T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DEMON] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows Zalch's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I am such a fuckin moron... I got weed today but I also bought a fresh pack of a cigar wraps when I didn't need to, my plug bought 10 fuckin boxes cheap from an exclusive club and just gave the cigars over to me like it was nothing so I don't have to ask for a cigar-wrap for a long time... T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: As a pot head I try to show that I have standards.. I know this is hard to believe but it's true! T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: Pot heads dont have standards T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Pot heads are a silly bunch T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Ok what's the difference between a "Pot-head" and a "Stoner"? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Idk, is there a difference? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I actually thought there was a difference and that one of you could explain briefly:( T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morose Milkweed: weird T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morose Milkweed: mis T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Sex is like an Aard-quest because you know what you want a set of so you save up and waste no time if you can help it:P T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: yeah T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: sex is not ok on goss? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: guess not T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: can't be not ok on this chan though i guess T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morose Milkweed: sex away T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: haha T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seifer grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: lovemaking strictly prohibited. fuck away yall! T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaury: i hooked up with a chick in the university bathroom, and one of my profs was in the next stall :S class the next day was awkwarddd T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: ok, now that we dispense with the niceties, how do i persuade a woman to let me fuck her in the ass? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seifer: alcohol T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: by leaving her MIlk and Cookie T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaury: surprise! T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dont use clearsil T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: dang you going after santa? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Worked for santa and yo momma! T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: they dont like that T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Seifer: may just depend on how much money you have T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: have you tried engineering a painful breakup with her current bf? on the rebound, shell prolly let you fuck her in a very uncomfortable place. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: hit a lick and miss. wallal you just did T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: If you want to charm a girl (woman), you go up to her and say "DAMN! I like those shoes! They look really good on you!" Then you tell them you're aware of shoes cuz you gotta go shoe shopping, and would she like to go along!" T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Morose Milkweed: What, like the back of a Volkswagen? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: wow Spank, does that work for you? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: depending on how old she is, she probably already knows if anal is something she'll do or not T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: say "Nice shoes, Wanna fuck?!" T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: Her panties are now wet with anticipation - a guy who likes SHOES and SHOPPING!!!!! T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec crosses his arms and nods slowly and sagely to Morose Milkweed. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: i ask a girl if she knows the horizontal polka T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: never really understood the anal stuff but to each their own T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pzs0aGu1fU T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: myth T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: i mean, im just curios what it woukd he like with this one chick, but i dont want to be in a committed relationship T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: just like a science project, ya kniw? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: God's Loophole!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: for chicks there is soooo much more downside to fucking T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: What's a girl's favorite bird? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: A SWALLOW! T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: the first 4 or 5 girls I had sex with were girls I met at church camp, I didn't have to worry about everyone in my town knowing about it. Never came across the anal thing. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: you must be the alpha T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I don't buy into the alpha and beta stuff T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Well this one time At band camp... Nevermind T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: thats beta as fuck, nokti T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: of the few church chicks up to bang vs the many church bros and you fucked 5 times T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: classic beta talk T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I don't think anyone would ever call me a beta to my face so T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: id do it T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: unless they like the smell of poop T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: if you say so T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: depends - are you by any chance an air-gulping fish? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: lol right T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: i guess im a beta but im rich as fuck. like the petyr baelish of betas. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: give him some meds. betcha he wouldnt shit for a week T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: people who buy into the beta and alpha nonsense are most likely insecure T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: petyr baelish was the beta of game of thrones tho T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: dom and submissive? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: but he fucked T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: like a beta T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: dominate and submissed is completely different subject I'd say T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: submissive T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: switch T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: which imms are betas? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: sexually, I have always been dominant T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan :D T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: nokti what does that mean T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: there are no beta Imms, I think even Rumour is a well known Alpha-Woman... T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: there are for dayam sure T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I guess it means I'm not submissive T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: which means what, she doesnt ride yiu? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: like, I've had some women try to get rough with me and stuff, during sex, but I just take it like I would irl, I don't get submissive T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: that would be hot but only if she was alpha femme giant boobs etc. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: there is no handcuffing me, putting something up my butt, stuff like that T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: yea thats some nerdy sht. but biting and grabbing could be hot as fuck T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: btw, at 36 i niw realize why giant boobs are so much better T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I've had a few girlfriend that like to be tied up and one that would want me to act like I was raping her, but she was nuts, didn't last long, didn't get into it myself T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: pretty big turnoff T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: after they breastfeed babies, their boobs shrink but are still nice T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: babies WRECK WRECK WRECK boobs T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: and va-jay-jay T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Robbo: And social lives T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: can always get 55he extra stitch for the V T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: to the original question, I'd say the best thing for getting laid is confidence T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: although some ladies got that snapper snappin back tho... T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: but the boobs are gone forever T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: you'd be thinkin like "Damn how is it still tight after she had those children?!" T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: confidence, hmmm T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: It's genetics too T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I never really thought I was all that attractive but I just got on tinder the other day and in night it said I had 99+ likes T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: whats tye new one not tinder T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: girl has to make first outeach T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: my bros are on the league T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: tinder is silly T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: casual fuckery is a need T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I put something like "I'm like your favorite pup: loyal, honest, somewhat mischievous, protective, and friendly, but let me loose and I'm going to get a little dirty" T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: oh i've never had this channel on until now lol T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: genius nokti, they can latch on to any part