T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyrainbow: Ahhh, I remember when I was 13 and I was still in that prepubescent stage when I could masturbate to a Go Daddy commercial. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: curses! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: well this is just boring... T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: yell NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: wow! created last night, married today! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: You must have found a sucker T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: lol T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: they want me to kill someones fucking rabbit.. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: NOOOOOO! not the fucking rabbit! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: leave him alone! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull thanks you for massaging his balls. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix whips out a hammer covered in rusted barbs and slime and pounds your balls into a pasty goo. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i didn't massage any balls! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: What the hell? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, what the hell!? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Why are balls being crushed T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Such a waste T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull would so bang that girl on Bearing sea gold.....oh wait...thats a guys....oh well. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: ??? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i never get banged! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Hehe... My boyfriend and I finally got alone a couple nights back T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: psht my man cant keep his hands off me T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull looks to SexyButt Shanon and raises his hand like a makeshift gun, mumbling what sounds like "Bang..." T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: thank you! i've been wanting to get banged T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: there, you have been BANGED, T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: -//w//- It was nice T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're the only one who got it! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: and that was closrer than I wanted to get. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: She's on the sauce again:( T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie hugs Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: so whats better, a long skinny pencil or a really fat pickle? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: id go with soupcan T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fat pickle T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull raises his hand. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: luckily i have both. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: It'll be okay, hon. Just you wait. pickle. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull shows off his chapstik. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm tight but sheesh! a pencil just wouldn't work T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: if you go at it kinda sideways T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: get better traction T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i need some friction! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: AT LEAST THATS WHY I HEARD T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll take a few stitches over not being able to feel anything at all rofl T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: spoken like a true..... T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I was sore most of yesterday -w- My boyfriend was dominant for once. :3 T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep slaps Sephie. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: apparently not dominant enough cause youre still speaking out of turn T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ouch! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: stab otep T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull is happier than a buttered up sphincter being ass raped by a rabid gorilla. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Was that a submissive girl joke? >n> T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm submissive because i love the way he dominates me T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: It was a shovanism statement. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: Who was kidding? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Ome problem T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I'm a guy. >~> T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: thats ok T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: nah T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull swoons in absolute ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: you gave that up when you took in the ass T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a guy too! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull pulls SexyButt Shanon into a nearby barn to have a nice roll in the hay. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: get away from me! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you banged me and said that was closer than you wanted to get :( T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull latches on you like white on rice. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie 3 T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: 4 T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull 4 T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 69 T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: dammit T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: stop messing with my emotes aardwolf T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: why you damning it...that was the best Adam. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: or was it an adam...or just a pet. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to turn this chan off, I'm a bad gf T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: being married makes you a bad gf? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull dances wildly before you! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull takes target practice at the crickets. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Jesus christ it's cold T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Otep: yes it is my son T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie shivers violently T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I need a cuddle buddy desperately T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Dumb boyfriend's parents. :s T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: try your right hand and some internet porn T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stuffed monkeys work wonderful btw T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: >~> I mean literal cuddling. It's cold. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Aw, Shanon's gone. Now who am I going to harrass? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Hi T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie 3 T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie :3 T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly raises her hand. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: newb chars suck! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: ? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: i agree onen T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: suck? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: But aren't you a new character? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: yes and it's hard T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly giggles. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i said "hard" T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: goddammit there are crumbs in my.bed T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: sorry T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: What the fuck did I tell him abouy eating in bed T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: only do it when you aren't watching? T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie growls T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly laffs. T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I HAD A CAT NAMED SNOWBALL. SHE DIED. SHE DIED. MOM SAID SHE WAS SLEEPING. SHE LIED! SHE LIED! T3/r7/2013-03-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: I always suspected you were Lisa, Fiendish. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz and OneNonly share a tender kiss. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i hope your wife doesn't get mad! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: she'd kick my ass rofl T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: i got an incredible idea... T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: slow down, don't wanna ruin a good thing now T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: You want to have an election for Alderman of fairdeal alley? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: no.. afraid Londi will demote me when she finds out T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: so. its a curse game T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: replace a name of the mob with suitable curse word. who can make the funniest switch.. wins something. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: w T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: A whiny Emo kid begs you to cut him. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: A whiny Emo dick begs you to cut him. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: this should be interesting. Should probably exclude stuff like "The Black Fucker" (for when the black nothing comes up). T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: wait, by curse word you mean the 7 words we can't say on television, or just any old slang? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal reaches down and scratches himself... Now he looks VERY happy. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: curse enough to make people blush T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: a male wedding tackle sits back comfortably, enjoying the attention. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull thought THIS was the curse channel. Fuck. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Imms are away! ANARCHYYY! >.> T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: I don't know what it is! But I love it! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: "Aw, not my prison shank grandma" T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull pulls out his pecker and pisses in your corn flakes. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull tries to rub one off for show. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine sticks a label on himself saying "32% humpahol". T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: Big Wang Dexx came? bet that left a mess. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie wonders what the hell is going on T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I dont know T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie hugs noegel out of fucking nowhere T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Hai~ :3 T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i didn't do it damnit! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Eh? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: (D)(W) An olive skinned pussy beckons to you from the back of a wagon. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: is this channel appropiate for someone who is drunk and wants advice T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: no way! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: good advice, or does it matter? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: just use lube and you'll be great! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: meh any would be entertaining T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: use protection T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I agree, it depends entirely on the quality of advice you're expecting T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: fuck on the 1st date! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: but only he/she is UglY T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: it is about a job T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: if you're over 24 you have to fuck on the first night T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: jobs are for chumps T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: and money sucks T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I never put out on the first night though T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: cuz ur fucking beta T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I wait until after midnight. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: hmmm so if i'm older than 24, i'm supposed to fuck on the first date? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I have a job as a random job in south texas for 100k + but i have an oppurtunity in north dakota in the oil field for 250k a year T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: like it's an unwritten law or something? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: its the rule of growing up T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: need a wifre noegel?! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: and i am 24 T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: is the 100k a sure thing? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: umm wife too :D T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: kidding kidding! T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: yes i made 103k last year T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: and the 250 is a gamble i take it? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well if i complete a bachelor program they would pay far T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: north dekota is all rapy and murdery now..for the past 3 years the lowest of the low americans have be flocking there to make money..north worth the risk T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: my family doesnt want me to move away and beither does my girl T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Enjoy that -20 degree weather. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: texas is great, dont leave T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: i will say this: ND is boring as balls T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I prefer cold.. I was born in northern germant T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Enjoy having nothing to spend that 250k on. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught nods at Pharaoh Otep. T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Well I guess you can amazon.com.... Oh well. I'd rather be around people lol and be broke lol T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And I will tell you San Antonio Texas is boring as balls.... and corpus christi, and south padre island T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: put lol twice. cause im that funny T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I fucking hate the people who come down here and are like wow its beautfiul... it is a bunch of dead plants and hills that preserve water T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i say dump the girl, marry me and move to ND T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: it is a failure of an ecosystem lol T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: how old are you onen, also how many kids do you have T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Sorry OneNonly not that drunk T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: wait, i'm already married....nevermind T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: LOL] T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i'm not sure how old I am anymore T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i stopped counting T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well, grrr T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'm 24 and young T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i think i'm around 36-38, maybe 50 T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Should i leave my family and go for the job? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: you sound mexican T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: do you want to? T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I am white T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well 50 white 25 mex and 25 asian T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: ?? how many dicks were in your mom T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And I do... but it is so far it is fucking so far away from anybody T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: 1 T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: i'm 100 cute and 200 sarcastic T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: 1 100% white T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: and my mom is 50 mex 50 as T3/r7/2013-03-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Meh T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nanak: my balls smell like wet dog T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: lick them T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto rapidly nods twice at RedRain, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm gross! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nanak: and my neck hurts... T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: neve watched a dog lick its balls? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto peers intently at Shannon. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i don't normally watch dogs licking their balls T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: you know why they lick their balls? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry to disappoint T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: because they want to make you jealous? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: cause they can T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto rapidly nods twice at RedRain, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: why would that make me jealous T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: because you can't lick your balls? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or theirs for that matter T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: there is nothing wrong with a little cock, its the BIG ones that gag you!! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: skulls caint blush! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Remarto: well that one did T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you AND the horse you rode in on! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's good night in caveman T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Cavemen didn't ride horses T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't you need to call someone or something?! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Is that an offer? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i'll call you in a bit T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, yes....it's an offer T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Save a horse ride a cowboy! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyrainbow: Fuack. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: fuck a duck? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyrainbow: Duck a fuck. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda eyes Greyrainbow up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyrainbow: I feel used again!!! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyrainbow does the happydance with everyone ! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyrainbow: Can somebody suck my dick? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Greyrainbow: Sorry, I meant tuck my chick, he's very tired. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Sup bitches? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: fuck you T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: How's the buttsex treatin ya? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Promise? <3 T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Nice and chaffed T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: ? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: The buttsex and cuddles are VERY nice. :3 T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Sounds like it smells bad. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: My boyfriend and I always clean before an db after >.> T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: That must dry your skin out pretty bad. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie shrugs T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: I've had worse T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: I'd imagine so. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've determined, guys who like buttsex are secretly gay...or openly gay T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: either way...they are gay! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: That's pretty brilliant. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not that there's anything wrong with being gay...just sayin' T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: xD Gee, ya think? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and you little mister! you can't send such texts to me! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon peers intently at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm sure I have NO idea what you're talking about.. T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shall i type it out here for you?! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Weren't we talking about desert? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, *I* was T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Well, um.. Me too! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie is deeply confused T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie s T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie :s T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Oh bugger all T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: "That's right.. dip that strawberry. Dit it nice and slow. Get it all the way in there." That is not as innocent as you may think T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was making chocolate covered strawberries... T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: wouldn't you use mushrooms instead for that? T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: dip it nice and slow...sorry.... T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently i can't type either lol T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I was helping. That is indeed how you make them! T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're too much yzz, simply too much T3/r7/2013-03-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amongst the sorcery and swordplay, SexyButt Shanon steals a kiss from Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: LOL Lassy was forced to eat peanut butter off Timmy's balls... adultswim T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh begins singing the vote song. It goes a little something like "Tralalala, go vote or I will hide fireworks in your condoms, tralalalaBOOOM!" T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://www.topmudsites.com/vote-Sirene.html and http://www.mudconnect.com/mud-bin/vote_rank.cgi?mud=Aardwolf T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Seriously people, 1st by 187 on topmud, 3rd by 76 on tmc... are you all so fucking lazy you can't make a voting account??? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Dammit people we are being beaten by 2 *RP* muds - fairies and furries aren't allowed to win! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kinky!!! Sephie has gagged himself. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie forces a gag into Noegel's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie rips his clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Go T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Go T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: by the goddesses socials are fun T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: and a dictator is a potatoe with a hole drilled into it with a dick in it T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i had fun with donald trump on that one T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what the flag?! why are you talking about drilling potatoes? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: assad maybe a mafia boss, but the jews attacking him are the ones killing all the people T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: really rabshakeh? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: no T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: tell me more about your philosophy. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: drill more potatoes first T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: your metaphysical military strategy is transparent to me T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i do not know how, teach me, please? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: oh well, fuck so, ill spend my time chaosing paltalk till april 11 after creating this new hostage situation for lasher to stalinize the gestapo agency on T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: -q 5 T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: already provided 13 steps to nowhere for the lyrics for my insult T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: think i fear dictators you better think again, my ancestors fought them pretty good T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: that was them rabshakeh, they didnt waste time on muds T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: time is neither wasted nor used, it just exists T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no, i am pretty sure my time was just wasted T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: and arguing with idiots is a waste of time T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so stop arguing with me then! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i am glad you understand T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maservi: cooooooooooooooooocks. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon perks up, something must have grabbed her attention. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler forces a gag into Princess Shanon's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel giggles T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't say anything! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You are gagged though T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you were about to T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the gag didn't work...i'm still talking T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: dont make me use the big gag T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at Humbler. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler shakes his head. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: your cock isn't that big... T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: off to talk with farrakhan and the nation of islam about how the nazi's were righteous avengers on the bolshevik's i guess T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: it's a creative waste of time T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well have fun with that! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: at least i found some cool black's among the racist flock T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: anyone doing anything interesting tonight? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: damn monday, most boring day of the week T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: trump must be sticking about 10 million potatoes in his asshole today to earn his daily bread for 1000 dollars each T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: us civilized people drill a core and then fuck T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: untermensch T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: trash brit's and their games T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seems like my spouse is never on when i am :( T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Getsuko: What kind of "on" are you referring to given this is the curse channel? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Getsuko here. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was referring to never online when i am T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: or were you? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh hush you! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Please, tell us all about him! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're clannies with him so you already know him...goofball! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no! tell us about how you are auditioning for his replacement! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiiit, none of you could compare to his awesomeness T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Nah, he's never on when I am either T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even on his worst day he is still pretty freakin' amazing T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well he and his awesomeness arent here, surely you could share your time with another lucky chap or lass? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i'll pass T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: on the lasses too?! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sure he has spies watching my every move... T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: this intervention suddenly got boring T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mission accomplished! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: if he has spies im pretty sure hed like footage of you and a lady hugging or holding hands, or sitting under a tree T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, he doesn't share T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: can't blame him though...I wouldn't want to share me either if i were him T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ha! i bet he would make *that* exception T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie struts proudly. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i doubt it T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Hello, bitches, I have arrived T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: better ask him. :) T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto smacks Sephie out of his boots with a sign reading "NO !!" T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: hello bitch, welcome T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i will when i talk to him tonight on the phone :) T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: tell him to thank humbler T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and blame sephie T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: careful, he might come after you lol T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: trying to convince me to leave him for some chick.... T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why? i didnt say that! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i am pretty sure i have at least a dozen witnesses that would testify to me trying to convince you to give him a nice surprise/gift T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie slaps [Outlaw] Remarto. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i didnt say leave him, i said keep her warm until he gets there T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: holy crap this is way more obscene than i had intended T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what are you doing to me you corrupting influence?! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie gives Humbler a nice booty smack. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: That. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: hey! my treasure is off limits! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler remains motionless as Sephie slips a silk blindfold over his eyes. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie forces a gag into Humbler's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: All better. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler yells: NO! DON'T TOUCH MY NO-NO ZONE! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Oh dear goddesses I am dying of laughter xD T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: please die quickly and quietly T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: BAZING T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie feels just like Patrick Swayze in that mini-skirt! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish feels just like Patrick Stewart in that mini-skirt! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler says, "I think Quentin is starting to understand me." T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An aura of candies and flowers surrounds Sephie as he turns into.. Barbie! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler sighs as he thinks of Johnny McAmerican, the school football captain. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: So, what's up with everyone? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto waves a large bright black sign reading " " T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler declares the academy a waste of time, then asks how the hell do you play this mud anyway?! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler walks around saluting nobody in particular. Weirdo. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: The academy is SO not a waste of time. Have you done economics yet? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto rides up upon his WarGrape and salutes with fist to heart. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler hobbles up upon his three-legged warantelope and salutes with fist to heart. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: damn them hummingbirds are nasty. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: speaking of hummers, got another crick in the neck trying to self blow. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: use a dyson, it never loses suction. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and it will keep anything that comes off safe and sound in the bag inside T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's a bagless model. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: even better! see through plastic cup T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you can confirm if the burning is permanent or temporary with a glance T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Shark makes a similar product with a liftaway module for added convenience and comfort. T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: but you should consider a badger, like the one in the amusement park, psychic T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: damn animals done gone mad ! T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: do you think it'd be approved to make a manor pie that says "Stay calm and hit her" like those t-shirts Amazon used to sell? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: wern't those shirts just adword algarithm based? T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: God dammit I've gained like 5 levels at my second remort hunting grovs grofs and grots and I cant find the last one sonofabitch grrrr this is where I have an issue with help flags grrrr there are hundreds of these fuckers in this land T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: muslim invasion on april 11, it's a sign from the jews who serve them in ezra 9:9 T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: get your torpedoes ready T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: anti aircraft missiles ready T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i might be seeing triple but at least i'm not a muslim T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: canadians are supposed to be pleasant T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: mis T3/r7/2013-03-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: thars a moose loose aboot in the hoose! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rodarn: staff T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst: life gets more difficult.. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus fucks you so hard,your mangina breaks. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: why in the hell can i not drop this demon faced taisman T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: talisman T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rodarn: is its cursed kekeke T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i had n incantation done but nothing happened T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adlezl: love the 'ai' for text here. assault vole = ass vole. damn crafty wizards :) T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Better put on those protective lenses! Greyrainbow has got that look in his eyes again! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: FUCKI NEED A JOB T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: FUCK I NEED A JOB T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst: god damn it T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull waits for the cock fucked vaginas to dry up. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Like a desert T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: seems that admitting to the girl you just met that you only think of her now when you rub one off is not a turn on for her. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Not usually. But at least you're honest, and that's what really counts, right? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst: i am fucking useless at times T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst: actually all the time T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst: can someone pls give me a good kick up the ass? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda kicks the crap out Moonburst's donkey for no apparent reason. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst: thanks. jeez i am useless T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: evening everyone T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Hai T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that means hello in dinosaur T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I thought it was "here, have a cookie"? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that too T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG my spouse is online when i am!! i'd better log off...quick! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and goodbye being "stupid kids, get off my lawn!" T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: anyone doing anything exciting tonight? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull offers you a chapstick because theres nothing wrong with sucking a little cock, its the big ones that will gag you. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, i'm still here T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wow... T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can't get rid of me that easily! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: gonna go tp my cheating girlfriend's front lawn. That's more of an ex-inciting thing, though. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: skull you make many friends in school today? how is 3rd grade coming along? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i wouldnt try shanon, i don't fight losing battles T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I will now be accompanying Hanslanda to tp his cheating girlfriend's front lawn. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull thanks you for your reach around offer but declines. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: your gf cheated on you? sorry to hear it T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww, i want a "reach around" T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pouts. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you driving or offering moral support Yzz? xP T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull pulls SexyButt Shanon into a nearby barn to have a nice roll in the hay. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm a hell of a getaway driver T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler rolls his eyes in disgust at Skullith. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull THWAPS Skullith for being a moron. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler slaps Skullith. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why is skullith getting hit? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you guys are going to miss me sooooo much T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull pats Humbler on his head. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he's much more important in the logic of Aardwolf at the moment. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'll decide when the time comes if I just leave him there or let him get in the car first though T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be gone thursday - monday T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you won't have anyone to pick on T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or drool on T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or gawk at T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: What am I going to do then? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull drools upon The Green o-}HooKer{-o. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: but we will be having fun too, and you will miss all of it T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Yzz here. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hopefully me! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear SexyButt Shanon has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you drive really fast, you can pick up a DIY kit on your way to see her and can mold yourself a Shanon dollie to sleep with (anatomically correct, even.) T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: impossible, it wouldnt be the same T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well maybe he could sell them as souvenirs for those who have not, so we dont envy him too much T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I dunno, might do in a pinch. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or just take me back with him... T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not for Yzz, once you taste the fresh fruit, from concentrate won't be the same T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm, if he were coming to see me that is T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon begins looking quite bashful. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz takes preorders for your very own ballistics gel Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and if he gets a set of those internet pillows, they could have pillow talk in the lonely hours of the night. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: have you considered how much money you could make Yzz? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this world can't handle more than one of me....trust me! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: if they each get a pillow made, they can have an orgy with themselves! hehe T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You have to pay extra for me to deactivate the voice feature though. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz ducks defensively. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, no, the pillows would be for the voiceover only. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiit, i don't hear you complaining when we talk for hours T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: just alternate the pillows and the people or it would get weird T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: -1 pie T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: keep in mind that the DIY kit would lead to bathroom sex. Cleaning can be such fun, then. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, i lock the door behind me lol T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: aww, poor Yzz, no rub-a-dub-dub in the tub for him! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: wait, you aren't one of them new englanders who has the shower on the outside of the house, right? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: doors are just challenges, testing your leg strength T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you just need to prove your worthiness by kicking it down Yzz. we believe in you T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, he'll just pounce on me when i come out of the bathroom rofl T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and if you fail, you are dead to us. you hear me? dead. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I pick locks too. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what kind of person has that much patience? not a winner, thats who T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I also slice, dice, and do Julie Anne T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm if you're doing Julie Anne then you'd better not show up at my house T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I was going to bring her along and share. Sheesh. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon seems to be a grumpy bear... she is grumbling at poor Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: testicle soup anyone?! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: What kind of guy do you think I am? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a dead one if you're doing Julie Anne! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: who is Julie Anne? and why is she such a bad thing to do? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: because if he is doing anyone other than me, I'm not going to be a happy woman. and everyone knows the rules T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: doesnt making Yzz happy make you happy? And if doing Julie Anne makes him happy, you should be helping him not stopping him. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: luckily for him, i know he doesn't have time for anyone else :) he spends all his time with me lol T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm all the woman he will ever need T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all 550 pounds of me! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or 650...i forgot what i said last T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Maybe you broke enough of a sweat to lose that 100 T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but maybe i put it all back on...it's been 3 weeks!!! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler is drooling over something yummy. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: I do not sport wood when mudding naked.Well, unless there is a fresh hot apple pie lying around. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: mis T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn stamps the official seal of FREAK on An ugly Skull's forehead. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Gross is right. Everyone knows blueberry pies feel more real. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel giggles. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull just got tea bagged while sleeping with his mouth open. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: fuck T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: fuck T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: let it out! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: shit balls T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: uncle fucka!?!.... whats going on in his house... T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: wow bigger longer and uncut brings back memories T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: someones old T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain shakes his cane at you. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i didn't do it! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: you forgot i swear we can do that on this channel T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain goes, "Extra Super fucking whee!" T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: nasty cunts with shit on their pubs T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: they need a social for that! damnit T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: That could lead to a smellier infection. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: an attention seeking device on auction uhh cant you just go to a major city for that?! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull just rubbed one off in your bowl of soup. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream was bitten by a zombie and decided to take his own life! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: the curse channel is not for shower patch kids! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Why not? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: good point T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damn when there is nothin left to do it takes forever to fuckin quest again T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Campaign!! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Fuuuck yea T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: flirt! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: squirt! T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: never grabbed the concept of only gettin like the room n not the area T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only if you're a guy... T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Spurt? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: spat T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Campaign is waaay easier when you use the where (mob) command. I unfortunately didn't know about that till like level 170 on my first class T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I was wandering around like a fool in places like labyrinth or underdark T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: i hate underdark T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Yeah lol T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: It needs to burn T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or have phone sex between quests...that's what i do T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: hell in v3 it took me forever to learn vidblain until i figured it out T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol I don't know about that I've been playing for a few weeks T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Phone sex is overrated T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: thats great and all but my cellfone died like two weeks ago:P T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Mudsexxx T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: so is vigina sex T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: How do you live T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: (.)(.) T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: hell its quiet i play psp most of the time unless im workin at a dragway in the summer T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: go figure i wanted more time outside n get stuck runnin a computer at work T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: in the original dos system fuck yeah never crashes T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I used to be a master at DOS when I was young. My mom was given a DOS computer when it first came out when she was in the Air Force. T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I was playing Day of the Tentacle and Doom.... she didn't know about doom until she saw it one day and spanked me for playing it lol T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: still cant fuckin beat it i have an old comp with the 6 in floppy drive T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Which game? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: dunno still in the attic all packed away with a couple shoeboxes filled w em T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: and also one of the first few handhelds the sega fuckin gamegear w sonic still in it T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Fuck yea I used to have one... played Power Rangers on it but could never beat the boss T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I was a wee lad T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yeah still have the nes n snes too T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7045001728/h081A95E4/ T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Wasn't old enough to have the NES... my SNES was wrecked by my douche younger brother when he got mad at me. I kicked his ass pretty hard T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valthier: fuck T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fragleader: cock fuck shit damn hell tits T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Valthier: im stuck in secret document room in kingsholm wtf T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: God dammit I got back from a horrible date T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: What are your horrible dates T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreckis: not getting laid, but you paid like you should have =p T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: chloroform dates? T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: 1/1 usually goes pretty terribly for me T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I understand the paid dates... T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Jesus, we have been dating for two years and I got this nice room for over $700 a night and she STILL wouldn't fuck me T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Awww man T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: If you have been dating dry for 2 years you are doing it wrong T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: She is one of those Christian girls. I tried many times and was almost successful... but then she is like "No better not" T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bowl of Granola: just tell her that god has guided you to her and you feel that it is right T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Either that or psychedelics T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: LOL I have tried that T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bowl of Granola: that you prayed for someone to come and accept you T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bowl of Granola: and that you want to feel Christ between her thighs T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'm not small or anything but god damn I am horny T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Gah T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I will be cursed to sexual hell for eternity T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fragleader: doomed to the fleshlight Noegel T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: No I will never use the fleshlight T3/r7/2013-03-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I like using sexual deprivation so I can feel better when I get it T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Nothing is better than being faithful for a year and having sex after a deployment T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: LOL nobody has held it in for that long? T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: It's god damned to the amazing forever amazing T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: Your exp per level is 10000. T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bruceleeroy: can someone permantley over stimulate the central nervouse system with excessive caffiene use? T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bruceleeroy: good question... horrible spelling T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: no T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull smells wet vagina.....no...wait...never mind, moms cooking fish. T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F96bEoKAtS0&t=110s T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Getsuko: Why did I watch that :P T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: watch what? That french artporn movie with the girl taking jobs as a bedtime fondle-doll? T3/r7/2013-03-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rose Of Courtess: doesn2 rhyme! T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Heisenburger: make her scream! T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: http://rightxd.com/666/ T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thordek: remove T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thordek: *_* T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Jauheliha T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Why are there gold coins in every damn room in this planes map!! Rawrt T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: intrepid adventurers naively think it distracts the denizens. T3/r7/2013-03-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Interprid adventurers need to suck my dick because there seems to be no exit... I guess the black cube at the entrance disappeared when the area popped noooo T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Julliet: Xyl's Mosaic is fuckin' wacky. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Fuck SimCity 5 and the ridiculous server issues T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I hope DRM dies T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Truly. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Why can't I play singleplayer without internet? Ugh ok I'm done now :) T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Just let it all out. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Don't bottle up these feelings! T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gunskull: lol T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda comforts Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: let em go T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol aw thanks I feel all warm now. Maybe warm enough to melt this SimCity dvd T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: If SimCity wasn't online only, the RMAH would be hacked... oh wait. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: you know, if I wanted peanuts, I would have eaten them myself, so next time, I expect you to do a better job of cleaning before that salad gets tossed. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: mis T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: GOD dammit I hate tasks and goals. And invisible exits that are not known without looking it up online! What happened to being able to investigate words in the room description and being able to investigate from there? This shouldn't be a god damned walkthrough MUD. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And the stupid "exact command to enter a room" T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: enter crack should be equal to enter deep craxck T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: No dirtiness intended T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: If you have specific grievances, you should post them on the bugs, typos, or ideas boards as appropriate. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: complaining about it without filing an official report helps nobody T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well, it is the curse channel, Sir Fiendish. I'm just annoyed by the silly things I have to look up just to initiate. Posting on a board isn't going to change anything. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'm just being a complainer. Yargh T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel hug Fiendish T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I'm going to say that you probably don't actually have to look anything up. But if you're not willing to post notes about problems you find, then you're just being a bad citizen. T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: the bugs and typos boards exist for a reason T3/r7/2013-03-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Aw man, I'm a bad citizen. I will look harder, then. I'm not a bad citizen, I assure you. But I guess I'm just not as good of a detective as I thought I was. T3/r7/2013-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: fucking enchilladas T3/r7/2013-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Well, first time's always hard I guess. T3/r7/2013-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: FUCK HANGOVERS T3/r7/2013-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drziggles: anyone home? T3/r7/2013-03-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drziggles: or am i all allooooone!? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Julliet: I fuckin love triple experience. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bruceleeroy: err.. i drank too much tonight T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i wanna marry a prostitute...they always in the mood for some sexual healing T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: only if you pay them T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i would of payed for the wedding... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: would have paid T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: my perants would of payed... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: should pay for english lessons instead T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i think your perants should of payed for logic classes instead,you notice that aardwolf is a worldwide game with people from different cultures,right? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And maybe your perants should pay for spelling classes? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: and maybe your perants...should have made you... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst: uh oh T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: ...a bit more mature.. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonburst yelps and hides under the table T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yes, how immature of me to expecct grown ups to be able to write english properly in a text game in english. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) "What's that blue thing ...doing here?", screams Alerno. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: if i told you i am still in highschool,would you learn how to do research before talking shit? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: even a high schooler should be able to writer english properly. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: nah... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: no thou should not if drunk T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium thanks [Outlaw] Remarto heartily. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: people do understand I am drunk,some of us got lifes irl ...you know? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: being drunk doesn't cause you to mistake of for have T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: nor vice versa T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: having enough money left in your pocket to get drunk is the life.... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tlamacazqui: unless your definition of having a life doesn't happen to include getting drunk... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i think they one of em people,have a kitten on your lap and aard. That's the life for em,but i won't judge ... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: says the person who claims to still be in high school. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: thanks for pointing out the obvious,Fiendish T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: My definition of having a life involves touching of boobs. I rarely have a life :( T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: touching boobs? Wow...that's interesting... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish calls upon \End-of-Conversation Man/ to quiet Ranrr. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: My man-boobs don't count, tho. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: are you talking about getting hugs? Omg,how old are you? 13? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: says the person who claims to be in high school T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kagebusin: hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: if getting hugs is the 'life' then... I guess everyone on aard has a life T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Oh, I wish I was 13 again, and my main goal in life was to find out how many times a day I could jerk off without breaking it. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kagebusin: hahahahahahaha T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: well,jerking off is better then hugs,I guess. Goodluck on your lifegoals man:) T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And good luck finding out what to do with boobs. Hint: Not talking about hugs. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: boobs bore me. I am into pussy,if anyone get's a boner from staring or touching boobs,they need to see a psychologist urgently. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: spoken as a true virgin T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namak: haha T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namak: aye T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: I mean even babies get bored of boobs,they just suck them then throw the boob aside. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: virgins always call others virgins... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: A virgin will always be quick to call another guy/girl a virgin,so they can take the attention of themselves because they lack knowledge in sexual activities T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: that's great, high school guy T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: and i think i see 0 fucks given T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: thanks,for pointing out the obvious again,Fiendish. Do you do this often? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: why don't imms slay me? I wanna get executed so I can also have something interesting to talk about in my Aard life... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: anyways,I will work on my english. Be patient with me... T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: ._. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: FUCK YOU EA, FUCK YOU. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: FUUUUUUUCK. YOOOOOOOOOOU. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: mad bro? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Sim City issues?> T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Always. Forever. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: I just want to LOVE Sim City. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: That's all I want to do. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Yeah they fucked this one up bad T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Why does EA have to get in the waqY?!?!?!?! T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) My name is Shake: All you want is bang bang bang? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Hahaha, wait Shake, is it... 2001? T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!!??! T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) My name is Shake: It's deez. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda hugs My name is Shake. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: today is 13.3.10 T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: LOL ty. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: freakin partroxis quest T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: what a bitch T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: all for a big box of nickles T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Julliet: w T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Julliet: fuckin' OOPS. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull mounts you from behind while you sleep.Hope you enjoy it. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum thanks An ugly Skull heartily. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: I didn't feel anything, though. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: hard to feel chapstick. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: especially chapstick in that much ass. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull ducks defensively. T3/r7/2013-03-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: hows it going everyone? T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: so...spellcasting classes got a boost because the imms felt sorry for them... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: in general,melee is stronger T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: in general spellcasting classes will be fucking melee classes.. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: until someone uses a stun skill T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: Imms will probably add something called 'anti-stun shield'... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: rather,add a magic stun that lowers damage/skips a round T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: check out some of the top tier players, especially the PvP ones T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: then warriors will get ''anti-stun shield break'... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: not going to find very many, if any pmage-type ones T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: like navigator already has T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: this was a long time coming, good for the imms to try to level the field T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: yeah yeah,i have seen them high tiers. They get boring after a while... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: like everywar is predictable,tier9 warrior has the best chance of winning... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: race wars? Humans... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: clan wars? Who ever is the best at ganking.... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and yet you complain that mages now get a bump? T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: and wars are always going to be numbers games T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i complain about everything... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium peers intently at Memnarch. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: people naturally tend to skew towards the more copious and often dominant race/class/clan/etc T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: a warrior is going to win it. Any bets? T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: people have this attitude. The 'i wanna be like that tier9 human warrior' type of ish... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: balancing races would be an idea... T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: .....so a player walks into a room full of mobs and just sits there, the mobs are fair kill after if the player doesnt answer or attack? {Prolly need to add a cock fucked vagina in here somewhere since this is curse channel.) T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: this player wouldn't happen to be Skull, would it? T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: yes I am skull T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: if i walked into a room with a person i'd just kill everything T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: odd you couldnt figure that out. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I meant in your example. Are you the one standing there not doing anything, or are you the one doing the asking? T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: yes. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: I think. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: too late now I killed all the mobs and the guy is still just sitting there. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: well, then, who cares? Just do what you want and let the imms sort it out. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: whats an imm? T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: immortal T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: like im a sort it out> T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they're the kids with all the latest iphones and tablets and google shoes. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: sweet T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashiell: Forget it then, you can't claim mobs you're not fighting T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: yea but most of the time I bypass rooms if a player is there with mobs,but this guy is still there and wouldnt answer and wouldnt attack. Oh well, im a sort out some more mobs then. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the rule of thumb I use is if the player is doing anything visible. If he is, I don't try the "oh, hey, you're not fighting this mob so I will" stuff. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: maybe his bot broke. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if it did, imms can't do anything to nab him. I don't think endless repetition of commands that do anything but return error messages like "I don't know what you're referring to." is actually against policy. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed. T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wassup my bitches?! T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm guess everyone is hiding from me T3/r7/2013-03-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manacurio: "A donkey's punch wounds you" doesn't it always. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: GOD DAMMIT WINDOWS 8 MAKES IT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD GOD DAMNED ANYTHING! (ends screaming) It's so frustrating just to update fucking Flash Player on my new laptop. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Getsuko pats Noegel on his head. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what's it doing now? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Apparently my laptop thinks flash is a horrible virus... oh and Firefox is a computer destroying virus as well. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: oh, step 1: uninstall Norton. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I have to manually go in and disable protection systems, just so I can download it. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Don't have norton T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Though I do have a free version of Kapersky that came with it. Most definitely am switching to another antivirus when the trial is over T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Step one: Uninstall Norton. Step two: Be put on a secret CIA blacklist. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: Step three: verify the CIA doesn't take orders from Al Qaeda in Yemen T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: as seen on the al jazeera documentary, 'america's dangerous game' T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: Don't mess with genies in Magic Lanterns, even if they claim to keep viruses away. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Jesus Fuck the USA and their Drones T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i'll mess with whatever i want, like a true patriot T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I love the USA T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I don't like the killing me without court T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I mean god damn I'm drinking but if I'm actually a bad guy, then capture me, try me, and execute me publicly T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: the cia scares me as much as the kgb's claim that the chief of the gestapo wasn't worthy of being a lieutenant in the kgb, yet america relied on klaus barbie the french nazi to catch che gueverra T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: so they're braindead morons for the most part who can't even touch the bottom of the nuts of a less than nothing in the nazi hierarchy which is less than the kgb T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: according to what i read anyways T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: you can consult your various middle-eastern persian ottoman masters for insight into that T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: and they also bomb canadians at tamil farm and say a canadian woman committed suicide there T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: We are about to be slaves to China. They have immense resources. We have immense oil.. but China has immense "rare earth elemants." T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: tarnak* T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Yeah we, USA, don't hear about Canada business..... T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: how come the president of liberia worked for the world bank, was a rebel, and sankara the malian wanted to subvert it for international racist communism purposes, which obama shook the hand of in a photograph T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: oh well, it's no worse than the secret service whoring out some colombians on the tax-money funding various foreign aid packages T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I don't know what that has to do with anything in our conversation... but that's cool. Obama is giving awards left and right... just like he is giving an award (actually his wife) to a woman who says that we, as the USA, should disregard Jews..... T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i'm just kidding though, you pretend to be serious T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: like 2 international war criminals released and pardoned by the new kenyan human rights commission of the UN, for violations on human rights, while mladic remains in prison T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: no problem, go and be presidents, this other one doesn't like people like you so he can stay in jail T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Ok exactly what are you arguing for? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: what're you putting me on Osama bin Obama's hitlist for T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: did Michael Jacksonville in Ukraine's Jewish Organ-Running business tip you off onto the sex tourism industrialists T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: or was it the vietnamese politician in germany T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I am so confused.. I am against USA surveillance on citizens... but you are being pretty stupid and reversing it on me T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'm a mixed liberal/conservative T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i hate the world and everybody who enjoys it T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: is that against the law T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: just because i belittle the cia that's threatening me i'm a terrorist T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i guess i shoudl show more humbleness to the high and mighty T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: otherwise they'll gulag death camp me like stalin in the spanish inquisition T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: and his 6 jewish chiefs from ezra 9:9 of the rabbi marxists T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: and their persian handlers of god T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You're pathetic T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: If anarchy was in law T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You would complain against that T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And you would argue for a bonafide law system T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: there is no bona fide law system in development, nor sufficient government that isn't ogliarchal T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You are like those emo teens in Norway, who spray paint government buildings and bus stops because "The bus always shows up on time" or "The law is always fair" T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: For you, no matter what, the law will never be equal T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: The law will never be fair T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: So move the fuck out you piece of shit T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: that's too bad, at least breivik wanted some fairness in the government, but instead the persian jewish handlers of norway ushered in the ottoman empire for their obligation to be bent over by muhammed's T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Then move somewhere else god dammitr T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: If you're sooooooooo unhappy T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: that was unfortunate that that kind of stuff happened, but he had the right idea in mind, namely not being decapitated for not observing ramadan in oslo, as recommennded by the liberal norwegian government's support for islamic masters T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: you don't see me going around and shooting people up and raping them and stuff T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: but your CIA funds people who do that in the middle east and south america and america itself in their 'mafia investigations' and across europe T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: wherever else they see some holes to poke they have to do some investigations to make sure that they're clean enough to filled with sperm, T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: kgb and china do the same though T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: it's like some kind of international happy time T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: playing gladiator arena with the corpse people T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Yeah I think our CIA doing their thing is worth the bullshit of the world T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Apply to www.documentingreality.vom T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: .com T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i think if any real enemies existed in the world, they would have fired alot more nukes by now T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Then you can see the horrors people go through when they have no laws T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: 2 on hiroshima, .. , and then T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: yeah, full of crap people can't even use their god-complex, so now they're the international gladiator sportsmen with their hole inspection agency's T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Seeing a Turkish girl take a reflex breath when her brain is gone.. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Seeing syrian rebels take stupid risks T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i'm just repeating shit i read on the internet, popular tabloid sites etc T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Seeing Allah rebels scream "allah akbar" T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well, once you see the actual horrors in your face.... T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: jewish people think funding syrian rebels is the right thing to do, don't they T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Shut the fuck up T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: probably will eventually, they're going to holocaust canada soon aren't they? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You're a little boy who has never seen a man shot T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: seeing a man shot makes you a man? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: how about doing the shooting T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Please donate the 10 bucks it takes to view a video on the site T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: makes you feel like you're a step above god, or what T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And I habe T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: No it makes you feel like shit T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Becuase I took the life of a man who genuinely believed in his cause T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: yeah, and was he a lone ranger or a organized military unit T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i don't believe in fighting for jews across the ocean and 2000 miles of desert, or importing their allah god for chinese service technicians T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well then send them a text... Hey we USA soldiers are ok... calm the fuck down T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: so i guess i'm inferior cause, i didn't join my country in a war i never believed in T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Oh then you should rebel! T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Do it... I live in Texas... T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: if canada had the population of the usa, and the usa was trying to mess around with canada, then i'd join that war, cause it's closer to here than across the ocean and 2000 miles of desert T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: but this other stuff, i don't know what to make of it, seems like somebody stuck their head up their ass and farted bloody-chunks all over their dilating pupils T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Yeah.... the problem is canada doesnt have that population lol T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: cause hitler holocaust death camped it in 1943 invasion T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Just like we are facing the doom of war with China T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: If we wanted Canada and Mexico... we would take it so shut the fuck up T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Multiple political policies are significantly healthier T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: so you could bring it into the light of allah, like cnn? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: and harvard T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I could if I forced to talk about allah lol T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel wonders harvard? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: google 'chaplain harvard apostate' T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: they have his breed in norway doing publicity campaigns and in other places near russia T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Ok?? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: showing them the way, the truth, and the death to the infidels T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: well, that's your CIA at work isn't it T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Why aren't you leading the way in your country? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: they need me to look on google to see anything wrong with it T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You obviously have the way! T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: because politics is bullshit, as i'm good at pointing out T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i don't agree with all the serial killing rapists running the world, if they were just ordinary people and the law wasn't on their side, then that's to be expected, but more alienated like people who see aliens T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Is politics the reason for the destruction of humanity? No. It took a strong man to make us as we are. Are we giving too much power to a single man? Maybe. But you know what? You aren't doing anything to change it. You are a MUDder talking to me (a software engineer) and sitting on your ass doing nothing. So wake up and change the world! T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: you know, but where's that in .. that? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: it's not there very much T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Get OFF your ASS and change the WORLD you lazy bastard T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: politics is the reason so much of humanity is stupid and believes in lies and shit like that, it takes an honest leader to voluntarily receive respect from your people T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: there's nothing to change, it'll be evil forever here according to my dreams T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: just going to course on through the evolution into hellfire, and then keep on burning T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: all greased up and covered in oily snakes T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: That is the stupid vision of EMO bitches T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: what's the smart version of the future T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: MEN who have wanted change T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: HAVE MADE CHANGE T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Oh you're so smart T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: well, then why didn't they get it yet, politicians must not be partially responsible for their thoughts and communities and education and resource management and system's of organized society T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: What is you're smart future? my sexy future son T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i guess they should all blank tehir minds and let god do the driving, just as soon as he arrives, no eating or drinking or anything until then T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You have obviously not run a big corporationl... T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: How old are you? T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i dropped out of life at 15 T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: so, i'm probably not much older mentally, i've always been inferior with an iq of 127 the test said, but socially retarded and against everybody instinctually T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well that makes a lot of sense T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Dude I have a tested IQ of 171 and I'm drunk as all hell T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Government is necessary. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You're silly government system would fail T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: then how come germany was so successful and didn't have to lie for a living T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: back when bismarck was rooting out the roman catholics and other cultists from political influence there, becoming a sovereign nation of solidarity T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: they were alot more honest in the some of them countries in the past than they get away with not being today, before absolute dictatorship and stupidity set in T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You Fail. Calm it down. If you want to be a badass.... then rebel. I will see you in my bunker 5000 miles away and will blow you away. Sorry you're sooooo anti-american-british-any-other-group-fuck-you T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: everything dies eventually, some things are worse than death, like worshipping people like you for a living T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: GOD dammit nobody worships me you are a failure T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: GOD dammit nobody worships me you are a failure T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: GOD dammit nobody worships me you are a failure T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula points at himself, obviously very confused. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull would like to know who is ready to bump his pickle. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish takes out a 12" shotgun and blows a hole in his ISP. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto snickers with The Jerk Fiendish about their shared secret. T3/r7/2013-03-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OneNonly: sup bitches?! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Moth or fox or! African Cockswallow! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Hansel and Grundles! Sphincter masseuse! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Fartbreathed weasel kisser! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bowl of Granola: what the fuck T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Lemon meringue cunnilingus! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bowl of Granola: turning this off now T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: My work here is done. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: FUCK THESE FUCKING DEMON KEYS WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS A KEY MADE OUT OF FUCKING DUST! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: GAR!!! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: GOD DAMMIT T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I had to curse ands fuck with everybody T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't fuck with me! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: It took a litre of vodka T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Shanon, want to have some kinky sex? I will bring the pinapple, a parrot and some lube.. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no fair! i can't drink T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: ok... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: For them to finally let loose on the eXXXtreme lag T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm, only if you promise i get to go first T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: promise to let me go first....geez, i can't even type correctly rofl T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: I will let You have the pineapple while I prepare the parrot? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you got me all worked up with the pineapple and parrot comment... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'll give you a kiss shanon T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, deal! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really wanted the parrot first but...that's ok this time T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Excellent T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex goes "Hmmm ..." as he slowly nods his head. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well.. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, not your noegel. no kisses T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon barfs all over Noegel! Yecchh what a mess! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Awwww T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium gets a blank look on his face. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: AWWW MANNN T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only you fantomex...only you rofl T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex swoons in absolute ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i don't get the parrot and T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this channel cracks me up T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: ok..i get the lube. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I copped a feel T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hell no you don't get the parrot or pineapple...those are mine! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: but the parrot? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't need no stinkin' lube! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: There's a lesson to be learned here, Noegel. If You're not willing to invest in a pineapple, You'll be told to fuck off by most people... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: heh T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the burning sensation from the stretching will only last a few minutes... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel giggles. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well I'm a border patrol agent I can handle myself T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and my spouse is never around :( i think he's ran off with someone else :( T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: extraction takes considerably longer, and you may want to invest in air fresheners. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Come here Shanon T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'll slap you T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel slaps Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Rawr wrong shanon T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: noegel,are you a female or a male? You also confuse me... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Who knows T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i look in the mirror and get confused all the time! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he's the best of both worlds T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Jesus knows! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: right... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i couldn't remember the email address to send pics for the aard webpage, so i sent a message on the aard facebook page with pics. i wonder if that will work T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: ? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I figured everyone could use a good laugh T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Do you know Jesus though? If so, kindly tell him to stop showing up in my pancakes. God, that's annoying. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not responsible for bleeding eyes though... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's why i eat waffles! no jesus there! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium looks at Arugula but draws a blank. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula is agreeing with that SexyButt Shanon person again... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Z i am a girl lol T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: me 2 lol T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good god! i'm glad i refused the kisses then! YEUCK! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me too T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: yeah,sure. I am Rihanna irl:) T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: But I made pancakes today and it looked liked the history channel T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i want to make out with arugula T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wonder if my spouse would mind T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Everybody does T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: do it T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, he's not here... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but wouldn't that be cheating? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula kisses SexyButt Shanon fiercely. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon faints into Arugula's open arms. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: what's cheating? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: HOTTT MUUD SEXXX i cant keep up T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, me either! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: people take relationships as a MUD game. If you use multiple characters to farm 'orgasms',you are 'cheating'... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: Unless you're practicing sexual alchemy. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium nods. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm so i can have mud sex with my spouses alt and it's not cheating?! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: No, just think of it as increasing your longevity. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: my excuse is always on of the following: 'i got raped' or 'your pussy got boring' T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: one* T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I will have sex with anybody T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the only cheating here involves botting and bug abuse, so as long as you don't employ battery-powered sex toys or mess with the crabs you're golden. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiiiiit, I doubt my pussy would ever get boring T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww, i can't play with the crabs :( well that's no fun! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: My cock might get boring T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's probably true T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: it's boring already T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium ducks defensively. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: My pussy might grt dry T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: maybe if we tied her down and stuck an apple in her mouth. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess what?! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: tied who down? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I didn't forget to swallow!! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium peers intently at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: kinda hard to forget when you ate the garden hose. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pussy can get dry? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: you need sexual healing... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium peers intently at Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: drink T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yep, it happens when it gets old and wrinkly T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: you need a new pussy T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda buries his face in his hand and sighs, shaking his head. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel apparently I need a new pussy T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, i know it can start out dry....but after it's wet, he can get dry again? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she, not he....rofl T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel is a border patrol agent... and will fuck ............................ T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not really possible to be dry, get wet, go dry again....is it? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: like during sex... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Run! [Outlaw] Remarto just took out a {Twinlube}, while looking at your ass. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes please, use lube on my ass. it doesn't make it's own lube T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium grabs [Outlaw] Remarto and drops him with an RKO! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least not...well....clean lube T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: not during sex, but definitely after. That's why girls go to the bathroom afterwards. They don't want the grilled-cheese sandwich between their legs in the morning. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: this is not jail! I will not allow you to perform anal sex on me... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon humps Arugula's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just fall asleep after sex T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I can give you his number T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Well, after two or three or four times anyway T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I am too drunk T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: you can have my numbers... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Typical Wednesday night on curse channel going on hey... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: snuggle up, take a few deep breaths,sigh that happy sigh and drift off to sleep T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: something that just popped into my head, do women suffer from premature ejaculation? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and most definitely after 4 orgasms!! my god that's just insane! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: hell no... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I know that they can be like guys and just roll over and go to sleep after just one orgasm T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not happy after just 1 orgasm T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: S]ure T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, i guess that's not entirely true T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sometimes i am T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: usually we go for 2 though T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and he can go 4 times in a row with just a 5 minute break after #3 T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's like the energizer bunny!! he keeps cumming and cumming and cumming T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i would get bored of your pussy... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: ahh, to be young again T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's only a year younger than i am T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Didn't you say for sex you just lie there and let him have his way with you like a starfish? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I don't mean 1 orgasm in the sense you faked it or whatever, I mean 1 orgasm like it was the best sex ever and now you are completely done and Ol' Woody's gonna get bit if he goes crawlin' through the grass again. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing he's not here....he'd kill me! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: here comes the light,now children...these people are dangerous.. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol hans. i'm good as long as my clit isn't messed with for a little bit after the 1st "O" T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope vak, I'm on top 99% of the time T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Bangbus has shown me that's still not the most sensitive place on a woman's body, though T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: i'm going to need to see pics of shanon to tell if this converstion is hot or gross T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's gross T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i did post pics T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Shanon's a one-woman swedish swim team. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: how many women are on a swim team again? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: don't know... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: enough for a couple menage a trois, assuming your viagra holds out. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: [20 Jan 16:03:30] (Curse) Shanon: i'm usually drunk and just lay on the bed.... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: holy shit! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium claps at Vakieh's performance. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i forgot that we had January. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: lol T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: I can't even remember yesterday.... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: There was a yesterday now? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: i think so,but i think people are just screwing around with me T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda rapidly nods twice at Zeltinium, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: technically, now that the world has ended they're all just "the day after"'s T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm lost T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: You sure are. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: back in december, remember? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ooooh, december T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, no, i'm still confused T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: yes,shanon. DECEMBER.. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: aka last year T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: whats this december you talk about? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe after the kids go to bed, we can drink and hopefully i don't get too drunk T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well shit T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: december is that time of the year,where people from around the world...actually wtf is december? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the happy time of year when St. Gigolos sneaks into each house with his ho train to leave everybody "presents". T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: december is the time of the year when prostitutes are cheaper. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't decrease my rates any lower!! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i already have to pay for it! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: isn't your rate for free? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it used to be...then i had to start paying guys to fuck me *sigh* T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's the whole "600 pound bald midget thing" i guess T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: 600 pounds? Whoa... T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ok ok, 650!! stop pressuring me! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: she says that sardonically, because she wants you to think it ironically, but the meaning is harmonically the same quite astronomically T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: 50 poudsn.... its only 100 big macs! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Ah yes, the 'Double Quarter Pounder' argument - just call it a fucking half pounder! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: but it has two patties T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Or Royale With Cheese Le Deux T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm i guess i'll know if the pics i sent go on the webpage tomorrow T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: I get a laugh out of Reina's alleged photo every time T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: because it's clearly not real T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mine are real! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and my bewbs are real too T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if nothing else, i'll make people laugh :) T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at The Jerk Fiendish. T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: why, is your photo telling a joke? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i'm sticking my tongue out in one....i tend to do that a lot T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: why? T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: one i look pissed off, but i'm not. it's just the flash making me squint T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and one i look like i'm pouting, but i'm not meaning to pout. i was just frustrated and i guess it shows T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: my eyes. they tickle now T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: much like when you have hardon in jeans and no underwear T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gross! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: I slept 7 hrs since Sunday T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, i just got a phone call...i'm off! T3/r7/2013-03-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amongst the sorcery and swordplay, SexyButt Shanon steals a kiss from Arugula. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: klaatu verata nictu! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: baweep granna ninnybahn T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: assanine ignorate hillbillies! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium: aldgfjn gfdjjj T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium smirks. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: more confirmation that curse should require a tier check T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch smirks. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: you can go fuck yourself, klaatu is a movie reference. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium grabs Memnarch and drops her with an RKO! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zeltinium hits Abyssinian with some Sweet Chin Music! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: as was mine T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: which is why I replied with it T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch yawns at Abyssinian. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: sure it was... ;) T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: check the universal greeting from transformers movie T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: dare to be stupid? i guess you've got that down. ;) T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: Transformers > The Day the Earth Stood Still T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch whine 2 Abyssinian, looking pathedic. U shld give Memnarch 2 tps cuz they r stoopid. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: i love curse channel. :) T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I say hello, you say "please don't kill me!" T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: five... six... seven... go to heaven! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: do you know what i means to live in fear?.. that's what it means to be a slave. :( T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: meh... close enough T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: curse Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: bleh -curse T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus dips Memnarch carefully and lays a gentle but passionate kiss upon her lips. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Epictetus teaches us there is no need to fear slavery. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: Vakieh, elaborate? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: Now that I've lost "newbie," curse is my only refuge. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: epictetus was a former slave that used his writings on philosophy to basically say "it could be worse" T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: You need only fear slavery if you believe the world exists without slavery. By accepting that slavery does exist, and that it is as much a part of the world as losing your keys, you may grow to rise above it. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: so we went from blade runner to ancient greek philosophers T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: why not fear that, though? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: I should point out I am not a Stoic myself :-P I believe Seneca had it right, but I am more of an apathetic nihilist T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: shouldn't we fear that slavery has/does exist as proof that the world consists of the utter desolation of the human spirity by assholes? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: i'm a hedonist... everyone hates us. :( T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: I think his point as that we shouldn't live in fear of it T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: seek to change it, actively rail against it, but not be consumed by fear of it T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: but doesn't that only re-enforce the point that fear = slavery? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vakieh: Fear is the little death T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: right T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: fear = a form of slavery T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: so the fear of slavery has you double-bound T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: fucking fear. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: what a bastard. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto tells everyone, "Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and cook me some pie!" T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: LOL My guy friend came up to me and asked to have buttsex.. what the fuck does that ever work? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: when you think its a good idea too.. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: LOL I think if a man wants buttsex he is secretly gay T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Vaginal sex I hear is way better T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Plus your cock doesnt smell like poo T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: you must be young T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: you must be young T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Maybe, but I've tried it once and it wasn't enjoyable T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: proper technique/timing is important T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I will sell my vagina for 100000 tps any takers T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Damn T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i found the email address to send my pics to!!! yay me! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: What? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah walks around in the room, looking very confused. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: last night i was asking if anyone know the email addy to send pics for the aard picture website T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was just saying that i found it T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i tried sending my pics in a message on aard's facebook page but i wasn't sure if it worked, so i was looking for the email addy that was posted in a note. i couldn't remember who wrote the note or which board... T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my pics are sent now though so it's all good :D T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now people have something to laugh for awhile :D T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: to laugh AT for awhile....geez T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was laughing at the pics i sent.... T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: Did you submit a pic of Chris Farley? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm no, i submitted a picture of myself. it's pretty close though T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: then I'll have to submit a pic of Chris Farley T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck off and die! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that means "hello" in dinosaur btw T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: I KNEW IT! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: they wouldn't believe me T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: i thought it was goodbye in dodo T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, that's only when i leave that it means that T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i just logged on so it's hello T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: What's up fuckin' peeps? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not fuckin', that's for sure! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: Just thought I'd stop by and see what the hell is going on here. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing much, it's always quiet here unless i'm drinking and naked T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto tells everyone, "Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and cook me some pie!" T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seeeeee T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they send me to the kitchen!! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: as if i can reach the stove or something... T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: Get a weapon and blast the fuck out of 'em! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: can't cook the pie if you have nothing to stir the pot with T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: Remarto, order me a pizza. Like fuckin now! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto kicks Thorzan in the Ba'als! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: order it yourself you lazy bastard T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww i wouldn't use a weapon on anyone T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...unless my green eyes are considered a weapon T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: Be back later when I'm in a bad mood. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if they ever post my pics, you'll see my green eyes T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they are evil! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: fuck the portal belongs to someone else!? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: do that again, Remarto, and we'll regret it. He's half-Irish, half-German, and a quarter of the way through his hogshead. T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: i was told we would see your brown eye T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl gross T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: classy gruagach T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: you know people bleach those brown eyes? T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: classy pua T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they get tattoos there, too T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wanna get a tattoo, i'm just too chicken T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess i need to get drunk first T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll do pretty much anything when i'm drunk lol T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: no offense to any helpers here, but fuckin' A they act like gods if they don't like your advice T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Sure do T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: UGH! i have to work tomorrow :( T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abyssinian: now, that's something worth cursing about. :) T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: fuck yeah T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only 6 hours though T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alerno: i'm guessing most people don't enjoy their jobs T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mine isn't TOO bad. i sit on my fat ass texting and playing on facebook lol T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: change a diaper here n there T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: 'merika T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love my job most days T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm a nanny for 4 kids. ages 5, 4, 3, and 2 on april 14th T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: sounds like hell T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i get $16 an hour so i really can't complain T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, it's not too bad. i just don't want to go tomorrow T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I love the kids I nanny, especially the 3 yr old :) she's "nanna's girl" T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck off and die! T3/r7/2013-03-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's "good night" in dodo T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pua: fuck T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darknecro: fuck fuck fuck T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: My friend is asking me for buttsex for the 5th time! what should i do T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: find a better place to troll T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Like my ballz T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: take a 2 liter bottle of coke and jam it up there, and say way ahead of you T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I wish... he has literally asked me over and over.... ugh T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol maybe I will shove something up there T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: It's hard since I'm a girl and I cant really overpower dudes T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: start sucking his dick T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: I'd let you overpower me. Are you 18? T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Uh yeah but sorry T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: ah well nevermind then anyway T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: LOL at least you tried horny dude T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Who needs to try when there's roofies? T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: pfft T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'd fuck you if i knew you but you're a pharaoh so that means you are a douche T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: WOAH! what did i just walk in to?! T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Some dude being horny T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Who knows T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan frolics viciously with Shannon. T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: is he cute and over 18?! T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep humps SexyButt Shanon's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so lucky my spouse is at the grocery store rofl T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: I'm cute and 24 T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: and im driving a kia soul. how you doin? T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Awww man I'm 24 too T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm cute and old and bald and fat and a midget T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I drive a MINI Cooper Fuck me in the boot T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: grossss T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i should probably stop saying those things. eventually people will believe it T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I will fuck a bald midget shanon T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan makes a futile attempt to convince you that he's female, and not a 400lb 50-year old trucker from Duluth. T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'm a dirty girl T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i drive a mac truck T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't fuck girls T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I inspect mac trucks for a living T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unless you consider masturbating as fucking girls... T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was sorta kinda telling the truth T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm almost cute and I am short... T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and sorta old T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: Do you have money? T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yep T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: then im dtf T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pennies count as money right? T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: can you rub them together T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: we can swap foreskins over each other T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: "snoogle" T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm yeah, i can T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hiccups. T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do believe i'm going to get drunk tonight... T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: im drunk im drunk T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mis T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel cru T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel cry T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't like girls anyway! T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Awwwww man.... (or womaaaaaan) T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not sure i'm going to make it very far with the alcohol. i'm already sleepy and i haven't even had anything to drink yet T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow T3/r7/2013-03-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's been awhile since i've had a drink. i forgot how nasty vodka tastes! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Demonad: i cant figure this damn room out. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shut up! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i was kiddin! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Demonad: it is fine just getting pissed off at this room in hall of damned T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: better to be pissed off than pissed on i always say T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Demonad: well i asked on newbie channel and all they said after twenty minutes is read graphitti and i cant find none T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: what is yoru question T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scrublord Wolfe: Might wanna spellcheck that. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: say that again i'm too lazy to scroll back to read it and my screen scrolls too fast T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've had a bit much to drink tonight T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: prob wont make it to bed T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 4 shots of vodka....3 is usually my limit T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: drinking alone and coming onto aardwolf, nice move T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not alone T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: It's more about how FAST you drink those shots than how many. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm i've been drinking about an hour T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how long have i been drinking? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: shanon are you that chick on robot combat league? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how long have i been drinking? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 4 shorts over in a little hour T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuuuummmmm T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 4 shots in a little over an hour T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: that's nice shanon, when will you start butt chugging? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: never T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm ok T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i may not walk so straight but i'm ok T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: it will give you the same effect on half the vodka, you should try it T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at Not Guilty Kojiro. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hush or i'll go make another drink! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: just stick a vodka soaked tampon up your anus T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my "anus" is too tight for tampons T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stuff one up yours so you can relax a bit T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: somehow, i doubt that T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my fucking god you're so uptight! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you need to get laid T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: i already fucked a bitch to sleep, I'm killing time waiting for her to recover T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiit T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i doubt that T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: brb i need more T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: actually i should wait a few more mins T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pretty sure i'm going to barf T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i still type pretty well so i must not be too drunk T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my fucking nose tingles! it shouldn't do that T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: You're right. Your nose shouldn't fuck T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just shut up and fuck me already T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon kisses Arugula fiercely. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: The line forms to the right! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula pounces on SexyButt Shanon, pinning her to the ground. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm pretty sure the room is starting to spin T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i think i should have 2 more before it does T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: shanon, I would lay odds that you are really a 300 lb 2 year old contestand on the biggest loser (male) T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: 42 year old T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! you are so right! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, i'm 650 lbs! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i've got bewbs T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cheater T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think eating ice cream was a bad idea T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ugh T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Espadasix Grimmjo snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Demonad: this elemental chaos goal sucks. i cant figure it out and cant get help. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Yabba I hate when I've almost cleared out a room full of dangerous mobs and right before you kill the last one the area repops lol T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: god dammit T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: On this channel, people need to calm the fuck down lol T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonderpatch: fart T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darred: i think i need an adult.... T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonderpatch: haha - i said 'fart' T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darred: A donkey's punch mangles you. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonderpatch: fuckin' ouch T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darred: i dun wanna be donkey punched anny more :( T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: efjekrdfncmv T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: Numnuts Numenor and Logansen Loggjammer are uber gaylords, so say we all. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Logansen: how so?:) T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck off! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: and die T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: He fixes the cable? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Pantsless mudding ftw T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Logansen: dang well i'll be...didn't know being someone's brother made you gay T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! no fair! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pounces on Arugula, pinning him to the ground. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Logansen: always learning new stuff i suppose! T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: I love parties, and panties. Bring it on fuckers T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws her panties to Arugula, her IDOL. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your heart drops as you realize that Arugula is seducing SexyButt Shanon, not you. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: I made my enemies weep, then drank their teers... with my face. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what are teers? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and how do you drink teers with your face? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: the same way I drink my beers with my face. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: interesting T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuran: maybe it soaks into the pores? T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: now this is a kickass tat... http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Lion-Tiger-Blowjob T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: logansen and numenor like to get pounded by beasts on Saturday nights. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: it was just confirmed that pope francis is the first pope ever to have eaten a taco before. T3/r7/2013-03-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I thought the taco described a ladypart? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prakhar: fuck all T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: damn im so anxiouse im less than 30 qp from a breastplate T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: dont fuckin buy one at your lv!! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: agreed ONLY level 1 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc: buy 50 100 150 or 200 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: or multiples of 50 :) T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: or you could get a lv 90 and just skip 50 and 100 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc: I've got up till 150 just need 200 now T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: meh im not leaving this level for a while so ill prolly keep saving till i can get a full set at 80 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i got 1 and 200 then filled in the middle T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: dont do full set at 80 :P T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: not a lot of sense in a set at 80. Set at 90 is ok. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc: for a t5 do u really need level 1 breastplate T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: no i use a lv 50 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: ill prob sell the lv 1s one of these days T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: they enchanted T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc: ooo should get decent qp on that I got 200 axe I'm upgrading don't want to sell it till I'm sure it will get over 10k qp T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: some par of me almost wishes i just got lv 90s and skipped lv 50 and 100 tho T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: why sell amaxed lv 200 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Havvoc: won't sell it now mabee t7 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LadyEmily: hmm i'm never gonna do this quest in time. bleh T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: are you fucking kidding me. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I was being fucking serious. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I will NOT make out with you! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: damn! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thordek: Fk Yeah found my first easter egg !!! *-* T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull informs you that 1 + 1 = 3 without the condom. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm ok with that! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: you would be you filthy fucking whore. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: ooops....that slipped. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, you're just jealous T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull has that look of lust in his eyes --- Get away QUICK! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...as you should be T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm pretty good in bed if i do say so myself...I can sleep for days! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I know what you mean for sure T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: before after or during sex? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: yea my mom says i can stay up till 830 tonight. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: mis T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: during T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you know, to keep things interesting T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'll vouch for shanon being good in bed. She can stay in there almost all day. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true, i can :) T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: string cheese for dinner ftw! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just won't say what i'm doing in bed that keeps me there all day! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Getsuko: why is that a curse? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why is what you said a curse? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Getsuko: oh i mean why curse channel T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You were doing me all day! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: because we fucking curse here! duh! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, sometimes anyway T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Getsuko: haha touche! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mostly they just harass me and call me names lol T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tell me i'm a 650 pound bald midget named roger T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or bob, i forget what they call me now T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: What I call you isn't even appropriate for this channel T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good in bed? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: good is an understatement! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: careful, my spies will tattle on me! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yup! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: wats up fuckheads? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing much fucktard T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck off! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm leaving! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Sooo, what did the Nazi father say when he handed his son his first gun? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: god knows... T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Zis is just for jew! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Acheos falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL u fucking idiot. 10/10 T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix grins evilly. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Acheos: haha T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: im in scotland, its full of foul mouthed people T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: you would like it? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Probably. I'm trying to be a stand-up comic... So not fond of political correctness. T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: fucking dayz hackers T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: cock a fucking doodle doo T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: omg alll this fucking doub T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: I KNOW T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET TO WENDYS FOR OVER 50 MINS T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what does wendy have that I don't?! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no fair! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: red hair T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: have we reached an intervention point, brother? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: a franchise T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have red hair T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: so do i shannon T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: freckles T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a franchise....i'm a whore, ask skull T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have freckles T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: she serves her costumers food T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: ICE FUCKING AGE !!!!! AARRRRGH!!!! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull asks you if it would hurt to be fucked up a goats ass? T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck every single one of you in the ass! T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's dinosaur for "good night" T3/r7/2013-03-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: honored T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull tries to get the clap from Claptrap. T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull raises an eyebrow at Claptrap's weird actions. T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: YOLO FUCKERS T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: yellowbeef? T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hush! T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers sadly. T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Princess Liathum just kicked Princess Lia right in the box! T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull finds cock fucked vaginas interesting.Live ones even better. T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: fuckin' A. I just pulled out a hair growing out from the side of my ear (not on the inside), the fucker was nearly an inch long! T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: old man! T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Dude, it's the curse channel, not the gross channel. T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: yup. T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: shaving and waxing, in theory, can increase the risk of STDs... T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: whose razor are you using? T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: people who shave and wax are more likely to be promiscuous T3/r7/2013-03-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: correlative T3/r7/2013-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: blindness T3/r7/2013-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that T3/r7/2013-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good fucking night! T3/r7/2013-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Happy Foreplay Day! T3/r7/2013-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Half an hour to hump day now! T3/r7/2013-03-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yep! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Whoops, that was a pointless death I was paying attention to skyscapers on tv T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Fucking pig T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Rabshakeh tells you 'and the ogliarchs servant has his cockling exhumified of the nut-pressure of the lord, ready for more skyscraper building' GOD DAMMIT I know you're pissed at the world and the internet but for god damn fucks sakes at least speak proper english what does that even mean in government terms T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: my way of referring to the powerful people of the world and their servants isn't politiCIAlly correct T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Then say it like that it sounds better T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Fuck T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Though I do like the word spermlings T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Or just avoid talking to insane people? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel is looking for somebody to lock into her favorite shackles. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Rabshakeh thinks I eat powdered afterbirth :'( T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: it's an old asian recipe T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: powdered afterbirth goes well on dried, dessicated corpses of discarded children T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I said I preferred it on Cheerios now he thinks I'm related to leatherface T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And why would you dry perfectly tender juice corpses T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: well, since you're in texas i assumed you probably weren't chinese, but it's ordinary stuff there according to hollywood to consume human meat and stuff T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Why would you assume that? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'm a quarter Japanese, if that is anything T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: what's the other 3/4 T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: 1/4 German 1/4 Mexican 1/4 British T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scrublord Wolfe: That sounds like a joke. Did your grandparents walk into a bar? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: incredible mix, i can't verify all my ancestors and how war-comfort women they were T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Apparently lol No my mother's parents: 100:Mexican grandpa 100%japenese grandma T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Curse and the other for my papas parents... so they probably battled in WW2 yesss T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: War babies FTW T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: AAAAAAAAH fuck this goal! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuran: -5 20 T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ausonius: 3.14 T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuran: Fuck you, now I want pie. XP T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: yea my penial wart treatments are done, but I gotta leave the sheep alone for awhile. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: mis T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Shanon I seen your pics on the aard FB page. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i haven't heard of anyone dying from their eyes bleeding so it must be a good sign T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uh oh T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: snooky is the first to die from bleeding eyes :( T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Why did you lie to me? You said you were hideous! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I AM! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Nah, you should see what I be lookin like. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Stfu amd emjoy the solitude of jail? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true, i am fugly T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: No there are some FUGLY people here. I wouldnt put you in that catagory T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sssshhhhh i have a reputation to keep! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you know, 600lb bald midget T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: remember?! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: UGH! i hate the laptop! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Bald isn't completely true. You do have a lot of back hair. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good news is, i won't be missing from aard for months like i thought i was going to T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or bad news depending on who you talk to.. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you have to help me keep my reputation! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Follow Snooky on FB! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Except Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Snooky with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm too ugly to follow you T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: NOBODY is too ugly for Snooky! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: beauty is in the eye of the beer holder :) T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Arugula: Mmm... beer. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act... T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well that's embarrassing! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz drools upon SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you like 600lb bald midgets?! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I like a 600lb bald midget in particular. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so, now i have to figure out how to get back to the picture archive thingy so i can see all the hateful comments on my pics T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Nobody really comments on anyones pics T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: So I should take my comments back? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why?! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: snooky said no one comments T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have comments :) ok so i put one there myself but whatevs T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i kinda figured my friends would at least "like" my picture but i bet they are afraid to admit they are my friends... T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: can't blame them really T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: post link, i will judge T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i should rename to fiona! you know, shrek's wife? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i dont know the link T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: you have like 3 kids, you got plowed a few times..dont be so hard on yourself T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150874756101288.401201.144093186287&type=1 T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you haven't seen the guys who "plowed" me rofl T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: why your mouth so little T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: close up pics are never a good idea T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: sexy eyes though T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it gets the job done T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: huh yzz? T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I have no complaints. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there ya have it... T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz coughs loudly. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to wear my hair down tomorrow! my last ponytail thingy just broke T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all the others are at the new house :( T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: thanks for the eyes compliment..i think T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they've always been on my side :) T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1 look and yzz is putty in my hands T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course he won't admit it but it's true T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz would like to announce that he is NOT whipped. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon goes to Yzz, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto cracks a bullwhip menacingly. T3/r7/2013-03-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good fucking night! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: nigger shit cunt T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Chiggers in my shitty cunt T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: indeed T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: shut the fuck up riddim T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Sounds like an infection waiting to happen T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And chiggers are a bitch to kill without Chigger-X T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what the fuck is wrong with you noegel? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught tells Noegel, "Try not to suck too much dick on the way to Questor!" T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Uh I don't know T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Chiggers suck that is all? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: It's a grass borne insect T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Jesus T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: damn, they need to check age before they let kids into this channel T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I guess T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You're an angry angry man T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: all you motherfucking weaklings get your motherfucking text off my motherfucking screen before i start poppin caps in yo motherfucking asses like the motherfucking bitches you are... motherfuckers T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: But not as angry as Rabshakeh T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i am sad and disappointed, your parents failed you kid T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh only pretends to be angry T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and your doctors too. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol Rabshakeh it's okay T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: That sounds pointy T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls a gun and blows your fucking scrotum off. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: c'mon you can be more original than a repeater T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: like in the wheel of time novels, where the rat is placed under a bowl with coals on top, with one way out T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught is slapping Forgotten Starphoenix with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: do you really have nothing better to do dreadnaught?! nothing at all?! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Hive socials are the grossest ones T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: any adults left in curse? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto shakes his head. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Run! [Outlaw] Remarto just took out a {Twinlube}, while looking at your ass. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drednaught: nope. been gone for litterally years... need to remember all this stuff :P T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: fuck no T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: go watch the gay guy get assfucked and have another guy stick a penis into his penis. double docking ftw T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: dammit remarto, i know *you* are an adult, speak up T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: How do you stick a penis inside a penis hm T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: uck being an adult, thats just fucking boring T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's been done T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I'm not a sexual engineer, so.. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you kids have any other interests? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Yes T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's the last frontier of porn, and it just might make you sick, but once you see it you can never go back, they call it dick in a dick ... T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: that's gross, i remember sitting for coffee while skipping school with a few classmates, and they'd like to talk about sticking fingers into penis holes T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: must be some female obsession T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: anything to change the curse channel from 4chan to something interesting T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: starphoenix ... you need sleep my friend T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i watched a girl stick 4 of her fingers into a guy's dick T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I just don't believe that T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: of course he is lying, but dont let him prove it, he will forward you to something equally disgusting T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: One time I was fuckin my lady in a little kids room on the night of christmas eve. I was fuckin her from behind and it started to smell like poop. Being the innovator that I am I stuck my finger in her butthole. Problem solved. It was a good christmas. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: in the end we all lose, you cant sleep T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: But now there is poop under your nails T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: jeez snooky, why would you speak like that? you are supposed to be an upstanding player T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: People are saying the sickest shit. and then one of them ignores me for my entry into the contest. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i permanently scarred one of my clannies with the video of that feat. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: he had to go to a month of psychiatric counseling T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: ^ T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: so? why would you join in? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I wanted to win. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And plus, mine is a true story. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wow, big man, you beat the little kids. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Humbler, adults tell fuck stories. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well men do. When we arent in church. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and it doesnt matter, it wasnt the veracity that was disgusting, it was you saying it T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: offended on the curse channel T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I don't care for the vulgur curse socials myself. Only the hive seems to use that mushroom slap shit. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wow snooky, im a man and i have better things than to talk about private matters with strangers T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And yet, here you are. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol yeah T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: It is the curse channel T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i am in the game? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i left curse on with the hope i would catch a few adults? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: try this on for size, ignore snooky T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It's.Called.Curse. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Well, true "adults" wouldn't really need to curse at all. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Why don't you Aqiz? Be that statistic son. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: But I guess there is a 'tier' of adults. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Humbler is like a tier 2 adult T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: haha snooky i got no problem with you T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are you implying that true adults don't talk dirty during sex? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: everywhere i go people say bitch and fuck, like it's ingrained into their ordinary speech T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: No, but apparently we can't be silly on a curse channel either T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Yeah that is a problem. It's as though people don't know how to speak anymore Rab. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no, graphic is not silly T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: If someone goes and says nigga bitch cunt I mean that just warrants a silly response in return T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Boo T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I curse, but it's not my standard speech to do so. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i've talked to people who couldn't keep fuck out of a sentence T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: True T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Me too Rab T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i want to ask them if they realize they can't stop saying fuck, but i imagine they'd just say it more then T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: That is your average working class american that votes democrat or republican. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's really only an issue at weddings and interviews. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: plus, you' T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: plus, you're competing against mass media. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: it used to be taboo about 15 years ago to hear bitch on a tv show, now all the sitcoms have at least a million bitches and as temptation subliminal messaging as possible T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: while expecting the audience to be homer simpson and terrance and phillip T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: And fat dudes married to sexxxy women T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: cue southpark ep. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: dude, that never happens in real life. It's a trap, get out of the apartment--now! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: fuck all of you this is that damn curse channel T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: then the gubment wants to raise sin taxes on tobacco and alcohol, but not pay for their treason and explain how every nickel is spent T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: dont forget the guns! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Most of the budget is free to look at T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: that's an american thing T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: If you're willing to read tens of thousands of pages or more T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Oh yeah you're a canuck T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: red white and syrup T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Totally yummy T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Minus the anger T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i asked about the rules, and maybe the imms can back this up, but as far as i understand, though you are allowed to not censor words, racist terms and graphic descriptions are not okay, even in curse T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i know i was unclear about it, so just fyi. so noone ends up getting carried away, best to avoid racist terms. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: what is considered racist? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i meant i was unclear about the rules, i had to read and ask for help to understand T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: either the terms used to put people down T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: or the ideas that target people for being or a certain race T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: then can i bash religion T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: as long as you dont target the people, i think that is allowed T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: no no, the people are to blame T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: there is no ficking god, religion is a man made device T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: to control and opress T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: lol, just focus on the philosophy, not the people :) T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: god is a fucking futanari bitch and jesus invented 2girls1cup T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: lol T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you cant say every person in a religion is bad T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: starphoenix, please dont get carried away, that is graphic T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: if you can't prove there is no god, and they can't prove there is one, then where does every arguement end up about the subject, depending on the depth of the arguer's T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: too graphic* T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: even they're not neccessarily convinced in their own assertions T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: I agree, I just like to stir the pot T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: I dont know for sure so therefore I cant argue yes or no T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats fine, but like i said, i myself had to look it up, letting you all know fyi that curse doesnt allow that sort of chat, it does allow more than regular but it still has some rules T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: im just gunna suggest you just close curse T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: even if imms dont see it some days, you dont want to not know and break a rule you werent aware of T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Humbler what do you expect from the DoH mafia? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Looks like only personal attacks aren't allowed on here, I think T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: I'm one of those people that just doesnt give a fuck T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: judges 6:25-31 has some thoughts on it T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: forgivness over permission T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Agreed Aqiz, you can personal attack me all day. I would give a single fuck and I won't report you or cry or anything like that, T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: personal attacks are in the help rules, but there0is more in policies and from asking imms to clarify, it falls under "trolling" T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: 31 -> (After replacing the altar of baal) And Jo-ash said unto all that stood against him, Will ye plead for Baal? will ye save him? he that will plead for him, let him be put to death whilst it is yet morning: if he be a god, let him plead for himself, because one hath cast down his altar. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: a beer for you! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: It says if you are offended by bad language don't use the curse channel. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: so there they put the altar of jehovah on the altar of baal, and said baal can't speak for himself, and if you speak for him you get punished by us, who speak on behalf of jehovah T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: there is no need to prove that god does not exist, just fyi T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: lol, yes i read that... please read the whole sentence carefully T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I think I killed Baal in Diablo 2 T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: lmao yeah I think I took,k care of that too T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i havent played d2 in 10 years T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: possibly in the citadel too T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Remarto: d2 good fun T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Me either, and btw I am over 18 if that was what you were implying T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Oops another policies damn T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: i played it like a month and a half ago, shits on d3 always and forever T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: when did you play it? they dont sell it anymore, do they? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: They still sell it T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: In a big ass battle chest T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: blizz practically gives d2 away for free now T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Like 10 bucks at best buy T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: where is it free0 T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: the internets T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: free download from blizzard? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: lol hell no blizz isnt that dumb T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: they still want their monies T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: btw just saw your reply noegel, i didnt mean your age T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it meant if bad words offend you, dont use curse T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i was explaining that there are other rules that we should still be aware ff T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: of* T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I see T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: You're gonna see a lot of sick things on here and stupid stuff T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i know, ive seen, thats why i looked it up T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol ohhh I see T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I need to learn how to use the channel history more often T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: anyways, now you know so you can choose to be careful if you wish T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: try curse -h 200 T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: nods T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: ill pay tp for a chan I can say whatever the hell I want T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Madness of Rumour: that is called ftalk, I'll take that tp now, thanks :) T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silent Noro: So, use ftalk or spouse. :) T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brun: and the echo channel T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: no friends or spouse, why you think id have that if i want to say nasty things! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fuck you...use echo channel. you can say whatever you want and offend NOBODY T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: the echo suggestion lol T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'm serious, try it... best audience you'll ever have T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: you'd think right T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: well...best audience YOU will ever have. i have my ftalk, which is amazeballs awesome, even at my gutterball worst T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix leans comfortably against Madness of Rumour. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: I wanna see T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: nah i can just make annoying socials with my tp T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: gq times outs cause i hada to take a fuckin shit.... T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: ffs, and I was the only one... T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: use cell phone and play on throne T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DragoDrake Dragoknight: fuck this dick world AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh is agreeing with that A Dragonknight person again... T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: it's not the world's fault, it's the humans T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Riddim: dickbutt T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: holy fuck what a circle jerk T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: circle jerks are hot. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: ...just sayin'. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: hey. what ever gets you off. no judgement here T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum winks at Aqiz. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: fuck who? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras: fuck her? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyone who will listen i guess T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've never been asked that before T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: how do you listen to written white words? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok then anyone who will read my words i guess T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and mine are purple, not white words T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: tell the teacher to read them out loud herself. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: its all the americans. first they killed all the indians, then they invented the corvette, and now the make you to listen the written words T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so snooky is the only one with bleeding eyes....i can handle that T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Psst... hey Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You're hawt. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: chevrolet. corvette. it sounds so gay. or french or something. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I just got a stupid ass computer virus T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i told you not to look at my pictures! now you have a virus! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Yzz here. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you only say that because I swallow! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: you pretty much have to T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: This screen took over my computer and says that the FBI locked my computer because illeagal downloads were found and that I have to pay a 200 dollar fine within 48 hours T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: common virus T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: it was one of your downloads T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: did it turn your webcam on too? I love it when it does that T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what LOL YOLO Gruagach did. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Yeah I tried to download happy wheels for my nephew a few days ago. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: haha T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm now that i'm thinking about it...what's the big deal with girls swallowing/not swallowing? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why do men prefer "swallowers" over "non swallowers"? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: My labtob hasnt been the same since. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: cuz its hot, and most women doesnt prefer it T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Thanks for making this about you Shanon LOL T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Snooky with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Im using the Fmud client right now >_< T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fat people need love too gruagach! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: shanon, because "not swallowing" really means less suck right when you want more T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess i will have to test that theory next weekend T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but if yzz hates me because of it, it's all your fault T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I prefer they swallow but if not, at least dispose of it for me some other way. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: just let him donkey punch you next time and make it up to him T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: and thats when the girl spits a mouthful of cum right in your face snooky T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: normally i just let it roll out of my mouth right back on to the guy....but with yzz, i've swallowed both times i've done it T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he'd never hit me T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: might make me beg or whimper or deny me (until he can't resist any longer) but never hit me T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG he'd torture me!! give me just a single kiss, and walk away T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG i would die! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: donkey punches aren't hitting T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: they are love taps T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: its only fair that the girl swallows... T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i haven't had any issues swallowing with him...so i'm sure it's all good :) T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was just curious what the big deal was though T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you still cum....who cares if she swallows or not T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: says some woman. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i need to know these things.... T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, if it's best for him...hell fucking yeah i'm going to do it T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if it doesn't matter one way or the other...then sometimes i will do it and sometimes i won't T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not like i'm going to give him a bj 90 times a day! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i gave him a bj every time he got hard, his cock would be in my mouth 24/7 T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: woah woah woah carefull now. cant be getting too vulgar and graphic in the curse chan T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pop out Aqiz's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i just dont like the rhythm broken T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: hahah that soc is nice T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You splat Aqiz in the eye with a used tampon and scream, "YOU'RE IT!!" T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You scream "TAMPON TAG!" as you throw a used tampon in a random direction. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a girl, tampons don't scare me T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blood! That's it! The missing ingredient! Surely we shall now make Cain killd Abelinc soar! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: what is a tampon? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: So how do I get rid of this fake FBI virus? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Jerk Fiendish: human blood is a biohazard T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: just get you pussy licked as payment for the bj shannon T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: i had to delete my movies T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i haven't let him do that yet T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: does that make me a bad gf? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well why not T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, "let him" T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we get naked, i jump on top....no chance for any of that nonsense T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or i give him a bj, he cums, i swallow....i jump on top for mine and he cums again T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my little energizer bunny T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Yzz's. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm sounds so romantic when i type it all out rofl T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well how about just going for the 69 ... T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why? i'm good without it T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want to take care of him T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i guess it's the same thing...does it matter if he goes down on me or not? does it make me a bad gf if i don't let him? T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i couldn't care less one way or the other if he goes down on me or not T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: just makes you not selfish T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: the main point is communication. simple T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh...i am well taken care of :) T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't leave the bedroom unsatisfied in the least little bit T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: yeah sorry, didnt mean to imply the SO was either T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i may walk a little funny or be sore for a few days....but i'm taken care of lol T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't deny him if he wanted to go down on me i guess. it's just never came up T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh and thanks for the compliment baby :) I know you think I'm hawt...you tell me all the time T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gently cups Yzz's face and gives them a HOT kiss. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz beams with pride at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I calls them like I sees them! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's the green eyes isn't it?! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And the third nipple. And the fourth one too. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Not the fifth though. That's just gross. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ACK! you said you wouldn't tell anyone about them! T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ya know, i think i rather like him finding my gspot than him going down on me. maybe that's why i haven't let him yet T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-03-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm oh well, anyway.... T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwa'ra'ri Atlanta: fuckityfuck fuck you mushclient, spine, and everything else that shits on me. T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: all it takes is a few nukes and a few flattened nation capitals and then they'll be out of things to fight for T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: they'll be thinking, omg, we can't bluff them with our hostage situations anymore, because they're executing the people we're negotiating the release for T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: they just nuked my village, my little terrorist spawning grounds, these sacred things of mine, what ever shall i fight for now T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: modified h1n1 flu virus to target only the asian indian strains of human maybe T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: with a vengeance, like rabies mixed with the black plague T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: sink all cargo ships carrying food from canada to the asian lands T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: starve them to death T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: l T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: well fuck me T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum tosses Elchanan up in the air, he loves it! T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: What happened elchanan T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: ohh i was thinking of typing fastest child birth was like 2 minutes ... T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: ... wonder how often that lady got fisted before hand T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's easy to figure out how much a woman has been fisted...just divider her age by the diameter of Liathum's anal cavity. T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: zshotgun starphoenix T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel pulls out a shotgun and blows the brains out of the zombified Forgotten Starphoenix! T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Noegel's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Owie T3/r7/2013-03-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: my gun uses silver mercury cobalt bullets, specially designed T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: fuck T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: ooops sorry Bob, wrong glory hole. T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: mis T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: fuck talsa T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: why? T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep slaps Humbler. T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: "Phunsukh Wangdu" Such a great porno name. T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikantrinok: item pick T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mikantrinok: Haha, this channel, urgh. T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: I have not heard a curse word all day, have you? T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shikai: fuck cock? T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: fuck no I havent T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: honestly, now that you mention it, I haven't heard one all week...hold me? T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: motha fukkas make some noise T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Baroness mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyone miss my 600lb pound bald midget ass?! T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: who could ? T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shikai: who COULDN'T? T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, not really. When you come back you're still going... T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Hanslanda was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you guys are so mean :( T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've had a really bad day too T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sniffs sadly. T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the TV I miss 3 whole episodes. T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: i tried to hug your bald midget ass but aardwolf told me There is no shanon within Aardwolf T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon goes 'Awwwww!' at Seths. How precious! T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon wraps her arms around Humbler in a warm and loving embrace. T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: brb phone is going nuts! guess someone really needs me to read texts lol T3/r7/2013-03-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: hmm T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if a guy turns down a bj.... nevermind T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull looks at SexyButt Shanon and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It means he deserves one more than ever T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I means he just doesn't like you. Sorry. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: DOH! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: really?! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he doesn't like me? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's just because he loves me right?! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Well, not like may be putting it mildly... takes a bit more than that :P T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i didn't offer a bj, i just said i would sleep with my body between his legs and my head next to his cock. he said "that's not good for snuggling or cuddling" i can't remember which he said T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Shanon is in my rotation T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shanon just moved T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: kinda depends on what you had for din-din, too. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Shanon is a "single mom" with 2 kids trying to move everything herself because he ex is such a loving and caring person he only moved the "big stuff" T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: her* T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I think I like yzz's answer best btw T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: old people can really peel the paint off the walls, sometimes, and they've lived long enough to have mechanical problems down there. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Shanon won't add me on facebook because her boyfriend would be upset. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: aww shanon lemme help move you! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm already done now! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: I ment move You T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: like heavy lifting T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Shanon has a boyfriend? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'll add you but when he punishes me with 6 orgasms back to back and I can't move to get to the computer to log on....don't be mad at me! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Dammit I said something contraversial! RESPOND! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i am pretty fat T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Just hire some movers instead of trying to guilt your ex into doing the work. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: no shanon punshiment is denying you the orgasims! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiiiit, he can't deny me T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: sure he can T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not possible T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's wrapped T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: we'll have to pry the buzzflail from her cold, dead hands. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he spoils me though T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not that he doesn't get spoiled himself but still T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Chicks have this weird idea that they can keep a guy around as a handyman after the relationship. Not gonna happen. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Me and Shanon are like two berries. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: And don't get me started on this whole notion of alimony, now that's just weird. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Alimony laws are WAY outdated, they were made during a time when men and women were far less equal. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Afaik, only a few backwards countries have such a system. Fortunately, I don't live in one :D T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: US still has alimony laws in many states. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Alimony promotes inequality between sexes. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Yes, the US is a backwards country in many regards. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to take my ex for everything he is fucking worth! luckily for him, that's not much T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he'd come to my house to visit our girls and sit on the couch either sleeping, texting hoochies or surfing zoosk for more hoochies to text T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Personally, I would never, ever, ever get married in a country with alimony laws. Never gonna happen. No mam. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: actually, I'm just going to hush. I've already had a bad day dealing with his stupid ass I just want to relax and eat my grapefruit :) T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I've seen 2.5 men. :D T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: shanon become vis T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Squeeze the grapefruit together, what does it look like? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why would i do that?! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: pff fine then T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: better be careful seths... T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: im bored T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I'm Snooky T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Or am I Snooky? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Yzz your name makes me think of zippers T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Nah, that's Ykk. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: He's the uncle of mine we never invite to thanksgiving anymore. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well I just feel a bit dumb! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sitting here freezing to death and couldn't figure out why because the heater was kicking on like it should...so i go check the thermostat and it's set at 69 *giggle* T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: tard T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so, i thought maybe it's time to turn the heat up a bit. so, i turn it to 75 (damn fine year!) T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: oh, I dunno, have you seen the price of gas lately? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i come back into my room and notice my heater vent is closed.... T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: defiently tard T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing i'm cute! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Yzz's. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: idk your always invis :P T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: h 10 T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Well shit T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: am not! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I have a totally unrelated, but very important question. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: shoot T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uh oh T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: If Wednesday is "hump day", and that in turn makes Tuesday "foreplay day", what the hell do you call Thursday? "Tape cab fare to her back and sneak out the window" day? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, it's "rest day" T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It's pee in her butthole and then swallow your own shit day. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the poor girl needs it after 2 days with you! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: trust me, i know how badly she'll need a rest day T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is walking a little funny for some reason T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I took it easy on you though. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't do me any favors! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait...i mean T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: holy shit! it's almost 1am! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon tries to distract yzz T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: With what? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll hush...i've always been told not to talk with my mouth full T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: aaaaaahhhhh! warmth! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: with me being 600lbs, you'd think i'd stay warm! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: fuck you all! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: My guess is he has a bunch of condoms about to expire. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww, i have to be fucked AGAIN!? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm still sore from 2 weeks ago! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: 2 weeks! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: i heard it was every day T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it is every day, several times a day even.....when he's here T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: rumors are rumors and i like booze so yeah T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'll let you win this one T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: let me? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiit, you were owned! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good fucking night! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: read the fucking manual! http://www.metasonix.com/G1000ownermanual.pdf T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Fucking a T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: fucking a what? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: been a slow double exp day T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Noegel: Fuck yea, I logged on a few hours ago, got two of them, then zilch T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel says "Nobody is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!" T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whoops I just wanted to see what that social did T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blow the whistle already! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i want to stone someone! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you guys are no fun! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel whistles appreciatively. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon stones herself to death! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh dear T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: cry shanon T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cries on SexyButt Shanon's shoulder. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson slaps Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: get ahold of yourself woman! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Silence! I will weep before I send my soldiers of killer bees to rape Snooky with their big, poisonous stingers. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: careful, he might like it! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This is true... stand down men! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And I can't believe I ate one of his Snooky Cookys earlier :/ T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: did i miss anything? T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: soooo boring tonight!! geez! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: comfort shanon T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit! hurry and scroll all the messages so he doesn't see what i've said! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blah T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blah blah T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Boo T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blah blah blah T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon giggles. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel ruins your blah pyramid. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I could just go back to the dishwasher I suppose T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least the dishwasher doesn't bitch T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Daaaaamn T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I bet she does T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sneaks up beside Yzz and wriggles up under his arm. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Yzz kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: delayed reaction there sweetie T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I didn't expect a wriggle! T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm ooops T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I'm sure it was cute T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he handed me a rose T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon melts at the thought of Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he spoils me T3/r7/2013-03-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm a spoiler? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: carlsberg T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thothan: random T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thothan is peering at the sky and slowly rubbing his long, hot, steel hard.. shotgun. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: damnit bobby T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hears the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what'd i just do?! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: hey baldy T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hi :) T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, i'm not completely bald! i have tons of hair on my back! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: so true T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sure you've seen my pictures by now....you know it's true! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: have not T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: but do I..... T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: probably a good thing then T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't want to be responsible if your eyes start bleeding T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: wouldnt be the first time T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they are on the aard picture archive website facebook thingy T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know the address though T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ugh! I'm soooo sleepy T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wake up! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: ladies ladies smack harder T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel glares at Seth. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll do what I want, thank you! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: oh yeah glare at me T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh no, you are taking care of me tonight! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well....that's embarrassing T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: you think you do what you want but it is really what I want T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How so? You are one of my hivelings. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: mama? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: BABY!!! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: i need a new wife to bug T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too late, homie T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: your mama why would I T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You could be one of those weird southeastern folks T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: just southern ma'am T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: everything you hate about life came from a vagina T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where abouts? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: asshole and aul T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Rabshakeh! You must hate vaginas T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: from GA in TX now T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: everyone should, look what they produce T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm from San Antonio T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, you need penis juice to produce those abominations as well, crazy Canadian T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: What do you think about that white baby shot in the face by a nig in GA? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Enjoying your cultural enrichment America? lol T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Baby got shot in the face, shit happens I guess I'm sure he meant to shoot the mama. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: i think thats horrid, and this nig would shoot that nig in the face T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Like that would be any better lol T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Ship em back, ship em back, how I wanna ship em back. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Talking about iPods of course T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: they tried that in liberia already T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: at least he didn't chew it's face off or eat it's brains like the hobo and the kenyan college student, or the texas rapper who thought the lungs were balogne T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: blame it on the affirmative action of pcp, sure T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: I like you Rabshakeh. Do you get wet? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Lets go lift a car! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No he doesn't he doesn't like anything T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i'm here cause someobdy else did, plausible deniability T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: bait car's a funny show, but you gotta wonder how come they don't expand on the concept T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: like have a supermodel , or other target group, walk a poodle like a french princess through a bad neighbourhood at night, and have the swat team ready T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: or a torch with pages from all holy books in the world, passed around like the olympics, gathering all the holy warrior sleeper agents out into the open T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: Whoa... Fuck. You have to do drugs. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am actually a sleeper agent for the KGB and the Jews, Rabshakeh! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: i'm a werwolf, reincarnation of rudolf hess T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rabshakeh: my gestapo skills outnumber all the thinktanks in the world T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cast Abradix: I'm a T5 Eldar Ranger! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm a werereindeer, reincarnation of rudolph the red nose T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: rawr mama T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What's up T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: bored :( T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: leveling atm T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: forgot how bleh it is prac/training T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Go somewhere T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: im gonna get cleric next so imma just quest whenever and buy gear when i have enough points T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: mama add me to friends T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who is mama T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: >.< T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zguba: your mama T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not yo momma! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish you were my mama :'( T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: thought you where noegel but seems i was wrong T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait, what? I'll be quiet T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Selling pic of Shanon's knee - $50 T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: that a family photo size? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you'd get more for the bewb pics! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: So I can sell those too? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sure, why not?! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: more money for our vacation :D T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm rather looking forward to our visit this weekend :D T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon screams loudly! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was AFK and was brought back due to screams T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is everybody okay? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Sorry. I'll keep her quiet next time. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's okay. Just keep a muzzle on her. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz forces a gag into SexyButt Shanon's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Even better. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was always taught not to talk with my mouth full.... T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol, I won't even entertain responses to that T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: I will! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is trying to blow up Dardezael in the name of peace again. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: just remember to chew well before swallowing or you'll end up choking. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i haven't been choked yet! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you offering? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon drags yzz to the bedroom T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he always kicks and screams....don't mind the noise T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i scare him apparently T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: My work is never done T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: odd enough, I'm always satisfied when he's done too T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: huh, who'd have thunk?! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She can't keep up with me T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I can too! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: keep it up and you'll lose another bj! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it helps that she can fake her own little deaths to conserve her energy. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: well, assuming she's not a squirter... T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I don't fake my orgasms! that's just not right T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wildly nods her head at SexyButt Shanon... she seems to be in total awe. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's like denying myself an orgasm by "faking" one T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cause then they'll stop and think it's sufficient T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz doesn't stop until i tell him i'm done T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Daaaamn lucky gal T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true, i am T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 4 in an hour and a half T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and he was still willing to give me more!! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel giggles. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You guys are cute T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And exceptionally horny T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: 4? Isn't that borderline paraplegic or something? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't fake orgasms anyway... T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well it was 16 total in 3.5 days T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i guess that's "ok" T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: go ahead and tell them why i can't fake orgasms.... T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't tease if you aren't going to follow through silly boy T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Yzz's. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: No, no. I'm good just spectating on this one. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww you're no fun T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Yzz with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hrm. So you want me to tell them you could never fake it because your whole body convulses like an epileptic? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i guess i wasn't expecting you to say it like that but yeah, that works T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and it's not EVERY time!! just...most of the time T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: When done properly that is! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: see? How do we know you aren't faking for those few times? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: trust me, i'm not faking it T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That would be impressive and over the top faking T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he can feel my orgasm...he fills every inch inside me. he can feel it squeezing down on his cock. trust me, there's no faking it T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or if there is, i just haven't figured out how yet T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: wat T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: surely you've been on the kegelmaster a time or two...? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i wouldn't fake it even if i could. it's just denying myself in the long run T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and lying to him...building distrust. not a good thing to do and especially when it's something like this T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: really? You'd just go without or resign yourself to fingergasms when stuff starts breaking down? T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he does that pretty well too :) T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: gspot every time! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: He's not gonna remain a teen idol forever, ya know! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's only 1 year younger than me T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm just waiting for the tells to start pouring in from all this publicity. T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ladies, he's mine! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon clings to Yzz, claiming him forever! T3/r7/2013-03-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz quivers as SexyButt Shanon pulls a collar gently around his neck and locks it on securely. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: ok why will no one gimme four pieces of eq both wrist and arm plus feet for a triv incomplete potion damnit T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: cause were all lay? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: Lazy T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, at level 13, I don't think those four pieces of eq will make a difference T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Everything dies in one hit T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: what you want is a full L1 DR enchanted set, then L41 set later when you get there T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caelestis: Avada Kedavra! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: how much s that T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: is T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: +6 DR (per piece) but not very good other enchants often go for very little. A whole set of +DR and +good other enchantes is often 1tp at L1 T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: but fuck that! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: (in the true curse channel tradition) T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: yeah after a couple thousand more qp ill just level T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: nothin but time T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: sitting for qp is so 1999, the fastest way to get qp is now learning to cp level. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: and of cours quest every 30 min while you are doing it T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: meh cp id rahter get other gaming done T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: many ways to play... as you fucking please. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: thats what she said! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: the stuff of shadows is frustrating. the maps dont say anything about what to say T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Guess whos pants I jizzed in? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't think it was mine, since I'm into watersports T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Nope, THEY WERE MINE! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: ......... T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh no! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seths: be back later mama, fuckin love ya T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: did you look at my pics again snooky?! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: NO! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i warned you about looking at my pics! 1 of 2 things will happen. 1. your eyes will start bleeding or 2. you'll jizz in your pants T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: mmm....what pics? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuellier: sounds like a challenge T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It was a little of both for me. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: bigmamasinfoodbikinis.com T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the pics on the aardwolf picture thingy T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: How the fuck do you pronounce Yzz? I say "yiz" T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shikai: carefully T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: with a soft j sound T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yiz just like jizz :D T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: although *I* pronounce it "wise" like, many Y T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: How did Yzz tier by talking on curse? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's the power of love and friendship and cute talking equines T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he has my max'd weapons :) T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pretty lucky guy he is! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: plus, he was able to strategically place the laptop in just the right position to take full advantage of Shanon's big moments. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true... T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: gave a whole new meaning to button-mashing. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i almost feel bad for him. he works in an office with lots of other people and i'll get him aroused...just to be "mean" while he's at work T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so he has to kinda hide things....while i sit back and laugh at him T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol that's awesome T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I think so too! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i wish my wife would do that. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do that with Nird he gets all shy T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Especially when in a meeting... he should be working anyway! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't wait until we live together....i'll tease him all day, he'll come home and throw me on the bed and ravish me senseless T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i'm kinda looking forward to it! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thorzan: Language in here is better than the other channels.. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm pretty sure i'll be walking funny when he's finished but it'll be worth it :D T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's opposite day T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn he must be a beast, Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you gonna play around the world with him? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel giggles. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: if he's not he can always finish you off with toys. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiiit, there's no time for toys! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that boy seriously never goes completely soft T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol wow he must like you a little T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or just horndog all the time T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sounds a lot more like Bob Kevorkian. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i gave him a bj, climbed on top and we each came twice...I laid next to him to snuggle and noticed he was still hard so i pulled him on top of me and we went again! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all in a 1.5 hr time period T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: sounds like fun T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the race is on... T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caelestis: so does he yzz? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and he was STILL mostly hard....hard enough to put inside me anyway T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He's a lucky guy I would just push him off and go back to sleep lol I'm selfish T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmmmm hmmm, he does T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm just a little irritated he can find my sweet spot every single time AND faster than I can T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jealous.... T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leering at everyone around her, Queen Bee Noegel RAWRS! What's on her mind? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i swear he sticks a single finger in and he's got the spot instantly T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caelestis: i'd be happy :P T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: kinda surprising you're just not irritated in general. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i am happy about it, just frustrated that he can do it better than I can and it's my body lol T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not complaining by any means T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, I meant in the sense of rugburn. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: your bedroom must reek of lotion or something. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, it doesn't T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: right now it smells like axe T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I miss him :( T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: by the time I see him again, it'll have been 3 weeks since he was here T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he'll be here sunday though and for an entire week! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we made love (fucked for the guys reading this) 16 times in 3.5 days T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure if that's a lot or not but I'm feeling a little bit spoiled T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric claps at Shannon's performance. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we were joking about it the other day saying I'd go into work all bitchy because "all i got was 4 orgasms this morning....how DARE he *only* give me 4 on a day like this?! he knows i need at least 6 to deal with all the crap at work on monday's" T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's an average of like 4 times a day. Having just come off a negative relationship and entered a positive new one, I guess you're still in that bang-your-genitals-off honeymooner stage. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all the other women (and men) would think I'm a spoiled bitch and/or be jealous. it was kinda funny T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caelestis: i call making love/fucking "mounting"... is that okay? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, fucking/making love/sex/mounting/whatever T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I call it "slappin the fish" T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caelestis: is it okay i pretend my wife is a my little pony when i mount her? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure i see it as a honeymoon phase though. guess we'll have to see in a couple more months/years T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a bit strange but to each their own :) T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: slappin the fish? ummmm eeewww T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: sure is, ever heard of ponygirls? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: He's gonna leave you for a white woman. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Norf: Some peoples wives are little pony.... pillows. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i ever smell like a fish i will kill myself T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i know i don't taste like fish either! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: you wouldn't know if you smell like a fish T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you would know... T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: you would have been immune to your own smell T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can speak from experience...i do not taste like fish T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not true T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not a skunk rofl T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: You will Shanon. Guys if you are eating a girl out and it smells or tastes like copper or ya know pennies. That means that she just urinated. Get your face out of there! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the smell of sex reeks. A stinky pussy doesn't smell good, especially having to been used to excess like that. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caelestis: i call that "pennies from heaven" btw. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ROFL that's just gross snooky T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And besides, have you ever seen porn or any kind of fuckin AFTER you bust a nut? It's disgusting, sex is ugly as hell. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that wasn't urine, Snooky, that was a visit from some dear old auntie. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I haven't even let him go down on me yet anyway T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe this weekend if he's a good boy T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he is sooo going to kill me if he does a curse -h rofl T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: ....that was meant for curse... T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhhhh T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: guys love the free publicity of successful sexcapades. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's just such a shame that the girlies aren't as braggadochio about it. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caelestis: it's true, my wife told her cousin all about our sexual relationship, and contrary to common sense i felt awesome about it instead of uncomfortable. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well guys, i'm in trouble now T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the kids found out? T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guys brag to their guy friends all the time T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the sad part is his ex never wanted more than 1 orgasm :( such a waste! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Well, that was some entertaining history to read. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: How did I tier while talking on curse? I have a life outside of you, I'll have you know! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And then there was some other stuff I skimmed over T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can punish me this weekend :) T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I am sick and tired of typing in recakk instead of recall T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean...noooo, please don't punish me! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: before you do, check the room for a nanny cam tho. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: wouldnt want to get caught in a blackmail T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: So that thing that Abe says never happens on gossip just happened on gossip. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: no, it didn't T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: a thread that started out as general gossip veered into a debate topic T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Sure it did. Your theory was wrong. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the general gossip wasn't moved, the debate was T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Okay, but you are on THIN ICE now Abe...I'm watching you. T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: you do that :P T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: THIN ICE! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah ABE! T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, i'll go back to the kitchen where i belong now T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or is it the bedroom?! i get so confused T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's because we were doing bedroom things in the kitchen T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that explains it :) T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love you too baby T3/r7/2013-03-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well ain't that just embarrassing! T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: my favorite swear word is motha fuckin motha fucka T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rose Of Courtess: then ur lame T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rose Of Courtess: muh haha T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Chocolate covered penises T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That sounds delicious T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can you get those prepackaged and shipped? T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: www.fedex.com T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: FUCKING DAMMIT T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I need to pay attention to my health and not gossip T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: If I were you, I wouldn't let myself tell me what to do. T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll do what I want!! Don't tell me what to do! *lame attitude* T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: well fuck me up a goats ass running. T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: is Casa Nostra after you? T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: also, a donkey would be a better fit. T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: cthulu? T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck you! T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: ok T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras: pls...fuck me T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it wasn't an offer rofl T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: No, me! T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras: i thought it was an offer T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras flirts with SexyButt Shanon, hmmm wonder what he wants? *wink* T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff is sore as he already got some today T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon puts a garbage can over her head and disappears to the loony-bin! T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: being a "single mom" isn't so bad...just sayin' T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'm a bit sleepy T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: night fuckers! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Not Guilty Kojiro grinning evilly as he hands SexyButt Shanon a card reading, "Go directly to Jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect 200 dollars." T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can feel the love... T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: if you want a friend get a dog T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a dog! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she hates me too T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: then get another one T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: then make them fight T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, one is enough T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can only take so much abuse... T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel softly nuzzles SexyButt Shanon's neck. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway, night. my bed is calling my name T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or maybe that's my bf calling my name.... hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: unlikely T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're probably right T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: wheres the double bitches?? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: fuck em if they can't take a joke then already T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whaaaaaaat T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel looks around for someone to XRAY... who's next? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: flash T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro rips his clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Bigbro mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: this just in: a man was buried by an avalanche but fortunately he had 60 beers in his car. so he peed his way out of there. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You attempt to give bzzz to Ferien but he cannot carry it. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick: any other pwarriors weirded out when using assult on select mobs? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick peers intently at Cotton Mouth. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick: "ass mouth" just gives me the heebie jeebies T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: YES! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick peers intently at a silver cock. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick: "ass cock", anyone? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ass monkey T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: ass clown T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick: you got it :) T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ass man T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: But That Mouth isn't supposed to be two way! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: That BoomStick could always use the SN instead of Ass. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick: now, where's teh fun in that? :/ T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ewwww ass to mouth ewww T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: if it is fun, then why complain about it, This Ferien wonders. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BoomStick: never go ass to mouth T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: well thats the last time i buy a aylorian leaflet... its like my 9th one T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon screams loudly! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel punches Shanon in the mouth and eyelashes! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sh! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: ladies, ladies T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel destroys Biff with her Soul Music! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe I don't wanna Sh! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ever think of that?! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You know what? I didn't. I have been enlightened! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel meditates as her mind is powered up! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: an orgasm is like a sneeze, it's better if everybody hears you. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel puts a tasty fish in Shanon's yawning mouth. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why is that, Hanslanda? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What if you're in church? It would be rude. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww, I'd rather have yzz's cock in my mouth :( T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: have you ever tried to keep a sneeze in? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If I had Yzz's cock, I think you would be upset. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: poops on facebook? Is FaceBLAH real? is this REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? I always wanted to do Bam Margeras mom. all hookup style. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then we would do battle. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I do get a little loud when I have an orgasm.... T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Does the room smell bad when you orgasam? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not a screamer or anything (thought i have came close a few times) but I'm def not completely silent T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: depends on what she ate T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol no, it doesn't smell bad T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: downstairs neighbors are loud, so the gf and i tried to be louder T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: though, after a weekend of sex it did kinda smell like...well...sex T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Put a coaster under one of your beds legs so it makes a nice thump. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a full enough gut with soft enough stool could potentially result in an accidental turd at completely the wrong time. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't put a coaster under my bed T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: i remember the neightbors at a friends place... "YA NIGGA THAT THE SPOT. YOU KNOW THE SPOT NIGGA YEA YEA YOU WORK IT NIGGA" T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: got one of the low to the ground japanese beds T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nooo, I mean biff T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you sleep on a pallet? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: kinda T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i remember the arabic girl next door that took it up the ass for the first time and was wailing like a 3yo girl that had her candy stolen. it was funny T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's a king size pedestal with a pillowtop mattress on top (both sides are pillowtop so that fucker weighs a freakin ton! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when i stand next to the bed, it's at my waist rofl T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel flexes her muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: how old is it? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sucks being short sometimes :( T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: uuuummmm 6 years or so T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: mine only goes up to my shins T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: shorts pretty good .. ex was a spinner T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the average mattress will double in weight from all the sweat, other bodily fluids, and shedded skin flakes. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it was heavy when we bought it T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: double pillow top mattresses aren't light T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Neither are memory foams T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm trying to convince yzz we need a new mattress but he likes this one (it's kinda strange because it was the mattress i had with my ex...) T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, you can't change a mattress every time you change men T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: does it have two dimples in the middle...where your knees go? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it is a comfy mattress...it better be for the price we paid for it! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: maybe he likes it because it smells like Shanon? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh hell yes i can! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was with my ex for 14 years! i deserve a new mattress! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm good point hans. he did sleep on my side of the bed... T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awwww T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when the ex moved out i moved over to his side of the bed because it was closer to the alarm clock and the bathroom....leaving my side available for yzz T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you don't get some sort of discount for having them haul it away, perhaps you could chop it up and make him a Shanon doll for those lonely nights you're not together. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol, you are a woman of efficiency T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm pretty awesome, I know :) T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I really miss my yzz :( I wish he would answer me T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How far is he from you T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 8 hours T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel drop kicks Starphoenix into the next city! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Dang T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Queen Bee Noegel's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Owww T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's not like you need a fucking head...it looked more like a diseased pimple T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's not too far away, unless he's driving really fast. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: A certain bird who comes back from the dead from the stars cannot see this message. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix squeezes the pus out. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he went to take meds for his allergies while i got dinner (he made me eat dinner! how dare he!) T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Thanks! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Getsuko: shanon loves the curse channel T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I love you guys, it's true T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's only because my gauntlets need more junk on them...rusty platemetal gauntlets don't do any good unless they got nasty shit all over them...better to assrape people with T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: contrary to what he may have told you, his stuff isn't a good source of protein. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol he's not here for me to get my "protein shake" :( T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sunday though! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: that is disturbing T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then i'll be gone for a week! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Who here eats placenta? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel looks at her watch. Sunday is getting closer! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I ate a placenta when I was just a fetus. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then I kicked my way out of my mother because 9 months is too damn long to wait. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i ate a deer placenta just because T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: we need more porn... like the chick that took her cervix out of her body using a serrated knife so she could take a cock in her uterus easier T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ow? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: got a link? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Madness of Rumour: is that really appropriate to talk about on a public channel? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Rumour has spoken! She almost sent me to another dimension the other day T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's X-rated...wouldn't that be a yes in this case? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: are we not allowed to talk like that on curse? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Rumour does not like external cervixes T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Neither do I... owww T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me either! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mine is a problem being INSIDE, I'd hate to see what it was like on the OUTSIDE T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel huddles close to Shanon. The terror.... T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: this is a pretty nasty topic. should really take it where it belongs. Twitter. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: might be better than having a penis shoved through it. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ahh T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Twitter lol T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aoric: I guess, as long as the link doesn't go public it's ok, right? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i get my cervix hit often :( i'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing but either way it hurts! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bad thing. Definitely T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maybe if you sandpapered off a little... T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no wonder i walk funny! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Who would sculpt my butt cake? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: well, it depends on how much money the internet gives her for the video. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would if you didn't hate me T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: there once was a girl names sydney, who could take it up to her kidney, and then a guy from Quebec, stuck it up to her neck, he had a long one now didnt he T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: snooky hates everyone :( T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm going to bake Snooky some hiveling cakes. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: especially me! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I don't hate anyone. Except people who put me on ignore. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky strokes SexyButt Shanon's inner thigh...someone tell them to get a room! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel ignores Snooky. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: snooky hates me because I lost weight :( T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: any one know about the girl from Nantucket? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn: Snooky doent hate anyone he is just enjoying life and trying to get some laughs along the way T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: which one? There's a whole lot of 'em. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not fat enough or ugly enough for him! I have too much hair on my back too T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: imgonna throw up T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: That is my nigger Snaebjorn speaking the truth to y'all fruit boners! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: thanks for that visual T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can braid your back hair for you. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can even put little plastic beads on it. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: shanon's backhair is so nasty, it keeps John Deere in business T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: back boobs are cool. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you just want to get close to my fat naked body! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: the one that rode across the sea in a bucket, and when she got there they asked for a fare, and she pulled up her skirt and said "Fuck It"! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: i walk away for one second and now we are talking about backfat and hair?!? T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Biff, be quiet. Shanon is beautiful and her hair is one of the things that make her special and unique T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least i have an awesome personality even if i am fat, ugly and hairy! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: better than an insideout cervix T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: why not? we throw in some bacon lube and it'll be a comedy show T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Rumour wouldn't let us talk about real curse-worthy stuff, so we've had to improvise. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I grab handfulls of my asshairs and then just rip that shit out. I hate butt hair. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i could always talk about how doctors plan to bisect penises to help deal with erectile dysfunction...but that might hit too close to home for most people T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG snooky! I just really laughed out loud! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's too fucking funny! T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: if your boyfriend loved you snooky he would shave it for you T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: use a lighter, not only is it faster, but you can have fun lighting your farts on fire while doing it. T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: nothing like a good ol' scalpel to the wang T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: just dont have one of those extended farts and risk the chance of a flash back into the annus T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i'm burnproof so i can do it without risk of injury T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: that shit make your rectum explode and all T3/r7/2013-03-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and don't use the lighter fluid. It's great for the front, but the backhole is much too tender. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel stuffs a tasty fish, shaped like Yzz's cock, in Shanon's mouth. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i just keep puking everything up. i'm happy with what i did keep down though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck me in the ass and call me george! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: so is the fish cock shaped or is the cock fish shaped? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: ok george wanna go again? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i wanna try that crazy hot chili pepper they made T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: you mean the ghost pepper right? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want yzz' cock in my mouth... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Close your eyes... and imagine! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just 3 more days, 3 more days, 3 more days T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: That's like...10 days. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: put a dildo in the microwave for 30seconds and then go down on it. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: just like the real thing. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky likes African honey bee dicks apparently T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that should be a fun 12 orgasms T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you should try to see how long you can go without having any. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i want an apple pie from Mc D's! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do it Shanon get that pie T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: after three days, Yzz won't know what hit him. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Yzz here. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tratillo: damn do they still make those...I haven't had one in years T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: they were so much fucking better when they were deep fried. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: He's going to be the one walking funny when I get finished with him! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn, Shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...or something crazy like that T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: usually *I* am the one walking funny T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: peeing funny you mean T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've decided to switch it up a little lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're gonna ride him doggy-style? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: remember to disinfect the wall behind your toilet T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You're going to cut off my legs? :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: I'm getting one of those IED's or whatever they are called for my b-day!!!...since this because the sexy time chan T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slaymore: haslanda it getting off right now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, you need them so you can hold me up against the wall and fuck me senseless...remember? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck me standing up in the shower... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i think i will stop there T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Keep going! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're getting a homemade bomb for your birthday? Who's birthday did you forget? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i should really go spend some time with my wife. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you know how more people have a "bucket list" of things they want to do? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: err i mean UID or whatever its called T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yesss T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well we have a "fuck it list" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol nice T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: and by me getting one i mean she's getting one T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: anyone wanna split a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper with me? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz probably would T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: oh, the splashguard thing T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's crazy like that! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok guys, I have to put my baby to bed. he's tired T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: byebye T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nighty night :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: nite shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper is 2 million scoville heat units. That's equal to police-grade pepper spray. Sounds yummy T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Police grade pepper spray is not bad. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: try eating it T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: mmmmm just think of it coming out a few hours later T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I got sprayed with is and we had to do a firearms course and then fight a guy for three minutes T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's bad enough to knock out a TSA squad. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just saying, if you have the will, you can fight through it. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i use capsacin oil to massage my muscles T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i doubt pepper spray would bother me now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: for added hilarity, tell 'em it's a laser pointer. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i want some more fucking coffee but my wife wont let me. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol tell your wife to get out of the kitchen for once she will be excited T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras: give her beer than....:) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Of course! You shouldn't cheat on your wife with beverages, no matter how delicious. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: .... i just want a cup of coffee. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: im making some coffee right now...mmmmmm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: but it's midnight T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: fuck you biff T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: its 9 T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: am or pm? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: pm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: 11pm here T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: nothing like some night time coffee T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien has noticed that Those People who drink coffee tend to get more and more cranky every morning following the initial cup of coffee, provided Those People keep drinking it. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: where are you im comming to get a cup T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ferien is true T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sucks i've been puking so much lately :( I just want to eat and no taste it a 2nd time T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck me! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras: sure..why not T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: ferien doesn't drink coffee obviously T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: morning sickness? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: sick? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You could try eating things that would be just as delicious coming back up. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien used to drink coffee, and that is one of the reasons This Ferien stopped. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: pergnant? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure it's possible T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Now just stop smoking, Ferien! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1% chance T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel glares at Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Blair's 16 Million Reserve...uses crystalized purified capsacin to make hot sauce... measured strength, 16 million scoville units T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: now THAT is the ultimate hotsauce T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I use those as eyedrops, Starphoenix T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: my mouth hurts thinking about that T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but with as much cum and i've had pumped into me....ANYTHING is possible! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Waaay better than coffee or Five Hour Energy T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you don't limit pregnancy to just mattress mayhem, the human female can become pregnant as late as 69 years old. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: you dont stop being nasty do you SHannon? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: my wife would like you T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien -is- struggling over That Addiction. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slaktastic Shineon: shanon's been nasty since v1 T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hugs Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm fat and ugly, not nasty! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon is going to turn me into a lesbian. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you're nasty too shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't let the skirts fool you, women are the raunchier sex of this species. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: oh i have never been foold. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: yeah no man could create and use a triple-headed dildo T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I heard they even invented the dutch oven... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i had my tubes cut, burned and tied...I have a tilted uterus.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: God still has some angels left to deliver the good news...I'm just sayin'. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: yeah shannon you have a better chance of winning the lottery. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yep and I don't even play! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: finding the winning lottery ticket on the ground then T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but seriously, 16 times in 3.5 days.... I could get lucky T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway, he's sleepy and i don't want to get grumbled at for not laying down so i don't puke again *sigh* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the lady i nanny for had the tummy bug cooties at her house last week T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so it's probably that. or it could be stress... who knows?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: the flu and lice?? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: nice combo T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: actually, i kinda like it when he grumbles at me. he's so freakin' cute! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he tries to play tough but I know he's wrapped :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon kisses Yzz fiercely. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: oh gods go to bed the gooey lovey harts crap is just wrong. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: dayum T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, they had the shits and puking fits cooties T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hey! I'm plenty macho! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he won't admit being wrapped T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Wrapped, my ass.. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you are :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: just admit it yzz you'll feel better once you let go of control. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: just hold onto the debit card. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i said i wanted cheese fries and a strawberry banana milkshake....who walked across the street in the snow, at night, to get me cheese fries and a milkshake?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, you're wrapped baby :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs her nose softly against Yzz's. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: it's better to freeze you ass off then to listen to a bitch complain about a milkshake T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i want cheese fries T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: actually i want poutine. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i rewarded him... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: see, he's wrapped. he doesn't even have a come back! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: wll hell ill get you cheese fries too. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i doubt you'd fill me up as well as he does, find my g-spot as well as he does or make me tingle when we kiss as well as he does T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm it's almost sounding like I might possibly maybe be wrapped too.... nah, that's not possible T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: am not! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poor Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Doesn't even know it. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's trying to say I'm wrapped T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i never said i would get you cheese fries AND do all of those things. i want MY reward. not yours T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hrmphs for no apparent reason. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ferun is a selfish lover. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel burns Ferun at the stake! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i have a lover. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm very well taken care of...I'll keep my yzz thanks :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: the best loves, That Ferien Beleives, are mutual fiery loves that never die no matter how much time passes, full of passion and and sparkly feelings. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i just want a reward. DAMNIT T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now just to get my hands on the keys to the mustange and his wallet! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel burns Ferun at the stake, irregardless of present lovers! The fire has already started! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooooh Mustang. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have one of those T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll distract him with kisses! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie ) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i want a bumblebee not one of them found on road dead stang things T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: I'm ready :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: While you're fucking, I will sneak his keys and put them in a location we will discuss before hand T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think he sleeps with the keys to the mustang! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz quirks an eyebrow at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: almost positive he loves the mustang more than me! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Yzz with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: sounds like the stang has him wrapped not you T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps Yzz for loving the Mustang more than Shanon and her braided, hairy back! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sooo going to pay for that this weekend *sigh* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, i like his punishments! bring it! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: give him a 3some and fuck him in his car T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm sleepy T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mustangs don't allow threesomes unless all parties are flexibly skilled T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Nah, I'd never get that smell out of the car. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: he can sit on the shifter while you ride him T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we had to move because the smell was so bad at the other house! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I guess we could do it on the hood or something though.. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien wonders how the smell was so bad, when it is supposedly just from sex? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmmmm on the hood of the mustang?! can we add that to the fuck it list too?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: If I slip a rag under your ass, maybe I can even get a wax out of it too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: well ima go molest my wife now. thanks for the insparation all. gnite T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: I had sex on the hood of my car once...next day found the windows smashed. cops came and started dusting for prints and found a butt print T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and it'll keep the car from getting "dirty" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least it wasn't a cock print... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: there was... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg reminds me of this time...where someone hit their head on the wall T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: also my parents were standing there with me, the gf and the cops T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! too funny! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blinks innocently at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: we were all visiting my sister in college, was not the best time T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Reminds me of a song I heard once. "was it you that did the pushin'? Left the stains upon the cushion, footprints on the dashboard upside down" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biff: thats a country song right? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: How many imms are atheist? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Go back to bed, Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sings you a beautiful lullaby. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 2 reasons T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hm? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1. I have to go to my daughter's spring party, I'm room mom. 2. yzz isn't in my bed :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh, you and Yzz! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, he's not here yet. he will be here sunday T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel paints a beautiful picture of Shanon and Yzz doing dirty, dirty things! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hopefully this lasts until Sunday. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we have our differences and we fight just like any other couple...only thing is, we work through our problems instead of just pretending they never happened T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds like an ideal setup. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If only you could summon IRL T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: or you know... a regular marriage T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: you can, but in RL we call it texting T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Texting is not summoning... that's more of the tell channel T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure i will ever marry IRL again T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh dear. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why not? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've done it twice, both failed....only thing in common with both, ME! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol, well third time is the charm. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: your not a morning person are you Shanon? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel apologizes for tired old phrases. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm too difficult, too stubborn, too clingy, too needy, too...whatever else they said that i wasn't listening too because i really don't give a shit T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: take your self pity to the whining channel. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but, yzz does seem different so maybe we will marry. I don't know. we aren't to that point just yet T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cuts off Ferun's nuts and places them in her Bag of Douchebag Nutsacks! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel feels bad now. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he doesn't need them anyway T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: your too late, my wife already hid them on me. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's married... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Maybe you should live with Yzz for a while before marriage. To see how it works out seeing each other constantly before jumping on the marriage bandwagon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz and I are still working out the kinks in a long distance relationship. WOW! that's tough too! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he wants me to move there, I'm not sure. I mean, I want to be with HIM, I'm just not sure I want to take my girls away from their dad T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: although, he doesn't really see them anyway, doesn't call or anything....so who knows? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my girls absolutely "love" (word used lightly) yzz though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure who is more excited for him to come visit this weekend, me or my daughters :) they've been counting down the days too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's hard to come into a "ready made family" with kids who are older and still get accepted. it seems to come naturally to yzz though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, if you have nothing anchoring you down besides their father, you should just think about moving closer to Yzz. If it feels right, try living closer and then together. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wasn't even sure my youngest would like him at all. she is such a daddy's girl, but she took right too him T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just don't jump straight into something face first, lest you drown. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my girls are 10 and 13. not easy ages to deal with T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 10 yr old will be 11 in July and 13 yr old will be 14 in November T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz sounds great though. Maybe you should talk with your kiddos and ask what they think about moving. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Make it a family decision (even though it really is just yours) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oldest wants to move, youngest doesn't (not because she will miss daddy, but because she will miss her friends *sigh*) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She will find new friends. Heck, my parents moved me around once every 6 months (damn you Air Force) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Probably harder to convince a 10 year old that, though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz is great! he cooks, cleans, does laundry (though i haven't seen this personally...), helps with the kids (even algebra homework!), actually plays with the kids not just sit on the bench while we are at the park, is absolutely A M A Z I N G in bed *blush* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, just don't get too attached or think he is a God or you will fall into a trap again. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not going to push it. I'm not really sure I want to take them away from their dad. he's not horrible, just....not right for me and since we can't get along, he doesn't come see the girls (which i think is totally immature on his part but it's his own grave he is digging) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: First step is to move closer so you can see more of him on a daily basis. Second step: find his flaws. Seeing the bad in a man is a good thing. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've never thought that highly of anyone before T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've never loved as deep before T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, their father shouldn't be much of a factor. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: When they grow older, they will start to understand. Trust me T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I still have my guard up. luckily, yzz and I talk about things and he actually LISTENS to me. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How long have you been together? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If you don't mind me asking! :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's still a new relationship :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was with the girls father for 14 years T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: New as in a few months or a few years lol some people have different definitions! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: few months T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I hope it works out, he seems pretty fantastic T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: All I have around here are hispanics who don't speak English and get afraid when they find out what I do for a living *grumble* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: most people are afraid when they find out what I do for a living too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Are you a butcher of men? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, worse T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a nanny T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shit nuggets! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel runs in terror! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I had a mean nanny when I was a kid. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I deal with 4 kids ages 5,4,3 2 (on april 14th) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then again, I was dangerous, so I guess I'm glad she was mean T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I was a preschool teacher for awhile....that was hell! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: kids are vicious lil buggers! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yep lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not mine of course! mine are perfect lil princesses T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol oh really T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they *are* my offspring after all :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hahaha, that's what I'm concerned about!! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Queen Bee Noegel did. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whaaat? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm not all bad... I'm just misunderstood T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel understands. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i guess i should get my big butt showered and dressed T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Have fun, SexyButt Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: can't sit here all day wearing his shirt and pj pants, wishing he were here :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Couple more days! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: UGH! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I could have said that without a slap. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's been a rough 3 weeks! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel :D Almost done with the wait :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I just need him to hold me, look into my eyes and tell me everything will be ok.....then throw me on the bed and ravish me for hours T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's not too much to ask for, is it?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It is! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mostly because it isn't Sunday T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah :( soon though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the sucky part is, he won't be here until sunday NIGHT....like 10-11pm, maybe even midnight! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Perfect for sexxxy time! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You should shower right before and dress into something sexy T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, if the girls are sleeping lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's what benadryl is for T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm also meeting his daughter this weekend too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooooh you must be nervous T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm 99% sure she isn't going to like me T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bah, you seem decent enough T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: because she hasn't met you yet and you are already banging her dad? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my girls say I'm the bestest mommy alive T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, because her mom is hurt that her dad left her and her mom is blaming it on me...so, the child doesn't know any different T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel promptly adds Memnarch's nuts to her Bag of Douchebag Nutsacks! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh shit T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is the mom feeding her lies and blasphemy? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yikes T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Forgive me Memnarch T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't know what I removed from you... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he left her before we started dating....but we were talking as friends (yes, i can have male friends...it is possible) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, did he leave her for you? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, he was leaving her anyway T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: ahhh... isn't that always how it goes T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he left her and I booted the ex before he and i started anything serious T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah... it sounds complicated T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mars wasn't in my house and he wasn't in their house....when we started dating T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: how old is the daughter T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: same age as my youngest T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 10 T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my youngest is 4 days older than his daughter T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he also has a son...a baby son. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Meh, I'm sure they will get along fine. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but...he isn't sure the baby is his. the ex cheated on him about the time she got pg T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was thinking like 16 year old daughter T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so he's not sure if the baby is his or not T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: either way, it is on HIM to get the truth across to her T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's what started the whole thing between them. but his daughter doesn't know her mom cheated on her dad. he isn't bring up the "dirt" like that T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: not talking about THAT truth T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, she needs to know eventually, but when she is much older. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: which drives me CRAZY! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I didn't find out why my parents divorced until I was 22 lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I am very open and honest with my girls. I don't keep secrets T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: it is on him to clarify that the end of his relationship had absolutely nothing to do with the ever-growing friendship he had with you T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel nods at Memnarch. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he has told her, but she lives with her mom....mom's can be evil when they are hurting T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I almost kinda sorta maybe feel bad for his ex. i mean, she's lost such an awesome guy! it has to be difficult for her to realize T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now, she did it to herself....so i guess she's made her bed now she has to sleep in it :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, in the end, as his daughter grows older, she will make her own conclusions. Just be yourself and let her decide how awesome you are. And it's great your daughters are her age. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: nod, that worked out so well for Cinderella T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch smirks. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Grrrr T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: fuck you, that was funny T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we are planning a spring break mini vacation for the girls. we're going to fort rapids, and the zoo. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Zooooo T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: can't go wrong with a zoo trip T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch LOVES the zoo. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love zoos T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, we're going to see his ex and her family....you know, the hippos and rhinos T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, that was rather mean T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: get it out now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seriously, his ex is like twice my size! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i'm not small by any means T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: wow T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm short, but not small :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shorty! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is not 5'2". T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true :) i'm only 4'10 :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Holy moly T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel feels like a mighty warrior now. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm fiesty so that helps rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It does. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a cold fish T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really hate when he has busy days at work :( I just want to talk to him AAAALLLLL the time T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: At least he has a job, Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, it's true T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Men don't want to talk to their gfs while at work. Compartmentalization. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he has a pretty good job T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh, or afterwards T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then why does HE call ME when he's at work?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: boredom T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he throws a bigger fit than I do when it's time to hang up lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think he's wrapped, he won't admit it though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Some men are girls, I suppose :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Or he just hates his job. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well then if he's the "girl" i get, I would happily go lesbo! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he can take care of me, no problems T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody else can say that... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: seriously, nobody. ask mars! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're gonna be late to the party, Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, the party isn't until 2 and it's only 10:47 now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just get grumbled at if i don't eat breakfast so i was going to shower and get dressed and fix my hair and put on make up....THEN if i have time, I'll eat T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Make up! Bah! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, just mascara and eyeliner T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing fancy T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just to make my eyes stand out more than they already do :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: green eyes ftw T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is amazed by your gorgeous eyes!! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think you can see how green they are in the pics on the aard picture thingy T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't know where that is T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pretty sure you can in the pic with my tongue sticking out T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I should put my picture up T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me either T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll try to find it on facebook again T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: after i kill this room of mobs :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I didn't know aard had a pic page T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh facebook ew T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: found it :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That was fast T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: https://www.facebook.com/AardwolfMud/photos_albums T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i had the fb page book marked....i just clicked on "photos" and there we go! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Man you look like you just woke up lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Except the tongue one... I am oddly aroused T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: aroused? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm scared now.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait, what? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I didn't say that. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm, ok :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll forget it was ever said, if you forget thinking it T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: anyway i'm seriously going to be punished if i don't get stuff done so i can eat T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh, I'm not really aroused. Never got into the lesbian scene. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm just a gay guy trapped in a woman's body. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Though I'm on a dry spell. There are no good guys in this town besides men I work with, and I don't date guys from my work. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then you must play with your boobs constantly! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a GAY guy.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I tried the dating guys from work and it just gets horrible T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gay guys like boobs T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, I play with yzz' cock constantly lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Boobs are a universal love T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hate mine :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is jiggling her breasts for all to see. Permission to drool granted. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wanna chop them off and throw them in the garbage T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol why do you hate them T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yzz wouldn't like that T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes aren't down there...yet that's where people look when they talk to me T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol yeah T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: curse channel the new fucking gossip chan :P T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't mind if they glance, but when it becomes a stare is when I start feeling un comfortable T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck you, slut nugget Elchanan T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah! what she said! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: go back to your cave! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Elchanan. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel curses and waves her nut knife! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And Shanon seems to only use curse T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i use ftalk and clan and spouse too :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and tells...but tells are so, i don't know, private T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Rawr, people talk about clan. I guess that's why I see the same five people chatting everyday T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm the only active girl in my clan...i can't really talk about this stuff without having them all pouncing on me rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know what you mean T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit! yzz is almost done with whatever he is doing at work and will be logging on here soon. ACK! I have to get stuff done T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: There have been more than a few guys here that become significantly more friendly when they find out I have a vagina T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's so going to grumble at me for not eating and i've been up almost 2 hours T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol go eat! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or he might punish you T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not until i've showered, dressed, done my hair, put on my make up, taken the dog out and whatever else i can think of T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hurry! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm still unpacking boxes from the move last weekend!! I need to get that shit done too. eating can wait! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm fat enough, i don't need to eat T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No it can't! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bah, doubtful T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you haven't seen me naked, I have T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or have I? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Answer: no I haven't T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, you haven't T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't say that to yzz though *sigh* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, stop mudding and get to work! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what's he going to do? deny me sex?! that'd just be torturing himself...he wouldn't do it T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: though he may make me beg for his cock... hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That could be fun though! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lord only knows what he will come up with this time lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Win win for you! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives SexyButt Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even if he denies me orgasms...I still get 3-4 each time we have sex T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not suffering any rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol god damn T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG NO! you mean I only get 3 orgasm this time?! NOOOO!!! don't do this to me! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls her eyes, disgusted. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop showing off! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, I'm not worried about his punishments rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: even if *I* don't get orgasms, I still like making him cum.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Does he make silly faces lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummmm i don't know T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And do you feel like a badass T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i usually have my eyes closed, trying not to make silly faces myself ROFL T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we usually cum together, or very very close together T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, I just remember Yzz saying you convulse like someone with epilepsy T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not every time! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You do, it's okay :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, i'm going now lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Byebye! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe i'll get lucky and he'll spank my ass! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh yeah, dont forget to EAT! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean...ummm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: off to shower n stuff :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: innocent yzz T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel waves goodbye to SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't encourage him to read curse either! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I don't think I have to now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all showered and he STILL hasn't came back! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: see...I have plenty of time :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: EAT! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i did think of one punishment i may not like...but i'm not sure he would do it because it also punishes him T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if he denied me giving him a bj... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: surely he wouldn't do that, would he?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers sadly. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't eat yet. i'm not dressed and haven't done the other stuff yet T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: soon though :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: holy fuck batman! he's here! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He will deny you T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm guess i will find out :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He won't. I think you can pull some sweet moves on him! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I already am! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: (Spouse) Yzz: you can't naked wet purr rub me like that! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I got this! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i put enough bs up here, he won't be able to see the other stuff i said anyway rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol true true T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i'm not sure the spouse talk distractions are going to work anymore rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Spam T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Spam spam T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: There I've cleared the history, Shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I just have one question. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: yes she ate T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I saw her T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh, I'm sure she didn't. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Kix and Frosted Flakes T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps Nird. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps Nird. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops mischan T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thistlethane: off T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: hate to tell you this thistle, but that didn't work T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: just type the name of a channel by itself to toggle the channel on/off...so just type "curse" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel waves her nut knife at Thistlethane! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how'd he know?! who told him?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh, I guess I could have been helpful like Abelinc... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: leave it to Abe to be all helpful in shit T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: geez! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm collecting the nuts of jerks and pervs on this MUD. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch THWAPS Queen Bee Noegel for being a moron. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Memnarch taught me to do a whois beforehand, though... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've already got yzz's T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ow T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's a perv... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel glares at Memnarch. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You both are! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: hang around Shanon, she brings out the best of everyone on this channel T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm a perv? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: did i say that out loud? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No. You just have loud thoughts. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i meant, he's awesome! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: So how many 4 orgasm sessions can Shanon really survive if she never eats anything? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rubs against Yzz and purrs contentedly. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: As many as you have... just put some gatorade on the night stand. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon enthusiastically high-fives Queen Bee Noegel! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gets in Yzz's face, thumps him in the chest and yells, "BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: told you! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I hate to gloat, but I'm pretty sure I cause some pretty serious calorie burning and all. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel beams with pride. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I just need gatorade and I'll be fine T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: not enough it would seem T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon may or may not have said something about calorie burning exercises. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i do eat! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just...not when you tell me too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: do you swallow? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes as she sees Vost here. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: So if she passes out, I get the night off, right? I can get up and go play Aard? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's grounds for divorce! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I agree with Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, no...i guess if you stay with me until i pass out...you can do whatever you want T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'm in trouble but i haven't quite decided just yet T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fear of Yzz?? Yeah, right. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hey! I'm scary! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true, he is T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Sort of. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Scary awesome is what I've heard today. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: From someone who is not shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: coming at you with 4 orgasms in 1.5 hours! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's some scary shit right there T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: non-shanons think I'm awesome? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I didn't say anything... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wait, what? Huh T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, remember yesterday?! someone leaving you a gift on your desk?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that was a non-shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Good point! And whoever it was, at least I know she eats! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Daaaaamn T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Someone in the crowd yells, "BURN!" Queen Bee Noegel seems to agree! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah...junk food! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Yzz kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel glares at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: candy is NOT food T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unless *I* am eating it then it counts as food T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i got up to let the dog out around 3:40ish this morning and i ate cantaloupe. got the kids up at 6:15 and ate cantaloupe T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so i did eat! just...not really breakfast T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Cantaloupe at 6:15 counts as breakfast T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not when i went back to bed and slept until almost 10 :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Breakfast and a nap! See, I approve. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awww, i don't get punished?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hrmphs for no apparent reason. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You still get punished for irking me. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz beams with pride. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: YAY! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, ummm...BOOO! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he is so wrapped... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel nods at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok i think i can go get dressed now :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel glares at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: do my hair and make up.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm fine T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: AND....? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll just eat CANDY! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon peers intently at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm working on drinking something, not eating something T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i haven't had anything to drink since around 4:30 yesterday afternoon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hate being sick :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yzz! Do something! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well other than the soapy water I swallowed while in the shower... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm trying! And you've been taking her side. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that was NOT the best tasting stuff either...just so ya know T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't take sides. I'm independent! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah, soap water, blegh T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I will be fine T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm making her drink though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I know my limits...i know them, doesn't mean i listen to them T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'll just forget how to get to her house if she doesn't T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! you wouldn't! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs quietly to herself because Yzz was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Stop being a jerk T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's going to make me eat and drink before i get my "O's", I just know it! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so unfair! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, maybe you will get up to 6 with all that energy he force feeds hyou T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'd be fine just snuggling :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's the best snuggler too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Yzz and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i knew he'd grumble... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why are you still here and not getting ready?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was talking to yzz T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Sandwich. Now. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz peers intently at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i'm naked! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, one of you needs to eat, and he wants a sammicih T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks at Yzz with a pout on her face. What is she, six? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see SexyButt Shanon being taped up to the wall by Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'd gladly make him a sandwich but he'd just make ME eat it! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Well, that didn't work T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hah! now i can't go eat! i'm taped to the wall T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz's incessant foot tapping at SexyButt Shanon is getting on your nerves. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: There! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i am getting hungry and one of the rules says "if you are hungry, you have to eat" blah blah blah T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid rules! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hrmphs for no apparent reason. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Now who's wrapped? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: holy fuck... this game needs a spouse channel T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I try. She just mischats it all here anyway. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah, it's hard reading half a conversation T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch winces in agony. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: if I mischanned spouse onto a public channel..... *FEAR* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yup! We get some doozies! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My aardspouse is being a perv right now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm going to have to beat him with my fists T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm not as nice as Shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not me! I wasn't here to be wrapped! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: off to do my hair and make now :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You said that hours ago T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true this time though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to leave in an hour and i still want to talk to him before then :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm maybe i can eat AND do my hair/make up at the same time T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: back :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: miss me?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i even have food! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wow T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: silly people, worried for nothing T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Looks like 6 orgasms are on your agenda T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only 6?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, did you pack a gatorade? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Because Gatorades easily double the orgasm amount T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's science T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm eating a whole sandwich, a piece of cantaloupe, 7 green olives and a mini twix for dessert T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Princess Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You are ready. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no...i got sweet tea (pretty sure my blood sugar is low...i'm shaky and feel dizzy/light headed) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this is why he "yells" at me T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: That's not food! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be lucky if i can keep this down! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I had 350 gr of tenderloin steak for dinner. That's food. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a girl! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I love steak T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm probably losing too much weight though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Girls need food too. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i put my cell phone in my pocket, and my pants started sliding off T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well capri pants but i'm short so they look like high water pants rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll eat next week... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no really, i'll eat next week....i won't have a choice, yzz will be here T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you want to lose weight, you should eat very regularly. I lost 35 kg last year, and a big reason was that I measured everything and made sure I got just the right amount of food eat time. Not too much, not too little. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: each time* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've lost 16 pounds without even trying T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aye, gotta eat regularly throughout the day, or your body goes into starvation mode T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i eat when i'm hungry T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Well, that's not true noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i get hungry... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Noooo I have failed again T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz seems to think I ignore the hunger though i think T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You can eat once a day, or 10 time, it doesn't make a big difference. Just do what fits you. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, I'm an amoeba, I just absorb whatever I come into contact with T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've lost 16 pounds in about a month T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: are you people still awake T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: oh my god T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: No, I am typing in my sleep. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: I remember at midnight last night I was talking to you three T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sleeping T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: in the same channel T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: It's a bit early for sleep. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to leave in a few minutes and i still haven't talked to my man :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: I'll be your man T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: as if! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: uh? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon has the best man T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: According to Shanon T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: It's me T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now he's off talking to some lunch lady while i sit here all alone (ish) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blasts Erie in the belly button with her Remington! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: ouch. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know that he is the best man...but he's the best man for me :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I used to be a man! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course as i say that, i get a text from him telling me he loves me T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol why is that bad T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i can't be all jealous n stuff now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there, i ate all my food. now I wait to see if I'm going to barf or not T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien doesn't understand... why eat if one is going to barf it up afterwards? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: EXACTLY! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but to shut yzz up, I ate T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I ate the same food i ate last night and didn't puke so i'm hoping the same happens today T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: We forced her to eat, sweet Ferien! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just like you need to eat! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least i'm not shaky and light headed anymore... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not going to eat sixlets though, that's what caused me to puke last night T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but a twix...i wonder if that'll make me puke T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll soon find out :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm pretty sure i caught the tummy cooties from work T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they had the shits bug and puking bug last week.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yikes T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't normally barf, so all this barfing is really making me worry T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i just realized yzz played the "but i'm worried about you baby" card on me earlier and i rushed off to eat.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't barf either... it always freaks me out T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hrmphs for no apparent reason. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm trading the tea for gatorade...it just doesn't seem to be sitting well today T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gatorade is good for sickly people T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: barfing is bad T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i feel like no matter what i do, he's going to be upset with me anyway T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: why even bother?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cuz you loooooove him T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, it's true T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And you wanna beeeeee with him T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he did tell me i did good yesterday even if i did barf twice... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhh I'm on the phone! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien was thinking back to This Feriens childhood, and reading That Stepfathers collection of Mud Log stories, and This Ferien thinks, a LOT has changed. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What do you mean, Ferien T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: Things were more... freeform. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How so? I mudded since I was 6... it was kind of like this... except without speedwalks and the convenient tools and maps T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: and Those People actually HAD stories to share, whereas This Ferien has very few RP logs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This MUD is not RP at all T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: True. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien was thinking in particular to the Runed Dagger and Minotaur of Hell stories. Very few things This Ferien RP's out would have such an impact on readers minds. Maybe This Ferien isn't as intuitive with roleplay? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're just fine, silly Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: Ferien's on too!? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien has been on. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: Somebody pulled an all-nighter! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He just got on T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel punches Erie in the eyeball! Maybe he will pay more attention from now on! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: Nu'uh, This Ferien slept most of the night. And it is Late Morning now. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm sorry you had to see such violence, Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pets Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: heee T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How could your parents not love you, sweet Ferien? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wonders why this is on curse. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Feriens Mother did, but This Ferien never knew This Feriens father, who was a bad man, and This Feriens Stepfather... well... This Feriens Stepfather was REALLY hard to live with. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, I curse bad men... if he comes close to my Ferien, I will have to destroy him completely. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel seethes quietly in the corner. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: now that This Ferien doesn't live with That Stepfather, That Stepfather is okay to play games with and stuffs, but This Ferien will never forget or forgive This Feriens painful Childhood. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sometimes a painful and destructive past is helpful to construct a beautiful and wonderful future, sweet Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hugs Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: awwwwwww T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel beams a smile at Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Now, come on, it's lunch time. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien is preheating the oven for Those Biscuites T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I remember the first time I discovered the curse channel. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: My first words were "lol fuck" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree convulses as he shudders in disgust. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel punches Lemontree in his lemon-fresh nuts! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Refreshing! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Lame. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Ohhh how I long for a twitter plugin.. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: #moron T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karang: that's a fun idea actually T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Clever T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien thinks that wopuld suit you well, Lemonpuss. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's okay, Ferien. He's just an old grouch. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Why are you referring to yourself in third person? #thefuck T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: #thefuckthisisn'ttwitter T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien refers to This Ferien as This Ferien wishes, because this is This Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: #aintnobodygottimeforpunctionationinhashtags T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: #sorryithinktwitteriskindofsilly T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Just because twitter is silly doesn't mean it isn't a cultural experience. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: That Twitter is even sillier than This Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This is true. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: If you avoided twitter completely you wouldn't understand jokes about it, or understand #tags and people would laugh at you for being a moron. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ferien is silly in a good way. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Uh, twitter is all over the place? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can't avoid commercials, or ads, or tv shows T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Last time I heard somebody calling themselves silly they posted pictures of their nude bodies on Facebook. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's a shame. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien isn't going to follow in That Lemonpuss' fantasies, thanks very much! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: who do you think This Ferien is, Boxxy? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I doubt that somebody who refers to themselves in third person could be physically attractive. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You would be surprised. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Plus you're just a lemontree. A plant. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel picks at your leaves. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: We all must remember that That Lemonpuss brought up Nudes to begin with. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Wtf is a noegel anyway? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus knows, sir Lemontree. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Blasphemy. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles her bottom towards The local Lemontree. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Some people find that offensive, btw. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: God forbid! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree frowns. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien finds That Lemonpuss offensive. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Buddha forbid? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Science forbid, even? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Science is not a deity nor a religious figure. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It still forbids things... like a flat earth T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien opens up the grand cathedral of Feriens! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And save that argument for Snooky. It gets really funny T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ferien! You are a God?? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: no, Nothing close. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Maybe the earth is flat and science is a lie. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whew. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope, pretty sure the Earth isn't flat. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: That Lemonpuss is a lie! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pets Ferien. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Ferien! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think Lemontree is a lie. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shows up like he owns the place. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel takes Lemontrees soul and places it in her Bag of Victim's Souls. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: He couldn't own the place. I doubt Shanon would ever sell T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: That Shanon better not sell! It's rare that one recieves such an owner! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon is funny when she wakes up T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: You people are insane. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Obviously. There's a fucking talking Lemon Tree. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And it needs to shut the fuck up and grow some god damned lemons. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel unplugs Ferien's ears. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: Lemons or GTFO! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel gasps as she realizes what Ferien did. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: The lemontree bears a handy, useful fruit in the winter, when it's cold and everybody wants to die of colds, and the fruit it bears contains Vitamin C, used to help prevent and fight colds that people used to die of back in the day. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: It's just a symbol. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kindly reminds the plant that this is not back in the day and that he needs to grow some more lemons for some pie. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: That Symbol can be replaced by Oranges! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooooh Orange Juice! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien thinks Oranges taste much better than lemons! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I bet Lemontree wood would make good furniture for Snooky's pub. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: But you can't throw a lemon party with oranges. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wonder if Lemontrees bleed. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Oranges do taste good, but Lemons are sour. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien thinks that Lemonpuss just wants to get indside all of this! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What is a lemon party? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: As I said, the Lemontree provides a helping hand to those suffering, but the help if provides doesn't taste all that good. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: ... never mind! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So... cut down the lemon trees, make Snooky's Pub furniture... replace with orange trees. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: And that is often the case. Humbling yourself and asking for help is often a bitter experience. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien hardly thinks that anything would feel humbled by a Fruit. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Plus, Snooky's Pub will smell like lemons, instead of religious anger and trolls! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cheers and sings... she is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Now you know why I like the lemontree, and the meaning behind it. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That Snooky sure was pissed last night. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: No, You're not humbled by the fruit. Humbling yourself an accepting help can be bitter. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien thinks, that this is like, That Lemonpusses opinion, man! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It isn't bitter. Everyone needs a helping hand once in a while. If you can reach out and better yourself... one day you can give help back! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Asking for help is only a problem for the prideful. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: And begging for everything if for the shameful. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If you are stating that I beg for things, you are sadly mistaken, good plant! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: You mean implying. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sure T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien doesn't remember begging for anything, like, ever. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: If I stated it I would've gone "Noegel begs for shit" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awww I'm sorry T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: But I wasn't implying that. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lemontree is getting irritated. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What a sour crotchety old tree. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: No I'm not. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel nods at The local Lemontree. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sighs at the sight of a lemon zombie. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Go to sleep, old tree. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll turn your sour fruits into a sweet pie later. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I'm 17. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awww T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pets The local Lemontree. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I thin you're the one getting irritated here:P T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I don't get irritated on MUDs T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It'd be silly T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blushes as Nird gives her hawt smoochins! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But some people have some pretty large sticks up their asses here. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Nird mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm assuming they came from your branches? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Dude T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Lemontree is just my name. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps herself on the forehead. How could she be so daft? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I don't make corny jokes about your "Queen bee" pretitle. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You could. I was making fun of snooky... he said I was part of the hive minded aardwolf population T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Since, you know, I quest and campaign. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Aardwolf is not hive-minded. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It is apparently. He gets so mad. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Snooky is on Koijiro's friendlist. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If you do anything other than what he does, you're part of the Hive. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He even called a newbie a hive mind when he asked where to get quests lol T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I wouldn't mind being in a hive with these people. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: How does he come unto quest points? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He doesn't... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't know exactly what the fuck he does here. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: AFK T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He has killed 819 mobs in thousands of hours of mudding T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: who is that? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Senor Snooky T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Like 83 quests, a little over 800 kills, like 2 campaigns T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: level 73 or something T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: wow outstanding stats T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I asked him, and he got furious and called me a hiveling T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: He still thinks he's on ICQ and no one's had the heart to tell him otherwise. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: pfft T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol ICQ... I forgot about that T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And now I shall zone out for another 20 minutes T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Byeee T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: cya sweety T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien makes epic buttermilk biscuits! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn Ferien. You're good. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can I have one? :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien tosses a perfectly made buttermilk biscuit over to Noegel! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel devours the perfectly made buttermilk biscuit! How rude! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel burps loudly. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: heee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Thanks, Ferien! It was amazing! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien bows deeply. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel presents Ferien with his own Chef's Hat and a new apron! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien Dons the Chef's Hat and Apron with style! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lookin' good! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Koijiro seems to take interest in the strangest of people. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: He's a lot quieter now than he always was, he had like 30 people ignoring him. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who? Koijiro or Snooky? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Koijiro. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I don't know snooky. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky had 16 before the big argument yesterday... I'm sure it went up a few ticks. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Just heard 'jiro flisting about him. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Big argument? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Started out with Snooky complaining about someone sacrificing things he dropped on the ground. Then someone started shutting doors. That was the last straw! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: The horror! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It was so retarded. There were literally 6 or 7 people bickering over nothing. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Rumour had to step in and end it with her mighty powerz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It was so childish. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Bickering about sacrificing things? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: In a public place. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It made me chuckle. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: You don't understand MAAAAN. There's like, this hivemind that all attack Snooky and steal all his cupcakes and its the vastest conspiracy ever even bigger than the moon landing. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know! I love Snooky because he is so weird and gets pissed about the strangest things. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You never know with that chump. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: People should just like, chill out and relaaaaax. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I really did steal his cupcakes though. That part's true. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel slaps Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not cool, man. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Xyzzy was a popular cheat code once. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And Lemontree... the sacrificing argument did turn into a how people should relax argument and then turned into a is there a greater God argument on debate. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz looks at Queen Bee Noegel and mutters something nasty under his breath. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: All the transitions made by Snooky. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ignore it if you want, but Queen Bee Noegel actually meows at Yzz! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: No pilfered cupcakes for you. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I prefer not to involve God into arguments. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky did. And I don't know how he went from sacrificed property to God and science. So weird. Lasted for hours. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm going to make out with him when he logs on. Pretty sure he hates me because I'm the queen bee T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree yawns. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel stuffs a fish in Lemontree's gaping maw. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Dafuq is a maw? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol asks the vocabulary master from earlier T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Official: 1. The jaws or throat of a voracious animal. 2. The mouth or gullet of a greedy person. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Your yawn lasted waaay too long. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Oh Ok. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree chuckles politely. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon playfully tackles Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's a Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Who is shannon? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm da owner apparently T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I love you guys :) more specifically, yzz T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes... lol it was funny T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Even though Yzz won't let me have any of Snooky's cupcakes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You slapped me. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I did not! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was being controlled by the Government. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you did WHAT?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh no hell you didn't slap my baby! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree pokes SexyButt Shanon in the ribs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon has just smacked Queen Bee Noegel into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wanna fight?? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: MEOOWWW T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz kicks back and eats a stolen cupcake. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: HISS HISS MEEEOOWW T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would have a battle of wits with you, but I don't like fighting people who are unarmed T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Cat fight.. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rains baby kisses all over Yzz's face. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Oh that was good. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there, I'll make it all better T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's right. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: I haven't heard a witty comeback like that in a while. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: See, Lemontree, even T5 Superheroes run from me T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you seriously want to duel me? sweetie, i have 2-250 max'd weapons T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: She said you are unarmed in a battle of wits! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops didn't catch that T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Her point is made! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: That's like, U R a stupid hoe x10 T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i wouldn't want to embarrass you :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shit nuggets, that's serious T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but don't let it happen again....mmmmkay? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes, ma'am. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Yeah, don't shit nuggets again. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: It's not like she sac'd something you publically dropped. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: thank you :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: What did I miss? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol brujah T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I swear, I pick the worst times to pee. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: awwww, no fair! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I never get to help you pee :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Eww T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i promise i'll aim it in the toilet and not at you! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You'd want to? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Perv. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Cradle snatcha.. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok i have a serious addiction here....I'm addicted to bumpy nerd jelly beans T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lemon, Shanon is the perviest on the MUD n proud. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: PEDO T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: PEDO T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my freakin god they are almost better than sex... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: PEDO T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Lies. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i said almost T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: Pedro bear! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok they are better than sex with my ex...not even close to being better than sex with yzz T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Pedro Bear? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is that Pedo Bear from Mexico? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I better keep an eye on him next time I go to work.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and sure, why not? it can't be any different than watering the grass right? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: Indeed! :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm better than jelly beans? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: If this were a classroom, the teacher would tell you people to keep quiet in the corner. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon licks her lips and smiles. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Is this were a classroom, we'd all be shooting spitwads at you by now. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'd be hiding under yzz's desk T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't make fun of him. He is but a young lad. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL Shanon... totally saw that coming. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: If thiis were a classroom I'd be out in hallway with a badge. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal licks Shanons lips too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A Badge? Hall monitor or?? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What a badass T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz blushes as he sees SexyButt Shanon here. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it is not my fault! it's been almost 3 weeks since i've had any...I'm going crazy! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Yzz sounds like Jizz. Anything with his name looks odd. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You have NO idea Lemontree... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it may look odd, but it tastes oh so yummy! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we are still talking about the jelly beans right?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't think... just do! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if i find any bruises on my baby... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm perfect excuse to look him over really really REALLY well T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel sorry for Yzz as Queen Bee Noegel horribly abuses him. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oops wrong social? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he likes abuse T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: That was so wrong. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not from me though T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I didn't do anything this time. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I was quietly playing with myself in the corner. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: That was so wrong. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you never let me do it :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so mean! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Why.. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I agree with Shanon. I believe Yzz needs to let Shanon abuse him. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And I will watch! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel peers intently at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i abuse him in private :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Except when she mistells T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel can feel the awkward silence and sulkingly leaves the room. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: me too! it's been weeks since I've felt you inside me :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well...ummm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: normally i do it in private T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear SexyButt Shanon has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel drills a hole in the wall. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: too many damn channels to keep track of i swear T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Oh my.. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Is your spouse channel the same color as curse? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no rofl T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like to imagine what Yzz says to illicit such strange comments on curse. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: curse is purple/magenta/whatever and spouse is cyan T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh, it's fun. I can pretty much get her to do it at will now T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he tricks me! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz is the master I see T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's true T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no no no, *I* need *YOU* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: If I could, I would so totally holler "THERE'S A PIMP IN DA HOUS" T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, obviously you could, because... well... you just did? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: No I couldn't T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: You can't holler in text, it just sounds like shouting. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG! i just realized I mischanned AGAIN! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yes. Yes you did T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what SexyButt Shanon did. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he talks to me in one channel, then talks in another channel and i type the last channel he talks to me on T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Right after I said I can get you to do it whenever. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to pay closer attention to you lil mister! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would -1 bj but...well... that punishes me too T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You could add one then T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or two! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz is agreeing with that Queen Bee Noegel person again... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Yzz! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah...that's just punishment now isn't it?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i guess when i'm doing it, it is punishment T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: There's no right way to respond to that... It's a trap. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz points at his noggin smartly. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: is this where i start crying and you comfort me then we make mad passionate love?! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Why yes. I do believe it is. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Yay for happy endings T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: Don't forget to mistell it to Noble channel. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i seriously can't stop eating these damn nerd jellybeans! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmmm T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nerds T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well if i barf, it's from eating too many jelly beans :D T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Archimonde has afterbirth on him. Gross! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz starts moaning. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I didn't do it! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hits Yzz so hard it bruises his ENTIRE body! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz is now black... and blue. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lucky for you, i have to go to work T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Phew T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll deal with you when i get home T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon has just smacked Queen Bee Noegel into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Owww T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's just the beginning... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: remember 2-250 max'd daggers T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grins evilly at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm not afraid of you!~ T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel quivers lustily. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, nobody is...i try though :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Quiver lustily? I meant in fear T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm too cute to be scary unfortunately T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blows a kiss at Yzz ... isn't she so CUTE? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel begins to projectile vomit over everything in the room! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll text you when i get to work :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'll lay off the lunchladies while you're gone. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good idea! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least the admiring one has left... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree pukes. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and now it's all quiet T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien wants to multiply with you, baby! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien would like to point out, this must make the Pope a virgin! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: Curses, this Ferien mistelled again T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: honey, I'm home! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: DAMNIT! This Ferien put way too much of That Peppermint Oil in This Feriens Hot Chocolate! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Prepare more hot chocolate, mis in the new with the old. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: Looks like that is the only option for This Ferien :( T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Boil it down to the cocoa, and then remade it T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: remake* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: beer also works :) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just drink the shit! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whatever you're talking about T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: Can't. It TASTES like shit. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien was NOT prepared. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien must remember to Never do THAT again. Perfectly good hot chocolate wasted on That Experiment. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Yeah. Easy to put more in, quite a bit harder to take it out. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien now has a headache x_x T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: my wife just bought this weed distilled into a tincture.(sp?) holy fucking shit. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferien: This Ferien would never try that.... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: sokay more for me. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Ferien! T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: besides its legal now. so :P T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: tincture is enjoyable T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: just be careful. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: my buddies used to make it wish hash, you had to dose it with a fucking eyedropper T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: with* T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: yeah, my tongue is numb. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: most amazing feeling. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy ) T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: err :) Most excellent T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: i'm all hopped up on garlic mashed potatoes and mushroom gravy, i know how you feel T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: be careful that shit is addictive. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: wheres a fuzzy wall when i need one. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: what is tincture T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: people die every day from sharing mashed potato needles, you could be next T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tincture T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: was that supposed to be nonsense or am i just too high? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: that's why i snort my MP. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: mashed potatoes? what am i not getting here? T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I put mashed potatoes up my butt T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: With EXTRA garlic... T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: snorting that much starch sounds painful. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: http://24.media.tumblr.com/9704ed5bcab92455637005141aef87a9/tumblr_mhe2m9x2im1qjcoy6o1_500.jpg T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: ima get naked and go cook some food. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i always found it funny Final Fantasy restored your MP using Ether, Tincture and the like T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: buncha jap stoner game devs. duh T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: that or translation fail. T3/r7/2013-03-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: oddly enough, starpheonix, that never occured to me until just now. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: no...it's a bunch of repressed japanese stoners T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: or maybe more appropriately alcoholics T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it will cure everything seeing my cuteness T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how'd i manage that?! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Um. Baby? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i blame the jelly beans! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or pregnancy brain T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You preggers? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummmm, i didn't say that T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yup T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't be T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I sees it on my screen! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus baby T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i had my tubes cut, tied and burned T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we're going to keep practicing though :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: never ever E V E R search out someone on facebook that likes your ex T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i learned that lesson the hard way T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon takes one look and turns green as she starts to gag. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok i feel better now T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: why not? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Devilfish comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: bad idea T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think you should decide since i gotta pee T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck me! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sheesh T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Pregnacy brain again? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhhh, we aren't telling anyone yet! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You blew it already T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i sucked it T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: woo hoo! I can fuck like rabbits! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz said so :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i dont think rabbits take much pleasure in fucking. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: should be fuck like dolphins T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ferun speaks the truth T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Rabbits fuck for like 4 seconds T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want to fuck over and over and over and over and over...and over T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i had a stoned epiphany. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and over? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and under? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: either way works for me :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: while skydiving? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i'd puke T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: just dont remove the backpack. or it will be your last fuck T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I guess that'd be one time I'd really want to be on top. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm are you worried i will squish you or something? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know i'm fat but geez! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's all baby! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'd like you to break my fall! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're so loving :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: want to borrow my shovel yzz? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i think i'm going to forget to eat again tomorrow... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Good way to lose that nasty muscle :D T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: b T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i gotta HAVE muscle first T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: you have some. unless your unable to walk? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: or cook, clean, move your arms... type. etc T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't walk, yzz just rolls me everywhere T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have witnessed it, creeper style T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, i'm lazy. i don't do any of that stuff. well, according to my ex anyway T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: oh oh time for the pitty party. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just sit here on aard all day cybering with everyone T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooo cyber T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh i don't care what he says :) *I* know the truth T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kagebusin: who says T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i says T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kagebusin: haha ok T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: aard cyber is so 1 dimensional.. no audio or video. pft. when it comes to my esex. its gotta be high tech. not aard tech T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You gots no imagination! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: not since i found porn.. nope T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: God dammit snooky shut the fuck up T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or God Blessed :D T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Say it to my screen Noegel...wait...ok carry on. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhh we're making plans! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel ninja kicks Yzz and Shanon through a bamboo forest! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I have to take it to debate. Can't have the good news of the Lord Jesus Christ on the "general purpose" gossip board where all could see it. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If you did, people might read it! *GASP* T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Some athiests would get offended. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm offended! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: who the fuck is this jesus everyone keeps talking about? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure what i'm offended about but damnit i'm offended! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: He was in a novel called the new testament. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, Jesus did exist. The question you should ask is about God T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i haven't read that one. is it good? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Historians view him as a man. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus is my homeboy T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sleep is my best friend T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I also wrote the Gospel of Noegel T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And dedicated it to Snooky T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon snores loudly. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well isn't this just romantic? (Spouse) Yzz: Brush your teeth baby. :) I'm ready T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: god I love that man! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon kisses Yzz fiercely. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok ladies and germs, i'm off to brush my teeth....he's ready! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Codebuster: can i watch? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you want to watch me brush my teeth? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Codebuster: porn is expensive now days T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: brush before blow, now, that's love T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i'm good like that :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: but what will jesus think? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who the fuck cares?! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: you know he's always watching, but hey, some people like that kind of thing T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Codebuster: yzz is gonna be like "ITS THE BEST CUM OOOOH" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: One thing I never understood, if Jesus was a carpenter why are there holes in the floor of heaven? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Codebuster: ah dude thats the cutest thing ive ever heard T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Codebuster: coz shanon fell out of heavon? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Apparently not even in paradise can you get a good contracter. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: theres a joke in there about getting nailed but ive been smoking hash all night T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: its escaping me T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: fuck shit cock!!! "another bunch of snow clouds will arrive from Poland". from where??? how did they get in Poland in the first place anyway??? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I put them there, homie T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Now quit your bitchin T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal slaps Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Owwww T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal gets his rifle and climbs the clock tower. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh no! Somebody call the law! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: deputies get it first! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is glad she is not a deputy. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides in her tank that she bought from the Russian Government. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal calls his friend, Kim T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: From the dead? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: there are plenty of Kim's left T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not any that you want. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You need an experienced Kim. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: my Kim is gonna have some training soon T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah, soon... but you're already on top of the tower. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal reaches down and scratches himself... Now he looks VERY happy. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: you cant hit anything with that Russian tank. the barrel is limp T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Blast! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel ovaries fall out and transform into flying discs! Noegel escapes from the scene! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal rides up upon his warpig and salutes with fist to heart. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel guides her warburger next to .... Hwuaijijal and squirts him with her ketchup. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm so spoiled!! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I just got a dozen roses from yzz! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awwww T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I KNOW! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lets out a sudden squeal of delight! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they are pink, purple and white rainbow swirled T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Awww I am jealous T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am going to steal em T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel begins to plot! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the note made me cry T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hopefully in a good way T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Phew! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was gonna beat up Yzz T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But he is safe... for now. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, i'll make sure he gets a good beating tomorrow night T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel whistles at the sight of SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're gonna be busy! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But when you fall asleep, Yzz is coming on Aard. He said so T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he won't be like my ex, he promised T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's going to snuggle me all night T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's in the rules T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol so if I see him on without you late at night, I can beat him with your blessing?? :DD T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: what he wont cry when whipped? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just think it's rude to "make love" to a girl, then leave. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now i don't mind quickies every now and again, but not ever single time T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my ex would fuck me, go shower, then go play on aard while I laid in bed all alone T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that SexyButt Shanon person again... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well either aard or watch a movie or play video games T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Especially after such a long time away from each other! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blushes as Nird gives her hawt smoochins! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kisses Nird passionately. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel climbs all over Nird even though he is soooo sleepy! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so yeah, if he's online without me and you know he's at my house (or me at his)....feel free to beat the daylights outta him :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sweet. I know he's getting there late... and I'll be on in the AM to get back on my sleep schedule for work. I'll police him T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hell i don't even mind a quick quest after sex as long as i get my snuggles T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol gotta quest T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he should be leaving around 2:30 tomorrow and be here around 10:30 or 11:00pm unless he takes a wrong exit again T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol he might miss the exit on his rush to see his beloved Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he did last time he was here :D T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we did talk about mudding together side by side one night but.....i'm not sure if we will T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we'd probably get nuked for botting or something... we can't keep our hands off each other when we're in bed....so it might cause problems lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we'd be in a room full of aggies, start making out and 3 hours later realize we forgot we were playing aard, get the laptops and realize we were nuked lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Man, that would suck in more ways than one T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel :D T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wish i knew he wasn't around so i could talk about something i'm doing for him. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooooooh T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: AFK Yzz should turn into linkdead Yzz T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: For a short while T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: hot fucking damn thats a lot of doub T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: go on spring break, never come back but call grandma... wtf? lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oy! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yo T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz asked me where i decided for the flowers to go. i said i'm not sure yet, i haven't found the perfect place yet. i want them on my desk but then nobody else would see them. he said "i almost made a joke about wanting me on your desk. But I should be good" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's evil! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He's preparing you for the pleasurable pain walking T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: nod shanon T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we had an agreement, no getting each other TOO worked up today because he has to go to bed fairly early so he can drive. now he's talking about desks and stuff?! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so i sent back a text saying " Mmmm Hmmmm I would love for you to take me on my desk!" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: two can play that game! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he blushed rofl T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: silly boy! now let's see him run around all day with a woody poking out :D T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he has to go get his hair cut and run a few errands with a boner now T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ha ha ha silly boy T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least i'm not going anywhere today T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well actually i have to go to walmart :( i need milk and something to go with dinner tonight T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He's getting a haircut to look good for you T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel nods at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it was his idea :( T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why a sad face?? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Food? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm kinda frustrated because HE can get his hair cut but I get in trouble if I get my hair cut T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol he loves your hair T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG I got in BIIIIG trouble when I cut it last time T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: something like 18" cut off T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear SexyButt Shanon has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my hair grows fast though so i'm not too worried about it. it's already down to my shoulders again T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's getting too long, it gets in the way T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 18" hair cut! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My hair is down like almost to my waist T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he and I weren't together at the time but he still chewed my ass about it. he likes it short too though so it's all good :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think he just likes you overall :D T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my hair was about an inch from my butt and i got it cut just above my shoulders (so it was off my shoulders) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he does :) I'm pretty fond of him too though so it's all good :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I better not see him on tomorrow night! *anger* T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: though, i really should eat something... i'm not sure 2 mini twix counts as food rofl T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was going to eat a donut for breakfast but...it just doesn't sound good T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It could if Yzz didn't have a say in it T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm feeling better today though. not as sick to my tummy and I haven't puked :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pretty sure i didn't puke yesterday either T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so maybe the cooties have finally decided to leave me alone T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sweet! That means you'll be ready for physical exercise tomorrow! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was kinda hoping for some TLC :) a back rub, tummy kisses (though that'd probably lead to other things...), snuggles all night (hmmm i get those anyway) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's awesome, I'm sure i'll get a back rub anyway rofl T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol those will lead to things and you know it T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I looove back rubs T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, it's true T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: any time he touches me, it leads to something T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we can't even kiss without it going somewhere!! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so we don't kiss or touch around the kids ROFL T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we can hold hands, but that's REALLY pushing it T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol horndogs you both are! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, when it's that good.... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: plus we don't see each other every day either. i'm sure it will calm down some when we are living together T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: instead of 6 orgasms a day, it'll be like 2-3 T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Long distance does that to a persons body lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The local Lemontree: Sad, Sad people. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so wrapped T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I keep smelling my flowers, reading my card and getting teary eyed. UGH! stupid girl hormones! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's not a sad occassion to find a man who knows how to please you, lemontree T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it is if you then find out he's gay. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Tomorrow night! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL hanslanda T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh i'm 200% sure yzz is NOT gay T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i look at him, he gets hard. hell, an innocent "good morning baby" and he's hard T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I almost find it funny when he's at work and he gets hard because of something i say T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm so mean :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: are you sure that's from the "good morning baby" part and not just the morning part? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You are! What if there is a fire and he has to run out with a raging boner and it gets on the news?? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: at least we'll know which one of 'em is the charity case T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I try not to be too mean while he's at work. but sometimes it's just funny because I know he's already worked up lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but to be fair, he does it to me too so...he deserves what he gets T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon mumbles something about wanting him on my desk... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: your hoodie gets a woodie in the morning, too? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not exactly T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but close i guess...kinda...ok, not really at all T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm so wet I'm practically dehydrated though T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: meanwhile, back at the ranch, http://bmj2k.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/boner-4.jpg T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ANYWAY, I need to go to the store. I'll be back later T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: See you later Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: So I sent a tell to Shanon.... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Princess shanon does not want to talk to you! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh he's quite commical too! one morning he sent me a picture of woody, from toy story and said something like "My woody says hi" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's the mob in dread tower goofball :) T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: NARBs are so annoying, sometimes... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you can blame that on Mars... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: no, Mars would be an apparent reason. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok that comment about me being wrapped...don't mention it lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he'll save it for future reference and use it against me T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: It's got to be one of those moments in life when you're sitting in a stall of a public restroom of the biggest market complex in the city, and the poshest section of the place, you're taking the mother of all shits and let out a huge harrowing explosion of diahrrea... And the guy in the stall next to you does a golf clap. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: navigating helegear sucks T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where is my spouse? Grrrrrr, I have a bone to pick with him! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan tries to wear an 'I FINGERED Snooky BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT!', but is too inexperienced. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan tries to wear an 'I FINGERED Snooky BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT!', but is too inexperienced. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol...wut T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like Snooky because he doesn't give a fuck about what people think. It's fun to see people get so hideously angry at him. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Agreed, the drama surround Snooky is invariably entertaining. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: nod, she's an interesting character for sure. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky is a woman?? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: No. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: Bathroom sex. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh i love that song.. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Colombus day fuckin, the new album from Snooky in stores April 1st. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can you give us a previous please? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Ugh ugh ughughugh....Noegel give me a beat. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Snooky, I've been told that You're so gay that Elton John would spit on You and call You a fag if he walked by... Any comments? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel whips up a mad beat on her saxophone! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: where are your deputies now, Snooky? where are they? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck you Fantomex, I began reading your comment and was expecting a mad rhyme T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Yes Fantomex. You know how I know that Elton John is gay? HIS DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ass to moouth is generally unpleasant for the sucker T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky asks .... Hwuaijijal to move along, pardner. .... Hwuaijijal must be causing trouble again. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal sits corrected T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: bored as faaawk... guess ill start drinking T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro rips his clothes off and parades naked around the room! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel promptly removes Bigbro's testosterone producers and places them in her Bag of Victim's Bits. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Should be VeryLittlebro! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: I'm Zerobro now T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That'll teach you! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: damn im a pussy drinker hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wait idk if that sounded how i meant T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah, came out totally wrong T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That would need to be one gushing pussy for you to be able to take drinks T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha yeah idk if im ready for that shower T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Pansy T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: Faerie T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh thats a good word to describe my drinking T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: rum and apple juice XD T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I drink Vodka straight T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ketel One FTW! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg thats the only drink i cant do T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i puke every time T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: I drink scotch sothere T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Man Namolloh T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i gotta mix my shit T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: thus why i said im a 'pussy drinker' hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: I thought that was the container T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: silly me T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: my gf is gonna be pissed when she finds out im drinking all of her juice... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: You know, I wonder... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: In all these years, they haven't really improved on alcohol. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: everything else has improved. alcohol's still alcohal though. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Big Ten Blows tho not quite as bad as in football T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i feel like a granny does when shes knitting a sweater lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: Old and worthless? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: just damn loving T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i need to walk to the store to get more apple juice T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How tall are you namolloh? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: 5'9" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so about average T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm imagining my short ass self out drinking you and your apple juice lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i think lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not something to be proud of, but hey T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: you prolly could i never drink T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: when i do tho i go all out T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: last time was a whole fifth of captain T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: With apple juice, lol I imagine you drinking from a sippy cup it's cute T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: needless to say i blacked out T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: a fifth? 750ml? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah i think T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't think a fifth is 750ml T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: goggling... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: wait yeah it is T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i have no idea it wasnt the biggest bottle but wasnt the tiny one either... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A fifth is quite a bit T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but noegel ive done that at a house party T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: yep - 750ml T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: walked around with a bottle of bailys and sipped it from a tea cup T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm a little girl, I'm 5'2" a fifth would get me black out drunk T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: no it would poison you T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I used to drink a 1/5th before work T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: if we're talking 45-47% alcohol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: told this kid it was chocolate milk T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, vodka for me 40% T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: https://www.facebook.com/jimbobaroni#!/david.gasparin.7 <------The official Snooky Facebook. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol idk hold on i gotta pee and find my way to walmart... im kinda buzzed already T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL SNooky I imagined you to be an old ass man T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: he is T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I am, I'm 27 T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well shit, I'm almost an old lady at 24 T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG that's soooo old! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel has creaky bones! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dardezael: gonna die from old age soon you.... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel has hit menopause!! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon is back! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK ME! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i lost my phone...again! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: !!! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where did you have it last T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hopefully yzz texts me soon so i can find it T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh hell if i know where i had it last T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: kitchen, bedroom, livingroom, bathroom....i've been all over the house T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: still unpacking stuff. my livingroom is a complete mess! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ah hah! I found it! it was on my bed under the pile of towels i just folded :D T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hello everyone, my name is Namolloh T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: SHUT your drunken mouth T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: everyone- 'Hello Namolloh" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Before I make out with your soul T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: who cares?! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I sooo want to drink myself into a drunken coma right now T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yall needa just chill lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: But you will be dehydrated tomorrow T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts Princess Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Think of the... benefits of being hydrated tomorrow T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what? Why? I thought your magic stick was coming tomorrow? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol wut T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: why would you want to miss that? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: everything has changed.... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel gags Namolloh and looks him in her [ A Huge Walk-In Closet ]! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: remember when i lost my phone and said i wish he would text so i could find my phone? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, he sent a text all right... T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aaaaand T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he said "i have bad news" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ??? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i said "will it make me cry?" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he said "i don't know" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What the fuck T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: o.O T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I sighed and said "what's the bad news?" T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then he told me T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: oh, phew. For a second I thought you were going to say it was a mistell meant for another channel. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: he ran out of chips? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: woah T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg tig is in resident evil??? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: who's tig? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: tig from sons of anarchy T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i forget his real name T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How drunk are you Namolloh T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: not really :/ kinda of feel bloated now... just chillin T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You put way too much apple juice in it then T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: havent had enough... lol yeah prolly T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i should just start chuggin T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i need some good food that i wont throw up lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: soup, yo T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Pussy T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I guess pussy is out of the question. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ew soup will come up T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: level 3 T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: let me check my fridge lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and make another draaaaank T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so i love weed but i have no snack foods... wtf kinda stoner am i /)_- T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A failure at stoning T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: the broke kind? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel stones Namolloh with.. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: the type of stoner who spends his grocery money on pot? :( T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: aaaah yeah... lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wow T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but lunchmeat for the win T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is so sick that she tells everyone "I gotta barf!". T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: fuck drinking lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck you T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Okay that was mean, I'm sorry T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: u want to wuuuuut lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: scotch and medical grade dope is the way to go T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: jk T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck you... in English subject is You T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: As in, "You, fuck you" Fuck yourself T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm turning into a meaner snooky T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hugs Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: fuck a duck! LOOK a duck go fuck! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Such a cool story, Noegel! Do You have more? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh yeah! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol so does medical weed have different kinds like we do on the streets? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: how is it different? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: It's not really different, but you know its quality. I'm more interested in a nice organic grow with high THC content than anything else. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and thats best in medical? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: never had seen or googled it so idk T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Unless you have a really good source on the street, yes. I personally buy from a guy who grows medically for several patients. I just get some of the excess T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Google is literally at your fingertips. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hey im just trying to have a convo goin XD T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I know, I'm just grumpy T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Like a douche T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: did u drink some haterade today? T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Queen Bee Noegel, the best new aard player of 2013 allready. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, but I did drink some Dr. Pepper. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: speaking of which, smoke break. :') T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: wooo, this is a fun channel. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel punches Snooky in his imaginary labia. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Run! [Outlaw] Remarto just took out a {Twinlube}, while looking at your ass. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: just empty the sand from his vag T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ugh theo ur killin me XD i have to stop for a while so i can get a new job T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps [Outlaw] Remarto mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Nah man, it's good to stop when you need to. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: sounds like a sybian T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: It will be worth it T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans as [Outlaw] Remarto uses that thick red cone thing somewhere behind her. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shudders in the throes of a massive orgasm, thanks to [Outlaw] Remarto's finely honed skills. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: i bet she can totally conquer it. T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah, i know better job, more money. means more weed lol T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ill quit for a month for that T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but i ended on some blueberry diesel T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Yup. I quit for my first IT job several years ago and now i buy whatever i want and never get tested anymore T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: IT is weird like that T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: brb cig T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ima have a cig now too then T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish amoebas could smoke T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh well T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i wish i had a monkey T3/r7/2013-03-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: me and my monkey would do everything together T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can I be your monkey T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Is your refrigerator running? Namolloh seems quite curious for some reason. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol well u do meet the hight requirement XD T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: height T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What is the height requirement T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm 5'2" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: idk shorter than me? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i love short people T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: my gf is like 5'1" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: tinyyyyyy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yeah, but your girlfriend sucks because she is not a monkey T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: my ex is 4'10 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: shes a certified bitch at times T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: definitely not a monkey T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: what is the height to be a legal dwarf? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: under 5 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, there are more things than just height to be a dwarf T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh don't want to know your name, he just want BANG BANG BANG! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh i didnt think thats what that was lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Advice: DOn't charge into an aggro room with 1% even if you're super awesome like me. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh make pretitle sumthing dumb then complain 'bout how stoopid imms r. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: yo nam i took a pic for you T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: sec T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: let me seeeeeeee lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: http://i.imgur.com/qjAoV8r.jpg T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i wanna just stare at it lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: heres another http://i.imgur.com/F1OFEoh.jpg my hands are always shaky so its not the best focus T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but still thats epic T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ive never seen that much before like personally T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i only pick up in grams T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: lol really? That's just what im saving out of the quarter pound xD T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: well for me it just isnt smart to have any more than a gram T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: thats good though, i wish i could survive on grams. my wife and i burn about an eighth a day on weekends T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and i dont feel like trying to hide it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha i wish my gf smoked... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i might have to dump this chick lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I wish I could make a dingleberry soufle with my mind. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol snooky T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Real Talk(tm): A long term relationship where one smokes and the other doesn't never lasts. It will ALWAYS cause a rift at some point. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: she use to... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: then i came along idk what happened T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: Heh, its not for everyone I guess. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i never smoked before i met her T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: she smoked before she met me haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: i know a couple where the husband smokes, and the wife doesn't, and they've been toghet for 40+ years. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: then we like swapped T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: weird man, ive never had any luck with nonsmokers, they typically blow up on me after a certain period of time or have some kind of superiority complex because they aren't 'diluting' themselves T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Smoking is fine, but you know what kind of druggie is the LAMEST? Fucking pill people, ugh. "Oh man I need a fix of these pills so I can be drowsy and look like a lousy ass motherfucker" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: yeah, opiates/xanax/whatever is bad for you T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Fuck you Kid Rock. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: she doesn't let him smoke in the house. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: you never dealt with shooting heroin addicts then T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: stick with the natural shit, good weed and mushrooms once in a while and you'll be tip top T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: lynsey lohan can suck it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: superiority is right... i started seeing it last week. omg i can never bring myself to do harder than weed T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Cloudkicker unfriended me you guys. It was pretty fuckin random lol. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I unfriend people all the time if I don't talk to them T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I'm willing to bet that it wasn't. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then they get upset and start weeping T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol last week i got high as fuck then saw a movie i dont remember seeing now... then came home wake up the next day. toke and shes like 'omg u have no self control' T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: blaaaah T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: that sucks :< T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Leinei have you attempted friendship with Snooky? No, you follow the hiveprotacol of "never give a nigga a chance buzz buzz" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's why Snooky hates me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: Snooky, it wasn't random. I explained it to you. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: buzz... buzz :'( T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so theo what kind was that? does it have a name T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: I don't like to get involved in drama. You like to create drama. We're not compatable. It's nothing personal. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker hugs Snooky. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aw, they're breaking up T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: That word, drama... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cloudkicker: I wish you luck in your fight again your oppresors. :) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will listen to your drama, Snooky! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: we got rights T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Okay Cloudkicker, I understand. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Curses T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: okie off to quest for a while. nice chatting with you all T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yup ^.^ T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Actually we don't. Aardwolf =/= America T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: the closest thing to America in this MUD is Group Talk and Ftalk, you can say whatever the fuck you want there/ T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: the closest thing to america is right down here at snooky's pub. made in america by americans. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And I do, if you want to unlock your mind and know the truth. Than add me as a friend. Shit gets real on Snooky Public Radio. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wonder if Snooky would friend me if I did hmm T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ok gonna down this drink and im done. i cant handle it no more Noegel T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Depends Noegel. Are you willing to take a chance on love? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: idk how u do it XD T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's all right Namolloh. Don't want to overdo yourself T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer rolls on the floor laughing at Snooky's antics! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: red pill T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: awwwww its saturday.... means in a few minutes its sunday.... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Indeed! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: then work on monday T_T T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Where do you work T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: security for an airport T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do you work for NSA T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Close enough! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: NSA? lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: not TSA either T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Government spy you are T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Apparently tin social is not tin foil hat. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: its a private security company T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i thought that looked a little awkward haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhhhhhhhh! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm on the phone! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahahaha took me a second T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn rude ass people anyway! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel takes the battery out of Shanon's phone! No YZZ tonight! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'd kill! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Just you and me! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel snuggles up to SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I bet you would actually... you can have the battery back. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh acts like the fox he is and bounces around yiffily! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I didn't take my meds today...I'm a crazy bitch T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh pukes. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Don't fuck around with that stuff... Chemosh skipped taking meds and he ain't around to ask how it worked out for him :p T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i was gonna ask who Chemosh was but i think that would be playing into the joke T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz has my meds in his pants! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon begins looking quite bashful. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon! 24 hours! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he won't tell me when he is leaving so i don't even know when he will be here! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol he will when he's OTW T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Then you'll have 8 hours to prepare T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how am i supposed to get my other boyfriend evidence outta my house before he comes if i don't know when he is coming?! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel gasps as she realizes what SexyButt Shanon did. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You don't have hidden compartments?? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ponderer: Your poem says YOU do. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I liked my poem T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i heard a good one the other day T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: RECITE NAMOLLOH! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: its dumb but made me laugh k here we go T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Garlic bread, Blink-182 lmao T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: idk why i found it so funny... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You were high T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And now you're drunk lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha i think i was sober... wait no i had an excessive amount of caffine T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I've been drunk enough to where to this day I am not sure if I did gay stuff or not. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: As long as you had fun, Snooky T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: thats whats up T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well I KNOW I had fun. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I just hope I didnt have fun with my 6'8 gay Samoan friend. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds sexxxy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol no comment T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but snooky ill admit ive done that too T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Namolloh! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: He is a good friend of mine, but he is known for date raping us. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: then i realized what was going on and i dipped hard T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WTF LOL T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have never dated a Samoan man before T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: me neither T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm too small for Samoans T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: 'get in mah belleeeeyyy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Noo T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: idk for some reason when i think a short person next to a huge person thats what comes to mind T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: About them fucking? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: well not necessarily T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but yeah T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh, the belly quip? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm just nasty minded T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: haha fo sho T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: sooooo spring breakers anyone? lol yeah? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I took Spring Break off specifically to avoid work due to traffic. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: This one time my friend JustinB (he played here) and this guy mike, we called him Big Gay Mike the Samoan gay guy...anyways they were double teaming this chick at this house party ok?.... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: or was mike on JB and JB was on the chick? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: thats a train T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Well heres where it got tricky... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i have a feeling im gonna like this one T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not a train if it's at the same time T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Gay mike wanted to go down on the girl while the girl sucked justins dick... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oh dear T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: But Gay Mike says that he is gonna have it all to himself unless Justin gives mike a kiss. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh my T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shit just got real T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: well hes samoan.. u cant argue with a 7 foot samoan T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: So Justin did it and they both totally did that stuff with this chick. She was a total slut. She had allready banged a dude minutes before this happened. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And then later in the night...her boyfriend showed up. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahahahahahahahahahayes! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: His name was Douglas, but we called him Buffuglus, which is short for "Butt fucking ugly Douglas" He had pizza face acne so bad that he got prescribed pain meds for it. So ugly it hurts. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poor guy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so basically the boyfriend sucked like two dudes dicks T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wanna pop em T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: So anyways as soon as he showed up me and JustinB wrestle him to the ground and I apply a sleeper hold. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Douglas punches me in the head a few times so I had enough of that. Then his "girl" I think her name was Shiah leaps on to me and starts making out with me. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I was trying to avoid her most of the night. I was fucking around with the fat chick that was having the party because you know, I'm a gentleman. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What a nice guy! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel :p T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Anyways it was fun besides all the third degree penis in my mouth. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nothing wrong with that if you had fun T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Oh and I passed out on the floor and had marker all over my face in the morning. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: That used to happen alot. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: People ruined that into the ground T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Yeah no kidding. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: shit fuck bitch cunt!!!! lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: had to vent a little rage T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What's on your mind T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I got wet from that. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky likes bitch cunts that bleed T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He told me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: hhhah T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Don't laugh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: well im off here till tommoro we can continue this conversation then T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ok... good conversastion T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Romanlumpkin: lol cya T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: BULLSHIT! I didn't fucking win!? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: That's only because You suck, it's okay T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: snooky want smoosh smoosh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Fantomex you are a tryhard Hiveface. You only show up to say dumb shit. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: What's Your point there, little buddy? .p T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: calm down snooky, yours was the best one by far. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Barnoness I KNOW. Mine was a pure dadadist inturpretation of Easter. A post modern look at what is really happening on that last sunday of march. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: too educated T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: dumb it down next time. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And Karrah won third? I'm sure that TP will go to some great use:/ T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I come from a highly educated university. So it is hard for me to dumb what I do down for the hive. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Such a cool story, Snooky. Do You have other stories similar to that one? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I have the greatest stories of all time. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He actually does. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Waaay better than using the same, cool story bro that everyone in the world uses T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: If someone broke them, You wouldn't feel like walking around... meaning You'd have more time for Aard :p T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Ignore that :p T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: why is 75-95 so painfully slow T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: fuuuuuck T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: because you don't know how to fight dragons T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: clearly T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fight in elemental chaos? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: i knew i should have installed gentoo T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: go kill shit in the scarred lands T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shit son you're only on 2nd remort T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: you'll hit 100 before you know it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: yeah im somewhat new. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's only gonna get longer T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: nah noobs have it easy...max 3k tnl per mort T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: im too excited to get a thirs class under my belt T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I shudder at the thought of the 10k T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: they should be forced to do what we did in V1... 256,000 exp tnl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: not sure what the best would be though T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Fantomex is so clever. So fresh and new. The way he comes in and says "you suck" or cool story bro. I bet he is a real devil with the ladies. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm sure mobs gave more experience T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: no you must grind the same area for 100 irl hours tnl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: actually you could CHOOSE to have that much exp tnl if you wanted T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I played a mud where you needed like 78,000,000 experience at level 76 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's where I stopped lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i miss those days...it was a good challenge racing people to level 100 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: i only played like, chaosmud in the 90s/early 00s and then a couple RP muds that eventually died T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: then aard T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: Noegel T0R4L96 Levels - 4.97% (699/14,070) | Experience - 1.65% (1,573,999/95,520,000) | SHs Left - 95.71% (67/70) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: but yeah the 70's is a slow time for leveling. I'm stuck at 71 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: WTF when did I get to 96 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that's an interesting script RR T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: hehe T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: mendaloths I think... finger him T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i would but last time someone fingered Mendaloth they got poison ivy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Aard is easily the best of the muds. Even for rp because you can just rp the fact that you are forcing rp on people. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: yes i am a level 104 gear grinder T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Damn 17 people ignoring me right now... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey it was 16 the other day T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Probably a mistake, You're such a nice person! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I could tell you a little story about each of them... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel copporn T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hm T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel grabs some CopPorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: How highly educated is the university that You come from, mr. Snooky? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix forces a gag into Sexy Troll Fantomex's mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is jiggling her breasts for all to see. Permission to drool granted. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex: Because You often sound like someone who barely finished a course called "Flipping burgers 101" :( T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: if that doesn't work, i break out the schnitzengruben on you Fanto T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Actually, there is no such course, silly billy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: actually there is Noegel. It is offered in Hamburger University T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: McDonalds has standards you know T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Omg I forgot about that place I haven't heard of it since the 90's T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hm, it seems that it trains owner operators. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: THEY don't do any labor T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Man I'm bored if I looked that up T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Fantomex, show us your work if you think you got the balls to step up. It's easy to take cheap shots standing behind the hive like you do. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: buzz buzz T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I stand alone Fantomex, I stand alone and those that have free minds walk beside me as friends. Lets hear some original thoughts from the deep mind of "Faaaaaaaaaaaaantooooooooooooooooooooo MEX!" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: you realize fighting on a MUD puts you lower on the ladder than furries right? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Hey both of my dads were furries! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: My dad could beat up your dad(s)!!!! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And Fantomex and his immtalk hivelings that hide behind an ignore flag have gone. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: i think ive gained 32 levels today. fucking wreekends T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: weekends even T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Ask me how many levels I've gained. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: potato T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck, I didn't know you could kill the Easter Bunny mob.. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: me either T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just ripped off his scalp T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: GOOD JOB, YOU RUINED EASTER T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh well, I have his ears, fuck it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: what an amazing troll attempt on the ideas board. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Which post T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Boohoo I have to see stuff I don't wanna! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Which one should I start at T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Board Ideas note read 25705 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What a tool T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky says, nothin you idiot Snooky's dead hes locked in my basement. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Wow redrain took that joke like a CHAMP! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain grins evilly. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I pictured a teenage girl when you said "ummm no." T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: And then you buried your face in your iphone and went on looking for the horn of commanding. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK YOU! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that means Happy Easter in bunny talk btw T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: fuck homework... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon screams loudly! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: this is taking forever! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmm T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: about 2.5 more hours! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: + First Aid Kit + for my potions T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: [ A Huge Walk-In Closet ] for all the gear you lent me :D T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mischan T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That was for spouse T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And Shanon! That's awesome T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blushes as Nird gives her hawt smoochins! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: *blush* T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Did you get everything printed and ready to go Shanon? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh peers around the room looking for a stalker. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: stalk namollah T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i did T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i had them done at walmart T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is stalking Namolloh again. When will she get a clue? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha woah there T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sweeet did they come out better T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope rofl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: DANGIT! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Grr T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg the children are back... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but i did make a collage that has his favorite, my favorite and the one where i'm sticking out my tongue and the one where i'm wearing the purple shirt that's on the aard picture thingy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Man, you went all out T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, I kinda love the guy a little bit T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I couldn't tell, Shanon, you're not trying hard enough T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just hope he likes it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why wouldn't he! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, it *is* a picture of me....GROSS! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whatever, you're not even gross T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but, i think i have come to like the one he likes. my eyes....they just...*melt* T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm going to beat you! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I assume that is your favorite feature lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do love my eyes, it's true T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: today they are green :) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Me eyes are hideous, I scared away my Aardhusband he doesn't even talk to me anymore lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: The eyes are the windows to the soul. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They knew Yzz was coming Shanon! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: woah way to go haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: haha I love your eyes honey T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn, he's listening T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh, he'll be coming alright! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cumming too!! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel gasps as she realizes what SexyButt Shanon did. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear SexyButt Shanon has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you started it! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: I have generic light brown eyes. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hazel T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: dark brown T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: like poo T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my eyes are either light brown, green, or a mixture of both T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hazel are pretty sweet T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the funny part is both my mom and dad have blue eyes T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: You should try wearing Dark yellows and oranges, Shanon. It'll bring out the green. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Cuz your adopted. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz prefers me naked T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i look way too much like my mom to be adopted lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: I'm sorry I had to break it to ya over aard, Daughter. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol shut the fuck up little boy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yikes that came out with a meaner tone than I meant T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: is this jerry springer? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, it's Aardwolf T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol you only wish i was your daughter! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jerry Springer's audience doesn't know how to read T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh... im gonna go make a sandwich T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i still have 2 hours to waste T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: cuz i have no one to make me one :( T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess i'll go to walmart...i'm bored and i'm getting impatient T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I want my baby now! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Get me some reeses T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yum T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh those are gooooood T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there's some on the counter in the kitchen, help yourself T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My favorite! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or maybe they are on the table... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh needs very much so to have bloodwings to fly! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know, just look for the damn candy jar rofl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Don't eat it. There's prolly bodily fluids all over it. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Meh, it's all natural T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, my kids each that candy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: eat too :D T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh looks for someone to caress. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, off i go! i have 2 hours to kill before my baby gets here. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bye Shanon! Have fun! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then i can hug him and squeeze him and love him and call him george (even though that's not his name) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol George?? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i do need to eat so i don't get yelled at T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't wanna know where that came from T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's from a cartoon!! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Loony Toons ftw! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh yeah.. sandwich >.< T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Sammich* T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh yeah, go play in the rain without shoes on and see how much trouble i can get in! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shammich! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Shawn Connery. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Or is it Sean? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or like my oldest daughter use to say "hamwich". when i asked her why she calls it a hamwich, she said "cuz it's made with ham! duh mommy!" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: kids! gotta love'em T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She's brilliant T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Unless their rude. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i love that kid :) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Might even change the path of the sandwich T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Gotta beat em'. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: my sister regularly has conversations of great import with her inner self. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my kids are perfect...I'm their mother afterall T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This is true T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: They probably glow as well! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when they aren't perfect, they belong to their father T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: How many are there, Shanon? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have 3 kids T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my son is 18, then my girls are 13 and 10 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Why such a huge gap? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 5 years is not a huge gap T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not easy for me to get pregnant T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Oh. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Odd. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jerk T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh he ignored me shucks T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i left my son's father when my son was 3.5 yrs old, ended up getting pregnant by my soon to be ex hubby on my son's 4th bday (talk about awkward to explain!!) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we tried for 2 years to get pregnant with the last one....finally gave up and i ended up pregnant lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's how it goes usually T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have a tilted uterus. i practically have to stand on my head to have sex if i want to get pg T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: What a bday present. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Live show. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Funny mental image :P T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing i'm short! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm think i'd get in trouble for wearing flip flops in the rain? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: You want awkward Shanon? I knocked up my best friends fiance while I was roommates with them. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: woah T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: then what happened snooky T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm wearing pants and they almost cover all of my feet :D T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: There's your pretitle. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Sneaky Snooky. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh my! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I say go with the flops T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And Snooky! Damn T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have trust issues because of something like that happening to me. sorta T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: OMG T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Snooky knocked shannon up while she was dating snooky's best friend. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i stopped caring... im ready to move on but i lose too much money... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: a guy would fuck me, demand i stay in my bedroom. if i came out, he said he wouldn't stay the night and would dump me. then he'd go out into the livingroom and bang the friend who was staying with me (though he told me he was talking to my mom's boyfriend) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he never did stay the night...EVER and he banged her after banging me. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What a douche T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: thats shady as fuck but uh at least u were first tho T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol Nam, true T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've also had a guy dump me for one of my friends, then say "if it doesn't work out with her, I'll come back to you" OMG i never laughed so hard in my life! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree: Lol. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh my gosh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm cute, not stupid! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Some guys need to be destroyed T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear Namolloh has been here just a second ago. You wonder where he went ... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Namolloh!!! Queen Bee Noegel cheers him on. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha i dont want to be destroyed XD T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my ex would fuck me, then rush off to aard. yeah, i'm not playing that game again. if yzz leaves me alone to sleep, i'm kicking his ass to the curb asap T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do it do it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It'll only lead to make up sex T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not going to stress over a man again T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm sore after regular sex! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shake the Lemontree sighs. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: make up sex would leave me paralyzed i'm sure! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol but soo worth it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol ud sleep like a baby tho T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i already do! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm serious, we don't stop at just 1 "O" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's awesome though T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's usually 3, but sometimes we just get 2 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Even if people think something is physically wrongn with you a week after T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i make it sound like such a big deal that i **ONLY** get 2 rofl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i think something is fucked up with my gf T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i do know i can get 4 in a row now though :D T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wait i know for a fact theres something wrong with her haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol tonight try for 5 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And why is there something wrong with your girlfriend Nam, besides the fact she doesn't smoke with you? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i feel like such a bitch though. 1 just isn't enough, 2 is "ok i guess", 3 is good...i'm happy with 3 but 4...mmmmm hmmm, I'm content all day long T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmao speaking about sex reminded me i havent gotten any in almost a month T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she's getting it somewhere else T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon, you should be so happy with getting up to 2 T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: honestly wouldnt surprise me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Either that, or the magic is gone T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: If you want to know what happened. I am taking care of both her Son she had with my friend and my daughter I had with her right now as we speak. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL Snooky T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: she conveniently has of mondays and tuesdays T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: kisses...yeah, he doesn't just kiss me and walk away. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmao T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't even explain the kisses T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's like our souls meet... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i can't explain it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just know my heart skips a beat every single time T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: aaaaawwwwWHATTHEFAAAAWK T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds like a beautiful thing T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and now i'm really really missing him :( T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: why are my computers so fuckin stupid lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: SHANON! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: must be male computers.... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel growls at SexyButt Shanon. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He's gonna be there in like 90 minutes T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: snooky did you see my picture? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: did the link work? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ya definitely male computers - its got a short fuzed T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: or is that just me... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What's going on with your computer, Nam? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no comment T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: it has no battery life T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i have two laptops T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not the size of the wand, it's the way you wiggle it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: its not how deep u fish its how u wiggle the worm T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and the better one has no batery life T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, not too deep please...hitting the cervix is NOT a fun thing T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: They call me Barney Rubble, I'll fuck you like a caveman T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: plus the plug has to be in just right (gigity) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so its just sitting here i hardly move it for that reason aaaaaand someone must have touch my shit... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: GROSS! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: im about to get sherlock holmes on this bitch T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody should ever touch your shit...that's just...nasty! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmao unless it was my monkey T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he loves me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he loves me not T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: then its a little more acceptable T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he loves me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he loves me not T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: damn, he doesn't love me :( T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: well what kinda flower only has four leaves? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the one in my brain apparently T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sorry anyway how old is your better laptop T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: luckily he can't see this or he'd punish me rofl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: 2-3 years T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Let me tell you about this pic Shanon sent to me. HUGE...........boner on my end. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that wasn't the deal! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lies! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I'm the one that is T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I'm the one that is "huge" Shanon:P T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm huge, not your boner T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've seen bigger boners T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Every guy on here is huge, apparently T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from Snooky in utter terror and horror! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i just need to buy a new battery for it... but im a college student trying to live in my own appartment haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I bet shanon's house greets you with huge knockers. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Nah I have a pretty small penis T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh Nam, some pins in your battery charger could be broken. Did you ever trip on the wire before and tore it out of the laptop T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be the judge of that snooky! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I'm talking baby carrot. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whatever T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda shoves Snooky's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Whaaart T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wtf lmfaoooo T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: gesture-driven video game T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Hans I have never fingered you so I have no idea what you are. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: finger me!! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, no...don't T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: don't have to finger me. We're on the internet. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that might be considered cheating T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ill fingerbang all of u *bang*bang*bang* T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: family guy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Why is that so hard to believe? I don't have a big dick. I don't see the point in making a huge issue out of something so small. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I will tell you though, I can piss REALLY far. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: all guys with small dicks say they have huge ones...ones with huge ones (or average ones) say they are small T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's just to get the girls interested T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not falling for it! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah guys im starting to get curious if he does or not... im suppose to be straight over here T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: after a certain point, it's not really a dick but a clit T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: It's small you guys. I have owned dogs hung better than me. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Small dogs. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: A chihuahua named bruce. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, Snooky, Bruce sounds pretty beastly T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: thats a paradox T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: really far, huh? I suppose you're gonna claim that the doctor will make you howl when he puts the catheter in? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's ok, i prefer smaller dicks anyway T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not all that big myself! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I've slept with a man named Bruce and it was pretty brutal T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i mean, i'm huge! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but my hoo hah isn't T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Want more proof? My Playstation Network Screenname is LittleWiener8D T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon is a cute little lady lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: DOn't let her fool you T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird gasps as he realizes what Queen Bee Noegel did. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blah T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am not T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel whistles innocently around Nird. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nird you need to watch her closer! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I know I need to T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tighten the leash on that woman! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i guess i dont come on aardwolf to play the game anymore lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My computer made me type that, Nirdy! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it takes a pretty big man to fill an average woman. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nird: I fucking lov you honey T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok i really have to go eat before yzz gets here and asks me if i ate dinner lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cheers and sings... she is just BURSTING with joy! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 9pm isn't too late for dinner...is it? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky leaves because no one cares about his peppy. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol he will punish you if you dont eat T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cares very much about Snooky's peepee. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i know! i'm debating not eating to see how he punishes me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll knit it a hat, Snooky, for Easter. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would kiss your peepee, but...ummm, yeah T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not a good idea. i'd get in trouble T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: boom T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You get covered with blood and guts as Namolloh explodes from his own weapon. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Holy moly T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: 9pm is a little late in terms of your waistline, but if the kind of sleeping you'll be doing involves heavy breathing and an increased heartrate it's still early. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you know, just to help a friend and his sad peepee out T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She will burn it off T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Shanon is a good friend, I'm sure yzz will understand T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh no he won't! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol I was just trying to help T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he got bent out of shape when i was teasing about having sex with a clannie because i was denying him (yzz) for being a bad boy T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and it was all just a joke!! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! he said that is the ONE thing that is guaranteed to get him to leave me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sleeping with snooky? lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but at least now i know how to get him to go away if i ever want to.... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ooops didn't read your last T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he got bent over cybering? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i was joking around about sleeping with a clannie T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the clannie isn't far away either. it was just a joke T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: clannie said fuck me, i said ok, your bed or mine....yzz is being denied right now anyway (something along those lines) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: blah blah blah...he got upset...i tried not to laugh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He's a jealous type T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't actually do it... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, can you blame him?! i mean, i am pretty freakin' awesome! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This is true T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i was honestly just teasing though, i didn't realize it would hit a nerve T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sheesh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i tease everyone....it's not like i'd seriously fuck all of the guys on aard T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: awww... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've been known the tease the ladies too....all in good fun. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only select ones... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am so glad he can't read this right now. i'd be in big trouble T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he'd probably deny me kisses or something! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ima send him a tell! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is plotting evil things! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Everyone laff at Namolloh, his {brain} just farted! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ew T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh lol wondered what that was... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh has a puzzled look on his face. Like, huh? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh hops up and down shouting "Boogy Woogy OOY!!" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah that sounds about right T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Go sit in the corner, Namolloh, and think about what you did. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: bad T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: bad namolloh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Good T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh is mumbling about cops again, I think he's been watching too much tv. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel growls at Namolloh. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh tilts his head and meows a question. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh rides up upon his warkitten and salutes with fist to heart. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: Noegel u need a war kitten lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I just had to explain to my sister what a muppet dick is. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i have never heard that before... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I came so close to mischanning that to gossip T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol what is a muppet dick i seriously never heard that used before T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh snaps a folded belt against his hand, grinning. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Thanks Nam! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: A muppet dick is the male genitalia of a muppet. How can people not understand this? -_- T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Pretty simple to me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh... i thought i had a deeper meaning T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i just want a dick... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't care if it's a muppet one or not! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ever had a one eyed pirate? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummmm...yeah, I'm leaving for real this time :) not much longer until my baby get here and i really don't want to be in trouble the second he walks in the door rofl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: or a simba lmao T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: Dear Santa, I don't want a sweater this year. Instead, I'd like to have a moaner T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon beams with pride. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh just bought a calculator at the corner store, he looks happy. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yzz is SUCH a smart ass! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i asked him where he was...he said "In W VA" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well no shit! but where?! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: men! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good thing i love him T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: maybe he was afraid that if you knew exactly where you might rush over to a clannie's house again? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i never actually WENT to the clannies house you fool! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol today the the girls moms house i got bored logged onto aardwolf on my phone. shes across the room from me playing a game and accusingly asks me what im doin... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: how dare she! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: playin a game fool T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: just tell her you're sending sweet nothings to her daughter. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: as if i had real friends to text T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: im gonna use that now T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have sorta real friends, but none text me :( T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: or tell her you're trading skinpics with her. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: holy fucking shit! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have to go! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that one won't work, though, if she already knows you've taken the relationship to that level (or beyond) T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: woah whaaat yeah u were suppose to leave a while ago haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he'll be here in an hour and i haven't eaten yet! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well guys, it was nice knowing you :( T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i think once i told her i was sexting a girl from india haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but i pull out my phone she wants to know what im doin as if im up to no good T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh Be-have Namolloh! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol that was the one i needed a while ago T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel kisses Nird passionately. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: heh, koro is my new favorite medical condition T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: what? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: what is koro T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: koro, it's a psychological condition where one thinks his/her genitalia are disappearing. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahahahahaha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: wow T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: panics break out in Africa and Asia, leading to beatings of unlucky victims thought to have caused it. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg hahaha that is so fucked up but awesome T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's thought to be spread by mere touches. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wow, humans are silly T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel touches Hanslanda and cackles! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: is there an oposite of koro? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes, being a normal guy, it seems. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol nope T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Koro only works when the underlying belief is plausible. Western societies find the idea of a penis thief to be incredible, so Koro can't happen here. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hey who stole my penis T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I did! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it would be kinda funny seeing someone on the streets of NY suddenly shout out that someone stole his penis. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ill do it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and u can keep it Noegel i dont use it anyways hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you did that in Africa, you might get lynched on the spot. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL Namolloh, you poor chap T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I would use it as a paper weight if it wasn't so light T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and ironically, you would then risk having your penis stolen! :D T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel attempts to explain away her thoughtless comments to Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hanslanda, is this an actual thing? I'm gonna have to to look it up T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: http://www.livescience.com/28015-penis-snatching-panics-koro.html T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg hahaha well just put it an the end of a stick and poke people with my peepee T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmao thats going on facebook T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol wow T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A cock on a stick might keep the cops at bay for a short while T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Not my cock on a stick.... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: well it would be a very short while huh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aw, why, snooky T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol Namolloh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so is anyone a resident evil fanatic? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Used to be T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: did u watch the redemption movie? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: is that the latest? Only seen up to afterlife myself. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ok the white dude with the hair lol idk how to describe him... but is he the same guy from CGI movie? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't really remember. This latest Resident Evil movie was sooooo bad T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and is he the same guy from the resident evil four game? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You got a link to this guy so I can reply? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah its not the greatest but ive never seen it till just now T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: what? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're not talking about the scientist guy, are you? The one with the Matrix-like superpowers? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: no T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: he has the parted hair T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: like half n half T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ill just find some pics T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'll try too T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: what's the sequence after afterlife? The cartoon and then redemption, or redemption and then the cartoon? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/5-resident-evil-retribution-080812.jpg T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: the white guy in this one T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and im not sure chronologically but its retribution T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i was a dumbass and thought it was redemption haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FYfDsFIiYRM/UI6ZGqjuTUI/AAAAAAAABdg/u0wwR61zwGU/s1600/resident_evil_4.jpg T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think you might be right lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but he looks like this guy from the games lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Purposeful T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he's not the nemesis guy, is he? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: no i dont T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i mean no he is not T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: oh, wait, I seen Retribution... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so lets say u get shot in the chest. right to the lung. and u were smoking a cig lol do u think u could blow smoke out of the whole? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if the lung was punctured it wouldn't inflate, so you probably couldn't draw in the smoke. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they call it a collapsed lung. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I wonder if they're gonna have the Red Queen and the White Queen try to battle in the next Resident Evil movie? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: the white queen? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yeah, the one that operates the hive in Vegas. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: she was in the Extinction movie. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh i dont remember that one T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: I must not have seen it either T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol im gonna just have to have like a resident evil marathon one day T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will join you T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: foshoooo T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol wut... chick got shot and she regenerates then the bullets came out of her fingers lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is jiggling her breasts for all to see. Permission to drool granted. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: This MUD gets so angry T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky spanks Queen Bee Noegel playfully. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Words: Obama and legitimate abortion... I'm gonna say those later and see what happens T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: this mud doesn't get angry...we just fucking hate everyone T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I FUCKING KNOW! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Star speaks for itself T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I love lots of things on this mud! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: I love....potions... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do you love your bar maid? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and YUMMY pot pies mmmmmm T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the bar maid takes a broomstick to the anus every day whether she needs it or not, just because she does a horrible job T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Man so cool. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I clean Snooky's bar. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that's your problem for working at such a horrible place T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: do they really have a bar here? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Runto snooky T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's gross and smells like precum and booze T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol so since they have a bar do they have a nightclub or something? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: if not i think we need to make one T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes, go south and attack the rat. When it dies, you get portaled to the club T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: -_- i do not buy this T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh crap someone already killed them because it's empty T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: how far south? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nevermind T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It was going to be an immature death trap. Those little rats one hit me yesterday T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Who the fuck leaves in the middle of a spellup? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Namollah does, that's who T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wonder what Shanon is doing now T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: fingering herself, duh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yzz just got there, though! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: she's getting herself a lube job and a tire rotation T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: she's making dessert T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: baaaack T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but i should probably go T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: gotta be up for work in 5hrs lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ew T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fuck it...go hardcore T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: yeah i think being sleepy is like an artificial high for me haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: what time do you guys get off T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: wait... came out wrong T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I could get off right now if you want me to T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but only to me haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol you wish T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh shit is nird online haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol no T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Noegel is trying to change a Snooky T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: He's only my aardhubby T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Snooky, you wish T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You couldn't handle my tan-ness T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It would stain you T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: bahahaha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snooky: Swerve T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: im white as fuck T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm white, mexican, japanese, and native american T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: All I need is some blackness T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh wow thats a legit ass mix tho T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i know a guy that'll give you all the blackness you can handle... he's 12 inches of blackness T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's waaaay too much for me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmao that bro code right there T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that's what chicks say before they try it :P T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have tried it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lmfao T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: then they get so stretched out and loose it's the only thing that'll work T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cervix destruction is not fun T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL Star T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: maybe thats why i dont get any now T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: she doesnt like my shortness cuz shes been stretched already T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: cervix penetration == awesome T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck no it isnt lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: not for you T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL not you nam T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol i know haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel licks Namolloh on his eyeball! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: why cant i direct my socials to u... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: if you're looking for a surprise, aim for the other wrong hole. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg hahaha i love watching those porn bloopers T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: urethra play for the win! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: and she sings..."anything you can do, I can do better, anything you can do, I can do too!" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I literally punched a guy in the balls for trying that *surprise penetration* on me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How's it feel, I said T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: once my gf was like 'u cant get it in my ass cuz u cant handle it' oh i showed her i could handle it alright. she cried T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: So mean! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: tip: when she's on top and gets too bouncy and gives herself a nasty surprise, don't ever say "Well, I told you so" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns Namolloh's cock into a delicious creme brulee! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg that would hurt... and how do u do those?? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: When it pops out and slips the wrong way T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh the creme brulee lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ive been trying for the last two days and have no idea lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm an idiot T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: similarly, never let the words "Whee! Let's do it again!" past your lips when either of you are naked. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ever done the simba? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ?? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: dunno, where's she from? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i did it once. its when u cum on the chicks head then u wipe it with ur thumb and say 'simbaaa' straight disney on that bitch T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: sorry military humor T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I work with plenty of militay guys T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And they are all horndogs T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and the one eyed pirate T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you're a navy boy? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: oh hell no T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm a Border Patrol girl T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: USMC in this bitch T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lot's of ex military T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but im ready to get out T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: tired of freaking out the month we have a drug test haha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: so border patrol? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Aye T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: Canadian boarder? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: damn lol thats kinda funny to me for some reason T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Texas. Canadian Border Patrol are for the fat old about to retired guys who can't tracck sign anymore T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slaktastic Shineon: lots of bitches cant hack their full term of service T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Weird... the first thing people ask is if it's the Canadian border. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hopefully i move to texas in a few years. highly unlikelytho T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What are you going to do here? And stay north of San Antonio. It's sucks living down here on the border. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: haha well im in school right now for game programming T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and all of the big game companies are based in cali or texas as far as i know of T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do me a favor, change over to business, and take over EA because that company shits on a good idea and turns it poopy. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: lots in Canada :P T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not nearly as many as down here hehe T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: noooooo business is not my thing T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have to go back to work tomorrow night ugh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: ur third shift? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Best shift to work T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: or as we call it 'night watch' lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: We just call it mids T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: Ever shot any Mexicans? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not mexican no but don't like to talk about it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i was kinda curious but yeah u just dont ask people that unless they voluntarily tell u... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That question comes up pretty often heh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i almost beat the shit out of a kid cuz he asked me T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Namus, the enthusiastic gnome child! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Namolloh! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The enthusiastic gnome child deserves a high five too lol T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baroness: So in addition to killing mexicans you beat 5 year olds? :P T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I call 20 year old kids T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: idk where u got that info T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: lol u call? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: and i cant get the stupid socials down... T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: i feel like a douche not high fivin u back hahaha T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol you know what i meant T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Type curse *highfive Noegel T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: to emote type curse :loves Noegel because she is the coolest chick ever! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: says 'You cannot find Noegel" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Try now T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was hidden T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Queen Bee Noegel's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hassan's ass cheeks get fucking blown apart by Forgotten Starphoenix!! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: its been doing that to me all day and i had some good ones T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel's ass cheeks get fucking blown apart by Forgotten Starphoenix!! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel shudders in the throes of a massive orgasm, thanks to Forgotten Starphoenix's finely honed skills. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix is talking to his gun about Hassan and blasting asses again. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh encompasses Queen Bee Noegel in an ENORMOUS barehug! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: hahaha notice its not a bear hug T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol nothing like getting people to spam socials like a question on how to do them T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: but how do you make your own? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: im just stuck with pg rated presets T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: emote T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: curse :whatever T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel whatever T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: type nocurse to also see the non-PG presets T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You also can only use curse socials on curse channels. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Namolloh mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That would show up as Noegel, you can't do that in public T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh is a fagoot T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nooooo T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You slap Namolloh with your cock! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: haha ooooh i got it now T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pop out Namolloh's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Looks like a pencil bruise! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel severs Abelinc's cock with her DECOCKOSAURUS REX! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel crumbles under the blows of your 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh trips over the stool due to lack of depth perception T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh has just figured out how to seriously roleplay T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel disassembles Abelinc's Lego Dick! Jokes on him! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Abelinc's legodick is untouchable T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I just did T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh thinks that he should play the whole rest of the game in third person T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bitch T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka nods at Forgotten Starphoenix. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Already a player who does that Namolloh T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Eureka put a special bonding agent on it, if you take it apart it grows back a little bigger T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: aw what? who? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol a pinnochio cock i like it T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ferien T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: well it's good for her, if she needs the extra umph she just needs to tke it apart slightly T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh: omg yall need Jesus T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ferien is my adopted Triton Son T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jesus is my homie T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hugs Namolloh. T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Namolloh smacks Abelinc in the face with a BIBLE shouting 'THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!' T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Compels him to do what? T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You splat Namolloh in the eye with a used tampon and scream, "YOU'RE IT!!" T3/r7/2013-03-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: welp, i know where that came from....