T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: doesnt matter anyway I'll be dead and nobody will miss me one way or another T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I stand corrected - substitute "kiss" for "kick" and lets all get along T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bad joke? dont have n open mind gor this one T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: how do you make a kid cry T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: fuck his mom T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: damn T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: yea i went there T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: wipe your bloddy dick on his teddy bear T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: after fucking his mom T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: GAY T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: not me thkze guys T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GamerX: Konichi fucking wa T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: son of a fucking twat wFfle T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GamerX: grapve condom, back to getting finnishes T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fuck this T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i prolly made myrank for awhe T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: my menopause says "no, fuck this" but I'm not buying lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Today I didn't have to play with my dick to get it hard... T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm proud of myself T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba starts building momentum with his dick. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mix it with the purp... We call it cranberry! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol, congrats. Is this channel now the masturbating channel? T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis collapses as Eukanuba dick-hammers the life out of him! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ssshhh! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol, dick hammered to death? Not my first choice of cause for dying. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba backstabs Sidenis with his EVIL fake dagger! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A stream of Eukanuba's goats tears into Sidenis, leaving a warm stain. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: The Masturbation Network (TMN): All Masturbation, All the Time T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: I kinda wish asphyxiation was my kink, that wouldn't be a bad way. :D T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Prelate Aradona, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm a man... When my dick is hard, ladies run! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sets himself to 'grind'...Uh oh, looks like he's going out of control! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: What gender are you when your dick isn't hard? lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: that sounds like a riddle lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: haha! Nice, yeah it kinda does. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: a little girl! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's the gender T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol, My mom always told me I could be what I want. So I chose to be a little girl. :D T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: when your dick is hard, that's when you let a lady know she's got a job to do! Seriously! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: before it explodes T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my dick is a monster T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it once got 2 girls to pay for my dinner T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: I wonder if it is similar to when a clit gets hard. It would be funny if girls demanded satisfaction in the same way. lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they do! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: but when they do that you're suppose to beat on them... They have to know their place:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my cock is long T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Lol, messed up, but funny. Never personally desired to hit a girl, unless they were hitting me first. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: call it a shlong! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you don't know what you're missing! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: see if a woman kicks your ass... She'll do what she wants with you.. And it's not right for a man to be taken advantage of... T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: lol *smacks eukanuba* *shakes her head at you amused* T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba blinks innocently. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Yeah, I do, I have been in relationships where violence was requested. lol It is challenging to do that to someone you care about. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cries on Halette's shoulder. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: you are a distraction T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: Trying to sit here and write this but all I see is you spewing shit ahha T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: but yeah hello nice to meet you. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: It is interesting how many girls have requested me to rape them. :/ Never been the raping type. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Sidenis... She likes you:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Sidenis!!! Eukanuba cheers him on. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: now Beat on her! You muse avenge meh! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Muse indeed. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Halette is very cool, I would not do anything to her that would cause offense. :) T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hehehe. The drunk Eukanuba is bugging irritated-looking Taeryn for coins. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: thank you ^_^ lol I needed to hear that today. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fine I'll use rp to defeat her! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba really believes he is a dangerous elven warrior. Ignore them and they might go away. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba "kills" Halette for Honor and Glory! Eukanuba is avenged! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba, that poor elven warrior, has completely forgotten that it's a game! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: You're welcome, Halette, glad I could be the one to say it. :) T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she lost her head! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she cannot beat a elven warrior! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette snorts derisively at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Halette doesn't seem concerned. lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba glows with a strange light as he forms a jump point and leaps in! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba hops around like a little kid. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: curse channel.... The channel that makes you open your ass to put your brain in! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nods. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Aww shit I think I went spiritual T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this is one of my favorite channels T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: why the fuck is that? T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: because I have a dirty mind T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette goes, "Heh." T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Discoduck is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: go for it! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: The name Purina is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you wouldn't dare!!:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Purina is a very sexy name. Nothing like dog food to get a person going. lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my formula is cheaper tho T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba wiggles his bottom. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol, your ass is cheaper than dog food? T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Hardpickle is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: go for it! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am dog food, silly!:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: True, what a silly mistake on my part to try to clarify that statment. Of course you are dog food. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Meatybanana is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: go for it! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: i love me some meaty banana T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol, never had that craving. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: what T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: really T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: I know, I am wierd, what can I say? lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Manjuice is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg hurry and make a char lol!! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: I applaude your unique character names, but I would choose none of those. lol Aard deserves better than that. :) T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hah! Aard has seen worst names:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: everyone gets to hurry and say good bye to the person that chooses a silly name:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Aard probably has, and that I would be curious to know what those would be. Does not change the fact that I personally would never choose any of those, regardless of how amusing they are. lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: just ordered $25 of candy delivered hehehe =) T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Juicyballs is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg make a char named that! rofl!! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: What kind of candy did you order? The wierd flavored jelly beans are fun. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: random bulk stuff T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: chrismaz candy is the best! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLNplefdGKo T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Taeryn out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: haha, candy trading? That is great. Thank you. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when I gave her candy once.. She did two cartwheels and then layed down and took a nap... T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Dang, I didn't know my mom could do cartwheels. :/ Congrats, Mom. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that she has a 2 bedroom sidwalk with a view! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: my mother is a shoe box T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: My mom is American! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Yeah, I know about my mom's sidewalk. I live with her. :D T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: My mom is human. Well, as far as I know anyways. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: She gives me reason to think otherwise at times. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she thought a quaterback was a rebuttal! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pisces: ...a rebate? I'm not getting that one. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Yeah, my mom doesn't understand football very well. Even with her disability, I still love her. :D T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: no a quarter back, because you give someone a quarter to rebutt them T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: that's how i do it anyway T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pisces: Kinda playing on the "two cents worth" thing? T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: yeah so it's like 12.5x 2 cents T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: yo momma is so dumb, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked if it was hers. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Whoa! Prelate Aradona just threw his hands up, yelling "OH SNAP!" T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Eukanuba's momma so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that your father hides her behind her clothes everytime something embarassing happens.. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Yo mamma so dumb that she brought a spoon to the superbowl. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Yo momma so fat, last time we danced the record skipped ..... at the radio station T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl!! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Yo mamma so fat that when she passes gas, it causes global warming. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if you leave her alone for too long it will lead to indictment! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Yo mamma so ugly that even a blind man dont want her. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: I mean could it be she just smells bad? I assume all the other senses are heightened in this scenario. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Maybe. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Rainbow Brite should run for president!:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: yo momma is so stanky that the police show up once a week to check to see if she's dead. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yo momma is like a shotgun... After 2 cocks she's ready to blow... T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: How old is this shotgun? lol T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: old as yo momma! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yo momma so thirsty that she wants my Dick instead of your dad's cock!:P T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: so since you had her hows that herpes holding ya T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol, nice. T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: go to hell canadians T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: keep hour beer N dhockey T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: do you have short in ya? T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: like throwing a hot dog down a hallway T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: the only problem was i told her T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: rode now hang on T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: fucking hell I've got a 2 year old phone with an OLED display and I just noticed keyboard letter burn in and now I can't help but notice it all the time! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I hate thattttttttttt T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: my laptop screen has broken pixels T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: and its all I notice...... T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: hahaha noooo and let me guess the return policy was something ridiculous like oh you need at least 14 dead pixels to qualify for replacement T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: no like...... it was a week after it ended T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: ugh! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel runs over to Halette and gives her a sweet HUGGLE! T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I was pissed haha T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: well fuck i was teleported to my death T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: nooooooo T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: hahahahaha that's what you get for being mean in tells T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: can a brutha get a little help getting his corpse back please? T3/r7/2017-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: well there was curly moe and tom T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fucking skin irritants T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fucking dyslexaia.. afk stupid at..cat trying to scratch thedoor down T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Dang, the Mantis Shrip are cool as shit. One kind of this shrimp has the equivalent of a spring loaded arm, that hits with force of a .22 caliber shot. When contact is made, this shrimp hits hard enough to create light and heat. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: Oh I know damn things are amazing T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: first time I saw a show on them it blew my fucking mind. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: It is still blowing my fucking mind. :) I can't get over how cool it is. lol T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: look up orchid mantis T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: Mantis's freak me out but those ... are so beautiful. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: whoah! That is badass, and you are right, very beautiful. Thank you, for telling me about them, I have never seen them before, Halette. :) T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: They hide in the flowers ^O^ just so beautiful I love bugs sometimes T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: they also believe in blowjobs daily unlike our human asses T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: haha god T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I love them less today, a bug went in my ear and I went to the ER to have it removed. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: damn I'm sorry man T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: It was sort of hilariously embarassing T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I just like the pretty bugs... T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: How did you even know? T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Me? Oh you damn well know when a bug kicks your eardrum T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: Oh well thats really sucks *shudder* T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: when I first saw a ear wig... umm centipede incase you don't know anyways it freaked me out so much I wanted to sleep with ear plugs. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Yeah, that does suck, I am sure that it is painful to have a bug in your ear. I have almost had ticks go into my ears and nose, and that was terrifying for a while to imagine them feasting in my nostrils or ear canal. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: But your mantis is beautiful, and yeah I grabbed some earplugs from work. Meanwhile I just sleep with my buds in and rock out. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: omg kdfjadskfjdd awww no that freaks me out so much having a bug in my ear or something T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Yeah, I can understand that. lol It used to bother me a lot, but I work outside a lot, and I have gotten far more accustomed to parasites. That fear is not helpful when making progress in my current environment, had to let it go. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: O_O no I just can't even T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: like worms in peoples eyes wtf T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I think my friend was watching stuff on parasites before and I had to get up and turn it off T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I was just like nope the fuck nope T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: My work here is done, I have turned things to the very weird T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: ^_^ Congrats T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Yeah, but those are not average situations. They are unusual and more of a possibility than a probability. Though, I do understand that it would be challenging to be presented. lol T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Like poisonous spiders that were in a few bananas, when shipments were delivered from other countries. It is possible that a person might open a banana and find a spider, but not probable. lol T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: You know there was also frogs in those little salad prepped bags you can buy. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: it just makes making my frog salad easier! T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I don't recall how that came about but someone just found one in there while trying to make dinner ahah. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I used to get frogs with every Chritmas tree T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: What?! haha, I love that. I would love to open my salad bag and find a little frog. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: It's like I guess we have a dinner guest. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Or hors d'ouevres T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: frog legs haha T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: I will not be eating any hors d'ouevres at your party. Raw frog does not sound good. : / lol T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I have a small torch T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I'm sorry to hear that Arnica. Don't bother with those creams and pumps, they don't work. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: (snickers) *_* hehe well we can make other foods then. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Oh, well then. A cook your own food party, cool. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Therapy is helping me deal T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: Aww.. a small torch. Nothing much to do about that. I don't judge. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: I am really all about this 3 fingered and 3 toed creature that was found. It had gone through the mummification process, but wasn't actually a mummy, as it has all of it's organs. It is possible that it is fake, but a lot of ancient paintings show the same creature. The historians just figured it was a weird quirk, and never put actual thought into the possibility of there being such a creature living here. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: omg I know! T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Three toes? That's a mother fuckin sloth T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I am very interested in finding out more about that creature myself. I think I would be sort of upset If we find out that it's a fake. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: haha, looks far different from a mother fucking sloth. lol Yeah, I am also excited to find out about this creature! It was carbon dated from 200 - 400 ad. Very cool. I have also gained information about similar looking creatures called Ant People, which supposedly taught the Aztechs a lot of things. There have been people doing mining that have ran into these creatures before too. One guy shot one, and it was unaffected by the bullet, and in return ripped the guys arm off. It would interesting if it is fake, someone has put a lot of effort into it, and I would be interested in learning more about a person capable of such a ruse. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: it was a fucking hillbilly inbred kid T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: haha! Possibly, they are going to run tests to determine if this was a mutation. lol T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I resemble that remark RW T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: then we dont need tests arnica go show them before they waste money on tests:P T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: lol! T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: I would also like to meet you I think, if you really resemble such a creature. :) T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I thought testing positive was good and scored big time! T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Probably related to Elizabeth Warren. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: mama T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: haha, nice a political joke. I had to look her up. Are you referring to the way she looks, or her political stance? lol T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Bernie is my gp T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: I liked Bernie a whole lot more before he was inciting shooters and violence. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: seen Trumps morning Tweet? T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Yes! The Modern Day one? T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Regardless, Bernie is not helping anything by trying to get people to fight in the streets. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: No. The violent FraudNews one T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: nope I don't want to be upset by that anymore so I just avoid it. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: It will come to that T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Oh lol! The picture of when he was on WWE? It would be awesome if there were WWE pictures for all politicians. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: anybody see the illegal immigrant get paid 190k from california for being reported for being an illegal immigrant? that's fine, nice and fine to give american tax dollars away to illegal immigrants in the sum of 190k :) T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: that's why people voted for trump, jus sayn T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: shit like that T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: dumb ass T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You got an actual link to that Exa, or are you talking out of your ass? T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: it's an actual news story, google it. and it's everywhere right now.' T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: So no, you don't have a link. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You're the one making the claim, back your shit up T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Heard it from a preacher T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=newY6NXpnLk T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: suck my dick T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: FOX NEWS?! Are you fucking kidding me? LOL T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Exa...now now. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Faux News T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: just because you're right doesn't mean we don't have feelings. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: yeah, you know the only not fake news :) T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Exa, there's also drudgereport T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: that's the kind of shit that's gonna start a civil war, imo T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: If Exa would learn to read, he'd see that the guy isn't being paid 190k for being an illegal immigrant. He's being paid for the police violating policy. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: And you're right, the police not following rules WILL start a civil war T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: never trust a cop! T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sidenis: From my perspective, things like this are meant to distract and agitate. It is a tool used by the government which is a controlling agency, a controlling agency which is unable to sustain itself with out the power we provide it. It is in their best interest to present situations that distract us, and they are good at it. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: no they reported him to the feds for being an illegal immigrant which is a CRIME, but because california is a SANCTUARY city, the illegal immigrant got to sue. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: nah we should give them medals for arresting people for reporting crimes T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Try this: http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/06/30/immigrant-who-sued-san-francisco-lives-in-fear/ T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i thknk from what i hesr T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: they did right T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: We are not a POLICE State T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: it says even though he hasn't commited a crime, being an illegal immigrant is a fucking federal crime you jackass T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: deport bim T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Deporting isn't the answer. We need an australia. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Careful Crimzom, don't invite attention T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: except, he'd just get awarded more damages from our money. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon nods. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: shit.. and he should be living in fear. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Nobody should be living in fear in America, you fuckwit T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: how dare he be born on the wrong side of that immaginary line T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: america breeds fear, if we aren't living in fear the government isn't trying hard enough T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: if i go to america and be quiet. how can they tag me an illegal? i mean quiet as completely deaf and mute T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: Exa: so let me get this straight - you're trusting more the police (or feds) POV, than the court's POV? T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: no, i'm not a fucking idiot, I know that illegal immigrants are illegal per our LAWs. which are not being followed. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: America was the country people moved to to get AWAY from living in fear, jesus what is wrong with you T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: But we all have been since Nixon. Long hair, wrong color, doing odd things on the internet. We live in fear. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: giving american citizen money to an illegal immigrant who commited a crime and was handed over for COMMITTING that crime and then was awarded 190k for breaking OUR LAW T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: if you people can't see how absolutely ignorant that is, you're a fucking idiot T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: goodbye. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Good riddance? T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: byeee! T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: no, he was awarded that money because the police were breaking YOUR laws T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Exa - He was abused by our cops. The end. T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: and yes, being illegal imigrant might be wrong. but it's nothing compared to when the police breaks the law T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: fortunately, you're not a judge :) T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: illegal immigrants: making conservative bigots stand up in favor of police abuse since 2011 T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: amend that to a956 and I will agree T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: lmao Holt T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Aardwolf - True home of the brave and the free! T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: File your claim identifying yourself as hispanic Exa, and we will see T3/r7/2017-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: TETRIS MOTHAFUCKA T3/r7/2017-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: blow shit up your own azs T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I guess you cant finger an imm T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: sure you can but theyre pretty smart about not getting that close o player T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: c lol omg I should go sleep T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: You are on a quest to slay Bone Lord! haha T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verna giggles. T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verna: "You are skilled with Erato's Awakener Of Desire." T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verna: Oh yes. T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh my T3/r7/2017-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Verna: It's a whip T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: emote hopes to fuck bitches T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: nvm T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: block...gl T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: isnt sex with dogs Illegal? T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: bitch is a euphimism T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: made by men who treat women like dogs T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: not like b T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: not like gogs T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: not like dogs T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: sorry T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I'm sure there's plenty of skuts online :P none of my business :P T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShoTheGrouch: sluts from the internet give women a bad name. T3/r7/2017-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: fuckin' questor: two crynn, one dark eight, two partroxis. not THAT is a shitty campaign T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: the safe word HAHAHHA SORRRY T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: I had to. T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that the Imms wanna fo to the otherside of aard when she logs on... T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that the Imms wanna go to the otherside- T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she logs on, everyone else goes linkdead. T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that when she logs on the Imms turn away from their computer.. T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: how do I do the legodick social? T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: doh T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: np T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams in agony as he is bludgeoned by [Outlaw] Mendaloth's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: nm T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly at [Outlaw] Mendaloth. Better leave before Eukanuba blames you, too!!! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth collapses as Eukanuba dick-hammers the life out of him! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba licks his lips as he assembles his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: egodi T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba drizzles butter on Diet Redcola. Time for a sprite barbecue! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Eukanuba just kicked Diet Redcola right in the box! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ha! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I kicked you in the box! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: It was a good box, too. An Amazon prime box. T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo had the same box before?! T3/r7/2017-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Eukanuba just kicked Taeryn right in the box! T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fuck T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: shit T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: damn T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: asshole T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dick T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yes? T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: pussy T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: C*nt. Then if anyone asks it's pronounced cont. T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Spank you very much! T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lool T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Miinikoer Gravy: asshole dick pussy cunt T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: wont fit on a shirt T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: u fucking donkey fuckers T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucktits T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you cant say those on the radio T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: of course you can T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I think you can say piss on radio now. We've come a long way since the 70's T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: right T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: fcuk is already taken :P T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: they just wont like it T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The rules are so fucking weird. After 10:00 PM, you can play recorded material that contains those words, as long as it's part of artistic expression. The DJ, may NOT use those words himself. T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Same with the N-word. Want to play some gangsta rap on your underground radio station? After 10 pm it's fine, just don' be sayin' it yoself. T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: twat waffles!?!? T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: I guess i can see that going along with coffee for some people heh T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: coffeevee T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: oh god T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: is that coffee thats made with ground up cheetos? T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i saw what you did for a klondike bar. heres my number T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette smirks at Crimzon's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I saw what you did TO a Klondike bar! Pick me!! PICK ME!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vindictive Vyndalas was that klondike bar. T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fuckin donkey lil bastards i. going to verume T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: where is that monkey T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: yeah bitch! T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: where is that bitch monkey T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: bamboo T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: bamboo anus T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: bitchboo T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: donate bros T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: yeah donating good T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: yeah donating good T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bamboodo T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: keep ardwolf running T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: bitchbro :D T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: bamboo bitch T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: i just donated a shit log to my toilet T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bring h to the church he is possed T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: whos boozin T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: im gonna beat him stupid with a bible T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: not yet but im gettimg there T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: total fuck nuggets T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: farts equal quuefs T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: wouldnt waste my time T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: prolly an old man T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dirty old man T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: tel that bamboo to stop bitching-like behaviour T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GamerX: goddamit dont you fuckin move, i had a really bad day T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar stands reallll still T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GamerX: put your face down and smack that ass up T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GamerX: I want to let you know that i will ever do anything to hurt you T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: cool....RODATRIP!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: lol cant spel T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: ROADTRIP!!! T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GamerX: is she dead? i dont know . they always come back T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: YES MY FIRST FUCKING TRIVIA WIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FORK YEA T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: BOOYAAAA FUCK FUCK T3/r7/2017-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: there shall no be fucks, fucking, or fuckery here on Curse! T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: as far as I'm converned anything that fits in anyones underwear goes on curse channel...period T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: so someone who goes "commando" can say anything on any channel? T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lol T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: smartass T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: so I can't say hinny on gossip? T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: hiney? T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: whatever T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I'm not sure but I think you might be able to say arse T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Hiney! T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite wiggles her bottom towards Taeryn. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: what about hip? T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Hip, hip. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: ....hooray? T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Do the hustle! T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: no hip, hip, hiney. Obviously T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: dootdoot doot doot dootdootdoott doot doot T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite rummages through her record collection, and pulls out some swanky disco! T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: though I guess it should be hip, hiney, hip. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: oh right...thats the bump...not the hustle T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: hinet is one thing...balls are another... T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: hiney T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Unless you have a bad hip, then it's hip, floor, medic alert. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: She's got big balls, he's got big balls... T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: but we got the biggest balls of them all! T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: this is a rather ballsy thread T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: acdc T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: fuck T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: damn T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: shit T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Coitus. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: when T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars are working. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette: oh fuck me I just sac'd that ... T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette fumes T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dont fuck me tony dont you ever fuck me T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: yo T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: lmao a curse channel :) T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Veritheia: witch T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Veritheia: oops T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fucking meds can't seem to kick in fast enough today... dadgumit T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halette huggles igamu's pain away. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: wtf fuckin lag T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: smoke a bowl why waiting should help T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: smiles T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus ) T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dagumit i have to kill a damned butterfly??? T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: 50 minutes couldnt find the fkn pickin slave for quest lmao T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fuckaduck dammit stupid stupid idea! T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: rabbits have softer fur... and maybe it was the planning not the idea that was the problem T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu LOL at shindo T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis snaps her whip. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn snaps into a slim jim. T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: yea fuck ueonhart T3/r7/2017-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: motherfucking bitch!!! stop it! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dammit i forgot i was questing.. shit!!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: Metropolis is too T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agius glares around at all the slackers around him.. even you! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: standing on recall T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Agius: what did that say on ya'lls end? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar sends you all back to the academy. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: what the flying hump? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Trurien: Test T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: That's called a snufflehumpagus T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: ticles T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: holy shot tacos batman T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: You mean fish tacos? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: shit' T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Well, fuck. I'm wrong. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: im on my phone so autocorrect fucks me raw T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: As long as your phone is using protection. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: nope T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: using anti virus T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: anything else i can take some meds for to get rid of lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: herpes? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: gonnorhea T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: imagine playing aard on a redicuously smart flip phone... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: That would be suicide in the making T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna giggles. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: T9 would fuck you 6 ways to sunday T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Hawt T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: yeah i already hate playing on my iphone all that clicking i would have nightmares T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: T9....now i feel old T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I am never getting to T9 X_X T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Alternatively: T9 woule euck zou o wazs to punday T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: im probably up there with you dont worry T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna looks around suspiciously for lurking T9s T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: I need a translator... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: its called beer T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: its called beer T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: T9 would fuck you 0 ways to sunday? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: or xanax T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Or Mydol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: I ain't to his level yet...*quaffs beer* T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: Behold, the T9 - Epic predecessor of the T-1000 T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: o is on the same key as 6. You get an o for tapping 6 three times, while a 6 for tapping 4 times T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Someone get DJ T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Hes like T84 T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: hey, at least you can text and drive safely with a T9 T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Just look at your keypad on your smartphone when you're dialing. You'll see letters there. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: nah the xanax would slow you down to much before you got done reading it would have scrolled on by and then you would forget what you read as you look for what you were reading and then you would repeat the process. vicious cycle lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: lmao doesnt do that for me T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Maybe you probably shouldn't do xans recreationally T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis prods Your Daddy DjVoltron into action! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I said, try MYDOL T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: maybe.... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: im to old and have to many kids for that these days. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I... think that's hot? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: wait what? i musta missed something who's hot? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I'ma leave it. Too funny. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: ooooh, acetaminophen and antihistamine... the good shit right there T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I mistyped the channel, but it's so funny I'll just let people make assumptions xP T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Im hot T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Aradonas hot T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna lights a midol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Dalcias hot T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Lashers hot T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Idk T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona blushes as he sees Metropolis here. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Im guessing here T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol i like that idea wardsmith T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: First you light a midol. Next you'll be injecting marijuanas T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger is FRESH! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: ROFL T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: Midol... the REAL gateway drug T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis gets on her donkey and sets off to marry Lasher. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: When you inject marijuanas, an angel loses it's wings, because its the devils lettuce T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: kids these days will do anything T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: metro's donkey while on the way : are we there yet? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: hey now simmer down there aradona T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Metros Donkey: get yo fat ass off of me bitch T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: no need for name calling :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I thought the real gateway drug was 192.168.1.1 T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: NERD T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: no T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna kisses Wardsmith. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: The real gateway drug is obviously crayons. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: real talk T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: agreed T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Elmer's Craft glue T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger kisses a side of fries passionately. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis THWAPS Dean Ward for being a moron. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis THWAPS Wardsmith for being a moron. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis THWAPS Ressem for being a moron. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Who the fuck is Dean Ward? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: oooh me next T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis THWAPS Ravenna for being a moron. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: The real ward is Dean Ward T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: WOO T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I'm so lost. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: THWAP PARTY! *busts out the rave glowsticks* T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Me too T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: my wife has an infatuation with dry erase markers... i caught her before cus she had a hitler stash and swore up and down she didnt do it until i showed her T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: so the fake ward would be? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: My donkey got a flat tire T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Now I am lost without gps T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: maternity ward? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Ahhhhhh T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna guides her warburger next to Wardsmith and squirts him with her ketchup. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: its the end metro T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I'm going to be the next Drug Ward! Believe it! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: let your donkey drink from that, it'll regain more than 4 tyres T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: wait what? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Oo T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: It could just drink up this infatuation in the air T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: bah one of these days I'll have children...you know...when I can find someone who ya know...wants me and shit lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Lordy, don't let her find the scented dry erase markers. People come in my office just to smell them. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: everybody, drink up! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis has lovely babies with Aradona. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: One of these days, I'll never be able to have children. Ah, I can dream... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: emo much there aradona :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Ressem is jelly T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis sticks her tongue out at Ressem. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: I was tryoing to respond to the maternity ward thing but type slow lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: mmm i like jelly T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: well i lied i like preserves T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Or we could just steal one of these babies. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger points excitedly at Slowpoke Aradona! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis pulls up her white van and yells "FREE WIFI!" T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: and Yeah I tok that elsewhere lol....been on my mind, And THANKS Warburger! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Have you considered watching hardcore Wardography? It's very informative T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: i got 5 you can borrow some to get "the feeling" T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: cheers to mirena! may it never be ripped out! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Holy torpedos Batman! 5 kids? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: agreed no more for me mirena works like a charm T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: yuppers T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: hardcore Warburgeraphy T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Is that professional food critic graffiti? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: getting mine this month, now ill be a real girl!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Ok enough of this shit. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: My close friend has 6 Im like How can you even? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I thought you were a real girl from the moment the egg gestated. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: 2,3,6,8,and 11 T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis gags everybody and pulls out a ninetails. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna blushes. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Quiet! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: FUCK YEAH, WHIP ME T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis flicks her whip across Wardsmith's bare back. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: mmmmmmmmf! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: YASSS lets go T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis whips everybody multiple times. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: If one of you talks, you all get it... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna starts moaning. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis peers around herself intently. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: after the first 3 you just give up on having a life.... thats why im stuck on here with you guys/gals T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem ) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Make my skin split along my back with that whip! MMMM! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: But T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: eh T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: too much work T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona notes that Metropolis' whip skill just increased to 100%! Ohhhh fuuuuck T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: DO it. Get some glass up in that bitch. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis falls down in exhaustion. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: whoa this just got xrated lol gooo metro T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: uhhh.... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Who do you have to eat out around here to get a razor-bladed whip raked across your back?! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis points excitedly at Prelate Aradona! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger points excitedly at an alley cat! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol mmmm pussy T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Ohhh myyyy T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: No. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: all hairy and such T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: You have to eat out my hubby. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Hes into that. :P T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: That's why I asked for the razors. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna returns with a very...sharp whip, and looks over at Wardsmith lewdly. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: !!!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: who's been naughty? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis pushes Aradona in Wardsmith's direction. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Looks like that Solid Snake just went flaccid T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Gay is hot. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: dO it T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona smiles weakly T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: floppy snake T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Just pop a viagra T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Nah, gotta pass. If there isn't razor blades attached anywhere, I don't have fun. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: That always worked for my dog. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna leaves it on the floor and walks out with a sassy "have fun!" T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Well. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: quick question T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol nice metro T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: shoot T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: what does a woman and a CD-ROM have in common? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: the RPM's aren't enough to get you off T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: A giant gaping hole T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: oH T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: .... hole? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis enthusiastically high-fives Ravenna! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: nope T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: you push a vitton to make it eject! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: give it another go, ward T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna enthusiastically high-fives a ticking metronome! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Nope, I'm good. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: After one go, they are useless to you? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I'm still waiting on that fucking fucking whip T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: they don't accept 3.5" floppies T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Oh T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: its on the floor, dude T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: BAHAHAHAHA T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: My answer was better. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: rof T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna giggles. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: metro, your answer would be a wad of tissue T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith picks up the razor-sharp whip and squirts lemon juice all over it. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Now, who'd like a turn with the Cenobite Pleasure Whip? :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna watches Wardsmith intently. