T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: -4 21 T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: hey T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: Hello there! T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: noone ever uses the channel of roll playing any more T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: I wasn't expecting a response! T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: oh wow there's two of you T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: well you got one T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: greetings all *smile T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri smiles happily. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc smiles happily. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: My name is Ninauri, I am a cleric and oracle and I offer my healing and fighting services to any who might need them T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I see you have not been on for that long T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: eh? T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri blushes. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: its true, I am somewhat new to adventuring T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: never mind T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I am reltubydoc. I am a shadow of the sorcerer mage subclass. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri nods. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri stares at the sky. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: Kiba Angevine, lost and forgotten King of the wolves, At your service T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: because you were lost for so long, xyla took your place as king of the wolves T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: King of the Wolves? I'm honored your majesty T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri bows deeply. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: I do not mind that at all, She deserves the title... and please do not fuss with such talk M'lady, it has not been necessary for many a years T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: don't know why HE is now king. Kiba-angebine is the superior wolfen T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: Superiority has nothing to do with the matter dear friend, and my apologies for the mistake of making the gender assumption. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri blushes. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: what a coincidence. KibaAnevine and xyla are both inlisteds of boot camp T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: indeed we are T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I am sorry. I always make mistakes like that when typing T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: no apology necessary T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: And besides, Xyla is my superior... T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: I'm interesting in learning more about the structure of your kingdom, King Kiba T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: I've not yet met any other wolf-kin T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: As I said M'lady I am a lost and Forgotten King, I have no Kingdom and the Wolg-kin in the realm is quite scarce... In the days of today I simply travel about in forests and mountains where the wild calls to my heart and the moon aids in song. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: I am sure you, s an Elf, understands the call of nature M'lady T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri blushes. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: that does sound nice .. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: Such a lovely sight it is to see a lady blushing, it reminds me of a gentle autumn breeze causing the leves of golden brown and red to bristle T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri beams a smile at KibaAngevine. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: do you always wander... alone King Kiba? T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: M'lady, as I have said before there is no need for such formalities... and on the occasion I may take up a partner for a duration of time, In truth... I am in search of someone who may accompany me as a betrothed T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: a? betrothed? T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine gazes 'pon the young elf as a smile etched itself into his already wolf like features although he is still in human form "Indeed, a betrothed... but, I have yet to meet one with whom I can strike a conversation easily and so on and so forth... T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri blushes as she sees KibaAngevine here. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: you *stares* have such nice teeth T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine broadens his smile ever so slightly in order to show off the canines which he has much pride in "Why thank you M'Lady, and I say that you have very lovely features yourself" T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri giggles at KibaAngevine's actions. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: Oh not in the least M'lady, I assure you. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: King Kiba, i know its not entirely necessary, but is it ok if I call you King Kiba sometimes? Or would that be disrespectful to the current regent? T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: It's no disrespect at all M'lady, but I have yet to regain any sort of Kingdom so for the time being I am quite far from the title. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri giggles at KibaAngevine's actions. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: that tickles ^w^ T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: it is intended to tickle M'lady... T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri beams a smile at Kiba Brightscales. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri beams a smile at KibaAngevine. T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: you meant to tickle me?? T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: Indeed I did T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: King Kiba, perhaps we should meet somewhere... less visible? T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: I would like to request one of my favourite places... please follow me T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: helloooooooo? T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Sivak: hi T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: that was quicker than I expected T3/r7/2017-11-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: and coincidential a Vampire answers the wolf's call hehe funny T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: good evening T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Good evening, Ninauri. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: how goes Trurien? T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I had thought as an Oracle, you might be able to tell me. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri giggles. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: are you certain you wish to know Trurien? T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I... T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: am... T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I'm not certain. But if you could hint, it might help me decide. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Trurien T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Blast you all I'm tryna nap here T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst punches Brillig playfully. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: rise and shine, sleeping beauty T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien glares in Brillig's direction, unable to see clearly. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Strange, my vision is usually better than that. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: seeing red? T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: It might be... T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Redryn: How did you know I'm here! T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Stalker... T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri giggles at Monst's actions. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: Trurien, I predict you will make a new friend today... someone who will be able to help you later T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: is their name Ninauri? T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: what a coincidence... T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri seems to be puzzled about something. T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: hmmm not what I meant there.... T3/r7/2017-11-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: - h 12 T3/r7/2017-11-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: well met T3/r7/2017-11-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri waves happily. T3/r7/2017-11-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Wolfhoundjes: I hear nothing. T3/r7/2017-11-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) With an innocent look in her green eyes, Ninauri meows. T3/r7/2017-11-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn pets Ninauri. T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: _h12 T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: bringing back the yumbo was harder then I ever expexted. T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: expected? T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: what do you mean by "yumbo?" T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Yumbo, if you can hear me. Somewhere out there...Burger King needs you. Not like we did in the seventies but more...a hero. A flame, a fire, a light. T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you really care about this fast food restaurant T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Yes, I did. Once. In the days when dog poop used to turn white. T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: sorry. I wasn't around in the 1320s. T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Oh Yumbo, what hast happened to that white dog poop from the seventies? It went away just as quick as it came. T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: In france they called it, "Le blanc loup doody, de la seventies" T3/r7/2017-11-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Yumbo is that you? Ive been trying to bring you back! T3/r7/2017-11-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: what is this Yumbo of which you speak? T3/r7/2017-11-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Yumbo? T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: two o clock in the morning...the dark Yumbo hours. T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ninauri: I'm not hear of such Yumbo magics? T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Did you say....Yumbo? T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: aye T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: I havent heard that name in years. T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Redryn: We do not speak of the Y word here T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: Yanni? T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Why not? Its just hot ham and cheese on a bun. T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Cap'n Gus Grimvald: yahtzee? T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Should The Yumbo return Id like to be the first to know. T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: You'll be the last to know. Until someone else finds out after you, then they will be the last to know. T3/r7/2017-11-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: I doubt any of you would be notified of its return. Yumbo is a mystic lunch. T3/r7/2017-11-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: I wish Yumbo were among as as often as McRib. T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rugal: i see flames...i see ..victory over enemies T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rugal howls at the moon. T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rugal: metal may not ignite when exposed to fire but in this vision it did! i saw knights engulfed in fire! T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rugal: gotta roleplay sometimes ya know:) T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Shake: No, tell me more. T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rugal: I,was defeated in battle and sought refuge amount tribesmen,away from civilization. i trained many months with their shaman,controlling fire ,also learning of a new god called Artemis,he showed me things...i saw my true potential T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Shake: What kind of tribesmen? T3/r7/2017-11-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rugal: Those who live near the amazonian river... You have seen us many times T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Yumbo Yumbo Yumbo three times fast!! T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yumbo yumboyumboyumboyumboyumbo T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Damn didn't work T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: anyway. What was the point of this? T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: I'm looking for ways to bring back the Yumbo T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: well I'm looking for ways to bring back the vorpal T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc and Snooky, sittin' in a tree, v-o-r-pal-i-n-g! T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: I made a Vorpal bottle of Jim Bean once T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: uh... acooooool. T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc claims his head is now firmly on his shoulders. Funny, you'd always thought different... T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: I forgot who I gave it to tho. They were a 4 dimensional prostitute talkin to me like, "hey baby you want to get at this Yumbo?" T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: "Yumbo?!" I said, all excited. "Take this item" I said, giving her the item. T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: She was not a she and he did not have the Yumbo T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Maybe if I make a movie called , "Operation Yumbo Drop"... T3/r7/2017-11-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: I may just be one more boiunty set from bringing back the Yumbo. Thats what this has been all about really. T3/r7/2017-11-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: I actually secretly wish it was the Yumbo:( T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you better not eat me or... or... or... darn it! What were my lines again? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: HAWT DAWG! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Come here often? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: only when kibaAngevine is on T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Yes, we come here to talk about the Yumbo. Welcome my friend. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: now what was I saying? Oh yeah. Feel the wrath of my banana! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: what a great budwaaa T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: I feel at home already... T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc bows his head to dexx and receives... a noogie! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: anyway! I'm going back to trying to capture a bot! Once I catch a bot, I will finally have respect! Niehehehehehehehehehehehehe! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi wishes Reltubydoc good luck! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: monst! I've run out of princesses for the bot traps! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Bot-Police, right on. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Who do you think I am? Mario? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: no I think you're the opposite of mario! Go and kidnap some princesses for my bot traps while I make sure noone goes afk! Nieheheheheheh!!!!! Heh T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: oh so I do all of the work and you get all the qp. I see how it is T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: make them sleep on peas! Turn their loved ones into frogs! Cast sleep on them! Do anything you wan! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yes but you have all the fun of messing up their lives! Nieheheh! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: or I could just cut you down where you stand and be done with it T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: after all, this is a RIOT T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Pretty peaceful discussion for a RIOT. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: we keep things pg in public T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: In fact, I'd say this was a scam designed to elicit donations. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: how dare you! We were simply creating a meme of epic proportions T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Yumbo sized T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Snow White. You have failed this Mud. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ah. Monst! You're back! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: and you brought a princess for my trap! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I would also like a few dwarves! Seven will do! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc places snow white into a bot trap while going, "nieheheh!" T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you know what? I'll get them myself! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc runs off to the jewel mines T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: everythings quiet. Too quiet. Did they all get caught in my traps or did monst's riot meme drive them all away? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Will a king and queen do, Master? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: sure! They will do! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: btw, I'm in the jewel mines trying to find some more bate! I've had no luck so far but there should be some dwarves in these mines. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: someone steal my whip? *murders everyone in the room to get it back* T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc places the king and queen in two separate bot traps. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I think you left it in the dining room after you flipped the table to start a riot! I'll go get it for you! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc rushes to the dining room, lifts the table using Aardwolf logic and retrieves the whip T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: get us a beer at the same time would you T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: sure thing! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc runs to the land of the beer goblins, buys some beer, kills some bats, gets a princess from faerietales, runs back and gives monst the beer in two seconds! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: isn't aardwolf logic the best? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: is it though? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you stumped me there! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig cracks a bullwhip menacingly. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: excuse me, fellow aylorian Monst, but did someone steal your bullwhip? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: impossible. The BS is all mine T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Somebody stole your building, what? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I said bullwhip and I think brillig has one T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: no. that was purely metaphorical on Brillig's part T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok! I'm going to kill him anyway! Niehehehehe... cough! cough! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc pulls out a shotgun and blows the brains out of the zombified Brillig! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I have a question about batman T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc puts the pierced corpse of brillig in a bot trap and continues T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: bbbrb rrmm grgrrr T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: English T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: batman is a man dressed up as a bat. A manbat is a part man part bat highbrid. If a manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be manbatman? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: or would he be batman bat? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: switch the mans around and I think you got it/ T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: so he's batbatman? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: are we high? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Bats don't have crime in their culture. Except guano T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: I'm not. But we are. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: 6 feet and counting ^^ T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: Why does guano get its own special name? Other animals don't have that? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok my question is... if batman was bitten by a radioactive manbat and then fought crime disguised as a manbat, what would he be? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: "You are consumed with righteous anger" - feels beast every time T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc puts batman and a radioactive manbat in a bot trap and hopes the immortals will someday forgive him for his sins T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: are you done playing with your food? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: we have more important business to attend to T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc watches the manbat bite batman. Batman slowly begins turning into manbatmanbatbotman! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: ...and coming up next on To! Catch! A! Bot! Aliases. Helpful? or Gateway Drug? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yes! The bot disposal squad has better things to do than to ask questions about batman and manbats! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc bottrap T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc is placing around a lot of huge bot traps with 35.princesses as bait! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: like starting a Mothertrucking riot? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: RIOT wasnt made in a day you know... T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc giggles as incinerator botbot tried to reach the 35.princess in his huge bot trap! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: hello and welcome to the world of mobs. My name is TreeMan, but people call me the mob professor. This is what we call a mob. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at a picturesque dragonet! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: to some, mobs are pets. Others kill them for experience. Myself, I study mobs as a profession,. despite their long existance, there is still a lot we don't know about them T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: like their ability to riot? thats all Im interested in, professor T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: we need every soldier we can get T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: enough about me. Are you a player or a bot? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I guess you don't want to answer T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Im a rioter sir T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at a gnoll needing to poop! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: busy getting my behind kicked by a wizard, sir T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at James "Grizzly" Adams! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: this is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby. What was his name again? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I remember now. His name is ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: monst, ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, your very own adventures will begin soon. But first, come to the lab and receive your very own mob. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: erm. no T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: I will meet you at the pub though T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at a scraggly weed! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: What Pub? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: this is the grass type, Snoopdog T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at a gnoll needing to poop! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: this is the fire type, MyRapping T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at Gorgabba! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at Animated beer keg! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: and this is the water type, GetDrunk. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: your rival, ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, will choose the mob that is stronger against yours. So, if you choose MyRapping, he will choose GetDrunk. If you choose SnoopDog, he will choose MyRapping. If you choose GetDrunk, he will choose SnoopDog T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Can I just die already? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: oh wait. We have another mob. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at an upturned table! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: the dark type mob, Riot. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: if you choose riot, ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa will die and you get to start a riot T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: RIOT T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc gives monst an upturned table, kills ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and prepares to start a riot T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Ulululululul T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: rest in pieces ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. You had a really stupid name and we knew you for 2 minutes. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: I could finish twice in that time. R.I.P T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc sacrifices the chopped up corpse of ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to the imo rtals! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: immortals T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Rel. I have a king Mausollos for you T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: there's an area called the Uprising? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: sounds like the perfect place to... RIOT! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: so long as ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa doesn't come back after a repop T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: that annoying thing is dead to me T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: oh no! It's his twin brother! Ngaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaebotsaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: take bots out of his name T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: kill me now T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc kills qgeaeaebotseaea! I was too lazy to type it all T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I meant ngebotsea T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: you're not bringing your full potential to this job, Professor T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: considered changing your profession? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: oh yes. I forgot. This is how you catch a mob.' A wild KillMe appeared! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at a merdevil ghost! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky eyes The Hivemind up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: "the moist beach" T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I will capture that KillMe by first battling it with my DieDieDie T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: go DieDieDie! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc throws his mobball and a kender appears in the room T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: Brother. I really want to make sense of what you're saying. But you killing me, bruh T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: DieDieDie! Use Stab! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc 's DieDieDie stabs the opposing KillMe until it falls over! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc throws his mobball at the opposing KillMe! After wiggling three times, it clicks and the KillMe is added to professor TreeMan's party! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: ... T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: if I buy you a beer, will that fix things? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: that is how you catch a mob! You can find a lot of KillMes and DieDieDies in this area so catch them and train them to level 100. Or you could just quit now. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yes. That would be quite nice thanks T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: which would you like? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I'll go with a brewington special T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: as in... T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc pops off the top and downs the beer T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: no no no... realll beer T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: preferably something from the Finishing Blow T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: sorry. I have problems. I tried to teach you how to "catch a mob" but I ended up preventing a merdeval ghost's life. Oh wait. It's already dead! T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I'll just take any beer you have T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc SMACKS Monst upside the head, wonder what he did. T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: sorry. I thought you told me to hit you T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I'll be afk for a while T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: okey T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: where? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I'm back T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: in black? T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I may have an outlaw bounty on my head but I'm still back T3/r7/2017-11-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: in black T3/r7/2017-11-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) KibaAngevine: hello? T3/r7/2017-11-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish rocks back and forth slowly in an old rocking chair. *CRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAK* T3/r7/2017-11-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rokshel: In a dry and parched scraggled voice "need.......doubles..." T3/r7/2017-11-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: I never got to saw Venice! T3/r7/2017-11-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Im addicted to Sight Beyond Sight T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: greetings T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: nieheheheheheheh! I, the newest member of the bot eradication squad, will finally earn some sort of respect when someone goes afk and falls into my trap! T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: We spend so much time worring over bots that we do little to fight monsters T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: what are you talking about? T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc and a scraggly weed, sittin' in a tree, v-o-r-pal-i-n-g! T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) With a loud scream, Reltubydoc releases a bolt of electricity, frying a minor jotun!! T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Lamemtations of the Yumbo, chapeter 7 verse 9 T3/r7/2017-11-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you know what? I've done enough for the bot eradication squad. I've provided countless traps, filled them all with princesses that monst kidnapped and stayed up all night, waiting for the moment. However, it appears these bots are too smart to get caught. I think I should do something else now... like quest sitting! Nieheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!! T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: where am I? This doesn't look like a bar. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Sounds like the old Snooky's Pub... T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc is greeted by the receptionist of the Aylorian Academy. The receptionist says "hi man. Are you here to enrole?" T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: no. I'm here to get really drunk.' The receptionist says "You'd better enroll in this gosh darn academy or I'll have to Kill You!" T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: You could make it a bar if you really try. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc signs a random piece of paper which the receptionist throws in the trash. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Im talking to this ho right now T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: is there a reward for doing this? The receptionist says "Heck yeah. You get a medle and a hundred pints of beer!" T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I'm in man T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc returns to the receptionist 5 days later, telling him that all of his classes are finished. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: so where's my beer? The receptionist tells reltubydoc to go to the archwizards ofice to claim his reward T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc enters the ofice and confronts the archwizard himself. Reltubydoc says "Where's my beer for graduating?" The archwizard tells reltubydoc "Oh the receptionist was lying so you would complete a goal. But you do get this medal thing that you can pin to your chest." T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi: On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc screams loudly! T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: it must be nice sitting on a throne while I'm lied to about beer. I guess I'll go to this farm. There might be some apples or maybe some cows.' Kimr comes out of his house and tells reltubydoc to kill weeds and ants so he can sit on his lazy butt all day and do nothing. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi tosses a bottle of beer at Reltubydoc ... let's just hope he'll catch it! T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Pub's Snooky rolls 2 dice with 7 sides each - total dice roll is 9. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ah thank Ayla. Wait. Ayla? T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Pub's Snooky rolls 2 dice with 6 sides each - total dice roll is 8. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Pub's Snooky rolls 2 dice with 6 sides each - total dice roll is 5. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: why am I calling you Ayla all of a sudden? T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc starts to juggle a six-pack of beer. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Pub's Snooky rolls 2 dice with 6 sides each - total dice roll is 12. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi tosses Pub's Snooky up in the air, he loves it! T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi tosses Reltubydoc up in the air, he loves it! T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Pub's Snooky rolls 2 dice with 6 sides each - total dice roll is 5. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc listens to kimr tell the tragic story of his life while chugging beers that he found in Kimr's fridge. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc kills 50 weeds and 50 ants and is given a useless breastplate made out of plants. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: breast plate more like blessed plate. Am I right lads or am I right lads.' Lad tells reltubydoc "U R right lad!" T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi moshes insanely around the room! T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: tells kimr that he's leaving and that he's going to the Path of The Beaver to which lad tells him it's believer not beav T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc arrives at the beginning of the path of the believer and meets the profit of the way who tells him to listen to him. 'How can I listen to you if I can't see you. I don't even know what you look like. I might even say you were using magic... that is if magic existed T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc starts cursing when the profit tells him it does exist. T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: is this getting annoying yet? T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I'm waiting for an answer T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: So, Gooey. You think you can return any time you want? T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: So, Gooey. You think that if you smooth out the eggs. MY smootheggs. That Yumbo will love love love you? Hahahahahaha BRICKBRICKBRICK T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: So, Gooey....... T3/r7/2017-11-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: Yumbo and Gooey T3/r7/2017-11-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Asreal: is this channel still a thing T3/r7/2017-11-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: On occasion, yes. T3/r7/2017-11-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi roars in victory over his fallen enemy. T3/r7/2017-11-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) RowBoat Robbo: Arr! That it is! T3/r7/2017-11-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Asreal: Niiiice T3/r7/2017-11-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Asreal: will keep in mind for when I have more time T3/r7/2017-11-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: Forsoothe. T3/r7/2017-11-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: last time on If Aardwolf was realistic: we jump into the grand adventures of ManMan, a human barbarian who loves to kill people and drink beer. He graduated the academy and won a pointless medal. He also met a really lazy farmer who cannot get off his bumb and clean up his weed infested farm. What adventures will he go on today? Will he do anything on the path of the beaver?' The invisable producers tell him it's believer and not beaver! 'Find out Right here on If Aardwolf Was Realistic! T3/r7/2017-11-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Monst: do we get a reward? or a goody bag? T3/r7/2017-11-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc chucks a goody bag at monst! Why is it ticking? T3/r7/2017-11-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: I'm not an adventurer. Us Supernewbs are pest control experts. Handling pests, rodents and children. T3/r7/2017-11-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc plays the 2 second intro. (manMan) 'So what the heck do you want me to do Mr Invisable Dude? (profit), I'm the PROFIT and you'd better believe it lad! (lad) did someone summon me lad? (ManMan) No Lad! T3/r7/2017-11-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Redryn: no one drinks beer here, it's a diet of 100% orange juice T3/r7/2017-11-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: No joke Eukanuba has a dookie fountain in his Manor