of that and get lost in your fantasy T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: must suck trying to date after college T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: yeah it's a bit harder out of college :( T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I thought so at first, but it's not so bad T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: it is a minefield of noktis ready to fuck them brains out T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: most of the women you'd really want to date are taken T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: exactly T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I messed up and married insanity when I was young T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: i married a goddess :) T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: If you like good chemistry and the females near you that have that are taken, that sucks T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I am 100% sure I was drugged and then made to believe I got someone pregnant when she was really pregnant by someone else, we were good friends and I had no desire to have sex with her T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: optimism is so fucking hot in a woman T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'm pessimistically optimistic T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and at the time I was morally against abortion and she used it against me to get me to marry her and it was just the worst decision ever T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: seriously, excise pessimism from your life and free the soul T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: so you have a baby, possibly cucked? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: cucked is when you watch someone have sex with your partner, I would never do that T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: this was someone that I think got pregnant by someone that would never be a decent father, and we looked a lot alike, so she made it look like I was the father T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: no, that is what porn says, but itvreally means raising someone elses kid bc they fucked ur cheating eomman T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: well, she was not my woman T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: umm, get a paternity test T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: it's not important T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Grizz: a cuckold is literally just a man whose woman is cheating T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I'm the only father the kid has ever known, and she never cheated on me T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: wouldnt you love him more deep down if he was ur blood? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: she was up my butt 24/7, I couldn't even go to walmart by myself T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I couldn't possibly love him more T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: is she still crazy T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: yeah T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I had to leave her T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: like, we'd go to the doctor's office and they'd say "aww your son is so cute, he looks just like his father" and then we'd get home and she'd start throwing stuff, accusing me of hitting on the nurses and a bunch of dumb stuff T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Good lord T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: if I went to walmart for 30 minutes, when I got home, I'd have to deal with her cussing me and hitting me for like an hour T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: she never felt good enough and she probably had to live in regret for what she did to get me into a marriage and always thought it would never work out, but all she had to do was be a good mom and I was cool T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: moral of story, it's usually not wise to just jump into a relationship and marry someone you haven't been with for like 2 years, some get lucky T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: people can fake who they are for a while T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: and now you are an adonis on tinder :) T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: eh tinder was just an experiment, most the women on there where I live aren't long term relationship material T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I'm a long term relationship guy, I'm not really interested in easy sex or being someone's sugar daddy T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: well on Aard, you can't find true love, but people still try T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: man, you have seriously helped me renew my perspective on my wife. thank you. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: lots of women looking for sugar daddies on tinder where I am T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: the girl I should have married, we'd still be together today, I got fucked up real bad one night and turned it all to shit T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: set up a lemonade stand with your son outside a lululemon. she will find you. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and like I said, I am pretty sure they drugged me, I have always taken my alcohol well T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: who is 'they'? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I was friends with two girls. I had like maybe 5 close guy friends and two close friends that were girls that we all hung out with but no one f'd them T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and I think the two girls like planned it all because the guy she was like in a relationship with was a pos T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and we looked a lot alike, the other guy and I T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: the two girls were older, we met them by getting weed from them T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: so they drugged you, you fucked her, then she had a baby and broke up with the pos and you married her 99ut of guilt and divorced her for the sake of sanity but love your purported son bc you are a good father? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and the girl I married was dating the dude that they got the weed from T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: yeah, that's pretty much it T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: she broke up with him the night she had sex with me, iirc T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: then the baby came like a month early at like 8.6lbs T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: This is why fapping is superior to all that shit. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: lol T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: i think simple path could be helpful here. add 9 months from that date and compare to your sons bday. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: Dr dont know how to guage or give birth lol 8.6 baby was right on time T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: lol T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: My right hand took advantage of me and left my left hand holding hundreds of my unborn children. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: 8.8.6 lb baby a month early on her go round T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: that's what I'm saying, he came like a month early T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: from that night T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: 11st one never early and big T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: I've cum a couple minutes early but I've never cum a month early. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: lol spank T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: if i laugh and choke on my pretzels im cutting you out of my will lol T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: I once new a guy who came before he got started. That's where Lonely Island got the song "Jizzed in My Pants." T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and shit gets crazier, she ended up being from chicago and I didn't know, we met in a different town that her parents were living in to get away from Chicago T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: her family in Chicago ended up being latin kings, big time, like running shit T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: and she was a spicy latina??? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: yeah she was T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: So you banged a girl in the Hispanic Mafia, and they haven't held you down and cut your nuts off and fed them to a pit bull in front of your mother? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: This tale is getting hard to believe. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: see spank, that's why it's so fucked up, and why it's like the worst decision I ever could have made T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: is it larp time in here? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: i believe him :( T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: Well, there's nothing saying they still couldn't do it. T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: it's real, the first time I met them, her family in Chicago, they went to the train station and train guys came out and started unloading trains for them, gave them like 6 motorcycles, apparently, it's better to put extra shit on the trains than to let the trains get robbed T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: do you have custody of this half black, half latino love chiod? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: The only reason they haven't is cuz you're not the real father. That kid was a month premature, but 2 weeks overdue. How did that happen/ T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: beautiful mix T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and I was like, you know, this white suburban kid that was all in Church and shit T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: damn I thought nokti was an ethnic tribal name T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: my bad T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: yiu carrying some serious catholic guiot around T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: guilt T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: no guilt i see, just a helpless confusion when chicks rape you and get pregnant and leave.... T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: we did get married by a catholic priest but I was methodist T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: god doesnt care T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I left her, but now because of her family, I don't get to have the sort of full relationship I'd get legally, with my sons T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: East Chicago is straight latin king, all in the courthouse, everything T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: they were paying her uncle, who I am like pretty sure is the guy, whatever they call it, over the entire gang, to run for mayor T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: mendocino county California is like that but its the kkk T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: good luck raising those chinchillas, im gonna sleep T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: nokti and I'm not making it up, I'm from Texas, but a lot of this stuff is in like news articles from up there T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: like her Uncle running for mayor, and then they like got the mayor that won framed for money laundering, all sorts of shit T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: no gangs in nyc where i live, just a horde of homeless T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: NYC and Chicago gangs moved to the midwest T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: that's actually untrue. there is nothing here in the midwest :p T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: https://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/lake/east-chicago/former-e-c-mayor-pabey-sentenced-to-years-in-prison/article_7124e195-be3b-5653-ab7c-abe03124c841.html T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: her Uncle is Adriane Santos, in this article T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: Minneapolis is stupid-crazy homeless, gangs moving in, sold miles to NY T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: twin cities has a homeless problem but its about on par with any other city of its size T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I think the one that ran for mayor was another Uncle, not Adrian let me see T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: there is very little gang activity there tho T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: our homeless Re mostly friendly. u can live like a kinv being homeless in manhattan. half of them have cell phones T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: king T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: Authur Santos I think T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: dont they all die in MN winters? T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: I mean having a mobile phone is one of the best investments if youre on a serious budget/homeless. you can make calls, check email, etc T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: https://www.ourcampaigns.com/CandidateDetail.html?CandidateID=218283 T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: unless you call fucking hipsters a gang activity lol T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: contrary to popular belief, homeless problems arent bad and the twin cities have had fairly mild winters these past few years T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: yeah Arthur, then Adrian is another, and they are all in the courhouse and stuff, different levels and all 5 star latin king or something T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Impurifan: i see a lot more porn than email checking fr T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I do homeless outreach where I live and homeless people almost always have a cellphone T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: cellphones really aren't that expensive, those of us who have enough to pay for one from the big names have just been convinced we need to pay way more than they are worth T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and I mean the service T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: very true T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I've a friend that was talking about her $400 at&t cellphone bill yesterday T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: that's with like 4 lines or something and 2 ipads T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I'm on comcast mobile, and I wanted to get my phone unlocked, and change providers, but if I do that, all the providers want to change 50 a month just for using your own phone, crazy T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: it's cheaper to get a new flagship phone, pay on it monthly T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: that's like 35 a month T3/r7/2019-05-01.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: who pays for thems that poop on the sidewalk? T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: is that a reference to something T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: i think the topic is the homeless? T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: is that a thing they do somewhere, poop on sidewalks? They don't do they here T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: how can people with a planet be homeless....oh right, government greed burned more than half our forests and killed all our food....i forgot T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: California travellers are notoriously ill-nehaved T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: and if they try to live in the forest, they'll kick them out T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: nah just try to log it or burn it.... T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: trump burned a good portion of the coast so far T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: the homeless here had a pretty nice place in the forest close to a park, so they were using the park restrooms and everything, and we were feeding them sundays and wednesdays, then the police got them to come brushhog all the land they were living in so they couldn't stay there any longer T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: so ... you still want to put your trust into goverment? i don't T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: it depends on who is being elected with me T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i want the bad guys to keep trying to impress me with their misdeeds....corruplimon!! gotta catch em all T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: as a society, we aren't very good at choosing decent people on election day T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: our last election came down to two people that like to party together T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: out of millions of people, the general election comes down to two people where one's husband enjoys playing golf with the other, and just a few years prior, the one she's running against stated she'd make a fantastic president T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: they did more for you guys than youll ever figure out T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: who T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: oh shit no...not the dumptruck....i thought you meant o and biden T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: biden, clinton's, trump, they are all cut from same cloth T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i glanced up and saw two guys who like to party together lol T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: only one choice then T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar starts singing "burnin down the house! T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: nokti you are an idiot . it should not matter who is elected ... everyone should have the same rights, at all times, & not expect that things will will change when some jerk has a phone and a pen T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: it's all a charade. Trump is just putting on a show. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I might be an idiot, but I don't use punctuation like one. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: blow me T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: Try making sense. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: we the people hold the strings to the puppet, but most people are undereducated when it comes to puppeteering T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: or paryying and afraid to speak up T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: partying* T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: Personally, when you have a two people, and man and wife, nearly both becoming president, and then the other choice is a billionaire, it's obvious the election isn't about fair choice. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: -a T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: it's not much different than the royalty issue we attempted to get away from when founding this country T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: thats corruption at its finest....there was a sticker of bush and clinton that said "same shit, diffetent pile" T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: im english native amd italian T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: natural spirit, royal face T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: I do think at a certain point you've made enough money. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: absolutely T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: they made around or over 17 mil stealing my inventions, songs, clothing designs art photography T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: the person that coined the term "American Dream" stated about Ford, that he either paid his workers too much or charged too much for his product, that for him to make a billion was far too much for society to pay, for him to control so many lives with his whim and word. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i hunt for snipes and make and sell festival gear T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: didn't pay his workers enough* T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: you make ford sound like disney T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: when people make so much money, and trickle down doesn't work, they are stealing that American Dream from other people T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: nokto is an idiot ... who ghot got the bucks, Ford, or the workers? heh T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: Ford is the one that made a billion in his time, it was an unreal amount of money T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I correct what I said, I meant to say he either didn't pay his workers enough or he charged too much for his product, because he made too much money, and I'm quoting someone else T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I'm quoting James Truslow Adams T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: from the same book where he coined the "American Dream" T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: and here is the absolute lie about free markets T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: free people can sell their labor as they wish T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: free people can buy or sell goods as they wish T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: "He pretends to despise money, and boasts of the high wages he pays and the cheapness of his cars, yet, either because his wages are still too low or the cars too high: he has accumulated $1,000,000,000 for himself from his plant. This would seem to be a high price for society to pay even him for his services to it, while the economic lives of some hundreds of thousands of men and women are made dependent on his whim and word.