T3/r7/2014-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Dispel Majic quotes 'i played hide and seek today. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.'
T3/r7/2014-04-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Serinal quotes 'Cops always break the rules.'
T3/r7/2014-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes 'All in all, 1 Man 1 Jar has a special place in the shock site universe and has a timeless appeal that can be likened to Hai2U.com and tubgirl. Some say the site is like 'Goatse' meets 'Pain Olympics'. A timeless classic to enjoy with friends over a nice glass of wine. 5/5 stars.'
T3/r7/2014-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Dispel Majic quotes 'Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more of them tend to live longer.'
T3/r7/2014-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) A cup of Tela has bunches of secret gadgets! Like the exploding-gum-aphrodesiac!
T3/r7/2014-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Serinal quotes 'There is no help within Aardwolf.'
T3/r7/2014-04-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Stroke My Redwood quotes 'Truth.'
T3/r7/2014-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Serinal quotes '(Group) Princess Liathum: 'So I'm working on superman briefs' (Group) Princess Liathum: 'And instead of typing 'solid' i typed 'soild'''
T3/r7/2014-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}The Fox Qiandra quotes 'Extra Special Enchantment there.'
T3/r7/2014-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Stroke My Redwood quotes 'You open the bush.'
T3/r7/2014-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Legendary Gruagach quotes 'And then have no idea what to do'
T3/r7/2014-04-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Tylertwo quotes 'the bush bursts into flames and God commands you to insert your penis...'
T3/r7/2014-04-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'Ayla blesses you with 69 bonus quest points.'
T3/r7/2014-04-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Askani quotes 'The cloak room attendant chants the phrase 'run'.   (should i be worried?)'
T3/r7/2014-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(BANNED) Panzer quotes 'You buy a blank chaos portal from Jojobo for 100 gold.'
T3/r7/2014-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}[Outlaw] Remarto quotes 'LOL'
T3/r7/2014-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(BANNED) Panzer quotes 'the sad part of that was this: You sell a blank chaos portal to Jojobo for 95 gold.'
T3/r7/2014-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) (BANNED) Panzer buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head.
T3/r7/2014-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Xaeris quotes 'so proud of you Panzer.'
T3/r7/2014-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}[Outlaw] Remarto quotes 'hahahaha'
T3/r7/2014-04-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Definitely Defines quotes 'wow'
T3/r7/2014-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Serinal quotes 'check'
T3/r7/2014-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) Serinal mutters something quietly to himself.
T3/r7/2014-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'You get starburst from the perforated corpse of Tree King.'
T3/r7/2014-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Not Guilty Kojiro quotes 'what is that'
T3/r7/2014-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}The Arist quotes 'taste the rainbow'
T3/r7/2014-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'You receive 300 'rare kill' experience bonus.'
T3/r7/2014-04-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Redryn quotes 'should've saved that for triple exp!'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Yajirobe Roninleader quotes 'A warm feeling fills your body. [441]'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Yajirobe Roninleader quotes 'I love this! And yes, I've been gone a while. :P'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sonshi quotes 'Mr Bush has an uncanny ability to translate photographs into more awkward images enlivened by distortions and slightly ham-handed brushwork. - some random art commentator'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes 'You tell your friends: 'Damn, someone stole my throne of air when I went LD last night.''
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes '(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'by now they've probably throne it away''
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Dispel Majic quotes '<3'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) A cup of Tela snickers softly.
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) Azurite chuckles politely.
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Dispel Majic quotes 'I poured my root beer into a square cup, now I just have beer.'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) Serinal slaps Dispel Majic.
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Legendary Gruagach quotes 'yup, women get beer..we know'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sonshi quotes 'and thus you discovered that your root beer was actually the cheap square root beer version.'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sonshi quotes 'whereas when I pour my root beer into a square cup, I get beer with funny powers.'
T3/r7/2014-04-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Dispel Majic quotes 'fractional exponents ftw'
T3/r7/2014-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Bobolai quotes 'Queen Randyla says, "Those tutus may not seem like a big deal, but they are a test of the Princess's taste, resolve, and willingness to shed the blood of innocents in the pursuit of good art."'
