T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: last time on If aardwolf was Realistic: we were properly introduced to the Profit on the Path of the be lee ver... and we were also introduced to lad (lad) did someone call me lad?' (reltubydoc slaps Lad into oblivian! 'The episode also got cut really short.
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Profit? Is that the guy that comes after questionmarks in a hastily-sketched plan?
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish: reltubydoc probably meant prophet
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Zhalut: bo
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig longs for a commercial
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: no he's a prophet who calls himself profit for some reason
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Zhalut grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show.
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: What show do you predict there to be, Zhalut?
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I think he wants to see more of If Aardwolf was realistic (AKA the adventures of ManMan)
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Zhalut rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement.
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you watch. Someone is gonna have there player name changed to ManMan
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (profit) do you wanna see the future? (ManMan) no. I just wanna drink beer and kill things. (profit) well too bad!' (manMan sees people dying and himself running out of beer!) (manMan) how can I change the future Prophet? (profit) IT's PROFIT! Get it right! You can change if with bear claws, pixie wings and a medal. 
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: the Profit...as played by Billy Bob Thornton
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (manMan takes off his graduation medal.) (profit) once upon a time, there was a priest who ate too much chocolate and turned evil and destroyed everything. If we don't get rid of him, the future will not change! (ManMan) I'll just go kill him. (profit) Oh we gave him divine protection. (manMan kills profit and gets the bracers of the beever from his corpse) (manMan) told you it's beever. Am I right lads or am I right lads? (lad) U R right lad! (ManMan kicks lad and gets 1,000,000 gold from his corpse!
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (a beever runs to the corpse of Profit and cries) (ManMan kills the evil priest dude with one punch and takes his gold!) ManMan (feel the wrath of the beer drinking legend!
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: That is one pretty sad self-proclaimed "legend".
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (manMan goes around aylor killing people until he meets the famous Questooooooor) (ManMan) do you have any beer? If you don't I'll kick you to death. (questoooooooor) Kill something for me and I'll give you some beer.
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (questoooooooor) I give quests to people because I like sitting around on my lazy butt all day. (manMan has a flashback to the weed infested farm) 
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: will manMan accept Questoooooooor's task? Find out next time on if Aardwolf was not really realistic!
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig asks When does the John Stamos cameo happen?
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: it happens when ManMan arrives in The Call Of Lads. He replaces the woman who asks you friend foe or fun?
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: he becomes a main character when ManMan enters the keep of the kobold rat things.
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig tells all the wide-eyed children sitting on the floor that John Stamos will not be in this episode after all, despite the trailers suggesting he would be
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: oh yeah I forgot something
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: ... ... ... ten thousand ellipses  march across the screen like ants ... ...
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (john stamos) hey questooooooooooor, I need more qp. (questor) grabs a bomb, turns to give it to John stamos and is blown to smithereens. (manMan takes all of questooooooooor's qp and gives them to john stamos). (John stamos) thanks for the help moron. (manMan) who are you calling a moron? (john stamos) that kitten over there. (manMan sees a kitten with a beer bottle and kicks it to death.) 
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (manMan sprints off with the kittens corpse to the forest of mobs and stuff.
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Brillig: All the wide-eyed children smile and clap, except 3 who go into epileptic shock (cat owners)
T3/r7/2017-12-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (manMan sacrifices the kicked in corpse to beer Mc'beerson).
T3/r7/2017-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) They finally caught Pub's Snooky breaking the rules. Hooray!
T3/r7/2017-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ocho Ocho Ocho: -puts on wizard hat and robes-
T3/r7/2017-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: yumbo yumbo leav a msg
T3/r7/2017-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi: On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be... what is will be no more. Now is the season for evil!
T3/r7/2017-12-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kinkakku: The fallen tavern is now open! come in ye weary travelers and get drunk!
T3/r7/2017-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kinkakku: - 15
T3/r7/2017-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: last time on If Aardwolf was not realistic: ManMan killed profit for giving an evil priest divine protection. He was going to ask the legendary questooooooooor for some beer but couldn't since the lazy quest giver was given by john stamos. Now ManMan enters the Forest Of Mobs N Stuff. Will he make it out alive? Find out right here.
T3/r7/2017-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: killed not given
T3/r7/2017-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi goes ooOOooOOoo.
T3/r7/2017-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (ManMan) hey john. I need help killing things. (john stamos doesn't answer.) (suddenly, a viper jumps out and attacks ManMan.) (viper) die sssssssssssssssssssss (manMan ) I might think about it if you die! (ManMan kicks the viper to death and sacrifices its corpse to beersalot.
T3/r7/2017-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (after months of walking, manMan arrives at a cabin hut thing) (ManMan) do you have some beer? You'd better have some beer or I'll kill you. (ranger) there's no need to be like that Man. (ManMan) it's ManMan get it right. It's not just Man. It's ManMan. Man Man. (ranger) could you help me catch some poachers? (ManMan) no. (Ranger) Ok. I'll give you 10 pokeballs to start off with. (ManMan) You do not expect me to throw those things at the poachers. This isn't pokemon. (ranger) Evil Poachers. Gotta catch em all. 