[3] T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: there is no such thing as a free market T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: wealth will always accumalate through stages, until you have no true choice on what you are able to purchase T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: there is such thing as "idiot", its name is "Nokti" T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: That is fine you think so. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: a swiss billionaire just put a bil into preserving and protecting 30% of our planet....if each of us pitched in a dollar we could do another 25% T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: I recommend Mark Twain, he already beclowned the Nokit in America T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I've read everything he's written. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i like twain T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: the bigelow paine edition? me too T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects." Mark Twain, I believe paraphrasing Herodotus, one of my favorite quotes T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] RuinedDemon: nokti jebus T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: blow me T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] RuinedDemon: you've been talking here for like hours T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] RuinedDemon: and mudd keeps saying blow me T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: It's ok T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: he is depressed T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: i am the opposite of depressed .... my father is 83 years old today .... so put that in your pipe & smoke it T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: "I am not depressed" "something irrelevant" "so hah" T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: noted T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: nokti, i hope you have a good day too T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: emote balls note up and blows it at Mudd. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: well, you can tell I am having a bad day because I'm calling you an idiot for something that pretty much no reason T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I bet you'd have trouble even explaining why you think I'm an idiot, as it's probably unrelated to anything we're even talking about now. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: emote test T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: nokti ok you are not an idiot, i apologize, can we shake hands and start over? T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I do not hold grudges my friend T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: Might be the reason why I'm an idiot, tbf T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: ok, i will think harder the next time i think about calling you an idiot T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: you could absolutely hate me to the bone, I know it, but ask me for help and I'll do what I can. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: some disagree, i am a litle under the bottle, i look forward to our next engagement T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I drink sour beer, do you hate me more or less now? T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: "hate" T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: i like the orange in blue moon T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: buy me one, love you f/e T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I feel like I'm becoming one of those fads where, like vegetarians and similar, they'll tell you what they are if given opportunity T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: all I can think about lately is what sour beer am I going to get to drink next T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: what is sour beer T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: i blame the belgians T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: i've drank 100k beers T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: It's only the original and best beer T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I drink gose T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: basically, they introduce wild yeast into it, and this gives it a sour flavor T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: gose is a style, everyone should try it T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: when beer was originally made, wild yeast was an inevitable T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: mostly drink local , as far as craft .. nothing too cool T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: gose style T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I drank budweiser and coors up until like 25 then I switched to Shiner Boch, now I'm all about the sour T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: Gose style mainly T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I don't really cary for cilantro in my beer T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: care T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: Belgium wheat beer or w/e T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: pronounced. go-say T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I've always heard it pronounced go-suh T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: maye a little z in there T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: or more like go zuh T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Modi: cool.. on the lookout T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: https://beerdogging.com/4-beers-you-are-pronouncing-incorrectly-beer-author-marty-nachel-demonstrates/ T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: gose is slighty salty and quite sour T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: gets the name from the river it is traditionally brewed from, which is salty T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: now do Optimator T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I've honestly never had a dark beer T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: is it true they can be drank warm? T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: some beers taste better warm T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: different yeasts work at different temperatures .... beers taste better at the temp they were fermented T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: the spaten is pretty good imo T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: My father told me that the beer we drink is so bad that you pretty much have to drink it ice cold. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: he drinks natty light T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: not bad advice T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: if corn or rice is on the label, keep looking T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: I'm a big fan of cognac and brandy T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: really Nokti T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: lol I whois'd you, troouble T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: oh! its a song T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Bogstar: called "fuel " T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nokti: ani difranco, I'm listening T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mudd: a comment on google js ..... fuck it T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon peers fucking around him. T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: zalch "roleplaying" a piece of shit. what a good part to play T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: FUck my miracle not workin T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: pray harder T3/r7/2019-05-02.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A Nimwit Spank: Lemon Lemon Lemon! T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheyara: heck T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daargo: GOSH DANG T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sheyara: sorry I don't know what came over me T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Hey! I wanna see your mom in a porn! T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay runs away in utter terror! T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: whats up motherfuckers T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Youn eat with that mouth? T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: eat pussy all day. It's great stuff. You should try it. T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Emilee: no thanks T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Been there done it. T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I think the convulsions are the best part. You know what I mean? Like when they completely give themselves over to the orgasm and just... do that twitchy thing they do? That's my favorite part of life. T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: ok I'm done. Let's talk about money now. T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: that's my other favorite part of life - I have more of it than you do. T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: hey kids. Dont blow up the internet while I'm away T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: anyone got leftover fireworks from the 4th? T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox blinks innocently at Happy Pill Zuloft. T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: hi T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I sadly don't have any fireworks left over from the 4th T3/r7/2019-05-03.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: hardgore pwnography. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Don't hurt me ladies, I know you're at the computer right now sitting on powerful donkeys... T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I have a donkey? T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay gives Khadaji's Mowse a nice booty smack. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I got a biiiiiiiiig ol donkey dick T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I'm just sittin' on cheap fake leather T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: You know you ladies can control us men by hypnotizing us with your wagon!;) T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: or Waggin T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: What is this a euphemism for T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: my weak chauvinism:~( T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse comforts Yahmillay. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: FUCKING MCNIGGLET RAMABONE CARTLIGE McKRAKEN! T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Legendary Gruagach: yup T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: GREGARIOUS FETHING FARTFETNEUGEN JUJUFUCK T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: don't forget to get your regular anal checkup. Your doctor will determine if you have anything stuck up your ass making you act like that. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: er *annual T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: give me all your money T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glacier: fuck no T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: Give me all your money or I'll beat your girlfriend up and fuck you. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glacier laughs out loud. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I don't even know why I'm robbing people -- I'm already rich as hell. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: lol T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: matter of fact, next time aard opens up donations, I'm donating like ten thousand dollars. T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: ...and a bentley T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: unless he'd like a lamborghini T3/r7/2019-05-04.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I'm going to buy Khadaji a lamborghini too. T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: hey motherfuckers, Who's ready to pack the fudge in my chocolate factory? T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: rofl what the shit? T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: hey baby, You know who this is already T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: going to squirt out some hershey to get the game going a bit T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka instructs you on how to hersheysquirt properly. T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: damn it this is the time of night when my mind gets the dirtiest. T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka flips a shit. T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: that's right motherfuckers, who wants to pack fudge in my chocolate factory!? T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: ...yeah... I am starting to see that my choice of homosexuality was indeed certifiable. happier than a rainbow bridge to heimdall's ass. T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: nothing wrong with being gay, but there's nothing wrong with saying something is gay either. T3/r7/2019-05-05.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: chocolate factories are overrated. T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: Oompa, Loompa, swallow my jizz. If you are cool you'll drink all my piss, you will live in happiness too, like the, other, oompa, loompa, doopatey do! T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically. T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows Cytan's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Shit, you can have it Gaury T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: new anti depression medication: Fuckitol - use as directed. T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: simpsons had that years ago T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: Old anti-depression medication lol T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: lisa was on it and it turned everyone and thing into smiley faces T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: used to have the hots for Lisa as a kid, now I'm too old for her. T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: so krusty huh T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I wonder how she stays so young - even after all these years. I MUST KNOW THE SECRET! T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka starts going mad and sounding like the villain from Fable 2. T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: "I'm sorry, I can't have you alive either" *shoots you with flintlock pistol* T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse pulls out a gun, puts it in her mouth, and blows her head off. T3/r7/2019-05-06.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: we need to go back.5o spaghetti and pop cans T3/r7/2019-05-07.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: who wants to oompa my loompa? T3/r7/2019-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I use to be like you guys when I was your age.. Young struggling to find a female that would follow a strict tradition of making her mate some food to eat.. T3/r7/2019-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: but now I'm fuckin female-neetfreaks T3/r7/2019-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Ever got your pubic-hairs clipped by your chick before you get the royal treatment?;) T3/r7/2019-05-08.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daargo: Dwight, you ignorant slut! T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: where the fuck is my glass of wine T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlayQueen Jazmine: so a sugar daddy website is being fined for promoting prostitution T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: How do yopu know of this? T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlayQueen Jazmine: radio. i just have one question? T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Tinder should be fined for raising too many people's hopes:P T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Glaine: Are they white or black guys? :) T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlayQueen Jazmine: no idea,but if you still in the color-age... T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlayQueen Jazmine: we don't look at color,we look at character. T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I'm thankful of that quality being in some people although I don't have much character in me to be proud of:( T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: character is a lie. ive seen guy that eatss alone and constantly supports dominance att work. mental health tech T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlayQueen Jazmine: and again it's not like they were being forced. i think the government had no reason to do that. T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: the "Help penis" helpfile should have at least one sentence saying "Do you wanna be king ding'o'ling or at least be back to normal in the bedroom?! Start here with us by trying one of the following: T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: All the stuff does for me is bring me back to normal and by normal I mean being "KIng Ding'o ling":P T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I have females, tapping out saying "Time out I wanna see what it looks like now, Show me your turtle-neck" All because I'm not circumcized!;) T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: They call it a "Turtle-neck" but I call it "Foreskin" because, pretty much that's what it is exactly... T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A large blue sweatdrop appears on Yahmillay's forehead. T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Sometimes my penis gets so hard that I can fuck a chick for a really long time and become overaccomplished, You can be an over-achiever too!;) T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: with the help of a little blue pill? T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: 2 inches of forged iron! T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: that too or exercising and eating right... T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: it's gotta be da shoes T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: For example... If a man last a long time naturally alotta the times it means us guys eat our wheaties(TM):P T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse just grabbed Yahmillay and yeeted him right into a wall! T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: if you can't get that cereal get whole-grain "Total(TM)" or some kind of bran-flakes T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I bet you enjoy sex after digesting that;) T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael screams in horror as he falls to the ground after being tipped by Yahmillay. T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: holy bisexual pandafuckers batman, I've discovered a new kind of chocolate! I'll call it milk and white T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daargo: Already a thing. It's called Mhite Chocolate. I own the patent. T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: Oompa, Loompa, carry him off, make sure he has no tongue to talk, he will live in happiness too, after, all the, oompa, loompa, do things to you! T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daargo: Oompa, Loompa, you surely dare not, touch me in places 'bout which we don't talk. I will show my patents to you, and the Oompa, Loompas, whom I will sue, too! T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: lol T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: you two, make out T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daargo: Don't threaten me with a good time! T3/r7/2019-05-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: You know what, we're good here. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Anjin: FML. You still have to kill * the prince (Faerie Tales II) T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: where can I find hot sex T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: steaming red hot sex T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlayQueen Jazmine: the prostitutes at the brothel T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jedhi: brothel T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: ugh, I can't seem to find the brothel! T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Jedhi: but they all most have ulgy cunts T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I can't stand an ugly cunt. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: oh wait, you said ulgy... that sounds even worse. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: whois ulgy T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: finger ulgy T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: steaming red hot sex try the inferno im sure some mob in there will fuck you good T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I didn't say red hot fuck. I said red hot sex. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I can get a hot fuck from one of my oompa loompas T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: well they are slaves after all T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I'm not talking about that, I want a sensual, steamy, seduce-the-shit-out-of-me-first, hot sex T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: fuck a gobstopper then T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: and I don't think I'll find that in a brothel, do you? T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: see what I mean? You keep saying fuck. A fuck is something I don't want or give. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: fair enough T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: you want hot steamy sex hire a hooker and rent a sauna problem solved T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: nice T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I'm stingy as hell with my fucks, it's hard to get one out of me T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: lol at curse T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: oops but idgaf either T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: just watch the movie again. Watch how I do them kids in the movie. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: which version are you T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: gene wilder T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: your one sick bastid T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) SlayQueen Jazmine: take some lube and head to the sauna with your hand. because it's pretty obvious you aint going to a brothel T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: poor violet T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: so anyone wanna invest in a new brothel in vegas we'll specialize in sauna sex T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I fucking told those motherfuckers NOT TO TOUCH the candy. But they didn't listen, and all got what was coming to them. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: veruca didnt touch the candy but valid point anyhow T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: sounds nice T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: Veruca was a bad egg. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: weird flex but okay T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: addled egg for sure T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: I like that british sound effect for when she fell down the chute. "Honk Honk" T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: that just made it funnier T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: To Wonka: Do you pack your own fudge, or do the oompa loompas pack your fudge? T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yay4Lesha! Link: i like it oompa'd ;P T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: in a way, the oompa loompas pack my fudge, but most of the process is fully automated. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: curse *rooo T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji goes ooOOooOOoo. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yay4Lesha! Link: hand made is the best! T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: hand packed or hand made T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: i didnt know hitachii made fudge packing machines T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: They're a joint collaboration between Sony and Samsung, Reaven. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wonka: remember back in the day when 'cybering' was a thing? Now it's called sexting T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji SMACKS Crimzon upside the head. You wonder what he did. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: My mommy said I'm not supposed to talk to shadow dragons. T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Good pick up line: Pardon me Ms. But may I tickle your breasts? T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Bad pick up line: Hey lady, let me smell your tittees! T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I hope we're learning here T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kazuma: that one didnt work for ya huh? T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Nope! T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: I am petitioning to have Father's Day renamed to Motherfucker Day T3/r7/2019-05-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: Motherfucker's Day* T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: hey T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I'm fucking drunk T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: nice T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: cause you wanna be or cause you need to be? T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I'm depressed today. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: damn, whats up T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: lonliness finally got to me. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: how so? T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: I've come to the realization that I can't trust women in this day and age anymore, that I'm probably not going to have kids and be a father, and I priced a few love dolls to see what my alternative might be. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Welding: just get a mail order bride if thats what youre worried about T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: why can't you trust women these days? T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: haven't you seen what they're doing to us? You can't even smile at one without it being some sort of sexual harrassment thing T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: hah, i mean, i dont entirely agree, but i see where you're coming from T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse pees around herself intently. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: its hard to get the right kind of attention, have you tried doing stuff you like and meeting someone in the moment, instead of specifically chasing after someone? T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: even if im dating someone it can be wack if we don't get along in the right ways or all the time, i dunno T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: chasing is stupid; it's ineffective and you open yourself up to being hurt. A doll is more reliable and won't really hurt you. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: but a doll is unhealthy. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: humans by nature are social beings. When you're cut off from social endeavors or events, your mental health takes a hit. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: that's why I come here. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: yup i get you man, but still, i hope you get outta the funk T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: thanks. I appreciate your validation. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes hugs Happy Pill Zuloft. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft feels his tears burn his face. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Ever want a lady so bad that you just have to let her suck you off?! I did and I let it happen too;) T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: congratulations T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daargo: I remember my first beer T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: lol T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: zo do i T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: i remember my first soda and the first time i rode in a car T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I hate fake ladies.... Especially when the fake hair looks really convincing T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: But hey, There's robot-pussy out there now, anyone can get laid... T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Now you can bust a nut on Siri or Cortona:P T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *Yay!* Go Boneless Golem!!! KnightLord Throxx cheers it on. T3/r7/2019-05-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: damnit i just broke up a generational into first gen stash oops T3/r7/2019-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: yeah, not a good idea to use the "go" command from snd when the last room was an aggro sh area T3/r7/2019-05-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Libel Liber: after remort :| T3/r7/2019-05-13.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: how fucking stupid is this dude ron burgandy pod cast on my radio instead of metal T3/r7/2019-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: anybody listening to this channel that can do so please go cycle the fucking prof hes in lowlands T3/r7/2019-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shotgun: whats wrong with lowlands T3/r7/2019-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: don't ask me. T3/r7/2019-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Madik: give me a tp and I will cycle him for you T3/r7/2019-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: FUCK THE FUCKING LAG T3/r7/2019-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: pause the dirty vids T3/r7/2019-05-14.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Daargo: Never pause the dirty vids. T3/r7/2019-05-15.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: I'm so bitter the CEO never comes into the office and calls all day long. fuck I can work from home to ya bitch T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: ginger is an anagram for... T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: Sorry, needs more curse. T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: FUCKING HALP!!!! T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: That's better. How can I halp? T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: lol T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: You need help with fucking? T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Khadaji's Mowse just popped out [DESPAIR] Khadaji's eyeball and is now skullfucking her! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from [DESPAIR] Khadaji's ears? T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) You notice Khadaji's Mowse being fingerbanged by [DESPAIR] Khadaji, then her whole arm disappears! T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji faps so much, she drenches Khadaji's Mowse with love juice! T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji rips off Khadaji's Mowse's shirt and gives her a vicious tittytwister. T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Look, there's [DESPAIR] Khadaji. What a dumb fucking cunt. T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) That stupid cunt [DESPAIR] Khadaji is posting yet another flame. When will that bitch ever learn? T3/r7/2019-05-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse puts her panties on her head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: ""where the FUCK are the dubs!!!"" T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows Nevela's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Razor is at level 69!! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse and Yahmillay, sittin' in a tree, v-o-r-pal-i-n-g! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay weakly bleeds all over the floor. T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Holy shit, Mowse is a shadow?! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Ratling was too cliche?:P T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: shadows r cool T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I want to be fuckin dangerous! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Getting my power is taking me forever:( T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Fuck Fuck Fuck! Fuckity! Fuck a fucking duck! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I wouldn't have the problems I have if I had more power! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Johnny 5 fuckin alive now! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: need more input! T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Gaelehad: knowing when to flee is more important than having lots of power T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: You ever fight like a thief but dream of doing it like a warrior?!;) T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Failed at advertising for aard, Saying I been a thief for years on Aard, sounds too much like "I been a thief for years on HArd" T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: not easy to mention aardmud in the hood T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ralvor: add wolf to the end. or be like i'm the best mofucking thief in the yaaaaaaaaard bitch. T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I actually scared people away from me because of this mistaken read when I mention Aard T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: same T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Izawa: claim aard at the rap concert for free hookers and chronic T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dannil: is Vidblain a continent made out of the stretched and flayed skin of David Blaine? T3/r7/2019-05-18.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: the nba is such bullshit. so many un-called fouls. it's why I stopped watching. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: Donald Trump: Love or hate: GO T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven looks [DESPAIR] Khadaji straight in the eyes and says, "No comment." T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: i wanted people to start going nuts :( T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: its too early in his tenure T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: im eating and i want a nice show to watch right now (Drama) T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: that deserves a sagenod but also not a sagenod at the same time T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: I've got a drama you can watch. It's called The Life Of The Taco Fiend T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: omg tacos T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: all of the taco shops in australia are owned by indians T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: lol T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yay4Lesha! Link: yea, im a taco fiend too ;P T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: mexicindian T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowgazer: feathers or dots? T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: at least you're cool, Link. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: except its not mexican because theyre using indian spices! T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowgazer: dots? T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: link im eating your family members right now T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: Beer brats! T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: Link: acknowledge T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji SMACKS Yay4Lesha! Link upside the head. You wonder what he did. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: fuck T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: sorry, were all out here T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: nod T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: FUCKIN LAG T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows KnightLord Throxx's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: and now i lay me, down to sleep... T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: WHERES MY FUCKING SEERRVVAAAANNNNTTT!!! T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: I'm here. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: what'd you need me to do? T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse perks up, something must have grabbed her attention. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Reltubydoc: Khad, you needed your servant? T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: ftalk no, When a lady acts manly we say what she has on her chest are breasticles! T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: mischan! T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: sorry! T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: battlespam T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Izawa: lols T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Breit: shit T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mannec: fuck that shit T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: fuck that shit up real good T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Breit: thanks T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fucking shit stain bot T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Kishoto: what happened? T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth: throx is a lousy loser T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth laffs at KnightLord Throxx. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: this is a fucking curse channel and we fucking curse on this fucking channel T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: I sneezed, and a bot finished the global already, per usual T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: arent you faster as assassin Myth? T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth: much faster, but i am dragging thru psi this redo T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth: i've lost a lot of gqs because of it recently T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: even the big dog gets tired of hard to get rooms i see T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth: not to lousy losers of course T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: yeah i've noticed T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon snickers softly. T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: when you in my range, im like fuck it, i'll just get teh mob qp :p T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) # Burning Myth: on the flip side, you can pk me easily, as i am fragile due to specific build that optimizes gq mob kill speed T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dannil: fuck me, my main hand weight is 1 lol T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dillon: because you fap with your other hand or what? T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dannil: when it comes to fapping im ambidexterious as fuck T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: smell that, smells like shit and botting... T3/r7/2019-05-19.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Izawa: botting smells like hot, sick farts T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowgazer: fuck T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: yep LOL T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse comforts Shadowgazer. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Shadowgazer: thats alot of bags of dicks in gonna be working on T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji crosses her arms and nods slowly and sagely to Shadowgazer. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows Huko's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: (cough) bot pussy (cough) T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: lol who T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx mocks the bot, catching up levels for more pussy botting T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: Fuck DSR. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: no, fuck YOU!! T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf chuckles politely. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) OMG! Khadaji's Mowse just popped out [DESPAIR] Khadaji's eyeball and is now skullfucking her! Hmmm... what's that white stuff leaking from [DESPAIR] Khadaji's ears? T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: Mob behind the goal will keep me from completing this gq. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: I just had to abandon a cp for the same reason. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: Just realized I made an assumption about a room that's not on the map. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Yeah, how long has that been there in dsr T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: Fuck DSR anyway. No reason, just fuck it. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: omg Sex is amazing! I WANNA DO IT AGAIN! HOW DO I DO IT AGAIN?! T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: see this finger? T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: its the middle one T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: guess where its going? T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: right up your ass T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: =) T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay flails his arms at Crimzon and yells, "Eep!" T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Niiice T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: only 1 though T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Tease T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: (cough) pussy (cough) T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Pussy can cough?! I'm staying away from it now.. Thanx for the info! T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: best stick with dick T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Staying away from that too! T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I cut my dick off a couple years ago and so that's the reason why I'm so oversexual! T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: overly sexual rather T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: (cough) gq-bots are pussies (cough) T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) A very Madwolf: You should really get that cough looked at, man. T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: smells like pussy bot again T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Nmijist: what does pussy bot smell like T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: idk, its fabled to exist, maybe a fantasy or illusion, the parable is a fiction, a fairy tale, perhaps just fairy. definatly not fact T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Breit: pets are dumb, they steal your cp kill T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: wake T3/r7/2019-05-20.