T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orochi God Haioasi: questor,please stop being an Asshole in 2019,thank you. T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: Disreguard last prayer Questor. T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: Fuck... would that be mine or yours.... :/ T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orochi God Haioasi: no double exp for you! T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: Ill make my own damn double... T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orochi God Haioasi: exactly why you should get laid,you should release tension. T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rockwell: sir i will never give up these wizard powers T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orochi God Haioasi: oh,you won't lose them. You will improve them T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Your mommy put my peepee in her mouth and forced me to call it "Vitamin D":"( T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I usually call it "Terry Bradshaw" T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadow of Ichor reminds you that there is nothing wrong with sucking a little cock, it's the big ones that will gag you. T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orochi God Haioasi goes, "Heh." T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: WHATS IN THA BOOOOOOOXXX? WHATS IN THE GODDAMN BOX!! T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: storage wars! T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: Dick in a box? T3/r7/2019-01-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dahlfyn: great song T3/r7/2019-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dahlfyn: this is fuckin ridiculous, no freakin barbarian flag bearer, how am i supposed to find the damn skulls of the hordes T3/r7/2019-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: Show me the WhoreFax T3/r7/2019-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: sotura T3/r7/2019-01-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Orochi God Haioasi: Haioasi T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael is shit-talking (Hooligan) Yahmillay! OH NO THEY DIDN'T! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra :p T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You hear Khadaji's Mowse-like noises coming from your flist again. T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: pouty little shit for president T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I hate when my penis acts like it's not going to work for me but pulls through at the last second because then I be thinkin "I'm fine, fuck am I thinkin erectile disfunction for?!" T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse pees intently at (Hooligan) Yahmillay. T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Hmm... The urine is clean and isn't strong, meaning 1 thing.. VIRGIN!! c'mere lady:P T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'm pretty sure that just means I'm well hydrate T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: hydrated T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: she's a witch! T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: No, I'm a venomist T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: oh hey me too T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: We don't even have the witch subclass anymore T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: yall need to back the fuck off and stfu while the women balance out mens destructive history T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I dunno, I can be pretty destructive T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: damn... I heard dat T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: your dick aint shit without respect, and homesty T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: My penis is a hot delivery like dominos pizza! T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: bottle that shit, i dont need a man but that stuff is good T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: https://youtu.be/LnzYG0ZkrXg T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'm not a fan of dominos, sorry T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: people say fuck corrupt people, im like nah, that'd be a waste of my skills T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: ok im gonna stop before i mischan T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse starts to giggle to herself like a little girl. T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Women! If we lived without them, We'd be too tired to eat:P T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay ducks defensively. T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: go to chef school, clean up after yourself, and learn that animals are sentient, AND theyre more intelligent than humans....call me when yer done T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: and pull up your pants T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: damn... T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: next asscrack i see gets an icecube dropped in it T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay pulls his pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!' T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: oh! theres the potato i lost! :D T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: hey people of the male persuasion, party all night? have a ball! and when you wake up the next day? clean the floor in front of the toilet...you missed T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I agree, Us guys need to clean the bathroom, you ladies need to clean ovens or something like that:P T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Warning: All crunchy stains are not edible! T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: honestly im about to collapse, this last shift has been big T3/r7/2019-01-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: go pelosi T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: repl Damnit! Stop looking at me like that, I don't think that way! Why the hell would I put a spitball in a condom on someone's doorstep like that guy?! T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: FUCK!! T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: mischan, sorry T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Well I smoked my last blunt of weed... Gonna detox for month or 3 to bring my tolerance back down so that my high will be boosted all over again... T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: best results come from quitting for a month... And it feels so rewarding later too T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: Doing sober January myself. It is not that fun. But imagine that sweet sweet green a month from now. T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay enthusiastically high-fives Ryshad! T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Skull thanks you for your reach around. T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: that's not crazy T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I snicker at your mom T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: that's crazy... T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rothwynn: and she snickers at you T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Well I snicker at your mom because in chess I can defeat her in 11 moves;) T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: weird flex T3/r7/2019-01-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda rolls his eyes, disgusted. T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'll impregnate your sister! Don't force me to do it because when you disobey me I thrust inside her virgina with anger!;) T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay does it to your sister! T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shellfishie gasps as she realizes what (Hooligan) Yahmillay did. T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: It's just a strategy to strike fear in my enemies:P T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: they made a toilet paper named after Chuck Norris once but it wouldn't wipe the ass clean!;( T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Yo momma so fat that her secret power is butter! T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2019-01-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay's shifty eyes dart back and forth. T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaury: fuck youuuuuu T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber looks smugly at Gaury and screams, "NO U!11 Gaury!!" in his most classy voice, You are gripped by an urge to join in. T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coquette Kaylie: milk T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coquette Kaylie: milk T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Coquette Kaylie: milk T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael lifts one of his breasts to his own mouth and sucks hard, you can hear him moan. T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilhuicatl: jesus, thats one hell of a social T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse blinks innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: oh for holy fuck twats sake, 5 god damn kicks into the fucking upright T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: mother fucker mother fucker mother fucker mother fucker mother fucker mother fucker T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: flickering T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: did they score a home run T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fucking shit kicker on the bears T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilhuicatl: poor bears T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ilhuicatl: what a shit game T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: well, shouldn't have been needed, since the rets fucked them on that reception on the 5 T3/r7/2019-01-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brainario: 5 times this year he hit the goal posts this season T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: I have 200 million, and I'm looking for a "date" for Friday... T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse blinks innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: was not ""appropriate"" to put that in barter... T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Yo momma so old that in history class, Everyone copies her diary! T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: wor T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: mis T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: ok google, siri says yer a ho! T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: damn, trying to vorpal the nix is taking forever. T3/r7/2019-01-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: fuck the nix. T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: boss phrases every request "do you want to do x work?" fuckin ask me to do it instead of asking if I want to. obviously i don't want to do any of this shit. T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: "do you want to send her an email to say the package was delivered" vs "send her an email to say the package was delivered", christ one of these days I'm just going to have to tell her I dont want to do it and then I'll get in trouble because it's a pretty sassy reply T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: couldn't you just tell her it bothers you? T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: yes. lol that would be the best solution l T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I canno understand ya when you speak africano! I'm american! Speak englessh! T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: fuck! T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: mischan, sorry T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emilee: f that escobar guy T3/r7/2019-01-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: My banana is so big that it has it's own company! HAVE YOUR BANANA PEOPLE CALL MY BANANA PEOPLE AND WE'LL DO LUNCH! T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: ft actually you call someone Mr.Bitch if they act mean towards you while their skirt is on lol T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: FUCK! T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: mischan, sorry T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda yawns at (Hooligan) Yahmillay. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda rolls his eyes, disgusted. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: Oh look everyone! Another fake mischan! T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: It gets funnier every time! T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I said I'm sorry, Sheesh! T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: everyone is ready to throw me under the bus for a mistake T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: It wasn't a mistake. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: It was deliberate, as always. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I failed Mavis Beacon courses T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: LOL T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: 45 percent accuracy for 95 words per minute T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: And 100% accuracy for "mischans" to curse channel. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: t this fuckin Yahmillay guy and his fake mischans, jeez. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: OOPS. MISCHAN. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'm lucky it lands there... I don't wanna be in trouble.. You people are so cruel! YA big Meanies! T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda chuckles politely. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: As a player once said to me when one of my mischans landed on gossip by accident of course... "Vwee av vways of making you stop!" T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fuck off myth T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fuck off myth T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth laffs at KnightLord Throxx. T3/r7/2019-01-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth seems to be loving Mael's welcome to North Korea. T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: there's only 1 flaw with my weed dealers and that is: They have a closing time and ya can't get anymore weed till they open lol T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: flip ,i am high:) T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: try again with more cursing T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: i am fucking high:) T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: better...6/10 T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: another joint seems like a good idea. come back and pop ~500qps T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: It's too dark to see because yo momma so fat! T3/r7/2019-01-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Am I a fuckin Wino now?! I'm actually drinkin red wine in the morning... T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: What do you do when you discover that your foot odor and weed smell funkin up the room?! T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Get high and spray fabreeze if yer in no hurry to soak re-wash your feet:P T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mique: beat your little brother or sister up T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: damn my feet are strong T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay tears a phonebook in half with his BARE TOES! T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: well T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: well. what do i do? T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: and thanks f9r 5he lesson T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: this is the curse channel. politeness must be shat upon, and dont forget at least one FUCK per sentence... T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: who the fuck cares. T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: /) T3/r7/2019-01-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec crosses his arms and nods slowly and sagely to Jameson. