T3/r7/2020-09-10.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) NexWolf: lol T3/r7/2020-09-12.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) NexWolf: huh? T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: the last time I felt demons crawling on me it turned out to just be crabs T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: they needed to be removed by a qualified witch doctor T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin: Agreed T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin: Oof, this color is bad T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: help Colorset, you fool! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin: Too much work T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I had to babysit the children of a demonic friend of mine. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel sends Spirin to the moldy mango pits for his laziness. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin thanks Failurette Noegel heartily. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: rp *dbab T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc is ever plagued by the DEMON BABIES!!! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin shudders in disgust at Reltubydoc! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: now Reltubydoc has crabs as well. Unfortunately they demonized and cannot be removed except by demonic ritual T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel begins chanting and the lights go dim, the wind increases in intensity, and the turkey sandwiches increase in flavor. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Karenaghelotl, if you're still around, please come back and take the kids. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: who said cultists didn't eat well T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin: I did T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel goes, 'Nom nom nom'. What's she eating? T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: Too bad the turkey's a little dry. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin: I eat well, and im not a cultist, so it stands to reason T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel banishes Falkon to the underworld for his transgressions. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin drizzles melted cheese on himself and invites all to nibble. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: bah! I left a string tied to a tree that'll lead me right back out of here. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin: This is merely a demonstration. Do nit be scared T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: blast! Foiled again, as usual T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: ... except someone cut it. hmm. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel takes the string and ties it to the tail of a Tasmanian tiger. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Ugh! Forget you then Karen! We are through! Now I'll get some holy water! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc is emobilised by hundreds of crab demon babies crawling over him T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Reltubydoc seems to be in a pickle, and I don't quite know how to deal with it T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: immobilised* T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: cut it length wise, so you don't slice into him by accident. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: also, take this tiger and sick it on those crabs. I am not a cat toy! er.. well not this cat's toy anyways. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: No, that was last week. I spilt a potion of giant strength and animate on a cuacumber T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: Great, next someone will cast summon fraggle. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel sends the Tasmanian tiger after the crabs but it just exfoliates Reltubydoc's skin instead, leaving a healthy glow. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: if you insist. Here's a cute wittle kitty.. Come here and sit on my... T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc rp :attempts to run away, but is still covered in Demon crabs. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon looks thoughtful. "Well, I'm not sure that'll ever catch on, but it's sure better than those sugar creams." T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: I think I got one off! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: crap, the tiger just gave birth to kittens, now he's covered in crabs and kittens who think he's their mama T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: crabby kittens? T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: I think they're fusing together and growing in power T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc rips a demon child off himself. "I'm gonna call you Backster." T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon throws back his head and cackles with insane glee! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel sends Baxter to crab-cat kindergarten. They grow up so fast T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: the fees for hellschool are a real pain. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: only for those who are poor of souls T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: thankfully I started harvesting souls at a young age T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: ok, Karen, because of you, I'm the addopted father of a crab demon, and there's a... thing... growing in power and looking to destroy us! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: that explains a great deal about my shoes. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel consoles Falkon. It is obvious that Failurette Noegel cares. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Reltubydoc if you only took the proper crab precautions we wouldn't be in this mess T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: maybe somewhere a butterfly will flap it's wings and this will all blow over. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel begins to agree until the crab-demon absorbs the life from the butterflies. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: I know! anyone have any angellic butter and godly garlic? T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin rubs his tummy and wishes he'd bought a pie at the bakery. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: demon crab legs. mmmm. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Ok. How was I supposed to know that 1: she was a demon, 2: she had kids, 3: she'd leave me with the kids, and 4: that the kids would merge with that tiger over there! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) The Stoner Sinder: dadachuck? dadachum? T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: baxter back ribs? T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon hums a familiar tune. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: Reltubydoc the signs were obvious but we forgive you for your sins. You were blinded by love T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Baxter, what'd I tell you about fusing with wild animals?! You gotta go to the calmdown corner! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Primieval immanent Spirin Spirin coagulate he crapulent him GEORGE SANTAYANA!! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel sends Spirin to the calm down corner as well. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: the unearthly beauty coupled with the seductive hissing and glowing was at least the third hint, though I guess by then you would've been under her spell. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin glares at Failurette Noegel. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel: anyway time to return to real life and find some food T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: whatever. She's gone now, and the crabs are my responsibility. But if I die, tell my darlin I love her... and also tell Karen something T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin: I know what a Karen is. You can't trick me like that! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: lol that'll be a great message. "Hi.. Something!" T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel explodes in a bloody mess, releasing the crabs that were stored within. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon: so much for that food. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: her name was Karenaghelotl! What was I thinking!? I should've left when she first mentioned the manager! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: gotta go. Enjoy your playdate Baxter! T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Falkon snickers softly. T3/r7/2020-09-21.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin waves goodbye to Reltubydoc. T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel: hi T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: greetings, squirrel T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Tavek bows T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel: i dont know how to rp T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel: or the commands T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: it's easy, just pretend you're someone you're not T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: but Roleplay channel is rarely used here T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Alison pretends to be Noegel. T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Tavek: and if you start a post with : it just inserts your name T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: but for channels, type "roleplay :dances around like a squirrel." T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel dances like a squirrel T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: and for preexisting socials, type "roleplay *dance" T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Alison sends Noegel across the dance floor. T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Tavek giggles at the dancing T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel dances wildly before you! T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Robbo: You scurvy dogs! Get off my channel! T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: now if you want to search existing socials in the database via a keyword, type social hug T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel is asleep T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: and for what they do, type Shelp hug T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel is awake T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel: social hug T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: without the channel haha T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: Shelp for any of the socials that pop up with the keyword you chose T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel: im confused T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Tavek: i see HooK has plundered the roleplay channel too T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel is looking around for treehuggers paranoidly, what is he, Famiel? T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel hops around like a CRAZY chinchilla! T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: thesquirrel, when you type social hug by itself, a list of socials pops up with the word hug in it T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel: thx T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Noegel: then to see what those do, you type Shelp "social name" T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Tavek: socials also work in the other channels too T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Macadamien: dr T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: Hey! Did someone call a doctor? T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: of PSYCHOLOGY??? T3/r7/2020-09-22.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Reltubydoc: you called, didn't ya? T3/r7/2020-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel is here T3/r7/2020-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Spirin claps at Thesquirrel's actions. T3/r7/2020-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Tavek: Blinking open one eye, :lifts his head from a table T3/r7/2020-09-23.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Tavek: ... T3/r7/2020-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel attempts to steer the S.S. HOOK clear of the icebergs, but is too inexperienced and/or drunk and beaches her on some rocks. T3/r7/2020-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Chief Pimp Wars puts Noegel back in the barrel. T3/r7/2020-09-26.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Failurette Noegel wriggles around before settling into the arms of a goat. T3/r7/2020-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel: hi T3/r7/2020-09-29.txt.gz:{chan ch=rp}(Roleplay) Thesquirrel is confused