a traitor if I played another MUD part time? :o T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I guess that means no one cares whatever the hell I do. I like this. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: why is it so fucking quiet? its been like 30 min since anything came up on any of my channels. is it like this evey morning? i guess its monday.Wtf T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barzo: its 3 pm here T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: its a ghost town on here T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barzo: woohoo another graduate T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: it is quiet... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: shit im falling asleep lol T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: u know that feeling when you die and ur like 'ah shit what a waste' yeah kinda like that T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: fuck this... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: the Boston bombing IS an example of pro-abortion sentiment, however. If mom had aborted those two assholes, it would have happened. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: miss :p T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: a round of abortions on me doctor T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: I FUCKING LOVE PIE T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: abortions for all. shots of fetus' T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: geez you guys will joke about anything T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no need to get snippy, dude. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: it's Dead Baby Joke Hour! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: fuck off, I'll snip what I like, it's curse channel T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: so what's worse than ten dead babies stapled to a tree? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: get me my coat hanger and meet me in the alley. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: one dead baby stapled to ten trees! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: wakka wakka wakka T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: classic onslaught. nice T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught bows deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: what's worse than 100 dead babies in a trash can? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what what T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: there's a live one at the bottom T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: what's worse than that?? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: he ate his way out T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: what was the book in the '80's that had a whole chapter og dead baby jokes? those were great jokes. i cant recall any at the moment T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: what's worse than that? He went back for seconds T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: dunno about 80's, but here's a book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Dead-Baby-Jokes-ebook/dp/B004Z9AUZC T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what's worse than that? It started singing "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: the cover is horrible! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: what is funnier than a dead baby? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and you wanna know what's even worse than that? Your spouse came running out of the house yelling something about saving your kid. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: haha. thats not it though but it looks like a page turner. better than the twilight series T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: a dead baby in a clown costume! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: oh god how some dead babies woulda made Twilight soooo much better T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: did I save him in proper tupperware Hanslanda? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught sniggers quietly to himself, reflecting over an amusing thought. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: did you burp him? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: hah.. that's pretty good T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: im on my phone othrrwise id google deadbaby jokes T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: no worries, I already did T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: How do you save a drowning baby? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: sweet T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: ? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: stuff it down the drain T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Harpoon. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: how T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: how did the dead baby cross the road? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: it was stapled to the chicken. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thunderous Norton: stapled to the chicken ? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: oooh you! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: harpoon = clown pussy. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I don't know if that makes sense T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thunderous Norton: why did the hedgehog cross the road ? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thunderous Norton: to prove to his girlfriend that he had guts. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's where the trail of coins led. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught p T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: wow i just figured harpoon backwards is No Oprah T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught :P T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well duh, you never watched Oprah? Harpo productions... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: So what is red and is creeping up your leg? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: the abortion tube? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i knew harpo was oprah T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: an abortion with homesickness T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: close Colori T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I think you seen these before :( T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: i think i have T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: that was the best one so far T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I'm a particular fan of the stapled to 10 trees one T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: both have pretty good visuals T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught nods. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: wait T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: what sick fuck would be visualizing this crap?? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a Dead Body Man, for one. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i mean one baby... in ten pieces ..and stapled to trees. hahaha what kind of trees? in a park? the possibilities are endless T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: shit I can change my align to whatever I want T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: oh fucking shit T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: miss AGAIN T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat nods. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: so how do you make a dead baby float? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: how? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: glass of root beer and 2 scoops of baby T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: or alternatively: take your foot off its head T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: but I like the other one more T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: that a good one to tell children. The ones that werent aborted that is. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i dont know why we cant have this same discussion on the newbie channel? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: newbie equals dead baby T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I don't disagree T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: NO pone agrees with that argument, but it's a good one to make if red herring is a favorite dish T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: godfuckingdamnit T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: hm? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: 508 luck atm T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: but all kind of misschans T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why is the curse channel quiet? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You decide the only way to have some quiet is to gag Humbler. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: cause your momma is busy T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: fuck if i know T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler ties you firmly with a satin rope. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats the spirit redrain. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: are people busy, bored, or afk? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I'm all three T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: I need to train. On humblers mom! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ha failboat. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: that was good T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're not gonna get any better punching that bag. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: yeah i'm mew but theres usually something going on on this channel. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: penisdickcuntfuckassshittitsclitsandmonkeyshits T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: new. fuckin andriod typing. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Lies, or that would have said 'ducking'. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh yeah remember to turn off noexp to lvl T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: you guys might get this.. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: I had a joke about necrophelia but fuck it its dead T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel coughs loudly. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: pfft Noegel already proved she doesnt have a sense of humor T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: aww cmon tell us! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how did the robber get in the house? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel groans at the sight of Humbler. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How shanon!! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: intruder window! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: he had a key! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what SexyButt Shanon did. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls her eyes, disgusted. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a 13 yr old told me that joke rofl T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not my fault if it sucks! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm still blaming you. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: id tell you a gay joke but fuck it T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the 13 yr old had an excuse T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you blame me for everything! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: butt* fuck it T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And I'm usually right! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: #MissedOportunity T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: am not! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yeah lothar! what cheez said T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: it is a play on words T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what play?! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Exactly, but in text you have to make the distinction that you can't from sounds :P T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yup T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that Helperful Cheezburger person again... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: woot! cheez got me to 91 T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: it is read the same way, i cant make people decipher T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: So, in text you'd type "butt" not "but", as the joke is lost without the textual liason T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cheezburger went to Comedy College, he knows what he's talking about. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: First rule of CC, get a real degree. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i copied off cheez's notes, its now i passed T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: how* T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: someone asks: Why is it that when a guy go and have lots of sex with girls, he is considered T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: a badass T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: but when a girl has sex with a bunch of guys she is considered a slut T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: person b: well when a key opens severl locks its considered a master key T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just the way society is T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: because guys have to try more? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: but when a bunch of key opens a single lock its considered a shitty lock T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i fuck on the first date! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon cheers and sings... she is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I don't even bother with dating T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: you shouldnt T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: its a waste of time T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: uhhh, would have been better: the guy who has sex w many girls must be a badass, the girl who has sex with many guys must have a great ass T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: 1-800-get-fuck T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody wants to fuck me anyway so when i do find someone who does...I'm jump right on it! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: elchanan i told you not to give out my number! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn you! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shannon squeals with Delight as Elchanan Sniggles her! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you guys are jinxes T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey! There will be NO sniggling here! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah! no sniggling me! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz tirelessly tries to Sniggle himself... he must need wuvvin! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan is licking his lips with a stupid look on his face; is he going to masturbate? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon fucks yzz senseless T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i had 3 percent streak w noegel in 15 casts, now 50 casts can get 3 more T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmm wait, he's already senseless T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i miss having sex 5+ times a night :( T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me too! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: yzz got me 92! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I what now? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: if i ever get married i want a wife that lets me stick it in while shes sleeping ... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't all women do that? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: just get a real doll T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: DO all women do that? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i hear that can actually be considered rape T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan sniffs sadly. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Are you surprised by that? Scary. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It is rape if the woman is a bad sport about it and complains to the coppers lol T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't think i'd have a problem with it... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: depends on whether she presses charges T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: me neither shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: laugh T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think it would be rather exciting! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: are you listening yzz?!?! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pay attention boy! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i would just claim we both fell asleep naked after sex and i was still asleep ... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Like hell.. I know better than to touch you or move the blankets when you're asleep. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: this has trap written all over it. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain giggles at Yzz's actions. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Applecorn: It's a tarp! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't hurt you.... T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!" T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: It's not rape if you agree on it beforehand T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Applecorn: shhhh, go back to sleep. i'm not done yet. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh no, he wants me awake....nobody likes a dead fuck T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well...most people don't anyway T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Applecorn: >.< lol T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yeah, I might actually have to do some of the work. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no doubt! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: naw just stick it in and pass back out T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: baby, i want you on top mmmkay? T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know what that means! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And yet, you've never complained. T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, i can tease you better that way :D T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: keep you on edge for hours!! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: bein a felon aint illegal lol T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: wtf T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: quote from this show monica has on T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good fucking night! T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or good night for fucking...whatever T3/r7/2013-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: either way, i'm going to bed T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat is trying to give himself a rim job. Sorry trying out emote on channels. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: it worked T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you do realize that you can test on gt and then nobody can see it. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: gt? T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: gtell T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: thanks T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: group talk T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fack T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Fuck is the worst word that you can say, don't say fuck, fuck no T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lol i said fack u said fuck T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: kamatela T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: woohoo bonus tp T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maurykeen: I just had a "stare blankly at screen" moment when I tried to "keep" my jerkin to make sure I wouldn't sell it accidentally :/ T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: Kung Fu Hustle FTW! T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: Shaolin Soccer is better, IMO T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: it was a good one but i think hustle just has sentimental value to me lol T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: but i love steven chow movies T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: It's oh so quiet.. and peaceful. then I realized Snooky was gone. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: So what happened? T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh worships Snooky. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: to snooky? T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: Snooky no longer exists. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: unfortunately :( T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: Yea, but did he piss off the imms or something? T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: pretty much lol T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: god im bored as fuck... T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: hah T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: i was there yesteday T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmao i remember :P T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: you remember me being bored? T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: now no one from my flist are on >.< T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: maybe a smoke break and i think of something lol T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: why the fuck those lazy ass physicians hasn't still discovered free energy? i need my year off T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: physicians don't work with energy, they work with body parts (aka doctors) T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: chinese japanese. same thing T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: I think the right word is practitioners Haslandaaaa T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: haNslanda T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: chinese japanese same thing :p T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: FUCK i truly hate this place T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: who pissed in ur cherreos T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: i was talking about this area T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol which area? T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lothaar: seven heavens T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: idk if ive been there yet... T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon slumps over in a daze and starts to drool. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: Fuck the fucking Fuck Fuckers who Fuck the Fuckers fucking Fuck! k im good now! T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you forgot a fuck... T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: Fuck! oh, there it is! lol T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon enthusiastically high-fives Dochyel! T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel just totally 8failed. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel enthusiastically high-fives Princess Shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wrong one T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: my time to tick is -2271... its gonna be a while i guess T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: fuck necro guild T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What's wrogn with that area?? T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's sooo small. T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: fucking necro is illegal anyway T3/r7/2013-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's no fun, either. Neither of you are going to feel a thing. T3/r7/2013-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nodnarb: fucking gallows corpse T3/r7/2013-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: need help nodnarb? T3/r7/2013-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nodnarb: i understand i need to take its head, it never has a head, tried open, take corpse, take head, etc.. killed the damned thing like 5 times now T3/r7/2013-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's a random drop T3/r7/2013-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nodnarb: hahahah fuuck T3/r7/2013-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nodnarb: thanks T3/r7/2013-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: god you guys are so fucking loud tonight! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Bigbro crying about how long it's been since he's had a good Boner Time. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: im hungry wheres the pussy at T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: whatsup T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pleasures herself into a massive orgasm. Would you like to join her? T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shrieks as FirstBlade Gladacus grabs her from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfaoo Noegel getting kinky already T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps FirstBlade Gladacus mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: gosh T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: rapes random people 8| T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: queef T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Glaine! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod starts to hyperventilate. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh pukes. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine starts moaning. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fuck it all T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what? T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: like, literally? T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: life T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: im done T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus must be celebrating Christmas early! he's stuffing his tree down Vision of Life's chimney! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattgoat: shit T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattgoat: giggity giiggty goo T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: who wants 100k for winning a mafia game? mafia join 31 T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: FUCK YEA! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus strokes Queen Bee Noegel's inner thigh...someone tell them to get a room! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pukes. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Fucking laryngitis and fucking sinuitis T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: just about done with this shit T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck that shit T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas is agreeing with that Queen Bee Noegel person again... T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: do u have meds dude? T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: If Xanex doesn't work for my cat, how the hell will it work for humans? Just sayin. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao bastard.... T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fuckin funny T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck yea!!! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fuuuuuuck fucky fuck! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: banana T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shudders in the throes of a massive orgasm, thanks to LucyLair's finely honed skills. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: so fuckin hot :P T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol oh really?? T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: yes... T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus gives Queen Bee Noegel a nice booty smack. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: bleh T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gladacus is mean to me, LucyLair T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: beat him Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: he might like it! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair Lights the blunt T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: waaaaaaaaaaah T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel eats the flaming blunt, T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why are you crying lucy T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: im not crying Noegel hugs T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yay! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair Begins to roll another blunt....no munchy munchy this one Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel eats the second blunt. Mmmmmm T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kisses LucyLair. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair sighs heavily and tries to take the soggy blunt out Noegel's mouth...say aaah for me T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ahhhhh T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair kisses back T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel goes ooOOooOOoo at LucyLair. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair goood now lets find somewhere to dry this lmao T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel dries the blunt with her radiant sexiness. T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair oooooooh T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: Noegel im off to bed soooooo tired. Chat to you tomoro ok? Hugs T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: awwwww ok T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Have amazing dreams LucyLair! T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Barbie's been cast for the next Mean Girls movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UTqj3P1rmdw T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: eat my ass amusement park vendor. give me the big prize before i skull fuck yoi T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: gross T3/r7/2013-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damn i spent to much time today dealin with people T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rdrm: you feel your body harden.... T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: aaaahhhh, impossible campaign mob T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie: at level 6? hardly likely. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: but possible T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie: seriously doubt it. what mob? T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: zombie in the graveyard, it won't drag me to the room. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: i think im like one level to high T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie: pretty sure it's random. but you can easily check a map to see what mob holds the key. failing which, i saw you ask on another channel previously and someone already gave you the answer. so that mob is conclusively not impossible to reach. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: is your cp mob a zombie ? T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: ya, finally got him... been sitting in a grave for 20 minutes T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: and he never drug me down, killed him on the repop before he disappeared T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: I think he just had to wait for night time T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: yeah thats what was confusing theres another area where you wait for a zombie to drag you down to kill it to move on to another part of the area T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: anyway grats on gettin him T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie: oh i see, i confused it with necromancer's guild since that was what the answers i saw pertained to T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: yeah T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuellier: graveyard mobs only come out at night unless you do the goal. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: thats some good info to know T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: yeah we all thought he was in necromancers T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuellier: do not think the zombies drag you down in the graveyard. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuellier: you usually go down into the grave. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: im pretty sure they will, to a recall only room T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuellier: but i have never sat there long enough to find out honestly. :) doing the goal in necro is helpful too. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dodsangel: fucking pots T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dodsangel: fucking lag T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: hehe: http://www.delfi.ee/ T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: no one is rip-roarin' drunk yet on a Friday? Shit yeah it's cool. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well it's only 5:41pm around here T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: yeah here too. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: curse some people GET OFF at 3 and its 541 and nice out finally. No rain. T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's late prevening here T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: It's nice here in Illinois.FINALLY. Good night for a fire outside T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's ok here in south texas T3/r7/2013-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and will keep the floodflies away T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: fuck this shit have to work on the one day I thought I'd get a fucking good days sleep :/ T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damnit im halfway drunk T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Then you've still failed 50%. T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yea well work plus tired plus beer = 70% T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: im 20 over normal just wish i didnt work tomorrow T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: so why is it that aard eq is better after 80 T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Only weapons T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: They go from 2.5xLevel avg damage to 3xLevel T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: so i see T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: still ima wait till 80 for my two things just so i have it maybe a weapon T3/r7/2013-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fuckaditty do T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: omg was that Jay and Silent Bob on a game comercial? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is daydreaming about hot dual oral action...What, again?!?! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel and Brainfreezeo are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: 69ing is for newbs, real people 42. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm not experienced enough for 42. :( T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: You need to go higher... if 69 is for nubs, then real men do 70.5 at least... T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: or i like to 64. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: No, because 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Newb. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: a chair is involved... T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel whispers something about 42 noobs to Helperful Cheezburger. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger can emote, also. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol my spellup makes me feel HUGE T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewww T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: bid 360 T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This chick on this commercial is talking about her 15 month old child who died of cancer and they show pictures of a kid that's at least 8-12 T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: government conspiracies man T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel THWAPS St Namolloh for being a moron. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus lazily rests his head on Queen Bee Noegel's chest. You feel lonely. :( T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't touch me! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm diseased. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus grabs Queen Bee Noegel in a head lock and NOOGIES her... ARGH!!! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus comforts Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) >>>-Queen Bee Noegel releases a countless number of rabid and possessed MOOSE on the eejit FirstBlade Gladacus, BRILLIANT!-> T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: fucking cattle T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: whatever you do on your own time is your business. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: what fucking cattle T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: can you believe it? I disconnect, and when i reconnect, some german applesquash bought the light i was bidding on T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i hate you all for this T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: your mother's tits are just as funny when she advertises them in a lacey cellulite sack to your dad. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Girls! Time to jam out with our clams out! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: thats what i thought T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fucking cattle is part of the Heavy Petting Zoo tour...next to pigs with lipstick T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair jams it out with Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: Not to be technical, but in chemistry terms, alcohol is a solution! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: fucking cattle also happens to your day job, and you have an 'office' right adjacent to the cow sty.. Although, you probably have to fight with the chickens for a soft place to lay your skull down at night T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: omw T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: ... T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shut your god damn mouth marine T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus lazily rests his head on Queen Bee Noegel's chest. You feel lonely. :( T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What is with you and snuggling!!! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: wahts with you and disliking it?:p T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: and Who're you? Corporal anal droll? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am Captain Anal Troll to you! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine reins his horse next to Queen Bee Noegel and salutes her with his lance. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hello, Glaine T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: you seem about as glamorous as any old fuckstain on the wall T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am glamorous because I am an ARTISTIC fuck stain on the wall! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A picasso fuckstain i am T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus guides his warburger next to MagusTiberia and squirts him with his ketchup. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: oh, right, new age. Its not a condom, its a sanitary contraceptive T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is that what they call it? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: don't squirt your juice on me. Christ sakes, take 5 min off in the jerking corner, you turtle-riding nimrod T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: its an analogy, a satirical reference to the picasso fuckstain? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: you people from obama land are as good as any mexican fence jumper T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What about the central american fence jumpers? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: el bandito T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i dunno. America is america. A collective identify associated with Mtv, new age, westernism, human rights, bla bla. I don't recognize smaller bodies in america T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where are you from? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: mostly because, mcdonalds from texas, is mcdonalds from new york T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: south africa. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You must be drunk or something T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: with the smile your mother was serving, i couldn't say no ^.