T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Coming up on Aylorian news at 10. KIMR stock plummets T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: For those looking to invest in weed equities, think again T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Someone has ravaged Kimr's crops. More on that later. Back to you Scottie T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig hands Reltubydoc his lines. pssst. Scottie Pippen, cmon u can do it T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Now, a strange new brand of Blueberries have been discovered by an adventurer by the name of Enhi. They seem to change one's sex when eaten. We'll have to learn more about that later T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: No. That's not...you're not reading from the teleprompter what the.. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: we would go live to Enhi right now but sadly, she is linkdead. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel is flying above the Little Dipper filling it with milk! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Oh, The flying yeti has given milk so that means it's time to take a commercial break! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: No you guys this is not in the script. Let's be professionals here. ermahgerd T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: I am a professional! Do you think I was born with this talent!? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Oh not this again T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Just because you took half a class at that community college T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Need some money fast and soon? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: Fine. I see how it is! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel jiggles away into the darkness of a conveniently placed forest... never to be seen again probably. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: then buy a Box Of Paper Slips! These slips may seem normal, but you can scribble a number on it and Poof! It's a dollar bill! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: That is really more of a woods than a forest. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Oh how nice of you to show up finally T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: This person managed to buy a tv! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at Brillig! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: This person bought a house! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at Taeryn! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: And the yeti over here... T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at Noegel! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: She managed to get onto the news at 9 even though she has no tallent at all! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: so yeah! Buy now! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig nods in complicit agreement T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: You see folks. You too can be a weener T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: wut..uhmm..we are getting an incoming message on port 23. Please stand by T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Now back to the news. The earthquake that hit Kimr's farm sure did what Kimr wanted it to. It cleaned it up. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: however, all the crops have been destroyed and his wife has also been crush by the earthquake T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Ok. What's The message? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: That's right folks. And only last week she got a life insurance policy. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: and her corpse was carved up by a random person who was there at the time! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Is there foul play afoot at Kimr's farm? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Will Reltubydoc ever live up to his/her hopes and dreams? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Of cource, it wasn't me. I was just in the area and I found it T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: DNA tests have proved time and again, Reltubydoc is not innocent! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Indeed there is Brillig! A chicken managed to survive the earthquake! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: We can't interview a chicken T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Not after what happened last time T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: not really! But there sure is a lot of foul play! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Will Brillig ever learn that I am a guy? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Wut the..why are you dressed like that then T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: the producers wanted gender equality and no women wanted to work with you T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Oh I see T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: I don't see how that explains the Justin Bieber tat...are we on the air? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yeah. Apparently the producers thought that JB was actually decent so I had to get a tat even though I hate his guts! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: wait, did someone put the gender changing blueberry in my dinner?! Oh my god! Cast cancellation! Please! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: This is great, our view count will skyrocket T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: anyway, coming up next we have If Aardwolf Wasn't Realistic! ManMan will be going through the communication room and meeting the host of the obvious surviver rip off, Battle For 1 Gold, which will be on afterward! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Fine! I'll cancel it myself! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc chants the phrase cancellation! Nothing seems to happen! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Ok! I'll just have to prove that I'm a man! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc backstabs Kimr with his EVIL fake dagger! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: NOW YOU CAN BE WITH YOUR WIFE!!! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kimr shoots itself in the head after hearing Reltubydoc's six month long "Doom Song." T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Umm no. You can't just do that on live tv T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: We need some product placements first to rake in the ad dollars T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: You'll never get me alive!!!!! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: enters into a half finnished meal and disappears! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: See folks? Reltubydoc bought KIMR stock and look how rich he is T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: And apparently he eats Finnish food. So multicultural that one T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc . o O ( Now, Scragglus Weedunchiwa will have no trouble taking over the world... or, at least, the farm ) T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Yes. You see folks what I have to work with here? T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Look. I'm only doing this because the fans love me when I act like an insane child. T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Ok well as long as the advertising dollars keep rollin in T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: This show is sponsored by Telnet Incorporated (dba Insecure Protocol LLC) T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Subtitles provided by Yourmom Inc (a subsidiary of Yourface) T3/r7/2018-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: If you have any concerns or class action law suits please message Reltubydoc T3/r7/2018-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rahknor: smile T3/r7/2018-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc smiles happily. T3/r7/2018-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Greetings, Citizens of Andelor. T3/r7/2018-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: does anyone even use this channel? T3/r7/2018-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I guess not. Oh well. T3/r7/2018-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Koghom would use it more, but is still adjusting to things in this world. T3/r7/2018-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Oh. I didn't think anyone currently online used it T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kishoto drinks from fountain T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kishoto: does anybody wanna fight? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: roleplay fight? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: a fight dependant on one's ability to roleplay? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: cuz I was born for that T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: how to do that? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth fistbumps Luc. T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: whos gonna tell if it hits T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: is this channel a curse appropriate or inappropriate channel T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: logic, morrow, it requires both parties to be committed to the stor and logic T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: depends on ur race and alig? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: story T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: but I wish my race were different T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay): roleplay is not a curse-allowed channel, no T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: alas, I can not appropriately play on this channel until my race is in appropriate bounds T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay): see the bottom of help channels for the list of approved channels T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: well blacksmith can swear and spit T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: well i mean luc, its rp, so you can be anything T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: Won't someone think of the children!? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish: I am thinking of them T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: How to cook them? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: Then I'm a member of Clan Ventrue, and you will join the Camarilla! T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: hey, minor here T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth peers intently at Morrow. T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: oh, no, my only weakness, minors! *hisses and retreats T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kishoto: im thinking of opk T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kishoto: but im not too sure T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: oh, shoot. this aint the channel for that then bud lol T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: weird how to check my age T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kishoto: maybe a clan.. idk.. T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: luc, wanna fight? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: duel? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: my fingers are itching now T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth shakes his head. T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: sure, go ahead T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: anyway vamp under 100 years old is minor T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) OMG It's Stromth: the rp battle T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Morrow: i ll just fly above and watch T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kishoto: anyone wanna fight me? T3/r7/2018-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kishoto: anyone else wanna fight? T3/r7/2018-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: If anyone else uses this channel, reveal yourself. I shall neither harm you nor leave you in harm's way. T3/r7/2018-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Koghom throws a penguin at Reltubydoc. T3/r7/2018-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Ok! I didn't think anyone else used it T3/r7/2018-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ow! That blasted bird landed in the dead center of my nogin! T3/r7/2018-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I couldn't say "Ow! My head!" That's just too boring! T3/r7/2018-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc 's toad is stolen, forcing him to perform a cool regular attack instead T3/r7/2018-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc just called Koghom a whiner and a quaffer, then smacked him with a metal chair. T3/r7/2018-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Chimalli: h T3/r7/2018-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Shaug: recall T3/r7/2018-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spublofe: path T3/r7/2018-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Immpure Anaristos: Port Authority Trans Hudson? T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: It's finally time! I, Reltubydoc, the chaos of bringer... T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Riddim: -t T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: shockproof! I messed up again! T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I, the stariotypical villain, have finally thought up a fool-proof plan that will allow me to take over the world! Muahahahahahaha... Cough! Cough! T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Sorry. I'm kinda new to this since noone uses this channel T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Risio: You will have to fight through laughter first, knave! T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Risio: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: anyway, all I need to do is take control of the mind of an immortal. I know this is basically impossible but I'm too stupid to think of a reasonable idea! T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Risio: I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Risio! Stop pretending that making bad puns is your job! I have a good mind to PUNish you for this! T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Risio: it's in my name darnit! T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: but before I do, wanna hear the story about the time where I wanted to become a banker. T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I almost did take up a job as a banker. But then, I lost interest. T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Risio: https://latinlexicon.org/definition.php?p1=2051708 T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I was also a vegan once. T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Risio: hahaha that is a good one T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: but then, I realized I'd been making a misteak. T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you know what, let's forget about taking over the world T3/r7/2018-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Risio: A spacecraft took pictures of Mars and Saturn and got the best of both worlds.