T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay gets some salty CopPorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse wiggles her eyebrows suggestively at ^_^Young Yahmillay. T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: both hands on the keyboard now! T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Make me T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Click* ^_^Young Yahmillay just handcuffed Quiet as a Mowse to her keyboard. Now let's see her go AFK! T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay puts his panties on his head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: TWAT WAFFLES T3/r7/2018-07-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse slaps Crimzon. T3/r7/2018-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: fucking bitch sting ray T3/r7/2018-07-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Potje: someone superhero pls, my xp is slow T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryukk: fuck all of tou bitches T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: drjnk much T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: must be whiskey T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: ryukk? T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryukk: just being a dick :) T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: dicks T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: need some much? T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryukk: shut ur fucking mouth crimzon T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: stick some bread in yours T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: you can give one T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: can't** T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: CRIMSON IN THE CASINO IS AN ASSHOLE T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: FUCKING GOLD SUCKER T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: FUCKING SHINY!!! T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: shiny yer ass T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: bite my shiny metal ass? T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: melt your shiny metal ass T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: because it's too hot? T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: no thanks T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: xD T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: xD T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: fkin dexx noogied me T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: that piece of shit T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: how dare he T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: probably didn't even give you spells neither! T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: if only an imm were around to nuke him T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: oh hi Fiendish T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: im gonna tie him to that armchair and beat him senseless T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ameya: nuke that asshole T3/r7/2018-07-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: fuck. I accidentally got drunk on the 4th. T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: such a stereotype T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sylar: I made the mistake of doing that last night and am paying for it so much today. It hurts to even mud. T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: oops. (refer to gossip) T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sylar: it was baaaad.... 99 bananas and diet coke, then went shopping online. T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: what is 99 bananas? T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sylar: 99 proof banana poison. it sneaks up on you T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: does it taste like bananas? T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: cuz... ew. T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sylar: yea, its bad all around T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: I saw one on tv that tastes like cucumbers and roses and I'm really curuious. T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Flidjit: its probably gross tho T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Relevant Celebrity: quagmire said "i wake up with blood on my penis-pillow" T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Relevant Celebrity: good humour is just a matter of putting two funny things together in one sentence T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magpie Metria: Perhaps you could start with one funny thing, and move up to two later. T3/r7/2018-07-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Careful. I got ignored once for saying he wasn't funny. T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: fuck xyls mosaic. i thought i knew that stupid place but it didnt work like i remember. T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You smirk. T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: stupid dumb ass area bullshit T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: do the goal T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) New'97Wing Abelinc: there's really not much to the area T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: rubber and rock bullshit is why we invented PLASTIC, nah im just chirpin T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so ugly that in church the preacher joins her husband in flirting with other women! T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: hehe the bot died T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emosoul Deepstar: bot? T3/r7/2018-07-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: the myth T3/r7/2018-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emosoul Deepstar: ever went afk and came back and you can't portal out and you like 'where the fuck am i?' T3/r7/2018-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emosoul Deepstar: favorite african gangsta=Maleven T3/r7/2018-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryukk: someone fucking superhero so i can do this fucking line of trivia spellup T3/r7/2018-07-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryukk: *splits up potion with razor blade* T3/r7/2018-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: fuck nulan T3/r7/2018-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: No. T3/r7/2018-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: fucking skittish mobs that fear daylight T3/r7/2018-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You mean mudders? T3/r7/2018-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: I mean vampires T3/r7/2018-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: You just wish you could be cute like those plains critters T3/r7/2018-07-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Samething, really. T3/r7/2018-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma put the "Pro" in the word "Prostitute"!:P T3/r7/2018-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Then what the hell is a stitute? T3/r7/2018-07-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so skinny that she can hula-hoop with a cheerio! T3/r7/2018-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Igamu: DA<<:( T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sylar: me too T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Just fuckin perfect and I'm stuck with a chihuahua that has a bad attitude and doesn't wanna wear the clothes I buy him:( T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse clutches at her chest and falls over dead. T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Oh no, Mowse got ded! Someone do mouth2mouth! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: No thx T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: YAy she's alive!:D T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yer as nimble as a nipple!;) Muahahahaha T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: oh fuck T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: mischan sorry T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: How nimble is a nipple? T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma is so fat... Sosososososososo so fat! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay ducks defensively. T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so fat... That I rolled over TWICE AND I'M STILL ON HER! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: It's a glandular problem. T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so skinny that you can see where food goes after she eats it! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: She is suffering from an intestinal parasite that is refusing to respond to treatments. T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: I'll bone your ore!:P T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: burn! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse giggles. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft clears his throat *AHEM* "boobs" T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: what? No one to curse me out for saying it this time? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: big black frozen rooster T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft has got some big frozen black rooster for breakfast if you want... unless you're chicken shit T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: fuck this fucking fucker who fucked the fuck out of my fucking fucked up fucker T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: lmfao T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: fuck T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft replaces every fuck in Dillon's sentence with smurf T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma got too many kids, ha! You wish yo momma was on M-TV cribs, ha! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: Yahmillay? More like NAHmillay. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so fat that she got a tattoo of gravy on her chest! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: every man can have 4 women in my country...but no one is interested in sharing a penis with someone else T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: funky butt lovin T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tyreens: Is the butt funky, or the love? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: fucking both T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: unclear honestly.. its what the doctor says when the kid accidentally punches his face in the movie Rookie of the year, always giggled at it T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abishae: buttlove is very funky I hear... T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abishae: help buttlove for more info T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: hear there allot of shit involved in it too T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Abishae: some people are into that T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: yeah fucking sick bastards T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: yeah cmere and have a taste of dis suck pop T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger squints really really hard. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Can't see it T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis hands Cheex a magifying glass. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: Cheeze even sheesh T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger looks through the magnifying glass. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I /think/ i see it T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Man you must be blind, it says charms right on the wrapper T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: I woke up to that so ty both LOL T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: nps mate. Here's a link for you T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5833fe53bc395 T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: watch the vid or don't, it's an hour worth of music either way T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: Regardless of the content I don't think imma open a pornhub link at work :P T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: Where is your sense of adventure? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azzoun: Thats wise T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Oh that's right it's Friday. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I just got a promotion, lets not throw it away on stupid shit :P T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: LOL T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: Fair enough. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft was sorta hoping after that whole magnifying glass quip T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: when you get home check that shit, the music is pretty dope T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: even if you do open it at work, your boss is gonna be like HOW CAN HE WATCH AN HOUR OF THIS STUFF!! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: LOL T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: Does anyone truly watch an houe of porn? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: bro idfk T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: mama said if it takes more than 5 minutes you're doin it wrong T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I can scrub through an hour of porn, but I ain't watching all 60 minutes :P T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: besides this is the day of youtube cant you just google the SONG lol T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Nah, it's techno. THIS is the way techno was meant to be played! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: played while slamming a foxhole into oblivion T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: gay marriage is the way to go. Forget women! They only make you pay in the long run. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr: all the gay married people I know just spend all their money on things like giant entertainment systems and kick ass cars and gaming computers... instead of you know like kids and stuff.. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: exactly T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr: 2 guys going hey what do you want for xmas T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr: and one looking at the other and being like a bigger TV duh T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: gay married couples pretty much can afford to live in the rich neighborhood and play league as Xayah and Rakan with the best internet connection T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr nods. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: it's fuckin OP. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr: so you converting? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft looks to the left and to the right... and then makes sure no one's looking and whispers I'm considering it T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mekonis: I HEARD THAT T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr nods. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr: good luck T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr: personally my wife would kill me T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr winks suggestively. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: pfft we all know the wife's a cover story! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: You're in Rome now BOAH T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr: heh a cover story with a contract and a gun... T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belgahr shivers uncomfortably. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: ugh what the fuck is wrong with me that I love her so much T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kusanagi: who? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Damnit what's wrong with women?! Why do they want me to lick their ass?!:( T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: here on aard? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: yes here too T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: I'm assuming he's talking about ft2 goal, heard it's difficult. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: can't have fun cybering when that happens T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: But never knew it was THAT bad... T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber is looking at ^_^Young Yahmillay and panting lustily... What the hell does he see in a 400lb, 50-year old trucker from Duluth, named Bubba, that's all that sexy? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: what T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: there are no women on the interwebz... they're a myth (no connection to help gqbot) T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: there's power in breasts T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: if you have your own, just know they might be stared at:P T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magog: heal T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magog: whoops T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: fai T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Magog: whoops T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: cursing heal! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so fat that her farts are in stereo! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: yo momma so ugly, her tits are in mono! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: oooooooo burn! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so fat! Hakuna Matata T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay ducks defensively. T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: hakuna yo-momma! it means the end of your days! T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: for the rest of your days T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: it's our probelm free T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay looks at [Outlaw] Mendaloth with a pout on his face. What is he, six? T3/r7/2018-07-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft takes out his cucumber and compares it to his carrot. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: So I used a candied flavored condom I bought from Condom-World and my ex-girlfriend was like "It's great you should taste it too!" and I said "No thanx, I'll take your word for it!" lol T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: i bought a ribbed condom and wife says it doesnt taste like rib at all T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: rofl T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: I will have sex with the first person to give me 1billion gold:P T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: damn, no takers... I guess I'm not so popular in the bedroom after all... T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Ok In your opinion... which short guy appears to be more tougher?! Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito?! T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: DeVito. He has the insane look going for him. You know he'll bite. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: what?! Look at those mafia movies with Joe Pesci again! T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Joe Pesci actually looks like the kind of italian that would enjoy torturing you:P T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: And DeVito will shoot you randomly because he was bored and he could. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: ok Which fat guy looked more serious? John Candy or John Goodman? T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: You know what you are getting with stereotypical Italian. Crazy is a random assortment of what the fuck. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: I pick John Goodman T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Looks more serious? Goodman. He had to be king. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Candy is too cherubic to play the mean guy. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: I hate this shit! Literally... I just cut the cheese hoping it'll linger far from me but Nooo it stays right around me burning my nose hairs:( T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: So a Son walks into the house to his father and says "Well dad, I finally had sex!" T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: the father says "Wow that's great to hear son, come here and sit down next to me" T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: the son then says "I can't my ass hurts!" T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: I love that joke everytime I tell it T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft quaffs a potion of racism and feels temporarily superior to everyone. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay utters the words, 'Wombat Mind'. Zuloft gains a keen understanding of .. not much at all. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: Zuloft, yo momma so ugly when you were born the doctor hunted up her trick and slapped him. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Spank, yo mamma so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton because it said the word "concentrate" T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: what you got? I grew up in the hood son T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft feels like a minority again as the potion wears off. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: Spank wads up all his white priveledge and hands it meekly over to Zuloft saying "Good luck with that!" T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: LOL T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft trades his race card for Spank's white priveledge T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: Oh, and he hands over his White Guilt too. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay hands over his black girlfriends.. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: that'll learn ya T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft hands over his black priv- I uh, mean poverty. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: What in tarnation T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: if only TF would select the race card and throw it. You'd be stunned for the whole game, not just 10 seconds T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Long Time Fiendish Long Time Fiendish Long Time Fiendish T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: - T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: GOD DAMNIT T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: FUCK WHOEVER MADE THESE STORM SHIPS OF MIGHTY FUCKERY T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: if they do that, will it still count as a miracle? T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: ya know if God Damns it T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: RaB RAH FUCKADUCK DICK SUCK WHOOPI GOLDBERG AND BARBRA STREISAND IN HOT LESBIAN ACTION WITH A RUBBER DUCKY FUCK SAUCE RIPADICK FUCKSHITPISS THIS GOD FORSAKEN RAP BATTLE FUCKSHIP T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: reafafawetioewrjasdlfjlaksrehuehaggauerwagueraguioreaoihagsfsdILLKILLYOUMOTHERFUCKERruiterhuidsafaafuaufhafahdkjfhafuyweuqagyiueoyrquorehdafhksfhaiuureiwytq T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Negotiator Townsend: mother fucking shit T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Confidence Boost : Restore the confidence of a pussy-whiped victim. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse pees intently at ^_^Young Yahmillay. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Thats quite a trick T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay gasps as he realizes what Quiet as a Mowse did. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: You know, I been thinking about going gay instead of worrying about a wife or kids to love. The girl I fell so deeply for turned out to be into girls later on. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Why got gay when you can go fae T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: go* T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: wouldn't you just turn guys straight then? T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: I turn girls straight and guys gay. 8)) T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: it's a shame because I learned so much stuff about how to please a woman but none of them want to treat me right T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: What's so complicated about women? T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Too subtle T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: instead of all the red tape and bullshit, give me a straight fucking answer. T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: stop batting your eyelashes and wiggling your butt and use your big girl words and say you want me T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Straight answer: your booty is not round enough :u T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: idk T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: I just want love c: T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: so I can show you the full power and rhythm of my blackness T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: So you can show the full power and rhythm of your cock T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: why yes, Mowse. Yes. That T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Data from star trek - what does his peen look like T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: These are the questions worth asking T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: I don't know, but I can show you what mine looks like if you want T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Please d T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Please do T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: holy tits T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: 3========D T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Looks like some shitty text characters T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: each equal sign is an inch T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Gross T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fertain: fake news T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Mine is like 23 inches T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: the one I bought is 9. I have to practice for when I turn gay T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: and I can't have one smaller than mine T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Every guy on the internet says they have nine inches ffs T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: I don't have nine T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: I have eight T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Or eight T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: well I don't know what to tell you. I said I'd show you but I didn't say I'd send a pic. I gave a diagram T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Oh, damn :'( T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: I promised a pic so brb sending it T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: I have 10 inches so I look like a poorly built elephant T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: What makes you think you deserve it!? What have you done for me to make me even -consider- showing you my goods!? T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gint: etf gtfo T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: and now a word from our local funeral home: T3/r7/2018-07-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442042780496429059/472573339454537768/65a1a39.png T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft watches the girl on his phone twerking with disinterest. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Fuckin' Motherfucker. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Motherfuckers ain't gonna be happy until I finally snap and do some mortal kombat shit to them huh? T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: had a blast on friday,the alcohol,the women,the music,the women,the weed,the women,the car i drove,the women,the food,the women...it was awesome. did i mentiom the women? T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: you T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: you, Captain Planet! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: are T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) After Zuloft's stupid remark, Libel Liber baps him upside the head; he DID deserve it. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) After Zuloft's stupid remark, Adronicus baps him upside the head; he DID deserve it. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: why we hitting him? T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: just join in on the fun T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: punchbag mob T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jidian: man, you guys are just beating poor Zuloft up :P T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jidian: lol Liber T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: They're jealous because they know I'm gonna get married to the best waifu in the game T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jidian: haha, who is that now? :p T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber searches in vain for an eligible female, overly suspicious that any candidate is actually a 400lb, 50-year old trucker from Duluth named Bubba. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: whose the best girl on aard T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: sorry let me rephrase:whose the best 'girl' on aard? T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Oh... they'll blap you if they find out T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: who's T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: It's Noro of course, they're obviously the best pick T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: even though they hate my guts. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: so, the best wife in the game would be a sugar momma... T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber nods. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: yeah,thats why i keep trying to encourage tier9 females to divorce their spouses and come to me T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: ey, when you know where the gettin's good you gotta go with it T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: a t9 can hold a wand 90 levels above, you can't beat that! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: so,any woman here? T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: wait,let me do it like in chat rooms T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: 23,m,single,sexy: looking for females T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli raises his hand. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: add me in flist so we can chat hun:) T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli looks at Adronicus and scuffs his foot sheepishly on the ground. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: hey! you male! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft looks at the aztec male who is probably a female T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli: Yes, yes I am T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: people who have this channel off are sexually frustrated people T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: I'm sexually frustrated right now, but when my girl gets back after her vacation I won't be T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: and hey, there's always HellMOO T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus peers intently at Oquichtini Ometotchtli. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oquichtini Ometotchtli turns cowlike eyes on you, chews his cud, and moos plaintively. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: I'm looking through my window at my cousin's flat...seems like he forgot this one of his gfs T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so fat that she wears nothing but a big diaper and does fortune-telling! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: burn! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus: yahm,when are you friending me? T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: My apologies! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: A jet black staff pulses with energy. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: A Two handed staff lies here. T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: this game is vulgar T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma so ugly that it's unfortunate!:( T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: burn! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Launchpad - for all your flying needs T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Use him at your own risk, he's never landed a plane without crashing T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: but the rates are -great- T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Negotiator Townsend: this now really pissing me off,fucking mother fucker T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Negotiator Townsend: fucking shit T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Negotiator Townsend: fuck T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: No! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: No means no! You can't force me! T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wulfenstein: Two guns up hoe T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: BUTTS HECK T3/r7/2018-07-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: I need tp for my bunghole!! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma is like a full tire, two cocks and she's ready to blow! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: your momma has a glass eye with a fish in it T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Ooooo burn! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: That was more of a splash. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma has a wooden leg with a termite in it! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: your momma was an extra on the simpsons T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Long Time Fiendish: your momma has a pegleg with a kickstand T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Yo momma is a bodyguard for Gilbert Godfrey! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: wort T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: oopse T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Pretitles are like the Cyber vagina to your cyber cock and you want yer cock to be happy right?! Add a pretitle to yourself people!;) T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Adronicus peers around himself intently. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: Stock market is raping me and it hasn't even been 30 minutes of trading T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: No dinner tonight fellas T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: You have sent <*><|Twin's Lube|><*> to Dashj at a cost of 200 gold. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: More lube! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa: i only bought one!!! oh yeah.. critical words need to be added: fucker T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj falls down laughing. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: G'damn rank4 titan greaves look so good my dick almost got hard on them!:( T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Penis and vagina! PUT'EM TOGETTA! That is all! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel stuffs a penis into Yahmillay's mangina. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: wtf?! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel beams with pride. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel collapses as ^_^Young Yahmillay dick-hammers the life out of her! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Shit, Fuck! FUCK SHIT! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Helperful Cheezburger: I fuck pieces of shit like you for breakfast. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay gasps as he realizes what Helperful Cheezburger did. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Poo fornicate. Fornicate poo. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an orangatang, an orgy at the zoo! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: pants to the ground, pants to the ground... Looking like a fool with yer pants to the ground! T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: Buggar feces. Feces Buggar. T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: any nymphos here? T3/r7/2018-07-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: Nope, none T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Crimzon Tjopped so wildly that he covered Gilduran in hot, white, sticky fluid! T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: hey khadaji T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Hi T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: check this out T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Crimzon just popped out Gilduran's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Gilduran's ears? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: roflmao?? omfg how T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: skullfuck T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: that's brutal T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: nod T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Emile Khadaji just popped out Crimzon's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Crimzon's ears? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: ROFL T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji faps. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji faps, but louder. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji faps so much, she drenches Crimzon with love juice! T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon lays Emile Khadaji down, gives her a whipped cream bikini, and slowly begins to lick at it.. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: woah T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: whipcream T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon can be seen at the top of a clock tower. What's he up to? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon aims the crosshairs..Emile Khadaji collapses in a pool of blood. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon raises his hand in a fluid motion and pretends he's shooting a gun. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *ka-chik* You turn, to see Crimzon holding his shotgun with an innocent expression. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: is this socials flood, along with 'lol's, 'omfg's and 'roflmaos's, some kind of twisted mating ritual? the foulmouthed boy and the giggling girl... T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: giggling girl? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: if vodka was water and i was a duck, i'd swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodkas not water, and im not a duck. so pass the damn bottle and shut the fuck up T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Week 52 of no sex: I spit on the banana before I eat it. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: but did you swallow it whole? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: You can't go down while resting. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: preach it, game. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: but i can dig a deeper hole where you are resting T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Emile Khadaji just popped out Zuloft's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Zuloft's ears? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: i knew khadaji was a man! T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Yeah, because I think that social is awesome. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: right! That's exactly what I was thinkin T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Not like it's possible to skull fuck you with a dildo. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: I know Deepstar was a sexist woman! T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: uhuh T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: It's far more plausible to skullfuck somebody with a dildo. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: and the white stuff? explain the white stuff T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft brands Emile Khadaji as a heretic and a witch, and demands a shrubbery! T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: dildos can be full of white stuff T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: defend yourself all you want T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: I'm not defending myself? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: ain't no comin back from that one T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: I'm helping you become an adult. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: we saw no dildo T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: Nope! You're some dude from the basement now. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar nods at Zuloft. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: tits or gtfo T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: I win either way. I get two less people pestering me. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: So think whatever. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: I think someone's upset we found out their victoria's secret T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: i think you've been waiting far too long to say that T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: i don't pester married people T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: hey,i have never hit on u T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: Audra? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: what about Audra? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji points at Deepstar screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: the woman who gets all your sexist comments? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft: I think I hit on Emile... omg I have to take a long cold shower now. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: You'll never be as cool as Jim Carrey. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: relt? you like dwelling on the past,explains why you progress slow T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Zuloft and Deepstar are down with the syndrome. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Leave relt alone. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: what sindrome? Down Sindrome? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: yeah. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: syndrome* T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: that was the joke, rel T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zuloft is cristopher columbus' great great great great grandnephew because he just unexpectedly discovered that Emile Khadaji is in fact... THE MAN T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: relt keeps mentioning an argument i had with a friend last month and he was only getting half the conversation and yet he speaks about it like he witnessed it all,stop being such a high-school girl man T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Deep, aren't you in HS in RL? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: i am even done with college T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Do I make you randy bay beh? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: that explains his infatuation with the CrAzy quickling... before she married mowse T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emile Khadaji: Who are we even talking about? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: relt you dwell on people's businesses like a school girl T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: I have no clue anymore T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: pleiades? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: mind your own business T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar drops the mic. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I've got a huge purple worm for you, kyrrosk T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: keep your dick in your pants T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: If it's purple, though, you may want to have that looked at. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I don't have a dick you weirdo T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: ok see a doctor then noegel that aint normal T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel noddles in total agreement at RoqueWarrior. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: If it's purple, don't wait, call an ambulance and go to the ER/A&E T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: purple might be cause it was played with to much T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Taeryn: Russian who has been getting his skin tattooed black to hide his cancer had his genitals removed because they didn't look good. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Then go see a doctor and then go see a prostitute. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: What's this about my huge purple worm? Who told you about that? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: hey man prostitutes are clean T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: I know. I live where they're legal. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: they very honest too T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Legal ones, yes. You probably wont' have anything worth losing their job over taking. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: unlike them hood rats that drink your alcohol and when they drunk...*poof* T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: they shit on you when drunk? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar starts to wave his magic wand. Uh oh, what is he up to? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Pytlak: Most places they'll just steal eerything not nailed down if you're drunk. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deepstar: i wonder how they keep in shape. gym membership? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: put point of getting one is to nail her down and kick her out not become house mates T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: roquewarrior you have failed me for the last time... Again T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) RoqueWarrior: im sorry:( T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Donjcha just love it when your street friends visit and then after ya kick them out there's still a lit fully loaded blunt sitting in the ash-tray? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Looks For Someone To Pass It To. T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Negotiator Townsend: fuck T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: no! T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) ^_^Young Yahmillay: Ya can't make me!:( T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Negotiator Townsend: fucked sideways T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GutterMind Morgase: sorry, not my type T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: possible ive done it T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: possible ive done it T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: hey whats up cum bubbles T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: RUDE T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: sorry! i keant twat waffles for the girls T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: that better? T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quiet as a Mowse: No, I'm a fake internet girl T3/r7/2018-07-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: ok cum bubble