^ T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: stop delaying and amuse me T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i used to chat on imvu before this. American idiosyncracy is the 7th wonder of the world i tell you T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: yawn T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shut your god damned mouth, I said T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: why .. So .. Serious .. ? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel has her serious face on. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Because a bear ripped off my penis. You try to be less serious then? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poor penis T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: Man. thats sad. I think they do Penis transplants T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: oh look, the mattress-queen utters .. Good for me that i don't speak low-life.. I might just catch something airborne jumping free from those cavities T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lets have 5 min of silence for that guy's penis and pray to the vagina-god that his 'passage' into the afterlife will be remotely exciting. The way he has palm-bullied as mortal earns him that much T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: maybe It'll reincarnate as something with a little more girth -smirks- T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: LOL. burn T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: +50 xp for me T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: Who's next on the chopping block? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: me T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: give it your best shot, cupcake.. I'll lower my IQ with 70 increments, just to even out the odds for you.. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: -70 IQ just doesn't make sense. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: but, with those corn-peeling fingers, i'm not expecting anything promising T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: think it through T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Well aren't you adorable! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert pets MagusTiberia. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: Lowering my iq with 70 would indicate that i imply my mental stature to be above hers (with 70 iq points) .. assuming you can voluntarily suppress your iq T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: you dumb animal T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think we all got it, just wasn't up the Curse Channel Standards of Jokes T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: IQ isn't an indicator of intelligence, simply an arbitrary creation meant to gauge potential intelligence. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: You could have an IQ of 400 and still be a blithering moron. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: touch me again, and I'll twist your hand off, and shove it so deep up your arsehole that not even king arthur will be able to dislodge it! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Eh... find me a 400 IQ moron please T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Also, lots of people can be a "genius," but lack good ol' common sense. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert tickles MagusTiberia. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pop out MagusTiberia's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia shrieks as Saint Cuthbert grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: im a complete genius they say T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: wish my mother was that uplifting with her comments too T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I wish my dick was bigger, but we all have to deal with our downfalls. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Just strap Dexter to your crotch, you'll have the biggest cock on the MUD. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't most guys wish their dick was bigger? Even the monsters? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: then we'd sit with gerbil-moron hybrids. God forbid T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: You. Are. A. Dor. A. Ble! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia squeals with Delight as Saint Cuthbert Sniggles him! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awwww nobody sniggles me :( I'm a hideous blob T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Yes you are. Have some shame and get on a treadmill, jeez. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: no, i don't wish for that. Its an american thing. Not everything is bigger = better T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I am not a hideous blob you fool! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lmbimp. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert goes to Queen Bee Noegel, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: piggy rolls in the MUD all day T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert slaps MagusTiberia. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmm T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mud T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: whats the funniest thing MUD can abbreviate to? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Missing Ubernerd Department T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lmao @w T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: fuck T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck fuck fuck T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: STOP HINTING!! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hinting at what, good sir? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: My Underwear Dirty T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mega Uncut Dick T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: I DON'T WANT TO ROLL IN THE MUD WITH YOU! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I didn't ask you too, South Africa Dude. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Failure on the use of too T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: but a buffet of baked beans would be tasty xp T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: its to * corn fingers T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nah T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: so South African T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hollister is mean to me T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: yeah, i'm totes sitting in my hut, petting my domesticated lion T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: nice try. they don't do that in SA, u aint Kohsan or shit T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: thats what americans think when they hear south africa T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not really T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's the rest of Africa :p T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: this one oke once asked me, upon coming to the knowledge of my nationality, if i know his friend in uganda T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: why do americans hate mexicans and canadians anyway? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't hate either. You're generalizing the entirety of a nation T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounding pretty American yourself ;) T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: mexicans because they try to come here illegally, and canadians because they let us go there illegally. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: every americans sitcom has at least an episode of anti-canadian or anti-mexican humour T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: nah its just that the world hates only the usa part of north america so thats where the hate comes from T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And you think American sitcoms represent the average United States household? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: when i see barney stinson from "how i met your mother" i think : "average american citizen" T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL I wish I knew a Barney Stinson T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He's my favorite character on that show T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Barney's the sex-crazed guy, right? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yep T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: very reminescent of mr monster penis over there -does not point- T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who is mr monster penis I am confused T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you mean Mr. Eighteen Inches? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gosh I would be terrified if I saw an 18"er T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: Lol T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: he probably uses his as a sash too T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that man's addicted to penis enlargement. His dick's so big that even when it's hard it's still half-soft. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ew T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I bet he has a really clean toilet seat, too. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: and keeps his enlargement tool tucked away under his turban T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: hahaha T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: X'D T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who are you people talking about!! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Mr. Eighteen Inches. He's a black pornstar of the Monster Cock division. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's actually his stagename T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol wow T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there's another famous star called Mandingo. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: ? what going on here? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I've heard of him people at work always say they're mandingo T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia bounces around in an adorable penguin costume! he is just too cute! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I'm impressing Noegel with classic porn minutiae. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: nice T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: help mandingo T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: x) T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there's a white big-dick pornstar with a tool so big his partner can't even fit it in her mouth. Has to just lay there with him standing over her, licking the tip. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: mandingo has his own help file? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: why do they make strapons for guys? The girl's already getting dicked by the real deal... T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maybe the girl wants a big tool T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nodnarb: double the d, double the fun? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i wonder why they had to name the finger command exactly that. Thats so awkward when someone tells you to "finger" them. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: reminds me of grade school T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: who needs the D , when you have the finger.. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the name goes back way before MUDs... T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: http://www.governingwithcode.org/case_studies/pdf/Finger.pdf T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i use the shocker T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I use a 2x4 T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmmm 2x4 T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: D abelinc T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: ABshewantstoCmyD T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Eww T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: who has played d&d before? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, I like this statement by the guy that invented finger...While I was somewhat surprised by the popularity of Finger, it has not been as successful as an earlier program that I invented -- the spelling checker. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: suddenly i feel out of my league >:[ T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: people writting programs and all that. Do you go to school in america until You're 50? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I hope you're kidding T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the people who write things like that aren't common, but many of them never leave school (just switch from student to faculty) T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: or go pro/commercial regardless of their current schooling status T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: when last did you see a south african scream something like that? (except for me yesterday morning after i graduated academy with flying colours) T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: my networking teacher was south african :-) T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: my former employer always said that, americans have some of humanity's greatest redundant factors, while 10% of them are the very appex of what this species has to offer T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: fuck T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I have this urge to smoke more ... cigs.. yea. cigs. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's okay to say crack T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: I think he really meant cock T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmm cock T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is not really a ho mama. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or am i? :( T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: area 51 - myth or real? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's 100% real T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lies! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's mostly underground though T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: have you ever been there? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's on google earth. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol no i have not T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: do they have alien saucers there? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't know, but I doubt it. I'm sure they just do a bunch of the top secret research there. I'm sure most major governments have their own forms of Area 51 T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: ours is called BBE T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Russia, I'm sure, has a pretty sweet facility somewhere in their vast expanse of nothing. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: unfair. You people have all the nuclear ICBM's, while we have to get by with spears and shields and animal familiars T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: >D i am asian T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, start making bombs and stop fucking around with shields and spears T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: yeah, the koreans are doing it T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: you people will see it as an act of war. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: meh, it hasn't stopped them T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: that incident on the 3rd of april was quite something. Almost thought obama was going to grow a dick T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: VIVA COMMUNISM! T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Dat marxism T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: take that, you capitalists T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: dat ulti x) T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: if you play LoL, google search 'riot pls nerf' and check the drawings in images. Some asian animal drew them. That was a ROTFL highlight of my week T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: emotes something T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nodnarb: fuck yeah T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: .. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: hypothetically speaking... is it a bad sign when the chick you're having cybersex with logged out in the middle and hasn't logged back in again for nearly a week? T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: completely hypothetical now T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANcTFdCVexI T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: ... T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: damn questor ! T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: yes, damn that arsehole making me wait for half an hour. T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: What's he doing in that time? Handing complimentary buritos out to everyone on aardwolf? T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: i din get any buritos !! WTF T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: you see the red moon rising in the north, and you sudden remember you forgot your tampax at home T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: ... T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: hello you fuckfaces T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: americano bastardo T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia empties out a vial of bodily secretions on you. Gods, nasty shit. T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: Where's noegel tonight anyway? T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Say his name twice more and he'll show up T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: or afternoon, whatever epoch You're clinched to read this T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lmbimp T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: beetlejews beetlejews T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: whats the weather like in obama land? T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: warm and sunny today T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: finally T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: the land of the plenty and bountiful, the new era of kanaan T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: how come obama land always gets the hurricanes. Is god angry at the presidency? T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fucky fucky T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: never happens to russia or china. I think mother nature is trying to tell us something T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia does gangnam style.. In the background, Psy just shakes his head slowly T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia samples the air for freshmeat, wondering where the blackhearted sharp tongues are today T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i may now quest again. Thanks for the burito, QUESTOR!! T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: .. T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: well today has been shitty qp day T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia slaps Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You sing, I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl.' T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Doink runs around yelling, "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" T3/r7/2013-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: Fuck! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: fuck !! 8qp again !! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: ain't that the shits! especialy when you have double qp daily blessing... T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I'm having a party this week x.x I wish all of you guys could come. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: open house? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: yes T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: so long as you can get in the complex xD T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: haha. Will there be inexpensive bimbo's present? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: nope. But a lot of pizza and buffalo wings. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I may have a lot of leftovers, from the amount I am ordering x.x T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and I am playing a movie. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: where, and when T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: portland oregon, on thursday T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: nevermind T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: xD T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: exactly why I said, "I wish you all could come" T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: if I were a rich playboy, I'd pay airplane tickets and everything x.x T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Well, even if they could, exactly how many Portlanders do you expect to be on at 1 AM? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: you speak the truth, Jhav. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: what movie will be playing? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: The Hobbit. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: the new one, not the cheesy kids one. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: the second one? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: no, the first one. I don't think the second one is even out yet x.x T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: score! have you watched it yourself yet? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: yes T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: lord of the rings T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I saw it in the theatres. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I hate how they made it a two parter movie though. Ever since HP:deathly hallows came out, too many producers do two parter movies x.x T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: true. although the original lord of the rings. was a whole bunch of parts consisting out of 2-3hours T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: does anyone even know if there is a release date for the second Hobbit? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: those bunches of parts were actually books of their own in the LOTR trillogy. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: not anytime soon T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: damn. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: in the one you have, do they enter the old dwarven kingdom yet? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: no, they are traveling their though. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: traveling there* T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: my grammar is subpar tonight, I apologize T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: the one I watched. it ended on them standing on a mountain not far from the Castle place T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: yes, that would be the one. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I dislike how they added the whole necromancer crap. That never happened in the book. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i still think gandalf was a bit OP.. Galdalf the grey there has powers galdalf the white in lotr doesn't even have T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: well, he was a wizard T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: wizards are extremely powerful. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: but wizards in the hobbit/lotr movies tend more to be guides, rather than meddling with most things first hand. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: and how that agent smith guy identified the eq for the hobits. I found that was a bit unelvish T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: elrond? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: elves like elrond tend to be loremasters to begin with. It comes with the uncanny archers accuracy and the badassness. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: in hobbits, gandalf the gray already had access to the light mage prestige class (the word of power for example, that is inclusive in the official game, released only after the movies.) .. I think alot of the hobbit elements do come from the game, if you compare the two T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: the game won't necessarily follow the movies, just like the movies won't necessarily follow the books. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: afk, going to do other things in between my quest sitting. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: I think being a loremaster rather comes with reading books and rummaging through scrolls, rather than archery skill and reputation.. Though the point i was stressing, was on the mystic nature of elves. The way he identified the weapons, reminded me of elder cairn from diabln.. He might as well just have said "oh and btw, that sword is flagged with a +5 vs goblins tag T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: you forget how long Elrond has lived, how many things he has seen. I mean, he was "old" when the battle with sauron occured, even tried to advise isildur to destroy the ring and be done with it. He's seen a lot of changing of hands of famous weapons, maybe even forged one himself, and still had time to experience the world. Elves naturally live an extremely long life. Knowing the lore of the world isn't simply books and scrolls, it's an aspect of their experiences and such T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia gives you <^>THE STARE OF THE SUPERNOOB<^> .. With a whopping power level of just 500, you can't quite decide if laughing right now would be in poor taste or not. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: And now its quiet again T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh starts running around screaming his head off. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia thinks namolloh looks rather trendy with the addition of all those red laser dots suddenly coming to life over him T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: LOL!!! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: fucking hell T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: and? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brun: must be painful to do T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: probably depends on which part of hell... if it is the part with the succubine.... T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: trying to sharpen my axe getting no where fast T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: preparing deadly weapons right after fucking hell. Yep, I know where you belong T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: are you using a whet stone or wet stone? x) T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: are u takeing the piss T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: or are you stroking the axe? x) T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: a hatchet won't turn into a battleaxe overnight, it takes patience xp T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: so THATS what happens when you fuck hell. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: i have the battle axe just need some one to use it on T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lmbimp T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia stands with his back against the wall T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: good luck with that. I don't think it can fit anywhere inside a human now. That'll teach you to fuck hell. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: aw what the faaawk T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You shut your god damn mouth, marine T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i mean whats up T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: oh noes.. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: thats the second quest in a row that gave me 9qps T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: shut that throbbing orifice in your face T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex: no u T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I just got 1 for 17 T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Minimum should be 10 - y u no mccp? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: unlucky. I've acquired my second bonus tp this morning, since i started T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex waves "Hi!" T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex bows deeply. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex gets out his Book of Insults, looking for his next victim! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hi! Me me! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: no mccp due to phone T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia swats DeadReflex behind the head with his insult 101 book for stealing all the farm T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex begins looking quite bashful. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop being such a ninny T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex looks at Queen Bee Noegel, then bashfully stares at his feet. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ARGH T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: who even uses that word anymore? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex and his samurai sword have defeated Queen Bee Noegel's private army in an elaborate fight scene! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex looks to Queen Bee Noegel and raises his hand like a makeshift gun, mumbling what sounds like "Bang..." T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel thinks DeadReflex smells like elderberries and his mother was a hamster. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex pulls out a ... hot glue gun? and tells Queen Bee Noegel that resistance is futile. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex regales Queen Bee Noegel with a tale of a man who walked into a bar and said "ouch". T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what DeadReflex did. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex points to Queen Bee Noegel and starts to sing, 'They call her Blabba-blabba-blabba-blabba-blabba-JAW!' T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex throws a BLAZING chinchilla at Queen Bee Noegel T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex lights a furry little chinchilla ABLAZE! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex stuffs a BLAZING chinchilla down his pants! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch as Queen Bee Noegel completely destroys DeadReflex! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: how does an american pronounce 'aardwolf' ? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: like ardwolf T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: heh, how do you pronounce it? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DeadReflex: im a singaporean and i pronounce it like "art", except with a "d" sound at the end, then "wolf" is pronounced as "woof". T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Usually when I'm chilling with my bros I just call it "the 'dwolf." T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: ??rdw?lf T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: aardwolf is a term indigenous to my mother tongue. Pronounced 'aart wholf' T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: what does it mean in the game's context? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: They'll be like "Shalom me bredda. Whatwhere yer bein' to do this day?" T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: And I'll be like "Aw son, you know I be up in the 'dwolf movin dat QP." T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lmfao T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: And they're all like "Get it get it! Run them hussle son! Run tell dat!" T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: dat QP x) T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: You know that's right. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: eh esse, you mos vamos de QP eh T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: yo what kinda heat u packin? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: FUUUUUUUU 1tnl... T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: ... :3* T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: miss T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: my favorite food has just turned into a superhero o.o T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: coffee, tea, and cheese bagles. The ultimate "breakfast!" T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Needs some burgers T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: but those are greasy and fatty x.x T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: are fucking kidding me wheres the bacon T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: also greasy and fatty. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: can't go wrong with napalm in the morning T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: bagels are like half a loaf of bread T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: though, if I had some hard boiled eggs.... T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: you aid ultimate breakfast ... I just dont see it T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: said * T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: thats like, your opinion, man :P T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: it's my world not yours T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: at least I am not eating a ton of crumpets, and I am drinking green tea, not black :p T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: no bacon?!? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: thats what i said ! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: bacon is nasty and greasy and fat. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: hence why its ultimate T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: i bet bacon is more healthier than a bagels T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: breads really bad for you T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: a bagels? o_0 T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: like an ultimate breakfast should have any of the above served on on a playboy bunny , but just plain ole cheese bread tea is just breakfast you got to have something ultimate in there to make it ultimate T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: like bacon T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: eh. How about Pomegranate seeds? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: or 2 playboy bunnies T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I don't see why people like playboy bunnies. It's really close to furryhood. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I prefer no yiffing during breakfast x.x T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: ever watched the angry grandpa show? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Smegma is nasty. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: honey, I'm home! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I bet every single one of you missed me, didn't ya?! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: course not. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Curse is dead without you shanon T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i figured as much lol T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody even texted me to make sure i wasn't dead...or something T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i could've very well been dead in a ditch somewhere ya know! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: we could only be so lucky! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: well your not. so quit moping T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh hush abe! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cackle gleefully at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: necrophiliacs unite! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I had a visitor, then i just decided not to log on....then i got bored and logged on T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel nauseous as Doink hits SexyButt Shanon in the eye with a used tampon. Careful, you might be "it" next! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: thats a gross social T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: doink, buddy!! I've missed you! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but sweetie, wrong kind of visitor :D T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Doink: Have had curse off for a long time.. got bored and turned it on. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was gone 6 days, got bored and came back.....oddly enough, i'm still bored T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need to get out of this house and meet someone to hang out with T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I hit a personal record. 24 qp for a quest, without any modifiers. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck yea~! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I've been getting only good amounts of qp today T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel tries to be a folding chair, wait did she just remove a rib?!?! Freaking sick! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: that would have been 50 qp with double qp and the mccp bonus. Too bad I didn't have double qp x.x T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: wait, it doubles mccp... would have been 52. I can dream. I can dream. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Bigbro crying about how long it's been since he's had a good Boner Time. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel nauseous as Doink hits Bigbro in the eye with a used tampon. Careful, you might be "it" next! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: are you freaking kidding me! grrr lol 8 qp and used my blessing...frick... T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: frick! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you chose the curse channel and used the nice versions of fuck lol T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alytia: frack too! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: is that against the rules? lol wouldn't that be funny when using curse channel you have to curse...lol T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: help policies69 second paragraph dochyel T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: oohh!! there it is! frick me T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hey, what'd i miss? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: we... Fuck me! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: dochyel is censoring his curse words on curse channel shanon! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eeeewwww gross! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Dochyel did. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's against the rules! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: saying frick and frack T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: frick yea! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ooooooommmmm, you're going to get nuked! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon nukes Dochyel T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seee, i told you! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: frick the fricking frocks that frick frickers fracking frocks! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wishes Dochyel would get nuked so she could move up on rank 1. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel nods at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: fondle self T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel just totally 8failed. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel fondly fondles himself - this is going too far!! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww, i want fondled too! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon fondly fondles herself - this is going too far!! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel and SexyButt Shanon are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmmmmm much better! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Queen Bee Noegel did. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: woops T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you dirty girl you! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You said you wanted fondling! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel feels left out:( T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Who let Dochyel in here? T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro and Dochyel are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel blushes. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww i want 69 too T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon 69's herself T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...or something like that T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan peers intently at Shannon. T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm in another window!! it's not my fault T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel watches shanon and breathes normally... T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: much better now! 22 base qp that time! woot! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: frick yea! T3/r7/2013-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel fricks when he should frock...