T3/r7/2017-12-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: (manMan) hey mobs! Come out or I'll throw these sphericle things at you! (A Poacher climbs down from a tree and manMan throws a pokeball at him. (manMan) Go sphericle red and white object that won't help me trap you! (Pokeball hits The Poacher in the head!) (poacher) Ow! That hurt! I'm not gonna be a poacher anymore!) (manMan) that didn't just work did it?
T3/r7/2017-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: last time on if Aardwolf was a not realistic in the slightest: ManMan exits the path of the beever after murdering everything and arrives in the forest of mobsQStuff. A ranger gives him some red and white spheres which he says will help in "capturing the poachers". Will manMan continue to make a fool of himself throwing balls at mobs? find out Right here on Evil Poachers! Gotta catch em all!
T3/r7/2017-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: mobsNStuff
T3/r7/2017-12-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: what's next? Leg ends of gaardwolf? Oh wait. That's already been done
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Alediz: help
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi: Not even God can help you now.
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: what is it that you need help with?
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi: she disconnected
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Asreal |
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Asreal: I meant :
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Asreal: I meant :|
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Asreal: REEE
T3/r7/2017-12-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok so long as noone tries to kill me, we'll all be fine.
T3/r7/2017-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: RIP ReedThomas and Swamptrash:(
T3/r7/2017-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Pub's Snooky: You have removed yourself from group: poop group
T3/r7/2017-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien backs away from Snooky.
T3/r7/2017-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: hi Mr Savage Priest Of Yumbo That I may or may not know. How is your never ending quest to bring back the yumbo going?
T3/r7/2017-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I'm talking to you, snooky. 
T3/r7/2017-12-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: oh. He's doing something.
T3/r7/2017-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi: You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
T3/r7/2017-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Rokshel fistbumps Bodhi.
T3/r7/2017-12-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Bodhi fistbumps Rokshel.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Hello hello, testing testing. New immigrant to Aylor, here.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: Identification papers, visa and at least three forms of identification, please.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos eyes Kabelin suspiciously.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Aw man! THIS is the channel I should have been on all along. Jesus.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I have always maintained it is too quiet here.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Just like a library.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Well, we are taking the party to the library now. If you'd like to join us. We'll be there, by the works of Joseph Conrad.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I might, if I can decide. It's a bit of a catch-22.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Party in the library, for introverts. Join us there now. I have a backpack full of drinks.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos: I thought you kept your stuff in pocket protectors.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: A cordial invitation to Ivar's Pub has been sent to you all, from Kabelin.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien . o O ( And that's how I keep the library to myself. )
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: What sort of cordial?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Well, I was here with Novel. But she left. I think I scared her away.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: I told her I was going to fill my backpack full of beer and sneak it into the library.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Now, that's Novel.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: There's also this creepy guy at the pub, Fiendish. No idea who he is. Doesn't say much.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos: we consider Fiendish a Friend of Aardwolf.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn: Also that guy that likes to wear a trench coat with no idea if he is wearing anything underneath.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I have had the chance to meet with Fiendish.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Reader, I recruited him.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Star Wars: Why would you wear anything under a trench coat? Just seems excessive
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay): heh, I remember when Fiendish used to run an open webcam whenever he was on Aard
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos: I hope he had his trench coat closed.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay): nope
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Star Wars: isnt this channel for like whips chains and silk?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos goes, "Heh."
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay): view at your own risk :P
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish: Huh. Now that I'm no longer living on the run, maybe I could set that up again.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay): I do remember that he wasn't shy ;-)
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos: sure, why not :)
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: So where are we going? Where shall we travel?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: As you can tell, it's Wednesday night and I'm in the mood for some excitement. And not necessarily Fiendish's trench coat marvels.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos: well, I am Thursday's child.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kagan: Kabelin my friend.. I haven't seen you in ages.. How goes the adventuring?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish: Thursday Next?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: It goes . . . I just got back from the four lands of legend. What a long trip! My mind is exhausted.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: So now I am winding down at the bar, having some shots. 
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish: Are your arms tired?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Hmmmmm?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: What legend have you heard from those lands?
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish: I heard a legend about this guy from Nantucket...
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ex Machina Anaristos: no, not that guy!
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Some loser named Bunyan, living out near a round river. I didn't like him. Stole his apple, too.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: While I was out there, Bunyan told me something about a fake taxi somewhere in the woods.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: No idea. I just ran and got back on the train.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Tell me more about this thing you call... a taxi.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: Taxi discussion next time.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Kabelin: To be continued.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I see.
T3/r7/2017-12-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Long Time Fiendish: Call an uber
T3/r7/2017-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien . o O ( There's far too much roleplay going on outside of here. )
T3/r7/2017-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Taeryn stabs a marshmallow most foul and branshishes it in the fires of purification until it screams with toastiness.
T3/r7/2017-12-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: h 10