T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: ko'a mutce tavla T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: Curse you blackjack table. (Shakes fist) T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: Damn you Umber Hulk and your silly Gauntlet too. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: try again with more cursing T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: lol T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: shit T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah, feels good to do that after a long time holding back T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: good job pussy bitch T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: That barely qualifies. Shirley youcan do better. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: good job, shitty dogfood T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Don't call me Shirley T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so you hate my formula?! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Just your ads T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: How Dare YOU!! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I wouldn't know, I hate dogs T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: I love dogs! But I can never finish a whole one T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice Jainnah being fingerbanged by Light Sage Myel, then her whole arm disappears! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica provides Jainnah a handbook on canning food T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Wow.. the whole arm? I'm loose af T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You were walking down the street and your uterus fell out? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: looser than junpiters secruity T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: more like a mini-sausage T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: not sure, but i def gotta squeeze the legs together so i can nut T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: On the plus side, you could probably put your nuts in T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: well, sure if I can fit my whole hand, why not? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when I tell her that she is.. It makes her cry. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: thats my fetish T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: my momma's a horrible person and the world would be a better place without her -_- T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: well damn T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that she wants me all to herself and for other women to stay away from my penis T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: What other women? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: other moms hintz<<< T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I was more focused on the 'other' part. is she even a woman if she's that ugly? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she can use the ladies restroom, does that count?! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A macabre Sonet: if anything an ugly person would have low enough self esteem that they would not tell you they cared if you saw other people T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: In the hood they are all pretty!;) T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: you sure you're not blind? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A macabre Sonet: I find a pillow case to be an equal substitute T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: or a gym sock?! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel throws a used fleshlight at Eukanuba's head. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ow! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you are suppose to use that on dark areas!!! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel holds up a flamethrower and says 'will this help?' T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: to see in the dark?! It will more than help! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: no, I meant to make darken your areas by burning. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: it will make you blind T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahaha T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I become any darker I'll lose my job:P T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Make a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Not to mention the kittens T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: Jainnah, you're so full of wisdom. are you a descendent of Confucious? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Or Pol Pot? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Probably not, but since this is the internet, sure T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: People around here are fulla something, but wisdom is never it T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Beer? T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I ate ice cream... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Beer, shit, jizz.. In various combinations and ratios T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I'm full of mac and cheese right now. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Say hi to Mac for me once he's done T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Sonshi how have you been?! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if they have this channel turned off I am shocked... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: this my favorite channel heh T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: same here T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I'm not hearing much fucking cursing.. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: smells like ass but talk is cheap.. Cha Heerd?! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris lets out a string of curses at Birdbrain Metria that would make you blush... if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: fuckin' channel natzis don't belong on the fuckin' curse channel! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris glares at Birdbrain Metria. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: fuck suppressed healing :P T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: OooooOoooo Fight! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Light Sage Myel just called Birdbrain Metria an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris seems to want to fuck you... And everyone else in the room for that matter. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Emeris.. no taksies-backsies T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: damn suppressed healing T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: while double exp is on what a bunch of shit T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba yells 'You total TWINKIE!!' at Emeris! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris grins evilly at Jainnah. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: You are all a bunch of DEEP FRIED TWINKIES! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is like a convertable... Topless at the press of a button... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Your mom is like a bus, 1.50 and you can ride her all day T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Ohhh I got $1.50 hehe T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is like a beer mug... moist and spilling over the edge... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris boggles at the concept. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Yo momma armpits so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a head lock T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Your momma needs to loose 200 lbs by kickin' your ass outta her house :P T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: "What's the difference between your mother and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking." T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is like a car insurance commercial... Making me laugh till I see I need to switch providers... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: Lol, that isn't because of the price though, right? :P T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly at Papa Johns. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Leveling Wonder: whats the difference between ur mom and a buffalo? Absout 25lbs... How would you even it out? Forcefeed the buffalo or Shave yo momma!! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that she is threatend with a punch to the face for flirting T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Leveling Wonder yawns. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris is agreeing with that A Leveling Wonder person again... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that I rolled over once and made her force me to start over... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris boggles at the concept. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Your momma is so fat the Sorting Hat put her in the Waffle House. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that she don't wanna vote for Donald Trump. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sickening crack, Light Sage Myel shatters a healing potion over Eukanuba's head. Healing! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Light Sage Myel rapidly with the Sacred Banana! Oh No! Wait! They like it Rough! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba unleashes the mighty Sacred Banana on himself! Just shield yourself and call an Ambulance! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gritting her teeth, Light Sage Myel shatters a healing potion over her own head. Healing! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba says 'Go Go Power Rangers!' T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba wipes his brow with obvious relief. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: What up T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sickening crack, Light Sage Myel shatters a healing potion over Quin's head. Healing! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: Ahhhhhhhhhbbh T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I'm just abusing the social I had made earlier. if you don't fucking like it , you can leave. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: Eat a fart T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: how do you eat a fart? I could breathing it, but eating< T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Some farts are lumpy. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: That would be a shart, not a fart T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: Theres poo particles You can ingest Just try er out T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: no, I don't think I will. I spit on your farts. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: YAY! more lubrication for the channel. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: They evaporated before You Could T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: #CriticalBurn T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I also like To randomly capitalize Words. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: CoOl T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria has just bypassed Light Sage Myel's anus and connected her intestines directly to her mouth. Now Light Sage Myel can REALLY talk some shit. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: Tasty T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: Human Centipede comes to mind on that comment. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quin: Feed her T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when God Said "Let there be Light" God also had to say "Get your fat ass out of my way!"... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when you curse she smacks you in the mouth! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: stahp T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: translation?! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: yo MOMMA so far when she uses the weighing scale, it reads "One at a time please" T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Also fat T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well Yo momma is so ugly that I have to close my eyes and turn around before she sucks me from behind!! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varrion: my mom is just a whore T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid after she eats one McChicken sandwich You may have a new brother or sister on the way to the delivery room.... T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that once she jumped up and got PalmOlive(tm) T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma smells of elderberries! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that your family had to tie a bone around her neck in order to stop your father from beating her! T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: that makes no sense T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Leveling Wonder yawns. T3/r7/2016-10-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww C'mon the bone on her neck showing so he won't beat on her anymore?! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dadgumit T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fuckaduck damit T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no thank you T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: omjust using a euphamism T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu chuckles at noegel T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With an insane shriek Failurette Noegel stabs Igamu in her neck with a screwdriver! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu ducks andkicks noegel in her shins T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu kicks noegel in hershins T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel just took a blowtorch to Igamu's eyebrows. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu cacklecurse: bashes noegel and puts outtheflames T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel "accidentally" Doinks Igamu in the Pooper and grins. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: kick noegel T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu kicksnoegel in thesnins andtrips her T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu wigglesher eyebrows at noegel and grins impishly T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel wiggles about like a fish. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel clutches at her chest and falls over dead. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu meeps! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu huggles noegel and comforts her T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Jokes on you muthafucka T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pulls out a shotgun and blows the brains out of the zombified Igamu! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dagum..wench T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Igamu. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lushen: anyone have ninja tutle sex lately ? (sex with backpacks) T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost puts on his backpack T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: What? You strap a dildo onto it and bounce on the thing? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: afk for a while... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus seems to be spying on Lushen, did Lushen just sit on that random penis?!?! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lushen looks at Vost ponderingly. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: Guess he's gonna try it out:P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lushen: YOLO T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: well, reverse cowgirl is kinda uncomfortable T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus peers intently at Vost. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Is it bad when the smell of your own shit makes you puke? :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varrion: tmi T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: It is kind of designed to isn't it? :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I fuckin' love that sour cream and lipton onion mix, but I swear it hates me :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: nope it just means you ate healthy and your nose hates it T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris convulses as he shudders in disgust. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrumble: dammitidontundersand sothere..poijts T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrumble pouts T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat nibbles on Thrumble's ear. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Thrumble cackles gleefully.. thankyou T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat giggles. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat grins evilly at Thrumble. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: got to fuckin' love it when you enter the gauntlet and your mob is in the first room! Woot! Still fuckin' hate the gauntlet levels though :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris fucks the gauntlet in the ass! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: yeah T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: right in the ass! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Remember to practice safe dungeoning T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: fuck that cp I'm entitled to skip a couple :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yajan: this public service announcement: brought to you by Mowse T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Horny eyes flashing, Zhalut is looking for two more people for his threesome! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zhalut shrieks as Mowse grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: I volunteer as tribute. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: err Mis T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aegir: curse is alive again T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous shrieks as Mowse grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aegir: what happened T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Daddy DjVoltron: I won't mention who you have to thank, but it wasn't me. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Innumerous: Please sir, not the spoon again. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It feels good to be back T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that when I beat on you in front of her.. She's just going to hum to herself... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: my momma would do that anyway, but not because she's stupid. she is stupid, btw. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: Myel has so much hatred for Myel's mom -_- T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: me too T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Yay! Room for one more! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: it's okay, you can all hate on my mom, she's a horrible person. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Light Sage Myel upside the head, wonder what she did. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Light Sage Myel. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sickening crack, Light Sage Myel shatters a healing potion over Failurette Noegel's head. Healing! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: ooo tingly T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I need to make more socials... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that only by leaving her alone makes birth control sting less... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That tingly sensation means no more flakes. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: shitnuggets now i cant make my special pancakes T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: ah, the benefits of not having a scalp: you don't have to wash/brush your hair, no dandriff, all hats fit... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) But first, Juanito: and you can polish it and blind people like a super villain T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: once I went over to yo momma house and when I asked what was for dinner she jumped on the table and said "fish!" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: succulent and juicy i hope T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if I slap her ass she is going to back up into me and say "Do that again daddy" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so tenacious that I am forced to use nerf condoms ©, T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: yo momma so smelly, even being skunked would be an improvement. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if she logs onto Aardmud she will be banned for looking at the computer monitor... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yo momma so nasty when threw a boomerang it didnt come back T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: lol, that's impressive T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Your momma so dumb she tried cooking TV dinners on the TV T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: yo momma so dumb, she alphebetizes M&Ms T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that the Imms are going to invent a new travel feature to the mud called "haste" to get around her.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: help haste. too late. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: there's even boots that provide the effect. I'm wearong them, now. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: yo momma's so skinny she can't shower without getting sucked down the drain. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: haha T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yo mama so nasty that when I called her for phone sex I got an ear infection T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: you momma so hairy, doggy style with her would be considered bestiality. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: LOL T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Your momma so dumb, her IQ test came back negative T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: you momma so dumb, she failed her blood test. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Fuck yeah. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Manjushri upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel scuffs her foot sheepishly on the ground. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she says "slam dunk" when I put my peepee in her.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Your 'peepee'? Really? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: I can't T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: what are you, 12? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: 11.5 T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: 12 and a half thank you! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: More like 5 T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yarr! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that whenever she shows her face... Canadians beat on her with scented muslim products! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) But first, Juanito: wat T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris is agreeing with that Manjushri person again... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so dumb that she gets fired from blow jobs.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if I put my penis in her she will never let it go.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri tells you all to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Engrish? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri laughs out loud. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she cannot speak english... So she speaks because she can... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I'd answer that question in spanish, but I think speaking not english on public channels is also against policies1 T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) But first, Juanito: pico para el que lo lee T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is like a doorknob.. Everyone gets her vagina.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Better put on those protective lenses! Manjushri has got that look in his eyes again! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: you should stop while you're behind, dog food. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Life's like a toilet seat T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey At least I am a good brand of dogfood.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: never know when you're gonna get shit on :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri giggles. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Yo momma's so fat, her baby photos were taken by satellite T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I look at life like a terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri nods. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: A sexually transmitted disease, even. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Lifd is a bitch, then you die. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Life is a bitch, then you die. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she takes a picture of herself the camera shakes and sez "You are too heavy".. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: a sexually transmitted terminal illness with about a 9 month incubation period and a 100% mortality rate. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: If that made any sense whatsoever at all... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: We should make a vaccine. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria sings to Eukanuba, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: can i be an uncle fucka too please T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Uh oh, Manjushri's riling up gclan again. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: If my first kid came out like you, I damn sure wouldn't have a 2nd one heh perfect vaccine there :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) But first, Juanito: your momma so fat, she hopped on a helicopter, and the penguin was like, 'alley-oop' T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) But first, Juanito: your momma so fat, she ate a cake, and the train conductor was like, lemme punch your ticket T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that when I tell her to stfu she retorts back saying "No pussy for you"... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I don't think pussy is something you're going to have to worry about for a long time T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri chuckles politely. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: burn! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she has to appear smart to your father or You have to select which house to live in..... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri sings to himself, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris is kind of curios what drugs Eukanuba is on. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the kind that yo momma wants to smoke all of... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: whatever the fuck it is, I wouldn't try it :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: im so stupid I dont get half of these jokes T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she takes a deep breath, her clothes become exhausted... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You're not stupid, these aren't 'jokes' T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Ramblings of idiots :P T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: phew T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri says 'READ THE FUCKING MUDINFO BOARD!' T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: calm yourself man! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Manjushri upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri sings to Failurette Noegel, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel wails miserably. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No fracking way! Could Manjushri truly be a Cylon? FRACK NO! