T3/r7/2019-07-09.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: need a couple more for d&d 5e once a week
T3/r7/2019-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: Forsooth! I have insulted this channel! Take that, knave!
T3/r7/2019-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Luc: I do not bite my thumb at thee sir, but I do bite my thumb
T3/r7/2019-07-11.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: now you, sir, who talketh of thumb biting... why?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: man should I even go search for the Yumbo again
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: I've never heard of a Yumbo. What is it?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ruhamah: only turned this channel to ask about note 58, what is 5e?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Trurien: Dungeons and Dragons, 5th edition.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Once upon a time, in the seventies
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Ruhamah: as in, here on Aard, offline, or another platform?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: Burger king had a hot ham and cheese sandwich on its menu
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Snooky: It was called the yumbo
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: we start our adventure in the town of cape calisham.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: I roll to see if I can pick eveyones pockets
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Braun I'm describing
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I roll a dexterity saving throw, to try and prevent my pockets from being picked
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Braun rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 10.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: see this is why my note is private
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok, you can describe
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Madik: I roll to see if I can catch you trying to pick my pocket
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: this was an experiment
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: stop. She's describing
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: use the *dice <#of dice> <sides>
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Madik: when i detected it, i cast magic missile into your right eye. 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: You wake up and her rustling under your bed. "shut up!" "make me!"
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: What's my wife doing under the bed?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I get out of bed and check under it
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Braun is proof why I need another format
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Varrion: let the woman finish!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: reltubydoc roll a d20
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Reltubydoc rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 3.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: not much out of the ordinary, guys.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun comforts Reltubydoc.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: reltubydoc goes back to sleep
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Girls: we can't tell mama what we saw!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Girls 2: shut up!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: rel role a dice 20
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Reltubydoc rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 14.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: Where am I? Am I one of those girls >.>
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Braun. I'm trying to sleep.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: no it's part of my campaign I'm building
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun nods.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: more exciting than aard!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yeah. If Aard was a campaign, it wouldn't be that exciting
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Varrion: please continue you two
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: girl 1: ho ho
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: While I'm still behaving myself :P
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: girl 2 is being behind a chest
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: braun make a dex check
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Braun rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 7.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun gasps in astonishment.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Braun takes 5 points of damage from a moose head
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun is startled and yells, "Eep!"
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Braun! What's going on?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: log in next time
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: I was attacked by a horde of Meese!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc gazes down at the moose head. 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: no, that just looks like one moose head.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: but we are all half-asleep so none of us are sure
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: That's what they want you to think >.>
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: those moosen are craft creatures... They're conspiring!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: PSSSST! Varrion! Wake up!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Varrion wakes up dazed wondering why relt and braun are staring at a moose head
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc explains that Braun was hit with the moose head.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: don't worry I recruited non trolls
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: He thinks there are more of them
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: I'm certain that are more!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Varrion: looks like one moose to me
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Varrion: whos the trolls
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: well, that's what I said, but he's not having it
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: the ones hiding under the bed... they couldn't find a bridge to hide under.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: maybe the people under the bed had the moose head the whole time, and threw it at you?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun sits down and thinks deeply. 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc adds the moose head to his inventory.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel gives Braun a Hello Kitty band-aid and lollipop. Maybe you will get one next.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun agrees!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: it might take a healing spell to get that damage restored.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: I want it to be a show here
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: lame Braun is an immature imm
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: immature yes, imm no
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yeah, but what about lame?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: Not for you cupecake :P
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: rp is not cursse!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun watches as the awkward turtle swims by.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: what turtle?! I'm confused!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: The awkward turtle!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: history check 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Reltubydoc rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 1.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: yeah. Have no clue.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: you totally belive me
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: you just failed your history, so now you believe in the awkward turtle being a real historical person.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: figure*
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Varrion: rp off
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Varrion: oops
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: no. I failed history, so I have no clue about why this awkward turtle is significant 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: >:( I roll persuade...
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Dice) (Roleplay) Braun rolls 1 die with 20 sides - total dice roll is 20.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: You totally buy that the awkward turtle is a real historical figure!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: y... yeah! Awkward turtle! Woowhoo!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: whatever
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: but what did he/she/x do?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: and don't we have more important things to worry about? There's something under the bed!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: I'm trying to have
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: The awkward turtle is a demi-phantasm that swims through the air during bad poetry recitals, bad pick up line competitions, and that time at school when you farted.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: sure, the awkward turtle is a neat analogy, but what exactly does it have to do with the problem we have right now?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani: Heeeere i go steeeeelin, oh boy how i love steeeeeeaaaaaalinnnn things.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Stop right there, criminal scum! 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani: how many gwabbles for this paperclip...
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: First of all, you've violated the law. 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani spits in utter disgust!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: also, do you know of anything under the bed that might have thrown a moose head at Braun here?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc points excitedly at Braun!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: It was the meese!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani boggles at the concept.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Braun! There are no meese!  There's something under the bed that threw the head at you!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani: emote after a short moment dashes off, clearly uninterested.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun: They Mooset have done it!
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani: i nailed that
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani: just nailed it.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Lani clutches at his chest and falls over dead.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Braun hands Lani a hammer.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Inix: Howls hello.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what he did THIS time.
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: who's there?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: don't take another step forward
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok. Inix. Here's the deal. there's something under the bed, that threw a moose head at Braun. The awkward turtle is apparently a historical figure, and Lani's dead 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Inix: Oh no, how did Lani die?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Inix: Was Lani a moose?
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: no. But he was trying to steal something 
T3/r7/2019-07-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Inix humms quietly to himself.
T3/r7/2019-07-17.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Happy Pill Zuloft clomps in, his hooves pressing against the cobblestones quite noisily. "Ah, my quarry" He bounds over to Tialynia the Triton blacksmith with the grace of a horse and hugtackles her.