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: oops hehe T3/r7/2019-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows Yay4Lesha! Link's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: cant we all just smoke abong? T3/r7/2019-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yay4Lesha! Link: already did :P T3/r7/2019-05-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Drunk'ing Abel: can't you all just blow a dong? T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Akira: bas T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Madwolf: ...tard? T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: When I fart it smells like feat. And when I take my shoes off, my feet smell like ass! I am now one of the most miserable creatures on the face of the planet now.:P T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji: the fuck T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: #smellreversal T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Sorry, making prison foods at home to eat is gonna have me smellin like this for awhile I think at least... T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji peers intently at Pleiades. T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: gosh diddly darnit T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: you said the double d word T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: oh my my, i've got the vapors T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes faints. T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: we must curb his outbursts with a lobotomy T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Is that Silent Bob? No... it can't be, it's just Reaven. T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: market search precious T3/r7/2019-05-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Rhymes: busted T3/r7/2019-05-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Zalch: I will not scream, i will not curse, i will not lose my temper....Oh fuck who the hell am i kidding?....Chef Ramsey Gordon T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Froy: disease T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse pulls out a gun, puts it in her mouth, and blows her head off. T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: dibs on the tps T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: dips on gear than T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Joke's on you, my gear is crap T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: its still some coinage tho T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: And I'm still alive anyway T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: I have really really bad aim T3/r7/2019-05-24.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: FUCK! I NEED A TEMPER! T3/r7/2019-05-25.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I wanna be a Private Dick... How can I achieve this? T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Deacon: What you goin do with one shoe lace man?? LEt me in on the secret. Floss ya ham?? T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: What school do I go to, to learn how to be a private dick?;) T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: you just need to figure out how to be private <3 T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: rofl T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: burn! T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Xantax squeals in delight as [DESPAIR] Khadaji amazes him with her cunning linguistics. T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows Xantax's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: oops T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: rofl T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft looks jealous. T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: that didn't take long. T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: crack panda T3/r7/2019-05-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Happy Pill Zuloft: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! T3/r7/2019-05-27.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Crimzon: yea if i got into it might be bad. new line T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay 's stand-up comedy moment: Women be shoppin!!! T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Cio: yikes T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay 's stand-up comedy moment: You cannot stop a woman from Shoppin!! T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ventua: what up u hronballs and wetgrrls T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox: ask yo mom T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ventua: or I got the wong womb??? T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Amarufox snuggles up to Ventua. T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: u wut T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: And can I be both T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji smacks Khadaji's Mowse out of her boots with a sign reading "u wot m8??" T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse smacks [DESPAIR] Khadaji out of her boots with a sign reading "2QT2BSTR8 !!" T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) *ka-chik* You turn, to see Ventua holding her shotgun with an innocent expression. T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ventua: I BB T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: sup bb T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ventua: got me a gut fleeing my team on CR i losing T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse wiggles her eyebrows suggestively at Ventua. T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Butts! T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji perks up, something must have grabbed her attention. T3/r7/2019-05-28.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Shh, just trying to think happy thoughs <3 T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: fucking stock market is trash, trump is a cunt T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Mael: tremendous, the biggest cunt around, ask anyone and they'll tell you T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) MittenSoda Mitsuda cackles gleefully at Mael. T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wandermoor: Night Scavengers suck the big one T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Yeah but on some real shit if you got curls too you may as well slow it down with brushes and playin in your hair a little.. Professionals do the same to undo simple tangles sometimes... T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: slow it down with the brush and play IN your hair a little rather T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: allow trusted people to play in your hair too because later that helps reduce work with styling... T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: people think I'm tryin to fuckin become a saiyan and power up to blue when all I do is wake up one-day and unbraid my fuckin hair;) T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji pulls out a gun and blows Xantax's fucking head off. T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: Yo' mama so fat, Thanos had to snap his fingers twice!!! T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: its not 100% for sure that she'd get snapped out in only 2 snaps. its a 50% chance T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: 2 50% chances doesnt = 100% chance T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: Yo' mama so fat, her belt size is Equator! T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: he mightve had to snap like 3 or 4 or 5 times. maybe more T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: rofl thats a good one T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: Yo' mama so fat, she got her nails done at Earl's Shine! T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: im just remembering them rom some 90s movie T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: Right now I'm typing with one hand on the keyboard and the other's holding my dick! Pay no attention to the man behind the squirtin! T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: Good lord T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ventua: nom nom T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse: No, bad T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ventua: help mobdeath T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Ventua: whoops T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: what the fuck T3/r7/2019-05-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Yahmillay: I'm not going down without a bite! T3/r7/2019-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: signed up for a trial of xxtra super hot cheetos T3/r7/2019-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Failurette Noegel: I'm dying T3/r7/2019-05-30.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Dashj: *vents loudly with extremely colorful language* T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: ITS RAW!!!! ITS FUCKING RAW!!!! T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: fucking gq bot T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Fat Ninja Ganesha: yeah yeah T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sivak: wtf wtf wtf T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Sivak: I cant see the chalenge messages T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Wandermoor looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" himself... T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Khadaji's Mowse gasps in astonishment. T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) KnightLord Throxx: eat a dick, hacker bot T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Diet Redcola: full T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Alcide: that was bad T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luc: what do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: a long, hard, cock T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: oh shit T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luc: a fifteen foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: rofl i was right T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) [DESPAIR] Khadaji: idk about the reach out and touch someone part T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: its an old att slogan T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Quoth the Reaven: it worked with the joke T3/r7/2019-05-31.txt.gz:{chan ch=curse}(Curse) Luc bows deeply.