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Better put on those protective lenses! Manjushri has got that look in his eyes again! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if she sits on aardmud the imms will close the window to escape her.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What do a pecan fudge sundae and Yo momma have in common? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: they're both nutty shits? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: cold, nutty shits T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: they are both comprised of elements from the periodic table? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they both go down and give your peepee a warm sensation... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) But first, Juanito: whatt T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: OK that makes no fucking sense T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I don't give a fuck what timezone you're in, you're up past your bedtime T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hot! Manjushri just called Eukanuba an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris nods at Birdbrain Metria and says, "I concur." Why didn't you?! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Birdbrain Metria! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: I chess racist? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Is even T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no otherwise the black team would consist of only pawns T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: This is my favorite so far lol T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri falls down laughing. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she could have saved 50 percent or more on car insurance by switching to Geico©. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Lol. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if I bite her.. I should become fully saturated with fat.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: ive been gone for a while and youre still doing this?? T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so hot that I cannot do anything else:( T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yo momma is so fat, when yo daddy fucks her, all he has to do is slap her ass and Ride the Wave In! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that I rolled over twice and I'm still on the bitch! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yo mamma is so ugly, when she was a kid they put a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits around the house... she really Sits Around The House! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that in school she was marked "insurmountable". T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yo mamma is so dumb, if you converted her brain to gas, it would not be enough to make a piss ant's motorcyle go around a BB twice. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dumb that she has to be reminded to breathe so she won't die! T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Yo Mamma?s so fat, I thought she?d have Princess Leia on a leash beside her. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that her shadow is on a diet.... T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she looks like she's on that new diet "slim Slower" T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she sits down to eat frosted meat flakes insteaed corn flakes©. T3/r7/2016-10-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: instead T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: shit T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Guano. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks into a mirror.. Her reflection faces her backwards... T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that when I tell her to make me Breakfast... She just pauses herself for a half hour and later says "Ok We're done!" T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she can make an onion cry! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so retarded that when I sit next to her she always says "How'd you get here so fast?!" T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma smells of Salted pork! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: youre momma so fat she turn twice and its christmas T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Not this shit again :P T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: I like pork T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's bad for you:( T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The devil enters your body through pork ate... So be careful you do not wanna become totally evil! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: pork is the best i love pork especially pork ribs T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Beef ribs are better!:P T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: never!!! pork the best T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Give a cow a chance...! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if she doesn't follow her diet.. We're later going to be eating meat off her ribs! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: steak with a nice pork rib always good i dont give one more attention then the other just love pork more T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You sir are Eeeeeeefil! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Love your beef more than pork! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Your body will thank you for it later T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that whenever she prays to Jesus, Jesus says "I believe she cannot stay thin!" T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: that was fuckin' weak T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: All of them are. It's meant to be irritating. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that whenever she prays, God says "Oh you're still there?!" T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rynk falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that all her clothes are considered to be "Space Suits"... T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that your family had to tie a bone to her neck to convince your father to stop beating on her.... T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that once she sits on a quater... It turns blue. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she sits on a quater. The eagle on it flies away... T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that after eating 1 meatball she was thought to be 8months pregnant... T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that Aardmud is running out of room for her... And I am outta here! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in a mirror, the mirror says "How long do we have to do this?!". T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat and I am tired of it!;( T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: better than calling me Dookie Eukie... T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that she cries everytime she's told to stfu! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba winces in agony. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I feel sorry for your momma T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that when she's told to stfu, she puts lipstick on her vagina. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so nasty that when she goes to church they won't give her a cracker...8? T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I know I earned points for that T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I just invented that T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: we can tell T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg Can You?! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba blushes. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Did you ever think of Open Mike Night at you local Comedy Club? T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: are you serious?! Because I really haven't thought of club spots... Befriending people and learning creating that "Hanging out groove" brings out the best in me... T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so retarded that if your father leaves her it will lead to indictment! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah! T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!* T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: here is a yo mama hospitalized skit from YouTube http://youtu.be/KIeq4i-us8I T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: You get Muleania for nothing and your tax for free. T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica begs someone to spank him T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: heh T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BlakDragon: the last person I spanked almost got me fired... the boss couldn't take a joke... nor could he sit down for a week T3/r7/2016-10-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Fantasy! Fantasy! Fantasy! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zhalut: raijin T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fuckaduck! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Omg I came to the wrong window and jerked off onto my keyboard by accident! It's all moist now like lotion;( T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba steps behind you and makes a generous deposit into your prostate. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba steps behind you and makes a generous deposit into your prostate. Oddly you feel relieved... T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I was worried until I remembered I lack a prostate T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: You may have mine T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: No thanks, I'm good T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud: SCREW YOU FREDFV T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: welcome back, euka :-) T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Your physicals are lacking a bit of - ooomph T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: thank youi T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you remember me from long ago too?! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: nod, and your extremely brief visit back in 2014 T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba steps behind you and makes a generous deposit into your prostate. Oddly you feel relieved by your rectum ranger! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: oh, I'm Abelinc, btw T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: cool T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hey are you from pennsylvania as well? T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: a/s/l? T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Biker, meet Abelinc. Abelinc, meet Biker. My work here is done. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: old/yes/anywhere T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: I've been in PA since 2000 T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: a/single/loooong T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Aww man, You'd hate my city of Philadelphia... The trainways sometimes smell of urine.. lol T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: I'm in the philly burbs...took the r7 to broad street line for the howard's last game on Sunday T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You lucky dog! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You morph into the form of Eukanuba, Wielder of the Sacred Banana! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks, please oh please don't hit him! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba unleashes the mighty Sacred Banana on himself! Just shield yourself and call an Ambulance! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mondoo ca T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that walruses try to communicate with her... T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma lit a cigarette once and tried to puff it with her vagina! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mondoo: Your momma wears army boots! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I saw when she took them off! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Biker: heh, T3/r7/2012-06-25.txt.gz:Really R. Bigman gossips '... Maan I am not Eukanuba.. Why do people keep calling me that!' T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she put them on the floor.. Ding Dong! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and them roaches moved nextdoor! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey ya can only hide if the Imms let you:P T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba opens your ass and moistens your prostate even more so! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: No one spreads my cheeks like you do. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: Not even cops. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I outran the police with my weed and injured my right leg when I hopped a fence too fast.. I learned that I am too old for that shit too I do not heal the same lol! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Very classy T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO()!! SmoKeD OuT !!()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO() T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri has red eyes and a perma-smile. he must've got the bong out. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: cops are funny when they frisk ya... They always make my dick fall out the pee hole of my boxers.. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You smell something peculiar about Manjushri... What could it be? T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: I don't wear undergarments when I get frisked by cops. It doesn't stop them, though. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: Back to Dexter for my little ass. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I hate the fact when cops cannot believe when you say you are with no firearm... I heard one say once "We do not know that so I am checking to make sure!" lol T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri just loaded Eukanuba a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO()!! SmoKeD OuT !!()OoOoO()OoOoO()()OoOoO()OoOoO() T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves a smoke grenade down Manjushri's pants. WooH !! Hot ! Hot ! Hot ! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri shouts Snootchie Bootchies as he whips out the BluntSaber. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!* T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hide the weed! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Don't hide it in your ass though.. Because then I won't wanna smoke it lol T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri enjoys the fact he lives in Washington State. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri has red eyes and a perma-smile. he must've got the bong out. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Yeah, but you're not allowed to pump your own gas T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: and the beer. cheers! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Or was that oregon T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Oregon. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: that was T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored her. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: ahh oregon T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: was nice T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: before the californians and arizonians. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yup, so don't move there, or Washington. They suck. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri drink handcrafted 8% ipa, while smoking 32%thc ganja. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri drinks handcrafted 8% ipa, while smoking 32%thc ganja.p T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri senses failure is on the horizon. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri waves goodbye from the deck as the U.S.S. Failboat sails away. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri likes jokes made by web-bots. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pulls his pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!' T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Manjushri's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r7/2016-10-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!* T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Looks For Someone To Pass It To. T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: nothin' worse than an itchy ass I should say T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: why the fuck am I still cam-paining? T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piffaron: trump, is that you? T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu roflol T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Emeris mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hugotski: Are you kidding me!!!!!! T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri just loaded Hugotski a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hugotski: Been working on lifestone task from cleric in stronghold for month. He keep attacking me. I might kill a T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hugotski: sweet little puppy soon!!! T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: ay? T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri has red eyes and a perma-smile. he must've got the bong out. T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: fuck T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum stands in awe as Birdbrain Metria says to him, "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jefu: how are you? T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ousk: fucken donkey T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jefu: roses are red so is your blood you look like a monkey and belong in a zoo but dont worry ill be there too not in the cage but lauging at you T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba says, 'Botting is like a drunk weasel. It's only fun until someone gets caught.' T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that you need to stfu! roflmao! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: you're a sad little excuse for a man, aren't you? T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Do you want me to be;) T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ? T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: no, I want you to not act 12 T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: That sounds like a plan T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmm... I wonder if myel sorta likes me when I am not acting this way... T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: That's one way to get a spouse. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly at Sergeant Johnson. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns slaps Sergeant Johnson. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I marry her... They are going to be incharge:P T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: And so it would seem! And they say young love is dead. :) T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok maybe ot T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns consoles Eukanuba. It is obvious that Papa Johns cares. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: not T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ty for your mercy Johns T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: You're welcome, broham. Sorry true love escaped your grasp once more. You'll get it in time, my friend. :) T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri is agreeing with that Papa Johns person again... T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: RL usually changes things when I get a nice spouse lady T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri just loaded Eukanuba a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I remember often begging Imms to help me get aard eq back that was shared and the spouses sometimes wouldn't log back on for a long time T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To Manjushri!! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: tell me about it..i got a bunch of stuff on my spouse, just nothing owned T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Sounds like YOU got owned, yo T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: reckt T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns consoles Of Loyalty Gruagach. It is obvious that Papa Johns cares. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba looks for someone to use his LAME pick-up line on. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ladies and Gentlemen! I am now open for marriage! That is all, ty:D T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: trez was looking for a spouse earlier, send her a tell T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mondoo: Like James Brown, you're single and ready to mingle? T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: or note, rather...offline! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: Lol, Amarufox. :P T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: just looking out for my hot blonde friend, trez T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: and all that aard eq she has lying around T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox winks suggestively. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Papa Johns: You sly fox you! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox wraps Papa Johns in duct tape, humming to himself. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Sergeant Johnson, If we were two squirrels, could I BUST a nut in your hole? T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I was gonna warn but then I remembered you're not as hated as I am... So ah fuck it! Have fun T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: just don't bot! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba says, 'Botting is like a drunk weasel. It's only fun until someone gets caught.' T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Keeps me living without too much trouble... T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mota (God) tells the CLAN: 'I wuv yoo, Eukanuba!' T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mota (God) tells the CLAN: 'Hey Sergeant Johnson you r Rux! And so is Eukanuba!' T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud: #go suck a dick hashtag T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Feck off! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud: lol T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ruffles Claud's hair playfully. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: oh no... Dolt of all people has me ignored?! wtf!! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris seems to want to fuck you... And everyone else in the room for that matter. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: damn enter button stuck and I just wasted like 10 healing pots or more heh :P T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris sighs. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: how the fuck is everyone anyways? :) T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Pretty Fucking GOOD. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Good to fuckin' hear :) T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I fucking hate being sick! T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Varrion: fucking great mate T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris comforts Light Sage Myel. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Sorry to fucking hear, Myel. T3/r7/2016-10-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I'm only sick in the head :P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba covers their ears and screams "Too much fucking info!" at the top of their lungs! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Some day I hope to earn forgiveness... I don't wanna appear to be a horses ass to everyone... really I am just misunderstood... Like I not only remember reading The head Imm's desc that's awesome I also remember his man to man talk to me about Back in the day stories of aard... So I don't talk stoneage bullshit if I can help it to keep from angering the Imms... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: horse's ass T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: thats good but are you on about? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: long time no see Roquewarrior... How've you been?! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: ive been good cant complain and self? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well I talk with limiters on me now that aren't even applied by the Imms... It's just built in because I don't wanna lose sight of Aardmud action T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Growing up with some of you has been a kick ass experience to the fuckin brain... I am glad you guys let me grow with you some... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you sound on the verge of doing something stupid still aloot of growing to do with us T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: starling said the same to me once:( T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: havent seen starling in a long time T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she warned me about fake chan before I caught it... It's amazing what awesome programmers can do... I felt like I couldn't breathe... You know I love to talk lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my jokes are sorta dry sometimes but I can be quite tickling with retorts in arguement once in awhile... Shit yesterday a friend of mine begged me to come outside and to ignore the computer... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: trouble outside alot of the time so I said "Hey Would you take that dick out of your ass buddy and act like you got some fucking sense?!" T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they left me with the computer T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they even offered another computer but it was too damn old to upgrade... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I use to have bed bugs and the story on them use to be tickling like roach stories... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Everytime the bed bugs found me I'd flip the mattress over till I got fed up and threw it away and bought another... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: If I had bed bugs I'd just raze the house and call it a loss T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I use to use a bunch of rubbing alcohol and a steamer... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: talk about ashy skin... I use to have haha I thought I had dandriff at first... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pennie for your thotz anyone?! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have got to get me some of Ivar's hot chix0rz T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Bot masters hog too many as it is... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If the day ever arrives to where I cannot have pussy till I master my own bot... I am just going to have no pussy then... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I can't even master debate >:( T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba charges toward the lightbulb with his legs spread open. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba manages to unscrew the lightbulb like a proper Mailorder Bride. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. Who's going to screw it back in? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Oak Tender Arnica up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: these socials are still cosmically comical to me... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A lightbulb appears over FirstBlade Gladacus's head...illuminating the word DUMBASS. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba r rox!! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Oak Tender Arnica, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww Man, Fuck facebook... Semoene better learn to log on here at the right time... I need their help again to get a new manor... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Do you love me as your dog food?! Because I do try to take care of your dog:P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucron: ...anyone wanna translate that? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my proteins are also calcium fortitified... And doesn't cut the roof of your dog's mouth!;) T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: If someone could translate curse -h 100...... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fortified T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what type of english do you cool people use?! Is it actual English/English or dutch or american english?! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucron: dirty south english. good luck have fun T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok cuz I heard dat... I ain't evah skeerd! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So can you believe Youtube has me banned from parts of some countries?! Like Germany?! I guess it's for my own good... I dunno teh German like German knows German... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have tickled some of the orient so that's better than nothing... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: could be worst being fucked up... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I think from what I saw of other people with similar hookup... They can see the video but cannot hear anything... Because of guidelines and policies..' T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I saw some people were motivated to show off in their own way and that's cool... I don't wanna be a total fuck up to anyone if I can help it... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Like my psychiatrist sez: "ooaps Time for doctor to take medication too" They take a pill I take a needle... Keeps me from totally flipping out and landing in prison or worst so I'm all for it the shit that keeps us functioning to have fun:) T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What fucks me up is how could a needle cost 600 bucks without health insurance.. woah... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I bet that tickles better people... Psychologists that need medication to stay psychologists.. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hmm... The level of carelessness is unusually higher in comfort.. I didn't see the tmfi social used on me lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: no, the is how much it costs, health insuance or not. Which is fucked up. If you have insurance, instead of say universal health care, other people who also have insurance, pay your rest of the 600. It is a scam T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Sounds like the truth T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: through taxes?! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: the needle or pill just should not cost shit except manufactoring T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is agreeing with that Manjushri person again... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Good Health will soon be recognized as a Human Right. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: I hope... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: good concept... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri gets of soap box, and drops the mic. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri gets off his soap box, and drops the mic. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba rolls on the floor laughing at Manjushri's antics! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Good fuvking morning Eukanuba T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri smiles happily. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Same to ya Manjushri How the fuck do YOU feel today?:) T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Now, where thr fuck is my fucking coffee. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: and BTW T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Sorry I'm drinking it! I ran out of juice!:P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba's mom and Manjushri seem to be having all too much fun with nipples! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Found that social...and thought of you T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Manjushri up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri sings to Eukanuba, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: I think that is still my fav. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Manjushri's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Better put on those protective lenses! Manjushri has got that look in his eyes again! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Manjushri just popped out Eukanuba's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Eukanuba's ears? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems to be after Manjushri, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better him than you, eh? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: funniest socials we ever find lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lubed and ready, Manjushri mounts his wardildo. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Now that's hot! Manjushri is mounting his wardildo and riding toward Eukanuba! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba unleashes your mom from his peepee! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba turns into \TriviaMan/, trying to impress Manjushri. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba does it to your mom until his weewee hurts! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Mom and Manjushri are too busy fapping to chat right now. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba does IT to your mom until his weewee hurts! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Mmmm, coffee. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba turned into ThunderHowl, the Shag Machine!! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri turns Eukanuba into Captain Tourette. "WHORECUNT SHITDICK BURNITALL." Nice. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Apparently FirstBlade Gladacus thinks a certain someone gives cunts everywhere a bad name. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has mutated into the form of Eukanuba to pull out their Sacred Banana! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) arrrrrrrr ARRRRRRRRR ARRRRRRR!!!!!... Manjushri has ARRRRRRived. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uhoh You Sound like a HooKer now... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri ARRRRguably has the most ARRRRgrivating ARRRRatory that Eukanuba has evARRRR heARRRRRd. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri exclaims "ARR!" and makes an intimidating face. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri reminds you to bring citrus on your next pillage! Arrr! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba forges the legendary =|=L=E=G=O=S=W=O=R=D=>! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba laughs hysterically at Oak Tender Arnica, OMG! his ass just fell off!! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh no! My ass fell off! Wtf! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri laughs out loud. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: need that thing to help me take a shit like a true champion... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmm... Maybe I should think up a new social... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: yeah not that expensive T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sings call J-G Wentworth! 8-77-Cash Now! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: where's the classic kick you off the mud social T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ?! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With guns ablazin' and dust heavy in the air, both Manjushri and Eukanuba lay dead on the ground. No real loss... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: dont know T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri thinks someone in this room deserves a kick in the A*S. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: oh just say ass T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri shouts something about, 'Darn Ba'als!' and kicks at the air menacingly! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba's eyes begin to glow red. Wonder what he is thinking?! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmm.... Sounds like a awesome way to page an Imm that would love to kick some ass:P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: try whispering ass:P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: to the wrong person T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri seems upset with another reference to Daoine and sex. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri smiles a secret little smile as he paints his ass blue! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba informs Margorp that Daoine is not Pyre. he needs to look for sex elsewhere. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri is scrutinizing the crowd carefully, looking for a suitable subject for experimental anal bypass surgery. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: good social T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Margorp into a barn and forces him to cluck like a CHICKEN!!! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love that social too T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Nooooo Don't make me cluck like a chicken!!! roflmao!! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Sooo many bad bad bad ones T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: 3.1 *pi2 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: 3.1 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: 3.1.... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri continues-4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus starts-3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus continues-4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus continues-306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri continues-306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri starts-3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri continues-4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri continues-306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938 T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma has husky nipples! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Prepare to protect the planet earth... Pretty soon a little eukie is going to be trying to walk across the floor of my house! One of my lady friends sez I could be the guy since I happened to be around at a specific time if ya know what I uh "Fuckin" mean lol.. Catch my drift?:P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If the kid doesn't look like me I'm gonna say "Bitch get outta my face" hahaha T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Well, best of luck to you. Probably best to wear a condom. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I know but condoms take away all the good feeling/filling:P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos smirks at Eukanuba's saying. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: I've used them in the past and they don't take away the sensation T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: of course it's better without T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if too many ladies say the same thing and they somehow all have my kids.. I am gonna try to off myself or somethin like that... Because too many kids sometimes is one heck of a hassle;) T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: poor bastard T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: trying to hide from some women as is... I am going to only surrender and attempt to be a good parent if a smart lady traps me and threatens to take me to court for child support... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard: Going the Frank Gallagher route, it sounds like T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: better hope I do not fuckin win a RL lottory jackpot big time because I am going to aard the rest of my life away from a solar powered mansion:P T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: All my belts are going to be Alexander McQueen's when that happens... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bbl some fuckin time... protect the mud for me so I can enjoy it when I return:D T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Aight fool T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: fucking dick shit bitch ass prick T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: cunt ass fucking twat fucking useless bitch prick cunt wipe T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Marpen: the wipe seemed excessive... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: my mom is excessive T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: fuckit T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Marpen: lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: retarde fucking anus jockey twat face T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: cock T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: bell rider T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mondoo: Seething cum bubble. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: its sexy when people curse shit T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: cow fucking dog shit eatin whore T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Maggoty Cow Clit. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: Arrmadilldo milk missile T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Purple veined donkey dick. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Giant Monkey Spasms. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: transvestite skunk spray T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Hermaphroditic Hippo Herpes. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mondoo: I'll take anal bum covers for 600, Alex. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri giggles. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: batty spastic retarded ass gymnastics wit overweight clap sd'd mass blatent eratic bitches T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: spelled blatant wrong T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: wit bollox T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: nice rap thu T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: well chef guess the shit hit the fan T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yeah, poor chef left. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: what a fucking load of bollocks T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: hairy sweaty foaming bulls testacles T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: pile of shit T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: shit towers T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: uncontrollable sphincter T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: woodwood, whawha? fuckoff T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: R's biscuits T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) HoofIt: cunt T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: one time the word stupid bitch escaped trumps mouth, and that never happened to hitlary T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: lol, hitlary T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: lol, people on paltalk like to call her that, especially the suthern veterans T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: hitlery i guess, but i like the word hilarity so hitlary it is T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: quite amazing that things like a german reporter interviewing a syrian rebel about america's funding of al qaeda, cia weapons being stolen by jordan's cia and sold on the black market, america's 23 trillion dollar debt (after george bush left at 8 billion) and alot of shady little things like that're never even hinted at in the presidential debate T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: all them things happened under the democrats T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: curse 8 trillion* T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: trump's the only person in the last 10 years with any voice that's challenged the pacific free trade agreement T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Trump won't act like a puppet for president either... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: watch how the democrats persuade people's tendencies after this hurricane, making their minds even further away from governance in distractions of solidarity with the afflicted T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: that's what i like trump, he has his checks and balances, but he's the only one who won't do what they say T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: how the fuck am I supposed to enjoy one of the few channels I can curse on if you're going to bring this damned politics shit into it? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Trump will declare the US debt void because the products received weren't good enough. Bam. Deficit solved. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: you can swear about politics, if i talk politics on any other channel people like raded start talking about alien retards with adhd and how intelligent him and pedophiles are T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sky Burial Mithridatic: i'm done anyways, off to find arguementive people on a chat program where the arguements never end i think T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: hehe T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: one time someone wanted ice cream and it ended up at aliens hiding in dark energy or something T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: No one can hear your ice creams in space. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I thought your script was going to say "decent to hell" because there's an ice cream there too T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: one time I posted a note about being able to use everything as an equivalent to all when working with inventory items on ideas and it started a philosophical debate on immtalk about what sentience is. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she only sits down to a plate of food! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: haha myel yep Curse and Immtalk... Never know where even small sentences will lead you T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Immtalk is good for making sure no one is plotting to steal my dog food:D T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: © T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9JMRixCgrI T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: still around hwuai?! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: stay cool!:) T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Eukanuba upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Silence beast! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I mean ok T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Eukanuba. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: funny video from hwuaii check it out... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: yeah. the ending makes you cringe T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I'll do what I want! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I dun wanna be a angry man in a wheelchair... lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: and why the hell not? They're so seXXXy T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Myel is no longer ignoring you. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well.. Maybe I'm not cursed after all:D T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: correct T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I would like to be cursed T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: it makes me sad having only one person on my ignored list, and there isn't anyone else annoying enough for me to ignore T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I was ignored by a Janelle some years ago but she doesn't play anymore :( T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: or jaenelle T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I have no idea if I'm being ignored by anyone. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: wait, no, I think lili ignored me, but she wasn't worth being upset over. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ah yeah Jaenelle was cool! She looked like a Zelda from "The Legend of Zelda" tho... LOL splendid lady... T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I almost became her spouse once.. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: almost? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel will never marry, T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: But I mischanned or something wrong and was embarassed with a nochan from Imms so the Jaenelle proposal was off heh T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: was an accident honest! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uho my cheesesteak is ready.. Gotta go eat! Catch ya later alligator! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: byee T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel . o O ( dammit, I missed my chance to say 'In a while, crocodile.' ) T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel slaps Light Sage Myel. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: these opportunities almost never happen you fool! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel hugs Light Sage Myel. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: I need to go byee T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel wails at Kallie. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I was going to say it, but I didn't want to be that guy. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that guy can be a beautiful thing T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: haha i aint going just pulling your train T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: isn't the expression 'y\nking your chain'? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: if I could spell it T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Crank yanking? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: sure that too lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you're a strong lass to be pulling trains T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: pulling a train whatever lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Probably do a lot of p90x T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: fucking yoga T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: The best kind of yoga to do. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: that's what twister os for. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: twister os sounds like a horribly and unnecessary complex operating system T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: I can't spell is T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: twister might be fun T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: twister naked=fucking yoga T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: my mind is blown myel T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Should be more than that if done right. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: its foreplay T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: bonus points if you get a second spinner that lists body parts instead of colors T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: what if it lands on my ass ? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Ask for lube. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: mmm kinky T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: wondering if it was a spank or more T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: just my luck it'd be a foot in the ass T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: I might let you do more in the dark if no one else was looking T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: why does it have to be dark T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: To make use of the nightvision cameras. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: cant let other people see whats happening T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: let them see. They'll probably giggle, poke you with a stick, and eventually get bored and move on. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: no they would follw me home and stack me T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: and stock me lol T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Stalk? T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: oh yea that too T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: i'd stack/stock/stalk ya! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Cytan upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: darkness leaves more to the imagination for me T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Imagination can be just as vivid in the light as long as you also have an adventurous partner. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel slaps Claud on his ass and yells "Wooo Fucking Hooo!" T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud appears to be calling his spouse "Maw." Odd. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud has gone hillbilly! he just bitch-jacked Failurette Noegel! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel and Aimbot TrEz are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel pees around herself intently. T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You and your territory marking! T3/r7/2016-10-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything! T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Did you lose your goat again? T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mondoo: HAHAHAHA T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mondoo: That trumps anything T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks at your father, he says "What the hell did I do?!" T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright yellow sign reading "MAYBE !!" T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright white sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!" T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: you momma so ugly, any attempt to capture it in words would be an insult to whatever language you were using. T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Yo momma is so ugly that it hurts her self-esteem T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that if I scratch her back.. She laughs as if a joke had been told! T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that after 1 phone call... N.A.S.A is retracting the satellite T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba notices a strange light coming from his pants as a strange power stirrs from within and his crotch glows... You're giving him head! Yes YOU are! T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Light Sage Myel: you misspelled 'stirs' T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dakrum: nerds T3/r7/2016-10-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: gdmfrawr T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Doubles now dammit T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: myels not you lol T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: be nice meow T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox brushes Vibrating Vinatia's hair for her. Looks better now. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I am waiting ! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Tease T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: gq mob - Dr. Phuck, Dentist's office T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I hate forgetting to use tierstats heh T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Don't forget to set your tierstats. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris sticks his tongue out at Taeryn. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is a fart sniffer... T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that when she went to school she was marked "Not there". T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I know you're getting angry because Ah um tol-ken O'b0t Yo Muthar! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: lovely T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to school she was marked "Not looked at often". T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you deserve an ice-cream T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It better be from yo momma!:P T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no my gran you can have her with ice-cream no charge T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: You DID NOT give gran the recalled Drumsticks! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i tried but old fart smelt the rat poison and tossed it T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's it time to call (SVU) Special victims unit! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whines, "Hey, I was only joking!" T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that she sells clothes that she borrows just to put food on the table:( T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Breastnow is available for use. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan! sorry!:(\ T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Eukanuba. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it was an accident! I swear! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel tosses a pie at Eukanuba and hits him right in the FACE! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I would rather pick cotton.. And never pick a fight with the Imms! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yer lucky I canno see you noegel! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel disappears in a puff of confusion and shame. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: try again T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba looks at Failurette Noegel with a pout on his face. What is he, six? T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on Failurette Noegel, and pushes her off the mud. T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Wooooo I love bungee jumping T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo girlfriend is like an armed car... All in when there's enough money and protection... T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so nasty that she can't even smile anymore after failing the napkin test 3 times in a row... T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yo mama so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.  T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: where did that come from Noegel?! Is that original? Because it's good! T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: nope I heard it some years ago from a bud T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she gets angry when you feed her a rice cake... T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Every single Aard member lights up their air guitar at once and blows out the Internet. I have my cup o noodles, you? T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I want the boards from the alien ships T3/r7/2016-10-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: taking 2:1 odds that the word "pussy" will be mentioned in the first 15 minutes. T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: damn T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: you use curse to say just damn? T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: WEAAKKKK T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: 8) T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: at least a little fuck would be appropriate T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Flipping right. T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: Is shite allowed on gossip? T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud: forsure T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucron: I've got a dirk for you right here. In my pants. T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alzar: Is that even curse-worthy? T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucron: well it wasn't barter worthy, I can tell you that. T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: That's not a dirk... That's a baby tooth... T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: That's not a dirk, its your sister T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lucron: fine, fuck you alzar! better? T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus blinks innocently. T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alzar: I give it a C+. Unoriginal. T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am so sorry but I cannot take it to your sister unless you watch us! T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright white sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!" T3/r7/2016-10-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: and that ember ignites thae anger of a nation pushed past endurance of a clown running for president. No more debates, no more news, get your early ballot, mark it, and mail it. Be done with this stupidity that embarasses our Already Great Nation T3/r7/2016-10-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as FirstBlade Gladacus and Canada are married! ] ] ] ... Maybe you should send a gift of a 12-pack of condoms, ribbed, for Canada's pleasure. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: I just read the socials list and turned on this channel to say MOTHER FUCKER! ...Thank you. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: F U everyone for never talking on this channel. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A coin in Fontana: ok, I will T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That was uncalled for. My feelings are hurt. This is no longer a safe space. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: the word safe space is my trigger word now im reporting you T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Taeryn!!! Amministra Amorat cheers him on. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: this is where locker room talk goes T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Fiddlesticks. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: C'mon this channel is for venting that is a bit overboard. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I tried to tone it down as much as I could. T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2016-10-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: the only reason any of the Winnie The Pooh stories exist is bbecause Pooh fucked up. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Misha: fuck aduck dam capslock T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Nope. I will do no such thing. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Misha: dammit ineed freaken batteries T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Mewling quim. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Misha eh? T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat grumbles to himself about his exam T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: quim is ooooold english for 'vagina'. so a mewling quim is a whiney pussy in today speak. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Loki said it in Avengers and I nearly spat out my drink. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: xD I learnt that one a long time ago, didn't know it was old english though! T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: I believe so, yeah. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Sorry. Unknown origin. I guess I just assumed it was old english because Loki was using it? T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: That and neat words like that tend to be old english anyways :P T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: Aye, just looked it up, 18th century xD T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: Modern english seems so plain in comparison :P T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Me too. and yeah. booooriiiing. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Create new words, don't just change the meaning of current ones. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: Insults have certainly become more plain xD T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: The olden poetry is better too, imo, richer, although maybe that is just what has come down to us, filtered through generations T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Try Lysistrata. Oh. My God. That is a great story to read. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I think it sounds better because it's written in unused language and style so it seems fresh T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Modern poetry will sound rich in 300 years I bet T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: The main premise of Lysistrata is women sick of their husbands so they stop giving them sex. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: And the inevitable horny consquences. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You feel nauseous as Vibrating Vinatia hits Manjushri in the eye with a used tampon. Careful, you might be "it" next! T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I want to be it plz k n thx T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lubed and ready, Manjushri mounts his wardildo. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia has just bypassed Manjushri's anus and connected his intestines directly to his mouth. Now Manjushri can REALLY talk some shit. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: me next God dammit T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel whines pathetically about everything. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Click* Vibrating Vinatia just handcuffed Failurette Noegel to her keyboard. Now let's see her go AFK! T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: get him boys T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel swoons in absolute ecstasy. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Now that's hot! Manjushri is mounting his wardildo and riding toward Failurette Noegel! T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn gets the brownies and wanders off. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: FML there's no point without brownies T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel's amazed at the hot spray! What a geyser! Wait, thats Vibrating Vinatia's femfap! T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I lost my ability to femfap in the Australian American war of 2009 T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that God dammed kangaroo cavalry... T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I hate having to get up to piss when you're in the middle of a good run damnit :P T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That is why they make bottles. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: yeah but I drink outta cans :P T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Aim carefully and don't circumcise yourself a second time. T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: and ya don't want a tin slit on your dick trust me heh heh T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: fuck guess now's a good time to take a piss heh T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: hah forgot I died and just sac'd all me keys :P T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Of Loyalty Gruagach: rup T3/r7/2016-10-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: gotta love that :P T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I'm getting some shitty fuckin' cps this time around :P T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster hard enough. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallen: maybe i should stop watching tv and just fucking get to 200 T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I'd just like to take a minute and salute all you t9ers out there... this 5k is killing me, you guys are the fuckin' shit I tell ya :) T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: T0 use to be 1k/2k/3k/4k/5k/5k/5k T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: I kept getting CPs with the Room Name not the Location... I am like. But... I dont know them THAT well yet. I could search it out, and I did a couple like that.. But geez. I would rather quit and start a new one. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: apply today at jobs.cocks.com hehe T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: oh wait that's spelled cox... T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Is that like HotMale.com T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Ya all mother fuckers are too damn quiet :P T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: in the fuckin' zone I take it keep on keepin' it on! heh :) T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Your Mom and Manjushri are too busy fapping to chat right now. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers with Manjushri about their shared secret. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: about time, she's been needin' some soft small dick for a while... thank you for breakin' her in easy heh heh T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Oh yeah! T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Oscar, you're a GROUCH! --- BITCH I LIVE IN A TRASH CAN! T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Hah I just made my first fme alias hehe :P T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I just made my first cup of tea for the day. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luxifer: ARGHHHh T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piffaron: fucking hello T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: back to the fuckin' exp grind! T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Fudge 'em. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: darn it all to heck T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: foul-mouthed rangers <3 T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris raises an eyebrow at Mael's weird actions. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn nods at Mael. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: now look what you've started! corrupting sweet, innocent mael :( T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox licks Mael. T3/r7/2016-10-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2016-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Misha: i changed myfucking password on asight adn now it wont fucking let me on at all T3/r7/2016-10-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Misha screams and fucking stomps aaaiii hate microsoft today!!! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: BEGONE role playing Satan! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: damnit this is the place for roleplaying killings! (self - channel - policing) T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I fucking hate Sahuagin :P T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) FirstBlade Gladacus: I am sure it hates you too T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i lovingly fuck sahuagin T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: It most definetly does :P T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: when I was a kid at halloween they didn't have little girls being slaughtered by meathooks advertised on history tv T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: What the Fuck dude?! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alzar: Shame. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: when i was a kid they didnt have a history channel T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i guess it was her possessed father or something, ridden by the holyghost - the next commercial was about finally finding adolf hitler, with living witness technology , llc T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: a new top horror tv series coming up T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: regressive zika and generation skipping zika T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: once you hit puberty your head shrinks T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Kill a pale butler. (kill but) T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: I'm totally mature. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: "here lies a butcher corpse" T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: -giggle- T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: wonder what it's like for retarded people when they realize that not only god hates them, but humanity does too T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i imagine rich ones have hospitals where everybody pretends they're normal T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: hmm T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: coming to the age of darwinism, the futility of the future - true story T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: probably be racist to travel asylums and retard group homes across the world to get their insight into realizing reality hates them and there's nothing they can think against it T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: trying to drill the truth into their incomprehending minds, the good doctor cures them of the illusion of life T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I'm sure they can deal with it just as much as when you find out someone hates you T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: could always disguise themselves as muslims i guess T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: but all the fleshly purposes of their meatholes are being denied T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: not really actually T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: hate's something you can cure with death and mind control T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: now I can't tell if you're being a troll master or what T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: He has a bet to see how many people he can get to ignore him. :P T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: this makes more sense T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: says the woman who's voting trump cause first of all, he had a tv show T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't ignore anyone though so I guess I'm a lost cause much like I am in many other facets of life T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: life'll suicide bomb itself soon i think T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: little splotches of atheist faith will be all that's left of humanity T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no that would be simply too messy. I'm not going to leave a mess T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Bleach away life's messes. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no because then people can't sell my stuff because they'd be damaged T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You could always go with the buried with all your stuff, or have it cremated with you. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: and have faith in the greedy mortician T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: it only costs 10,000 dollars for this funeral that involves an inspirational speaker, a fire and a 700 dollar cardboard box T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: wonder what they do with all the fat that drips, maybe it evaporates T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I was thinking of selling everything except for a shovel then going out to the woods, digging a shallow grave, partially burying myself, and then committing the deed so my lifeless body can fuel the earth's natural life cycle T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: should be some video streams of cremations out there T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: the fat burns away have you never cooked before T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: At least take a good book with you! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: what about the steam T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: human bodies are 80% or so water T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: 57-60% water. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: a fully grown adult skeleton weights about 25 pounds T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: goes into the atmosphere of course where else? Maybe Morty the magical mortician bags it up and breathes it in before bed T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: maybe mike tyson's is bigger T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: could be some magic properties to human steam, they sell albino body parts in tanzania T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: the taboo market is hard to beat, look at asia T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: how do they dispose of the embalmed blood T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: captive vampires T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: can't be, didnn't you see on the movies that they only drink blood while the heart still beats T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: they don't embalm cremated corpses unless refrigeration isn't available which isn't an issue these days T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: maybe they use artificial hearts to put some lives into it before pouring it into the matrix T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Marpen: look T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: bike pumps are more efficient plus less expensive and simpler to operate T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Marpen: mst T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: we can open our vampire feedlot now T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: did you get a permit? I was so close but I got uncomfortable when i had to start paying the fee T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: the government hasn't figured out at way to tax death yet, only the people who feed it T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: another politician spontaneously died a couple days ago in canada, he's arguing with god over funeral expenses now T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't think God would give two shits about funeral expenses T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Probably not even one T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i don't think gods arm is connected to a muslim shoulder joint either, but apparently he cuts everybody's head off T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: so who am i to argue what god thinks or doesn't think, my god changes uniforms whenever i consider it T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: why would any God need a uniform T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Not even god can give a shit bigger than Trump. Those are yuge. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: so he can be seen of course, you can't consider what you can't see T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel is agreeing with that Taeryn person again... T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: physicists need an exoskeletal entity to consider the universe T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pours Taeryn a cup of shitty coffee. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Nutty! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: One time when I was little I pooped in the shower. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: jk i wasnt little T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: did you draw cartoons on the wall with it T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pharaoh Otep: yes T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: can the entity be Intramuscular then T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Exoskeleton or nothing! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: FUCKING CROWS!!!! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: pissing in your corn flakes? T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: spray their young with ddt and watch their family line wilt and decay!!!! T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: aggro mobbing me. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: oh, aard crows. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: yeah. dead now. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: there's a reason they call them a murder of crows T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: watch out for the donkey punches T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Well I got a massacre. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what Jainnah did. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: A local Republican Party office in North Carolina was torched by a flammable device and someone spray-painted an anti-GOP slogan referring to "Nazi Republicans" on a nearby wall, authorities said Sunday. http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/north-carolina-gop-office-burned-graffiti-sprayed-nearby/ar-AAj1Ukf?li=AAadgLE&ocid=spartandhp I thought the nazi's were the ones who burned stuff ? T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: people're intellectuals T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: nothing changes the minds of people like death, fire, and/or destruction T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: sissy's T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I am upset that no peeps were found burned in the fire. T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: UFO expert found dead days after texting mum: 'Your boy's in trouble - if anything happens to me, investigate' http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/ufo-expert-found-dead-days-after-texting-mum-your-boys-in-trouble-if-anything-happens-to-me-investigate/ar-AAj1JiW?li=AAadgLE&ocid=spartandhp reptillian shapeshifters covering up their tracks T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: always a tragedy when nobody dies, i agree :-/ T3/r7/2016-10-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: fleshlights aside, you think ed gein invented the pocket pussy? T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: dmamit om feaken trapped T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: nice fucking language T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: dick. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: lol T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: it s first thing in the fuckingmorning i cant think let alone curse properly T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: get some goddamn coffee T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: wake n bake! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: thats not myfucking gob.. ;P~ T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: job too lol T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: that's your fucking problem! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: no.. i dont slee at night. thats my fucking problem T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: weed helps with that shit too nigga T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: why the fuck don't you sleep? T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: nightmares. working onthat T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: oh, now we're getting to some real life issues :) T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: I used to have that shit T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: what are the nightmares about? T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: trump T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: youdont want to know.. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: grabbing your pussy? T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: wha an asshat T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: ....China! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: trump took a dump T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: and paid someone to wipe his ass T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: seriously though, smoke week, avoid spicy food, you'll be good. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: it gets wiped with fuckin' tax dollars T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: See, that's why I'm okay with North Korea. Kim Jung Un doesn't poop apparently, so no wasting tax dollars. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: still waiting to hear about the nightmares T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mathusgi: are we cursing now? fuck fuck shit fuck damnit to hell son of a whore and youre a necrophiliac T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: im an adult. i dream about mychildhood andmyfather..im not talking aboutit past that thank youverymuch T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: damn T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: If it is personal issues like abuse, write a journal. Writing is really helpful, get that hit off your shoulders and onto paper T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: damn I didn't mean to hurt you no need to bitch me out T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mathusgi: those are thingw i cant actually say when i want to or ekse i lose my job T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: You aarding on your work computer and think there is a keylogger? T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: youasked.. i shared T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: I did ask and I didn't mean to bring up past sorry T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan slaps Margorp. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mathusgi: nope im on my phone... srry my fucking phone T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: I hope it gets better Minka :) Weeding, writing, and arithmetic is all you need. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: that and getting fucked T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: if you find yourself having trouble with arithmetic, you're weeding too much. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka chuckles i weed a little and write alot T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: That's a girl :) T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: son of a bitch T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris fucking bypasses The Gauntlet! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann: fucking spiders.... T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris watches the hook horror and faps intently. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) the night hunter bat runs away, Mael is close behind. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: yeah had him earlier today, bastard's noscan too :P T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With an insane shriek Emeris stabs the night hunter bat in its neck with a screwdriver! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: The time when you're sitting there thinking the mud's lagging, and then you realize it's you that's fuckin' laggin' :P T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she kept telling me her ass itched so I was like "Hey I donut care!!!" but she had to make me a believer with the rubbing of her butt on my lap I said omg woman I am going home now I need to enjoy my high T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: no kidding T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: embarassing T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: let's pretend that never happened soma T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ft so then I said your butt probably doesn't even taste like bologna (bolonie) stop asking me to give you a bootyhole blowout!! and I went home T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wow I have to practice using the right channels... Mischan!!! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: your mom is so fat that her plate arrives with a "do not disturb" sign on it when she eats. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that it's disrespectful... T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have embarassing mischans.... that I hope do not ruin my reputation T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers with Eukanuba about their shared secret. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: You mean you have a decent reputation on other channels? :P T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sez who?! I feel lucky mudding here I could have easily earned a nochan for some of my mischans T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: don't make an imm nod in agreement:P T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: seriously tho... It is sorta funny when a woman rubs her butt on you especially while you already have a lady with you... the responses are so surprising.. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: as well as the expressions... T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what would you do emeris if a woman sat on you? T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I should have said "well the eggs are well nested today!" T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris boggles at the concept. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: depends on who she was heh T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: I'd say time to eat a fur burger ;) T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg that's so juvenile.... I haven't heard of a fur burger in years lol!!! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine gets brain freeze from his slurpee :( T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann: lol fur burger T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie: no fur here im waxxed T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well at least a long time since I've heard of that T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I call it snapper T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Red Snapper :) T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: see they throw that tub water and vinegar together to get their snapper just right T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris whistles at the sight of Kallie. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Enough of this pervert behavior T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yo momma so fat and so ugly that in school she was marked "Private". T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yo momma is so ugly that if she doesn't suck penis that'll lead to divorce! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba chortles mischievously. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) People are dead inside. Greed is everything. Love is a joke. Eukanuba sighs. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: that was the randomiser T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hehehe. The drunk Eukanuba is buggering irritated-looking Margorp for coins. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wish imms were more chatty on regular public channels... It's environmental and sometimes funny when taken in by surprise... T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I fuckin' love listening to stupid people talk... Makes me feel smarter every time heh heh T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: how many fucking times do i have to tell you? its not others talking stupid, thats your personalities talking to each other T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: ahhh them bastards came back? *NOW* you tell me... T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: i told you before but apparently they are louder than me... bastards! T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris rapidly nods twice at Vibrating Vinatia, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: the only one that disturbed me was the one that said he wanted to tickle your ass with a porcupine T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Can you come over and kick them bastards out again? It was so much more peaceful with out them :P T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: they told me they were upgrading since theres so much fucking room in your head to live T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: ...fuckin'...bastards... T3/r7/2016-10-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann: bastardin' fucks.... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann: emote steps in goblin shit. T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: type curse :steps in goblin shit. T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris steps in Rowann's shit! YUCK! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann steps in goblin shit. T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann cheers happily! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Why are you exuberant about meandering into goblin excrement? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jainnah: Well it was very fresh T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SchattenLord: yeah, fuck that shit...lol T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so damn stupid that she thought a quater back was a rebuttal... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so old that she owes Jesus a slapbox... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she pronounces the word "retarded" like this "We tod did it you sofa king!". T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that I hold everything against her! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: be more creeative yousound liek a horneyteenager T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Igamu out of her boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that your father hides her behind her clothes every time something embarassing happens... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: afk T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: un-afk T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: afj T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: away from jerking off now T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my keyboard is finally safe T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo watches Pleiades and faps intently. T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Tricksy Bamboo, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mota (God) tells the CLAN: 'Hey a bamboo imp you r Rux! And so is Eukanuba!' T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I can prove that Jesus use to tan... See the bible sez for his description "skin like camel hump, hair like bleached bones"... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: arabs can tan? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: of course they can! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Jesus was an albino. T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my fat mom sez Jesus wasn't albino... I am now so confused!!!:( T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: nah, clearly he was a clean shaven white dude T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Jesus wasn't an american indian?! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: C'mon didn't Christopher Columbus visit Jesus while they were in their prime? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: wasn't he catholic T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I think Christopher Columbus was Catholic T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so old that Jesus hates her! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yeah I am awesome and fucked up at the sometime because of how I drink in the coolness of this place... I use to drag imms to mercy killings before getting myself nochan'd for chat-bot-tual harassment:P T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So I am now watching myself on thin ice... Trying to recooperate... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: This is going to be slightly easier when I get my new fuckin computer... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Maan I am going to download porn... Put it on other people's computers... Air-hustle talk about muds and socially appear to have my dick in an electrical socket to please my enemies wishing that I fall to a painful demise... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I would really check to see if my dick could fit in the socket but the hole is just a tad too tight for me... Just from plain view... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: at this fuckin time I am thinking of what type of vampire to be... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Before I angered the Imms and got myself totally owned... I use to absorb ideas from everyone and it made me a cool looking unique vampire so for fucks sake never quit being the cool people you are... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: your attitude may make me cooler than I use to be... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I become cooler than I use to be... I am going to have a natural fuckin high that blows my mind T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: now before I had to start over... I watched hellsing... sub species a 1991 movie classic... And much much more suggested by cool people from aardmud including "Into the night" area Imms have... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am already thinking of copying existing old eq names and new renamed eq names from my previous actions... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Aardmud is first with you kickass cool people and I am always in 4th or last place but I try to look like I learned how to rock! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is headbanging wildly again, care to join him? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: a vampire movie like "Blacula" is pure comedy to me and I have absorbed some ideas from a black dracula but not enough to mimic the entire fuckin thing... I mostly look forward to fuckin surprising people like they surprise me with eq in combat T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: to bring back the old classical question of "Where do you get that eq?!" T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit, fath! Your inventory is spammy! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: clean that shit up if ya can T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: pff.. as long as i can carry it T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: shit fath, drop and sac some shit T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: sacking would be a nice idea T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hahaha when I was big and bad... I had renamed aardbags that were called "Dead bodies" in specifics to make me appear to be like a really old vampire with unique super powers... And I learned the idea from somebody else that had a aardbag that was called a bodybag... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: next time I am making triggers on eq so that I need only type in so little for specific level ranges to keep me changing eq at the right time really fast to improve power leveling... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: all cleaned up T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well done, Fath... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now that's a smooth fuckin inventory... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: is that lvl 203 flame even equipable? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: where?! T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the orange flame? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: yes T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if you're a tier yeah you can equip it... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: should i keep it? T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You could possibly wear Imm eq if the Imms tested you... You fuckin rock as a tier... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Uh... Only if you plan on really using that gear T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I had eq that I couldn't wear for a long time too on my old character... I was prepping for tier5 T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: meh.. 400 damage T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: and no special mods T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I figured with natural social charisma becoming dangerously close to "Good" that power leveling right into tier5 to wear the eq would be insanely easy... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: it's flaming though T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what's the area called "Court of the wyrm" or something like that... I was almost ready to get eq from to enhance to become stronger on aardmud... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: just keep your eyes peeled for more eq you may want... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: reading some of the darn announcement notes learned me that things have changed alot about aardmud so I have to remember that saves vs spell damage stuff is being removed... Having to list all eq I had saves on would have been a job for me... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: This is sorta ironic... I am on my mom's computer now T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: Do you want to know what's ironic? A dwarf that's looking down on a T-Rex T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww shit my ghetto connection is inviting me to have a 211 steel reserve beer to drink before I go to therapy... afk T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that when she walks... She trips over trash and picks it up to hold... T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wow now that's original T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bbl aardmud:) T3/r7/2016-10-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fath: how was your beer? T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: This has been a long tier, I can hardly wait to start the next fuckin' one :P T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I don't even want to get up and take a piss, I'm afraid I'll miss double heh T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: This is the best time to mud, most of the assholes are sleeping... but I know some of you are awake now.... T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird raises his hand. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers with Day the Nightbird about their shared secret. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: but there's always something to do, even if it's just talking to a friend... Lotsa good people here T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: mischan :P T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: what the fuck part of double was supposed to come on when I took a piss did you not understand? I still woulda caught most of it damn... T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: didn't see double come on :P T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I oughtta yank that stick outta your ass and beat you upside the head with it :P T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You have the best pillow talk. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann: that doesn't sound too sanitary.... T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud laughs diabolically...Muhahahaha! T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rowann: that's how ya get pink eye T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris thanks Taeryn heartily. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris snickers with Rowann about their shared secret. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram tells obscenties T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: landlubbers !!! T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asperger's Cheezburger waves a large bright sign reading "o-} ARRR !! {-o" T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asperger's Cheezburger: You're not even in the pirate clan, shush you T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: i don't need your paddling-boys clan,mate T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: WTF T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris raises an eyebrow at Avram's weird actions. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: auctioning is not fair - they bid only cash on hands,not on accounts ! T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: i lose this token... T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: such a sensitive and touchy people around those days ! as if the words and deeds is the same ! T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: and those 'grave seriousness' - feels like being at the institute of proud maidens,bah! T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: doesn't there is a bullying cases in Academy ?! T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram chuckle prankfully T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: rofl, This gentleman of the drug smuggling trade was bound with rope, duct taped, dropped off a cliff, and spent some quality time in the water afterwards. The person who discovered the body took these photographs before police arrived, and sent them to us. http://poetry.rotten.com/rocks/ T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: he looks surprised about how shitty his day is goimg T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: lol, i know - reminds me of the hunter with the shrunken head at the end of beetlejuice T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: in canada the criminals are respected members of the community's they corrupt -> http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/18/bc-hells-angel-bob-green-shot-to-death-at-langley-party-sources funky how all canadian crime is imported from america, unless it's the indians doing it T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: those titties? http://poetry.rotten.com/dontgawk/ looks like they're evolving into a snake.. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: and that's why you wear your seat belt. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: easily survivable crash T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: it was a suicide... T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: lol T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: fml T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: what's fml mean? T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh you're referring to the giant black text that says suicide jumper? T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: sorry, i don't know the kids lingo anymore. i know a/s/l and thats it T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: fuck my life T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: ah. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: htanks T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: that and i don't htink you'd go through the back of the car in a head-on or rear collision. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: could be wrong though :P T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: think they survived? i'm pretty sure the picture's fake anyways T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I think you can if you're rear ended hard enough to launch the car forward and someone is in the back without a belt on T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: and it's a volkswagon so that probably counts towards that :P T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: whoah, human broth -> http://poetry.rotten.com/simmer/ T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: maybe if they'd have done the cannonball T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: wonder if they kept the tub in the house when they sold it T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: wait a second that's my house wtf T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: now you should sit in the tub and watch ghostbusters 2 T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: nah I don't want to send the wrong signals to my ghost pal. We are platonic friends T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: so you have a lot of republicans going democrat, and vice versa, and the debates really push those people so i think it matters more now than probably before. T3/r7/2016-10-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: mis T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Damn does this shit get so fuckin' slow heh T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Fuck Sahuagin :P T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: i lost my fortune !!! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: dam that was funny and gross!!! i haea weird snse of hunnor T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: I love the garbage can portal, only because I get to type "wear garbage". T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she trips over trash then picks it up to hold... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that when she is told to stfu, instead she hums annoyingly... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris sighs. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba snickers with Emeris about their shared secret. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I can't believe I waste my time reading what you write hehe T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: whatever happened to that woman who 'something fell out of' on an airplane? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she does table dances for food... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: it was almost as crazy as the octomom being a stripper, 'honey, i think something just fell out of me' T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: didn't even know she was pregnant T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yo momma is so poor that she has a 2 bedroom sidewalk with a view... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she wears her panties on her head and shouts "I'm not a tomato!" sometimes!!!! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: dafuq T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: But is that not an accurate statement? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Are you suggesting that a persons mother can be a tomato? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly at [Outlaw] Mendaloth. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You don't need to wear your panties on your head to say that you are not one... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: red tomatoes duh T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i was formulating a religious catholic mamma joke then lost it T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: why do I even try... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: something to do with holy water and jesus curing women of their issue T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Mithridatic upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: remember T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's going to be better than all I can think up.. Trust me! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: suspense is everything! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: nah, the shock value's gone T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Just fry Noegel's wings and eat'em that's shocking enough! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't have wings though T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's the fun part... What do we get to grab as a substitute!:P T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Failurette Noegel up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba charges toward the lightbulb with his legs spread open. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: nothing of course you fool T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel scuffs her foot sheepishly on the ground. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If you're going to be that fiesty we should at least flail our arms around at least:P T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba meeps! Maybe you should too! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba meeps at Failurette Noegel! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: negative. I don't have arms and you won't either soon enough T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn flails his arms about wildly. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: people will be calling you captain stubbs when I'm through with you T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey if they get to flail their arms... I get to flail mine;) T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no Taeryn purchased his rights with waffles T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sweet deal... Where do I stand in line?! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: And I flail with safety in mind. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: safety is #1 T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flails his arms around pretending to grab nothing at all. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: see a total miss! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba farts at himself. Better him than you. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Woah... It smelled like a high protein diet... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: so you were pretending to grab nothing... Then what did you grab? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the air! Honest! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: When I pass gas, The freedom of the people is acknowledged. *nods* T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba farts in the direction of Failurette Noegel. Better flee before he turns to you! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: only men fart so You are free from blame... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't breathe air. I'm a Triton. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well the air got dirty around you... You don't feel at least a little disrespect? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Tritons most likely do not fart either... I am guessing T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: not particularly. The air is already polluted with the scent of burning quest mobs and bad jokes. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well us vampires fart... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: if they're bloody you should still see a doctor T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: And when you have a fart after drinking enough blood... Whew! Nobody wants to stand around you... Bad enough yer not actually dead... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Still I bet triton children are uh... Pretty funky.. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they carry germs like a carried cookie in an unwashed hand.. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: true but I wouldn't know. I haven't even been born yet T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shitpisscuntmotherfuckingdicksuckingbuttlickingturdstealingboildrinkingsonofabitch! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: fux T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: now that's cursing! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris is agreeing with that Bishoujo Raded person again... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Fiddlesticks! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I was a zygote not more than 2 hours ago T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat: Nahh, that's not cursing, you liver-lillied son of a motherless toad who is also your daughter-in-law T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well it's time for me to let you know who I really am... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am Masturbaition man.. The mighty hero of everyone! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: false. Everyone knows that title belongs to djvoltron T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: DjVoltron is all ready online. Are you saying you are multiplaying? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahaha I must be a bot T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel gives Eukanuba a Hello Kitty band-aid and lollipop. Maybe you will get one next. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: well I guess ban is not the social that I thought it was T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat glares at Failurette Noegel for a moment before BANNING her from the mud! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: aw maaan T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahaha T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat's eyes moisten as he thinks of the real world. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What are YOU going to do when Masturbation man comes to rescue you?! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is a hulk-o-maniac! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba watches your momma rip her t-shirt open while yelling... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat tells Eukanuba, "Oh, no. Dead broad OFF the table!" T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Amministra Amorat, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: what does that even mean?? T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba desperately stabs at the air, screaming for Amministra Amorat, as a dropbear descends from the trees! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba forthwith imparts the construct of his l33t 0wn3rsh!p of Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh No! Eukanuba is shagging Amministra Amorat in ThunderHowl's Manor. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mota (God) tells the CLAN: 'I've had enough! Eukanuba stop slapping me!' T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blood sprays everywhere as Amministra Amorat carves Eukanuba's heart out. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba clutches at his chest and falls over dead. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba quickly shoves a squirming bundle of fur under his mattress and says 'Nope, no weasels here.' T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat orders his hamsters to attack Eukanuba! Oh, the gore! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A stream of Eukanuba's goats tears into Amministra Amorat, leaving a warm stain. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat suddenly staples Eukanuba to a nearby desk with blinding speed and drunken accuracy. Blood and staples fly. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba weakly bleeds all over the floor. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amministra Amorat shows off his weasel coat to Eukanuba, bloody around the eyes. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cackles loudly as KABOOM! Amministra Amorat erupts in a mess of weasels! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on Amministra Amorat, and pushes him off the mud. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that after beating on her a few times you should gain at least 300 xp! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: why would you beat your mother T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Why not?! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: she brought you into this world. I'm sure she could take you out T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yeah if we let her! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: I'd take his mom out T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: on a date?! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you smooth man! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: a nice seafood dinner and NOT call her again T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: DOROTHU MANTOOTH IS A SAINT T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: if you consider meeting death himself inls a great date location then why not T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: anchor man quote T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that in church she cannot recieve wine... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her super power is butter... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her only weakness is 1 sliced carrot.. T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: lets lay off on yo momma jokes. I just got off yours T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she pronounces the word "Perfect" like this "Sm-erfekt!" T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Bodhi's title kicks so much ass T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love it T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg d00d we're rich!!! T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: the confusion in my mind is still piling up T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they're sleeping in a trivia bag near me... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: he hates that T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if she visits mexico a fence will be built around her... T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: i fucking love Santa and ikeep having to killhim,,, its almost even considering he killed me 5 times T3/r7/2016-10-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: why the fuck am I lagging again... wtf is goin' on here heh T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: god damn android client keeps freezing fuuuuck T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: that sucks for you T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: it looks like the botscripts used here intensely...! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: im tired of all my shit being borrowwed and then not gien back to me. tired of having to fuck wihtpeople about it.. aaaaAArgh T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asperger's Cheezburger: So learn to say no? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mathusgi: ^ T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: im just tired. emothoinal cos im tired. my son whos eabig tonight keeps borrowing my stuff and its pissing me off. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asperger's Cheezburger: Some of those were words... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: specially cos im fucking using it already. im rired and ch...im to the point of stupid tired cos of sleep disordr T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: thats how i type when im tired T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asperger's Cheezburger: You sure? Or are you just letting your head drop onto the keyboard randomly? :P T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Asperger's Cheezburger: All kidding aside, I suffer from Chronic Insomnia...i get it T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: i have tysplexia... thanks for hte helpl i hAVE SYSLEXIA AND MYFIGERS GET CONFUSED T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: om sorryf orthe caps. i hit it by accident T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Avram: poor kid... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: my lleft pinkywanders T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rella: how you making me smile. mykid?nah, me ?nah but thankyou T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri sings to Avram, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: I don't think mahakala likes me very much :( T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala smiles happily. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Great-Law does not like the petty. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: did you mean to call me pretty because we've already established you can't spell? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: My spelling is fine. In several languages. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: #subst [Great-Law does not like the petty] {Mihakala is pretty} T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I am on a phone, and have very large hands. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: well so much for that theory. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: you're so easy to provoke I was starting to think you might be Donald. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Not to mention, I do not Care about Grammar or Spelling on a MUD, that is petty. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: I agree, you missed the point, in a statement aimed at belittling someone else by stating how smart you are, it just looks dumb to have a typo in there. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: Ronald Mcdonald? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I actually am an Internationally Published and Royalty earning Author. Soo.... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: How fucking royal! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: We are not amused! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Sorry, had to respect the channel. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: I was interviewed for a Playboy article once, does that count? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: He was. Haha T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Like I give a shit what you think about my thumb-typed short-hand. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: for realsies T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: I didn't graduate high school. So..... I wouldn't be able to read your book! :) T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: well seriously, passive income beats the shit out of trading time for money if you can get it. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Count for what? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: so congratulations. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: On? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: count for being internationally published? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: I'm guessing your royalties. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: more people fap to the publication I was in than you! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: ha! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically like a stupid motherfucker. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor brings pleasure to the world. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: bigly T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Actually, I never got provoked. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: You did. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: If it makes any of you feel better I will tug it to each and every one of your books out of love. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: And then abusex your power. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth is a Navy Seal with over 600 confirm kills. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Abused* T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Me, I be chillin' T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Razor has no power here! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: There are actually snipers with that high of a kill count. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: you were asked to take an off-topic conversation off the channel and told me to fuck-off then called me a nazi, nothing happened, on the second "fuck off" you were removed. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Only 594 of those kills were children because he wanted candy. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: if you feel like that was abuse of power you probably want a game more fairly run. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: We saw it, and so did the logs. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth believes the children are our future. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor did it for the children. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I do like fairly run, yes. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Shit, better fucking cuss. or I might getting muted T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Or banned. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Anyway, I will be talking to a real Imm later. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: So, till then Fuck off. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: Lol T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: cool monologue bro T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: IKR T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Brick walls are Thick. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: You write stuff like those? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: And don't talk. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: I've heard that Razor is on thin ice with the imms anyway T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor sulks in the corner. Baby!! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: dude's a habitual line stepper T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: *CHARLIE MURPHY SLAP* T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Nope, Quantum Teleportation. Zero Point Energy Extraction from the Quantum Vacuum. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: razor toe's the line so much we call him johnny cash T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: i'll see myself out T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: thanks T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded attempts to make Scars close his mouth in the interest of peace. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: We don't tolerate line steppers 'round 'ere. Good fer nuthin' country-western themed dances. All dem fancy rules. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: heel, toe, heel, toe, slide slide slide T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Ancient Aliens, Lore, Mythology of several cultures. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Next Book, Escape From Atlantis. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: omg, bucket list, are you a real life ancient astronaut theorist? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: A Romeo and Juliet love story, between Atlantis and Mu. Well, people there, rather. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: i don't like this troll, it seems broken T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I write Sci-Fi. It sells. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Where is the Troll? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: so did 50 shades of grey T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Azram? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: Jello. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Don't forget the Bible. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: I wrote kazaam and one month after shaq and I broke up her begged me to be in the movie. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Shrugs, my stuff is better and more prophetic T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: i feel like that's something other people get to decide T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: not the creator T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: They did. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: link plz T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I am just repeating what I was told. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: link to reputable source or it didn't happen T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: LOL, or what did not happen? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: It was a private conversation. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: (in mickey mouse voice) power of darkness, serpent of the light. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I can get a wittness later if you really want. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: You silly kids T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: The Jehovahs make excellent witnesses. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Not everything is on the net. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: Dude this game has been around 20 years you really think it's played by "kids"? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lies T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Lies! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo is agreeing with that Scars person again... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: not only is everyone on the net, a porn version of it is as weel T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: everything* T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Look for the Don't Panic Series on Amazon by Manjushri Bodhisattva. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: there's a porn version called HardWolf but it's only available on Tor T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: (that's why Playboy interviewed us) T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Who's that T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: haha T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: (quickly searches the net for a porn version of shaq fu) T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Naw, it was because he suffers from acute microphallus T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: i just want chick flicks to have ONE scene where they don't cut away T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: if your mom named Carol? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: *is* T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: because in the unlikely event that really is you, the first book I found had a single 5-star review from "Carol" T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lol T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: you realize how quickly a dozen people from Aard could drop that to 1 star?! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: BRB, I got to go get Power from the Front Field. I make it myself. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: (not suggesting anyone do that btw, would be a really shitting thing to do) T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: shitty, that too. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Umm. Read it dolt. Then review. Or what, your petty. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: i wouldn't actively eff with someone's livelihood T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: you are* T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Too bad you can't control the font here so you can make that size one for a disclaimer. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: even if that person is parading around like a real jackoff T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: it is illegal T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: called defamement T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: illegal?! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lulz T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lulz T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: "The author of this is closely associated with antisemites and various wackjobs. Do not buy anything from this author unless you want your money used to spread hatred, bigotry, and holocaust deniers." T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lol T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: so much lol T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: What is illegal? I know a good bit about law? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I have the log here... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: hahaha T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: it's $0.00 on kindle unlimited, you going to prove I never read it if I download it? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: you must not be familiar with Yelp T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh this curse -h is fun T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Defamement is very illegal. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: yup, i smell a lack of exposure to yelp T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: anyway, regardless, it *would* be a shitty thing to do, we're not about taking things off the game. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Hey, not my words. It's a review from Amazon. :p T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: Maybe so mahakala but you actually waive your rights on an internet domain that is privately owned. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Honestly, you review counts for shit if you do not buy the book. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn nods at Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: To tell you the absolute truth you don't even have a constitution on the internet. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Oh heys guys... Chech tech -h too T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lots of people post reviews on amazon after buying the product through a different venue T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Oh, noes, give me bad reviews... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: those reviews tend to lack the "verified purchaser" or whatever flag T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: siriusly thu, brb T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: really though a review online is still a review. People one star for some dumb things all the time but most don't read why something is rated low T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: and when it's $0.00 to download for prime members it's not exactly difficult to be a verified purchaser. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: people 1 star products that work exactly as advertised but weren't what they actually needed T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: Tis true, I was mad at "notes of a sniper" because of leaving out his technical specifications before I read it. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: only a loser would spend so much time writing something then make it free. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Again, I earn royalties. I also publish for two other writers. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: err, never mind T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: scratch that one. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lol T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel giggles. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: can i get the book in print? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I doubt they publish it in cursive. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: well that's no fun T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: Damn he is good. Salute taeryn! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: oh, i c wat u did thur T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: Well fun as this is I have to be somewhere at 6, bye. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zamargo: WAIT YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH US T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: I'll agree with him that reviews are dumb, our android app has 1 star reviews "because of the graphics". T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor goes, "Heh." T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: Bye everyone. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atlas waves goodbye to Razor. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Lol, yeah, you really do not want to get in a bad review war with me. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: i don't? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I am a writer. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adroan: Hello T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: No, not you T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: What the hell do you even have to review? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: you're right, i have no downside to consider... better go post some reviews T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: 2STARS for MUD quips? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Yup, go generate some publicity.... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lol T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Bad Reviews are just as good as Good Reviews. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: proud of yourself, aren't ya T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I do have one bad one on the First book. He did not read it. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Why would I not be? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: it's just that most people aren't so insistent to display that pride T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Lol, Ah, but I am not. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: right T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: I have yet to say a single prideful thing. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: sure T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Thu, I am a Proud man. And with good reason. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: clearly T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: If you were me. lol. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Anyway, it dpes come in print. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MahaKala: Does* T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored him. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Give my book bad reviews yet? I did not check yet. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Doh, using yet twice was fucking stupid. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Only 16. I've been a bit lax. Just don't have my heart in it. I should take a nap and really put effort into it after that. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: This is why it takes me 5 years to write a novel... Not the research... (okay it was that) but all the editing. Siriusly. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Oh your reading it. See T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Publicity... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Reading what now? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: My Books. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her breasts look like Manboobs... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: wouldn't they be bigger than that though? T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Yes, they would. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba winks suggestively. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel enthusiastically high-fives Manjushri! T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: You would have to be pretty Flat Chested to get fat, and only have "man-boobs" T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it can even out and look nasty T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Draqqy: seen it in bull-dikes... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: It is all about the Nipples for me. A cup, with nice Nipples is just as sexy as C-cup. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: or what if they look lovely like a bunch of coconuts T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you don't want manjuice right?;P T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Breast milk tastes pretty good... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: perky breasts perfect for me T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: But, no Manjuice, for Manju. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: my breasts fell off in the great Mesopotamian earthquake of 1885 :/ T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: I got plenty. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Mine are still growing. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba attempts to add another to the borg collective. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: it was a bright and sunny day... T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch helplessly as Eukanuba assimilates Failurette Noegel into the borg collective. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba attempts to assimilate hisself. VERY weird. T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel . o O ( better quit before shit gets weird ) T3/r7/2016-10-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Manjushri: Borg Monkies... Writting Hamlot... Forever. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Dammit which one of these sons of bitches am I supposed to kill????? T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That one. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn points excitedly! T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: FINALLY!!! There's like TEN Abominable Snowmen on this damn mountain. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: And of COURSE I can't run to my last target. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: FINALLY!!!! I finished my CP! At last! *throws confetti* T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn tosses CreatorSama up in the air, she loves it! T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: I'm now going to make a totally NOT stupid choice and take another CP. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Aaaaand I got targets in the Labyrinth AND the Underdark. Lucky me. -_- T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: At least my quest is to kill a flea. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Not Flea! T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: A flea, yes. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: -gets big stompy boot ready- T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Thjank you Lasher for the Hunt skill. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Malky: it's curse, you can let your feelings be known T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: for only 50 thousand pounds you can own a key to a locker on the titanic.. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-37738643 T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: thailand's perverted prince-king dictating what may and may not be posted on google and youtube, http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37738830 T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: On Saturday, the United States oversight of the Internet was transferred to the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). Despite many members of Congress and conservative leaders opposing it, President Obamas radical proposal still went through. Now, it seems, there is no turning back from eventually losing free speech online, opening up more national security vulnerabilities and dealing with possible legal ramifications.   http://www.jbs.org/mobile/jbs-news/featured-news/item/18582-aftermath-of-the-obama-un-internet-takeover T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: ^^ re. the thai pimp prince (TPP) T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: The TiSA would give the UNs World Trade Organization (WTO) unprecedented control of the service sector, including jobs in banking, finance, courier and postal services, delivery and freight services, energy distribution, health care, insurance, maritime, professional services, legal services, licensing, real estate, telecommunications, transportation, tourism, and much more. According to the Office of the U.S. Trade Representative, such services account for three-quarters of U.S. GDP and 4 out of 5 jobs in the United States. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: TPA, TPP, TTIP and now TiSA! Much of the debate over current trade policy and the proposed global governance structures that would emanate from it have revolved around this ever-increasing list of alphabet-soup measures. http://www.jbs.org/mobile/jbs-news/legislation/item/17490-stop-the-trade-in-services-agreement T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merrimore: What the fuck is this shit doing on this channel? T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: ^^ cause everything i say's a curse and there is no news channel T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: justin trudeau's reason for demanding more federal control over provincial health spending T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merrimore: Trudeau ain't perfect but he's better than the scientist-muzzling, voter-wedging, control freak that was Stephen Harper. T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: you think that scientists are now unmuzzled? T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: that's just dumb, looking through 3 decades of scientific developments and government funded research that is unimplemented T3/r7/2016-10-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merrimore: They can actually give interviews without facing repercussions from their departments, which is a nice change to how things were previously. T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: fuck yea survived a fight with 1hp. A smart person would have fled but that's not me obviously T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: When you fight and win, it's called heroism and courageous. T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Theodicy: dont fuck up T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yup and if you die you're an incapable idiot who didn't prepare well enough T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: my neighbours son died and this ukrainian woman started talking about their religion in the grocery store, like protestanism is going to hell unlike orthodox ukrainians T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: he was only a few years younger than me, diabetic and drank himself to organ failure T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i was amazed, i guess that's sane T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: all these cow's around me are gods to hindu's, everything's a meatball to god T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: a unique and beautiful meatball T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic . o O ( do atomic scientists have undivided attention ) T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glennis: shit! T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I know right?? T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: 1-10, how drunk are you? T3/r7/2016-10-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Mother fuckin' lag, that's it, I'm takin' my melatonin a couple more shots and goin' to fuck to bed hehe T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww shit now I am horny... Time to talk about yo momma T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flails his arms at Failurette Noegel and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Silence fiend! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pokes Eukanuba in the ribs. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pulls his pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!' T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't think anyone thought it was a dick T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I thought it was one of those cool triangle highlighters T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: More video games for me!:D T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wait a sec... T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have a hefty penis T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: My only problem is that I am not circumcised T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: dogs do not get circumcised T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: why would that be a problem T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if you circumcise your dog you are a really mean person! *cries* T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: jewish dogs do! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at your saying. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel whips out her old electric kitchen knife. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Finally abelinc speaks! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc does not T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uh it has ears down there... Turn off your kitchen knife!:( T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: this is gonna hurt like hell T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel cackle T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: fail T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Really?! Because I did not think that you could talentedly tickle someone with an electric kitchen knife... T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You scream at Rurouni Kinjin, "Read the fucking announce board already!" T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that I won't rub her face for a nickel! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she wears yellow people look at her and say "Hey! Taxi!!" T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I read that as she was wearing people that were yellow T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Failurette Noegel out of her boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!" T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Eukanuba upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba bursts into tears. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: pull yourself together man!! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Eukanuba upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ow! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hurts my fewlingz wut little I have:( T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Eukanuba. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel SMACKS Eukanuba upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris is agreeing with that Failurette Noegel person again... T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that's for talking like a wee baby T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crumbs fly as Eukanuba mercilessly beats Failurette Noegel with stale Breadstix!! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel swoons in absolute ecstasy. T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: now smack me with some lettuce and call me caesar T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: oh you into beeing smacked around ay? T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: She's an awesome vixen! T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: time to go back to work and pretend to be normal yay T3/r7/2016-10-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: THis is fucking crazy... http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/24/us/national-guard-recruitment-bonus-repayment/index.html T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueberry: fu DjVoltron :D T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: We don't use "fu" on the curse channel. We say "Fuck you." T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Blueberry: HAHAHAHAHAHAH T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Frack you! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: fuck yourself :) i wont waste my skills lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I'm better at it than you would be, I'm sure. :) T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: bet T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I'll bet you a dollar. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: i'll bet you the popup kama sutra and the positions i know that arent in it T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I'll bet a rock! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I'll bet a dollar you've got at least one penis. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: you and that fucking rock! lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: The rock is not fornicating. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: you wish it was lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Though, I never did learn how it makes gravel. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I have a sex rock sitting on my desk. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: LOL T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: a sex rock? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: You know what makes it special? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird: why would he wish that? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: do you like, mollest it throughout the day? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Nothing. It's just another fucking rock. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: damn b T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: does the rock smell funny? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: low IQ ladies love those T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: I swear I turn around for one second and the channels go crazy! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: yes we do... that is why we marry you men :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I don't know, but I swear it's cooking something... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: fish? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: gross T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: had to be done. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: What is this marry you speak of? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: fish smell is a serious lack of bathing T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: when us women take on a child oppps.... I mean men... and still have to change their diaper T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: God finds Adam cleaning up after his first time having sex. He doesn't see Eve anywhere and asks where she went. Adam replies, "She went down to the river to wash herself." God hangs his head and says, "Fuck, I'll never get that smell out of the fish..." T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Wow Turrillius... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yvarg: that is accurate T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: See Caressa, I'm not so bad now eh? :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: men need to BUCK UP , we are NOT your mother, work is nonsexually determined and if you cant cook or keep the toilet seat clean we go right back to "go fuck yourself, cuz im not gonna" T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: yeah... Cytan looks like an angel to some of us lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A bright, shiny gold halo appears over Cytan's head. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: and wash your ass omg T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: hell I have hallway sex with my husband... he goes past me I say "fuck you" he says "fuck you too" and there we go!!! Hallway sex! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama gives you all a helluva side eye. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa giggles at GothicLove Dalcia's actions. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: hey it's the best... he doesn't have to touch me :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: hey tho, hallways make for good stand up sex T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: We do wash our ass. Women just don't understand the frusturating nuances of dingleberries. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I wash my ass all the time, otherwise I can't stand to touch her... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: dude!! You guys have race tracks in your underwear! How in the hell is that washing? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa crosses Cytan off her list T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: awww cmon, i'll stop. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: but how is turrillius not crossed off? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: he claims to know something about technique T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Because I may be a pig, but I'm elloquent, elegant, and oh so fuckin pretty. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: because um... he is everything a woman is looking for!!! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Turrie is a baby animal? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: blunt... cute... takes the pacifier with no problems... and once we burp him he goes to sleep T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: now make me some breakfast and lets get started T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Is that what you call it when I use my mouth? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: ha ha ha!!! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: oh, limited technique T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: very limited T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Because, damn, I could make you breakfast... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa moves Turrillius down on the list T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn comforts Dark Angel Turrillius. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: gotta have more than eating out, gotta cook at home man T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa winks at Dark Angel Turrillius. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: I forsee Turrillius unfriending me lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: can't ignore me on clantalk *cackles* T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: And then you are stuck with me. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn comforts GothicLove Dalcia. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I happen to be quite good at cooking. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: i can see him looking up asian positions on google T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: nah... we have friend chat sex... :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Asian positions on google? Like coding and programming? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: ancient chinese sexrets T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Calgon? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa is agreeing with that Dark Angel Turrillius person again... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa enthusiastically high-fives Dark Angel Turrillius! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa watches Turrillius inch his way back up tje list T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: I don't ever want to hear that us Truck Drivers have dirty minds... Turri has us all beat! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GutterMind Morgase blinks innocently. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I may be a douche, but you love it when I'm inside you. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GutterMind Morgase: im seriously the only person who thought the sex rock was like a butt plug and he has the worst mind? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: we havent gotten that far yet, wheres my breakfast T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: yeah where is our Breakfast? I mean come on... you aren't getting any without making us food first :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: French toast, circle cut out of the middle, with a sunny-side up egg inside? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa enthusiastically high-fives GothicLove Dalcia! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: and sausage and fruit T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: and baileys in my coffee T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: you must learn that women only care about food... and fake it when we have sex... learn little grasshopper T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I hate both T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird: doesnt the sausage come later as a reward for the food making? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: And last time we were in the same house, it was baked chicken pot pie with biscuits on top... right? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Learning hurts the head. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: last time we were in the same house I didn't eat dinner Turrillius T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: i dont fake it, but if you do too much wrong i get up and leave lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I didn't say you ate dinner, just what was cooked... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: I'm married... you learn to fake it... you also learn to say "wow that is a nice size" without laughing T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: yes it was Turril T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird rolls on the floor laughing at GothicLove Dalcia's antics! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: i go for the fit, not the size T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: you care about the size!! If it's to small it wont fit in T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I go for snuggles <3 T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I'm like Camel Wides... shorter than 100's, but thicker than Cowboys... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn goes for waffles. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard: That's the best cigarette based analogy to describe a dick I've ever heard. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: Then when you get married... you just don't want to even think about it... because he always seems to know and tackles you... it's almost like football if they think of passing you the ball they tackle your ass... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa goes for a nice doobie and a guy who can move with old metal T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Metallica, Manowar, the occasional Type O... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia peers intently at Dark Angel Turrillius. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: yup that style T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Copper, Indium, the occasional Tungsten. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: well I have the type O T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piffaron: spinal tap T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: ooo its a tie T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: May your sword stay wet, like a young girl in her prime? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: C-section T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Am I doing it right? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn nods at Mowse. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: that is what he said *runs* T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: You must be talking about your husband again... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: csection is how doctors use womens fear and self ignorance to turn $1500 into $85000 T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia is agreeing with that Caressa person again... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Well I'm not having them babies so, yay T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: To the elders around here... So, who is this Caressa person? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia spanks Dark Angel Turrillius playfully. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: you know chicken pot pie sounds good..... Thanks alot Turrillius!!!! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: A coffee enthusiast. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Dalcia, honey, you already know me and you've secured a spot in my flist and my flist... you don't need to beg for attention. *mgrin* T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia peers intently at Dark Angel Turrillius. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: well get in the damn kitchen and make me food then! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: im in spamagro brb T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Well this channel sucks when I stop talking on it... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: You misspelled 'start' T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GothicLove Dalcia: ouch lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Shut the fuck up. Did I pull your chain? Did I ask for your lip? Did I scrape my zipper? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius snickers softly. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: im missing everything, got mauled by 5 big aggies T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: go to my ropm! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Wait, have I been bad or good? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius grins mischievously. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: youre naughty :p get in there! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Are we still doing breakfast? Because I thought you wanted sausage and fruit... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: ...oh, right. I got that covered. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse yawns. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: oh wait, you who have an ongoing tie in the competition must roll dice to see who wins T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Craps or D20? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: sure :) T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: That wasn't a yes or no question... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I just choked on my frozen limeade... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: It was terrible. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa performs CPR on Dark Angel Turrillius. At least you think it's CPR. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Is frozen limeade code for something? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: You're not here, T. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Damnit! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: It's from sonic, with Nerds candy in it... and strawberries... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard: watermelon cream slush.. that's what's up. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That just sounds weird. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard: it's amazing. try it T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Strawberry limeade with Nerds is the shit! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: It -IS- 3:17. I could go get another half-priced slush... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: 3:18 T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius twitches nervously. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: 3:20! Better hurry! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: 3:21 T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: We need a clock channel. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris falls down laughing. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: At the tone, the time will be... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: I leave the channel and it turns into a fucking stopwatch...? Jesus you people need a hobby. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: ...he says to a group of people playing Aard... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Maybe I need a fucking hobby... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Who the fuck stole my lighter? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piffaron: probably the crack hos you hang with T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird: dude...you dont have a lighter? remember, you gave it that noob earlier? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I never steal lighters. I borrow them until they are out of fuel. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: No, they're too fuckin tweaked out listening to music that isn't playing and twirling glowsticks. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dark Angel Turrillius: Where did that Caressa person go? He was fun. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Fuck this grind takes forever! I've been at this for almost a year now, I would like to hit t9 by 2... 3 at the latest :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: go fuck yourself :p T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: When I'm done cam-paining I plan on it muhaha T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird: cam-plaining? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: i always feel sorry for those not a t9 after 1 year. oh wait, no i dont. quit bitching :p T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Yeah! Stop sounding like a Packer fan! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn ducks defensively. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I just had to take a break from cam-painin' to cam-plain I guess, that was a good one heh :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris enthusiastically high-fives Day the Nightbird! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird bows before Emeris. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: I have a feeling I'm gonna be busy, so I'm cramming in all the mud time I can in right now while I'm not :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Plus you all were too fuckin' quiet :P T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Damn fuckin' lag is tryin' to keel me now T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: ihagelag. it ills me off a few times aweek T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: lag sucks T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: crapola T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris raises an eyebrow at Minka's weird actions. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: watch that tongue young lady T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: i axictnetly ate a canselations pell T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: i need a freaken mirror forthat T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Better than accidentally ingesting anthrax. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: a mirror? You have me puzzled T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Minka: to watchmytongue T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel is agreeing with that Taeryn person again... T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: just look down and you should be able to see it wiggle T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: geez hey - http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/trans-coming-out-earlier-1.3820013 a vehement mother is making her ex-husband's 4 year old son 'choose' whether they're a boy or a girl, and society's saying it's racist to tell a boy that it's a boy T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i think in the 1980's she'd be declared bonkers and he'd get custody of their son T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: in mongolia the tribal people would dress their girls as boys and boys as girls until they were old enough to probably survive, when they received a real name - it'd make a good cartoon having western civilization colonializing mongolia T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Everyone: Zeus. Don't put your dick in it. Zeus: TOOO LAAATE!! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You scream at Samsung, "Read the fucking announce board already!" T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: lol T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh snap T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud: prolly doesn't have this chann on T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: you hope xP T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Read? What is read? Is it a currency? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Claud: it's a colour T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: why do i even have this fucking channel on?\ T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: because you can say fucking here T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: this channel makes me feel like I'm in the cuntopaclypse T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vibrating Vinatia: youve obviously never seen my fucking ftalk :p T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Holy fishsticks! You can?! T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: It is cuntageous T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: nope. Who're you? :3 T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you cunt say that again T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: I cunt hear you T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gallen: twat was that? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: lmao I wish I was skilled in puns T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Well, Emeris, The Doctor has named his legs. Right is Time, left is Space. I'm sure if you ask him REEEAAAAAALLY nicely he'll let you get into the space between. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama jumps into the nearest cupholder to hide. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I asked again and again creatorsama and all I got was a cacklefest T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Yeah you prolly asked the wrong doctor. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Shit nuggets I should have known when he walked in with nothing but an erection and a can of diet rite in his hands T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: live n learn T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You knew he was trouble when he walked in? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: Yeah The Doctor doesn't do that. Maybe ask the cute skinny one with the pinstripes and floofy hair? T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no when he didn't offer me diet rite too T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: Ew. Why are you touching something like that? Never know where it's been. T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: 'I followed him to hell one day, which was against the rules, but it was fun to see him tweak, the devil's little tool.' -Lord Egan http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/jesus-statue-head-returned-1.3817883 T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: seen this funny bumper sticker today, "Insured by Mafia: You Hit Us, We Hit You" T3/r7/2016-10-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) CreatorSama: I love it T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Golly! T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris gives The Administrator the bird. T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: Fuckin' 8qp on my last db double :P T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agius: gotta love it T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agius: happens all the time :P T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: stingy ass bastard :P T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: Hey, atleast you got 16. :) T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris rapidly nods twice at Confounded CeriQ, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: yeah but still hehe T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: Plus tier bonus. Plus compression bonus. And if you'd been opk, opk bonus... :D T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emeris: So I'd like to bet that the indians would win the world series, but I know soon as I did, we'd fuckin' lose for sure heh :P T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: the people in charge of the EU look very european T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: fin T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: As opposed to looking like Antarcticans? Though, penguins are cute. T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: if evolution's so true, how come mongolians look so much like russians, who've been in the same climate for ~3500 years, out of the 64,000 years of human existance? T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: or are the scythians now T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: jehovah's tentacles are everywhere, no escaping the will of the unmighty T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: since jehovah's a evil lie used to misguide people's faith to falsehood enslaved by their enemies, what is it that jehovah's witnesses witness? T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: christopher columbus's skull would make a cool decoration T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: wonder how much it'd sell for, like a peruvian mummy T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: at least $15 I'm sure T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i'd dish out 15 bucks for a scientist to verify i'm buying his skull, or i'll buy his instead T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I'd pay $11 and some belly button lint. T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: the japanese were good at peeling them T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: peeling belly button lint from Taeryn? T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: from the scalped lice that used to live there T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: it probably takes a lot of lice to create a sufficient amount of lint to purchase a skull of any origin T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: you'd sooner find moses's corpse or abrahams corpse than christopher columbus's T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I actually own Moses corpse. I use it as a pretend butler when I want to feel classy and rich T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: what do you use his serpent headed stick for T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: billiards duh T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: And crushing walnuts open. T3/r7/2016-10-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: don't pass out all my secrets, Taeryn, please T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: vaxxers, Scientists who created a potentially more deadly bird flu strain have temporarily stopped their research amid fears it could be used by terrorists. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-16662346 T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: every fall the leaves fall off the trees cause they get the flu T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: ah bullshit T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: all the little animals are gonna die, cause humans weren't population controlled :9 http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/wild-animals-disappear-wwf-1.3823662 T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: that really got away from me quick T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: lol T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: lol T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so old that she probably gets a free 10TPs every mort using her US veteran card! T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that after hugging her you pray that nothing happens! T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yoo mom is so! SO.... T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So fat! T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she sits down to aard she can't stop getting food on the keyboard! T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that if we destroy her now... YOU WILL REMEMBER NOTHING!:p T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Meet Mrs Trump your next first lady http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ad-with-naked-nude-photo-of-trump-wife-melania-tweets-utah/ T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: that shit is old bruh T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: religious people like trump now T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: fkk yes ok so is lasher the owner of pink pony??? yes no? T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: ;) T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: You go there? T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: he dances there T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: which imm logs in as myth when there's a gquest on? T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: like to know how a t0 r0 has such killspeed and is immune to missing a target T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: food panties! cant help but swallow! T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Also comes with special sauce. T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: mmmm little fishies T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel gasps as she realizes what Azurite did. T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: i shouldnt mud with high blood sugar :) T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I shouldn't mud at all. It raises people's blood pressure. T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: raise mine T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn grins evilly at Azurite. T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and now, Azurite!! the filterless side!! T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn goes "WHEE!" and dances around Azurite. T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i was watching a couple episodes of the dead files earlier, and first - it looked to me like the families being interviewed in each episode weer related, but that's beside the point, the hawt medium ch1x0r feeling the ghost-man's hands all over her, apparently this woman and her daughter were touched in appropriately by a ghost, and the ghost even .. slipped her the missing meat, to the astonishment of her husband, it became a soap opera at that point T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: it's good though, i applaud the actors for keeping a straight face while recounting the reality - of course they feel like they're being watched! T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: Father Gary Thomas, together with fellow exorcist Father Vincent Lampert, has been profiled in a lengthy piece in the Daily Telegraph, in which the pair detail how they are deploying some of the Churchs ancient rites to counter the results of very modern problems, such as creaking healthcare, drugs, the revival of pagan customs, and the tide of internet smut. Though of course, the actual presence of Satan is also part of the problem. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/26/silicon_valleys_top_exorcist_rushed_off_his_feet_as_demons_infest_northern_california/ wish i could find the priest from 1998-2001 who had a article on demons on the internet (besides lawnmower man) T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo pukes. T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Are you off your fucking meds? T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: since you're 'here' i guess i must be T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: cp mob: a large bollock (Aardington Estate) T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Never mind the bollocks T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Here's the Sex Pistols T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: '77 wasn't even out of college T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Most of you were sperm of future sperm T3/r7/2016-10-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Muwuhahaha T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: maybe they can artificially inseminate the daughter of jehovah with his dna T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: PENIS T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: In your penis whoa whoa buddy T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: LOL T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: I was hoping you'd not have this channel on T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: I have all the inappropriate channels on :p T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: hahahahaha T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Bamboo is easily portable, so is everywhere. T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: absoulte T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: smexxeh Woman rams squad car while taking topless selfie http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/police-woman-rams-squad-car-while-taking-topless-selfie/ar-AAjx2Fe?li=AAacUQk&ocid=spartandhp T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piffaron: pic or it didn't happen T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: it's in a loose evidence locker in texas T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piffaron: well and if it was snapchat it's gone T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: Saint Godwin of Stavelot was a Benedictine abbot of the monastery of Stavelot-Malmedy, Belgium, who died in 690. His feast day is October 28. it's a holiday https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: will trump or hillary be hitler today T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: wtf take your meds plz. T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: i have to finish my henry molaison manormob first T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: he reminds me to take my meds T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: use the ivoted prompt :) T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: yes, i haven't done that in awhile T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Razor: to remind you I mean, but if you want to vote too then double win. T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kobus: holy fuck! T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica looks amused as halos pop up all over humping bodies T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: im horny. bamboo, you busy? T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo wiggles his bottom towards Cytan. T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan wuv Tricksy Bamboo. Aww, how coot. T3/r7/2016-10-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo wuv Cytan. Aww, how coot. T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: so aard likes assholes....i never knew T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kishoto: AYO! SUCK MY DICK T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: couldn't think of anything more creative to get attention? T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no thank you kishoto T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kishoto: Ayo! Suck My Dick, My Nigga! T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel . o O ( dafuq is wrong with this guy ) T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i just iggy him T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: yuck T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Not enough cranberries in the diet. T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: can you make cranberry waffles T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: an anti-oxidant joke, lol T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: implies he's full of shit T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Scars: lol T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo wiggles his bottom towards Cytan. T3/r7/2016-10-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan wiggles his bottom towards Tricksy Bamboo. T3/r7/2016-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: damit i hate getting lost! fuckaduck how am i supposed to figure out this crap T3/r7/2016-10-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Ever since I bought my Macbook Pro a fews ago, I found I masterbate less. Used to be 2-3 times a day, but think 2-3 times since. Thank you Apple! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dammit if orgot iwas ona quest AGAIN!!! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: shit T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Poo. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mathusgi: is brown T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: and rainbow T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KillerDoge: fuck my life T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: no thank you T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: No, thank you for offering. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Margorp: I'd be hurt if I fucked a life T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel boggles at Taeryn. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KillerDoge: Thanks T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KillerDoge: I do not associate with niggers T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shimmie Shake: edge lord T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly when the immortals notice her..You get no daily prayer... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when the immortals notice her..You get no daily prayer... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that your father claims to have met her by accident to visitors.. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so lonely that she breaks into random song and dance when Men arrive... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that if your father leaves her alone for too long it will lead to indictment... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that after one phone call, N.A.S.A is retracting the satellite! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yo mama so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has bunches of secret gadgets! Like the exploding-gum-aphrodisiac! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok time for some RP let's see if you like my rp T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba really believes he is a dangerous elven warrior. Ignore them and they might go away. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba "kills" Failurette Noegel for Honor and Glory! Eukanuba is avenged! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba, that poor elven warrior, has completely forgotten that it's a game! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: done! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: THIS IS NOT A GAME!!! This Is reality!!! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Failurette Noegel into a barn and forces her to cluck like a CHICKEN!!! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she wakes up in sections.. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: sorry I'm at work I'm not ignoring you senor T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba gallantly tips his hat. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is dirty that churches heal her with Soap AND Water... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so dirty that churches heal her with Soap AND Water... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that Pepperidge farm remembers her...... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba looks around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams "Too much fucking info, too much fucking info!" right in Failurette Noegel's face! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww shit time to get some bitches... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my dick is hard T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Archemedies: damn dawgy T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey when nature calls you can't ignore it T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: A bitch's Va-JAy-Jay makes my hard penis burst like a water hose! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: once a bitch told me that my hard penis makes it difficult to learn how to cook and that's why they have to give me a sandwhich after sex... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie giggles. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: don't you have algebra homework to do? T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: people's emotional sensitivites remind me of the smiling joker masks on motley crue's theatre of pain album cover T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That is why I refuse to wear pants! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mithridatic: they all cried wolf until their eyes were ripped out T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bitches wear pants to make me stare at their boobies more than usual... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love legs T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: makes me feel like my Hard dick is about to go in for deep contact! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: in her leg? T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: legs also alert me to cock gobblers too.. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: between her legs, silly! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallie gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: only time I pull down my pants other than that she'll peel my potatoes and make'em warm all night;) T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am a viking in the bedroom... T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I hop off my boat to invade too! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: to fuck a bitch and make her puss-puss feel delicious T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I go down there sometimes to taste the sun... Never the moon T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't let my ass get blown either T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok time for dinner see ya! Keep teh mud awesome for me please!:) T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: so what do you do if the girl lost her puss puss in a rabid kangaroo ambush? T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: have fun T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Use the kangroo pouch, of course. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MaximumBob: Peasants! Earwig lickers! You most-foul of all carrion-eating raggety winged droopy-necked buzzards! T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MaximumBob: Wow. That feels better. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MaximumBob: Bologne! Beef-fat pancakes! Oven-grilled cow patties! Frog doilies. T3/r7/2016-10-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MaximumBob: I retract the 'frog doilies' curse. I'm a bit ashamed of myself for even voicing that one.