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: sunday today... the girl's we got laid with last night are now singing in the choir and making people happy T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: girls* T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: I saw the joint, Mary Jane. You're probably high as shit! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: get her!!! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: what a narc T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: HOLY SHIT I JUST ATE MY EX'S WEED BROWNIE AND I AM FUCKIN STUCK high for God only knows how long! lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Never trust your ex1 T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: ! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Unless the sex was great T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belthazor: Are you okay? lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: God I feel so terrible for people who are scared of sex... Sex is a true luxury for those of us who wanna do it better than last time every time:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Belthazor falls down laughing. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I wish I dated a hypochondriac that would jump when I hump at her before sex:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: i wish i dated a girl that knows that she shouldn't wear underwear when i am in town T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I got freaks that love the sting saying stuff to me like "Whatchya got, big guy?! Anything like last time?!" T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: rofl anrubar T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay rolls on the floor laughing at Anrubar's antics! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: and mine sound too brave:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: My talk-time forces many decent female characters on facebook to try and come out and visit me to see if they can catch me when I'm hard in my pants.. It's better than Craig's list when you become familiar to a nice number of people on facebook... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: if she wears underwear while you live in the same house,you should break up with her. she clearly isn't the 'always-ready' type. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Once a guy a friended on facebook introduced me to a female relative of his to get closer to me and figured it wouldn't work because I'm different from the guys she's into but guess what?! I got her and now she text me seldomly telling me to call her and I just do what I feel like for once like I've always wanted so I feel a little like a king amongst other men sometimes when things like this happen!;) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: a guy I friended rather T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: some girl said she would settle for me because i am mostly starring at my screen gaming or reading a book. meanwhile ,i only have 3 more girls to go and i have completed my street T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: If I ever hit celeb status with my personality I am then selling my sperm to females with cool fundamentals and O.C.D T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: if i become rich and famous...i will probably fake my death like 2pac and aard. his somewhere here or on WoW T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Damn You can actually go through your own area to get ladies?! How is that?! I've always wondered what that's like. Seriously, No Joking! Tell me!:D T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I live I see the forest for it's trees if you'll pardon my say and so Nothing too special to finess in my area T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: where I live rather T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: my area isn't too bad when it comes to looks and most of the girls here are part animals,so yeah....the last 3 are the church girls:/ T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: it's not nice dating in your area ...anytime she can pop up and ruin your gq win T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: But It's only luck... So far with me and the ladies... If it was all skill.. I'd make a real love connection here on aard too:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: and gossip moves around quickly. i complimented the girl that works at the grocer and boom! a few minutes later i got hit with a sandwich T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Oooo! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse blinks innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: someone's thinking of you! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Mowse! Make me a sandwich! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: watch this... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse pats (Hooligan) Yahmillay on his head. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: See T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I have no charm on aard women:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: i can't charm with text. my smile looks like all the other smiles:) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: and television ruined us online gamers. we always pictured as that dude with a beard in his moms basement who hasn't bathed in 10 years and still has last weeks pizza on his table T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: we humans too:( we work out,we have sex and we have sex...come on! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Nah tv didn't do it.. THe people who can actually use a computer in their basement did:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: those people really exist? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: they're called "Celler dwellers":P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I wish I had charm with the women! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: ah! night elves T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: You do, You could have had Khadaji but you probably figured at the time that Dexx is a better catch... Dunno what stopped you! Dexx is for sex!:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: i thought she was khadaji's alt T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I need real world charm with the ladies please :P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Well put on a cowboy hat and boots with spurs!;) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I seem to only have charm with the ones who might stab me to death T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: greet,smile,make joke,compliment,ask for name,compliment and make joke on name,introduce yourself and initiate convo T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce stands around, waiting to be charmed. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Don't forget the hat and boots T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: c 'charm person' elyce T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: there,now go home T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: ladies love seeing worn male apperel T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: Do you believe in magic? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I wear enough flannel to pass as a lumberjack, does that count? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: yes i do! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: sure does count! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse goes, "Whee!" T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: ever went to a club and went back home wondering how you have managed to overspend? and you can only remember the first 2 beers T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: now that's magic T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: yep T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: Actually I think that's chemistry T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I've also woke up with all my money and thought "What the hell did I do different?!" T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse is using pick-up lines on herself again. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: Yahmillay,that's when you meet a sugar mama:) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I love sugar mommas T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I prefer them over cashcows... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina: MU WIN T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: they will go to heaven for this one important fact: Their handbags actually have money in them and are not just for fashion T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: once I had a sugar momma buying me pelle clothes and fresh pumas for my feet.. You know almost everyone hated me for this right?:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar shrugs helplessly. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: let them hate:) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: My friend keeps telling me I should get a sugar momma T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: You should.. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: get a sugar daddy? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: that too T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: She female she can have both T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: gonna be alotta money comin in T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I really don't want either T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: 'strategies' like that are good if you have social anxiety and have a hard time talking to people, but you really shouldn't make your interactions formulaic like that. women are just people, and they want to be treated like people. l T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: such a weird convo, you guys lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: LMAO, logic, here? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: i have made a huge mistake lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: Ryshad you obviously haven't met much women. you will meet girls that want money before you know her name. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Ok everyone bow down while I place my cock back in my boxers since it mistakenly stabbed out the pee-hole... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: so you need my formula! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: you also get the 'pretty hut always moody'...they the easiest T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Thanks for sharing, Yahmillay T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse screams in agony as she is bludgeoned by (Hooligan) Yahmillay's 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse rips (Hooligan) Yahmillay's strap-on off her crotch, proving they're a WOMAN! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: but* T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: what sort of women are you talking to? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ryshad: just talk, then listen, then respond, then listen. its called a conversation, people have them T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar goes, "Heh." T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seductress Reina: fuck you T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: butts T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: uhoh T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Well I'm flabbergasted T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: the bad girls Ryshad,the bad girls. All men want the bad girls T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Aard females and curse words do not mix.... It's like going into the cookie jar when yer not suppose to sometimes:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: then when we older we settle for the good ones:) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: some women already left their screens going to interrogate their husbands. 'Honey? did you just decide to settle for me because Alicia was to expensive for ya?' T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I love curse channel.... I completely missed the double after spelling up for it... May as well quest now lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: hold on... double still up T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel grinds Yahmillay into a delicious bread spread. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse bounces around. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Ooooh T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar charges up a blast and aims it at Failurette Noegel! Run T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel hands Mowse a slice. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Thanks, love <3 T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: only the best for a Mowse T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse looks at Failurette Noegel and swoons in ecstasy. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: euwww,even the cannibalistic tribes didn't go that far T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: the tribes had no vision T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: They were just pussies T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel comforts Anrubar. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Man, now I'm all hungry T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: i hit so hard sometimes i gotta type 'affects' to see if someone spelled me up but than i would realise it's just me T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar flexes and proclaims that warriors just plain rule! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra tucks a lock of hair behind one elegant pointed ear...Who could resist such charm!? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: you're kidding anrubar T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: challenge me and die! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: i don't PvP. i pvm:) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel tries to laugh evilly but starts choking. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: no point in trying really since some people started in the late 90s T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Oh oh! I wanna fight someone!!! Ahahahahahehehehe! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I started in 2013 for two months and came back in 2016 for a year T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I recently returned T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i noticed :) hows it going? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I started On yo momma and came back from behind like a true aard thief!:P T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Fight me, Syka! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I wanna fight Mowse T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Oh nooo! Anyone but Mowse! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka cowers in a corner, terrified that Khadaji's Mowse will come after her. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar sighs. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: we can fight naked T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: CAT FIGHT ON CURSE CHAN! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Don't make me send my stuffies after you!!! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel lives in fear of Crazy Girl Syka. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: some deaths though... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: INFO: Faenwyth has been killed by a flower pot. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: if he was in Amazon hunters would be sent after a flower pot... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra blinks innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Flower pots are deadly, yo. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra peers intently at Anrubar. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Plants vs Zombies taught me that. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: okay,okay. if he was in emerald,knights would be sent after a flower pot T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: geez,Amazon people are ...so Amazony and all T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: they fighting over whose going on top btw T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar claps at Crazy Girl Syka's performance. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Syka said she was gonna stuff me and add me to her collection! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: thats why standing up sex is better, nobody on top T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: What if someone is taller? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Then they would be T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Now i really wanna add people to the collection!!! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka hums a familiar tune. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: steps T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Only those that are stuffie like though! Yup yup! Ahahahahehehehehe! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Am I one of those? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Could be! The world will never know! Ahahahahahehehehehehe! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I'm the best stuffie due to my cute and non creepy eyes T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: that's post stuffing... My living eyes are basically like the portal to hell T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: I'm a bit shocked however, that people would wanna become stuffies! Like holly molly! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I was always told that being a Syka stuffie was the highest honor T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Yeah, I wanna be one T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Maybe one day when i have what i would need, i'll turn whoever wishes into a stuffie to be added to my collection! Ahahahahehehehehe! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel lives in fear. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Yo momma is an amazing sex symbol... I mean She even said once "The bush is back!" I already knew her vagina had an arousing look to it before she said that lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel grows a mighty bush for Yahmillay. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: in fact... It's known as the rainforest T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar peers intently at Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar prods (Hooligan) Yahmillay into action! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: before she changes her mind! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: wtb 2 rounds of cyber,pst T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: don't worry i won't expose you as a freak:) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Da Beast Icecool: I heard KoopaTroopa will just lie there and take it...but he charged 250M gold per tick! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: my marijuana dealer should learn how to knock. someday i may just throw my cat at him T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Weed dealers competing for my attention can be some evil bastards too I got a Jar on the eye till my ex dropped me some money and this guy gets hype talkin about "After tomorrow you owe me ten dollars instead" so I bring the money early since my women know I'm serious with money too and this asswipe says "Ya didn't really have to pay and here's dime on me!" T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'm confused after how the dealer explained himself lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: test is this how I use the curse channel T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Like hell it is not! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Use some bad words! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: poop heck T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: LMAO. So I can use both the F word and the C word here without getting in trouble? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: fancy cat? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Yes you can! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: h*ck T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: language! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: well you won't get in trouble here, but if your parents look over your shoulder.... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: h*ck h*ck h*ck T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: fuckin horse shit T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: like this. Fuck cunt. Not too far with the cursing? Some people REALLY hate "cunt". I've cursed in other games and been told "fuck" is fine but I shouldn't use "cunt" because it's a "gendered slur", lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: Also, normal rules about personal attacks etc appply. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: horse fuckin shit T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Yeah I would assume that. Thank you. I assume racist slurs are against the rules too but I could be wrong (and I wouldn't wanna use them anyway) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Is this a popular channel by the way? Haha T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: nah T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Oh, out of curiosity, how long you guys been playing Aardwolf? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: Birth Date : [ 11 Jul 2008 ] T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: 18 years or so T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Mostly not on this character T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Nice. Been addicted all that time or left and returned a few times? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: longer than some people have been alive -- like a few months T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Very on and off, and I wasn't social on any character before this T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: gone and back again for me T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: do you think being social on here adds to the addiction? T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Definitely T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: The friends are a big extra reason to log on T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Addiction?!?!?! My addiction is odd! Yup yup! Ahahahahehehehehe! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse slides her tongue over Crazy Girl Syka's body... T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: goodnight emily. Yay for another day indeed. I am looking forward to tomorrow too. But forgive me if I am sleeping from staying up all night so you hear from me later tomorrow haha T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: whoops lol wrong channel T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: oh well nothing confidental haha T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: tell emily we said hi T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: she most definitely wouldn't mind lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: I told her, haha T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: My addiction is collecting stuffed animals, toys, and dollies on here! Yup yup! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka spanks Khadaji's Mowse playfully. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: that's a thing? :O T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Syka is the plushie queen T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: so is this channel just for cursing or also for erotic stuff lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: If your me, then yes, yes it is! Yup yup! Ahahahehehehehe! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Ever seen The Land Before Time? When you are like "yup yup" it reminds me of Ducky's "yep yep" lol T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: For the most part MichaelEvie, yeah T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Or just random conversations I guess T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Call me Evie or even E if that's easier :) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Please :) T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: And Evie, i think everyone has seen those movies! And your not the first to say such about me and my choice of words! T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka hops around like a little kid. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: That's cool that I'm not the first T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: consider the fact that I have two male and female first names the fact that I'm gender neutral. But I have to pick a gender on this game anyhow so I just went with my biollogical sex haha T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: I like being Evie, tho. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: Anyhoo ... gonna turn off this channel now so I can focus on my basic training some more. Laters. T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nohh: glhf T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MichaelEvie: in fact I'll log out and make a new character to play solo with. I'm keeping this one to play with Emily and I don't wanna go too far ahead T3/r7/2019-01-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse waves goodbye to MichaelEvie. T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel peers around herself intently. T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i need a logo T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: like dog taking a shit T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: or the puke emoji T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: when do they enforce martial law? T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Scarface never lied... Never get high off your own supply... I swear these weed dealers are fryin their brains or somethin.. I went for 5 dollars worth of weed and asked for change from 10... And instead I get my money back in ones and 5 dollars worth of weed... These guys are young they're not senior citizens wtf lol T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i was young once, gave it all away T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse tosses (Hooligan) Yahmillay up in the air, he loves it! T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: the dealers have my cellphone number too.. They could have called anytime and haven't It's crazy, I bet the mistake is so embarassing that they just hope no one nearby noticed heh T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'm smokin the weed but I'll hold the money till a later time just incase the dealers call T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: You should have seen the suspense in my face when I noticed this guy actually counting my change pass 5 dollars lol T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: If I said "Gimmie 5" at that wrong time I'd earn the "BIGGEST DAMN MOUTH" award for talkin too fuckin much lol T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Only time I ever gave money like that is when I was drunk as a young adult T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Now I don't drink like that lol T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Know what... I'm gonna make this my last blunt of weed for awhile... LIfe is strange when it looks like it's gettin good and I don't wanna be caught off guard by some counter-measure I should have acknowledged ahead of time after foreseen... T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'll still use the weed socials, if that's ok with you people here at aard;) T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Looks For Someone To Pass It To. T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look At (Hooligan) Yahmillay Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod! T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i'm offended T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To Mael!! T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Mael, Didn't you use to be a vampire?! What happen?! What made you change?! T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Even though dealers I'm gettin weed from are not too far from fire-arms.... I'm doin what I do like they heard and or may have seen my martial-arts potential as a white-belt in grapple and are just glad they know me like I'm glad I know them but I don't wanna go too far with this and see I don't even brag about my ability outside because I need it for emergency... T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Have you ever been to the twilight zone on weed?! ((?0_0)) T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: i've been to the drive through T3/r7/2019-01-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: woah T3/r7/2019-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hudsonhawk: dammit i dropped the key trying to be nice and the dam thing crumbled T3/r7/2019-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: i drop keys and some one is under the impression you gotta have it in your inv to work T3/r7/2019-01-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Remembering to quit weed is hard when you can sometimes get that herb for fuckin free.. It's friggin sweet! yeh! T3/r7/2019-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: pimping out aard prostitutes pst,3tp per 15 minutes T3/r7/2019-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anrubar: sold T3/r7/2019-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: fuck T3/r7/2019-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: You can't make me!:( T3/r7/2019-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: can too dog food T3/r7/2019-01-16.