T3/r7/2014-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'You still have to kill * a large butock (Aardington Estate)'
T3/r7/2014-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Stroke My Redwood quotes 'use a pound or thrust weapon.'
T3/r7/2014-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Notwalking quotes 'slap could work'
T3/r7/2014-04-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Stroke My Redwood quotes 'suction?'
T3/r7/2014-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Yes, THAT Neeper quotes 'Sith Lord Neeper is slain by a final deadly stab!!'
T3/r7/2014-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}[Outlaw] Mendaloth quotes 'Need a miracle?'
T3/r7/2014-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) Jhav snickers softly.
T3/r7/2014-04-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes 'INFO: Knights race from the stronghold to avenge the death of Tela to Evil Tela.'
T3/r7/2014-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'You still have to kill * a Goldmember (Unearthly Bonds)'
T3/r7/2014-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Codex quotes 'Go get him Mr. Powers.'
T3/r7/2014-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Grune quotes 'He's got the golden touch, but he done touched it too much...'
T3/r7/2014-04-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Amazonite quotes 'You missed the shift key. Do you even have one?'
T3/r7/2014-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes 'Memnarch (Emerald Knight) tells the CLAN: 'My grandfather voted Republican until the day he died, at which point he started voting Democrat''
T3/r7/2014-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Haroro quotes 'There is no harmony within Aardwolf.(Awww)'
T3/r7/2014-04-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Kushina quotes 'If I'm ever on life support, try unplugging me and plugging me back in. See if that works.'
T3/r7/2014-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}2/3 Flying VampireDude quotes 'how does gruff mcgruffs quote go, im confusing him w smomey the bear now.'
T3/r7/2014-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes 'your brain is the one with the shell on it!'
T3/r7/2014-04-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}2/3 Flying VampireDude quotes 'stupid sister didi.'
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) Sarl gives everyone a warm welcome.
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Kobus quotes '"id rather ignore evidence than admit that im wrong"'
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Vibrating Vinatia quotes 'that had to be George Bush Jr :p'
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Kobus quotes 'omg, youre good!'
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trillium quotes 'that's what she said'
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes '"Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time..."'
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Hanslanda quotes 'hmm, Ron White?'
T3/r7/2014-04-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes 'that one was anonymous.  I would expect it from him though.  '
T3/r7/2014-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Bogstar quotes 'it would just float away.'
T3/r7/2014-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes 'You have 105 lottery tickets in total. <-- Cheating the system. I will surely win!'
T3/r7/2014-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Vibrating Vinatia quotes 'yes cheaters always prosper... or get nuked :p'
T3/r7/2014-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Dispel Majic quotes 'treason doth never prosper, for if it do, why, none dare call it treason'
T3/r7/2014-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Grune quotes 'The god of fire elementals is disintegrated by the dense shroud of flames! It is DEAD!'
T3/r7/2014-04-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes '"Holy me close Tony Danza...."'
T3/r7/2014-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'Your bash ** SHREDS ** a golden honeybee! [93]  An extravagant gift crumbles into 120,000 gold pieces.'
T3/r7/2014-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Askani quotes 'An extravagant gift crumbles into 120,000 gold pieces.'
T3/r7/2014-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Remember November quotes 'I'll say!'
T3/r7/2014-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}The Arist quotes 'You still have to kill * a giggle of rats (The Trouble with Gwillimberry)'
T3/r7/2014-04-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Hanslanda quotes 'bring Gaston along, he can make ratatouille for ya.'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Ranrr quotes 'A population is a group of individuals that have sex with each other.'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Bobolai quotes 'false'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Bobolai quotes 'there's asexual reproduction'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Bobolai quotes 'a population of asexual bacteria'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Ranrr quotes 'Don't think they count as a population in biology, actually.'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Bobolai quotes 'why not?'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Ranrr quotes 'See my original quote.'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Ranrr quotes 'Without interbreeding, no population.'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Ranrr quotes 'I could be wrong though, I'm just quoting :D'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes '(Group) Dolt: 'i blew something'
T3/r7/2014-04-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Dolt quotes 'phrasing, people'
T3/r7/2014-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}ZomBified Skyris quotes 'quot'
T3/r7/2014-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Hanslanda quotes 'A dingo says 'I did not eat that baby!''
