T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: Lady 1 talks to me like I'm stupid. Two days later, she asks me to do something for her. I make a basic explaination while doing something, that it won't work the way she thinks it does. She tells me not to talk to her like she is stupid, I tell her that it's because she talks to me like I am stupid. She gets pissed, I show her why it won't work. She "gets an idea" that won't work. I say good luck. I leave. She tells everyone how I tried to explain a simple concept. I laugh to myself. It doesn't work for her. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I am not sexist, but there is a select group of women that really are fucking stupid. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Kizactrin's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: regrettably, i must agree T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I don't even know why I stopped cooking for her bullshit. The end result was quite funny though. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: maybe I should quit being kind, and stick to being cynical. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: 1. She shouldn't have taken offense when you tried to teach her something. From a diff perspective, i can sympathize with her in a way. If i received this bright shining solution to a riddle by spontaneous enlightenment and you tell me that its the wrong answer, i'd feel pissed too. Women seldom are rational creatures. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Ooooohhhh, that mischan is going to come back to bite you :-P T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: keep in mind, she has a history of insulting me. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I do not even know why I took the time to try and explain ANYTHING to her. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: 2. Talking to her as if she's stupid because she did the same to you on earlier occasion, is, in layman's terms, revenge. Not the eye-for-an-eye type, but the same principle. Sure, it was hypocritical of her to judge, but if you want to keep her happy, you can be the cold intelligent elitist/supremist to her. Real men listen with their heart T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: much less help her do anything. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i can't possibly imagine why T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I don't give a hoot if she is happy or not, with the way she has always treatged me. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: treated* T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I'm normally kind and caring. I just got fed up with it this time. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: no offense whatsoever, but, she may not quite live up to your standards, but that shouldn't stop you from trying to live up to hers. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: why? I would never want to BE with her. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i understand man. You have my sympathies too T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I usually go out of my way to help people. This was just the straw that broke the camels back. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: not like a bf/gf relationship. Just like, interhuman relationship.. If she falters, then tell her without lording it over her. If she feels she has had a bright idea although it wasn't applicable or perhaps wrong, don't shoot her down for whatever reason.. I understand also that she did it to you, but if the cycle accrues, who will then be the man and draw the line? T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: the line is, I'm not going to help her anymore, because every time I do, she finds some way to belittle me. The line is Shun. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: see it as a challenge, not as a spiteful challenge of your patience T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: very well T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: I have no need for people that will do everything they can to put me down, and then act scandalized if I slight them in the least. There is no sense to communicate with someone like that. Maybe my heart is turning cold, maybe not. All I know is that it is a waste of time to put everything help someone like her. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: everything aside* T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: to help* blah. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: maybe its your mind's way of telling you that you need a break from her, to get a broader perspective. I've been in that situation myself and yeah, life is a bitch like that. Life's slaloms isn't always fun to anticipate when we prefer to drive the straight road.. But in any event, There's always a silver lining, no matter how dark the cloud T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: FUCK GOALS !!!! T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: if they could talk,they might just say the same about you T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: SORRY Goals.. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: your mom was a 4 rating difficulty .. But thanks to the hedge cutters..... T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Is your refrigerator running? MagusTiberia seems quite curious for some reason. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: huh? T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: wasn't that just punny? T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: im exhausted, what was the joke? T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: that running can mean operating or moving? T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tapid: How the fuck could i forget how to talk on the auction channel?! T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kizactrin: The High Priestess of Ivar chants the phrase 'lold'. T3/r7/2013-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro grabs his zipper and gets an evil grin on his face. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: fuck T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: muther fuck T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: father fuck too! T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: odepius was the first mother Fucker.. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You giggle as you see Bigbro frantically closing porn windows! T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: lvl 50 fist death T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jbking: lvl 50 fist deathl T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: dat amulet o' the planes T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dramusk: remove T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro waves a large bright red sign reading "NO !!" T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Every time I browse people of walmart, it makes me feel better about myself. http://i.imgur.com/41ZCPBR.jpg T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: mmm.. chocolate T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: thats nice. Is there a website? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: It would be better if he was getting chocolate milk or bleach. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: everytime i read something stupid about america, i imagine china and russia laughing together in the back of my head T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: not sure what's wrong with google, but http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: well guess what I'm doing in between quest... T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: It's much, much better cousin: http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/ T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: giving more attention to what your other hand is doing? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: "i wanna see you naked, 'cause the bible says divinity isn't something you put under a bucket <3" T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fuck that T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: Questor tells you 'Aardwolf's most heinous criminal, a thieving squatter'" .. xD T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WATCH OUT! Bigbro is looking for an assistant to help with his penis magic act. Better hide, or at least grab a suitable amount of lubricant. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaras points, directing everyone's attention west. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trapclap: You notice the white moon falling to the east. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trapclap: Why's it gotta be a white moon man? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trapclap: That racist. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trapclap: Awwwwwwwww yeah. A BLACK moon! T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: So I am at the bar. I am sitting there minding my own business surfing some porn when this lady taps me on the shoulder and says, "Could you please not look at that here?" T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Got to admit I paused for a second and looked around and then back at my drink. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: tell me you didn't pass up the chance to spring it on her as a pickup line? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Finally my response was, "Umm ma'am can you stop spying on what is on my phone? Maybe if your not so ungodly nosey people would like you better." T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: She got all indignant and then walked away and believe this... talked to the bar manager. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: OMG, T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: The manager came up to me and was like, "Sir could you please not view porn on your phone." T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I looked at him and said, "Sir, I have been coming here now every day after work consistently for the last 6 years. I have spent so ungodly amounts of money here that I should get a discount. During that whole time I have been doing, every day, what I am doing now." T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: see? You shoulda tried the pickup line when you had your chance. Could have gotten some Real Life pussy instead of the Real T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: err, instead of the Real Player version. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: You get one stupid person in here who complains about my habits and your are going to chew me out? You don't have wifi here, this is my own personal phone, and I didn't ask her to look. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: WTF? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: The lady got banned from the bar! Thank god for some things in America working correctly. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Called her a bitch as she walked out. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Most gratifying thing that has ever happened to me. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Just had to share T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Phanku: the guy who'd rather watch videos than get laid... T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I'm married. I am never getting laid ever again and I am cool with that but the love of god let me look. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: God stupid fucking people tho T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: So wanted to smack that bitch up across her head and then say, "Whos your fucking daddy now?" T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Yea okay.. maybe a bit crazy. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: so what you're really saying is that you're afraid to watch porn at home? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Laugh, I watch and look at porn all the time. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: In front of wife, on vacation, in the shitter, at work. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Though at work, I usually use my phone. I'm not stupid. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you've got problems. That much porn will make it harder and harder to get a woodie. Impotence through desensitivity. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Lol... wow. Yea okay. 1) you assume I can get it up, 2) I don't know what kind of porn your looking at I never have problems when I can have sex.. never mind my wife can't have sex. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Problems.. yea my middle name. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: If you husband can't get it up for you, get hotter. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Woo.. saying for the week. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: its more so the act of actually gettting yourself off that will desenstize you T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phaide: fuck a doodle doo. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phaide: that is all T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fuck a doodle dandy T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wiener: So the imms kick out the desciples from the wedding reception? I smell a coverup T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oh dear T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The Disciples kicked me out for being a ninny T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wiener: Thats because you didn't have enough faith. You can make it up to me though. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wiener: what the? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: What? T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel places her tail in SexyButt Shanon's mouth! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, so what defines "BBW" or "BIGGER GIRL"? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Does she make your dick hard? Then she's a BBW, if not? She's not. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: curse i'm a girl, i don't have a dick! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm - curse lol T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Then I guess you're shit outta luck! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i'll give you some dick T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol i don't want your dick, it has germs T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: naw, that cleared up T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I don't know if i classify as a BIG GIRL or not. i mean, i don't wear diapers anymore... T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: men are so fucking confusing lol T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i got told "sorry, you aren't fat enough for me. I like big girls" T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: nothing industrial grade sanitiser can't clean T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: It's all to taste. Some people find some girls too big, others not big enough. The reason you're confused is because you're trying to apply a hard 'cut off point' to something that's entirely subjective. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I'm at least 70 pounds over weight.... probably more like 80 T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: just stock up on the buritos and bagels x) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am 4'10...so i shouldn't weigh more than like 80 pounds right? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aizma: You are correct. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: shiit midgit status T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the sucky thing is *I* think i'm just fine the way I am. I'm freakin' awesome! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: holy mother of god, do you have your own granite toilet seat? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aizma: We all have different standards ;) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: of course I could use to lose a few pounds but I'm not going to stress over it. I'm cute, I'm funny, I'm stubborn as all get out...but I'm still awesome as can be :D T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: shanon does the wizard of oz movie offend you? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: stupid men! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol no T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i like oompa loompas too!! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: fat bastard's distant niece T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but with green eyes and I don't stink T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: but hey, atleast you don't get all emo about it (i hope) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i do have my days T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but usually, no. I am who I am, like it or look away T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: good on you. You should get the stars and stripes tatood on one of your flubber rolls. Republican america would be proud <3 T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aizma: AKA "flyover country" T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know that I'm THAT fat! geez T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: America: go fat or go home. We're hardcore like dat T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't have a small frame...I'm guessing I should weigh at most, 110. I was 98lbs before having kids, I will NEVER be that small again. never ever E V E R. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: men are just pigs T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: skinny with big boobs or gtfo T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: translate that into kilograms T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: lol T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i find the analogy of skinny cows with big udders funny T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u84/mattjesuslowe/normal_Huge-Boobs.jpg T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Skinny cow with big udders :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I sense a disturbance in the photoshop... T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I am definitely overweight, but i'm not sure what "BIGGER GIRL" is classified as. i mean does she have to be more round than she is tall? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmm i'm pretty close to that i guess rofl T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: her back is made of adamantium T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: or she couldn't stand up T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i hate these dating sites....so confusing rofl T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not sure if i put "some extra weight" or BBW/BIGGER GIRL T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so i just put "extremely fat and disgusting" rofl T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wonder how many guys will check me out now! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Just do what everyone else does on those sites, lie, then fat-girl angle shots. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Once you've got them on the date they can't back out just because you're fat, so at the very least your guaranteed one paid-for meal. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: er, *you're T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: rofl i can pay for my own meals T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: though, i could use that money for chips and vodka later if i let them pay for the meal T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmmm, good idea! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You should only let the man pay for the meal if you intend to sleep with him. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon gasps as she realizes what Ranrr did. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: really?! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: yes T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well fuck me! that sucks T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: or pay your half T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pouts. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: hey you fucks shut up I'm trying to mud and you're spamming me T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: turn this off or clean your vag out T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: guess i will just have to pay for my own meal T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: NO! I save the sand in my vag so it'll make a pearl! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: this is the defacto shanon sex channel T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I thought that was tell? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, shanon is leaving. i'm going flip flop shopping!! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: you get more details in tells T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's summer time, momma needs new flip flops rofl T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I got a flip-flop for you! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: shanon in thongs...gross T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm just so damn picky!! I have small feet *sigh* T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i refuse to wear hello kitty or la la loopsy flip flops! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: my flip-flop says "hello" but it ain't no kitty T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught . o O ( innuendo enough for ya? ) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the ones i bought 2 years ago were adidas and I absolutely LOVE them, but...can't find anything like them anymore. i looked last year and again earlier this year....nothing T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so i'm HOPING today, i will find something i like T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon bounces onto (Overlord) Onslaught's lap and wiggles about. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sometimes being short with little fit and big boobs sucks! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no idea what the boobs have to do with anything but...there ya have it T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shit, noegel is here...gotta go! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: boobs have to do with EVERYTHING T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmm boooobies T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dodsangel rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to himself. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you don't pay for your meal with either money or sex, you lose the right to complain about unequal salaries permanently. That's the rule. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i would pay with sex after a few dates... but not the first one T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't mind unequal salaries either. what's his is mine and what's mine is mine anyway.... T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Then you should pay for your own meal, imho. But I know that's not the way it works in the americas... T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: one last quest then i'm leaving T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i really don't mind paying for my own food. I don't eat much anyway lol T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Cheezburger are cheap ;) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: cheezburgers* :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: hah T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: sex after 2nd date shanon or have to wait longer? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: he remembered you are fat T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yesterday i ate 1 slice of pizza and 1 garlic bread stick for dinner. then i had a handful of green grapes for a bedtime snack T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Seyit, Shanon puts out before the first course is done :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fawlty: why bother dating? why not just have sex? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: depends if i like you or not :) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: do you like me? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Nobody does ;) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that Helperful Cheezburger person again... T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: because I have 2 girls i have to teach T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts RoqueWarrior. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nope, you're a bigger douche than my ex husband! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: how close are they to 16? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon runs away from RoqueWarrior in utter terror and horror! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck well a blow job after first date should do also T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Yeah, she doesn't need a bigger douche, she needs a bigger dick ... so you're still out :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no no no, not a bigger dick T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: she has like 4 kids.. a bigger douche is prob needed T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers sadly. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: She uses a fire hose :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have 3 kids and all were c-section thank you very much T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: ill take my 2 inches else where then T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: She needs some good muff-spelunking T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i need snuggles T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pouts. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel cuddles SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: First! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel snuggles up to SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i just want to cuddle T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Lick it before you stick it ;) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: a girl should put out after the first few minutes of meeting me like i do T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wow T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you must be some hott stuff T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Cumming in your pants is NOT 'putting out' :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well i have been called a whore because i fuck on the 1st date T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: if you say so T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: by women? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nevermind me knowing the guy months before i actually MEET him but whatever rofl T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, mars calls me a whore practically daily. it's great! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: know him before you meet him... mind expload T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Iweb relationships :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, hmmm "know" him rather T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: shanon we should go out on a date T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no we shouldn't T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: You're like what, 16 roq? :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm staying single forever! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: hey if ur fucking aard guys i'll sign up T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) V4 or Bust Xyzzy: mind expload? Otherwise known as the really small bang? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im 24 T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Heh, you're older than me :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm almost 38 T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am over 100 years old T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my bday is coming up in 13 days....it's going to be sooo boring! YAY ME! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no problem shanon im one size fits all T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: 40..life over. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts LOL YOLO Gruagach. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Depending how much you pump it prior? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, i might have a date for my bday. probably not, but i can hope T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm trying to convince my dog but nothing is working...not even steaks or peanutbutter! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: if you to big ill force it in no problem and no extra charge T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Force him to lick it out of you too many times and he'll get tired of even peanutbutter :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: if it dont find, dont force it T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: just relax and let it slide T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: dont you remember the song??? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: before my time gruagach T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: everyone is so mean to me :( T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to have a complex and it's all your fault! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) V4 or Bust Xyzzy . o O ( Herpes complex? ) T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: look at me, just look at me! I'm pouting and everything now :( T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i just want first date sex why does that make me mean? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: You know what they say, don't you? Unsolicited anger/meanness is the sincerest for of FUCKYOU T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: beautiful green eyes are shedding tears and my perfectly adorable lips are all pouty now T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: BAWWWWWWWWW T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hey, i'm good at this internet lying stuff! I should do it more often! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: do those adorable lips suck cock? T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not yours T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're making me all aroused shanon! good job! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck you are mean to me why goddammit why!!!! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you started it T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zibbty: o.o T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now shush so i can leave T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: and i didnt even mind the age or the being a slut stuff i was nice T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: text me if anything important happens :D T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or if you just miss me and want to text me while i'm driving causing me to wreck and kill myself T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: shanon have my child too!!!! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no fucking way! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they'd be mean just like you! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: then give me a peepy touch:( T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Touch it yourself, you're used to that anyways. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: get a fleshlight T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or a flashlight and take out the batteries! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: 2 pegs below sex, it is nice T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: go take a bath cheesedick T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i have a motor on mine T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: i put it on and i'm hands free baby T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: go take a bath lol random comeback T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: It's only cheesy from all the tail I get that you wish you had ;P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so you fuck animals and think im also that kinky? i dont want tail T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i like my man wild T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wasn't i leaving or something?! T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: shanon whats your number i want to text you T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: only the cool kids get my number T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon winks at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger winks at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: cool kids and Cheez that is T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Cool's overrated as long as I'm included :P T3/r7/2013-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: shanon can i atleast get a wink too dont be an old fart bag T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: all good dude? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: the curse channel really was genius man. I ean it. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why was it genius, good siR? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Becaue you can let off all your swears to let off frustration and go back to speaking on other channels or with other people and be ok. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wish typing fuck 9 times made me happy T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i prefer to curse out the stupid bitch that pissed me off at work, calling her a diseased-ridden monkey slut and the next time she fucked with me i'd like the goddamn fuse on her tampon T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: I wish counting and announcing lists of swear words gave me any kind of sense of accomplishment. lol so we are even. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: but it didn't give me a sense of accomplishment. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: light, not like :P motherfucking autocorrect T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Then you are truely lost my friend. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I suppose, but I'm feeling mighty fine for a lost lady. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: I just had a big argument with a woman whom we just fundimentally disagreed on everything. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: was it about spelling? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what kind of things did you disagree with? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Humbler: that is a big ouch. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Zarton: Humbler: Brainfreezeo: Hi T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: I saw a situation as a growing experience, she saw it as me being a pussy. I saw an action as hurting and sad, she saw it as me having issues. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: thats unfortunate. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud at Zarton. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ah, well. Can't make everyone get along. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: sure you can. thats what guns are for T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmm, guns T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: get along or i'll take a toe T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: This might only be a rumour though, but I heard, that people who have a gun pointed at them, might actually say and promise things they don't actually mean. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: dont push me motherfucker, i dont play when im trying to reach a peaceful agreement. do what i say or else T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no way! that means everyone with a gun pointed at them becomes a liar?! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Wow you must be fun at parties. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmm parties T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: well the kids all scream and run around. i dont know why they find me so exciting T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh dear lol T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: best clown ever T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the parents dont take kindly to me shooting the pet as an example T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: so i quit clown school, internship flopped and i figured i didnt have the talent to be a clowe T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: clown* T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: anywho, enough about my adventures. what have you silly bastards been up to? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: work sleep eat aard shop T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i didnt even aard this week T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ran 15 miles last sunday like a dumbass T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: why is that like a dumbass T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and i couldnt move wednesday T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: because i normally run 5, not 15. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Well, give yourself a pat on the back and make yourself a victory bagel T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i was too cocky. i ran with people training for an actual race. paced myself like a fool, and felt like i was dying for half the run T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: oh i finished dead last T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: At least you finished, eh? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no way i could tell them i hurt a tendon in my groin running T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: I could have answered why kids run away from you at parties but there are some things even the curse channel isn't ready for. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That was a hugely delayed response, Zarton... just saying. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: technical difficulties. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Technical difficulties.... not mmmm T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: and I had to pee. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: 1. i am not that ugly zarton 2. my balloon animals are top fucking notch T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: I am sure your cleverly twisted condom copies of various buildings in america are impressive. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i can make a worm, a snake, a monkey tail, a stick, a short stick, a long stick, a bendy stick T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: yea but what can you do with baloons?? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: to name a few T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i used up all my condoms on non-frivolous things. i use balloons for balloon animals, you sicko T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: condoms i save for keeping my change T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have only had sex with Daffy Duck T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: the teller at the bank is so surprised by how much change i have, they are speechless T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i wouldnt fuck a duck T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: nor a quack T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: What is the normal rate of leveling here? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: 1 level per fucks given T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: as fast as you can level T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: fuckyea! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: considering you only need 1000 to level, you should be blasting through levels T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: define normal T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: I'm fucking level 15 now modafuckas. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Mothers lock up your daughters, cos your gonna be the main course and they will be dessert. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: or 76 T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: oi that's cheating T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: stop fucking levels zarton. they didnt consent T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: they didn't say no. that's the same thing. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: a man a plan a canal panama T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: How could you see that? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: special goggles T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: yea right. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: every fiber of my belng hates every fiber of your being, zarton T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i hope you step on gum! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Aardwolf reminds me very much of how homer simpson descriped a football game. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I think you two should aardmarry T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i hope noegel farts in public and everyone knows its her T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: meh it happens T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and i hope a little pee comes too! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and *everyone* is there T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Glaine! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: oh for fuck's sake. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: My reply to that is bleh. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix farts and fills the room with a noxious brown haze that envelops everything. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: brown?!? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ewww! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: do a bio dome, sniff it and say what they were eating. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i hope you bastards all tear a back pocket off your pants and walk around with ass-less chaps. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: hey hey, lets not say things we can't take back. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i live life w no regrets. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i hope everyone points and laughs! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine points excitedly at Humbler! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Then I hope all your toilet paper is sandy, that all your girlfriends get lockjaw during blowjobs, that garbage day happens the day before you remember to empy and that every tie you get a letter you have a papercut. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Who gets letters anymore? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: me T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: my farts have been proven to peel wallpaper off the walls T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: fuckaduck. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: anal sex with a duck isn't all it's quacked up to be T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: ..... T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: ... *bitchslaps you without saying a word* T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: everytime i try it, i get accused of fowl play T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: (crickets) T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: noegel, come to recall quick when you have a moment. Daddy has something for you T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: boobs? goodberries? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: come T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im right in front of you fool T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: no pun T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thistlethane: h T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: cake T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: lol, it's now apparently a crime to curse on an airplane. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: hey hey we want some pussy XD T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc throws a feral cat at Mattyp T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ignore it if you want, but (Overlord) Onslaught actually meows at Mattyp! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: yes yours is good enough :P T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: you know what would be cool .. having random sex on aardwolf T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you don't have access to scry yet, you don't know what the rest of us may be carrying. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: ... since when do you get an std from cyber sex T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palageus: when u g wert T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: dude spelling T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Palageus: sorry on phone atm T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: one fun roll in the hay and you might come back to find your Aardwolf Willy of Steel fell off. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: mines made of indestructable titanium fuck steel T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: titanium isn't indestructable, nor is it steel T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you forget that in Aardwolf, you can meet your maker from a gust of wind. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: maybe you want 'adamantium' T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: lol or bedrock from minecraft T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: yeah, that too T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: that can never be broken i used 39 diamond pic axes and it still didnt break T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Where the fuck do doves learn how to do magic. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: doves went to magic school, duh T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmm dove T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: mmm magic T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: mmm shanon T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ewww spit it out! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel looks at Princess Shanon and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! I taste good! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nom nom nom T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Why are you eating yourself?! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nobody else will! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sexy Troll Fantomex comforts SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: a hunter is widowed and has to raise two kids on his own. one day he kills a deer and makes soup with the chunks of venison in it. the son and daughter are not used to eating dad's cooking so they are both hesitant to try. the son asks "dad, what's in the soup?" the father says "i'll give you a hint, it's what your mother used to call me" the daughter panics and yells "eww! don't it! it's asshole!" T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have cooties T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ewww asshole T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel :X T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and i ruined the fucking joke by forgetting the verb eat in don't eat it. ugh T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: afk for a bit...gonna go see what the neighbors are up to T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but first i must find my shoes... T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: go barefoot T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck it! it's summer, i'll go barefoot! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: it works! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow! great idea humbler! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: my psionic powers are manifesting in real life T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or something like that T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: holy crap, i could be a jedi T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Silence! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I Keel You! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: later taters T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: I *did* feel tingly yesterday, but i thought it was just my back being itchy... what a pessimist I was. how blind could i have been to my gift?! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i hereby found the humbler school or gifted children, fuck professor x, i do real shit that helps you in the real world. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: for fucks sake, i need to learn how to spell T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i wouldnt send my kids to that school! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: alright, the humbler school for gifted attractive, rich, single, easily manipulated, female adults T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: where are you going to find those!!! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i don't need to, they will flock to me... don't forget: jedi powers + easily manipulated = profit T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i will also accept cash donations T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: no checks or credit cards, i dont need the govt coming after me for being a rebel T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: WITH a cause may i add T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The government has too much on their hands to come after pesky rebels T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what do you mean the govt has better things to do than be afraid of my jedi powers?! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: dammit, i thought: FINALLY some respect. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: yep T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: this sucks T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: its ok T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler walks away with hands in pockets muttering "jerks!" T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: this was both the best and worst day of my life T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You have a really uneventful life, then! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: i feel so alone, being the only one of my kind able to feel and control the force T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: A blessing or a curse? Who knows! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: won't someone hug me? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hugs herself in a vain attempt to get friendship. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: ... long enough for me to take your wallet T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too bad I have 0 dollars to my name. I spent it all on cookies T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in amazement as Humbler ties Queen Bee Noegel with a satin rope. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: its okay. you've got hair. i can sell that for wigs T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm over 1550 lbs now T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: awesome! that means i can make and sell scented soaps T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol ew T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: fight club was a great movie T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: never saw it T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: wish i'd seen it in a theater instead of a big screen tv with people walking in and out of the room T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: made the action less memorable and the nudity much more traumatic T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Big screen tv with people walking in and out??? sounds like a theater to me T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: you didn't get my joke about the soap then T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: not when the big screen is 50 inches T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That would be medium screen these days T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: exactly T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: did i miss anything? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours hugs SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hey! don't hug me! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hugs SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: Jadelle is cool it would seem, that's it. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, unless you really want to :) T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so i have a very important question T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: do people just randomly call their friends, or do they text first to make sure it's ok to call? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Am I a man? Yes. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Some people just call. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm bored out of my freaking mind!! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: so i was just going to start going through my contact list and calling people T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dancing Domain: help bored T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dancing Domain looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're cute domain :) T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon grabs Dancing Domain in a head lock and NOOGIES him... ARGH!!! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dancing Domain flirts with SexyButt Shanon, hmmm wonder what he wants? *wink* T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: HEY! no flirting with me T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: unless you wanna...then i guess i can't stop ya T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dancing Domain snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dancing Domain: i've been rebuffed, i shall hang my head in shame and head back to my manor T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG OMG OMG! an imm like creature was flirting with me T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: lol looking at my own corpse is kinda freaky. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The nuked corpse of Noegel lies here glowing. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: how many laws of nature and probability would I be breaking if I fucked my own corpse. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: lol even just to think that.. eww. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: none. Nature doesn't allow it. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't die T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i also don't leave my manor rofl T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: so, basically, either you'd die trying to get into position or it's not really your corpse. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dancing Domain: that's good, always good to live T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hey, since when were imms allowed on the curse channel?! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon lives in fear of Dancing Domain. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm offended! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon says "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" to Noegel T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I've been waiting for this moment my whole MUD life! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: YAY! T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel turns on the seXXXy time tunes. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok, now i'm off to find my phone T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's ringing T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Drinking the clear drank T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: -Zaron drinking from the furry goblet- T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: lol I typod my own name. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel . o O ( ) T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel . o O ( Wow ) T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel comforts Zarton. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that takes some real balls, man T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Balls balls balls T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: noegel, you guys down in Texas ever eat grasshopper tacos? T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not that I have seen, good sir T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: we have a new tacoshop that just opened here in STL (the Central West End, if you happen to be familiar with the area), and one of their dishes uses fried grasshoppers. T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No idea what STL is... I'm assuming St. Louis T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm sure it tastes good if they sell em T3/r7/2013-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I wanna try em now :D T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: all right you fucked up people, I need disturbing movie recommendations, so out with it! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Requiem for a Dream T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: dead alive. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: eraserhead T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: human centipede T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: human centipede T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: keep going T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: damn combat lag T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: centipede human T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Human centipedes 1 and 2. Everyone reads the description, then claims to have watched it, and that 'It wasn't that bad'. Bullshit. Watch it, it's completely nuts. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: There's a 2?? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: dead alive is worse :P T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I liked it actually, second one.. I fell asleep it was so boring T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: honestly T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: I've seen HC. And Requiem for a Dream is really, really, awful. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Dead Alive is just funny T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Harperon: cannibal holocaust T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: A Serbian Film... well points if you've see nit T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: The hills have eyes remake is also rather macabre T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: bah, CH is overhyped T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: There was also that zombie sex slave one I forget the name of T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Teeth! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Oh yes. Zombie sex slave. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: are you looking for more gorey or fucked up? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Dead Girl? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: That's the one T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: dead girl yes T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: fucked up, can be gorey but doesn't have to be T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: american history x is pretty disturbing too. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: 2-675807 are shit, but Saw original was good T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught sighs. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: so far seen all of these :( T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: i saw this film about a dude locked away in a hotel room T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: People overlook it a lot, but Dollhouse has some pretty fucked up things about it T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: cant think of it off the top of my head T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: high plains drifter? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Not a movie thougj T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: hobo with a shot gun? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: though* T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Dollhouse the SHOW? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Indeed T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Vakieh.. you're fucking fired, get the fuck out T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Brainwashed prostitutes, you don't see issues there? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: wait... there's this japanese movie about a serial killer who kills people with figure skates. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Ichi the killer. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: damn I loved that one T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Vakieh, you seen Ichi the Killer? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Nope T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: go watch it and get back to us T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: ooohhh, Battle Roayal T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: yeah, seen that one too Aqiz T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: Royal* T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: damn T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: second one too? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichi_the_Killer_(film) T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I tend to not want to watch fiction horror. Been linked too much actual horror for it to have much kick. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: have you seen Shogun Assassin? not disturbing by modern standards, but pretty fucked up all the same. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: hmm.. Shogun Assassin... let me go look... I was thinking 13 Assassins before I remembered the name T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: found it! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Chechnyans cutting the throats of teenage Russian soldiers while they beg for their lives. That Mexican cartel killing everyone's seen with the chainsaw and the uncle/nephew pair. A mexican cartel hit where they cut the 2IC rival's throat in such a way as to miss the arteries until the last seconds so he stays conscious. A malaysian car accident filmed with a high speed camera as they plough through what was a racing shoot, and half of the wife goes through the windshield. Reality is totally fucked up enough without going looking for it. The kid ones are enough to make you want to die. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: Old Boy T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: snuff film collections? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: naw, that isn't disturbing T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: look up old boy T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: The Day the Clown Cried T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poooor clown T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: ah heh T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: sorry, I've seen Oldboy, it's part of the 'Vengeance Trilogy' T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: damn T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Park Chan-wook is a god T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: http://www.totalfilm.com/features/the-25-most-disturbing-movies-ever/man-bites-dog-1992 T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: curse was a very well done movie T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: yeah Vakieh... I didn't think to do a Google search or anything T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: you're fired again T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: on the off chance( and im sure im wrong) that you havent seen it, zombies house of 1000 corpses is one of my all time favs T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: yeah, I admit I don't like his stuff much though T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: not sure why T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: didn't like 1000 or rejects :( T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: gunna phone a friend for you T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: problem is I've gone on this particular search a dozen times, so any lists you can find on the net I've pretty much already picked over T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: the problem may be that you're desensitized. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: btw if anyone has a .mobi copy of "Let Go Play at the Adams'" T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I'd really like a copy :p T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well not desensitized so much as out of material T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: did you listen to dance with the devil? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: btw i'm surprised no one mentioned stuff like High Tension, Martyrs T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I have to hold a min, doing a drag T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: the imoortal tech song? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: yeah Aqiz T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: heavy song for sure T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: HMm T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3RHLh0e2AM T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Dance with the Devil Animated T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: yeah Colours sent that to me T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: fuck T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Drinking drinking drinking the night away T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aqiz: A Serbian Film, was the one I was thinking of.... T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: in the nacy T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belakor: Habbedashery! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Silence, young Belakor. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belakor P T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: current ones aren't auctionable, preexisting ones are T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: hmm, wonder why I put that here :P T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: god damn mischans T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: `} T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: no me T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm confused, as usual. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: nah T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yah T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: for serious? :/ T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Fo sho T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: damn hooligans... T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're a funny guy, Wakita T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Tell me something funny, funny guy T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: ok.. hmm.. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: why didnt the lifeguard save the drowning hippy? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmmmm T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cuz they were in Texas? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: he was too far out man :) T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what Wakita did. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TorukMakto Talia snickers softly. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel giggles. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Wakita's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Poor Wakita the Funny Guy T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita ( T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita :( T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: whats with the violence? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Here comes the CurePolice! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that's not violent T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Everyone run! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: this...is violent T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: slams both of his axes into your chest, then rips your ribcage apart sending your internal organs flying in a grotesque display of blood, gore and guts. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: thats not an emote silly billy T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wakita: lol T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: iv seen you do much better star T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix lights the fuse on your tampon. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: you can do better T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel moans in ecstasy at Forgotten Starphoenix. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: burn, baby, burn! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: but i dont have a tampon T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: wow, talk about getting banged! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud at Hanslanda. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: You're the pun master T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Hookah Bars -- were mouth herpes run free T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: where... fmt T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: fmt = fat men troll ? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: fuck my typing. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Karkaroth: heh T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: There comes a time in every man's life, where he just has to roll up his sleeves, take a deep breath, and mutter the word, "fuck". T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: i get multiple times like that T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: start out that way and life can only get better from that point. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geDCtBQeN8c T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz seems to think you have the right idea. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It gives you freedom. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuck T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: what? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: did you roll up ur sleeve? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, I'm wearing a tank top :( T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am going to go finish my fire pit of amazing T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Noegel! It's been.. days. or something. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Weeks, I believe T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Or week and days T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Or some combination thereof T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is agreeing with that Yzz person again... T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Or a whole lot of seconds. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No seconds have passed, I'm afraid :( T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maservi: so what does it mean if I need to yell out COCKS when I roll up my sleeves T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maservi: also, COCKS T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's hard to keep track of time down in the pits though T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will give you two options: 1) I will install a sweet clock from Wal-Mart in the pits or 2) You may exit the pits T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh, but if you leave the pits, you cannot have the clock. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: How sweet of a clock? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: One of the big 40 inch ones T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Does it play 70's TV show theme songs? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: a 40 inch cock? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: noegel wants a 40 inch one...damn girl you all stretched out! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Yes and Yes T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Abelinc! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel blushes. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: yah, mule! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: It's what happens when you're over 1000 pounds and your vagina is a floodgate to hell. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: that was 40 ACRES and a mule, NOT 40 inches of a mule! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: There is no vagina, only Zu'ul. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz resists the urge to make a worm joke. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Do it.... you can't say that and leave me hanging. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: But I leave everyone unfulfilled. It's what I do. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Ouch, don't be so hard on yourself! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm a channel ninja. I show up with a jab and disappear! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I've only seen you on curse, though. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm much stealthier elsewhere. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: One channel does not qualify you to be a channel ninja. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I see.... hmmmm T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Damn, that was impressive T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I told you. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: On a completely unrelated topic, whomever lives above me needs to learn how to tune a guitar. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dalcoun: Better than the guy below me trying to tune his Ducati last night. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh crap. Dalcoun lives above me? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: lol T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hey Dalcoun! Tune your fucking guitar! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dalcoun: It's not CCCCDC? That's drop D isn't it? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dalcoun: I thought that's how I am supposed to tune to play Nickleback? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: nawh your suppose to give up if your playing nickleback T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: you're** supposed** you're** nickelback** T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: fuck you spellcheck T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris ruffles Edicius's hair playfully. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: purrrrrrr T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dalcoun: hahahaha T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: That was Nickleback? Nevermind then. It's supposed to sound like crap. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have returned, lovelies. Where's my Ducati T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: with the ferrari T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: still in your imagination. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: and the unicorns T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: it was funny nickleback got booed of stage in halifax T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: i seen a pic on facebook with a bunch of dead rockers everyone said bring back kurt cobain i posted fuck that why bring back someone whos going to just kill themself again T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: it would have been a waste T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Edicius: i would have brought back chuck from the band death T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Lol... he may have instigated it, but he sure as fuck didn't pull the trigger on that shotgun. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: (White Aura) The Bee Queen orders her bees around. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz peers intently at Queen Bee Noegel. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Get back to work, hiveling. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm conflicted. So many queens.. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: That's just my double. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She told me to take the day off. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Bitch is going down, then! She's not allowed to give days off! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oooo! Bee fight! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nah, too tired for bee fights. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Tease. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nope, I would just embarrass her with my impressive stings. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: you can burry your stinger in my honeybot T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I stand by my previous comment. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what?! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Mmmmmm honeybots T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow! that neighbor just can't stop flirting with me. I am almost starting to like it! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel sticks each of those fingers on each hand up! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You mean the 17 year old? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am 12 T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: bust, bust, sandwitch, bust, bust ... oo to be 17 again T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: "he's almost 18" rofl T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and his brother...he's cute too T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: The one that knows your son from school? *ducks* T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, that one :D T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: hey! I'm that neighbor! lol T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: tag team T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I said "almost"!! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg don't say that! saturday night he and his friend were teasing me about tag teaming! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I wouldn't do it, so they left lol T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: have you ever? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I especially enjoyed the part where they bragged about lasting an hour between the two of them! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: might be your only chance.. experince life T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG i know! the "we only need an hour" and I said "it takes me an hour just to get warmed up!" T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg they kill me! too funny T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: tonight he stood behind me trying to peek down my shirt....it's a low cut take top so i'm sure he got a peek. i didn't know he was there until he accidentally touched my shoulder and i turned around lol T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: what a weirdo T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Colours: i was underneath you staring up your pant leg and you never even saw me. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't doubt it colours! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they he looked away and acted all innocent. what a dork! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then, not they lol T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: he prob told all his friends about the hot gilf T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I would rather hang out with someone closer to my age but there's nobody around my age....all older (which they flirt with me too) and younger( just the 17 3/4 yr old) T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: for his 18th b-day you should rent a hotel room and give him the number..as soon as he walks in start blowing him so hard T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they all picked on me because i have my hair in a ponytail...they asked if i liked my hair pulled while they're riding my ass T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he could probably give ME lessons!! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he gets around lol T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: he prob has a good package T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can ask him for you :) T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but if i ask, i'm 200% sure he will show me and I really don't want to find out rofl T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: UGH! my tummy is growling but i've already eaten once today T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: then eat dinner?? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i did eat dinner, that was my once :) T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: It's too quiet. I have a bright shiny TP for the best curse within the next minute. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel is too innocent to curse. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: mother fuckin bitch T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Overused, Moonpies! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: bitch fucking mother T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: thats original T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: FUCK YOU! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: The conundrum of comely cocksuckers T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Father fucker! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: you said uncle-fucka twice T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain shrugs in response to Moonpies's question. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: it wasn't a question T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: You Derick Rose pussy look a like T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: so does my 'FATHER FUCKER!' curse win the TP? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: justin bieber T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: i think uncle-fucka should win T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: uncle fucka is a social :p T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Justin Bitcher? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: No, because that's a social T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: a goodie though! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I think that fucknugget was just toying with us T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro is agreeing with that (Overlord) Onslaught person again... T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Oh, shit.. you mean I actually have to make good on this? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: is johna here T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel waves a large bright red sign reading "NO !!" T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well no.. there isn't a mechanism by which we can force you to T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: we can just call you names like fucknugget! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have a mechanism and its called my fist! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: it's the spirit of the thing though T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Says the innocent one. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: and yeah, fucknugget T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: that one is mine btw T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies makes a sign that says "I'm so angry I made a sign T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Interesting. If you typo rt ravi as rt rami, you go to terramire. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Just a little psa for you all T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: interesting T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: it completion matches anywhere in the string, not just the beginning T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have learned something new. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: i like to rt ngn for long night T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: who fucking cares! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies makes a sign that says "I'm so angry I made a sign" T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: what is this q+a!? T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: The courier gives you a Trivia Point Token, sent by Yzz. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: woohoo! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: done and done, thanks for playing the Yzz game, and shit T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: all you fucknuggets can suck it T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Been there done it T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain looks to (Overlord) Onslaught and raises his hand like a makeshift gun, mumbling what sounds like "Bang..." T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: that TP token was up his ass for 3 days covered in pusfilled feces...you can suck it Onslaught. i prefer something less dirty :P T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: a tp is a tp is a tp T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmmmm pusfilled feces T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I don't worry about where it came from T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies watches as onslaught falls with a hole in his chest T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Moonpies's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'll have you know there's no pus in my feces. Mass amounts of blood, maybe. But no pus. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel pulls out a bouquet of beautiful flowers and hands them to Starphoenix. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: aw man where'd my head go T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix pulls out a gun and blows Queen Bee Noegel's fucking head off. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jokes on you! I'm an amoeba and absorbed your bullet. T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain pulls out a shotgun and blows the brains out of the zombified Forgotten Starphoenix! T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the bullets i use are 4th dimensional. you cannot absorb it as it attacked you in multiple timelines T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: goodnight assholes T3/r7/2013-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aandolek: my damn tower shield evaporated when I tried to enchant it T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: that's what you get, don't throw a fit T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: onslaught evaporated his penis when he tried to enchant it...but for 15TP he bought a new one T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: heh... right.. like I even need a penis anymore T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro tells (Overlord) Onslaught 'Teehee! You have no penis!!!' (Overlord) Onslaught doesn't seem terribly insulted. T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister lips move in slow motion as he says "F-A-G" T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: hahahaha T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glako: showing the room and not the area for campaigns is freaken evil T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tapid: FUCK MY LIFE T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: sounds like a fun convo T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: c T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: oops T3/r7/2013-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: unt T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: fuck T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: indeed T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: grrrrrrr..... T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: spent like 15 minutes killing a mob trying to finish quest in no recall area, ran out of potions, used trivia heal potion, killed mob, then reloaded and I couldn't flee T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: umm....anyone wanna help with cr? T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Salamander Samalander: shitty deal T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: doh! T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maservi: why isn't cunt punch a useable skill T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: how would it work? T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maservi: I would imagine cunts would get punched. Repeatedly? T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: which stats would it utilize? lack of intelligence? asshatery? T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Maservi: I have acquired those in spades, I think they'd work along with general urges towards violence and aggravation T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Relish!!! T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Humbler: good night you lovable scamps you! T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: night T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tingdi: uncurse T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: no! T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tingdi: oops :< T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: Fack! Trapped in a pit and dying... T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus hands Venomorph a beautiful rose. T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: what area? T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: nonuken T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: nenukon T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: not quite sure how to get past that mob without killing it T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: greate! They wont let me die! This is worse than death! +,@w T3/r7/2013-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: FACK! 0 mana, 0 move, 1 hp? T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: damn i missed santa T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: I know right? and who'd of thought he was in hell this whole time? T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: well... he's gotta find out who's naughty or nice T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: besides, you're gonna shoot somebody's eye out right T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: true... oh no! my mother must have gotten to him too! I love that movie! T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: Fuck this fire swamp! omg! its the complete bane of my existence.. at least on Aardwolf! lol T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: awe T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon hugs Dochyel. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel sobs quietly to himself because Saffron n Lemon was a jerk! T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon decided to get a baby purple sandworm for a manor mob. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: oops.. not what I expected T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: you wanted 'cry ' T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon cries on Dochyel's shoulder. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon is a v1 snewbie and knows how to social ^_^ T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro demands to see Life's manager! Life musta given him lemons again. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon gives bigbro aids. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: what is v1? T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: uh. it's this thing that happened after aardvark, but before v2 T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Smashley: lol T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: !?!?! T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel is confused T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: just read 'help history' T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: Lmao! reading help files is dangerous for me, cause I have to keep reading the 'suggested' help files and its a never ending reading session... but.. I will read it! T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: okay :) T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon steals your chair while you were gone T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro pulls up a chair and tells Doc to take a load off. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon looks at Tequila & Zhalt ponderingly. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon gets on one knee and proposes to Tequila & Zhalt. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: so, lemon, you've been around with probably a few alts for many years... T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh. yep. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: earlier i couldnt remember a password and out of habit i made a new account :( an imm asked me why. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: dochyel what about you? are you new? T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: yes, and no... T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: oh? who were you before? T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: it'd be great if you were uncooked noodleboy before, cause im super hungry :/ T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro whistles appreciatively. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: dochyel lol, but I picked this up a year ago and put it back down after about a month or so to take care of school and home life... T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: ah. cool. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: now that school has slowed down I have time for this! T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon: cool! T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: yea... it wasn't like ridING a bike... I kinda had to relearn a lot of stuff... but thks fire swamp... Damn this fire swamp! lol T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saffron n Lemon compresses his bandwidth, in a non sexual manner. T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ganesha: shut you fucking face unclefucker... T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: fuck partroxis T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod is agreeing with that .... Hwuaijijal person again... T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: without a condom T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: with a dildo of aard T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: and double fuck partroxis. next cp, same mob there T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: eyour luck mate T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: its not even too dangerous. just so incredibly annoying T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia passes Hwuaijijal the <^>DILDO OF AARDWOLF<^> T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: thank magust T3/r7/2013-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: hate this place sometimes and the denisens that INFEST it T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: well at least the scabs clearing up and my piss isnt hitting everything but the toliet. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: mis T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen blinks innocently. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Well now... T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: the three players who are ignoring me are little bitch cunts T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: nobody's ignoring me at the moment :( T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: ignore kojiro T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I think I've had up to a dozen at a time T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mis T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: abelinc, what if I change my char name and their ignore slot is out of date? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: it is still illegal to contact them? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: i stumped him T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: WHAT no parade social? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: maybe hes just ignoring you T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: it would probably be viewed as trying to circumvent the rules by an imm T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: well i wouldn't intend to, i don't keep track of who ignores me T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: That would be a way of circumventing the rules. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: nor should it be my burden to track who ignoers me T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Yes, it should be T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: no, it shouldn't T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: If person X ignores you, renames. They still have the ignore up - if they choose to contact you, they've removed the ignore. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: And yet, note someone who ignored you and get nuked T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: you asking the previous question indicates you want to send a note to someone you know is ignoring you T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I don't Mye, I was just wondering about the possibility T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: that's just how i think. All the crazy possibilities. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: trollibilities* T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris nods at Captain HR Vakieh. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: "the three players who are ignoring me" ... "what if i change my char name and their ignore slot is out of date?" "it is still illegal to contact them?" T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: seems pretty deliberate T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Snooky is gone. How long do you think you're going to last? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: kojiro is the grandfather of all trolls T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: he's been here before the first and he'll outlast many imo T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: oops, put my answer on imm, not gonna retpye it T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: It's simple - someone does that? Post it on personal to the imms. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: He was here before Starling? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: i think so T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Who is also gone, btw T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Not looking good for your species koji T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I follow the rules and am careful not to break them accidentally, which is also why I ask these questions. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: it's simple - don't screw around with ignore, you won't get in trouble. Simple. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: they lost their shit, I don't get worked up T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: personally i would giggle and forget about them T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: the tough part is when an IMM does something perceived to be wrong to you. i think that's what made both bitter. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Pardon me? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: on an unrelated note, if you look up the history on starling's profile on the wiki, there's some pretty funny edits there.. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: korridel pisses me off all the time.. can't stand that dude T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: i was friends with both, they both told me they felt they were punished unfairly by the IMMS. It happens. It has happened to me (being jailed 24 hours w/o being told the reason).. just learn to roll w/ it. nobody is perfect. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: If you go out of your way to be disruptive, you deserve to be nuked rules broken or not. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: thankfully we have rules and more thankfully a benevolent dictator overseeing those decisions T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Case in point: directing newbies to king bird. You deserved to be nuked for that imo. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: in first! T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Right now, we do not punish anyone without any reason, nor without telling them it. We explicitly state what the problem is. I, and the rest of the team, don't feel any good feelings about jailing people, or punishing them. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: korridel, maybe the imms have a different definition of "problem" that muddies the waters? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel jails Mye. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: silence! T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Oh that's right. I'm a powerhungry dictator. Sorry. I'm going to jail everyone who talks on this channel. Thanks for your understanding :) T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wonders if emotes count. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I've never seen an imm jail. Are there cookies? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: there's gotta be cookies if it's a former daoine's jail T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redryn: imo we need a wider range of punishments than jail/freeze or nuke T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: yea korridel, I think you're swell and I mean that. I'm a fan of the IMMS 96% of the time :) T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Korridel's jail is awesome. Plenty of whips and chains and... wait... no, that's the bedroom. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Kojiro - I'll tell you right now - we don't discuss how we deal with other players in any matters. So you'll always get a distorted tale from those who are on the other end. As simple as that. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: besdies i was nuked long before starling and snooky. and it was because i lost my shit. i recognize it. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I got punished and it was totally not my fault and I was innocent and and and... yeah, heard that one before. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Santher did the woe is me cry the best, I think. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I was nuked and then restored actually. So there's an example of IMMS not perfect. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: then nuked shorlty after to prove no good deed goes unpunished. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: calling the imms not perfect? is that a nukable offense? they are dictators after all T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlapDummy Korridel: Wait, we're supposed to be perfect? Fuck. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: So you were nuked, then someone granted you leniency, then you blew it? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: yea T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: nuked by lasher, and maerchyng intervened T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I have a hard time anyone reverted a Lasher decision without clearing it with him first. Post-Valkur, anyways. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: as i recall, nued for a pfile full of misdemeanors, so it does add up. which is why I'm on better behaviour. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: lasher did the restore of course T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: at the time, maerchyng had an office in midgaard and he was like the ombudsman T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: I used to be a to helper. Thinking about re-applying. But I'm a little rusty. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: top T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am not a top helper :( T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Not Guilty Kojiro: is vaggot a word? T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Three sluts are in a bar. One says "my vag's so big, I can fit a whole fist in" T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: The second says "so what? I can fit two!" T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: The third just smiles, and slides slowly down the barstool. T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: mmm T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: http://i.imgur.com/aOxCSva.jpg T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol damn girl T3/r7/2013-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Misok: dayum... nice advertisement T3/r7/2013-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: you're more butch then any woman I know T3/r7/2013-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: oops T3/r7/2013-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MagusTiberia: i know you are T3/r7/2013-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: dont watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t42kz5APgo8&feature=player_embedded T3/r7/2013-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: FUCK T3/r7/2013-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: fuck fuck T3/r7/2013-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: basketball T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught waves his hands about in grand gestures as he casts, "SUMMON DOUBLE!" T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Fuck T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Banned again. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: The owners of laundry mats have real issued. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: So I do my laundry in a rob while having a beer. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: robe even T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: laugh my f?cking ass off. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's only impressive if other people you don't live with are seeing you do it. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: it's other people. He said laundry mat. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Yea.. laundry mat. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: the owner came in and was like, sir you cant do your laundry in a robe. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: lmfao. . T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: i like phank. . I'm your new 'Phan' . . (fan) T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: you should have taken your robe off T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: a lady that was there apparently knows the owner and she was upset because I had a robe on. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Just another friendly reminder on why Virginia sucks as a state. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: maybe she prefers you naked? T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I showed dat dumb bitch when I did open my robe and showed I had shorts and a t-shirt on. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: It was a little cold outside and I wanted to wash my coat. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I called her dumb bitch on my way out. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: lol! T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I am sure that is what got me actually banned T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Of course I am not so worried. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: He can't watch the place all the time. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: lol and here i thought s.a has issues. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I might be a vindictive guy tho. I feel one of those washing machines might have issues with a bottle of die later. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I'm kidding about the die. I wouldn't do that T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: dye* T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Yea I wouldn't put that in the washer either. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: for some reason you sounded like achmet in my mind. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: I resent that, I do not sound like a poodle. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: fook T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Wait .. isn't that a dead skeleton T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: yes the skeleton terrorist. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Oh yea. I like him. I don't sound like him though. I sound more like a cross between beelvedeer, Sarah Palin, and George Carlin. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Stupid white aura mobs. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: No idea what it means but I do love killing me them. T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: Auraist! T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: ?? T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: Don't you hit on me. I don't know if your a woman T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Phanku: >.< now I ended up in a death trap or something T3/r7/2013-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlipStream: well itll be quite i fuckin time till i get back on here might as well do a quest T3/r7/2013-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ganesha: motherlover , lets fuck each other mothers :D T3/r7/2013-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: The auc channels is the real shits today T3/r7/2013-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: sometimes I wish I didn't have a job where people give me beer.... T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: what the Fuck!? T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: why is this fireswamp so grr!! T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: curses T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: facking dead quiet:[ T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: hello cursers -waves- T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rdrm: why so quiet? T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: cause I don't fucking feel like talking T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rdrm: that's more like it T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I'm busy. T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rdrm: I've e T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rdrm: I've expected more adventure from the curse channel T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: where all the fuckers at T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Epselon: right here bitch T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dodsangel peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Meekrob. T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: watz up T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dodsangel: the motherfucking sky T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: hey all T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Epselon: sup T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: wtv nd u bru T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: fuckvyeah gangnam :p T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: you getting some stanky on you hangdown? T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Epselon: nah bro laming on my bed T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: who want to duel me fuckers T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Balancer: test T3/r7/2013-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) JunkInThe Torunkes: heres a good one for a monday: Management Skills, try and use that in a sentence and not laugh. T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Vanellope: i hate shaving... i've blown out razors on my hair T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Vanellope: my hair is too thick and scraggly , i need a better razor :( T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: MONKEY TITS T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: vagina cakes T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: exactly T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: fucknuggets! T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: ANUS T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: MASSIVE FUCKING ANAL CUNT SHITTERS T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: anus cheese T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: ILL FUKING SMASH YOU T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: you can try T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: are you very strong? lol T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: level 1, is it a remort. FLAMEDICK T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: well sorta for lvl 1 im q sitting T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: FARTS T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: BUM YOURSELF DEAD T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliadeath: pissbum T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliadeath: i am into watersporst is that weird ? T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: BUMS T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Epselon: no Ass T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: TOMMYSTEEL U CUNT CAN U HEAR THIS? T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: yes T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliadeath: hello tommy T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliadeath: how are you T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: FUCK YES. CURSE IS THE FUCKING BEST T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: i see it T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: CUNT FLAP BASTARD T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Feral Pup Snowolf: flap? T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliadeath: are you that FUCKING SHIT CUNT PISS GLOBE JOBBY EARNING WEE-WEE MAGNET ? T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: jeez chiba calm down babe T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: this is some underground shit T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliadeath: this is the ORIGINATOR T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juliadeath: well, one of the originals T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: smelly slime bag T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: VAGINA CAKES!!!!(: T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: wtf T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: thanks chiba T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: chiba T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: aye whats up tommy T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: you can write "tell chiba" to talk to me directly T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: cool cheers chiba T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: what the hell T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: mother fuckers T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: little dirty cock sucking bastards T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: felt good to get that out T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: i <3 pussy T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: I <3 pussy T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: dirty little bitches T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: come out of your hidey hole you punk fuckers T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: haha T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: imagining what ptsd would feel like T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson comforts a vixen fox. T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: its all in my head T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Medieval Jameson: its all in my head! (he says rocking back and forth) T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus is frisking himself!?!?! Must be looking for his penis again... T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: B U M H O L E S T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: FLICK KNIFE COCK T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mattyp: chiba you got whatsapp? T3/r7/2013-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: aww, man! The Jolie twins have gone down into the history books. :( T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man, my net is pretty slow T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: daloran, lets move to curse for your furry topic T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh that reminds me... how would you curse a cat T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i mean an actual pre-moogoogaipan cat. not a hairy vagina or a dosneys mighty ducks type flying v T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or can you only curse things with souls, like people and corpses and human embryos T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarton: Dying in aardwolf is starting to piss me off. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck i missed trivia while in another window. and nobody is more trivial T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no lag here bro T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. so many fucking fat chicks on craigslist and pof. and all the chicks on anastasia and alt.com seem insincere. fucking adipose-ness T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe ill see if theres a vampire based friend finder T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: ive been looking at all those fir a while now and always cime up with nothing... T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Vampiredude, you seem to have gone somewhere else to troll while Snooky was here. Then you came back... after Snooky got nuked. Are you Snooky? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vaki, no of my many alts such as vampiredude, lemon, the older citialin, and so on, there is no snooky T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: snooky already got nuked today lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: namo, so whats a better place to meet a cute chic then T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: im not sure... all the sites are overrun by dudes now. but try meetme.com T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: its worked twice for me lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: they got an android app for it too if that helps T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn k thanks. overrun by dudes eh. any ideas for offline? im tired of strippers even as much fun as they are, T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: find a like a rave or a dance club. those are pretty fun T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn most the chicks at the dance club are under 21. not many raves in oklahoma T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: also, fyi, if you ever let a stripper take you home, use a rubber T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: true point. but there are clubs that are only 21+ well there are in chicago anyways T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lmfao always! especially if shes a stripper T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: might have to double wrap that T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: jk i hear thats not a good idea either T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: know if theres any porn based on those std qtips? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: std qtips? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug, it was a fun two hours T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: Don't stick your thumb in dirty pies. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yes, the qtips they put into the penis to check for stds T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh! when they punch ur boar. nah never even wanted to think about that lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: maybe xnxx.com? thats my only pornsite T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: they have just about everything T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: might make some decent sm porn from those . maybe some nurses get a guy hard , but then start getting all medical with qtips, and so on T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: www.ampland.com T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: imagine it with a dentist dropping one of those superhot metal wires into it, while fully extended. the ones they use for root canals T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: oh god. maybe with some laughing gas too T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, with millicaine T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: that like novacaine? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: novacaine to the dick... i wonder what would happen T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no silly, not to the dick. to the iv T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its like a synthetic analogue to cocaine T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nahman: Be it known that Lasher, for all his vaunted power, is ultimately deprived of the same: That while he may be, to Aardwolf, the Alpha, he is not the Omega: For the Omega is in the hands of others, and shall be forever beyond his grasp: And that is as it should be. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nahma stop spamming pls T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nahman: BE FREE HIVEMIND! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nahman: SNOOKY DEMANDS IT! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Shush Snookums :-P T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I *LOVE* that you have no other life but here, btw T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jhav: All cover for impending explosion... T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Gives me the warm fuzzies all over T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: why are u so polite in the curse channel T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: why not? o.O T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: why the fuck not T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: correction T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Yay Penthe with the bullseye :-) T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Like Whack-a-Mole T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: nuked again? lmao T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Twice T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or stab a mole with a qtip T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: heh T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: actually three times today T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: so now that I dont have the newbie channel,I get to listen to some shit I have no clue about. nice T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so the other day... a local professer wears a vest, tie, shirt, nice slacks, and leather shoes to a mtg ptq. he forgets to zip his fly T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Failboat, you have graduated to Gossip and Question channels now. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: failboat... sign up to be a helper and you get newbie back T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: They'll still answer noob questions. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude is dancing with Failboat screaming something about those wonderful [Helpers]! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: thanks T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: i love that what the fuck song. What's it's name? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: loca people? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the one where they strut? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: tge one thats like 'i saw people partying and ibthought to myself what the fuck' that one? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: where she says, "and i thought to myself, what the fuck. . All day, da loca, all night da loca, what the fuck." lmfao T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: yes that one! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: brb i have it lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. not the ... they know what is what. they dont know what is what. they just strut. what the fuck T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: loca people by sak noel T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: neuw way vamp. Not that one. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: ty. =happy face, ready to search and download= T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder if the qtip could be dipped in vodka or vinegar or something first for different sensations T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mirelif: LET IT BE KNOWN THAT LASHER IS A MERE HUMAN, NOT AN IMMORTAL, AND IS SUBJECT TO THE SAME DISEASES, MISADVENTURES, AND ULTIMATE DEATH to which all humans are subject - NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES. He occupies a physical place in this universe, and as it is with all physical places, HE IS SUBJECT TO DESTRUCTION UPON THE DECISION OF ANY WHO CHOOSES TO MAKE SUCH DECISION. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: la hente esta muy loca (something like that) wtf T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: BLASPHEMER!!! HERETIC!!! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe they should just siteban that fellow T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: okay, Mirelif, it's time for your meds now... T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Was just Snooky again, air. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: Free Truman T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fiji truman T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: His name was "File Rim" spelled backwards. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: like, i have no idea who lasher is . . . =holds nose= T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Namolloh: hes god T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: lol why? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: You ever been lashed, Hundino? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hundino, hes the guy that runs the place. hes like six foot four and full of muscles T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw hundino, are you malseka? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: lashed? Here? Me? How? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: He once got hit by a car, but the car just broke. But then he stopped what he was doing and fixed the guy's car right there in the street. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: wtf? I'm scottish and german descendant, relocated to s.a before birth? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: lol! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: malseka. means not dry in a language where hundino means little hound T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: . . Well. . . . . I won't correct you. Just now i get pimped. The actual translation of my name is also german, also a sub root of spanish or latin. Either way comes down to a female dog. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: however, in german it's just hundin. . But i didn't want it too obvious since many speak the lingo. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: so i took the sub root lingo. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: because people don't respond kindly to "bitch" T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: it's like everyone just switched off their curse channel and i'm here explaining things to myself. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I don't wanna hunker and hearken about some tiddly winker's mammy used to wrinkle his jim-jams! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: evidently not talking to or about me. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Boy is you or what's your angle, son? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: are you quoting something? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Son you plan to speak plain today, or why shout me back down here wherefor nothing you've got to say? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: =giggles= T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: that sounds country barn yard to me. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Hello! Alright my nephew? Are we agog again? Still in bed my little daffodil? Let's hear your piece or you can go out yourself! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: shakespeare? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Oh, do you two know each other? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: ? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam stares blankly at Rillith. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: i'm also confused by this person. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: It's like I'm speaking a different language here. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: yes you are! Lmfao T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam goes back to his campaigns, muttering about "kids today." T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: were you or weren't you just quoting something? Because if you were talking to me atleast address the gender correctly. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: ive only seen the word 'agog' in my literature class lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: I'M FEMALE! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Alright my son, no use going two ways when we've got one ahead and one behind. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen comforts Hundino. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: i don't even know what agog means. When one says agog in south africa, it's normally to a todler still learning to speak, when one tries to warn and notify of the danger in the insect he's about to touch. Lmfao T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Yeah, they never believe us hon, don't try and convince them T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Very eager or curious to hear or see something: "I'm all agog to see London". T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Like Brian Eno's kids? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: how many T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: oh he really thinks i'm male. Lmfao! Okay then. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: None they cry in the dark T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: lol idk T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: it's rather disheartening to see the number of people with such small vocabularies these days, Atoam :( T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: one to break the bulb, and the rest to slit their wrists with them. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I know...I don't even think this is all of them! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: also a correct answer T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brujah: what is vocabulaties? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: a misspell T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a vocabulary is the title of the guy you give money to to have him drive you around town. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Next thing you know these kids won't even know what a Food Libraries is. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I took a vocabulary to the constabulary? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: that's where bulimics go to eat, isn't it? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: perhaps the narrow minded should work on elongated attention spans in order to realise not everyone is born and bred english. I speak 7 languages. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen nods at Hundino. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: We South Africans are kind of forced to, aren't we. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Let's not have a four-syllable word contest, please. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Otherwise we won't understand half of what they say on our telivisions. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Some people have bandwidth limits. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: televisions* T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith tries to scoop up tge remnants of his head since Hundino just blew his mind T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: yes we're forced to lmfao. It's even implemented in most schools to learn the different native tongues. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: thats pretty epic. i wish i had that lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: You have to know 7 languages to understand half of what's on TV? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I feel like your math is off somewhere... T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Well, of course. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I guess there's diminishing returns. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Preferable to speak eleven or more, though:P T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I speak a little pig latin. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Since even though only 11 of our languages are official, there are more than 40 spoken daily throughout the country. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: ...if my grandpa were here, he'd think that was funny. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: not to be racist or anything, but all races in south africa are starting to speak english, so i don't see why we should learn their click click tongue. . No offence, but anyway. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Haibo, Hundino:P T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: What a thing to say. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: It's weird actually, but sometimes people in rural areas prefer to learn Afrikaans over English, for some funny reason. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: That's not the case here in the US. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Most of our rednecks are only conversational in Afrikaans, at best. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: i think its gonna be mandatory in the US to learn Spanish T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: just like it's mandatory to learn English there? :P T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Pretty much mandatory already. It's on Sesame Street. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: true i HAD to take it in school T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I took like four years of Spanish in public school T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: We got through colors, the alphabet, and names of clothing. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: half my family is afrikaans . . The other half is divided into two bloodlines, scottish and german, and since german is so close to afr similar to nederlands and hollands . .I bet that's why they married into the afr instead of the pommies . . T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: two in private school T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you learned how to say el bluejeans, I bet. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Mi zapatos es muy grande! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: i learned words but never know how to put them into sentances lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: u got big shoes? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Si, y mi gato es gooooordo. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: lol somehow i understand u! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: lol Cuthbert T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: eres muy chistoso Cuthbert T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: he said his pussy's fatter than professor klump. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: I took one year in High School and know a few phrases, but that's it :( T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Donde es los servicios!? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: I'm fluent in spanish, I make a living singing in spanish.... T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: I'm Canadian, so it isn't as prominent up here. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: mimic? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: oh i read wrong. Thought you were sarcastic. Ha ha! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Haha, you sing Eres Tu, Digi? I swear, my Spanish teacher had a hard-on for that song. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: nope, not that one....dunno what that is, but there's a couple hundred songs I do sing T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Bohemian Rhapsody in a cop car, and now I Will Always Love You on a plane. Drunk/crazy people sure are getting talented. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: so if you type in spanish do they use abbreviations? like lol lmfao but the translated in spanish and abreviated? t T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: they just use the english versions. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: heh, they use the same lol and stuff T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: el lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: rofl. . T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: dame mas gasolina T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: i can't friend you back! It tells me you're not online vixxen. . T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: try again:) T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: I'm not vis, that's why. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: ^^ T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: so i'm here at the graves fishing for ghouls . . Cause since i can't find them i figured they'll come to me some time. Been trying it 5 nights in a row, opening the graves, but before i'm done or find anything the sun comes up on aard . . This is my very last mob on my cp . . Can you believe this? Lol T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cheeee: You cannot stop the revolution! T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if your sweat contained radioactive iodine, as did your urine, would you try to avoid sexual contact for a few days? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: Nope. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: ER.... Mischan. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: probably more than a few, just because it went in quick doesn't mean it's gonna come out just as fast. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao wat u talking about? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: depends on what the radioiodine was for and how much of it T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. k T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: if it was just for an iodine uptake scan, that'd be fine in 2-3 days T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: guess ill go post a cl ad and see if anyone who likes millirads wants sex. brb T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: if they were intentionally killing off your thyroid due to hyperactivity, you might wanna give it a month T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: air neither. just a single phase bone scan so i could get a appointment T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you had to get a scan just to see your doctor? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: h S T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hans, its the va. government run healthcare T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hot damn. slith hasnt been on for 785 days. thats like over two years T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: heh thats trivial T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: half my flist hasnt been on in much longer than that T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: awe. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fack T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: no kidding, how'm I suppose to get anything done around here T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wtf. liqorice and blackcurrent wth is blackcurrent T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: you mean black currant? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: try the US spelling of black currant T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah yep T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey does having an apodo really make it harder to get cursed? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tommysteel: anyone seen chiba T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: i fucking hate AP T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: love'em T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: really big bro T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: jk T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz quirks an eyebrow at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wow, curse sure is boring now! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Google believes it is 20C where I am. I don't have a thermometer, but my numb hands and feet lead me to believe Google is a fucking liar. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: everyone has to be nice to me today...it's my birthday! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and that was meant for ftalk... T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: im sick of hearing half a conversation from my other friends T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: thats why T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ok T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what the hell! what's another friend to ignore me?! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: your gonna crash the mud with all the people that ignore you. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. double T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fack T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i was about to put on underwear too damnit T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: fuck underwear .. juz grind T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: whats up T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck lag T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: kill that fukin lag T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: double and triv r over. time for underwear T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking metric system T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Metric >> Imperial. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: holy sh?t. I totally understand why there's a lost passenger on the golden beach at oasis! I can't even find it and see seven of myself into each direction. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh wth. someone i dont know is ignoring me rofl T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: elo T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh well. guess i wont grats them on their gq win T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Well, you were talking a lot earlier :P T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so were you T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Yeah, but everyone already has me on ignore. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Not really T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I don't think T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmk T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I'm annoying, but I don't think I'm annoying *persistently* enough. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, back to packing my backpack T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Leave room for the girl! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking cant find my stretchy thing to lash my mat onto my backpack with T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Good, that's one less thing to carry around. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but wont i need it? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: ...oh, uh...yeah, probably. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and wtf did my dr change my dose from 75mg to 750 mg on these methocarbamols T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking fucked up. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: atoam, should i bring a radio w/ ? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Like a two-way radio? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i have both sw radios , and a raptor T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn no 2ways... but i have some electronics p said rts T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: stupid google spellchecker. parts T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Based solely on a google image search, I'd take the raptor. It might get you laid. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Do not take random electronics parts, those have never gotten anyone laid ever. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: um laid i already get. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Well then what do you need a radio for? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Oh, unless you meant for NPR. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what about my solar chargers? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Do you plan to be in the sun a lot and need electricity? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: duck brand blue tape? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: That's a given. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, my phone, and my radio use e ll ectricity, so yeah T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: In that case no, no solar panels. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so does my printer, hmmn T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Ooh one of those multi-function office printers? I've always wanted to travel the world with a Ricoh 4345. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: u.s. canteen, iraqi canteen, windbreaker, rain cover for backpack, snowboots, jungleboots, ammo case ? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Those all sound like survival-related items. Toss 'em, you need room for booze and cake. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: everclear, pound cake, tang? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Now you're talking essentials! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: tang gets catholic priests laid. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I feel like I'm not twisted enough to get that joke. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ato, ask dagnir T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: frisbee, bug spray, dog spray, fat chick spray, water bottle? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Couldn't you just mix the sprays together so you only need one bottle? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe but it might hurt the dog then T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Wow there are a lot of ways to interpret the phrase "dog spray." T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: camp stove? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: No, that would not be a possible interpretation. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Oh, camp stove. Yeah totally...gotta eat. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: iodine tabs for water, hemp wallet full of pesos? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Are you going to Mexico? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: probably T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: You'll need the iodine. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and the pesos. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Meh, I guess. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Sweet, time for my lunch break. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmk. what about the language cds for spanish and kiswahilli T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Make a list and I'll okay it when I get back. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ooh lunch. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Mmmmm chicken. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: want some ukrainian pranike for that? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Wth is pranike? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its smilar to a pishkot shaped cookie T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude transfers Atoam into a small cookie, eat him, eat him! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: I'll take it. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atoam: Back in an hour or so! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: k, come get before i eat em all T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh fucking kay. ive got the water filtering and chems in one pocket. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: meh. so much shit to trim. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking choice rich environments T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: research shows that having more choices actually makes us LESS happy overall T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: research shows a correlation between free will and cancer T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: because once we finally decide on something we always wonder if one of the other options wasn't a better choice T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw. onslau, how many bootlaces and how many boots would ya bring? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking packing fucking sucks. if only i had a hobos stolen shopping cart T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking phone internet T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i so totally need to unlock this puppy T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: plug it in and throw it in the bathtub with you thatll unlock it T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah colori, already dropped it in a public urinal. still locked T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude hugs Coloring Colori. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: while you were sitting in the urinal? and it was plugged into the wallv T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: colori, bro, where ya been? you make me feel so tall T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sounds like you need a hug T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, i hugged a redheaded chick with d cups a few days ago T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: your babysitter? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, my babysitter was a brunette with mosquito bites T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck i miss gclan T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: App DoH. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah fucking lol. i was fingering peeps to see if i could prune my ignore list. one becane an imm so i can taje tem off i guess T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. the reverse. one xunti has me iggied and ill never know who they were :-p fun times. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: woot fucking showscry T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lol cheese the other day that cute half muslim half hispanic stripper wore fishnets and my bittons kept getting caught T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I dont' know what imagined conversation you think we've had before .. but I have no idea what you're talkin about. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: be nice to cheez, it's my birthday! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus gestures downward and SexyButt Shanon gasps in delight. SexyButt Shanon just received a Dick in a Box! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon. i thought you had me on ignore T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, not yet T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or maybe i did but was drunk and took you off T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no, before. werent you the west virginia chick i called overweight on curse a few months ago? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah but i didn't ignore you T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. okay T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't be mad at someone for being honest lol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Ignore is lame --> [16 May 14:56:25] (Curse) VampireDude**Blacklisted**: shanon. i thought you had me on ignore T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i am fat...so what?! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: try a diet:p T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so 600 years ago you woulda been adipose T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: I may be fat, but others are ugly...at least i can diet :D T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Being fat is ok, being ugly is ok ... being both means you need a bullet. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't really care if i'm fat. i'm healthy, no health problems at all. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cheese would you pack a gun as an essential item? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I'm always packing dude. I got my CNC T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and i'm cute so that cuteness outweighs the fatness. plus i have a pretty awesome personality....i'm set :D T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Boba Felt: it doesn't T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cheeze, would you trade a beat up car with bullet holes in it for a decent gun and one dollar? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ugh! it's raining again :( and on my birthday of all days! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's been beautiful all week...today, raining T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: No, because I have a nice car, already got a gun, and money isn't a concern :P T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: Well Happy Birthday and FUCK YOU THUNDER!! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, rain makes hemp grow T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: thanks :) T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cheeze no, if you had the car T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: you could always use the gun to jack someone elses car T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: True, then you asshole goes from o to ( ) when you go to jail for GTA T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: good rectal tone? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: got it. haha T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taokan: that long, thin shape is indicative of iphone smuggling T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: failboat, you got good rectal tone? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. iphone schmiphone. i just wann S.A. unlock my lg T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: always have T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: BAHAHA stupid geese T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: just had one smash into my office window T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I had to wait 15 minutes the other day for a flock of them to get out of the road :P T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: just drive over em T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anataedeiphobia? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Fear of ducks. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and geese T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: Nah they just piss me off lol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: always shitting on my lawn and hissing at me when i go out for a smoke T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: my piss still has radioisotope in it T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well the rain stopped for a few minutes...long enough for me to take the dog out T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: then while i was out there, it started pouring rain again *sigh* T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least i can say i got wet on my birthday! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon pouts. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: drink a large ammount of brandy and you will not care about the rain T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck yeah. frog toggs packed T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, i guess thats all the simple stuff. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can't wait to drink fish bowls. they sound really yummy T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking camp stove. maybe a fucking knife, handcuffs? honey to attract bears or use as a sex toy? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: haha fish bowls T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck its like eighty degrees and my armpits smell like deodarant T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I can think of worse things for them to smell like T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i dunno man. its fucking minty. now next time i eat jr mints im gonna think hairy armpots T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its also why women bleed, abelinc T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, it's vodka, malibu rum, blue curacao, sweet n sour, and pineapple juice T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nerd candy on the bottom, ice on top of that, then the drink mixture and swedish fish floating in a fish bowl T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: too much effort. i have everclear T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm pretty sure i'm not going to make it through the first one lol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not making them....yzz is T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: he's making the mixture in a gallon pitcher so all he has to do is add the candy to the bowl, ice and alcohol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: tastes better if you freeze the alcohol instead T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh and 7-up...i forgot that part T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i keep all my alcohol in the freezer T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: except blue curacoa, it actually FREEZES lol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if alcohol and water freeze at different temps, can you pull more water out that way? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. i feel so horny now. fucking tabs. brb . need to go rub myself a bit T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that's just disgusting! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: i agree T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: yah that was nasty T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: another one goes on the ignore list. number #3 T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: is it still best to grab quest weapons around level 80? It's been a while T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: yup T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: cool ill have to grab 300qp soonish then T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: at 80 and above T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have 2 weapons every 10 levels starting with level 50 (was starting at 1 but i sold them as i tiered) T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: I dont play enough to have that kind of cash or qp heh T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've been here like...14 years or something T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, 13 years T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: cool I played another mud for like 8 years only been here since mid 2012 though T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: damn that an investment shanon T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nah, i mostly chat...i should be a t9 by now lol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i quest when/if i remember, pup if i get extremely bored....but mostly just talk T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: DOH! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: cant get the eq i need... appears i have to have area quest... T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elvenkind: piss off T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is pissing in someones mouth considered watersports, or just pissing on them? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well it isn't water T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: so I don't think so T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Don't you mean in them? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: watersports T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: it depends.. did they want you to piss on them? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: every time i type someone says exactly what i was gonna say lol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wye, yes T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. if you fuck a milfs daughter, then fuck the milf before the daughter gives birth, then fuck the daughter and the gilf after she gives birth T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: could the daughter still be fucked as a milf? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashtag: is she hot? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: I'm done with this channel. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: lmfao T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i dont know, i wanted to try sex blindfolded T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: try asking that Castro dude from Ohio T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the one that hung himself in his cell? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: one with the chick in his basement? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: eh, he already offed himself?? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: well fuck T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: pussy T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh fuck i forgot to get condoms T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: eh.. I don't see anything about Castro hanging himself T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: don't worry I got a spare T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: k. maybe he needs a hand T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Don't worry, I already have AIDS T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: guards have said they're afraid he WILL T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: I'm not usually a big fan of prison rape, but if there's anyone who deserves it... T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh that reminds me. do you think that ky intense stuff works? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashtag: yeah the guards deserve it totally T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: I am really done with this channel. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: teddy, type curse with no text ta leave T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: I'm kidding. Done is used colloquialy T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: lol from where? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: oh wait no i get it T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder if female prisoners get raped by other female prisoners T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: my gf says 'omg im so done with this drama' then next week shes back to the same shit T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: There you go. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: or shes 'over it' lol T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it's impossible for a woman to rape anything T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i mean, i know theyll slit a clitoris wit h a razor blade during oral sex. but i dunno if they go for full on rape T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: not true T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: a man can be raped by a woman its just rare T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: This is true. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashtag: women could rape you with a broadsword fairly easily T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rith, not really, sometimes men are gotten drunk and raped by statute by ugly chicks T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: xena T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: a man who isn't interested in sex with a particular woman would result in a failure to penetrate. For all intents and purposes, it'd be like trying to turn on a gay guy. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and there is also rape by proxy T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hans, a micky with viagra and a benzo works on gay guys T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: rape by proxy? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: hans: bullshit T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashtag: chinese swim team chicks could rape T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: even without drugs, (1) it's easy enough to get a guy hard whether he wants to or not, and (2) who said he's penetrating her for the rape T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: id like to be raped by an asian chick... T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe we should find some masochistic hot chick with black nipple gauges to rape me and see if i still penetrate T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: well i guess its not rape if you liked it T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: the raper is more the sadist than the masochist... T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashtag: that would just be love-making T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelnc, even without drugs, easy to get a guy hard if he wants to or not, really? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: do you do fat chicks? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc well, im pretty big, so shed feel some pain T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: yes I do, then I cut them up and feed them to homeless people T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: cuz they know how to blow let me tell ya... T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: yes really...physical stimulation doesn't require intent or desire on the part of the one being stimulated T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmm k. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: im gonna have to find an ugly chick to give me some heavy petting and see if thats true T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: that's like saying it's not abusive to tickle torture...I mean, after all, you're laughing, you wouldn't be laughing if you didn't enjoy it T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashtag: not to mention consensual T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc, the adult counselor type at the local boys club said exactly that T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: abelinc, same question. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: glad debate is xrated too, but still, cross channel posts are confusing T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hashtag: everyone is gay - kurt cobain T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nietsche is dead - god T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: "and I can prove it!" Ron White T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck my pack is at 17 lbs without mat or sleeping bag or canteen T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow that fucking nose goblin drove me to tears. even on tabs T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck my balls itch T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Then scratch them and stop whining, jeez. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no. if i do that i might get stimulated T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) St Rillith: lmao T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: pour acetone on them T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: why is an oath by st loy so breakable T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: acetone aside, what about the sodium tri phosphate T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck o just knocked a trenching shovel onto a spider that startled me T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. hunger. blood sounds good right now T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn that carmela aard chicks blood looks tasty T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in mesmerized horror as VampireDude drains Carmila of all her blood. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: afk to duct tape my car T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: nutsacks don't belong in buttcracks, VD. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok back T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: God I hate areas that don't have a map on roomgardian T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: any time i have to go to a wiki page it sucks T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: why's that? Is you blind? T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: i cant figure out what goes where without being able to click and have the lines T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vexthorne: Gaardian maps are just the best T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no *I* am the best! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon looks around for someone to tease. T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: hmmmm T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Moonpies: i agree birthday person T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's true, I am the best! T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Using your bullhorn you shout "I am still awesome......... seriously." T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ask me, I'll tell you T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's my bday so i can pretend I'm the best if i wanna T3/r7/2013-05-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sticks her tongue out at you, what a DORK!! T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: wtf T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: wtf earthquake T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: don't die T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: hide under table T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: fuck looked away for a second and died T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: boobs T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: are fun T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: It's like that beatles song: I want to hold your glands T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: mamilary glands? T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: mammary glands! T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Fuck yeah, tits T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: so im about to buy my first qeust weapon when I hit 80. Is there any difference between weapon types other than the damage type IE pierce slash etc T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: Must get 17qp to buy first quest weapon T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: oh for fuck's sake, shouldn't watch the goddamn comedy tour while exping T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck yeah. can daily prayer in my sleep. terry schiavo eat your heart out T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man its so fucking quiet without smot or starling. i hope they come back T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: "Smot"? T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yeah the short guy with glasses who is more perverted than me T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and isnt in emerald T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: h e was loquacious so it wasnt so quiet. i miss him now. T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck my armpit is sweating but not the other one T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking 88 degrees inside T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: o r 23.5 cent inside on the other meter T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking -32 * 5/9 T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or 9/5 T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking math T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. a friend told me to friend someone, and i did, but they didnt friend me back. it was like fucking someone who lays there like a dead fish T3/r7/2013-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. i forgt the post office is three days a week now T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck another fat chick on okcupid. i hate not having a sort by ugliness option T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey what was the name of that ninja crossdresser on ranma one half. it wasnt ryuga T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking air conditioner iced over but its still fucking hot T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe there is a way to make my own air conditioner using supplies i have nearby T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vexthorne: Or maybe move to somewhere with a less miserable climate T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude relies on vampire soak dice for such potentoal mishaps. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vex. oh. i am already packing to move. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vexthorne: Where do you live anyhow? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking oklahoma. like four miles from drakus and within two hours of more active mudders T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vexthorne: Weird I guess I wouldn't have considered Oklahoma to be so hot this time of year :p T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well. baja oklahoma is even hotter. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: plus my car has no a.c. and needs an axle. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so im selling it to a reformed drug dealer and buying a boat ticket. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vexthorne: A boat ticket to where? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or so i hope. the guy hasnt as much spare money now T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, i was thinking to go galveston --> asia --> europe or mongolia. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: mongolia is in asia.... T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but it depends on how long it all takes to get set up. and how much itll cost to travel cargo class T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep. it was last time too T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but in the meantime i havent finished packing, or straightening out my apt to get deposit back T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and i got plenty of excess parts and chems to dispose of or use. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and its a fucking sauna that smells like rump in here T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: got everything out of one room, emptied the cupboards and closets. but i gotta eat through the fridge still man its fucking hard to pack T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: holy fuck im outa coffee.... *cry* T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ferun i have two tins of coffee left. i cant drink anymore without going crazy T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: i have coffee.. the pot is empty T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh shit. i have two teapots to dispose of, plus the one im packing T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: what i really need is a Gram of weed. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. if only i were like that bones guy on the remake of star trek who only had one small medical bag to carry T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: and 3 more levels. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ferun, do you know any one that would clean my carpets in exchange for random pointy, shiny, or flowery objects? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i got shit like ornamental tea pots, rubicks cubes, kbar knives, gbc games , pokemon and yugioh cards T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and acetone T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: are you being serious? or just stupid? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you may eat those words. ill post on cl. maybe some meth addict will do it T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: do you have meth laying around as well? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no. but i have acetone T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: ........... T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it has fumes. maybe they get a parts cleaner buzz T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh hell yea gh. i found my calculator T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyone ever brought a black light with them to look for semen on hotel sheets, tv screens, etc? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: You can't identify semen specifically with a black light. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but it shows up right? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Sure, as does tomato sauce, spit, blood or any other organic matter. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn k T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so skip pacing the black light o guess T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you feel a need to use a black light, opt for a better hotel. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what about packing the tent T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Probably a nice way to get ass raped in some parts of the world. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Smokers that throw their butts and empty packs on the ground should be shot, imho. T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck donuts sound good now T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: donuts, and then some sex, and then a nice warm bath with bubbles and a toy boat. if only T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe if i had donuts and a toy boat and a girl thin enough to fit in tub with, i could consolidate the goals T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking music festivals in fucking chilicothe T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck my caveat is empty T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: u like to full and filled ? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah. i was misreading emptor T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. i just realized top gun's dialogue about having good tone could be anal sex related T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. dune came out almost sixty years ago T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the book or the movie? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the book. the movie sucked spider monkey nuts T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: did you know that for women, sex is like beer goggles? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey if a stripper has a tattoo and se said its a trichetra, how do i spell trichetra properly? T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: tiquetra T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: triquetra* T3/r7/2013-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok thanks air T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow i put on 23 lbs since that scan. and ive only eaten ramen, crackers , water , soda, coffee, one egg, chips, and a fortune cookie. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder if its water weight T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: To avoid putting on weight, try eating food instead of junk. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well. i guess its safe to get a lil exercse now that im at 193 lbs T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr i normally eat around 5k calories a day and cant keep it on T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but ive been keeping to myself while the half life of that radio stuff wore off T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: apparently lethargy helps weight gain T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but i didnt consume 23 lbs of food since then T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: I would hope lethargy helps weight gain. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you gained X without putting X into your body, then your measurements are wrong. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: unless its from water, air, or radiodecay T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: My statement still stands. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: air doesn't change weight, radiodecay doesn't add to it...water is part of what you've consumed T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the scale works. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Or through output of energy. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: just tried my kettleball on it T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: teddie, you mean input? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Oh sorry, I mean x is lost through output of energy. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like of my body were to cellularly respirate sugar into H2O and energy? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: a k T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If you drink water, you gain weight. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, i drank 2 gallons of water. plus the coffee and soda T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: 2 gallons? If you are that thirsty, something may be seriously wrong with you. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Wait, what scale are we talking here? Daily? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i forget the exact weight of water at sea level, but isnt it like 2 lbs per quart? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, the water weighs over 16 pounds alone... T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Water weighs one kg per liter. Approximately. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: the downward force in a tube or pipe is 2.2 lbs per foot T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: teddie over the last couple of days. ranrr the tech said to drink lots of water to excrete the radio stuff faster after the test T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: I used to work on watertowers.... T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: k. so 2.2lbs per litre and 4 quarts in a gallon T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Wait, how did you get this "radio stuff"? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: not positive, but sounds reasonable T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If only there was some set of units you could use based on 10s, so you could do simple math... :P T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: teddie, nuclear medicine tech took it out of a lead cannister , injected it, had me come back in two hours and started scanning me T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr the gallon jug of water is measured in gallons. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Yikes! I would agree with with Rannrr then. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: So you are comparing your home scale with the scale at some medical facility? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: digitalis, i always thought itd be fun to have a water tower. did you get to mess with submergences too, or just drop? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Don't. Your home scale is wrong. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rannr my home scale reads the kettleballs just fine T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: So? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: I worked with transducers that send the depth to a control station to tell the pumps when to turn on and off T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and its the same scale i had that morning T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cool T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Ok. Then you should go back to the doctor and check. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: check what. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: my scale is from target. not a hospital T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Eh... why you are gaining weight. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: If I may ask, why did you get injected with this? A medical experiment? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug. its not like its permanent yet T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: teddie nah. a scan T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: teddie: it's just a dye marker, pretty normal T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Makes sense. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyhow, ill drink more water and see if i gain even more T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: next stop. gilbert grape size! also w/ water tower in that movie T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Oh, you were probably fasted before the test, and after you hav stuffed yourself with junk food. That could explain it. Junk food with lots of cabrbs and salt holds a lot of water. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rannr nah i had three poptarts and a granola bar before the test. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well three packs T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: the dye they inject into you is minimal radioactivity...a few servings of high-iodine food and enough water will flush it out of your system in a few days T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: star ah. good to know. they told me water and dont share cups with people T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: eill get some french fries tomorrow. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: i've had lots of experience with radiation therapy in the last 15 months T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cool. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what kind of dye did you get? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: not cool fucktard, and you don't gain weight from contrast dye either. that's just you sitting on your ass eating junk food T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: star or the water. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: star, uh, im not so sure this was a contrast. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but whatever. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: marker dye and contrast dye are similar...marker dye uses low level radiation is the only difference...both do the same thing for imaging scans T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: also: i eat more junk food normally than i have the past few days T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: just different types of scans involved T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: You're that concerned about getting it out of you that you drank that much water and such, but you didn't clear up WTF it was in the first place? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ?harn just some technium, low energy gamma thingy T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: technium or technetium T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i forget now T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: If that was a low junk diet, you need to do some changes if you want to live beyond 40. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: The only food I saw on that list was an egg..... T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ranrr like what? vegetarianism? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: No. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Just real food. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well hormone dosed beef and hormone dosed milk isnt so very real T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Correct. So don't buy that then. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how bout monsanto apples T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i have mushroom stock, chicken flavored bouillion, egg noodles T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Almost anything that is non processed is real food. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i have some tang. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i have rye bread, unbleached... but its processed into bread T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I'll make it simple: If it was around 100 years ago, it's probably food. It not, it's not. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: besides, my life insurance premium gets way cheaper if i die before age 50 T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well bread ,and i cc e creme, and edam cheese, and genetically altered corn crops were all around back then, so i guess ill be ok T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Ranrr...rhus arnica tincture was around several hundred years ago, but i wouldn't drink it :P T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmm barqs rootbeer was around back then too, cool T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: Ok, make it 1000 years then. Personally, I'd say 100000 years, but that is too much of a leap for most people. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so its like when faust had to run naked in a field coated in his own feces, to stay immortal? in goethes faust? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: as of the 2012 testing season, according to the CDC 58% of public pools were shitted in by swimmers. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: To be honest, I would expect it to be higher than that. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Shitted in, or contained fecal material? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Because dirty asses contribute too :P T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: probably contained fecal material as someone didn't wipe well T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: or didn't wash their hands before getting back in the pool T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: both. They didn't break it down further beyond a mention that we have an average of 0.14 grams of shit left on our buttholes after wiping up. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: with the amount of patrons at a given pool, I suppose we could fill it up at least once each year. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: new book on baby-making called the Kinda Sutra http://www.livescience.com/29505-the-kinda-sutra-abridged.html T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyone know if theres a reason to use baby oil instead of vaseline on adult skin? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking pet co got past the spam filter. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking pizza hut ivr T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: welcome to indian we can taking your order pls T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: namaskar sri gruagach. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: english only on public channels :P T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LOL YOLO Gruagach: pwnt T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking late pizza T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking fabulous et lupus et fabulus style pizza guy just called when i sent that T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow payback is fucking with my head. so val and porter were a team, but so was porter than the whore chick T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: apart from 4chan, and pof, and okcupid, and craigslist, wheres a good place to meet overeweight stoned chicks from ohio? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Denny's at 2AM? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Someone will say a potato farm, you know that, rightÉ T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: k. im tired of overwight stoned chicks from ohio. so ill try to boycott potato farms and dennys T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: I thought it was taco bell that was where all the stoners went for late-night food, or white castle T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Now hold on a moment. If youère tired of them, then you must buy lots of potato chips and Dennyès food. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: .. maybe i can hide at jenny craig or a yogurt shop T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: nah, he's lookin for luuuurrrve, but he only wants super-hot girls who are as shallow as he seems to be :p T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: If you dont buy their products, then they will go out of business and be other places. Paradoxes are fun. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: air or chicks with implanted fangs. or altars in their bedrooms. or with cute accents. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: so they sound cute when they tell you "sod off, you're not getting anywhere near close enough to find out what's on my altar!", lick their fangs, and walk away? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: horoscopally i dunno what kind of girl to get. a pisces or scoprio might befun. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: scorpios can be fun in bed, so are virgos and geminis T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Nobody? Nobody's going for the pisces/dead fish joke? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: too easy, Tharnin T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tharnin: Nod. Fair enough. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: why geminis or virgos. last std i got was from a scorpio. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: earthy virgos, that split tendency on geminis T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmm explain T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: and most scorpios are more careful than that, but then again, I question everyone's history and practices T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: every virgo I've ever known, male or female, has loved sex T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well she claimed i was the forth person shed ever had sex with. and claimed to be std free. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i had a pack of trojans in a little blue hanging box from cvs, within a few feet. darnit T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: geminis can run hot and cold, but they've got this duality where they're a lady in the streets and behind closed doors will do almost anything T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but eh, well, if she didnt know she had anything, its an honest mistake. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: those fucking qtips though. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: this is why, even if they sound all right, you use protection. Duh! Learn your lesson this time? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: if not, you'll learn it when you come down with another one, or when she turns up pregnant T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: air, well, some people told me youd normally not get a condom to last the whole two hours anyways T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. she said she was infertile. and slept with two more guys over the next week T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: I've had condoms make it 4 hours+, but you have to be careful so that she doesn't get dry. T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: friction and over-stretching them is what makes them fragile, not wear T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: she sure was cute though.. if they could test and c ui re stds without jabbing qtip into penis... wouldve been worth it T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: suppose if i was a sadistic chick id probably keep qtips handy during sex... T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: I suppose that would be one way of doing CBT T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: therapy or torture T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: torture, duh T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well it would be less permanent than cigarette ash or an incense stick or hot wax T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or pepper juice T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: mhmm, though hot wax shouldn't scar T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it will if you get it inside T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: not supposed to use that internally! T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so what sidereal signs are good with sidereal virgos? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: most of them will work pretty well, though earth and fire will do best T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn k. ive got a sidereal air sign and a non sidereal water sign. ideas? T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: idea: don't worry about signs, worry about personality and connection with them. if there's a good connection, it'll be good T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what about a capricorn with bpd and access to digitalis T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and a tattoo on her soulder of rainbowdash T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking humid T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey wwhat if there was a curse board to subscribe too T3/r7/2013-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. i need a bigger pillow. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck my pizza slipped T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh dude i could try the american pie thing T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: damn. was looking for flist slots and it seems one guy got banned. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wow. four more missing names. i need to prune. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: damn. 1186 days since that guys been on. guess ill cut him fr ko m friends T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh fucking cool. russian combat uniforms have a patch for your blood type. no more hard to read dog tags . just resd the label for the nutrition info T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: fucking storm! keeps knocking out my connection... I don't dare do a quest.... T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: isnt lucifer said to be the lord of storms? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe if you pray to him, or to get rid of him... the storm will quiet T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then you can quest :-) T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude mutters to himself about Questor's evils. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dochyel: not sure but why not, I've sold my soul for less a couple times.. lol damnation needs better accounting practices T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, its a pyramid scheme, thats why its on the money :-) T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, was your stormlord approach approved? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: can flies really lay eggs in human flesh like in the exorcist the beginnings where the drunk guy has flie eggs T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or is it just demonic influenced flies? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: in an open wound they could... T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. k. well in the movie the guy got a big pustule on his face, and the doc didnt like him. so maybe she didnt clean it well. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: perhaps... T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but the movie was set against a demonic presence too T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so i dunno if its just demonically affected fly habitudes, or normal ones with poor medicine T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i know wasps will lay eggs in flesh. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: its gross reguardless... T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, i can think of worse. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: im sure T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: truly. i thought of worse when you said gross. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: -_- im dont think i want to know T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ill save the thought for when someone wants it though :-) T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: i appreciate that T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the movieis pretty badly directed imho T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like, ive seen porn vids with more talent T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: pffft thats bad T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i know. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but i have a hobby interest in religion, so... T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i think blattys last two books were pretty good btw T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: ok you lost me... blatty? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: william leter blatty. wrote the exorcist T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: peter T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: ohhhh ok T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soft and Silke: Just burned the shit out of my heat pad in the microwave... rice spilled all over the damned floor, cover's black in places and smoking. Damn, the place stinks now! T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: laugh my fukin ass off T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: fuck a duck T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: died good there T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Fuck a duck? I smell an Aussie! T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verathul: Canadian T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Lies. You are clearly mistaken as to the continent in which you are currently residing. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I'm lieing as to the quality of my self-sanity, so therefore your comments mean nothing. I deny your logic and substitute my own. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: /thread T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: The original fuck a duck. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXU291OmYY T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is drinking human blood considered cannibalism? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: same question for other body fluids like milk, eye humor, mucous, vaginal fluid, semen? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HelloMudda Korridel: No - cannibalism is defined as devouring flesh specifically. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah flesh. ok cool thanks T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: do same sex couples think sharing underwear is too personal? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Pregnancy in reverse is a fucking scary thing... T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: A woman eats an infant with her vagina T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Then slowly digests it while it is still alive over the course of 9 months T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Until finally a penis sucks up the leftovers. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not as scary as seeing a pile of fly larve crawling over a bloody tampon in a unisex restroom at the civic center T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: You know what? Given the choice of maggots or baby-eating, I'm ok with the maggots T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: youll change your mind once you exprrience it T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: You'll change your ming once you experience the baby-eating T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: also mind T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: depends. is it a asian baby? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: You looking to be racist? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kirsyk: he's just worried about being hungry again in 2 hours T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no, but there is a fun way of feeding a dead asian baby with blood and magic to increase business success T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I think he'll be ok... http://bit.ly/14o337f T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vakieh is the penis in that vid cut or uncut? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: Vakieh's penis was chemically altered. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hi star, did you see my vanguard post on gametalk? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Gigantism of the member is a terrible burden, but I and my bevy of women somehow get through each day T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vakieh some girls have a narrow opening :-( T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck i just opened a zarek in a pack. maybe i should open a second pack T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck excava too. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: h de llomudda, woot T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the case has weld seems. is maybe steel? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mis T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ooh an ant is half red half black and marching through the orthoboric acid on my windowsil T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking einstein brothers bagel company T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck zareks only at 29.99 T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i thought he was as good as vess T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: aggro bitches, fucking real curses T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tod: get me when im half asleep and with no heal pots T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok. but i still want a rubber T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: why cant i have a tornado T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey what was that movie where lucy liu is having sex in a snake pit? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: snakes on a plain T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nope T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: snake pit... what else about the movie do u remember? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Indiana Jones and the Jade Emperor? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: Salma Hayek - From Dusk Till Dawn T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rillith the guy was blonde. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: thats what i was thinking Vost. imbd T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: charlies angels lol T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: blonde dude and a sexy snake pit... T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there weren't any snakes in that movie, were there? Just three hot lady spies who took on a large group of sailors? T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: no sex in Charlie's Angels T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: idk never really watched it T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: there was full nudity, though. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: Diaz looked impressive with no clothes on. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I don't remember any nudity in it T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: u got the pg13 version T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: it was when they were stripping to the music of the pink panther, trying to get the irishman's keys. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: always trying to steal my lucky charms.... no not the same movie T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: couldnt find it T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: oh found it T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: lol wtf is the point of having a key laying on the ground that opens the door T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: (imperial nation) T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: someone else got the key for you so you don't have to go through the area quest to get it T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Laughing Airmeith: they left it for others to use, so that others' lives might be easier T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flak: oh...thanks whoever that was....and to keep it curse-related. fuck. T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh sweet the sky just lit up like in tha oz movie T3/r7/2013-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking free products, and lack of tornados T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking bread from brooklyn 2201 neptune avenue T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey, what fetish is it which involves smelly socks? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Salamander Samalander: Yours? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: keep your fetishes to yourself T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you guys sure do kill the mood. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: There's fucking bots everywhere... T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: follow them and blow raspberries T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: emp pulse! T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: how do u fuck bots? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: lots of lube T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Venomorph: using funnel T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: ah, the things u see that u just cant unsee... T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and im all out of bubblegum T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: you forgot to curse T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: well shit... the quote didnt have any in it lol T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus bows deeply. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreamdruid: hey there. Is there space for an insane asshole like me? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: always mofo! T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dreamdruid: lmfao its awesome to be called a mofo for a change instead of a bitch T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lol must happen often? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: i hear the word bitch all day. im a little annoyed by the word now T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith is the biggest bitch! Good thing you told him off. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith screams loudly! T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: i take that back. i do use it when i describe my coworker lol T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I really, really really really really want to see how Sammy and Amy's fucking trainwreck of a brand comes down in flames. I hope it's not all a sketch, and I hope it's going on for real. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmnm strawberries T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: i wana thank u mom i wana thank u dad...for bringing this fukin world to a bitter end 8-) T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: marilyn manson :} T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: is fucking amazing! T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: damn fucking straight! T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: ever watch interviews of him? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: nope but i got some of his songs amongst other artists T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: idk why but i liked to hear how he thinks T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: and find out anything interesting? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: sorta i guess... im not too sure how to explain it lol T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: meeeeeeeeeeee T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: jk T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: NOOO. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe later, im hungry T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: noooooooooowwwwww T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lmao T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: lol T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: dafuq T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith rips himself to shreds with his fingernails! T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: o.o T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair bites own arm off T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: G I V E M E D R U G S F O R F U C K S S A K E T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: holy shit It's been quiet all day now everyone is talking... T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah, i think policies forbids the whole illegal activity thing sry T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN... G I V E M E D R U G S F O R F U C K S S A K E .................. G I V E M E D R U G S F O R F U C K S S A K E...................G I V E M E D R U G S F O R F U C K S S A K E T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: gives Chiba weed. Weed is a drug right? :? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: yes T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: kenny's cheesing again T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: ive got a bottle of whiskey. its a good start T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the Real Players of Aardwolf (we salute you, Mr. AFK-all-day!) have jobs that waste most of their time and energy each day. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao they killed kenny u bastards T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: chiba already has weed...it's in his name T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: but i want to get my sister absolutely cunted T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: stoned T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: very perceptive abelinc T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lol T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: GIMME DAT SKAG T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: i was gonna ask what cunted was... T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: anyone want to head on down to the saltland flats and look for peyote? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: i presumed cunted means stoned? I duno T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: cuz it sounded like something u shouldnt do with ur sister lmao T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: the term "sister" makes the use of the word "cunted" redundant. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: brb T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: cunted is scottish parlance for getting high in a quite spectacular fashion T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao Rillith =D T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder what the Brits mean by 'shaven' T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: its an appaling abuse of the english language T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: i love it T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: whats up T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: china lets go on a drug hunt T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: ok T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: fuck! chiba i mean T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: my sister will come also T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: she is absolutely nuts T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: pics or it d ii dnt happen T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: right... meet at old farts home for the drug mission T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: where the hell is that? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: DO YOU SHITS WANNA GO SCORE SOME HARD BONK OR NOT? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: bonk makes me think SEX T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: apparently there is peyote in the salt flats T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmfao Rillith T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: screw peote. i brought coke T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: So how is it being 12 years of age? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: you rillililllilith T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: heh, "where the hell is that"...it's one room from recall :P T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: right... prepare yourselfs. ill be back in 2 mins T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: chiba i think people assumed u meant coyote... T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lmao T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: im talking peyote T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: no, it is peyote, and it's there T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: then a fat rave in the donations rooms T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cain killd Abelinc: peyote button...people used to like to "eat butt" T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lmfao anyone ever smoked catnip? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: brb T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: right, julia.. i reckon we drink this whiskey.. then go get peyote.. then kill a kid. ARE YOU IN, SISTER? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: i got my peyote T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: mmmm....peyote *drool* T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i got the cocaine T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: i got whiskey. lets get absolutely minced T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Digitalis: let's do it! T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nah. i need to go masturbate. laters T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: i swear to god if i get turned into minced meat ima be pissed T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: lol get your drugs out T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: anyways im outa here. Nighty or good day whichever you prefer :) T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury falls down laughing. T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: bye bye lucy T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: bye bye Rillith T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: shit i smoked it already and i have no idea where the party is at... T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking u.s. airways T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: DIE FUKKA T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DRUGS MANE? T3/r7/2013-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh well, bbiab, im gonna go burn my hand taking pan out of oven T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: Cockneys vs. Zombies T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: how the fuck did this get past me? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fucking hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lol :P T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mistress Fearlis: hello T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: I dont know whats worse, the burning on the inside when I piss, or the blisters on the outside. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) An ugly Skull: mis T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: FUCK OFF T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: What color is human meat when cooked? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: How are you cooking it? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: Rare T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: I'm assuming you are marinating it, of course. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: I looked it up online and it's like pork supposedly T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: ... yum T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: .....they can't put anything on the internet if it isn't true T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: Maybe we'll just have to try for ourselves T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: Who volunteers? Nose goes T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Wait, you ARE marinating it, right? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: Absolutely. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: I'm suspicious. What marinate are you using? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: Only your recommendation T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: What do you think? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Hmm, I would use a barbeque sauce for marinating, with a lemon glaze. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: What about blood? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: You'll have plenty, you're cooking it rare. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: then we'll cut the marinade. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: blood it is T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: What method will you use? Barbeque or pan sear? You could try boiling the meat, depending if you're a plebian or not. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: I'd like to just drop the body in a boiling pot T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Ehh.. That'll just have to do then. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: What's wrong with that? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: You'll boil away the flavour. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Noone likes flavourless human T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: look I'll add some salt to the water T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: it'll help it boil quicker too T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Water? I thought we agreed on blood. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: how about human blood soup T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Perfect. Serve it with the meat. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: An appetizer and entree. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: I hope the FBI doesn't come and arrest me for such illicit talk T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Erie: they'll understand... right? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: Where did you think we were getting the meat? T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro seems to be spying on Erie. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: I'm guessing Erie was arrested, as he hasn't responded in a while... T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro seems to be spying on Teddie. T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Teddie: It was really generous for Bigbro to give me this painti- T3/r7/2013-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: fackin elo T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barzo: LoL elo? T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bigbro: lol lol? T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: lmao yes....elo T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hollister: well what a "pleasant" greeting T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: it can be more pleasent :) T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barzo: even though it's debate channel why the fuck you would talk about your political bullshit on a fucking MUD?! T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: put the channel off if you don't like it? T3/r7/2013-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: close your eyes when you play this video, bet if you hadn't seen the still image you wouldn't guess it was a chick. (site is very much NSFW) http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Thailand_s-Got-Talent-_-Bell-Nuntrita-2-Voiced-Singer-Engli T3/r7/2013-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ganesha: fuck yeah , it is friday T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Overlord) Onslaught: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeWPScnolo T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: facking helloooooos T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: fuckin hey! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Snaebjorn smirks at Queen Bee Noegel's saying. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: yes lots of it! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen blinks innocently. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) LucyLair: yeeep T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel glares at Vixxen. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: oi, no need for glaring. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so quiet. whrre are all thr foul mouthed spawns of truckers or sailors or whores at leastin spirit T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Curse is so over-rated. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Newbie is where the kool kats are. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yku sound like a pedl T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: pedo, you T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: How does that sound pedo T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i aged out of newbie hours ago T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its like jailbait T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmm T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Jailbait T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: picture a senior hanging with tweens T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hey it's legal for him till he turns 18 T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: If not creepy T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: depends on the state or locale T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Meh T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: here the younger members gotta be sixteen , married , or have parental consent, or be an adjuicated adult T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not aware that the marriage must be to the sexual partner. shrug T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I don't know about here, but I'm not into young dudes sooo T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: this is my point. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: newbies are like jailbait T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I will seduce a newbie and make them my pet T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: vampires are jailbait T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmnm vampires T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: And after I rape them with false hopes and misinformation, I will leave them T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Cackling of course T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw noegel i see youre in baja oklahoma T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Baja oklahoma? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I've not a clue where you got that information from. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Considering I've never lived in Oklahoma. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep, the southern half of oklahoma, it borders mexico T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Weird, considering oklahoma doesn't border mexico T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: has cities like amarillo, houston T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude grabs Queen Bee Noegel and tosses her in a ice cold shower. That should cool her off. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Texas is not mexico until you go south of corpus christi T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: still not getting it :-) T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: not in the least unfortunately T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ask someone nearby later on. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: someone nearby?? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep. like. aoffline T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i probably wont be on for days or weeks tho.. i just logged in to give my aardspouse some stuff T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i guess i will T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: im aard single. maybe i should sign up for okcupid T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what, on aard it wont matter if theyre a whale of a woman with the face of a rhino T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am a rhino of a woman with the face of a whale T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah, like nidoqueen the pokemon T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Im hotter than her T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: shes also a drama queen T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cool. big brests or chicken noegels? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: b re easts, nuggets T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i love chicken nuggets T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: they taste good, but big breasts are nice since i have medium hands T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My breasts fell off in the San Francisco flood of '29. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: um. they didnt have a flood they had an earthquake T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was there T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmk. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: were you concious? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I was born Mary Hemlocke Winsfellow in a small hamlet outside of London in 1876. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hemlocke. thats a hot name. did you age well? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I only look 98. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so like one of those hot gilf like crones european witches had orgies with? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Precisely. I escaped the mass witch-orgy of 1899, though. I was a stowaway on a steamship which landed in Biloxi, Mississippi in January of 1900. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: um. you mean hannibal, right? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Not in the least, good sir. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i see. a shame youre so happily married T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: jingle bombs T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh hi ggam, howre the dingleberries T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol a shame? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep. me single. remember T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: their awsome T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Gangnamstyle, you should marry Vampiredude and make him happy T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: noegel sadly i prefer women with nice features, and a sense of the passage of time T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and ggam is not a women T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i especially like girls with names like amanda. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Hmmm T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: My real name is Griselda Helga Ogletree T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I have been told it is beautiful T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not really. its too regal T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: True T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: There are plenty of beautiful Amandas here I'm sure T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe you could find someone more plain to wed. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then youd get a new name, partially T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: imagine it, griselda smith, or griselda jones T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Nah T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I like my hideous name T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i see. so youre not the marryin sort eh T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am aardmarried T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not the same :-p T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: this is true. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: anyone wanna get aard married ? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Seniseis, Vampiredude needs a hubby T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: no !! i need a wife T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: noegel is a wife. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: she is married T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: hw old T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep. by definition T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: 137 T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: by aard age, i'm 16 T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: HOLY SHIT:| T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm 17 aardyears old T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: noegel, well, if you turn out to be a clingy female with the above traits, i am within distance for you to stalk me :-) T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: how much is a aardyear T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain: fucking heaps T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: its a complex equation gangnamstyle T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: ageing in aard is not linear like rl T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle: i hate math:s T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Oh and Vampiredude im good... im not much of the stalker type T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: most people that such at math hate it... T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: noegel, if that changes you have my number T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Too busy at work... after work I have cheerios to eat T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: suck* T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I dont have youer number lol T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: finger vampiredude. i prefer apple cinnamon cheerios T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: why do you have your phone number on your finger..... but not your email lmao T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: gotta protect that inbox T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: i hate fingering dudes T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: people get miffed if i dont respond swiftly. email is slow T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ranrr: I get more mailspam than phonespam. Guess that's partly because my home phone rarely is connected. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: People need to calm down then T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: they arent laid enough T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Meh some people im sure get laid plenty and still complain T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude takes you to bed. just kidding. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Wow you just took everyhbody on curse channel to bed. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: thats ok. only one blanket. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: big bed... im jealous T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cal king T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Narrower than a regular king but longer. For tall people, I suppose T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im a shorty T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i never am sure if the fact that i am tall causes me to have a long penis. or if its d hi e to the i ft alian in thr family tree. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug. its that way in europe too. people seem shorter the further south ya go T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I do believe most people here have enormous penises T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug mine only goes up to my navel. i cant suck my own dick T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: lol navel T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I haven't heard anyone use that term in conversation before T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you like innies or outties? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: innies fo sho T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: never seen an outtie tbh T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gangnamstyle o(:o( T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: we should hang out some time. you can get me drunk and then examine my innie. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sad clown, Gangnamstyle? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can I fill your innie with cheez whiz and have my kitten lap it up? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. being a vampire makes getting drunk so hard. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is the kitten declawed? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: nope T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: depends how drunk then i suppose T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: how drunk are you currently? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: on a scale of one to ten, zero T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: hm T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: i am also sober T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: needing to go to work in about 7 hours T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: skip work. drive six hours north and stalk me. re arrange my lawn plants T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Six hours north?? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: subtext. theyre in pots cause i have no yard. is an apt T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: that would put me in houston T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im on the border T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. k. 12 hours yhem T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: now that is simply too far for an afternoon drive T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yes. poor grandmother T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I am actually 5 years old T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so what work do you do? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im in preskool T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: can you score me a juice box? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: no! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what a useless student T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Can I ask your age, VampireDude? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: does age matter to you? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Matter for what? Age doesn't matter really when it comes to conversation, I suppose. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well you have so many ages. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I'm freshly 25. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Quarter of a century. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Almost to the big 100. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah cool. so youre not to that age yet where everything starts to sag T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Lol T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I use my boobs as shoelaces T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: and a belt... at the same time T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: some guys lole being slapped by boobs T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: like. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: im a slap hyou with my fist T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i wonder. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: wonder what? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not sure yet. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: you confuse me good sir T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sometimes a man is just a man, and a cigar is just a cigar T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude could use matches to find out which. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh well. im gonna go back to bed, alone T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nice meeting you . bue T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: byebye T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: bye. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking medication sure does make me lose track of time. damned loretab T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: why are you taking lortab? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: because the surgeon at the v.a. is a well paid dr. with a private practice and his private patients vBulletin get surgery T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wth does my smartphone say vbulletin T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if you want more details youd have to ask him. i can give you his phone number T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xaeris is healthcare in canada land as fucked as government healthcare in the usa? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: nope. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe i should move to canad T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: i thought canadians liked their healthcare with only the potential exception of some wait times? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Yup! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: the worst is by and far dependant on the severity of the illness, you can wait a while for appropriate tests. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: whats a warm part of canada if i were to move? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: you tell good jokes :P T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: there is no warm part of canada. You have to deal with winter regardless of where you go T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yes, THAT Neeper: Mexico T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude abjectly pictures Canada as Siberia T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Victoria is pretty nice usually! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: usually rainy 95% of the year. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: only problem. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. k T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: naw, we've got better weather changes than siberia. We can go from -40C to 40C :P T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: o.o T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: b de tter you say T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: k. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert gets a little overexcited and covers Xaeris in his own frosting! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well, maybe ill have to consider moving to canada T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: i would! T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mye, why? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: but you'd have a hard time getting in. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xaeris nah, one of my parents was born in ontario T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: .... that doesn't give you the ability to get in T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cis website of canada makes it sound easier. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mye: well, why not? i like the colder weather more than the heat.. still within a short flight of family.. better access to healthcare.. better political climate imo.. just don't know much french T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: You also wouldn't have immediete access to health care unless you're a refugee, as I recall. I've never immigrated to Canada so I'm not sure of the details, but I believe there's a waiting period. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: hahaha. It's a little more complex than you think. Plus, we've just recently strengthened our policies on bringing family members of Canadian citizens in. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cuth, its not immigration. i get an inherent right to citizenship . T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Mye - unless you live in my city or in Montreal/Anywhere in quebec, french isn't really mandatory T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: no you don't Vamp. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Unless you're born on Canadian soil, you have to go through immigration processes still. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Unless you were born in canada, you do NOT get citizenship because you have a canadian citizen as a parent. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barzo: immigration discuss? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Barzo: (just logged in) T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xaeris i have a right to it, according to candas cis website. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: No you don't. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yes. according to canadas website. i do T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: You would need sponsers, proof of viable employment, etc. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris nods at Saint Cuthbert. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cuth. thats to immigrate. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Which is what you'd be doing, man. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: having a canadian parent at time of birth is much simpler T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: as we said, if you aren't born on Canadian soil you still need to go through channels. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cuth, being born to one or more parents who is canadian confers a right of citizenship and patronage T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Link, because I'm not seeing that, unless you're a stateless individual - of which you most likely aren't. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you can view the info on canadas cis website i cf youre confused. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: VD: That only applies if you were born after 2009 T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: I'm assuming you're older than 4 T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: ...maybe T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris snickers with Leinei about their shared secret. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cis.gc.ca T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: you mean cic? T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Yeah, you mean cic. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i do. its a typo :-) T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: my phone is a bit hard to type on well at times. but i like the multi language keyboards T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: according to that website, yes citizenship: you were born outside Canada after April 17, 2009, but one parent was born in Canada or naturalized in Canada. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: no to citizenship: You were born outside Canada before April 17, 2009, to a Canadian parent, you are not already a citizen or you lost your citizenship in the past, and you were born in the second or next generation abroad T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: You're in the second category T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nope. first gen abroad T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: an interview with a consular officer at the local consular mission in texas, along with the documentation, and a period of review. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is all it 'should' take T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: Seems like in your case, it depends on whether the parent was a citizen at the time of your birth. So, looks like you're right. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Trust me - canadian immigration, even for family members, is extremely hard. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Currently - as of 2012, We changed immigration laws for bringing in family of canadian citizens to be much more restrictive on who can come in, following close to the standard immigration rules. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: xaeris im not piggybacking in. it would be my own right to citizenship. T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Leinei: He's already a citizen, evidently T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but canada and fucking cold ness and being polite... uh... i must take after me mother T3/r7/2013-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: Oh, you were born in canada? T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how thick is a typical uterine wall? T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ferun: fucking google it. T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i tried. instead i got porn and cialis links T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saiber: donkey balls T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mule semen T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck i was gonna buy triv bag but i already have one T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: deconstructionism is fucking lame T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. i need sex. bbiab, gonna go check pof T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wtf is a monoclonal antibody doing in my soup T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) EvilLittle Vixxen: please tell me that means "fly". T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mimi my penis is already there. i win T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how do you tell if a trollop is minty or not? T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man my nipples are sore T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck so raoh and kenoh were brothers and rau and toki were b ft others T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: so toki prolly coulda bbiab been kenoh easily T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: b de atan . T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. kepad T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: having issues? T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck british pop music long deep and hard T3/r7/2013-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shameful Dugrant: Only if I'm pitching. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: "aint nothing in texas but steers and homosexuals" T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: we should sell texas back to mexico. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: bush jr and all T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck texas with a 4 inch dildo, thats more than the women are used to T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude is male, having just double checked. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael checked to make sure you're not clanned with the setwanted command. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude applied to Imperium. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: drobher :-p T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael begins stabbing at the empty air, screaming "DROPBEAR!" What a weirdo... Hey, what's that in the trees?.. AHHHHH! T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mistress Fearlis: lies! T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey shanon, know anyone whod buy a car with axle angst? T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archimedes Eureka: a junkyard T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't know anyone anywhere T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ah. last time i was in w.v. they liked cars T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i dont have friends so i don't know anyone T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: apparently i'm trying to steal the married men in the neighborhood all because I say hi to them as i pass by T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ...makes me laugh T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I say hi to people too and that must mean I am trying to marry them T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: including women!! T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: exactly! T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hi nugget T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Smiling, Queen Bee Noegel greets Princess Shanon warmly. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mistress Fearlis: I said hi to them too and I DID MARRY THEM. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: liss didnt marry me. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: even lied to me about dream interp skills... T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: 1 lady wanted to kick my ass because i say stop to talk to him as i'm passing by and apparently he likes me. i'm a great friend/neighbor T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm not afraid of her, i just don't need any drama. i have enough shit going on in my life, i don't need some crazy jealous drugged up bitch trying to kill me rofl T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, can i borrow a cup of sugar, three grams of cocaine, and a car axle? T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mistress Fearlis: lol i no lie! ok ok ok it means eat more veggies cuz you and the cancer might be buds. Why else would you have bald dreams? T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not bald :-) razorlicious T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: they guys invite me to the "man cave" but because the girlfriends/wives don't come out, they don't want me there either. i'm a distraction and it's just not right to have a woman at the man cave T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon rolls her eyes, disgusted. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mistress Fearlis: you said BALD T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lis, nah, must be your other vampire T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, maybe its fearomones T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mistress Fearlis: wooo my! T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: "a woman's place is in the house" is what one of the women said. it took everything in me not to bust out laughing at her T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes, she's an older woman...probably 50s or 60s T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, where are all the single girls like that? do they come with a car axle? T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: I can handle an axle and a can of pinto beans T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: noegel... come and seduce me with an axle and a half a can of pinto beans T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sorry, I only deal with men who can handle full cans. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: go buy the damn axle T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: noegel, may you marry a wasplike sweaty man in lizardskin boots, raise two girls, and spend your grey years coping with their T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: marital woes T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: Sounds good to me as long as he has a decent job.... i'll just buy him some certain dri T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, out of stock. yep T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: noegel, suit yourself. T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. my wwhipped creme is still frozen T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: why are you freezing your whipped cream T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: you dont like icy whipped creme on your vulva? T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: it was in the freezer to kee it longer before use T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man its just not the same licking whipped creme out of a tin T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sephie: Swiggity swag open the bag T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lol wut T3/r7/2013-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what what? T3/r7/2013-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: my coworkers weave just fell onto the floor... T3/r7/2013-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: thpartaaaa T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Fucking mother fucker! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RedRain sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: That is fucking fantastic you wonderful little shit! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: =D T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: BLAHH!! LIBBALAHBLAH!! TIMMEHH!! TI-TI- TIMMEHH!!! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Seriously this has got to be the longest fucking series of tutorials I have ever experienced. FUCK!!! >:( T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: You gonna be ok there muffin? T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: As someone who normally dislikes tutorials, I think ours is great :P And the reward is F****ing awesome! Sitll use mine every moment of my time here :) T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: It's ok cupcake. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Agreed, it is a great reward T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: I've been keeping a notebook with commands and shit. It's just getting exhausted. I've spent like 4 or 5 hours on this so far. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: It definitely lays the foundation skills you need to play, it's worth the effort Roy. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Keep with it! :D T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Honestly man, I'm shit at Muds but even I know the commands. Don't panic so much about creating a textbook and just go with it. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: I'll definitely do my best with it. This is all just a big shock to my system because I've never played a text based game hahaha. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: The key commands you NEED to know are ones you'll be using so much you'll know them by heart quickly, everything else is why we have a Q & A channel, as well as a newbie channel. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Yeah, that makes sense for sure and I know other players I've personally introduced that have experiences similar things, but if you keep with it you will love it! Guanteed! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: I know that feeling, quite a few things which are sort of unique to MUDs. But this was my first MUD too, that helps a lot. Most of the other stuff I learned were just mud shortcuts like ! for repeating last command... T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Honestly my plan was to do this while I bot Runescape haha. Turns out this side of gaming is interesting. Just need to get the habg T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tripphippie: this mud is probably the most nub friendly i've ever seen T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: heh I remember on my first mud (I was playing raw telnet) when I discovered that T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: they didn't have aliases either, so it was SO much nicer than typing 'cast 'magic missile'' over and over again T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: I just have MUSH save my last command to the buffer so I can just keep hitting enter :( T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Mt too lol T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: yeah, I do too (I have zmud) but it was still cool then :P T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda rapidly nods twice at Saint Cuthbert, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Playing on telnet was when I finally realized it was a MUD thing, not a client thing. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: NOTHING WAS COOL THEN! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Except most of N. America as it was still locked in the pre-historic ICE AGE. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert peers intently at Dispel Majic. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic pets Saint Cuthbert. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: It was late 1996 when I discovered muds. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: it was shortly afterwards that I dropped out of college :D T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: You know I'm just giving you a hard time, babydoll! Fair given all the... hard... times you've given me. :( T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: you know I gave you a soft time hunnybunny. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Ohbb, I love it when you insult my throbbing manhood <3 T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dispel Majic: throbbing? you would say that about that cute little thing? T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Ffff. I just came, sorry. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Fuck.. Okay guys. Communication Tutorial. How far am I from the end? I really need to stop learning so I can practice. (Curse is the best channel, start a message like this and it fits the channel every time. =P T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: what task number is it? T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: 5 more steps, Roy T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Task 8. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Geography, Social Studies, Career Training, Customization, finish the Arch Wizard's task T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Have you been questing occasionally by the way? T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Well I did that one for Vladia for those 6 items on the list. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Not sure where to get other quests. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Recall, runto questor, and read help quest. You need to do a few quests before you can graduate and they are really good idea to do anywyas. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: though if you don't know how to run around and use maps, might take you a little more time. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: But will help you break up the Academy a bit... T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert: Lies. Quests are completely unnecessary in this game and Aardgear is all garbage. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth waves a sign reading 'CITATION NEEDED' at Saint Cuthbert. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Alright. Thanks I appreciate the tips. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saint Cuthbert asks [Outlaw] Mendaloth, "What we do now, Mr. Thou?" T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, being tiny can be an issue if you like changing positions T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: well yeah but makes my shit look bigger T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: hahahaha T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: that was for curse T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: im seriously loling. people are looking at me weird T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: but its a 85lbs 5'1" girl was kinda perfect for me T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: rapesloth =0 T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: God damn! I'm almost done the tutorial and I am SO into this game. Fucking mother fucker. I'm so glad I decided to start playing a MUD. Nice change of pace. TI-TI- TIMMY!!! LIBBAHLAHBLAH!! TIMMMMMMY!! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard: your fuckin grades, work performance, or sex life hits the shitter - don't blame us T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slyzora: rofl T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Haha anything is better than when I was on heroin. Other than the being high on heroin, did I mention it's FANTASTIC! Here's to 9 months clean. *Cooks up a Spoonful* Lmfao.. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost is expressing how much wootness Roygbiv exhibits. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard takes your chip back T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard: you do know you will now have to go to detox for mudding T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: holy shit, I'm back baby! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Fuck yes! Finally done all of the academy goals! =D T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe yes doesn't want to be fucked...ever think of that?! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: I hadn't considered that. Fuck no? T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, no doesn't like being fucked either T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Well who wants to be FUCKED? >:D T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Uhhhhhhhhhh.......... T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: maybe, maybe always likes to be fucked T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: You DO Shanon. :P T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury chuckles politely. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh no, I'm good thanks :) T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda boggles at SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've decided to go all nun like T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Hahahahahaha suuuuuuuure T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: at least until next weekend....then i'll reevaluate the situation T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: hillary duff just told me not to say gay anymore... stupid blonde T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: What a fucking piece of shit goal Mudwog was. Real fucking original. Fuck. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: yes, fuck this free game which i am in no way obligated to play T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: It like the tabacco companies, they put something in here to make you addicted to it=) Just venting I spent 2 hours going back and forth back and forth. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: it's T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: try ft2 sometime :) T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: I'm working my way down the list. I'll get there someday(if my computer survives the abuse) =) T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah! fuck everything! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: I want to punch a baby in the face=) T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, a bit slow in my old age... T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm almost a short as a baby...punch me! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i'd have to bend over to do that, too much effort T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat punches SexyButt Shanon playfully. T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you hit like a GIRL! T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll stand on a chair so you can punch me :) (omg i typed munch, the first time lol luckily i caught it!) T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: delayed reaction ftw T3/r7/2013-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry i had to run the neighbor kids off so my kids can go to bed. they have school tomorrow T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: i fucking hate tax codes! T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: California FTB just slapped me with a 146K levy for unpaid taxes even thou i haven't lived in their state in 7 years T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sounds like you got fucked without a reach around T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: was lube involved T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: they didn't even spit on it first T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: county style T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coloring Colori: sounds hot T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: apparently since the company i work for is based there they consider my earnings taxable there T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: R O Y G B I V R O Y G B I V R O Y G B I V R O Y G B I V R O Y G B I V R O Y G B I V R O Y G B I V R O Y G B I V T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vandouren: shit T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: SHIT yeah it's COOL T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: wtf did my screen just have a stroke T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vandouren: that's beautiful. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: He's a rainbow. He dreams in colors T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Forgotten Starphoenix: motherfucker...that's almost as bad as Mokg's bullshit rainbow script T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: For anyone wanting to watch an AWESOME video - look up Great Day by Lonely Island you won't regret it. Hysterical. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala hops around like a CRAZY chinchilla! T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) .... Hwuaijijal: http://imgur.com/d7A8s4m T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: does hot piss or cold piss taste better? T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Your life must be so enjoyable... T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn? T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newchange: How hot and how cold? T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: 98. something F versus 72 something F T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Newchange: Bleh. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck the metric system with the dead syphillis ridden dick of charles de gaulle T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. spellup 2 is def on my shop list T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ooh. if i get to be an ebay guru an sell shit with good bids and rating T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ill be able to donate into more q. and get wishes faster T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: heck yeah T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking lag T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking peanut butter but lag T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. i am a drow T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck enough is enough. im going back to sleep. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saiber: mafia join 13 T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus spanks StarKitten Kythrala playfully. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saiber was bitten by a zombie and decided to take his own life! T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala bounces onto FirstBlade Gladacus's lap and wiggles about. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus meows curiously at StarKitten Kythrala, looking confused. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala rubs against FirstBlade Gladacus and purrs contentedly. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: I sincerely hope that at least some of Kitchen Nightmares is not sketch. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: It feels insane that the people there are actually running restaurants. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: heh, watching Amy's Baking Company episode? T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: That was the first episode of that season I saw.. Fucking crazy. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Just... Insane. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: indeed T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: It has got to be, at some level, sketch and show. But the facebook stuff seems legit. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varas: Wild. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. i want blood T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard's lips move in slow motion as he says, "L-A-A-A-G" T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: the cheiftain on silver mountain is A FUCKING CUNT WITH THE BRAIN OF A LIQUID SHIT T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Liathum: Oh, I like that one. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: seriously he is a dimwit of the highest order, if that cunt doesnt WORK OUT I DID HIS FUCKING QUEST IMMA KILL THE FUCK T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: 'i just killed a dragon for some cheiftain and no matter what i say he wont acknoweledge it' T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: fuck this game lol T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilthik: goals are best ignored unless you're feeling particularly masochistic T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: what sweats more a girls vagina or a guys nuts? T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: deez nutz T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: is thinking it might be a sweaty V T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Queen Bee Noegel: daaaaamn T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck winxows. my neighbor just turned on their pc T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and it had windows chme T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking windows T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: he's not even online T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard: my character needs some serious fuckin A.D.D. medicine, nobody around but he lost his concentration 3 times casting word of recall T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard: I think he...oh shiney T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Perhaps he needs some more practice? T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard: his next big purchases :Ritalin of Aardwolf (just imagine theres colors there, as I would probably lose focus making it so) T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Roygbiv: Can't believe I fucking started playing this game. I shouldn't have even given it a chance. Now I'm hooked. Goodbye ambition, goodbye inspiration, hellllooo pizza pops and pimples. T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wildkard: wow thats the first fuckin time i ever dispelled anything successfully T3/r7/2013-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: who fastfucker still works T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alytia is a proud fastfucker T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking harmonize T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Saiber: mafia join 25 T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck the season of scourge! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: why cant we have a nice season for a change T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fucking spellups while qsitting :-( thanks T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xaeris: we can fix that! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: anyone played DeadZ yet? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not me. im too poor for pizza. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lol has nothing to do with pizza T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: pizza takes priority. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, i play dead all the time! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: especially when the dog wants to go outside...i just pretend i'm dead so i don't have to take her out T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: id rather fulfil my pizza drive than shanons sex drive T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: or when the kids come in and try to wake me up...i just play dead T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shiiiiit, you couldn't keep up with me anyway T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sha, i could... but only if i eat pizza first T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: doubt it T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: idk shanon... i hear stories lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: no homo T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: gossip got part of one once too lmfaoo T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin lays SexyButt Shanon down, gives her a whipped cream bikini, and slowly begins to lick at it.. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon moans in ecstasy at Juilin. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: sup babydoll T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well, i have pizza left over from tonight.... just sayin' T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: nothing much T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. maybe i should go youtube how to make pizza T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon ok, bring it! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: just tyring to keep my chin up while i go through some personal things :) T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its a one day drive to get here T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hey rili, remember the movoe sure death, or shisattsu ? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: where that dude has sex so hell be more ready to die? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: cant say ive seen it... ill have to add that to my list lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its on hulu T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: hulu is free right T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alytia: i've had sex so bad i'd wish i would die. does that count? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its a good one to watch while eating pizza and reading "the march of mind" T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril yep. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: so was it just bad sex? or that good? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG you had sex with my ex too?! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alytia: maybe! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: sorry, that was just mean. funny, but mean T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ex? single? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i could be single... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, imagine how many pizzas i could make out of you T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OMG millions! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm hugely fat, but i taste good... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that has to mean something T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: divorce hearing "he tried to bake me into a pizza" me: " no your honor, it was 106 pozzas. look at the size of her" T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. i want pizza. maybe i should marry an underpaid pizza chef T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: so are u a deep dish pizza shanon? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: brb, gonna check the dominos forum for single pizza chicks T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: i like deep dish T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, you also like hawaiian with shrimp T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh i like deep dick too! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: wait, what?! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you said dish, not dick....my bad T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: ah hawaii... great memories T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alytia: deep dish and deep dick T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alytia: and a stiff drink with a straw since both my hands are full T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: looking for wife that does not have deep dick T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sene. id rather get a wife who loves me, is cute, has food, and has a nifty accent. and likes the right side of the bed. or sleepy hollow T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i can sleep on either side of the bed T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm almost cute for a fat chick T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have food T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no nifty accent though.... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: Will Work for food. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: tsk. youre just not a good catch T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: failboat, fix my car and sand and paint it and ill feed you T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: shhhh yzz is here! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't tell him what i said T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: as if he wont see that? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: see what?! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ok. your pizza will be safe with us T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: idk im dillusional... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lol on other news i now pronounce you chuck and larry is on T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril. i need pizza. not tv T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have pizza! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: dude then go get some pizza T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i licked every single slice though so you may not want to eat it T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i have girl cooties! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: she just added some spice to the pizza lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, i dont have cash, just paypal $ Pesos and rubles T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: cooties is a governnent conspiracy T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg! i have been told i am a bit spicy! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon nudges Yzz. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You need hot sauce T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: noooo, no hot sauce! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: psh yeah right hahaha T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm spicy enough T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Now you just have to let me add it T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no way! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm spicy enough...no need to add hot sauce T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine lets out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i seriously have a pizza and a half sitting on my counter from tonight's dinner T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: pepperoni pizza T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm there! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: little ceasar's T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: bring it. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no you aren't :( T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't lie to me like that! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude will pitch penis for pizza. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: next weekend though... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I could be there. For pizza. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yazz exactly T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: pizza > beer T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Plus, pizza lets me hot sauce it all I want T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: oh sure! for pizza you could, but not when i offer sex and a nice comfy bed and even a bj or 3 T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon it takes too long to cum from a bj T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and kisses and snuggles and cuddles T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no it doesn't T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Not the way she doe... I mean.. nothing T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blushes. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: if it takes too long its cuz she isnt doing it right lmao T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Juilin: and whats wrong with an all day bj? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm guessing 2-3 minutes T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if even that long T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: girls get bored munching on dick. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the best part is...i don't have to choose! i can suck out a load AND hop on top and get another load T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: omg wtf is this? dr who? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we aren't talking about pizza anymore are we? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm still talking about hot sauce T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: idk vamp disappeared lol he must be getting some T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fine! put hot sauce on me if that's what makes you happy T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: wad happened to the pizza? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, nah, hecking domino foru like i said T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but when i knock the holy hell out of you because it burns, it's your own damn fault T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Are you sure? You don't know where I'd be putting it T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: oh ok. wait what are u looking fir again? lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Or maybe you do know.. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lol depends what kinda hotsauce tho... hopefully its not too strong T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cute chick who loves me, has food, cute accent, and a pozza, a window for my car, and a good destination with caucuses T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: in no specific order T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's extra hot! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon whimpers at Yzz. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yaz, got a window for a 79 nova? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: omg i meant on the forum lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, he has a mustang T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that i'm letting him borrow because he keeps running it in to things and hurting it T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: it's not his anymore, i've taken it away T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Funny you ask. I know someone with a 79 nova T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: darn. i need a window. fucking tornados and rain lately T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: She likes pizza too T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yzz... what do they want for a window? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: does she have an accent? lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And if hillbilly counts as an accent, you might be in luck T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn. accent? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, good man T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: ya u could hit like two birds with one stone dude T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but, is she cute, and is her last name hitsmen? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And it's my Mustang. Don't listen to Shanon T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whatever T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: don't make me deny you! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm sure someone, somewhere would find her attractive, Vamp T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: lol hitsmen... oh thats a no T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yzz, want emailed pic of my nova. you can compare T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Deny me what?! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you know... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, many people with that name in w.v. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: deny me pizza? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: that too T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yzz, shell beaver dam you T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: sounds abusive T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i won't let you shower with me! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: We have a platypus, not a beaver. Two even T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: duck billed or regular? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Uh.. yes T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yzz beaver dam... see cock block. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: help cock block T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I bet she won't T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: now i remember why i don't like wearing makeup T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: when i cry, it makes my eyes sting :( T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cause of mimi from drew carey show? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: either that, or i'm just tired.... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: uh, dont cry. wont sting :D T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Yzz kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: been a rough day T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: yeah mee too T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'll be fine. i'm tough for being a girl T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: nosekisses are always good for a tiny smile at least T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rili. help me pack, find true love, pick a destination, and fix my car? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yzz i prefer hickeys T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You don't need a new window dude. Just drive around to avoid all the storms T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: what are we packing for? where we goin? and true love is hard to come by T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and for that cute little look i give you as i bury my face in your chest T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril. gotta fix the carb too T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and that look.. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: oh my uncle was a mechanic thatll be easy T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, thats just it. picking destination helps T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: the one that makes you melt T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril. k. start with the electric choke T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Maybe. I can't admit to mushy stuff like that though! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shanon, imagine if a clit had an electric choke T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: uh dont noose it? i know jack shit about cars T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril, how do i remove the original jack T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i don't talk about that body part...it is dangerous T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You send him up the hill with the original jill T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hes trapped in the trunk. no nob T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yzz.... so... this windowed chic. tell me moore T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Whatcha wanna know? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: she has 6 nipples T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: weight, age, marital status. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: martial art status. what if she was a black belt T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril what if i followed ek ong kar sat siri with the wrong phrase T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: is that magic talk? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: nope. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'm going to say about 100 pounds, 35ish, and she used to be married but I don't think they've found the body yet T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: magic talk is more like abra cad abara T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm a fatty and i know it *starts dancing* T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: well siri would search for u T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz drools upon SexyButt Shanon. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury chuckles politely. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yzz what kind of guy she loke, and her opinion of kabar?0 T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: ril. nope. try google T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Hey Shanon, look! Over here! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: where?! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: That way! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: omg i see it! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: what am i looking for? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Nothing. I just haven't gotten you to mischat in a while. I thought I'd try T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: sounds like some weird shit about there is one creator T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: and comb your hair. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rillith: makes me think muslim T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: get me drunk next weekend and we'll see if i mischat or not :D T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: we need to go to bed. it's late T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: im already in bes. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: bed. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: huh, i guess i can mischan while i'm sober too :D T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: And there's my mischat T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz beams with pride. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw you ever tried to figure out how far you could ejaculate? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: evil T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: no, i always swallow it before he has a chance T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon puts her finger in her mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?" T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck the iran scholarship page is still down. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you're going to be really sleep tomorrow T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ugh! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe ill look at cyril and mwthodius in bulgaria instead T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: whoever said hiccups mean you're growing is a fucking liar! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've had the hiccups like 15 times today and i sure as hell haven't grown! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Um, has anyone said that? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yes T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: I've never heard of that... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: my mom used to tell me that all the time T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm still only 4'10 though T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon sobs in misery. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: and a quarter T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: depends on who you ask lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I'd own it if I were you. You need all the help you can get. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: I knew a girl in high school named shanon who was 4'10 do you live in california by any chance? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz ducks defensively. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: spelled the same way? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: you are so mean to me :( T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: Im not sure... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm going to make you sleep on the couch! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: I make up for it in Mustang rides T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'd rather ride you! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: moustache rides. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: With the top down T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: umm...well that's rather embarassing T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but no, i don't live in california T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: huh oh well T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Ride me in the Mustang? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: OK! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but don't be mad if the seats get dirty T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: They're leather! You can slurp it right up T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: good point T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: excuse im gonna go barf now T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: yeah, me too T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: but it was funny to say anyway T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: riiiiiiight T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i wouldn't slurp it up on the seat! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: there wouldn't be any on the seat, i swallow the first time...no messes T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: and on that note, i'm off to bed. 6am comes early! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury: .... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: especially when it's almost 2am now! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: it is not... holy hell it is T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've been telling you!! you don't ever listen to me :( T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: You said it was late. You didn't say it was really fucking you're gonna be a zombied ass in the morning late! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i've been trying for 2 hours to get you to come to bed T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well go to bed T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: if we were together it wouldn't be that difficult to get you to come to bed lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Has that ever been a problem? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: ummm T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Actually. don't say it :( T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury shows her approval by clapping her hands together. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is so sick that she tells everyone "I gotta barf!". T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala meows curiously at TaminFury, looking confused. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) TaminFury meeps! Maybe you should too! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon yawns. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon curls up next to Yzz, wrapping her tail around herself. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala peers around herself intently. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon is blushing as Yzz kisses the tip of their nose. Disgusting, yet cute. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon hides her face in Yzz's chest T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck the beach and blue monday sound the same T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: someone rub my feet so i can go to sleep T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i'm stressed T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz gives Shanon a nice feetsrub. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: i will text you when i get up T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: well shit T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: fuck off and die! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yzz: Okay T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: btw, that's "good night" in dinosaur T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon blows kisses at no one in particular. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SexyButt Shanon: not you! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: stunt cock T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: man. sushi sounds good too T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: california roll but with salmon T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude looks hungrily at you. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: esp the armpit licking. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck every time i load a site in parsi the internet lags like a donkey with sox gay pgymoes anally raping him. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: then dont T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug, jesus rode an ass into town. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: every fucking time i start to enjoy pandora an ad ruins the good time T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: not me. the ads are less annoying than the lame ass punk bands classed as metal T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: limit six thumbdowns an hour T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: fix it. make a darkthrone station and for every band you hate every three thumbs down bans that band from the station T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: unless you know.. youre lame and hate darkthrone T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i prefer iron butterfly , maiden earth, earlier sabbath, leppard , and one song by nautilis T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i listen to industrial mostly anyways..skinny puppy and whatnot T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: kmfdm, vnv nation, fear factory T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lol ehc wrecked skinny puppy and ehc sucks T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: woah deja vu T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: it happens T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, did you ever play subspace? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: no but i played this long long ago.. when you were on here as well but it says you were born 09.. so im guessing you caught me a few times before i had to move to hell.. i mean charlotte T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: your name is familiar T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmmn megalomaniac by kfmdm is their only song jve heard T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: really? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: check out anarchy T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: maybe once creed is finally off of pandora. brb. more thumbing T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. it wasnt creed. it was pearl jam T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: pearl jam is better by far T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how bout c h arlotte the harlot T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: lemme see blood. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You cower in terror as you realise that VampireDude is a dreaded Vampire!! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: meh. you say as you will about this terrible land. i will do nothing but nod T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: its a song by iron maiden. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, do ya like budgie? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: never heard of them T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck. get some culture. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: nah i like living in closets with no ac and sweating my whole 170 lbs away T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: youtube it. faster than you can spray liquidy shit T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: buy my car. has no a.c. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw kythrala. you a furry ? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: no thanks its humid enough in my 1000 dollars a month fucking apartment and the ac has been broke for a week.. nobodys doing shit about it T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey. move. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala: no T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: k. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: im not rich. i wait tables at a tgi fridays dude T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: tgif waiters pick food off plates. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i mean if it dosnt touch the damn table T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but i love their onion peels. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: they havnt onion peels T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I think you guys would do better if you rebranded tfif T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: thankfuckitdfriday? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i ony make like 100 a night T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, move to maryland. they tip big. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: they tip big anywhere that isnt the bible belt T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: loke it wasnt their own money T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: oh. move to oklahoma. god hates us here T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Or "Thank Jesus Tittyfucking Christ It's Friday" T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: That way you get the bible belt tips for being so devout T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: jesus was flat. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Yeah, but his bitches and hoes weren't T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: dosnt work that way.come work here and get void pay checks and watch them hand moneys to the church and none to ye T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yes they were. ive never met a big breasted chick from gallilee T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, maybe you need to be more active in the choir. it worked for gump T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: I used to work at an Olive Garden so I feel for you Darkgrey T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or join scientology T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mmnm rotini T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: fuck olive garden sounds goood right now T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: gump also got "stung in the butt" T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude will dick your sister for pasta. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: my sister used to be my manger. i got caught drinking bourbon at work once T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: I love that I live in a country where tips aren't a thing... fucking barbaric T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: yeah i live off tips and tips only its fucked up T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: vakieh in oman slavery used to be right with god. just cb like in n.c. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Pretty sure that's illegal no matter where in the US you are... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, welcome to capitalism T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: which part? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: being drunk at work? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Tip credits can only be what, 50% on min? And then if you get 0 you get back up to full min T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: $2.13 an hour T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep. shop pays the difference or sacks you. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or they pay you as an independant contractor . T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then min wage no matter. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: yeah.. it only pays my taxes then i keep getting fucked and owe the nation more then id enjoy T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: In that case you live in Wyoming, and are shit out of luck :-P T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: five dolleh five dolleh T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: but you have to claim a certain amount of tips so your paycheck is like $20-30 after taxes, and if you don't buy any healthcare T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: wyoming has a coal boom. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: so get this though T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i know a really cute slightly mentally bent chick that cashiers a casino outside ceyenne. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: they put up a sheet saying "hey claim more.. you didnt claim enough you have to claim 200 dollar today." T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: when i claim what i make. so they make you claim more than you actually make so that the irs dosnt raise hell T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: we always claimed 10% of our sales T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, like i said. or they sack you T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: isnt my fault people think 5 dollars on 150 dollar tabs is alright T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: yeah i claim 10% unless i make less T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey maybe y ko ur service reflected your mood T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: nah actually im apprently good at what i do.. somehow T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: at least that what they say T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: really im that guy at every resturant who knows enough to stay out of trouble but dosnt care enough to do anything else but make his money T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: then become a manager. get paid. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: they wouldnt let a 23 year old guy manage there ever T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: no chance in hell T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i like the entertainer type like that guy from saved by the bell T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: 23 and still on min wage? Dude, get your arse back in school. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you paying? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: before they up the loan rates T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: With Coursera et al in existence, money is no excuse. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: coursera doesnt give college credit T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Get onto coursera, get onto Khan academy, and get your arse out of the downward spiral min wage puts it on T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: You don't need a degree to work tech support, for one T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: indeed. but tech support is min wage here. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: But not tipped min wage - and a great stepping stone to more things T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: yeah im applying for geek squad actually. im trying to work myself to death for some extra cash T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: spend less. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i dont really care. to tell the truth i do what i want and make rent and have fun T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: ..still alive T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: become a stripper. thats what they do T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Until that sneaky little cold that puts you in bed for a month leaves you homeless... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: cant say much for the kid that my ex is having and admitidly dosnt know if its mine or not T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: damn that cold! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: paternity test it. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: thats the plan T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: or throw it in a sewage pipe T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: she did a good ol move to virginia on me T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i love virginia. friendly as new york, better taxes, cheaper guns T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mcclean is the best city on the east coast. but v.a. beach represents. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: ... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: mc lean. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: not a fan of new york but ill give it props ove l.a. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: over* T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: the bouncer at a local strip club where an estonian chick i text works's sister from south dakota works at the pentagon in virginia. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude has a used car for sale. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i have gathered that you have a bullet hole filled automated gas powered propultion device for the offerings of cash moneys in return? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw is the rira still planting bombs ? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: you mean the IRA? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey cash or cash and goods. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: deinfe "goods" T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rand. the Real IRA OR RIRA. yep T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, hmmn i guess electronica , pistols, etc T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: lol T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: don't know for sure but haven't heard of them doing it in like 5-6 years but britian is wierd they kinda just act like nothing happened T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you dont accept human scalps? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: dude.. they make for awesome wigs T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: rand, i see.... thry took credit for a big bomb last winter T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: darkgrey finger aldo T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: ill give you 20 dollars a carton of marlboro reds one bottle of early times and one human scalp T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: got a bottle of makers mar just sittin. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: oh shit youre getting fancy T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: im impressed you know of how early the times can be in bourbon land T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug. wax fetish T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you have the rocks glasses with the wax on them as well then? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: no. but i know some fat chicks that like pain. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: im a straight bourbon man.. but if im going big im going to go jamesons T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: shrug. i like vodka. it tastes a lot like alcohol to me. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: but ec 191 is good too. it tastes like ether T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: ec? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: yep.ec. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Captain HR Vakieh: Jamesons tastes awful :-( Get yourself some glenfarclas 8yo - best cheapy whisky T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: never heard ofit T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: everclear T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: drink some old crow black T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i stay far far far far from the ever clear T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: e.c. ever.. clear.. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i just call it the devil T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: as well as 151 T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: btw grey. you know the devil doesnt visit n.c. much. it belongs to ose. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: they call me the devil at work.. i tend to make contracts for people's souls for ciggerattes T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: how many souls will you give for a car? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i have 4 not counting mine i can spare T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i could do 30 bucks dis ount per soul. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: well thats 120 dollars of soul T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: i try to make them go for 50 or so when people hit on them since they are all girls T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well. go farm a few more T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well eve sold her soul for a bit of fruit. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: its a good deal. i mean i still have the original contracts T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: in my wallet so i can remind them of the time when i took their soul T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: if you dont want the car, i understand. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: bring it to me and i shall purchase and you can have the souls for the trip T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey, ever considered making a wod vampire? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: well. souls for delivery plus cash eh T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: wod? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: yeah its only fair T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: most of them are younger than me T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: youth is no warranty of innocense T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: your looking at the youngest as a 19 year old barely used immigrant soul T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cence T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you want T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: think of the things you can do T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: cence... T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you can frame them T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: hmn? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you can be like damn im awesome i have more souls then i can use in one life time T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: i dont keep poeces of wood jn the house. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you wouldnt would ye T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you can frame in metal T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: iron of course T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: sides, souls can be a burden. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: nah. they are a plus T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: weighing you down with all their sins down to the T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: grey. wake me when you can afford the car. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: thats on them not their soul that has been sold already T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: wake me when you can bring it here T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: smells like vampires anyways T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Darkgrey: you know how long its going to take to get the smell of rotting flesh out of that trunk?? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Viscount Droki: beep? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala wiggles her bottom. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Guerin: laughs. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala peers intently at Guerin. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Guerin: raises a brow toward Kythrala. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala: newbs T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala shakes her head. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hundino: nothing wrong with newbs . . You were once there too. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala: true, true T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: !$%%^&*()((**&&^%$$##!!! T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala raises an eyebrow. T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seniseis: I thought u are suppose to watch porn here T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) StarKitten Kythrala: apparently not T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) VampireDude: anyhow bbl,need to go ejaculate T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: what is a "shit-eating grin"? T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failboat: help shit-eating grin T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Chiba: I AM OFFICIALLY AN ARSE T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Dragon RandAlthor: yay! numpad got stuck for a sec now i fucking stuck casting heal like 200 times T3/r7/2013-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hanslanda: should use your fingers to press the keys instead of your other digit.