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger sprinkles on salt and vinegar on Wardsmith's razor-sharp whip. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Whats the difference between men and a lightbulb T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Wow, even better! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: they break when you smash em? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: It feels so good!!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: wardsmith the lightbulb T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: hes literally in the manor whipping himself T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: You can screw a lightbulb but you cant screw a m- oh fuck me its 2017 who am I kidding. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol what? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: ROFL T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: LOL T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: glad i could help incite this total randomness but i gtg quest time :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: come back soon for another session of ReRessem T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Oh fuck T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I just heard my garage door open... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: it must be aradona stalking you IRL T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I'm in the mothafuckin houuuuuuse T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: dun dun dun T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: If you hear whipping sounds, ignore it. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Come keep the bed warm Ward. its cold in here X_X T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: D: T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I'll consider it :P T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Back to whipping! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: ward, they're now selling those bladeless laser shavers...get one and try it on your sack T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Oh dear T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Is that actually a thing? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Why T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I don't know, but it wouldn't be a good idea to use it on one's scrotum T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Some man is going to be an idiot and do it anyways T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: And I am going to laugh T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: well, yes... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Well, if they don't read the disclaimer, that's their own fucking fault T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: In thier scrotumless face. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: And future childrenless. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: imagine the smoothness of a shave so close to skin, that your sack feels like a baby's bottom T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: or something goes wrong and it swells up to the size of a baby's bottom T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Nobody cares what ones sack feels like. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: just wax your nuts T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Or chop em off T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: OK WAIT T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: oh FFS no...i pull 1 strand off my sack and it's already like hell... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: just imagine ripping that one off mmmmm T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Aaaaaand now you've ruined the session. Thanks, Ressem >:( T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: i care when there is a poorly maintained one in the vicinity of my face T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: In alabama, they are trying to pass a rapist gets castrated law. Fair? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: FAIR T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: thats what im here for your welcome T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith drops the viscera-covered whip. "I can't believe this fucking shit..." T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: totaly fair but what if a woman rapes? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: oh lordy here we go T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Vagina sewn shut? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: oh wait nvm you cant get raped by a woman T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: im out, peace T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: you can T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Women cant really rape people X_X T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: they shall have their tits chopped off? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: says who? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: i dont know any guy that would claim to be raped bu a woman T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: come try T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: You can find accounts of it online. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: How. I have no penis to stick in your buttocks T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: hardon =/= consent, and titties =/= nuts T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: you can forcefully comandeer my penis and shove it into your vagoo if you have one...that's how a man gets raped T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol i know im just being satcastic... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: If a man is scared, they wont be erect. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: agree warburger T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: some people are turned on by fear T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: musta been an ugly chick he didnt wanna tell his friends he fucked... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: or... limp dick still fit? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: There's also the possibility of drunkenness, roofies combined with a cock ring, blah blah blah T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: and i disagree with that just cus your scared dont stop the blood flow T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: good point wardy T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger is nodding his head so wildly you wonder if it will fall off. No, you hope it will. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urshilikai: slip a viagra into his cocktail T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: hiya urshilikai T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: This is going to eventually devolve into a political discussion, I can already tell. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: women can rape other women, too T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: when all she had to do was ask.... tsk tak tsk T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Well, im not too familiar with penises. SO my bad. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: (not missing out on much, imo) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urshilikai: well lets get the ball rolling about trumps acceptance of putins personal claim he had nothing to do with hacking T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: well famiiliarize yourself ots called porn metro T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: been with both, girls are better...also, boobs T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: i agree boobs rock T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: boobs are the most superior of body parts T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Boobs are indeed amazing. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: thats y i love my kids my wife went from a to d because of them T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: squishy heaven ^o^ T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: true story :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna enthusiastically high-fives Ressem! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: motorboat mmmm T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: What about boobs? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Give me a's or b's. Maybe even c's. Nothing bigger, thanks. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: theyre Grrrr8! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Triple d baby T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: nah they all good but you dont know what your missing with d's T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Triple D all the way T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: go for a g metro T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I don't care to know, either. I could certainly get along with them, but that doesn't mean I'll ever prefer them. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: i like the firmness of b's and the heaven of ds and up T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: end up suffocating yourself T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: XD T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: good god, hate having dds though... stairs are a pain in my life T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis rapidly nods twice at Ravenna, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: i got it ravenna T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I totally get your pain. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: get one of those chair lift things for old ppl lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: ahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: omg yes T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I am a triple T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: triple d* T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: problem solved T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: I don't consider that bragging, Metro :P T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I always take the elevator :P T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: ayee getting hit in the face squad! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: i do T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Well guess what. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: what? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I am bragging. Deal with it, T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Darn. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: woot gimme a good shake T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna enthusiastically high-fives Metropolis! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: "getting hit in the face squad?" T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Ima go to bed. Got a birthday party to go to today and its like 4AM rn, GN ALL. <3 T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: if i run down stairs, they smack me in the face T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: ohh man i almost missed turning in my quest because of this convo... behold the power of BOOBS!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: night :D T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: night metro T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: now my interest is peeked ravenna :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: heheh T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: oh just imagine one of those things that you lock your ankles in and it rotates you upside down? damn you gravity T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: you mean literal hell? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: would be suicide T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: i have a itsm that has 50 servings of Epic Sauce ROFL T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: bukkaki anyone? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: grody T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: ^ T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: bukkake* T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: yeah yeah i thought about it after it was sent meh T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: is that the real epic sauce, warburger? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I cant sleep X_X T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: yup T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: its on auc T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh! A wild WarBurger: i sent it to you earlier lol T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: special order for you ladies T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: bleh T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: Fuck the gauntlet! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber wipes his brow with obvious relief. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: That's what it wants you to do! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hahahahaha! I love the gauntlet! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: What was your mob? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Me too T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: u mad bro T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: the mummy, the carrion crawler T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Ah! I see you don't have hunt. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: The Gauntlet is great when you land two rooms away from your mob. However, I've spent hours in there looking for on guy... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: cp targets anyway T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: Yeah, I'd never go there when hunt would work on my mob anyway T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: When you're a thief, you just hunt the dragon. You'll (probably) go past ever mob. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: as wolfen maybe. because at t0, even the lvl. 20 from ranger is too high T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: If you have a cp mob, or a quest mob, you can't hunt them. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: So tier. *shrugs* T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: I preffer to fuck Gauntlet :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Fuck gauntlet before it fucks you. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: Fuck? 8==> O-= ? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: in soviet russia... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber laughs at a current of the maelstrom mercilessly. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Fuck onto others as you would have them fuck unto you. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: shit. even socials don't work anymore. the gauntlet is messing up my karma. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael stares longingly at a current of the maelstrom's crotch. Maybe you should too. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank farts in the direction of Liber. Better flee before he turns to you! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hmmmmm... That worked. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I just want to say this: TITS. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: tits always improve karma T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: tits > sanctuary T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Icecool: tits fix all things.... T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryven: unless they are mantits T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Man, I love tits! I even wrot a poem about them. Wanna hear it? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: sure. but recite with feeling! :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Big or small, I like 'em ALL!(.)(.) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: (.)(.) (.)(.) (.)(.) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: hmmm yellow skin... Fiery red nipples. You need a doctor homie T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael snickers softly. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: some form of jaundice? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: very serious indeed Koopatroopa. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber claps at Spank's performance. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Polynesian! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: is polynesian jaundice worse than regular jaundice? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: sounds Spicy and fruity and delicious T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: like a good fish taco T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch starts moaning. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel quivers lustily. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The world weeps at the power of Memnarch's TIER SANCT! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: unzips his pants and the sun is blocked by the monsturouse huge snake T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: WHAT TIME IS IT T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: high noon T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Stahp following me raded T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: no T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: Time for Tits! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: its time for you to get a fucking watch T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG, Failurette Noegel is shaking that ass. Look at it jiggle! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: 421 where was i T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: (.)(.) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: its 421, do you know where your bamboo is? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Fucking watch. Do they make those now? Are those allowed in schools? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: jaundice jumblies! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT OF THE KING!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) King Bird shrieks as Tricksy Bamboo grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Aye sir! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: the humpening! It has begun!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: I had this channel off for some reason T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Was Xyliz here? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa slaps a bamboo imp. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Whatever happened to the "anal fist-punch" social? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: she was T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa "accidentally" Doinks Spank in the Pooper and grins. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa is looking VERY insecure all of a sudden... I wonder if he's experiencing anal leaking?!? T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa turns red in the face as a dim bulb appears above his head. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa is scrutinizing the crowd carefully, looking for a suitable subject for experimental anal bypass surgery. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: I did not do any work AT ALL the whole day. What a productive monday. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I was all ready to work on my website, but BAM! Daily double has TWO CPs with triv point. Work halts. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: meh. at lvl. 26 and t4 that's like what, 10 minutes tops? :) T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: WORK STILL HALTS! I don't give a damn if it takes me 5 seconds. I don't go back to work cuz now I have AN EXCUSE!!! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Oh my little monkey buddy. Work IS the excuse! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Don't "MEH" me! I am Ubergrupenprocrastinator. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel frowns sadly and looks at Spank and goes 'meh..' T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Donald Trump! Leader of the Free World and UBERGRUPENWANKER! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Larcenist: best moment of g20 was watch Putin giggle like a schoolgirl at Trump's jokes. T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: A beautiful lady's suction does UNBELIEVABLE things to you! T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: you aren't the first person she's done that to, I'll wager T3/r7/2017-07-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: no, she is definitely a pro T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: GIRLS DON JIZZ, CORRECT?! T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Go lesbo for a night and find out T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: girls totally jizz T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis RAGEQUITS after informing the mud how much she hates you all. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: NO WE DONT T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Will it help you deal if I admit that NOT ALL women jizz? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: heheh, you havent had any good girls then :) T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Do I need to post the article on curse too? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: No woman Jizzes T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: NONE T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You seem to have a personal stake in this Metro, what's up? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: depends on your definition of woman, and jizz, but if you mean cistypicalfemale and sperm, then obviously no. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Whats up is I am a surgeon and I know when I am right :< T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis thanks Emm heartily. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Are you a pussy surgeon? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: If your trying to prove that the person you slept with wasn't a guy... then you failed T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: No. I am a general surgeon. Which means I do everything. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Except jizz T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: THERE IS NO JIZZ SURGEON T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Yes there is, it's an office appointed by the president to make sure all the people have good sexing. Office of the Surgeon Jizzeral. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: I cant even. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Ok tahts it. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: you know I wouldn't put it past 45 to come up with that job. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: some female lady parts have been proven to release a chemical from the urethra upon orgasm, that is niether urine, not vaginal fluid T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: uhm that isn't really true ravenna T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Beverly Whipple, a neurophysiologist from Rutgers University in Newark, New Jersey, says that the term female ejaculation should only really refer to the production of the small amount of milky white liquid at orgasm and not the squirting investigated in this paper. This study shows the other two kinds of fluids that can be expelled from the female urethra urine alone, and urine diluted with substances from the female prostate, she says. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: This study presents convincing evidence that squirting in women is chemically similar to urine, and also contains small amounts of PSA that is present in mens and womens true ejaculate, says Barry Komisaruk, also at Rutgers. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: This study helps to reconcile the controversy over the fluids that many women report being released at orgasm, he adds. There are evidently two different fluids, with two different sources. Whether either of these fluids plays a physiological role that is, whether they serve any adaptive function, is not known. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: SPAM!! T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I nominate Ravenna for official Secretary of Pussy T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: WOOT T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Ravenna, are you a surgeon? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: the full study reads that it is chemically approximately 90% urethea, and the rest is normal vaginal secretions. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Like a surgeon, touched for the very first time! T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels grabs some CopPorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: so while it isn't pure urethea, it is mostly urethea. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: What in the fuck is urethea supposed to be? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: urine. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: peepee T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: That's "urethra", dipstick T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: yes, metro has the right article T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Which is a tube T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: metria, its ur p33hol3 T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: There is a vas deferens between men and women T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: curse Urethra is the "peepee" T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Urethea is urine. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: not in 2017 there isnt.. your are what you feel... T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: gender is fluid :P or something T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: SO during female ejaculation, the female involuntarily urinates. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Not jizz. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis drops a mic. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: its still fluid being released... T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: Jizz is slang to begin with... T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I think that's more of a commentary on your skills, Metro.. If the women you're with piss on you, maybe that's a sign? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I have pneumonia stop picking on me. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: you can jizz if you believe in urself 1!!111!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Would you call any fluid jizz? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Depends on the context :D T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna is agreeing with that Birdbrain Metria person again... T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: someone better be listening to lonely islands jizz in my pants song right now T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I was, Duels, but I jizzed in my pants as soon as it started' T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: of course urine is 91 to 96% water anyway, so whatever. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: jizz is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: So if a guy has a vasectomy, and he ejaculates, you would not call that jizz, right? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: By your definition, it can't be jizz. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: omg i have random not jizz on my face T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: No T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Its not jizz. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: pretty sure thats still jizz but what ever helps you sleep at night :P T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: It contains NO semen. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: So not jizz. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Its just seminal fluids. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Uh, that's jizz :P T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Lubrication pretty much. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: aw darn, isnt it the semen thats good for your skin? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Not jizz. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I think it depends on the type of vasectomy, but I am by no means an expert in medicine, or male anatomy beyond what I learned from ex-husband, and health classes. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis nods at Ravenna. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Well good for you guys, I AM. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: damn T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: unless the vasecotmy was cutting everything off ... its still jizz T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Metro, there's one really important fact that is shitting ALL over your credibility T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: Im about to cut your everything off... T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You're arguing about jizz online :P T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: So? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I'll give you credit, you've got spunk T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis: -.- T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: such seminal fluid. so wow. very jizz. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: jizzy jizz indeed T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: did you just do doge poetry? T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Metropolis leaves after doing jizz hands. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: that's so 2015. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: I wanna drop a mic. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna bows deeply. T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: gotta find something cool do to first T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels killed curse channel. *drops mic* T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: kinky T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: damn crab T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fuck bamboo T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: my gavorite channel T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: favorite T3/r7/2017-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dang T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Redcola: And that's how dingos are made T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: finger bang a orangitang a mokey T the zoo T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: whats a dingo T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: hieannas? T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: im still on a duck T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: mean lil fuckers T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: do you want to hop` T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: maybe i wanna ride in the pouch T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Toneloc: SCREAMMMMMMM FUCK T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i'd rather not T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: my bros T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: where my bros T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: im not your bro, guy T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: i'm not your guy, pal T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: pal, im ur bro T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: i tried to make a character anus but i couldnt T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: wonder why T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: idk i was shocked T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: i cant see why you would want to be anus...? T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: whos bitching T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: where is that monkey T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: bro T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: bro T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: bro i cant anus T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: do it T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: wheres that monkey bitch T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: anus T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: start the anus revolution T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: where is that bitch T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lets slap raman T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: im your king T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: lol, even uranus is on the badname list T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: raman mean king in my language T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: so im the king T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: it means cheap noodle in mine T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i care about mine T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: go to hodgepodge, there's a royal throne room...of sorts T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: hmm T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: only 2 chans i can talk on them bad T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: make more chans please T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: there's also echo T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: and imm T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: not allow in imm T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber pats Raman on his head. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: and don't forget the tell channel, you can tell yourself anything T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: chan ban T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: also not allow in acho too T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: and group T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: there's also the opk channel. you can turn it on with 'opk on confirm' T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: my favorite channel T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber smirks at Mael's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: that sound like open player kill dont be naughty T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: is also the most used channel on Aard T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: can't believe yall are missing out T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: even better if you're in a pk clan T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: how is player killing sistem here T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: do we losing eq T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: only if you're in shadohugz T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: type opk on confirm for a free tour T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael hugs Bishoujo Raded. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: First we kill people... then we defile the bodies. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I've been watching for Raded. Gonna defile his body good. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i need levels to pk T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i will kick your ass T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: come at me, bro T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: Talk to me in 14000 levels or so. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: so he can run away T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: lol T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: I'll tickle you so hard T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i need make a bot for xp T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: The imms are recording this. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: do we allow to bot T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: It's allowed as long as you like your character to be nuked. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I suggest not using that method, however. Help botting. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: lol sound dangerous T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: I mean, in a long enough timeline, we all die anyway T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I outlasted the last server, we'll see if I can outlive this one. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: but im sure %80 of this mud bots T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i notice people botting quests T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: ahh, you have snoop? i didn't know they gave that to newbs T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: lol T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: im a very good mudder T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: but dont have enough time to play here T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I'm a mudderfucker T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: orospu T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I'm the greatest mudder, so great you wouldn't believe it. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: also this mud need more improve for blinds T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spicy! RowBoat Robbo is grabbing Raman by the pussy! T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: are you trump T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Trump learned from him. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber mutters about nude models, but sketches RowBoat Robbo anyway. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: We do have a number of VI players, actually, I think support is .. fairly good. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: But I'm not sure how well it compares to other muds. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: (not being VI myself) T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i wish someone make a good soundpack T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: I'm waiting for direct3d support. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: type wish list for a full list of wishs available T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: There is at least one sound pack site listed in help www T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: yeah i have that one but its just a few channel and quest sounds T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Which one? T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: wish for direct3d Vira tells you 'I cannot grant that wish. Try 'wish costs' for a list.' T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i got it from a google side T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Vira tells you: I have granted the BPP wish. You may now impress fellow mudders with your Bigger Peepee. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: who is orospu here T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: the fuck is that? T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: orospu? T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: yeah T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: orospu is oruspu T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: ooooh now i understand T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: woo smart boy T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: that was too hard! T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: yeah, fried a few brain cells in the process T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: kuze diya te T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: where did robbo go T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: praat engels asseblief T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: i like robbo T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Raman: also where is that bitch monkey bamboo T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: assrails gonna ein T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: win T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda looks keen on trying butt stuff with someone special. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda wishes someone would want to do butt stuff with him. T3/r7/2017-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel is playing mad drums on Atzauatzin Mitsuda's sweet sweet bubble butt. My turn! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba starts building momentum with his dick. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you shut your God damn bitch mouth right now! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel puts a garbage can over her head and disappears to the loony-bin! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems to be after Failurette Noegel, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better her than you, eh? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: twinlube is awsum! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ya see that shit... I didn't get a tp:( T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I will eat your pie for a tp:D T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: are you any good at it? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yes because I am always hungry T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I will even lick your box for a tp:D T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the secret is in the breasts.. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I must drink when they have veines and look milky. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ft They better not suck my cock or I will cheat and beat my meat! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg!! sorry! Mischan!! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: oh wait... There's luck, Hardly anyone has this channel on T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna giggles. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba winces at Ravenna's remark. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna comforts Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I get mad at myself when I don't think something threw enough... It sometimes results in creating a mischan:( T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this place makes me so excited T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so many cool people that may talk with me T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Thinking things threw sucks. Think them through. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Taeryn, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba tells Taeryn that instead of saying fuck, he should just say 'mm'kay', mm'kay? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sings 'Fuck is the worst word that you can say, so you shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!' T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Dang it... I wish Lasher didn't tell me to never talk the "Back in my day on aard" stories... They use to make even me laugh at after reading... T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Aaaargh! I feel like Ace Ventura's Ass when he tried to hold it back in his chair to keep it from talking to Richard Padactor or whatever the name of that guy was... Ray Finkle I think... Shiiit. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: sounds like you should say what you gotta say T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Sounds like you wanna see me Nuked faster than your microwaved food:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: send me a tell then :P I wont nuke you T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Omg an actual outlet! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: thank you!! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ugh! What a liar.. They logged right off!:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my bitch suck dick like she sucks dick! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sorry I couldn't put it on the music channel either T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: but if she does, does that mean that in some tiny corner of your mind, you really believe she's a hooker and just doesnt charge you? :P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: breakfast hasn't been served burnt in at least 4 years so far:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if they serve it burnt that means they're angry with you T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: trust me... Women do stuff like that once in awhile in some places:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I grew up in music but kinda protected in some ways and really not in others T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: found out if a woman likes certain things, some guys immediately believe they're this or that other thing :P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: must be a dike T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel sniffs sadly. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lol T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well it took me till adulthood to discover that women fart... I use to think they never farted and that only men farted:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Itty Kitty Purr: Were you retarded? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: talking to men makes me a slut, so talking to women makes me a dyke right? ....but I talk to trees too...then what :P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Noo Just manipulated by the blame game T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: one of them tree hos T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Itty Kitty Purr: Hippie? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: men push farts out, loud as they can lol T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: only difference between men and ladies :P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the name boogieman is available for use... Hmmm... T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Go for it! I won't steal that from ya T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: The name Babadook is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the boogie man is afraid of only one human :P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I'm a boogiemom :P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite jams on her guitar, kinda like dimebag darrel! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite dances wildly before you! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Applebottom is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Go for it!:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Badunkadunk is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Go for it! And I'll see your ass later:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: lol T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy shit! My dick is so hard right now! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sets himself to 'grind'...Uh oh, looks like he's going out of control! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: How much does a good pack of smokes cost where you people live?! Maybe I need to relocate to smoke more:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: pouch of good tobacco? $9-17 pack of good cigs? 11+ depending on the store T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: newport menthol cigarette pack where I live costs USD $10.50 T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: newports are like 7 T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: till cheaper than where I live wow T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I buy american sirit cuz I like to add a bit of sage to my smokes T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: I stuff my own tubes... costs around 15 bucks a carton T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I smoke american spirit organic or light blue pouch T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: those tube machines are interesting tho T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I stuff my own tube. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: Anyone ever smoked a Sampoerna Classic Clove cigarette? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: The tube is a fleshlight, but that counts, right? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: smoke weed damnit T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: I love cloves every once in a blue moon T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I stuff my own tubes too.. a pound of tobacco costs me 28 bucks and the tubes costs USD $2.50 T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: free and works T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: Oh, tobacco. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: If you have a nice machine like i do you can stuff a carton in about 30 min T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Itty Kitty Purr: I have videos of Robbo stuffing his tube. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I got at least $20 for that video. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: Totally worth it. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Itty Kitty Purr: The hazmat cleanup afterward was what really cost me. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: do not accept govt rulers...take your own path T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: fuck the system T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yeaaah Power to the mutha phuckin peeeep-pul!:D T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I am the system. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: it is foolish to think we are idle T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel says in a loud clear voice "Submit to me." T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: wake up T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I'm idle. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: dont be a child T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I'm an object at rest, and I tend to stay at rest. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Adam being taped up to the wall by Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: oh...then be a child :) T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what?! And not get all the toys I want.... Hey Why can't I be a child?! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: I mean...dont do anything T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: lest you do...anything T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: I mean...we cant do better than we have now T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo unzips. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam just got a face full of RowBoat Robbo's balls! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: as it it is perfect T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: right? T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: I think so T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah! Close your hotdog filter! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: let us all celebrate our enslavement T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: or not T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: not something that is popular T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: ok T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you are a strange laddie T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uhoh... My meat is leaking milky stuff again... Help it's making my keyboard sticky! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Fine... Keep your extra keyboards to yourselves!:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam collapses as Eukanuba dick-hammers the life out of him! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam tickles Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ugh! clean yourself off... It's going to be all flakey when it dries:( T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba makes a deposit into your prostate. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What the fuck! I get no coffee and I need coffee or my pee comes out all snotty and guey..:( T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Make me fart once, shame on me... Make me fart twice and shame on you! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops Eukanuba! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba peers around as a quack escapes his clenched butt cheeks. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: For I had gas and you knew! T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's a good day... Or night depending on where everyone is... And I don't have to hurt anyone with my peepee:D T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: when it's hard it can knock teeth out of the mouth:P T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: im a total fucktard T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels reads Crimzon a story and tucks him into bed with a kiss. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: takes aard to say my yrue feeling T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: And beer dont forget the beer. T3/r7/2017-07-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: thats a common T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: ayo suck my dick ju herd! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: what dick? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars is agreeing with that Ravenna person again... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: It looks like a penis!! Only smaller!! :D T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ravenna: ooh, i didn't know you could see those T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: not without glasses T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: motherfuckingassholes. i want to smash them in the head with a really hard donute T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: why the fuck is it too early to think? i want to think myway out of being angry.. but dammit the more i think the focking angrier i get today. ineed otg o back to bed and get up on the right side.. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: ( T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: curse damnit! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Watch funny videos on youtube. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs Tricksy Bamboo by the shirt and screams at him PaH Tricksy Bamboo PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Sorry, I mean,watch fucking funny videos on fucking Youtube T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: any of you fuckers able to help me get into third gardner's brain in ft2? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: bah, fuck me, figners typing faster than brain this morning T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: LOL T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch RAGEQUITS after informing the mud how much he hates you all. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: we have this damn fuckin channel to curse on so we should talk nasty and dirty like President Trump when he is angry about Hilary.. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch grabs himself by the pussy. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba rolls on the floor laughing at Memnarch's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: think i'm doing it wrong T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: seens like you've got it wrong T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Bacteria is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Go for it! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's peanut butter vagina time! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: now where they at? Where they at?! Now there they go, there they go! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: peanut butter vagina! peanut butter vagina! peanut butter vagina with a baseball bat! Peanut butter vagina! peanut butter vagina! peanut butter vagina with a face all fat! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: With peanut butter vagina! You can have vagina anytime! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood Recognizes humans has the natural need of cursing T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: My penis does not cut the roof of your mouth! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: only cause it's not long enough to reach the top of someone's mouth? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: har har har! He who laughs last, laughs best! Now open up and say "aaaaahhhhh!" T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: that's what I told your mom T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yea well yo momma so ugly that she has to be quiet in order for me to feel like being nice to her!:P T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: I can't argue with that... I've seen my mother. But if you've spent time with my mother.. you might want to consult a physician T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that ugly ey? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: I suppose she must have been pretty before... but yes.. that ugly T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so ugly, blind men slit their wrists when she walk by. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if you leave here alone for too long that'll leed to indictment! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if you leave her alone for too long lol T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: typing while laughing is hard T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: just looks like a rap battle :o T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You watch rap battles?! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit I do too T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma stank so bad, she gotta file an Environmental Impact Statement just to unsip her pants. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: unzip T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba enthusiastically high-fives Spank! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that once she jumped up and down and got palmolive(tm) T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: glad I don't fuckin build anymore... That use to warp my brain because I'd have to figure out how big I'd wanna make an area then descriptions for mobs rooms and items T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: 00h 5 T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch sighs. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Of course I'd build here if I passed the Imm test T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sounds difficult tho T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my brain is the size of my penis... Have you seen it?! Fuck no you ain't seen it! It's the size of my penis! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: WTH did you smoke? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Juices and Berries:( T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: can't afford drugs T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba just loaded Liber a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy shit you can actually buy junk from Ebay... They sell anything... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: When I get to t9 I'm gonna snort some coke to feel even more supercharged and I'm going on a pk party killing spree:P T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: type: rank 16 T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sniffs some white powder and suddenly looks very relieved... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg that's alot of kills T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: See that's why I'd get all classy and challenge people to duels... For duels my alt may be still in the ranking if lucky... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: you're looking at the wrong column. the second one from the right :) T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: power ups?! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that is alot... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy shit... My alt that use to be my main is still in visable ranking... rank 17 in duels T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I use to open a classic can of "spread that ass open for my foot" sauce T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Eukanuba is now ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg why is he ignoring me?! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that guy is such an ass!! I canno stand him! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: oh wait... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: He's me T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: Just remember... you said it T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Silver Von Ruval's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You wonder if you should help Eukanuba, he just ripped his own head off. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww yea.. My penis is ready for action T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Hand Action T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Your own T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts on his purple trondom! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now I am ready for safe sex:) T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Carry on. Sorry for the intrusion : T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: even the hand cannot be trusted... the hand has open cuts from concrete work... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am the iron fist! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Actually I wish I was... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my breasts are hurting! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I mean my chest! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: STOP touching yourself! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Uh um bak bastichez! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: today instead of coffee and fishsticks I had some spaghetti in-fact I ate alot... Till I was feeling pregnant! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The baby kicked.. I was able to feel it. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: honestly it wasn't just alot of gas building up T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I thought... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba . o O ( woah I can think, Why don't I do that more often, DUH! ) T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: lol T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: just type curse or goss ect. like a social only you're thinking (I.E) curse *think lalalala testing T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you'll learn it when ya want T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: What is the it you are fucking? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba fucks it! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: dont hurt it T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: it just wants love T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba . o O ( woah I never fucked it before! ) T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha thinking on curse channel... Now people see a perverted mind:P T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: publically T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba . o O ( time to lasertag dat ass! ) T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems to be after Unai Davi, the Minister of War, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better him than you, eh? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems to be after Drug Wars, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better her than you, eh? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars turns to Eukanuba and yells, "I NEED AN ADULT!" T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Drug Wars into a barn and forces her to cluck like a CHICKEN!!! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Do you like cheese?! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drool seeps out of Eukanuba's mouth, as they think of ChEeSe! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba wonders aloud if Drug Wars likes ChEeSe... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sacrifices himself to the god of ChEeSe... T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit drinkin root beer again! Being a newb isn't that bad.. I may have lost my powers but I gained a painful reminder to enjoy my manor more next time and to just stfu for a good long while like I usually do to improve pking T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Hydro >>> T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you again T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: me? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels: lets do it Eukanewba T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Duels does Eukanewba? T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels shoves Eukanuba into a barn and forces him to cluck like a CHICKEN!!! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: them fightin words! T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Duels slaps Eukanuba with her dueling glove, challenging him to a duel. T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: time to eat more spaghetti! Till I'm full lookin pregnant lol T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bbl T3/r7/2017-07-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: thanks fornthe warning T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: You have now completely mastered exorcise! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: now I can tackle Igamu T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dammitstuipdfucking tentackles!!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Awww, were you pulled into a hentai scene? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: what is hentai? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Nevermind... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: LOL!!! that would have been interesting. i just read the info.. LOL T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola smirks. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: i havent had the opportunity to be pulled intot hat for a very long time.. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Well, ya gotta find the right tentacles. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: so true T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dammit!!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: oh shit, You still have to kill * the prince (Faerie Tales II) T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: hunt 45.prince You seem unable to hunt that target for some reason. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: did I mention how much I hate this fuckin' FT2 nobility? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Veritheia: that's why i rerolled nav T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so black that in school she was marked "prostitute".:( T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that made no sense. I award you no points T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: 25 pity points. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so dumb that after I scratch her back, she laughs as if a joke had been told! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Itty Kitty Purr: Yo mama so dumb she taught you those 'jokes' T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that she thought a quaterback was a rebuttal!:P T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so poor that she offers stale oatmeal warmed up hoping you'll go away... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yo momma so idiot she stole free bread T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba enthusiastically high-fives Reyblood! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel claps at Reyblood's performance. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hey Euk! Did you know that before trampolines were called trampolines, they called them jumpalines? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yeah! Until YO MOMMA got on one! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that your father hides her behind her clothes everytime something embarassing happens... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs Spank in a head lock and NOOGIES him... ARGH!!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: amateur night on curse... must be a slow weekend... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I'm becoming more and more convinced that Eukanuba is a bot that strings together random words from the dictionary and puts "Yo momma" in front of whatever hot mess that generates. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hey this is how unfair life is: I know a guy who claims he went to bed with 7 different women in the same day. Another guy I know brags that he's been to bed with over 300 women. Now these guys think they got game, that they're the big ballers. But if a WOMAN did that, she'd be known as YO MOMMA! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Your mother so fat she needs a map to find her breast T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma must be a nascar(tm) race-car driver because she burned 8 rubbers in 1 night! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yo momma so fat i'd need 2 pokéballs to store her inside if she were a pokémon T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If yo momma was a Yu gi Oh card(tm) to summon her I'd yell "Get yo fat ass out here in attack mode!" T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: If yo momma was a yu gi oh card, she would be an entire deck! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba snickers with Reyblood about their shared secret. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: Would have made more sense if you'd said, "I'd need more cards to summon her than Exodia." T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: Oh, that was to Eukanuba. :P T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she wakes up in sections... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: I don't get it T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yo momma so fat she takes 3x4 photos via satellite T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: blood circulation?! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: c'mon!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: your mother is so rotund, it requires non-abbreviated words to ridicule her. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that after 1 phone call N.A.S.A is retracting the satellite! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat that she is part of 2 time zones T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Purr is now ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: dang it! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling laughs out loud at Martini & Tyebald. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: more on ignore T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Martini & Tyebald: heck, that just takes lying across certain state lines. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she is on BOTH sides of your family! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat she had to baptize in an ocean T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she broke her leg once walking and gravy spilled out.. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: or was it gravy T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat she has her own ecosystem T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dirty that after she puts on deodorant she has to say AMEN T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: this here is a rivet gun. one slap and presto T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so bitch everyone in your city is your brother T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: blueberry girl from charlie an thr choclate factor T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i win *drop the mic* T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she puts on a tunic she complains about pains in her chest untill the material tears open. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: which makes her a hulk-a-maniac! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat that when she passes in front of the sun, an eclipse happens T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: betta not be talkn bout my momma! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: I don't get the previous yomamma joke from Eukanuba. uis yomamma Sigourney Weaver? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: she big bone T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling snickers with Liber about their shared secret. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she wears a white or yellow shirt, people look at her and yell "TAXI!" T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat that she wore an shirt with an big "H", an helichopter landed on her T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yo mama so big her wedding ring was saturn T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: your mama gave birth to you T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Daaaaaamn T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: oh wow! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel tosses Rokshel up in the air, he loves it! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so black she leaves fingerprints on coal T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so belligerent that she has to suck me off in order to make herself feel better... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: I don't get it. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: Metria was right :) T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Long Time Fiendish's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: These are... so bad... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pulls his pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!' T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Yo momma's so thoughtful, she made cookies and everyone loved it. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: awwwnnnt T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so generous, she even let the homeless fuck her. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so tenacious that she just has to suck me off! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Eukanuba being taped up to the wall by Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa gives Eukanuba 50 gold and leads him to the woods for a blowie. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: this guys an idiot T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: sorry mis T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Mebbe not. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber snickers softly. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa looks at Crimzon and goes "Heh." T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Your mother so fat that when she dived into the ocean, a tsunami happened on japan T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ft so then I said to her "either you are going to open your ass to me or I am going to scream" and she bent over willingly after that honest! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: off T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan!! sorry!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel goes to Eukanuba, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that was hilarious. You have no friends T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel runs away from Eukanuba in utter terror and horror! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel collapses as Eukanuba dick-hammers the life out of her! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Eukanuba's momma swallow so much cum, she shit babies. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Spank's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Spank's momma got fired from the spermbank for drinking on the job:P T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: oOHH!!! thats why they said drop the kids off at the pool T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: ya well the jerk store called and theyre running out of YOU! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wish I had my new computer and cmud account already I'd add what Wokshel said to my desc T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Rokshel rather T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: seinfeld quote :P T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love seinfeld! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma coochie so full of black semen, she rent it out as a printer cartridge. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: He has conversations I'd wanna be in! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so lonely that she breaks out into spontaneous song and dance whenever men visit her... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma suck so good, her name change to Kirby Hoover. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so black she suffered bully in Africa T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so black, astrophysicists name phenomena after her coochie. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Especially cuz anything that fall in get trapped forever. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fracked up that she hopes Sundra Bullock will star in a motion a picture film that will inspire the president to rescue her from neglect! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: The name Std is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so ugly joker's face became serious when he saw her. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: your momma is a shithead. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: yo mamma sry T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that if we defeat her now, YOU WILL REMEMBER NOTHING!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma is so hairy that noone knows when she is face-to-face or not. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: yo momma suck so much dick she farts erections. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rokshel: lets keep it classy spank... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so ugly, Viagra pills go soft. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: yo momma fellate so much penis, she gaseously expels turgid members? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma listens to mellow melodies and slow jams hoping your father will do the wheel-barrel with her... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Turgid! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so hairy she only talks chewbacca's language T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yes Reyblood! How 'bout "Yo momma, so hairy and stupid, the only one in Star Wars she understands is Chewbacca." T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly and short that people call her repeatedly to see if she'll suddenly grow taller from the need to respond! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yea, you upgraded it ! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so short she can backflip 3 times under her bed T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so ugly, yo daddy push her face in the water to make fish jump in the boat. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: That's stupid, cuz yo momma don't know yo daddy. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that when I tell her about it, it hurts her feelings.. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: ha T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so slutty, when she have a DNA test, half the inmates hang themselves. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so hairy she was king kong in the movie. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma feet stink so bad ... at least you stop smelling her pussy. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so slutty that when Dirty Harry asks her if she feels lucky, tears open a condom-wrapper. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she tears open a condom wrapper T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: doh!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that I rolled over twice and fell on her mail-order chips! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yo momma so bitch she masturbates with a pickaxe T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: What's does yo momma have between her tits that other women don't? Her coochie! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so boss that I have to fuck her gorilla style with her ass in the air! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: What's yo momma's bra size? 42 - LOOOOOOOOONG! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Fo' DRIZZLE! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel groans loudly. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that even Chuck Norris wants to challenge her! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I beat ChuckNorris as a T0. He ain't shit T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Even a T9+12 Can't beat your fat mother! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so used, even Catholic priests won't do her in the ass. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: catholic priests would rape fetuses if they were able T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on Spank, and pushes him off the mud. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: your mother is so ugly that if she, someday go to hell, she will take satan's throne T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: My old manor was once so popular it was soon going to house Imm fights of pk there:P T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so ugly both god and satan rejected her. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if an Imm decides to join pk with you and you never beat an Imm before, gang up on them even if they kill you first lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's worth a try! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that I can't hold it against her... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit! Who did Starling know to help her get her char back?! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I already promised to be a good boy from now on! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: now I'm so fucked up I have to recover for pk fun again... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ah well.. At least I still have my dick and balls... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: knocked on the head having me wonder where my days went... woah T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba opens your ass and enters... Aww Yeah Kawabunga! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww yeah kawabunga! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mighty morphine rectum ranger! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you are a strange Lad T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I bet you say that to all the aarders that you do not marry:P T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: flattery will get you anywhere but nowhere today I don't have any tps yet:( T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: noegel T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: come here my precious T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon throws some crackers T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uhoh I ran short on gold... I'll suck your... No I won't but gimmie gold plez! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: c'mon buy my dagger on auction T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: suky fuky 2 dowa!:( T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: man my manor was one of the coolest! And hopefully fucking around with you cool people I should be able to make another cool manor T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I had a chair in there called "utter stupidity" and a poisoned fountain of feces called "a bowl of stupid shit" so that after drinking from it you could sit down in utter stupidity lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and there was plenty of pk rooms in my manor T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: the average penis size in america is six to seven inches T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: lol fucking doubt that T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel peers intently at Crimzon. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: more like 5 to 6 T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You spend too much time thinking about other people's dicks T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen: 6 to 7 metric inches T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lorelen snickers softly. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Lorelen being taped up to the wall by Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: did you know if you catch genital warts they have a cream to get rid of them T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: And yet you're still here.. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: no more burning them off T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: do you have to apply this cream often? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch as this channel is revived by the skillful conversationalist, Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: noooo T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel laughs diabolically...Muhahahaha! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i got more T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: gimme some T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: gim meh sum sugah hunny! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a loud scream, Failurette Noegel releases a bolt of electricity, frying Eukanuba!! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is startled and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars turns to Failurette Noegel and yells, "I NEED AN ADULT!" T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: did you know that if the girl that gave you warts is vallcarrying the disease. then she is a carrier and you vant give them away. only she can T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: any questions? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I hate sitting down only to discover a sore bumb on my ass prevents me from sitting comfortably:( T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: what if I train your genital warts and they become super wart shock troopers? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bump rather T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: then that would be a superdivk T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dick T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: at least I replaced my mattress.. There use to be a spring on the old one that would poke me in the ass everytime I rolled in my sleep T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that was just me with a thorny dildo T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: ribbed for pleasue T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: commercials tell me it's bad to have a mattress for more than 8 years without replacing... I've had some mattresses for 15 years loading them with rich skin flakes and bacteria lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Those arent warts! They are pleasure bumps... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: they just want you to buy a new mattress. Those stats about them gaining weight are Bs too T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bastards T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they say when you believe you're free of chuck norris, he shows up at your doorstep to let you know he's not scared of you T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yo momma so fat she uses blanket as clothing T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: fail T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: your mama so fat it took me three rolls to get off her T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that all her clothes are called "Space-suits" T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yo mama so fat she wore a yellow shirt and kids tried to board her T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she takes a deep breath, he clothes become exhausted... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat she rolled up on 5 coins of 25 cents and they became 1 dollar T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: but thats a dollar 25 T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so dirty that she has to be baptized in bleach! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: yo momma so fat when she walked on hot coals her feet got a grillz T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yo momma gave birth to you T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: good one T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: One more..and oldie but goodie Yo momma's like a Christmas tree everyone puts Balls on her T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma's such a slut, she has nine STD clinics named after her. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ratchet that she can't even have a date at McDonalds! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma such a slut, that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: why didn't you have correct change? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: rookie mistake T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: I went to DD T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yo mama so ugly pest control uses her picture to keep the pests away T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so poor that she has a 3 bedroom sidewalk with a view! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: drunk driving? T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Dunkin Donutes T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: metal is the law T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: the law is the metal T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: metal the law is T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: metaaal T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that for breakfast she sits down to frosted meat flakes... T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Failurette Noegel up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww shit mother fuckers T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that once she was locked in a supermarket by herself and nearly starved to death! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: why does nobody join the fucking lasertag T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: because it's gay! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: because turien is here T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: yeah i just wanted say fucking lasertag T3/r7/2017-07-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol join and see why T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Freedom!!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: THEY MAY TAKE OUR WIVES BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR MAKE-UP!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: LIES! I keep trying but my wife keeps coming back.... THEY WON'T TAKE HER!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Anyone else date short girls?! How the fuck do ya do it?! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I always worry about getting carded for photo I.D.. I hate having to reveal I'm so old lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my girl is only 4'11" tall T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: doesn't get any shorter than that! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: when I see friends from clubs they think I'm with my little sister at first when they see my girl and then I let them know she's almost the same age as me lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she use to be my ex- but I re-animated the magic between us when I found her on facebook... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput laughs T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey man... Sometimes it's ok to be a stalker:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey Kaput how'd you get all those fuckin qps?! I only have like 40 or so qps myself:( T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: prostitution T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Quests and campaigns my son T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit! No one will buy me T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: only why to show true love. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Elves Crimzon! Just eat their cookies! Don't kill them! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba really believes he is a dangerous elven warrior. Ignore them and they might go away. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba "kills" Kaput for Honor and Glory! Eukanuba is avenged! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i dont like you T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba, that poor elven warrior, has completely forgotten that it's a game! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So I'm not your favorite dog food... What else is new?!:( T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba wonders what the freak are you!?!?!? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't even contain GMO T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: genetically modified organics T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: c'mon I even wipe my own ass! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba wipes the back of his bag... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: just as long as your on the other side T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my girlfriend is so short that if she gives me head I could have her hold a beer can on her head so that I don't miss anything important:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: see Short girls have the most "fucking" fun:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I bet you guys only date tall women that talk down to you lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have a fuckin girl that has no choice but to look up to me because she's short:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i tried dating your mother but i can't hold climbing 3 days to reach her pssy T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lazybumbs: fuck T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lazybumbs: lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well when I went to your house and asked what's for dinner.. Yo momma jumped onto the table and opened her legs while shouting "FISH!" T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: when i went to your house, did not find your mother to know she lives in a zoo. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lazybumbs: next T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Your house is so small that after I walked into the front door I ended up back outside... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: T-T T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: ya moms so dumb thay when i told her i have a lollipop to gove her if she close her eyes. when she opened them she was sucking my dick T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ooooh! Burn! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Kaput's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pulls his pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!' T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's not a dick! it's a mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: oh god.. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: whew I am so glad I grew pass the age where I had to hide my computer screen from family and friends for what's being texted on... Now I'm an adult and nobody cares lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: i just want my dick sucked T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa gives Kaput 50 gold and leads him to the woods for a blowie. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oh No! Eukanuba is shagging KoopaTroopa in ThunderHowl's Manor. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba turned into ThunderHowl, the Shag Machine!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba starts shagging himself. Eww... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if she tries to kiss me I will sue your ass!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: yo momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if she logs onto aardmud the Imms disconnect her for causing lag... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they Imms will disconnect her! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that if she sends an Imm a tell.. The Imm will log off... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: yo momma so ugly that when aard notified that she had enter aard my screen on my phone broke. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if the Imms have to tell her, You won't be able to mud in peace anymore:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that after she swallowed a meatball she was thought to be 6 months pregnant... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momman so fat she was the moon in the "alien" film moon scene T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that she has a job at the strip club as THE POLE!:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood claps at Eukanuba's performance. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: go fuck yourself T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon :) T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lazybumbs: fuck ur mom T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: oh yea how was it T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i'd fuck your mother but i can't hold trying to find her pssy among the florest of hairs she have. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: wtf is this grammar T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: thank you Pepper lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: snitches are like mushrooms . feed them shit and keep them in the dark T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: heh T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i thought i saw a sexy mother fucker! then i noticed it was a mirror T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: There is a loud scream and a flare of light shoots towards the sky.Below the flare, you hear Eukanuba scream 'SIT YOUR GAY ASS DOWN'As the light fades you realize a new superhero has been born.For the next 15 minutes experience is doubled in honor of the new superhero. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm a remort now! Woohoo! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: our lie detector test says...you're a liar T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yea well maybe your detector is broken-_- T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: don't think so chap T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm warning you... One more move and I'll invoke the sacred banana! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I might even invoke the sacred cheese wheel too! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's what I thought! Know your role! Ya Jabrony! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: How dare you to use the sacred banana? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has mutated into the form of Eukanuba to pull out their Sacred Banana! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Reyblood rapidly with the Sacred Banana! Oh No! Wait! They like it Rough! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba unleashes the mighty Sacred Banana on himself! Just shield yourself and call an Ambulance! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood draws his weapon, preparing to defend his allies. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have a girlfriend that's so short that when she sits on the toilet her feet can swing freely T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: WAAAT T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: RAPIST T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 4'11" tall lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm 6'00" T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have a girlfriend so short that after I look down on her 2 times... SHe assumes I want head:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish mutters something quietly to herself. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood realizes Eukanuba is an rapist. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You cannot rape the willing:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood makes a rape face trying to not look like a kid. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh no my girl is almost 33 years old... She's just short lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: and your fat T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: good combo fat and short:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: and your mother is fat T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: two on one? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: wishex charles was here T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now let's get off moms because me and my dad just got off yours:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: we would own T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The name Buttshaft is available for use. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: go for it!! I'll see you later alright:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Reyblood let's go! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you crazy buffer! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Hey! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Where shalt we go? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she's a buffer too T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I had 9 buffs lol no sanc T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: 549 hp T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ah and she knows how to curse! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: She cursed you? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: looks like it:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: DAMN T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: I simply cannot curse, i'm horrible at cursing T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am even more worst at cursing T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: girls curse better T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nods. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yes. For some reason. They've got a preternatural ability to curse. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: good duel! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Nice, you getting better :0 T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I still can't land my backstab T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: what about we two level up together? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: nah I'm going to qsit for awhile T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: tiers do not ruin the mud... qsitting does lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: aw ok T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: See I'm going to try to reclaim my power back and become even stronger than before... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's how I really fuck shit up in combat T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Eukanuba!!! Reyblood cheers him on. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: finger bigman T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's my main char T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Banned. Now THERE'S a fuckin' surprise. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Whaaaaaat XDDD T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: "Banned. Now THERE'S a fuckin' surprise." -- Metria T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Tia banned as well and I was going to try to marry her once lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: why your vampire got banned? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I annoyed the Imms too much hehehe T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well I learned my lesson T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Oh, you threw your panties at them annoyingly? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood throws his panties to Anaristos' pet Trivia Point Token, his IDOL. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo at Anaristos' pet Trivia Point Token. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes to sleep in his two trivia sleeping bags. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The mighty hero \TriviaMan/ comes to Eukanuba and gives him a TRIVIA POINT! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba turns into \TriviaMan/, trying to impress Reyblood. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You laugh as you see Eukanuba running around thinking he's the mighty Hero \TriviaMan/. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I threw my undies at the Imms I probably wouldn't be mudding now lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood throws his panties to Anaristos' pet Trivia Point Token, his IDOL. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: what you said? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood falls down laughing. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Just remember lots of people are fond of each other here and we do not wanna anger the imms:) T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts on his yondom and fucks your mom protected! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: ooo a yondom! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: wtf T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: for better protection than a GF:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood is playing dnd. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so black that she looks like Whoopi Goldberg's lips! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Honestly I wouldn't fuck your mom anyway... Her virgina only has 1 lip on it:( T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: DAFUUUUUUUQ T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If you fucked my mom then you must like diabetes! Because that's what she has lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: ok ick. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba looks at Zarra and screams out, "Oh My God!" T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Zarra cursed again! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: diabetics get killed by dr's and big pharma at a rapid rate and wow....this convo is beyond ick T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my virgin ears! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish goes "The fools" and wiggles away. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I am now ignoring eukanuba T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: owch! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PepperWish: lol good choice T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this is the fuckin curse channel! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: not church T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that in church they won't give her a cracker! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: darn it... How come the women I go after always cannot marry or cannot stay married because of getting banned or not mudding for some other reason?! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: can i say a fuck in here T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i fink your freeky and i loke you alot T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I want to enjoy married life on aard and not be so fucked. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: yes you my say fuck in here T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: No you can't motherfucking curse in this shit, this place has motherfucking rules! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bitch ass rules T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: Can I do a cunt? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: im gonna get struck down T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: this is indeed the channel for swearing etc T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra offers to tank for Crimzon. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: I like this channel T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this channel is one of my favorites T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: cunt T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: tee hee T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pussy T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: booty dick and pussy! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: bastard! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: shit ass fuck T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: biproduct of a lesbian cluster fuck T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: Bastard arsehole of a Giant T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mentally challenged grandma midget porn participant! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Burn! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: oh your dirty T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: well shit.... my torch died T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Glad zarra didn't catch that... I don't want her to kick my ass lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: SHining quiet is just so damn evil... Once on aard there was a season of that and friends had to gather qps to do it loud anyway lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: totally not a back in my day aard story!:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hey what is this lol.... I don't even know marpen and they're ignoring me T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: type who ignored T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: miss T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I were so touchy... my ignore list would be full probably and I wouldn't be able to ignore anymore people after that lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: I've never understood how people get "hurt" from insults hurled over the internet from some nobody you don't even know...however, having a real life beer bottle smashed over your head by a drunk moron, now that is actual pain T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: agreed T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: on Bigman I think I had about either 9 or 15 people ignoring me... Some people let it go and stopped ignoring while others stayed the same... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: worst part is I still remember that razor has Bigman on ignore too T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: when a mortal alt ignores you... That sux T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that seriosuly sux0rs T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: noone ever ignored me T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well I haven't seen Razor in awhile I suppose they're doing ok.. I hope so.. Razor ignoring is a gift and curse... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: me either... i told someone happy birthday, and got ignored T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Are you serious?! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: nod T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: almost like facebook:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: oh, now someone is ignoring me T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: haha fuckers T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: just because i've never been ignored T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: so, i will make sure that the entire mud knows its her birthday next year, lol T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: who? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You gonna tp-restore?! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: i will save that one rey :) T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awesome T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: "Wahhhh she rejected me, I'll show her" T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: well, who else ignored me, i'm ignoring that person right now T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: after they ignore I won't even bother to write them a note... Because harassment can go a long way and aard has rules against harassment... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: type help rules and look for sexual harassment T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Well.. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: It makes me sad that MUD's are starting to die T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: Well, not starting T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Only the ones with hot tempered Imps T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this mud will never die and I hope it never does T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: Has it been on the decline though? I heard it used to be 400 players online a few years ago. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: i be the last one here. so are many others. so. it wont die. unless in rl:) T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood Wantss to play aardwolf but that freaking dnd session won't end! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: I remember when i played with my necromancer T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I learned that I cannot be an Imm elsewhere and mud here at the same time... I get the rules mixed up and ruin myself T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i had an advisor partner, don't remember his name T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: damn, groups level up so fast. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: decline yes. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: for years T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: but thats another issue... everything declines. pretty much everything. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: except big businesses T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: it's sad though T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: All those worlds disappearing T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: the sci-fi genre has nailed one thing in general - there will be a few big ones and cocroaches T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Muds are like women... If you'd don't pay attention to them the right amount of times... Something goes wrong and everything else is your fault as well:P T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: when speaking about money, mud are not a thing T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Do you think Dexx is a bot?! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i do XD T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: no! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: I mean.. dexx must feel sad, people only goes to him to get spellups! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: DEXX is human and he needs some love too T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood kisses Huge Wang Dexx. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy shit! That's a mankiss! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I go to dexx all the time for any number of reasons. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: spread love. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well if you're spreading love, where is that peanut butter smell coming from then?! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood smells eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: You! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba awes Reyblood with his obvious Beefness. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Eukanuba is so Beef! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs Reyblood by the shirt and screams at him PaH Reyblood PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams "Too much fucking info, too much fucking info!" right in Reyblood's face! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Ya! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood shows you his massive rasher of bacon! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whispers something to Reyblood, who cringes away fearfully in response. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has pinned a BrainFart medal on Reyblood's chest. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood takes the Oath of Defiance -- never to take the life of a good soul! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is headbanging wildly again, care to join him? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood is headbanging wildly towards Eukanuba. RUN Eukanuba, RUN!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: air guitar IS the best emote. No exceptions. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Reyblood up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: vwcscrew T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my favorite social T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood says, "Dodge this." T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood puts a gun to the side of Eukanuba's head. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: o rly? T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood looks to Eukanuba and raises his hand like a makeshift gun, mumbling what sounds like "Bang..." T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba weakly bleeds all over the floor. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba clutches at his chest and falls over dead. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood draws his sacrifical dagger. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood backstabs Eukanuba with his EVIL fake dagger! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A holy wrath envelopes Reyblood as he turns towards Eukanuba and smites him. T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood tells Eukanuba to find him a, Shrubbery! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba notifies Reyblood that he hates Questor! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: people that use to be Immortals being mortal use to make me laugh when I realized who disliked who... T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I think it was Felt that yelled in my face "Never mention him tag teaming up with Xantcha to defeat me and a tier friend" T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I said Owch! T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: im a fucking idiot yes i am im an idiot call me sam T3/r7/2017-07-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: start rappin T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: well shit......i died... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DayBreaker: what mob was it? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: Ooh. You should be able to get back to your corpse without too much trouble. Do you recall where you died? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: on the queen on the chess board T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: aaand i got it back T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling tosses Soulreset up in the air, he loves it! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: aaaaand i died again because i stupidly tried to fight the king while i was starving T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: Ooh. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: fack! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: Soulreset, try using the 'consider' command on mobs before you fight them (help consider) to get an idea of how much higher in level the mob is compared to you. They might be too strong for you to take on, if they keep killing you. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: ive killed the king before i just was apparently still starving T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aisling: Return to the Academy and drink from the fountain until it says you have filled both your hunger and thirst. :) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: or 'help gulp' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: ok T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Anyone watch Grandma midget porn?!:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's hard to get T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: why I auttta... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I fuckin love the carebears! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: then you would love one of the manor pies in my collections T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg omg omg! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: It's a "Figurine of sodomus prime" and when you examine it, it says "You just got Care Bear Stared in the ass!" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the name of the figurine lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Yup. It pretty much goes Rule 34 all over your childhood. :p T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: i wonder what porn would be like with a troll and a gnome..... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Probably painful T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Not clanned anymore I'm fuckin scared to die... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: looking at people use tp to get their corpses back T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'd rename my char for better chances of getting help but I see people using tp to get their fuckin corpse back it's almost like it doesn't matter! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you can pray to get it back 3 times for free, but you don't quest, thus you're not actually playing and just here to troll anyway T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Mael... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Mael, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love that social it's sorta confusing to some people lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I turned noexp on to qsit classically T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: nothin's gonna fuck with me now:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look away! Diet Redcola is wanking! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ah! too late I fuckin saw everything and now my eyes are burning! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Muhahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Awwww. Didn't there used to be a *cowshit social? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Your mother does UNSPEAKABLY HORRIBLE things to A Family Father! [666666] T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: Reyblood: Did she bodycheck him? :) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yaaas! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Your father does UNSPEAKABLE things to sister wife. [69696969] T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yay I fuckin leveled without dying finally T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I died so much with my main char when I first started on aardmud T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: That's more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: oh you're dirty T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: I think demented is a more appropriate word to describe me. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: I taste like cherries. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit I don't think my cat likes to be pet on some damn much:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so damn much rather T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy fuck... My cat threatend me... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: guess it's time to stop petting it T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: At times you have to spank the pussy ;) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: girls always told me to pet the pussy tho:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: No, that was LICK the pussy. Go ahead and try it T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uuuhh.. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pukes. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now to make you all feel like really small men... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: not circumcised! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Ok. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Oh GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood grasps his head with both hands and writhes in agony. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ladies love the uh,,, Natural look T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: just ask one T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Just hope you clean really well T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well it's sorta complicated T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: We had a sargeant in the army that had to get circumcised after an infection. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have to masturbait in the tub a little to make myself hard or the meat will slip between my fingers making it harder to clean:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: sucked hearing him wailing on mornings when he woke up with morning wood and it pulled his stiches... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ouch T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am never getting circumcised! Never!!! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: women love the natural look! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ask one:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: No need T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uhoh T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i must ask some women about circumsision T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: but before that, i must know what is a woman. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: can i eat a woman? What's that? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: women have delicious tittites T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: eerrr titties T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: titties? like men have? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: "You feel solid again, unlike your bowel movements." T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok time to watch Grandma-midget porn:D T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: You do that T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: That's pretty tame and mild, but to each his own T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You can't simply make any granny agree to do porn ya know T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: Sure ya can. If she can't speak (like from a feeding tube) then she can't say no. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: But whatever you like. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Not all grannies are on feeding tubes:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You don't want me at your house not because I am a stranger but because I'll eat all your fried chicken! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: miss! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Imm socials are even too strong for the curse channel:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damn I forgot Imm socials I could shelp T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Vladia or Citron use to have some nasty Imm socials lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ohno! I forgot they removed alot of stuff from aardmud so the Imm social might be erased! Owch! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: shit I found a social but it isn't Imm only like I wanted to find... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba's eyes glaze over, just in time for you to get hit by evil immhax. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenrosei grabs Eukanuba you overhear Tenrosei whispering "This is happening, Just let it". T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes behind the curtain and something about Tenrosei is different. Must be immhax... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba applies to immhood, so he can flip you all off properly! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: found the cowshit social T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ft You told a woman to suck YOUR cock?! Go to jail! Go directly to jail and do not collect $200! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Mischan!! sorry!!:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: at least it was on the curse channel T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm nods at Sheriff Shindo. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: right... But it's still embarassing because you saw it!:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: im like a pepsi max 2 calorie and a magiv trick T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you drink it its gone T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: Pepsi is a storehouse for war chemicals...thats why they pushed it on tv T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: old habits die fuckin hard... I keep thinkin I'm on my main char and so when hungry and thirsty I try to drink from quest decanter renamed tig'ol bitties and it fails and I remember that I have a watchmen chalice instead to drink from and I drink from that instead lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Raded is now ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yay! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: get em euk T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: dunno them... Not going to bother sending them a note to remove from ignoring T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: your a troll T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: pew T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am?! I thought I was a fucking bot! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sets himself to 'grind'...Uh oh, looks like he's going out of control! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: they arent ignoring you cause of something you said. they are ignoring you cause you are constantly on the channels...or thats my guess T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if I ignored for the same reason... I'd have no room to ignore anyone on my ignore list lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I think the person you're talking to is on my ignore list...I'm only getting one side of the convo :P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: thats me zarra T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: oh...then maybe they should be on my ignore list lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uhoh T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If a woman ignores you... You'll never get dinner made:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ahahahaha She's with Amazon... I use to be a leader.. Ignoring must be part of the new leadership:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: or maybe you just annoyed them? so rather then say somehting about they simply ignored you to not make it a big deal? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: But im sure if you whine about it some more they will stop ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus chuckles at Drug Wars's joke. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bombs prepped T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I silenced goss :D +proud of myself+ T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: me too. and curse is next T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You cannot silence curse because yo momma is so fat! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I mean, everyone shut up lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: channel is still on T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba tells Zarra to "Shut the fuck up!" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: did you know instead of giving youbstrong medicine they used to hit penis with a hammer to get rid of the pus your T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Never tell a woman to stfu... Or they will tar and feather you! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: chlamydia T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: thats becaus ethe second humans forget nature, it gives medieval torture an open door ...they go by DOC-TOR in america :P lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: MOTHERFUCKER T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bitch shut up this is my channel T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ignore is used when you don't have the BALLZ to tell someone stfu:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eutychus: yes satan? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: it's hard to be passionate on 2 channels at once T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl crimzon T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: ok you can join T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: whatcha gonna do to get me to shut up? I dont do handjobs :P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: need something better than that T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you dont talk with handjobs T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i know T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Crimzon just popped out Zarra's eyeball and is now skullfucking her! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Zarra's ears? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I cant type with em either :P if it were rl and my mouth was running and I ...liked you....or something....a kiss would stop the talk :P lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: now i feel like a jerk T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: old news with some women... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra sings in an old school bluesy slave style -=but I'm typinnnnnnn' and you cannot stop mehhhhh T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if they're talkin alot and liked me.. I just fuck'em... I won't get'em pregnant because I'll never hear the end of it lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hmm... Boot is a pretty fuckin decent clan... I was once asked by a member months ago if wanted to join... And when I told them I was booted from amazon they had to ask the leader of boot if they were letting in ex-clan leaders:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: When I was booted out of amazon... The entire mud was quiet and loads of people stopped leveling to see what would happen next... It was a powerful kick to the ass lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: now your a lil punk T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dont level or anything T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I leveled:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: beeing kicked out from amazon is worse than beein booted from boot (pun intended) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: now I'm preparing to qsit for a very long time as I did with my main char to reclaim my power:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: yeah, I still love your definition of qsitting... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Boot is an amazing clan with a great amount of friendly helpful people in it. That is why your app would get denied. Nothing to do with being in a clan previously. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: serious fuckin questin starts when I build my new computer to completion T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: whats serious questin i though this was a game T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: its a game to be addicted too T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wars you're joking.. You underestimate how bad being kicked from amazon is... When I tried to join Shadokil to ruin the mud the a Member of Shadokil said "Can't really say, No one has ever been kicked from being leader like that before so just wait and see what happens." T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the= then T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Shadokil is the perfect clan for me T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and if Shadokil would allow me to work towards leadership and allow me to become a leader I would be a God to you in a way:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: look at the titles of shadokil ranks:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awesomeness T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: hmm you know they're nopk now ? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You're kidding... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: check out by yourself... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: its shadonokil now T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bishoujo Raded: shadohugz T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Honorable is in OPK mode:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: shadokilled T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars cackles gleefully at Bishoujo Raded. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: assassination with love T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: agilis is wanted T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you cannot stop Shadokil:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: /ShadNOPKkil/ T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: opk runners T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Im sure they will be happy to know they have a fanboy Euk T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: except Mael I think lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: opk is the system that tookover T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: shadopk T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: motherfuckers T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: not really, wars... I told ya I tried to join with my main char and they wouldn't let me not even for awesome duel record and war record T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: why is it always motherfuckers? why don't we ever hear about fatherfuckers? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: back :D T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sings to Emm, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: there was a joke earlier about fingers and a ring... I think that can qualify as fatherfucker. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: hairy fat arses T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: cuz most fatherfuckers are mothers who love them...therefore....bREAK THE GLASS CEILING!!! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: ok T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: wrong who wants to fuck their dad no one..... now ur mom thats a dif story T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i dont do pregos T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I would ignore zarra but if I did I wouldn't see what she is saying right now lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: unless i have too T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I want to fuck your dad, does that count? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol idk can a girl rape a guy T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: go ahead he is worthless T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: yes T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: crim i wish T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: my dad is dead if you wanted to fuck him then yes T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: viagra plus GHB T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: my dad wont give it up without a fight T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: altho it isnt rape if u like it T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I'm not saying women cant be troll screwing bitches...I've seen that too....but historically women have been put in a cave full of dirt and gems and considered to be something to quell rather than allowed to shine and look where that got us... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: we got the internet T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: what the hell T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: sardoth rape isnt an on the fence term.... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: this is curse, not debate T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: bring back debate! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: porn mixed with idealialzation of having something T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard: We need the fucking debate channel back. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Grandma-midget porn!! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: oh hotties lets skype T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I'm not debating, just stating facts...that might be innapropriate for boys and girls going through puberty... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: brb T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: who remembers skype check T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: it was awesome T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: i used my dick alot on skype T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: thats bad T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth: thats all i remember T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sardoth screams in agony as he is bludgeoned by Eukanuba's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol keep it clean T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: dont skype on here >.> if a man cannot get his shit together enough to come SEE you it's not worth your energy T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah... Getting their shit together?! First we have to check the goods before we arrive:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: if a guy asked my daughter for a bra pic? I would mail a pic of a big scary looking guy in a bra....with a gun.... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: She wants them to laugh or be scared?!:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uh-huh time for another pimpsmack! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) 'Hey nonny nonny', spake Eukanuba, brow sweating with the effort of RP, 'Zarra's connection doth lag badly. Dude.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is lookin to PiMpsLaP Zarra better warn her quick! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pisses me the fuck off... Whoever broke the mudconnector page is an asshole... It was almost like zmud to use... Perfect for questing on a computer that isn't yours... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallaz: as opposed to Musclient on a thumb drive? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ha! I'm on mudlet 3.2.0 instead of a mushclient T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallaz: I was on mudlet. Then people convinced me I was wrong T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallaz: I was wrong T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that it was wrong or you?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kallaz: Mushclient is better than Mudlet for Aardwolf T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: because this window client totally sucks... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: making mudding difficult.. Everything has to be done manually and it has the nerve to have a toolbar setting that reads "triggers aliases timers buttons scripts keys variables help chat mao manual settings and notepad"... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mao = map T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I doubt this thing could help make a bot or else this site would be destroyed too T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: repl you tell her to take her clothes off before it's too late, that's what you do... Woah man I never miss a chance to have some recreational sex... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit! mischan!! sorry!!! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my apologies:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba apologizes profusely. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Whew! That was close.. I'm lucky people actually turn this channel off and see nothing alot of the time T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Ill have it up on the aardquotes site in a minute... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wtf man!! Give a guy a break! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wtf Beleny! I mean wars! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Anyone actually date a chick that muds irl?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yes T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: just wondering because it's to me a highly doubtful dubious situation that looks like it could never happen... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wow well you are a trooper T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: game has some hot game on it T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you been to aardmud facebook?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: that page is filled with lies T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: best offered is aussie girls and oriental girls or asian of some type... I don't see too much beyond that unless you go for any girl:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: all vagina looks the same T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: spoken like a boy who hasn't ever seen a real one. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh no it doesn't T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yes never seen one T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: some vaginas only have 1 lip and no walls... Horrible for sex unless you like to pretend you cause orgasms lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: and asian girls grow hair only on the one side of their vaginas T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: is ok now T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fuckity fuckity fuck T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Golly goshity shucks. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I thought my dad needed some space to have sex with my mom.. Turns out there was just only a small dispute over one of my siblings that ended with the reason being money and working my younger brother too hard... Ah well... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm using my mom's computer so if sex would have started I'd have said "Get me the fuck outta here!!!" lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well People just remember in your pretty small fuckin heads that If you anger an Imm... No one can hear you leave:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Before I came back to aardmud after being banned I enjoyed wicked videos of aardmud on youtube and seeing some geeks get kicked totally rocked I saw the screen show "Boom! Boom! Boom!" and the radical geeks were saying "Is it over?! Did we get kicked" hahahaha they were throwing c++ stratagy in tryin to see if they could alter aardmud lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy shit man I need a massaging chair to sit in, My back is killing me... Feels like my spine is a pained piece of speghetti T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Do us a favor um i mean yourself a favor and log off and lay down for a while. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You watch it wars Or I am going to get the sudden notion that you don't like me:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit tiana banned T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: was going to try to get her to divorce doubt and marry me ha she'd never listen to me tho T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: she use to kick so much ass that it was attractive T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: well seem she kicked wrong arse this time... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I bet you people would rather have tiana back instead of me:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: I wish banned players stayed banned tbh. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I think I'm the only person that's be banned to come back to aard 2 hot tempers can never co-exist clashing at each other T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Drug Wars's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well at least your honest, Wars... I cannot hate you for being honest:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Honestly... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now ya hoooooooooo Jealous! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: chatting is the best fuckin skill for multitasking till quest timer is off T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it keeps you woke especially if you have coffee and interesting people to talk with T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: yeah, you're questing like a pro, boss! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol - liber T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm prep'd more for qsitting now even noexp on... I just don't have my computer completely built with a new zmud account to make things easier T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mudding this way is almost like doing it from your phone... Just as annoying but less difficulty T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I forgot who use to mud from their phone on aardmud... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: also I love how fuckin educational aardmud is... It helped me break the bad habit of typing in horrible acsent/accent like the word "Used" for saying you "Use" to do something and saying you used to do something... That was so distasteful to do when I was younger and I'm glad I grew out of that shit... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now I correct people like I was corrected or rectified.. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so Boot clan is awesome friendly and helpful huh? Does it befriend the hated like me?:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I doubt that T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Your youthful spirits and cynicism fuckin give me new hope I feel like I can catch up to you cool people and kick ass as part of your team one day:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I never forgot the new word I learned from one of you aard people explaining the reason there's a lack of response... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: apathy T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yes You have forged me into being a more thorough human... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so I am a vampire! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok who the fuck is Azrail I did not notice them ignoring me till I typed who ignored... So two pyre clan members are ignoring me! Ha! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: maybe I am a troll T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what do trolls do?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have no real experience at being a troll:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: I think you're doing just fine. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit... Azrail is no longer ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what the fuck did I do so I can do it again till others stop ignoring T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: someone else pissed him off more, so he had to take you off the list T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: i fucking hate Peeps T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sarcastic: WHAT THE FUCK T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sarcastic: I had ONE CP MOB LEFT T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 8 quest points and 3090 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sarcastic: Ouch. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ya fuckin happy now?! Even tho it's as bad as tryin to mud on a cellphone with this window client I have, I quested! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Purina cat chow. Chow, chow, chow. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I do have to wait before I can quest again and chatting is a good way to kill time since I am not able to have sex right now! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Questor tells Eukanuba 'As a reward I'm pounding your ass with my 10 inch cock! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: WOah! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is lookin to PiMpsLaP Spank better warn him quick! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is lookin to PiMpsLaP Spank better warn him quick! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ya just don't do that to dog food! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Purina is ok for your cats... I don't have a formula for cats I am sorry! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the qps I got was cheap... So I Suppose yer right, Questor raped me T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba notifies Questor that he hates Questor! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 23mins till I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: turn it into seconds and your momma can suck me off! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Shit yea I'm actually doing this now that I have hunt skill prac'd... I am fuckin questin T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well I'm questin... Not fuckin.... Yet T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You're not fucking? Wha? Do you have your hands in casts? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: handcuffed to the keyboard... I don't wanna make a mess, This is my mom's computer. My computer isn't finished being built yet:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: And I'm fuckin told it's easier to level more now than before... I wasn't around during Aard v1 but I had eq from v1 and v2 on my main char and I remember how difficult it was in the beginning so I'm questin my dick off! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: )*(&% tells you 'What's black and blue and hates sex?' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: i responded to that T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: My woman if I beat on her lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: nod. just releasing some steam T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: And I wouldn't beat on my woman... She'd kill me if I tried to make the attempt... Yesterday I went to the otherside of my city to be with her and when I walked up she said "Oh what, yer defending yourself now?!" and I had to say "Ok who's talking about me because I don't know them!" hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ft sure they'll suck yer dick if they have a ring in their mouth... You just have to make sure a part of it doesn't break off and choke the bitch... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Mischan! I'm sorry!!:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: mischan are the best T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: good method to seperate the cream from the crop T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Uuhh... You know that was embarassing to have that mischan?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what will the women here think of me now?! They're gonna think I'm a dirty perverted old man:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: embarassing cus we get to see your true colors? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: c'mon wars be fair! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slohand: if you gonna mis chan might as well make it a good one T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: g'damn how many of you had this channel on?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pet lion Leone: i have it on hehe T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Slohand: lol we all seen it T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: we all saw it and tbh it's pretty obvious you did it on purpose T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Why do people keep saying that when I'm embarassed?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: sometimes people just want attention. It's fine, we all do it sometimes T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: here is his one from earlier [17 Jul 14:20:04] (Curse) Eukanuba: repl you tell her to take her clothes off before it's too late, that's what you do... Woah man I never miss a chance to have some recreational sex... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pet lion Leone: like that random person that yells out fuck T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: fuck T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: cunt T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pet lion Leone: hehe T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you gotta give me a break I'm only human! That's why it's so embarassing when it happens!! Like I want you to know how I talk to others on another level all the time... I already contain bad publicity:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: One day, Some fuckin day soon I hope.. You're going to wanna give me another chance and I won't let you down when that happens!:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and I might be you friend forever when that happens:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: should have shut up and just played T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You never notice when I take a break from talking either lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 2mins before I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: enough time for a quicky T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 19 quest points and 3245 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Fuck you for your cooperation!:D T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 29mins before I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: cast invis on questor =0 T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what will that do?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: Something epic T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I like your style T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inhale and Exhale: mostly doggy ;) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm a thief, not a mage:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey now that I can understand! Hey I'm dog food! How could I not understand?!:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: heh I forgot about the daily blessing T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 2 quests get double quest points T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: Yes I know my dick is huge and i'm amazing in bed, but please stop telling me for 1 min while I finish this quest T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: Miss T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: what the fuck T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: Oh god, I'm so embarrassed T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: pics or it didn't happen T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: A legend in his own mind T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Fail fakest miss Ive ever seen :P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yay my mom just gave me a beer... It sure is great to be an adult... When I was a kid it was like it was taboo I'd get a beating for even mentioning beer lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: definitely didn't happen T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: yeah, it obviously wasn't a joke or anything T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars grins evilly at BatFink. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: well I was laughing, so I guess it was a successful joke T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey I'm not circumcised!:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wait.... I'm bigger than you since I am not circumcised!:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my dick loads on your mom! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams "Too much fucking info, too much fucking info!" right in Inhale and Exhale's face! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 14mins before I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's gonna be awhile before info spams you with news of me leveling T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am qsitting until I get alot of qps... Right now the count is not even in my head... On bigman I was over 60k gained and spent! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: This is fuckin war with your minds! I won't stop until I can catch up and kill things in areas you favor as well T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: uhm...you have been online for 74 hours and just done 2 quests? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm not on zmud I didn't buy the account yet T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: whatever that means T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so I am manually typing in everything this is difficult and energy wasting in my hands when I need to reduce the work of my hands so they don't get sore... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't even have triggers and aliases for my combat skills yet T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: oh my T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: at least I have some duel wins:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: see I wasn't just chatting T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: ahh nice, also 2 in 74 hours :) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ya know what... Fuck you people with a sick dog's dick if ya don't think I'm trying hard to be as powerful as you! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: not everybody wants to duel T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: If you spent half as much time playing the game as you do talking nonsense you might actually start progressing. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: amen to that T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sure wars.... finger bigman T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I know what I'm doing half the time! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: First person Ive ever seen that was proud of being banned. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I was t2 T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: sure looks like it...getting banned and all T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: again all you see is the wrong T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pessies try optimism T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I had a manor I had more wishes than you! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and now that my power is gone you bully me T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Had being the keyword T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Bullying? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: we're trying to help T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wish I could make that char my spouse.. It's the only way I figure to get even with the torture you deal out to me wars you don't have the gutz the be positive:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Now its torture? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yes because it's like so sudden I'am not good enough for you cool people:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: now we're cool? thought we're dicks T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wardsmith: Are We Cool Yet? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uhoh someone else can curse too T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: sick dog's dick that is T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it's quest time! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun claps at Eukanuba's performance. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 16 quest points and 3175 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30mins before I can fuckin quest again fuck you very much:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: when an Imm defeats you it can suck depending on how they defeat you T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have over 100 qps now.. I suppose someone wants me to give them a fuckin tp right?:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I heard what you did for a Klondike Bar(tm) Want my number? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I read that off a shirt I love it! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Everyone was last on : Sun Jul 31 10:45:22 2011: 2178 days, 8 hours and 10 minutes ago. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 11mins till I can fuckin quest again T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: who the fuck is lorelen damn an advisor is ignoring me... How'd that fuckin happen?! lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: it cant be because you are annoying! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: advisers are for newbies and they are not obligated to answer any particular person's questions T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: helpers are actually committed to helping when they are on duty, but still don't have to put up with people being abusive towards them T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Is that really appropriate for CURSE? Don't you mean: THE FUCKING ADVISERS are for newbies .... etc. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: Fuck the channel police. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I don't think cursing is required on curse, just allowed T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Its just an personal rule T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Challenge : Say FUCK in every text you type in curse channel. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: .... on duty, but still don't have to put up with ASSHOLES being ... etc. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg I can't sext! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: 5 people have ignored me today what wrong with them? <----- my 4 year old has better reasoning skills then that T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: need sexting! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sets himself to 'grind'...Uh oh, looks like he's going out of control! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: So i was commenting about that guy who wanted a MUD where only girls play to have a good time T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: and a female character ignored me... what's wrong with me? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I couldn't play there. I'm not a GURL. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: if your four year old can reason better than you, perhaps you should think more and talk less? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damn it could be your cologne(tm) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Excuse me, don't you mean Fucking four year old? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg they fuck! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Damn T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: or any four year old, really T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my virgin ears! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: wow Holt if that had gone any further over your head it woulda ended up in space :P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: the moon was the goal T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: wait, are your ears virgin? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Actually IRL, it's annoying to hear someone over use the word FUCK and all its derivatives. I mean, really, can't you come up with another word for FUCKER? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Asshole, dick, shitbag, cocksucker, Trump ... Anything. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: Anyone want a Wig of the Fascist? It gives a +10 bonus to Ego lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: barbra streisand T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: And yes, I laugh at my own jokes, get over it ppl. And please don't think I'm a big ol democrat just cause I don't like Trump T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: <----proud independant T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I don't know how the republicans can like Trump. They're so busy putting out his fires, they can't get anything done. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: they want to get things done? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 17 Jul 19:12:48 - Arcidayne tells you 'You're a fucking retard. Wish you'd stay gone. But you're not the only banned person to come back. Starling. Lane. Granola, to name three. So you should fuck off and never return.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Nobody is more hated than me lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: maybe I am a troll T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: maybe? meaning that you don't know? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: don't know what?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The guy who should have been president is Kasich out of Ohio. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: whether you are a troll T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't mean to be a troll It just happens lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that tell was funny I like the retarded part hahahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well I know I'm walking on thin ice... If I don't be careful the Imms will agree that I never return... Lasher never forgets... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I wonder why he didn't like Starling. I mean, she was here forever before she got banned. I was gone when they banned her the second time. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: how is that funny? humor requires irony T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: With your vernacular you don't see the irony?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Coiuld be hyperbole. Some hyperbole doesn't have irony. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba rolls on the floor laughing at Spank's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: And he didn't mention Lemon. Anyone remember Lemon? Man! Was he hated!!! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Tiana was a babe I was hunting and she got banned:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Citron was way outta my league:( T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: now that was funny T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yea I heard Citron was removed as a hacker risk... She must have been a damn good coder T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Tiana? Banned? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yep the one babe of the light clan T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I enjoyed pking with her T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: although she was better and I sucked at pk T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: What did she get banned for? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I liked tiana T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wow someone else remembers her too:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Botting? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Diddling the help, I think. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: thought you weren't supposed to talk about the cause of bans T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: We know now T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: but I was told on a open channel even after being banned when hearing about citron so I dunno T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I honestly don't know if it is a thing here, but it is on most online games T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: learning about banning cause helps to dodge the banning with good work and never getting noticed by the Imms to ban ya:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: So your saying it teaches you to make a better bot? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wars is so brutal T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: really what that sounded like T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm just saying it's like a big huge sign reading out "I wouldn't do that If I were you! Don't fuckin do it!!" So keep calm and keep aarding:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Funny. I thought that was what help rules was for. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Yea the rest of us just avoid being banned by playing by the rules... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So you never witnessed someone logging on with a bad name or noticed someone getting nuked and see the reasons for it?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it! Quest time! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Ill pay close attention when it happens to you and find out. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oooh you you're another waiting in line for me to be pwnt?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: In line? Fuck we got a betting pool going on. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 20 quest points and 3030 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30mins before I can fuckin quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: you've been trolling for several hours now T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: thanks for the info. I'll wait with bated breath T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes, "Heh." T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: when i left earlier you were here spamming...and you still are T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i see you decided to quest, good for you T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well people are free to have their own opinion just like I'm now free to aard again... I use to complain about rep damage but now it seems as tho it's not so bad... Could be worst what if the entire mud agreed... That hasn't happened yet thank god:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Hey.. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: See even in my darkest fuckin hour I can afford to be optimistic... You can be Optimistic too:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: It is not spam when you are "talking" in a channel. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i'm optimistic that this char will get banned too :) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Never Mael:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Aardwolf sees spam mostly as something you do several times. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I like many others try to show the Imms that it's not so bad here and that we can change for the better reducing punishments from Imms sometimes.. Look at me I'm back on aard and even Lasher didn't mind me mudding again and he use to be really angry with me... Don't make so many people's efforts go in vain... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i don't have to do anything, you'll do it yourself just fine T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood typed "help lasher" and the text displayed as "Lasher is beyond help, but thanks for tying!" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: its true. Type "Help lasher" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh wait... You meant I'd get banned?! Well It's nice to see another lacking faith in me I guess There needs to be people to prove wrong sometimes:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you underestimate the power of the Imms anger... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I mess up this time which would be difficult for me to do since I love this place... This time If I mess up Bigman get's nuked and I get a perm site ban for real most likely I've seen that happen to people before T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: elsewhere I've had Imm powers before so I know they can site ban Ip address T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and it sux when that happens T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: does it? seems nice to me T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'd like to think that The Imms are almost like the greek gods and Lasher is Zeus and I am Perseus having faith from zeus to help me keep going on:) T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok well it is funny in some ways I'll agree I have played both sides of the fence.. When it comes to those situations holthausen T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 16mins before I can quest again.... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I like the guts of some of you people... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Your mother so fat she has a thousand guts! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You got balls.. Talkin to a veteran player of old like he ain't shit:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when she looked into a mirror the reflection turned away... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood claps at Eukanuba's performance. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 13mins before I can fuckin quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: we are all honored by your presence T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg holthausen are you trying to kill with kindness?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holthausen: rememeber that irony thing we talked about earlier? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hating qsitters that chat up a storm to kill time... What's next I guess you're headed to a car for some sex:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9mins till I can fuckin quest again T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit there's no Yu Gi Oh social T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: I DRAW YOUR MOTHER! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: IN ATTACK MODE! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: In attack mode or defense?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: owch! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: She's so fat half of her is in attack and another half is in defense T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: I use to play that shit all the time...and sucked lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Your mother is so fat when i invoked her at the battle field, the battle field turned up! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you played Yu Gi Oh?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: back when ALL cards were legal....Reliquished combo sucked ass T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i used to, when i was a child T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: so many time ago T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Im 30....this was back in school days T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that the Imms have to spam the imm teleport command to get away from her... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: LOL T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat Dexx has to cast spellup several times to buff every part of her corpse T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: yo momma stink so bad she made Right Guard turn left T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that the only way you can excite her is by playing with your food T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: LOL T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and made Mt Rushmore T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Aradona is good T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny you can see what she's thinking! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: omg I know so many of these its like if I start saying them half you already know...and lol gracias Eukanuba T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: yo moooma so dumb someone said its chilly outside she ran and got the bowl T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: si! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Your mother so fat that if she was a pokémon she would occupy 2 pokéballs T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Si Senor! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Si Señor T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: yo momma so fat when she sits around the house....she sits AROUND the house T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so fat i played my pokéflute thinking she was an snorlax! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: OH I LIKE THAT ONE T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo mommy is so skinny that her blood type is incapacitated... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: yo momma so fat her blood type is rocky road T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: shit T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she drinks 7 up it turns into 1 down! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: yo momma so ugly I have to tie a steak to her neck so the dog will go near her T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it it's quest time brb T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Have fun Stormin the Castle! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: FUUUUCK I forgot I was still ON a quaest brbrbrbrb T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: FUUUUUCK T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 20 quest points and 3080 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: DAAAAMMN T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30mins before I can fuckin quest again T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: quest not fuck T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood smacks Eukanuba out of his boots with a sign reading "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood shrieks as Eukanuba grabs him from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps Reyblood mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: that time you find an social for oooo'ing T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood smacks Eukanuba out of his boots with a sign reading "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Reyblood if dey wuv colors. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: nodding is for the weak! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood is headbanging wildly towards Eukanuba. RUN Eukanuba, RUN!!! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba tells Reyblood that instead of saying fuck, he should just say 'mm'kay', mm'kay? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Mmmkay?! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: mmkay T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: MMKAY! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: "insteand of saying fuck, you say fu'ck, fu'ck?" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has a puzzled look on his face. Like, huh? T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 10mins till I can fuckin quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: cool. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Your mother so fat she don't even have to rt her cp target! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood smacks Eukanuba out of his boots with a sign reading "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: typing while laying down.... Awesome idea people! Glad you thought of it:P T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it it's quest time! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 10 quest points and 3200 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor that Bitch! I wanted 20 qps! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: God fuckin damn it.. This one player has a inventory I have to scroll through after looking at theur char T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 11 quest points and 3075 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor that dirty mother fucker! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba slaps Questor. T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 20 qps!! Damnit! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Remember... The toes you step onto today could be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow! T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: nasty T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: bachlorette is a bitch just saying T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: What a fuckin' campaign: cataclysm, sanctum, deadlights and partroxis, all in one. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: sounds like a well rounded tour of hot spots T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: shelp tourrets T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola starts cussing up a storm. "GodDamnIt MotherFuckerBitches!!" T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel frowns. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel clowns. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ShitBotIvar! Diet Redcola!! Jizzmopper!! hiskAhimbidi dOOWaaDUUWAAheheyaaa!!! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola offers to show you some Aardporn. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: After getting that study on that rule about too much fatigue, I look at this fuckin awesome mud with a feeling of inspiration and excitement so much that Imms won't have me caught Languid... I'll quest quest quest! quest! quest! quest! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) BatFink: fuck, cunt T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: cunt fucker T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that when I say "fuck" she says "Nooo Don't make me do it again big daddy!" T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: fuck cunter T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you wish that's what she said little boy T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba looks at Failurette Noegel with a pout on his face. What is he, six? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pets Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I would too If I heard from my doctor about my heart like that T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: miss T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I cringe at the thought of actually needing to go in for prostate exam when I turn age 40 or 45 I'm not even 40 yet and I'm still cringing T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: those 30 probable years from 40 are not worth living T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: skipit T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It use to be funny to imagine someone talking to somebody about studying their ass hehehe... T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it! Time to quest! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: quest fail damnit! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 15mins before I can fuckin quest again! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if she logs on to aardmud someone might ask the Imms to run a trivia on guessing her weight! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: repl You know what I'm done fuckin arguing with you I wanna talk to your mom!!!:P T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan! sorry!!!:( T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: sureeee T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey I'm use to the fact that people keep this channel off while leveling so if only you saw my mischan than I'm safe from the embarassment being even more worst right??:) T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: then I'm safe T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 5mins before I can fuckin quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: who the fuck is Ixultar?! I didn't even notice them putting me on ignore I had to type who ignored to see them... Can you ignore someone when they're offline?! wtf T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 10 quest points and 3030 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor, you bastard! I wanted 20 qps!!! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba growls at Questor. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba growls at himself. This could get interesting... T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 27 mins before I can fuckin quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9 fuckin mins before I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor has no idea what a New York minute is like! I know I'm not from New York but I've been there before and so the guideline still applies T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: is it math? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uh!! 2mins before I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 15 quest points and 3095 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well that's fuckin better than nothing T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: better than 8 you good for nothing quest junkie T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba blushes as he sees Failurette Noegel here. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jazaren: that general is a spurm burping bastard T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 27 fuckin mins before I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: damn you. Just got 8 T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat & tenacious that if she logs on to aardmud then all Imms will be online to see what she does:P T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo mom is so fat that her nickname is "Cholesterol". T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's a command like Tierstat, Grayghost you don't have it?! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: shit I hate making mischan! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it! time to quest T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 20 quest points and 2770 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bout fuckin time mutha phucka! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: silence heathen slut monkey T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30mins before I can fuckin quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel chortles mischievously at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba looks at Failurette Noegel and screams out, "Oh My God!" T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flails his arms at Failurette Noegel and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmmm.... that's better than what I had on aard... They'd sometimes never log at all forcing me to divorce and get my borrowed aards back via Imm help T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan!!! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 11 mins till I can fuckin quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: questing is uselss =p T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: bullshit T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: shots fired T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: "Questing is useless" says the non-remort fuckin newb who is on an active quest T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: wut :) T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I wish I knew how to quest. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Go to questor. Type Quest request. Quest. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I'm confused. What is after go to? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra softly nuzzles Taeryn's neck. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn rubs against Zarra and purrs contentedly. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: you nm T, I'll buy you qeq T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: In Dortmund, inside the tannery, find the latrine. Enter latrine. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: well not that I got a week experience id think im not a noob anymore but more like verteran :^) T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: just get to rooms.gaardian.com T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Aristodemus: now that i got T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Awww you're like a raccoon T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you're super cute on the outside but inside... You're garbage T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: LOL T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 19 quest points and 3235 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30 fuckin mins till I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30 fuckin mins till I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 11 quest points and 3060 gold.'curse T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30 fuckin mins before I can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damn questor! That's not 20 qps! You dickhole! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: it could have been worse T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: you seen TRULY UP TO QUESTS T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: you've been saying that all the FREAKING DAY! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well yo momma is so ugly that it leaves me speechless sometimes:P T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks, anticipating Reyblood's reaction. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: shoukda said he T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: whats the difference between a jerk who does that and a porcupine? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: God dammit. I was just falling asleep you fucking tool T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel perks up and stares intently at Azurite. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: What is teh difference?! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the....oh wait thats a BMW T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: what is an BMW? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the pricks are on the inside :P T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I didn't see it coming and my imagination ran wild hehehe T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: non pricks drive mustangs? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite enthusiastically high-fives Eukanuba! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I love mustangs but no other fords T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: bought myself a chevy tho...otherwise i'd save up for a stock mint 68 Stang T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: chevyly bolt???? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love chevy... I use to have a 1986 Caorice Brohan classic T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: fucking oldsters T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: caprice broha, T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: broham T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: dudelar! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: what did pobtiac stand for? ibforget T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: poor old ninja think it a cadillac T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: someit like dat T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pontiac?! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: yea T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: haven't drove one of those in a long time... Do they still make cars?! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: nah bruh T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: figures they'd have some horrible transmissions T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: thank god ive never owned a car T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: if i needed one i would get a tesla tho T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I don't think Tesla makes a moped T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: nice choice... 2017 model looks so awesome T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: im looking forward to get out of this fucking city...another innocent person was killed by police this seekrend T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: minneapolis? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: weekend* T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: yup T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: hot yoga aussie blonde gunned down, im sure the officer felt he was at risk of physical harm T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: i hate to say i think it was an eye for an eye thing after pigs killed that awesome black man...and media targeted the shit out of somali... T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sighs. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: come down to chitown, innocents are murdered every day juat not by police T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: he fucking shot her through the door in the stomach she was in her pjs talking to the driving officer T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: i have a pic of a Minnemapless cop pissing on a bustop with his gun in his piss hand....way to make the gun look bigger :p T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: I loive in Chi town...struggle is real...and THAT whole situation is fucked up T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: when cops throw their light bar on just to avoid traffic lights, i got nobrespect for them T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: chicago has even worse nwo shit happening T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Only if you are a Sox fan. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: woot ratchet ass shicago T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: i love you ravenna T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: the entired chicago PD needs replaced T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: i respect the ones who care and do right and dont even touch their guns but as far as uniformed men go im all about the firemen T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Hey don't be diising my hometown yo T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: but yes replace the entire force T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: hey, i live here too T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: haha don worry son, evenstan is a safe place here, we talking real gangland southside ahit bro T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: wait really? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: youre yoing at the choir aradona T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: OMG CHITOWN PEEPS UNITE! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: y'all need to check Waukegan out sometime T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: dont give away the good spots online Ravenna T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I am south of Chicago. I can make fun of it all I want. T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Oh I know Waukegan...I live in Oak Lawn T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: no fucking way T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: family in beverly and greenwod T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: true dtory, right off 90th and cicero T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: oh they are cops too :) T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: Alright, alright, i wont Azu xD T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: 95th and cicero T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: NO WAY! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: dude....we're lie minutes from each other T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: wanna fuck? T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: ahaha jk T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: lmao what do yall think of illinois being too broke to fix roads? xD T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: im in nyc anyway, that was another life in chitown. still a cubs fan tho T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: rofl I dont think Im your type...offer of beer is available tho lol T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: YEEEES! T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: All love for a cubbies fan T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: who dropped 20k on game 6 tix? i did T3/r7/2017-07-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Only reason that Illinois is broke is because of fucking Madigan pockets everything. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna is agreeing with that Prelate Aradona person again... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Thats kinda how thatdude was T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: id be sketchy in chicago, the homies that are staking turf up here think any woman on the block comes with it T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: new york has better manners honestly T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: we dont have so many somali extremists T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: whoops mischan.... bt yeah MAdigan and BNlagojavich/Rauner have eberything screwed up T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: we have like 2 dozen honey T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: and emmanueal can go pound sand T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: pound sand... true chicagoan for sure T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Rauner is a fuck up, but Madigan treats the state as his personal playground and fuck you if you can't do something for him. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: probably irish T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: guys and a few girls who were toddlers when the u.s. killed their people in front of them and they werre moved here...theyse extremists dont even want to be muslim OR american T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: You aint lying Taeryn, but remember, where we live its all about who you know T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: and we don't know him lol T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: i know Stephen Perkins :-D T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite feelin hot hot hot T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: thats not a name Im familiar with T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: janes addiction T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I read the Chicago Tribune editorial that said give Emmanual his own little pocket of land to play in and Madigan a swamp to call his own then dissolve the rest of the state into bordering states and call it even. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: at this point I don't disagree...I'm tired of living in Crook County\ T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: nys taxes are 8 percent, nyc is a 4 percebt city tax on top. IL 4 percent tax or whatever is jutlst cute T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: well where I work (Body Shop) its 9.5% tax right off the bat T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: NYC has the park too...chicago has a problem with dead lakes and no healthy nature...that causes higher toxicity and crime in humans T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: but Cook County taxes EVERYTHING T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: payroll tax? T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Illinois is 4.95% now, plus whatever city tax is, depending on where you are. Business is 7% before city taxes. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: i should have soecified those were top rates on millionairez. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Its cheaper inMy area to get piss ass drunk then to have a cigarette T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel shakes her fist and taxes your pussy. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Not my pussy! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: daaaaayum! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: at least she didnt grab it >.> T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely to Taeryn. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spicy! Failurette Noegel is grabbing Taeryn by the pussy! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: i love central park vut we are up to 4 bodies this year. kind of exciting. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn goes ooOOooOOoo at Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel blushes. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I heard about central park... one of my friends said they noticed someone masturbaited in that park lol T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: I just saw the news when I was at the liquor store earlier today....something like 25 deaths here in Chitown T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: on the weekend T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: i live right next to it. havent seen wanking, but have seen guy across street defog frost his bathroom window so he can preen naked after his morning workout T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: please I saw someone masterbating in Houston Texas last Wednesday T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Stop looking in the mirror when you do. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: bah! lol dammit T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: mirror? whats that T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: this honeless guy called my kids fucking n***** even thi they are half white half something else which isnt black :( T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: ick those are the kind of street people that give all people a bad name T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: my 2 year old wanted to give him the quarter he just found on the sidewalk T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: sad... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: i think its more funny than sad, you cant be a victim in life T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: like amya, she dont brook no shit from nobody, not even lasher T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Its the sad state of affairs nowadays...everyones so polarized, if your not whit its some tyoe of "nigga" is bringing this country down T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: facebook, man. the algorithm gets clicks from outrage so it feeds outrage T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Now Im white...but I know people of all types, and it pisses me off that type of polarization T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: I know assholes of all colrs lol T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You could offer to bleach them. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I saw that once....van with mom and 4 littttle girls, stopped at the shelter to hand out gifts, and first a mob of people were all getting WAY too close and the kids got scared and hopped back in the van, then a few of the people that got a gift bag were like this is crap and one dropped the bag on the ground and another kicked it....little blonde blue lady (me) after the van pulled away, starts barking at these fuckers (checking my chan lol ok) and saying YOU GUYS SIT HERE ALL DAY AND COMPLAIN and these BEAUTIFUL LITTLE KIDS WANT TO GIVE YOU A GIFT and you do rotten things...I bitched all the way back in the door and a guy challenged me inside and I went off again about how RUDE they were and go AHEAD and challenge me cuz they were ungrateful little shits T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: plz record T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the staff looked up but they heard what I was saying and they didnt try to stop me T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Taeryn? I got bleached by the NWO...the definition in native and other cultures is: stealing your children and forcing them to forget their lives and become christian and public school programs with no nature and no sage or dance T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I love you, sdont get me rong...but bleach can be a bad term T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: azurite, maybe there really was crap in the bafs? T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite typo city lol T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: id get mad if someone handed me a gift vag fir xmas at my home turf ahelter and ibside was a steaming turd T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: err, bag T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Halal Samsung: gift vag sounds amazing tho T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: it was hats and socks and candy and gloves...some had scarves, some of the people picked what they wanted and shared with their friends T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vleached Samsung: fuck me, i typod my pretitle T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I'm lucky his gf didnt kick my ass but she knew I was right T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Now don't get me wrong, I know aweosme poeple of the same colors...One of my good friends is a blck pastor (me being fairly non religious) and he picks my brain for how I feel on things, as he's known me for w hile to be objective rather than subjective, I say this because I usually stay away from those witghh an "angle"...there are GOOd people in the world...but Azurite I woulda lost it at those people T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and bottled water thats right... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: cutest sweetest scared little kids T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I, too, know people whose melanin levels absorb sunlight differently. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: in my decade since I got run over by the bleach, off and on homeless etc...and I'm a GOOD traveller, I treat places and people like they were my own town, help people wherever needed etc...always find the 24 hour gas stations when I'm about to stop in a town (bathrooms and coffe yanno?) cant stand street people who do awful things and litter and piss on public spots and spit...ick...and I said at that same shelter you all wonder why homeless people have a bad reputation and complain about it? LOOK AT YOU T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: they pick up their trash now after 2 weeks of coaching and ONE big ROAR T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vleached Samsung: can you come to nyc? T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I didnt know what I had in me until the street fighters were at a meal brought to them on a sunday, tables and tables full of ALL KINDS of foods and fruit and BBQ, and they fighting and I got fed up T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: Im just looking like...if we were to stop looking at How everyones shit is we could actuall pul this world together T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I miss NYC T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I think dropping cultural and color terms from our vocabulary would do us all a world of good T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: like Im one of those dudes you come up to me acting right Ill practically share my home with you T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: really glad that wasnt me swearing and I turned off goss now :P T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: the cops that stole my girl ended up trying to GIVE me every drug in the book when they were off duty...and the lawyer held me at knife and gunpoint while I was fighting for her freedom...that was in california... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and that was also when I found out what the gop was up to that nobody realizes on the surface T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vleached Samsung: do tell T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I barely got her home and still educating myself to keep fighting for kids and families T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I still love and I still heal and NEVER touch ANYONE with less than a gentle hand but I got this voice and somehow it soothes on the one hand and stops stuff in its tracks on the other T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and I can spot corruption like radar but there are times It only makes me want to learn more about how to nail it without being a target at the same time T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and now Venezuela is on a media blackout and these inbred NWO cultural/religious cleansing war guys just piss me off T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I was getting friend requests from military men...one oil man and 2 military in one afternoon...so I shut my page and went to my other page...got another military request so I sent him a message after looking at his profile, which said he is in afghanistan, and I said, how are you? do you guys need anything? and he immediately blocked me T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: kinda sad cuz I meant it, and I felt that he was sposed to hurt me and when I said that he decided not to T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I miss my friend from here who was in the military...he came home and got no reward for being there as long as he was...and I'm not sure what happened but he stopped playing here and I lost track of him T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I got a building restored here into apartments for veterans, not the kind the system gives but REAL apartments...no jerk at a desk running your shit... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: good people are as everywhere as corrupt ones... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yea well my dick's in the water and it ain't movin, Now who's assed out?!:P T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan! sorry!:( T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: THAT was something weird to say. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I said I was sorry T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba apologizes profusely. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: I just rofled out T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: You expect your dick to move in the water? T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: long story trust me heh T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Detachable penis. King Missile has a song about it. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I should find the vid I saw today- fully clothed but definitely one men should watch T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: wat T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Fuck Bruce jenner for taking up my jimmy kimmel time T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: not called that anymore T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: S/he's thinking of running for office. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I thought that said running for coffee T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: so fucking stupid T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite slaps herself on the head and yells, "DOH!" T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: Very few people like Caitlyn. Even in the trans community, people dislike her because of her views about gay marriage T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: that should work out fine. nobody ever likes politicians T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: consider it a guaranteed win T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: look guys I just put a strap-on on now im qualified to be man of the year T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: look at the first lady... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I don't like Jenner for the fact of basically getting away with manslaughter. Civil settlement doesn't seem to really cover it. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: Wars: you're incoherently babbling. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: this is not a good look T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: To be fair she underwent surgery, it's more than putting on a strap-on ^^ But I don't like her much eithe T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: Yea your right Fiend better I put a sock in it :P T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: tbh Im just not a fan of that whole family in gereral T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: dicklom T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Urma: bebeksin orospu! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: should make him fall in a hole of bamblo pungy sticks T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 16 quest points and 2770 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Bout phuckin time I earned decent qp - questor T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm tryin not to curse but it's sorta addicting!!:P T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you are so. Weird T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and you are so awesome! C'mon divorce and marry me:P T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 26 fuckin mins before I can quest again!! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Uh! I cuss'd! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: -_- T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her secret power is butter... T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor tells you 'As a reward, I am giving you 8 quest points and 3020 gold.' T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor you son of a bitch! I want 20 qps at least! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: No one cares. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I care T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: don't you wish you could pk questor?! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I do T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma cares! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bhairon: My mother was killed by a questor :( T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww!:( T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 21 fuckin mins before I can quest again! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba slaps Kvothe. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that I rolled over tice and I'm still on the bitch! T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel giggles. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems sibei dulan! He raises his palm and slaps it repeatedly against his fist, screaming "LANJIAO UNDERSTAND?!!?!". T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba barks loudly at Taeryn to KNOCKITDOWN, he can only lan lan suck thumb just follow order lah. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: just heard a grown ass man at the gas station ask where the tinkle room is T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Well? Where the fuck is it? T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel laughs out loud at Birdbrain Metria. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Everyone Tinkles. T3/r7/2017-07-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Exa: well. at least he didn't ask where the little girls room was :) T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jazaren: what the fuck T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: sometimes I just interri T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: and I'm done T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: don't need to do the whole insertion T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: word T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel puts a garbage can over her head and disappears to the loony-bin! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: Hey you all should watch this (no nudity but a bit of language) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9HMOEvISE4 T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soliloquy: no, i refuse to consume any media that has language T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: then what the fuck are you doing on curse channel? :) T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: your mom recommended it T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I think the dirty word is orgasm...I just meant for people whose kids shouldnt watch this lol T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: but grown men AND women should :P T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: "most straight women are ONE unsolicited dick-pic away from becoming lesbians! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: grown men and grown woman or any woman and grown men? T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lolol T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: omg I am!! she's right!! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: You are referring to one woman and a group of men...any way you slice it T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: well that's a gang bang, not a dick-pic... T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: they are though, just like she said, the people shes speaking to :P those guys who get defensive yeah, those are the ones lol T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: the feminazi ones are funny too :P degrading feminists AND nazis.....heil klitler :P T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: er right...I forget age doesnt equal maturity in boiz or men T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: or chix or bitches }:> T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: hm. twatter.com T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: Estimated site value is $6,188.31. T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 29mins before I can fuckin quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: let us know when it hit 24 minutes we are all waiting anxiously T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: BWAHAHA! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba demands tp for his bunghole! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba appears to be having a problem with his bunghole! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanubaholio croons "moon river... wider than a mile" T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: Trivia points for your bunghole? T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: What a waste! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that I rolled over twice and she still want the dick... T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quater, blood came out... T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damn I almost won that global quest! T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lucky mutha phucka T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: luck has very little to do with GQs T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she takes a deep breath, her clothes become exhausted... T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if we destroy her now.. We'll each gain 300 experience points.. T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Drug Wars up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that when I told her to make up her mind she put lipstick on her forehead and said "now what?!" T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines frowns sadly, looks around and goes 'meh..' T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'd frown too if I had a mom like yours:( T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jazaren: who the hell ever heard of eating kobolds on sticks T3/r7/2017-07-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Who hasn't? It's delicious with a masala sauce. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Psychodelic: merd! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Psychodelic: scheisse T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Endian: Quoi? Was? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Psychodelic: la vie, das leben T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: and its like im just wasting my time even talking to people because it all goes wrong somehow. hell i bet as soon as i post this even someone else is gonna say some 3 word sentence in curse and turn this all into a waste. i didnt mean to get angry like that but just............fack!..... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rivera: Not three words, five damnit: Where is the freakin thief? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: language, please! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: that's 'the fucking thief' T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: freak is for gossip and other pansy channels T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: interesting idea, swearing being the proper language is, but it IS the curse channel. and the curs channel is fan-fucking-tastic T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: fuck T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: me T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck!! right when I was checking to see if I could Join a global quest.. it ended because no one was in it... I coulda won that global quest!!!! damnit!!! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have the worst fuckin luck... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: ...when I go to the bar T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so hairy that when you were born, you almost died of rug-burn... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: damn.. 1383 xp from 1 mob thats pretty good right? 239 xp, 222 rare, 461 bonus, 461 daily blessing T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: got exprate wish? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: no T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love it, T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: get it T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's automatic and awesome... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ugh theres so much shit i want T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nods. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: same here for me T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am so bent on growing in power the way I want that I am planning to qsit till I get a ton of qps... I may take a break at 60k qps saved T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soliloquy: you would have more power if you levelled T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: the campaigns through each level will grant you more overall qp. And you can still quest along the way too. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: you get qp from goals too, which will help boost you along T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I can always level as long as I follow the rules... But what I cannot do Is have wishful thinking unfed:P T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it.. Time to quest! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: super noob little fuckers T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 29 fuckin mins before I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: go opk more qps T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wanna go hardcore mode T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: hardcore is cool but fucking t9s rape you T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now you do realize that rape means forced sex right? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so t9s will wanna have sex with me?! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: yes, t9s have forced sex with you all teh time T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yes they force you to have sex with them by sticking their daggers up your ass T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg XD T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Soulreset: i just thought of something fucked up......what if someone slept backward in time T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba demands tp for his bunghole! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanubaholio croons "moon river... wider than a mile" T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine drops his pants and rudely moons Eurandus! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: oops..wrong one T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is startled and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you would moon dog food?! Strange T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Shit I got a job to do... Any ladies wanna marry me before I get wishes and new manor?! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel raises her hand. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel whines, "Hey, I was only joking!" T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I would so spank you!:P T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel consoles Eukanuba. It is obvious that Failurette Noegel cares. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Failurette Noegel, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel screams in agony as she is bludgeoned by Eukanuba's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uuuuuh! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ok cya ladies when I get wishes, manor and aards:) T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Man makes the aard, Aard don't make the man! Remember that:P T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she takes a deeo breath, her CLOTHES become exhausted... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she had to go into the basement to have a deep thought... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 11 fuckin mins before I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo mama's so white, she makes the Queen look like Queen Latifah. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo mama so white, she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Enuff T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so black that when she sits in a tub she makes tea... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that when I told her that it was chilly outside she put on a smile... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and rubbed her stomach! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Buddha! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that to have sex with her you need hazmat condoms(tm) T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it! I'm gonna quest! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 92 hours online and already I have 2 tp! not bad right?:) T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hey man wtf! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I think I'll take a fuckin break when I have 60k qps earned... I'll see what wishes look like in costs as I make purchases to have wishes granted T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: gimmie a year or two of questin and I should be leveling with the rest of you mother fuckers:) T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm gonna miss the leveling when I wanna stuff but fuck it T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: but fuck it? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: butt fuck it?! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: What are we fucking this morning? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo unzips. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: a Hooker!:P T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: gotta wrap strap T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo pulls out his wallet. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you buyin T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps RowBoat Robbo mercilessly... Oh, the humanity! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i will buy the midget T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: or little people T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: midget sounds fun T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Pinky is right up your alley T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You like Grandma midget porn?:) T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yes i do T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Grannies need love too! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You can't just give them milk and cookies all the time T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: just the right size T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wide open T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I know I'm a newb but if you give me a chance and see what I can do... I can beef up Eukanuba you favorite dog food! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Your favorite dog food! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww shit, My girl made me some black eyed peas.... Almost like momma cookin, I think I am in love lol T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30mins before I can fuckin quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 6 fuckin mins before I can quest again... pfft... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 27 fuckin mins before I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: don't fuck me!:( T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You drool as Eukanuba slowly removes his panties. Weirdo! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts his panties on his head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: wait what T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm fuckin lookin at help conduct from help rules.. and the "nobody is going to listen to 'u r sux 4 that change!' part is funny as a mutha phucka!! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: someone should make a social from that T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: social would sux0rs T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: u r sux 4 that change! lol!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damn the warning on help marriage must be taken seriously like the rest of the rules... You could lose eq!! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fail T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: simple solution: don't get married T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if your spouse loses it or drops it and the mud crashes it's gone... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: for example, look at Crimzon: noone would take him T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: or don't share with your spouse T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: wth T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: ive been married like 12 times on here T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that she has a job at a strip club as "The Pole!" T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: its not cuz i suck but ive already married them all T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I thought sucking was a wifes duty...but ok..you suck T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: excluding the lesbians and guys T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: very true T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I dont marry...lifes simpler T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lets try zarra T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you can always divorce me T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I use to share with spouses... I don't think I'm doing that anymore... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: help marriage even sez if they get nuked while holding you eq... It's gone... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: your eq rather T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I can suck until you do , then I run lol T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra snickers softly. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol puke T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: figurative :P T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: what ! i was excited T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I meant...oh nm :) yeah T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Crimzon just popped out Eukanuba's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Eukanuba's ears? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: no puke tho ok? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra laughs out loud at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Naughty Neji: I'm not okay... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Naughty Neji: so lets put it here? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard: edging. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard snorts. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Naughty Neji: edging? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fetard: yeah.. you're basically right about to arrive, but don't want to yet, so you slow down. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Naughty Neji: its not that bad... Ive done it before T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 7 fuckin mins before I can quest again... Pah! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs around the room screaming PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba moshes insanely around the room! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba bounces off of Warsnail Anaristos in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30 fuckin mins before I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm makin gravy baby! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: stupid ass mother fucking peice of shit phone T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Phone or user? T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba comforts Crimzon. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: cant create or really move with the T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: no i use smoke signals T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: my phone doesnt recongnize the windoe button T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Imms can also be like Leprechauns... So if you see an Imm look for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow:) T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba throws himself at your leg and begins humping! Get it off! Get'em off!! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MentalSlug: omfg wtf is up wit wizlist lvl 206? ><_>< T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: tier up and find out T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MentalSlug: to level 14407 is not to appear on wizlist T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MentalSlug: 206 wizlist is where ALL the problems are T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: its easy T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MentalSlug: I''m easy going :) T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9mins before I can fuckin quest again! pah! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs around the room screaming PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: "you make sexual abuse jokes well I hope if you ever have a daughter she gets abused and we'll see how funny you think that is..." "Well first she'll have to survive the abortion" T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Daniel Tosh. T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: aye T3/r7/2017-07-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Let's see if you laugh at this one. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30 fuckin mins before I can quest again... *sighs* T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sulks in the corner. Baby!! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Vost: I surf internet, watch YouTube, sometimes even do a campaign T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: I do goals T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: and campaigns T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I won my first fuckin global quest yesterday:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo is expressing how much wootness Eukanuba exhibits. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba hops around like a little kid. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: wow old name T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: welcome back, Eukanuba! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: thankie!:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Tsarikos you remember me from long ago?:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: haha yeah i've been here since 2003 (stopped from 2004-2007), still remember you though T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: think i have manor pies with your name on them T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well Hey man, Long time no see:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: long time no see! how's life been treating you? T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my main char's manor is still up if you wanna see the porch... Do it while you can:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well I'm happy, I'll say that... Work never changes... Gotta do it till it's done... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: rofl sure, where is it? T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: finger bigman T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: ahhh you've been lurking on here recently anyway :p T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yea I came back oct. 2016:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: oh it's rare to find ascii art like that now haha T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yea I'm going to search it up again when I get my new manor:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this time I'm saving up for wishes first T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos gives a thumbs-up to Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba enthusiastically high-fives Tsloth's Tsarikos! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: glad to fuckin be back, I missed you all:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: do CPs too! if you need anything i'd be glad to help T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that you can't miss her because she's always around:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: cool! I did a cp yesterday as well:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: back to being homeless again:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: a weirdy homeless T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey You'd be weird too if you had to sleep on the aylorian streets:( T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Noegel does not flirt with newbs:( T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cries on Failurette Noegel's shoulder. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tsloth's Tsarikos: traumatising to think of all the people running by in odd mismatched eq and with injuries of varying degrees of severity T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nods. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sulks in the corner. Baby!! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so tenacious that she can just suck me off!!! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I was suppose to win that global quest! It was my destiny damnit!:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: u r sux 4 that change lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit.. They're getting rid of the classic voice of Kermit the frog?! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What the fuck!! There is no need for a change... We don't want Kermit the frog to sound like a molestor! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm going to have to find a way to email sesame street for Kermit the frog T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma wears army boots! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma wears my unborn children on her chin. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba winces in agony. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I would suck some decent pussy for baked bbq chicken!:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So you make that chicken and get yo pussy sucked properly:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: If you want some pussy go talk to your mom Im sure there must be some reason your still living with her. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my ex girlfriend is with me too:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: she must make allot of bbq chicken mmm T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't have to eat my ex girlfriend's pussy if she makes me food... I just have to let her suck me off... She once told me a month ago "I miss sucking your dick.." So I my ex girlfriend do that. She helps pay the bills with me so she's staying with us:) T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drug Wars: then you woke up T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I let my ex girlfriend do that rather T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: woke up to find his dog sucking him off T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey when a fine looking lady wants to suck you off.. You better let her!:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im married those days are over T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: don't let her if she has STDs T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba winces in agony. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: for some marriages I figure it's just beginning... You didn't swap spouses for a day yet with friends?! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I switched girlfriends for a day with my pal once and it was awesome!:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i dont share that well T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: totally understandable... I also don't like 3somes where it's me and some other dude on my girl... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fair exchange ain't robbery tho T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: other dude still dropped his load in your girl T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: and you sucked it out T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wasn't one of my favorite girls so I didn't care, I'd never eat their pussy:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I do not drink babies:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm dog food, I have a rep to protect.. No one wants to feed their pets food that has sperm in it:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: if you a player a doubt any of your girls are loyal might have swallowed a few babies T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ok No bbq chicken... No pussy sucking then:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't think any lady is gonna get it done right without baked bbq chicken:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: That area quest was long and hard like my dick!:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Short, overrated, and easily overcome? T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs Birdbrain Metria by the shirt and screams at him PaH Birdbrain Metria PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria collapses as Eukanuba dick-hammers the life out of him! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I just busted a nut too so that was unspeakable... Dunno why I even said anything about it lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: does the unthinkable to females:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wars is now ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: shit man... Typical T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i've got the luck of noone ignoring me T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah arnica too?! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't even know them T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: who is arnica? T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: the destroyer of worlds T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: ._. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: druid clan member T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Guess that means no lifechant from them if I die lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: adam is tier 9 + 41 T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: I am He, whom you must Obey! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Wow T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon bows before Oak Tender Arnica. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood bows before Oak Tender Arnica. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Obeissance acknowleged T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 2 of the people ignoring me are on hardcore mode... I must be too distracting hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Maybe you make them get out of their hardcore way T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Non. Go hardcore, yourself T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: somehow I gotta fuckin learn that den of thieves.... I heard it has an area quest, I love the den of thieves... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: fuck xyl! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that your father hides her behind her clothes everytime something embarassing happens:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: tits were made to suck... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm ready to do my job T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: any volunteers? T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that for breakfast she sits down to frosted meat flakes... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 15 fuckin mins before I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: 7 fucking minutes b4 i can quest again T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damn T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's enough time for sex T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 7mins T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse pees intently at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: thats a disturbing mental image lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: How do you pee intently? T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Welp.. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: It requires some concentration T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: I bet it does. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: take the pill and last a half hour:P T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Wat? T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that after one phone call N.A.S.A is retracting the satellite! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing "We Are Family." T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Prelate Aradona: yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she jumped up intp the sky and got stuck... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dumb that she thought a quaternack was a rebuttal... T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: quaterback XD T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine just SMACKED himself in the forehead, what a dolt. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that even you don't wanna look at her! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: let's get off moms because me and my dad got off yours! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 8 qps?! questor you son of a bitch! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba notifies Kvothe that he hates Questor! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba mutters to himself about Questor's evils. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse drops her pants and gives you the vertical smile! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cracks a bullwhip menacingly. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whips himself into a frenzy. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Awww shit my dick's hard... I guess my ex-girlfriend is gonna have a bumpy ride tonight when I log off lol I'm puttin on a trondom too, Not ready for anymore babies.. T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: yeah, don't forget the trondom T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: your goldfish is not an ex-girlfriend....ffs T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: trondom??? wtf T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol new to me T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: "Condom" is a nasty word... So therefore I put on a trondom! T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: lol oic perhaps i should check into these so called "trondoms" T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: she says i should get the old snippy snippy but yeah fuck that no one will ever go near my wee wee with something sharp T3/r7/2017-07-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kaput: fuck yeah T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fucking grrr.. flee more! lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm a mutha phuckin questin machine! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flexes his muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fucking congrats! im in a bitchy mood... i hate pain... growl T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Menpehtyre is now ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wtf lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: you always say wtf like it's not something that happens every day T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it doesn't happen every day lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines goes, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yesterday wars took me off ignore:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: poor bastard T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: defines makes it seem like people are always ignoring me lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well I know what they can't ignore T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Sno Queen Defines out of her boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Elchanan: tu madre T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Last night I layed my ex-girlfriend down and took her cookies! wooooooot! I'm the mutha phuckin man! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: chocolate chip? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: White chocolate macadamia nut, I hope. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: oooo even better! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo rapidly nods twice at Bytor, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: typically only eaten by the white folk T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: I layed the Subway cashier down and took their cookies in that flavor. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: as it should be T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: I just say, gimme a cookie, or my shirt comes off T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: no on needs to see that T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: her cookies were an awesome flavor T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: I see T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mountain dew dorrito(tm) flavor T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sooo uh, how do ya get a fuckin spouse now?! Like I feel like I'm not so charming.. What's the magical word that makes a mud-chick uuuuh... You know uh sprung!?:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Do they do it for tp?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the technique I was saving for mud-chicks is in my pants!:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba covers his pants-pockets T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: G.O.T is awesome (Game of thrones) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuckin love that show T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: just like yo momma! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: my mom is definitely not awesome T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: but she probably loves Game of Thrones:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: oh, probably not too T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: everyone loves Game Of Thrones T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Bytor's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: I'd have to call her to remind her T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: ewww T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba tries to make Bytor shorter, unsexy and even more stupid with (Super Secret Dwarf Power). T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: mmm titters T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Bytor being taped up to the wall by Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I gotta find some fuckin way to join Baal clan or Shadokil... Because they're so who I am... unique evils:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: glwt T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Liber's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what if I was one of the children of Baalzamon... Wouldn't that make you feel strange?!:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: no fucks whatsoever given... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: because of the efil! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Eeeefil! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: on the other hand, that's just me. I'm sure Lights would love that. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Light once had the babe Tiana in it... I wish I was in Baal so that I could spank her, too bad I missed my chance:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wonder if this starling is the real starling... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: You still have to kill * Princess (Faerie Tales II) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: shit! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that bitch suck dick like she sucks dick! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit! You bare your fangs at a horrific echo and it is stricken with fear! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this vampire intimidate skill is boss! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wooot! 69 quests complete T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 69 is a magical number T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: nice T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: it is T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: also the number of brain cells I have left T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba comforts Bytor. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba and Bytor are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: every time I look at noegel, I lose more T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Noegel gives you wings! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: drink Noegel! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in mesmerized horror as Eukanuba drains Failurette Noegel of all her blood. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit Baal min level is 201 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so I cannot join just yet T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: this sucks a dog's dick! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww shit... Shadokil the same way... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: min fuckin level 201 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Fuck!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I need a clan that fits me! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I go back to amazon they're gonna make me their clan-bitch just like when I first started years ago... for a very long time... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: When you go hardcore mode do t9s use vaseline when they rape you or is it just dry and brutal?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: dry and brutal T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg that so sux T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they could at least use some lube! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: like a candle!:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: candles make their own lube:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmm... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba fucks a candle! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: seems legit T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams at Sno Queen Defines, "You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and cook me some pie!" T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sings, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 30 fuckin mins before I can fuckin quest again T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has just smacked Kvothe into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ah well... questin up to christmas at this rate I should at least have enough for 2 or 3 wishes if lucky T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I thought there use to be a pockets2 wish... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Maybe I'm getting old T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: there is, once you have pockets1 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: oh really?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: and then 3 after 2 etc T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you're kidding aren't you?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: Carry +100 items 12500 200 14650 Pockets3 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: carrying 300 items you'd be almost like an Imm lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmmm... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I guess if I want extra I'll get pockets2 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: and there are more after that T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: str to carry everything is a bitch! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: aard bags T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: once I was trying to get my bags in order on my main char and I put one down on the ground and couldn't lift it at newbie levels as a remort and a crash happened and I couldn't get my stuff back. So str to carry that stuff is a pain in the ass T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I remember peeking into an Imm's inventory it looked like they tried to reload every item and said fuck it after about 30 items lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Get them levels boy! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flicks his whip across Sheriff Shindo's bare back. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: if a crash happened you would have reloaded with the stuff in inv T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wasn't that lucky T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: seems legit T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Just like when getting married I use to have spouses that wouldn't log on for a long time so I had Imms help me get borrowed aards back! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: how is that similar T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: defines: it'd only reload into inventory if it happened to be timed between auto character saves... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: nod T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Asking imms for help is all ya can do when it happens T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: which means you can't have gained a level or anything else "important", and it must've been under 15 minutes T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: shouldna dropped the bag sonny T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: he was probably trying to gain levels to be able to pick it back up, I know I've done that on my alts, playing the odds that we won't reboot/crash by the time I can get it T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems to think you have the right idea. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: the game only boots a few times per year, so odds-wise it's not a huge gamble, but the risk/reward ratio is tough T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: although I'm guessing this was on the original eukanuba, and we used to reboot and crash much more often T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Just once I'd like a spouse that muds almost as much if not more than me T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: give bag self should still work even overweight. I do that to reorder inventory instead of dropping a bag T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmm... I'll try that... Give bag self T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'll have to remember that T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yup whatever you give yourself will go to the top of the list T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: just be stronger =P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba tosses a pie at Sno Queen Defines and hits her right in the FACE! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: it does work, but I dunno when that started to be a thing...if it's the original eukanuba, he's been playing Aard longer than I've been logging T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines giggles. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: helps with the global quests! But I'm back! Following the rules as I should!:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: a Mural of [Sylphide & Eukanuba] on their honeymoon; T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: where do you see that?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg I wanna see that! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: only in my logs, unfortunately T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: owch! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: grepped for your name, that was one of the earlier entries...a note from Kilpher selling manorpies T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yeah well I tried to stay married to some awesome mud chicks... The other mud chicks were too wild to tame for some odd reason like Tiana for example... I really wanted to marry her or the original starling:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: ate em all T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: from may 2004 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: maybe you needed this manorpie from the same note: [ [ [ Guide to Perfect Marriage ] ] ]; T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I have to go down on my spouse... I tried.. they swoon and call me a naughty boy and then stop mudding for a long time:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: heh, seems that's always a theme with you...SublimeGod Eukanuba answers 'lizard is best race! or Wolfen!'...SublimeGod Eukanuba answers 'cuz they taste better when ya eat'em'...SublimeGod Eukanuba answers 'flavor differs from person to person though err...' T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: that was from T0/r3/2004-08-29.txt T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird: me too...maybe...gotta be up at 3:( T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Day the Nightbird: mis T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit I haven't seen darktears in like forever and I use to talk to her through email and chat on yahoo back when I wasn't able to mud here:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's cool when you have friends that'll talk you pass rough times off the mud:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: friends like that don't grow on trees T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Darktears is a nice lady T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: rofl...T0/r4/2005-04-06.txt.gz:Don't ask Edit tells you 'lol I am beginning to wonder why the hell I friended eukanuba... (Friend) Hot Bag Of Eukanuba: 'last night, I had sex with my original HS. Chemistry Teacher!' ' T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: nod, darkie was one of my earliest people on flist T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: friendship discipline works too.. So I get some people friending me to keep me in check to mud forever with everyone:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I fuckin thank all of you kickass aard people for giving me another chance to be with you cool people:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel whips out her blade and turns Eukanuba's dick into a meat slinky. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now I promise to have sex less and to mud the rest of my life away:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg!!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wtf!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: i dont think thats a deliberate sacrifice, euk T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: forced abstinence my homie T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Could you be any less difficult as a mud-chick?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly at Failurette Noegel. Better leave before Eukanuba blames you, too!!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holy Crap!! Eukanuba just kicked Failurette Noegel right in the box! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I need my meat package for spouse channel:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You don't want me to put junk in the trunk?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I lost my junk in the trunk in a duel with wild Bill hitchcock T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: okay, don't love you anymore then, loved that junk T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: shot it right off and it jiggled away into the forest screaming something about freedom T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor starts hunting in the forest T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: heh, Skarlett's Description: (Friend) Hot Bag Of Eukanuba: 'Happy easter, but I don't celebrate it. I celebrate the resurrection, because last time I went on an egghunt, I fell in a uterus and became a dad :(' T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor the junk hunter T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: bill hitchcock? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: hitchcock, hickock, same thing T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yeah lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bytor: it's just about the cock T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: indeed T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey when you have kids you cannot smoke weed as much as you want to anymore:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: I dunno about that, I know lots of stoner parents T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Are they good parents? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: because there's no such thing as a perfect parent:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: well you didn't qualify that with being a good parent, you just said when you have kids you can't toke up as much T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: true T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I remember how I was before kids... I use to think "I cannot wait to beat my own children and prove to them that I love them" T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well daughters hardly need any beating.. They just see daddy's angry face and they cry:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: hehe, I'm guessing your manorpie after divorcing sylphide: T0/r4/2005-04-22.txt.gz:Eukanuba is auctioning Deflatable Spouse BlowUp Doll (Level 1, Num 66). Current bid is 1. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: correct!:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I once hooked up with Semoene too because he gave me tp to buy a manor T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: but he was so damn lazy so I divorced him lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: he still holds the record for the lowest quest completion rate T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: see... Laziness! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: just plain lazy! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I paid him back the tp too after I got the manor T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: he made the stfu brand gum T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: do you have that manorpie? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: his quests: Quest Points : [ 5398] Qp Earned : [ 16844] T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: oops, wrong line: Quests Complete : [ 962] Quests Failed: [ 58043] Gquests Won: [ 1] T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wonder if Fatesdagger Aka Captainsushi still muds here T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: unfortunately not T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah he changed back into fatesdagger T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: yup, both names are still on my flist: 13) - Captainsushi (Missing)...39) - Fatesdagger (Offline - 1026 days and 13:27:20) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Samalander use to be on my flist before I wiped the flist clean because of a lack of activity... I remember when I use to have to rotate players on and off my flist giving people turns to be my friend.. Did you do that too Abelinc? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: nope, once you're on my flist you're there for life, with only 3 exceptions to that rule T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: I've got 3 names there for darkie :-) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: some things never change... I just gained a new friend again after checking friend wannabe list T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: got room for me abelinc? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dont go to spankwire T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: child porn pops up as a advertisement T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: its supposed to be part of pornhub. how csn thry do this T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha pornhub T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: xnxx T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: xvideos T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I cannot believe I have to surrender to boot in order to get into a clan again and move up in clan history... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: a few qps before i can get my first aardweapon! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you gettin aards early ey? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: i'm level 99 dude :) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I have to remort before I can get myself an aard aura of sanc... I prefer it at level 1 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Reyblood!!! Eukanuba cheers him on. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Welp, i'm close to get that aura of trivia too, 4/6 TPs :) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I know you're about to get the nobletalk channel:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Nobletalk doesn't exist anymore. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda cackles gleefully at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well ya learn something new every day... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: yeah, they axed a bunch of channels recently T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Been away too long Euk! :) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) WordWarrior: nobody really used it anyway T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck thats messed up T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What I use to try to get people to use nobletalk more:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: the one I think that'll be missed the most is sports during certain seasons T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well we still have Immtalk channel:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Sports was used fairly regularly. I am not sure why it was removed. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sports channel well worth using... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the Dolphins have a good chance of going to the superbowl T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm a dolphins fan! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That explains a lot. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: don't judge me! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Taeryn's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Let me ask you a religious question T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Are you a dolphins fan?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck the dolphins T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fucking tuna meat T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Watch your mouth! Tanehill is a good Quarterback! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: laces out motherfucker T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: So is Tim Tebow. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so is my granmother T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: he's got more home runs in pro baseball than michael jordan now ;-) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Tannehill rather T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sorry T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Some people think the Dolphins only had a good season when Dan Marino was on the team... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: and some think well just fuck the dolphins T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: C'mon! Dolphins is a good team! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i wouldnt know im a rugby fan and team i scream for are sharks T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: So were the Lions 9 years ago. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well that's ok, I like Lacrosse! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: some people think Lacrosse is weird T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: see, I'm a bills fan...huge rivalry between bills and dolphins with the shula/levy years...shula had the record as the league's winningest coach, but levy had the best record against shula T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: But if you believe in the dolphins they not only win but magical things happen like cool days in the summer, warm days in the winter!:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: lacrosse aint weird its brutal and fun i love that shit T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I pick Figure-skating over Tennis any day T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: my wife took a lacross ball to the face the week before she had our first kid T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba comforts you. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba winces in agony. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: damn thats brutal T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Why was she playing lacrosse so close to her due date? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: phys ed major in college T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel laughs out loud at Taeryn. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ah... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i tried football once all the padding was bullshit takes away the freedom to crush the bitch you playing against T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: then you like a game of Kill-a-man, The game where you go after whoever has the football... And after you dogpile them they have to toss the ball to another to run after and crush... Good to play on snow days:) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no dogpiles suck spear tackle the fucker he loses ball and you whisper in his ear got you bitch while he cries like a bitch T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm old school tho... I use to play street-football with no padding which gave me scrapes and burns from being tackled because there was no 2-hand tag:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba laughs hysterically at RoqueWarrior, OMG! his ass just fell off!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: heh, I had 19 stitches in my knee from playing football in our front yard when I was younger T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: right-on abelinc! You ok now tho? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's the all american spirit! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: nope. He dead T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts you. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You grin evilly at her. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i was flyhalf on school rugby team tackling and scoring tries had a nice defense record and 138 tries score in one season was fun tore leg legiments popped shoulder out twice and now im a fucking cripple in the making T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ouch! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: gc 2 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: mis T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is slapping Failurette Noegel with his cock! You see mushroom-shaped bruises forming! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: dafuq dude T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood lashes eukanuba with his cock, making him fall when he was running. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Reyblood's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pulls his pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!' T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Dude it's not a dick! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't think anyone mistook that for a dick. I thought you were a chick T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i just thought a bug bit him or something T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I thought it was an anatomically incorrect Ken doll. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Jewel hasn't played in a long time either... See I cannot marry her:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Jaenelle too... Cannot marry her T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I keep track of mud chicks:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel peers intently at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that's only about 76% weird T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Eukanuba being taped up to the wall by Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You'd figure I could marry one and then they'd crack their whip across my back while yelling at me to move faster with the qps and tp:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba throws back his head and howls in profound frustration! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba howls in frustration, and leaps for Failurette Noegel, trying to throttle her! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: jokes on you. I have no throat T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You know what that means fellas! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: do tell T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Have to take her to a lab to make a baby with her:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks, anticipating Failurette Noegel's reaction. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you are a confusing chap. You don't need a throat to make babies T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ok guys you know what that means!:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what Eukanuba did. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba tells Failurette Noegel that she should buy another trivia sleeping bag for extra regeneration! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Mud chicks are so fuckin unique ya never know how they'll mud till they do it... Once I was married to a girl that picked a funny race to be T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they were centaur T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: and I'm a yeti T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So I thought well.. At least I get to ride her T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You are hairy?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely to Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: my last name ain't Furbottom for nothing T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: gotta get OneTrueBob back T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You belong on storm mountain with the snow people:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems to be after Reyblood, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better him than you, eh? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: waaaat T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba informs Reyblood that Daoine is not Pyre. he needs to look for sex elsewhere. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wow I didn't know the faerie clan was gone T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: they also took the lotus temple away T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bring the pillows?! Eukanuba just poured HOT tar ALL over Reyblood. OUCH! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel whips out a feather and tickles Reyblood foolish! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: chuckle noegel T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: chuckle. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: shame shame shame. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: that command SUX T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba laughs hysterically at Failurette Noegel, OMG! his ass just fell off!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wtf my ass fell off T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: You better get it or someone will fuck it. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba picks up his ass and tries to glue it back on. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit, Kroz hasn't been playing much either... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: irl sucks ass sometimes T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: not him, just real life sucks T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: finally my 3rd fuckin global quest won... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck it! I'm gonna quest T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: Fuck ya, quest it up homie T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: hey, you fucks, lets drink beer T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: i call a new gang, beer drinking locals T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: and fuck you if you want to get fance and say otherwise T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: i'm already drunk ya fuck T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PurpleWasp: i will be secretary T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: good man T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PurpleWasp: but i can't read but is that a requirement ? T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mutha phucka! 8 qps?! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba notifies Kvothe that he hates Questor! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: well fuck how did you even know about 8 grps T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's qps! only 8 from questor while they're being a cheap bastard T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: 8 times as much as you deserve T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: you take 8 qps and give me 20:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SirCanada: you can always go opk, you'll get an extra 2 more per quest :) T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Baoine: WHAT T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Average of two. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: something tells me Eukanuba would be a target Bwahaha T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: 1, 2 or 3 more. T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I've got people waiting for me to go t3 so they can see me hardcore and rape me:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Nah T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: they would rape you more with opk T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: W'll wait till t-4 T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: doubtful T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: t4?! lol T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm too low in level... Not popular for a hunt:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: T0 Opk is a prime target for easy kills T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that everytime she says she's "sexy" people spit on her... T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: repl No! You obey what's in my pants! Now be quiet yer not allowed to talk while I'm hardcore!:P T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adam: yo mamma jokes....we are fucking doomed T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg! sorry mischan!! T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: LOL T3/r7/2017-07-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel goes to Eukanuba, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: dadgum fucking stone giant T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse bursts into tears. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit, slith has been gone for like, forever! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: after actually making it to "mean bastard" rank in shadokil T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I want that damn rank! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba growls. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: uhoh my balls itch.... T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lobisomem: scratch them T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba scratches his balls. Ah.. The relief! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she can do table dances if they don't break...:/ T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: did you say doughnutsssss T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flicks his whip across Gwynyfar's bare back. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar immediately wrestles Eukanuba to the ground and hogties him T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: oops...reflex T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hmm,... You resisted the whip. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Gwynyfar up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar grabs a lasso and gets Eukanuba RIGHT where she wants him! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar starts singing -=Over THERRRRRe over therrrrrrre=- T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What?! Don't have sex with me!!! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts his panties on his head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jazaren: wow T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: no you're over THERE lol I'm not anywhere near ya :P T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I love the fuckin Vernacular here:D T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: you mean my sense of whack humor? T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I need a fpplproof undetectable questbot... Any takers?! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fool proof* T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yeah send a note to my main character Lasher I'll get you one asap T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You weep as you realize Failurette Noegel now wields the power of the HOBO! Eukanuba laughs diabolically. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drool seeps out of Eukanuba's mouth, as they think of ChEeSe! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba wonders aloud if Failurette Noegel likes ChEeSe... T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she needs Jesus! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that if she logs on to aardmud she'll be sited as a bot for being in all areas all at the sametime! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: damn! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that's a huge bitch T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: Bless! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: lol nice! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Game of Thrones is fuckin awesome!! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: better than Empire T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: this last episode was fucking metal. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You watch G.O.T too?! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: yep. i'd be surprised if most of the mud doesn't T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: lest they be exiled from monday morning conversations at work and school T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I don't watch it. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oooh! Burn! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: i won't judge you. i didn't start until after last season ended, and i finally relented. it's quite good. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I stopped watching after the 4th season and have no interest in continuing. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: well now i will judge you. you don't have exactly the same opinions as me so you're horrible. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I watched the WHOLE season of Shanarra in 2 sittings T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I'm sane. The books are so much better. Change all the names of people and places in the series so it doesn't resemble the books, then I'd consider watching again. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: never read the books. figured i'd finish the show out before i bother. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Probably for the best. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: i ended up enjoying the LOTR movies more than i actually enjoyed the books, so i try to keep things separate at this point. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: the lotr books did drag on. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the part with the spider is my favorite part! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: i liked them at the time, but they were insane detail and world-building without much, uh, entertainment? T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: the movie introduced some personality and emotion the books didn't have. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: sounds like most mudders T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Brandon Sanderson does well with world building, but his female characters are rather lackluster. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: yeah sex isnt everything T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it's not?! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: And LOTR movies removed Glorfindel and put in Arwen. That made me hate the movies. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: nope...you'd prolly get laid if you knew that T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: movies NEVER do a book justice T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Getting laid?! Nothing to it, All ya have to do is crawl under someone and wait like an egg right?! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: they did the lord of the rings justice :p T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: its a fun movie but has nothing to do with the books imo T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: nonsense T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: higher iq T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: anyways, next up for execution seems to be The Dark Tower. i expect that movie(s) to prove your point. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar curls up with Tolkien T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anthus: touch Tolkien, caress Tolkien. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar dumps Tolkien for McCaffrey T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar purrs contentedly. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar still loves Led Zeppelin T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: where that nasty bigman T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I ate him T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar lets out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I really should quit and go sort my rl eq T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: it looks like a penis!! only smaller!! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's not a dick! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: it's bamboo! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: repl nu-uh my penis was made for her mouth because I said so! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan! sorry!! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: whew luckily not many have this channel on... T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba breathes a sigh of relief. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Whew, it's like that wasn't intentional. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sarcasm doesn't suit you taeryn:P T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks, anticipating Taeryn's reaction. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: again not many have this channel on so I'm lucky:) T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Taeryn up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when people see her they say "Hey Yall!" T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Fuck it, time to quest! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 20 fuckin mins before I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs around the room screaming PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Far country is one of my favorite fuckin areas too T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: replaced rokugan shadowlands T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: closest questor only 1 west of recall?! And all these fuckin years I've been doing it the hard way! *sighs* T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: it has been 2 years only i think T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ressem: oh and here i am like a sap going 2e from recall wtf T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: and the note was posted. read notes. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah! Surrounded by questors! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: which one do I use?! T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: shit, Friedpiggy hasn't been logged in a long time either... T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit fufu has been gone a long time... T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fufa* T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: That bitch was so fat, she had a fufa on top of her fupa T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I fuckin brake for deer crossing and I quest for champion breed dogs!:D T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I brake for acid flashbacks. T3/r7/2017-07-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs Spank in a head lock and NOOGIES him... ARGH!!! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: hmm if someone INSISTS on talking about pot and other party favors on your phone AFTER you tell them you do political work so mind the p's and q's on the phone...and they keep saying stupid shit... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Hand the phone over to the FBI and demand they be prosecuted to the full extent of your imagination. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Why would you hand your phone over to a moron like that? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: fuckers texting me T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Block the number T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: demos and republidorks got my shit all on radar T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: fucking stupid guy T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: or he thinks I'm high when I warned him T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sandokan: I fall for any moron beautifully, gimme the cellphone T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: you want the xia up yours? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: c T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sandokan: umm... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: goss off blah lol T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: if I was high I wouldnt be forking corruption :P T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: fuckers took away the lsd and filled the world with icky crap they disguised as ecstacy and L25 T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sandokan: O_O T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: people bought it and there goes all the community building and here comes the sex trade to a neighborhood near you adn nobody is paying attention because they cant... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I want my L back...not the shit you kids eat these days at festivals T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You make no fucking sense at all. And you're in politics.. jesus christ, are you the president? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: your lack of understanding leads me to believe youre about 26 T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You're not even close. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I shut goss off omg lol T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: 21 T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: And you're going the wrong fucking way. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: or sheltered life T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sandokan licks his mouth and smiles. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: of course the truth isnt going to make sense...just proves my point T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sandokan: sounds like a justification T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: Americans buy anything BUT the truth anymore or you would have stopped the NWO T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: plain and simple T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sandokan: how do you define a new world order? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: BC group working through centuries to wipe out and control whats left of human life and destrot whatever isnt... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: not a smart lot due to inbreeding to ensure ethnic purity T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: and all the idiots they bought and sold to do the dirty work cuz those are next T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: I think you may need a few more layers of tinfoil T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: nm most people have absolutely no idea whats happening and most of the ones who do never say...so its a conundrum T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: which makes most americans simply lazy boring and undereducated T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn is a dumb rock. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: boy nt lazy or boring :P T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Naughty Neji: MOTHERFUCKER T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: FUCK YEAH! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Naughty Neji: congratu-fucking-lations T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma looks so good that she can just suck me off! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: better watch it Euk, some momma's bite T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite cant even eat bratwurst or bananas...life sucks T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well I can't eat Vinegar chips because I know they're flavored with vagina cleaner:P T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: for all that I'll just suck some pussy straight and skip the chips T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: how do you convince a t9 to not rape you when you are in hardcore mode?:P T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenrosei: point to a lower tier person near you? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: There is no deterring. Lube up as quick as you can and find something to bite. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba seems to be after Taeryn, to apply his {Twinlube}! Better him than you, eh? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenrosei grabs Eukanuba you overhear Tenrosei whispering "This is happening, Just let it". T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tenrosei spins around screaming, for Eukanuba has SMOOED him! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: .:Humming BOOB:. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sounds nasty T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: that social sounds kind of rapey T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: is it nasty? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Emm's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: the letithappen one I mean T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm screams in agony as she is bludgeoned by Eukanuba's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: fml T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: euk where are u buddy T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dont tell me they kicked you out T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ConeHeads is a good fuckin movie... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: go home Eukanuba, you're drunk T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch smirks. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Seeing that one conehead chew a condom thinging it was gum was hilarious T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am not... I'm just misunderstood lol T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Memnarch, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: k T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that even AMISH people call her funny names.. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel shakes her head at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: try again. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: You should change the first letter of your name. It could be 'Pukanuba' T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: Just a random thought. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: you didnt curse T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: or FuckenYouBa T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: a random FUCKING THOUGHT T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: You fucking fuckburger! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lol T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel goes 'mmmmm'. Yummy! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what's a 'Pukanuba'?! At least I'm dog food as I am now:P T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RowBoat Robbo: Puke-a-nuba? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: NO!FUCKYOUBA T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: dog dick taco T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: gross Seawind... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So I'm not popular with your fucking dogs at least?! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: i win the curse channels T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: My formula is good T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: no you win the straightjacket and a mat to roll up in T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: while rescue dogs piss on you T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Poop T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: so yeah! FuckYouBa! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lollin T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: lols T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so dumb that she thought a quarterBack was a rebuttal! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I'd say FuckenYouBa but you lost me at dog dicks... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seawind: bc they are busy have buttsecks w/ themselves T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: thats how they mate...not buttsex T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: you're like 12? amiright? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Bububuubuttsex T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: so....you're bicurious....I see T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that if we destroy her now, You will remember nothing!! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: wat T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: It's a reference T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Just search on YT, Spy buttsex, it's an music >.> T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse blinks innocently. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so repetitive that she can suck me off!! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo mom is so fat i'd take 4 days to travel from her legs to her pssy T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lucky mom T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra sings...I want a man with a slowwww handddd T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse takes one look and turns green as she starts to gag. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well yo momma is so robust that even her own family is convinced that she may have a dick of her own between her legs swingin... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: nope Eukanuba. Try again T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: Yo momma so ugly your family thinks she is hermaphrodite T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel collapses as Eukanuba dick-hammers the life out of her! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh my T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse is offended! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel gasps as she realizes what Mowse did. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel massages Mowse's shoulders. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well yo momma is so redundant that she has to suck me off in order to make herself feel better! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel shakes her head. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: When yo momma went to school she had to wear a helmet even in class! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse sweeps Failurette Noegel almost off her feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel gently cups Mowse's face and gives them a HOT kiss. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: 30 tp to a manor I can do this T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo father is a weasel-smugglar and yo momma smells of elderberries! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wow is zarra saying she only needs 30 tp for her manor?! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm far as shit from getting my own manor... I was lucky I found a tp mob in hell T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Tiers are your friend when manor shopping. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: really? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Icecool: but tps are so cheap as it is T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: yeah I can buy tp....for my bunghole T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Icecool being taped up to the wall by Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy shit, I didn't know I could get LUCKY and gain an extra 2 qps... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I need to train my luck more... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: with enough stats you can get 6 :) T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg XD T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I think it goes up to lucky 6 T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Mendaloth, when I grow up... Can I be like you?!:) T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reyblood: yo momma so fat every time she passes in front of the sun an eclipse happens T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I guess I can't.. :\ T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is like questor, two cocks and she's ready to blow! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yo mama was like a chrster. she didnt kike it old T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: burn T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that people who look at her wanna believe that she was injured in a horrible accident involving her face! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that she has to suck me off in order to make herself feel better! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so robust that she put a lit cigarette out with a titty-rub... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale.. The scale reads out "Get off me!"... lol T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: so whats a red wedding T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: a Pentecost wedding?! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: when they have babies anf z T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: bleed all over the place T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: or before T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: are you alive???? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9 qps?! Damn you questor!!! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has just smacked Kvothe into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Kvothe has a third book to release to tell his story. Leave him be. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww damnit... My girl's mad at me because I didn't screw her last night... I know she's mad, before I could get what I want and now she won't even make me fried chicken and I'm hungry:( T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Guess it's time for canned speghetti-Os T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: no meat for her, no meat for you T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit my luck with women sucks T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Lamora's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I will shine your box for some TPs! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: suky fuky long time!:D T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whips out his dick... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't feel like wearing a rubber, Cast sanc on it T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine points excitedly! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It plumps up like a ballpark frank... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Whatya got going with Ballpark Frank :) T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: usually mustard and Ketchup... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: and a little Mayo T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Mayo? T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mayonnaise T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Fuck it! I'm gonna quest! T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 4 fuckin mins before I can quest again... T3/r7/2017-07-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse flails her arms about wildly. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: thats great :P 700 players and i'm invisible T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: what a crock T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: fuck cancer! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: cure that T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Psychodelic: I was questing global 9366 T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: man im hungover T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aarders! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun is clapping slowly at Eukanuba. What did they say? T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *POOF!* Eukanuba smiles with delight to have made Shotgun disappear! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *POOF!* Where did Eukanuba go? he's nowhere to be found. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale it reads out "Too Heavy"... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat she sew fat! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy shit someone who's been here since 2014 is now suddenly seriously questing... I thought I was the worst having only 1 year in between my questing... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch: birthdate of 2005, still haven't seriously quested T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Memnarch winces in agony. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Memnarch's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg 2005 T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wait that's you! You quest hobo!:P T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: 2005? T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rivera: Oh bugger T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww shit I couldn't complete that global quest! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba rubs his dick with a hissy fit! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar just woke up...this is not what I want to see T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sorry! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: glad I'm not squeamish :P T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: already 3 fuckin k qps... I'm workin hard! I'm makin gravy baby! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't see any gravy or potatoes T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: It's just brown and water. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You ate yours too fast! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: You're just making baby batter T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: the last time I made baby batter I was arrested for mass murder and made out to be some kind of monster by the media T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: six ground babies, milk, salt and pepper to taste T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: I fear for my life T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba eyes Failurette Noegel up and down as he fixates on the lightbulb. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I wrote a glowing review for you on Yelp over that. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: aw thanks Taeryn you're so sweet T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Downside was it needed something acidic. Lemon would have done well. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you're like a pro chef. We should go into business together T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I still have a stash of babies somewhere I'm sure... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pukes. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba apologizes to Failurette Noegel with a very sincere look on his face. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that she has a 2 bedroom sidewalk with a VIEW!! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so boss that she can suck me off! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel enthusiastically high-fives a brown bear! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is jealous. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: kya is not a centaur!! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I just read her desc! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MeadowMare Kya: My top half is a diva okay?! :P T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ah... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: so she can curse when she wants as well... The plot thickens, Mmmm-hmmm... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit, Low level range is not popular for wars anymore I see.... Unless we have race and class wars for my level ranges on fridays and tuesdays... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she really let herself go! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: nope. Try again! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that once she swallowed a meatball and was thought to be 8 months pregnant! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ....................../´¯/) T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ....................,/¯../ T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: .................../..../ T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯ T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ..........................'...../ T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ..........''............. _.·´ T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: ..........................( T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: .............................. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: shit! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well is it a dick and balls or the middle finger?! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: meh. either or i guess. suppose to be a middle finger T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: its a middle finger, technically... i use that one all the time, its like asciiartmiddlefinger.com or sometthing T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: just think, someone cares enough to pay, every year, for that domain T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Savyor: just so people can enjoy that picture T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ah... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: this one is still close to the top of my favorites: http://beholdthefucks.com/ T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Awww shit now I'm in the mood for drinking breastmilk! Any volunteers?! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel raises a hideous, insidious gnoll's hand. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ridiculous that she has to suck ME off in order to make herself feel better... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's not my fault... She's just ridiculous! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit I am 59 qps away from my own manor T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: suky fuky long time for tp anyone?1 T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 8 qps?! Damn you questor!! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is wringing Kvothe's neck like a rag doll! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: questor! I need 20 qps instead of 10 qps! You're bringing me down, man! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat so stfu!! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pukes on Yajan. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Smart move! Eukanuba tries to start some discussion about the weather, hoping no one noticed his last mischan. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I work hard for my qps... So I can put tp on the table bitches! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh I can bring home he fuckin bacon! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the* T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba lets out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba whips out his dick.... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Awww shit now! Party time! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse moans in ecstasy at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so robust that she put a lit cigarette out with a titty-rub... T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9 qps?!! Questor you boner biting Uncle Fucker!!:( T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I will have sex with you for tp! T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Just be gentle!:( T3/r7/2017-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel raises her voice to serenade the world. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that once she broke her leg and gravy spilled out! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pounces on Eukanuba, pinning him to the ground. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba meeps! Maybe you should too! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: now shut the fuck up and stop moving around! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pounces on Eukanuba and shreds his throat with razor sharp claws. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba howls in frustration, and leaps for Failurette Noegel, trying to throttle her! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel chews viciously on Eukanuba's limbs! Eek! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba bleeds on Failurette Noegel. Watch out, YOU might be next! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba clutches at his chest and falls over dead. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna shrieks! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pounces on Birb Queen Ravenna and shreds her throat with razor sharp claws. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: i just had some BIG SCARY ASS FUCKING BUG scuttle ACROSS MY BED and i am VERY alarmED T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse rolls around at breakneck speed! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Heraal: jews did wtc T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: my penis does not cut the roof of her mouth! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan!! sorry!! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Smart move! Eukanuba tries to start some discussion about the weather, hoping no one noticed his last mischan. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sooo Uh, It looks like rain where I am... T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wtf menpehtyre... I dunno them and they have me on ignore lol T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she wears high-heels... She strikes oil! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: pwnt!! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: a bear and a rabbit talking. bear: "do you also have the problem of shit sticking into your fur" rabbit: "nope" bear:"oh, good" and wipes his ass with the rabbit T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Bears and rabbits don't talk. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: oh right. eukanuba take your "lol" back T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So a guy walks into a bar one night and notices a contest for alot of money to win. So the guy says to the bartender "Hey bartender, How can I win that money?!". The Bartender says "Well that's for making my horse laugh, If you can make the horse laugh you can have the money"... T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So the guy who talked to the bartender ends discussion and goes alone into the horse stable. About an hour later a Horse is heard laughing and then suddenly it cries... T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So the Bartender noticing the man return says "What did you do to make the horse Laugh??!" So the guy says "I told the horse my dick is bigger than his..." T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: then the Bartender says "Ok what made the horse cry?!". And the guy replies "I told the horse I was going to stick it in'em!." T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9 qps?! Questor you dick swallowing ho-bag! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Questor helps those who help themselves T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Questor also sneaks into people's homes at night and watches them sleep while holding a machete. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I specifically demanded questor to give me 20 qps! Not 9 qps!:( T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: That's fucking hot T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: and molests them T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 8 qps?! Hey wtf questor!! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: questor is one serious bitch with hard nipples! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DR. Cerashor: only does anal.. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I feel cheap... Questor uses me and treats me like I'm a low priced whore:( T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nevela: unfuckingbelieveable T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks at people they say "Please do not look at us!" T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww shit! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba peers around as a quack escapes his clenched butt cheeks. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: another mischan? T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I went poopy T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Did you clench ur butt cheeks? T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I tried T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Oh shit T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is agreeing with that Glaine person again... T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: now my undies have a smudge of fudge:( T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I like it when I'm sitting so my butt cheeks get pressed together, and thus, even the smallest fart produces a really wet sounding "BLLAAAPPP!" T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what a futty dutty! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Spank is King! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Have you ever sat in a restaurant with your earbuds in, listening to really great music, and you think it's really loud in the restaurant so you let one rip, only to realize it's loud only in your head, and you sit with disgusted stares nailing you to your chair? T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: No I just let'em go because it's nature:) T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: One woman droppped her soup spoon and couldn't finish. Took the entire meal home in a doggy bag. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Now that's priceless! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9 qps!!!??? Questor, you suck a sick dog's penis!!! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel barks at Eukanuba scaring him senseless. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn meows cutely at Noegel scaring her senseless. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pets Taeryn. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: u T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn looks smugly at Eukanuba and screams, "NO U!11 Eukanuba!!" in his most classy voice, You are gripped by an urge to join in. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: 11 T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: 42 T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: 420 T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Taeryn how dare you! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: HIKE! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba asks Taeryn, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok? T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar offers to tank for Taeryn. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Eukanuba being taped up to the wall by Gwynyfar. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn dares much. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar has challenged Eukanuba to a Pokemon battle! Who do you think will win?! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in awe as Eukanuba starts to juggle six pokeballs! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: or chickenman!!!! bokbokBOKBoooooB T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: K T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . (__) T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . /oo\_______ T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . \ / \ T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . \/ / \ T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . \_|___\_|/.\ T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . || YY| o ' T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . || || O <== Noegel T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: . ^^ ^^ T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel pants lustily. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: You spammy fucker T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: even has titties T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Damn right it has big ol' titties! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: those weird pointy kinds T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: lol looks like condoms T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: They May Take Our Wives, But They'll Never Take Our Kilts!! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: bad wives get caught lol T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You'll get your sheep back. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: speaking of hoes, anyone ever download the ashley madison leak? T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9 qps!!? Questor you son of a bitch! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite throttles Kvothe. Should you help? T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is wringing The Statue of Calliope's neck like a rag doll! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: the cock gobbler gave me 8qp 3 times in a row, dont feel bad T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba comforts Indecisive Fenix. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I keep getting 20+. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: my last quest gave me 400qps T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That is because you are haxor. T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: hax!! T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Oh look! java mmm T3/r7/2017-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite curls up next to Taeryn, wrapping her tail around herself. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 12 qps?! Damnit Questor, I'm not your whore, man!!! Here give me that tight miniskirt! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Damnit I don't feel like having sex right now... I'm hungry! Why can't my woman understand a man needs to eat food?! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: hungry and horny arent interchangeable, have a sammie, she can wait T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birdbrain Metria: Eat that pussy, two birds one stone T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Great so now I'm being attacked from all sides... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woman never fight fair! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: women never fight fair rather T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel fills Eukanuba's pants with bullet ants. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: yeah its weird...not sure what I am... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly at Failurette Noegel. Better leave before Eukanuba blames you, too!!! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: totally satisfied, one pair sandals for dressy occaisions, one pr winter boots, lost my tennies when I caught a buzz one night and took em off... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba comforts Azurite. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: according to rich republicans that means I'm not a woman... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You overhear Eukanuba smoothly ask Azurite "How you doin?". Looks like some 'group and heal' action. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse starts moaning. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite waggles her eyebrows at Eukanuba T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: after you eat :P T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse waggles her butt at Eukanuba T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Awww no fair! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I don't piss on my steak before I stick my knife in it. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Why the heck not? T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: It makes it jucier T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite laughs out loud at Mowse. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: He sticks his knife in, then urinates. The holes help it absorb. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I do love me some holes T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Euk knows, but is sworn to secrecy! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite gives up waffles for lent T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: so you guys share your vids but do you really sell em on enay? T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Who the hell told you about my vids T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: J T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: And remember, the best way to a man's heart is through the fifth left intercostal space at the midclavicular line. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse shudders in the throes of a massive orgasm, thanks to Taeryn's finely honed skills. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba and Azurite are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is daydreaming about hot dual oral action...What, again?!?! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba tries to be a folding chair, wait did he just remove a rib?!?! Freaking sick! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Mowse's hand snaking its way down her pants. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she wears high-heels, she strikes oil! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grayfall guides his warhorse in your direction and prepares to charge at you. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *POOF!* Eukanuba smiles with delight to have made Grayfall disappear! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy fuckin shit questor gave me 8 qps! They better suck me off with that low amount of qps! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I got 50 T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: er 24 T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: double qp T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: are you flirting with questor?! What's your secret? T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Birb Queen Ravenna: learn to code blowjobs for mobs? T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smirks at Birb Queen Ravenna's saying. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's suddenly becoming more and more difficult to put qps on the table... I don't wanna bring home the bacon because it's not going to be a full set of aards:P T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: aww man... My dick is so hard right now... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 8 qps?! Questor you uncle fucker!! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sings to Kvothe, "Shut your fucking face uncle-fucka! You're a boner biting bastard uncle-fucka!" T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: 24 QP? Thanks Questor! :) T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola winks at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: I was getting 40 or so, yesterday, per quest/cp. :P T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 9 qps... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sighs. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: Questor just hates you T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola smirks. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: I'll let you know in a few minutes T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Questor you cunt gargler! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: Questor probably has you on ignore...too. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs Liber by the shirt and screams at him PaH Liber PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: 20qp T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: I think he just hates you, Eukanuba T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: or maybe you're just ridiculously unlucky T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: 26... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You think I need to whore myself off to questor with more panache?! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba wiggles his bottom towards Kvothe. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ugh! Questor is such a bitch! 8 qps again! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: 8qps? He usually gives me around 20 or so... did something go wrong? T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: yeah man, he curses questor after every quest... dude was simply like... fuckyou! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: what koopa said T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa pets Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit my computer-chair is hurting my ass! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: time to massage my testicles... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Awww damnit now I'm only getting 1 extra qp thanx to OPK... Do I have to pk to make it better?! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma IS robust with those strong ass boots she got on! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Watches Momma kick the shit out of you with her boots T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly at Glaine. Better leave before Eukanuba blames you, too!!! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so euthymic that if ever she finds herself too low on calcium-intake, Nobody cares... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that in church they won't give her a cracker! lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: That does not make sense T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: works for me.... Very creative! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Her appearance, however grotesque, will never affect anyone who is blind. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that your father hides her behind her clothes everytime something embarassing happens! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so old that she has the Jesus Starter kit with the 10 commandments on the sleeve! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Shotgun is now ignoring you. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what did I do?!:P T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that it makes me angry!! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: why do you think they call it doggy style :P T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nudges Bogstar. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: cause it looks like dogs fucking? T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rivera: Jeeez, why don they give any hints for the weather observatory thing! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: I agree, the green shellac urn is so goddamn tacky, but it was my sisters idea, not mine. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: they do... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What the hell ever happen to Arizona weed.... It's like that's not so popular all of a sudden... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I sure could go for some of it still exists:P T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: probably because the orb don't smoke it any more T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I'm a fan of Wisconsin tan, to hell with Acapulco Gold. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: At least somebody is still getting good weed... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Wiscons was a major hemp producer during WWII. Rope factories everywhere. There are literally hemp forests that spring up from time to time. You could smoke baling twine and get just as high. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: The word RACECAR is a palindrome. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn looks at Tricksy Bamboo and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: In ancient rome, when a man testified in court, he would swear on his testicles. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Wonder how women testified.. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: on her husband testicle prolly T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: I testify on my husband's balls! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: now you T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: can lie ! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yes, cuz if he was caught lying, they would cut his nuts off. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Therefore, the Two Books of the Bible are named after a guy's nuts. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: The New Testicle and the Old Testicle. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Confucious say: Woman pilot do loop-de-loop have crack up. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tricksy Bamboo: Confucius say, man who sleeps with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Confucius say: Man who keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so old that she had A.A.R.P back when it was just R.P... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba breathes a sigh of relief. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Thought someone was gonna add me to ignore again... T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ok well Yo momma is so fat that I rolled over twice and I'm still on the bitch! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor, People give her food hoping she'll stfu! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so poor, congress cut off her food stamps by defunding foreign aid. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: shouldnt that be a fat joke? T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she sits down in a chair... She has to instantly get up before it gives up on her! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma looks like she fell off the top of a skyscraper and landed on a bike without the seat! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her blood-type is Sriracha Chicken1 T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Hey! That was a good one Euk! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You make the best ones SPank!:) T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba enthusiastically high-fives Spank! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: yo momma so fat, when she jumps rope, she causes earth quakes. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: yo momma so ugly we had to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she jumps into a pool of water.. The water jumps out! T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: lol T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie: Yo momma so fat the Mars Rover went to her house by mistake T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: i like that one T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so slutty, your DNA test was the Harlem phone book. T3/r7/2017-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: fuck! ooposdammit! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel raises her voice to serenade the world. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG, Mowse is shaking that ass. Look at it jiggle! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so robust that it's always tight when I stick it in the hole! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing "We Are Family." T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you mama so fat even her sores has sores T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) DR. Cerashor: Yo mamma is so fat, everytime she has sex you hit her thigh and you ride the wave in! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Surfs up! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so old that if you leave her alone for too long it'll only lead to indictment! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine SMACKS Eukanuba upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: You should be indicted for being a moron! :) T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh I'm just mizundastood!:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: There we go T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her blood type is Sriracha chicken!:D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yo mama so fat she has her own gravity T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that everytime she turns around it's her birthday! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: like that one T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: "A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'" T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: guy walks into the bar the bartender yell duck. he was like where T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I remember a classic one from one of the Imms T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: "A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'" T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: A skeleton walks into a bar one night and asks for a beer and mop! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba rolls on the floor laughing at Glaine's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: With that I take ur leave T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that Jesus won't save her... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: why Jesus couldn't eat m&ms? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: why? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: cant hold them T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sighs at himself. What a sorry sight. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: time to pour courvoisier on my dick so yo momma can suck it! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pours yak on his penis... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: you know, when someone says they want a thimblefull of liquor, they're not usually being literal. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that was brutal... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba and Merelii are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: How come there's no Lego-vagina social??:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: or is it imm-only social T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: make one T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I dunno how or what to start it off with... Someone witty should make it:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: read 'help new social' T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: FREE Breast Exam Spoof Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eSWc0to_qo T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: check this shit out lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'll study yo momma's breasts for free!:D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa is sizing up breasts for a good motorboat, better hide yours!! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Fuck it I'm gonna quest T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh shit! Dexx giving free spellups!? I'll brt T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damn I missed him T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo grandma is a smutt on roots(tm)! lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo gramma so old her tampon is a sarcophagus. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ooooo Good one! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma wears Army-Boots! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so slutty, she fuck the 5th army. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so full of cum, her shit look like Elmer's Glue. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma covered in so much cum her face look like a drywaller's radio. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ridiculous that when I tell her to go home she says "Ok I'll just stay here with you!" T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Anyone else drive a car on this mud other than me?! If so then what type of fuckin car do you ride off with? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Jesus take the wheel! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: good song T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba nods. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grayfall: off T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuct that T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: woot trivia point mob T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Damn this 1000 mile journey song I loved pulling up with blasting outta my car... Makes me feel super cool and rubs salt in the wounds of rap lovers in my community irl lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: rap music sucks dick T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: they get so serious and try to tell me to turn my metal music down lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rap is very limited yes T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck them blast with some slayer till their bitch ass ears bleed T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I even had fake balls swingin near the muffler to make it look like the car had a dick too Since some ladies put eye-lashes on their headlights:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ontuct: are you sure? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's embarassing to reveal how I talk to people to too many people... that's why some have me on ignore as is lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Omg this youtube repeater is King! I can now listen to my favorite songs on rapid repeat! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: fuck yea! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Suck my cock! You suck it now!!! Damnit! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan!! Sorry!!:( T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: It's been boring without you around Euk :P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks, anticipating Atzauatzin Mitsuda's reaction. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she'll never be kidnapped! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that if we defeat her we'll each gain 300 xp! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so stupid that when I told her to make up her mind, she put lipstick on her forehead and said "Now what?". T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: that just meant she's smarter than you lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly at Zarra. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anagantios: this channel stil exists? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PenguinGod Galoth: fuck yeah it does T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: fuck no, it's gone T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anagantios: decide T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) PenguinGod Galoth: we need a vote, fuck for exists, shit for doesn't T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anagantios: fucking shit stands for? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuck T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: what should we fuck though? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You pop out RoqueWarrior's eye with your finger and skullfuck him until his ears start oozing white. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anagantios: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: if its leaking out you are not getting depth thats a bad thing T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: curious, what's a pack of marlboros go for these days? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: 4.50 eur here T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: In prison or monetary? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: hehe, monetary T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: How the fuck do I keep ending up with welcoming pamplets with autoloot off T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: $9 T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: 30 Rand which is 3 dollars seems we pretty cheap T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: damn I'm old... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: roque: in the US, 90% of the cost is taxes...we like taxing tobacco T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: Used to be $3.70 when I was a young'un. They're $6.20 now. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: But I stopped abusing them 7 months ago. :) T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: In my area, $9 a pack is about normal. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: I think the last time I bought smokes, a carton was like $20 T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: look up "alligator mating meme" on google images :P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: A carton as in a log(10x20)? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: the day they switched to official.. labels. marks on the packs there was a panic sale in all the stores. 1.-eek for 1 pack. thats.. for 1 dollar you could buy.. 16 packs of those T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: damn id quit smoking that side of the globe T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: heh, my whole life I've heard people say "I'll quit when they reach $xxx a pack"...and very few people end up quitting on the cost T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: In Illinois, a lot of people near borders will go to other states to get cheaper cigarettes. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: thast everywhere Taeryn T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: nod, that happens here too, with Delaware for buying almost anything, and with New Jersey for gas T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: but up here in the land of 10,000 "nice" people...they charge more for tobacco and less for rolling papers, but HALF this price for tobacco next state over and $5 a pack for papers T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: In norway, people will go to sweden and buy meat. :D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Confounded CeriQ: And Swedes go to denmark for booze. And the danes go the germany for the same. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: when I was a kid in the Buffalo area, we used to go to Canada to buy gas...now we still hit up the Duty Fre shop on the border for booze T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: I've been up that way :D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: was amazing ice formations bubbling down surfaces and gorgeous upstate T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: we stopped at the border, the guard guys opened the back of my van and my cat freaked and guards jumped back about 5 ft... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: he asked for my tackle box fulla beads...opened it, took a long look, closed it and said there ya be! lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: spent a week or two in ontario T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: van was packed long road trip style and 2 cats who liked to travel but one hated people T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: my family rents a cottage in Long Beach, Ontario on Lake Erie every summer T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: sounds beautiful T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if she ever logs onto aardmud the Imms will lock the mud and say "No more players the port is full!". T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Indecisive Fenix: lol, very creative T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: repl I'll tell ya what ya gonna do... Ya gonna wash yer ass *sings* and then clean your home... Watch a little tv go to bathroom and peepee and listen for the phone!:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omfg! Mischan!! Sorry! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww:( T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: LOL T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Star Wars: another for aardquotes! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: if its you im not answering lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: and J would get his butt kicked by my bs detector also known as a dog T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If you pk me I am telling your mom! You'll be in lots of trouble!:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and guys~~~ NEVER EVER get rid of your dog for a woman, she'll be out the door within 3 years and you'll miss your dog! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit... But a dog cannot cook:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I can teach YOU how to cook, and you really should know how... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: raises your credit score for worthwhile relationships :P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: but you ladies look better doing it?:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: firemen can cook for me all day T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Put water in a pot, put pot on the burner, turn burner on, call for a pizza. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: a guy that can cook is super sexy T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite forgets what shes saying and mind wanders T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba rolls on the floor laughing at Taeryn's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: In the meantime, I am making stuffed pork chops and grilled asparagus. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel looks at Taeryn and pants lustily. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: get a large skillet, place a 1lb brick of ground beef in it on medium heat but STAY in the kitchen lol cuz every few minutes, you flip the whole brick, and use a fork to scrape the part off the top....when you flip/scrape/flip/scrape a few times it'll all be crubled in the pan, and you stir it a bit like 4 minutes, and dump in a drained can of green beans and a can of tomato soup and stir til its alllll hot T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: serve over egg noodles or rice whatever you make best T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: but if you cant cook, or expecially GRILl right, my dog will eat you before you get to my door :) fair warning T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omfg I'm in love! She knows how to cook! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite chortles mischievously. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I can cook better than that but thats an old fave T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I can almost cook watch this... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: kids are discouraged to cook, and clean when they're little T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Get can-opener... Open Can of Speghetti-O's and pour into bowl, Add to microwave for 2mins... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and parent bitch and wonder why they wont do those things later....YOU TAUGHT THEM --- THEY RESPECT YOU lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: the bowl not the empty can T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: parents dont even know what they dont know....its fun to teach little kids stuff, they want to try...can stir cake batter or wash a plastic bowl in some water...usually a few minutes and they say "OK :D " and go play anyway T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: make sure you using a microwae safe bowl T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: microwave safe bowl T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: and later when they're teens they dont have YOUR BLOCK they forgot was there that would stop them from helping T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: microwave? rearranges the molecules and food heats up at the cost of all nutrients T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: well I said I can almost cook:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: ok well with that said....thise lobster eggrolls at the dollar tree are yummy T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You don't like to nuke your food?:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I hate using the microwave to cook. Stove top, oven or grill. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I believe there have been recent studies that show that microwaves destroy the least amount of nutrients than almost all other cooking methods as it uses less energy and heat. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: the myth comes from microwaveable meals which are just salt and terrible for you T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What they don't use a microwave in texas?! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I use em to heat up stuff at work T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: About the only thing I use my microwave for is to heat water. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I once got lazy and tried to microwave an egg once... Total disaster lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh my Eukanuba T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yea my ex-girlfriend was pissed... I didn't get any for half a month because of the microwave... Had eggs but that wasn't what I didn't get if ya know what I mean:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I don't understand what you mean. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: honey, eggs are easy, toast is easy, buy precooked sausage though, and warm it up in a skillet...salads are so versatile you wouldnt believe how easy and delicious HUNDREDS of recipes easy T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite all this while cooking Taeryn's dinner, porterhouse, with twicebaked me...i mean potatoes T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: salad and dessert T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I can't eat salad that doesn't contain meat hehehe T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Banana chips! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: banana chip salad?? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn nods at Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: or that :P how about chai chocolate cheesecake with whipped cream and banana! (in minion voiceover) chips :D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite sneaks off to watch bats T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: if you bake it I'll eat it:D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: Hey T, Euka coming for dinner T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sighs. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite has a pile of rocks in the yard for wandering minstrels to earn their keep T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite :O T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Not inviting me to dinner is just another sign of "The Man" trying to hold me down!:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I catch "the man" and press charges :D come on over :D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: got my political duck house T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: I'm just having mmmmmm coffee at taeryn's but I can organize up some stuff you can help with AND feed ya T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh so if I don't work, I don't eat eh? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign that says "READ!!" T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel looks smugly at Eukanuba and screams, "NO U!11 Eukanuba!!" in her most classy voice, You are gripped by an urge to join in. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite sends you all back to the academy. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba bursts into tears. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite threatens every single passerby, to get out of her precious CAB! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Women... They don't fight fair and only cook for ya if they want! *sighs* T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: love cooks, only if it isnt returned the cook quits and you generally end up doing your own dishes T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: And get Dish-pan hands?! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: use palmolive T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sighs at the sight of Azurite. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: omg throw him BAck in the water T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: no boys on my interst list T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: men alive :D T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite thinks of guys who dont do their own bachelor dishes and is attacked by thoughts of crusty socks and other misguided gnomers all over the house.....shuts the door T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite will have NONE of that T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: What no Apron that reads out "Kiss the cook"?! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: crusty socks hahahahahahahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Reltubydoc has mutated into the form of Eukanuba to pull out their Sacred Banana! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Banana chip that!:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: a little t8 rapin ya wanted me to be a victim of eh?:P T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel blushes as she sees Eukanuba here. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I was going to stalk you to your manor and spy on you like a weirdo. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes to Failurette Noegel, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I need an Aard concubine... Ivar has concubines so why can't I have one?:\ T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: plenty apparently :P I'm sure you'll find one T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes to Azurite, "SUUUUUUUURE...." T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat so stfu!! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: mmmmm dog food T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines drools all over herself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel hides her face in her palm after seeing what Eukanuba did. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so fat, she mentruates gravy. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't want to eat it but it is technically just gravy T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: mmmmmm gravy T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines drools all over herself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: My formula contains gravy... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: dammit defines clean yourself up! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: never! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel drools upon Sno Queen Defines. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Mmmm, cleanliness... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines points excitedly at Taeryn! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel points at herself, obviously very confused. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn points excitedly! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Um, actually, no. Gravy is made from the juices coming out of the muscle as it cooks. Menstrual discharge is typically blood and some tissue from the endometrium. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: o.o T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cringes in terror! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: mmmm endometrium tissues T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel drools all over herself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: That is not a gravy I would want to eat. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So that's what that funny taste in my mouth is... T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Add some butter, a little flour, cook over medium heat. Gravy. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun points at Gravy. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I like my clitoris without gravy. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: blood can be used as a substitute for eggs in baking T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away from Failurette Noegel in utter terror and horror! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: or for milk on cereal T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: holy fuck no. that sounds satanic T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Sno Queen Defines's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yeah! Whip up a bunch of blood to make a nice meringue! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: it sounds satanic and it tastes divine T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: they do it in real life shotgun especially in areas with no access to eggs T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Bloody-O's, it's what's for breakfast. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I will eat my clitoris without meringue, thank you. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you have a clitoris spank?? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Just the ones I chew on. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: also. You are flexible T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: owww T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Bought it on E-bay. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I have seen the porno guys who can suck their own members, but I've never seen a woman who can go down on herself. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Almila: if you get a few ribs removed surgically, it's not hard!! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: poor guy must have a lonely life T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: i think if a guy had a slightly above average dick he could go down on himself without removing ribs T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa cracks a rib or two, attempting to give himself a blowie. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: dammit koopa T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) With a sickening crack, Failurette Noegel shatters a healing potion over KoopaTroopa's head. Healing! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: IM HEALED! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Who's that old fat ugly pornstar with the huge whanger. I saw a film of him doing it. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: so koopa has a below average 'member'? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: i guess so T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: ron jeremy? T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel points excitedly at Merelii! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun comforts Koopa King, Bowser. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yep! Ron Jeremy! Yep, he's done it for sure. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: he's the greasiest man, dude. I thought when I saw him in boondock saints it was just the charecter, but no, he's really like that T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel sprouts a Wang and tries to give herself a blowie and dies. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yeah Ron Jeremy is Sooooo gross T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1974721400 if you're interested. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: omg lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: noooo video ew lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Merelii: friend of mine is in the TSA and he goes through the airport where he's at. Poor dude ends up having to pat him down 75% of the time because he sets off the body scan T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh my lol T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: thats what ben wa balls are for T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Patting down Ron Jeremy = menstrual gravy. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: my fillings from the 70s set stuff off T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel rolls on the floor laughing at Spank's antics! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch as this channel is revived by the skillful conversationalist, Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that she has a 2 bedroom sidewalk with a VIEW! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she has a tattoo of gravy on her chest! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: hm. bigman.. or what was this chars name with all those mama jokes T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: it was bigman T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: The Opposite of Peace sending your mom through grrrief! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse flails her arms about wildly. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flicks his whip across Mowse's bare back. T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Get those qps! T3/r7/2017-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xer: on T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: Goddamn FUCKING mine guards T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: I had 1 more gq mob to kill in a solo gq, and because of them it ran out of time T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Freddie: feel better now ali?! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: I hardly ever swear on here :C T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Freddie: hehehehehehe T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba points at his crotch, obviously very confused. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ok time to smoke a blunt... Who's with me?! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Looks For Someone To Pass It To. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At Eukanuba Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: ok more pot for me!:D T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba has red eyes and a perma-smile. he must've got the bong out. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba just took a massive bong rip, look at those lungs! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so sexy that I have to have sex with her! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dumb that she thought a Floppy Disk was slang for the word "Dildo"... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yo mama so gross she hasnt touched her asshole in years T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: remind her back tto front T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that she uses "Bacon Grease" as lotion! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you trans sexual T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: begone from my sight T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: he got me once too T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wtf is the matter with these people that wanna rap so bad?! I listened to some and hear them even tryin to rap on slowjamz made for proms! It sounded so G'damn terrible Holy shit it was so horrid... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: there are people who can rap to any tempo/beat, but my guess is most of the people who try aren't those people. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You got that right! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what bothers me mostly is that some are actually being paid to make terrible music... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If somebody wanna throw free money at somebody I volunteer myself to catch the money to spend on something better like Aardmud:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I saw a YouTube video of a guy doing a rap to a 6/8 (two-step) tempo backed up by a fiddle, a steel guitar, and a set of homemade 'drums' that looked like they were striaght out of the high hills of West Virginia. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: and he did it well. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Then they should get paid! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wasted talent is sad... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emm: I am pretty sure the guy is a professional musician (like in an orchestra or something) T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: holy shit verna is ignoring me?! wtf WHo are they?! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmm... Maybe it's because I have more qps than them... I never talked to them before... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: maybe its because most people whose title is "them" aren't the people who are meant to be in your life T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: that can't be a serious question T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: heh... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't troll:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: what do you think people you annoy with the public messages will do? turn the channels off? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: i'm not talking about trolling T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well I know if I were the same I'd have no room on my ignore list for anyone:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: mines full T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: there does tend to be a theme of you asking why folks are ignoring you lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't bother writing them a note because of the rule against harassment and anything can be exaggerated... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I love the way the guy who harrassed and put me on iggy, now sells pots I request on auction, for 5mil a piece lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar feels like that picture of Kermit the frog with the tea T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: well, if there was a daily ranking of trolls, guess who'd take the lead :) T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: but im a weak lil bish T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines grins evilly. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I'm a roughtough creampuff T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I would take the lead???! How?! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar yells the truth and RUNS!!! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: well he didnt name names but you assume it's about you hrmmm T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar giggles at Sno Queen Defines's actions. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: by insulting people's mothers?! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: not trolly enough T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Eukanuba is a mom T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: euka if it was you I'd have put you on ignore already T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: he's a doggy mom :D T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omg thanks I think, Gwynyfar:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: yeah that means you are a complete dillhole T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sno Queen Defines: fair T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: At least I'm part of a balanced breakfast! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oh wait... That's breakfast burritos T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I'm a breakfast burrito? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Do you taste good?XD T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hmmm.... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You watch in mesmerized horror as Eukanuba drains Gwynyfar of all her blood. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: get off me!! lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hearing a strange sound you turn to see Eukanuba being taped up to the wall by Gwynyfar. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Aww man.. No fair! I was hungry! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar is NOT edible T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel takes her blade and turns Eukanuba's dick into an accordian. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Heey! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar giggles and exclaims It Looks like a penis!!! only SMALLER!!! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba makes accordian music with his dick! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel cackles gleefully at Gwynyfar. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel collapses as Eukanuba dick-hammers the life out of her! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel boggles at Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: time to build a dick T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba moans loudly as he whips out his 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar screams in agony as she is bludgeoned by Eukanuba's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: welp, you win Euk T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It's only lego I don't win! Did you see what Noegel did?! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Wow! I didn't know they made Lego's that small! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: You women never fight fair!:( T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar has Eukanuba REMOVED from the line he thought would get him some time T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: not Legos spank T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: micromachines T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba got sick of Spank humping his leg, and neutered him! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Lagos? Nigeria? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: If I can't get any, You can't either:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Eukanuba has a Nigerian Dick. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: stop distracting me!! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar growls at Eukanuba. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar puts the food out for the dogs T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lundfu grins evilly at Gwynyfar. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba screams loudly! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wanna live!! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: you'll live....over THERE T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I like DAILY BLESSINGS where I get trivia points. I don't like Daily Blessings where I get herpes. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar brushes off her hands T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Spank and his ho fleas. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar diaease free at ALMOST 50 T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar buys a new, 10 FOOT POLE T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I've had the flu a couple times T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel puts a garbage can over her head and disappears to the loony-bin! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts his panties on his head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar sits in her rocker, weilding the pole T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar pokes Eukanuba to ensure he's at LEAST 10 feet from her at all times T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Gwynyfar reminds me of DarkTears... A nice Granny who muds:) T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Spank buries his face in Gwynyfar's coochie and goes WooBah W@ WooBah WooBah! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar feeds Spank to the oxtriches T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flails his arms at Gwynyfar and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: ox/ostrich mutants! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: sounds terrifying T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: they like troll meat T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Perish the Thought! OXtriches! Large agressive birds with horns and big dicks. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: s'why I let em free range T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel drinks a Red Bull and sprouts an oxtrich dick with wings! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar blinks at Spank, so diligent yet so boring T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: They will gore you one way or another. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar enthusiastically high-fives Failurette Noegel! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel struts proudly. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar exclaims=- Did you see the DICK on that BUG??? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar realizes it was Spank....goes back to boredom T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Aaaawwwww. Gwyny's picking on me. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: you earned it :P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Sniff. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: is only ON when YOU prove it's worth the quarter for sarcasm T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Sniff. Sniff. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: lol had to turn goss off AGAIN T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yes, I love typing something really disgusting and perverse to the whole mud! There is no apology great enough for some of my exchanges to Eukanuba when they land on innocent, untrammeled ears. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: thast ok :) just dont complain at how I respond T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: You do not have innocent untrammeled ears. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: omg youdid it AGAIN T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: yeah I dont T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: See? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lundfu laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar holds up her pinky finger and says "virgin ears??" I T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: I've got a cure for that T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Vinegar Ears? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: you need practice Spank :) I'll wait til I notice you got some and go again T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Next act. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: maybe I wont forget auc again :P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar gets ready to defend her NMA Championship Belt. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So the fuck what... I know I look crazy but that's how ya look when you're homeless... Anyone wanna donate tp to the Eukanuba Manor fund?:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: I can donate a trivia point for a 5 million gold donation to me. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: try barter T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Smart ass:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: that will cost more T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that if I scratch her back she'll giggle as if a joke had been told... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: brah your momma so your momma joke worth, you have to make my momma jokes T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't have a mom, Me and my dad share Yours!:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: That's kinda akward since there is good reason to believe I might be your daddy considering how easy your mother is T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that all I have to do is feed her and I can do what I want... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away from Mungus in utter terror and horror! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Yo momma so poor, she T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: 'll suck it just for the protine T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cringes away from Mungus in mortal terror. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that in church they won't give her a cracker! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so ugly, that even when she was a child the catholic priests wouldn't touch her. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she don't know how to make your father a sandwich! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: eukanuba wants to toungue punch your fart box T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so stupid, she's a third wave feminist. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so robust that she's known as one of the fellas! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: burn! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well hell fuckin yea... First Mael or someone disapproved of the hours I put into aard because I did very little quests... Now got cp and global quests done and over 5k qps! Wooot! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: maybe a little curse? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lundfu: fuck..... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: please do T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yes! Where do I stand in line?!=) T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I am questing my dick off! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba completes a quest and his dick falls off! wtf?! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo Momma is so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in the Waffle House :) T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is dirty that in church they won't let her get into the water... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So dirty... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: that was my proble T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba sighs. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: im dirty from yo mama T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: repl Hahaha You can't fit it in the hole with that drill! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan sorry!!:( T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba breathes a sigh of relief. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A large blue sweatdrop appears on Eukanuba's forehead. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: finally he got his release T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dude fucks like a jackrabbot T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: if hes a fireman I might ponder T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: couldnt find out if she had herpes or razor burn T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I fuck like a funky monkey:( T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol then when your done he gets to take a ride? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Crimzon out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: omg find something else to mess with T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You stare at Gwynyfar as she screams something about a MOOSE to Eukanuba. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gwynyfar: the repetition is causing me public school flashbacks T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs Gwynyfar by the shirt and screams at her PaH Gwynyfar PaH!! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i wanna grab that by the pussy T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: love trump T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: coffeevee tea or me T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I wanna hire someone to let two horny skunks have sex under his wig:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i did T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Video link plez! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: now therese nut s and everythi g up their T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: there T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel perks up, something must have grabbed her attention. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: did I hear something about two horny skunks? Sign me up! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Release the weasels, Crimzon! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hurry before she changes her mind!:P T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yup they scritched under his wig T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha I got your long slim dagger for 250 gold alright... Hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: slim? So a pencil dagger T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves Failurette Noegel's head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba pulls his pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!' T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: it looks like a dick... But miniature T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: must be A scale model I'm sure T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba meeps at Failurette Noegel! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel flails her arms at Eukanuba and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: it's twitching! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Egads... It has ears, it can hear you!:( T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: whoa T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: does... It do tricks? T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: It can move in a circular motion=) T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: There's a new sheriff in town and his cock is in your face! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba shoves his cock in your face! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I thought that was a kidney bean T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Or some sort of tick bite. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Mighty floppy for a kidney bean. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel is agreeing with that Taeryn person again... T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: So all you're gonna do is just look at it?! Fine.. I'm pulling my pants up! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts his cock back into his boxers and pulls his pants up! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: News Flash from 10 years or so back: "Miley Cyrus sheds Innocent Disney Girl Image in favor of World's Sluttiest Performer! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Thank God! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: =) T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Somebody had to step into the vacuum left by Madonna's aging. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: lol T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: Designated Driver causes fatal wreck Texting While Driving T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I don't drink, so when the bar lets out, I stumble down the street, drop my keys, fall off the curb, bounce of my car, etc. I'm designated decoy. T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sirk: haha T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: st T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Holy Shit, Fukushima is the reason vagina smells bad sometimes... If only we could get rid of that radiation!:\ T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'll suck some pussy but I'd feel better if that Fukushima problem was fixed! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba demands tp for his bunghole! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanubaholio croons "moon river... wider than a mile" T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: like putting tps up yo butt I see T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba appears to be having a problem with his bunghole! T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I could give you beefcake instead for your tp:D T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: just learned a new word. masturbatory T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: from last man on earth T3/r7/2017-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: masturbatory magazines T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: So my S&D's autohunt searched for "hungry princess" as "hung prin"... I wonder how hung they are T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse swoons in absolute ecstasy. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: If you find out, gimme a heads up, I wanna know T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse drops her pants and gives you the vertical smile! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: kill this mob the campaign guy says, doesn't mention it has same mob as 100 others all with different mob ID he doesn't say T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Fucking dick >.> T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse cackles gleefully at Mungus. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Welcome to campaigns! :D T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Questor tells An enemy of mine, a woman, is making vile' Questor tells you 'threats against Ayla! This threat must be eliminated!', Questor seems to hate emancipation. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: good to know that in all these years time, Questor is still a huge dick. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: kill sparring warrior in WTC..... fuck you >.> T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: at least it's not princess in ft2 T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: prince in ft2 is worse T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: oh yes T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ught few more of these Campgains and I might favor doing some goals again despite how damn fickle those are about keywords. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so ugly that when I tell her she is.. She calls me a liar... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Fuck it! Women may take our aards but they'll never take our Beards! aaaaarrrrggghhhh!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Telnet u r sux0rs I use you to mud on aardmud! lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she has a tattoo of bacon on her stomach! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Half the fuckin way to 10k qps... I can so do this shit, man! I won't take a break from qsitting till I'm slightly over 60k qps mutha phucka! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba growls. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that her nickname is "Cholesterol"! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so fat, she wear the equator for a belt. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that after she tripped and fell once.. Nobody was laughing but the ground was cracking up! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so fat, that when she moves, they have to inform USGS that it's her and not a earthquake T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: good one! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that neighbors leave meat in front of her door to see if she'll be able to make it outside of her house! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *POOF!* Where did Eukanuba go? he's nowhere to be found. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so fat, obi one went "that's no moon.... that's YO MOMMA!" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You should probably look away. Mowse's tongue is making its way between Eukanuba's legs. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Princess Aliphant: Oh dear! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba and Mowse are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she adds T-bone to her oatmeal! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so short that you can see her feet on her photo-ID! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so short, if she'd go black, she'd go dead. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cracks a bullwhip menacingly. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flicks his whip across Mowse's bare back. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: get those qps now! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I don't wanna T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cracks a bullwhip menacingly. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly at Mowse. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Whipping me isn't a deterrant T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wow, a whip doesn't work on this one... What should I use? Weasels? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: That sounds kinda hot T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flails his arms at Mowse and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I guy walks into a doctor's office believing he has cancer so he asked the doctor how bad it is and the doctor tells him "Well, you're going to die" So the patient sez "Well I want a second opinion!" and the doctor said "Ok you're ugly too!". T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ta-da! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba flexes his muscles...what a stud!?! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: level up so i can fucking kill you already T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I don't have slightly over 60k qps yet.. YOU WAIT YOUR TURN!:p T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: you gonna make me fucking remort just to kill you thats fucking mean T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: better late than never... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: that's what yo momma said T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Roquewarrior Burn! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: your momma jokes are fucking weak T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: everyone's a critic! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so weak, she didn't even attempt veginal birth. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: My momma's so fat that it negatively affects her self esteem T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: heh T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so fat, she's a second source of gravity. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that she has to have a bag over her head when being done doggystyle! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: So now she's on a diet and nlosing weight T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: your momma so stupid she raised the afterbirth and tossed the baby T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Are you calling me afterbirth T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: no the other fucker is afterbirth T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: My sister is? That makes sense, she is quite a cunt T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: this is going to some interesting places :) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: They may take our aards but they'll never take OUR MASTURBATION!!! AAAARRRRGGHHH!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts his panties on his head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: repl I dunno, that sounds like a hard one I'm sorry could you rephrase the question?:( T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: omfg!! mischan!! sorry!:( T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: damnit I trust my hands too much... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: whoelse would love you... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: smart ass:P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Liber out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber smacks Eukanuba out of his boots with a sign reading "HELL NO !!" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wow I got pwnt! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so dirty that her pap smear looks like she doesn't care... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Looks like you when your mom pushed you out of her clam holster. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Yo momma so fat, her moleculiar desensity is unaffected by black holes. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: So...she's herself an event horizon? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: exactly T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Your mom took a nap once, man I love visiting the grand canyon. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: There is a fungus a Mungus!:) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: I am, Hugh Mungus T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Our lord and savior! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: She's latina! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that she has to use dish detergent as birth control! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so poor, she still uses telnet to connect to aardwolf T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: I'm curious, that should theoretically kill some sperm...right? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Oh god, I used to Telnet into aard T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Tenchi probably still does T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so mean, even Cercei goes "damn that's one mean bitch" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so robust that she put a cigarette out with a titty-rub! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: You momma so dirty even Pigsty is disgusted T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: You momma smells so bad, flies refuse to land. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so dirty, her name is used as a cleaning approval label T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dark that in school she was marked "Prostitute"! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so fat, she blots out the sun allowing us to have our battle in the shade. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Yo momma so twisted her audition to Clockwork Orange resulted in a call to the police. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that once she jumped into the sky and got stuck! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma jumped up and down once, the result ? the moon. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Butt Favor Roebart: yo momma tried to jump but tripped and fall over her saggy tits T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that once after being locked in a supermarket she almost starved to death! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: What is with you kids and yo momma jokes T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Mowse out of her boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: Oedipus complex T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Burn! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Go write a story you fuckers! Board games, note read 8934 T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that your family wishes they had no relation to her! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that you can see her pulse! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Yo momma is so nice that everyone in the neighbourhood enjoys her company T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa boggles at Mowse. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm halfway to 10k so I'm quite fine:) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so reluctant that your father acts like Donald Trump and grabs her by the pussy! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo Momma is so ugly she is Hillary Clintons twin sister T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Yo momma so ugly she's monica lewinksi T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: thats just fucking wrong T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: that's what she said to you huh ? xD T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Which one is wrong? I didn't think either were "good" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal: your mom is so Cheezburger T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: didnt say good just fucking wrong all of them T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that if I press her belly-button she'll giggle like the "Pillsbury Dough Boy". T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Yo momma so fat, I can't push her belly button because she's the goddamn Stay Puff marshmallow man from Ghost Busters T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RAIDINFO: Mael and __m_OO_m__ Hwuaijijal have breached the defenses of Rhabado! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa boggles at the concept. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: who the fuck are Rhabado? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) INFO: New post #110145 in forum Personal from Mael Subj: Re: Raid++ T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Fuck all you T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahahahahahahahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Mael you and I are the only ones who still get that reference? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael hugs No Offense Cheezburger. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: proably T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: these kids don't know shit T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: that's what she said! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa scratches his balls. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: Back in my day, when raiding was a thing..... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: shall we get you a cane? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that the only currency she has is lint in her pockets... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: shall I call the retirement home for you 2 ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: in fact i'm amazed you 2 grandpa's are capable of using a computer T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: in fact, yo momma's so old, yo momma jokes where still new when she was born. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Raise your hand if you remember V1 :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger raises his hand. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa raises his hand. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Pepperidge Farms remembers. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: i just dont remember anything between then and now T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: So how pissed where all the tiers when they announced the max tnl changes ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: that was way back when everything made sense T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: but that was before rhabdo was a clan, and back when SK was still a real clan T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she has to go into the basement to have a deep thought! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cringes in terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: assassins without the will to kill thats fucked up T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: I thought SK was always just a epenis measurement tool and not a clan :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: dont get me started on the women clan without women T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: woman just realised that they cant rule the world without quickies T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Well considering how people are now redefining Gender, Amazon might be able to be a thing now xD T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa cackles gleefully at Mungus. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Corporations are people, but refused to define their gender. They started the gender wars. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: pretty sure the gender wars was started by 16 year old middle class spoiled white kids with to much free time and fantasy on their hand T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: you know, you just use to call them emo's and told them to stfu,. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: aww fuck, y'all... the gender discussion belongs in Imm, doesnt it? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ye but about 20 seconds of debating that topic has me cursing xD T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: immtalk is a curse channel T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fuckers just jealous cause men are now allowed among all the ladies T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Tiertalk is a safe space. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: there are no safe spaces on the internet T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: just like there is no sex in the champagne room, no matter what a stripper tells you T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yes there is! You just have to pay extra! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: not true, they can have sex, just not you T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: you must be strippers T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: But you don't want champagne... You want SEX! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Dude I want a private lap dance, that's what a campagne room is for. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Nooo I don't want adverts for men in my area T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba gives Mowse a nice booty smack. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: And you don't get sex in the champagne room, if you pay for that then they just take the money and beat you and toss you out T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba drools all over himself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: see the stripper admits it T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Hey, I told you to keep my stripperness a secret T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Then you shouldn't give out the live feed url to everyone that doesn't ask. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: do all strippers have to suck dick to apply? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: How else am I supposed to get tips? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: And stripper isn't the same as camgirl, one is in the comfort of your own home T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: you can get the tip whenever you want, Mowse. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse wiggles her eyebrows suggestively at KoopaTroopa. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: had to jump in on that one, hehehehe T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: id marry a stripper T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior gets a blank stare on his face. What could he be wondering about? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior is ever plagued by the DEMON BABIES!!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The mailman arrives at Eukanuba's door with a package marked "Death". T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: You'll marry me? <3 T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: it's a trap T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: if you are hot and suck dick hell yeah normal girl quit the dick suck after marriage T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Why is it a trap T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ask jessy cox T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so fat Her event horizon smell like McDonalds. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so fat, she don't walk cuz she trip on her nipples. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that if she doesn't eat you go to jail! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Mungus, who? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Well if the champagne room smells a little funky... You know what haopened in there:P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so ugly exterminators use her face for rat control. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: what happened in there rather T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she has a tattoo of bacon on her stomach! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: There is no sex in the champagne room. Oh, there's champagne, but you don't want champagne. Just remember, there is no sex in the champagne room. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG, Mowse is shaking that ass. Look at it jiggle! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse shrieks as Eukanuba grabs her from behind and begins to hump! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: oops! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: sorry! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: It just slipped, eh? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: it got hard:P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: fell, tripped, landed on dick T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: LUB DAT BOOTY SHAKE! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: That's happened to all of us T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Lol I don't like my booty T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I do! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I'm trying to do squats to make it cuter T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Best excercise for booty is to plant it firmly on my face, then grind. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: does that also count for army boot(y) ? :p T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bald women are scary! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Now that troops are coed, it could! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Bald women need to get balled. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Bald women are cute T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Cute women get balled. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ugh you people are wierd, you don't use your balls silly gooses T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba enthusiastically high-fives Mungus! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Balls are intricately involved in the process. No balls, no dick. Just a floppy ramen noodle. No doodle. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wait a second.. The hand you highfived me with... Is that the hand you rub your dick with?!:( T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: No, it's the hand he stimulated his prostate with. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba breathes a sigh of relief. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ok, Cool=) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse starts moaning. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: and people with birth defects missing one or both balls than hmm spank ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I have a friend like that T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: so rubbing his butt hole better how eukanuba? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ye I bet you didn't think about those like 1000 exceptions on the entire planet huh ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I have another friend who lost one of them in a shaving accident, he almost died T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grins evilly at RoqueWarrior. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: O god.... he deserved to lose them if he thinks putting razorblades near your nuts is a good idea >.> T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Why? Plenty of guys do it T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: He just slipped, then passed T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Passed out T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: and thats why you don't put sharp objects down there T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: when dealing with ones balls, one takes no risks T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: an electric razor maybe, but certainly not a fucking blade T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: It might've been a straight razor T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I don't remember the details, I wasn't there T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: he might've been an idiot T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: His brother was there for some reason T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I scortched the earth once... with an electric shaver... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: lol, and now this is sounding like the start of porn T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i dont shave my nutts i dont give a fuck about what any chick wants T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: like patying for it, eh? :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: paying* T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: but when a lady uses her tongue down there it tickles after you shave:P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: But girls don't want to floss when they're down there T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba snickers with Mowse about their shared secret. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: is that a admitance you don't have a long enough dick to out reach your pubic hair ? xD T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: those girls should find a guy with a bigger dick then :D T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im married i pay for it wether i want to or not T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: ha, fair enough T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: You can get far down regardless of length T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: price ? ones soul xD T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Any length can end up floss T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Teeth garnish T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Depends on how your choke relfexes are I suppose T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: a little penis parsley T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: better then dick cheese T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: More like sprouts T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey if they don't suck the snot outta yer dick they're fired! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Pfft, only wimps have gag reflexes T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: for fraudulant behavior T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank buries his face deeply in Mowse's honeypot, gently taking her sweetness into his mouth. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: such a fucking romeo T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: lmao T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: spank the man T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: I thought someone said we were starting porn! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Looks like midget porn T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Only when I lay on my back. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: grandma-midget porn is the best!:P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Your grandma is a midget? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: asian, puke midget handicapped trans porn is best ofc T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Is the grandma the midget or what? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: midget porn rocks pocket pussy!!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Grandma likes the midget stuff T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Hey tiny grandmas need love too:P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: they just have to pay T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Mungus, don't be ridiculous. No horse? No sheep? I can't even get hard. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: No dogs?! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Dog porn. How boring. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahahaha! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: giaraffe porn ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: It's not like it's just one dog, it's a whole train T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Giraffes do have those tongues T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Unless of course, the horse does the dog in bondage porn. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Sure! Who doesn't like to watch a German Shepard take it against his will? Those cockly bastards deserve it. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Y'all are weird T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *ka-chik* You turn, to see Eukanuba holding his shotgun with an innocent expression. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: dog rape was the final straw, eh Mowse? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I had an acquaintance who started telling me about what he wanted to do with horses on the farm near him, I blocked him soon after that T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Rape? Hell no. They're just secretly submissive. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse pulls out a gun and blows Spank's fucking head off. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Especially the police dogs. All a bunch of raving sissies. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse pulls a trigger. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: bot alert! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba says, 'Botting is like a drunk weasel. It's only fun until someone gets caught.' T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: they closed down debate and left this on... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: This channel is pretty cool though T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: hmm...isn't debating cursing without the colorful terminology? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: The creepy lewd channel is more fun than debating T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: We can talk about tits and stuff T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: debate the merits of motorboating or titty fucking? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: awww yeah my penis is hard again! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: and who doesnt want to talk about horse and dog fucking T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Everyone loves tits T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Except for one gay guy I know T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: are you trying o fetish shame us Liber ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: All the other gay guys I know also love tits T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: tits are life T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: we should have a internet creep pride rally in Aylor against bigots like Liber T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: I beg your pardon? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger creeping in yo windows. Creeping on yo wifes. Hide yo chilren, hide yo wife, Cheezy's here. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: and your goat T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger says "Ain't nobody got time for dat". T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: better hide that goat before Mowse gets ideas T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: Maybe that's why the gay guys at the bar didn't like me, I don't have nice tits :( T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: for shame, all tits are nice tits T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: shouldve bent over then T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Everyone can get nice tits. The simple recipe that Magazines don't want you to know? Click here to find out T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Answer: Eat sticks of butter. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: I don't know man Lamora, I draw the line at saggy male tits xD T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse: I'd have a heart attack before getting nice breasts from that T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Well then your body is quitting on you, and you need a new one :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: You must evolve into a butterperson T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: just reroll dem tits ? xD T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Dice) (Curse) No Offense Cheezburger rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 7. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: I got 7 charisma, so I really need those tits...i can't talk to nobody. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Dice) (Curse) No Offense Cheezburger rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 18. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Woot woot, 18 in tits T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: lol, good point Mungus T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: although in a dark room, dem titties still titties :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: Lamora: sweaty man-jugs aint titties T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Do they have nipples? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mowse bursts into tears. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: They tities T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber smirks. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora: amen T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: and the lord sayeth, "any titties be good titties" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: And on the eighth day, God said "Let them fondle oodles of boobles" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: this remind me of this quote: http://www.bash.org/?262353 T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: reminds* T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: hey, there's a 'goatboy' in that quote. 's that you, Cheezburger? :) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Couldn't tell you...for some reason my work firewall blocks bash.org T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber laughs out loud. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: We're a linux shop too, which seems odd T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Liber: maybe someone in the high management is posted there T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: Linux ? Shop ? are you committing hersey with our beloved freeware ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: mmm, hershey T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Heh, linux shop as in we develop with Linux :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: We do Scala development on Embedded linux machines. So...kinda :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: you heretic T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Very specialized hardware, no other option T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: We time endurance events T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: It matters not for what reason you turned your bad on the god emporer, heretics must be purged! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: back* T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: We don't sell the software at least! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: Just the hardware T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) No Offense Cheezburger: it's free, just not open sourced T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ahh so your not a heretic, but a heathen T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ugh campaign so boring x.x T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Lamora agrees. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: stupid typing skills Grrr... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: mischan!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: The only throne I know about is my shitter T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I call mine "The Wonder Seat" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheriff Shindo: the throne elvis died on T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: hahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: bomb the tidy bowl man :) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: something about campaign mobs, different mob ID, same name AND MY DICK. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: ofc it's the last fucking one T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: yeah obviously the last one, why would you continue killing them if you already have the mob? :P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: because i'm a homidical maniac ? T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: hah bet you didn't think of that one now did you! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: no, not at all :( T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks the word "Chipotle" is spanish for "Money".. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so stupid, the proof is in not aborting you! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'm pwnt again! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: please, yo momma jokes so amateur, it's like yo momma in prositution T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so old that she still owes Jesus in tithes and offerings! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so old, she and mozes use to date T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so old that she sits down to blended meals! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so old, the egyptians have a hieroglyph depicting her T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: yo momma so ugly, her last job was being a scarecrow T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so old that where she use to ho at is historical! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: yo mama so stupid, her last job was raising you T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma has a fat butt with a kickstand! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so dumb that all your father had to do to get her is stand alone... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: I'll put my harddrive in yo momma's computer alright! hahahahaha T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Tell yo momma I got a gift for her! It's my dick in a box!:P T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba cuts a hole in a box and sticks himself through... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: 8 qps?! Questor, You cock & ball guzzling donkey-puncher! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: hah, he's been giving me 20+2 all day T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mungus: suck it T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Oo Burn! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she uses a car hud-cap as birth control! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is a hulk-o-maniac!! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *POOF!* Where did Eukanuba go? he's nowhere to be found. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo parents so stupid that when you were born yo momma looked at you and said "Oh what a treasure!" and yo father said "Great! Let's bury it!" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Yo momma is so large that Aardwolf considers her to be a weapon of MASS destruction! :) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo father so dumb that if he logs on aard, the only race/class combo he'll be allowed to start with is elf warrior! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: And still whup ur ass :) T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Nevuh! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so E-Z that all I have to do is hump at the air and she'll remove her clothes! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so hot that her nickname is "HeartBurn". T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that it looks like she uses bacon grease as lotion! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dumb that when I told her to give me a "Hard cover" she gave me a condom instead of a book! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel giggles at Eukanuba's actions. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts his panties on his head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she looks like she's on that new diet called "Slim SLow".. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that she needs fat-free air! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dumb that she swallows sperm thinking it'll give her magical powers! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so dumb that she swallows sperm thinking it'll give her magical powers! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: wtf with this window... T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: maybe its magic T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: look its mcgregor T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that Chuck Norris wants to challenge her! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: your mama so fat she could stick her whole fridge in her stomach flap T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lets your tits hang low let them wobble to and fro T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her blood type is black forest ham! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yo mama is so cracked out that her hemet is a alumium foil T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma's IQ so low, it could look up a snake's ass and think it was the North Star. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: so is her walls mirrors and bed T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks at her family, You all pray for relief! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so fat, the bedbugs bite her get heart attacks. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so stupid, she make Donald Trump look smart. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: you mama was so hot that even dirty ol politicians call her up T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: she makes more than you euk T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma so ugly, she the major cause of homosexuality. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so poor that even poor people offer her food! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yo mama so spoiled even the dog wouldnt touch her T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: see the wordplay T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma stank so bad, the flies file a EPA report. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: rofl T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: last time we went to the movies your mom had brought a bottle of wine T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: it was fishy though T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i heard yo mama could pick up a pencil without useing her hands T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma coochie gape so much, she rent it out as a Air B&B. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so filthy that even in church she gets sprayed with Lysol(tm).. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: thats all folks T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spank: Yo momma pussy stank so bad, the fire department go broke tryna douche it. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that her perfume even her perfume is heavy! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Ooo Burn! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yo mama screams like a monkey in bed T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: last time she took a shower there was an inch of water in the tub T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: tidal wave T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: yo momma moans like a wildebeest when I touch her butt! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: thats a whale of a tail T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: whois metria T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba smacks Crimzon out of his boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!" T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: shes a man eatrr T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so ugly that she's known as the horny thing from the movie called "Legend". T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba puts his panties on his head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that when she enters a mall.. All exits are blocked. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so fat that when she sits in a car, It's parked! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so skinny that if I shake her hand she'll suddenly be overcome by Gout and Gangrene! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *POOF!* Where did Eukanuba go? he's nowhere to be found. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so stupid that she spells the word "Potato" like this.. B-I-N-G-O! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: woah Metria is ignoring me?! Wtf I hardly know them lol T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Wow a Helper hates me... See I barely use the newbie channel as is too. hahaha T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma so fat that her nickname is "Biggie"! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba: Yo momma is so short that she can hang-glide on a Dorrito(tm).. T3/r7/2017-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Eukanuba ducks defensively.