T3/r7/2014-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'Gueldar the armorer is not interested in Gueldar's crafted leather jerkin.'
T3/r7/2014-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Hanslanda quotes 'Gueldar ain't no fool, he knows what he's made and what he hasn't.'
T3/r7/2014-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'Dude isn't interested in his own stuff. I guess even he knows it's not good.'
T3/r7/2014-04-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Tylertwo quotes 'Think, Jill. By our laws, Smith is a sovereign nation--and sole owner of the planet Mars.'
T3/r7/2014-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'The plane starts to destabalize, and you rush back to your home plane.'
T3/r7/2014-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Serinal quotes 'Find and kill 1 * a poos of green slime (Lair of the Yggdrasil)'
T3/r7/2014-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Purple HazeKnight quotes 'You clearly have to kill a pood.'
T3/r7/2014-04-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) Serinal rapidly nods twice at Purple HazeKnight, in complete agreement.
T3/r7/2014-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'There is no oggle social.'
T3/r7/2014-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'There should be.'
T3/r7/2014-04-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Serinal quotes 'Spend the TP to make one. :P'
T3/r7/2014-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Smoochable Saraid quotes 'Find and kill 1 * a bot wight (The Marshlands of Agroth)'
T3/r7/2014-04-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes '"What's going on in there?" "Want me to rape 'em?"  "Just read your book butterfinger"'
T3/r7/2014-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'You killed a Trivia Point bonus mob!! Trivia point added.'
T3/r7/2014-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}The Jerk Fiendish quotes '"This is Mission Control, we are go for lift-off in T minus twenty seconds and counting."    "Wait-wait, wait-wait-wait a minute, Houston, there seems to be a duck on board."    "A what?"    "I repeat, a duck. In a top hat."    "Roger that."'
T3/r7/2014-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}The Jerk Fiendish quotes 'The old man wanders away.'
T3/r7/2014-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}You quote 'alzheimers'
T3/r7/2014-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes '"I brought you ice cream, Lieutenant Dan, ...ICE CREAM!!!!"'
T3/r7/2014-04-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}[Deputy] Daresia quotes 'Enemy: 110% '
T3/r7/2014-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}2/3 Flying VampireDude quotes 'but you are bald eustac'
T3/r7/2014-04-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}2/3 Flying VampireDude quotes 'come tothe wired as soon as yocan.'
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}2/3 Flying VampireDude quotes 'i have the same tie, only in reversereverse'
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}2/3 Flying VampireDude quotes 'goo uhh le spellchecking fail.'
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Yajirobe Roninleader quotes '24 |     Gquest |      1234 | Global Quest Results    '
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Yajirobe Roninleader quotes 'time to catchup. :P'
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Vexthorne quotes 'Why would you even subscribe to gquests'
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'You killed a Trivia Point bonus mob!! Trivia point added.'
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes 'That was mine.'
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Starling quotes '(Friend) Turie: 'You still have to kill * a dickhand (The Eighteenth Dynasty)''
T3/r7/2014-04-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rauru quotes 'You still have to kill * A Deman Scout (The Cataclysm) Looks like i'm gonna die'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Askani quotes 'Coca-Cola Chicken Wings Recipe'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes 'It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'A divine satchel of tooled leather awaits the next crusade.'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'FallenRahl tells you 'hope noone can see my tenders...''
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Not Guilty Kojiro quotes 'thought you said FAlemiel'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes '(Friend) Blackfang: 'can't trade me for a ring! swine!''
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'If you ever hear Lasher talking about starting a V4 please slap him silly and remind him how much'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'If you ever hear Lasher talking about starting a V4 please slap him silly and remind him how much'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}A cup of Tela quotes 'Remind him how much you fail at typing out a full quote? Done.'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Rurouni Kinjin quotes 'Vr4! V4!'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'If you ever hear Lasher talking about starting a V4 please slap him silly and remind him how much finishing V3 sucked. Kthxbai.'
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}(Quote) Sarutobi chuckles at A cup of Tela's joke.
T3/r7/2014-04-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Sarutobi quotes 'random hidden newline on my prompt :('
T3/r7/2014-04-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=quote}Trepid quotes 'I got a fever, and the only cure is more mud.  '