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: i made it home Yahmillay, now nobody gets my stuff T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: so there's centaur milk in donations... T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i heard its good for ya :D T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: wife wanted to know if it qualifies as half and half T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: goat milk basically T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: think I will upload aardwolf gameplay videos to pornhub as my new hobby T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: seriously though...i am fucking stressed right now T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: here...one sec T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: feels good to swear and vent a little lol T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i have learned the art of exhaling as i repeat my mantra its not worth the fucks your giving T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: http://www.drcordes.com/blog/2014/11/24/easy-grounding-exercises-to-calm-the-nervous-system T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: wish i could get my son to do that right now. when we find a medication that works I'll be able to teach him techniques like that. T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: kids learn by osmosis with moms T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: ADHD sucks ass T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: and adhd is what they tell us kids have, when all they have is being a kid :) T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: it exists. its just not as common as the number of diagnosis they toss out T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: causes...electrical sensitivity, need to be heard, boredom, need time in nature T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: all but the electrical sensitivity are easy, the ES there are some remedies but every kid has their thing that works T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: stones like quartz, jasper, obsidian, rhodochrosite T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: one friend, her son got a small square of chainmail and he holds it and it changes his whole world for the better T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: well my son did enjoy letting off steam helping me banish earlier by ringing the bell lol T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: after about a half hour i talked him down enough to do a little sensory therapy too. He has a special blanket for that. T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: thanks for the advice T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: cheers T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i will have to try different stones and textured items like the chain mail T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: the heaviness of it will help too T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: really appreciate the help and support T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: sometimes i just let em fly...overload of energy...depends on the kid too, sometimes sitting in a big chair with their favorite book works, they come around T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: today was a day i could not let him fly which is why it was such a hard day T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: got court tomorrow against this dumb bastard of a slumlord lol T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: seems to be a wave, mines drunk, and when i fix something he says im experimenting on him like hes stupid... T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: suffice it to say with all my evidence, the fact i have a good lawyer, and the fact my slumlord works for housing code enforcement...its gonna be a win. T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: moving outside soon....cleaner and alot more peaceful T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: he could not even follow proper eviction procedure T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: awesome ty for catching him T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: nice! T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i am moving out to arizona in a few months. T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: yikes T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: lol T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i do legal battles with crooked cps people T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i am used to the heat T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: yikes politick's lol i call em T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: just gotta stay out of it or be acclimated like me T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i catch em in action, kinda like you caught yr landlord T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: I cannot say I support CPS T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: and do phone support, so parents can process somewhere besides in court...cps pulls shit T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: maybe one percent of the time when they actually do their "job" T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: blooming cactus are beautiful T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: midwest is least likely to steal kids for profit, tx cali and az were the worst but its sort of spread out now T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: im in the midwest, and learned about aloe, if you dont water it, it creates water T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: they take advantage of people who do not know their rights most of the time T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: yep :) you rock T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i kicked out a tennant when i was subletting and they called cps T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i was arrested for playing in the rain in 07, lost all my rights T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: they started by asking my wife her medical history i told them the conversation would be terminated if they asked one more question like that T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: then they asked me to sign a pledge i said sure no problem lol T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: good for you! :D smart daddy <3 i wish i had known they were being crooked....but now i can spot em a mile away T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: so shes writing it up and i said sorry cant sign it T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: wording makes me uncomfortable T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i started writing "under duress" on everything they gave me T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i dont do drugs the statement i will continue to stay sober might imply that i am admitting to doing drugs and i cant sign it T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: got her fired T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: looking back, i should have taken my sharpie, and wrote the story from the beginning, across all their forms with a page number at the top T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: then after a few times of proving the claims bogus without violating my rights they had me sign a paper. they stay away and i wont sue T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: never sign anything thats for sure T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: i swear to god they pissed on the corner of my "random" test...tiny pink corner...i asked whats that?? they said oh thats nothing for you to worry about T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: problem is when they get you just a little in their trap T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: exactly! those contracts are like a tug of war T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i would rather sign with satan T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: LA MACHINE!!! T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: well if he was the literal embodiment of the abrahamic depiction lol T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: more like the dictates of kafka T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: https://emmasmith.org/KnowYourFamilyRightsHandbook.htm T3/r7/2019-01-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i find lawyers are always good to make friends with hehe T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fucking shit fuck do i hate Nenukon, peice of fuck shit ass fuck shit fuck ass T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: said like a true huntless player T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: well, when the usual hunted mob, is the target, goys T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: oh dear god T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: and the gaardian hunt mob listed, is not where it shoudl be T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: and the other one listed, too me to Pit of Monuhi, im trying to get to the small cave T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?! T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: A Dick-tator:P T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: hah hah dick tater T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse wiggles her eyebrows and grins wryly. T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: so ready for 5pm so i can fuckin leave work. aaahh my brain is scrambled T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hi T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: fuck! T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: any crusaders packs left? T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: brothers shitty. just heard something bout fighting me T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hacking the shit out of both phonea T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: incoming T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: fuck ticktock. the app that is T3/r7/2019-01-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: im like a popsickle. not to be confused as a icecycle. i melt in your mouth and still taste good when you blowme T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i just realized! T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: im an attention whore T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: tha ks aardwolf T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i love it so much i make people quit tiktoc T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: oh for fucks sake, Bastion and Eagle Champion in the same CP, and thier eachothers hunt targets, super sweet T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: all i wanna do is sear all day long T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fuck fuckity fuck fuck T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: you can't make me!:( T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: i havent been fucked like that since grade school T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Why is it some ladies ask the important questions at the last second or damndest times?! E.G before sex first time WITH YOU she may say (Well, you don't have anything, do you?) T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i am more concerned about the girl that gave me a bj but asks me if i washed my hands when i come out the toilet T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: rofl T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i should ask her if she has washed her mouth before kissing her family members:p T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I feel so awful when I see that going on with some family's of ladies I had sex with T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i feel awful when she kisses orphans T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Yo momma so ugly that you have to track her down and protect her because she looks like an indangered species! T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay ducks defensively. T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: so hey baby. what that mouth do T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: tempting me to speak my evil thoughts..... T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: muhahahaha T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: shit please do T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: =) T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: i`m no mechanic T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: but i have mastered the art of the rim T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse wiggles her eyebrows and grins wryly. T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: hehe T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: hilarious T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: women walk up to a man and point at their mouth and ask,"this seat taken?" T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: =) T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Goodness T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: that moment when you realize that even though you eat in the kitchen, your bedsheets smell like supper. T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: fish and bacon cause this. T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oak Tender Arnica: Might as well eat in bed, like me lol T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan goes 'Nom nom nom' to Oak Tender Arnica. Now you're hungry too. T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: did you pull out? T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fucking fuckyity fuckign fucks T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: thats right keep going T3/r7/2019-01-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: until you have no fucks left to give T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: thanks for visitkng jameson's meat market. where you can beat the prices but you cant bewt your meat T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: lol theres a restaurant here with that for a motto T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: hate drunk people T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: that includes me =( T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: oh...ok...hate my roomate T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: nod T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: drunkass harrassment specialist T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: quest sitting for 106k qps T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sukasa: that a slam at me bruh? T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: nah,it's what i am doing T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: 'why don't you cp level?' ...why doesn't your momma cp level? T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear OverMax has been here just a second ago. You wonder where he went ... T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra pounces on OverMax, pinning him to the ground. T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Smiling, OverMax greets Zarra warmly. T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra giggles. T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: hey sweetheart,how you doing?:) T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: im alive :) cant ask for more :) T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: how about you? T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i am feeling great:) T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: this zalch character... T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: what's wrong with Zalch . He be spamming loqui clanhall T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I guess I'm old... Some females outside just laughed at me when I told them I have lambp-skin condom I'd like to try on them... T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: lamb-skin rather T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jameson: zalch song was bitch cam3 back. its a lyric. T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: h*ck T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: You ever roll a weedie blunt so nice that someone after seeing what you made, buys it from you?! That's what happened to me 15mins ago while I was afk.. Fastest 20 dollars I ever made... T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: If there's more people like him from where their from... Then I'm opening a factory where I made nice weedie blunts all day everyday:P T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: made = make T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: weedies breakfast of champions T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: what kind of weed is it? so expensive T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: blue dream T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: new kind of breed of weed where the high creeps up on you.. T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: well "creeper" is normally just laced T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: ock....some bud creeps without lace T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: some. only the real expensive like endo T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Help me out for Valentines fellas and ladies, I don't want my gals to think I'm losing my touch! You give me hints but I tell ya what my todo list has down so far... T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: tell your boss you need sex for better performance, just one day off is ok T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: one day off T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'm pulling out Ranch and Blue cheese dressing and serving that with my penis to the mouth of my hawt chix0rs.. WHat do ya think?! I know it's so expensive but hey! I think I should pull out all stops for my ladies;) T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: if i were the boss i would say do it at your desk! T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: ick yahm...thats like the friend who was eating a mouthfull of cornchips and overcome by the desire to run across the room n kiss me at the same time T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: ick T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: lol T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse acks! T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Well flowers and chocolates won't work.. They'll think I'm losing my touch if I tried to offer that... Most likely what they'll do is tell me how terribe the candy taste as I've also heard from them about their ex-bfs and then they'll tell me when the flowers died:P T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: buy organic chocolate bars T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: and a plant, flowers die T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: or do like my buddy's brother and teach your dog to poop in womens shoes, that way you get your thrill and they dont return T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Ya shoulda saw me when I had the bed bugs.. I was going nuts... T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: ok ew... T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I kept blaming every lady that visited:P T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: even they were going crazy T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I was like "WOMAN YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE NOW TAKE THEM WITH YOU!!" T3/r7/2019-01-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: GODDAMNIT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Every time an elevator has music in it.. Your gf SUCKS MY COCK! T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: lol T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: why the fuck yall so quiet? T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: because I haven't fucked since May 22, 2018 and I need to get with my gf for that. T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Woah when you finally get sex you're gonna destroy them!:P T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: visit your nearest brothel. it's the new thing,even politicians do it T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Caressa: better treat her like a person...not just a wet mess T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax looks at Caressa and goes "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: is there anything you wanna share with us? T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: With my lady, I'm her fire and I make her go down like a candle!;) T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i still have to find the 'one' but three seems so much better a T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: at the moment* T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: everybody is so convened Ashley (my gal) is useing me I keep telling them she's prob scared because she's prob used to being in abusive relationships T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i just told each one that they are a sidechick,see no conflict rises when the other one calls T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: 'you are disgusting'...i know:) T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax peers intently at Braber. T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Omg man... I never let my ladies know about each other because I know they would hate that... So they all feel equally loved;) T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: it's interesting how friends in one's life always becomes spokespersons for someone's penis T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: Yahmillay,i only tell them they sidechicks so it's easier to expand myself across many women T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Saintly) Ohm: ah. a generous man T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: my friends be like 'she's using you'...it's my penis goddammit T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Well damn... Women where you're at are more like equal opportunists... T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: women where I live will cheat the moment they feel like another women is invading:P T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: another woman rather T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: if she twerk in bed buy her a Mercedes T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: if she is beautiful without make up,marry her T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: let me come up with an idea and watch people slam it down because i am not illuminati/Freemason T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: wouldn't it be awesome to have a 'spy' mob that sends you a tell when a certain someone enters an area. or the interrogate skill also let's the mob tell you who was in the area in the last 15 minutes and how many mobs they killed T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: but what does the number next to the player name mean on notes? T3/r7/2019-01-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: mis T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Brynla: fuuuuuck having a massive anxiety attack at work T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax takes a cigarette from his pack and offers one to Brynla. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To Brynla!! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax just loaded Brynla a personal bong load. That lucky bastard. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax tosses a bottle of beer at Brynla ... let's just hope she'll catch it! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Holding out a shot of tequila, OverMax asks Brynla to join his posse. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: so many 69s on my desc...guess i know what's the main position tonight:) T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: questor ,lets talk about you being am asshole... sometimes T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amya: I am always an asshole T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: ah! so you like it from behind. never met someone who publicly announces that T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: You must hang out with a lot of prudes. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin nods. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax peers intently at Khadaji's Mowse. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: there's actually an expression for that kind of public anouncement T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: listen,i love sex...i even abandoned my religion for it T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin sits down and thinks deeply. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Is it time to hold up the "Sodomy is not a crime" banner?! I've been waiting for this day a while. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: 'you will burn in hell'...its better than burning with lust T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: what kind of a religion needs to be abandoned for sex? T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: All ways are okay so long as both involved are okay with it! Yup yup! Ahahahehehehehe! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amya: How did this turn into sex...I just said I am an asshole. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse comforts Amya. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: the 3 major religions? T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: you must go to the wrong church :) T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: and we love you for that Amya:) T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: sometimes i feel like slender,sometimes i feel like chubby...see,can't have that lifestyle while in church T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: My church has a designated orgy pit. It's not so much a church as it is...perhaps a re-enactment of "120 of Sodom." T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: so it's not "sex" that was actually frowned upon, but the number of parteners. that might make sense, even though I still don't see what the church has to say about that T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: okay,now you are in the wrong church. anyways, glad to know there's another who prefers it from behind T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: except if you need a chubby IN the church T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: the church basically says keep your penis between you and your wife... that's like asking me to eat the same food everyday T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Fun fact, fruit and inanimate objects are not forbidden in that context. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: So stuff your pillow cushions! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: Faenwyth,please do not become president T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: well, murica's favorite social is pgrab, so a pillow-humper has no fuckin' chance T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: Meanwhile they planning world war 3... T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: pgrab? T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spicy! OverMax is grabbing Anjin by the pussy! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spicy! Anjin is grabbing OverMax by the pussy! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: thats the spirit T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Yall having fun there? T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: politickin T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: thats the holy grail:) T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: gotta be a go grabber T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: wanna join Mowse? T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Nah, I'm good. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Spicy! Anjin is grabbing Khadaji's Mowse by the pussy! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse and Anjin, sittin' in a tree, v-o-r-pal-i-n-g! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: already satisfied for the day? alright than T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i just scrolled back up and noticed someone has been waiting for people to wave 'sodomy is not a crime' banner T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse waves a large rainbow sign reading "2QT2BSTR8 !!" T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka smacks Khadaji's Mowse out of her boots with a sign reading "2QT2BSTR8 !!" T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse smacks Crazy Girl Syka out of her boots with a sign reading "2QT2BSTR8 !!" T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka is really crazy now! She cackles at herself. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka rapidly nods twice at Khadaji's Mowse, in complete agreement. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: while y'all ladies are ...preparing yourselves. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: awkward foreplay but what ever works for yall T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Don't fucking judge. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka grins evilly at OverMax. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka shackles OverMax against the wall, grinning in anticipation. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse sweeps Crazy Girl Syka almost off her feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax makes such a wonderful pet for Crazy Girl Syka, doesn't he? Matching leash and collar and all. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Belatedly, yes. We need to wave the banner. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax quivers as Crazy Girl Syka pulls a collar gently around his neck and locks it on securely. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka is really crazy now! She cackles at herself. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka runs over to Khadaji's Mowse and gives her a sweet HUGGLE! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax pats Faenwyth on his head. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: If need be i'll turn him into a stuffie! yup yup1 T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: 8innocent T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: a stuffie...a stuffie...hmmmmm T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: You're going to stuff him from behind? T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse blinks innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I heard he likes that. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i blame that banner T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Who said from behind?!?! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka grins to herself. You must wonder what's on her mind. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin waves a large bright green sign reading "NO FAPPING !!" T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax faps, but louder. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka SMACKS OverMax upside the head. You wonder what he did. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: things sound weird to me sometimes. spear of odin,eruption,hammerswing,absorb... T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: or is it only me? T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: And how does TEMPEST not get added to that?!?! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka looks around and whistles innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax collapses as Anjin dick-hammers the life out of him! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i don't think it fits in bed T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: I'm just saying that i picture sorcerers with dildos in icefall T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: true, but they're light sensitive dildos! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There goes Mael again... this time he's comparing his penis to a sword! HAH! a dagger at best. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: Dagger BS if its under 3.5 inches its not even considered a concealed weapon T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: lets not even go into thieves and coming in from behind T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i totally support fake boobs and fake butts. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: ...wait for it T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: MAGA. you should support fake hair. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: interesting. Our famous artist isn't aarding today T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: the bigger your butt the more your albums sell. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka blinks innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: ask Nicki Minaj and Beyonce...than ask Miley Cyrus T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: I know Serena Williams can't sing but i am willing to buy her albums T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: oh,snap. i am suppose to be a priest.i meant to say that they are mighty talented women:) now have a blessed day T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse whips it out and begins preparing it. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael takes Khadaji's Mowse in his mouth, now you see it, now you don't. WOW! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka drools all over herself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: cool trick mael! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: You wish. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Oops!...OverMax did it again. He played with your heart, got lost in the game. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: okay...there's a Britney social? weird T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka slaps Warsnail Anaristos. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: ACK! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka runs and hides! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin smirks. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax pats Love Wars on her head. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka: Just offer ther snail innfinite friendship....everything will be okay! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crazy Girl Syka whimpers at herself. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Uzumaki Anaristos T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: sac warsnail T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: mis! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I wanna read that uzumaki thingy again now. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: gang bang! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear Khadaji's Mowse has been here just a second ago. You wonder where she went ... T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax comforts Mael. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael snickers softly. T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Yo momma wears army boots! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2019-01-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay ducks defensively. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: hi friends:) T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: ffs...okay. . Good Fucking afternoon friends:) T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: damn,the whole mud got me on ignore. probably because i tattooed my name on my ex-gfs butt T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: so My girl contacted me monday just asking me if I was busy i said yes, and her only response was 'k' I'm not sure what she wants and I'm nervous AF T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: is this your first gf? T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: yes she is. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: well...woman are complicated. too such an extent that they cannot define themselves T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: she is a bit needy and I can understand that she may have just wanted to spend some time together T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: 'k' from a woman could mean a million things T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: understandable. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piratess Adra: Oh please T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: probably meant 'not ok at all!' T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: most likely T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: or 'it's okay'... T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax walks around in the room, looking very confused. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: yeah, those are the two most likely meanings T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i mean even Sherlock Holmes can't figure out women T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piratess Adra: you shouldn't have just brushed her off, you should have asked what she needed, even if you were busy...that's just rude to any gender T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: you got a 50/50 chance! T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: well, 49/49 T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: she brushed him off T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: she must have thought you were too busy for a full sentence T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: I should have thought of that, I didn think of that at the time because I had so many things going on that day T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: well,she shouldn't be so dramatic about it T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: ikr! T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: because now we trying to figure out this 'k' T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piratess Adra: oh c'mon, how is not responding when someone says they are busy being dramatic? T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: I'll tell you what she was dramatic about, when we first meet she was chasing after me like a horny school girl. =P T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: she knew it would cause confusion T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piratess Adra: seems to me that you're causing the confusion :p T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: woman are confusion T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: Arda, I'm just an allright confused person T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piratess Adra: none of this will matter in the grand scheme anyway T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: despite that I can still play the panio and organ. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth queues up the Herzog music and narrative voice-over. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Piratess Adra: Not touchin' that one :p T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i do steing and vocals :) T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: see 'k' is a very powerful letter T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber sighs I mean the church organ. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: I recommend dating guys if women are too complicated :) T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i do smoking and drinking T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: +strings T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Deal. I'll do the nihilist ramblings. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bollfrug: 0_o What's this curse channel? Fascinating... T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: good lord, haven't they prosectued enough priests to stop them playing the church organ yet? T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: nah,woman talk straight when they drunk:) T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: you can swear here fuck titties damnit T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: wanna see what that looks like at 70 Overmax? T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: sure T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: "And so, even though it felt like the most important thing ever. Some day, your family will die. Their pain will be your pain. But that too shall float away, like the inevitable fate of the butterfly ripped from its cocoon." T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Now cut to a picture of a sad-looking tree. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: it'd take a few minutes to upload pics...70 yo veteran i work for house T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: what the hell? T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: ...a tree with a rainbow over it? Perhaps? :P T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: its gross T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: err...'k':) T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: when ever I see a rainbow the only thing I can think of is 'imagenation' T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Rainbows aren't existential! Damnit. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bollfrug: I'll have to come back, but for now, I'll be working on my cp. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: They'll probably still be around after humanity has faded into entropy T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: If that's better :P T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: The fate of the rainbow - to be a symbol of hope for so many, but to be meaningless if not observed. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth narrates all over this shit! T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: Intangible as well T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: symbol of hope? a reminder of disaster for some people T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Damn. Someone give me a clove cigarette. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: And a bottle of fortified wine. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: the story of Noah/Ziusudra/no-a/gilmesh... T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: If anything that should be encouragement to invest in cataclysm-avoidance science T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: interesting it appears in so many religions anyways... T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: I think several thousand years is enough to stop greiving a near-extinction event and start working towards preventing another T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: you, earth, sky, no book can tell you how you relate T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: yeah,sure. let's all fight against the will of nature T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: like nukes to blow apart the moon. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar runs over to The Lady Elyce and gives her a sweet HUGGLE! T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i will be damned if wd have anothdf armageddon T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i agree T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: But... Bruce Willis... T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: stop that crimzon...be a solution T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar fluffles Crimzon's fur mercilessly. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: they have been predicting it for the past 100 years now. we were suppose to die even yesterday on the blood moon T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) The Lady Elyce: OverMax, Do you believe entropy is innate to nature itself? T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: no they have been predicting a wave of light T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: the bad guys twisted it T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: what ever exists is from nature. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: which bad guys? the pope? T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: I usally like to keep religon out of my gaming life, but I think most religions I know that mine sort of says that no one can predict when the world will end. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: both china and mayan calendars peedict light waves, we are NOW fully in aquarius which is time of light and healing waves T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: the Rump is simply some darkness we have to ruffle off our feathers T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: I think i may agree with that... T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Braber: I also agree with that. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: alcohol,a wonderful gift from nature. weed too! T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax exclaims "just ONE more quest, then bedtime!" Ya, suure. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax comforts Sotura. T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax hits Mael's nose with a newspaper, "Bad Mael, Bad!!" T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: well there goes xbox T3/r7/2019-01-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: throw it on the ground, you cant trust that system :p T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: rofl,i failed a level 1 quest because i forgot to type 'quest complete' T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Azurite: happens to the best of us T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: "please check the thermostat in my office. It says off but the temp is at 74 degrees." uhh if you want it to fucking do something dont have it off.. Using a thermostat is like Adult 101 shit. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Atzauatzin Mitsuda: "It says off but..." *DELETES TICKET* T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Inix: It's not functioning while in the "OFF"icial mode. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mosher: lol T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: just fuck and fuck the attitudes of its my damn zone fuck you for not being t9 thats all i vented and fuck an A learn some fucking courtesy to other fucking ppl T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: cant get to t9 if the t9s dont leave us lower tiers shit to kill no come in the 15 room zone see a person there and clear the zone in 3 minutes nice fucking botting T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Yo momma so stupid that she thinks birth control is 100 percent effective against S-T-Ds lol T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: damn! 2 quests failed! geez.. on level 1. okay,let me explain. see,i don't use a quest bot and sometimes while i am at work i forget to complete it or do it. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: you can change your name but you cant change your personality... *comfort yahmillay* T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax flirts with Love Wars, hmmm wonder what he wants? *wink* T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) There is a moment of silence as Love Wars tells OverMax to fuck off and die. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: spoil me with eq love T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Love Wars just popped out OverMax's eyeball and is now skullfucking him! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from OverMax's ears? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: is hunter a nice class? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: No. Hunter sucks no one should ever go hunter. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Oh I have changed... And now I have a nearly full set of epics on;) T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: I think a more obvious question is ... "how does a female skullfuck anything?" T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval screams in agony as he is bludgeoned by Love Wars' 8=L=E=G=O=D=I=C=K=D! T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax nods at Silver Von Ruval. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: a strap on? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: with legos of course T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: a lego strap on? dang.. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: So the white stuff is.... Lube? why be so nice as to use lube? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: its mayo thats dripped. I was eating a sandwich at the time T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: because shes in the cupid class T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: AH.. now it makes sense T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: Love arrows... I like the sound of that T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax says, 'Love Warschu! I choose you!!' T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax starts hurling golf balls at people for some reason! Ow! You got hit! T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax makes hundreds of magical colors with a wave of his hands. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax has sworn his undying loyalty to the Immortals of Aardwolf. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax waves a large bright pink sign reading "MARRY ME !!" T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: hey! someone is messing around with my ...plugin T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: maybe it's the way your plugin is dressed? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: love arrows? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax goes 'Awwwww!' at Love Wars. How precious! T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: Net Worth : 32,606 T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: rich as fuck:) T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: try not to buy up all of aardmud with that... Or Lasher is gonna be angry you have so much gold:P T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: I honestly have that much gold. i typed 'buy ticket all' and forgot i didn't deposit T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: and quest sitting seems like the worst way for gold and qps now that i look at my progress and rankings T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: maybe a full level 1 set and then gq level. thay may improve life to some extent T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: anyone interesting in buying my kidney? i want to quit my job and aard T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: i'll give you 15 shekels T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: does the kidney pass the smell test? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Love Wars: no but it passes the taste test T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xiucozcatl: will is pass the pepsi challenge ? T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: hmmm...i don't need this finger. now to make an 'accident' at work T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: fine, fine, i'll take a pair of kidneys T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: higher chance for brewing potions with multiple spells too T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: mis T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: people who can't level properly use hammerswing and people with short temper go for bypass,people who like it from behind use backstab. People who hate losing use archery,people who enjoy benefiting from opk /hardcore but don't wanna die go avenger. people who like doing big damage and taking in big damage go for mage.. T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: point is,only clerics will go to heaven T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Hmm. You could swear OverMax has been here just a second ago. You wonder where he went ... T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: enter trishaw has aggressive mobs btw T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: mis T3/r7/2019-01-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: false advertising ,nuke him T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: lets talk about ...woman:) T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: women* T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things, and the bad things, that may be? T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: I hope that song is now stuck in someone else's head. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i wanna smoke what this guy smokes! T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax enthusiastically high-fives Faenwyth! T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: clannies shouldn't be able to kill setwant clan mates T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: +1 T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [Outlaw] Mendaloth: That idea is dead. Help di-cl T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: now,that's just fucked up T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i setwant you and than your babysitter pks you? wtf T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: ...moving on... T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: i don't think the imms would want me to become an enchanter. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xorani: why is that, OverMax? T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: because it would be false advertising...'Overmax' doesn't exist on eq and yet people believe it. you get absomax though T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: the imms don't care about gear advertising T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: the don't? okay! lets rock T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax enterprises will open in june 2020,stay tuned! T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: certainly not about some obvious troll char T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: but i am a shadow? T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: troll wouldn't work with cleric T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax is probably acting stupid. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: Mael? define 'Troll'? T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: are you trying to say i am smelly? T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax goes, "Hmmmm." T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax hits Mael with some Sweet Chin Music! T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tee-hee! You see OverMax trying to trick Mael into recalling. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: stendarr shut up T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: everytime i come in for a quest his crying T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I hate when a female tries to tell me what to do while they won't make me breakfast or lunch! I said "Hey, nice diet lady, now I'm goin to Lincoln's Chicken & Burger!":P After waiting for her to change her mind... Oh well..:P T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse blinks innocently. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Hey, when you ladies wanna see our muscles.. We have them for ya... I don't see what the deal is.. JUST MAKE THE MEAL! fair exchange is not robbery... T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: What if I don't wanna see muscles :0 T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: look up lindsay lohan nudes T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khonshu: no muscle there T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I don't really wanna see celebs naked T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: If my penis is hard while my chick isn't acting right, Should I just ignore her and drink robitussin without sharing?! T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Faenwyth: Robo-trippin is always the answer? T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: sometimes or once in awhile the taste of syrup comes to mind and you will have it!;) T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Thanks for the penis update T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: It's really made my day feel complete. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: am i too late for the penis convo? T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tyreens: It's never too late for wang T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: fuck quest sitting...gq level:) T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax peers intently at Love Wars. T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Fuck bitches, get money, pet cats T3/r7/2019-01-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: better dogs, cats bite T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: DAMN YOU NEW YORK CITY! Now I have Chaka Khan on the brain! T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'll quit your mom before I quit my job!;( T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: doesn't that make you responsible? T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: I'll get to your mom before I get to the point! T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foley: Ok you're just lokoing for attention now lol T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: hahahaha T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: yahmillay is the lord of terrible jokes T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foley: Schoolyard jokes lol T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: its what makes him a God T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: Foley is one of those mature adults T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Actually I'm multi-tasking during a long difficult area quest and to keep from getting tired I try to entertain you all and myself:P T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Foley: Just an adult is all. lol T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: May I please fine-tune a female's nipples while sucking the vagina?!;) T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: that moment when you realize youre not gushing blood from one nostril. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: did anyone tell you that you are awesome Nd they appreciate you today? T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Nope! T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc comforts Khadaji's Mowse. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I try to tell my friends stuff like that, but they just look at me all weird T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: ok. have a person look in your eyes for 10 seconds. if they can hold eye contact it means they either are good friends or wanna kill you! T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: dont gotta choose, man. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: =) T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Maybe they just want my hot bod T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: i dknt have to choose because everyone hates me eq7ally T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: don't worry, Crim. I think you're awesome. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Everyone hates me too! I'd high-five you, but I hate you as well <3 T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: again, I don't hate you. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *gasp* Khadaji's Mowse *lix* Crimzon! Yoo want a *lix* too :( T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: =) T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: but you need to stop being so down on yourself. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'm not T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'm just saying dumb shiz on curse T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: ok. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: who doesnt T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Crimzon just popped out Khadaji's Mowse's eyeball and is now skullfucking her! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from Khadaji's Mowse's ears? T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DEMON] Khadaji: nO!!!!! T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc has momentarily turned into Captain Tourette. "SHIT FUCK ARRR BALLSACK." T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon looks authoritative, ready to nip at those that stray. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc turns Crimzon into Captain Tourette. "WHORECUNT SHITDICK BURNITALL." Nice. T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: be back in an hour! tyats a warning !! T3/r7/2019-01-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: see ya! T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: down with corruption! down with my sidechicks panties! we want freedom! T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: vote for PantyDroppers and save your country! T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: Yo mammy so stupid that she can make an onion cry! T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: weed,aard,music...the best things in life T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: you forgot double T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: okay,but women tops the list T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sotura: double women? T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: hmmm,double women would be awesome. never had twins before T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Yo momma's so ugly... her dildo went limp. T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: yo momma's dildo is stuck in her body T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: https://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2330/whats-the-story-with-vaginal-foreign-bodies/ T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: Or for more fun, go for this one: https://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-about-gerbils/ T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OverMax: Robbo=Yahmillay T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: This chick on my phone say I gotta look good to get a dick-suck from her... THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quarana: well your dick gotta look good, anyway. T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: so whats the difference between your wife and a hooker? T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: how hard you choke them T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You see Crimzon digging in the cemetery, whistling "Chapel of Love." T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: why do women wear chokers in public T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: because it would look weird if she walked ar9und with a mans hand around her neck T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: they look weird when she tells them that T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse mews softly. T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Well FUCK ME T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KoopaTroopa perks up, something must have grabbed his attention. T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: start, I'll film it T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: It's a complaint, not a request. T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: oh T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) (Hooligan) Yahmillay: sory T3/r7/2019-01-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse pats (Hooligan) Yahmillay on his head. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: fuck em. let the dietiez sort em out T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: ok ok ok. who sent this turd here? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: damn,that dress she wore was beautiful. it would look even better on my bedroom floor T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior smiles happily. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: without the dress would be better T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: but if the dress is on the floor that means she would be naked in front of me. or what? do you fold your clothing neatly while undressing for sex? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: as someone who is ocd, yes. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: damn,that's some... robotic sex T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: I like my sex environment very sterile. She must be clean, bed must have fresh sheets, and I'm wearing protection - not only for my own safety but she doesn't know what kind of shit I have either. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: okay,you must have on awkward foreplay. protection ,yes...but folding clothing and packing them neatly before sex..damn T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tyreens: So you're saying you don't really like to have sex? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Hey, if something goes wrong or she turns out to be a dude, at least I can get my ass out of there with some nicely-pressed clothes! T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse frowns. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: everyone loves sex. i mean i would hang myself if i go a month without it T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: Cytan.. I always wondered why the robotic sex doll business was doing so well... now I understand T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Why are you following the finances of robotic sex doll businesses so closely? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tyreens: Throw a wig on one of them roombas and you're golden - clean sex all day. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Silver Von Ruval: Cause I like to make money T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior peers intently at Silver Von Ruval. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan laughs out loud at Tyreens. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: You'd hang yourself without a month? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: yes,Mowse..i would T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'd be very dead if I followed that :D T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: it's the most important thing in my life T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: It's pretty fucking great, sure T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: That's how David Carradine died. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse frowns. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: too soon? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Nah T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: i won't buy prostitutes though.no foreplay there,just bend down,hit and go T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Too pricey T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Well if there's one thing I"m going to remember today, it's that GhostWarrior won't buy prostitutes. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: they suck. In my country they suck,not sure in other countries T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Tyreens: Isn't that what you pay them to do? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse is SUCH a dork. she admits she needs to get a life! T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: she can have a conversation with her friend whilst you busy. sh T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: I don't think he means suck literally. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: If she can text with her friend while sucking hands-free, she deserves a tip GW. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Yeah, that sounds like some serious talent T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Give her a standing ovation and everything T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: you can go all out and she won't feel a thing. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Not everyone can multi-task like that. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: am i the only one dislike condum? i cant feel anything inside it T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: that's not multi tasking. That's being dead T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: maybe i m old T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: use 'Wet and wild" condoms T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: I hear HooK uses goatskin condoms. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: You don't need birth control with a face like mine :) T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: always wondered why it smells like goats in their pirate ships T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse throws back her head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: anyways. I wake up early in the morning and work out,for sex. I work T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: I work hard ,for sex* T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: it keeps me motivated:) it tops the list on my 'likes'. i even write it on my cv(as 'working out') T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: to make woman love you, bought sex cannot as great as girlfriend T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Love is nice, I assume :P T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: i have realised that 'friends with benefits' is better. I need someone that's immune to love but unrestrained to touch when she's with me. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: you never got enough of love... T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: What is love T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Eh, who cares T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: I need a Russian Orthodox Jew. Korean works too. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: love is when people dedicate themselves to each other and break each others hearts. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Yeh, I wanna try that thing T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: love is when you give up your privacy and freedom for another person. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Sounds good to me T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: in this regard muslims guys are luck, they can play with a dozen of wifes every night, T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Sounds like a bit many T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: and anyways this love thing won't work with me. I gotta have many women on my life. so it's either we practices polygamy or remain friends with benefits. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: There seems to be tons of polygamous people on dating sites T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: love is that warm feeling you get inside your tummy when you see a lightning bug shine on a cat tail swaying in the wind coming in from Lake Michigan, a mid-summer dew covering the grassy shore surrounded by a thick and curious fog. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: i want 7 wives. one for each day of the week:) T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse whimpers at Cytan. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: I've had the idea of an app for polygamists that would allow the man to track his wives. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: More wives, the more money I make. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: damn,that's a good idea. cytan,make that for me T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Yep. And then just rename it to Muslim Tracker, and Mormon Tracker, etc. Hit them all! T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Maybe a Westboro Baptist Tracker. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cytan: Amish Tracker is in the works. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: you know,last time i was in love i got some girl to tattoo my nickname just above her boob... T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: the guys in my hood will know i was there:) T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: ghost only? T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: ghost had a nice trip here T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: nah,that's not my nickname T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: she will till her next that her dead dog's name T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Perlesvaus: or her dumb hamster T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: probably remove it but i heard that's expensive T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: I miss that fine ass though. I think i should encourage her to visit me. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Boo. I suck at women T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: let's see. A trip to the restaurant,some weed,a bit of alcohol and we are set. next day we will just blame it on drugs T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: pay a prosti to train you, naked. that works T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: "I'm so sorry, i don't know what got into me. I was drunk and high". Meanwhile,she had spare clothing in her bag the whole time. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: i feel women need much more sex than men T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: they do but won't admit. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: some of them just cannot get enough, those who admit are great T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'm sure it varies quite a bit. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: dont be fooled by their appearance T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: but yeah,they need to take breaks or else their bodies start looking awkward. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: exactly the reason why our ancestors had multiple wives. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: thats because the elder son takes all, if elder daughter it will be viceverser T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) GhostWarrior: i would divide my cash equally amongst my kids and wives. i don't want people getting poisoned at my funeral. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: l T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deruznol: i would give to my only son, and he would promise to take care of the family T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: that staff meeting was too damn long... 90 minutes of NONSENSE T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse comforts Dashj. T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW, J G WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOWWW T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: fuck just fuck and fuck it and fuck them and fuck me and fuck you and just fuck thats fucking all T3/r7/2019-01-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: I didn't really get everything you said, but I think it had something to do with fuck. T3/r7/2019-01-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zarra: wtf!?!? "feels like" weather....i don't want feels like! i want the real fucking deal!!